Cum Town | Regular | 09/06/2018
[00:00:00]  Recording we're off we're going we just had a really good riffs that we missed because
 
[00:00:05]  Adam was doing the levels and he didn't press record everyone
 
[00:00:07]  No one told me to press record that you don't have the killer instinct to do levels, man. Yeah unlike me
 
[00:00:15]  So here we are everyone is the Wednesday episode mm-hmm. Okay Wednesday app we got
 
[00:00:24]  We have a special guest he's looking at his phone. I have a son of timer and we have our good buddy Brennan air
 
[00:00:30]  Yeah, man. He's worried about saying you're last ever know where he's about it. You know what the problem is tricky man one syllable
 
[00:00:37]  I want to say I read like a priori. Here's the thing man
 
[00:00:41]  You can get it because they used to make people read
 
[00:00:47]  The decline of the western well see one other person has asked me that in history
 
[00:00:54]  Yeah, and that person was also an idiot
 
[00:01:04]  We are not really do you have any relation to Jane's addiction
 
[00:01:10]  That is my aunt yeah, what about air bud air bud air bud air bud is my Twitter handle
 
[00:01:16]  Which I thought was so clever no one can spell my fucking name. So it doesn't matter. There's no they're like good pun
 
[00:01:22]  You know, it's gonna get into the air in space museum
 
[00:01:25]  I do I have a lifetime membership just anything involving
 
[00:01:36]  Dude, you know it's so funny about your Twitter handle
 
[00:01:37]  I swear to God like I know how to say your name and I read your Twitter handle. I read bud. That's the thing
 
[00:01:43]  I was so proud when I thought of it like listen is and I don't even like puns
 
[00:01:47]  Like if I hear a comedian do a pun I'm like what a piece of shit
 
[00:01:50]  But it was the only pun I ever thought of so I'm like this is great. Nobody's ever got it
 
[00:01:55]  I not one person has ever been like air bud. That's pretty good. I literally explained to me right now
 
[00:02:04]  Nick is the right we get it you love wordplay dude. Yeah, I don't even love it. It just makes me don't know how to
 
[00:02:12]  Well, I will say I never have listened to come to I love all you guys, but I've never listened cuz I don't really listen to comedy
 
[00:02:19]  Pod yeah, I know because we do it and it's like I don't care if you I listened
 
[00:02:23]  I listened to the last episode on the way over here and I was sitting in my car like stop
 
[00:02:28]  What the fuck man, you don't know what a Mobius dick is
 
[00:02:36]  The formula for the show is he doesn't know anything. Yeah, we don't really know anything
 
[00:02:42]  8 but 3d I've been thinking about it more eight. Yeah 3d
 
[00:02:48]  This is what it is and Nick was I heard Nick
 
[00:02:51]  Making it out of I heard him making it out of cardboard on the episode. It's a strip
 
[00:02:56]  It's a circular strip, but there's a twist in it. So I need but 3d. That's what I mean. I guess that's right
 
[00:03:04]  Yeah, I'm obvious trip is like an s with three lines and three super s. Okay, let's do see
 
[00:03:09]  I love it a 3ds. Yeah or 3d 8 all right. So now that we got that under our belts
 
[00:03:15]  We can we can move on with the next topic of conversation
 
[00:03:21]  You guys see Bill Clinton checking out Ariana Grande at Aretha Franklin's funeral
 
[00:03:26]  That's what I have to bring to the table. No, he was horny for her. Nope. See that didn't see it Brendan
 
[00:03:32]  I don't know. I'm horny for everything man. Yeah, I saw in the coffee shop where I write
 
[00:03:38]  Uh-huh. I didn't I'm only saying this because I don't know anything about areas. Let's jump into being horny in general
 
[00:03:51]  You can see you writing a coffee shop. Yeah, you mean stand up. Yes. Do you ever worry that people think you're writing poetry?
 
[00:04:00]  Here's the thing I write because I'm in park slope now I write and there's a woman there writing poetry
 
[00:04:06]  Oh, she will like give me these looks like we're on the same level
 
[00:04:09]  I'm like we're both we're both people. Yeah, I'm like we're not lady. We're not on the same level
 
[00:04:17]  I don't know what you're doing, you know, and it's a little embarrassing
 
[00:04:19]  Yeah, but I can't write at home because if I'm at home, I'll just like do stuff. Yeah, of course
 
[00:04:25]  I can't do the coffee shop, especially like because then you just stare at girls. Yeah, well, that's what I do
 
[00:04:30]  Or a little gay guy in between in between all right. Well, but here's the thing man. Yeah, yeah, yeah
 
[00:04:36]  Comes in well Nick you bought off his shop. What are you why are you trying to go after me?
 
[00:04:40]  Cuz I said you couldn't read no what you save that shit for him. Don't ever fucking come out with that gay guy bullshit
 
[00:04:46]  You dish it, but he can't take it. Yeah, no, it's just not true first of all. Well, don't even try with no
 
[00:04:53]  Oh, Nick's Nick's on edge Nick's on I can 100% take it. I am so
 
[00:05:08]  Just people insulting me and probably I deserved it most. I'm sorry. If you lost some mass is that why you calling you little?
 
[00:05:15]  No, he's doing two days. No, no, no, I just don't understand what you're coming at me. I think you're still upset. Yeah
 
[00:05:21]  Lifting or yeah, yeah, yeah, well only because my schedule was fucked up. Okay, I was just do like five days
 
[00:05:26]  Yeah, you're good. Oh, thanks man. You're good. I food poisoning this week. So that's a good way to get slimmed down
 
[00:05:32]  I threw up about nine pounds of water weight at jujitsu yesterday. Yeah, I need it. I need I really
 
[00:05:39]  Yeah, yeah, I'm a white belt. So don't oh, so you're just starting out. No, no, I've been a white belt for two and a half years
 
[00:05:46]  You fight kids like Kramer style. No, no, I fight. I mainly fight my friend Augie Lutz
 
[00:05:51]  Uh-huh. Also a white he also a white belt. Yeah, I we both feel like we're on the verge of blue
 
[00:05:57]  But hard to say we we train with you our trainer is the same guy trained Lewis to fight Ryan O'Neil. Oh nice
 
[00:06:04]  Yeah, Diego. He's a comedian. Yeah, he's a good. He's a good fighter, but
 
[00:06:11]  It's in Green Point, but it's called Williams work MMA. Okay, I really like it. I really like it. I want to do MMA
 
[00:06:17]  Dude. Yeah, dude. Go to Diego. He's great. Okay, he's great. I think you should avoid visible
 
[00:06:30]  Strong comeback trail a couple years I'll probably be ready in four or five years
 
[00:06:36]  Oh, you might be post activity at this point. Maybe dude honestly
 
[00:06:39]  I'm gonna get those little belts that they had like they like
 
[00:06:42]  Told women in like the 30s if you just have those little belts on your love handles that go like yeah
 
[00:06:48]  Buffer yeah, I'm gonna get that dude or just get one for you and all this
 
[00:07:01]  This cute girl was like kind of like eyeing me on the street, which I don't know why I would think that yeah
 
[00:07:19]  Imagine laser laser fat loss is just they pay a guy to follow you around the city from like 50 feet away and he just
 
[00:07:32]  I'm even aware of his gross sweaty pit.
 
