Cum Town | Regular | 10/04/2018
[00:00:16] Because I'm gay sucking on my dad's dick.
[00:00:20] Anyways, you really think you could get three years of bits out of that combo?
[00:00:31] Well I too, it's just going to be people that do that for the rest of their lives now but
[00:00:37] And they're like, I'm like the guy on the show.
[00:00:40] I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, Steve Rose.
[00:01:07] I'm better than them somehow but I sit and listen to their show every day and repeat things
[00:01:27] You know his name originally was Elmer Fucks dudes.
[00:01:36] The thing back then the whole thing was get your name as big as you can on the marquee.
[00:01:40] Well there's one thing I do is hunting wabbas and FUD dudes.
[00:02:06] Who's the guy that I would love to just have an hour of this show is nothing but just a down syndrome voice.
[00:02:12] So people are like yeah but listen to this podcast come down and somebody tries it out.
[00:02:18] They're like let me listen to one and it's just an hour of like I don't know where the receipt
[00:02:23] I bought a Nilla Wave Missouri but what I do is I replace most of the Nilla Waveers with
[00:02:32] You swap the box because they make the mini ones and then you bring the Nilla Waveers back
[00:02:41] And then you get an extra box to the regular sized Nilla Waveers.
[00:02:56] It's like more of a hassle than it's worth.
[00:03:07] Time is not a concept it applies to me.
[00:03:18] Here we are with the princes of the food court.
[00:03:26] I have inside me blood of kings an extra chromosome.
[00:03:44] The scottish guy who's a long ass hair.
[00:03:47] Horrible stringy non-conditioned correctly here.
[00:03:57] How do you kill a Down syndrome Highlander?
[00:04:06] When I was a Christopher Lambert talk I had to do whatever I had to stop the kurgan.
[00:04:21] I won't do the scene unless you can see my balls in it.
[00:04:25] Oh this is just you're just getting a parking ticket in this scene Chris.
[00:04:31] Everyone's gotta be able to see my balls.
[00:04:35] What about this scene where you reconnect to be queer?
[00:04:46] Is it the same guy in the TV show as the movie?
[00:04:52] I forget the actor's name but he's sexy.
[00:05:00] I'm trying to pretend to be gay like me and someone.
[00:05:05] He's trying to suck up to us by being gay.
[00:05:08] You just have a weird crush as a child on a man too.
[00:05:16] As soon as you recognize how much cooler me and snob are for being homosexual you try
[00:05:21] and latch yourself on to a classic Adam move.
[00:05:26] You're smelling the inside of your shoes?
[00:05:41] No I'm saying I'm trying to give a bitch black material vaginosis.
[00:05:55] Hey Donnie we smell your cock from out here boy.
[00:06:41] You know I'm trying to watch my figure.
[00:06:46] No not even the multi-grain that shit is scam.
[00:06:52] I said chicken front taken and stop immediately.
[00:06:58] It's the Panera bread with the App basic man.
[00:07:01] One menu item is like Panera bread side app.
[00:07:08] You ever want a man to back up your riffs just place them in a fucking food establishment
[00:07:13] and I'll know exactly where we're going.
[00:07:16] That is a good ass sandwich by the way the funtega.
[00:07:32] It's got a weird nice creamy cheese situation.
[00:07:35] It's a pressed panini from Panera bread.
[00:07:51] They do look and now they're all painted.
[00:07:54] Let me know if any part of this doesn't look like it matches.
[00:08:05] The color for the shelves themselves and those accents is somewhere in between that like
[00:08:11] white satin and then yeah I was gonna say wall color.
[00:08:18] Because I didn't want to I wanted to split the difference between the two.
[00:08:25] Shout out to TRL woodworking on Instagram.
[00:08:37] You want to take pictures of my apartment and put them on there and I was wary about
[00:08:41] doing that because I don't want people zooming my apartment.
[00:09:09] I always assume any picture you post is gonna get zoomed.
[00:09:17] You should like honestly like that's the one thing I took away from the Me Too movement.
[00:09:24] I hear these stories about these women being held down and fucked at gunpoint so they can
[00:09:28] And I thought this is a lot like when people zoomed.
[00:09:31] It's probably the same that's actually the picture of my car.
[00:09:36] And the rapper from Burger King and they said oh are you also a faggot cat?
[00:09:49] It wasn't even the subject of the picture.
[00:09:52] First of all it's a violation of my photography.
[00:09:57] Oh it is a violation of your photography.
[00:10:07] In many ways you could say I'm allowed to do rape jokes because I've been zoosmed.
[00:10:20] You got to mention every single thing in the background.
[00:10:23] Say like by the way I know of weak mental constitution.
[00:10:26] I know that they were worried about zooming.
[00:10:28] You just said you were worried about zooming.
[00:10:31] I think you just talked about how I'm scared you are.
[00:10:33] I think if you're worried about zooming.
[00:10:34] I'm not worried about it it should be illegal.
[00:10:38] I'm saying it's a violation but hey I'm not worried about rape either.
[00:11:03] What kind of numbers are we talking about?
[00:11:05] Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and I'm like ahh ha ha ha ha.
[00:11:13] I'm laughing about the time I got raped just describing it to nobody.
[00:11:24] It's so funny that that happened actually.
[00:11:43] I just thought of a joke I heard earlier.
[00:11:46] That's what the new Martin Scorsese dark joker is about.
[00:11:51] It's about a guy who just laughs at every time he's raped.
[00:11:58] Why are they making so many Joker movies?
[00:12:03] Yeah but there's really two Joker movies at the same time.
[00:12:12] I can do the Jared Leto method acting thing.
[00:12:17] But how I prepare for the role is just living at Six Flags.
[00:12:26] You just get fattest shit off like food court.
[00:12:42] You could be a messed up or blessed up.
[00:12:52] Having a scar on your face sounds pretty messed up but bitches like it.
[00:12:59] I like to be segregating schools in the 50s.
[00:13:14] Isn't that the premise of a different world?
