[00:00:00] All right, we're ready to have a rip Warren racist good time. Are you gonna hit him already hit

[00:00:06] him?

[00:00:07] Wow fucking imbecile

[00:00:09] Jim lip is wow you like my new French fuck tape the muzzy for fat people

[00:00:16] Who's muzzy motherfucker?

[00:00:19] Friends about its cousin and it's muzzy's and he's still French, but now he's like a black guy that's like a crip

[00:00:25] You know, he's a good

[00:00:27] a

[00:00:29] Savacas

[00:00:33] Cuzzy

[00:00:35] You guys can't you guys kid definitely can't speak any other languages, right?

[00:00:39] Savacas I can say that bitch

[00:00:41] Sava sava sava means what's up or how it's not just a bad just means like hello

[00:00:45] No, I mean, I think it translates literally to like it goes so it's like, you know like

[00:00:51] Saba be in yeah, it's going well. Yeah like that. Yeah, we're like going maybe you know like we're gonna go to the store

[00:00:59] Sava you know

[00:01:09] Tua cat sank's

[00:01:11] Set we know if these yes

[00:01:14] Oh, yeah, oh, she's 11. Oh, these you took French

[00:01:22] It's a Spanish I took French one for three years

[00:01:29] In middle school you took French one like you took it you took the first half of French one in seventh grade the second half in eighth grade

[00:01:36] And then in high school they're like well great you can start a French too. And I was like, oh, no. No, I will start I took skipping the line

[00:01:46] In seventh grade I took French one and then in eighth grade I took French one B hell. Yeah, because they had like to be like

[00:01:52] Yeah, you weren't good enough. Yeah. Yeah, you only have to repeat half the year

[00:01:56] Yeah, but then I just like nailed French one because I don't know shit. I just failed the last test. Yeah

[00:02:01] I didn't have to study. It was great. Yeah, dude. That's high school was awesome. Yeah, and that's where my friends class

[00:02:07] That is where I saw 9 11 happen nice nice. I was in Jim. I was eating a baguette. I was

[00:02:15] Then the teachers like yes

[00:02:18] We have this is on it. This is what they get for changing the name of French fries

[00:02:23] Like that doesn't happen yet. Yeah

[00:02:25] I found out on my on my clock radio from the 98.5 morning zoo

[00:02:33] On your suck cock radio

[00:02:36] It wasn't it was on my clock radio because I was on the suck cock as a Pacific time zone kid

[00:02:42] So and then I woke up my parents. I said not today's 9 11 guys

[00:02:47] Did you not did you not see the calendar? This is a 9 11 related?

[00:02:51] But this is a French teacher related my high school French teacher someone wrote graffiti on the desk that I you know

[00:02:58] how you guys remember it was different period so it wasn't just your desk and

[00:03:02] He he pulled me aside. He was like, I know and know what you did. I was like what?

[00:03:09] Yeah, and he was I was he loved me

[00:03:11] I was like very and he was I could see the despair in his eyes. He was like on your desk. It said

[00:03:17] Mr. Aziz is faggot

[00:03:28] Damn somebody wrote on my faggot on his desk

[00:03:34] Mr. Aziz puts his fingers in a woman's mouth in the club weirdly

[00:03:40] He does a claw motion

[00:03:42] Woman's mouth I saw his nose yours my feeling I see whole article right on Beb

[00:03:51] I was a new self as he's she's asked for a white one, but you get a red to imply that I am

[00:04:00] engaging rapey behavior

[00:04:02] Whatever the fuck that means stop eating puffers on Mike you fucking done. Yeah, I can hear it

[00:04:11] Wherein the head is wearing the nobody even knew I was

[00:04:15] Practically eating cereal

[00:04:17] They say no more no more free Randy

[00:04:21] the I

[00:04:23] Was getting my dick sucked a little beat and then I tried to fuck and now everyone knows

[00:04:27] It's very embarrassing salute to mr. Aziz salute to mr. Aziz

[00:04:34] I'm a rockin

[00:04:36] teacher

[00:04:37] I'm gonna I want to get real successful

[00:04:39] And then like just pick up young women and bring them back to my apartment and then lock the door and make them watch me use that racing wheel

[00:04:47] See how long it takes before I get an article like that

[00:04:53] People don't know how to

[00:04:55] Yeah, my manager

[00:04:59] How much he loves video games and did try and fuck you it was good thing. He's gay and weird say he tried to fuck you

[00:05:06] Say he raped you

[00:05:12] Still can't do any shows but you're definitely better so they're like wait Mullens with Dave Becky and he's like no

[00:05:17] This is just my thing

[00:05:19] I don't even know

[00:05:21] This is what I like to do call people up and give them the business

[00:05:28] Yeah

[00:05:29] Which you know, it's like Dave Becky calling up women and threatening them for like trying to expose Louis C K

[00:05:35] Is probably the most a manager has ever done for

[00:05:42] You know in a strange way that makes you will the man works for his client that makes him one of the best managers

[00:05:48] That's what makes him like the guy right right makes him a fucking good manager. Yeah, it's hard to get an email

[00:05:55] I can't get an email back. Yeah, it's like I don't even have a manager

[00:05:58] If you have a man if you have a management company or interested in services of Stavi, baby, please message me at

[00:06:05] Suck my nuts at no just on my website

[00:06:09] It's very available stop at stop

[00:06:12] Stavi dot Biz. Yeah all inquiries if you want to threaten women

[00:06:17] That are trying to go public with that story and there are a lot of them

[00:06:25] For some reason they come to me

[00:06:27] No, they're not women who have been sexually disappointed

[00:06:32] Disgusted and are forcing no it's always a nice time. We're always having a nice time. Yeah now

[00:06:38] Maybe sure does it take a couple pumps to get my

[00:06:41] Penis all the way up to fucking oh you use your birthday your birthday president

[00:06:46] I

[00:06:47] Drive but it's a wet pump. So what am I gonna water it?

[00:06:50] I'm and jerk off and be like what I'm like hold on

[00:06:55] And I come back to

[00:06:56] Heart-ass

[00:06:57] For some people finding out stop Fox and it's only men for some reason women get it

[00:07:03] But like they what's up girls? Yeah, cuz he's confident and flat exactly

[00:07:07] But when the nice guy when men hear that stop fuck

[00:07:09] It's like some Brooklyn Heights like Hillary woman not understanding how Donald Trump won the election

[00:07:18] Yeah, mr. Cheeto sure he's gonna win

[00:07:22] And then just living in fucking constant despair

[00:07:25] It's a realizing the world doesn't reflect what you thought it did. Yep. Sorry. Yeah, I'm

[00:07:32] Your what your girls. He has some economic anxiety. You know it does it's funny because I don't like the

[00:07:38] Delectoristness, right? I don't you don't like horny. I don't like horniness

[00:07:42] Which really seeing how angry it makes people when they realize that you fuck I

[00:07:48] Really enjoy that. Yeah, there we go because all theirs is is like a subdued horniness

[00:07:52] I can't express it's right which is even worse absolutely those people should be killed

[00:07:57] Mm-hmm, and then you'll get to me. Yeah, yeah like guys that thing

[00:08:01] Sate my blood lust with that

[00:08:03] Nice dude. Yeah, we found it. That's honestly the biggest tension in our relationship

[00:08:09] Huh is that you can't enjoy when I fuck but now that what are you talking about?

