Cum Town | Regular | 11/29/2018
[00:00:03] I was I want to do a set like that where you go in with earbuds in and you're like halfway through a joke and you're like.
[00:00:08] Yeah, because you know, we've all we've all voted.
[00:00:19] It would be you doing stand up with headphones while listening to what the fuck.
[00:00:26] It's a much is a much is made like a really good point.
[00:00:38] Are people still listening to Mark Maron?
[00:00:46] So it's not the pie isn't going that gray more.
[00:00:59] We got Kurt Metzger's friend who drives him around.
[00:01:05] Some kind of Larry that Kurt's friends with.
[00:01:10] Yeah, Kurt Kurt Kurt Kurt's a pretty good guy.
[00:01:40] We was talking about the fight that he had with Lewis Gomez.
[00:01:44] And I have no clue at all what happened from car snow.
[00:01:50] that like 15 years ago would have been like, oh yeah,
[00:01:53] I heard like Kurt and Lewis had a thing at the Comedy Store.
[00:01:56] And people were like, oh, who gives a shit?
[00:01:59] And now because everything's fucking documented, it's like.
[00:02:01] Well, that's what I started seeing some things from Lewis
[00:02:04] And then I was like, well, what's happening here?
[00:02:09] I don't mean like this is entirely other people.
[00:02:14] Yeah, they had on the podcast and shit.
[00:02:17] You know, you got to have some fucking self.
[00:02:20] We've been beating the shit out of Adam
[00:02:26] I'm talking about the beat, the lashings.
[00:02:36] Adam gets jumped and sext into the podcast every time.
[00:02:49] He wasn't here the first time he did the show.
[00:02:59] but you were the original third chair on come time.
[00:03:03] I couldn't get out of there fast enough.
[00:03:07] I was like, I knew you from some writing game.
[00:03:15] And then that was the first time I met you.
[00:03:21] I went and bought the same glasses that you had.
[00:03:23] But you were at some company where they were cooking food.
[00:03:28] And I was at a horrible company, CPXI, it was called.
[00:03:49] It was like central casting for these young millennial types
[00:03:56] And you guys were looking for like in closets and stuff.
[00:04:00] An receptionist came up to me one time when I was there.
[00:04:03] And I was just making myself a bowl of cereal.
[00:04:11] And you're not going to do anything about it.
[00:04:19] I would just stay after and eat cereal for dinner all the time.
[00:04:28] I was like, you don't offer people nuts
[00:04:34] They have one of those like fancy, you know that Starbucks
[00:04:40] And those things probably cost like $30,000.
[00:04:49] It's like in the residence lounge or something.
[00:04:53] Yeah, you know how much one of those like bun coffee makers
[00:05:02] As soon as anything becomes for like commercial use
[00:05:05] because businesses write everything off,
[00:05:17] That's why if you do a corporate, you should always.
[00:05:30] And then the guy calls you like an hour later.
[00:05:33] And it's like, can you do this show in Manville, New Jersey?
[00:05:49] Walk around cowboy hats, boots, nothing else.
[00:06:02] Just a little bib I put over my dick when I eat dinner.
[00:06:06] So I get barbecue sauce all over my hog.
[00:06:11] That's how we're going to make that crypto money back.
[00:06:20] put on these like sleeves and then you can just wipe your mouth.
[00:06:29] I said think, man, like QVC is like it's
[00:06:31] a place for people who aren't good at A business
[00:06:35] but are good at like 30,000 terrible businesses.
[00:06:39] Like if you have one OK idea, you're probably going to sink.
[00:06:42] But if you have like 40 just shit ideas.
[00:06:45] No, I knew a guy who did that see that he did inventions.
[00:06:49] It's a pen that fits in the tiniest pocket of your jeans.
[00:06:57] Let me surgically reattach the Velcro to your face.
[00:07:04] You get to choose which side of the Velcro
[00:07:14] And Mark Cuban is just like 10 things as better as you.
[00:07:28] We're going to be millionaires by the end of this.
[00:07:31] I mean, because the guys that go on Shark Tank,
[00:07:35] This is an early detection system for a sudden infinitescent
[00:07:43] There's other guys like it's Dyson for wiping your ass.
[00:07:54] It uses ions to suck the shit out of your ass.
[00:07:57] And then it turns the shit into peanut butter.
[00:08:02] What about like to wipe your ass a thing that's like a circle
[00:08:08] And it's like you're getting your ass licked clean.
[00:08:26] It was just like it was in a circle like four times.
[00:08:31] Well, he was working on it before he died on his deathbed.
[00:08:53] No, no, it was like a black folk here on Henry.
[00:08:58] I want to reboot the John Henry myth, but it's me eating pussy
[00:09:12] He's out of breath somehow from eating pussy.
[00:09:16] They have the story of John Henry in Canada.
[00:09:19] John Henry was not a slave, but close enough.
[00:09:23] He was like a really strong black guy that was good at hammering railroads, spikes in
[00:09:29] And then they invented a machine and John Henry raced the machine and I think he dies.
[00:09:40] It's an allegory about how the black man earned his freedom, but thus by doing so.
[00:09:46] Well, no, he invalidated his role in America.
[00:09:57] Because I said I wanted to, he raced a steam hammer.
[00:10:07] Paul, Paul, Paul, you know, Paul, you know, Paul, you know, blue ox.
[00:10:13] And you guys are still talking about it.
[00:10:16] Nothing on this podcast has to be good.
[00:10:19] American folklore is pretty fucking dumb.
[00:10:35] Like a like a fucking Canadian mountain.
[00:10:40] Oh, a matey is a that's what they used to call half Indian half Canadian.
[00:10:55] Well, the friendliest man in the world.
[00:11:05] They'll give you a first person, right?
