Cum Town | Regular | 09/06/2018
[00:00:00] Recording we're off we're going we just had a really good riffs that we missed because
[00:00:05] Adam was doing the levels and he didn't press record everyone
[00:00:07] No one told me to press record that you don't have the killer instinct to do levels, man. Yeah unlike me
[00:00:15] So here we are everyone is the Wednesday episode mm-hmm. Okay Wednesday app we got
[00:00:24] We have a special guest he's looking at his phone. I have a son of timer and we have our good buddy Brennan air
[00:00:30] Yeah, man. He's worried about saying you're last ever know where he's about it. You know what the problem is tricky man one syllable
[00:00:37] I want to say I read like a priori. Here's the thing man
[00:00:41] You can get it because they used to make people read
[00:00:47] The decline of the western well see one other person has asked me that in history
[00:00:54] Yeah, and that person was also an idiot
[00:01:04] We are not really do you have any relation to Jane's addiction
[00:01:10] That is my aunt yeah, what about air bud air bud air bud air bud is my Twitter handle
[00:01:16] Which I thought was so clever no one can spell my fucking name. So it doesn't matter. There's no they're like good pun
[00:01:22] You know, it's gonna get into the air in space museum
[00:01:25] I do I have a lifetime membership just anything involving
[00:01:36] Dude, you know it's so funny about your Twitter handle
[00:01:37] I swear to God like I know how to say your name and I read your Twitter handle. I read bud. That's the thing
[00:01:43] I was so proud when I thought of it like listen is and I don't even like puns
[00:01:47] Like if I hear a comedian do a pun I'm like what a piece of shit
[00:01:50] But it was the only pun I ever thought of so I'm like this is great. Nobody's ever got it
[00:01:55] I not one person has ever been like air bud. That's pretty good. I literally explained to me right now
[00:02:04] Nick is the right we get it you love wordplay dude. Yeah, I don't even love it. It just makes me don't know how to
[00:02:12] Well, I will say I never have listened to come to I love all you guys, but I've never listened cuz I don't really listen to comedy
[00:02:19] Pod yeah, I know because we do it and it's like I don't care if you I listened
[00:02:23] I listened to the last episode on the way over here and I was sitting in my car like stop
[00:02:28] What the fuck man, you don't know what a Mobius dick is
[00:02:36] The formula for the show is he doesn't know anything. Yeah, we don't really know anything
[00:02:42] 8 but 3d I've been thinking about it more eight. Yeah 3d
[00:02:48] This is what it is and Nick was I heard Nick
[00:02:51] Making it out of I heard him making it out of cardboard on the episode. It's a strip
[00:02:56] It's a circular strip, but there's a twist in it. So I need but 3d. That's what I mean. I guess that's right
[00:03:04] Yeah, I'm obvious trip is like an s with three lines and three super s. Okay, let's do see
[00:03:09] I love it a 3ds. Yeah or 3d 8 all right. So now that we got that under our belts
[00:03:15] We can we can move on with the next topic of conversation
[00:03:21] You guys see Bill Clinton checking out Ariana Grande at Aretha Franklin's funeral
[00:03:26] That's what I have to bring to the table. No, he was horny for her. Nope. See that didn't see it Brendan
[00:03:32] I don't know. I'm horny for everything man. Yeah, I saw in the coffee shop where I write
[00:03:38] Uh-huh. I didn't I'm only saying this because I don't know anything about areas. Let's jump into being horny in general
[00:03:51] You can see you writing a coffee shop. Yeah, you mean stand up. Yes. Do you ever worry that people think you're writing poetry?
[00:04:00] Here's the thing I write because I'm in park slope now I write and there's a woman there writing poetry
[00:04:06] Oh, she will like give me these looks like we're on the same level
[00:04:09] I'm like we're both we're both people. Yeah, I'm like we're not lady. We're not on the same level
[00:04:17] I don't know what you're doing, you know, and it's a little embarrassing
[00:04:19] Yeah, but I can't write at home because if I'm at home, I'll just like do stuff. Yeah, of course
[00:04:25] I can't do the coffee shop, especially like because then you just stare at girls. Yeah, well, that's what I do
[00:04:30] Or a little gay guy in between in between all right. Well, but here's the thing man. Yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:04:36] Comes in well Nick you bought off his shop. What are you why are you trying to go after me?
[00:04:40] Cuz I said you couldn't read no what you save that shit for him. Don't ever fucking come out with that gay guy bullshit
[00:04:46] You dish it, but he can't take it. Yeah, no, it's just not true first of all. Well, don't even try with no
[00:04:53] Oh, Nick's Nick's on edge Nick's on I can 100% take it. I am so
[00:05:08] Just people insulting me and probably I deserved it most. I'm sorry. If you lost some mass is that why you calling you little?
[00:05:15] No, he's doing two days. No, no, no, I just don't understand what you're coming at me. I think you're still upset. Yeah
[00:05:21] Lifting or yeah, yeah, yeah, well only because my schedule was fucked up. Okay, I was just do like five days
[00:05:26] Yeah, you're good. Oh, thanks man. You're good. I food poisoning this week. So that's a good way to get slimmed down
[00:05:32] I threw up about nine pounds of water weight at jujitsu yesterday. Yeah, I need it. I need I really
[00:05:39] Yeah, yeah, I'm a white belt. So don't oh, so you're just starting out. No, no, I've been a white belt for two and a half years
[00:05:46] You fight kids like Kramer style. No, no, I fight. I mainly fight my friend Augie Lutz
[00:05:51] Uh-huh. Also a white he also a white belt. Yeah, I we both feel like we're on the verge of blue
[00:05:57] But hard to say we we train with you our trainer is the same guy trained Lewis to fight Ryan O'Neil. Oh nice
[00:06:04] Yeah, Diego. He's a comedian. Yeah, he's a good. He's a good fighter, but
[00:06:11] It's in Green Point, but it's called Williams work MMA. Okay, I really like it. I really like it. I want to do MMA
[00:06:17] Dude. Yeah, dude. Go to Diego. He's great. Okay, he's great. I think you should avoid visible
[00:06:30] Strong comeback trail a couple years I'll probably be ready in four or five years
[00:06:36] Oh, you might be post activity at this point. Maybe dude honestly
[00:06:39] I'm gonna get those little belts that they had like they like
[00:06:42] Told women in like the 30s if you just have those little belts on your love handles that go like yeah
[00:06:48] Buffer yeah, I'm gonna get that dude or just get one for you and all this
[00:07:01] This cute girl was like kind of like eyeing me on the street, which I don't know why I would think that yeah
[00:07:19] Imagine laser laser fat loss is just they pay a guy to follow you around the city from like 50 feet away and he just
[00:07:32] I'm even aware of his gross sweaty pit.
