Cum Town | Regular | 07/26/2018
[00:00:14] well i'm not placing it all this is on his way back right now with the mic but
[00:00:17] until then at him's on my lap do we have an excellent why did you
[00:00:23] tell me this because i could have taken over my part i didn't realize to the
[00:00:30] i didn't realize to you guys were already on the way this is a fucking
[00:00:35] the levels of the levels of the level of the world five
[00:00:45] well we're drinking from stops brand new neskefae which is
[00:00:54] i'm still waiting on my god and the vietamix to come back from the vietamix
[00:00:57] corporation do you get supercharged the fucking not broke
[00:01:09] hell yeah yeah i got a turbo on my my vietamix it turns a fucking
[00:01:24] and i actually like this is me and i'm a basically kissing
[00:01:33] that feels good it's like Bruce Springsteen like
[00:01:35] yeah yeah you're the you're the sexy black saxophone guy dude
[00:01:44] so yeah we're just out here i have now just i'm in a bathing suit
[00:01:48] i'm out of regular shorts i'm out of all my laundry
[00:01:52] i'm just like enrolling around in a damn suit
[00:01:54] i can't wait to die i get a fucking mri dude
[00:01:57] that sucks it's gonna cost like what three thousand dollars no i could
[00:02:00] probably get like five hundred the doctor said damn
[00:02:05] when i look at that when i had that heart thing and i was like i'm gonna
[00:02:08] i'm gonna go to the doctor and get this shit checked out
[00:02:17] yeah uh... it's like they had to recall because my guns are too damn big damn
[00:02:22] do you know you should read it with your body's to strong for the fucking
[00:02:26] blood pressure monitor and so it's not accurate really yeah
[00:02:30] it only it only works for people with up to thirteen and a half inch biceps
[00:02:36] that's no good for anybody that's done a fucking pull up is yeah i got seventeen
[00:02:40] i mean yeah you're probably you're probably too fat for no too strong
[00:02:47] say so i checked it i checked it like a pharmacy and i should look okay but
[00:02:52] now my dick just doesn't completely doesn't work
[00:03:01] you think it's just done blotto just for out
[00:03:07] uh... barely i mean i gotta get on that i get it on the the dick pill game
[00:03:14] yeah no no no we didn't say it on the pot but i was making fun of this guy
[00:03:18] who's in a subway ad for romans which is that like
[00:03:21] birch box for boner pills and and uh... hair
[00:03:25] land like wood hair plugs no no like uh... like a fucking uh... pro-
[00:03:31] i was so freaked out about that and it just all came back
[00:03:35] i was making fun of that guy i was like oh yeah i saw it like a boner
[00:03:38] pill out on the subway and then they have this like guy like that's in the ads
[00:03:42] which she's like probably an actor and so stoked about getting a job and then
[00:03:48] that was uh... that was a an episode of friends and the guy was at funny moms
[00:03:54] i like raised his hand yeah i brought him on stage yeah
[00:03:57] he was like and then adam sucked his limp dick
[00:03:59] that i sucked his stuff we have a couple of good riffs on this one
[00:04:03] i missed it that it started a charity for you
[00:04:05] oh yeah we have a couple of amnesty international
[00:04:11] that weird face guy who i told us that i wouldn't call them that we're nice to
[00:04:15] him now his name's david yet he's not that should have been introduced to
[00:04:18] his the weird face guys that's that they he was upset about that
[00:04:21] and i'm being weird face guy yeah uh...
[00:04:28] and it's pretty good you're going to do in funds that were terrible
[00:04:34] adam's like you don't do the puns are all shit people booed the guy and i was
[00:04:38] like don't do that guy no no that's not true he did not say hamnessy
[00:04:41] international he said something else international and then i said hamnessy
[00:04:50] some other shit that didn't really make sense fat guy international okay i
[00:04:55] like that guy and i choose to believe that's got a nice and that is good yeah
[00:04:59] that is good to choose to believe that because then adam just all of them
[00:05:11] uh... they call you the f bomb though yeah i'm gonna stop saying
[00:05:29] is it time for you to announce that you got a joke on the new alijisha
[00:05:36] and should do that you wrote for that all i didn't you know i don't like it
[00:05:41] i'm not gonna say i got shit on on a show that where i probably didn't get
[00:05:44] shit on but you got one joke on i like consulted on it for three days you
[00:05:48] consulted for a specific congressman didn't you
[00:05:56] now i was joking about saying that but i don't want to apply that i like to help
[00:06:01] just the part where you shouted the n-word four times in a row
[00:06:04] and the other side of the field on professional even said i was involved
[00:06:09] barely contribute anything yeah no it's just a bit to say that you wrote the
[00:06:12] end word man yeah you're overthinking it dude
[00:06:15] is this a way we do a charity's for you and give me some of charities while
[00:06:18] bread cross obviously bread cross yeah uh... the make a dish found
[00:06:26] i think slot slob nation army or no that didn't work uh...
[00:06:31] what was the other one that we did well the best the best seven inches army was
[00:06:43] bomb bomb a seven inches on me gonna fuck your ass first of all
[00:07:04] it's actually seven inches and i fucked you with it
[00:07:13] uh... did i think my magnum opus on that motherfucker
[00:07:17] was uh... instead of the white helmets is the tight helmet
[00:07:23] by most of the idea cuz your dickhead is
[00:07:26] and it is a really good response but it's the best one
[00:07:29] it's moments like that is where it's like okay
[00:07:35] it's it's for you it's not for them you know yeah but that's first of all
[00:07:40] i'm a very talented it should be for them i'm a very any better of course do if
[00:07:44] you can tell me or whatever you have said yeah
[00:07:48] fucked up to this world can take everything away from myself esteem but
[00:07:51] not that not tight helmet not tight helmet
[00:07:54] damn to sometimes the boy can come through you know oh yeah
[00:08:00] what do you want to be with the people talking about
[00:08:06] uh... for the chinese but they're for for chinese people black donalds
[00:08:14] you're fucking adam's like you're a you're stained adidas tank top it just
[00:08:21] and underwear with come all over them hell yeah
[00:08:25] uh... you do look you have a nice look going
[00:08:27] today the narcotics and on the floor you got that light light wash jeans trying
[00:08:34] light wash jeans that fucking great pull over the air force like no one does
[00:08:39] well you people people do it erwin is back in a big way yeah but i know my
[00:08:43] friends daniel of i would just almost died or whatever i'm not friends with
[00:08:46] them and she doesn't even have that big at titties
[00:09:01] uh people are doing pills though i feel like people are like
[00:09:05] oxies isn't that basically heroin it's similar
[00:09:10] i feel i mean i love pills it take like an eighty milligram oxie if you like
[00:09:15] really want to just push it to limit take two of them yes fucking not off
[00:09:20] that sounds awesome uh... i've been taking two
[00:09:23] big-ass fucking edibles every night just s honking the fuck out
[00:09:26] and waking up fucking gnarly is fuck like just i can't sleep on edibles
[00:09:30] oh i sleep like a fucking baby with a hard-ass day i've had heart starts
[00:09:34] racing to us i've taken enough foxy cotton that it feels like heroin but i've
[00:09:37] never shot heroin i've only ever snorted it
[00:09:39] mmm so i don't know if like the bit from uh...
