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[00:00:25] yeah I like that that's good for me man folks welcome to another addition to

[00:00:33] Americana please press the pound sign now to get your ass what a cool intro to an

[00:00:39] album what albums that Americana who's that the offspring yes of course welcome

[00:00:46] to Americana please press the pound sign I was not allowed to have offspring

[00:00:51] albums why not my mother was very my mom had complete blind spots on certain

[00:00:57] things but the things she knew about like I could never listen to Howard

[00:01:00] Stern because she that was just in the media and for some reason the offspring

[00:01:04] she knew I could watch the Simpsons I had to sneak over to Pete's house and

[00:01:11] watch them that's crazy I remember the kid across the street there he was

[00:01:14] crying one time his mom wouldn't let him get tubbed bumper by chum I had

[00:01:20] dumped up because there was a guy on the cover blowing fire which is satanic

[00:01:24] hell yes yeah that's incredible yeah what a dumb bitch that guy's mom probably

[00:01:28] was that dumb Italian lady yeah italian to the best with their morality is over

[00:01:34] yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah for the devil now she wasn't Italian I mean they were

[00:01:37] like oh oh just they were Italian America yeah those are even better yeah

[00:01:41] yeah because they're just fucking asshole dumb whites yeah damn look how

[00:01:45] stupid the offspring looks now mm-hmm these guys are in the oh my god still

[00:01:50] being the offspring that's brutal the guy in the back at least is like a

[00:01:53] shame to himself yeah I know like the guys that is in the back the passenger is

[00:01:57] you know he's the ringleader of the faggery oh absolutely like this is great

[00:02:01] baby with the what is his name sunset strip 47 years old thank God every day

[00:02:08] from you know he's Christian I'm a damn Viper oh yeah there's no turn Christian

[00:02:11] there's no way that guy's not on fucking Instagram he's like I was just telling

[00:02:14] my daughter I forget what her name is I was just telling her the other day Jesus

[00:02:18] Christ bless us every day we wake up in our fucking Malibu home and I think back

[00:02:23] to all the 14 year old girls I had sex with this a 27 year old man well their

[00:02:29] dad waited and they're fucking Toyota to her cell in the parking lot like oh did

[00:02:35] you find Katie yeah I found Katie then they had to go home started cutting

[00:02:41] themselves because the 20 29 year old guitarist from the offspring she didn't

[00:02:48] even want to fuck him she wanted to fuck me find this guy's name first before us

[00:02:52] yeah before I started just wildly assuming things about him yes if you're

[00:02:56] gonna slander the man at least say his full legal name how funny it would be

[00:02:59] if I got to be accused of if I got sued I got sued by the offspring it's like

[00:03:04] look your honor I don't even know this guy's name oh noodles his name is no oh

[00:03:08] my god yeah you know he asked women to suck his noodle yeah yeah you know he

[00:03:14] sucked him to suck noodles noodle yeah noodles from the offspring look at this

[00:03:18] fucking asshole dude yeah that's like oh that's brutal yeah he fucking sucks he

[00:03:25] looks like that Greg Baron or whatever yeah but with fucking horrible I like

[00:03:28] Greg Baron yeah I fuck with Greg but I'm saying imaginative Greg was yeah had

[00:03:33] like died ass blonde hair and a full on Greg Greg someone who works in our

[00:03:37] industry that's someone I can forgive for looking like that no no he does not

[00:03:42] have that hair yeah and he's probably raped way less women all right biography

[00:03:46] oh he's from Los Angeles perfect of course of course oh my god before joining

[00:03:52] the offspring noodles played in a local band called the clowns of death my man

[00:03:59] was random before it random was a thing you know he loved evil monkeys dude

[00:04:06] oh man I'm glad we look into this guy the clowns of dad I I double down on

[00:04:11] everything I said before about those girl absolutely he's raped here in the

[00:04:15] nickname noodles for his frequent noodling on the guitar Jesus Christ that

[00:04:19] sucks and they call me stuck with that I hate why do nicknames need that nobody

[00:04:23] cares about the story behind your fucking nickname yeah oh well you know they

[00:04:27] called me Skittles because when I was four I loved Skittles like really oh really

[00:04:32] wow yeah that's hilarious gay sex Nick yeah what we can't tell the people

[00:04:40] that's not my nickname we can't name skit no it's a gay sex my name is skip like

[00:04:45] the captain of the ship my nickname is candy lips yes candy lips candy I love

[00:04:51] candy lips is great and then what I gave you candy lips and I let you have it

[00:04:55] no so you give me skip no you're gay sex and then I'm either daddy or skit

[00:04:59] you can't from here on out Adam has to call me daddy on the show he's got he's

[00:05:08] got a link he's got a whole I turn my pocket inside out and Adam has to hang

[00:05:11] on to it yeah he does that every episode yeah by the way this is a classic

[00:05:16] go don't worry Adam is not in the bathroom that's equal just a couple boys

[00:05:20] discussing which members of early late and late 90s alternative DVD release

[00:05:26] pocket is part of the mock interview noodles claims to like the finer things

[00:05:30] in life such as red wine classical music cigarettes and poetry

[00:05:36] what a fucking loser yeah he occasionally goes snowmobiling and snowboarding

[00:05:42] the fire thing cigarettes and red wine yeah let me see if like a 14 year old

[00:05:46] girl just find out about France offspring rape Graham Instagram I'm gonna look up

[00:05:53] noodles offspring yeah rape just the G nudes the G-new's the guitar playing

[00:06:00] primate in the offspring oh god how many followers looks like it's mostly

[00:06:07] uh... study pictures of concert okay the beast so threatened

[00:06:16] what is he what is he there's a but there's a ladybug in his house he's

[00:06:19] taking pictures of it I just want to see some sign this guy's fucking Christian

[00:06:26] I know he is I know we're gonna find something in here maybe I'm gonna look

[00:06:31] up noodles offspring rape yeah what's an out what's an offspring song hmm oh geez

[00:06:39] there's a lot of them gone oh I guess he's friends with Doug

[00:06:44] dancing hmm the first the first thing that comes up is noodles motive for

[00:06:50] raping Deborah I don't know if this is the same noodle we're gonna say it is

[00:06:58] I was wondering when he was impressed of noodles raping or maybe this from like

[00:07:01] a book or something all right well this is for a time in America posting a

[00:07:05] picture of the N-word on yes so maybe maybe maybe he's not actually Chris oh

[00:07:14] yeah that would make it to the instrument after a squirt scramble game and he

[00:07:18] says where's where all my word crossy play is that the word you're looking for

[00:07:23] is gazing aging yeah he got in letters N-I-G-G-A-Z in like some words grab and he

[00:07:32] had to screenshot that yeah respect to him finding a way to sneak saying the

[00:07:36] N-word yeah actually I kind of like him that's important for so Cal white guys

[00:07:40] who are racist but seem like they're not they got a letter from one know yeah

[00:07:47] yeah I'm getting this got it is that an offspring so what's an offspring yeah I'm

[00:07:53] fucking gay I just found out I'm gay today oh no God there's another one that I

[00:07:59] used to like yeah I mean all the crazy taxi songs fuck what's the one Wow not

[00:08:06] pretty fly for white guy something with like a Hispanic sounding for a fat guy

[00:08:11] pretty good for back up that was about you know it's not always remember that

[00:08:17] offspring song about you pretty gay for a fact yeah no this guy's not at all what

[00:08:22] I would expect I would expect him to be okay there is some resistance stuff in

[00:08:26] here okay respect which makes sense yeah him posting this Trump toilet paper

[00:08:33] yeah his comment is pretty neutral it says respect the office hashtag respect

[00:08:38] the office yeah you know what this guy might not be as much of a tool as I

[00:08:44] assumed based on really you're gonna walk back I am what you said about noodles

[00:08:49] because you said the N-word through a word scrabble yeah sometimes you can't

[00:08:55] judge a book by its cover sometimes people surprise you you know damn yeah

[00:09:04] I'm gay how did we start talking about the other thing I don't remember that

[00:09:10] you'd be started talking about something and then another thing I brought up yep

[00:09:14] so true that is what happened damn that's it's a crazy world we live in we're

[00:09:20] things stuff let's stuff like that happens by the way for the listeners at

[00:09:23] home Nick is looking very cute here he's got his laggings on I'm wearing laggings

[00:09:27] I got shorts I want to the gym short shorts she's very short she can basically

[00:09:32] see his nuts and he's wearing green leggings wearing green leggings he was

[00:09:36] squatting for all you for everyone that wants to have sex with Nick out there

[00:09:39] imagine his cheeks lowering under the weight of the ball I was wearing a dress

[00:09:44] I'm wearing a full gown an evening gown and I'm wearing a tiara as well we're in

[00:09:50] my home for a change so I'm wearing what I wear around the house which is a

[00:09:53] prom dress yeah and a $17,000 necklace that would be pretty cool honestly if I

[00:09:59] was wearing diamonds and dresses in my home yeah I guess that's the reason the

[00:10:04] offspring are still like a band together is because there's none of them have

[00:10:08] matured emotionally since they started the band true which makes sense that he

[00:10:13] wouldn't be a Christian and he'd still be like who the N word yeah we say you

[00:10:19] know props to him for consistency mm-hmm yeah where will we be in 10 years that's

[00:10:23] the real question either I I will have gambled away all the money or I will

[00:10:29] have gambled the money up yes and I will finally be able to retire to the woods

[00:10:33] so you think you you're not settling for just being kind of rich for the rest of