[00:07:35] You guys should do something about this,
[00:07:37] You read for like a sandwich just in your eyes,
[00:07:45] Wait, so tell us about this gay guy that looks like a gay guy.
[00:07:48] Oh, okay, so I'm in the coffee shop, man.
[00:07:51] So basically Nick's just doing it on his body.
[00:07:53] No, no, smaller than Nick's, smaller than Nick's.
[00:07:55] And he's got these tight, like little tight flimsy shorts
[00:07:57] on his dick is like eight and a half inches long.
[00:08:04] I could not look like, what the fuck dude?
[00:08:07] You know, like I wanted to be like nice dick.
[00:08:24] And like I'm at the age, I guess we're like, I'm not gay,
[00:08:32] Because I'm like, that guy's fucking somebody with that dick.
[00:08:35] And then I'm like, well, I'm thinking of fucking now.
[00:08:39] And then this beautiful woman, it's a very thin coffee shop.
[00:08:42] She walks out of the bathroom, skirt accidentally tucked
[00:08:48] And I'm just sitting there like, this is a.
[00:08:52] Yeah, well, everyone's sexed up in here.
[00:09:04] like a zone in a city where you can just jack off.
[00:09:10] The problem would be it would just be dudes in there.
[00:09:19] It would quickly just devolve into homo and having gay sex
[00:09:37] I mean, I don't think it's the wrong way.
[00:09:44] Are you happy that happened instead of bald?
[00:09:53] But I was having lunch with my friend Andrew Colin.
[00:09:57] And I go, man, hey, man, at least we both
[00:10:04] And I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about, man?
[00:10:07] And he was like, all right, if you say you got a full head
[00:10:09] of hair, I'm going, what the fuck are you talking about?
[00:10:12] And he takes a picture of the crown of my head.
[00:10:26] By 37, everyone's going to have some kind of crown.
[00:10:29] I mean, not everybody, but the guys that keep all their hair
[00:10:34] Like John Kasich has like little boy hair.
[00:10:46] You've been doing stand up for 37 years.
[00:11:00] Yeah, I remember a show I did with him in 89.
[00:11:04] He was burnt out, wrote out by like 21.
[00:11:06] Well, I'm still, I've been in an entertainment industry long
[00:11:08] enough that I know that you used to just lie about your age.
[00:11:17] I've only this year started lying about my age.
[00:11:22] Because I just like you get into your mid 30s.
[00:11:25] So like people ask me and I'm like, I'm 34.
[00:11:31] Yeah, time just goes faster and faster.
[00:11:38] And he's the most like depressing shit because he's like 70ish now.
[00:11:42] And he's like, uh, he's like, you know, it's weird.
[00:11:47] And it's like, you know, like four or five time like moments or something.
[00:11:51] And then it's like, whoop, that's oh, I guess I'm just going to die.
[00:12:03] And most of them are like, most of like not getting pussy missing out on fucking getting
[00:12:09] into a disputed aims over having a receipt and trying to do a return and having the police
[00:12:15] And then being able to prove that he only had three beers.
[00:12:24] But it's true, man, because if I like look back on my life, like, okay, encapsulate my
[00:12:40] There's not a lot, especially a new comedy.
[00:12:42] It's like, Oh, most of my life is at shitty bars.
[00:12:50] And then getting high and then like just wasting days.
[00:12:53] Which is actually pretty fun, honestly.
[00:12:57] I'm sad that like now I'm starting to realize like now I've realized I am going to die.
[00:13:02] So I'm like, Oh, I guess I should do something like now.
[00:13:06] I can't do it with the freedom that I used to just like now when you say you realize
[00:13:09] you're going to die, do you mean like an existential sort of way or do you mean that your
[00:13:12] death is imminent because of your physical medical?
[00:13:15] Yeah, my body's sending me signals that it's like, look, get your affairs in order.
[00:13:19] You don't mean you're going to die someday.
[00:13:25] You know, I feel like I got a good decade in me.
[00:13:29] No, it's funny because it's like I used to live with Chris Cubus and I was 20 and he
[00:13:37] And he was like, always about all this like I got 10 years left bullshit and like laughing
[00:13:42] We'd be drink together until like, you know, five o'clock in the morning.
[00:13:44] And then when it became like, I got five years left, he's like, Oh shit.
[00:13:50] He's like, it takes care of himself now.
[00:13:52] I mean, he got like a girlfriend that doesn't let him like do that shit anymore.
[00:13:55] How do you have like a stomach parasite though?
[00:14:04] He had like ulcers because I remember he had to start eating bugs.
[00:14:05] He had to eat like like chicken livers and rice or whatever because of his all you to be
[00:14:11] I remember he lost a bunch of weight and he was like, Chris, you look good.
[00:14:14] And it's like, you know, he's not doing anything.
[00:14:20] Bro, I would pay good money for a tape.
[00:14:23] It just go that you eat Indian girls diarrhea.
[00:14:35] I was friends with this, this Indian girl in college who like freshman year wore like
[00:14:39] a hijab and then she like took it off, let her freak flag fly.
[00:14:43] So we're doing like molly and raving and stuff.
[00:14:48] And we had like a dinner party one night and it was like, oh, this is our first like adult
[00:14:50] dinner party, but we were all like 19 or whatever.
[00:15:00] Like Romaine lettuce like lazily cut up like Italian dressing on it.
[00:15:07] And then she like the middle of the dinner party went to the bathroom and my friend Dennis
[00:15:12] went in after she and she went for like 15, 20 minutes.
[00:15:15] My friend Dennis went in after and he just walked out immediately and his eyes are watering.
[00:15:19] He's like, dude, I can't explain what's going on in there right now.
[00:15:23] And then I was like, oh, it can't be that bad.
[00:15:28] And I went in and I was like, Jesus Christ, this is like, this is the Holocaust in the
[00:15:35] Which the Holocaust probably smelled pretty fucking bad.
[00:15:40] I had to have but and I feel really bad about this in retrospect, but you were like, I took
[00:15:50] And you're wearing her shit on your face.
[00:15:54] She's a good dumb so bad that everyone stopped hanging out with her.