[00:07:35]  You guys should do something about this,
 
[00:07:37]  You read for like a sandwich just in your eyes,
 
[00:07:45]  Wait, so tell us about this gay guy that looks like a gay guy.
 
[00:07:48]  Oh, okay, so I'm in the coffee shop, man.
 
[00:07:51]  So basically Nick's just doing it on his body.
 
[00:07:53]  No, no, smaller than Nick's, smaller than Nick's.
 
[00:07:55]  And he's got these tight, like little tight flimsy shorts
 
[00:07:57]  on his dick is like eight and a half inches long.
 
[00:08:04]  I could not look like, what the fuck dude?
 
[00:08:07]  You know, like I wanted to be like nice dick.
 
[00:08:24]  And like I'm at the age, I guess we're like, I'm not gay,
 
[00:08:32]  Because I'm like, that guy's fucking somebody with that dick.
 
[00:08:35]  And then I'm like, well, I'm thinking of fucking now.
 
[00:08:39]  And then this beautiful woman, it's a very thin coffee shop.
 
[00:08:42]  She walks out of the bathroom, skirt accidentally tucked
 
[00:08:48]  And I'm just sitting there like, this is a.
 
[00:08:52]  Yeah, well, everyone's sexed up in here.
 
[00:09:04]  like a zone in a city where you can just jack off.
 
[00:09:10]  The problem would be it would just be dudes in there.
 
[00:09:19]  It would quickly just devolve into homo and having gay sex
 
[00:09:37]  I mean, I don't think it's the wrong way.
 
[00:09:44]  Are you happy that happened instead of bald?
 
[00:09:53]  But I was having lunch with my friend Andrew Colin.
 
[00:09:57]  And I go, man, hey, man, at least we both
 
[00:10:04]  And I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about, man?
 
[00:10:07]  And he was like, all right, if you say you got a full head
 
[00:10:09]  of hair, I'm going, what the fuck are you talking about?
 
[00:10:12]  And he takes a picture of the crown of my head.
 
[00:10:26]  By 37, everyone's going to have some kind of crown.
 
[00:10:29]  I mean, not everybody, but the guys that keep all their hair
 
[00:10:34]  Like John Kasich has like little boy hair.
 
[00:10:46]  You've been doing stand up for 37 years.
 
[00:11:00]  Yeah, I remember a show I did with him in 89.
 
[00:11:04]  He was burnt out, wrote out by like 21.
 
[00:11:06]  Well, I'm still, I've been in an entertainment industry long
 
[00:11:08]  enough that I know that you used to just lie about your age.
 
[00:11:17]  I've only this year started lying about my age.
 
[00:11:22]  Because I just like you get into your mid 30s.
 
[00:11:25]  So like people ask me and I'm like, I'm 34.
 
[00:11:31]  Yeah, time just goes faster and faster.
 
[00:11:38]  And he's the most like depressing shit because he's like 70ish now.
 
[00:11:42]  And he's like, uh, he's like, you know, it's weird.
 
[00:11:47]  And it's like, you know, like four or five time like moments or something.
 
[00:11:51]  And then it's like, whoop, that's oh, I guess I'm just going to die.
 
[00:12:03]  And most of them are like, most of like not getting pussy missing out on fucking getting
 
[00:12:09]  into a disputed aims over having a receipt and trying to do a return and having the police
 
[00:12:15]  And then being able to prove that he only had three beers.
 
[00:12:24]  But it's true, man, because if I like look back on my life, like, okay, encapsulate my
 
[00:12:40]  There's not a lot, especially a new comedy.
 
[00:12:42]  It's like, Oh, most of my life is at shitty bars.
 
[00:12:50]  And then getting high and then like just wasting days.
 
[00:12:53]  Which is actually pretty fun, honestly.
 
[00:12:57]  I'm sad that like now I'm starting to realize like now I've realized I am going to die.
 
[00:13:02]  So I'm like, Oh, I guess I should do something like now.
 
[00:13:06]  I can't do it with the freedom that I used to just like now when you say you realize
 
[00:13:09]  you're going to die, do you mean like an existential sort of way or do you mean that your
 
[00:13:12]  death is imminent because of your physical medical?
 
[00:13:15]  Yeah, my body's sending me signals that it's like, look, get your affairs in order.
 
[00:13:19]  You don't mean you're going to die someday.
 
[00:13:25]  You know, I feel like I got a good decade in me.
 
[00:13:29]  No, it's funny because it's like I used to live with Chris Cubus and I was 20 and he
 
[00:13:37]  And he was like, always about all this like I got 10 years left bullshit and like laughing
 
[00:13:42]  We'd be drink together until like, you know, five o'clock in the morning.
 
[00:13:44]  And then when it became like, I got five years left, he's like, Oh shit.
 
[00:13:50]  He's like, it takes care of himself now.
 
[00:13:52]  I mean, he got like a girlfriend that doesn't let him like do that shit anymore.
 
[00:13:55]  How do you have like a stomach parasite though?
 
[00:14:04]  He had like ulcers because I remember he had to start eating bugs.
 
[00:14:05]  He had to eat like like chicken livers and rice or whatever because of his all you to be
 
[00:14:11]  I remember he lost a bunch of weight and he was like, Chris, you look good.
 
[00:14:14]  And it's like, you know, he's not doing anything.
 
[00:14:20]  Bro, I would pay good money for a tape.
 
[00:14:23]  It just go that you eat Indian girls diarrhea.
 
[00:14:35]  I was friends with this, this Indian girl in college who like freshman year wore like
 
[00:14:39]  a hijab and then she like took it off, let her freak flag fly.
 
[00:14:43]  So we're doing like molly and raving and stuff.
 
[00:14:48]  And we had like a dinner party one night and it was like, oh, this is our first like adult
 
[00:14:50]  dinner party, but we were all like 19 or whatever.
 
[00:15:00]  Like Romaine lettuce like lazily cut up like Italian dressing on it.
 
[00:15:07]  And then she like the middle of the dinner party went to the bathroom and my friend Dennis
 
[00:15:12]  went in after she and she went for like 15, 20 minutes.
 
[00:15:15]  My friend Dennis went in after and he just walked out immediately and his eyes are watering.
 
[00:15:19]  He's like, dude, I can't explain what's going on in there right now.
 
[00:15:23]  And then I was like, oh, it can't be that bad.
 
[00:15:28]  And I went in and I was like, Jesus Christ, this is like, this is the Holocaust in the
 
[00:15:35]  Which the Holocaust probably smelled pretty fucking bad.
 
[00:15:40]  I had to have but and I feel really bad about this in retrospect, but you were like, I took
 
[00:15:50]  And you're wearing her shit on your face.
 
[00:15:54]  She's a good dumb so bad that everyone stopped hanging out with her.
 