[00:11:43] And it's just it's a shame that he was like Chinese and not a white guy.
[00:11:46] Because I haven't really dug through Twitter, but I just want to see those like.
[00:12:00] He just was trying to take pictures or he was.
[00:12:03] Yeah, he was trying to just give him a pop blank.
[00:12:06] He thought it would be a really good Instagram post to go eat coconuts with people that think,
[00:12:11] you know, like God lives inside of a toothpaste.
[00:12:13] I love that you said you did it for Instagram posts.
[00:12:21] Which is kind of rude because if you don't know about God, don't you just get a pass?
[00:12:25] Like dead ass babies get to go to heaven.
[00:13:02] I went through an AA meeting with Evan Williams.
[00:13:11] Wait, but you were you in any way concerned about your own alcoholic intake?
[00:13:27] Well, I was doing it was like when I was doing heroin.
[00:13:31] And it's just all these people that are like, you know, I mean, as particularly in New York,
[00:13:35] I would think that like, you would be less depressing, but it's like people that still have hopes
[00:13:40] and dreams, you know, you go to like an AA meeting in the middle of Delaware.
[00:13:44] They're like, you know, and then after I got my 15th DUI, I was like, maybe I will call my daughter.
[00:13:51] And they were like, damn, yeah, I guess this guy's doing all right.
[00:13:53] Whereas, you know, here it's like, and I never became a dancer.
[00:14:00] Oh, a bunch of people pretend the reason they failed is alcohol is well, not that, but they're
[00:14:05] I mean, you know, you've moved to New York to do so.
[00:14:09] Look, alcohol, you're not you get to a certain age, you get better.
[00:14:25] You just were like, I'm just going to stop drinking.
[00:14:29] Yeah, I have no idea what the fuck we're talking about here.
[00:14:33] Like, I think it's Perry Menopausal, you know, before he gets a menopausal.
[00:14:45] All the menopausal women that listened to this show.
[00:14:52] There was that one lady that killed herself.
[00:15:02] Because she said Adam videos of her like sucking dick.
[00:15:06] Adam was the one who kept asking you to send them.
[00:15:09] It was like, if you don't send me, you should fucking kill yourself.
[00:15:16] I remember Adam was trying to like go fly and visit her.
[00:15:19] I remember Adam was like, I think I finally have a girlfriend.
[00:15:27] I said, I feel like I finally have a family.
[00:15:37] He would be your sister, sister husband.
[00:15:43] I can't wait till you and dash have a sister husband situation.
[00:15:47] It's going to be a sister wife situation.
[00:15:51] You know why they don't have it that way?
[00:15:55] They never have like more men, one woman.
[00:15:57] Because that woman can't keep up with the same.
[00:16:01] I saw a tweet the other day from a guy that was like, well, I lost $100,000 in cryptocurrencies
[00:16:08] and that my wife's pissed because I can't afford to put her boyfriend's son through college.
[00:16:17] That's like, man, that guy is my fucking hero.
[00:16:26] Just a guy like that that's like, yeah, I'm not doing too good.
[00:16:29] That kind of fuck things up here a little bit.
[00:16:35] I did see a Facebook video of something like that where it was like this couple that just
[00:16:40] like this Renfair couple that like added another guy with a beard and ponytail and they just
[00:16:46] take turns fucking and they're the same woman on Facebook.
[00:16:55] I mean, I'm sure they fucked the girl at the same time, but they didn't seem gay.
[00:17:00] And they in fact, the husband, the original husband seems kind of resentful of the situation.
[00:17:06] He's like, well, I guess it's what she wants.
[00:17:08] I feel like that's every situation is like the one of them wants the open relationship and
[00:17:18] There was like a thing in Huff Poe a couple years ago, but this guy that like begged his wife
[00:17:21] for like an open relationship and then they had the open relationship and then he wasn't
[00:17:29] What do you mean he wasn't able to fucking well, he just couldn't get anyone?
[00:17:39] You got to know your worth on the sexual marketplace.
[00:17:46] It seems like it would be so fucking easy.
[00:17:52] I mean, when you, I don't know, maybe just because we have a podcast now.
[00:18:00] We're more than I deserve to love podcast.
[00:18:04] I mean, there are a lot of mentally ill women.
[00:18:11] It's not like, yeah, dude, we're basically the new fucking punk rockers.
[00:18:26] Like I'm thinking we're hosting service.
[00:18:32] Our hosting sex stick, by the way, we should do you guys all have cans or just one set ahead
[00:18:41] I'm the one who wears the headphones, baby girl.
[00:18:53] He keeps the headphones on while he's having sex with you.
[00:18:57] I'm speaking into a microphone while we fuck.
[00:18:59] If you're you kind of have to, if she's fucking you for the podcast.
[00:19:06] You have to scope when he puts in a lower stomach.
[00:19:10] That'd be a cool move to hear your day.
[00:19:30] If you're doing an ultrasound, could you see it?
[00:19:31] Oh, we need an ultrasound machine in my house.
[00:19:36] Where should you get all this medical equipment?
[00:19:44] There's no way to lie about not coming inside of her.
[00:19:52] I'm like, no, put the thing back on there.
[00:20:11] I'm not healthy enough to sexual activity.
[00:20:14] I need all these machines to live, actually.
[00:20:34] This is your fully quarantined, like, the alien independence day.
[00:21:05] Well, it's why I'm attracted to going dancing
[00:21:08] It's a real chicken or the egg situation. Uh-huh. Yep. That's what that expression means. Yeah, when two things look like each other
[00:21:15] You go, yeah, this is a chicken or I'm out. I'm right. What's the difference? No, no stop break it down
[00:21:22] Let's I will break it down. Thank you Adam
[00:21:24] Yeah, who's your sexual attraction which came first?
