Cum Town | Regular | 08/15/2018
[00:00:34] We're getting fucked up off Nadi Ice Out, this is mother fucker.
[00:00:40] You try to go get some pussy-out pileco after this, huh?
[00:00:53] You don't understand, I feel like I'm on fucking...
[00:00:55] Like, would Junior get out for a funeral?
[00:01:00] That's what this feels like, this is awesome.
[00:01:02] I'm so happy not to be in my fucking house, guys.
[00:01:18] I had cookies today, I'm drinking coffee, the air is fresher.
[00:01:27] I don't even fucking want to do the pie.
[00:01:32] You have to deal with the stress of watching you go up those stairs.
[00:01:35] That's what I've been training for my whole life.
[00:01:38] That's why I have powerful ass haunches.
[00:01:40] If one goes, if the left goes, the right's got the whole thing, no problem.
[00:01:51] You saw how fucking beautifully I hopped out.
[00:02:03] You fucking, I pay, my taxes pay for your fucking welfare.
[00:02:08] I know I'm looking at a bunch of fucking welfare.
[00:02:15] Hey, spending all your food, spending money on scratch offs.
[00:02:20] If you go over to Haazu for on fucking Moravia, yo, they'll fucking let you buy straight
[00:02:28] They ring the shit out his milk and then they pour it down on the fucking drain and then
[00:02:32] they give you any kind of fucking drugs you want, yo.
[00:02:38] It's mostly crushed up light bulbs, but then shit's will get you.
[00:02:39] Then shit's will get you fucked up, yo.
[00:02:42] God damn, I'm just going to do the voice brewing out.
[00:02:48] He has had no one to talk to for weeks, so it's been trapped in the prison of his own
[00:02:55] Dude, every Friday I've been doing mushrooms and water for Rachael Rock.
[00:03:04] And it turns out it prepares you to do that voice.
[00:03:08] In my mind, it's like the hyperbolic time chamber in Dragon Ball Z.
[00:03:12] When you were fucking, they were just fucking trained.
[00:03:15] Is that the one that made some heavier?
[00:03:20] I know I know it's going for, but you were actually factually correct.
[00:03:25] So it's not really a burden, it's just a fact.
[00:03:30] But yeah, every time I took a bunch of those, just doing the Ralph voice for hours, you
[00:03:35] know, it was like time slows down when you're on trues and watching Chris Hemsworth just
[00:03:40] These little zombies with his hammer and shit rules, by the way.
[00:03:44] I just want to say, throw right in the rock rules.
[00:04:00] So did you guys go to that rally in DC?
[00:04:09] I know you saw that on your calendar and you're like, fuck.
[00:04:12] Dude, I didn't know you were making your back.
[00:04:27] I know you're all tired from just marching on the day.
[00:04:34] You do it a lot, but I'm sorry for that.
[00:04:45] I mean, he's got to carry some kind of weight.
[00:05:15] I mean, that's why you're hoeberg pretending I knew what it was.
[00:05:18] It was for it gets its whole shit fucked up.
[00:05:45] So, as far as getting there, hold his back up.
[00:05:52] It's someone breaks your ass high and you can't go without hollering.
[00:05:59] But while you shake your hold right away, they dip the little tip of their mouth.
[00:06:05] So basically, yeah, Thor lives in this world which is like a fighting paradise where all the guys that died at that rally in DC.
[00:06:18] There's much anime watching postage you want to be.
[00:06:22] You die, you die, couple, you can jack off the hand-tives of the race.
[00:06:32] His father is Sir Anthony Hopkins who has one eye.
[00:06:51] Anthony Hopkins is a great actor and they're like, okay, just don't be British.
[00:06:59] He's like, I'll take his balls and I'll accidentally...
[00:07:07] My mother would jack off the hen for $50 each.
[00:07:24] He meets Robert Downey Jr. in this movie.
[00:07:30] I thought you were supposed to be Cal Ripken Jr.
[00:07:47] Did you know that the rumor is Kevin Costner fuck Cal Ripken's wife?
[00:07:58] You get to play with this many babies while we're...
[00:08:08] If you build it, we can return to the time where it was only whites on the field.
[00:08:18] Yeah, the lare is getting knocked off by Calvin and Chad.
[00:08:28] That guy with the tattoos is going to kill me.
[00:08:41] Yeah, I'm going to be a waffle carpenter and I'm going to have the tattoo.
[00:08:44] He's 19 years old and he got a tattoo of me.