[00:16:01]  Everyone like cut her out of our lives.
 
[00:16:04]  It was like, it was actually it was the worst smell I've ever felt like.
 
[00:16:07]  I feel so bad, but like no one wanted to hang with her anymore.
 
[00:16:11]  She shit her way out of a friend group.
 
[00:16:13]  It's one of those like smells that's like a returning smell.
 
[00:16:17]  It's like somewhere like the particles are in your nostrils.
 
[00:16:20]  It was like, it was do you have any kind of can you.
 
[00:16:26]  Are we talking like it was like the smell was three dimensional.
 
[00:16:30]  It was like it went into your body and like, yeah, everyone's eyes started.
 
[00:16:34]  Like watering and crying into your eyes.
 
[00:16:37]  It would enter like every single like it felt like it was like enveloping you and like
 
[00:16:46]  It smelled like a like a Vietnam veterans cast that he got that he got in Vietnam and
 
[00:16:54]  Yeah, like a like a Civil War medical tent.
 
[00:17:01]  I like the preamble to the story because I thought it was going to have more to do with
 
[00:17:05]  the story when you were like, she had a hijab, but then she lost it.
 
[00:17:10]  She was going to rape and I'm like, Oh, this is going to be great.
 
[00:17:15]  And maybe that's like where the hijab came from.
 
[00:17:17]  And I called you and women were just taking these awful shit.
 
[00:17:20]  And they're like, we got to do something about this.
 
[00:17:22]  I feel really going to the bathroom an hour and 45 minute long process to discourage them
 
[00:17:31]  I've been thinking about this because I like to read like historical novels kind of.
 
[00:17:36]  Did everyone's pussy smell terrible until like still everybody's everything.
 
[00:17:46]  You know how gnarly those fours just everything was probably worked.
 
[00:17:52]  Like it was like, yeah, bath was a luxury.
 
[00:17:57]  Yeah, people use their hands and leaves and I'm pretty sure in Europe, people just straight
 
[00:18:00]  up like perfumed and shit like they didn't even take baths.
 
[00:18:10]  The old timey prostitute like say you're in the any old time really.
 
[00:18:17]  How were they not getting pregnant all the time?
 
[00:18:21]  They probably had ways to like do abortions.
 
[00:18:23]  Yeah, but you can't just rely on like an abortion every week.
 
[00:18:29]  You could fucking like I don't know 40 dudes a week.
 
[00:18:32]  Yeah, like you're going to get pregnant almost every week.
 
[00:18:35]  I remember on it was like guns, germs and steel.
 
[00:18:38]  They were like and now for the germs episode frontier pussy.
 
[00:18:41]  Like different types of, you know, like street walker versus like the madam, you know,
 
[00:18:52]  They had, yeah, they had like prophylactics or whatever.
 
[00:18:57]  And she's like, you know, they made weird condiments.
 
[00:19:00]  Also, I feel like, I mean, they probably life expectancy probably wasn't great of a fucking
 
[00:19:06]  You know, like, you probably got diseases and shit and worst case scenario.
 
[00:19:10]  Just like, all right, well, you're not going to be a whore anymore.
 
[00:19:12]  We're going to find a new one or something.
 
[00:19:15]  Well, that was like, what was that movie?
 
[00:19:17]  Unforgiven where the the whore like got her face cut up and she had to like become the
 
[00:19:25]  And it was like, she's still fucking hotter.
 
[00:19:36]  He will make blood on her and you can pretend you cut her up and then you get the fucker.
 
[00:19:53]  There's a really funny gift I saw online of Harvey Den in the hospital bed when like half
 
[00:19:58]  his face is burned off and nurse Joker walks in and he's like, oh, yeah, he takes the
 
[00:20:04]  mask off and Harvey does like, holy shit, it's the Joker.
 
[00:20:07]  But he couldn't tell like before he did.
 
[00:20:12]  You couldn't tell like until he took the mask off.
 
[00:20:15]  It's just didn't think of when they wrote the thing.
 
[00:20:18]  Obviously it's the fucking Joker's green hair.
 
[00:20:23]  Like they see two face and they're like, is that two face or like, hold on?
 
[00:20:45]  I feel like I haven't been writing at all, dude.
 
[00:20:51]  My gambling problem has gotten really bad.
 
[00:20:55]  And what's great is that there's a really good reliable site that you can gamble on.
 
[00:21:05]  Wait, what's the name of the website for...
 
[00:21:07]  It's probably important that you say that part.
 
[00:21:13]  So we completely exclusively on BeddDSI.com.
 
[00:21:27]  What's great about it is that you have an easy to use mobile app.
 
[00:21:33]  Most sites don't have that kind of shit, but I'm always on my phone gambling.
 
[00:21:43]  And I gamble on whether I get some kind of weird gonorrhea or not.
 
[00:21:50]  You know, that's what I look for in the gambling site.
 
[00:21:58]  Like I said, live in game wagering, so you know.
 
[00:22:04]  Sometimes you make a bet and you're losing at halftime.
 
[00:22:12]  So I like to do that quite a nice amount.
 
[00:22:27]  If you're gonna do it, if you're gonna, you know, break God's laws, I would recommend doing
 
[00:22:38]  If you use betdsi.com, I guarantee you the Catholic Church will grant you a...
 
[00:22:51]  Only website where indulgences are guaranteed by the Catholic Church.
 
[00:22:56]  I will say this, and I don't want to interrupt your read, but I...
 
[00:23:01]  I've never met a man betting on football who wasn't an Irish cat.
 
[00:23:10]  You didn't know enough de-jettered Greek pieces of trash in my neighborhood.
 
[00:23:15]  Plenty of fucking Greek marriages have ended over people betting too much on the Ravens.
 
[00:23:22]  Dude, my friends would just bet on their favorite teams.
 
[00:23:30]  And it's like, guys, they never have won.
 
[00:23:41]  Because if you go to bettside.com and use promo code COM120, that's capital C lower case.
 
[00:23:59]  Well, how did that seat seat seat pass work out?
 
[00:24:03]  He may have lost immediately after I said to pick him for the whole tournament.
 
[00:24:07]  But, you know, we're going to go... the good money?
 
[00:24:17]  She's not allowed to wear clothes anymore.
 
[00:24:21]  Just wear a coconut bra and put a bone through her nose.
 
[00:24:28]  So that's who I'm betting on, is Serena Williams for the Open.
 
[00:24:30]  And then coming up next week, we're going to... I mean, soon we're going to have real football picks.
 
[00:24:40]  That's just me and you talking, Brendan.
 
[00:24:51]  The first year I became a full-time stand-up, I had no idea.
 
[00:24:57]  Which I clearly should have had an idea.
 
[00:25:00]  But I had no idea that nobody was taking taxes out of me.
 
[00:25:19]  And do you learn how to do a Schedule C and knock all that fucking money down?
 
[00:25:27]  This idea that you can fuck up, make $20,000 to barely live off of.
 
[00:25:31]  And then the federal government's like...
 
[00:25:36]  And the state needs an additional three.
 
