Cum Town | Regular | 10/18/2018
[00:00:06] Which means pussy cream in Japanese regards
[00:00:13] Hello everyone we are starting the podcast about a tight supremacist and he was he likes type pussy. Yeah. Yeah, that's it
[00:00:23] We just did four hot fire minutes, but just me and Nick and then we realized Adam was just sleeping in another room
[00:00:33] Yeah, we're all jet lagged and you know, it's I think we're this podcast probably late
[00:00:38] But yeah, well we realize is you can suck our dicks. Yeah, and you'll get it now, too
[00:00:43] Yeah, we're all congested from all this all this type of pick up a mic, bro
[00:00:49] It's like a Japanese tree or something. Yeah, I'm a Japanese pussy tree. Hello Adam
[00:00:56] Hello, you look cute, man. Yeah, I already checked everything. So I like your outfit, dude
[00:01:05] Was in I was on the train nice you dressed up for the train. Yeah, I dress up for travel like in the 50s
[00:01:15] Transit everyone did dress up back then but they also I think raped the
[00:01:26] Maybe that's the reason that nobody took women seriously back then because if you like that man raped me
[00:01:51] No, like an hour and a half ago no some lady walked in with like a suga issues like I'm here for my airbnb
[00:02:21] She was an older Korean American nothing wrong with that. Yeah nothing wrong with that. Yeah
[00:02:32] Were you a single man? No, I had crown jewel of the
[00:02:38] What's their river called the quiet the Yanksy?
[00:02:56] You know, you know everyone everyone gave Banksy a lot of shit for doing that thing the shredding the shredded paper
[00:03:09] Well, that shit's like more valuable. Yeah, that's when I thought it wasn't funny
[00:03:12] He should have destroyed it. He should have done some other shit
[00:03:18] He should would have done is exploded it killed everyone in that room that would have been really cool actually
[00:03:24] Yeah, that would have been called terrorism. That would have been legit
[00:03:28] Gaze stencils. Yeah, maybe Arcada was the original Banks
[00:03:33] Yeah, Osama's Banksy well that that guy Damien her said who's the other guy someone the butcher
[00:03:39] That was a cool ass nickname. I'll do a little butcher or some shit. Am I making that guy up?
[00:03:44] Russia no, no, wasn't there terrorist name. Yeah named that but do love the butcher
[00:03:49] Sounds like it's from the show. That's cool, right?
[00:03:52] With if you were a terrorist when you want your name to be a do a little butcher. Yeah, pick a cooler terrorist name dome land
[00:04:02] Taking which was his name was the guy named on a show Dominic Charles
[00:04:07] Guys Captain winners. I don't know. I mean Lewis. Yeah
[00:04:13] He's on Dublin and he's getting heads like there's only one thing I ever wanted to do for my country and suck guys off
[00:04:22] What would you ban the brothers is about like a cock ring that you guys share
[00:04:28] The Nazi shoot off hit one guy's cock ring and he can't stay hard. Yeah, he's like also
[00:04:33] I'll do this for you my friend. Yep. Yeah
[00:04:39] Slide slide your cock right in here. Yeah for Uncle Sam for Lady Liberty
[00:04:44] So we're writing a come-town movie where we get Tokyo drifted to Japan
[00:04:48] Yeah, that would be where we commit we download so much child pornography in America
[00:04:52] The judges like you have to go live with your dad in Japan where there's zero child
[00:04:57] Yeah, okay, and then we get over here in the Japanese guys like hey, why don't you take my my fucking
[00:05:09] You can win this guy's Asian girlfriend
[00:05:24] We just try to down we want to see kids suck each other off and then the guys like
[00:05:33] It's like you'll discuss down a little chop or two if you've ever seen two seven year old
[00:05:38] Yeah, and then it's just like burning up or whatever. Yeah
[00:05:41] Destroy the guy's computer in the laughing sack with the guys like hey, man. Don't sweat it. I don't even destroyed
[00:05:46] $12,000 worth of graphics computing equipment. You have to understand how to drift
[00:05:53] And what drifting is is downloading the right amount of child porn so you don't get flagged by the FBI
[00:05:59] Yeah, not too much you get flagged but enough that you can jack off. No problem. Yeah, it's about like finesse
[00:06:06] Yeah, which is kind of a peta tura. It's what's cool. That's what pussy super is. That's absolutely what the concept of pussy super
[00:06:27] My reaction so far the Chinese are a bunch of stock up pieces of shit the Japanese. Yeah, that's what I'm at. Yeah
[00:06:35] They are they are pretty some bitch was like trying to offer samples in the food court the only Japanese people no
[00:06:41] Yeah, and I took one she's like shot me this fucking horrified look that's awesome
[00:06:46] And so I took the sample and then she like grabbed me and was like you have to eat it here
[00:06:54] It's all you to wear I'll walk into like I'll walk into fucking mooji and eat this shit bitch
[00:06:58] Oh, no, I love the ethnos fucking they get mad as shit if you put change on the counter
[00:07:08] I like to count out my other throw all my money
[00:07:13] Down here and I'll thumb through it. I do basic man. Yes painstakingly
[00:07:20] I did I was so I'm from America. I don't speak Japanese. So adding up to 230
[00:07:29] In increments of ten and a hundred is not for that's not
[00:07:37] Some of those coins are weird they got holes which you know why they got that a pilgrim
[00:07:50] Oh my god, they have holes in the money. Oh, no, I've gotcha looks like you have some competition
[00:08:07] I'm not going to any more baby stores along here
[00:08:13] Yeah, I disagree I've completely changed my mind on the whole concept of the ethnostate
[00:08:21] Let anyone in except for me. This is Adam sneaky way of embracing Israel slowly
[00:08:28] Starts off talking about how Japan is the right idea and then in two weeks
[00:08:31] He's like what if there was like a place for Jews like Japan? Yeah, no, no, no
[00:08:35] I see the other way I see the other way
[00:08:38] You know how Hitler had like brown hair and brown eyes, but he was like the best people have blonde hair and blue eyes
[00:08:44] I want to be that I want to be like the Hitler of the Japanese
[00:08:52] But I am there I'm their leader. Okay, you're not charismatic. I don't want anyone
[00:08:58] First of all step one. I'm not even not as charismatic as Hitler step to your ugly
[00:09:13] I miss what you said, but yes, I heard high score dick. So I
[00:09:21] These people I'm I mean I've got a ton of charisma. No, I've seen the way they look at you. Oh, they're so much respect
[00:09:28] You're so pathetic. No, they have no respect I do for you, which is respect in Japanese
[00:09:34] The economy of respect they have a ton of respect for me. I guess that the
[00:09:42] Japanese would not respect you and I said that before we came here
[00:09:46] How many disrespects have you seen paid towards they've handed me and they've handed me just count them out
[00:09:51] Let's go numerous times today people have come up to me and handed me a crane upon unfolding a discovery in beautiful
[00:10:14] Yeah, I feel dust blows away into the wind and spells out
[00:10:18] I'm feeling really the name of it one of my ancestors
[00:10:29] Bad that you guys weren't on that train with me. Yeah, you had a nice day you would have really like hard got declined
[00:10:39] Oh, I lost my fucking quarterly payment to the government. So what I get to uh, you pay by check. Yeah
[00:10:48] You don't pay online. I pay by check. You don't trust the wires. Well, no, I don't trust
[00:10:54] I mean I knew the post office in Brooklyn is such garbage. Of course
[00:10:59] Um, they lose like three or four checks a year
[00:11:06] That's like to dig. I've noticed a lot of really psycho
[00:11:11] Men like nervous breakdown episodes in that post office on Fulton
[00:11:17] Are you guys both you just both got sick? Well, I don't know. I left for one night and you guys
[00:11:22] Well, we've been hanging out together a lot and have a good time. Just because we've been having a nice solo
[00:11:29] And uh, no bank that sounds very fun. What happens is when you really when you have a good-ass trip with a lot of friendship
[00:11:36] In all of your immune system a lot of friendship a lot of really solid riffs that you know nothing
[00:11:40] We have had you know nothing about Richard. Yeah, Richard is the king
[00:11:45] Do you know anything about Richard Adam knows nothing?