[00:08:54] He's going to attempt to kill you, get arrested, and then he's going to go to jail and then
[00:08:59] we're going to cut the hole in his shoulder where your mouth is.
[00:09:11] Can you imagine hiding podcasts that much?
[00:09:16] I mean, can you imagine hating your own body, then?
[00:09:33] You get a tattoo of Adam on your shoulder.
[00:09:41] Well, there's something wrong back there.
[00:09:53] Well, some people make it through smaller balls.
[00:10:04] Who's saying golf has the smallest nuts at all times?
[00:10:07] It's too little more than fucking aerodynamic, dude.
[00:10:12] I'm going to get my nuts replaced with the Oscar Vesorius Scooters.
[00:10:33] Yeah, it's an accidentally killer fiends.
[00:10:40] The story is definitely in jail just pissed off at, like, Elon Musk coming up.
[00:10:45] He's like, damn, there's another white South African that just took my mantle as the shittiest guy in the world.
[00:11:03] It's not that we're just really not done anything bad besides that.
[00:11:10] It's pretty much, yeah, the whole history checks out.
[00:11:41] It's about a robot that wants to bring a far guy back.
[00:11:51] I just, I've made an objective observation about where people should live.
[00:11:59] I'm going to kill Nelson Mandela's daughter.
[00:12:12] It's very corrupt now, but in a different way.
[00:12:27] South Africa and Australia being, first of all, the same country.
[00:12:39] It is funny that Aborigines think that's an instrument.
[00:12:45] I don't know if I have a nice rich culture, but it's like, it's a tube.
[00:13:43] When I was in South Africa in January, some dude hit me up.
[00:13:45] He's like, hey, if you went, I'm a big fan of the porn.
[00:13:47] If you guys want to eat, I think it's really, really hot.
[00:13:56] If you want to watch soccer with me, it's me.
[00:13:58] I'm like, I'm going to make a rap last time.
[00:14:05] Maybe you just got some views on other inferiority.
[00:14:09] We have this new campus path that we can return the page on that.
[00:14:23] Man, how do you not get rid of segregation until, like, Capri Sun is there?
[00:14:31] You're not watching the dog and you're not the same.
[00:14:38] It's like a part you can't remember when there's green people.
[00:14:59] I mean, it went all the way too long, but at least we didn't even know what it has.
[00:15:05] I mean, you know, should it be this song?
[00:15:09] I mean, everyone was doing a different thing.
[00:15:12] You can't get the racist who was in your underwear.
[00:15:19] You got to figure out what kind of hat to wear.
[00:15:33] Can you imagine doing like a private 911 to yourself?
[00:15:41] I just want to just need to run as easy as shit.
[00:16:01] Why somebody stole the plane and killed himself?
[00:16:11] because 2% of shit should go to therapy or whatever,
[00:16:15] but I also have the money to afford the most fanciest suicide.
[00:16:21] You know, I don't need to jump in from a train like a peasant.
[00:16:25] You go all out, like an idiot wedding, you know?
[00:16:32] There's a traditional bar with my cannibal rum
[00:16:47] And I ride the elephants into the David Busters.
[00:16:56] And I'm trying to remember the fuck is so going to David Busters.
[00:17:00] Which is probably just people that don't know you can kill himself.
[00:17:10] We don't have to play video poker for the rest of our lives.
[00:17:22] I'm going to go out and hide air balloon.
[00:17:29] I'm going to just jump off that motherfucker.
[00:17:42] Maybe just use many gummy worms I want.
[00:17:46] In the air, I'm like no, there's a reason to live.
[00:17:51] I'm going to fucking bump the ass off his chair.
[00:17:54] I'm going to shower chairs with these fizzy colas.
[00:18:09] I went to the Vango factory in Detroit.
[00:18:12] I grew up driving around with my friend,
[00:18:18] did you have to put on the makeup before?
[00:18:23] When we just drove in, the gate was open,
[00:18:30] Then there was a security guard that didn't come up.
[00:18:34] We were like, can we go on a door to the Vango factory?
[00:18:55] He leaves, and he comes back 15 minutes,
[00:18:57] and he's like, yeah, I can't do that either.
[00:19:02] Dad, dude, you've been just stolen as much as you've been.
[00:19:07] No, we were just wandering around Detroit.
[00:19:10] We went into, most of the houses are just abandoned.
[00:19:14] So we were like, hang out on the porch upstairs.
[00:19:18] There's this lady that lived in the house next door,
[00:19:20] and she just comes down and looks at us.
[00:19:23] We were like, nah, she's like, all right.