[00:09:42] pulp fiction oometherman yeah you got your oomethermanon
[00:09:46] well it's weird because in that movie she does the line thinking it's coke
[00:09:50] and then her nose starts bleeding which
[00:09:52] heroin heroin's not like crystalline i don't know why
[00:09:55] that would happen i don't know maybe for cinematic effect yeah but you really
[00:09:59] don't have to do a lot of that shit to get to die
[00:10:02] because this bitch took a fat rail yeah oomah you can't do like
[00:10:06] you can't do that shit like you would do cocaine yeah i will key bump
[00:10:09] damn dude now should i do heroin we should all do heroin dude let's do
[00:10:13] everyone that i know who did it misses it
[00:10:18] wow heroin's like my dick exactly exactly
[00:10:23] um it'd be nice to start with a girlfriend
[00:10:28] you don't have to fuck them anymore but you stay really strong the relationship
[00:10:33] gets really strong i knew these two junkies that would just shoot up and then
[00:10:36] scratch each other and they would talk about it yeah yeah yeah i'm just like
[00:10:39] itching each other yeah that's how it's fucking awful
[00:10:42] well the nice thing about your all your relationship is that
[00:10:45] at a certain point you do stop fucking your girlfriends and other people start
[00:10:48] funding yeah yeah that you just you fucking swap out
[00:10:52] yeah you tag them at him's at him's on the ropes like
[00:10:55] come on the ropes please please tag me in please tag me
[00:11:00] i'm like one of these like make a bitch come like five times and then i'm
[00:11:03] you know i'm done i'm good and then i and then i ride my motorcycle out
[00:11:06] of ten yeah you know i'm like a dad from and then my
[00:11:11] this stuff's working the only thing i could think about is drugs yeah
[00:11:15] i just want to do drugs having a limp ass dick in a mouth
[00:11:19] dude some that used it used to be the magic solution to getting my dick
[00:11:23] hard again was getting it sucked but now
[00:11:31] wow it's gay pornography now it's looking at
[00:11:35] no it's looking at fucking zip files that i get emailed of young boys wrestling
[00:11:39] no i mean because like i've had that i had the apple i've had the apple watch
[00:11:43] for a while and like back in december i guess
[00:11:46] was doing a decent amount of blow yeah it never was it giving me that
[00:11:50] heart shit and i did the blow last week which has been
[00:11:54] fucking me up yeah like a week yeah i mean i think a lot of this
[00:11:57] you got depressed after you saw in a net and then did blow yeah
[00:12:01] um but yeah that night that thing was just going off
[00:12:05] oh the night you were doing it every every like five minutes the apple
[00:12:08] watch is like you need to go to the hospital holy shit dude don't do any
[00:12:11] more coke no dude i'm trying to die this is a death
[00:12:14] call we're all going to die together everyone who listens
[00:12:16] can we say you know like legion of skanks does like the countdown
[00:12:20] for new years he's like yeah dude you can sync it up oh yeah yeah
[00:12:23] we're all just gonna fucking overdose at the same time
[00:12:26] yeah it's gonna be like john's town yeah
[00:12:29] sounds hot we uh a friend of a friend or a friend of mine
[00:12:35] apparently listens to the show and told his therapist about com town and his
[00:12:41] therapist told him that other patients had told him about com town
[00:12:48] no yeah we are literally running a death call
[00:12:54] no stop yeah dude it's real did i heard that we were like
[00:13:01] that is so fucked up yeah that sucks welcome to the pit
[00:13:07] you know hell yeah we should you know what fuck it let's do it
[00:13:10] if we're here already let's all be fucking bane dude yeah i hate this
[00:13:14] world yeah i fucking hate this world i want to watch it just fucking
[00:13:18] just completely collapse in on itself yes be sure let's do um let's do um
[00:13:23] let's do a fight club what do they do they blew some shit they blew up that
[00:13:26] big ball they blew up Delaware they just see
[00:13:29] the world loment and Delaware no i'm serious because it's like
[00:13:32] credit cards and all the credit card companies
[00:13:35] let's do it hell yeah dude let's go to fucking Delaware
[00:13:39] i gotta stay with Ian's mom let's fucking it's mom yeah let's all fucking
[00:13:42] it's mom girl Ian where your dad now he's like dad
[00:13:47] we all go finally finally dad's back we all go
[00:13:51] wearing Oshkosh like seersucker overalls like train conductors
[00:13:56] where your it's my husband where your dad is like three foot four and he's like
[00:14:03] just for his Oshkosh that would rule and all the girls are like i don't know
[00:14:06] there's just something about it i really like that Josh guy he's like yeah i'm
[00:14:10] pretty cool like what are they seeing that guy
[00:14:14] he's just he's a talking baby with cool beach bum hair
[00:14:20] i bet that guy could get pushed me just a three foot four just in greedy
[00:14:25] all the women just love him yeah i bet he could get pussy yeah
[00:14:28] anybody can get pussy dude but a little guy that's the thing all it takes
[00:14:33] i mean that's true yeah i've gone it's a cluted alleyway
[00:14:41] a man wearing flip flops that's right that's right i cowered a coward wearing
[00:14:46] flip flops no one i want to be the only witness i'm
[00:14:48] going to make this is going to be great i can't wait it's going to it's a
[00:14:51] whistle but it's called an i'm not being raped whistle yes
[00:14:54] rape happens so much like we know this is a constant problem so women should
[00:14:58] just eldest is here with the mic hold on i'm
[00:15:02] thank you eldest in the middle yeah go ahead finish eldest uh i'll make
[00:15:06] us in the middle of a not getting raped whistle idea
[00:15:09] yeah because rape happens so often right that women need a whistle to signify
[00:15:14] that they're not being raped but here's the trick yes
[00:15:18] sell the whistle to rapist uh so that way you get you get
[00:15:21] a late uh i take your date out to an alley
[00:15:25] take her out for a nice evening behind the dumpster yes
[00:15:28] and she's she's like on being raped time to get out my rape whistle
[00:15:31] boom what happens and even bigger the rapist has the not getting
[00:15:35] raped whistle so much like is that a girl being
[00:15:37] raped oh no she's not being raped yes it sounds a little like there's an
[00:15:41] rape whistle underneath uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh whistle but
[00:15:44] what okay just to be safe shouldn't it be like a not being raped
[00:15:48] air horn to really make sure the whistle you can hear the whistle
[00:15:52] bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam
[00:15:57] yeah i'm not getting raped with us a la yeah
[00:16:01] nice one eldest yeah voussé la references i'm all about them
[00:16:05] oh yeah 2018 2019 i'll cruise to my my sweet death
[00:16:10] oh yeah yeah we remember it i'll just hear off mic though so shut up
[00:16:13] bitch yeah eldest is ruining the show save her style
[00:16:17] yeah this is a very amber throwback everybody wants amber to come back on