[00:25:49]  And I was like, it's my only chance, man.
 
[00:25:54]  And I won fucking $6,700 playing black.
 
[00:26:03]  When you owe taxes on all those gambling.
 
[00:26:06]  I think because if it's not up to $10,000, they don't report it.
 
[00:26:13]  If you withdraw money from a casino, they have to report above $10,000.
 
[00:26:19]  But the fact that they don't report anyone.
 
[00:26:21]  And you paid those, remember when you paid that?
 
[00:26:25]  Yeah, because I do know a lot of IRS guys listening to come down.
 
[00:26:32]  I would be surprised if the FBI isn't listed, at least in episode of the show.
 
[00:26:38]  I suspect them of having sort of, and I'm always over the top with what I think their capabilities are.
 
[00:26:43]  I've personally been under investigation and so is Jake Flores.
 
[00:26:47]  And it was like, around the time Jake was on the show, so I would not, I would not be surprised.
 
[00:26:51]  I suspect them of having like auto listeners on almost every podcast that comes out, like
 
[00:27:03]  Yeah, I read a great article recently about, and I totally believed it.
 
[00:27:10]  And I'm not a conspiracy guy, but it was about how Osama bin Laden was a prisoner in Pakistan
 
[00:27:23]  And it explained a lot where they were like, yeah, why was he just in this house in Pakistan?
 
[00:27:33]  Yeah, the idea was Pakistan was holding on to him to use him to use him as a bargaining
 
[00:27:39]  chip with the US waiting for the time to be right.
 
[00:27:42]  That's why when we went in, there was no guards, there was no guns, there was no opposition.
 
[00:27:49]  Wait, those are the United States is in collusion with Pakistan?
 
[00:27:52]  No, so what happened was Pakistan was holding him.
 
[00:27:56]  As an argument, I mean, there's no like gun.
 
[00:27:58]  But then a guy, because he was under arrest.
 
[00:28:05]  No, that was all that in this article, at least, that was all a lot.
 
[00:28:09]  You're saying article, do you mean just blog that you read?
 
[00:28:11]  No, it was the way the conspiracy does work is like, look, this all fits the facts, except
 
[00:28:16]  for a couple of her, we're going to call lies.
 
[00:28:18]  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
 
[00:28:23]  This guy, this was by a, I forget the guy's name, he broke the, he broke the My Lye massacre
 
[00:28:33]  So he's, he's pretty cool, but also a little shaky, like he's fucked up a few times.
 
[00:28:38]  So it's hard to say, like he's done some pretty credible stories, but also has lied sometimes.
 
[00:28:45]  So what this story is saying is there were no guns, there was no opposition.
 
[00:28:55]  The plan was to kill him, take him to a mountainous region in between Pakistan and Afghanistan
 
[00:29:05]  But then one of the helicopters crashed and changed everything.
 
[00:29:13]  And when it was like 10 helicopters it crashed.
 
[00:29:17]  They landed so far away from the compound.
 
[00:29:27]  A bottom body also that was like a military barracks.
 
[00:29:32]  He's in the same like, that's part of the theory is why they had him under house arrest.
 
[00:29:38]  I mean, Pakistan is kind of plausible to me.
 
[00:29:41]  Pakistan definitely was like talking about Osama.
 
[00:29:48]  Pakistan's position was to back the Taliban like leading up to 9-11.
 
[00:29:52]  And the United States just followed in lockstep because like we're like allied with Pakistan
 
[00:30:00]  Like what I think I know is that Pakistan needs Afghanistan to always like whoever's
 
[00:30:06]  in charge in Afghanistan needs to either be in control by Pakistan or subject to their
 
[00:30:12]  will to a certain extent because they can't be flanked by somebody is allied with India.
 
[00:30:19]  So like Pakistan just blindly propped up the Taliban and the Taliban was like harboring
 
[00:30:24]  and helping train Al Qaeda like leading up to 9-11.
 
[00:30:29]  And then after that, like, you know, the United States is like, oh, well, we have this war
 
[00:30:32]  on al Qaeda and by extension, the Taliban of Pakistan.
 
[00:30:37]  Well, because on top of that, we were dumping a ton of money into Pakistan.
 
[00:30:41]  So they needed to be like, yes, there was plenty of like private military contracts
 
[00:30:45]  and shit that that necessitated like a foreign policy that was, you know, appeasing whatever
 
[00:30:51]  But there was like, was it the battle of Torah, or whatever?
 
[00:30:55]  There was something where in the first couple of months in the war in Afghanistan, like they
 
[00:30:58]  only sent in like special forces, basically, and they like surgically removed most of like
 
[00:31:05]  Well, they had Osama bin Laden had Torah, but then he escaped.
 
[00:31:08]  And well, also, I think it was at Torah, like Pakistan, they like negotiated to have a couple
 
[00:31:14]  of like Pakistani agents that were working with the Taliban removed from like, you know,
 
[00:31:22]  And then Pakistan just sent in and like took out thousands of fighters.
 
[00:31:26]  Yeah, thousands of people they brought back.
 
[00:31:28]  The other thing that like we they don't you don't hear about as much because it's considered
 
[00:31:32]  a failure because Osama bin Laden escaped.
 
[00:31:35]  Like I'm pretty sure I could be wrong, but I'm I think speak recklessly, brother.
 
[00:31:41]  I think that the battle of Torah, Bora, essentially like crippled Al Qaeda, like we killed, they
 
[00:31:47]  a lot of fighters died, like a lot like pretty much like everyone who was in that compound,
 
[00:31:53]  except got got Osama bin Laden kind of got got pretty sure.
 
[00:31:58]  Also wasn't he just like it was like a comfortable ass little McMansion type place.
 
[00:32:11]  It was as nice as Anders Brevick's prison.
 
[00:32:15]  The guy that Norwegian guy who had PlayStation.
 
[00:32:18]  Yeah, they they say that, but it's like it was like nice for a house in Pakistan.
 
[00:32:24]  Like if you see pictures of it, you'd be like, I don't really want I don't want to live
 
[00:32:29]  Who really is the biggest victim in Osama getting got that weekend was Seth Myers.
 
[00:32:35]  It was the fucking correspondence dinner that he was hosting.
 
[00:32:38]  And then and Obama was just sitting there.
 
[00:32:42]  Someone whispered they were pretty new and he was just sitting there like hanging out
 
[00:32:46]  They're knowing that tomorrow no one is going to give a shit about anything.
 
[00:32:49]  He should have pulled his dick out of the correspondence dinner.
 
[00:32:52]  It would have gotten buried by Osama again.
 
[00:33:11]  He like went out of his way to be nice.
 
[00:33:12]  It was so funny if you were like pretty sure he fucks kids.
 
[00:33:27]  I just watched him and he was going just a second.
 
[00:33:30]  If the entire auditorium was filled, he was underneath.
 
[00:33:35]  I was like, we don't have anywhere to go.
 
[00:33:39]  I'll be out of just, I'm just cleaning up.
 