[00:11:47] The Canadian guy. No, no, he was rich. I miss Richard. You missed I think this guy's a great
[00:11:53] Richard you missed the jigsaw puzzle guy. The jigsaw puzzle guy. You don't know what polyamorous is. Yeah. Yeah
[00:11:59] Well, that's what that means actually. Yeah, she's cool. She's in on our bit. Yeah, she knows about all the beef
[00:12:04] You've been texting dasha the bits. Well, yeah, we have actually that's bullshit. Yeah, I will say being polyamorous means you want to fuck a parrot
[00:12:12] Yeah, you play a sex with parrots. What?
[00:12:14] I think I was here when you guys said what let me see your penis. That was yesterday morning
[00:12:23] Think how little do you think a parrot pussy is
[00:12:38] They do the scorpion get over here the guys do
[00:12:42] Oh, they just throw their cocks like our bird cocks spiky
[00:12:48] Well, no the female lays eggs and then the man comes over and
[00:12:56] Jerks off inside of it. I would I would love if that's how fucking works for people
[00:13:01] This is a woman like forgets her eggs at the bus stop. Oh nice. Guess you just had sex
[00:13:23] I like the idea that it won't forget her eggs too. She just basically shit eggs out of her pussy
[00:13:41] Richard was really good. Who is Richard Richard Richard the Canadian guy who says the N word no
[00:13:47] Guys know it's Dylan. That's a real person. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:13:52] That is true because I was waiting for the for our bags. I'm not saying whoa
[00:14:05] Richard Oh the N word here's another thing about Japan and I'm not saying that you know
[00:14:10] You can really just say whatever you want in English like we were talking about fucking a Japanese man Japanese
[00:14:26] And this guy's just like a foot away from
[00:14:28] Talking about fucking his ass. That's that's another solid one man. That's very funny. He just gets to work
[00:14:41] Just lays out all the pictures of mine and next penises
[00:15:01] Like he's like just a second, you know, I'm sorry I'm behind I am so hot in our
[00:15:08] Mmm Richard is a man who can't stop getting molested. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I know that
[00:15:20] He's always coming home late covered in bruises
[00:15:29] Guy said they were bringing back heckagers
[00:15:32] They just needed a couple guys and I did some guys to help out
[00:15:39] Rapes he's just always being just doing simple like errands
[00:15:45] Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that that's going to the SNL. Yeah, yeah, you guys basically missed the the beauty of it
[00:15:52] He goes to a softball game. He's supposed to go to softball game. Yeah, he comes his wife just isn't being dropped off
[00:16:03] Why are you living do you hurt your leg at the softball game? I never made it
[00:16:14] Where's your car? Yeah, who are those guys who dropped you off? Where's your car?
[00:16:24] The bad news is I was gang raped by nine guys. They held me down. I fucked my ass
[00:16:30] There is no good news the good news is we're on the shortlist for a time share and I believe them and
[00:16:38] Pensacola, Florida is a beautiful place
[00:16:40] It's not actually Pensacola, so I know it's right. I was it was Richard. Oh, yeah, he was getting raped. Yeah, yeah
[00:16:46] Yeah, cuz he got a time share because he's on the shortlist for a time share. Oh, yeah
[00:16:54] Honestly, the golf beaches aren't bad a beach is a beach ultimately. Oh if you're by a beach
[00:17:00] The only thing I know about Pensacola is that scene at the end of the fuck some hole. Oh
[00:17:07] What's about contact as you go into space and your dad is an alien? Yeah, no well the aliens
[00:17:13] Download her memory of her father and then they communicate to her through a memory of her
[00:17:18] David head to call a beach or something. Well, really? Yeah, so could the aliens remember all the old times
[00:17:24] I got head and do that back into my head. Yeah, and then
[00:17:30] Oh wait, was it the movie or Jody Foster? Yeah, I saw that movie when I was a little kid
[00:17:34] I had no idea what it was about every rules. I remember like being really shocked
[00:17:38] She was a lesbian. Yeah, I wanted to fuck her from that movie from because you can
[00:17:42] Tax is there a point. No, no, no, no, no from content. We're talking about because isn't there a point where she spins around in something
[00:17:49] And you can kind of see her titties in a tank top
[00:17:53] In contact. I think so she spins around like a big was that in panic room. No, I've never seen panic room
[00:17:59] Paris good. She's training to go to space and she's spinning in a white. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and she's got a
[00:18:05] 20 real yoga rules. He's in so many good movies. Yeah, sing played fucking. I'm getting the band again. Yeah, I love that
[00:18:13] character so much fucking I'm doing the podcast tonight. Yeah,
[00:18:18] Could you keep it down? Fuck you asshole. I'm friends with the mayor being the sheriff for boys. Oh, uh,
[00:18:27] Probably the the other the one you definitely missed is the jigsaw puzzle guy. Yeah, I definitely missed that one. Yeah,
[00:18:33] I was great. Yeah, that guy you saw it's no good guy. He's doing a jigsaw puzzle and he puts the final piece in and then it's a
[00:18:41] Picture of him sucking a dick. He's like what the fuck?
[00:18:43] What the hell? What the fuck is going on? Yes, a thousand more. Yeah, it's so clearly he's copying the picture from the box.