[00:16:01] Everyone like cut her out of our lives.
[00:16:04] It was like, it was actually it was the worst smell I've ever felt like.
[00:16:07] I feel so bad, but like no one wanted to hang with her anymore.
[00:16:11] She shit her way out of a friend group.
[00:16:13] It's one of those like smells that's like a returning smell.
[00:16:17] It's like somewhere like the particles are in your nostrils.
[00:16:20] It was like, it was do you have any kind of can you.
[00:16:26] Are we talking like it was like the smell was three dimensional.
[00:16:30] It was like it went into your body and like, yeah, everyone's eyes started.
[00:16:34] Like watering and crying into your eyes.
[00:16:37] It would enter like every single like it felt like it was like enveloping you and like
[00:16:46] It smelled like a like a Vietnam veterans cast that he got that he got in Vietnam and
[00:16:54] Yeah, like a like a Civil War medical tent.
[00:17:01] I like the preamble to the story because I thought it was going to have more to do with
[00:17:05] the story when you were like, she had a hijab, but then she lost it.
[00:17:10] She was going to rape and I'm like, Oh, this is going to be great.
[00:17:15] And maybe that's like where the hijab came from.
[00:17:17] And I called you and women were just taking these awful shit.
[00:17:20] And they're like, we got to do something about this.
[00:17:22] I feel really going to the bathroom an hour and 45 minute long process to discourage them
[00:17:31] I've been thinking about this because I like to read like historical novels kind of.
[00:17:36] Did everyone's pussy smell terrible until like still everybody's everything.
[00:17:46] You know how gnarly those fours just everything was probably worked.
[00:17:52] Like it was like, yeah, bath was a luxury.
[00:17:57] Yeah, people use their hands and leaves and I'm pretty sure in Europe, people just straight
[00:18:00] up like perfumed and shit like they didn't even take baths.
[00:18:10] The old timey prostitute like say you're in the any old time really.
[00:18:17] How were they not getting pregnant all the time?
[00:18:21] They probably had ways to like do abortions.
[00:18:23] Yeah, but you can't just rely on like an abortion every week.
[00:18:29] You could fucking like I don't know 40 dudes a week.
[00:18:32] Yeah, like you're going to get pregnant almost every week.
[00:18:35] I remember on it was like guns, germs and steel.
[00:18:38] They were like and now for the germs episode frontier pussy.
[00:18:41] Like different types of, you know, like street walker versus like the madam, you know,
[00:18:52] They had, yeah, they had like prophylactics or whatever.
[00:18:57] And she's like, you know, they made weird condiments.
[00:19:00] Also, I feel like, I mean, they probably life expectancy probably wasn't great of a fucking
[00:19:06] You know, like, you probably got diseases and shit and worst case scenario.
[00:19:10] Just like, all right, well, you're not going to be a whore anymore.
[00:19:12] We're going to find a new one or something.
[00:19:15] Well, that was like, what was that movie?
[00:19:17] Unforgiven where the the whore like got her face cut up and she had to like become the
[00:19:25] And it was like, she's still fucking hotter.
[00:19:36] He will make blood on her and you can pretend you cut her up and then you get the fucker.
[00:19:53] There's a really funny gift I saw online of Harvey Den in the hospital bed when like half
[00:19:58] his face is burned off and nurse Joker walks in and he's like, oh, yeah, he takes the
[00:20:04] mask off and Harvey does like, holy shit, it's the Joker.
[00:20:07] But he couldn't tell like before he did.
[00:20:12] You couldn't tell like until he took the mask off.
[00:20:15] It's just didn't think of when they wrote the thing.
[00:20:18] Obviously it's the fucking Joker's green hair.
[00:20:23] Like they see two face and they're like, is that two face or like, hold on?
[00:20:45] I feel like I haven't been writing at all, dude.
[00:20:51] My gambling problem has gotten really bad.
[00:20:55] And what's great is that there's a really good reliable site that you can gamble on.
[00:21:05] Wait, what's the name of the website for...
[00:21:07] It's probably important that you say that part.
[00:21:13] So we completely exclusively on BeddDSI.com.
[00:21:27] What's great about it is that you have an easy to use mobile app.
[00:21:33] Most sites don't have that kind of shit, but I'm always on my phone gambling.
[00:21:43] And I gamble on whether I get some kind of weird gonorrhea or not.
[00:21:50] You know, that's what I look for in the gambling site.
[00:21:58] Like I said, live in game wagering, so you know.
[00:22:04] Sometimes you make a bet and you're losing at halftime.
[00:22:12] So I like to do that quite a nice amount.
[00:22:27] If you're gonna do it, if you're gonna, you know, break God's laws, I would recommend doing
[00:22:38] If you use betdsi.com, I guarantee you the Catholic Church will grant you a...
[00:22:51] Only website where indulgences are guaranteed by the Catholic Church.
[00:22:56] I will say this, and I don't want to interrupt your read, but I...
[00:23:01] I've never met a man betting on football who wasn't an Irish cat.
[00:23:10] You didn't know enough de-jettered Greek pieces of trash in my neighborhood.
[00:23:15] Plenty of fucking Greek marriages have ended over people betting too much on the Ravens.
[00:23:22] Dude, my friends would just bet on their favorite teams.
[00:23:30] And it's like, guys, they never have won.
[00:23:41] Because if you go to bettside.com and use promo code COM120, that's capital C lower case.
[00:23:59] Well, how did that seat seat seat pass work out?
[00:24:03] He may have lost immediately after I said to pick him for the whole tournament.
[00:24:07] But, you know, we're going to go... the good money?
[00:24:17] She's not allowed to wear clothes anymore.
[00:24:21] Just wear a coconut bra and put a bone through her nose.
[00:24:28] So that's who I'm betting on, is Serena Williams for the Open.
[00:24:30] And then coming up next week, we're going to... I mean, soon we're going to have real football picks.
[00:24:40] That's just me and you talking, Brendan.
[00:24:51] The first year I became a full-time stand-up, I had no idea.
[00:24:57] Which I clearly should have had an idea.
[00:25:00] But I had no idea that nobody was taking taxes out of me.
[00:25:19] And do you learn how to do a Schedule C and knock all that fucking money down?
[00:25:27] This idea that you can fuck up, make $20,000 to barely live off of.
[00:25:31] And then the federal government's like...
[00:25:36] And the state needs an additional three.
[00:25:49] And I was like, it's my only chance, man.