[00:13:20] Well a different world refers to the 1950s.
[00:13:27] It was sort of a look at like the benefits of segregation.
[00:13:29] And how cool black people got to be without annoying ass white boys.
[00:13:35] Always telling them to turn the music down.
[00:13:37] I was having the other day about Steve Erkel and his name Steve Eckles but he's from
[00:14:01] I was saying Laura in an Oakland accent.
[00:14:15] The two classic things you do when you're going to crush on Nick.
[00:14:25] And then hope to actually turn gay by fucking him afterwards.
[00:14:31] I'm what I like to call Cinderella gay.
[00:14:51] And then this says yes man turns into a pumpkin.
[00:14:57] Well for one clock strikes for your night.
[00:15:00] It was booty cheek start transforming and then I'm just fucking a pumpkin.
[00:15:08] Yeah 10 minutes later and then continue being gay.
[00:15:12] The spell only wears off from 12 to 12 10.
[00:15:16] Anyways all right we got to stop joking around and get serious.
[00:15:32] My agree strike one strike one strike to Kavanaugh about Cabot.
[00:15:46] Is anyone using that as a Twitter handle yet?
[00:15:52] I just I can't believe he did that to Garth from Wayne's world.
[00:16:02] She looks like Garth from Wayne's world.
[00:16:04] I watched the whole hearing and I watched both their testimonies and then I said she
[00:16:12] That was my reflection and take away from them.
[00:16:18] This is really making me think a lot about how putting Nick on the Supreme Court.
[00:16:22] You know number one this bitch looks like Garth in Wayne's world.
[00:16:27] How do we know he fucked her and not her dog that looks exactly like her?
[00:16:30] Which if you remember Wayne's world Garth had a dog.
[00:16:36] Does Garth fuck a hot version of Garth?
[00:16:51] I did some searching for Tia career as titties.
[00:17:00] Yeah in there must have been some like James Bond Asians that he fucked.
[00:17:06] What does it may Wong or something something Wong from from the 50s that was in.
[00:17:34] It was like my little pink and old put it in my bum.
[00:17:42] It would be funny if instead of black culture Elvis appropriated Asian culture.
[00:17:46] This is a him on stage playing that little like trash can guitar.
[00:18:13] Ladies and gentlemen Elvis has put his shoes back on.
[00:18:28] Don't step on the blue suede shoes which are placed by the door.
[00:18:37] Just look out for them on the way into my house.
[00:19:18] I'm doing politics and being a chapel guy.
[00:19:26] I think that he's a real piece of work that guy.
[00:19:30] And I think that he acted he acted he had bad behavior.
[00:19:35] And no one should be allowed to act that poorly and still be on the Supreme Court.
[00:19:42] I think it was cool that being as a he's testifying to be a Supreme Court judge and he's talking
[00:19:59] I think that he just I think that if he would have if a woman.
[00:20:09] Everyone would have said this bitch crazy.
[00:20:22] I forget we were talking about Brett Kavanaugh.
[00:20:24] His name Bart or who's Bart's Bart Oh, is his friend his drunk friend wrote this book
[00:20:29] about their their days blacking out and he changed Brett Kavanaugh's name to Bart
[00:20:36] You mean to tell me that this exculpatory evidence has been sitting here the entire time
[00:20:41] that all of this shit is actually the fault of a man named Bart Oh, Kavanaugh.
[00:20:48] I've been like reading like conservative defenses of Brett Kavanaugh online and they're just
[00:20:59] She said two months ago that she was assaulted in the early 80s in her late teens and it's
[00:21:07] like explain to me how that math adds up.
[00:21:10] He was 15 and it was 1982 1982 not the mid 80s.
[00:21:24] Well, for a while it was like who hasn't raped in high school?
[00:21:29] That was the take was like and then he was like, and then he was like, dude, I don't
[00:21:32] get pussy that I don't get pussy defense.
[00:21:35] And they're like, who hasn't raped and not gotten pussy simultaneously in high school.
[00:21:42] There were two things I like to do have breakfast and say, yes, ma'am.
[00:21:47] I know, but he was trying to paint himself.
[00:21:49] He did try to paint himself as a guest.
[00:21:52] Anybody who's ever busted this guy is a yes, ma'am guy.
[00:21:56] We busted our butts in community college to get this commercial printing degree.
[00:22:01] I think this age my dream is get married and earn $27,000 a year.
[00:22:15] Yeah, I mean, he and his little fucked up teeth.
[00:22:18] That guy is clearly a real piece of work.
[00:22:21] It's also funny that he's got the littlest fucking teeth of old time.
[00:22:29] It's also funny that everyone was like, because George Bush gave the Obama's like a cough
[00:22:41] Like everyone and being like, hey, get a bread on the phone.
[00:22:45] Because Brett worked for Ken Sar and he asked Bill Clinton if he busted in Monica's mouth.
[00:22:58] And everyone's like, that's you don't have to ask that.
[00:23:22] Yeah, they brought her up in the hearing and I didn't know who she was, but he was like,
[00:23:29] Why are you bringing her name into this?
[00:23:32] And I was like, I didn't watch his testimony.
[00:23:34] I actually, Renata is that's a stupid name.
[00:23:39] It sounds like when you name like a captive import.
[00:23:47] Yeah, it would be a shitty car, but I feel like it's a hot ladies name.
[00:23:51] Renata, it's like a European aristocrat.
[00:24:06] You know how like Portuguese are like, oh, no.
[00:24:10] Portuguese sounds like a deaf person and saying it.
[00:24:13] I feel like I think you're thinking of that one type of Spanish word Barcelona.
[00:24:18] I think the best language is that African shit that's got clicks and whistles and that's
[00:24:25] Simon, I have come up with the best language.
[00:24:27] There is no reason to ever develop society.
[00:24:30] We will still not need civilization because we get to click and whistle all that.
[00:24:38] You know, well, you know, I'm talking about like the like, what is that?
[00:24:42] The cozy, cozy, but they're like, it's got to click and like the, the, the, the, yeah.