[00:33:53]  We had a meeting for my podcast, the Rad Dude Cast.
 
[00:33:59]  Oh yeah, listen to the Rad Dude Cast, everyone.
 
[00:34:05]  We had a meeting talking about the podcast.
 
[00:34:08]  And Stone is just coming off a writing gig
 
[00:34:10]  where he's in this super PC fucking liberal,
 
[00:34:24]  So he's sitting there and we're having this meeting.
 
[00:34:27]  We've just said some crazy stuff on the podcast.
 
[00:34:30]  Like, I don't want it to come back and wreck our career.
 
[00:34:34]  Maybe we gotta like dial it back a little bit.
 
[00:34:38]  I just think maybe, like, let's be careful.
 
[00:34:42]  We start recording within fucking 45 seconds.
 
[00:34:56]  And I go, Greg, we just had a fucking meeting.
 
[00:35:02]  It's pushing up on the bottom of my throat
 
[00:35:05]  and breaking my teeth for these tie boys.
 
[00:35:17]  and he like comes into the green room frantic or whatever.
 
[00:35:24]  And Anthony's like, no, it's not a name
 
[00:35:29]  It's not even remotely close to anyone on the lineup,
 
[00:35:57]  He's like, we got a caller on the line.
 
[00:36:00]  And it's like, you don't have a phone up, man.
 
[00:36:03]  I don't know what you're talking about.
 
[00:36:07]  He's like looking at you guys in the eyes.
 
[00:36:17]  When I was listening to the comptown on the way over here,
 
[00:36:20]  I was like, this is perfect because you guys
 
[00:36:26]  And we had a character bit we didn't get to last Rad Dude
 
[00:36:33]  And I was like, this is perfect because we were going to do
 
[00:36:37]  But he's real mad because all the Vietnamese guys
 
[00:36:46]  And I was like, this is fucking perfect.
 
[00:36:49]  What's fucking Charlie when doing here?
 
[00:36:54]  Yeah, he's just fucking Marilyn Monroe.
 
[00:36:56]  This is everyone John McCain ever jacked off to as a kid.
 
[00:37:00]  Man, a lot of people fuck Marilyn Monroe.
 
[00:37:04]  It was pretty rude with a bunch of Frank Sinatra
 
[00:37:23]  Some guy told you Joe Demagio raped Marilyn Monroe.
 
[00:37:39]  It was at Yankee Stadium in center field.
 
[00:37:53]  You know, I was just at the hotel where
 
[00:37:56]  Kennedy used to fucker the Carlisle Hotel.
 
[00:38:01]  It is also the hotel where Woody Allen does his jazz
 
[00:38:09]  I was like, yeah, I can't play any of the.
 
[00:38:12]  But I'm like, I'm really into like the ethic, the ethos.
 
[00:38:17]  I really like what you guys are all about.
 
[00:38:29]  No, how can you go see Woody Allen play jazz?
 
[00:38:31]  Oh, I thought you meant fucking John F. Kennedy
 
[00:38:35]  Yeah, they have a collection of tunnels and secret passages
 
[00:38:41]  for powerful men to have sex with women.
 
[00:38:44]  Because he had an apartment at the Carlisle
 
[00:38:47]  It was called the New York White House.
 
[00:38:54]  Because I was having dinner on the Upper East Side,
 
[00:38:56]  and we walked past it, and we walked in.
 
[00:38:57]  Because there's that famous bar that guy
 
[00:39:11]  No, anyway, but I was like, how can we see Woody Allen?
 
[00:39:14]  They're like, oh, yeah, it's like $200 a person.
 
[00:39:17]  So basically, like, you hate Woody Allen.
 
[00:39:20]  It's expensive enough to prohibit anyone that hates Woody Allen
 
[00:39:24]  to buy a ticket for a kid like yours and be like,
 
[00:39:28]  So it's like, you have to be a Woody Allen.
 
[00:39:31]  I feel like there's better jazz musicians.
 
[00:39:36]  To pay $200 to see Woody Allen play the clarinet.
 
[00:39:38]  No, you're there to see a guy in a bucket hat.
 
[00:39:40]  Jazz is only a thing you pretend to like.
 
[00:39:47]  I think David Brew, what the fuck is that guy's name?
 
[00:39:52]  But I'm, but I'm, but I'm, but I'm, but I'm, but I don't know.
 
[00:40:11]  Breathing, breathing on her pussy through the panties.
 
[00:41:02]  They're like plays. Yeah, you know, they're more of plays on the movies. I don't quite I don't quite I don't show Gilmore girls
 
[00:41:14]  It's supposed to be a good show doing dialogue like rap is
 
[00:41:22]  Yeah, it's apparently good show to wear underwear to I
 
[00:41:25]  Love wearing underwear. I'm not watching Gilmore girls. I love taking off whatever underwear
 
[00:41:30]  I currently have on and throwing it away in favor of Mac Weldon underwear from Mac Weldon calm. Mm-hmm the easiest
 
[00:41:39]  Shopping experience yep on the Internet easy. Yep, click by
 
[00:41:45]  Where where they send you the underwear you look a two-step process you buy the underwear you wear it no
 
[00:41:54]  Are you tired all these plays you buy underwear some guy puts it on walks it over to your house?
 
[00:41:59]  You have to wear his fucking nut sweat. I hate that middleman
 
[00:42:05]  Every time I wear underwear from anywhere but Mac Weldon my mailman wears it my mailman does it to my girlfriend, but not me
 
[00:42:11]  Yeah, well, you don't have to worry about that Mac Weldon calm
 
[00:42:15]  they believe in smart design premium fabrics and simple shopping and
 
[00:42:24]  You get the mail or something over there
 
[00:42:27]  Silver line of anti-microbials shit shirts and underwear. Yep. They're naturally odor-eating. Do I?
 
[00:42:35]  Should I be concerned concerned about microbials? Oh, yeah
 
[00:42:42]  We'll tell you this if that little gay guy was wearing Mac Weldon underwear even with all that cockreel statey head
 
[00:42:48]  It was huge man even with all that it would be odorless. That's how powerful these anti-microbials are
 
[00:42:54]  If you're that little gay guy with a big-ass dick buy Mac Weldon if you're anyone else also buy Mac
 
[00:42:59]  But here's the thing like real big dicks man and buy Mac Weldon
 
[00:43:05]  Real big dicks they don't gain that much in erection form. I've noticed. Yeah, but they still sweat
 
[00:43:13]  I heard they get they still sweat more poor. Oh sure. Yeah, absolutely
 
[00:43:19]  Silver package. Yeah, don't get me wrong that guy. I think let's not let's not discourage our big dick friends
 
[00:43:27]  I certainly don't want it. Look big dick small dicks any kind of day ladies dick, you know, you're a trans woman out there
 
[00:43:33]  That's kept her girl penis. I did a riff on a show in Brooklyn last night that
 
[00:43:39]  Wasn't funny, but when especially bad in Brooklyn
 
[00:43:42]  Where I said I'm trying to get my dick sucked by a trans woman so that I can go back to calling him trannies and
 