[00:16:21] let's get big to the amberback let's have let's have those sweet cans
[00:16:27] let's go to her apartment so we can see earnest old school
[00:16:30] she wanted to come over this week did you go out of town did you i gotta go
[00:16:34] see my insane grandmother on the eastern shore damn
[00:16:38] it at the i guess big hunt on uh oh yes hold on hold on we're about to pause
[00:16:43] for uh getting adam his own microphone everyone and
[00:16:47] wait hold on this is always perfect timing okay
[00:16:50] no it's not no it's not adam you're gonna have to wait four minutes to get
[00:16:53] your don't do that don't do it adam do not do it you'll fuck up the whole file
[00:16:57] bitch we'll pause in a second all right so go get a sock to throw over at
[00:17:01] adam while you wait mhm um what's going on with your insane
[00:17:05] ass grandmother bro i don't know she's got dementia real bad so
[00:17:09] she's gonna get crabs she's gonna show her grandpa's sister is his girlfriend
[00:17:12] that she's like using him of cheating she's trying to run away what was your
[00:17:16] grandpa fucking his sister well yeah yeah that's his move
[00:17:22] hell yeah bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop
[00:17:25] suck on my little penis no dude four minutes you're giving me anxiety you're
[00:17:29] in the penalty box adam you're in the penalty box for having a little
[00:17:33] last dick so you're going to the east and shore
[00:17:36] regis penalty uh is it is it too late to get
[00:17:40] crabs no it's the middle of the summer i forgot what time it is
[00:17:43] because i've been i've been in my fucking prison here in my home but
[00:17:47] yeah you think i have time to sneak up crabs yesterday did you
[00:17:49] fuck with the brooklyn crab was it were they good
[00:17:52] they're okay you need that be more shit baby that eastern shore
[00:17:56] white blue crab okay yeah damn i want crabs i had mad i had mad
[00:18:01] seafood and cape cod this weekend you went to cape cod i thought you were going
[00:18:03] to north carolina bitch called an audible like because we picked up the rv and we
[00:18:07] saw it was raining all weekend north carolina so we just
[00:18:09] drove up to cape cod and said yeah yeah yeah nice
[00:18:13] i'll be that what are we going to do for our bachelor parties boys
[00:18:17] hmm what do you mean or when our joint wedding uh we each marry a woman we all
[00:18:21] marry the same same woman honestly that might be the solution what's that
[00:18:24] korean church we had to get married the idea of marrying one person terrifies
[00:18:28] me but if all three of us married the same we get a third of that just four
[00:18:31] when i have just a big fat whore when i first started dating
[00:18:35] we all we come in like a queen when i first started dating dasha i said
[00:18:39] she is our girlfriend uh-huh that's true
[00:18:42] you guys let me run with it as my own but you know it's the the invitation
[00:18:46] still open so we should we get back in this fuck dasha yeah it's true
[00:18:50] you guys seem to have a nice relationship me and stuff should be able to ruin
[00:18:53] yeah exactly me and nick haven't really ever felt love that way so
[00:18:57] why don't we get a piece of that yeah i think i am too unfortunately
[00:19:00] i'm i'm capable of some very fun times and i'm fun to be around but when it comes
[00:19:04] to real feeling oh no i i think i even come close i have
[00:19:07] to shoot up a bank or something yeah oh yeah oh in terms of what i felt
[00:19:11] good doing it's been drugs and eating like
[00:19:16] you know me and eldest had a day where it was the only time i'm happy is when i
[00:19:19] completely destroy my life yeah absolutely when i throw everything
[00:19:23] away and it's like yeah fuck when it's when it's happening i'm like this
[00:19:26] sucks but the no beautiful afterman it's happening once i've like
[00:19:29] securely fucked everything up in my life and it's just
[00:19:33] everything's on fire yes it's like and you're smiling i'm like
[00:19:37] yeah hell yeah fucking i love starting over it feels
[00:19:41] awesome because there's no there's no fucking you don't know one expects
[00:19:45] shit from you it's fucking freedom yeah dude that's all i want is freedom and
[00:19:49] the closer i get to it because like you know the podcast makes money yep
[00:19:53] i have all these things that i thought i wanted i mean i feel like not
[00:19:56] creatively fulfilled but at least i have like some degree of success and it's
[00:20:01] a prison and also we could become more creative if we
[00:20:05] worked a little harder at it though to be i'm not doing that
[00:20:09] well i was until this fucking foot injury and now i just thought i'm gonna get
[00:20:12] fat as shit uh each cheesecake i haven't had cheesecake in a while
[00:20:17] maybe i'll get a whole cheesecake and eat it about cheesecake jeez
[00:20:21] the i'm watching the jeez the old more jeez in the cake
[00:20:27] please do not touch the jeez oh man i love jeez how jeez go jeez
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[00:22:36] i haven't watched any baseball this year but pick the angels man yeah
[00:22:41] because i'm a man of god first of all the most
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[00:23:53] adams got his own mic it's covered in a sock because i didn't get a win guard
[00:23:56] shots out to eldest making that fucking guitar center run i've been
[00:23:59] shit for days either really yeah what's your diet like right now brother
[00:24:04] i don't fucking know i want to get all i had yesterday with some Malaysian beef
[00:24:07] jerky oh oh i love Malaysian beef jerky man i know
[00:24:11] it's a it's a fuck deep deep Chinatown so good me and they had a beautiful day
[00:24:16] we just went to the bicycle shopping and then we ate fucking beef jerky dude
[00:24:21] we got 40 dollars we had a gay romance that was awesome hey i was there that day
[00:24:26] no you weren't yeah no i wasn't oh this is like when you said you were at the
[00:24:29] i was there at the feminist books no you weren't bitch it was my fault we went
[00:24:34] there i'm not wrong i don't think you are
[00:24:36] me no stop you weren't you weren't sure i definitely was there i don't know
[00:24:43] it feels pathetic to get back into this it feels really lame and pathetic to get
[00:24:48] back into the oh stop i did um i did the ls do this
[00:24:52] weekend hell yeah we we took it and then uh we went to this place to pick up
[00:24:58] kayaks we were gonna trip and and me and george we're gonna do that in
[00:25:01] seattle but i forgot we're out of my go to yellow stone next week
[00:25:04] what the fuck is depressed he wants to do trips come on man
[00:25:08] one with my foot yeah well wait till you should get better go to yellow
[00:25:11] stone see some right big horns i love this shit we'll get you one of those
[00:25:14] bro we should go on a tour slash fucking trip drop acid i start
[00:25:19] killing me when crossbow just a hammer just like beating a
[00:25:25] plug in what do you do i know i'm gonna use every part of it
[00:25:30] anyway so we're like coming up on acid we get to the beach and then none of the