[00:24:54] That's like one of the San African language.
[00:24:57] I mean, they live in like a little huts.
[00:25:01] Dave, Dave, it's probably a published plenty folks.
[00:25:11] No PlayStation, but like nobody really owns anything.
[00:25:13] Like people go out and like, and then you can kind of just take their food and I think
[00:25:17] nobody, like there's no sense of property.
[00:25:24] I guess it's like that was a yeah, the, the, the perfect, you know, socialist society.
[00:25:31] Living in a house made out of your brother's turds.
[00:25:39] Did you read that New York Times article about like there's just been so many murders?
[00:25:46] It's a super corrupt fucked up country.
[00:25:51] There's a bunch of, there are a bunch of like hits, like political hits that have been
[00:26:05] ANC is like the ruling party like since Mandela came after apartheid.
[00:26:06] Ever since he left, they've had like a series of pretty corrupt leaders.
[00:26:19] That would be cool if Nancy Pelosi had like somebody killed.
[00:26:24] If like she got Chuck Schumer killed, if she got Chuck killed.
[00:26:35] She did the Xanax and she gives hand jobs and blows it up.
[00:26:42] Did you feel anything when Brett started trying, talking about working out?
[00:26:52] I think that you might have felt something when he was.
[00:26:55] A lot of people are making fun of him about that.
[00:26:57] Can you imagine what that would be like to feel something?
[00:27:01] A lot of people are making fun of Brett for crying.
[00:27:06] The look that put everybody came in and started watching me.
[00:27:19] Sometimes you gotta, you know, about Brett having sex with a girl.
[00:27:37] Like let's say we could kill anyone really.
[00:27:42] I heard that the inside of his robe was filled with porn that he would talk his head in there
[00:27:46] and he'd be looking to pull it all day long.
[00:27:48] Uh, if you excuse me for a minute, like the turtle.
[00:27:52] It's Thomas beating off under his robe.
[00:28:00] He put, he put his pews on her as a cocaine.
[00:28:07] There's some types of sexual assault that are just like pranks.
[00:28:10] But also, did he really think that woman was going to be like, hell yeah.
[00:28:15] Like you know, if you're, if you're a boy and you get to bagged.
[00:28:37] I guess it's if a guy's doing it to a guy.
[00:28:40] I was just like, I was in Pensacola Beach with all my extended family, my uncle passed
[00:28:47] And like, like one of the beds or whatever.
[00:28:53] And so, you know, where his head is like face head to head to the bed.
[00:28:56] So I pulled down my pants and I put my ass right in his face and I took a picture of
[00:29:01] So it's just him like smiling into my ass.
[00:29:03] And then my like cousin or something showed him later and he was like really upset.
[00:29:16] Some people just don't get good pranks.
[00:29:20] Is somebody smiling while they're asleep and you don't like put your ass right in their
[00:29:30] I love pranking older male members of my family.
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[00:32:08] You know, because you're trying to have a son some day.
[00:32:10] That's the last day you're going to meet a girl.
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[00:34:01] That's why I tell people all the time, you know, I'm on the subway.
[00:34:05] And I do this thing where, you know, you keep your hands on your side, but sometimes
[00:34:08] you turn your hand outwards away from your hip and make a little cop action.
[00:34:17] She's in tears and she says, please stop.
[00:34:20] And I just say, play back when really play back when and then she looks at you and she
[00:34:32] In the last 17 hours, what is the promo code you whispered into her pussy before fucking
[00:34:41] And yeah, that's the commercial for BET DSI.
[00:34:47] And then you got whisper into a full out pussy.
[00:35:03] By the way, you guys are lucky for the, you're welcome for the radio.
[00:35:07] And I hold up a Pepsi and I go with the voice of a generation.
[00:35:11] And then it's like zoom zoom zoom zoom.
[00:35:31] I hate it like Rachel who made me so angry.
[00:35:35] Every time that came on I would get so fucking angry for some reason.
[00:35:39] I would get so fucking angry at that kid zoom zoom shut up bitch. Shut up
[00:35:45] Funny that it's like you forget that like cuz you become a grown man at some point. You're not supposed to be just pissed
[00:35:52] Dump shit, there's one thing and it's like all this gender bullshit
[00:35:55] It's like maybe you shouldn't be mean to girls which is like fair
[00:35:58] But like this whole like men are supposed to be more sensitive. It's like
[00:36:01] The no cuz that'll fuck you up in a different way. You're supposed to be wildly aggressive fly off the handle
[00:36:09] Pick fights with people. Yeah, just scream a customer service. Yeah kick shit off
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[00:36:39] Fuck the Steelers. What did I say fuck the damn Steelers beat their asses in Heinz Field? Yeah
[00:36:51] Mike we're back Lea penis my name is Mike. We're back Lea nice. Yeah, and it's my my brother
[00:37:03] Well, hey everybody, it's me Mike we're back Lea
[00:37:23] Schizophrenic stand-up coming do an hour of I'm like, how about Mike? We're back Lea and then it's like well here
[00:37:29] I am it's me mark. We're back. Yeah, zoom zoom zoom zoom
[00:37:36] Nobody has any idea. There's a guy right now for Chevy. Have you seen the Chevy ads where it's just some like a rock?
[00:37:47] It's just some maya it's a mayo ass crack a ass guy wearing dockers
[00:37:53] And he's like what do you think of this car?
[00:37:55] And there's like a full of people and then and then like you and then he like brings out JD power awards
[00:38:01] And he's like did you know it won three JD power wars and people like JD power
[00:38:06] I'm on a commercial right now. It's like it's clear. They've known they were on a commercial the whole time
[00:38:10] They're also actors and they're paid at JD power bottom award. Yes. Yes
[00:38:17] JD power and this is I just love this truck
[00:38:24] Sometimes I go we put the fucking seats down. It's got an extended cap not just I fucking ran my ass
[00:38:31] Putting a fucking dildo with the head of it
[00:38:38] He gets in the back like he's like we're tailgating and he sits on the one end of the pickup bed
[00:38:44] Right with his ass facing the interior, but towards the end and then another guy sits on the other end
[00:38:50] So if you imagine if you're looking at the truck from the back, right?