[00:43:54]  I wouldn't even if you do get your dick sucked by them
 
[00:43:57]  You still can't like there's people to try that and they do that bit to the point where they actually go get their dick
 
[00:44:02]  Suck right trannies and they still get in trouble for that's the thing so what I it turned out to be it was real
 
[00:44:08]  And then I lately I've been into doing myself a big hole at the beginning of my set so then I said fuck you
 
[00:44:13]  You all be sorry when I'm getting my dick sucked by a tranny
 
[00:44:19]  And then I got him back I got him all back
 
[00:44:31]  $25 off your order and tell you what if you don't like the underwear you can complain about him call up
 
[00:44:36]  Oh earlier bet the assays 24 7 customer
 
[00:44:50]  And I don't think this underwear is antimicrobial
 
[00:44:55]  That's a German company we don't wear underwear. We just shit directly into our pants anyways
 
[00:45:02]  Yeah, macwell calm check them out and we're back to digging ourselves into a hole
 
[00:45:08]  But tranny that it's one letter off. I don't cool to if you have you
 
[00:45:16]  Yeah, I don't know it does sound fun. Well, it's only five letters off from the N word you can't say that
 
[00:45:27]  For letters if you use the N you save the N
 
[00:45:33]  And you could do if you wanted to do sort of a Y instead of an I you could try that
 
[00:45:40]  If that works for you wait, there's a that that we're sweetest store in Times Square
 
[00:45:45]  It's already called that is it no, it's like NYGA RD. Oh
 
[00:45:50]  Oh really nigh guard. Yeah, I've spent many days waiting for an opportunity to take a picture of that sign
 
[00:45:57]  It's Times Square. There's always somebody watching it that knows exactly what you're doing
 
[00:46:04]  Elmo walks up to you. That's a good bit. Yeah, it's the real Elmo
 
[00:46:22]  Except I'm sorry I made that joke about my Elmo molesting you he has been exonerated
 
[00:46:26]  From molesting that one guy. I saw Elmo getting arrested once
 
[00:46:30]  Shout out to Keith Ellison for raping and beating his girlfriend. Yo that article pissed me off
 
[00:46:35]  Conservatives are so they just they're so good at this and and like
 
[00:46:40]  Controlling and yeah, well and liberals have like no way to handle it
 
[00:46:44]  They have to be like let's not jump to conclusions here
 
[00:46:48]  But we should hear this woman out like no one has the spine to just be like no
 
[00:46:52]  She's a fucking lying insane bitch and they just can't do it. Yeah, so now I guess Keith Ellison got if you didn't know
 
[00:46:59]  You got me to basically for having a messy relationship
 
[00:47:05]  Like emotional problems or whatever it didn't work out and they broke up and he was letting her stay
 
[00:47:10]  Until she could find her in place. He let her stay at her house and then she's just being like a fucking layabout or whatever
 
[00:47:15]  Not doing anything so he comes in the bedroom one time and she's just laying on the bed
 
[00:47:19]  Could you take the trash out if you're not gonna like have a job or do anything?
 
[00:47:22]  Yeah, she's ignored him and I guess there's some kind of dispute where she says he pulled her off the bed which
 
[00:47:28]  Pull that bitch off the bed. It's your fucking house. She's not cleaning shit. You know, I mean you're like there's no relationship
 
[00:47:35]  Between them anymore at least take out the fucking garbage and then people are like well
 
[00:47:39]  That's domestic abuse. He beat her that no what they're calling it is they're calling it. She's calling it that she called narcissist abuse
 
[00:47:47]  Like a psychological classification of anything. It's just something that started online. Yeah, and they're like trying to
 
[00:47:56]  Yeah, then the New York Times has to be like is emotional abuse the new aspect of the Me Too movement
 
[00:48:01]  It's like concerns me go ahead. Let it. I look I will throw as much gas on this fire
 
[00:48:09]  At this point fucking that's where it gets scary where it's like oh just being a bad boyfriend
 
[00:48:15]  Yeah, me too like cuz then it's like well
 
[00:48:18]  Who's innocent yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, who's innocent can you get me to for cheating on some yeah?
 
[00:48:23]  Yes, we're not sending texts back. Yeah
 
[00:48:29]  Is that what a damn that's wild. I mean it's it's so it's it's really insane
 
[00:48:34]  But granted the Democratic Party has not like asked him to step down. Oh really no no and
 
[00:48:40]  The article did make some attempts to be like kind of measured
 
[00:48:43]  But like to be honest it wasn't like I shouldn't have been published like it was like
 
[00:48:48]  They like she said that oh she has video of the event and then she said that she would she didn't have some
 
[00:48:54]  Victim's responsibility to prove their claims and then she said that her email and her
 
[00:49:00]  Gesture no no no I mean it is no no no I don't I mean you should have and then she claimed that
 
[00:49:07]  She was hacked by Keith Ellison and he deleted all the evidence so basically she was just
 
[00:49:13]  Clearly hacked by Keith Ellison. Yeah the famous world famous hacker Keith
 
[00:49:21]  So Nick do you think it's like cuz you were I remember your your thing has always been like
 
[00:49:26]  Republic is just gonna use this again as a weapon. Yes. Oh, of course. Do you think she's like on some payroll or some shit?
 
[00:49:31]  No, I know it seems like she's just crazy
 
[00:49:34]  Yeah, and she's mad that you got broken up with yeah
 
[00:49:36]  She's gonna do crazy shit because crazy people have always existed and they've always done shit like this right right?
 
[00:49:41]  Yeah, like everybody know everybody who's dated people is a fucked up and accidentally fucked somebody nuts
 
[00:49:49]  At one point. Yeah or at least yeah and fucking least the people that have sex are the crazy ones. Yeah pretty much
 
[00:49:59]  Brennan you must have a lot of sex, bro
 
[00:50:12]  I think me too. Yeah as well. I I tried to fuck a lady in the mental hospital
 
[00:50:21]  Is it like camp do people like hook up the good mental hospital? I was in was fucking tight
 
[00:50:27]  Food was good that cake at every meal. Oh, I was like you guys are pieces of shit
 
[00:50:32]  Yeah, like you don't have a little bad every time
 
[00:50:36]  I always wanted to be put into one of those like tuberculosis sanatorium. Oh that will this to die on the side of a mountain
 
[00:50:42]  What I kept telling that's all I kept telling them in there
 
[00:50:45]  Yeah, when I was like at the height of my depression
 
[00:50:47]  I was like find me in asylum. I don't want to get I don't want to go out
 
[00:50:51]  Just find me a place where I can sit in a chair and like read books and fucking like look around
 
[00:50:59]  I don't know if there's some pool that'd be nice. I don't like but I don't want to leave right
 
[00:51:03]  Yeah, I want to sit under a blanket next to some like you know continental stately British man
 
[00:51:09]  Yeah, I was eyeballs are being out by worms
 
[00:51:20]  Let him have his pipe. Yeah, man. That's all I wanted but yeah the real mental Institute was good man
 