[00:08:13] We all we all like when you're like Nick found out the way to enjoy it. No, I don't like your

[00:08:19] You're a horniness. I don't like the horniness. Yeah, he doesn't like your performative horniness

[00:08:23] I mean which is which is fake which he's calling after being

[00:08:28] No, I never said it was fake. I think thank you. I think it's indulgent. It is indulgent. I'm a whole I'm a whole

[00:08:33] I mean it's definite. Yeah, of course my whole being is not being able to not do what I want to do

[00:08:38] That's my biggest issue. I love drugs and sucking on to include and chocolates

[00:08:43] Yeah, and a whole and I think I've already done all the things that I want to do. Mm-hmm, and it brings me nothing

[00:08:49] No, you probably have some more stuff on your list. No, not really

[00:08:52] You ever learn how to code I mean I did that yes, and I did the racing wheel thing kind of as a joke

[00:08:58] But it was like I mean I bought an eight hundred dollar race

[00:09:02] I mean if that doesn't do it. Yeah, here we are a year later. Hmm

[00:09:07] But I'm glad it's fall man. I'm telling you. Oh, yeah, we definitely should hit a cabin

[00:09:12] Yeah, let's do a show in like Vermont or something and then stay there for a couple. That would be nice

[00:09:18] Yeah, really would we should do it

[00:09:20] Right when we get back just always be on to Japan

[00:09:25] We're professionals

[00:09:33] Because I'm gonna start eating puffins to do to have them I put them out there for they are very tasty

[00:09:38] Okay, serial shout out to the puffins corporation the peanut butter flavor is fantastic cinnamon is pretty good

[00:09:45] There's peanut butter is very good. So stop you just got back from the

[00:09:50] Chicago shots out to Detroit you guys got to go do the Lincoln Lodge, bro. Yeah, it was awesome that place fucking rocked I

[00:09:57] Heard people were giving you mad pills. I did take a loose pill from somebody

[00:10:02] I would just hand me a colonipin about instead of the Lincoln log

[00:10:05] It's the blinkin log right and then the mascot is a dick and then that

[00:10:09] Do as it's winking I like that. You know, there's a little eyebrow the top of the foreskin. Maybe it's a monocle

[00:10:16] But there's no other eye

[00:10:18] It's a blinking long cool. Does it have a beard?

[00:10:22] Yeah, a little a blinkin beard a blinkin hat. It's also a blinkin. It's a blinkin. It goes back to Lincoln whoa

[00:10:29] You know nice, so then it's the blinkin, but it's spelled B L I N C O L N

[00:10:34] Oh Lincoln hogg. Yeah

[00:10:50] Wait, what is this from?

[00:10:53] Lincoln log

[00:10:55] The blinking hog is a

[00:11:02] With a Monica

[00:11:06] It's winking at you, which I don't know how we would even

[00:11:11] I've ever seen a business before

[00:11:16] Ever been to a restaurant

[00:11:18] I

[00:11:22] Know I'm blinking and winking me the same thing

[00:11:25] Blinking a week no blinking is what two eyes and so we're making is one of those stands for by winking by winking

[00:11:39] Nick you are you're the smartest one. Yeah, sure. I'm really into etymology these days. Hey, I'm really into edamame. I'll yeah

[00:11:46] Yeah

[00:11:48] Damn, I had one night where I was like just there was some edamame and I was eating it

[00:11:52] I'm like man. Oh, it's fucking edamame is like

[00:11:55] It's all empty and then I realized I was just sucking amber's leftover edamame shell

[00:11:59] That's a sad feeling

[00:12:02] When you go for the bowl it was pretty awful. Yeah

[00:12:07] That's really sad

[00:12:09] And I went through like five of them before I realized yeah

[00:12:12] Because it's not like someone just like sort it's like drinking from a straw or water

[00:12:16] No, it's something that's been sucked up. So submerged in their mouth. Yeah

[00:12:22] Yeah

[00:12:23] No, I did that with a dick. It's like a level of intimacy. I wasn't prepared for yeah

[00:12:29] That's why I had to move out. Yeah, that makes sense man. Edamame thing

[00:12:33] Yeah, I just saw Ernest this morning. I'm cat sitting right now. Oh, yeah, did you fuck him?

[00:12:39] He's fat dude. He's fat again. You gained weight. Yeah, it's not all came back. You got a big as shit and in on tour

[00:12:47] Dude, I can't stop getting fucked up. It's awesome. I am gonna die like every fat comic man. Yeah, it just feels too good

[00:12:54] You're gonna be dead in five years. No, I'm not I don't know what's gonna happen with the show

[00:12:57] I'm not gonna be dead. You should

[00:12:59] You should try to get cast as in Confederacy it does you should try to get cast in like plaster

[00:13:06] And so that you're in my body. Yeah, Hansela

[00:13:12] You could just get her that kind of casting

[00:13:17] Now I do listen, okay, I mean I'm I'm going I'm basically off the road until we go to Japan or whatever

[00:13:25] You're not gonna be on dying in Japan. Absolutely not but for a couple weeks before that

[00:13:31] I'm gonna get it together Australia and you eat an entire kangaroo

[00:13:37] Just one hop into my mouth

[00:13:44] The truth is I truly have been abusing my body and I felt horrible for four weeks

[00:13:49] Yeah, but every time I don't feel horrible for a second. I start getting fucked up and that feels awesome

[00:13:54] Yeah, so what I'm gonna do is be sober for a couple weeks

[00:13:58] I

[00:13:59] Maybe start taking at her all again to suppress my appetite. Yeah, that's a good idea

[00:14:03] Yeah, and then yeah, and then I'll be good. That's a great idea

[00:14:07] Really

[00:14:09] Yeah, yeah, sorry smoking sick and chewing gum and doing a at her all you should get really into cigarettes

[00:14:15] Yeah, and leather jacket do that the maybe you should get Spanx no, I don't want that

[00:14:21] It's not gonna lose weight. He's just gonna show his ass more

[00:14:25] That's actually you know, maybe I do one

[00:14:29] Into corsets

[00:14:33] Real busty real

[00:14:36] My tits out just like a fucking whore in the old west

[00:14:42] That would be fucking hilarious dude

[00:14:44] Yeah, and then just my tits get because I'm not a fan man with titties

[00:14:47] I've seen some of those guys. Yeah, but imagine if I could read if all my stomach went to my day. Yeah, I said flat stomach

[00:14:54] You have like a bowling ball cheese. Yeah, it's actually has for a for obesity. It's probably the best case in there

[00:14:59] Yes, from you know what? Yeah for regular obesity. This is the best you're not like a pudding shape

[00:15:04] I know listen. I wear my I wear my fat well. Yeah as well as possible

[00:15:09] And a cute little rascal dude. I know what the fuck is going on here. Yeah

[00:15:12] Well, yeah shots out to everyone in Chicago that came out to see me you

[00:15:17] shots out. I'm sorry

[00:15:20] Come boy tried to give me drugs

[00:15:22] But I said no I

[00:15:25] Couldn't I couldn't go pick it up or something like that. I really appreciate the offer and next time I'm in town

[00:15:30] I will what kind of drugs a couple pills

[00:15:34] Xannies

[00:15:34] Clonopins I needed I was gonna I was gonna stock up for the plane ride because we got a dose for the plane ride to Japan