[00:38:53] Yes, they're both sitting facing each other on the lip of the pickup bed towards the back
[00:38:58] So right in front of the tailgate, right?
[00:39:00] That's like that's the position. I think I get it one of them's turned around right at the JD power bottom is turned around
[00:39:07] And then he's like he's like fire them up boys, and then they start the guy driving starts doing throw nuts
[00:39:18] Propeils the other guy at into JD power's ass at full speed
[00:39:28] Yeah, and that's and that's like a rock well. That's what torque is
[00:39:32] Yeah, you ever wondered when people mean when they say you know torque
[00:39:40] Yes, it's it's how fast it goes into JD power's ass JD power bottom
[00:39:47] Yeah, who are his associates I want to teach a class at Harvard called physics for gay guys
[00:39:53] Yeah, that's good. So the different ways you can get fucked. Yeah, it's all like just trapeze
[00:39:59] Yeah, it's like there's all these numbers or whatever. It's like how do you fit this in your?
[00:40:03] What are those things called golds rube Goldberg?
[00:40:06] Rube Goldberg machines. Yeah, pube turd Burke. Yep. Yeah, it's just gay sex rube
[00:40:17] Different ways to get cocks into your ass with a bunch of little
[00:40:24] Machine the machine is just like one of those like dinosaur head grabber things that he's picking up turrets with
[00:40:40] You're a lyric for that song. Yep the Acme yes
[00:40:44] Japan's coming up. What are we gonna do in next week believe?
[00:40:49] I gotta get I gotta get healthier. Dude. That's my the next week in a what a better place to get healthy than on vacation
[00:40:55] I'm excited to hang out with you guys again. Yeah, it'd be fun
[00:40:58] You don't hang every time we go on the road
[00:40:59] We said we got to hang out more and then we just don't we have so much fun on the road all week like this month
[00:41:04] Yeah, but Adam lives like three blocks away from that sure. Yeah, you guys haven't been going over the last couple weeks
[00:41:11] But you know stop to do painting these shelters a fucking pain. I've had the flu. It looks cute though
[00:41:18] Yeah, this is really nice. I went this weekend to
[00:41:21] To Arthur Avenue. We should we should go sometime. I finished God of War. I know you guys were
[00:41:27] Oh, you did it waiting for an update on that how to go great. Oh, I went to a place where you should buy your house
[00:41:39] Is it really majestic it's a city and it's just an island off the coast of the Bronx. That's part of New York City
[00:41:47] They have one bus that goes through it makes it one street
[00:41:51] Beautiful, that's exactly what I'm a henny coladas. I said I want I want to stay in the city
[00:41:55] I'm paying an outrageous price. Yeah, yeah
[00:41:58] I want to make sure it's as inconvenient as possible all the fun as tax all of the taxes
[00:42:04] You know I want all of the the price of New York City without the convenience. Yeah, well, it's beautiful though
[00:42:10] It's like a small little New England fishing town. You know, I'm gonna look this up, but I'm gonna be like
[00:42:16] I'm gonna just be in love with this. That's where people from the Bronx go to like go to the beach
[00:42:20] No, they go to orchard beach to go to the beach. You're right city. I was a little step
[00:42:26] Across the water from it and then there's another island next to it
[00:42:29] Which is not open to the public. It's called heart Island, and it's just the cemetery for the penal system really
[00:42:37] Rikers cemetery. It's the Rikers cemetery. So bad ass. Yeah, and you have to like get approval from
[00:42:42] Max's on me you have to get approval from the city to go visit your relatives
[00:42:48] Then there's a ferry that goes out like once a week
[00:42:54] That's like a little bit that be cool. Yeah, it's called heart Island
[00:42:59] But city island Nick you should you should why are you out there?
[00:43:03] Yes, my man because I wasn't alright. I went to Arthur Avenue. Yeah, it's pretty cheap
[00:43:08] Yeah, it's pretty cheap, dude. Yeah fucking house for a 384. It's probably got one bathroom and two beds two beds one bag
[00:43:15] Yeah, there you go 761 square feet. It's an apartment. Basically. Yeah, it's how these are bad
[00:43:21] That's what my number nice. This looks like Portland. Yeah. Yeah, and they got a ton of seafood restaurants out there
[00:43:29] Hell yeah, stop for you. Yes, naked like make us commute. I'm trying to record the pot out there
[00:43:40] Even with your outrageous amount of money, but yeah, it's part of the it's you get to vote for the mayoral election of New York City still
[00:43:57] You don't lose that right. That's how much you love that. I want to vote for mayor bill, dude
[00:44:03] No, not ever since I find out his name was fake
[00:44:05] No, I'm voting for him ever since I found out that dick suck you Dante is our is our homey
[00:44:14] Shout out to Dante Dante if you can hook up some permits where we can sell some shit illegally out of our homes
[00:44:19] Let us know yeah, if you got if you get your dad the eminent domain one of these houses for yes
[00:44:23] Yeah, yeah, don't say what we can make this when we make this relationship work out for us
[00:44:28] Yeah, it's kind of one way at this point what the beak a little bit
[00:44:31] You know I'm saying about M&M domain, and that's where they take wrap away from black people
[00:44:40] Only white guys damn that's big for yellow wolf yeah, I tell you I'm looking through this and I most of this housing stock looks like shit
[00:44:48] Yeah, it looks pretty bad and it'll probably be destroyed in any type of inclement weather, but
[00:44:54] Looks think about the seafood you get to live out on that island fried shrimp
[00:44:57] There was one house I saw in Zillow out there for like nine there was a house I saw in the Bronx that looked like
[00:45:03] It was clearly some like Russian criminals mansion hell yeah because it was in that uh
[00:45:09] What is it what is a river do know what's the what's the Russian?
