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Ep. 116 - Live show

Cum Town | Regular | 08/15/2018

[00:00:00] Jack, Kev?
[00:00:02] Yeah!
[00:00:04] Oh, oh!
[00:00:06] Be more what the fuck is up, huh?
[00:00:10] Yeah!
[00:00:12] Yeah!
[00:00:14] Yeah!
[00:00:16] Yeah!
[00:00:18] Jack, Kev?
[00:00:20] Yeah!
[00:00:22] Yeah!
[00:00:24] Oh, oh!
[00:00:26] Be more what the fuck is up, huh?
[00:00:28] Yeah!
[00:00:30] Yeah!
[00:00:32] Auto bar, baby!
[00:00:34] We're getting fucked up off Nadi Ice Out, this is mother fucker.
[00:00:36] He's with me.
[00:00:38] You try to go get some...
[00:00:40] You try to go get some pussy-out pileco after this, huh?
[00:00:44] I know, I'm about that shit.
[00:00:47] Damn, I'm winning this fucking...
[00:00:49] I've been hitting my fucking house.
[00:00:53] You don't understand, I feel like I'm on fucking...
[00:00:55] Like, would Junior get out for a funeral?
[00:00:58] You know the sopranos?
[00:00:59] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:01:00] That's what this feels like, this is awesome.
[00:01:02] I'm so happy not to be in my fucking house, guys.
[00:01:05] Oh, fuck.
[00:01:06] Hello, Haverton Grace!
[00:01:08] LAUGHTER
[00:01:10] LAUGHTER
[00:01:12] LAUGHTER
[00:01:14] Mmm!
[00:01:15] Fuck.
[00:01:16] Goddamn, I love being out, dude.
[00:01:18] I had cookies today, I'm drinking coffee, the air is fresher.
[00:01:22] That is in my apartment.
[00:01:23] Yeah.
[00:01:24] Oh, my God.
[00:01:26] I'm so happy, dude.
[00:01:27] I don't even fucking want to do the pie.
[00:01:28] I just want to look at you guys.
[00:01:30] You know what I mean?
[00:01:31] You are so cute.
[00:01:32] You have to deal with the stress of watching you go up those stairs.
[00:01:34] Yeah.
[00:01:35] That's what I've been training for my whole life.
[00:01:38] That's why I have powerful ass haunches.
[00:01:40] If one goes, if the left goes, the right's got the whole thing, no problem.
[00:01:44] It's like kidneys, you know?
[00:01:47] Exactly.
[00:01:48] The Lord gave me an extra leg.
[00:01:49] You know what I mean?
[00:01:50] I was mad.
[00:01:51] You saw how fucking beautifully I hopped out.
[00:01:53] You saw that shit, right?
[00:01:54] Come on.
[00:01:55] Give it up for a stop.
[00:01:57] Oh, fuck.
[00:01:58] So nice to be home.
[00:02:00] Back in, I'm a fucking homeowner here.
[00:02:03] You fucking, I pay, my taxes pay for your fucking welfare.
[00:02:07] You motherfuckers.
[00:02:08] I know I'm looking at a bunch of fucking welfare.
[00:02:11] How do you write now?
[00:02:13] Okay?
[00:02:14] Yeah.
[00:02:15] Hey, spending all your food, spending money on scratch offs.
[00:02:17] I know what the fuck is going on.
[00:02:19] Yeah, yo.
[00:02:20] If you go over to Haazu for on fucking Moravia, yo, they'll fucking let you buy straight
[00:02:25] drugs with fucking food stamps, yo.
[00:02:27] They don't even give a fuck.
[00:02:28] They ring the shit out his milk and then they pour it down on the fucking drain and then
[00:02:32] they give you any kind of fucking drugs you want, yo.
[00:02:35] Yeah.
[00:02:36] Yeah.
[00:02:37] Yeah.
[00:02:38] It's mostly crushed up light bulbs, but then shit's will get you.
[00:02:39] Then shit's will get you fucked up, yo.
[00:02:42] God damn, I'm just going to do the voice brewing out.
[00:02:45] Just do the whole show.
[00:02:46] It's just him.
[00:02:47] Yeah.
[00:02:48] He has had no one to talk to for weeks, so it's been trapped in the prison of his own
[00:02:54] body in the apartment.
[00:02:55] Dude, every Friday I've been doing mushrooms and water for Rachael Rock.
[00:03:00] Thank you.
[00:03:01] Yeah.
[00:03:02] Thank you.
[00:03:03] Thank you.
[00:03:04] And it turns out it prepares you to do that voice.
[00:03:07] That's the dojo.
[00:03:08] In my mind, it's like the hyperbolic time chamber in Dragon Ball Z.
[00:03:12] When you were fucking, they were just fucking trained.
[00:03:15] Is that the one that made some heavier?
[00:03:17] Yeah.
[00:03:18] Actually, yes.
[00:03:19] Okay.
[00:03:20] I know I know it's going for, but you were actually factually correct.
[00:03:25] So it's not really a burden, it's just a fact.
[00:03:27] No, I didn't need to watch you do it.
[00:03:29] I was just asking.
[00:03:30] But yeah, every time I took a bunch of those, just doing the Ralph voice for hours, you
[00:03:35] know, it was like time slows down when you're on trues and watching Chris Hemsworth just
[00:03:39] fuck up.
[00:03:40] These little zombies with his hammer and shit rules, by the way.
[00:03:44] I just want to say, throw right in the rock rules.
[00:03:47] Can we just talk about that?
[00:03:48] Yeah, it's good.
[00:03:49] It's good.
[00:03:50] It's just shit fucking rocks, dude.
[00:03:52] Have you seen it?
[00:03:53] Yeah, I saw it in the theaters.
[00:03:55] Damn.
[00:03:56] Movie pass, baby.
[00:03:57] It's golden time.
[00:03:58] Now it's over.
[00:03:59] But you all right, Pete?
[00:04:00] So did you guys go to that rally in DC?
[00:04:03] Oh, yeah.
[00:04:04] Thank you guys.
[00:04:05] Just kidding.
[00:04:06] Now you guys were making your back.
[00:04:08] Yeah, that's right.
[00:04:09] I know you saw that on your calendar and you're like, fuck.
[00:04:12] Dude, I didn't know you were making your back.
[00:04:13] I'm going to do that.
[00:04:14] Go wood.
[00:04:15] Am I going to have time?
[00:04:16] Yeah.
[00:04:17] You know?
[00:04:18] Sorry.
[00:04:19] Is that what we're going to do?
[00:04:20] Is that what we're going to do?
[00:04:21] Is that what we're going to do?
[00:04:22] Is that what we're going to do?
[00:04:23] Yeah.
[00:04:24] Yeah.
[00:04:25] Yeah.
[00:04:26] So thank you.
[00:04:27] I know you're all tired from just marching on the day.
[00:04:30] Trying to make a fair world.
[00:04:32] You know, yes, I apologize.
[00:04:34] You do it a lot, but I'm sorry for that.
[00:04:37] I'm sorry.
[00:04:38] I'm sorry.
[00:04:39] I'm sorry.
[00:04:40] You decided.
[00:04:41] Dude, you get one sip of coffee.
[00:04:42] You're like, get up right now.
[00:04:45] I mean, he's got to carry some kind of weight.
[00:04:48] Yes.
[00:04:49] Just a weight.
[00:04:50] It's in a no show.
[00:04:52] Show me.
[00:04:53] Show me.
[00:04:54] Throw me on your back, dude.
[00:04:55] I guess I'm on your back.
[00:04:58] We're on your back, baby.
[00:05:00] Get on my back.
[00:05:01] I'm fucking pogo.
[00:05:02] Oh, fucker, dude.
[00:05:03] Well, you're on my back, baby.
[00:05:06] Give me an essential sex way.
[00:05:09] Yeah, it's a gay sex.
[00:05:11] What is for Ragnarok?
[00:05:13] It's a crime.
[00:05:15] I mean, that's why you're hoeberg pretending I knew what it was.
[00:05:18] It was for it gets its whole shit fucked up.
[00:05:21] What's Ragnarok?
[00:05:22] Is that also a god?
[00:05:24] No, Ragnarok.
[00:05:25] Yeah.
[00:05:26] The Thor wasn't enough.
[00:05:28] It's a big ass god.
[00:05:31] We're going to fucking fire him.
[00:05:32] We're going to have a fire.
[00:05:34] It's not fucking Thor.
[00:05:35] Thank you so much.
[00:05:36] It's not an
[00:05:11] something right now.
[00:05:37] Yeah.
[00:05:42] A man's guard.
[00:05:45] So, as far as getting there, hold his back up.
[00:05:47] It's the highlight of the asshole.
[00:05:49] Yeah.
[00:05:50] The virology is the ass guard.
[00:05:52] It's someone breaks your ass high and you can't go without hollering.
[00:05:59] But while you shake your hold right away, they dip the little tip of their mouth.
[00:06:05] So basically, yeah, Thor lives in this world which is like a fighting paradise where all the guys that died at that rally in DC.
[00:06:14] That's what you're doing.
[00:06:18] There's much anime watching postage you want to be.
[00:06:22] You die, you die, couple, you can jack off the hand-tives of the race.
[00:06:27] That's the best turn in the game.
[00:06:30] It's a weird thing.
[00:06:32] His father is Sir Anthony Hopkins who has one eye.
[00:06:36] He knocks out of the park, by the way.
[00:06:38] He knocks out of the bucket.
[00:06:39] He's going to everything except that.
[00:06:41] Baltimore legend, Hannibal Lecter.
[00:06:46] Is he the Baltimore?
[00:06:48] Yeah.
[00:06:49] I love you.
[00:06:50] It's not the whole thing.
[00:06:51] Anthony Hopkins is a great actor and they're like, okay, just don't be British.
[00:06:56] He's like, I'm not doing that.
[00:06:59] He's like, I'll take his balls and I'll accidentally...
[00:07:03] He's from on Easter Avenue.
[00:07:07] My mother would jack off the hen for $50 each.
[00:07:12] I'm a giant fan of Cal Ripken Jr.
[00:07:16] I have an Iron Man.
[00:07:19] I have BJ Sir Hops all the time.
[00:07:22] I have a hanging above my bed.
[00:07:24] He meets Robert Downey Jr. in this movie.
[00:07:30] I thought you were supposed to be Cal Ripken Jr.
[00:07:34] Not super rich, but not super rich.
[00:07:37] He's a woman.
[00:07:39] He's a rich young.
[00:07:40] I think he's the Iron Man.
[00:07:42] He's a consecutive game street.
[00:07:45] We're talking baseball history.
[00:07:47] Did you know that the rumor is Kevin Costner fuck Cal Ripken's wife?
[00:07:52] Yeah, I feel the dream.
[00:07:54] Yeah, that's what Bill Dries is about.
[00:07:58] You get to play with this many babies while we're...
[00:08:00] You build it.
[00:08:01] You get the fuck's up guys.
[00:08:03] Yeah!
[00:08:05] It's a sex swing that he's on the...
[00:08:07] If you build it.
[00:08:08] If you build it, we can return to the time where it was only whites on the field.
[00:08:13] Yeah, that's beautiful.
[00:08:15] The mare is a chord filled with pans.