[00:10:39] your life I'm not kind of rich it's like you need so much goddamn money to never

[00:10:43] have to work again yeah that's true never have to work again and not worry

[00:10:47] about shit you need like something like five million dollars okay and then to

[00:10:51] be do it in New York you need somewhere in between 10 and 15 million if it doesn't

[00:10:55] have to be in New York if you have to work again though let's start a go fund me

[00:10:58] for five 10 million so each don't have to work again that's true you think we

[00:11:02] could do that right I'm saving up for not one operation but every

[00:11:10] operation I'll ever have and I'm assuming there's gonna be a lot of it

[00:11:14] because I don't really take care of myself yeah that's why it's on you guys

[00:11:17] mm-hmm whatever once once we've completely once yeah once our bodies

[00:11:21] don't even recognize dick pills anymore we're gonna need the next solution why

[00:11:25] have insurance if you can just if you have a medical emergency you can just go

[00:11:29] on go fund me and people will pay for your surgery yeah that's just been

[00:11:32] proven time and time again yeah and so why not instead of having insurance

[00:11:37] you just have like a rainy day fun market solution yeah there's absolutely

[00:11:41] just say like I need money for my cancer medicine yeah one go fund me

[00:11:45] raising millions of dollars and people are like wait what is the cancer you're

[00:11:48] like well I don't have made a lot of red meat yeah I don't know smoke I smoke

[00:11:51] probably gonna get a fucking play Nintendo switch yeah I'm just I'm feeling

[00:11:56] like that's the next thing it's always one thing that we all like and we aren't

[00:11:59] suspecting it's out blammo that's the cancer switch I mean probably cell

[00:12:05] phones are bad for us right oh yeah for sure there's no there's like a

[00:12:09] noticeable uptick in the amount of brain tumors people have had like there's

[00:12:13] no way it's related

[00:12:16] like this is not it's twice we sleep next I mean it's next to my every night like

[00:12:22] it there's no way it's doing anything it's absolutely look at all this data

[00:12:27] from the cell phone company says it's not doing anything so true yeah dude we're

[00:12:33] fun something's gonna fuck our asses the way the Romans got fucked by lead

[00:12:36] place yeah those motherfuckers having gay sex at the

[00:12:40] Vomatorium thinking they had it all figured out yeah and then their fucking

[00:12:44] water was fucking them up yeah salute by the way to the guy in Pompeii that gets

[00:12:48] caught the guy caught beating off you've seen that I assume I haven't seen

[00:12:52] the guy in Pompeii got caught beating off yeah yeah yeah what the paintings no

[00:12:55] no no it's a guy in the volcano he's well he's like he's been mummified

[00:13:00] beating off you could see his hard dick and he's he died that's the way he

[00:13:04] dies is jerking off while Pompeii happens no that's hilarious pretty cool

[00:13:08] right yeah that guy's a hero if you haven't seen that we'll check it out

[00:13:12] sometime bro and that's a future we can all invest in I would like to go out

[00:13:16] beating off you know maybe in a volcano lowered cock first into fucking

[00:13:22] Mount Vesuvius what are you reading?

[00:13:27] I'm reading Alexandria Ocasio Cortez's Twitter feed oh yeah if you need a place

[00:13:33] to stay by the way baby girl I got you you know I mean I gotta I got a house

[00:13:37] and people keep giving me directions to the spouse and intern events instead

[00:13:41] of the ones for members of Congress mm which I don't think that's happening

[00:13:46] she'd look I mean everyone knows the fuck she is you think yeah she does look

[00:13:50] young just walking up to people and being like here's directions yeah you

[00:13:54] dumb little bitch she does look young and she's hot compared to the people in

[00:13:57] there for sure I mean don't get me wrong I had sex with her six times yeah I did

[00:14:01] before you 12 times fuck yeah 32 million no I did I did more than that I

[00:14:05] can't think I can't think at the same time we'll say okay one two three six

[00:14:10] billion or trillion 64 billion times

[00:14:13] thousand I already know that's still less

[00:14:21] fuck you got me there man 64 billion times 47 yeah I guess we really have been

[00:14:28] fucking her a lot yeah crazy how much work she's getting done yeah yeah her

[00:14:32] pussy is raw her pussy's fucking raw from the amount of times the trillions

[00:14:41] of times you read sex with her I can't even it's amazing I've had time to fuck

[00:14:51] every other woman in the world also on top of that considering of it sex with

[00:14:56] Alexandria art art asian could kadizio whatever that sex with yeah you don't

[00:15:07] even know her name I don't know name I'm too busy having sex with her yeah you

[00:15:14] have a rare medical condition they call that the kumbar limit you can't

[00:15:17] remember the names of women you've you fucked already mm-hmm well I think it's

[00:15:21] because you bust so fast you have a rare medical condition where you bust it's

[00:15:25] a rare condition and these that this day and it's to bust immediately on your

[00:15:31] own damn face go home Steve but I got all this did I come in your

[00:15:41] eyes come on my face Steve go home there's come on my mustache Steve and then that

[00:15:51] out my butt and then out my butt it's Carl Sam yeah he's just jamming out on

[00:15:58] the garage does that song come out like Laura I told you not to have Steve

[00:16:04] over while I'm doing my song oh sorry mr. coffee yeah Carl sorry do you

[00:16:12] ruin your song singing suck on my dick fuck my ass and then that on my butt

[00:16:20] jeans song isn't coming out for another 15 years they stole it from him no

[00:16:28] that song came out in what 2000 family matters stopped the family was in the

[00:16:33] 90s bro yeah it was but what it's not 15 years what I five smooth the song but

[00:16:38] 1999 oh really family matters probably ended in 97 or 98 yeah yeah yeah yeah

[00:16:45] choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo

[00:16:52] but it's a rare condition it's called sickle cell and only black people get it

[00:17:03] and if you can't afford the medicine final episode y'all I 17 1998 okay so only

[00:17:11] so a year yeah year gap between smooth yeah Steve ended up marrying Laura

[00:17:17] didn't he I think so I thought the final episode he goes to space but did I

[00:17:22] thought he went to Disneyland yeah all those ABC shows went to Disneyland

[00:17:26] because I guess Disney owned it full house for example went to Disneyland

[00:17:32] oh really mm-hmm yeah look you got your all

[00:17:36] girl filled in Los Angeles and then you lick my balls you have family's third

[00:17:43] in your mouth having your turn in your ass said oh because I'm gonna like a sex

[00:17:51] the house of pain is the longest or second lung longest running black show

[00:17:56] which is weird because I don't I've seen maybe two episodes of that well they

[00:18:00] fucking record they do like a hundred episodes in one sitting no really yeah

[00:18:05] Tyler Perry's just fucking making the fucking money baby making that mula oh

[00:18:11] Jesus Christ there were 37 episodes in the first season of that show

[00:18:17] in season six they did 46 episodes I don't know a single character on it yeah

[00:18:24] who's who what actors are even on it that's insane yeah what is house of pain

[00:18:29] shuts out the Tyler Perry dude it's a multi-generational family living under

[00:18:36] one roof in Atlanta led by patriarch Curtis Payne nice nice wife Ella okay so

[00:18:43] we'll make some a patriarch does that just mean a black father yeah he actually

[00:18:48] is not raising them he just lives yeah he's not even close to being a

[00:18:52] patriarch he just has a job I mean if you got a job you're a patriarch

[00:18:58] actually I'll take that back my dad technically has a job yeah I'm the

[00:19:03] patriarch dude the patriarch is what they call the Pope in the Greek all right

[00:19:08] I'm getting off the looking at Wikipedia while doing the show is it is a dangerous

[00:19:13] absolutely very easily got us noodles but it also got us like damn 47 yeah

[00:19:18] right just 15 minutes of being like this is interesting ceramics didn't that

[00:19:25] wasn't until 800 BC before they develop porcelain if you could be at any

[00:19:31] kind of any ancient shit any ancient civilization what would you like to

[00:19:36] choose go Middle Ages and back oh Byzantine Empire oh yeah yeah for sure

[00:19:40] oh yeah he's serving Roman yes dude yeah are we talking constant and all we

[00:19:45] talk yeah yeah uh-huh okay nice that's right a lot of incense a lot of incense

[00:19:50] wearing gold mm-hmm wearing gold everywhere yeah just starting to get a

[00:19:54] little muzzy oh yeah you know just around the edges fuzzy muzzy yeah the

[00:20:00] Ottomans were clamoring but nothing was I gotta say I don't fuck with what the

[00:20:04] Ottomans did to Greece but I like their style dude I like not wearing a shirt

[00:20:09] wearing a turban and wearing a little vest and big baggy pants yeah that's a

[00:20:13] good look at a big ass mustache yeah I would love to get my dick sog in a big

[00:20:16] baggy pair of pants oh yeah big big pants a bunch of throw pillows yes dude

[00:20:21] yeah ha haarums mm-hmm they're smoking hukka yeah dude that's pretty tight or

[00:20:27] the the ado period of japan

[00:20:29] yes

[00:20:31] samurai shit

[00:20:33] getting hato

[00:20:35] from a small scared boy

[00:20:37] from a boy who wants to become a samurai one day

[00:20:39] that's kind of how the whole system

[00:20:41] worked is like

[00:20:43] over the long and blooms the land

[00:20:45] killing his enemies

[00:20:47] like why does he do it because he was tricked into something

[00:20:51] ten years

[00:20:53] yeah he was something another Ronan's dick

[00:20:59] through the hunger

[00:21:03] and then you wonder why it's like

[00:21:05] oh yeah they cut their guts out out of respect

[00:21:09] yeah

[00:21:11] certainly not the years of sexual abuse

[00:21:13] getting molested

[00:21:15] by their closest father figure

[00:21:17] by their adopted mother figure

[00:21:19] oh yeah that's why

[00:21:21] because they the guy who was raping them finally died and it didn't free them