[00:45:14] Architectural style that is like brutalism
[00:45:20] I've I only know brutalism well anyways. Yeah, it looked like a fucking uh
[00:45:24] It looked like a municipal pool or something like so via yeah, yeah
[00:45:30] What's brutal? That's weird because most Russians when they come here they like they like the opposite of that. Oh, yeah, it's like
[00:45:40] Concrete and like simplified for the shapes and shit. It's like big blocky square big blocky shit like prisons
[00:45:50] The FBI building is probably like the best example is very popular in the 60s. Yeah. Yeah, why to make shit everyone sad
[00:46:00] Yeah, the austerity of the building or whatever. It's like not flashy
[00:46:05] Give me some chandeliers form follows function and sort of shit follow this dick to your mouth
[00:46:10] There's this I saw a really cool pic. Oh, we could talk about this after the show what no go ahead
[00:46:16] There's like a housing estate in London that has like these two like rows of houses and it's all in brutalist style
[00:46:23] But it looks really cool. It's like all terrorists
[00:46:30] Yeah, yeah, but it is actually very cool
[00:46:35] I don't know sounds fucking annoying anyways you want to hear something brutal. Yeah, I shit
[00:46:41] Every single pair of underwear that I guess
[00:46:43] Well, I actually you know what I literally did piss my pants the other day really I thought I had pulled my dick
[00:46:49] I shit I shit myself while we were doing the podcast. I didn't tell you guys. Yeah
[00:46:54] Yes, but it didn't get any anywhere it didn't even get out of my underwear
[00:46:58] But I thought I was about the fart and I went to bathroom
[00:47:02] I like I was like pissing and I was looking at my phone or something and I realized it waters down
[00:47:07] I just hadn't pulled my dick. I just pissing in the bathroom
[00:47:18] I think I did a sign of a deteriorating mind. I think I did all this stuff, but take your dick out
[00:47:26] Yeah, it's pretty well. I guess is where I'm at
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[00:52:06] Hey, the ampersand is technically part of the alphabet it is yeah, why isn't it in scrabble?
[00:52:12] It's very good question. You should have a lot of times when I've been waiting to play Ben and Jerry's
[00:52:19] No proper nouns, bro. Mm-hmm. You can't do it. It's gonna throw proper now
[00:52:24] I would love it. I love a movie about a competitive scrabble guy who wins the world championship of scrabbles with the plural form of the N word
[00:52:32] And then like he did what he had to do to win to win
[00:52:37] Yeah, and so you know he's working at fucking Kmart which he already worked at anyways
[00:52:42] Because who the fuck gives a shit about scrabble. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and his son's like you're a fucking loser
[00:52:47] And he like she looks at a son and he wished you could tell him who he was
[00:52:49] He's a champion. Oh, he's hidden it from his family. It's like Vigo Mortensen in yeah most violent years violent. Yeah, yeah
[00:52:58] I watched a really good movie during. Oh, that was yesterday history of violence history violence. Yeah, most violent year was with the Oscar eyes
[00:53:09] No, I didn't think it was that good. It's not that good, but it looks good
[00:53:13] It looks really cool. The costumes are really cuz you watch it and you're like oh, this is like a yeah
[00:53:18] You know, it's like watching French connection right. Yeah, you think you're watching one of those like 70s
[00:53:23] Gritty crime, but it's a bad movie. It's not that good
[00:53:28] I watched the bone tomahawk. I got a bone tomahawk
[00:53:32] Yeah, which is the other movie made by that guy that made that made
[00:53:36] The Vince Vaughn movie. I was telling you guys about wedding crashers wedding crashers. I know that made a
[00:53:43] We snap people's jaws. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, Selblock 99 and
[00:53:49] It was equally as violent if not more violent and fucking sick. What was it called? It's called the bone tomahawk
[00:54:08] That guy that the main guy off long. Yeah, yeah, the main guy off your hair. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jack motherfucker
[00:54:16] Better career after being on he was pretty good in bones. How mock you got fucking
[00:54:31] Hard Island, but then what says David's Island?
[00:54:33] We're talking about Highlands in the what is this the Jews got the long island side
[00:54:42] Can you get us into this place David's Island? Yeah, I'd nope. I make two phone calls. We're in
[00:54:52] I love it if Adam was still making collect calls
[00:54:54] Oh my gosh, my mom just went back to the hospital. You're gonna call her and you're like, well, let's just drive around
[00:55:07] That that commercial was amazing great fucking commercial. Yeah, yeah, probably the opposite of the zoom zoom and that was an amazing commercial
[00:55:16] I think it's a monster that had a TT commercial that had agency
[00:55:20] Literally wanting to just piss people off with that fucking zoom zoom kid. They're like, let's create a commercial people will remember for the rest of their lives
[00:55:30] Zoom zoom was stupid and it made a mazza into like Africa Bob. We had a baby. It's a boy's a great ad
[00:55:36] It is also good. Yeah, he doesn't want to get charged for the collect call
[00:55:40] Yeah, when I saw that I was like that guy's a fucking legend. I used to do that with my mom
[00:55:45] I would call her collect from Greek school until her to come pick me up
[00:55:48] Like savas I'm ready to get it picked up literally. Yes, my boy. Stop come get me
[00:55:54] Stop from get me and then hang up my cool. Yeah
[00:55:58] Wow crafty true scam on you used to run the Bob. We had a baby eat
[00:56:04] I literally did I literally did remember did you ever learn how to do the pay phone trick where you make the pay phone call itself back?