[00:08:18] Yeah, the lare is getting knocked off by Calvin and Chad.
[00:08:22] So who here is going to kill me?
[00:08:25] No, it's going to kill you, bitch.
[00:08:27] No, it's going to kill me.
[00:08:28] That guy with the tattoos is going to kill me.
[00:08:30] I'm pretty sure that narrows it down.
[00:08:32] No tattoos.
[00:08:34] He's going to knock on the tattoo.
[00:08:36] Is it also like Jesus or something?
[00:08:38] He's going to sober up.
[00:08:39] You're going to have to end his life.
[00:08:41] Yeah, I'm going to be a waffle carpenter and I'm going to have the tattoo.
[00:08:44] He's 19 years old and he got a tattoo of me.
[00:08:49] Oh, no!
[00:08:51] It's a life.
[00:08:53] No!
[00:08:54] He's going to attempt to kill you, get arrested, and then he's going to go to jail and then
[00:08:59] we're going to cut the hole in his shoulder where your mouth is.
[00:09:02] Yeah.
[00:09:03] That's how that guy's story ends.
[00:09:10] I don't want to.
[00:09:11] Can you imagine hiding podcasts that much?
[00:09:16] I mean, can you imagine hating your own body, then?
[00:09:22] Jesus Christ.
[00:09:23] That's worse than cutting.
[00:09:25] Yeah.
[00:09:26] Jesus Christ.
[00:09:27] Jesus Christ.
[00:09:28] Jesus Christ.
[00:09:29] Jesus Christ.
[00:09:30] Jesus Christ.
[00:09:31] Jesus.
[00:09:32] Can you really want to feel something?
[00:09:33] You get a tattoo of Adam on your shoulder.
[00:09:36] Just on top of your back, man.
[00:09:39] Yeah.
[00:09:41] Well, there's something wrong back there.
[00:09:43] Yeah.
[00:09:44] It's totally wrong.
[00:09:45] Not even to the stare on you.
[00:09:46] But you're side-to-way!
[00:09:47] Some people like to have.
[00:09:49] Yeah.
[00:09:50] It does.
[00:09:51] It does make your balls smaller.
[00:09:52] Mm-hmm.
[00:09:53] Well, some people make it through smaller balls.
[00:09:56] I see faster.
[00:09:58] That's what it's going to do.
[00:09:59] It's a guy that fucks very quickly.
[00:10:01] Yeah.
[00:10:02] You just get it over with.
[00:10:03] You know?
[00:10:04] Who's saying golf has the smallest nuts at all times?
[00:10:06] Yeah.
[00:10:07] It's too little more than fucking aerodynamic, dude.
[00:10:10] Yeah.
[00:10:11] It's not our hang-up on the screen.
[00:10:12] I'm going to get my nuts replaced with the Oscar Vesorius Scooters.
[00:10:15] Yeah.
[00:10:17] You just spoke of it in the asshole.
[00:10:20] Yeah.
[00:10:21] You're blocking it.
[00:10:22] You can't leave.
[00:10:24] That's good.
[00:10:25] I want one of those, dude.
[00:10:27] Is that the solution?
[00:10:28] Go just chop my shit off.
[00:10:29] Yeah, get blades, dog.
[00:10:31] Actually, yeah, we should get it.
[00:10:33] Yeah, it's an accidentally killer fiends.
[00:10:37] He definitely got it, right?
[00:10:39] That's all I had.
[00:10:40] The story is definitely in jail just pissed off at, like, Elon Musk coming up.
[00:10:45] He's like, damn, there's another white South African that just took my mantle as the shittiest guy in the world.
[00:10:52] What's worse?
[00:10:53] Murdering your wife or making a chap?
[00:10:56] That guy, too.
[00:10:58] That's too great.
[00:10:59] It's South African crime.
[00:11:01] Yeah.
[00:11:03] It's not that we're just really not done anything bad besides that.
[00:11:06] Yeah.
[00:11:07] I can't think of anything.
[00:11:08] I can't think of anything.
[00:11:10] It's pretty much, yeah, the whole history checks out.
[00:11:13] It's something that would be chappy.
[00:11:15] Yeah.
[00:11:16] My parents were against that.
[00:11:19] They were against the movie chappy.
[00:11:22] We were against the movie chappy.
[00:11:24] We were against the movie chappy.
[00:11:27] We were against the movie chappy.
[00:11:29] It's a piece for some reason.
[00:11:32] But chappy, we will not stand for it.
[00:11:37] Yeah, that's true.
[00:11:39] It really isn't straight.
[00:11:40] What is chappy?
[00:11:41] It's about a robot that wants to bring a far guy back.
[00:11:44] Yeah.
[00:11:45] It's like I can't be racist.
[00:11:47] I'm a robot.
[00:11:49] It's not even possible for it.
[00:11:51] I just, I've made an objective observation about where people should live.
[00:11:56] Chappy, stop saying that.
[00:11:59] I'm going to kill Nelson Mandela's daughter.
[00:12:02] Chappy.
[00:12:03] Chappy, that's over now.
[00:12:07] Is it in the South Africa?
[00:12:09] Yeah.
[00:12:10] No.
[00:12:11] It is.
[00:12:12] It's very corrupt now, but in a different way.
[00:12:14] Nice.
[00:12:15] Yeah, it's cool.
[00:12:16] Like what kind of way?
[00:12:17] It just poof-oosella.
[00:12:18] There's a lot of poof-oosella.
[00:12:20] That's like the major region.
[00:12:27] South Africa and Australia being, first of all, the same country.
[00:12:30] No, it's not.
[00:12:31] It's not.
[00:12:32] It's a similar balance.
[00:12:34] I don't like it.
[00:12:35] Yeah.
[00:12:36] You've swapped up.
[00:12:37] Yeah, it's me.
[00:12:38] Yeah.
[00:12:39] It is funny that Aborigines think that's an instrument.
[00:12:42] Well, I mean, I like it.
[00:12:45] I don't know if I have a nice rich culture, but it's like, it's a tube.
[00:12:50] No, I think it's just a tube.
[00:12:52] It's not.
[00:12:53] What the fuck is a tube of?
[00:12:55] A tube of men's twists or slums on it.
[00:12:58] Okay.
[00:12:59] I'm going on with the time.
[00:13:00] What about a flute?
[00:13:01] A flute, again, buttons, holes.
[00:13:04] I'm so fond of the end of that.
[00:13:06] It's what I had on it.
[00:13:07] What did injury do?
[00:13:08] Is a tube of any length?
[00:13:09] Oh, how about this bitch?
[00:13:10] It's a drum.
[00:13:11] What the fuck is drums, then?
[00:13:12] Also bullshit.
[00:13:13] I don't know.
[00:13:15] I never said gay, like, United States.
[00:13:17] Only real instruments.
[00:13:18] There are men.
[00:13:19] Turn tape.
[00:13:20] I don't know.
[00:13:21] I don't know.
[00:13:22] There are men.
[00:13:23] Does rock.
[00:13:24] Do you feel where they go by?
[00:13:25] For rapper to rapper on PlayStation.
[00:13:28] Yes.
[00:13:29] Do you see that?
[00:13:30] Consider that an instrument.
[00:13:32] Yes.
[00:13:33] The Mario Paint music maker.
[00:13:36] Oh, hell yeah.
[00:13:38] Now we're getting somewhere.
[00:13:39] Yeah.
[00:13:40] That's your rock.
[00:13:41] Yeah.
[00:13:43] When I was in South Africa in January, some dude hit me up.
[00:13:45] He's like, hey, if you went, I'm a big fan of the porn.
[00:13:47] If you guys want to eat, I think it's really, really hot.
[00:13:50] The Starboard Nick, right?
[00:13:52] You all the time.
[00:13:54] They should be gossiped.
[00:13:56] If you want to watch soccer with me, it's me.
[00:13:58] I'm like, I'm going to make a rap last time.
[00:14:01] I'm going to do that.
[00:14:03] You want to watch soccer?
[00:14:04] Yeah.
[00:14:05] Maybe you just got some views on other inferiority.
[00:14:07] No, that's not an introduction.
[00:14:09] We have this new campus path that we can return the page on that.
[00:14:14] What the fuck up?
[00:14:16] He's a shit country.
[00:14:17] No, it's not.
[00:14:19] That shit sucks.
[00:14:20] Yeah.
[00:14:21] It's a beautiful, beautiful.
[00:14:23] Man, how do you not get rid of segregation until, like, Capri Sun is there?
[00:14:27] Yeah.
[00:14:28] You're not going to be like that.
[00:14:30] Right, man.
[00:14:31] You're not watching the dog and you're not the same.
[00:14:34] No, that's not true.
[00:14:37] That's not true.
[00:14:38] It's like a part you can't remember when there's green people.
[00:14:41] They're illegal.
[00:14:42] It's not for clues.
[00:14:44] No, but...
[00:14:45] Get ski down there.
[00:14:46] They fucking...
[00:14:47] They fucking scared on me.
[00:14:48] Pretty stupid.
[00:14:49] That's not true.
[00:14:50] There's a different jump off skater.
[00:14:52] And it was just like,
[00:14:54] go to school with no books.
[00:14:56] Right.
[00:14:57] I mean, it's like excuses.
[00:14:59] I mean, it went all the way too long, but at least we didn't even know what it has.
[00:15:02] So what's it going to look like yet?
[00:15:04] It's true.
[00:15:05] I mean, you know, should it be this song?
[00:15:08] This?
[00:15:09] I mean, everyone was doing a different thing.
[00:15:11] No, you're right.
[00:15:12] You can't get the racist who was in your underwear.
[00:15:14] Right.
[00:15:15] Yeah.
[00:15:16] Well, yeah.
[00:15:17] I mean, really?
[00:15:18] Yeah.
[00:15:19] You got to figure out what kind of hat to wear.
[00:15:20] Yeah.
[00:15:21] That's important.
[00:15:22] What do you guys do?
[00:15:24] When you talk about this,
[00:15:26] the guy who stole that plane,
[00:15:28] did you see that shit?
[00:15:29] Yeah.
[00:15:30] That's why it's my heart.
[00:15:31] He's a cowboy.
[00:15:32] Yeah.
[00:15:33] Can you imagine doing like a private 911 to yourself?
[00:15:36] I just want to die in a 911.
[00:15:41] I just want to just need to run as easy as shit.
[00:15:46] Yeah.
[00:15:47] Yeah.
[00:15:48] Also, the shout-out to that guy,
[00:15:50] because he was just like,
[00:15:51] I'm running out of gas,
[00:15:52] fucking up through the loop.
[00:15:54] You're going to go loop too.
[00:15:56] I'm doing fucking loop too.
[00:15:57] I'm doing fucking loop too.
[00:15:58] The loop you're before.
[00:15:59] Yeah.
[00:16:00] That shit kind of rock.
[00:16:01] Why somebody stole the plane and killed himself?
[00:16:03] He was getting on purpose.
[00:16:04] Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you know,
[00:16:06] he did a loopy loop before.
[00:16:08] That's what I was saying.
[00:16:10] It's like, you know,
[00:16:11] because 2% of shit should go to therapy or whatever,
[00:16:14] because I have the money to do it now,
[00:16:15] but I also have the money to afford the most fanciest suicide.
[00:16:18] That should not be described.