[00:19:36] Dad, should we just buy a bunch of row houses and control it?
[00:19:40] And make it look big, like a fucking...
[00:19:42] Well, the whole city is trying to make it stand.
[00:19:45] Detroit City is basically like a Columbia, like, movie house,
[00:19:50] like, scam, where they're like, you get one movie for a cent.
[00:19:53] And then you have to buy and watch the other ones.
[00:20:00] And you have to pay all the back taxes and then fix the house
[00:20:03] within like six months, or this, like, the land bank trust just takes away from you.
[00:20:08] Yeah, so they'll just go buy a house and destroy it.
[00:20:12] I know all you guys have that kind of money laying around.
[00:20:14] Yeah, well, it's, I mean, it is like $300.
[00:20:22] I mean, I would be if you could go on a tour to take a back.
[00:20:28] That would be a good place to kill yourself.
[00:20:37] Well, I mean, you're giving like Junglo's second hand diabetes.
[00:20:42] That's how the fucking, what's the newest Joker?
[00:21:09] Everyone hates waiting for fucking postage at the post office.
[00:21:14] You know, one day I was waiting at the post office, I just fucking snapped.
[00:21:23] Speaking of sapping, go ahead and snap your underwear off.
[00:21:31] I know it's a lot of show, but hey, we are contracts.
[00:21:48] How many of you are wearing underwear out there?
[00:21:59] We got a new type of underwear that you can shit in.
[00:22:09] If you let them know you're in contact, then you love shooting yourself either by choice
[00:22:14] But you got a great pair that most comfortable pair of underwear you'll ever wear.
[00:22:21] I go out there, I don't know how to read.
[00:22:26] They got a silver line of underwear and shirts that are naturally...
[00:22:32] They still show you how to get them puttin' up.
[00:22:37] Once this silver line gets through with your shit, the baby, your ass is clear that I'm fuckin'...
[00:22:46] Astronauts use to suck the shit out of your ass.
[00:22:53] They got a crudex and duffled bags and shit.
[00:23:16] So you have to go to the W.M. and point this out to your work.
[00:23:19] And if you don't like it, go ahead and complain.
[00:23:24] And they'll refund you and you get to keep you underwear.
[00:23:28] We're going to go to the W.M. and we're still sitting right here.
[00:23:42] Is that, I hope we hit that moment of the show?
[00:23:46] Yeah, so yeah, these animals are really good bits.
[00:23:48] We should circle back and throw a rack around.
[00:23:54] Yeah, so much, because I know Thor is like the white god of hammers.
[00:24:02] Strags like they went white-eater at their own religion.
[00:24:12] Well, he goes, he gets exiled to a trash planet that's controlled by a Jew named Jeff Goldmellow.
[00:24:20] And he's like these in alibor is for the age of Jewish control of government.
[00:24:31] Like all the god, they have multiple gods or something.
[00:24:36] The first one is when the first one is the
[00:24:56] The first one is when the first one is the first one is the third one is the third one.
[00:25:04] The first one is when the Jewish fire department in Williamsburg.
[00:25:10] They have a Jewish fire department in Williamsburg.
[00:25:12] Like, I've just said a Jewish fire department.
[00:25:13] And it's just so funny to imagine that showing up through a fire.
[00:25:17] And then the fire chief is like, how many of you have so much water?
[00:25:32] There's a specific law and order SVU where they think that one of the rabbis is raping kids.
[00:25:40] And they're protected by the Jewish police.
[00:25:43] And they're like, we're dead, we've been shot.
[00:25:48] What are they just arrest cyclists for getting hit by banks, right?
[00:25:53] Yeah, though they throw rocks at cyclists if you're biking through their neighborhood on
[00:26:13] Oh, yeah, yeah, we got that from the car.
[00:26:19] He's jacking off the Kennedy in the book of the law.
[00:26:25] Do we say, do we say on the show before Steve Harvey got us one?
[00:26:32] I think it's all the same, but you're just wearing a big ass yellow.
[00:26:45] He has a special where he's dressed exactly like the mask.
[00:26:50] You came out like four years after the mask.
[00:26:54] No one was like, okay, Steve, I get, you know, you like the suits, but he's literally the exact same class.
[00:27:07] We also said in the car that it'd be cool to connect jumper cables to a girl with large breasts.
[00:27:13] You can connect them to your dick to get a vote.
[00:27:22] And then the one goes to your cocky and you have a shot.
[00:27:25] One of the, as the guy who goes to your cock, the other one is the ground, I think.