[00:21:25] from the prison they've been living in

[00:21:27] well it's time to cut your guts out

[00:21:35] damn dude yeah every when is there any society that didn't fuck boys

[00:21:39] um the irish never did it

[00:21:43] yep the catholic church did but that's not the irish it's the Italian influence

[00:21:47] of course yeah

[00:21:49] yeah the Italian is definitely fucked boys i mean we definitely did

[00:21:52] and yeah hand up on that one that's what that might be us

[00:21:56] we might have

[00:21:57] because Greece listen we have been very influential

[00:22:00] arts language everything

[00:22:02] we might have been the first to fuck boys no the Japanese fuck boys in their culture predates

[00:22:06] no they no it doesn't yes it does no fuck them dude just take that back

[00:22:10] no the Japanese do not predate ancient Greece

[00:22:13] they do dude Japan goes back

[00:22:15] they had hello i just typed in ancient Japan into google and then it

[00:22:19] auto corrected the homosexuality in Japan

[00:22:23] yo seriously listening to your head always listening

[00:22:27] homosexuality

[00:22:31] yeah i'm sure that's what you did and you didn't just open the window you were looking at before you got here

[00:22:35] yeah you open the the jomon period

[00:22:39] no take it back although you know it's funny yeah the jomon

[00:22:43] is pre history traditionally dated between 14,300 BC

[00:22:47] yeah we did it before

[00:22:49] no 14,000 how those motherfuckers even know dude fuck that

[00:22:53] radio carbon dating

[00:22:55] no that's fake fuck that shit

[00:22:57] and who comes up with that who comes up with that technology the japanese probably

[00:23:01] very fucking convenient

[00:23:03] radio carbon dating was invented by very fucking convenient we don't have to keep talking about this

[00:23:09] radio carbon bet you was the japanese man

[00:23:13] although okay fine let's just laugh and today

[00:23:17] how about poly pocket but it's a girl that's a bunch of guys fucker pussy

[00:23:21] that's good she's got a poly

[00:23:23] i think it would be funny

[00:23:25] you know how like a bunch of like uh it's developed in the late 1940s by willard Libby

[00:23:29] we learned the rebar who is from

[00:23:33] Los Angeles California look at this fucking nerd

[00:23:37] no that's a japanese guy man

[00:23:39] yeah

[00:23:41] yeah that's a japanese guy

[00:23:43] um that's a japanese guy whose name is

[00:23:47] is four syllables yet it has one two three

[00:23:51] four thousand dollars in russian

[00:23:53] willard frank Libby

[00:23:57] yep that sounds like an asian person's name

[00:23:59] we would do falanque rubaru

[00:24:01] yeah that would be like a kind of name they would give to like spies in

[00:24:05] japanese

[00:24:07] uh it can fuse them

[00:24:09] I think it's funny you know how all those like

[00:24:11] oh like a bunch of like hoe taps are like

[00:24:13] greek stole everything from you know

[00:24:15] egypt or whatever which we probably did

[00:24:17] it would be funny if one of them was like

[00:24:19] we fuck boys first yeah we took better

[00:24:21] the greek's took better feeling from africa

[00:24:23] just hoe tap guys

[00:24:25] been like man we can't we don't

[00:24:27] calm down with busting inside children

[00:24:29] and that's what they don't want to teach you in school

[00:24:31] this is that guy's not allowed to ride the bus anymore

[00:24:35] mr. Malcolm you were told numerous times

[00:24:39] you are no longer welcome

[00:24:43] on the on the cleveland buses

[00:24:47] no buses allow you on here

[00:24:49] specifically because of this be a

[00:24:53] brainwashed by the white master i see

[00:24:57] yeah yeah

[00:25:01] it is natural to have sex with children

[00:25:05] we invented it and we will continue to do it

[00:25:09] just wearing the full like the full

[00:25:13] Israelite outfit just dressed like like the

[00:25:15] fuck like the greek's in the italian

[00:25:17] she's just dressed like jasmine's dad

[00:25:21] we're going off about like

[00:25:23] man brothers invented fucking boys

[00:25:27] and that's what you know all of the men

[00:25:29] Stokely Carmichael, Hugh Lewis

[00:25:31] all the leaders

[00:25:33] wanted us

[00:25:35] no they did not

[00:25:37] they all wanted erm Malcolm X

[00:25:39] wanted us to fuck boys

[00:25:41] and that's why my conviction by the

[00:25:43] cleveland judicial system of course

[00:25:45] is not bad

[00:25:47] they do not have juris back in the 60s

[00:25:49] you couldn't say stuff like this

[00:25:51] but now that you know we got

[00:25:53] we got brothers dressing up like ladies and

[00:25:55] shit cutting a dick saw

[00:25:57] I think it's about goddamn time

[00:25:59] he's trying to get

[00:26:01] being a pedophile into lgbt

[00:26:03] yeah

[00:26:05] ah fuck

[00:26:07] that's a good guy dude

[00:26:09] little boy

[00:26:11] little boy is getting touched that's what it's

[00:26:13] standing for

[00:26:15] little getting boys touched

[00:26:17] lgbt

[00:26:19] lbgt little boys little girls and boys

[00:26:21] and trans people

[00:26:23] ah

[00:26:27] I will say I

[00:26:29] people

[00:26:31] everyone who ate with their hands

[00:26:33] now do you think Europeans didn't bathe

[00:26:35] that's what people say

[00:26:37] well I will say this

[00:26:39] yeah well tell me about it man

[00:26:41] Europeans back in the day

[00:26:43] their dicks stopped working

[00:26:45] so they would need pills

[00:26:47] to make their dicks work

[00:26:49] really and unfortunately they didn't have

[00:26:51] those back then but we have them now

[00:26:53] oh do we ever

[00:26:55] you can buy them on a website called

[00:26:57] bluechoo.com

[00:26:59] and can I just say Nick I'm thrilled about

[00:27:01] this product because before bluechoo

[00:27:03] it's kind of like if you outlaw

[00:27:05] abortions you're only outlawing safe

[00:27:07] abortions right before I had

[00:27:09] safe access to dick pills I was on the

[00:27:11] dark web I was taking some fucking weird

[00:27:13] research chemicals out of a dropper

[00:27:15] for dick pills and I was getting

[00:27:17] horrible headaches recently I had a

[00:27:19] a three-way and I wanted to be hard

[00:27:23] because the last time I had sex with

[00:27:25] these particular women I was not

[00:27:27] hard because I had a belly full of

[00:27:29] Chinese food anyway that's a different

[00:27:31] story for a different time but

[00:27:33] before bluechoo

[00:27:35] I was forced to take these weird

[00:27:37] Indian research chemicals I bought from

[00:27:39] the internet and I had a horrible headache

[00:27:41] I thought I was going to die

[00:27:43] yes you take them with a with a

[00:27:45] dropper I like to like like

[00:27:47] bluechoo's competitors or whatever

[00:27:49] they're supposed to be advertising against

[00:27:51] or probably other legitimate companies

[00:27:53] not like guys have been buying

[00:27:55] I've been illegally buying

[00:27:57] I've been a litany

[00:27:59] clinical trials and quality

[00:28:01] well the point is I thought I was

[00:28:05] going to die having

[00:28:07] mediocre sex I've been growing

[00:28:09] hair on my forehead because I've

[00:28:11] been taking experimental drugs

[00:28:13] the point is

[00:28:15] now those days are over and when I want to get

[00:28:17] my dick stiffer than a fucking

[00:28:19] bored when I want to get my dick

[00:28:21] hardest all fucking hell I just pop a

[00:28:24] fucking bluechoo pal and can I just say it has

[00:28:27] wonderful wonderful responses for me

[00:28:31] yeah I when I fucked

[00:28:33] Alexandria Zacarcio

[00:28:37] Kortonleon

[00:28:39] the more times than Nick it was every time

[00:28:41] it was had bluechoo

[00:28:43] yeah I popped a couple of them

[00:28:45] yesterday I was feeling the mood

[00:28:47] so I popped a couple went over to my ex-girlfriend

[00:28:49] LinkedIn profile

[00:28:51] banned from she's got me blocked on everything

[00:28:53] but she didn't even consider

[00:28:55] the burner link

[00:28:59] from Frank Reynolds

[00:29:01] she thinks she's just

[00:29:05] friends with a branch manager of

[00:29:07] the walk over in Delaware but

[00:29:09] no

[00:29:11] turns out somebody got some

[00:29:13] dick pills

[00:29:15] so bad news bitch

[00:29:17] bad news you're getting jacked off

[00:29:19] you're fucking headshot from the fucking

[00:29:23] right here is yeah you're 25

[00:29:27] pixel by 25 pixel headshot of you

[00:29:31] I can't even tell if you're smiling or not

[00:29:33] but I can see the computer

[00:29:35] I can see those juicy titties

[00:29:37] under four layers of clothes

[00:29:39] but I've seen them in real life so I remember what they look like

[00:29:43] yeah you kind of just using that to jog your memory

[00:29:45] to yeah and will your memory

[00:29:47] luckily I'm on another pill to help my memory also

[00:29:51] and I'm

[00:29:53] yeah I'm on a

[00:29:55] a vast network of pills still out

[00:29:59] middle school girlfriend

[00:30:01] yeah

[00:30:03] a linked in page

[00:30:05] we can rebuild him

[00:30:09] we can allow him to jack off

[00:30:11] you may you may think you're married

[00:30:13] now but the truth is

[00:30:15] as long as we got blue chew bitch

[00:30:17] that pussies are

[00:30:19] right guess guess what you forgot to take down

[00:30:23] the video on YouTube of you doing a speech for French class

[00:30:27] your first year of college ten years ago

[00:30:31] and now the master is

[00:30:33] master is

[00:30:35] the master is once again

[00:30:37] master baited to a video of you from ten years ago

[00:30:41] speaking the French language

[00:30:45] blue chew offers men a performance enhancement for the bedroom

[00:30:49] wouldn't you like to last longer and go extra rounds?