[00:51:26]  It was fun in there. I tried to fuck a girl in there and she was not having it
 
[00:51:31]  I mean it wasn't no no there wasn't rules that said you can fuck explicit rules that you cannot fuck
 
[00:51:45]  It's gonna get his nut off no matter what but yeah, I tried to fuck and she was
 
[00:51:49]  More religious than it I thought but based on her tits
 
[00:52:01]  The mental institution just little straight jackets
 
[00:52:04]  Yeah, I was gonna have to I was gonna have to go no there were no condoms provided
 
[00:52:09]  Then I get her pregnant Sue the mental hospital. Yeah, dude. I was I was a crazy
 
[00:52:13]  This is not you like you start fucking a girl in the mental hospital and then you're like dating her and you catch feelings
 
[00:52:19]  And then she breaks up with you for the head doctor. Yeah
 
[00:52:23]  Doctors like look we talked about this man. Yeah, like I understand you're upset, but these things
 
[00:52:34]  Just got to find some peace yourself. You're not a bad guy
 
[00:52:41]  Then people just have more to offer than you like being the head doctor
 
[00:52:49]  What did you expect right? You don't think you don't think there's guys out there that I'm jealous
 
[00:52:54]  Now look at them. I say why not that why am I not them?
 
[00:52:57]  You know obviously not in this hospital the best one
 
[00:52:59]  I'm the king of the fuck about it in here put in the real world, which you don't have access to
 
[00:53:04]  Would you're not allowed out and if you were to be allowed out on a day pass I have to sign it
 
[00:53:13]  Hypothetically, you know there was a there was a
 
[00:53:17]  NFL player in there with me and it was the best because
 
[00:53:21]  Because I can't say it's like that's like real important. Yeah, but uh, I really the rules were out the window for that guy
 
[00:53:30]  He was what if you're like, yeah, there's a guy in there
 
[00:53:33]  I can't say it was because you know NDA's and stuff, but he's a famous parody musician
 
[00:53:38]  According plays accordion every afternoon pretty strange
 
[00:53:54]  But this dude like clearly had just like had a setup through the team in the hospital like
 
[00:53:59]  Because he would just leave and go like
 
[00:54:02]  Have barbecues with his family and then come back and we'd all be like, I got what the fuck happened man
 
[00:54:07]  I just went to his pool for three hours. He's a millionaire
 
[00:54:15]  Ct I don't want to say too much, but he was it was definitely
 
[00:54:19]  Playing football doesn't help your brain. Yeah, and he was and a lot of those guys have painkiller issues
 
[00:54:30]  Kind of all of them have painkiller issues and they don't they cover that up a little bit
 
[00:54:34]  But it's just like like it's like candy and the NFL's so fucked up that they like test harder for weed
 
[00:54:39]  That's what's crazy. That's what's crazy is they won't leave them the fuck alone on weed like the NBA
 
[00:54:44]  Leaves you alone about we all those guys smoke weed and it's it's against the rules, but they don't test for it
 
[00:54:50]  Of course and the NFL should be the exact same, but they test for weed all the time and nobody's testing for painkillers
 
[00:54:57]  Cuz they need painkillers, you know cuz it's they're legal, but it's like but they're all fucking just hooked on that shit
 
[00:55:03]  Cuz it hurts playing the NFL hurts really bad. Yeah, I'm my fucking shoulder still hurts from high school football
 
[00:55:11]  Dude those guys are fucking but if the trade-off is you get to be addicted to painkillers
 
[00:55:16]  That's worth anything you can do to find a excuse
 
[00:55:25]  One of the guys on the Browns got cut just now for insider trading. Yeah the Browns are idiots
 
[00:55:33]  It's so easy to commit insider trading. Yeah, I know people fuck up and do it all
 
[00:55:40]  That's what's frustrating cuz it's like it's it's hard to know like like for for like a guy who's not necessarily
 
[00:55:47]  super educated on the process in terms of just some friend of yours calls you and it's like hey invest in this stock
 
[00:55:58]  A lot of SEC rules aren't like super intuitive. Yeah, like a lot of them aren't in a lot of people a lot of people
 
[00:56:04]  They hear about investing like as a kid and then they come up with pump and dump scams on their own
 
[00:56:08]  They're like oh, yeah, if I just go online and tell people like this company's great
 
[00:56:12]  Right, I can get people to buy the stocks after I buy it
 
[00:56:16]  The price goes right, you know, and then it's like oh, yeah
 
[00:56:20]  No, that's like a serious fucking crime and like yeah, I can't do that
 
[00:56:23]  You know there was I think there was one case with like a kid who was like 15
 
[00:56:26]  It was just doing that and made like way too much fucking money and eventually the SEC corner
 
[00:56:31]  Yeah, you know just pumping and dumping penny stocks
 
[00:56:34]  I think they said that people are surprised it is like a little fishy that the SEC like pursued it because there's a lot of
 
[00:56:41]  White-collar crime. That's like way worse. Yeah, it sounds like he made like a 1.2 million
 
[00:56:46]  He made a lot of money and the Browns are idiots
 
[00:56:47]  I mean, I'm a huge Browns fan, but I hate the Browns
 
[00:56:52]  Owner and draft day I hate it was that your favorite movie of all time
 
[00:57:06]  But the Browns are idiots because that guy's been under investigation for like two months and they they picked him up and paid him a lot
 
[00:57:13]  Of money and we're like oh, we thought he was on the Eagles
 
[00:57:15]  And they were like we thought he was the victim and it's like well
 
[00:57:18]  Then you didn't investigate because you could have made like two phone calls and no
 
[00:57:35]  Yeah, we're investigating them for child pornography like all I thought maybe there was pictures of him as a child
 
[00:57:44]  I always thought it was funny like remember like catch me if you can yeah that guy like the FBI Frank Abig
 
[00:57:46]  Catch me if you can yeah that guy like the FBI Frank Abig
 
[00:58:08]  There's a four-year-old Robin banks we need someone to fuck
 
[00:58:18]  Oldsmobile 88 nothing but a pocket full of butterscotch candy
 
[00:58:26]  It's been in a cell is hair and fingernails
 
[00:58:30]  Why don't more I can't believe there was there was a movie is called black hat and had I think Thor in it
 
[00:58:35]  He was yeah Thor was in it and you know he's jacked because the actor is huge
 
[00:58:39]  Yeah, and to explain why a hacker was jacked it so he didn't get raped in prison
 
[00:58:46]  Those that they came up with they're like why is this guy strong? It's like oh, so it's not as he doesn't get sodomized
 
[00:58:53]  In fact he got so jacked you figured why don't I give raping a try?
 