[00:27:34] Otherwise you'll blow out our alternator, which is a...
[00:27:41] You just gotta put a big one in it out.
[00:27:43] Come on, Adam, you kind of put your head back to the desk.
[00:27:54] What do you think if, uh, what, what, what if, uh, Owen Wilson was a home-
[00:28:26] Yeah, we get to the Royal Tinney Bums, right?
[00:28:41] Oh, yeah. We get another good song, too.
[00:29:10] We're bailing, like, so early into these biz.
[00:29:12] We did get Owen Wilson for about 43 years.
[00:29:22] It's so funny that we make $4 million in our outfit.
[00:29:30] I like that spring scene broke in the brass table driving up and down the turnpike.
[00:29:39] We're not as bad as us are considered artists.
[00:30:00] Your son now plays in the Easter Eggman.
[00:30:29] This is making Simba watch the SRS operation while I'm sort of like the SRS.
[00:30:36] And then that's why Simba has to leave town.
[00:30:45] What if Donald Trump changes Twitter bio to say it?
[00:30:57] Immediately afterwards, they said that's good.
[00:31:00] That's the only thing you're allowed to say on the show.
[00:31:03] Now, he said that's the one funny thing you're going to say.
[00:31:09] I didn't say one thing you saw on the show.
[00:31:19] We just knicked bounce back when he just started bringing Adam.
[00:31:23] Yeah, we're like, oh, it's so good to have you back there.
[00:31:28] And then a week later, he's like, Adam, you're a fucking faggot dude.
[00:31:35] We're not just at a big clown college or whatever.
[00:31:40] We were sending a peaky barn in the Bailey circus.
[00:32:01] They just fucked your mouth up a little bit.
[00:32:08] You're supposed to the back bad guy, but he's like, it's like a clown.
[00:32:13] Every comic book was like the fucking the raccoon.
[00:32:32] You said that. I kind of ended in comic books.
[00:32:35] I thought it was one called the oriental.
[00:32:46] He's just trying to get a bunch of newspapers.
[00:32:49] But when he takes home on the recycling cart,
[00:32:55] And the guy dressed like a bat, he eats the shit out.
[00:33:00] Yeah, every like 20 comic book was just a guy not doing hate crimes.
[00:33:17] There was a guy that just used to get a swatch and go on his chest.
[00:33:29] I was like, I wonder what's going to happen.
[00:33:31] It's like the Nazis could still win this war.
[00:33:47] Honestly, I would be so sad if one group was not one.
[00:33:51] Because that means no to the Racker on that.
[00:34:04] Yeah, but it was like, it was a nice sense of humor.
[00:34:07] You know, Jeff Goldle again was an integral part of the movie.
[00:34:10] I'm like, he probably wouldn't get cast in the ad strip.
[00:34:14] Maybe Hollywood would have been run by Germans.
[00:34:20] I mean, there would be, honestly, in this case, we're getting a nice hit.
[00:34:51] Conspiracy where German Hollywood is stealing children's shit.
[00:35:07] I waited myself, dude, and I was like, man, I've been living so horribly.
[00:35:12] I've probably been eating like fucking fish that sounds.
[00:35:26] My point is, you know, how shitty my regular life must have been?
[00:35:30] Which has been completely all my cash-doing mushrooms, like, every four days.
[00:35:39] But I was a better writer's boy for two weeks.
[00:35:54] It's like getting sucked off from Master Cheese.
[00:36:16] Hey, where'd you say that, guys, in your community colleges, to read the novelization?
[00:36:21] Oh yeah, I'm saying, I'm sure we have reading the novelization of halo.
[00:36:26] You're better off just being a literary writer.
[00:36:34] What if I can get your parents to go for abortion?
[00:36:39] Isn't there an erotic fiction about halo online?
[00:36:44] Yeah, well, do you want to talk about the robot bitch?
[00:37:01] Can I get another drink on the performance tab?
[00:37:07] Why would you want to fuck a fictional robot?
[00:37:10] Why would you fuck a regular robot who's already in fiction fucking real old?
[00:37:15] I was like, in my fantasy, a robot I still can't fuck.
[00:37:22] It's just been fantasy a billion years from now.
[00:37:28] I just get a beam of like a kiss my dear.
[00:37:33] We're trying to give it a little swoosh.
[00:37:49] Never comes to ring when a woman comes out of the TV and then fucks him and then turns into a robot.
[00:38:03] It ended in the content, so it was just a guy like watching the TV on a robot and just killing him.
[00:38:10] It never made sense until I saw the fun.