[00:16:21] You know, I don't need to jump in from a train like a peasant.
[00:16:25] You go all out, like an idiot wedding, you know?
[00:16:29] I was in a procession of elephant.
[00:16:32] There's a traditional bar with my cannibal rum
[00:16:36] in shirt.
[00:16:39] I ride the main elephant, you know?
[00:16:41] I got a big 1848 hunting rifle.
[00:16:44] Just covered in scripture.
[00:16:46] It's made out of gold.
[00:16:47] And I ride the elephants into the David Busters.
[00:16:50] Hey everyone, I'm here.
[00:16:53] What's going on?
[00:16:54] And I blow my brains out.
[00:16:56] And I'm trying to remember the fuck is so going to David Busters.
[00:17:00] Which is probably just people that don't know you can kill himself.
[00:17:04] They're like, what did he just do?
[00:17:06] How did you do that?
[00:17:08] Put some way out.
[00:17:10] We don't have to play video poker for the rest of our lives.
[00:17:14] We just end it like that hero.
[00:17:20] Still a plane.
[00:17:22] I'm going to go out and hide air balloon.
[00:17:27] That's my shit.
[00:17:29] I'm going to just jump off that motherfucker.
[00:17:32] How about this?
[00:17:33] Hide air balloon.
[00:17:34] Find a fucking gummy worms factory.
[00:17:36] Jump out of the sky.
[00:17:38] Through the fucking window.
[00:17:40] Maybe I don't even feel much.
[00:17:42] Maybe just use many gummy worms I want.
[00:17:44] Why don't I have to kill myself?
[00:17:46] In the air, I'm like no, there's a reason to live.
[00:17:48] I'm practicing in a cerebral factory.
[00:17:51] I'm going to fucking bump the ass off his chair.
[00:17:54] I'm going to shower chairs with these fizzy colas.
[00:17:57] I'm going to live, baby.
[00:17:59] I want to live.
[00:18:01] That makes no sense.
[00:18:03] That's the end of the game.
[00:18:09] I went to the Vango factory in Detroit.
[00:18:12] I grew up driving around with my friend,
[00:18:15] and it was like, well, it was just,
[00:18:18] did you have to put on the makeup before?
[00:18:21] It looks like a prison.
[00:18:23] When we just drove in, the gate was open,
[00:18:25] and then the door was open.
[00:18:27] We just walked into the factory,
[00:18:29] and nobody stopped us.
[00:18:30] Then there was a security guard that didn't come up.
[00:18:32] He was like, what are you doing?
[00:18:34] We were like, can we go on a door to the Vango factory?
[00:18:38] He was like, well, I don't know.
[00:18:42] He was like, wait here.
[00:18:45] Let me go check.
[00:18:46] He was like, no, they said no, but
[00:18:50] you guys want some free faze,
[00:18:51] or you're like, yeah, that'd be great.
[00:18:53] He's like, okay, wait here.
[00:18:55] He leaves, and he comes back 15 minutes,
[00:18:57] and he's like, yeah, I can't do that either.
[00:18:59] You guys got to get out of here.
[00:19:02] Dad, dude, you've been just stolen as much as you've been.
[00:19:07] No, we were just wandering around Detroit.
[00:19:10] We went into, most of the houses are just abandoned.
[00:19:14] So we were like, hang out on the porch upstairs.
[00:19:18] There's this lady that lived in the house next door,
[00:19:20] and she just comes down and looks at us.
[00:19:22] She's like, y'all buy that house?
[00:19:23] We were like, nah, she's like, all right.
[00:19:25] LAUGHTER
[00:19:30] Do you want to buy it?
[00:19:32] He's like, give me four dollars.
[00:19:34] Right, I mean, that's where I got off.
[00:19:36] Dad, should we just buy a bunch of row houses and control it?
[00:19:39] Hell yeah, dude.
[00:19:40] And make it look big, like a fucking...
[00:19:42] Well, the whole city is trying to make it stand.
[00:19:45] Detroit City is basically like a Columbia, like, movie house,
[00:19:50] like, scam, where they're like, you get one movie for a cent.
[00:19:53] And then you have to buy and watch the other ones.
[00:19:55] Because if you buy a house there,
[00:19:56] they make you pay all the back taxes.
[00:19:58] So you buy a house for like $4,000.
[00:20:00] And you have to pay all the back taxes and then fix the house
[00:20:03] within like six months, or this, like, the land bank trust just takes away from you.
[00:20:07] Damn, I was fucked up.
[00:20:08] Yeah, so they'll just go buy a house and destroy it.
[00:20:10] They'll just scam you.
[00:20:12] I know all you guys have that kind of money laying around.
[00:20:14] Yeah, well, it's, I mean, it is like $300.
[00:20:18] I'm back in.
[00:20:20] Yeah, okay.
[00:20:21] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:20:22] I mean, I would be if you could go on a tour to take a back.
[00:20:24] Yeah.
[00:20:25] Can we buy the fago back in?
[00:20:26] That's a real question.
[00:20:27] That would be sweet.
[00:20:28] That would be a good place to kill yourself.
[00:20:30] Yeah.
[00:20:31] Very good place.
[00:20:34] Just to solve your body into the fago.
[00:20:37] Well, I mean, you're giving like Junglo's second hand diabetes.
[00:20:41] Yeah.
[00:20:42] That's how the fucking, what's the newest Joker?
[00:20:48] The...
[00:20:49] Mark Bear?
[00:20:50] That's how the Jera Loa Bear.
[00:20:52] Mark Bear Joker?
[00:20:54] Yeah.
[00:20:55] Yeah, what's this fucking Batman?
[00:20:58] She like a fucking guy or what?
[00:21:01] I don't know what's in my head, man.
[00:21:04] I'm fucking twisted.
[00:21:09] Everyone hates waiting for fucking postage at the post office.
[00:21:14] You know, one day I was waiting at the post office, I just fucking snapped.
[00:21:20] Who the fucking scars on my head?
[00:21:23] Speaking of sapping, go ahead and snap your underwear off.
[00:21:27] Yeah.
[00:21:28] Yeah.
[00:21:29] Hey, it's a bunch of wear.
[00:21:31] I know it's a lot of show, but hey, we are contracts.
[00:21:33] Yeah.
[00:21:34] We got to do that.
[00:21:36] We got to do that.
[00:21:37] We got to do that.
[00:21:38] We didn't plan.
[00:21:41] Then we had to do the free episode.
[00:21:45] We got to do that.
[00:21:47] So you guys are...
[00:21:48] How many of you are wearing underwear out there?
[00:21:51] None.
[00:21:52] Oh, you guys are wearing pants?
[00:21:54] Yeah.
[00:21:55] How many of you are wearing diapers?
[00:21:57] Diapers.
[00:21:58] Best what?
[00:21:59] We got a new type of underwear that you can shit in.
[00:22:02] It's called Macwell and the Unmute.
[00:22:06] You're at Macwell and.com.
[00:22:08] That's right.
[00:22:09] If you let them know you're in contact, then you love shooting yourself either by choice
[00:22:13] or by design.
[00:22:14] But you got a great pair that most comfortable pair of underwear you'll ever wear.
[00:22:18] And a very easy shopping experience.
[00:22:21] I go out there, I don't know how to read.
[00:22:23] I still know how to buy underwear.
[00:22:24] Macwell and.com.
[00:22:25] Check them out.
[00:22:26] They got a silver line of underwear and shirts that are naturally...
[00:22:31] They're right up.
[00:22:32] They still show you how to get them puttin' up.
[00:22:34] They'll suck the shit out of your ass.
[00:22:35] It's like there was no turn at all.
[00:22:37] Once this silver line gets through with your shit, the baby, your ass is clear that I'm fuckin'...
[00:22:42] It's the same underwear that...
[00:22:44] You can shit yourself sass.
[00:22:46] Astronauts use to suck the shit out of your ass.
[00:22:50] It's naturally anti-my-furl wheeled.
[00:22:53] They got a crudex and duffled bags and shit.
[00:22:56] You can shit those too, yeah.
[00:22:58] You can shit them in duffled bags.
[00:23:00] You don't like the T.F. saying?
[00:23:02] It's too little to dump a bag of shit.
[00:23:04] They can't kick you off with a bag.
[00:23:07] They open it up.
[00:23:08] They go, they're prescription!
[00:23:09] You can do all that.
[00:23:13] Macwell and.com.
[00:23:14] They're just coming with the hometown.
[00:23:16] So you have to go to the W.M. and point this out to your work.
[00:23:19] And if you don't like it, go ahead and complain.
[00:23:22] Tell them there's way too much shit.
[00:23:24] And they'll refund you and you get to keep you underwear.
[00:23:27] No questions asked.
[00:23:28] We're going to go to the W.M. and we're still sitting right here.
[00:23:32] Give it up for underwear.
[00:23:34] Yeah, we like underwear.
[00:23:36] Why that shit?
[00:23:37] Hell yeah, nice.
[00:23:39] Should I go to the car bit?
[00:23:42] Is that, I hope we hit that moment of the show?
[00:23:44] Yeah, we can hear it guys.
[00:23:46] Yeah, so yeah, these animals are really good bits.
[00:23:48] We should circle back and throw a rack around.
[00:23:51] Yeah.
[00:23:52] Bro, I'm ready.
[00:23:54] Yeah, so much, because I know Thor is like the white god of hammers.
[00:24:00] Yeah.
[00:24:01] Yeah.
[00:24:02] Strags like they went white-eater at their own religion.
[00:24:05] Yeah.
[00:24:06] That's Norse mythology, right?
[00:24:08] Yeah.
[00:24:09] But what is Ragnarok?
[00:24:10] Is that like a neck?
[00:24:11] Yeah.
[00:24:12] Well, he goes, he gets exiled to a trash planet that's controlled by a Jew named Jeff Goldmellow.
[00:24:18] Yeah.
[00:24:19] It is true.
[00:24:20] And he's like these in alibor is for the age of Jewish control of government.
[00:24:24] Yeah.
[00:24:25] Did you ever have a pantheon or no?
[00:24:28] A pantheon?
[00:24:29] Like a place where your heroes go.
[00:24:31] Like all the god, they have multiple gods or something.
[00:24:34] No, no, no.
[00:24:36] The first one is when the first one is the
[00:24:49] third one is the first one.
[00:24:56] The first one is when the first one is the first one is the third one is the third one.
[00:25:03] No, no.
[00:25:04] The first one is when the Jewish fire department in Williamsburg.
[00:25:08] Oh, God.
[00:25:09] Yeah.
[00:25:10] They have a Jewish fire department in Williamsburg.
[00:25:12] Like, I've just said a Jewish fire department.
[00:25:13] And it's just so funny to imagine that showing up through a fire.
[00:25:17] And then the fire chief is like, how many of you have so much water?
[00:25:22] So a little bit less.
[00:25:25] It looks like he's going out to me.
[00:25:27] What do we want to do?
[00:25:28] There's so much water.
[00:25:32] There's a specific law and order SVU where they think that one of the rabbis is raping kids.
[00:25:40] And they're protected by the Jewish police.
[00:25:43] And they're like, we're dead, we've been shot.
[00:25:47] We're dead to the kids.
[00:25:48] What are they just arrest cyclists for getting hit by banks, right?