[00:21:28] Do you want to fuck Danzig because she look he looks like Sigourney Weaver can't tell the good do you want to fuck Sigourney Weaver because
[00:21:33] That's not chicken and egg that is chicken or the egg that is chicken or the egg motherfucker
[00:21:38] I would I heard you I heard you 100% that's textbook chicken
[00:21:44] Which came first dancing wanting to fuck dancing or wanting fuck Sigourney
[00:21:48] But that doesn't mean that it's a chicken the egg is though. This is a classic chicken is birth to an egg
[00:21:53] No, right and then the egg what it means if they rose into a chicken, no, but then if that's the case that you could never use the
[00:22:01] Saying because they're only applied to one fucking thing if birth to things that are analogous to that. Yeah, yeah
[00:22:07] Things that give birth to things. That's not what that means. You could actually you can actually just place bets on this
[00:22:13] Oh, yeah, I was in a sentence then and you're in your definition
[00:22:18] Yeah, which came first the chicken or the egg place your bets at bet the first the only things that you go to bet the
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[00:23:52] They've already eaten it. Yeah, I think they buried him on the beach and then people went there's like pictures
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[00:24:56] That's awesome. I'm gonna fuck the whole
[00:25:05] Damn you'd have your pick. Yeah, it'd probably be exotic the problem is they wouldn't consider you a woman until you put fire ants in your pussy
[00:25:16] Yep, and I bet yeah, I didn't put him in my pussy, but they were there
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[00:27:12] I think you do have to say you're paid. Okay, then we are paid sponsored content needs to be that's my rule
[00:27:18] Okay, you have integrity. Yeah, look anything that we've ever promoted on this show has been paid for that's right
[00:27:24] Even my hatred of American Airlines was paid for by Delta by Greyhound bus
[00:27:39] I wish there was something else that was a stage coach. They should just like be like hey
[00:27:44] It's a long trip, but we're nice. Oh, I should open a local and stage coach. Yeah, we do numbers
[00:27:49] Yeah, you take a stage coach down the go on us. Yes, you know to go to the this steam festival
[00:28:06] The Williamsburg stage coach company goes after bit out of business after
[00:28:23] That would be you think it only pay in Bitcoin there is there is this thing
[00:28:27] There's like the jazz age festival on Governor's Island and some asshole from Brooklyn that just like rents out
[00:28:33] Governor's Island in the summer to be like it's the 20s and then you know he dresses. He's got like a dumb mustache
[00:28:39] Well, I love it. Yeah, it's terrific. Yeah, they go around they sing like that old dumb jazz music
[00:28:46] Well, you know like in like boardwalk empire any those like 20s basing is only like a party where there's like
[00:28:52] The gayest person they had back then which was a guy that just sang songs
[00:28:58] Every day guy was good at saying that be like oh, I can't wait to meet you on the trolley
[00:29:05] Yeah, you know, that's what they tell the songs are about back then is the trolley and guys named jelly roll
[00:29:14] You know, anyway, it's so funny how any song that's like just even 20 years ago sounds like a kid song
[00:29:20] It's like it right now is listens to the rich loves 60s odd six
[00:29:25] It's his favorite station and they sound like kids songs
[00:29:28] And every song is like I want to fuck you directly in the pussy
[00:29:33] By the way, I'm on experimental hallucinogens
[00:29:41] Yeah, like every new popular like soundcloud rapper or whatever they've got
[00:29:49] They're addicted to like the whatever comes out of lithium ion batteries
[00:29:54] There's a guy named blueface right now who has who just talks about his penis all the time. It's pretty cool
[00:30:01] He's like he's like she pulling on my pants till the meat show. Yeah, right bitch. Welcome to the meat show
[00:30:10] There's way he run to meet with meat meat show with meat show. Oh, yeah
[00:30:22] There's a soundcloud rapper that I'm and Frank tattooed on his face
[00:30:29] It says underneath those circles it says shh we keep in secret
[00:30:43] Damn. Yeah rap used to be like rap from 30 years ago was all like nursery rhyme
[00:30:51] Yeah, one to the left one to the right this way that way. Hey, I'm all right
[00:31:03] The meanest thing they would say was like you're a clown. Yeah now rappers delights the funniest song cuz it's like it's like
[00:31:12] The first part is about like bringing women to motels and like they're like bitch
[00:31:17] I gotta be with you don't like that. Well guess who's got a Toyota to sell like they just named shitty cars
[00:31:27] And if your girl starts acting up meaning if your girlfriend doesn't like that you don't even have an apartment to fuck it
[00:31:35] They go to motel you could probably just fuck her friend
[00:31:38] She won't have a problem with that and then halfway through the song. It's like this is like now
[00:31:42] I'm gonna bring my man big Hank on and then this other guy comes on. He's like
[00:31:46] Uh, you know when your friends mom is bad at cooking
[00:31:51] They're like all right. Where's he going with this? And it's like I guess it's just fine
[00:31:54] That was just it. Well the sugar hill gang wasn't even like yeah, it's man use man. You said people were like
[00:32:00] Oh, I know some black guys. Yeah, that's literally what happened. They're like the actual good rapper
[00:32:05] It was a guy this rap stuff is really popular
[00:32:14] That's right. They won't let anything go by. That's right. I'll try to jump in on it
[00:32:18] Mm-hmm. They'll find they'll find any black guys and just give them a record deal. They're around. Yeah, they got black guys in Jersey
[00:32:28] Fuck so what did you we never got into the Thanksgiving we got to do a full Thanksgiving recap?
[00:32:33] You know what you went back to Baltimore
[00:32:36] I was here had to be more had the first annual
[00:32:38] Halky's brothers Korean barbecue and a movie Thanksgiving cut out cut out the fam cut out my
[00:32:45] Parents completely felt good. Mm-hmm. It did actually it did actually. Yeah. Oh, what do your parents?