[00:38:13] That's like when the E.T. used to play the wire, but they cut out all the frames of body.
[00:38:17] They have seasoned two of us good kids.
[00:38:21] All that stuff with the docs is boring.
[00:38:28] That shit was built in green down though.
[00:38:32] Salute, he got a thrush out on my mom's way.
[00:38:34] Hell yeah, it doesn't wait just for years.
[00:38:37] They should edit power for like past television stuff.
[00:38:59] It's about who owns all the night clubs.
[00:39:04] I was an extra one day on night club power.
[00:39:09] No, you don't get an IMDB credit for an extra room.
[00:39:12] What if you're really killing in the background?
[00:39:14] I mean, that would be a pretty sweet way to stack your IMDB.
[00:39:21] We got, like, I've got so much sympathy for you guys that get so much extra work that they buy in NYPD uniform.
[00:39:28] I guess it was a fake cop for us, my life.
[00:39:34] You think they fucking hit you in the car?
[00:39:36] I don't think they fucking fuck at all.
[00:39:38] I mean, it's a pretty fucking miserable life.
[00:39:40] You're going to pay, like, 70 dollars a day with a day is like 17 hours long.
[00:39:45] And then you just get yelled at for, like, taking too many fried macaroni and cheeses.
[00:39:59] I told this story already, there was that old guy, Warren, who was a real real real.
[00:40:06] He just in that girl's year old day long ago.
[00:40:08] Well, you know, I've been on this production for, since the saw five years.
[00:40:13] He's got the same number of hip operation.
[00:40:16] And then finally he's going to see the dying wall bird walks past him.
[00:40:28] It's shut down by the more talented, but definitely less respected.
[00:40:33] Would you like Mark Walker to beat the Shenanah?
[00:40:50] Because you're not a shopper because you lost his friendship.
[00:40:58] The man who overcame his past violent racism to barely hide it behind his muscles.
[00:41:04] I just listened to his third time story, Home Gym.
[00:41:13] I've been feeling a lot of sneakers that shake burgers.
[00:41:18] Dude, I wanted to have some of them wall burgers.
[00:41:21] He just, Kyrie just came out with, Kyrie just came out with cereal sneakers.
[00:41:27] And then post crunches, he's got fucking kicks.
[00:41:29] And he's got fucking, uh, lucky charms.
[00:41:54] If I had to say what my dick is like as cereal, it would be kicks.
[00:42:14] So you're like, I don't mind that you fucking saw us.
[00:42:18] That's okay to me that you know, right?
[00:42:27] My mom did call me, uh, on the fucking album.
[00:42:34] We were just showing you like she thought she'd call her.
[00:42:36] And I said, stop with your little dick medicine, isn't it?
[00:42:57] I could convince people it was working.
[00:43:05] Although I say that, but I try to rotate it and I just fucking got tired.
[00:43:08] I knew that might have been the secret.
[00:43:13] But they're allowed to just release all this fucking...
[00:43:15] No, a rogue ain't going to fucking hem you up.
[00:43:32] And I could receive it on one side too.
[00:43:34] So it just looks like his eyebrows raise.
[00:44:08] You're 20 years of paying out winners if it had business for a while.
[00:44:13] If you got an easy to use mobile app, play Bed Wind.
[00:44:16] You can bet anywhere they offer live in game wangerings.
[00:44:21] You know, like you could get off pervie shift because you did stop.
[00:44:27] I just like, well now I'm fucking, it's a rock and a hard.
[00:44:30] I could bet on like that guy's going to kill himself.
[00:44:41] I'm just going to win in Charlottesville.
[00:44:48] We got a lot more anger on the left but there's more dodge showers.
[00:45:00] Oh, I'm going to take, I'm going to take, there's good money on end of egens.
[00:45:05] It seems like, uh, there's a good on time.
[00:45:08] So I'm going to take that 21 to win Charlotte.
[00:45:17] Egens are probably, wait, cause first of all no one knows where an egens is.
[00:45:22] I'm going to catch the egia apart and then you just forget where they're.
[00:46:20] It's a great tour of war with the ranch colonies.
[00:46:36] So, you've got a fabulous Muslim country in the world in Asia.
[00:46:49] So, like, in the shop, man dude, this is a simple,
[00:46:55] Anyway, if you want to bet on who's going to win the race war,
[00:47:09] Listen to the other episodes, the reason.
[00:47:14] I think that fits in the whole structure.
[00:47:18] Now, they have to change it because people were waiting too much money.