[00:25:54] And I won fucking $6,700 playing black.
[00:26:03] When you owe taxes on all those gambling.
[00:26:06] I think because if it's not up to $10,000, they don't report it.
[00:26:13] If you withdraw money from a casino, they have to report above $10,000.
[00:26:19] But the fact that they don't report anyone.
[00:26:21] And you paid those, remember when you paid that?
[00:26:25] Yeah, because I do know a lot of IRS guys listening to come down.
[00:26:32] I would be surprised if the FBI isn't listed, at least in episode of the show.
[00:26:38] I suspect them of having sort of, and I'm always over the top with what I think their capabilities are.
[00:26:43] I've personally been under investigation and so is Jake Flores.
[00:26:47] And it was like, around the time Jake was on the show, so I would not, I would not be surprised.
[00:26:51] I suspect them of having like auto listeners on almost every podcast that comes out, like
[00:27:03] Yeah, I read a great article recently about, and I totally believed it.
[00:27:10] And I'm not a conspiracy guy, but it was about how Osama bin Laden was a prisoner in Pakistan
[00:27:23] And it explained a lot where they were like, yeah, why was he just in this house in Pakistan?
[00:27:33] Yeah, the idea was Pakistan was holding on to him to use him to use him as a bargaining
[00:27:39] chip with the US waiting for the time to be right.
[00:27:42] That's why when we went in, there was no guards, there was no guns, there was no opposition.
[00:27:49] Wait, those are the United States is in collusion with Pakistan?
[00:27:52] No, so what happened was Pakistan was holding him.
[00:27:56] As an argument, I mean, there's no like gun.
[00:27:58] But then a guy, because he was under arrest.
[00:28:05] No, that was all that in this article, at least, that was all a lot.
[00:28:09] You're saying article, do you mean just blog that you read?
[00:28:11] No, it was the way the conspiracy does work is like, look, this all fits the facts, except
[00:28:16] for a couple of her, we're going to call lies.
[00:28:18] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[00:28:23] This guy, this was by a, I forget the guy's name, he broke the, he broke the My Lye massacre
[00:28:33] So he's, he's pretty cool, but also a little shaky, like he's fucked up a few times.
[00:28:38] So it's hard to say, like he's done some pretty credible stories, but also has lied sometimes.
[00:28:45] So what this story is saying is there were no guns, there was no opposition.
[00:28:55] The plan was to kill him, take him to a mountainous region in between Pakistan and Afghanistan
[00:29:05] But then one of the helicopters crashed and changed everything.
[00:29:13] And when it was like 10 helicopters it crashed.
[00:29:17] They landed so far away from the compound.
[00:29:27] A bottom body also that was like a military barracks.
[00:29:32] He's in the same like, that's part of the theory is why they had him under house arrest.
[00:29:38] I mean, Pakistan is kind of plausible to me.
[00:29:41] Pakistan definitely was like talking about Osama.
[00:29:48] Pakistan's position was to back the Taliban like leading up to 9-11.
[00:29:52] And the United States just followed in lockstep because like we're like allied with Pakistan
[00:30:00] Like what I think I know is that Pakistan needs Afghanistan to always like whoever's
[00:30:06] in charge in Afghanistan needs to either be in control by Pakistan or subject to their
[00:30:12] will to a certain extent because they can't be flanked by somebody is allied with India.
[00:30:19] So like Pakistan just blindly propped up the Taliban and the Taliban was like harboring
[00:30:24] and helping train Al Qaeda like leading up to 9-11.
[00:30:29] And then after that, like, you know, the United States is like, oh, well, we have this war
[00:30:32] on al Qaeda and by extension, the Taliban of Pakistan.
[00:30:37] Well, because on top of that, we were dumping a ton of money into Pakistan.
[00:30:41] So they needed to be like, yes, there was plenty of like private military contracts
[00:30:45] and shit that that necessitated like a foreign policy that was, you know, appeasing whatever
[00:30:51] But there was like, was it the battle of Torah, or whatever?
[00:30:55] There was something where in the first couple of months in the war in Afghanistan, like they
[00:30:58] only sent in like special forces, basically, and they like surgically removed most of like
[00:31:05] Well, they had Osama bin Laden had Torah, but then he escaped.
[00:31:08] And well, also, I think it was at Torah, like Pakistan, they like negotiated to have a couple
[00:31:14] of like Pakistani agents that were working with the Taliban removed from like, you know,
[00:31:22] And then Pakistan just sent in and like took out thousands of fighters.
[00:31:26] Yeah, thousands of people they brought back.
[00:31:28] The other thing that like we they don't you don't hear about as much because it's considered
[00:31:32] a failure because Osama bin Laden escaped.
[00:31:35] Like I'm pretty sure I could be wrong, but I'm I think speak recklessly, brother.
[00:31:41] I think that the battle of Torah, Bora, essentially like crippled Al Qaeda, like we killed, they
[00:31:47] a lot of fighters died, like a lot like pretty much like everyone who was in that compound,
[00:31:53] except got got Osama bin Laden kind of got got pretty sure.
[00:31:58] Also wasn't he just like it was like a comfortable ass little McMansion type place.
[00:32:11] It was as nice as Anders Brevick's prison.
[00:32:15] The guy that Norwegian guy who had PlayStation.
[00:32:18] Yeah, they they say that, but it's like it was like nice for a house in Pakistan.
[00:32:24] Like if you see pictures of it, you'd be like, I don't really want I don't want to live
[00:32:29] Who really is the biggest victim in Osama getting got that weekend was Seth Myers.
[00:32:35] It was the fucking correspondence dinner that he was hosting.
[00:32:38] And then and Obama was just sitting there.
[00:32:42] Someone whispered they were pretty new and he was just sitting there like hanging out
[00:32:46] They're knowing that tomorrow no one is going to give a shit about anything.
[00:32:49] He should have pulled his dick out of the correspondence dinner.
[00:32:52] It would have gotten buried by Osama again.
[00:33:11] He like went out of his way to be nice.
[00:33:12] It was so funny if you were like pretty sure he fucks kids.
[00:33:27] I just watched him and he was going just a second.
[00:33:30] If the entire auditorium was filled, he was underneath.
[00:33:35] I was like, we don't have anywhere to go.
[00:33:39] I'll be out of just, I'm just cleaning up.
[00:33:53] We had a meeting for my podcast, the Rad Dude Cast.
[00:33:59] Oh yeah, listen to the Rad Dude Cast, everyone.