[00:32:50] What did your parents think? I don't know my mom was invited, but my dad was not so your mom go
[00:32:55] No, she went she she chose size. So that's you know what politely declined
[00:32:59] She politely declined to to stand by her man. Oh
[00:33:03] And have just a horrible dinner probably wait is your mom and dad's your real mom and dad?
[00:33:07] Yeah, but they have a horrible relationship
[00:33:10] They just have like one of those weird immigrant like should have gotten divorced 30 years ago, but yeah immigrant women
[00:33:16] Don't understand that they don't have to like just stay with the man
[00:33:21] Really is it a woman? Oh Canadians. Yeah, those are immigrants. Those are literally immigrants. Yeah, you fucking four literally
[00:33:28] Yeah, you grew up on a piece of shit. I read your book you grew up on a dumb farm. Yep. Yep
[00:33:35] That's pretty immigrant. See I like hardship. That's why I'm still married
[00:33:45] Adam smiling so hard when he says to why is it like such a thing that he did he ever ask you to be a Jew
[00:33:51] Before you guys got no no, I would never you would never ask her do I would you know Adam has to change his first and last
[00:34:04] He's taking his wife first and last name
[00:34:09] They'll both be wearing a dress a tradition
[00:34:12] It's a Eastern European tradition any time but you marry
[00:34:15] The Eastern European woman, uh-huh. He has to chop his cock off and take her name. Mm-hmm
[00:34:21] I'd have to start wearing like sailor costumes for babies
[00:34:25] Want to do a full Russian style wedding just cossack kind of hell yeah outfits and stuff
[00:34:31] That'd be fun those furry circle hats is dasha gonna dress like Donald Duck at your wedding to course
[00:34:37] Are you married or engaged his girlfriend?
[00:34:53] Crying in Russian in a Donald Duck outfit. Yeah
[00:35:00] Yeah, I we went to my friends aunts place who's a was a famous actress
[00:35:06] Mmm in the 80s Wow should I get this all types of India this picture?
[00:35:11] Tattoo try my boss up. Yeah, you should
[00:35:17] Good this Nick is thinking about getting a baby Donald Duck tattooed on his bicep mm-hmm
[00:35:22] Was that is that another character says baby fat denim?
[00:35:28] So I really just want to start getting really babes dumb tattoos
[00:35:31] I dated a guy who had a Mickey Mouse given the finger on a show and it was just the bane of his existence because kids would run up
[00:35:49] He just thought it was gonna be cool like that's why you know
[00:35:53] It was a very very heavy drinker nice. Yeah, that's ever right. He's a pretty handsome fella
[00:36:01] He put on the Mickey Mouse Club about this
[00:36:13] I think they got a stop version of Donald Duck no, it's a pig wearing a Donald Duck costume
[00:36:21] I don't even have to look at it. Yep, there it is
[00:36:34] It is me that guy's very cute and I don't have a problem. He seems totally happy
[00:36:38] It's happy with himself people like him. Oh, this is like a whole like I guess Etsy store this guy just draws fat versions of cartoon
[00:36:44] I love that that's cool. That's bad Lego man. That's hilarious. That's also stuff. That's not really funny
[00:36:50] It looks like fat Albert. That is not me. That's great a fat ninja turtle. That's me. That's cool. He's got a sword. I'll be him
[00:36:58] Anyways, I'd like to see a picture of the fella that draws those yeah, what is he or maybe it's a beautiful woman that likes to fuck that guys
[00:37:04] Anybody ever think of that? Huh? No, I'm fucking a fat guy. Thank you Bonnie
[00:37:10] Yeah, that's a lot that you did have to that is the way you come on the show
[00:37:19] Now I had some fat boyfriend that's what I like to hear yeah
[00:37:23] There need people need to be fucking fat guys. I think that's my that's my that's my spin on body
[00:37:29] Nobody needs to be fucking anybody. I think that no you you I mean it was gross, but I didn't
[00:37:36] Was it was it was definitely not a fat guy a fact I definitely could not have pulled off the Mickey Mouse tattoo
[00:37:41] No, no that guy was that guy was ripped. Yeah for sure a fat guy with a bad ironic tattoo. Yeah, you can't do it
[00:37:48] We're held to a higher standard. Yeah, that's why I know the fat guy the real fat guy that I dated was very smart funny
[00:37:55] Like great guy. Yeah compensating cool to be around. Yep. That's the formula wrote a motorcycle. Oh
[00:38:25] Yeah, I love chicken wings is Erica oh, yeah
[00:38:40] Yeah, no, but come on you know come on a couple swings that it or what else what a greasy writer
[00:38:47] Cheesy rider. Yeah, she's your rider. That's pretty good. Oh, what cuz easy
[00:38:59] Not good at puns, but you guys have fun with
[00:39:10] What was your penis hopper and Peter fun do yeah, Dennis what yeah, I said Dennis
[00:39:21] Why this is why I get the right for all the shitty variety
[00:39:27] That's right, man, you got skills you got talents. Yep
[00:39:31] We were talking about something that was interesting. Yeah, I'm pitching a show called true TV called how about we're audience members
[00:39:38] Just yell out a movie and then me and my friends are surrounded
[00:39:44] How about yeah, Adam star star warts and said Darth Vader and he's got warts all over stick
[00:39:58] You win the pride come on down here actually we're out of time
[00:40:03] About yeah, I would love to pitch how about to to true TV. Yeah, we handle gets to have a show called why
[00:40:10] Yeah, how about they didn't last long I know but where's where's our turn?