[00:25:52] Shower?
[00:25:53] Yeah, though they throw rocks at cyclists if you're biking through their neighborhood on
[00:25:58] Shabbits.
[00:25:59] Oh, yeah, yeah.
[00:26:01] Is that in the forum?
[00:26:03] Yeah, it says that.
[00:26:04] It says that.
[00:26:06] It says, uh,
[00:26:08] Harvey Weinstein is a scapegoat.
[00:26:13] Oh, yeah, yeah, we got that from the car.
[00:26:16] Lee Harvey Weinstein.
[00:26:19] He's jacking off the Kennedy in the book of the law.
[00:26:23] He's like the Rebanoculars.
[00:26:25] Do we say, do we say on the show before Steve Harvey got us one?
[00:26:30] That's good.
[00:26:32] I think it's all the same, but you're just wearing a big ass yellow.
[00:26:37] Oh my God.
[00:26:38] You couldn't get away.
[00:26:39] You could bring a 12-button mustache.
[00:26:42] Oh, you really got in there.
[00:26:45] He has a special where he's dressed exactly like the mask.
[00:26:49] Yeah.
[00:26:50] You came out like four years after the mask.
[00:26:52] You don't want to stop it.
[00:26:54] No one was like, okay, Steve, I get, you know, you like the suits, but he's literally the exact same class.
[00:26:59] Yes.
[00:27:00] Nobody stopped it.
[00:27:02] Somebody stopped it.
[00:27:04] Yeah.
[00:27:07] We also said in the car that it'd be cool to connect jumper cables to a girl with large breasts.
[00:27:13] You can connect them to your dick to get a vote.
[00:27:16] That's how you get hard.
[00:27:18] So you're always gonna get a shot.
[00:27:20] You just don't get able one cable.
[00:27:22] And then the one goes to your cocky and you have a shot.
[00:27:25] One of the, as the guy who goes to your cock, the other one is the ground, I think.
[00:27:30] And that was the terrain.
[00:27:32] Yeah.
[00:27:34] Otherwise you'll blow out our alternator, which is a...
[00:27:36] Grassholing.
[00:27:40] You're hoeing.
[00:27:41] You just gotta put a big one in it out.
[00:27:43] Come on, Adam, you kind of put your head back to the desk.
[00:27:46] Okay.
[00:27:47] So maybe a little more, yeah.
[00:27:49] A little more gusto.
[00:27:50] Why aren't you trying to say it?
[00:27:51] Hey, what if, uh...
[00:27:52] Hey, guys, what do you think, Steve?
[00:27:54] What do you think if, uh, what, what, what if, uh, Owen Wilson was a home-
[00:27:56] What if, uh, Owen Wilson was a home-
[00:28:02] Wow!
[00:28:04] Wow!
[00:28:05] Your mustache feels right on my balls.
[00:28:07] Wow!
[00:28:09] Wow!
[00:28:11] Wow!
[00:28:14] Wow!
[00:28:15] Can I...
[00:28:16] Can I taste?
[00:28:17] Can I taste my ass?
[00:28:19] Wow, I taste awful.
[00:28:22] How are you?
[00:28:26] Yeah, we get to the Royal Tinney Bums, right?
[00:28:29] So the Tinney Bums have.
[00:28:32] Yeah, that's why it's the Tin.
[00:28:35] Welcome back, Nick.
[00:28:36] Welcome back.
[00:28:37] Nice to be back.
[00:28:40] Oh, we get another...
[00:28:41] Oh, yeah. We get another good song, too.
[00:28:43] Oh, yeah.
[00:28:45] She broke my ass.
[00:28:47] Oh, yeah.
[00:28:48] It's monster-brash.
[00:28:49] She broke my ass.
[00:28:51] She broke my little ass.
[00:28:54] She broke my mouth and ass.
[00:28:56] She broke my mouth and ass.
[00:28:58] She made me taste my ass.
[00:29:00] It taste bad.
[00:29:03] She keeps going.
[00:29:04] I made a life-style ass.
[00:29:06] What's a shot, Tony?
[00:29:07] What's a shot, Tony?
[00:29:08] It's so much fun.
[00:29:09] We'll get, you know.
[00:29:10] We're bailing, like, so early into these biz.
[00:29:12] We did get Owen Wilson for about 43 years.
[00:29:17] We entire you future.
[00:29:18] We entire you future.
[00:29:20] We're doing this at the show.
[00:29:22] It's so funny that we make $4 million in our outfit.
[00:29:27] It's the ink economy.
[00:29:29] It's the house.
[00:29:30] I like that spring scene broke in the brass table driving up and down the turnpike.
[00:29:34] We broke fuck my ass monster.
[00:29:39] We're not as bad as us are considered artists.
[00:29:42] People.
[00:29:43] I mean, people.
[00:29:44] We had people.
[00:29:46] We need a fucking flop sax guy.
[00:29:49] We need a fucking flop sax guy.
[00:29:52] Yeah.
[00:29:53] And that's really missing from us.
[00:29:54] Clear as Clemens?
[00:29:55] Yeah.
[00:29:56] You need to get fucking.
[00:29:57] All right.
[00:29:58] P. Clear as Clemens, everyone.
[00:29:59] He's dead.
[00:30:00] Your son now plays in the Easter Eggman.
[00:30:03] He's really saxophonist.
[00:30:06] How do you say that?
[00:30:08] Oh, yeah.
[00:30:09] This was a good one from the car.
[00:30:11] James Earl Jones got a sex change.
[00:30:13] He would become James Gurl Jones.
[00:30:18] It is his own sound.
[00:30:20] His voice is his name's career.
[00:30:22] So he came up with a voice.
[00:30:24] All right, okay.
[00:30:26] Sumba.
[00:30:27] Mm-hmm.
[00:30:28] Oh, yeah.
[00:30:29] This is making Simba watch the SRS operation while I'm sort of like the SRS.
[00:30:36] And then that's why Simba has to leave town.
[00:30:39] Sumba, I am your mother.
[00:30:42] This is another good one.
[00:30:45] What if Donald Trump changes Twitter bio to say it?
[00:30:49] They slash then.
[00:30:51] That would be good.
[00:30:53] I suggested that one.
[00:30:57] Immediately afterwards, they said that's good.
[00:31:00] That's the only thing you're allowed to say on the show.
[00:31:03] Now, he said that's the one funny thing you're going to say.
[00:31:07] Oh, I got this on my side.
[00:31:09] I didn't say one thing you saw on the show.
[00:31:11] I got some cash.
[00:31:12] I got it on my hand.
[00:31:13] I know that.
[00:31:15] I just sounded a good time on the car.
[00:31:19] We just knicked bounce back when he just started bringing Adam.
[00:31:22] We just knew.
[00:31:23] Yeah, we're like, oh, it's so good to have you back there.
[00:31:26] He was like, God's trying to kill me.
[00:31:28] And then a week later, he's like, Adam, you're a fucking faggot dude.
[00:31:31] Hey, God.
[00:31:32] Thank God he's back when he said that.
[00:31:35] We're not just at a big clown college or whatever.
[00:31:37] We're every said crazy to people.
[00:31:39] Yeah.
[00:31:40] We were sending a peaky barn in the Bailey circus.
[00:31:42] We were building a
[00:31:49] little where to go.
[00:31:52] We should go.
[00:31:53] We should enroll.
[00:31:54] What happens there?
[00:31:56] You learn how to juggle.
[00:31:57] You learn how to use a bowl.
[00:31:59] You learn how you've got these scars.
[00:32:01] They just fucked your mouth up a little bit.
[00:32:08] You're supposed to the back bad guy, but he's like, it's like a clown.
[00:32:11] This is a dumb shit.
[00:32:13] Every comic book was like the fucking the raccoon.
[00:32:18] And it's a bad guy that eats trash.
[00:32:21] It's like, oh, it's the oriental.
[00:32:25] It's just like the Chinese guy.
[00:32:28] The J-1. I don't know.
[00:32:30] Fuckin' stupid. Fuck, comedy.
[00:32:32] You said that. I kind of ended in comic books.
[00:32:35] I thought it was one called the oriental.
[00:32:38] That's just the Chinese guy.
[00:32:42] He doesn't even know he's a villain.
[00:32:46] He's just trying to get a bunch of newspapers.
[00:32:49] But when he takes home on the recycling cart,
[00:32:52] he's trying to steal the newspapers.
[00:32:55] And the guy dressed like a bat, he eats the shit out.
[00:33:00] Yeah, every like 20 comic book was just a guy not doing hate crimes.
[00:33:05] That was basically a crime.
[00:33:09] There was a Captain Nausea.
[00:33:11] I know that.
[00:33:12] There was like five Captain America.
[00:33:14] Oh, nice.
[00:33:15] He was like a skeleton, right?
[00:33:17] There was a guy that just used to get a swatch and go on his chest.
[00:33:21] Cool. That sounds like a good one.
[00:33:23] They're like the rest of it.
[00:33:25] Well, it's funny.
[00:33:26] I was like, that came out.
[00:33:27] They probably came out in the 40s.
[00:33:29] I was like, I wonder what's going to happen.
[00:33:31] It's like the Nazis could still win this war.
[00:33:33] This is like a game for sure.
[00:33:36] That's all the Marvel movies now.
[00:33:39] Captain Oxy.
[00:33:41] Captain Oxy and the Oriental.
[00:33:44] Yeah, that would be so sad.
[00:33:47] Honestly, I would be so sad if one group was not one.
[00:33:51] Because that means no to the Racker on that.
[00:33:54] You know what I mean?
[00:33:55] Obviously, it's all their bad things.
[00:33:56] That would mean the worst thing.
[00:33:58] Yeah.
[00:33:59] So, so Racker on that.
[00:34:01] But they liked runes and shit, right?
[00:34:04] Yeah, but it was like, it was a nice sense of humor.
[00:34:07] You know, Jeff Goldle again was an integral part of the movie.
[00:34:10] I'm like, he probably wouldn't get cast in the ad strip.
[00:34:13] Yeah, it's true.
[00:34:14] Maybe Hollywood would have been run by Germans.
[00:34:18] Oh, look.
[00:34:19] That would be cool.
[00:34:20] I mean, there would be, honestly, in this case, we're getting a nice hit.
[00:34:24] I don't know.
[00:34:26] Only the sad little bass.
[00:34:28] Yeah.
[00:34:31] Little fat boys.
[00:34:33] A little muggle chocolate.
[00:34:35] Yeah, a chocolate.
[00:34:36] Yeah.
[00:34:37] Loose this glue.
[00:34:38] Right.
[00:34:39] I have to end up old time.
[00:34:41] You can do that chocolate.
[00:34:42] All German butterflies are gainers.
[00:34:44] You know what I'm saying?
[00:34:45] They're feeders.
[00:34:46] Yeah.
[00:34:47] These are my little chinsel.
[00:34:48] So they're good.
[00:34:49] Just ready to pop.
[00:34:50] It's just good.
[00:34:51] Conspiracy where German Hollywood is stealing children's shit.
[00:34:54] Yeah.
[00:34:59] This is fucking...
[00:35:01] You should talk about Thorang Rock.
[00:35:03] We should have said Thorang Rock.
[00:35:05] Huh?
[00:35:06] You know what?