[00:34:05] We had a meeting talking about the podcast.
[00:34:08] And Stone is just coming off a writing gig
[00:34:10] where he's in this super PC fucking liberal,
[00:34:24] So he's sitting there and we're having this meeting.
[00:34:27] We've just said some crazy stuff on the podcast.
[00:34:30] Like, I don't want it to come back and wreck our career.
[00:34:34] Maybe we gotta like dial it back a little bit.
[00:34:38] I just think maybe, like, let's be careful.
[00:34:42] We start recording within fucking 45 seconds.
[00:34:56] And I go, Greg, we just had a fucking meeting.
[00:35:02] It's pushing up on the bottom of my throat
[00:35:05] and breaking my teeth for these tie boys.
[00:35:17] and he like comes into the green room frantic or whatever.
[00:35:24] And Anthony's like, no, it's not a name
[00:35:29] It's not even remotely close to anyone on the lineup,
[00:35:57] He's like, we got a caller on the line.
[00:36:00] And it's like, you don't have a phone up, man.
[00:36:03] I don't know what you're talking about.
[00:36:07] He's like looking at you guys in the eyes.
[00:36:17] When I was listening to the comptown on the way over here,
[00:36:20] I was like, this is perfect because you guys
[00:36:26] And we had a character bit we didn't get to last Rad Dude
[00:36:33] And I was like, this is perfect because we were going to do
[00:36:37] But he's real mad because all the Vietnamese guys
[00:36:46] And I was like, this is fucking perfect.
[00:36:49] What's fucking Charlie when doing here?
[00:36:54] Yeah, he's just fucking Marilyn Monroe.
[00:36:56] This is everyone John McCain ever jacked off to as a kid.
[00:37:00] Man, a lot of people fuck Marilyn Monroe.
[00:37:04] It was pretty rude with a bunch of Frank Sinatra
[00:37:23] Some guy told you Joe Demagio raped Marilyn Monroe.
[00:37:39] It was at Yankee Stadium in center field.
[00:37:53] You know, I was just at the hotel where
[00:37:56] Kennedy used to fucker the Carlisle Hotel.
[00:38:01] It is also the hotel where Woody Allen does his jazz
[00:38:09] I was like, yeah, I can't play any of the.
[00:38:12] But I'm like, I'm really into like the ethic, the ethos.
[00:38:17] I really like what you guys are all about.
[00:38:29] No, how can you go see Woody Allen play jazz?
[00:38:31] Oh, I thought you meant fucking John F. Kennedy
[00:38:35] Yeah, they have a collection of tunnels and secret passages
[00:38:41] for powerful men to have sex with women.
[00:38:44] Because he had an apartment at the Carlisle
[00:38:47] It was called the New York White House.
[00:38:54] Because I was having dinner on the Upper East Side,
[00:38:56] and we walked past it, and we walked in.
[00:38:57] Because there's that famous bar that guy
[00:39:11] No, anyway, but I was like, how can we see Woody Allen?
[00:39:14] They're like, oh, yeah, it's like $200 a person.
[00:39:17] So basically, like, you hate Woody Allen.
[00:39:20] It's expensive enough to prohibit anyone that hates Woody Allen
[00:39:24] to buy a ticket for a kid like yours and be like,
[00:39:28] So it's like, you have to be a Woody Allen.
[00:39:31] I feel like there's better jazz musicians.
[00:39:36] To pay $200 to see Woody Allen play the clarinet.
[00:39:38] No, you're there to see a guy in a bucket hat.
[00:39:40] Jazz is only a thing you pretend to like.
[00:39:47] I think David Brew, what the fuck is that guy's name?
[00:39:52] But I'm, but I'm, but I'm, but I'm, but I'm, but I don't know.
[00:40:11] Breathing, breathing on her pussy through the panties.
[00:41:02] They're like plays. Yeah, you know, they're more of plays on the movies. I don't quite I don't quite I don't show Gilmore girls
[00:41:14] It's supposed to be a good show doing dialogue like rap is
[00:41:22] Yeah, it's apparently good show to wear underwear to I
[00:41:25] Love wearing underwear. I'm not watching Gilmore girls. I love taking off whatever underwear
[00:41:30] I currently have on and throwing it away in favor of Mac Weldon underwear from Mac Weldon calm. Mm-hmm the easiest
[00:41:39] Shopping experience yep on the Internet easy. Yep, click by
[00:41:45] Where where they send you the underwear you look a two-step process you buy the underwear you wear it no
[00:41:54] Are you tired all these plays you buy underwear some guy puts it on walks it over to your house?
[00:41:59] You have to wear his fucking nut sweat. I hate that middleman
[00:42:05] Every time I wear underwear from anywhere but Mac Weldon my mailman wears it my mailman does it to my girlfriend, but not me
[00:42:11] Yeah, well, you don't have to worry about that Mac Weldon calm
[00:42:15] they believe in smart design premium fabrics and simple shopping and
[00:42:24] You get the mail or something over there
[00:42:27] Silver line of anti-microbials shit shirts and underwear. Yep. They're naturally odor-eating. Do I?