[00:40:16] Our turn where's our turn? I have three episodes of something. Yeah, it's all out where's our turn, you know, it's where's our turn up
[00:40:25] Yeah, turn like the vegetable or like a party you get it
[00:40:30] Let us do that. I don't know why I'm just doing food puns
[00:40:37] You're getting into the spirit of the show or like a male feminist show called the good man show, right? Oh
[00:40:50] The juggies and then they're jumping up and down and we're like we're not we're not looking at
[00:41:03] My dick's hard because I'm thinking about Bernie Sanders
[00:41:09] That's good man, I'd love to do good man show will be back after these commercials for I don't know probably sent the candles
[00:41:16] Yes and sent the candles candles for men
[00:41:23] There's no such thing candles for sensitive men. Yeah, I think you guys is everything's for women, right?
[00:41:28] It's like that you guys are trying to take some shit for yourselves. That's where you go wrong. Mm-hmm true
[00:41:33] We gotta start doing we gotta do a woman only come town guys
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[00:43:07] There's two boots. It's like it's like kick fucking a virgin
[00:43:16] So many ads in our podcast it's weird. We've never lost an ad. Yeah, I've got we got I've forgotten to re up with people
[00:43:23] Yeah, what like we've got nasty letters from fucking yeah from companies
[00:43:27] Yes for what fucking up ad reads. Oh, well one time there was like a
[00:43:33] Flower company and they would say like she may say no, but she wants the flowers and I was like why are you using?
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[00:47:03] Mm-hmm. They changed the tents in here and fuck me up. Sorry, bro. I hate reading dude. I didn't even know you were reading man
[00:47:13] You seen me act you saw me in that sketch. You know I'm an actor. That's all right. Dude. I'm fucking I'm a killer actor
[00:47:22] I play a barista for this sketch. We shot really funny sketch for Jim's racist
[00:47:28] I was like what if Jim's racist? I was telling her how we had to go around. Are you done the read?
[00:47:35] Yeah, Thursday boots calm slash town check him out
[00:47:37] We had to go around for that thing and say who believed in white privilege and who didn't and like everyone said not like they didn't believe in white privilege
[00:47:50] The whole writing staff who was it? Well, the writing staff was just me Bonnie Curt and Jim
[00:47:55] No, there was a couple other people all cuz there were the producers were in there. Yeah, I guess that
[00:48:02] Like to find out what he was a girl same Tory Tory contributed a decent amount for for an assistant and then that guy Tom
[00:48:09] I guess they brought in to actually write things down
[00:48:16] Well Tom was technically the head writer or not head writer, but he was like he had some position that was
[00:48:22] He was a producer he was a producer, but I remember whoever was the showrunner
[00:48:28] She was like talking about bringing him in as if he was gonna fix everything
[00:48:35] He wasn't completely bald. He was thinning Jim. Yeah, Jim's the bald guy
[00:48:46] He came in he was pretty good. Yeah Ian who he was right at the beginning. No Ian Edwards to write something
[00:48:58] He still fox it up. Yeah, this is a paper bag filled with calm
[00:49:14] Yeah, I get special Capri Sun filled with semen
[00:49:19] Yeah, my boyfriend slash girlfriend fills them up with semen
[00:49:25] It's like a capri Sun ad for like Ian's cum capri Sun
[00:49:29] We drinks it and then he just like turns into like a kid who has a dad and then he's like
[00:49:35] Standing outside of the skatepark watching everyone have fun and half-bike great always looking through the chain link fence
[00:49:46] It'd be funny if Ian became an Orthodox Jew and started sucking men off through a hole machine that would be good
[00:49:59] There's so many good there's so many good options for Ian to be gay is a different version of himself
[00:50:04] He's like the oldest youngest looking person. I know
[00:50:18] Yeah, he's cool guy. Oh my my daughter who's 11
[00:50:23] And Kate's daughter who's 11. They came we were going on a gig
[00:50:28] So and Ian was there his first time I met him was who were driving to spring with a fairfield and
[00:50:45] Like a one point I took him aside and I was like wait
[00:50:49] Turn around Ian's just explaining the two 11 year old girls. It's like yeah, but if the dick is on a girl
[00:51:13] The first thing they said to my think was are you a crack at it and it just went from there
[00:51:18] It was bad, and they somehow got his phone number and they were like kept texting him in the card
[00:51:27] They were texting him. Yes, just totally harassing him
[00:51:32] He showed those texts to Nikki and I think I think that's why she put him on the show
[00:51:40] He's been bullied by 11 years. Yeah, I had to take him aside and be like you guys cut it out
[00:52:01] I love you. He's so funny. Yeah, just like taking else to that degree
[00:52:11] His whole life has just been such a tragedy
[00:52:17] Like they said they smelled it. They're like we can take this absolutely
[00:52:23] You just look is just got these twinkly eyes you're like yeah
[00:52:25] Yeah, yeah things have been going real badly. Yeah, let's see if we can get him back to drinking
[00:52:38] I wish I could remember any of those texts now because when he started showing him to us I was like kind of horrified
[00:52:46] Yeah, I mean a little bit proud but a little bit
[00:52:50] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you got you just told me you got like arrested like a year or so ago
[00:52:55] And it was literally like just a clerical error
[00:53:10] I wanted to go to jail we went to jail for nothing
[00:53:20] I've always wanted to use this kind of urinal
[00:53:25] Always wanted to shit in front of other people I
[00:53:30] It's cool. You meet a lot of cool guys in jail
[00:53:37] Yeah, no, it's actually fun. Yeah, the toilet was broken, but everyone just pissed in my mouth
[00:53:52] So if everything about Ian is all say something that's like a joke and if people don't laugh the second it leaves his mouth
[00:53:58] He immediately just becomes like he's just drowning in insecurity. Yeah, he has to like
[00:54:11] I get drunk and do stand up ice. I feel myself doing these huge tells I don't know what happens
[00:54:34] Even in his tweets you can tell that he's like he regrets it
[00:54:40] Dumb point that's like man women. There's no difference roll the same
[00:54:45] Check me out. What are you guys doing later?