[00:35:07] I waited myself, dude, and I was like, man, I've been living so horribly.
[00:35:10] I've been eating like shit.
[00:35:12] I've probably been eating like fucking fish that sounds.
[00:35:14] I need one now.
[00:35:16] Oh, yeah, dude.
[00:35:18] But then I'm also...
[00:35:19] It's clear.
[00:35:20] Still getting this one so...
[00:35:22] No!
[00:35:24] Now my whole lap.
[00:35:25] So I caught it.
[00:35:26] My point is, you know, how shitty my regular life must have been?
[00:35:30] Which has been completely all my cash-doing mushrooms, like, every four days.
[00:35:35] And just eating halo-top.
[00:35:37] That's what's halo-top.
[00:35:38] It's made to be different.
[00:35:39] But I was a better writer's boy for two weeks.
[00:35:42] What's halo-top?
[00:35:43] Are you serious?
[00:35:44] I just got into a diet.
[00:35:45] Diet.
[00:35:46] Diet.
[00:35:47] Your boy was just...
[00:35:48] That's how shitty my regular life was.
[00:35:49] Master cheese.
[00:35:52] Alright, sorry.
[00:35:53] Oh, that's true.
[00:35:54] It's like getting sucked off from Master Cheese.
[00:35:56] Yeah.
[00:35:57] That's what the logo's halo-top to me.
[00:35:59] Ohh!
[00:36:02] Ohh!
[00:36:04] Ohh!
[00:36:07] Hey, where'd you say that?
[00:36:10] Ohh!
[00:36:13] Ahh!
[00:36:14] Ahh!
[00:36:16] Hey, where'd you say that, guys, in your community colleges, to read the novelization?
[00:36:21] Oh yeah, I'm saying, I'm sure we have reading the novelization of halo.
[00:36:26] You're better off just being a literary writer.
[00:36:29] She's from K-2.
[00:36:32] Jesus Christ.
[00:36:34] What if I can get your parents to go for abortion?
[00:36:39] Isn't there an erotic fiction about halo online?
[00:36:44] Yeah, well, do you want to talk about the robot bitch?
[00:36:49] The robot bitch?
[00:36:50] Yeah.
[00:36:51] For time.
[00:36:52] Thanks, dude.
[00:36:54] Great news fucking fans in the world!
[00:36:57] Yeah!
[00:36:58] Give it up for you, guys!
[00:37:01] Can I get another drink on the performance tab?
[00:37:04] Look at this one.
[00:37:05] Why would you do...
[00:37:06] Don't give a don't.
[00:37:07] Why would you want to fuck a fictional robot?
[00:37:10] Why would you fuck a regular robot who's already in fiction fucking real old?
[00:37:15] I was like, in my fantasy, a robot I still can't fuck.
[00:37:20] We're still on a topic.
[00:37:22] It's just been fantasy a billion years from now.
[00:37:27] Yeah.
[00:37:28] I just get a beam of like a kiss my dear.
[00:37:32] That's what I'm talking about.
[00:37:33] We're trying to give it a little swoosh.
[00:37:36] Man, dude.
[00:37:41] I don't want to...
[00:37:46] Come on, dude.
[00:37:49] Never comes to ring when a woman comes out of the TV and then fucks him and then turns into a robot.
[00:37:54] That's the ring.
[00:37:55] Hell yeah.
[00:37:56] No, let's not even talk.
[00:37:57] I love that movie.
[00:37:58] I don't want to see it above the plot.
[00:37:59] I mean, who's this recent?
[00:38:00] Put it on TV.
[00:38:01] Come on, TV.
[00:38:02] What's the black one?
[00:38:03] It ended in the content, so it was just a guy like watching the TV on a robot and just killing him.
[00:38:08] What?
[00:38:09] She cut out the titties.
[00:38:10] It never made sense until I saw the fun.
[00:38:12] That's so fun.
[00:38:13] That's like when the E.T. used to play the wire, but they cut out all the frames of body.
[00:38:17] They have seasoned two of us good kids.
[00:38:19] Oh, yeah.
[00:38:21] All that stuff with the docs is boring.
[00:38:24] Respect.
[00:38:26] Yeah.
[00:38:27] Our audience can't really.
[00:38:28] That shit was built in green down though.
[00:38:31] Salute.
[00:38:32] Salute, he got a thrush out on my mom's way.
[00:38:34] Hell yeah, it doesn't wait just for years.
[00:38:36] You should do that.
[00:38:37] They should edit power for like past television stuff.
[00:38:40] It's just Jerry Ferraris.
[00:38:42] He's just doing lawyer stuff.
[00:38:45] Turtle.
[00:38:46] No one here watches power.
[00:38:47] No's a Jerry Ferraris even in it.
[00:38:49] It's on stars, right?
[00:38:50] Yeah.
[00:38:51] It was a good riff though, guys.
[00:38:53] Did you see it?
[00:38:54] It wasn't a great one.
[00:38:55] It's a 15.
[00:38:56] 50 cent show.
[00:38:57] It's about night clubs.
[00:38:58] Yeah.
[00:38:59] It's about who owns all the night clubs.
[00:39:01] I think.
[00:39:02] You were an extra on it.
[00:39:03] I was.
[00:39:04] I was an extra one day on night club power.
[00:39:07] Is that on your IMDB?
[00:39:08] Interested.
[00:39:09] No, you don't get an IMDB credit for an extra room.
[00:39:12] What if you're really killing in the background?
[00:39:14] I mean, that would be a pretty sweet way to stack your IMDB.
[00:39:17] Yeah.
[00:39:18] An extra on it.
[00:39:19] Yeah.
[00:39:20] That was from Game of Thrones.
[00:39:21] We got, like, I've got so much sympathy for you guys that get so much extra work that they buy in NYPD uniform.
[00:39:28] I guess it was a fake cop for us, my life.
[00:39:32] Hell yeah.
[00:39:33] Yeah.
[00:39:34] You think they fucking hit you in the car?
[00:39:36] I don't think they fucking fuck at all.
[00:39:38] I mean, it's a pretty fucking miserable life.
[00:39:40] You're going to pay, like, 70 dollars a day with a day is like 17 hours long.
[00:39:45] And then you just get yelled at for, like, taking too many fried macaroni and cheeses.
[00:39:49] I can't believe that.
[00:39:51] That last part sucks.
[00:39:53] Yeah.
[00:39:54] I'm just kidding.
[00:39:59] I told this story already, there was that old guy, Warren, who was a real real real.
[00:40:04] Yeah.
[00:40:05] Oh, man, that poor fucking guy.
[00:40:06] He just in that girl's year old day long ago.
[00:40:08] Well, you know, I've been on this production for, since the saw five years.
[00:40:12] Oh, my God.
[00:40:13] He's got the same number of hip operation.
[00:40:15] Oh, my God.
[00:40:16] And then finally he's going to see the dying wall bird walks past him.
[00:40:20] Good morning, guys.
[00:40:25] Not even more.
[00:40:28] It's shut down by the more talented, but definitely less respected.
[00:40:33] Would you like Mark Walker to beat the Shenanah?
[00:40:36] Why would you do that?
[00:40:38] We're best friends.
[00:40:41] How much of that fuck up your world?
[00:40:43] Mark beat me up.
[00:40:45] I'd be pretty upset.
[00:40:48] Yeah.
[00:40:50] Because you're not a shopper because you lost his friendship.
[00:40:52] Because I went out of hero anymore.
[00:40:54] So I went out of hero as Mark Walker.
[00:40:57] Yeah.
[00:40:58] The man who overcame his past violent racism to barely hide it behind his muscles.
[00:41:04] I just listened to his third time story, Home Gym.
[00:41:13] I've been feeling a lot of sneakers that shake burgers.
[00:41:18] Dude, I wanted to have some of them wall burgers.
[00:41:21] He just, Kyrie just came out with, Kyrie just came out with cereal sneakers.
[00:41:25] Yeah.
[00:41:26] Yeah.
[00:41:27] And then post crunches, he's got fucking kicks.
[00:41:29] And he's got fucking, uh, lucky charms.
[00:41:32] Isn't that just blink copyright?
[00:41:34] No, I think, yeah, he just stole it.
[00:41:36] It's no, it's parody law.
[00:41:39] Which, by the way, kicks.
[00:41:44] Yeah, that's good Adam.
[00:41:48] Thank you.
[00:41:49] Thanks for coming out.
[00:41:54] If I had to say what my dick is like as cereal, it would be kicks.
[00:41:58] Because it's just for kids.
[00:42:01] That's for kids.
[00:42:04] First of all, kids.
[00:42:06] First of all, number one.
[00:42:08] Number one is kid tested mother proof.
[00:42:11] Thank you very much.
[00:42:12] You texted it on kids.
[00:42:14] So you're like, I don't mind that you fucking saw us.
[00:42:18] That's okay to me that you know, right?
[00:42:21] Where we come from is horrible.
[00:42:24] Where's you fucking with the chattel?
[00:42:27] My mom did call me, uh, on the fucking album.
[00:42:30] Yeah, I didn't forget her.
[00:42:31] She said some suspicious stuff.
[00:42:33] Yeah.
[00:42:34] We were just showing you like she thought she'd call her.
[00:42:36] And I said, stop with your little dick medicine, isn't it?
[00:42:39] My mom and Greek!
[00:42:41] You can never run the car.
[00:42:43] She said not to get it on your balls.
[00:42:45] Because it was steam.
[00:42:50] I wish they had a little dick.
[00:42:53] I did too.
[00:42:55] It's just big form.
[00:42:57] I could convince people it was working.
[00:42:59] And it was just like icy hot.
[00:43:02] I would give it six months.
[00:43:05] Although I say that, but I try to rotate it and I just fucking got tired.
[00:43:08] I knew that might have been the secret.
[00:43:11] Yeah, that's what I mean.
[00:43:12] There's no cure for baldness.
[00:43:13] But they're allowed to just release all this fucking...
[00:43:15] No, a rogue ain't going to fucking hem you up.
[00:43:17] I don't know.
[00:43:18] My cousin started going bald.
[00:43:19] He tried all that shit.
[00:43:20] That was headless like a fuzzy peanut.
[00:43:23] He'd be better off bald than whatever.
[00:43:26] It's just a very tennis ball.
[00:43:29] Really?
[00:43:30] Yeah.
[00:43:31] It's cool.
[00:43:32] And I could receive it on one side too.
[00:43:34] So it just looks like his eyebrows raise.
[00:43:37] I'm so glad.
[00:43:39] I think I look normal.
[00:43:43] I bet he's really happy.
[00:43:45] Do you bet that?
[00:43:46] Yes, I do.
[00:43:48] You bet it.
[00:43:49] You bet it.
[00:43:50] You bet it.
[00:43:51] You bet it.
[00:43:52] You bet it.
[00:43:55] You bet it.
[00:43:56] You bet it.
[00:43:57] You bet it.
[00:43:58] You bet it.
[00:43:59] You bet it.
[00:44:00] You bet it.
[00:44:01] You bet it.
[00:44:02] You bet it.
[00:44:03] Well there it is.
[00:44:04] Spent dsi.com baby.
[00:44:06] You bet it.
[00:44:07] You bet it.
[00:44:08] You're 20 years of paying out winners if it had business for a while.