[00:25:33] kayaks are there oh no we're like what the fuck so we call the lady and she's
[00:25:37] like this like like five or like four foot eleven like lesbian
[00:25:42] cape cod like frosty cape cod with like lawn mullet like comes on the beach
[00:25:46] she's like yeah the people that like went out before you with the fucking kayaks
[00:25:50] they're like they're lost at sea right now what coming up on drugs and we're
[00:25:55] like oh shit she's like they're kids out there
[00:25:58] they said they're hyperventilating they're lost if they don't know where they
[00:26:01] are holy fuck so we're like sitting on the beach
[00:26:03] washing this all unfold yeah laughing at the kid's drowning
[00:26:07] no man two of the kayaks come back and it's the dad with two kids and then like
[00:26:11] another woman with two other kids and then he's like yeah my wife and the
[00:26:15] babysitter are out on the other kayak and you saw this guy like
[00:26:18] pacing around the book like the beach like thinking like his wife was dead and
[00:26:22] then like oh my god he's potentially fucking was
[00:26:25] out there like with his wife you can't leave your wife and your side
[00:26:28] each on the same kayak look at a julia events is instagram
[00:26:32] she's supposed to depict black in my picture herself she says should i post
[00:26:36] more photos and stories about my life not only about sport or not
[00:26:41] it's comment from uh sue hale's official please post about your personal life
[00:26:50] that's the best indian romeo move is saying where you're from
[00:26:55] love from india what does sue hale look like is he hot
[00:26:59] really anyway so we fuck him so she like
[00:27:04] yo indian guys really do believe in themselves too much
[00:27:07] i'd wait too much well it's so funny because in india i mean they had a
[00:27:11] range marriages until like i don't know the election
[00:27:14] yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so it's all these guys that are like
[00:27:20] shooting their shot that yeah shooting their shot in the way
[00:27:23] that a 12 year old would like in the dm fucking calling a girl up from like
[00:27:27] the the school phone the right thing yeah yeah
[00:27:30] being like is there a bit go there because they never
[00:27:36] you know i think that's what happens the more sexist
[00:27:40] society is the more the men believe in themselves
[00:27:43] yeah because it's like a zero-sum thing of like
[00:27:45] how much belief in yourself you're allowed yeah that's why like
[00:27:48] guys will like uh dasha shows me like dms of guys responding to her
[00:27:52] instagram stories and it'll just be like six six
[00:27:55] and then it's like please to come to Dubai
[00:27:58] sex please please sweetie please to come to Dubai
[00:28:02] sex please sex please please do you guys see that one lady from Dubai or some
[00:28:06] shit or maybe Kuwait or some oh yeah with the
[00:28:08] Filipino who was talking about how how are we going to give Filipino and
[00:28:12] i can't give my Filipino servant her passport yeah yeah what if she can run
[00:28:16] away yeah what if she decides to leave and then she
[00:28:18] can play that they get a day off every week she's like it's bad enough we give
[00:28:22] them a day off every week i thought instead of
[00:28:25] Filipino it's Philippine whole oh yeah yeah
[00:28:30] should i get into sounding i mean your cock's not working anyway man
[00:28:33] try it out i should just shove wire just open it up yeah
[00:28:38] let's get some goddamn wires put a fucking rolling pin in a new way to feel alive
[00:28:42] nick to feel truly alive to get that electric
[00:28:45] uh electricity go up your spine you know maybe put it into ASMR the car
[00:28:52] batteries and shit yeah put a little electric dildo in your
[00:28:55] ass that probably feels good you know a little jolt
[00:28:58] put an electric eel smooth up your ass you know anyway so this lesbian woman
[00:29:04] who's rinsing the kayaks she's like i'm so fucking pissed right now these
[00:29:07] fucking idiots taking my kayaks out she's like i got to get my spider-man tattoo
[00:29:12] finish she shows us her tattoos so in one
[00:29:16] arm she has Harley Quinn Joker oh no no
[00:29:21] spider-man married Jane making out oh that we're like she's like yeah i wanted
[00:29:25] to get the DC on one side marvel on the other side
[00:29:28] and we're like so like what other tattoos are you getting she goes
[00:29:31] you gotta get the penguin and at that point like we're all like fully
[00:29:37] treasured yeah yeah and we just busted out laughing in her face oh my god
[00:29:42] thanks you fucked you up yeah it was so fucking funny what is she how does
[00:29:45] she respond to your laughter you're cruel she was like no she thought it was
[00:29:48] cool she was like yeah that's cool right the penguin i gotta get a penguin
[00:29:52] pat that's pretty heteronormative of her though
[00:29:54] yeah that she was getting like a straight couple you know yeah she should have
[00:29:58] gotten at Harley Quinn and poison ivy sucking each other's
[00:30:00] my other friend who is with us who wasn't tripping is sober
[00:30:03] and he was telling me that he's like he's in the program and like he also
[00:30:07] runs a vape shop and stuff the witness protection program from
[00:30:10] raping children for years the narcotics anonymous
[00:30:13] um and he runs a vape shop and so he's around sober people a lot like i guess
[00:30:17] sober people are really into the vaping and stuff yeah yeah and he was like you
[00:30:21] have no idea how important the joker is to the sober
[00:30:33] why i don't know why is there twisted he's twisted just like that i guess yeah
[00:30:39] that's how the narcotics anonymous is the saddest
[00:30:41] fucking place in the world yeah it's just i mean
[00:30:44] obviously like mogat issue yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah maybe
[00:30:49] a lot of other people maybe the narcotics anonymous in Sudan
[00:30:52] yeah yeah yeah but yeah i would go to those and it's just like these broken
[00:30:57] middle-aged men that are like i've destroyed my entire life
[00:31:01] you know but at least i have my friends who the only thing i have in common
[00:31:05] with is despair we used to do drugs is they used to do drugs and it's like
[00:31:12] it's somehow worse i mean it's like harder to deal with than people that are
[00:31:16] like struggling with cancer some kind of criminal disease because i feel like
[00:31:19] there's a process built into your head that like will allow you to accept the
[00:31:24] grief and the inevitability of death like people find peace at the end
[00:31:27] yeah but if you're and also just waiting for it
[00:31:31] yeah yeah you know where it's not like there's some
[00:31:34] immediate reason why you're going to die but there's like literally no reason
[00:31:38] for you to be alive anymore the only thing that
[00:31:41] sort of like removes that feeling from you is
[00:31:46] been deemed a problem by society and also because it destroyed your marriage
[00:31:49] which you probably would have destroyed on your own yeah yeah yeah yeah