[00:56:09] No, I could do that. I thought it was so cool. You're a freak. Yeah
[00:56:14] Yeah, you did was you dialed so you know they have the number of the pay phone is on the pay phone
[00:56:18] You should be able and this is before you had the dial area codes for you
[00:56:21] Just went to the local exchange unless you specified an area code
[00:56:24] Uh-huh. It was 958 and then the last four digits of whatever the phone number was mm-hmm
[00:56:29] And then you wait like five seconds and the dial tone would come back and then you hang up three times
[00:56:35] Mm-hmm and then it would like call itself back and like five that five seconds hang up three
[00:56:40] It would like test like the line for like, you know, it was yeah
[00:56:44] Some like sequence that like unlocks some kind of like line test. Mm-hmm. Yeah
[00:56:49] Could you could you ever get free phone sex lines? Yeah, we could we used to that's what we used to do
[00:56:54] We used to use for pay phones to call like hot chat lines
[00:56:59] But like only listen to like the automated message. Yeah, cuz we wouldn't you know, we obviously didn't want to pay
[00:57:07] You're like, yeah, I never understood that where my naughty boys when I saw that I was like wait
[00:57:13] So you just talk like I've never like to talk to other adults. I want to see two days
[00:57:17] It's an adult party line. That's what they call the party line
[00:57:21] But that was very confusing to me to use a youth. I had no idea what the like
[00:57:28] What the upside of phone sex would be like and I still to be honest not that into it
[00:57:33] Oh, it made sense to me because I used to jack off this scrambled porn to that's basically just the noises
[00:57:39] I just wanted to see I'm very visual. I guess I wanted to see titties. I don't want to hear about the titties
[00:57:44] No, I could use my imagination if I got some noises if you had a woman be like
[00:57:50] Although I guess I guess if a woman was telling me to come up. That would be pretty cool
[00:57:57] Being real night, you know, please I'm gonna transition to after
[00:58:01] The show ends to becoming a musician that like makes women have real orgasms over every single track
[00:58:09] You know if they have to be real orgasms
[00:58:16] You know, there are a ton of songs where women are like, you know, but but I'd had I'd be the guy that was like
[00:58:22] These are the most authentic orgasms. You want to be like
[00:58:39] Yeah, yeah, yeah, what do you got there Nick? I'm gonna micro scenes table that he's a oh
[00:58:47] How do you feel about that sniggling work Nick thinks that he's I have not said that at all you fucking stupid asshole
[00:58:56] Encourage people look I've always encouraged you to get into hobbies like this
[00:59:01] Fucking make it wise big sign say micro scene stole my woodworking idea. Yeah, why is it was a separate woodworking project?
[00:59:08] That's that that was my thing. That was my I'm doing it. Hold on
[00:59:12] No, it wasn't a separate woodworking project. Wow. I hate that daygo micro scene
[00:59:21] I don't invite you over to my house to read things
[00:59:32] That's a call that's a call back. That's the call back. That's a guy posting a picture of his apartment the kids like
[00:59:42] Nice she knows under your bed bag it would you have she knows last week during gay sex
[00:59:57] I got it for free. I my grandma gave it to me. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty good. Well interesting
[01:00:03] I have a similar story. Yeah, that's why your grandma gave you that book to yeah
[01:00:08] She must really like it. I got that book from I never I didn't catch your name
[01:00:26] Yes, no, don't make any eye contact just right in the pussy, please
[01:00:34] She's wearing a bandana that covers her eyes
[01:00:42] Wow, I'm still fucking sick bro. You need to I gotta go back to bed after this you need fluids
[01:00:49] I know I'm like starting to sweat right now. You need chicken soup
[01:00:53] Dasha made a very nice chicken soup for me. She was saying care
[01:00:57] She's great. She was sick this weekend. I got whatever she had damn
[01:01:04] The beginning part of AIDS we did watch the also the almost the entirety of that new Jonah Hill show on Netflix
[01:01:16] It looks interesting it's like if you're sick for a day and you want to crush something
[01:01:22] It's fun to crush. It's kind of maybe dumb maybe okay
[01:01:26] It's it's all right. It's fun. It's watchable speaking of zooming you're zooming right now
[01:01:30] I think what do you zoom in on zooming Mike's Mike's woodworking? Oh, he's zoomin
[01:01:36] Yeah, he's zoomin should be illegal. No, but I'm zoom in on the subject. No. No, you said all zoom
[01:01:42] So illegal all zims are fucked up dude Nick. We thought you're a man with a code, you know
[01:01:55] X XY cheat codes remember that shit. Yeah, of course
[01:01:59] She codes you can still do don't go on a fucking IGN looking up cheat codes
[01:02:03] I mean like hell yeah, this game's so much better when there's zero challenge
[01:02:08] It's just me murdering people with no consequence
[01:02:17] I used to just I would get to the tank code and in Vice City and then just drive around in the tank killing people
[01:02:23] Yeah, and it's like yeah, that would be a pretty sweet life to live
[01:02:27] Yeah, you know nothing murdering police officers will high for hours this super jump this super jump on GTA is hilarious love the super jump
[01:02:37] Yeah, damn. That's really satisfying. Yeah, I should get a bust out grant that thought on get a little cheat code
[01:02:42] Exploding bullets super jump cuz I'll tell you man grant that thought of five sucked was boring shit
[01:02:48] I mean which one was that the last one I
[01:02:51] Play like a quarter of the way through it and I just got tired of it. I know there was too many
[01:02:55] I mean, but it was good though. It wasn't great, but every grand theft auto game is fine
[01:03:00] They all kind of four was okay, but like Vice City was the best one
[01:03:06] nostalgia is that just like when you're in the height of your like loving video games? No, I mean yes, but no
[01:03:12] Yeah, yeah, I feel like after Vice City is like right around when I stop playing video games. Yeah. Yeah
[01:03:19] I do think it was best story for sure. Yeah, it was the funnest one GTA
[01:03:24] We had added enough to like it all the stuff they added in Vice City as opposed to three like motorcycles the helicopters
[01:03:32] Like the boats that was like enough and then the shit they added in like San Andreas was like
[01:03:39] Now you can get fat your date people, you know, it's like who gives a yoga
[01:03:44] That was annoying when like people fuck you would get phone calls and it's like you have to you have to like a relationship
[01:03:49] Relationship meter and it's like get the fuck yeah, that's shit's fucking gay dude, and then I continued in
[01:03:55] In the news yeah and four and it's like what was the worst with that?