[00:19:03] Yeah, that's a good guy, man. Yeah, jigsaw can be sought. That's his backstory. Oh, it fucks him up so much.
[00:19:11] Very interesting that he starts chopping off Danny Glover's cock or whatever happens in the saw in front of you is
[00:19:23] Liver to eye the choices yours. Why is this guy keeps cutting my damn dick off? I'm getting too old. It will be funny if Danny Glover had a
[00:19:33] Dick like a lizard's tail that grew back every time. Wouldn't that be funny boys? Yeah, you can just bite it off and
[00:19:41] come back. That would be cool if that was just for any human you just lose your dick and it grows back like a starfish's
[00:19:47] arm. Yeah, would be awesome is if you could be real reckless, you could snip part of your dick off. Uh huh. And maybe we'll
[00:19:54] grow a little longer if you could game it the system that does happen. Yeah, the police just kicked out of your
[00:20:01] apartment. Just fucking AR 15s with flashlights. Yeah, my dick is so long. It's like coiling.
[00:20:09] Get on the fucking ground. Get on the ground now. You've been like your dick. You've been sniffing off the
[00:20:16] top of your dick to make it longer. You must egregious crime. New New York. All the rich people do that. They have huge,
[00:20:29] you know, coiled dicks. They don't want the fucking the fucking proletariat. That's what's going on. Oh, yeah,
[00:20:36] that's really bad. It's gotta get up there to start there. Big coil dick. What a beautiful future that is, man. I dream of a
[00:20:49] future. You know what? That would help me a lot because if I could just cut the top of my cock off, maybe it would
[00:20:54] grow back with the regular foreskin. Hmm. Oh, Jews would be in trouble. What do you mean, you couldn't really get
[00:21:01] a certain future to matter a lot. I'll see you to that. Don't worry. Well, in this beautiful world where you could
[00:21:09] cut your cock off and it grows back, if you get circumcised, your foreskin would just grow off, grow back and then
[00:21:15] Yahweh would be mad at you forever. We've been in trouble basically in every generation. So how we've got
[00:21:20] a future Hitler that develops a base on the moon with a laser that you just find every Jew from the moon. That's what
[00:21:30] moon rakers about. Yeah. Yeah. That's the guy that wanted to take an Aryan race up to the moon. Is that for real
[00:21:38] up Earth? Is that really about? I don't know about blow up or Abby. I don't know where the moon would go. So Hitler and
[00:21:44] Nick in your scenario. Hold on. What's wrong with that? If white supremacists had a way to get to the moon and live up
[00:21:51] there, we should let them. Yeah, for sure. You want to live on the fucking moon? Yeah, the moon sucks ass. Actually,
[00:21:59] also that's like the only type of colonization that's like not there's in no way is that interesting. There's no
[00:22:06] indigenous people on the moon. Right. Sure. What if the world's going bad though? And then we just have to take it
[00:22:11] the only people who know how to colonize space or white supremacists. I'm sorry, but that belongs to that. It would be
[00:22:19] cultural appropriation to take the middle of the way. It's their place. It's all white. It is all made out of
[00:22:25] cheese. Mm hmm. We literally did just describe what an ethnostatist is like you get a place to alter
[00:22:33] yourself. You want to go land? There'd be no government. Oh, damn. I didn't describe it. It's kind of like what
[00:22:38] Mormons believe. Yeah. No, look, there's no rule that says that other races aren't allowed to come to the
[00:22:43] moon. It's just like good luck figuring out how to build a space. Yeah. Nice. Yeah, except we all know
[00:22:51] only black women know how to build spaceships. Yeah, right. I saw hidden figures. Did you know that that
[00:22:56] when Neil Armstrong landed on the moon, he said that one small step thing, but then he cut off the
[00:23:03] radio and he just said the ad. Like 20 and the best part is there's no
[00:23:14] Houston. We have Neil Armstrong is about to exit the Eagle lander. The eagle is landed. And he is
[00:23:23] stepping off the lander. Oh, uh, bazinga shit. Fuck. Pussy super. Pussy super. What's
[00:23:35] pussy super? It literally means nothing. It literally was just what phrase I was saying when we were
[00:23:42] checking the sound and I loved how it sounded. But it's the new way I'm living my life. I'm glad you
[00:23:48] guys started recording. I would have fucking woken up at like 1 AM. Yeah, I'm already fucked up. Yeah,
[00:23:55] we were still pretty jetlight as a year. I felt like this morning was the first morning I was
[00:24:00] over it. Well, you could bet that yeah, I'm gonna be fucked up for a minute. Yeah, oh, you can
[00:24:10] definitely bet that. All right, bet you can bet. Where can you do or landing on the moon? And he's
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[00:24:48] Mm hmm. And what else the other thing you can bet is on sports games. Isn't that right? Oh,
[00:25:00] The Climax series has ended, but now the
[00:25:04] Who won the Giants the championship no the Climax series was that that's like their wild card round round nice
[00:25:10] The second and third place teams. Yeah, they have a weird so the way the wild card or not the wild card
[00:25:16] But yeah, it like the Climax series is like the
[00:25:23] Like plays mm-hmm so that yeah the second and third seeded team they have a three game series and
[00:25:29] Then the winner of that plays the first seeded team in a six game series where the first
[00:25:34] Seed team has a one game advantage. Oh, that's weird and it's all played at the at the the higher seeded teams
[00:25:42] State and the tiebreaker is they both have an old Japanese businessman
[00:25:47] And if it's a tie ball game they kiss and the first one of those guys the busts
[00:25:52] Mmm their team wins busty SI busty SI. Oh, yeah, we're there's still the read right? Yeah
[00:26:00] You know I'm going yo, Maury Giants, you know, I thought you would you front runner. I'm a front runner
[00:26:06] I like the I'm going to a Roshima carp in the Hiroshima crap
[00:26:13] Yeah, I'm worried that Jersey I'm glad they drop. Thanks God. Just keep coming up me to go cop
[00:26:18] Yeah, that's how excited they get about 13
[00:26:24] I love how quiet everyone is here. Yeah, I've experienced no disrespect that is because
[00:26:31] Oh, yeah, that's right and 24 seven customer service
[00:26:36] Mm-hmm not the Japanese that DSI. Yeah, yeah, I would be off guys
[00:26:41] It's a great sports betting website and they pay out they've been paying out winners or whatever the fuck you could literally
[00:26:49] Bet your life on that website. They got a mobile app come to your house and kill you if you lose
[00:26:54] Yeah, someone will take a fucking confetti
[00:26:56] Rock wire come to your house and fuck your mouth. Oh, yeah, and they promise that on that
[00:27:02] You don't have any money put your dignity on the
[00:27:05] Put that sweet mouth pussy on the line and it's legal because they're based in Germany
[00:27:09] They're the headquarters are in Hungary or Budapest or something. Yeah, yeah
[00:27:15] Move from any any any possibility of a loss
[00:27:19] You can never be extradited if you can never do your home and fucking your mouth
[00:27:23] So you can bet your mouth pussy with impunity on that the aside. I bet the aside live in game wagering
[00:27:32] So you don't like a Russian material carp anymore you can fucking change your bet switch it the fuck up
[00:27:38] They're losing that's how that's what live in game wagering means you realize is the last minute
[00:27:42] You're not gonna win you change it you change it, but you have to bet way more because the odds are probably really bad
[00:27:47] Yeah, the eyes are yeah. Yeah, so but so yeah, you can help
[00:27:54] And second loan on your house. Yeah bet it all. Yeah on the soft bank eagles now. They're already out
[00:28:09] They got Ravens out here, dude. That's how you know so keep betting on the Ravens everyone
[00:28:13] I don't think I've ever seen a raven until I've been here. Yeah, they're cool
[00:28:22] Who the fuck did we just play and we whooped their ass cheeks the Titans
[00:28:26] So you would have made some money if you follow my always bet the Ravens shit on that one class
[00:28:34] Tomorrow I guess today is it Thursday in America?