[00:15:41] Yeah, yeah, knock that shit out. That's gonna be a long ass. That's what I did on the way to South Africa

[00:15:45] I did I took a half of a Xanax like that Drake song. Yeah. Yeah, it really doesn't worry

[00:15:51] I'm gonna find a TV show. I've been seen and download all the episodes

[00:15:54] Dude the team they got a TV right in the at the seat

[00:15:57] I had a plug my shit in I'm gonna find the TV show and watch that's what I did actually last time one Japan

[00:16:02] I watched a term all the term. Yeah, dude. I got I watched a bunch of homicide life on the street that way

[00:16:08] That's how I got into homicide. Where are you going? I forget just I had like been on the road and stuff. Uh-huh. Yeah

[00:16:14] By the way, it's a hilarious to Drake is a pedophile seems like is that what's going on? Yeah, yeah

[00:16:19] You miss we've spoken in your office since we've spoken a couple things in yeah

[00:16:23] That was us right. Yeah, if it ain't penetration although if it ain't fair it was me in the car years prior

[00:16:31] No, it wasn't in the car. That was that hearing department while we were walking on

[00:16:34] If it ain't penetration ain't a legal dog that was the night where you guys know you guys slept over at Eric's apartment

[00:16:41] I remember specifically because it crushed and I was proud of myself. We were by those you basketball courts. Yeah

[00:16:46] Yeah in bedside. Yeah, yeah, fuck that well when I was saying it Eric's right when we moved up when I moved up

[00:16:51] So I was visiting for the weekend. I thought we were he was driving around though. He driven up feel like I was driving

[00:16:56] Yeah, but you crashed at Eric said night. Yeah, he drove. Yeah, he drove up. Yeah

[00:17:00] We were in his car by those basketball courts. Yeah, that's where in open a tration in a lead very funny

[00:17:06] Dog

[00:17:09] Was before we had established this dynamic. That's yeah, we were just people happen to hang we're just friends

[00:17:18] But that

[00:17:21] 18 year old who he's known since he was 16 she was 16 and that's borderline that's weird and then he started that's not pedophilia

[00:17:28] That's it's weird base texting. He's a he's texting the girl from stranger things. Yeah, but they've been texting for a while

[00:17:35] Yeah, but that's what I'm gonna start texting a boy from stranger

[00:17:39] Which one the lion kid this boy. Yeah, that's mine dude. Come on. You've been grooming

[00:17:44] I was like I just have advice for

[00:17:48] Yeah, I just care about this young man's image that girl from stranger things does legitimately

[00:17:55] I'm not defending Drake here, but she looks like an old woman. Here we go

[00:18:00] She does

[00:18:05] First no

[00:18:07] You should be able to fuck every child that girl no that girl Bobby Brown

[00:18:13] Great way looks like a little boy. Go ahead and fuck is that no

[00:18:16] No, that's what I'm saying not be allowed to fuck like a 26 year old. It looks 14 interesting

[00:18:21] I'm I'm not because I

[00:18:24] You ever plenty of those I I I preface

[00:18:31] Through time now back in the day of like wow this girl so hot and she looks 12 looks like a child

[00:18:36] Come on that's not true. Yeah, some 12. Yeah some 12 year old that dresses exactly like you

[00:18:43] Which you like a sure yeah a Brooklyn girl with the same haircut as he man

[00:18:47] Like the like us open dad hat and then like a rain that's my head

[00:18:54] Always wearing a rain

[00:18:57] Very long with very long sleeves. Yeah, this place fucking sucks. Let's get out of here. Like we're outside

[00:19:05] Yeah, I mean life. It sucks. Let's get the fuck out of life. Well, that's kind of your your wave too, dude

[00:19:11] What do you mean my wave?

[00:19:13] Just referring to life that way anyway the point I was saying was there was no I preface

[00:19:19] No, no, we're not gonna make this. We're not gonna make this we're not gonna make this into another me and alleyway thing

[00:19:25] Where you guys twist my words to make me see

[00:19:28] Bad person alleyway thing there was no twisting of work. No, you said 100

[00:19:33] Help out. Oh, right. Never said I would not sandals

[00:19:38] Stop. I never said that

[00:19:40] I never said that

[00:19:42] Dude take the let's check the tapes

[00:19:46] I wouldn't fucking help it rain

[00:19:50] Is

[00:19:53] Okay, now we're back that was Adam

[00:19:56] Damn, I'm so glad we got that tape

[00:20:00] So glad we invested in that tape machine

[00:20:06] All I'm saying is

[00:20:08] The poor the cassette player of truth dude

[00:20:12] Yeah, my people want to know why the XLR cables have been fucked up for so long. That's because we spent $20 million

[00:20:20] Because I'm true

[00:20:22] Man claims no matter what I'm out of solid gold

[00:20:29] I never said oh god damn it dude. If there's one thing I wouldn't do in sandals and stop a rate

[00:20:35] I never said that everything else. I'll go do

[00:20:41] Take acid and go to get oh my god

[00:20:44] activity

[00:20:46] Go to the Holocaust museum and snicker about everyone

[00:20:54] I think it's cool that Drake's raping that girl. I never said that

[00:20:59] To be fair she looks hot

[00:21:02] I didn't say she was not

[00:21:04] She looks like a sexy

[00:21:06] God damn it guys

[00:21:09] I'm just gonna have to fucking hear this from guys with no chins

[00:21:13] No man. No, what are you saying? Sorry man. Just having a little bit of fun. I think that girl looks weird. That was just the only point

[00:21:19] She looks kind of like an old woman and you should be able to fuck her. No, I never said that

[00:21:24] That's what you said. I literally you didn't even bring it up, but I literally defended that uh the gun guy like last week

[00:21:31] Yeah, you even think about that. Yeah, who's he thinking about yourself?

[00:21:34] What do you mean? You could you could just make this about me and you didn't even yeah you defended the fucking

[00:21:39] 3d printed gun guys and mac is already pointed out preemptively before you can get that's on how it works

[00:21:45] You still said it check mate

[00:21:47] All right, let's run the let's run the tape back on dude. You don't have access

[00:21:51] Oh no, no, let's run the tape back. Oh

[00:21:57] Fuck dude the 3d print oh wow

[00:22:01] Adam damn it dude. I was gonna. I was gonna hop in too, bro

[00:22:06] But it was your bit. Yeah, dude. Fucking here's me eric

[00:22:14] I saw eric a couple weeks ago. I was like what's new? He's like damn really enough mushrooms

[00:22:18] We all like tripping on mushrooms. He's like now. I just like she showed up. I just go on picking them

[00:22:23] Yeah, oh, that's nice. I was gonna say she showed us but that's not a mushroom

[00:22:28] Peppers should talk a shit hockey. That's what I think. I think mushrooms. I thought that was so funny when I was a kid

[00:22:33] Yeah, I was like what

[00:22:35] For real take. Yeah shit take mushrooms the guy the new quarterback

[00:22:41] Well, I'll say it during the pet dsi promo. Maybe but I'm speaking of which my favorite website beat

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[00:22:51] Yeah, be off guys calm you can the premiere sports betting website. Wait is this the real read? Yeah, it's betty. So we should probably say betty

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[00:23:10] You know what look if you buy that and it redirects there then like we can just say beat me off guys

[00:23:16] Dot com and it'll and we don't even have to say bet the SI and then we're technically