[00:47:27] You just come 125 and you get an extra 125% momentum.
[00:47:37] He's a good fucking, you're a good fucking, you know?
[00:47:46] You're sure they know what the promo code is.
[00:47:53] It's just like, tell them how you know.
[00:47:58] We were saying in the car, the customer service line of Betteus is not the suicide hotline.
[00:48:07] It's a gentleman in India who's not going to understand about all your problems.
[00:48:15] It's going to be because they have to have a suicide hotline there, right?
[00:48:23] Then when you call it, you're going to worry that it's like your neighbor.
[00:48:35] I feel like I would make me kill myself.
[00:48:36] If I was at a low point, I called up the suicide hotline and I told them what my problems are.
[00:48:40] And then you get off the phone and you're like, oh, now that guy knows.
[00:48:45] It's like one of your, like, yeah, one of your random friends knows.
[00:48:49] That's got to be just like a minimum wage shop, right?
[00:48:55] There should be a suicide hotline in India.
[00:48:58] It's like, yeah, I stop people from fucking killing themselves.
[00:49:04] Your husband died, but I'm like, hey, I fucking watched brain.
[00:49:19] You're the thing I'm trying to go to hell, dude.
[00:49:23] I would have found wine for those of you at home who can't see me.
[00:49:26] You see, I'm worried that you guys are getting yogurt and loyalties?
[00:49:34] It's like some of the other recommendations.
[00:49:42] There was a suggestion yesterday she was like, try to bring up some guys.
[00:49:48] There's an article that he just never smelled at.
[00:49:51] We'd have covered in ass bodies very constantly.
[00:50:04] I feel like John shit myself is God in the fuck I care.
[00:50:19] The people in the fuck I'm sucking his own dirty fucking ass.
[00:50:37] From gay sex with your father, care, and he's not.
[00:50:47] Yeah, sure we got to play the fucking piano or whatever.
[00:50:54] Yeah, we are so much in that of the weird out.
[00:50:56] You know, our songs are a little nerdy.
[00:51:21] Don't play your little motherfucking accordion.
[00:51:31] I'm glad you soon know when to show them.
[00:51:35] I'd like to talk to my guitar hero that's actually Mark Merritt.
[00:51:52] That's more embarrassing than like the Dustin Diamond sex tape.
[00:51:57] I was like, what am I supposed to be going to do for my career?
[00:52:03] Dude, I'm about to start reading my poems when the game comes.
[00:52:08] Do you guys see the Mr. Rogers documentary?
[00:52:11] No, but I wanted to hear him back in the plane about that.
[00:52:24] People have watched it, but I mean, like nobody loved that show.
[00:52:27] Nobody was like coming into school, like, people are like, power rangers and translores.
[00:52:39] Tommy, you have to show people my dick.
[00:52:42] We're not gonna let adults touch your teeth.
[00:52:44] You always want to wait until there's no match to right now.
[00:53:05] Jeremy's making up lies to hurt his parents.
[00:53:14] Well, I mean, that's the tone of the documentary.
[00:53:18] It's like, and he didn't fuck the kids.
[00:53:22] I know you think you probably did, but he didn't.
[00:53:30] By the scared of our teeth, we got away.
[00:53:33] We've got only ingredients for that, right?
[00:53:36] You know, we're gonna watch thousands of kids, thousands of puppets.
[00:53:41] You don't know what is inside the puppets.
[00:53:43] Well, we also- you never did ever explain where he's coming from.
[00:53:49] He's like, best friends with the policeman for someone.
[00:53:59] He came from the same place as a deer hunter.
[00:54:03] So I've been playing Russian roulette all day.
[00:54:10] Now I'm gonna play with some puppets and kids.
[00:54:17] Yeah, you know, never mention Schitt's bird around me, yo.
[00:54:32] I respect what he did in that bathroom.
[00:54:37] But, however, he is a dirty player on the field.
[00:54:56] Yeah, right, right, he's sitting there.
[00:55:09] Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, but, you know.
[00:55:13] You're saying you're confusing elevators with international waters?
[00:55:18] So between two words, you're going to switch over to such a...
[00:55:25] You're going to do your inspection at all.
[00:55:27] You're going to explain to me where the crime occurred.
[00:55:33] I'm sorry, I guess I'll just go free then.
[00:55:39] If you're not, please, it's double check.
[00:55:46] The other such thing is domestic abuse.
[00:55:49] It's the character saying it not somewhere else.
[00:55:56] I don't know if Lamar Jackson has the leadership skills.