[00:30:51] oh yeah this is their copy

[00:30:53] yes anyways it's like you can tell a bit of a difference between their copy and our personal experience

[00:30:57] yeah it's

[00:30:59] like tata fill and

[00:31:01] whatever the other one is silent a doll

[00:31:03] yeah the Viagra they got the Cialis

[00:31:05] active ingredients and the Viagra active ingredients

[00:31:07] yeah I've tried them both

[00:31:09] love them no difference really

[00:31:11] for me it is a little bit of a difference

[00:31:13] what's the difference for you?

[00:31:15] Cialis typically last a little bit longer

[00:31:17] yeah Viagra is more

[00:31:19] more if you need it if you're in a pinch

[00:31:21] yeah it's a break in case of emergency

[00:31:23] you know what I realize the truth be told

[00:31:25] is that I don't actually need deck bells

[00:31:27] interesting yeah what do you mean by that?

[00:31:29] you started having sex with men?

[00:31:31] no I just I need

[00:31:33] like antidepressants or something

[00:31:35] yeah that's part of what I mean I'm just fat as shit and like the second I lose even

[00:31:39] ten pounds my dick starts working better but yeah

[00:31:41] am I gonna do anything about it?

[00:31:43] no if I'm in a good day or like having a good day I'm like I'm fine

[00:31:45] but if I'm like I want to kill myself

[00:31:47] pills don't do anything

[00:31:49] yeah yeah

[00:31:51] interesting yeah even then

[00:31:53] because I'll be sad with a hard-ass dick

[00:31:55] no yeah and then I can't like I don't feel anything

[00:31:57] like it doesn't feel good I can't like

[00:31:59] interesting yeah it doesn't

[00:32:01] that was before blue chew

[00:32:03] this before blue chew with blue chew

[00:32:05] nicks dick gets hard

[00:32:07] even when he's being a sick

[00:32:09] I got a unique problem

[00:32:11] I got a unique thing

[00:32:13] that even blue chew helps with

[00:32:15] what I meant to say

[00:32:17] exactly that's when you can take it on a full

[00:32:19] or an empty stomach

[00:32:21] that's right you know you've already

[00:32:23] sucked the come out of your boyfriend's balls

[00:32:25] yeah or you're about to

[00:32:27] yeah it's uh it's really

[00:32:29] you just go online

[00:32:31] lie about your medical history

[00:32:33] and then they send the pills to you

[00:32:35] yeah they make it very obvious

[00:32:37] the ones you're supposed to say no

[00:32:39] and yes to yeah right and they make it very

[00:32:41] clear look it's like a job application

[00:32:43] when they say are you on other medications

[00:32:45] obviously you put no

[00:32:47] are you even if it is

[00:32:49] have you had a hard problem

[00:32:51] when it says blood pressure

[00:32:53] do you experience chest pains

[00:32:55] dizziness uh experience

[00:32:57] high blood pressure

[00:32:59] definitely want to say no to all those

[00:33:01] go ahead no down the aisle

[00:33:03] baby because remember this is like

[00:33:05] there's actual doctors prescribing this stuff

[00:33:07] so they could get in a lot of trouble

[00:33:09] if you were to say have a podcast

[00:33:11] tell people to lie

[00:33:13] which we're not doing actually

[00:33:15] we were just doing a bit

[00:33:17] yeah we were joking around it's a comedy show

[00:33:19] tell the truth

[00:33:21] you don't want to joke around the people's medicine

[00:33:23] don't whatever you do

[00:33:25] do not listen to the thing you just said

[00:33:27] and actually tell the truth

[00:33:29] uh yeah no doctor visit

[00:33:31] no awkward conversation

[00:33:33] well look you're still going to have plenty

[00:33:35] awkward conversations

[00:33:37] yes you know when you're in line to trade or

[00:33:39] jose and you're so giddy about your

[00:33:41] dick working you have to just lean into the

[00:33:43] ear of the woman in front of you

[00:33:45] and say guess you just got dick

[00:33:47] she turns around and she's

[00:33:49] I'm calling the police

[00:33:51] you know you'll be

[00:33:53] dying to have those kinds of

[00:33:55] that's right the awkward conversation where

[00:33:57] no waiting in line at the pharmacy

[00:33:59] yeah as I call it the

[00:34:01] dick pill soup kitchen

[00:34:03] yeah just me

[00:34:05] stop being one of those fucking dick pill

[00:34:07] hobo yeah

[00:34:09] yeah I'm gonna get our dick

[00:34:11] odds today

[00:34:13] I got my dick cause in seven

[00:34:15] weeks

[00:34:17] calm down please

[00:34:19] begging you to stop lights for fragments

[00:34:21] of dick pills

[00:34:23] please it shifts directly your door

[00:34:25] discrete packaging that's right

[00:34:27] going to the days of getting a big red bag

[00:34:29] that says warning small dick

[00:34:31] medicine small soft dick

[00:34:33] sucks dot com

[00:34:35] message

[00:34:37] you are experiencing

[00:34:39] the brand new screaming package

[00:34:41] wah wah wah

[00:34:42] too busy to read the label on your mail

[00:34:45] his dick is small

[00:34:46] now your mail yells

[00:34:48] it's soft and small

[00:34:50] we got discrete packaging

[00:34:52] no one knows it

[00:34:53] people are illegally going through your mailbox

[00:34:55] and reading your mail you don't have to worry about

[00:34:57] mhm

[00:34:58] um the only point of discrete packaging is if you like

[00:35:01] live with your parents

[00:35:02] true and listen to

[00:35:04] if you live with your parents and you're getting dick pills

[00:35:06] so you can beat off the hand tie

[00:35:08] salute DM us if that literally happens

[00:35:10] we will yeah i'll give you a hundred dollars

[00:35:12] you're allowed to come along the show yeah

[00:35:14] you literally are actually

[00:35:16] blue june gets invited but please come on

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[00:35:22] mhm let's not go crazy

[00:35:24] yeah yeah it's not going to make you good at fucking

[00:35:26] yeah right

[00:35:28] you're still going to be

[00:35:29] still going to get winded

[00:35:30] i took a dick probably and had to take three breaks

[00:35:33] just because of my physical fitness alone

[00:35:35] look if it was just a

[00:35:38] a limp thing i wouldn't have to piss on people

[00:35:40] it's not going to make you not want to piss on

[00:35:44] mm-hmm yep you're still going to choke bitches

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[00:36:30] fuck here's the script but please don't feel obligated