[00:23:21] Still driving traffic. I'm gonna talk to anyone in that company in months. I don't even know if we have a contract

[00:23:32] But hey

[00:23:34] There are the premiere sports betting website on the internet. They got an easy use mobile app that's it's called the fun play win app

[00:23:41] Mm-hmm. I think so is that what it's called. I don't know. I don't think so

[00:23:45] But you go on the app store and you download the app and this is really fucking great guys

[00:23:50] My grandson showed me how to really how to spend my social security check

[00:23:55] Mullen junior yeah, how to spend my social security check betting on jousting events at medieval times

[00:24:02] It's only sport. I'm into is jousting and my grandson Ronaldo think junior because the first of us were not

[00:24:14] So it's not my son

[00:24:16] Ronaldo think junior mm-hmm, which I honestly I'm kind of disappointed

[00:24:20] He wasn't named after his grandfather pretty fucked up, you know pretty fucked up of your infant son my fucking I'm glad he died

[00:24:28] Anyways you can bet on

[00:24:30] You can bet on

[00:24:40] Where's your fucking sports games you got that over there child exists

[00:24:46] You can bet on the pictures, you know which picture is gonna win the best fucking one

[00:24:51] Oh, yeah, you know what's Donald Trump gonna say next. Oh, yeah, well, I got an idea

[00:24:57] I think that was literally one of the things you could bet on really. Yeah, I was being a fucking dork

[00:25:02] Well, how many times is Trump gonna tweet?

[00:25:05] I can't wait to bet money on this that was like during the Super Bowl right?

[00:25:09] They said how many times is he gonna be tweeching the super yeah

[00:25:12] Anyways, they got a lot of stuff you can bet on they got great customer service 24 hour

[00:25:19] You know a lot of these companies they may only have

[00:25:21] 24 or 6 that's right service or 25 24 and what does 24 7 mean?

[00:25:29] 247 days out of here. Yes. Yeah, two hundred forty seven days those other whatever amount of days. They're not scheduled

[00:25:35] Do you know how I say a chance so you bet?

[00:25:39] Whether or not

[00:25:41] They're gonna be open and then you find out the hard way the very hard way. Yeah, yeah, you can't judge drift beat me off guys

[00:25:52] Well speaking of

[00:25:55] But whatever what are our picks so last week

[00:25:57] I said that the Buffalo Bills wouldn't win a game and this year and they were 16 and a half point dogs

[00:26:03] To the Minnesota Vikings on the road and they beat the Josh and dude and Josh Allen

[00:26:09] Church of Josh Allen Josh Allen one so that was count that as the Friedland blessing your

[00:26:14] Okay, I met the Ravens beat the the Broncos outright and I may have said not to take them

[00:26:20] We were getting points, but this time against the Steelers

[00:26:23] Bet your whole fucking house on it man

[00:26:25] The Ravens never have never lost the Steelers and they never will but more importantly

[00:26:30] I think I think what you were getting at Adam is that if you're really a come-town fan

[00:26:35] You will bet everything on the 49ers winning the Super Bowl this year, right?

[00:26:39] Because Jimmy Garoppolo's injured with me a fan or a beat hard their new

[00:26:45] Quarterback is a guy named beat hard and you know who's backing him up a guy named Nick Mullins

[00:26:51] Oh, yeah, Nick Mullins. That's right for the 49. Yeah. Yeah, so that's those are our picks guys

[00:26:57] So if this beat hard guy doesn't work out because of Jimmy Garoppolo's ACL

[00:27:01] We're gonna get Nick Mullins in there. I think that we're terrible at the the actual predictions

[00:27:06] We're people can make money, but then the fun ones like the Catholic Church is gonna fuck a bunch of kids again

[00:27:14] I mean don't bet on any of the things we say during the read wait until we make predictions later

[00:27:19] And then find the way to bet on those. That's right look and when you're doing it use promo code come

[00:27:26] 120 come 120 CUM

[00:27:29] 120 I don't see they can change that to come 41

[00:27:35] You still get you still get 120% bonus

[00:27:39] Mm-hmm, which means you know, you know, we covered it last up. Yeah, you guys. Yeah, we already did this read last

[00:27:44] That's how that works. Yeah, I just go listen to the other one the commercials already playing the last time we did the show

[00:28:01] God damn I

[00:28:03] Really you know what I was like

[00:28:05] They tell you you get like dumber is you get older, which is true. I definitely am becoming dumber

[00:28:10] Which seems I could be depressing, but it is awesome. It's everything so much funny. I love being

[00:28:16] You know, I you don't give a shit about fuck. No, you know, I

[00:28:22] Know yeah, so anyway, anyways. Yeah, I'm one twenty

[00:28:26] You get 120% bonus on your deposit. So you put in $200 you get

[00:28:32] It's not like that

[00:28:39] Betts I dot com we're back all right and we're back

[00:28:43] We should do a whole episode. It's just one horrible read

[00:28:48] Horrific read dude, we thought about that actually try and company try and sell that to companies is like look

[00:28:54] We'll do an entire podcast episode. Yeah, and then you get it make sure you get the money first because you would charge him like

[00:29:00] $50,000 yeah, and then most of it is bad. How if you can drink wants to rape an old child

[00:29:06] It looks like an old woman or something. Yeah

[00:29:13] We're back and we're back and we're back and we went me and Adam went to see Paul Simon God. I'm so jealous

[00:29:20] Are you I am stand the whole time. Oh, nevermind. Yeah three hours too long for us

[00:29:26] Now I would have brought my own little chair dude. Well, yeah, there was like a there was a blanket section

[00:29:31] It was all these like shitty as baby boomers like taking up way too much room like two of them to like a huge

[00:29:37] Blanket was very annoying, but yeah, the show was amazing

[00:29:41] And I got a guy that thinks baby boomer means pedophile

[00:29:44] Yeah, and he hears all these people identifying as baby boomers and he's a pedophile so he's like oh we can just

[00:29:57] Go to VFW hall with just a bunch of child yeah, right at the Paul Simon concert showing me with child porn on his phone. Yeah

[00:30:11] They're all baby boomers

[00:30:14] Everybody was booming

[00:30:17] Baby booming kids ass. There's a lot of guys and his wife there, you know like guys with their like wives who's

[00:30:24] Recently sexually liberated 65 year old women with their just huge sagging titties like doing recently sexually

[00:30:32] Like just women be like

[00:30:34] It's amazing out here, you know, you know like those kind of women just doing they're like really embarrassing

[00:30:40] Saying it's amazing. I

[00:30:43] Do not know what I'm not trying to make fun of you. Yeah, I don't know that

[00:30:47] Oh

[00:30:53] Yeah, you know that you know I have new like sexual awakening

[00:30:58] I want that for my mother but you know any of it I did have a genuinely good

[00:31:04] Unironically good time and then right after the show we saw a 13 year old boy who clearly just had a growth spirit

[00:31:11] Holding hands with his mom

[00:31:13] We just snapped out of it shout out to that kid you guys can figure out who that kid is based on that

[00:31:20] Simon concert grown apart

[00:31:22] Good at finding people

[00:31:25] Please find that kid. Yeah, mayor bill

[00:31:28] Oh

[00:31:30] Which by the way guys that guy Ian already heard that

[00:31:34] Me just oh Ian from Boston Ian from New Bedford. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh really? Yeah

[00:31:39] Yeah already you're fucking shitting on me. I'm upset at all, but he said he wants to come on the show

[00:31:45] So yeah, we'll have one. Well, yeah, I already forgot

[00:31:49] Massachusetts and like two weeks in doing episode. Yeah, I would love to have him on the show to go up to Massachusetts for him

[00:31:57] No, I got a business up there anyways. I got a place you got a business. Yeah, yeah, I got business

[00:32:01] Nice. What kind of business don't worry about it. There's plenty of shit that I know about your business make money on the side

[00:32:07] Don't talk about it people don't know about um, yeah

[00:32:11] What are we going to Japan in two weeks?