[00:56:03] I don't know if I got to seem like he's more of a natural leader than...
[00:56:07] If I can show him, there's so many tangible about
[00:56:14] I think we should convert him to why I'm receiving him.
[00:56:17] Yeah, he's like, oh shit, the place might be too much for him.
[00:56:48] We're going to go to grocery store to get in one of the scooters they have there.
[00:56:52] We're just going to steal it from the store.
[00:56:56] You think the security is going to try and avert an handicap or...
[00:57:01] Which is also weird that they even have those.
[00:57:03] You're going grocery shopping and you're like, oh yeah, I guess I am handicapped.
[00:57:15] Well, they don't want the fattest people to be talking to themselves out while shopping.
[00:57:21] They don't want to get them fucking arrested.
[00:57:27] They don't want to get them as good as possible.
[00:57:29] You come fucking walking around all day, you know what I mean?
[00:57:33] I'll take the trick that we'll be using, I think,
[00:57:35] that the car is tinier so they can't get as much as it is.
[00:57:38] It would be great to see one of those with the full-sized car.
[00:57:48] I'm going to run on to these new ports without an overseas tattoo.
[00:57:51] Let's do daily actual orderized wheelchair.
[00:57:55] It's one of those full-sized shopping parties.
[00:57:58] Just fill the cornice gopey in the snack.
[00:58:14] And I'm out here running for a city council, yeah?
[00:58:17] I heard you basically get immunity for a whole lot.
[00:58:23] You should simply imagine if Charles had a problem,
[00:58:27] We should make a thing campaign for Ralph and Arthur County
[00:58:32] It's convinced Tom that Ralph exists and had him run against
[00:58:42] Seriously, he's going to fucking elect this man.
[00:58:44] We're going to fucking cheer along and even start.
[00:58:49] I'm trying to fucking chill and fucking relax on his head.
[00:58:52] I'm going to fucking mourn when he runs on that.
[00:59:10] I don't think this ever meant as a candidate in history
[00:59:14] that's run over by online, like in fact,
[00:59:16] we need to change the zoning for liberalizing.
[00:59:19] We need to change the zoning for liberalizing.
[00:59:22] Yeah, I got kicked out of the city council meeting
[00:59:31] You have a mind-fucking platform, everybody's royal form.
[00:59:37] You can win it or whatever the fuck you want.
[00:59:40] Don't be a fucking, you know, it don't be a thing about it.
[00:59:43] I'm going, I'm like, I think as much as you want,
[00:59:47] They know you don't have a fucking chicken.
[00:59:50] Yeah, that's just a, look at all the chicken in front.
[01:00:03] Maybe, maybe some like, corset, coffee, cold, get high on.
[01:00:10] You get some fucking do as well in St. Quill as you want.
[01:00:13] Drink Nelson or do you see death being born?
[01:00:19] What would y'all like it prove from Baltimore?
[01:00:25] Okay, here's what we're going to do with the streets.
[01:00:28] If you are a bitch, you are not allowed out on the streets.
[01:00:41] And whatever's in there, I'm buying guns for the people that are in Puff.
[01:00:50] But we will make little, little dick boy tunnels.
[01:00:53] That you can go from the library to your boyfriend's house.
[01:01:01] There's a few places you weren't allowed to go.
[01:01:05] Okay, any other questions about what we're going to do from Baltimore?
[01:01:14] First of all, Inner Harbor is probably the cleanest place I've ever been.
[01:01:17] I think it's going to be me, my queen, that shit.
[01:01:23] That's where I went to, uh, me and my girlfriend celebrated her drama piece.
[01:01:31] So you want me to fuck off that beautiful memory by cleaning some shit that's hanging.
[01:01:35] I don't remember that beautiful evening when Ross just suffered.
[01:01:39] Where she served me off in the Unisix, Haiti cat bathroom.
[01:02:01] Okay, we're going to drop the price of heroin.
[01:02:13] You can fill up as many other big old cups of beer on this.
[01:02:30] Hey, we're looking like a fucking bridespot!
[01:02:34] I want someone to jump the fuck over here and fucking treat you like my dad used to treat me.
[01:02:56] Transportation? Which way do you want to go?
[01:03:04] You're a bitch, so you're staying in a tunnel.
[01:03:16] because everybody deserves old cinnamon fucking sugar.
[01:03:26] I'm starting getting fucking annoyed at you, motherfucker.
[01:03:31] Yeah, they'll figure out a way to run against someone.
[01:03:42] I want you to give them schools fucking gay.
[01:03:52] So you get in, they get you a little free breakfast in the waffles?