[00:44:13] If you got an easy to use mobile app, play Bed Wind.
[00:44:16] You can bet anywhere they offer live in game wangerings.
[00:44:19] You have to change your mind.
[00:44:20] Whatever you want.
[00:44:21] You know, like you could get off pervie shift because you did stop.
[00:44:24] That's it.
[00:44:25] I guess I'll be bald.
[00:44:27] I just like, well now I'm fucking, it's a rock and a hard.
[00:44:29] Yeah.
[00:44:30] I could bet on like that guy's going to kill himself.
[00:44:32] I'm going for a piece of treatment.
[00:44:35] You bet dsi.com.
[00:44:36] We got, we got coming up.
[00:44:38] You got pigs fellas.
[00:44:40] Yeah.
[00:44:41] I'm just going to win in Charlottesville.
[00:44:43] It's round two.
[00:44:46] The white spursons of field.
[00:44:48] We got a lot more anger on the left but there's more dodge showers.
[00:44:53] It's me.
[00:44:54] Oh.
[00:44:55] Oh.
[00:44:56] Oh.
[00:44:57] Oh.
[00:44:58] Oh.
[00:44:59] Oh.
[00:45:00] Oh, I'm going to take, I'm going to take, there's good money on end of egens.
[00:45:05] It seems like, uh, there's a good on time.
[00:45:08] So I'm going to take that 21 to win Charlotte.
[00:45:11] Yeah.
[00:45:12] Can we have an eraser?
[00:45:14] So you can bet.
[00:45:16] Oh yes.
[00:45:17] Egens are probably, wait, cause first of all no one knows where an egens is.
[00:45:21] Sure.
[00:45:22] I'm going to catch the egia apart and then you just forget where they're.
[00:45:26] No egish.
[00:45:27] Right.
[00:45:28] Do they get disputes with anybody?
[00:45:30] I don't think so.
[00:45:31] Yeah they do.
[00:45:32] You just wait around to the world.
[00:45:33] Ooh.
[00:45:34] Ooh.
[00:45:35] Ooh.
[00:45:36] Ooh.
[00:45:37] E
[00:45:28] So dodge, dodge, dodge.
[00:45:37] Thank you.
[00:45:38] Really?
[00:45:39] Thank you.
[00:45:40] The one woman at the show.
[00:45:41] There's more women than you Adam.
[00:45:44] Yeah.
[00:45:45] From the, yeah, ladies.
[00:45:47] Huh?
[00:45:48] Wow.
[00:45:49] Wow.
[00:45:50] Do you know where the nation is?
[00:45:53] Where's your church tour?
[00:45:56] Are you in the evening?
[00:45:57] Really?
[00:45:58] Oh, hard.
[00:45:59] Oh, wow.
[00:46:00] Oh, wow.
[00:46:01] Where does that go?
[00:46:02] It goes on here.
[00:46:03] If it's your thing, it's on an island.
[00:46:07] It's several islands.
[00:46:08] It's called Java.
[00:46:09] It's the main one.
[00:46:11] Yeah, more than one.
[00:46:12] That's about it.
[00:46:13] That's about it.
[00:46:14] That's about it.
[00:46:15] That's about it.
[00:46:16] That's about it.
[00:46:17] That's about it.
[00:46:18] That's about it.
[00:46:19] I love what you guys do.
[00:46:20] It's a great tour of war with the ranch colonies.
[00:46:23] The food valley.
[00:46:28] Yeah.
[00:46:31] So, yeah.
[00:46:33] Yeah.
[00:46:34] Yeah.
[00:46:35] Wow.
[00:46:36] So, you've got a fabulous Muslim country in the world in Asia.
[00:46:42] Yeah.
[00:46:43] Anyway.
[00:46:44] Thank you.
[00:46:45] You're chill too, right?
[00:46:46] You're like chill Muslims.
[00:46:47] You see, they spoke weed.
[00:46:48] Yeah.
[00:46:49] So, like, in the shop, man dude, this is a simple,
[00:46:52] this is some Hades.
[00:46:54] Thank you.
[00:46:55] Anyway, if you want to bet on who's going to win the race war,
[00:46:58] go to Betteus and I,
[00:47:02] that's about it.
[00:47:03] Promo code, come 25.
[00:47:05] Oh, it's not on 20.
[00:47:06] It's on 20.
[00:47:07] Sorry, I'm dead.
[00:47:08] Something like that.
[00:47:09] Listen to the other episodes, the reason.
[00:47:13] All right.
[00:47:14] I think that fits in the whole structure.
[00:47:17] Yeah.
[00:47:18] Now, they have to change it because people were waiting too much money.
[00:47:21] Too much, man.
[00:47:22] You were winning too much.
[00:47:23] He's got it out of his picks.
[00:47:25] Yeah.
[00:47:26] So, go to Betteus.com.
[00:47:27] You just come 125 and you get an extra 125% momentum.
[00:47:32] Yeah.
[00:47:33] He's at 120, 125.
[00:47:35] You should pick something.
[00:47:36] Yeah.
[00:47:37] He's a good fucking, you're a good fucking, you know?
[00:47:39] Yeah.
[00:47:40] He's types of numbers.
[00:47:41] And we got customer service, 24-7.
[00:47:43] That's right.
[00:47:44] That's right.
[00:47:45] Just ask them.
[00:47:46] You're sure they know what the promo code is.
[00:47:47] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:47:48] Just call.
[00:47:49] Just call.
[00:47:51] Hey, what's it called?
[00:47:53] It's just like, tell them how you know.
[00:47:57] Yeah.
[00:47:58] We were saying in the car, the customer service line of Betteus is not the suicide hotline.
[00:48:03] Yeah.
[00:48:04] So, stop using it like that.
[00:48:07] It's a gentleman in India who's not going to understand about all your problems.
[00:48:12] It's going to be confusing, man.
[00:48:15] It's going to be because they have to have a suicide hotline there, right?
[00:48:21] In India?
[00:48:22] No.
[00:48:23] Then when you call it, you're going to worry that it's like your neighbor.
[00:48:26] Right?
[00:48:27] Yeah.
[00:48:28] It's so call center.
[00:48:29] Yeah.
[00:48:30] Yeah.
[00:48:31] I was right.
[00:48:32] Yeah.
[00:48:33] Yeah.
[00:48:34] That's true.
[00:48:35] I feel like I would make me kill myself.
[00:48:36] If I was at a low point, I called up the suicide hotline and I told them what my problems are.
[00:48:40] And then you get off the phone and you're like, oh, now that guy knows.
[00:48:43] Yeah.
[00:48:45] It's like one of your, like, yeah, one of your random friends knows.
[00:48:48] Yeah.
[00:48:49] That's got to be just like a minimum wage shop, right?
[00:48:51] There's no suicide hotline.
[00:48:52] It's just you all your problems.
[00:48:54] Yeah.
[00:48:55] There should be a suicide hotline in India.
[00:48:57] That'd be great.
[00:48:58] It's like, yeah, I stop people from fucking killing themselves.
[00:49:02] Look, lady, I get it.
[00:49:04] Your husband died, but I'm like, hey, I fucking watched brain.
[00:49:08] I only made $57 an hour.
[00:49:12] Fuck, dude.
[00:49:14] I'm sweating like a motherfucker.
[00:49:19] You're the thing I'm trying to go to hell, dude.
[00:49:23] I would have found wine for those of you at home who can't see me.
[00:49:26] You see, I'm worried that you guys are getting yogurt and loyalties?
[00:49:31] What?
[00:49:32] What?
[00:49:33] What is yogurt do you use?
[00:49:34] It's like some of the other recommendations.
[00:49:35] I've always been an older spice man.
[00:49:37] Old-sized classic.
[00:49:38] How you doin'?
[00:49:39] I'm fucking alcohol.
[00:49:42] There was a suggestion yesterday she was like, try to bring up some guys.
[00:49:44] She knows they're fat, sweat.
[00:49:47] She was mean.
[00:49:48] There's an article that he just never smelled at.
[00:49:51] We'd have covered in ass bodies very constantly.
[00:49:54] Yeah, you know what's about bad?
[00:49:56] Throw that ass body.
[00:49:57] Well, if it's fat, sweat.
[00:49:59] You're a john shit myself.
[00:50:02] But just never far it was.
[00:50:04] I feel like John shit myself is God in the fuck I care.
[00:50:07] John shit.
[00:50:08] John, John, John, John, John.
[00:50:11] He's John, John, John, John.
[00:50:16] He's God in the fuck I'm through.
[00:50:19] The people in the fuck I'm sucking his own dirty fucking ass.
[00:50:24] Yeah, that was a blast.
[00:50:26] Wow.
[00:50:27] That's another hit.
[00:50:29] Another hit.
[00:50:30] And 30 years old.
[00:50:32] 30 year old man.
[00:50:34] Oh, yes, bitch.
[00:50:35] You're 100 million there.
[00:50:36] No fucking yes.
[00:50:37] From gay sex with your father, care, and he's not.
[00:50:42] No, it's really not that different.
[00:50:45] Concentual incest with your heart.
[00:50:47] Yeah, sure we got to play the fucking piano or whatever.
[00:50:50] According to Save the Things.
[00:50:52] Yeah, we're out of the weird out.
[00:50:54] Yeah, we are so much in that of the weird out.
[00:50:56] You know, our songs are a little nerdy.
[00:50:59] Our songs are a little weirder.
[00:51:01] Honestly, they are much weirder.
[00:51:05] Yeah, he's really not that weird.
[00:51:08] Yeah, fuck weirder now, dude.
[00:51:10] I don't know what that was fucker.
[00:51:12] Honestly, I don't fuck with him.
[00:51:13] He's here and he just forms out.
[00:51:15] So fuck this.
[00:51:18] I can't go anywhere anymore.
[00:51:21] Don't play your little motherfucking accordion.
[00:51:24] You guys can't play in the show.
[00:51:26] Ooh.
[00:51:27] You might have done that.
[00:51:29] You pretend to make me so mad.
[00:51:31] I'm glad you soon know when to show them.
[00:51:33] Oh, so come on.
[00:51:35] I'd like to talk to my guitar hero that's actually Mark Merritt.
[00:51:41] Does he do that to see plays?
[00:51:43] He does it on his butt.
[00:51:45] That sucks.
[00:51:46] Yeah, he's gonna do a little blues.
[00:51:49] So my eyes are so soft.
[00:51:52] That's more embarrassing than like the Dustin Diamond sex tape.
[00:51:57] I was like, what am I supposed to be going to do for my career?
[00:51:59] I'm going to play blues.
[00:52:01] I'm gonna call the guy.
[00:52:03] Dude, I'm about to start reading my poems when the game comes.
[00:52:06] I don't know.
[00:52:08] Do you guys see the Mr. Rogers documentary?
[00:52:11] No, but I wanted to hear him back in the plane about that.
[00:52:13] I really hated it.
[00:52:14] Why?
[00:52:15] Why?
[00:52:16] Mr. Rogers rules.
[00:52:18] No.
[00:52:19] That's the only time I've heard that.
[00:52:21] I don't think it's-
[00:52:22] You never fuck with Mr. Rogers.
[00:52:24] People have watched it, but I mean, like nobody loved that show.