[00:54:50] You have like no confidence in anything. We really should have made him defend his tweet is own. Oh, yeah, his tweets are so bad
[00:54:57] Yeah, they're the words. He's so fucking bad at tweeting. I'm back on soon. Oh, yeah, just bully him
[00:55:03] When rich gives a compliment or when rich like trash is someone and it doesn't get a laugh
[00:55:08] He'll pretend he's really meant he'll be like
[00:55:10] Well, they shirt. Hey, what'd you get it? That's great. I love that shit
[00:55:23] Damn, it's getting on to bully him. I was laughing about you know the sign filled episode where George had to come back
[00:55:29] Yeah, where he's like, you know the jerk store called. Yeah. Yeah, but it's it's George like waiting for his moment
[00:55:40] Cuz Kramer's like George here's what you gotta call them
[00:55:47] It's like oh, yeah, and they're running out of you Jesus Christ
[00:55:56] What the fuck is wrong with you? He's like cream. I told me to say it. It was Kramer's idea
[00:56:10] 50 years ago you would be upside down with a fork in your ass. It's like is that was he killed by Italians?
[00:56:17] Because the ruckus in an Italian restaurant like twist them up like this spaghetti
[00:56:22] I'm a little bit more good. I'm a towards the mob shots at the Kramer. That was the beginning of the ends
[00:56:28] That was the beginning of the end you couldn't say the n-word anymore free speech. No, I just mean
[00:56:33] No, I know you mean though. Yeah, I mean
[00:56:37] That's where it started because he had to go remember people were laughing so hard when he was on Letterman
[00:56:43] Yeah, because people were like stop laughing
[00:56:46] Yeah, yeah, because people never heard of celebrity fucking like apologize like that before I was like
[00:56:55] He was like live via satellite. They like it was really weird. It was weird. Yeah, that was so weird
[00:57:01] Yeah, I watched that shit too. It was because it was like it was like a point
[00:57:05] You're like oh shit. He's gonna be on like sign folks gonna be on it's like and then it was so bizarre
[00:57:10] I think Kramer's just that funny now. It's like if you do want to laugh if you look at if you look at how if that had happened now
[00:57:18] Jerry Seinfeld would be in more trouble than Kramer
[00:57:20] Oh, he's never gives a shit about Kramer
[00:57:22] So if Kramer was racist they'd be like I knew it or whatever
[00:57:25] But if Jerry Seinfeld as like another white guy went on TV and we're like you need to accept his apology
[00:57:31] Right, right. You would be in more trouble now. Oh, yeah, right to imagine that Jerry Seinfeld could go on TV and be like
[00:57:39] He's even what Jerry Sam does walk back so many of his comments
[00:57:43] Just from a couple years ago everybody walks back to comment like people have this like
[00:57:48] Extremely short-term memory in terms of how shitty they were and shitty only in like a contemporary sense
[00:57:54] I don't even think a lot of this shit is shitty, but like you know, yeah, there's plenty of people
[00:57:59] We know who are like I'm not that guy anymore. It's like oh, you mean you're just a coward
[00:58:05] And there's like the slightest amount of social pressure and you can't say these things that you were so edgy four years ago
[00:58:12] Now that there's actual consequences to face you can't do right. Well, I mean they're actors
[00:58:19] Comics I mean actors well Jerry Seinfeld has said some really reprehensible things in his act. Yeah, really racist. Yeah
[00:58:44] You know make it look like he's wearing blackface just do a Photoshop
[00:58:49] Well, I love that like a couple maybe a year ago. He was like, yeah, I'm not gonna do colleges anymore
[00:58:55] Yeah, this is J. W's. They're like ruining their ruining comedy. They get so triggered by my comedy and it's like
[00:59:06] That joke is so fucking dumb if you heard that
[00:59:09] New like yeah, but he tried to pretend that is a joke that he wrote he literally did a
[00:59:15] Special where it's like these are all jokes
[00:59:17] I wrote my first year in comedy or whatever it was and then he does an uber joke in there
[00:59:38] I watched the new episode of the Simpsons last night was just on TV. I haven't seen the Simpsons in like 20 years in
[00:59:46] Saint it's just Homer's like tweeting the whole time
[00:59:50] He's like leaving Yelp reviews about crusty to clown
[00:59:54] And then crusty tries to kill Homer with his Tesla. Are you kidding? No, I'm serious crusty's got a Tesla
[01:00:10] I don't know I have no idea. I mean he must be he has to be
[01:00:14] Yeah, well, it's it's funny too because you can hear in the voices of the actors how like old they are oh
[01:00:19] My gosh, like Bart's like don't worry crusty. I'll hide you isn't the woman who
[01:00:25] What's that? Yeah, I like cancer. Oh, right?
[01:00:37] Edna Kraboppel died damn. Yeah, what happened Edna Kraboppel died the lady that does her
[01:00:43] Yeah, did she do more than she's no they killed the character on the show
[01:00:48] Yeah, and a poo is gone. Yeah, she's racist
[01:00:51] Mm-hmm. I poo. Oh, man. Yeah, it's so funny how shitty the Simpsons is now that like harry
[01:00:57] Conda boo is like they need to get rid of that character and they're like, okay, who gives a shit?
[01:01:01] Yeah, we're just catching checks. Oh, right. We'll write off every character
[01:01:11] Yeah, no, they had a joke on the show because like Homer becomes like a critic or whatever of crusty show
[01:01:16] And that like he becomes like a TV critic or he leaves the recaps episodes and then the joke on the on the on the show is like
[01:01:24] You know crusty's like what do you mean? Why isn't it season four anymore?