[00:36:32] read verbathe

[00:36:32] oh we did not vows don't you worry

[00:36:34] about your own experiences if you wish

[00:36:36] make it fun we want to make this more about allowing

[00:36:38] you to have great sex with your partner

[00:36:40] rather than quote unquote

[00:36:42] problems that keep you from performing

[00:36:44] yeah you get to get this fucking prick

[00:36:46] stiff as hell with your partner

[00:36:48] whether that's someone you love

[00:36:50] or it's a random woman that you just

[00:36:52] got I would look hey maybe a lot of you

[00:36:54] were like there at this but I would love it

[00:36:56] if the only thing I needed for confidence

[00:36:58] was to be able to fuck again

[00:37:00] that's pretty much all I need

[00:37:02] honestly

[00:37:04] that's why dick pills are my fucking armor

[00:37:06] also though I

[00:37:08] I put on a wig recently

[00:37:10] guys I took a

[00:37:12] I took a pill and it turned me into a completely

[00:37:14] different person who's lived a different life

[00:37:16] and has a better heart than I do

[00:37:18] somebody that's genuinely kind

[00:37:20] and empathetic at their core

[00:37:22] dude and not an insanely jealous

[00:37:24] petty piece of shit

[00:37:26] that's masking their true intentions

[00:37:28] hey man

[00:37:30] it might help dude

[00:37:32] yeah just because they're afraid of going to a hell

[00:37:34] that they never believed in yeah yeah hell's

[00:37:36] not real dude yeah but

[00:37:38] I don't know the older I get really

[00:37:40] yeah I don't know why I feel it I feel like I'm just

[00:37:42] like there's like some impending judgment

[00:37:44] no I mean not

[00:37:46] not even like I've never even done anything seriously

[00:37:48] bad yeah except for that

[00:37:50] time you fuck that got a little baby in his mouth

[00:37:52] yeah other than that

[00:37:54] every time I have sacrifice that in fit to Satan

[00:37:58] just just

[00:38:00] just so Hillary Clinton could be president

[00:38:02] and I didn't and you didn't do the spell right

[00:38:04] and I didn't do the spell right

[00:38:06] now here we are yeah how funny would be if it

[00:38:08] turns out the Democrats were raping and

[00:38:10] murdering children just to put Hillary in office

[00:38:12] and then it didn't work and they're like oh

[00:38:14] oh damn

[00:38:16] oh shit and the Podesta's just have like

[00:38:18] infant blood all over their penis

[00:38:20] yeah penises

[00:38:22] yes of course and they're holding each

[00:38:24] other's dicks covered in infant blood and

[00:38:26] watching the election results as Donald Trump

[00:38:28] as a elected president and then they

[00:38:30] slowly just stop jacking each other off

[00:38:32] and they're like

[00:38:34] oh fuck

[00:38:36] we really stepped in at this we definitely

[00:38:38] fuck the pumpkin on this one Tony

[00:38:42] yeah we oh boy somebody screwed the pooch

[00:38:46] thing on this one

[00:38:48] there's just a pile of infants crack like walnuts on the floor

[00:38:52] just peanut shells of children oh it says

[00:38:54] don't fuck 400 children oh boy

[00:38:58] oh boy oh boy

[00:39:00] you know those motherfuckers had a bunch

[00:39:02] of babies lined up to fuck

[00:39:04] celebratory though oh yeah

[00:39:06] for sure and those kids all went on

[00:39:08] fuck mmm probably had to go back to their

[00:39:10] family I was laughing about just it's the night

[00:39:12] of the election Hillary lost and

[00:39:14] it's Bill Clinton coming into the bedroom

[00:39:16] and she's already at the lights off she's

[00:39:18] in bed crying she wants to go to sleep

[00:39:20] yeah Bill walks in with it as screaming

[00:39:22] infant and he's like surprise

[00:39:24] surprise

[00:39:26] surprise

[00:39:28] make you feel better I got something

[00:39:30] to make you feel better

[00:39:32] oh fuck real quick I know we usually

[00:39:34] do plugs at the end but I want to announce

[00:39:36] this big show in LA I'm coming baby

[00:39:38] 2-2 February 2nd LA I'm doing a nice

[00:39:42] big fat tour please buy those tickets go to

[00:39:44] stavi.biz

[00:39:46] for all the information and I'm also

[00:39:48] coming to DC on December 7th and 8th

[00:39:50] that's another big one

[00:39:52] Indianapolis Cincinnati Columbus

[00:39:54] maybe we're gonna get keep a look

[00:39:56] out for Pittsburgh and Buffalo

[00:39:58] Phoenix I'm coming to San Diego

[00:40:00] all that shit so but yes

[00:40:02] big big big dick shit coming in LA

[00:40:06] I want to see everybody there please buy

[00:40:08] your tickets early so we can add more shows

[00:40:10] I got it I got it I got to get my calendar

[00:40:12] going man bro you can just do the I'll

[00:40:14] hit all you up with everybody I've done yeah

[00:40:16] and then it's like we already got the e-mails

[00:40:18] I'm gonna book Lincoln Lodge rules

[00:40:20] that place fucking rocked

[00:40:22] but yeah shouts out to fucking

[00:40:24] you just manage your encounters

[00:40:26] I know it's incredibly simple and I did it

[00:40:28] for 10 years it's so easy from now

[00:40:30] like I don't know what happened but I can't

[00:40:32] bring myself to do anything well because

[00:40:34] yet except gamble online

[00:40:36] bet the aside.com

[00:40:38] bet the aside.com is the premier sports

[00:40:42] betting something yes website

[00:40:44] with an award winning easy we must have

[00:40:46] been the dick pill read for like it was

[00:40:48] that was a long read it was a long fucking read

[00:40:52] yeah it was a 10 minute respect damn

[00:40:54] you know what if it bet the aside and you know

[00:40:57] why I should be using that the aside because

[00:40:59] I have lost so much goddamn money in crypto

[00:41:03] it is fucking obscene how much goddamn money

[00:41:06] I've lost in today in particular today is a

[00:41:09] bad fucking bad to be in crypto so you should

[00:41:12] be betting on sports which

[00:41:14] I mean I'd probably be as good at that as I am

[00:41:18] of course yeah on shots out to the

[00:41:20] come boys that came to our show and told me they took

[00:41:22] my bucks tip just making money dude

[00:41:24] betting on Janis yeah they have an easy to use

[00:41:27] mobile app no fucking around with Chinese

[00:41:29] exchanges no go bottom up at any fucking point

[00:41:32] just steal millions of dollars worth of people's money

[00:41:36] you don't have to worry about that nope you

[00:41:38] want to talk about you know sports books

[00:41:40] being shady try dealing with fucking

[00:41:42] Korean businessman

[00:41:44] damn hilarious yeah

[00:41:50] check that shit out

[00:41:52] you got customer fucking serve 24 seven

[00:41:56] yeah 24 seven customer service live there is

[00:41:59] literally no customer service in crypto

[00:42:01] doesn't fucking exist there's no one you can

[00:42:04] fucking contact also yeah you know you know how

[00:42:08] good their customer service is 24 seven

[00:42:10] compare that to American Airlines they don't even have a fucking number

[00:42:13] fuck you have to email American Airlines

[00:42:15] I will never fly American Airlines again

[00:42:17] yeah neither will I will only use bet the

[00:42:20] side only bet the side airlines bet the side

[00:42:22] calm my instead of going on vacation I'm just

[00:42:26] gonna gamble online now because you're better

[00:42:28] off you better luck gambling on bet the aside

[00:42:31] calm than you do using American Airlines

[00:42:33] everyone says that everyone's so true

[00:42:35] we say it pretty sure I heard Joe Rogan say it

[00:42:38] on your own set it yep Joe Rogan loves

[00:42:41] bet the aside hey come down here for bet the aside

[00:42:44] calm Joe Rogan's favorite sports

[00:42:46] name noodles from the offspring what do we

[00:42:49] bring to the table for clients well we

[00:42:51] will promise that we will offer

[00:42:53] official endorsements from bigger shows

[00:42:56] how do we do that illegally ira glass

[00:43:00] yeah loves bet the aside hey gay actor

[00:43:03] Michael doesn't see it yeah yeah I'm

[00:43:11] from Baldy mo I'm Donald I'm Ronnie and I

[00:43:14] fuck a lot of shit yeah if was soon as I get a

[00:43:16] credit card I'm using bet the aside

[00:43:18] calm yeah mhm bet the aside calm you got

[00:43:21] picks take the Ravens we're having one in

[00:43:24] four weeks we're due baby take the Ravens

[00:43:29] always put your fucking life savings on

[00:43:32] Joey flax is injured I think Turid land

[00:43:35] baby that's right no not Turid land Turid land

[00:43:38] and then also listen take the bucks every

[00:43:41] time you get a fucking chance to Janus is

[00:43:43] going to be the MVP they just you know

[00:43:45] they had a beautiful they they fucking beat

[00:43:47] the nuggets they beat the fucking

[00:43:49] Warriors in their fucking building

[00:43:51] dream I wasn't playing but who gives a fuck

[00:43:53] Janus is looking beautiful he's about it you

[00:43:55] know it's just from one muscular Greek

[00:43:57] athletic freak to another God speed

[00:44:01] take him take the bucks take the Ravens

[00:44:04] that's all you need to know motherfuckers

[00:44:06] it's easy fucking money yeah and you know

[00:44:08] what they've been in business over 20 years

[00:44:10] there's nothing I've been doing for 20 years

[00:44:12] no nothing let's see here 20 shit hold on

[00:44:15] I may have been beating off for 10 you

[00:44:18] were paying off at nine 10 9 10 yeah

[00:44:20] really yep you could come at nine

[00:44:23] really your balls were producing

[00:44:25] dude I hit puberty when I was in like

[00:44:27] first grade I think interesting yeah so

[00:44:30] so I was I was like a grown man by the

[00:44:33] time I was I was a fucking don't fuck

[00:44:36] call me American Airlines is literally

[00:44:38] calling me I tell you what they fucking

[00:44:42] so yeah they fucked up that flight and

[00:44:44] then we had to pay 75750 for a hotel

[00:44:47] because they didn't have enough people to

[00:44:48] book people for like hotels you want to

[00:44:52] say no I'm not I'm not gonna fucking they

[00:44:54] offered me a hundred and twenty dollars

[00:44:55] for the unbelievable hotel if which from

[00:44:57] what I read online you're not going to

[00:44:58] get any more than that really yeah that's

[00:45:01] horrible yeah I'm just never gonna fuck

[00:45:03] them yeah they got an easy you shouldn't

[00:45:06] fuck yeah that the aside they're great

[00:45:09] they got an easy to use mobile playing

[00:45:11] interface you play win get paid I love

[00:45:13] all those things they offer odds on

[00:45:15] pretty much everything else to including

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[00:45:28] live in-game wagering you know that's