[00:32:15] It's before that it's actually in three days

[00:32:19] By in two weeks, okay

[00:32:24] Please suck my penis maybe five days. I don't know who knows 28 or something

[00:32:29] Yeah, we should go up there and do do one with Ian

[00:32:32] It's really I was worried that people figure out who he was in like him shit, but it doesn't seem like people are doing that nice

[00:32:37] Yeah, well, let's make sure yeah, wait did people figure out who he was or he just really heard it immediately people

[00:32:44] Just from his first name

[00:32:47] Yeah

[00:32:51] That is cray damn are they gonna cyber bully mr. Aziz

[00:32:54] Oh boy damn

[00:32:58] You say I am

[00:33:04] And I had to be like I had to like not laugh in his face

[00:33:09] Yeah, the blazio introduced Paul Simon got booed really people were like fix the fucking trains

[00:33:15] Shouts out to young the blazio. Shouts out to Dante de Blasio de blast my whole the blast my whole yeah

[00:33:24] What's his first name?

[00:33:27] Reginald Giovanni

[00:33:29] Giovanni de blast my whole Giovanni de Blasio would be a great

[00:33:36] Well de Blasio is a fake name it is yeah as real names like William like

[00:33:40] Well, helm or something. Yeah, it's German. So really yeah, yeah damn

[00:33:46] The blazio is like a completely fake name. He came up. Well, it was like his stepdad or something wasn't it?

[00:33:51] He didn't have a stepdad

[00:33:53] Nah, he just he was reading the name

[00:33:58] Yeah, that's not actually is even witness protection. Yeah, yeah, he's just posing as the mayor

[00:34:03] I'm gonna change my name with Giovanni de Blasio dude. The people are still engaging in like Julius Alizar

[00:34:09] Like

[00:34:11] Apology which I don't do she's definitely mentally ill she already won yeah, I know she like stop apologizing for her

[00:34:18] She's like a liar. Yeah for sure. Yeah. Yeah to decide like I can understand not one good

[00:34:25] They're not wanting to say anything prior to the election thinking you might have some fucking impact

[00:34:30] Yeah, like she's clearly just misrepresented like a bunch of shit. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't give a fuck

[00:34:36] I just I want liars on my side too. Well, that's the point is like I would have voted for her still like cuz her platform

[00:34:43] I agreed with more than the guy that like took all them like was the biggest recipient of real estate

[00:34:49] Yeah, lobby funds in like the state Senate or whatever. Hell yeah

[00:34:53] Yeah, I would have voted for like the crazy girl liar. Yeah, of course. Yeah, I would like some terrible Democrats who want to like do

[00:35:00] She wasn't lying about anything like substantive. It was all like just weird identity shit

[00:35:04] But was like I'm from Columbia

[00:35:08] She probably surprised keep their nannas which is cool. She's a man. That's legend. Yeah, and he probably fucks good

[00:35:16] Do you ever listen? No, if you take that like he's got a cat named Tito

[00:35:19] No, it wasn't that chance you take back the least the least yeah the least like

[00:35:24] That's pretty fun. Favourable reading of this situation as far as like she's concerned

[00:35:29] Mm-hmm then what she did was like pretend to be his wife to steal money from her bank account

[00:35:36] That's a yes to thought shit, but she then countersued the wife and then they settled

[00:35:42] But the wife was also dying of cancer. It's a mess. I don't know what they that's not good optics

[00:35:47] Yeah, there's not a not a good look about Bobtix. Oh, it's what you looking down again your dick

[00:35:52] I love Bob Bix. I love good Bob

[00:36:02] Glasses but on the inside it's just

[00:36:04] I'm good my dick

[00:36:19] Local lens craps

[00:36:21] They're like what's Bobtix describe it to them. It's a kind of glasses. Oh my god. Oh

[00:36:37] Stupidest

[00:36:41] I want to always be looking at my it's like by folk. Oh, it's not stupid dude. I guess that's really shit

[00:36:46] I've ever heard my life. I would be one of the shark tank guys

[00:36:55] No, yeah, I would yeah, I would be one of the sharks

[00:37:07] Can we scam our way on the shark tank to do some to do a pitch yeah the pitch Bob of course

[00:37:13] Dude

[00:37:16] The blinkens blinkens hot yeah, we got a lot of ideas

[00:37:26] Mavericks, how are you doing?

[00:37:28] I've got an idea for you. I'll be like yo, this is funny man. Mr. Wonderful is also my penis's name

[00:37:34] And then we're in with him already

[00:37:37] That's his name right mr. Wonderful mr. P. Nis mr. Wonderful

[00:37:41] Isn't that the looks like fat yeah, yeah, the Canadian guy the bald guy. He's gay, right?

[00:37:47] He's gay. No, my name is also my penis's name is mr. Wonderful

[00:37:51] Mr. Wonderful Kevin whatever wait mr. Clean

[00:37:55] No, the guy from shark tank. Oh, oh, oh, yeah

[00:38:00] Kevin O'Leary Kevin O'Leary the one that looks Jewish, but isn't he's so leery's Irish. Yeah, yeah

[00:38:07] I what I was gonna say is I will endear myself to him by being like this is crazy my penis wait stop. Did you say he's gay?

[00:38:12] Did you seems gay? Did you allege he's gay? I did I think that should just be there are stances the show

[00:38:18] I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I'm saying I think he is because he acts gay

[00:38:24] He's like bitchy

[00:38:27] About go on shark your business is never gonna wear go on his his cancel

[00:38:33] Go on good idea sis

[00:38:35] You go on shark tank and your business ideas a gate are and you just pointed at

[00:38:42] He's like what the fuck and then like you know mark you gonna be like I don't know if I want to buy this

[00:38:52] Sasha Baron Cohen with a pedophiles was so

[00:38:57] It was like a beauty was a door. Yeah, and then he was like he's like I'm sorry

[00:39:01] It's must be malfunctioning every time more we just be part of shit. Oh, you weren't somebody else's jacket

[00:39:10] He's like have you had your jacket all day

[00:39:20] Damn is that an airport from the above. Yeah, that's fucking crazy looks cool

[00:39:25] Yeah, fuck the Detroit Airport by the way aerial photography Detroit Airport. I thought it's kind of nice

[00:39:30] I was there must be crazy to be like a bomb a deer in like World War two

[00:39:34] I mean even now fucked up because you like the Apache shit where you just kill people and infrared

[00:39:39] Yeah, yeah, but to like drop bombs on a city

[00:39:49] Just killing so many people yeah, yeah

[00:39:53] Well, I love that Paul Tibbets as long as they were crouch what's that guys right? Yeah

[00:39:57] Yeah, you're good. What's that guy's name Paul Tibbets? No, but I didn't know his name. That's the I'm sorry

[00:40:03] It's a terrible tick of Paul Paul Tibbets is the guy that flew the Enola gay who dropped pause

[00:40:09] dropped the bomb and never apologize for it is like glad to this day that you did it used to do reenactments of him

[00:40:17] self

[00:40:19] Like yeah, fly the plane and wave to people and he's like and that's how I killed the japs

[00:40:22] Yeah, he loved that shit. That's awesome, dude. You know what respect to him. No way to him

[00:40:29] His culture. Yeah, well, that's true. You know what no respect no respect to him

[00:40:34] I changed my name idea fuck Paul Tibbets. We're pro-jap suck this suck my tidbits Paul Tibbets

[00:40:40] That's what I say and we're pro-jap the japwam wa the japwane

[00:40:44] Prove its niponies in French. Does they call me really he pwn? Yeah, well, that's what it's called in that's what Japanese

[00:40:51] Boo is called Japan really yeah, they call it which I thought it was knee-pawn

[00:40:57] Fuck what's wrong?