[01:01:27] And it's like look no one is watching the sims. Yeah, yeah, you literally never come back
[01:01:34] That's the thing is like that seems so out of character for like even typing seems like not something he should do
[01:01:40] Yeah, you know like what's he did? What are they?
[01:01:42] I mean it would seem to weird when Homer got a computer. Do you remember those episodes?
[01:01:46] Yeah, I mean that was a funny episode when Homer's like dragging the computer behind his car and he's like Lisa look who got a
[01:01:54] Yeah, there's a lot of good lines in that one. We go. I believe he had a pod
[01:01:58] He's like this is the computer the astronauts used to do their taxes. I mean anybody can podcast
[01:02:06] No, there's gonna be one where Marge has a podcast
[01:02:08] Probably there's probably already been a podcast episode there has to have been yeah, probably
[01:02:14] Was it Homer buried Alina Dunham for a while?
[01:02:18] Yeah, Lena Dunham put pebbles in Lisa's pussy in Maggie's pussy
[01:02:29] The Simpson Sunday guest starring Ben Shapiro
[01:02:33] Milhouse you're not gay its women's fault
[01:02:43] Lisa did you know that Ben Shapiro said I could fuck you he's the same height as
[01:02:57] Yeah, damn. Yeah fuck the Simpsons now. I guess I want to give us jobs. We'll write for you guys
[01:03:03] Yeah, hey, I would love this just give come town the same please actually they should give us mad TV
[01:03:08] I don't know why they said they know but I mean it yeah, well I got it. They rebooted mad TV and they did yeah
[01:03:13] But no way watch it was it yeah, wait where it was already gone. It's gone. It's been rebooted in all already
[01:03:20] Oh, yeah, I think it was on like CW or whatever their shit. Yeah some random shit. That was Fox
[01:03:29] Yeah, they didn't do any racism. They had no retarded characters. Yeah, they didn't do any but gay
[01:03:36] Which is where they shine the president but most like tame character on mad TV was the Java man the guy who loved coffee
[01:03:45] Oh, yeah, and that was the dumbest sketch on that show
[01:03:48] 100% anything that was like all right, we're gonna have Alex Borsding make fun of Chinese women best
[01:03:59] Perfect comedy right. Do it incredible. Yeah, just a terrorizing get a retarded sort of
[01:04:05] Yeah, you know is one that wasn't mean it was funny was
[01:04:09] Was like that character that said Midwestern woman that just goes huh?
[01:04:12] I don't remember that one. No, I never was good
[01:04:18] That no, no, it's no Collins. She's good. Oh, Collins is hilarious great on Parks and Rec too
[01:04:24] But everybody that was on mad TV was a super talented. Yeah, yeah, they had the best cat he and peel were on like the last couple
[01:04:33] Hands down one of the best sketch shows that there ever was and I don't know why people shit on it
[01:04:38] It's better than SNL much better than SNL for sure. I don't like this and I want to give us jobs
[01:04:53] Liberal account on Twitter that were like there should be a rule that
[01:04:57] SNL gets to air six hours after Trump says anything
[01:05:00] Oh, it's mandatory that a new SNL is that like what gets these people through their week. Yes, come on Joe's fucking
[01:05:08] Amazon is good. Yeah, that was a tough one. Everyone got really mad. I didn't see that
[01:05:13] You just talk about how Amazon is good and like New York won the lottery by getting Amazon basically
[01:05:18] He's like that. Oh, yeah, I did see that
[01:05:24] He's part of the thing. He's part of GE basically
[01:05:28] Yeah, whatever. I mean it just does suck though Amazon. I'm mad Amazon's come and do fuck
[01:05:36] I wanted to buy something you think it's cool. Yeah, it's like a New York
[01:05:43] Yeah, now you get to know what it's like to live in Brooklyn
[01:05:46] No, I wanted to buy something in Queens of you know, hopefully that's never gonna happen. Look me and Adam can't leave Brooklyn
[01:05:51] All right, we can't hear we love it since we came over. Yeah
[01:06:05] Why you don't order from Amazon I have I've stopped we should we should like
[01:06:13] Uptake an Amazon ordering for me. Yeah, yeah
[01:06:16] Yeah, I don't think protesting Amazon by not buying shit on Amazon does anything. That's
[01:06:24] Boycodding is that you would you would just have to be naked living in a field. I mean, yeah, that is true
[01:06:31] It's like every fucking business is a piece of shit after they get a certain level
[01:06:36] I know it's hard because I was like I was trying to buy like gifts and I was like well
[01:06:39] I don't want to buy this like this video game from Amazon and then it's like okay. Let me go to what Walmart
[01:06:44] Like I don't know it's like the video game itself is probably
[01:06:48] Employee employing fucking people in China. Don't have any fucking water. Yeah, we're fucked. You're right. Fuck it. Amazon is good. I changed my
[01:06:59] Explain like you know, it's also like how long is that gonna last first of all?
[01:07:02] You don't want to do anything. Are you just prepared to never use Amazon again? Yeah, you're gonna you're gonna go down with the ship
[01:07:08] Are you? Yeah, that's good. What are you gonna go down on the ship?