[00:42:35] Should I be concerned concerned about microbials? Oh, yeah
[00:42:42] We'll tell you this if that little gay guy was wearing Mac Weldon underwear even with all that cockreel statey head
[00:42:48] It was huge man even with all that it would be odorless. That's how powerful these anti-microbials are
[00:42:54] If you're that little gay guy with a big-ass dick buy Mac Weldon if you're anyone else also buy Mac
[00:42:59] But here's the thing like real big dicks man and buy Mac Weldon
[00:43:05] Real big dicks they don't gain that much in erection form. I've noticed. Yeah, but they still sweat
[00:43:13] I heard they get they still sweat more poor. Oh sure. Yeah, absolutely
[00:43:19] Silver package. Yeah, don't get me wrong that guy. I think let's not let's not discourage our big dick friends
[00:43:27] I certainly don't want it. Look big dick small dicks any kind of day ladies dick, you know, you're a trans woman out there
[00:43:33] That's kept her girl penis. I did a riff on a show in Brooklyn last night that
[00:43:39] Wasn't funny, but when especially bad in Brooklyn
[00:43:42] Where I said I'm trying to get my dick sucked by a trans woman so that I can go back to calling him trannies and
[00:43:54] I wouldn't even if you do get your dick sucked by them
[00:43:57] You still can't like there's people to try that and they do that bit to the point where they actually go get their dick
[00:44:02] Suck right trannies and they still get in trouble for that's the thing so what I it turned out to be it was real
[00:44:08] And then I lately I've been into doing myself a big hole at the beginning of my set so then I said fuck you
[00:44:13] You all be sorry when I'm getting my dick sucked by a tranny
[00:44:19] And then I got him back I got him all back
[00:44:31] $25 off your order and tell you what if you don't like the underwear you can complain about him call up
[00:44:36] Oh earlier bet the assays 24 7 customer
[00:44:50] And I don't think this underwear is antimicrobial
[00:44:55] That's a German company we don't wear underwear. We just shit directly into our pants anyways
[00:45:02] Yeah, macwell calm check them out and we're back to digging ourselves into a hole
[00:45:08] But tranny that it's one letter off. I don't cool to if you have you
[00:45:16] Yeah, I don't know it does sound fun. Well, it's only five letters off from the N word you can't say that
[00:45:27] For letters if you use the N you save the N
[00:45:33] And you could do if you wanted to do sort of a Y instead of an I you could try that
[00:45:40] If that works for you wait, there's a that that we're sweetest store in Times Square
[00:45:45] It's already called that is it no, it's like NYGA RD. Oh
[00:45:50] Oh really nigh guard. Yeah, I've spent many days waiting for an opportunity to take a picture of that sign
[00:45:57] It's Times Square. There's always somebody watching it that knows exactly what you're doing
[00:46:04] Elmo walks up to you. That's a good bit. Yeah, it's the real Elmo
[00:46:22] Except I'm sorry I made that joke about my Elmo molesting you he has been exonerated
[00:46:26] From molesting that one guy. I saw Elmo getting arrested once
[00:46:30] Shout out to Keith Ellison for raping and beating his girlfriend. Yo that article pissed me off
[00:46:35] Conservatives are so they just they're so good at this and and like
[00:46:40] Controlling and yeah, well and liberals have like no way to handle it
[00:46:44] They have to be like let's not jump to conclusions here
[00:46:48] But we should hear this woman out like no one has the spine to just be like no
[00:46:52] She's a fucking lying insane bitch and they just can't do it. Yeah, so now I guess Keith Ellison got if you didn't know
[00:46:59] You got me to basically for having a messy relationship
[00:47:05] Like emotional problems or whatever it didn't work out and they broke up and he was letting her stay
[00:47:10] Until she could find her in place. He let her stay at her house and then she's just being like a fucking layabout or whatever
[00:47:15] Not doing anything so he comes in the bedroom one time and she's just laying on the bed
[00:47:19] Could you take the trash out if you're not gonna like have a job or do anything?
[00:47:22] Yeah, she's ignored him and I guess there's some kind of dispute where she says he pulled her off the bed which
[00:47:28] Pull that bitch off the bed. It's your fucking house. She's not cleaning shit. You know, I mean you're like there's no relationship
[00:47:35] Between them anymore at least take out the fucking garbage and then people are like well
[00:47:39] That's domestic abuse. He beat her that no what they're calling it is they're calling it. She's calling it that she called narcissist abuse
[00:47:47] Like a psychological classification of anything. It's just something that started online. Yeah, and they're like trying to
[00:47:56] Yeah, then the New York Times has to be like is emotional abuse the new aspect of the Me Too movement
[00:48:01] It's like concerns me go ahead. Let it. I look I will throw as much gas on this fire
[00:48:09] At this point fucking that's where it gets scary where it's like oh just being a bad boyfriend
[00:48:15] Yeah, me too like cuz then it's like well
[00:48:18] Who's innocent yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, who's innocent can you get me to for cheating on some yeah?
[00:48:23] Yes, we're not sending texts back. Yeah
[00:48:29] Is that what a damn that's wild. I mean it's it's so it's it's really insane
[00:48:34] But granted the Democratic Party has not like asked him to step down. Oh really no no and
[00:48:40] The article did make some attempts to be like kind of measured
[00:48:43] But like to be honest it wasn't like I shouldn't have been published like it was like
[00:48:48] They like she said that oh she has video of the event and then she said that she would she didn't have some
[00:48:54] Victim's responsibility to prove their claims and then she said that her email and her
[00:49:00] Gesture no no no I mean it is no no no I don't I mean you should have and then she claimed that
[00:49:07] She was hacked by Keith Ellison and he deleted all the evidence so basically she was just
[00:49:13] Clearly hacked by Keith Ellison. Yeah the famous world famous hacker Keith
[00:49:21] So Nick do you think it's like cuz you were I remember your your thing has always been like
[00:49:26] Republic is just gonna use this again as a weapon. Yes. Oh, of course. Do you think she's like on some payroll or some shit?
[00:49:31] No, I know it seems like she's just crazy
[00:49:34] Yeah, and she's mad that you got broken up with yeah
[00:49:36] She's gonna do crazy shit because crazy people have always existed and they've always done shit like this right right?
[00:49:41] Yeah, like everybody know everybody who's dated people is a fucked up and accidentally fucked somebody nuts
[00:49:49] At one point. Yeah or at least yeah and fucking least the people that have sex are the crazy ones. Yeah pretty much
[00:49:59] Brennan you must have a lot of sex, bro
[00:50:12] I think me too. Yeah as well. I I tried to fuck a lady in the mental hospital
[00:50:21] Is it like camp do people like hook up the good mental hospital? I was in was fucking tight
[00:50:27] Food was good that cake at every meal. Oh, I was like you guys are pieces of shit
[00:50:32] Yeah, like you don't have a little bad every time
[00:50:36] I always wanted to be put into one of those like tuberculosis sanatorium. Oh that will this to die on the side of a mountain
[00:50:42] What I kept telling that's all I kept telling them in there
[00:50:45] Yeah, when I was like at the height of my depression
[00:50:47] I was like find me in asylum. I don't want to get I don't want to go out
[00:50:51] Just find me a place where I can sit in a chair and like read books and fucking like look around
[00:50:59] I don't know if there's some pool that'd be nice. I don't like but I don't want to leave right
[00:51:03] Yeah, I want to sit under a blanket next to some like you know continental stately British man
[00:51:09] Yeah, I was eyeballs are being out by worms
[00:51:20] Let him have his pipe. Yeah, man. That's all I wanted but yeah the real mental Institute was good man
[00:51:26] It was fun in there. I tried to fuck a girl in there and she was not having it
[00:51:31] I mean it wasn't no no there wasn't rules that said you can fuck explicit rules that you cannot fuck
[00:51:45] It's gonna get his nut off no matter what but yeah, I tried to fuck and she was
[00:51:49] More religious than it I thought but based on her tits
[00:52:01] The mental institution just little straight jackets
[00:52:04] Yeah, I was gonna have to I was gonna have to go no there were no condoms provided
[00:52:09] Then I get her pregnant Sue the mental hospital. Yeah, dude. I was I was a crazy
[00:52:13] This is not you like you start fucking a girl in the mental hospital and then you're like dating her and you catch feelings
[00:52:19] And then she breaks up with you for the head doctor. Yeah
[00:52:23] Doctors like look we talked about this man. Yeah, like I understand you're upset, but these things
[00:52:34] Just got to find some peace yourself. You're not a bad guy
[00:52:41] Then people just have more to offer than you like being the head doctor
[00:52:49] What did you expect right? You don't think you don't think there's guys out there that I'm jealous
[00:52:54] Now look at them. I say why not that why am I not them?