[00:40:59] This thing came unplugged. It's fine. This is still recording

[00:41:04] Do you being rough dude? Well, I mean I'm trying to make sure this shit doesn't fucking turn off what we're doing the show

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[00:42:00] Papa New Guinean tribe of the the do-do peachoo people none of them stand over five feet tall

[00:42:06] They're a warrior clan that believes a man's a child's penis must be ripped off by a toucan before you can progress in the

[00:42:15] adulthood yeah, whoa and that's

[00:42:18] They went even to those guys the right of the good fabrics so these guys they live in constant pain

[00:42:24] Because their dick has been ripped off by a bird a colorful bird without Madison

[00:42:28] So they know the importance of good on go absolutely and they can't procreate so they have to continuously steal people from other tribes

[00:42:40] They've all been kidnapped and they've been kidnapped by the Irish nuns

[00:42:45] And you know why they stick around how good that fucking underwear feels on

[00:42:49] Well ripped off nub con

[00:42:51] If you're properly back well the underwear is a Irish orphan life living in a jungle knowing your dicks about to get ripped off

[00:42:59] And the only thing you have to look forward to is back well

[00:43:04] That is the only reason you don't put a bamboo a stick a sharp and stick a bamboo in your mouth

[00:43:10] And then jump face first off a short branch

[00:43:13] The only way to quote unquote blow your brains out in the dark jungles

[00:43:22] And I know you're thinking those guys fucked up toucan bitten dicks might smell bad

[00:43:27] Yeah, but guess what my and mac well none the way is naturally anti microbial. What's that mean? Oh?

[00:43:34] It means they got them special fabrics that suck off all the odor and make you smell smell good and your fresh as hell

[00:43:42] You won't smell like that dark-ass jungle anymore. That's for sure and that's their silver line of shirts

[00:43:48] That's right, but they got a lot of stuff crewnecks

[00:43:51] tank tops tank tops socks socks underwear of the feet

[00:43:56] Mm-hmm as they're known yep to be called. I think they have a duffle bagger. That's good shit

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[00:44:07] To receive either 20 or 25% off your order. Mm-hmm covered. I mean that yeah that email is so far buried in there

[00:44:15] And we've been doing the same read for year and a half. So I don't know it's either 20

[00:44:19] Look, we'll say to be safe. We'll say 20% but the underwear is great

[00:44:22] So go ahead and and that is if you don't fucking like it complain you complain call them up and say hey

[00:44:28] I thought the toucan came with the other way. I'm trying to get my shit ripped off

[00:44:33] They'll refund you had no questions asked you can keep the underwear. Mm-hmm

[00:44:38] They might ask that I don't know they might ask you like what your name is yeah

[00:44:42] Yeah, well you're you know credit card information was yeah, you bought the underwear with I can't even smell that because I'm wearing anti

[00:44:49] Microbial and we're back. Yes. They have a guarantee that your farts will be

[00:44:54] Oh, I would love to work in one of those places where it's like if you don't really see the smile your meal is free

[00:44:59] And then the person behind the counter is like some minimum wage employee. Uh-huh and then get hired and make a point of not

[00:45:05] Spiling the company just put him out of business day one. Yeah, they're like you

[00:45:13] Dick bitch, I always think it's very not they say your father's Boston market motherfucker

[00:45:20] I was pretty meaning how they make people like in service sing for people what a cold-sun creamery

[00:45:27] And yeah, and I like Apple bees or whatever. They don't sing for you. Yeah happy birthday. Oh, yeah

[00:45:36] That's all but they can't sing I really because it's licensed by yeah, they got a lot

[00:45:40] I would love some like fucking mom to come up to somebody at a restaurant to be like

[00:45:44] It's my son's birthday. I'm gonna wait to be like, okay. Yeah. Oh

[00:45:49] Oh, congrats. Yeah, I give a walk. I who gives a shit. Kind of tip me now. I'm about to leave

[00:45:57] Don't feel like finishing your food

[00:46:00] I'm going home. It's probably gonna be like around 60 bucks. So I don't know give it to 15 cash

[00:46:10] Hey, I'll be your waiter and if you could tip me right now, I'd really just guys

[00:46:14] Listen, I'm trying to get out of here dude. The only one on is your tip. So

[00:46:20] You do like a tip-up front thing here at outback

[00:46:23] I'm bringing your check upside downville cuz it's like Australia where everything's the opposite. So you got a tip me up on

[00:46:29] Mm-hmm. I can't wait for everything to be the opposite in Australia and our tour

[00:46:34] Listen bitch, I'm what I like to refer you as an entrepreneur. Nubian. Okay. I'm trying to see tips

[00:46:39] Cash on the fucking barrel. You want that food? Mm-hmm hot

[00:46:44] 20 bucks at least up top bitch wait up front. I need to know how to treat you for whatever reason I'm wearing a thong

[00:46:54] Yeah, you're wail tail

[00:47:04] Yeah, I'm a good waiter

[00:47:06] You see your ass a little bit

[00:47:13] That would be nice man. Yeah, I would love that kind of dining experience

[00:47:19] It's like Dick's last resort, but it's like whatever restaurant theme is like irony

[00:47:27] We should do an irony restaurant pop up that'd be cool

[00:47:30] You're coming your french fries sake, but like okay, but when are the french fries coming like just now sake

[00:47:39] And then you bring the french fries at the end of the meal like I don't get it like I don't either

[00:47:43] Nobody really gets irony. Yeah. Yeah, there's oh

[00:47:48] Yeah, you want a hot meal. It's cold. Yeah bitch. It's like

[00:47:53] Excuse me you spelled the N word with my french fries

[00:47:57] psych

[00:47:59] Just saying the N word and then

[00:48:07] The way for you to be racist no

[00:48:10] It's just good chicken parmes

[00:48:40] Pilot program hold on it's a theme

[00:48:48] Fuck yeah, that'd be great

[00:48:53] Baby I like case six oh baby. I like a sex

[00:48:59] Does gross crab Jack suck I

[00:49:01] Used to it when it opened first in my town when I was like 10 I used to think it was really nice

[00:49:08] You good. What is it just like a competitor red lobster? It's like more sit down and more fun

[00:49:14] Yeah, yeah, yeah, they were like tie-dye shirts. Oh really? Yeah, and they they I think that was the first place

[00:49:21] I ever had popcorn shrimp. I don't trust I you know trust hi-dye in general. No in general