[00:31:53] it's like heartbreaking and i don't understand i don't understand how that
[00:31:57] supposed to keep you sober is to go be around these other people
[00:32:01] i mean it works it's so funny that it works in the way that what you want to
[00:32:05] die those guys like have completely destroyed their lives from
[00:32:10] heroin maybe it's projection and they do not want to die they like they're
[00:32:13] they're living lives just fucking projection maybe you're jealous yeah
[00:32:16] i am i'm jealous of a lot of people right anybody with like
[00:32:20] a consistent will to live when i don't see why you're making more money than
[00:32:25] you ever thought i'm also if that also i mean
[00:32:28] you know it's a cliche but sure obviously that doesn't
[00:32:31] it doesn't yeah it doesn't buy happiness but i disagree
[00:32:34] there was that nick croll joke when i've been doing drugs on live where he was
[00:32:38] pretty happy he was like i look i look sometimes i look at like homeless
[00:32:41] freaks on the street and i'm like how have you not just
[00:32:45] fucking killed yourself he's like i'm on two television shows right now
[00:32:50] and i constantly want to kill myself because they have a fucking that's a
[00:32:53] sweet humble bregg joke well i think a lot of the problems because
[00:32:56] yeah i have such a big ass dick and i and i like you and
[00:33:01] they crawl yeah well no i mean people like that they have this kind of
[00:33:04] depression which is like we're probably not ever going to kill
[00:33:07] ourselves no no it's mostly self-indulgent and it'll get
[00:33:10] right because it's right exactly i mean it's all
[00:33:13] exactly yeah it's all so self-centered that the destruction of
[00:33:16] yourself is like not really a possibility right the closer to that you get you'll
[00:33:21] just become super fucking depressed i mean when you actually get to the point
[00:33:25] where you're like okay this is how i'm going to do it and like this is the
[00:33:28] doorknob i'm going to use yeah put the belt around your neck and you try it
[00:33:31] out and see how it feels you just sort of max out and then
[00:33:34] collapse inwardly and you come back out of it
[00:33:37] still continuing to be a piece of shit that's entirely self-centered haven't
[00:33:40] learned anything you don't have like any of your
[00:33:42] primary needs met in terms of shelter or food those like
[00:33:47] problems are just you don't have time to wallow and
[00:33:50] self-pity it's like i just need a sandwich i need water
[00:33:54] i'm going i've had water in three days yeah
[00:33:56] you're not thinking about like will i kill myself because it's like
[00:34:00] will the weather kill me yeah it's like like
[00:34:05] being depressed is sort of like a boujois like
[00:34:08] of course if you have to work three jobs to survive you don't have time
[00:34:11] right think about your place in the universe right exactly yeah
[00:34:15] yeah that should sucks i mean also i just wouldn't kill myself because i'm too
[00:34:18] fucking lazy i have shit i've been meaning to do for years
[00:34:21] dude i got a fucking screenplay i've been meaning to finish
[00:34:23] yeah yeah i'm not going to kill myself you're surfing to your first
[00:34:26] restaurant i would love to get a look at that goddamn screen yeah it's about
[00:34:30] it's about a surfing turf restaurant owner it was so funny when we all tried
[00:34:33] to write together and i was like hey can you write this thing and it's just
[00:34:37] like everything's spelled wrong no that is not your guess yeah yeah
[00:34:43] it's just calling someone a fat faggot with deucheia that's a good one that's
[00:34:47] a good joke i stand by faggot deucheia you can't even like the
[00:34:51] screenwriting software will capitalize things for you and you were actively
[00:34:55] going back and decapitalize yeah not that it matters yeah exactly putting things
[00:34:59] in lowercase first of all just the just the thing you were talking about
[00:35:04] week my isn't italian it's a sketch where we speak fake italian so faggot
[00:35:10] deucheia is necessary is is is uh incredibly necessary there's other
[00:35:17] things like suck a dick leony suck at second and second and second and
[00:35:21] taking the mother's pussy that was the that was the uh
[00:35:24] that was the impetus for the entire sketch the remember second it's
[00:35:29] sick i'm gonna fuck at a poosie i'm gonna play in the game of poosie and it doesn't mean
[00:35:34] impetus it's like a demon that can't get its dick
[00:35:36] hard and it just flies into your room at night and it's like
[00:35:39] i'm fucking shory it's not you it's i was molested i don't know
[00:35:46] just pulling his object just come on yeah just work and then he's just
[00:35:53] he's brought back down to hell where he's he's hard but there's no pussy
[00:35:58] yeah that's hell yeah you send you to where all the good pussy is and you did
[00:36:02] can't get hard you get back to hell it's just you and your boys playing xbox
[00:36:05] in your heart and shit damn we should redo
[00:36:10] fucking dante's inferno yeah yeah for what like what's well that's we got one
[00:36:16] level of hell already not getting in color yeah you're always hard
[00:36:20] but then when there's pussy around you're never hard yeah you're gay
[00:36:24] no that's not because i guess i guess i guess i did describe a gay guy
[00:36:27] just a guy hanging out with guys and he's always hard as soon as there's
[00:36:31] women around me he's soft yeah that's good
[00:36:34] hell is man um i don't know what else the
[00:36:38] second ring of hell the second ring of hell
[00:36:41] oh they forget your fucking man he's on the side when you go to fucking sandwich
[00:36:45] they put it on the sandwich they put oh yeah i hate that when i get it
[00:36:49] when i get a salad delivered and sometimes i do motherfuckers he's got
[00:36:53] a second on the side to be sent to the first circle of hell
[00:36:56] where it's like you're not bad you just kind of suck yeah yeah yeah you know
[00:36:59] yeah who get who even gets in there people that are like too annoying for
[00:37:04] heaven yeah you're harshing the vibe up here dude
[00:37:08] yeah i do have an afterlife terrifies me yeah i would like to just be over right
[00:37:12] it's not there's none that that would be terrible i mean i imagine it
[00:37:16] obviously it's fake yeah imagine living forever
[00:37:21] i feel the opposite way it's a good idea if someone came up with when you would
[00:37:24] only live to like 19 yeah yeah you were the king
[00:37:27] right right right right you know dude i think about that you had 17 kids by the
[00:37:31] time you were 13 yeah you're like i wish i could watch one of them
[00:37:34] turn two yeah before i die of old age yeah 11 and a half no one
[00:37:40] knew their grandfather the concept of going to hell forever is so mean
[00:37:45] like if that's like something god actually does yeah god's a fucking bitch
[00:37:49] that is so fucking me suck my dick god like even
[00:37:53] you know whatever even if you're a hitler like
[00:37:56] no i don't know you should be able to like you know go into some sort of