[00:28:38] But the Lakers are playing the Blazers and it's Portland minus three and a half
[00:28:44] Take LeBron man. What the fuck LeBron getting three and a half points. Stop. Thank you. He's not gonna lose in his fucking debut
[00:28:53] Saw a highlight from practice the Sixers minus 11 of the Bulls
[00:28:58] Oh, I don't know. I think bet on like I say take that because they just got embarrassed by the Celtics
[00:29:04] Yeah, you can bet on everything. All right. Well, I would bet on Kate wizards. Who would you take Adam?
[00:29:09] Heat wizards was the line the way he'd get one point
[00:29:12] I think the wizards gonna fucking suck fall apart this year. So are you taking the heat?
[00:29:17] I think they're gonna eat plus one heat plus he lost though, right to the magic
[00:29:22] Yeah, she liked that happens all the time remember at the beginning of the season with the piston start. Oh, okay
[00:29:30] First heat. Oh, yeah, the Pistons were good last year for like the first two weeks
[00:29:35] Yeah, the first LeBron Miami heat team lost a bunch and Philly which was horrible beat them
[00:29:41] And that was in the middle of the tanking whatever. So those are our picks on beat me off guys.com. I think if you
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[00:29:58] Hmm, which is a shittier deal than the promo code used to be because you guys were you were winning too much
[00:30:04] We're winning to you're drawing these German mouth fucking assholes
[00:30:17] You're doing well guys. We're real proud of you
[00:30:20] So take the Ravens take the picks we just made
[00:30:26] Take advantage of that 24 seven customer service. Yeah, that's part of the money you're paying. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah
[00:30:33] Absolutely. Yeah, you pay for that. You get a nice a nice 120% bonus, you know, no way you can lose
[00:30:40] Absolutely not as long as you only bet your principal. You'll never lose
[00:30:47] Yeah, it's about betting with house money. I've been reading a lot about gambling and that's what you want to do
[00:30:52] Yeah, you want to bet with house money. So that's that's a that's another free tip. So beat me beat bet these high
[00:31:00] Bet these I calm promo code come one to one come to whatever whatever Nick said
[00:31:07] Damn, I'm so congested. I know and I can't read ill I can't read any of the fucking medicine
[00:31:14] I tried to buy medicine here and it's all doesn't make any sense dude
[00:31:17] I saw one that was like a box and it's like destroys viruses and it's got woody from Toy Story
[00:31:29] What the fuck what is this yeah, yeah, oh all of it is fucking bullshit. I like different kinds of fruits frowning
[00:31:37] A raccoon for some reason and they don't sell my quilt and clever it and it's woody
[00:31:48] Viruses bacteria over floating in the room
[00:31:51] But it literally has the Toy Story logo. It says it says Toy Story. It says sheriff woody
[00:31:57] It says Disney Pixar but he's Mickey Mouse and then Woody is Mickey Mouse
[00:32:02] Oh, here's another bit you didn't you weren't around for Adam. Oh my god
[00:32:10] Gay Arnold, yeah, what's the twist Nick you tell I know I wanted to let you deliver it
[00:32:16] But instead of a big-ass head his hips are like that like a football like a football his big fat ass
[00:32:23] So that's gay Arnold. Yeah, I somebody say gay McDonald's
[00:32:34] Buh-bye. I am gay. Yeah, it's funny dude. I like I said I tried to go back and watch that gap fat sketch
[00:32:43] Uh-huh. Now it just reads like a regular commercial now. Yeah gay McDonald's in four years. That's gonna be 100%
[00:32:49] Okay, dude. Let's gay the the sketch with a fucking Adam Sandler and oh, yeah
[00:32:56] Schliitz gay will be reality soon. Let's get that was one of my favorite sketches. Yeah
[00:33:01] God damn. Yeah, I loved it as a sketch in a joke and not because there was a lot of cock in it
[00:33:07] Yeah, I remember actually being like whoa, that's the game. That's what gay
[00:33:13] I remember when I was a baby. I asked my mom. I was like this is in Greek
[00:33:18] But it translates perfectly where I was like baby from dinosaurs, huh? Like the baby from yeah
[00:33:23] I really was a lot like that baby, but I asked my mom. I was like hey mom. What is uh, what is gaming?
[00:33:30] Mm-hmm. She's like oh it means someone that's very happy and then I was like oh, I thought it meant faggot
[00:33:41] Because of my father I actually heard the word lesbian first
[00:33:46] Mm-hmm and my parents were listening like NPR or some some shit like that or something on the radio nice pussy nice pussy report
[00:33:55] Yeah, yeah, and then I was like NPR dad would go to school and brag about listening to NPR
[00:34:10] Brag it said lesbian on the oh you listen to the rock and roll. So I listen to NPR listen to fucking all things
[00:34:18] Considerate I know who Kofi Annan is I sucked off. I do know Kofi Annan is this is first grade
[00:34:24] You think he's big tastes like coffee. Yeah, I knew him. Yeah, exactly
[00:34:27] I knew him in first grade before he was secretary general. I knew he was on the come up
[00:34:31] Yeah, I was like yo after butros butros is gone
[00:34:35] This dude Kofi's about to be put on you who butros was because wasn't there an animaniac sketch or something about him
[00:34:41] I only knew about him because the Ali G show interview. Hmm. I know maybe I'm thinking about what's the place so nice?