[00:49:28] Why because it is it is like a boomer thing

[00:49:31] No, no, but it's back tie-dye's back in a big way

[00:49:35] Yeah, Kanye is into it now. Maybe I shouldn't trust you you shouldn't I don't know

[00:49:40] You know what I hate to say this, but I like tie-dye also. I like tied I said trust anybody. Sorry, man

[00:49:44] I think like a cool like a

[00:49:48] Grateful dead tea, you know colors man too many colors. If I you go one maybe two colors max

[00:49:55] Hmm, do you ever like the dead? What about the American flag? I was that I was doing two colors

[00:50:01] I was doing mushrooms with what about the American flag that's more than two colors

[00:50:05] Yeah, I don't like the American flag. Whoa what you're not a patriot bro. I think the American flag

[00:50:11] I love the hell of a slight of all time. I think the anthem sucks by thing the flag

[00:50:16] One time I was doing mushrooms with the jamelle and he was telling me he's like in like in third grade

[00:50:22] There was a kid in his class. He was just like a fucking dead

[00:50:26] Like he was just like we're grateful dead shit every single day like go on tour with his parents

[00:50:32] But he's like you know you do devil sticks and shit

[00:50:35] But for some reason because I was tripping I thought they was like the funniest thing I'd ever really point

[00:50:40] It'd be a little ask kid that loves the grateful day

[00:50:42] Yeah, but that just means your parents are fucking losers that force you to like everything they like yeah

[00:50:46] They like fucking front of you. Yeah. Yeah, your mom's pussy smells extra bad. Oh, yeah as opposed to all of our moms

[00:50:53] Well, my mom's pussy smells great. Yeah, his mom's pussy smells his mom's pussy does

[00:50:58] See thank you, and you sure guys I'm paying her a compliment. Don't say your name when you talk about a pussy man. You've said it

[00:51:06] Oh, Adam. I fuck you

[00:51:11] Also, it's also brought to you by

[00:51:14] Barbara's puffins peanut butter cereal. Yeah, we said that is I'm eating on the mic the whole fucking time. Yeah, they're gonna like

[00:51:20] At least

[00:51:25] I got mad shit, I literally I cannot stop. Yeah

[00:51:29] Yeah, I got went to a health food store once thinking that I'd have puffins because you can't really get them everywhere else

[00:51:34] And they did not have the peanut butter ones and I fucking I threw a fit peanut butter

[00:51:39] I feel like is there like that's their marquee brand. Yeah, it's the rarest one. It's not rare

[00:51:44] I feel like it definitely is more I feel like peanut butter is there flag

[00:51:47] Are dude, no, it's true. I feel like it's like they're you know, whatever

[00:51:54] Ford Focus regular puffins they're flipping the most your resort

[00:52:03] Yeah, you can't you don't really say you don't say it you don't say it wouldn't work as it wouldn't work

[00:52:10] So I think maybe it is better and then better, but it's not good if you were to spell it it would be

[00:52:15] E and a YE no, we don't have to be a GI

[00:52:21] Not we don't have to do the math on this one

[00:52:25] Because it's not the N word is hard. It's this the word is hard. It sounds funny though

[00:52:34] But yes, I see where you're getting at yeah, and what I think is it's better than saying the N word but not good. Yes

[00:52:40] That's where that's where I'll land

[00:52:42] I

[00:52:44] Think it's good

[00:52:46] I think it's good to say these things. Oh

[00:52:50] Adam, I love gay sex. Do you guys like my raspy sexy voice? Do I sound like Scarlett?

[00:52:55] This is just off the plane. This is you don't smoke. This is just from like what eating chocolates

[00:53:00] I smoked a lot of weed. I spoke okay. I smoked a bunch of spliffs that were sort of tobacco in

[00:53:06] And weed

[00:53:08] But also just from being sick. I think that's the thing I miss most about drinking is you wake up anymore

[00:53:12] You just sound like Nick Nolte every day. Yeah, dude. I was getting fucked up. God damn it. I don't fucking I

[00:53:18] Got time for this not spelling the N word out

[00:53:24] Just let me do this show the way I fucking want

[00:53:29] Young no, why do people confuse him in Busey because they both had iconic

[00:53:34] No, I think it's because reality is a giant simulation and there's certain like no

[00:53:39] Do you look like there's yeah, it was like what we were talking about with basic instinct and yeah like that or how people confuse Helen Keller and Anne Frank?

[00:53:48] They're completely unrelated, but there's a right. There's some there's some weird shit in your brain that does that that just like

[00:53:53] Connects that's going on with Nolte and

[00:53:56] Busey I think Busey looks like they look they look no they look nothing alike. They don't look that similar

[00:54:02] But they both had like very iconic mug shots where they both looked like I think they sort I think Busey looks like fucked up

[00:54:10] Nolte

[00:54:11] That's what I say

[00:54:13] Busey's got like a big ass mouth. No, it used to be sexy shit, too. Didn't he?

[00:54:18] Nick Nolte he used to be a stud

[00:54:20] Yeah, like Prince of Tides. Yeah, you know, I was thinking about the other day

[00:54:24] It's like you know cuz everybody has unique fingerprints

[00:54:27] Mm-hmm, but everyone probably also has unique asshole creases so true and like what if in the 1800s that guy who came up with fingerprints

[00:54:36] Gentlemen I present to you a new method of identifying

[00:54:40] We use the silver nitrate photograph to take a picture of every man's anus

[00:54:47] Smear ink or just use their own fecal manner to press on to

[00:54:53] Transition plates and then we'll create a database

[00:54:56] Of all the assholes

[00:54:59] You know we could have lived in that what if brother

[00:55:03] That's what that show okay, but what's your idea for Shark Tank

[00:55:08] Badger that guy did that

[00:55:13] Funny thing, but how is that a business? It's like I don't know what you're talking about

[00:55:18] Master not motherfucker, I thought I just said an idea and then you give me money

[00:55:22] All

[00:55:25] First off the tea take it off the table offers off the table. I'm sorry. I think we're gonna go

[00:55:29] You're out you're out. I don't I'm not taking it from you. Anybody the other three anybody else want to get fucking

[00:55:36] Want to run their fucking me

[00:55:38] I should have mentioned before this isn't an idea for gay guys. So sorry mr. Wonderful. You're out bitch

[00:55:45] If you're not a gay guy, maybe you'll wonder

[00:55:47] That

[00:55:51] That little guy Kevin or whatever the fuck's like I'm not gay

[00:55:55] Who Kevin Hart no no isn't there a guy named Kevin

[00:55:59] I don't think so who's that little elf-looking guy who you talking about one shark tank

[00:56:05] Was Kevin and Larry mr. Wonderful. No, okay. What's the other guys? Oh? Yeah? Yeah? He's like some Eastern European type of is he he's in there

[00:56:12] He's always there always like he made millions in the technology industry. It's always very like Mark tank

[00:56:19] And it's just mark wallberg

[00:56:21] And you bring me idea and he's like that's great and then he just takes your idea and turns it into a business

[00:56:31] Your business

[00:56:33] Yeah, you're watching mark tank a show when people come on and then I take their ideas and me and Donnie turn it into a business

[00:56:39] That's where wall burgers started. Oh shit. Yeah

[00:56:43] It was originally Jamal burgers. Yeah a guy named Jamal was like I got a plate