[01:03:59] I feel like they kind of stepped back a little bit with five. I have a cell phone thing dude
[01:04:02] I had all the cell phone shit you have to do that's annoying. Yeah, but other than that it was a great game
[01:04:07] I feel like every time a new GTA comes out people are like can you rape in this?
[01:04:12] Yeah, there was a I do like you feel like you get closer and closer or you could go to a child pornography website
[01:04:21] Yeah, if you went to it you would automatically get like a three star or whatever and the cops are just funny
[01:04:25] Yeah, that's pretty funny. Yeah, and you could just jack out there's real images actual job
[01:04:31] Wow what a loophole for the child pornography community is that they could just buy GTA
[01:04:37] Yeah, that would be that'd be a smart way buy some old video game franchise. That is that is the government stance
[01:04:42] Like crash bandicoot it's illegal because like black teenagers can just get free access to it
[01:05:01] No, I'm serious if you look at the racist
[01:05:20] They say they want to decriminalize having sex with kids, but you have to do it in your house
[01:05:25] But anyone have anyone just start a think tank I would love for you to get on like Tucker whatever the fuck
[01:05:39] Have to like argue against whatever was positive for black people
[01:05:44] Yeah, no, I'd be like, let's be honest with ourselves if child pornography cost a million dollars
[01:05:50] And it was just for white millionaires, then it would be legal today. It's the fact that it's free
[01:06:18] True man, it's not wrong usually we disagree over stuff like I'm not wrong. That is that is it chief
[01:06:30] Me so anyway, so I guess we should get to the bottom of this cabin on thing. Yeah. Oh, yeah for sure well Trump
[01:06:35] The Republicans all took the line there were like she was very brave and we found her testimony very compelling
[01:06:42] And then like the first time Trump like hit like hit the room and like, you know started working the room
[01:06:49] Then he's like yeah, you know, she can't remember it
[01:06:52] You know, he's just started making fun of her immediately. I went looking for girl Garth
[01:06:57] And then the first thing that comes up is a Garth Brooks song called that girl is a cowboy nice, which is you know
[01:07:03] a trans thing. Yeah, yeah, Eric Garth Brooke trans hero
[01:07:12] It was a hundred and seven we were heading to town
[01:07:14] She had her sleeves rolled up and the windows rolled down that girl is a cowboy
[01:07:19] Robert Earl was singing out the buck and song with every word that keen was bringing she was singing along that girl is a cowboy
[01:07:27] Sometimes the best cowboys ain't cowboys at all
[01:07:30] She's got my back even when it's against the wall
[01:07:34] Oh, so she can lift him up physically and slam him against the wall when I need a friend
[01:07:39] She's the guy I call cuz sometimes the best cowboys ain't cowboys at all
[01:07:45] So I took her out to show her how to rope and rock I took her out as a typo to show her how to rope and ride
[01:07:53] I can't believe that it was me that wound up broke and tied
[01:07:57] Whoa, there's bitch tied him up in the ass the girl the girl is a cowboy so that night
[01:08:03] I decided we should paint the town. I made it home. Although. I don't really remember how
[01:08:13] Roofie didn't rape sometimes the best cowboys ain't cowboys at all
[01:08:16] She's got my back even when it's against the wall when I need a friend
[01:08:19] She's the guy I call cuz sometimes the best cowboys ain't cowboys at all
[01:08:22] There's just something that a cowgirl has
[01:08:29] Man she's something when she's one of the boys but something else anytime she's not
[01:08:36] So thought yes, so Garth Brooks wants to fuck a trans
[01:08:40] Trans cowboy and sometimes the best cowgirls got a little
[01:08:45] Some extra you know to me got a couple of balls you're listening to you know what I'm saying by Garth Brooks
[01:09:02] Looking for a cowgirl in the man's bathroom
[01:09:05] Cruz and Garth yeah, hey God good to see you here buddy
[01:09:15] Good ride cowboy. Let's pretend this is about a man. Okay
[01:09:19] We're life's yeah from the hills to Casey, Wyoming where life's woolly and wild came an Air Force brat in a cowboy
[01:09:29] Yeah, and that Copenhagen smile from bucking Bronx the honky-tongs. He always sang a cowboy's song
[01:09:47] Life's a highway, which I like to imagine they're singing along to the rascal flats together. We'll have a gay sex and Casey, Wyoming
[01:09:54] She's is only one way you're gonna get through it when she starts to twist but more like Chris
[01:10:00] Pull your hat down tight Chris Gaze would do it when that whistle blows and that crowd explodes and then pick up men
[01:10:08] Or at your side they tell he's gone. He's hallucinating from being come drunk
[01:10:13] He has no idea part of some just ritual sack
[01:10:19] Sacrifice the middle of the rodeo ring where they blow a whistle and the crowd go nuts and there's a bunch of guys and pickup trucks fucking your body
[01:10:27] They tell you good ride cowboy good ride
[01:10:30] Oh, yeah from gold buckles the gold records well once again
[01:10:34] He was spinning round took the whole world on and he turned us on to that Western underground
[01:10:40] I can't I can't I can't this next line and from bareback Jack
[01:10:47] Hat the songs were stronger than his pain
[01:10:51] He would not slow down awesome from town to town like children running through the rain and
[01:10:58] We sang life's a highway. There's only one way you're gonna get through it when she starts to twist
[01:11:04] Be more like Chris and put your hat down tight. I guess that's your foreskin. Yeah, they're medically tight force
[01:11:09] Yeah, yeah, I just do it and when that whistle blows and that crowd explodes and then pick up men are at your side
[01:11:16] You tell them good ride cowboy good ride?
[01:11:20] Interesting I bet he crossed that River Jordan with Saint Peter on the other side
[01:11:25] And don't sully the Bible's name with your fucking homosexual cowboy bullshit
[01:11:30] If there's one thing I could ask of the people who listens this show
[01:11:33] Is don't besmirch the good name of Saint Peter?