[00:45:31] good nobody knows what nobody even

[00:45:33] even considers in-game we never bro

[00:45:35] too busy watching the game too busy at

[00:45:38] the big game eating fucking nachos you

[00:45:40] know it's it's it's it's Thanksgiving

[00:45:43] Sunday that's right watching football

[00:45:46] watching the Super Bowl on Thanksgiving

[00:45:47] Sunday everybody's over your hands over

[00:45:49] your dad your mom Santa Claus yeah you're

[00:45:52] right you're saying have a no even the

[00:45:54] Jewish Indian guy from the neighborhood

[00:45:56] finally squashing the beat absolutely

[00:45:58] the two add-ons you know Israel to go

[00:46:03] over a part of India letting them have it

[00:46:06] there are odds with each other it's

[00:46:09] Super Bowl Super Bowl Thanksgiving

[00:46:11] Super Bowl Saturday Thanksgiving too

[00:46:14] busy watching and too busy watching the

[00:46:16] wager but you got a you got two buckets

[00:46:19] of some beautiful checks mix freshly made

[00:46:22] by your wife who's a man by the way and

[00:46:24] he's like honey I made the checks mix

[00:46:27] everyone's like you're gay now I'm like

[00:46:30] yep I'm fucking gay and then you take a

[00:46:33] year to go hold on everybody I'm gonna

[00:46:35] get a couple of cold ones out from the

[00:46:36] the garage yeah go out in the garage

[00:46:39] everybody's enjoying the game you're out

[00:46:41] there gambling on your phone wagering

[00:46:43] checking DMS you see the red notification

[00:46:46] actually gay you know it's like you

[00:46:48] thought nice breezy message hey I know

[00:46:50] we haven't seen each other since middle

[00:46:51] school but I just saw you a link to it I

[00:46:55] know this isn't my name I know my name

[00:46:59] is in front you thought I was just some

[00:47:01] branch manager with show via but yeah it's

[00:47:05] me I was just wondering if you know what

[00:47:07] to catch up yeah and then you see now the

[00:47:10] profiles disappeared well maybe it's

[00:47:11] just maybe there's somewhere on with the

[00:47:12] website you go you reset the router so

[00:47:15] you know you do go private browsing

[00:47:17] session creating the profile and it's

[00:47:18] still there so you're blocked I guess

[00:47:20] the garage doors already closed you're

[00:47:23] already in your car might as well just

[00:47:24] started up and see what happens you got

[00:47:27] a couple of ambi in your pocket you pop

[00:47:29] them those off and then you wake up and

[00:47:32] your phone's buzzing nope you don't

[00:47:34] wait the in-game wager you placed it

[00:47:36] went through your wife finds it and your

[00:47:39] wife is like oh my god he's dead my gay

[00:47:43] husband is dead but what's this on his

[00:47:46] phone he failed the cheat on me and then

[00:47:50] his in-game wagering he bet the farm and

[00:47:53] now I have enough money to get that

[00:47:55] medicine to get a shot off if you know

[00:47:57] them yeah yeah yeah and that's what bet

[00:47:59] the aside to do for you folks the bet

[00:48:03] yes I promise that the aside from your

[00:48:06] dead your widow husband trans

[00:48:08] husband he is gonna be able to get the

[00:48:11] surgery with the money you went after

[00:48:12] you kill yourself because you can't

[00:48:14] super bowl thanksgiving Saturday reconnect

[00:48:17] with a woman you never really felt

[00:48:18] anything for any way just one of the

[00:48:20] capture your youth your youth when you

[00:48:24] want to trade it all in for something

[00:48:26] that would suck equally yep just a

[00:48:29] lateral move just a lateral fucking move

[00:48:31] because you can never go back bet the

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[00:48:37] probably when you sign up make sure to

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[00:48:42] send you when you sign up you've got

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[00:48:45] out or you could take the bonus money

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[00:48:49] front who before you've even played at