[01:04:06] Because honestly, even though school is gay,
[01:04:08] the kids got to go somewhere because I'm sorry to fucking pump their mom.
[01:04:12] Okay, so no more school, but we're going to have a big ass bouncy house.
[01:04:18] And then everybody's mom's got to go pick them up.
[01:04:20] And it's 4 p.m. every day, but guess who's there at 3.55?
[01:04:30] I didn't feel that child support, Ralph.
[01:04:35] 18 fucking years from one little fucking boss to somebody.
[01:04:44] I'm watching Tracerormas just going to make a fox on the car seat.
[01:04:47] I'm supposed to not walk center pussy while I'm watching that shit?
[01:04:54] So yeah, and anyway, honestly, no, child support is such fucking bullshit, you know?
[01:05:05] You have to provide the child with one pair of ravens camo floss.
[01:05:11] You are illegally on the book for that.
[01:05:15] And then every month they have an SK pump when you cook them up.
[01:05:19] That is more than enough spiritual and physical nutrition for them.
[01:05:31] So you have to get the best pussy, who knows how to get the best pussy Keith Mills, yeah?
[01:05:38] It's really heavy in him with the radio sports guy from 98 Rock.
[01:05:42] My man is we're all the good pussy at park village, you know?
[01:05:46] I'm trying to go right up behind a really park, a really nice little party lot
[01:06:02] Yeah, I ain't never heard from that motherfucker, you know?
[01:06:09] I'm not an associate degree, no, Robbie.
[01:06:11] I would be a credit card to his name every couple months, but he doesn't care either, the cancels,
[01:06:16] so he might be down fucking that, he might be dead.
[01:06:20] He should fucking, the money spent, I'll go to rent a centre like a king every fucking night.
[01:06:25] Every couple months we've been used to that fucking credit card.
[01:06:30] Damn, yo, doing this Ralph voice is fucked up on regular points.
[01:06:35] It's a fucking money rated car, I'm fucking...
[01:06:41] And that's the injury that puts you on my September 9th?
[01:06:45] Not the foot thing, it's that you have that voice and no one will ever hire you again.
[01:06:50] You're being ridden by a sounding like that?
[01:07:05] I went to yoga one time and it was like really strenuous at the end, you have like laid out and everyone's real quiet.
[01:07:12] And we're sitting there in a field position and the lady goes,
[01:07:15] time when you imagine a word, it brings you peace.
[01:07:23] I just snore glassed and everyone went out of the room apologizing to everybody.
[01:07:43] She's lying in the middle of a fucking mind that may be what she's talking about.
[01:07:50] Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, just keep doing it.
[01:08:00] We should start thinking of a way to end the shows instead of our lives, you know?
[01:08:07] Instead of just playing the elaborate suicide, so we think how is the show going to end?
[01:08:18] Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
[01:08:22] Yeah, that's it, we're asking questions.
[01:08:25] She said that there's a crisis in East Teemore.
[01:08:30] You said that thing about being a yoga and thinking, I have a very embarrassing thing.
[01:08:37] And I was, I think I took way too many.
[01:08:40] And I just, I was tripping my fucking mouth off.
[01:08:44] And then this beautiful angelic, it was like an age of old way to lose face on it.
[01:09:00] And then I saw it, I was like, oh, I feel great.
[01:09:05] And then I looked at it, I was like, yeah, this is hilarious.
[01:09:08] And in my head, this is all in my head happening, right?
[01:09:11] Because I think I can control, you should be able to control anything you want.
[01:09:16] And then I was like, damn, we'll be telling you this.
[01:09:27] And then, and then, and then, and then, I swear to God, what do you, the way you're putting
[01:09:39] I could control like this, but I could save your cartoon.
[01:09:43] Yeah, I probably shouldn't get it to say racist letters, but.
[01:09:49] Yeah, that's how you know the show is destroying your life.
[01:09:52] We should hire planes of consciousness and it's just that half nude bears.
[01:10:17] And if you're here, if you're on a company show, I'm actually doing a stand up show on a
[01:10:23] So if you're down with that, please come out.
[01:10:39] We're going to finish what you always started today.
[01:10:44] So if you're not, I don't know when to hear, probably not.
[01:10:47] But if you're listening, please come to those shows.
[01:10:55] This guy, this guy, I'm talking to outside of this at the show tonight.
[01:10:58] He works in a brewery and he pitched bomb hit transplant as a flavor of beer.
[01:11:09] But yeah, I think that's the fucking show, guys.