[00:34:56] No, no, what's up the place so nice they named it twice
[00:35:06] This is gonna bother me it was maybe some Looney Tunes
[00:35:14] Anyway, I heard the word lesbian on the radio. I asked my parents what it was and they were like it's like went to women
[00:35:21] Love each other and then gay is like two men
[00:35:23] Mm-hmm and I never hearing the word lesbian and thinking it was like a scary word
[00:35:29] Yeah, sounded like lizard or that I thought it's a lizard monster kind of thing. Well, it sort of is yeah
[00:35:36] But they he didn't know the entire time that was his own race. Yeah. Yeah, it's just secret lizard
[00:35:43] Secret lizard monsters to control all the monotone policy. That's my favorite anti-Semitic
[00:35:49] Conspiracies that they're reptiles. Maybe New York New York is the place
[00:35:59] Yeah, but I swear there's another place that has to name from an animani X song
[00:36:05] Maybe I am thinking about butros butros maybe maybe there's a joke about the man so nice
[00:36:09] They named him twice butros butros golly. They were doing butros butros golly bits on animani
[00:36:15] I don't know something something I fucking I don't know how the fuck else would I know who butros was a child?
[00:36:21] The animani X existed in the Warner Brothers universe. Yes. Yeah, Steven Spielberg's universe
[00:36:31] All the kids he raped over there. They were extra drastic park animals with the T-Rex
[00:36:37] Was Sylvester the cat and the Tweety and all them. Yeah, that was their dad
[00:36:43] They were in there Sylvester was their father. I don't remember that show at all
[00:36:47] Animani X. Don't remember the song. Don't had some good pussy
[00:36:51] Yeah, Don't suck dick. I heard yeah. She sucked both her brothers on animani X. Yeah, of course
[00:36:58] Dude, I guess the jokes really were for adults. They were yeah
[00:37:02] Yeah, there's a whole episode where that has to get an abortion. Mm-hmm. It's pretty informative
[00:37:10] You guys are really sick. You want me to get like go I can get you something to get it's fucking
[00:37:15] I think I just have allergies a doctor told me if somebody sucked my the seam of my nuts
[00:37:20] That that's a big pressure point and that all the congestion would go well. I love that Asian medicine
[00:37:26] Mm-hmm. Actually, can you give me the ice? I'm gonna ice my foot while we're sure that far East
[00:37:32] I mean, you know your boy. I'm probably probably traveling with maybe a little bit of bit of that allergy medicine
[00:37:38] So are you oh, you know, I get allergies in every content. What kind Ben and drill? I think I might have
[00:37:45] Claritin D, you know, this is if you got a sign the form to get what's the shit that makes you sleepy is Ben and drill?
[00:37:51] Fan and drill makes you sleepy, but you don't have that. Oh fuck. I got ice my foot
[00:37:56] I've been so for the list for our beloved listeners. Oh, I've been walking way more since my injury
[00:38:01] Yes, they're moving around real good, but my foot has been hurting like a motherfucking bitch
[00:38:06] I did a fucking the bike tour of Tokyo friends
[00:38:10] A six-hour bike tour your boy was huffing and puffing all across this beautiful city
[00:38:18] A bunch of old New Zealanders and they showed me a picture of their grandfather's son's penis. Oh, they were old people
[00:38:25] Yeah, why'd you say they had to go play Mario?
[00:38:27] Yeah, they just showed me their little like a little kid's cock. I was like, oh, not I mean
[00:38:34] Trunk and yeah, I made on them. I'm guy might yeah, they do the Hawka
[00:38:38] Yeah, yeah, these white people these are old ass white these mayo ass dude. It was so funny cracker one of these ladies
[00:38:47] They're trying to tell me that the hawkers cool the hawkers so gay. It's the gayest thing
[00:38:52] I think it's pretty cool if I was playing against them in rugby
[00:38:55] I'd be like this is why you guys doing a court didn't know guys didn't some New Zealand guys eat people
[00:39:03] Some of those guys dance. Yeah, some dance are cool that dance didn't some
[00:39:07] Blot boy guys eat each other. Yeah, there's there's like a tribe of motherfuckers on one of those little ass islands
[00:39:13] Hannibal. I mean those that are cannibals. I
[00:39:19] Right, I think I saw I think I heard it in sociology. That's for real. I
[00:39:24] Remember a guy with a British accent telling me in my sociology professor in college 101
[00:39:29] I remember my dad was like before I was a college. He's like if you take a sociology class
[00:39:34] I'm not paying for your college. I'm like you're not paying for my college as it is
[00:39:39] Thousands and thousands of dollars a student loans. You're giving me zero dollars. Why he was against sociologist
[00:39:46] You're like suck this dick old man. Yeah, waste these nuts these beautiful nuts
[00:39:51] But so these new zealers right it was me an old married couple and like a woman who was like their age
[00:40:03] Over and we had like this Japanese guide that like new English, but like
[00:40:08] Wasn't great at it. You know what I mean? It sounds like he'd be great to be a guy
[00:40:12] So he basically he could speak English, but he did gain like any nuance or anything. So he's like
[00:40:20] He's talking to this lady who single and who's like by herself and he's like
[00:40:28] Why why you come Tokyo or whatever and she's like she's like, you know, you know, I wanted to see the sights, you know
[00:40:35] He's like oh why you the tour and she's like well my husband was a cyclist and
[00:40:42] Today would have been his birthday and she's like tearing up
[00:40:57] Gotta go and then he's like oh you use chopsticks
[00:41:09] It was fucking insane he completely missed out on that whole fucking shit
[00:41:19] Tokyo bike tours, although I will say the last ride was the longest and I was not I was none too pleased about that
[00:41:27] I was ready to call it a damn day. Yeah, and then I fucking went and just sat in a fucking on-scene
[00:41:33] Where did the where did the bike tour go? I would love to run with those and just take people along the highway
[00:41:43] Always doing something make sure you take off your underwear and throw it away
[00:41:49] Replace it with Mac welding underwear from the wall calm. That's the simplest easiest shopping experience you've ever had
[00:41:56] Oh, that's right bitch. You know look I've been buying a lot of shit in Tokyo my car is getting declined everywhere
[00:42:01] Mm-hmm because I have just gambled away
[00:42:04] Oh, yeah fucking broke he should have you should have used a different bit service
[00:42:12] But that's not their time as you did done what it doesn't matter anyways. I don't I literally am pantsless
[00:42:24] Because I and I've pissed all of my underwear because I keep forgetting to take my pants off at the Europe
[00:42:29] Yeah, which is tough. No one reminds me. They should have signs to remind you
[00:42:32] Yeah, how to use the toilet, but that's another thing we don't have to get into it now
[00:42:37] So I went to Mac welding calm and I use their simple premium designs and simple shopping fabrics some about that
[00:42:47] Yeah, he used their fabrics. I did something that their easy website that purchased this
[00:42:55] I tell you boys never in my life if I worn underwear before yeah until that moment this time
[00:43:02] There's I've done things that I thought was wearing underwear. Mm-hmm. He was but it was he was penis was in a man's ass
[00:43:07] It was that's what he thought underwear was I thought
[00:43:11] Richard what are you doing? I thought I was putting on
[00:43:25] Thought that's what wearing underwear was and then he's trying to do something nice
[00:43:30] And then he had to wear underwear too. What was I gonna not let the man wear underwear?