[01:07:23] I think everyone's day doesn't understand the expression. Yeah, the captain must go down on the ship
[01:07:42] No, but you're not supposed to drink any water from like Nestle or anything like it's like you start going uh, it's like two
[01:07:51] No, no, they own a bunch of their the number one
[01:07:54] I thought I do whatever the fuck. I mean is trash though. Yeah, but I don't know
[01:07:59] That's like that's like not even as good as tap water. Yeah
[01:08:03] You're now listening to Adam's dreamer. I take aquafina. I pour it out. I put tap water in his
[01:08:13] We sit air out your water bottle opinions
[01:08:15] I like that one. I like they always get me when they say they have like ions and like magnets and stuff in the water
[01:08:22] I always like I only drink it if this got magnets in it. Yeah, that's right. Well, it's really they're stealing water
[01:08:29] And it's from from like the flint. Yeah, isn't that right? That's something going on. I agree with the art
[01:08:35] I've seen some stuff. I mean, there's a lot of a lot of environmental shit. They're doing wrong
[01:08:40] Yeah, everything's bad. We're fucked up for doing it
[01:08:44] They should have put the hand side in headquarters in flint, michigan. Yeah
[01:08:47] I would have just learned that word yesterday anthropogenic anthropogenic
[01:08:59] Not we were listening to this clip yesterday the girl the woman goes stops just looking up words
[01:09:06] About global warming she goes is it anthropogenic? I don't know I might be uh, but it just means is it man man?
[01:09:14] Originating in human activity. Yeah, so
[01:09:16] Correct anthropogenic, but it's a pretty good word. It is good
[01:09:20] It is good. I agree with that. I've been looking this whole podcast for a while. I say I was like, please get to the flint water thing
[01:09:26] I can get to the environmental thing from there and then I can say it
[01:09:31] How like how expensive would be just fix flint water? What would that cost?
[01:09:35] Billions and trillions of dollars. That's just that they should write off the whole city
[01:09:40] Wall it up. That's what we used to do. Yeah
[01:09:45] Like the billionaires they should just have to be like okay
[01:09:47] You don't want to pay taxes. All right. You have to fix one bridge or one water or one thing
[01:09:51] You like just fix one fucking thing and get your fucking dumb name then you're done good. Yes get your name on it
[01:09:58] We should privatize all of the highways
[01:10:01] That way it's it's incentivized for business owners to keep the highways
[01:10:05] We should privatize everything and then we it costs us money to drive. I think that
[01:10:12] Is a thing man prisons are a problem unless everything's a prison
[01:10:16] Oh my god, you can't make a point by yelling if you're yelling all the time
[01:10:20] Right you just incarcerate everybody everyone goes to prison everyone goes to prison. Okay. All right
[01:10:32] Yeah, a component of feudalism. I thought I thought about this now for about 10 seconds. No. Yeah. No, these are all horrible ideas
[01:10:38] You don't want the open field like some of the feud aspect of it
[01:10:41] What's the open field system just punch each other for a few others a word?
[01:10:45] There's a word that's granted land by the crown
[01:10:48] And then the Lord rents out the land to us at exorbitant prices that we'll never be able to pay off
[01:10:54] But then we get free use of the field to graze our sheep
[01:10:58] Now if we go to leave the field at any point the king can kill us but
[01:11:06] He can't evict us from the land unless he has good reason to do so
[01:11:10] Uh-huh, so but what if we can't pay the rent which we won't be able to yeah, you will be able to it's just whatever portion of it's just taxed
[01:11:17] So the amount of wool you get from the sheep certain amount of it goes to the lord
[01:11:21] And he gets the fuck it. This is what you want to bring back. Yeah, because you don't know how to no they open field system
[01:11:31] Well, I'm gonna give you a book deal feudalism sounds
[01:11:34] Neo reactionary it's like that's not really what I'm embracing here. Mm-hmm. Just the open field. Yeah open field sounds like like like a
[01:11:53] All right, well, let me listen we can keep going. Let me plug a couple of dates here. I also bonded you have anything you want to plug
[01:12:00] No, uh, december 22nd at the north bar. I'd love for people. Yeah, go see bony me doing some Chicago leather
[01:12:08] Premium go see bony. She's funny as shit. She's great. It's stand up the best
[01:12:14] You'll be an idiot if you want to see me in Chicago go see bony
[01:12:18] And then I will be if you're in fucking long island this friday motherfuckers. I will be at the cinema art center
[01:12:24] No, he will not yes. I will be able to be the cinema art center on long island is my canceled
[01:12:29] It's not canceled. It's at ninth. There's a really Joel thing some the guy at the shut up to max who booked the thing
[01:12:35] Oh, that's great. Yeah, I'm gonna post this. Don't let Adam look at it. I already saw it. Don't let him see it again
[01:12:40] Um and then in dc. I'll be at the dc draft house on the seventh and eighth
[01:12:45] Please buy those. Yeah, it's good. Bye tickets to that. It's gonna be awesome
[01:12:48] And then i'm coming to indianapolis on the 13th since an adi on the 14th columbus on the 15th
[01:12:54] Cleveland on the 16th go to stavi dot biz for ticks
[01:12:57] And then of course i'll be in l.a. On february 2nd and soon i'll be announcing the whole tour
[01:13:02] I'm gonna be all over the place in january pittsburgh buffalo phoenix
[01:13:07] Maybe albany maybe or to san for sure san diego maybe delaware
[01:13:12] So yeah, it's hard for it all these fucking places, but right now buy ticks to go see bony in chicago go see me and fucking
[01:13:27] No, go to vos rose.com too vos rose.com go to vos rose.com you fucking pieces of shit
[01:13:33] I wrote a couple jokes for that you'll see a couple of your boy
[01:13:36] Oh, uh, bobby kelly i wrote a couple for bobby
[01:13:41] Yeah, it's not none of zero a lot of my jokes were used fuck you nick none of his jokes were ever
[01:13:47] Who did you write any jokes for that friend for the vos rose? No. Yeah
[01:13:58] The currency bobby pizin yeah, I was here tinos and soda as promised
[01:14:04] I was busy at the Pulitzer prize awards winning every category. Whoa
[01:14:13] You know there's best writer and then best right
[01:14:21] I'm a rightress. Yeah, rightress directress. Yeah, it's a chinese. It's a chinese woman that serves people food
[01:14:42] Um, should you co-seath 20 moms second and fourth mondays all right bye bye bye