[00:48:51] the table damn my dick is hard with

[00:48:53] as a rollover requirement but it's free

[00:48:55] cash can you imagine that strolling into

[00:48:57] it's a casino to give you some bonus

[00:48:59] money you say you know what I'm not even

[00:49:01] gonna hit the tables yet I'm gonna go up

[00:49:02] to my room on the 34th floor of the

[00:49:05] mandala

[00:49:08] thank you drop off drop off my bags

[00:49:13] you know set up my laptops and security

[00:49:16] cameras then I'm gonna head down to those

[00:49:18] tables play a couple of hands wait until

[00:49:21] that Kenny Chesney concert gets popping

[00:49:23] and then we're gonna we're gonna fucking

[00:49:29] play to win at dsi.com

[00:49:32] home of the bump stop

[00:49:36] uh like what's the promo code do you say

[00:49:40] it uh cum 120 that's it folks cum one

[00:49:44] fucking 20 mother fuck is another 10

[00:49:47] minute read beautiful though yeah damn

[00:49:50] I'm like I'm like Don asked Draper you

[00:49:52] truly are bro that's what people want

[00:49:55] out of a commercial is it for it to be

[00:49:57] 15 minutes long people are tired of

[00:50:01] 30 second commercials why wouldn't you

[00:50:04] have a commercial that lasts an hour

[00:50:06] to us so true what do you do over

[00:50:09] Thanksgiving no no you want to come to

[00:50:11] Baltimore dude uh yeah fuck it

[00:50:14] let's do it yeah hold on parkland

[00:50:17] shooting suspect faces new charges after

[00:50:19] attacking jail guard nice yeah which one

[00:50:22] was parkland that's the big one that all

[00:50:24] the kids this is great yeah according

[00:50:26] to authorities Nicholas Cruz attacked

[00:50:28] the detention deputy at the Broward

[00:50:30] County jail in Fort Lauderdale after

[00:50:32] being told not to drag his sandals on the

[00:50:34] ground you know it's like you know like

[00:50:37] we do these big criminals it's like yeah

[00:50:39] it turns out James Holmes got raped and

[00:50:42] prison people are like good right I'm

[00:50:45] good on this one fuck CEOs yeah yeah

[00:50:48] CEOs are the worst kind of cop and I know

[00:50:50] it's a like a low-income job that poor

[00:50:52] people usually have because they live

[00:50:53] in some shithole that's just next to the

[00:50:55] prison right right but fuck them anyway

[00:50:57] okay fair fair yeah you know I do feel

[00:51:00] bad for us as CEOs whenever there's a

[00:51:02] prison right and it's like the prisoners

[00:51:04] have taken over oh yeah and they have

[00:51:06] three they're holding three CEOs and

[00:51:08] it's like yeah you better hope those guys

[00:51:10] die yeah that's gonna be horrible yeah

[00:51:13] yeah just getting their fucking mouths

[00:51:15] fuck oh he's bashed out yeah wearing a

[00:51:18] dress yeah some guy just knitted just

[00:51:22] these are guys a fucking Taylor I learned

[00:51:25] I learned how to become a seamstress it

[00:51:27] just so I could fuck your ass we take over

[00:51:29] the jail I would honestly put on a

[00:51:33] fashion show respect the fuck out of the

[00:51:35] guy who learns how to fuck it and be a

[00:51:38] Taylor just a fuck just to make his rape

[00:51:40] even more ornate yeah that would be that

[00:51:43] would be a better version of the Phantom

[00:51:45] thread that's what that movie should have

[00:51:47] been about it's about a guy in prison a

[00:51:49] prison rapist who's patiently making the

[00:51:51] nicest dresses in the world to put on the

[00:51:54] guards to rape them and in the end the

[00:51:56] last 15 minutes of the movie are just

[00:51:58] just some guy from some bullshit town in

[00:52:01] Tennessee screaming is his big Mountain

[00:52:04] dew tits are titty fucked but well he's

[00:52:06] wearing a dress that would cost 80,000

[00:52:09] dollars if he bought it Milan beautiful

[00:52:11] gown yeah my work here is complete my

[00:52:15] work has been competed fuck what was the

[00:52:20] Phantom thread about a toxic relationship

[00:52:23] you know I did see call me by your name

[00:52:25] yeah she ruled you're right fucking great

[00:52:28] movie yeah particularly I really

[00:52:31] something about army hammers character

[00:52:33] and the kids dad's character so about

[00:52:36] those two guys that just really I really

[00:52:39] resonated with me you know I mean didn't

[00:52:41] you feel the same way Nick what do you

[00:52:43] mean I don't get it they're both closet

[00:52:45] homosexuals I mean everyone movies gay

[00:52:48] no the dad's not gay yeah he's not that's

[00:52:52] he's got a big speech at the end where

[00:52:54] he says he's gay no he's not he doesn't

[00:52:57] say he's gay he's no he's talking about

[00:52:59] like having like a relationship or

[00:53:01] whatever that he's gay bro I don't recall

[00:53:03] that yeah no it means he wanted to fuck

[00:53:08] somebody other than the mom NZO's is gonna

[00:53:11] be all right or whatever be all right

[00:53:13] yeah yeah movie isn't about someone that

[00:53:16] almost became gay yeah I don't know you

[00:53:18] walking away with that is like it's a

[00:53:20] beautiful story about a boy that almost

[00:53:22] fucks up it becomes gay oh no then he's

[00:53:24] all right he gets to be gay the other

[00:53:27] two don't get to be gay yeah actually

[00:53:29] you're the homophobe in my telling of

[00:53:31] the thing it's good to be gay and bad to

[00:53:34] be in the closet is it mm-hmm well he that

[00:53:38] man was horny as hell first it was cute

[00:53:39] how much you wanted to suck cock dude

[00:53:41] yeah NZO what the fuck was named any oh

[00:53:44] yeah Elio Elio I like NZO better somebody

[00:53:50] just reminded me of first reforms I never

[00:53:52] saw you should see that dude that was the

[00:53:54] best fucking movie I saw last year all

[00:53:55] right first reform is great Ethan young

[00:53:58] Ethan dude he is a great actor and he's

[00:54:00] in great movies and yeah no that movie

[00:54:03] fucking ruled I loved it I loved it so

[00:54:05] much I'm gonna check it out yeah damn but

[00:54:09] I want to I want to do a call me by

[00:54:10] your I want to be in that little town

[00:54:12] dude writing a little bicycle I would

[00:54:14] like it to be a woman who I'm having

[00:54:16] sex with but I guess I could get sucked

[00:54:18] off by Timothy Chalamet you know

[00:54:21] shamalay Chalamet he grows his hair

[00:54:23] out me shamal shamal shamalam

[00:54:24] Timothy have nice my name shamalam

[00:54:28] on Timothy how you doing my name is gay

[00:54:32] actor shamalam Timothy shamalay

[00:54:34] hey that gator shamalay shows up at the

[00:54:38] Grammys this year wearing a dick tuxedo

[00:54:41] that's with that's weird though that

[00:54:47] he's not gay neither the me Timmy

[00:54:49] yeah neither of them yeah and they just

[00:54:50] had to suck each other's dick yeah on

[00:54:52] cam on cam yeah for movie I saw it was

[00:54:55] only 15 minutes long yeah yeah recently

[00:54:58] watch call me by your name on X and

[00:55:00] XX calm let me go to X and X and type

[00:55:05] in call me by your name and see what the

[00:55:07] fuck comes up yeah it was pretty cool yeah

[00:55:11] I liked how they it was just it was about

[00:55:13] word economy you know I mean that script

[00:55:15] not an ounce of fat on it yeah they

[00:55:17] barely speak to each other's all real

[00:55:19] felt script these charged gazes and

[00:55:22] these full asses call me by your name on

[00:55:27] X and X yeah let's do it we got there

[00:55:29] suck me by your dick that's here we go

[00:55:31] we got call me on Tia and it's a trans

[00:55:33] woman getting a dick suck by woman

[00:55:36] looks like maybe another trans woman

[00:55:37] I'm in I'll take that how do they look

[00:55:40] can I see look all right I mean I'm not

[00:55:42] really into I'm in there yeah I'm going

[00:55:45] to look up call me by your aunty Tia

[00:55:47] later dude yeah Desi girl and her

[00:55:50] husband yeah we don't really have anything

[00:55:52] going on here bummer yeah army hammer

[00:55:57] my man my man rocks dude I fuck with

[00:56:01] young army yeah do you mhm although he

[00:56:04] was a little old for that part I feel

[00:56:06] like how old should you then like 25

[00:56:13] because Enzio was like 16 I think or

[00:56:16] some shit Elio yeah Elio call me call me

[00:56:21] very gay is that a good one yeah that's

[00:56:24] pretty good that's pretty good yeah I

[00:56:28] hope I fucking die soon oh man come on

[00:56:31] we got Thanksgiving to look for we got

[00:56:32] Thanksgiving to look forward to everybody

[00:56:34] is excited about Thanksgiving I am yeah

[00:56:39] yeah dude I got my house I'm not gonna

[00:56:41] see my dumb fucking family I mean I'll

[00:56:44] see my mom and my brothers but I'm not

[00:56:46] going home for Thanksgiving we have a

[00:56:47] little Thanksgiving in my pad maybe we

[00:56:49] get Korean barbecue mmm thanksgiving mmm

[00:56:52] you know I'm saying that sounds like a

[00:56:54] nice day go do some spots in DC maybe

[00:56:56] that weekend get our damn I wish I had

[00:56:59] this fucking sucks dude this money sucks

[00:57:02] all the money you're losing I'm losing

[00:57:04] so much money shit I hate I really am

[00:57:08] sad for you bro that's whatever you know

[00:57:10] what I kind of like it you you are a

[00:57:13] fucking maybe you're a maybe you're like

[00:57:16] one of those Wall Street guys and once

[00:57:17] you get their nuts stopped on Wall Street

[00:57:19] money never Fox yeah Wall Street money

[00:57:22] never nuts yeah fuck it yeah just keep

[00:57:26] spitting on it now do another line shut

[00:57:31] the fuck up you don't know anything about

[00:57:33] my heart yeah that was my ex-wife's name

[00:57:38] Gloria yeah those my ex-wife's name would

[00:57:42] you ever get like candle wax dripped on

[00:57:44] your nuts and get dominatrix no this

[00:57:47] is boring really yeah I've done all that

[00:57:49] yeah I don't want to do it but only

[00:57:51] because I'm too sensitive yeah I've been

[00:57:52] I've been stabbed shot at no I've never

[00:57:58] I've never had a lady get real rough with

[00:58:01] me and I don't think I want to yeah because

[00:58:04] I'm too I'm too delicate a boy my whole

[00:58:06] thing is sex without a condom that's

[00:58:09] kind of my kink yeah I'm like don't

[00:58:11] kink shame me that's my kink like when

[00:58:15] you do like pissed stuff at 18 and you

[00:58:17] really got a step on the gas after that

[00:58:19] that's true and or you just come back to

[00:58:22] normal I mean you were you were doing

[00:58:23] heroin and shit well yeah sometimes I

[00:58:26] wasn't like it was a junkier yeah but you

[00:58:28] but that's kind of you you weren't

[00:58:30] pissing every time were you oh no no no

[00:58:32] like I'm not even into that this is like

[00:58:34] a thing I've tried a handful of times

[00:58:36] with for so people yeah and it's like

[00:58:40] never like I mean maybe I've initiated it

[00:58:43] a couple times but it's like not like

[00:58:45] yeah I mean it can be hot yeah it can be

[00:58:48] hot to piss all over somebody's face I

[00:58:50] would try that yeah I'm sort of interested

[00:58:52] in that now that I think about it I can

[00:58:54] be honest with myself yeah it can be

[00:58:59] cool yeah you know my biggest issue with

[00:59:01] that is I have a weak stream so I would

[00:59:03] have to drink a lot of water and then at

[00:59:05] that point you're just really pissing

[00:59:06] clear stuff on them what's the point oh

[00:59:08] yeah but you want that you want it to be

[00:59:10] like you don't start people off with

[00:59:12] fucking sticky yeah yeah you know go hang

[00:59:16] around I'm at the flu for a week I've been

[00:59:19] living off NyQuil piss okay all right

[00:59:22] okay I'd like it to have some I'm getting

[00:59:24] to the point of my life to where I might

[00:59:26] even try being pissed on which that in

[00:59:28] the past that was like absolutely not

[00:59:31] not interesting but yeah I mean fuck you

[00:59:33] know hey I don't I can't see that yet but

[00:59:37] maybe maybe if I but it when I started

[00:59:39] eating sushi I was eating all my got a

[00:59:40] you know you got a stuff you got to

[00:59:42] like find in life would you like you

[00:59:44] know you got to pursue every Avenue yeah