[00:56:49] I got a ton the Taj Mahal burgers

[00:56:52] Also the Taj Mahal and it's hit the mark wallberg themed casino

[00:57:02] It's mark wallberg picture him with like fucking

[00:57:05] Him stopping 9-11. Yeah

[00:57:09] That you fucking sultans

[00:57:13] Picture him with us with the shit

[00:57:17] You got it. Thanks, man. I was gonna say scarf wrapped around his head when I was really sure

[00:57:22] I'll be honest man turbans, especially the ones with the jewel and their feathers. It seems like a good idea

[00:57:27] They look cool. I would love to I'm mad. We didn't come up with that

[00:57:31] Yeah, are people still dressing that way salt and style

[00:57:34] Yeah, that's not like that's not out of that they're still doing that for the summer that seems like sin bad pants

[00:57:41] Yeah, dude. Yeah, it's flowing. It's flowing. Yeah

[00:57:44] Yeah, that would be a good I would look like a great first of all look like a great soul

[00:57:48] They have like a like shirts that look like regular button button up shirts, but they just go to the knees

[00:57:53] Yeah, yeah, and then sin bad pants and then the feather jewel thing

[00:57:58] That is a good look well, especially the long shirt Indian guys wear that and so you can get fat as shit

[00:58:04] Not have to tuck your shirt in I love that. It's a good idea on that

[00:58:07] Yeah, I saw you should get that my wife says to me why do why?

[00:58:11] Redumb I haven't to talk to her shirt in and it is because it is too long

[00:58:17] She gets mad at me, but I remember the better way to

[00:58:21] Have you been given any thoughts like your look in in Tokyo? No, no probably the usual come on pants

[00:58:32] I'm a all black patent leather for me. Yeah, same. Yeah, we got it

[00:58:36] I mean like it's like kind of the it's like the fashion hot brushing my teeth the entire time

[00:58:40] There's probably a look I'll go for I don't know I think that we got a look

[00:58:43] I love that when I go to a hotel like getting a toothbrush like we actually don't have any I'm like oh damn

[00:58:48] Shucks yeah, I guess I just won't brush my teeth for three days

[00:58:53] Jokes on me. I guess I honestly brush my teeth more regularly on the road

[00:58:57] Yeah, because you get those free brand a brand new toothbrush feels good. Yeah

[00:59:02] And you know that it's like sliding a brand new condom on your dick, you know, I mean nothing feels as good as every

[00:59:09] Course of course man. We're wasting latex. It's green. Yeah, everyone's talking about all these strong

[00:59:14] I prefer to find the condoms that are on the sidewalk because it's like you know those ones work exactly

[00:59:22] You know, that's a good one with a new one. It's like this thing could break

[00:59:27] Absolutely well, I was talking about how straws are bad for sea turtles, but

[00:59:32] Con latex is even worse. Yeah, is that why people are mad at straws because they hurt turtles. I think so

[00:59:38] Man fuck turtles, dude

[00:59:40] I was I did drink out of a paper show and I gotta say that shit sucked. They suck dude. It's horrible. Yeah

[00:59:47] Make out of the

[00:59:49] They just integrate by the end of the drink. What happens it gets stuck in their nose or something? No, I think it's just like the

[00:59:56] Like straws are used once and then thrown out and they go straight to landfill. They just go in your fucking house bitch

[01:00:03] So true, right?

[01:00:05] Say they have a shell. Yeah, if you get if your shell can't protect you from straws, I mean, yeah, you

[01:00:13] That's a whole point of the

[01:00:17] Is it turtles? I don't fucking know man. They were saying that wasn't it the just and six pack like the plastic rings

[01:00:25] For six packs you have to cut them because yeah, we get stuck on a dolphin's dolphins. Yeah

[01:00:30] Look it's like they're supposed to be as smart as we are. Yeah, they'd suck each other's cocks

[01:00:35] You think they'd know they have gay sex you think they would know how to avoid oh, you know

[01:00:40] Maybe that's probably what it is. They keep trying to fuck those things. Yeah, they're little cocks

[01:00:43] They're very very hard on their cocks then when you suck another dolphins dick your nose gets stuck while sucking its dick

[01:00:49] Okay, that makes sense then they fuck each other's blow holes, dude. Mm-hmm. They're horny ass animals

[01:00:55] Does that feel as you're getting your blow hole fuck they do it for pleasure the only the dolphin fucking feels good though

[01:01:02] Right the dolphin getting fucked. It's blow hole. I have well. I think it's about

[01:01:06] Kind of submitting power to the other

[01:01:10] So it feels good. Yes, I think it feels good to be a bottom. I think you can bottom from the top

[01:01:16] I think that is talking about that and I think that's more just kind of like bottoming from the top kind of like your thing man

[01:01:22] Yeah, of course, dude, but I learned it from the dolphin. I'm so mad about these turtles

[01:01:27] Why are you mad because like I thought I thought there was a better reason for we can't have straws anymore

[01:01:33] No, I mean fucking turtles are hurt. I don't think it's just no

[01:01:36] I think that it's I think that it's that you use a straw once and then it just goes into a landfill

[01:01:41] And doesn't disintegrate for thousands of years or whatever

[01:01:45] There's a lot of shit. Yeah, they tried to cut they're trying to cut out star

[01:01:49] Landfills aren't a fucking problem. You know many places should be landfills

[01:01:53] Philly. Yeah, there's one what take that take that good comedy theater is real. Let's turn it

[01:02:01] That's two. All right. We got to go to the show guys. Oh, do we? Yeah, I'm not we got to go to funny moms

[01:02:07] What time is it? It's like seven something. Oh shit. I forgot. I got a pickup laundry

[01:02:12] You go do it tomorrow. Do you have some it's 715? We gotta go

[01:02:16] Okay, nine o'clock. It's not it's that eight dude. We do it at the same time every week

[01:02:21] It's been an eight for like six months. How the fuck do you not know what time are so all right everyone come to

[01:02:27] Funny moms on the 8th October 8th. It's our last one until November until yeah

[01:02:33] I will also be at the stress factory on the third for Bonnie McFarland show. She started a show there

[01:02:40] So come out to that in New Brunswick and you Brunswick. I forgot how far it was when I agreed but it is far

[01:02:46] So I'm doing it anyway, and she also thought that for dude how far is it?

[01:02:51] Between here and Philly like two hours. There's a lesson. No, it's us

[01:02:56] Stress factory. Yeah, no, it's maybe an hour and something. I mean I've been there. I could just tell you please tell me

[01:03:01] No, Adam wants to

[01:03:03] Discuss where he thinks it is Rutgers universe if I drive how long will take me just take the train dude really?

[01:03:08] Yeah, yeah, yeah, just take New Jersey transit out there

[01:03:11] Okay, maybe and then the train lets you off like really close to the comedy club. Okay, sweetie

[01:03:16] And then if you are in Australia, please come see us in Sydney on the 23rd Melbourne on the 26

[01:03:23] Brisbane on the 28th and then

[01:03:27] We have some southern dates, but we don't know when they are yeah, sorry we forgot to look there

[01:03:33] That's what I think is the November 11th

[01:03:36] 11th really I think that's pretty soon after Japan. Yeah, we get back on the road immediately after we have a week off

[01:03:42] so anyway

[01:03:44] Yeah, fuck you suck my fucking dick you piece of shit. Bye bye