[00:43:34] Yeah, and so he used my ass is underwear. I got a line of naturally silver
[00:43:41] Antimicrobial and silver line of shirts
[00:43:44] Underwear that are anti naturally anti-microbial. That's right brother. What does that mean?
[00:43:49] It means they soak the fucking you're gonna call stink right off your nuts
[00:44:12] Jingle's for this yeah, she got ghost busters the moon is something strange
[00:44:24] They never explained who Mac welding is he's a guy who just loved to suck
[00:44:30] He's like the monopoly guy with the monocle is like one of those jewel inspecting things. Yeah, Julie's loop. Yeah
[00:44:37] That's good. That's who he is. He's the guy I knew that you know who Mac welding is
[00:44:42] He's the guy who because here's another beautiful thing with Mac welding
[00:44:46] They don't even if you don't like your underwear you say I don't fuck with it
[00:44:51] You can keep them free refund, but when people do send them back
[00:44:55] You know gets them is Mac welding and he sniffs them. Yeah, so that's who Mac welded is he's a guy who wanted to fucking sniff nuts
[00:45:02] Uh-huh and by accident he started a company. It was like a scheme to get into sniffing nuts
[00:45:08] And then you just happen to make the best underwear of all time
[00:45:12] He's not a great company and now he can pay men to sniff their nuts
[00:45:16] He doesn't need to and we're lucky we get these beautiful underwear to caress our balls and pussies
[00:45:22] It's like the guy that was making penicillin was trying to make a Viagra
[00:45:33] Anyway, it's the same kind of thing. Yeah. Yeah, mm-hmm
[00:45:51] The nice way to sit here do you want you want this thing? I'll take the chair. Oh
[00:45:56] Oh God damn that was a wild sneeze. Yeah, I know I brought it up earlier
[00:46:03] Oh, what's the promo code name? Hold on? I guess
[00:46:07] Nick is sneezing but hold for the it meanwhile. Let me talk more about how Mac welding is a gay man that wants to sniff nuts
[00:46:17] It was that the height of the potato famine and he was actually exiled for sniffing all the dead corpses nuts
[00:46:24] Mm-hmm. Ireland didn't want him anymore. No, they just didn't want this name. There's no Irish. Yeah. Yeah
[00:46:30] Oh, thanks for clearing that up. Thanks. Yeah, no, he's Irish. No, his family was some gay British fucking
[00:46:41] Yeah, yeah, okay. He's wearing he's wearing a pith came over to suck Cromwell's dick
[00:46:47] Yeah, fucking can't mind his own business. So anyway, it's just thousands of years of the Irish living in peace
[00:46:58] beating their wife if they fuck the ones ever
[00:47:03] Yeah, they made that nut last in Ireland. Yeah, that was that's traditional that movie Angela's ashes
[00:47:11] Yep, the movie you've seen I have seen it
[00:47:14] About Angela's Angela's gashes and it's about a woman with seven pussies
[00:47:21] Just seven pieces that are just shitting out fucking
[00:47:25] Yeah, we should say the promo code before oh, yeah promo code content capital C
[00:47:31] UMT O WN to get 20 something percent off your
[00:47:37] Wow, just read just 20 20 percent. Let's say 20%
[00:47:40] Let's say 20% and if it's more and if it's 20
[00:47:44] There's more that's a bonus such a bonus huge bonus. He's a bonus arrow
[00:47:50] Yeah, it's it's really easy to your Japanese gets really good. I found the drunker you get
[00:47:59] Yeah, me too. It was funny. We went to breakfast and then Adam saying we would go to the fucking waiter
[00:48:07] You suppose I was like hey, give me my fucking burger you fucking jack
[00:48:17] Don't make me any time they give me any attitude. I'm like
[00:48:25] That's why I feel like I found the perfect culture. Yeah, no tipping and no saying excuse me
[00:48:30] I'll take tipping. I have no problem tipping or whatever as long as I don't have to say please and thank you
[00:48:35] Yeah, and I love that they bring you the check with your food. I love that too
[00:48:40] I hate that stage of eating. I know like you just waited you're done eating and then you got to wait for the fucking oh
[00:48:47] You guys are so sick. We just congested bitch relax
[00:48:51] Doing good bits it kills your immune system. Yeah, sorry. We've been coming up with doing all that yeah
[00:48:57] They have a lifting on the show coming up with fucking Richard Richard jigsaw puzzle guy
[00:49:09] You were talking about how you wanted to suck a man off I did I was thinking
[00:49:14] Yeah, I went to an onsen, which is like a spa I went to one last night. I stayed at one last well
[00:49:18] But you went to one where you could go with a girl, right? Yeah me and Dot. Yeah, it's just private on I went in a public one
[00:49:25] And I got to say guys only though guys only yeah naked naked. Yeah, make it a shit and
[00:49:31] I was offended. There are a few Japanese guys with big dicks and it really threw me for a loop
[00:49:37] Oh, I just expected to have to just really be the fucking
[00:49:42] Look at me wrong. There were some guys with hilariously small dicks like
[00:49:46] No joke I smile one guy smile. They don't allow women there to prevent this kind of beat. I
[00:49:56] Can't help the only reason I'm not trying to look at their dicks
[00:49:59] But they're babbling around shit, but some of them were kind of packing there was one guy
[00:50:03] There was one like I guess this guy was foreign
[00:50:06] But he was white and he had a huge like well
[00:50:08] Then there was another Japanese guy, but there was another white guy who was fat as shit and had a very little penis
[00:50:13] And it was not me. I did not look in the mirror before anyone says it you do I didn't know it was not me looking
[00:50:18] No, it wasn't you looking in the mirror was looking yourself in the reflection of the water
[00:50:22] At the on it was a different guy just stops in that room wearing like a heading way out
[00:50:27] I would remember when every day I got to say I did that after that bike tour and I'm not that sore day after
[00:50:50] Although I did get a massage from and that bitch fucked me up
[00:50:54] It's like cute little Japanese woman just fucking and she didn't jack you and she didn't end dude
[00:50:59] I really would have got a proper massage
[00:51:02] Honestly, there was a point where she was rubbing my thighs and she was like she kind of touched my cock
[00:51:06] But she was doing a professional thing and I was like I mean, but what if
[00:51:14] Completely legit you pay with a credit card like there's no, you know, it's just a sign release
[00:51:20] There was no change you're gonna. Yeah, yeah, I
[00:51:23] Also, I've gotten two massages on this trip and the first one was a
[00:51:27] Was a man and I was laughing thinking about seeing it be a guy and being like, okay
[00:51:33] Fine, but no gay shit, dude. Just letting him know straight up. Don't even consider any gay shit. Yeah
[00:51:41] But I do feel like they should jerk you off at every massage. It's such a sensual. It's a nice
[00:51:52] Feel like those massage chairs in like on the Jersey turnpike should suck
[00:51:58] Yeah, that would be great. They should have a fucking flashlight attachment that rumble at the same time
[00:52:06] They got to be patent that yeah, well the toilets here all robots. That's true. That's cool
[00:52:11] They should suck your dick at least. I don't understand why the toilets don't do that. Yeah every toilet has a bidet
[00:52:15] Which is wild which that's all that's for girls. They lick your ass. No, they have a girl setting and a guy setting
[00:52:22] No, they have they have a fucking regular setting and then a girl setting motherfucker, right?