[00:59:46] so King Solomon did he died happy

[00:59:48] if I understand the Bible yeah he fucked

[00:59:50] a bunch of women and stuff about that

[00:59:52] maybe you have he learned everything and

[00:59:54] then the moral of the story was that

[00:59:56] pursuing every indulgence will always

[00:59:58] bring you happiness damn that's crazy

[01:00:02] because that's how I live my life and

[01:00:03] I'm very depressed yeah yeah well you

[01:00:07] got to believe in God also okay yeah

[01:00:09] that's that's really what the Old

[01:00:11] Testament teaches us is that if we

[01:00:13] believe in God and also act only in our

[01:00:16] own interest at all times you will live

[01:00:17] a happy life nice which now that I

[01:00:20] think about it I started saying is a

[01:00:21] joke but it's also true sounds pretty

[01:00:23] true actually yeah that's what being

[01:00:25] a woman huh what did actually I thought

[01:00:28] he did end up just living a good

[01:00:30] athlete yeah but isn't like what is it

[01:00:32] like like he like his reflections in

[01:00:35] ecclesia's steez about you know how you

[01:00:40] can't I don't know I only saw I started

[01:00:41] making the point I barely remember

[01:00:43] well but even if he did let's say when

[01:00:45] he's old as shit and he feels bad he

[01:00:47] was still having a great time sure you

[01:00:49] know and that is true I like I spent all

[01:00:51] my time fucking miserable like I hated

[01:00:53] that trip we were on you've got a couple

[01:00:54] weeks go by and you're like god my life

[01:00:56] fucking sucks I wish I was still in

[01:00:58] Japan yeah yeah because it's like you

[01:00:59] can't you'll never feel good about

[01:01:01] anything but you will have enough

[01:01:04] distance you can't remember how bad you

[01:01:06] felt I think you can feel good about

[01:01:07] some things man no no it's not possible

[01:01:12] I think we're both pretty depressed I

[01:01:15] went to therapy yesterday and I was

[01:01:16] arguing that I wasn't depressed and then

[01:01:18] my therapist like wait you're wearing

[01:01:20] the exact same sweats you're wearing

[01:01:21] last week yeah I just been wearing them

[01:01:24] a week straight I'm wearing them right

[01:01:25] now I'm wearing this right now yeah I

[01:01:28] was like all right you got me there

[01:01:29] bro maybe I am depressed yeah shout

[01:01:32] out to stop therapists yes good dude

[01:01:34] all right well I guess it's time to wrap

[01:01:36] this up here wrap it up like my cock

[01:01:38] wrap it up don't ever use condoms don't

[01:01:41] use condoms oh also you know what I said

[01:01:44] that I haven't been but red dead

[01:01:46] redemption is fucking great I gotta get

[01:01:48] it it's so good it's so goddamn good I

[01:01:50] haven't played like none of the story I'm

[01:01:52] like literally just going around fucking

[01:01:54] hunting I found the trapper right away

[01:01:56] and then it's just yeah just like

[01:01:58] collecting as many pelts and beautiful

[01:02:01] and looking at birds through binoculars

[01:02:03] and studying them collecting all the

[01:02:05] flowers I love that shit you can just

[01:02:09] do that kind of shit here man no you

[01:02:10] can't do that shit in New York you really

[01:02:12] fucking can you have to make tens of

[01:02:14] millions of dollars and then move to the

[01:02:16] fucking mountains you could go to the

[01:02:18] upstate for a sec not for a sec I need

[01:02:21] to be you need to live there needs to be

[01:02:23] look I need to I'm like a checkout kind

[01:02:24] of guy living extremes I can't sample

[01:02:27] things you know yes you don't do a little

[01:02:30] bit you go all the way of course so I'm

[01:02:32] gonna lose all my money in cryptocurrencies

[01:02:36] yes sure and yeah another guy I talked

[01:02:39] to about investments who I unfortunately

[01:02:42] well I told him to get in on basic

[01:02:44] attention token a couple weeks ago and

[01:02:46] then get out right before that coin base

[01:02:48] listing so he did make a little bit of

[01:02:49] money okay but he just texted me what is

[01:02:52] going on

[01:02:55] honestly anyone that listens to you for

[01:02:57] financial advice deserves it and look I've

[01:02:59] made good calls anything I was like I mean

[01:03:01] I've done like dumb shit on my own but

[01:03:03] anything I've recommended on the show

[01:03:05] look I have a fiduciary response of

[01:03:07] really to the listen you're not only

[01:03:09] I listen by by pledging five dollars a

[01:03:12] month you're actually shareholders yeah

[01:03:13] and we have a fiduciary responsibility

[01:03:16] that's why I give lots of the mother

[01:03:17] fucking century during our fucking yeah

[01:03:20] bet the SI fix I've made every single call

[01:03:23] I've made on crypto on the show has been

[01:03:26] fucking rock solid okay every single one

[01:03:30] every single one I've never been rich

[01:03:31] people out here because of you man yeah

[01:03:33] I made some guy some guy met him he

[01:03:35] emailed me he just wanted to say hey thanks

[01:03:37] I was working at Burger King and then

[01:03:40] last year I made a couple of plays on

[01:03:42] the smart money decisions in your smart

[01:03:44] money coin yeah yeah Mullins money

[01:03:47] molds money corner I listened to your

[01:03:49] smart money podcast come down Jim Kramer

[01:03:52] recommends smart money podcast

[01:03:53] downtown and I at my net worth is now

[01:03:56] eight hundred million dollars and he's

[01:03:57] still working at Best Buy because you

[01:03:59] don't want to yeah yeah it works

[01:04:03] isn't it look this young man his name's

[01:04:04] Carlos he works at Best Buy maybe some

[01:04:06] of you know yeah he's like hey my name's

[01:04:08] Carlos I love Carlos I love Best Buy

[01:04:11] I love going to Best Buy but I also love

[01:04:12] working at it and I that's one of the

[01:04:14] two things in my life that I enjoy is

[01:04:16] driving my 98 Honda CV the Best Buy

[01:04:18] where I can make purchases of all the

[01:04:20] new electronics with features

[01:04:23] and that's that's the thing that you

[01:04:24] don't even really realize is like how

[01:04:26] many features some of the electronics

[01:04:28] have until you actually like really

[01:04:30] really really understand you know what

[01:04:33] I'm saying because I love Best Buy

[01:04:35] and I love purchases I love that shit

[01:04:37] Best Buy dot com purchases eight hundred

[01:04:40] million dollars from Nick's smart money

[01:04:43] yeah that guy made a lot of money off

[01:04:45] me so now I'm investing in red dead

[01:04:47] redemption and eating fucking premium

[01:04:50] saltine crackers right just praying for

[01:04:54] death just begging somebody to walk up

[01:05:01] and put a fucking gun to the back of

[01:05:02] my hand just and it bro pop pop can I

[01:05:05] think out of life insurance policy on

[01:05:07] you yes we already went into that okay

[01:05:08] everyone can take the life insurance

[01:05:10] policy out on anyone all right well

[01:05:12] since we're you know business partners

[01:05:16] associates yeah they get a pretty nice

[01:05:18] rate probably yeah maybe I'll start

[01:05:21] look maybe I'll start if you think Adam

[01:05:23] doesn't already have

[01:05:26] life insurance policies on both of us

[01:05:30] there's no way in the world he doesn't

[01:05:31] have Adam keeps trying to get you to do

[01:05:33] cocaine he keeps feeding me burgers and

[01:05:34] shit

[01:05:37] what would he do if we both died I don't

[01:05:40] know what would his life be that's

[01:05:42] that one we have to keep going for Adam

[01:05:44] I have to keep chugging along before

[01:05:48] Adam fucking has to go like what would

[01:05:50] he do yeah what would he do I don't

[01:05:52] know maybe become a lawyer finally maybe

[01:05:55] maybe I guess I guess Dasha would have

[01:05:59] to get a job yeah he would become the

[01:06:02] third mic on red scare yeah that's not

[01:06:06] true

[01:06:08] Adam shut up

[01:06:09] okay the levels are good he's just a

[01:06:15] producer this yeah

[01:06:19] well folks I do want to live for at least

[01:06:21] a couple more weeks if you're in Long

[01:06:24] Island on the 30th this month 1130 I met

[01:06:28] some fucking place on Long Island um

[01:06:31] I don't I should have known this but please

[01:06:33] buy tickets it's at like the fucking

[01:06:35] atrium of a movie theater the atrium of a

[01:06:38] movie theater I'll be there and then live

[01:06:41] one night only at some movie in Long

[01:06:45] Island New York yep and then the weekend

[01:06:49] after that or I am in DC this is a big

[01:06:51] one like I said the seventh and the eighth

[01:06:53] please buy tickets to that motherfucker

[01:06:55] and a different movie theater it is not

[01:06:57] in a movie theater it's the DC draft house

[01:06:59] which is a movie theater the Arlington

[01:07:00] draft houses movie theater the DC

[01:07:02] draft is a comedy venue make sure you buy

[01:07:04] tickets to the Arlington

[01:07:05] draft house go to Arlington draft house

[01:07:08] DC draft out looking for stavros and then

[01:07:11] email Adam saying the show was canceled

[01:07:16] and then the weekend after that if you're

[01:07:17] in Indianapolis on the 13th I'll be there

[01:07:20] no Indians allow on this you can come to

[01:07:23] your Indian name for you since in that

[01:07:25] no Indians in Indianapolis I'll be on the

[01:07:28] 14th Cincinnati 15th in Columbus and I might

[01:07:31] add Cleveland on the 16th I don't know

[01:07:33] yet zero Chinese people will be admitted to

[01:07:36] the theme any Chinese are all out welcome

[01:07:39] and then we've got a couple things cooking

[01:07:41] for Pittsburgh Buffalo and Phoenix can't

[01:07:43] announce yet but keep an eye out and then

[01:07:45] like I said the other big one LA February

[01:07:48] second please buy tickets to that motherfucker

[01:07:51] early so I can add extra shows I'm trying to

[01:07:52] go hang out in LA for a little bit and then

[01:07:54] I'm also going to be in San Diego the

[01:07:57] Sunday before that on the 27th so that's it

[01:08:00] boys and gals please fucking buy tickets to

[01:08:03] all those I'm coming I'm sucking you off

[01:08:05] across this fine nation and I'm trying to add

[01:08:07] a couple more dates so look out for those

[01:08:10] please come give me a little smoochie poo

[01:08:14] and buy tickets and suck me off oh no next

[01:08:18] dead oh Adam what are you gonna do

[01:08:22] it's gonna be great when I'm dead and my

[01:08:26] memory just haunts him for the rest of his

[01:08:28] life that would be one all these things

[01:08:30] that I said on the show him having to

[01:08:32] answer for the rest of his life yeah I

[01:08:35] can I can get out of it yeah I'll smile my

[01:08:38] way out of it you'll be fine you'll do

[01:08:39] stand up and stuff yeah Adam will be the

[01:08:42] fucking you know it's funny too is these

[01:08:45] markets will bounce back and be like I feel

[01:08:46] really good I don't know what it is

[01:08:48] something about having more money yeah you

[01:08:51] know no you've totally 100% just poured

[01:08:54] all of your hopes and desires into this

[01:08:56] crypto shit oh yeah and I respect it

[01:08:59] usually it's drugs oh that's happening

[01:09:02] too baby nice yeah if you want to mail me

[01:09:06] wink wink don't finish that sentence

[01:09:13] your honor I said wink wink that means

[01:09:18] don't do it I explicitly said mail me

[01:09:20] narcotics and it said wink wink which means

[01:09:23] don't mail me narcotics

[01:09:27] um I think that that makes sense to me

[01:09:30] so you are off I'll drop all the charges

[01:09:35] the prosecutors like the charges were

[01:09:37] murder one he killed his business

[01:09:41] partner because he had a paranoid fantasy

[01:09:45] about him taking out a life insurance policy

[01:09:47] on him uh fuck all right folks that'll

[01:09:51] do it for us we're coming at you soon

[01:09:55] also funny moms in two weeks coming at

[01:09:56] your live coming at you jive this was

[01:09:59] Wednesday we did record this today so

[01:10:01] you if you if you want you'll feel closer

[01:10:03] to us knowing just hours before you

[01:10:05] listen to this we recorded it goodbye

[01:10:07] everyone

[01:10:08] mwah