[00:52:27] Nobody was like coming into school, like, people are like, power rangers and translores.
[00:52:31] It looks like the spider cow.
[00:52:33] It's this.
[00:52:35] Nobody loved-
[00:52:36] He wasn't this cool-blooded figure.
[00:52:38] Mr. Rogers, don't-
[00:52:39] Tommy, you have to show people my dick.
[00:52:41] That's real.
[00:52:42] We're not gonna let adults touch your teeth.
[00:52:44] You always want to wait until there's no match to right now.
[00:52:48] Okay.
[00:52:50] Can't you see your penis?
[00:52:52] Can't you see your penis?
[00:52:54] I can't believe he's a secret.
[00:52:57] How about you, buddy?
[00:53:00] What's that, Mr. Charlie?
[00:53:03] Someone's sneezed.
[00:53:05] Jeremy's making up lies to hurt his parents.
[00:53:09] What else did Tommy rather marry me?
[00:53:14] Well, I mean, that's the tone of the documentary.
[00:53:18] It's like, and he didn't fuck the kids.
[00:53:22] I know you think you probably did, but he didn't.
[00:53:27] What's the sound of it?
[00:53:30] By the scared of our teeth, we got away.
[00:53:33] We've got only ingredients for that, right?
[00:53:36] You know, we're gonna watch thousands of kids, thousands of puppets.
[00:53:39] You could have done it, dude.
[00:53:41] You don't know what is inside the puppets.
[00:53:43] Well, we also- you never did ever explain where he's coming from.
[00:53:46] It's not like he has a job.
[00:53:47] He just gets more messages.
[00:53:48] He just scores me.
[00:53:49] He's like, best friends with the policeman for someone.
[00:53:54] That is true.
[00:53:56] He's a Pittsburgh legend, dude.
[00:53:59] He came from the same place as a deer hunter.
[00:54:02] Yeah.
[00:54:03] So I've been playing Russian roulette all day.
[00:54:07] I forget Vietnam.
[00:54:10] Now I'm gonna play with some puppets and kids.
[00:54:14] Yeah.
[00:54:17] Yeah, you know, never mention Schitt's bird around me, yo.
[00:54:21] Fuck this.
[00:54:23] Fuck the Schitt's bird, squealers, yo.
[00:54:27] Hey, my shit, yo.
[00:54:29] I'll do that, yo.
[00:54:30] Big bet?
[00:54:31] Fuck it.
[00:54:32] I respect what he did in that bathroom.
[00:54:37] But, however, he is a dirty player on the field.
[00:54:40] And that is what has worked in that.
[00:54:42] Okay?
[00:54:44] Right, Lewis, I can do nothing wrong.
[00:54:46] The man was out having a report.
[00:54:50] My cousin works in that elevator.
[00:54:52] That's very good.
[00:54:53] That's very good.
[00:54:54] That's very good.
[00:54:55] He works out that elevator.
[00:54:56] Yeah, right, right, he's sitting there.
[00:54:57] He works out there.
[00:54:59] He got the fucking real taste.
[00:55:01] There was a B-day.
[00:55:02] He wanted you to fuck this shit.
[00:55:04] She was being a fucking bitch.
[00:55:07] That's super cool.
[00:55:09] Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, but, you know.
[00:55:13] You're saying you're confusing elevators with international waters?
[00:55:17] Yeah.
[00:55:18] So between two words, you're going to switch over to such a...
[00:55:21] Yeah, yeah.
[00:55:23] You're going to do it this low.
[00:55:25] You're going to do your inspection at all.
[00:55:27] You're going to explain to me where the crime occurred.
[00:55:29] This floor was.
[00:55:31] Oh, you can't do that?
[00:55:33] I'm sorry, I guess I'll just go free then.
[00:55:35] Don't watch out for me, yo.
[00:55:37] Don't watch, I'm going to fuck you.
[00:55:39] If you're not, please, it's double check.
[00:55:41] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:55:46] The other such thing is domestic abuse.
[00:55:49] It's the character saying it not somewhere else.
[00:55:53] Okay, everyone's leaving up.
[00:55:55] I don't know.
[00:55:56] I don't know if Lamar Jackson has the leadership skills.
[00:55:59] Yeah, there's something about him.
[00:56:01] There's something about him.
[00:56:03] I don't know if I got to seem like he's more of a natural leader than...
[00:56:07] If I can show him, there's so many tangible about
[00:56:04] my character.
[00:56:11] There's so much.
[00:56:12] I don't know if I can show him.
[00:56:14] I think we should convert him to why I'm receiving him.
[00:56:17] Yeah, he's like, oh shit, the place might be too much for him.
[00:56:22] Yeah, remember I was a big boy.
[00:56:25] Yeah, yeah, he's a natural athlete.
[00:56:30] Goddamn, I love fucking the ratings.
[00:56:33] This is my son.
[00:56:35] This is my son Ed Reed Jr. Now he's...
[00:56:41] Hey, baby.
[00:56:42] Sir, you are.
[00:56:43] Are you in a wheelchair?
[00:56:44] Or what are you thinking?
[00:56:45] You've been talking about getting it.
[00:56:47] I'd love you to wheelchair.
[00:56:48] We're going to go to grocery store to get in one of the scooters they have there.
[00:56:52] We're just going to steal it from the store.
[00:56:54] It's the stop you're concealing it.
[00:56:55] Right, yeah.
[00:56:56] You think the security is going to try and avert an handicap or...
[00:56:59] Right.
[00:57:00] To get that chair.
[00:57:01] Which is also weird that they even have those.
[00:57:03] You're going grocery shopping and you're like, oh yeah, I guess I am handicapped.
[00:57:08] You just never considered it.
[00:57:11] Is it big?
[00:57:12] Oh yeah, I guess I need a wheelchair.
[00:57:14] I drove here.
[00:57:15] Well, they don't want the fattest people to be talking to themselves out while shopping.
[00:57:21] They don't want to get them fucking arrested.
[00:57:24] They don't want them being snacked.
[00:57:27] They don't want to get them as good as possible.
[00:57:29] You come fucking walking around all day, you know what I mean?
[00:57:31] Yeah.
[00:57:32] I'm going to tell you why.
[00:57:33] I'll take the trick that we'll be using, I think,
[00:57:35] that the car is tinier so they can't get as much as it is.
[00:57:38] It would be great to see one of those with the full-sized car.
[00:57:41] Excuse me, I made this awesome.
[00:57:46] Excuse me.
[00:57:48] I'm going to run on to these new ports without an overseas tattoo.
[00:57:51] Let's do daily actual orderized wheelchair.
[00:57:55] It's one of those full-sized shopping parties.
[00:57:58] Just fill the cornice gopey in the snack.
[00:58:01] I got to refuel.
[00:58:02] I got blood sugar issue.
[00:58:04] Oh yeah.
[00:58:07] Yeah.
[00:58:08] I just want to keep doing the voice.
[00:58:10] Do the voice.
[00:58:11] Okay, my name is Ralph.
[00:58:14] And I'm out here running for a city council, yeah?
[00:58:17] I heard you basically get immunity for a whole lot.
[00:58:21] You get a lemme.
[00:58:23] You should simply imagine if Charles had a problem,
[00:58:25] he would make it away.
[00:58:27] We should make a thing campaign for Ralph and Arthur County
[00:58:29] having run against Tom.
[00:58:31] Yeah.
[00:58:32] It's convinced Tom that Ralph exists and had him run against
[00:58:37] and then Tom could beat this guy.
[00:58:39] That would rule.
[00:58:40] That would be like the debate.
[00:58:42] Seriously, he's going to fucking elect this man.
[00:58:44] We're going to fucking cheer along and even start.
[00:58:46] He's going to take a love scene.
[00:58:49] I'm trying to fucking chill and fucking relax on his head.
[00:58:52] I'm going to fucking mourn when he runs on that.
[00:58:56] You guys are in that district.
[00:58:59] Please.
[00:59:00] You have Tom.
[00:59:01] Please.
[00:59:02] You have Tom.
[00:59:03] It's got to do a sort of a ballroom.
[00:59:07] He says a problem with the zoning.
[00:59:10] I don't think this ever meant as a candidate in history
[00:59:14] that's run over by online, like in fact,
[00:59:16] we need to change the zoning for liberalizing.
[00:59:19] We need to change the zoning for liberalizing.
[00:59:22] Yeah, I got kicked out of the city council meeting
[00:59:25] because my comedy is too edgy.
[00:59:28] They couldn't handle it.
[00:59:31] You have a mind-fucking platform, everybody's royal form.
[00:59:35] They charge it nothing.
[00:59:36] It was free.
[00:59:37] You can win it or whatever the fuck you want.
[00:59:40] Don't be a fucking, you know, it don't be a thing about it.
[00:59:43] I'm going, I'm like, I think as much as you want,
[00:59:46] who gives a fuck?
[00:59:47] They know you don't have a fucking chicken.
[00:59:49] They got in the back.
[00:59:50] Yeah, that's just a, look at all the chicken in front.
[00:59:52] Universal basic sex.
[00:59:54] Universal sex, you know?
[00:59:57] Healthcare not, that's just expensive.
[01:00:00] We ain't got that kind of money.
[01:00:01] Enjoy the chicken now.
[01:00:03] Maybe, maybe some like, corset, coffee, cold, get high on.
[01:00:07] Yeah.
[01:00:08] Back on healthcare.
[01:00:09] Oh, yeah.
[01:00:10] You get some fucking do as well in St. Quill as you want.
[01:00:13] Drink Nelson or do you see death being born?
[01:00:18] I would like, yeah.
[01:00:19] What would y'all like it prove from Baltimore?
[01:00:21] Does anybody have any, um, the street?
[01:00:24] Okay, the streets.
[01:00:25] Okay, here's what we're going to do with the streets.
[01:00:28] If you are a bitch, you are not allowed out on the streets.
[01:00:31] That's number one.
[01:00:33] So you will come to my office.
[01:00:35] I will look at your face.
[01:00:36] If you look like a bitch on the side.
[01:00:38] And I'm going to run your pockets.
[01:00:41] And whatever's in there, I'm buying guns for the people that are in Puff.
[01:00:45] And they want control of the streets.
[01:00:47] Okay?
[01:00:48] So you're not allowed outside.
[01:00:50] But we will make little, little dick boy tunnels.
[01:00:53] That you can go from the library to your boyfriend's house.
[01:00:57] And, and then to Whole Foods and Mac.
[01:01:01] There's a few places you weren't allowed to go.
[01:01:05] Okay, any other questions about what we're going to do from Baltimore?
[01:01:09] She even?
[01:01:11] What?
[01:01:12] The Inner Harbor.
[01:01:13] Okay, yeah.
[01:01:14] First of all, Inner Harbor is probably the cleanest place I've ever been.
[01:01:17] I think it's going to be me, my queen, that shit.
[01:01:21] What?
[01:01:22] That's wrong, fucking.
[01:01:23] That's where I went to, uh, me and my girlfriend celebrated her drama piece.
[01:01:26] They're some bergies.
[01:01:27] I mean, you're here to get her.
[01:01:28] You're here to get her.
[01:01:30] You're here to get her.
[01:01:31] So you want me to fuck off that beautiful memory by cleaning some shit that's hanging.