[00:52:26] They have asshole and pussy, but I did the pussy setting and it kind of on your butt
[00:52:40] Bro do it. It will change your life. You're scared
[00:52:47] You're scared you scared your liking too much
[00:52:55] To dry yourself dude, you're being close-minded. That's crazy dude embrace the culture shut the fuck up. Yeah, dude
[00:53:06] Bullshit culture I agree with it. All right. God. Oh dude fuck all these no fuck's talking to them
[00:53:17] They don't want to talk to you either dude. That's the great thing about traveling here
[00:53:21] It's not like a place where you have to put on a whole dog and horse and pony what is it? Yeah dog and pony bitch
[00:53:28] The dog and pony show that's what's going on in the kitchen
[00:53:36] There are a bunch of like Nigerian guys that are trying to get you to buy prostitutes
[00:53:41] They all they're running the the red light to the streets, which we're staying by we're saying like a block away
[00:53:46] We're saying in the Korea town. Oh, we gotta get yeah, we gotta get to read tomorrow or maybe yeah
[00:53:52] It's funny the lady that thought this was her Airbnb was Korean
[00:53:57] I thought that maybe she was trying to stay in Korea's house
[00:54:01] She's still around. Can I fuck her you think no she left?
[00:54:05] It was weird dude. It was really weird. Yeah her walking in. I was not wearing a shirt
[00:54:11] She was like what's going on? Yeah, that's why you're gonna lock the door
[00:54:18] There's no crime here. Literally the apartment just got broken into dude and luckily she could no no
[00:54:24] She had the key it was what she could smell me. No, no, no. She used the she used the key
[00:54:29] She's somebody that'll defend us. Yeah, it was my pheromones my pheromones brought her in my sexual pheromones
[00:54:35] Yeah, it makes defense pheromones kicked her out. No, I think pheromones a little bit of sweet
[00:54:48] Do you remember that wrestler sexual chocolate of course yeah, I was too or necessary
[00:55:06] If you ever thought of a sauce imagine using seltzer as a dipping sauce
[00:55:29] Stop your imagination is incredibly scream to imagine you guys don't dream to imagine. That's your problem
[00:55:36] Pontiac that's me dude. I'm selling that for a million dollars
[00:55:44] Yeah, let me do let me be fucking what if Don would something you could imagine but also dream
[00:55:58] That's how it's a car, but it's also a dream
[00:56:01] It is it's also your imagination that child like imagination dude. I don't know what this sounds great
[00:56:07] This is better than most bad all fuel it your John Ham's got a really good. Thank you
[00:56:15] I sat in the seltzer bath they can that's one of the things you could do with the onsen. Oh really?
[00:56:20] Carbonated water they had hella shit. They had silk whatever the fuck that means a silk bath. Yeah. Oh sat in that shit
[00:56:32] The moles. I think it was they said so what is silt? It's my dick. Yeah, what is that word?
[00:56:37] So it means my that's salt look it's some it's rock bitch. So oh, yeah, it's raw dick
[00:56:46] It's like a mineral. I think it was a silk
[00:56:48] S. I. L. K. Bath maybe it's let me look that up whatever. What's the problem with silt these days?
[00:56:56] Mm-hmm. We're not gonna educate people. We're just gonna tell them what it is
[00:57:04] 2.0 is a ruthless physical exploration of what it means to be a Chinese Canadian
[00:57:10] This isn't shit paperwork is assigned Chinese instead of Canadians. What if they were get brainians?
[00:57:18] Don you've done it again, don you've done it again
[00:57:21] I was working on the new campaign for the Canadian tourism board. I
[00:57:28] Said to them what if it was get brainians?
[00:57:32] He says right before he gets the guk guk guk from a scene like the first two episodes of that show madmen. Yeah
[00:57:40] Yeah, my man gets pussy. Yeah, I will say that about him. He does yeah
[00:57:46] I thought that yeah, you get the point after the first like three seasons
[00:57:59] The whole damn thing did you yeah, and then I was very unsatisfied
[00:58:03] There's one I know that's a lot of people a lot of people
[00:58:07] There's one episode where what if it was lad men and they's like they
[00:58:11] Was a man. Yeah, they was watching minchester. Yeah, me in sister city
[00:58:26] What about it instead of Canadians is I'm gay nians. That's good for you for me. No, not me
[00:58:32] No, I'm gonna get brainy and I don't know about you Nick. It's cool that you came up with one for yourself out of it. You're getting pretty
[00:58:45] I'm not a gay nian for yourself. No, it wasn't I didn't say for me. I think I think I could be included. Yeah, I'm not a get brainy. That's insane
[00:59:03] So fucking stupid I'm saving that for my wedding night to get brain. Yeah, what's his name?
[00:59:09] No, to get to get brain. How can you get brain? How could you the brooms name? Yeah?
[00:59:17] How could you get brain by by sucking someone else's dick
[00:59:21] Getting brain is getting someone to suck your dick. He was so he could suck your dick
[00:59:25] He will whoever he is but then you wouldn't be getting brain if he sucks your dick
[00:59:31] No, you'd be giving don't if he sucks your dick you wouldn't be getting brain if
[00:59:35] If he sucked my if my wife sucked my I mean my
[00:59:41] My wife whatever you want to call him if my heart if if if
[00:59:46] You know, it's funny dude the woman you just told you wait time out
[00:59:50] You just talk the way out of being and I'm a get brain in yeah
[00:59:54] Because I just I had a loophole in my argument. All right fatal loophole
[00:59:58] I just asked you a very straightforward question
[01:00:01] All right, can I ask you a question even in a gay way you're not a get brain in under you are saying you couldn't even imagine a way where you
[01:00:11] All right, God damn it Don flawless logic. Can I ask you?