[00:37:59] you get a thousand years of getting your ass fucked yeah and then you know
[00:38:02] after a thousand years yeah you're less than yeah
[00:38:06] after a thousand years you have to eternal damnation is an insane concept
[00:38:11] yeah yeah religion's fucking fucked up man internal
[00:38:15] slam nation that would be cool yeah just being beaten to death by julia
[00:38:20] vins all of this i would love that dude i wanted to just
[00:38:24] fucking just fuck me up just crush your head with her size
[00:38:28] smash my fucking head and smash your little soft dick and i'm
[00:38:31] not gonna buy just break my fucking skull there's a
[00:38:35] bodybuilder girl who people are dubbing the real chun Lee
[00:38:40] oh i've seen her i've seen her right her quads and her like
[00:38:43] ass like i'd love to smash the real chun Lee yeah 100% i mean i think it would be
[00:38:48] so hard though like if you're having doggy sauce like her but would be like
[00:38:52] just like two stones yeah that's fine as long as i can
[00:38:57] finagle my cock between them into the pussy which i think i would have no
[00:39:00] issue doing especially their muscular cheeks
[00:39:04] that's a big thing because too fat an ass when your dick is little as hell
[00:39:08] they can't access you can't be having that that's fucking that's like bumpers
[00:39:11] uh you know what i mean it's like yeah it's like a bowling yeah exactly
[00:39:15] you can't get your dick to the ends you can't just pull your cock out of
[00:39:20] cosmic bowling slam some of the bowling yeah some of the
[00:39:23] fucking pins around yeah i've always wanted to do that thing
[00:39:26] when you slide down the fucking actual bowling thing i've always wanted to take
[00:39:30] a shit in the ball return machine you should see what happens let's do it
[00:39:33] just flies back yeah i think you would just get it on your
[00:39:37] thigh all 19 stop putting uh turds in the ball
[00:39:41] return machine would you have to wait huh the ball return machine it's always
[00:39:46] spinning though so it would just like fly back at you wouldn't you have to
[00:39:49] shit down the um gutter what if we made a ball a ball of frozen
[00:39:56] shit uh we all shit for months together and we put it in a little bag
[00:40:00] actually that would be cool is like one of those like polyurethane
[00:40:03] transparent balls like a turd in the middle
[00:40:08] like a skull yeah like what the fuck is that it's like
[00:40:11] slush shit my dad ever took he's in this bowling alley
[00:40:16] he had to have the fucking giant pretzel dipped in nacho cheese and he took a
[00:40:19] shit so difficult he died of a brain aneurysm and now i'm here
[00:40:24] remembering his legacy for his giant turd down the
[00:40:30] down the sweet lanes mm-hmm trying to get pussy with it
[00:40:34] yeah yeah this is my dad's you know i'm 14
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[00:43:38] i think it's dude i'm looking don draper dude dude that's good why would you
[00:43:45] don dude damn what a world that was dude
[00:43:48] gone draper could just get so much pulled gold cigarettes yeah
[00:43:52] it's not just for you it's for the child inside of you
[00:43:59] old gold cigarettes they're molested and that's the campaign
[00:44:05] bahne you son of a bitch you fucking son of a bitch you've done it again
[00:44:13] i feel like i can only do john ham if i got the headphones in
[00:44:17] i'm gay how is it is this him no it sounds good yeah it's okay
[00:44:22] yeah i know you go to obama yeah i'm ron shot
[00:44:26] i'm yeah i'm dondryper of iraq obama and i'm good
[00:44:37] uh man i used to fucking love mad men dude
[00:44:41] yeah that was a good action i'm trying to get into the terror
[00:44:44] what is that it's a mc show about like some passage
[00:44:48] the north west passage expedition oh but it's said the ensemble
[00:44:51] it's the ensemble cast room and i used to fuck with room heavy
[00:44:55] yeah i love that show was great did episode where titus uh polo
[00:44:59] has to like fight those dudes and oh yeah yeah uh what are the other guy he
[00:45:03] finally like jumps in and saves him for the 13th lesion i straight up cried
[00:45:07] titus is like a really tall like good fighter guy yeah yeah yeah i've never
[00:45:11] seen room like i said i've seen spardicus
[00:45:16] they yeah in that show there's is speaking of big dicks there's like an
[00:45:21] episode where one of the uh like aristocrat ladies gives another
[00:45:27] aristocrat lady a big dick guy as a gift whoa that's so nice
[00:45:31] yeah that's a cool type of slave to be man a big
[00:45:35] big big slave was like traded amongst horny whores
[00:45:39] horny rich whores it's not a bad not a bad
[00:45:41] does he yet did he have to do anything else
[00:45:43] um yeah i used to fuck these but does he have to do like fucking
[00:45:48] chores to do chores too yeah that sucks i guess that's true
[00:45:52] yeah um damn that's a good life i guess the thing is about chores man if you
[00:45:56] only have to do a couple of them makes you feel good
[00:45:58] that was the most expensive show ever before game of thrones room i think so
[00:46:04] i think it was like too expensive to keep making it
[00:46:07] what was it on hbo hbo and bbc it was like a joint
[00:46:11] oh damn was it good um it was pretty good i should check it wasn't as good as
[00:46:16] like deadwood or soprano what does everybody speak
[00:46:19] british in the roman empire uh with british accent uh yeah because you do a
[00:46:24] period drama about fucking oh yeah yeah about rome or whatever
[00:46:28] they all have to have british accents and they can't use contractions yeah
[00:46:32] that's how you make it seem yeah like let us have dinner
[00:46:35] all they use are used but why the fuck like they can be speaking any
[00:46:40] tongue because it should be split you cholo it should have a clasical yeah
[00:46:44] if anything yes you're right cesar why you fucking my ass
[00:46:48] why you come here to say anything you fucking send it to us there were some
[00:46:52] people in that show with the telling acts because it's okay to fucking ask this
[00:46:55] what we all do which is why the empire would be destroyed but it's okay because
[00:46:58] that's fucking just good you do your friends so we all fuck each other's
[00:47:01] ass and try to get gold from the goals but it becomes fucked up because we
[00:47:05] have to be as fucking back in the room and out in the colonies that do not
[00:47:08] understand how many we do so much as fucking in the culture
[00:47:13] you know so it creates a cultural dissonance and then the entire empire
[00:47:16] collapses but that's okay because it feels so good
[00:47:19] the fuck in my ass fuck my ass a brutal so that's why
[00:47:24] broody scalding broody said it all just fuck
[00:47:26] season bro just screaming cocks in his body
[00:47:30] he's like oh god dude the big fuck that
[00:47:33] broody scuts a little piece bro this you tell you fuck me
[00:47:39] that sounds actually kind of hot yeah the great jizz him
[00:47:43] they killed him prison style the cops so far
[00:47:47] phone check yeah yeah the guys is not a good show but when
[00:47:51] beacher finally loses it and takes a shit on uh oh yeah on that guy's face