[01:01:35] I don't remember that beautiful evening when Ross just suffered.
[01:01:39] Where she served me off in the Unisix, Haiti cat bathroom.
[01:01:43] Can you earn less?
[01:01:45] I don't know.
[01:01:47] Next question.
[01:01:48] Are they in cat bathroom's Unisix?
[01:01:51] You can have a saturated one.
[01:01:53] And the law can't do nothing about it.
[01:01:57] Anybody else?
[01:01:59] Ireland?
[01:02:00] Ireland?
[01:02:01] Okay, we're going to drop the price of heroin.
[01:02:04] You would actually, you know what?
[01:02:07] You get it wrong, farms?
[01:02:09] Hey, right next to the chicken?
[01:02:11] A 32 ounce.
[01:02:13] You can fill up as many other big old cups of beer on this.
[01:02:18] Only one day.
[01:02:20] Okay, again.
[01:02:21] Don't get free of that shit.
[01:02:23] One more question from the audience.
[01:02:26] Fuck off the fuck that guy!
[01:02:29] Fuck that guy!
[01:02:30] Hey, we're looking like a fucking bridespot!
[01:02:34] I want someone to jump the fuck over here and fucking treat you like my dad used to treat me.
[01:02:42] You're going to lose the law!
[01:02:48] Oh, fuck.
[01:02:49] Yeah, I won't run.
[01:02:51] Just go on.
[01:02:52] Yeah, it doesn't do.
[01:02:53] I won't run.
[01:02:54] Keep going, Ralph.
[01:02:55] Go on.
[01:02:56] Transportation? Which way do you want to go?
[01:03:00] Honestly, come on.
[01:03:02] Ralph, I ain't even got it.
[01:03:04] You're a bitch, so you're staying in a tunnel.
[01:03:06] So, I can tell them they're late, bro.
[01:03:08] You ain't going nowhere.
[01:03:10] Enjoy the fucking Anki ants.
[01:03:12] They're putting a little kiosk.
[01:03:14] And I thought it was the Anki ants,
[01:03:16] because everybody deserves old cinnamon fucking sugar.
[01:03:19] Even a little ass bitch.
[01:03:21] Shit!
[01:03:23] Anyone else?
[01:03:24] No dumb ass questions here.
[01:03:26] I'm starting getting fucking annoyed at you, motherfucker.
[01:03:31] Yeah, they'll figure out a way to run against someone.
[01:03:33] I would love to.
[01:03:34] As Ralph.
[01:03:35] What was that?
[01:03:36] School.
[01:03:37] Schools, eh?
[01:03:38] What about schools?
[01:03:40] You want them to just done?
[01:03:42] I want you to give them schools fucking gay.
[01:03:46] We're going to go to class, okay?
[01:03:49] Homeroom.
[01:03:50] Homeroom's every class.
[01:03:52] So you get in, they get you a little free breakfast in the waffles?
[01:03:56] Eggo.
[01:03:57] At school.
[01:03:59] And then, instead of Jim,
[01:04:01] we're just going to fucking...
[01:04:03] Let's see.
[01:04:06] Because honestly, even though school is gay,
[01:04:08] the kids got to go somewhere because I'm sorry to fucking pump their mom.
[01:04:12] Okay, so no more school, but we're going to have a big ass bouncy house.
[01:04:16] Oh, it is perfect actually.
[01:04:18] And then everybody's mom's got to go pick them up.
[01:04:20] And it's 4 p.m. every day, but guess who's there at 3.55?
[01:04:24] Saying hello, how are you doing?
[01:04:26] I'm supposed to fucking run with you.
[01:04:29] So yes.
[01:04:30] I didn't feel that child support, Ralph.
[01:04:33] Fuck that shit, you know?
[01:04:35] 18 fucking years from one little fucking boss to somebody.
[01:04:39] Yeah, I'm sorry.
[01:04:41] I'm not carried away, you know?
[01:04:43] Okay?
[01:04:44] I'm watching Tracerormas just going to make a fox on the car seat.
[01:04:47] I'm supposed to not walk center pussy while I'm watching that shit?
[01:04:51] Of course I'm going to.
[01:04:54] So yeah, and anyway, honestly, no, child support is such fucking bullshit, you know?
[01:05:01] Okay, here's what it is.
[01:05:03] You should have to just fucking...
[01:05:05] You have to provide the child with one pair of ravens camo floss.
[01:05:09] Okay?
[01:05:11] You are illegally on the book for that.
[01:05:15] And then every month they have an SK pump when you cook them up.
[01:05:19] That is more than enough spiritual and physical nutrition for them.
[01:05:24] That's all we're fucking getting.
[01:05:27] I love B more, you have...
[01:05:29] I'm trying to go.
[01:05:31] So you have to get the best pussy, who knows how to get the best pussy Keith Mills, yeah?
[01:05:35] I'm trying to go.
[01:05:37] We're who fat?
[01:05:38] It's really heavy in him with the radio sports guy from 98 Rock.
[01:05:42] My man is we're all the good pussy at park village, you know?
[01:05:46] I'm trying to go right up behind a really park, a really nice little party lot
[01:05:51] and get all the good pussy over there.
[01:05:53] Not my name in high school, yeah?
[01:05:56] They're over here.
[01:05:58] How's your cousin doing, Ralph?
[01:06:00] He's dead.
[01:06:02] Yeah, I ain't never heard from that motherfucker, you know?
[01:06:08] Yeah.
[01:06:09] I'm not an associate degree, no, Robbie.
[01:06:11] I would be a credit card to his name every couple months, but he doesn't care either, the cancels,
[01:06:16] so he might be down fucking that, he might be dead.
[01:06:20] He should fucking, the money spent, I'll go to rent a centre like a king every fucking night.
[01:06:25] Every couple months we've been used to that fucking credit card.
[01:06:30] Damn, yo, doing this Ralph voice is fucked up on regular points.
[01:06:35] It's a fucking money rated car, I'm fucking...
[01:06:38] What if you just never come back?
[01:06:41] And that's the injury that puts you on my September 9th?
[01:06:45] Not the foot thing, it's that you have that voice and no one will ever hire you again.
[01:06:50] You're being ridden by a sounding like that?
[01:06:53] I'd love to win that black man's life.
[01:06:57] It's so simple, dude.
[01:06:59] Oh, look at his eyes.
[01:07:01] And everyone breathe in?
[01:07:04] Do you guys have done your own?
[01:07:05] I went to yoga one time and it was like really strenuous at the end, you have like laid out and everyone's real quiet.
[01:07:12] And we're sitting there in a field position and the lady goes,
[01:07:15] time when you imagine a word, it brings you peace.
[01:07:20] And I had like pussy.
[01:07:23] I just snore glassed and everyone went out of the room apologizing to everybody.
[01:07:31] You could go back to yoga after that.
[01:07:35] Well, that's a classic song, dude.
[01:07:37] She polite?
[01:07:38] Oh, yeah.
[01:07:39] She's trying to keep me busy.
[01:07:41] She's trying to keep me busy.
[01:07:43] She's lying in the middle of a fucking mind that may be what she's talking about.
[01:07:50] Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, just keep doing it.
[01:07:54] It'll grow on.
[01:07:55] That's it.
[01:07:56] That's it.
[01:07:57] Well, we gotta wrap this up somehow.
[01:08:00] We should start thinking of a way to end the shows instead of our lives, you know?
[01:08:06] Yeah.
[01:08:07] Instead of just playing the elaborate suicide, so we think how is the show going to end?
[01:08:12] But we don't do that, so what's that?
[01:08:15] What's that, indonesia?
[01:08:18] Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
[01:08:21] Yeah, we're texting guests.
[01:08:22] Yeah, that's it, we're asking questions.
[01:08:25] She said that there's a crisis in East Teemore.
[01:08:28] Oh, actually.
[01:08:29] Yeah.
[01:08:30] You said that thing about being a yoga and thinking, I have a very embarrassing thing.
[01:08:35] I was on mushrooms.
[01:08:37] And I was, I think I took way too many.
[01:08:40] And I just, I was tripping my fucking mouth off.
[01:08:44] And then this beautiful angelic, it was like an age of old way to lose face on it.
[01:08:50] And it was like, it was so nice to be.
[01:08:52] Is that best for a rag rock?
[01:08:54] It was so nice to be.
[01:08:57] It was kind of being morbidly obese.
[01:09:00] And then I saw it, I was like, oh, I feel great.
[01:09:04] I feel like I'm awesome.
[01:09:05] And then I looked at it, I was like, yeah, this is hilarious.
[01:09:08] And in my head, this is all in my head happening, right?
[01:09:11] Because I think I can control, you should be able to control anything you want.
[01:09:16] And then I was like, damn, we'll be telling you this.
[01:09:19] We need to do something anywhere.
[01:09:21] And then, and then, no.
[01:09:23] Do the thing.
[01:09:24] No.
[01:09:25] And no.
[01:09:26] Not today.
[01:09:27] And then, and then, and then, and then, I swear to God, what do you, the way you're putting
[01:09:33] in my imagination?
[01:09:34] Look at me disappointed.
[01:09:35] And disappear.
[01:09:36] And I was like, oh my God.
[01:09:37] I have to change my whole life.
[01:09:39] I could control like this, but I could save your cartoon.
[01:09:43] Yeah, I probably shouldn't get it to say racist letters, but.
[01:09:46] Or not to snap down.
[01:09:49] Yeah, that's how you know the show is destroying your life.
[01:09:52] We should hire planes of consciousness and it's just that half nude bears.
[01:09:58] It was too embarrassing.
[01:10:00] It literally gave me like a.
[01:10:04] Thank you.
[01:10:05] In my head.
[01:10:08] Okay.
[01:10:09] Well, that's the show.
[01:10:11] Oh, my God.
[01:10:15] I'm so sorry.
[01:10:17] And if you're here, if you're on a company show, I'm actually doing a stand up show on a
[01:10:21] Saturday to spend it brewing.
[01:10:23] So if you're down with that, please come out.
[01:10:25] Ask if you came to this show.
[01:10:27] DM me and I will give you a promo.
[01:10:29] So you can have a take it.
[01:10:31] You should have.
[01:10:32] Woo!
[01:10:33] That's a problem.
[01:10:34] That's what I'm playing with.
[01:10:35] That's what I'm trying to say.
[01:10:36] That's what I'm trying to say.
[01:10:37] Valeriously.
[01:10:38] I'm tired.
[01:10:39] We're going to finish what you always started today.
[01:10:42] And then, I'm in Philly Sunday.
[01:10:44] So if you're not, I don't know when to hear, probably not.
[01:10:47] But if you're listening, please come to those shows.
[01:10:49] Put the higgles.
[01:10:51] Put me in.
[01:10:52] Put me in.
[01:10:53] Yeah.
[01:10:54] Oh, wait.
[01:10:55] This guy, this guy, I'm talking to outside of this at the show tonight.
[01:10:58] He works in a brewery and he pitched bomb hit transplant as a flavor of beer.
[01:11:03] Oh!
[01:11:04] So, yeah, and that comes out.
[01:11:06] I want all of you to buy it.
[01:11:08] Please let us know.
[01:11:09] But yeah, I think that's the fucking show, guys.
[01:11:11] Yeah, thanks so much, guys.
[01:11:13] Thank you.
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