[01:00:14] Can I ask you that's all we have to do can I ask you guys know what so people want to get brain in
[01:00:20] You just prove to them that they could never live there. Can I ask you?
[01:00:25] But they'll never be able to play can I can I please ask you go ahead?
[01:00:36] We I just gave you the opportunity with that beautiful thought experiment and you admitted you you're not a get brain
[01:00:41] No, stop you know how you confuse me. That's people are logical loops exactly
[01:00:47] You just run circle around mine is often the most powerful ever since that Jordan Peterson book you
[01:00:53] Become so long. What my cement is about a simple-minded man
[01:00:57] Can rape and kill a woman fuck a rabbit or something he fucks rabbits
[01:01:02] I love that he just wants that rabbit farm to kill all this rabbit. Yeah pretty cool
[01:01:06] It's a snap their necks and George is like her line is like yeah, we'll get that for you. We'll get that pal
[01:01:12] Damn, that was a suck having to kill that
[01:01:15] Target what about a body locked out. He's like I got a strong retard. I can just cash his disability
[01:01:20] Yeah, that's all I'm gonna do a reimagining of my cinnamon were George's just a fucking scumbag piece of shit
[01:01:29] Cuz like what kind of guys is going around paddling around with a return. Yeah, yeah like I you know I keep I keep track of his finances
[01:01:43] Fire right on the pointation don't worry
[01:01:46] I'll take care of more than mine and his share combined strong as an ox and has less legal rights
[01:01:56] No labor laws look you got to get the head
[01:01:59] Is that what happened to him yeah, how about instead of my oh so wait I'm so go ahead of
[01:02:05] Of dice dice and men and it's Andrew. Oh, I'm friends with a fucking retard
[01:02:11] Hey, and I fucked his mother's maybe the retard because the man
[01:02:19] No, mice doesn't refer to the retarded guy the best laid plans of my son. It's a poem
[01:02:30] Yeah, the men are the men in the mites because Lenny snaps the neck of a he kills all those mice
[01:02:36] No, it's rabbits. Yeah, but he kills mice. He kills all furry animals
[01:02:45] Hurry convention there's a scene in the movie and I'd love to set him loose at a furry convention
[01:02:52] In the book or not there's a little fox tail. There's a movie yeah, there's a move there's several movies
[01:02:57] There's one in like 38 and there is another one then with John Malkovich and Gary Sunnis
[01:03:02] Oh, yeah, John Malkovich is retarded as fuck. Yeah, any like there's somebody that's this dog that has puppies and Lenny's like sneaking it into
[01:03:11] And George is like, you know, what the hell do you got there Lenny?
[01:03:17] He knows you took one of the puppies. Yeah, he's like, just leave me alone George
[01:03:21] Whatever many like slabs of something he pretends like he doesn't have the dog anymore. They're like, oh you that was a good joke
[01:03:27] Lenny that you pretended to have a dog. You know, you can't have him because you'll kill it because you're retarded
[01:03:33] You're like, I'm bags George or George Franklin. Let's have the puppy and then of course like immediately kills immediately
[01:03:38] So that's crazy that he's a late in life
[01:03:43] Like he was fine and then a horse kick. I feel like the head is a kid
[01:03:46] Yeah, yeah, I feel like that's the way to do it though go retarda like 40 40. Yeah
[01:03:52] Yeah, you know even as a kid that means he wasn't that's crazy to me
[01:03:57] No, I don't fuck that shit. Mm-hmm. I'm not rereading shit
[01:04:07] Psych can I well hey if you guys want to hear us do the show better subscribe? Yep, patreon.com slash come town
[01:04:15] We are no longer you can just you know what go to patreon and search for come town. We're listed. We're not adult anymore
[01:04:21] Adult content is a mainstream show. That's right. This is for kids. This is mainstream
[01:04:27] That part earlier when we were talking about I don't know a guy getting raped the next direction for the show
[01:04:34] Let's just say it's mainstream. Yeah, not safe for work who determines that mm-hmm. I was wearing secretaries for years
[01:04:43] On Pan Am on the airline you watched me rape a woman
[01:05:09] He's usually seen as NBA. What's the end stand for?
[01:05:15] We got more people to tune in after they desegregated the leagues than anybody
[01:05:26] I said well whenever nobody's gonna watch the NBA anymore sure they're more talented, but they don't pick up on film
[01:05:35] So Tom had the idea to light the arena of course you're not gonna be able to tell who the players are
[01:05:44] But we lead it on that we say what does the end stand for oh there was another Joe B stand for there was another joke about
[01:05:53] What is the a stand for the progression of names for african-americans?
[01:05:58] And we all know what that was B black a african-amero whoa
[01:06:03] Don the head of his time the NBA represents progress. Wow. That's beautiful, dude. Yeah. Yeah, damn it Don
[01:06:10] Yeah, you fucked my wife goddamn it down. You've done it again progress. I like it and we get to say the end
[01:06:19] No, it's on some like plastic placard thing
[01:06:22] All right, well, okay, and if you are we're coming to fucking Australia this week
[01:06:28] Sunday Sydney will be there on fucking the 23rd
[01:06:33] Melbourne will be there the 26th and Bris brain will be there on the 28th
[01:06:38] So please buy tickets to that if you haven't already we're doing podcasts and stand up shows
[01:06:43] So so please if you want to come to both will be different shows if you don't don't
[01:06:50] And then also we're going through the south the 11th through the 14th. I gotta put those dates on my website soon
[01:06:57] I'll be in Long Island at like a fucking movie theater or some shit on the 30th. That's on my website
[01:07:03] Just said a movie theater. No, they have like a they have like a fucking lounge area or some shit
[01:07:12] Doing a real big boy weekend a comedy a whole weekend of comedy club shows hidelining my first time there
[01:07:21] Two shows each night. Please come out to that and then I'm in
[01:07:28] Cincinnati and Columbus on the 14th 15th and 16th
[01:07:31] I'm flying to fucking I'm gonna watch the patience and the bucks play on the 13th
[01:07:35] And then I'm I'm doing a tour based around watching basketball. So go to my website suck my hard little penis
[01:07:44] We got funny moms, I think at some point. Yeah and
[01:07:47] And uh come uh, but yeah come to see us in Australia. All right. Bye everybody