[00:58:56]  I give it a whirl. I mean I did all these pull-ups. I might as well get some boy pussy out of it
 
[00:59:01]  My I think the like the first bit I ever did and I dropped it because it's kind of hacky
 
[00:59:06]  But the first bit I ever did was about like yeah, how they say like
 
[00:59:11]  Don't drop the soap like in prison. It was like a guy coming out of prison be like guys
 
[00:59:21]  You can do whatever you want with the soap they're gonna fuck
 
[00:59:25]  Yeah, you should bring back that's a great job. Yeah, that's a great job
 
[00:59:33]  What was it oh I can't be more people didn't forge check so that catch me if you can guy like I had to write a check recently
 
[00:59:39]  It's just a note. They're like yeah, here's it's an IOU basically it's so fucking checks are dumb as shit, dude
 
[00:59:44]  Mm-hmm. Yeah, well, but you need to think there's numbers on them. You need like he knew he figured it all out
 
[00:59:51]  You know the little do you think you really use those little stickers the planes? Yeah?
 
[01:00:04]  Shitting and pissing himself and then looking at a book called reading for
 
[01:00:12]  Nothing is happening. We'll push it to the limit place
 
[01:00:23]  And then him just getting stuck underneath the sneeze guard of Bob Evans
 
[01:00:39]  They're like sir, this is just barbecue
 
[01:00:49]  The post office you're like isn't that the bank they're like no similar hours and attitudes but completely different spots
 
[01:00:56]  And then at the end he's like catch me if you can
 
[01:01:05]  Pay your father I don't think you did any crime. We're just worried about
 
[01:01:21]  We're gonna cleave him this weekend should we go to the rock and roll Hall of Fame?
 
[01:01:24]  I wouldn't unless you like you know what's you know what this is what it is. I'll tell you exactly what it is guys
 
[01:01:30]  But you guys with prostate cancer pretending they were cool for 40 years ago pretty much
 
[01:01:34]  Yeah, but it this is what it is and it's a little bit interesting. It's a costume museum. Yeah
 
[01:01:39]  There's no there's very few like exhibits beyond your you will see all
 
[01:01:46]  All all of all of your favorite rock and roll bands costumes so that part of it's interesting
 
[01:01:53]  Yeah, it's like you're not gonna see much more than that
 
[01:01:56]  So I don't know something to maybe shit on when we do I would do a live pod
 
[01:02:00]  I would go to I would go to Sokolowski's it's a it's like a Polish Dela contestant which which where they've got fucking crazy
 
[01:02:13]  Pickles no, what are those little with the way
 
[01:02:16]  Perogies like perot. It's just like a it's like a cafeteria style lunch joint
 
[01:02:21]  That's like Cleveland's a very Eastern European nice. So
 
[01:02:25]  Yeah, it's Sokolowski's deli is good. If you like corn beef, I'd go to
 
[01:02:31]  Slimens best corn beef sandwich in the country. I think
 
[01:02:39]  The clubs great are you guys gonna be at
 
[01:02:44]  No the rooms great especially if I don't know what you're following is like in Cleveland if it's full because it's a huge room
 
[01:02:51]  It's a huge room. It's got a balcony, but if it's like
 
[01:02:55]  The balcony doesn't need to be packed, but if the rooms packed it's fucking hot like it's a great room
 
[01:03:00]  I'm sure the clubs fun. The people are nice owned by Greek. Shouts out Nick. Yeah, Nick. It's great. Yeah, Nick
 
[01:03:06]  Oh, that's right. You'll get along. Have you ever met? Yeah, okay. Yeah, you love it. I love I love fucking yeah
 
[01:03:12]  Yeah, yeah, it's a great club. Yeah, they put I don't know what they're doing for the festival
 
[01:03:16]  But they usually put you up at a pretty nice hotel. We're in some hotel. We're the highest nice
 
[01:03:21]  It's right. It's like across the street. We also got to buy those plane tickets
 
[01:03:31]  Well, hey, thanks for coming on. This is great. Yeah, you want to plug your podcast? Yeah, we my podcast is it's kind of similar
 
[01:03:39]  It's probably it's probably for it probably be great for
 
[01:03:43]  comtown fans that are a little on the dumber side
 
[01:03:54]  So follow the red do cast an iTunes subscriber at least give it a check out
 
[01:03:58]  I do it with Greg Stone and and Anthony DeVito and then you do premium episodes on patreon it
 
[01:04:05]  Well, we do we're moving away from that because we have a pretty big announcement coming up soon
 
[01:04:19]  Announcement man, I can't thank you guys enough for having
 
[01:04:26]  Greg and Anthony yeah, I wouldn't have those two
 
[01:04:33]  I just want to hear just whatever wild shit Greg has to say it's the best
 
[01:04:37]  I mean that's what our that our podcast is based around I laughed about that Adam Savine thing
 
[01:04:43]  I mean this was probably four years ago
 
[01:04:45]  Yeah, and it's so funny. It's still one of the funniest moments just who's next Adam Savine
 
[01:04:55]  Here's the thing here's the thing about Greg is
 
[01:04:58]  You get to know him long enough and you realize like he sort of is doing bits
 
[01:05:03]  But he doesn't even really know it like yeah, his life is in his DNA
 
[01:05:07]  Yeah, like and like I've I've always said like I'll always say like people ask me for my favorite comedians
 
[01:05:13]  Like I can tell you like who my favorite stand-ups are about always say my favorite my the funniest guy offstage to me
 
[01:05:20]  It's Greg Stone. Yeah, he makes me laugh harder than anyone else because he's he's just like nuts all the time
 
[01:05:26]  It's like how butterflies know how beautiful it is
 
[01:05:33]  He's doing that's beautiful. So thanks, man. Oh beautiful. I gotta tell Greg you said that yeah, oh, I love stone
 
[01:05:39]  Um, all right guys. So please the art show is past. No, it's going up to women strange women
 
[01:05:45]  No idea who he is your style. He's like stop her and send him a butterfly
 
[01:05:53]  So the fucking Cleveland and Boston shows just happened actually
 
[01:05:58]  Thanks for coming. Thanks for coming everyone and I this weekend
 
[01:06:01]  I am in Connecticut the Fairfield comic club on Friday the seventh. Please come check that out next weekend
 
[01:06:07]  I'm in Lafayette, Louisiana on the 14th in New Orleans on the 15th
 
[01:06:11]  Then I'm in Chicago on the 21st in the 22nd and Detroit on the 23rd
 
[01:06:17]  We have funny moms coming up on the 10th
 
[01:06:24]  Um and then after that Australia, I guess by tickets are us fucking going to fucking oh 10th
 
[01:06:31]  Can you not make it? I might be out of town. Yeah, so might just be me. Yeah, fuck. I gotta walk up and down the stage and shit
 
[01:06:36]  All right, I'll be good need help. I'm here, right? You want to hear brother? What 10th? You want to co-host?
 
[01:06:42]  Yeah, I would come do a show. Yes, Pat 10th. Yeah, the 910, um, which has serious?
 
[01:06:53]  Be doing a show in Denver on September 30th. So if you're in Denver keep an eye out. I'm trying to figure something out
 
[01:07:00]  So please come out to that and uh, yeah, that's it guys come see us in Australia
 
[01:07:08]  Brisbane the 28th so um, that's it for us guys. Thanks. Thanks again to Brendan
 
[01:07:13]  Yeah, thank you guys so much. That was really fun. Yeah, bye everybody