[00:47:56] is that the guy who gets raped a bunch yeah but then the nazi that rapes him
[00:47:59] eventually like she just fucking ices him just kills him up with weights and
[00:48:03] the damn and then shits on his face oh we will set up a
[00:48:06] good talking about it this weekend too the um the cum jizz shit
[00:48:11] or the jizz shit uh piss uh smoothie that the guy throws on the other guy in
[00:48:16] awe's oh i don't know when was that i don't know but there's an episode of
[00:48:20] lock-up raw where this admitted prison rapist
[00:48:23] uh it says what he does he crushes up light bulbs and puts them in a little
[00:48:27] cup with piss and shit and then throws it at people
[00:48:30] so they'll cut them up he's like yeah that way you get the shit and piss and
[00:48:33] the wounds he fucked him all up he's like i just love the booty
[00:48:36] i'm crazy about it oh is that the guy who makes people eat
[00:48:39] his ass yeah i think so that guy rules he's like
[00:48:42] lock-up raw is just about like they don't use condoms or something yeah yeah
[00:48:47] that's very funny dude prison rape isn't funny
[00:48:49] Adam i agree it's a real thing that happens to people
[00:48:56] who deserve it but uh fuck dude i love that take it's like
[00:49:02] how you gonna let somebody fuck your ass so true you know how you gonna
[00:49:07] have six in a bathroom yeah yeah you're raped to death in a
[00:49:10] bathroom classic classic bit from the old days
[00:49:15] from the dc day honestly shout out raulo boy can shout out
[00:49:19] shout out raulo he did the show that has to be one of the funniest
[00:49:22] live comedy things i've ever seen happen which one it's raulo's
[00:49:25] having it okay he said he's having okay said i mean we think he's hilarious
[00:49:29] i wonder why it's like just dickless hipster oh yeah it was just random gc
[00:49:33] people yeah yeah you know you always go to a lawyer school with him so they
[00:49:37] could trust you know any of those people in the room people that
[00:49:40] those are all adam's best friends from my child whatever okay anyway
[00:49:44] he grew up with them you're all his brother he's like
[00:49:47] shouting out girl like white women having pink ariola oh i love that bit
[00:49:52] you know he's uh he's uh he's like you know i got brownies
[00:49:56] he's saying the n-word and white people are laughing you know nervously because
[00:49:59] they have to and like his reparations and then midway through he just goes
[00:50:07] how you just gonna be gay man because just getting raped to death in a bathroom
[00:50:13] chimp how you go have sex in a bathroom salute raulo man yeah he's back in
[00:50:18] new york we have a funny one he did see one
[00:50:21] to support the him two shows ago raulo boy kids and thank you everyone that
[00:50:26] came out on monday we missed you stop sorry i was
[00:50:29] gonna be there a bit one time about like and again it was like all those like
[00:50:33] dumbass hipster kids or whatever talking about like uh
[00:50:36] man you got what fuck you guys just die for your jones man it's true
[00:50:41] i mean yeah i mean because it's all white people it's like yeah of course you
[00:50:44] wouldn't do that yeah yeah yeah and he's like used to doing that
[00:50:46] joke or whatever like you know in black rooms in like those p g county like
[00:50:52] like the nightclub ballroom yeah yeah yeah like nights yeah you know
[00:50:57] violent violence underground heaven hell at the disco heaven hell to bock
[00:51:03] remember to back yeah yeah to bock yeah it's a box
[00:51:05] salute hex oh it's a good to bock i just call it too
[00:51:09] black yeah i love that room i used to love to
[00:51:13] bock bock yeah raulo would just do like an hour while before the show started
[00:51:17] you just stay on the mic and mock people yeah just be mean and then it would be
[00:51:20] like 90 minutes in and be like all right then just
[00:51:23] he would bring what he was like he told that woman um
[00:51:27] she said uh you would know it was it was a bit of his where he saw um
[00:51:34] someone someone called him to like to black yeah what is how to go
[00:51:38] he's it's uh naked other bit the one where it's like oh
[00:51:41] oh snacks i don't want to just do no check out check out raulo yeah
[00:51:45] i'll quote like crowd work that he did do it i can do it again
[00:51:49] we're at tabak one time and there's this like old just like coolish
[00:51:51] black dude wearing like you know like a nice suit you know yeah and he
[00:51:57] had this suit jacket just draped over his shoulders you know where you don't
[00:52:01] put your arms through the sleeves yeah real godfather look
[00:52:04] this is the coolest person in the world yeah you know the guy who's never been
[00:52:08] taken down and on right right right and he walked to the bathroom
[00:52:11] and he walks past raulo on the stage and then he comes back from the bathroom
[00:52:16] and he's walking past raulo with his fucking you know jack dribd over shoulders
[00:52:20] and raulo looks at him he's like oh damn he said i got my jacket on and on
[00:52:27] there is his lavinin he's got and he was like damn
[00:52:32] is it bok the same place where that guy trying to fuck jamele maybe yeah that
[00:52:36] rules yeah some guy tried to fuck him man said he got his jacket on and on
[00:52:40] yeah some guy with some drunk guy goes up to jamele he's like yeah like what
[00:52:43] i'm saying is like where the hoe is it yeah and then he like comes up closer
[00:52:47] jamele he's like yeah he's like where the ends at too
[00:52:50] oh yeah you got to say i said dude sorry you got to say you brought up
[00:52:54] you got to say it but what i really mean is where
[00:52:58] the nope no no you got to say it sorry pal
[00:53:02] he was supposed to be on uh the podcast last week he bailed on us
[00:53:07] yeah fucking bitch fuck LA shut out like i'm trying to go LA
[00:53:11] bro we should honestly go on trip like do tours but go like
[00:53:15] going like a hike have like a little adventures i would love it dude i went
[00:53:19] deep i went fishing tiny two adventures tiny two adventures yeah tiny rittuny
[00:53:24] we're all bit aloof we're all ludie yeah we're all a little ludie i went
[00:53:28] fishing on a boat for the first time and that shit
[00:53:30] fucking rules man yeah catching a fish ending a life
[00:53:35] yeah drawing your fish blood yeah we grilled it what kind of fishes uh
[00:53:39] striped bass mmm delicious delicious yeah dude i got pounds of it really
[00:53:44] yeah yeah we brought on the ocean dude it's really nice we should charter a boat
[00:53:49] seriously get a captain i love it tell it tell us his story can we
[00:53:53] oh let's go on a sick sailing lessons have become the
[00:53:55] article dude let's do a boat tour let's do a coastal tour we talked
[00:54:00] about buying a boat didn't we no we talked about getting a van getting a
[00:54:02] van which we should do actually or a john madden bus we should buy just a
[00:54:06] shitty ass car we should get a john madden bus i mean yeah of course we
[00:54:09] should outback stake how much would that cost