[00:52:57] You know obviously not in this hospital the best one
[00:52:59] I'm the king of the fuck about it in here put in the real world, which you don't have access to
[00:53:04] Would you're not allowed out and if you were to be allowed out on a day pass I have to sign it
[00:53:13] Hypothetically, you know there was a there was a
[00:53:17] NFL player in there with me and it was the best because
[00:53:21] Because I can't say it's like that's like real important. Yeah, but uh, I really the rules were out the window for that guy
[00:53:30] He was what if you're like, yeah, there's a guy in there
[00:53:33] I can't say it was because you know NDA's and stuff, but he's a famous parody musician
[00:53:38] According plays accordion every afternoon pretty strange
[00:53:54] But this dude like clearly had just like had a setup through the team in the hospital like
[00:53:59] Because he would just leave and go like
[00:54:02] Have barbecues with his family and then come back and we'd all be like, I got what the fuck happened man
[00:54:07] I just went to his pool for three hours. He's a millionaire
[00:54:15] Ct I don't want to say too much, but he was it was definitely
[00:54:19] Playing football doesn't help your brain. Yeah, and he was and a lot of those guys have painkiller issues
[00:54:30] Kind of all of them have painkiller issues and they don't they cover that up a little bit
[00:54:34] But it's just like like it's like candy and the NFL's so fucked up that they like test harder for weed
[00:54:39] That's what's crazy. That's what's crazy is they won't leave them the fuck alone on weed like the NBA
[00:54:44] Leaves you alone about we all those guys smoke weed and it's it's against the rules, but they don't test for it
[00:54:50] Of course and the NFL should be the exact same, but they test for weed all the time and nobody's testing for painkillers
[00:54:57] Cuz they need painkillers, you know cuz it's they're legal, but it's like but they're all fucking just hooked on that shit
[00:55:03] Cuz it hurts playing the NFL hurts really bad. Yeah, I'm my fucking shoulder still hurts from high school football
[00:55:11] Dude those guys are fucking but if the trade-off is you get to be addicted to painkillers
[00:55:16] That's worth anything you can do to find a excuse
[00:55:25] One of the guys on the Browns got cut just now for insider trading. Yeah the Browns are idiots
[00:55:33] It's so easy to commit insider trading. Yeah, I know people fuck up and do it all
[00:55:40] That's what's frustrating cuz it's like it's it's hard to know like like for for like a guy who's not necessarily
[00:55:47] super educated on the process in terms of just some friend of yours calls you and it's like hey invest in this stock
[00:55:58] A lot of SEC rules aren't like super intuitive. Yeah, like a lot of them aren't in a lot of people a lot of people
[00:56:04] They hear about investing like as a kid and then they come up with pump and dump scams on their own
[00:56:08] They're like oh, yeah, if I just go online and tell people like this company's great
[00:56:12] Right, I can get people to buy the stocks after I buy it
[00:56:16] The price goes right, you know, and then it's like oh, yeah
[00:56:20] No, that's like a serious fucking crime and like yeah, I can't do that
[00:56:23] You know there was I think there was one case with like a kid who was like 15
[00:56:26] It was just doing that and made like way too much fucking money and eventually the SEC corner
[00:56:31] Yeah, you know just pumping and dumping penny stocks
[00:56:34] I think they said that people are surprised it is like a little fishy that the SEC like pursued it because there's a lot of
[00:56:41] White-collar crime. That's like way worse. Yeah, it sounds like he made like a 1.2 million
[00:56:46] He made a lot of money and the Browns are idiots
[00:56:47] I mean, I'm a huge Browns fan, but I hate the Browns
[00:56:52] Owner and draft day I hate it was that your favorite movie of all time
[00:57:06] But the Browns are idiots because that guy's been under investigation for like two months and they they picked him up and paid him a lot
[00:57:13] Of money and we're like oh, we thought he was on the Eagles
[00:57:15] And they were like we thought he was the victim and it's like well
[00:57:18] Then you didn't investigate because you could have made like two phone calls and no
[00:57:35] Yeah, we're investigating them for child pornography like all I thought maybe there was pictures of him as a child
[00:57:44] I always thought it was funny like remember like catch me if you can yeah that guy like the FBI Frank Abig
[00:57:46] Catch me if you can yeah that guy like the FBI Frank Abig
[00:58:08] There's a four-year-old Robin banks we need someone to fuck
[00:58:18] Oldsmobile 88 nothing but a pocket full of butterscotch candy
[00:58:26] It's been in a cell is hair and fingernails
[00:58:30] Why don't more I can't believe there was there was a movie is called black hat and had I think Thor in it
[00:58:35] He was yeah Thor was in it and you know he's jacked because the actor is huge
[00:58:39] Yeah, and to explain why a hacker was jacked it so he didn't get raped in prison
[00:58:46] Those that they came up with they're like why is this guy strong? It's like oh, so it's not as he doesn't get sodomized
[00:58:53] In fact he got so jacked you figured why don't I give raping a try?
[00:58:56] I give it a whirl. I mean I did all these pull-ups. I might as well get some boy pussy out of it
[00:59:01] My I think the like the first bit I ever did and I dropped it because it's kind of hacky
[00:59:06] But the first bit I ever did was about like yeah, how they say like
[00:59:11] Don't drop the soap like in prison. It was like a guy coming out of prison be like guys
[00:59:21] You can do whatever you want with the soap they're gonna fuck
[00:59:25] Yeah, you should bring back that's a great job. Yeah, that's a great job
[00:59:33] What was it oh I can't be more people didn't forge check so that catch me if you can guy like I had to write a check recently
[00:59:39] It's just a note. They're like yeah, here's it's an IOU basically it's so fucking checks are dumb as shit, dude
[00:59:44] Mm-hmm. Yeah, well, but you need to think there's numbers on them. You need like he knew he figured it all out
[00:59:51] You know the little do you think you really use those little stickers the planes? Yeah?