[01:11:40] I agree cowboy sex. Yeah, here's another one called under the table
[01:11:52] And by the table I mean another guy who was on all four
[01:12:00] Well, we see that billboard that Garth Brooks billboard just off the side of the BQE
[01:12:04] I don't know what it's doing. Yeah, it's all about love or something. Yeah, I've seen it. Yeah, it's so weird
[01:12:15] Anyway, so Brett Kavanaugh. Yeah. Oh, yeah, we got to get to the bottom of this. Yeah people want to know
[01:12:22] They want to know fuck him. I know there are a lot of senators listening to this and they're not sure if they should vote yes or no
[01:12:29] So probably we should from Alaska Murkowski. No bitch. How about janitors and they have genitals. I think they already do have genitals
[01:12:41] Wouldn't you say are you saying all senators don't have genitals right now? Yeah, no, I'm trying to see Garth girl Garth
[01:12:47] Oh, I don't know why that I got Wayne's world suck me off Wayne's world. I'm gay
[01:12:57] Should we get a show we get a show we get a show we get a
[01:13:02] Speaking of tears, you know, it was pretty hot Tia Leoni. Hell yeah, remember her. I'm all in on Tia Leoni
[01:13:09] Neither with a raspy ass voice. Oh, you don't know girl Garth is not hot. She's not hot. No, not at all
[01:13:18] Wait wasn't there a hot girl that wanted to fucking but he ends up fucking girl Garth. Isn't that how it goes?
[01:13:22] Or maybe he did fuck the hot girl. I don't remember man. She's total babe
[01:13:31] We tried watching Wayne's world. Give me it. It doesn't hold on
[01:13:34] I think none of Mike Meyer shit holds up except maybe the one about being an axe murderer
[01:13:44] Ass murderer ass murder. Yeah, so I sucked off an ass murderer
[01:13:52] Shit, I should eat something. I think the love girl is still yeah real good
[01:13:58] I would watch that one. Yeah, I should watch it's like it's insane. How bad I can't wait
[01:14:04] I'm gonna watch it's like and it's like you feel like you're a mushrooms. Oh, yeah
[01:14:09] I can't wait Justin Timberlake doing that whole thing. The fuck is this dude?
[01:14:15] I found a meme and it's picture of James Earl Jones and Morgan Freeman and says if you really think about it
[01:14:20] And I was hoping the sub sub text would be all black people are the same
[01:14:26] I thought it's gonna be a funny racist. Yeah, but what is it?
[01:14:29] It says if you really think about it James Earl Jones and Morgan Freeman tickling each other would be pretty much the greatest thing
[01:14:35] I'm a fuck and it's like what that sucks. What kind of fetish is that?
[01:14:40] I gotta be the only deep voice black guys laughing and tickling each other
[01:14:49] Sharing a joke. Yeah, take a look like just say laughing at the same time tickling and each other
[01:14:56] Yeah, what the fuck they can't be getting tickled by a couple like that's the other daughters or whatever that would be
[01:15:02] That would be an impeachable offense. I feel didn't Morgan Freeman fucking tickling
[01:15:06] Okay, well gang listen if you're in Australia come see us
[01:15:16] Cuz I have to shit, and then I have to take the train and so I got to go
[01:15:20] We are in Sydney on the 23rd of this month malbin on the 26th brieze give me brain on the 28th. I
[01:15:29] Believe we're doing podcast and stand-up shows
[01:15:38] Farewell Avida saying goodbye show is on the 8th
[01:15:43] Moms this Monday kind of funny moms. We haven't booked anyone yet, but it's gonna be good
[01:15:48] Believe you. Thanks for everyone who came out to the last. Thank you. It was packed as hell
[01:15:54] Probably enough to find a bigger venue probably we should we have we should talk about that and then we have such a southern tour happening
[01:16:07] Nashville in the 11th. Yeah, I I don't know I've booked it all back to back
[01:16:12] And I forgot that like everything in the south isn't 20 minutes from each other
[01:16:17] So this is gonna suck ass. Can we delete one? Can we just be like fuck you guys? No, it's just gonna be a gay week
[01:16:27] Whatever man, we don't have to try hard
[01:16:29] Fuck you idiots at by tickets to the show dumb, you know, this is this is the North's revenge for the civil
[01:16:38] Just three yanks we get for being marching to the sea folks and we're gonna burn down every
[01:16:45] Below the Mason Dixon is that so but but it's an amazing Dixon in between Maryland and Pennsylvania
[01:16:52] I think I think Maryland was on the Union side, but very very was a Maryland was
[01:16:59] Union occupied. Yeah, and yeah, yeah, but grudgingly they were on beyond begrudgingly
[01:17:05] It was just like the federally occupied. Yeah, it declared
[01:17:09] Marshall law. Yeah, Lincoln Lincoln had his dick out and said either you suck this or you're on my team
[01:17:15] It surrounded to or three quarters of Washington, so he declared Marshall law makes sense. Oh, it's really
[01:17:27] Ritchman Richmond is in Maryland the capital of the south of the second
[01:17:38] Bitch every once in a while. I know a fact you're obviously lying about how about a show like drunk history
[01:17:47] We drug comedians and tape them without their consent
[01:17:54] It's like quick put your dick and camera and asposito's man
[01:17:59] This is a prank. It's a prank show. It's a prank. No, I don't want to that's like cameras for you
[01:18:04] That's Adam in a wig. They have to like they they like produce that show and then via comments to be like look
[01:18:11] We try to strike a balance, you know, you have some like we represent a lot of voices, you know
[01:18:15] Yeah, it's great that we're getting all these LGBT voices out there and like hearing victim stories
[01:18:20] But we also need to show where there's white men that rape people
[01:18:24] The violently rape is your pitch TV pitch. No, this is the network
[01:18:30] After they buy it after they buy it. Yeah, which they will they will do
[01:18:37] All right, man, let me be an EP on that shit, dude. Yeah
[01:18:45] All right gang, well that'll do it for us. Please eat our nuts and suck our dicks. Bye. Oh