[00:54:12] probably 2.8 million dollars we ran in an RV this weekend and it is
[00:54:17] so sick how much how much is an RV traveling
[00:54:21] i think it was like 300 bucks a day um it was sort of like an Airbnb for
[00:54:25] RV yeah like people could put up their RVs and you got you got yeah
[00:54:30] but just it has like a way of getting around it's so tight we need a little
[00:54:35] van dude yeah yeah it would be awesome do you
[00:54:37] get a sprinter or something that'd be sick
[00:54:40] mm-hmm um where the fuck are we going in the south a bunch of places
[00:54:45] are is that confirmed i think so not the not the huge i don't think the Houston
[00:54:49] shit's gonna happen Nashville though uh
[00:54:53] where else we'll announce it when we know everything's
[00:54:56] still November but yeah we're we're confirmed for like Atlanta
[00:55:00] Charlotte hell yeah Nashville and one other place
[00:55:04] and then maybe Houston yeah we got to figure out travel though because it's
[00:55:08] like yeah we end in Charlotte and then we have anyway who cares
[00:55:12] but we should do that tour we should we should do little trips get a little
[00:55:16] b2 on the audibot we should plug yeah oh yeah
[00:55:20] come out the autobar on the motherfucking 12 live come town please buy them
[00:55:24] fucking tickets road event in Baltimore also carolines
[00:55:28] oh yeah go see our boy Nicholas nine ten eleven i'll be at carolines if you're
[00:55:33] in DC this weekend nikon i'll be a big hunt no i don't plug that
[00:55:37] don't we're not gonna get any fucking money off that shit yeah don't plug that
[00:55:40] never so don't they will not be no one in this podcast is gonna be
[00:55:44] in DC yeah that's true um we're not gonna i canceled the trip just now
[00:55:49] um actually i should i i found out right after we booked that i could have
[00:55:53] seen Gucci and Cam this weekend for free wow
[00:55:57] can i well i can't go i was gonna say uh i know i wish i wish i could be those
[00:56:02] tickets but anyway um but yeah and then the first
[00:56:05] we're gonna be in uh cleveland and on the second we're gonna be in
[00:56:09] the second we're gonna be into a live show 420 420 on the second of
[00:56:14] September and then flying right to fucking Boston Cleveland Boston tour
[00:56:17] laugh laugh Boston eight o'clock cop them
[00:56:21] shits um and then i have a bunch of dates
[00:56:24] for right now i will be charlotte spill on the 17th
[00:56:28] um that's a friday 18th i'm back in baltimore a week after we we just
[00:56:34] did the live show but i'm doing stand up and it's a gallery opening with my
[00:56:36] little brother so it's the howcis brothers night of art
[00:56:39] so my little bros gonna be playing art you know i'll be signing pictures yeah
[00:56:44] nikon will be signing pictures of my brother uh be signing if you bring me
[00:56:47] it i will only sign you have to bring me a headshot of one of the american
[00:56:50] gladiators and i will sign it yeah the original american gladiators
[00:56:55] original shit no thank you turbo laser yep yeah
[00:57:00] raper raper um back you it was cool back yeah yeah
[00:57:04] yeah and then i'm at the i'm back i make my triumph return to philly
[00:57:08] hopefully i don't i'm not fucked up too fucked up by then
[00:57:11] um on the 19th sorry for canceling i will be there even if it's in a fucking
[00:57:15] walking boot i will make it happen um on the 19th and i have a fucking website
[00:57:19] baby stavey dot biz stavivy vby dot biz for all
[00:57:25] ticket links there's chicago coming up there's fucking um uh fairfield
[00:57:29] canetigate there's fucking uh in yourlands and fucking Lafayette
[00:57:33] and some other shit we will be adding as it goes along you can also find links
[00:57:37] to the come town live shows not just my shows on that website
[00:57:40] uh so go there and come suck a little pricky pricky tops yes
[00:57:45] check that shit out and if you're a muscular woman please kill me
[00:57:50] please show up and cross my skulls so he's nicks head between your thighs
[00:57:54] crack it open what's up with that the abductor and the
[00:57:57] inductor whatever the fuck it's called abductor and what the fuck
[00:58:00] what do you mean what's up with it like what people are just closing their
[00:58:04] yeah legs and shit yeah oh that like spring thing yeah yeah
[00:58:08] what's going on there what do you mean why is that an exercise
[00:58:12] what do you mean why is that an exercise is that good for you it's sort of like
[00:58:15] what nick does with the squeezy thing with the
[00:58:17] police your thighs well if my grip strength is getting
[00:58:20] out of fucking control lately like bitter bed yeah yeah here watch this
[00:58:24] i don't want it's gonna hurt because i'm stressed but also
[00:58:26] ah come on dude how how we how we how we how we
[00:58:31] stop stop stop they just turned red yeah yeah
[00:58:35] on adam's bitch ass little dainty ass hands i'm so embarrassed about my hands
[00:58:38] and wrists it's my yeah you do have bitch ass wrists i got
[00:58:41] ladies hands look how easy it is to put my off my
[00:58:44] i put my thumb in my we probably have the same thin wrists
[00:58:48] i'm uh here's here's a harder i mean me and adam have the same frame
[00:58:52] my whole life did something about it that's right that's not true dude i've been
[00:58:55] working out all right good i'm proud of you
[00:58:58] look damn i tried to pull out his pants down so we could see
[00:59:01] because a lot of people don't understand you know it's so
[00:59:03] much of shitting on your boys it's about lifting people up
[00:59:07] don't let other men get away look this is a red pill podcast that's right
[00:59:12] you wear down people's egos to the point that they can be honest with you break
[00:59:16] them and then you lift each other up you know yep to the to and that's how we
[00:59:21] establish a death cult that's right by creating an environment where no one
[00:59:25] feels safe no one feels that's right no one can let their guard down for a second
[00:59:30] without fear of being called gay yeah because being called gay
[00:59:34] being gay is wrong yeah and um that's one of the fundamental ideals here
[00:59:38] it's ultimately it's about freedom and the only free people are the ones that
[00:59:41] are willing to accept their homosexuality for the rest of us
[00:59:53] perfect white ethno state boys other like we like we've each individually
[00:59:58] had our own moments of like i guess i should just try starting with trans
[01:00:05] on a show you know yeah you take a look into the light and it's too bright
[01:00:10] yeah yeah yeah yeah i will still give it a whirl
[01:00:14] yeah maybe at some point in my life maybe that's how i have to spend my 30s
[01:00:17] big-ass titties i can't tell i'll jerk off a little dick
[01:00:21] little hairless dick they're like hard titties though
[01:00:24] dude technology is unbelievable a lot of things in life are hard at them
[01:00:27] that's right i just gotta you got to work through it
[01:00:30] he's out like you got to prove something new so correct about that
[01:00:34] all right uh well that's the show thanks guys thank you bye bye