[01:00:04] Shitting and pissing himself and then looking at a book called reading for
[01:00:12] Nothing is happening. We'll push it to the limit place
[01:00:23] And then him just getting stuck underneath the sneeze guard of Bob Evans
[01:00:39] They're like sir, this is just barbecue
[01:00:49] The post office you're like isn't that the bank they're like no similar hours and attitudes but completely different spots
[01:00:56] And then at the end he's like catch me if you can
[01:01:05] Pay your father I don't think you did any crime. We're just worried about
[01:01:21] We're gonna cleave him this weekend should we go to the rock and roll Hall of Fame?
[01:01:24] I wouldn't unless you like you know what's you know what this is what it is. I'll tell you exactly what it is guys
[01:01:30] But you guys with prostate cancer pretending they were cool for 40 years ago pretty much
[01:01:34] Yeah, but it this is what it is and it's a little bit interesting. It's a costume museum. Yeah
[01:01:39] There's no there's very few like exhibits beyond your you will see all
[01:01:46] All all of all of your favorite rock and roll bands costumes so that part of it's interesting
[01:01:53] Yeah, it's like you're not gonna see much more than that
[01:01:56] So I don't know something to maybe shit on when we do I would do a live pod
[01:02:00] I would go to I would go to Sokolowski's it's a it's like a Polish Dela contestant which which where they've got fucking crazy
[01:02:13] Pickles no, what are those little with the way
[01:02:16] Perogies like perot. It's just like a it's like a cafeteria style lunch joint
[01:02:21] That's like Cleveland's a very Eastern European nice. So
[01:02:25] Yeah, it's Sokolowski's deli is good. If you like corn beef, I'd go to
[01:02:31] Slimens best corn beef sandwich in the country. I think
[01:02:39] The clubs great are you guys gonna be at
[01:02:44] No the rooms great especially if I don't know what you're following is like in Cleveland if it's full because it's a huge room
[01:02:51] It's a huge room. It's got a balcony, but if it's like
[01:02:55] The balcony doesn't need to be packed, but if the rooms packed it's fucking hot like it's a great room
[01:03:00] I'm sure the clubs fun. The people are nice owned by Greek. Shouts out Nick. Yeah, Nick. It's great. Yeah, Nick
[01:03:06] Oh, that's right. You'll get along. Have you ever met? Yeah, okay. Yeah, you love it. I love I love fucking yeah
[01:03:12] Yeah, yeah, it's a great club. Yeah, they put I don't know what they're doing for the festival
[01:03:16] But they usually put you up at a pretty nice hotel. We're in some hotel. We're the highest nice
[01:03:21] It's right. It's like across the street. We also got to buy those plane tickets
[01:03:31] Well, hey, thanks for coming on. This is great. Yeah, you want to plug your podcast? Yeah, we my podcast is it's kind of similar
[01:03:39] It's probably it's probably for it probably be great for
[01:03:43] comtown fans that are a little on the dumber side
[01:03:54] So follow the red do cast an iTunes subscriber at least give it a check out
[01:03:58] I do it with Greg Stone and and Anthony DeVito and then you do premium episodes on patreon it
[01:04:05] Well, we do we're moving away from that because we have a pretty big announcement coming up soon
[01:04:19] Announcement man, I can't thank you guys enough for having
[01:04:26] Greg and Anthony yeah, I wouldn't have those two
[01:04:33] I just want to hear just whatever wild shit Greg has to say it's the best
[01:04:37] I mean that's what our that our podcast is based around I laughed about that Adam Savine thing
[01:04:43] I mean this was probably four years ago
[01:04:45] Yeah, and it's so funny. It's still one of the funniest moments just who's next Adam Savine
[01:04:55] Here's the thing here's the thing about Greg is
[01:04:58] You get to know him long enough and you realize like he sort of is doing bits
[01:05:03] But he doesn't even really know it like yeah, his life is in his DNA
[01:05:07] Yeah, like and like I've I've always said like I'll always say like people ask me for my favorite comedians
[01:05:13] Like I can tell you like who my favorite stand-ups are about always say my favorite my the funniest guy offstage to me
[01:05:20] It's Greg Stone. Yeah, he makes me laugh harder than anyone else because he's he's just like nuts all the time
[01:05:26] It's like how butterflies know how beautiful it is
[01:05:33] He's doing that's beautiful. So thanks, man. Oh beautiful. I gotta tell Greg you said that yeah, oh, I love stone
[01:05:39] Um, all right guys. So please the art show is past. No, it's going up to women strange women
[01:05:45] No idea who he is your style. He's like stop her and send him a butterfly
[01:05:53] So the fucking Cleveland and Boston shows just happened actually
[01:05:58] Thanks for coming. Thanks for coming everyone and I this weekend
[01:06:01] I am in Connecticut the Fairfield comic club on Friday the seventh. Please come check that out next weekend
[01:06:07] I'm in Lafayette, Louisiana on the 14th in New Orleans on the 15th
[01:06:11] Then I'm in Chicago on the 21st in the 22nd and Detroit on the 23rd
[01:06:17] We have funny moms coming up on the 10th
[01:06:24] Um and then after that Australia, I guess by tickets are us fucking going to fucking oh 10th
[01:06:31] Can you not make it? I might be out of town. Yeah, so might just be me. Yeah, fuck. I gotta walk up and down the stage and shit
[01:06:36] All right, I'll be good need help. I'm here, right? You want to hear brother? What 10th? You want to co-host?
[01:06:42] Yeah, I would come do a show. Yes, Pat 10th. Yeah, the 910, um, which has serious?
[01:06:53] Be doing a show in Denver on September 30th. So if you're in Denver keep an eye out. I'm trying to figure something out
[01:07:00] So please come out to that and uh, yeah, that's it guys come see us in Australia
[01:07:08] Brisbane the 28th so um, that's it for us guys. Thanks. Thanks again to Brendan
[01:07:13] Yeah, thank you guys so much. That was really fun. Yeah, bye everybody