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[00:00:07] Your the nation's number one premiere destination for ordering sex with the young

[00:00:15] We actually have we don't have that domain which one com town.com probably not. No, we do have com.town

[00:00:21] That's a good one to have yeah

[00:00:23] We're here in the pad Nick bought Mario Party and

[00:00:31] Yeah, we got a switch and we got a Mario Party going a lot of people complaining about me playing red dead redemption

[00:00:36] Mm-hmm on the show and I hear you yeah, I saw all the people deleting their subscriptions

[00:00:42] I saw the feedback I got the emails

[00:00:44] You win I'll play Mario Party instead

[00:00:47] Yeah, and now if you guys were mad that only Nick was playing video games

[00:00:50] Guess what don't worry cuz now all three of us are playing Mario Party. We're all playing Mario Party now

[00:00:56] This is interesting. There's actually been 11 Mario parties really yeah

[00:01:00] This is the 11th Mario Party and if you play Mario Party 9 and then Mario Party 11 you get to play as the towers

[00:01:10] Muhammad bin set what the fuck was a safe file first you play Mario Party 9 you put that in the switch

[00:01:17] And then you unload it and then put in 11 and then you delete your save file for smash and then reload the save file

[00:01:23] I mean it plays the twin towers really yeah, that's pretty cool. Yeah

[00:01:29] What was it? What were the hijackers names?

[00:01:32] Muhammad ata ata ata ata that's a cool name who evolves into Muhammad ata-ba

[00:01:39] Yeah, Muhammad ata-ta

[00:01:46] I'm the fat little check this out you got special dice you can that's right and I'm rolling them right now

[00:01:52] So suck this fat hog so Monte the mole starts playing as Monte mole who looks surprisingly like a lot like

[00:01:59] Except for the two front teeth. Yeah, he's only got one front to thank you. Is that one? Yes

[00:02:04] Yeah, it's one tooth Adam Adam is we're playing a game for babies because Adam doesn't know how to count between one and two

[00:02:10] It's difficult for me. Oh, why are you guys got a special block bitch?

[00:02:16] Dude that roll it out of your head negative to ha ha ha you dumb bet bastard

[00:02:21] You dumb bastard. Oh now we're playing a game a mini game. Yep. So this is

[00:02:26] You have to look forward to the rest of look don't wake wiggler. That's a good game

[00:02:31] I hear but you think I got another one on the tip of my tongue. Oh fuzzy flight school help how apt yeah for 9-11

[00:02:40] We playing no, this is just practice. Oh what you got to move the shit around. Yeah, I

[00:02:46] Want to do buttons, dude. Yeah, I'm more of a button. Okay, so I thought this would be a good idea

[00:02:51] This is a horrible idea to destroy the show. Yeah, way more way more than red dead redemption

[00:02:57] All right, let's just play this we'll play this one mini game and then we'll get the work and then after that we log in

[00:03:04] We clock and we punch in the clock

[00:03:08] We start clock punching up in here punching the clock and we suck off the cock. It's getting the hot in here

[00:03:14] So I'm gonna take out my cock

[00:03:16] I am thinking that my car just a cool little

[00:03:22] My cock is fucking hot just so I'm up taking it out 50s guy and like

[00:03:29] Birmingham, Alabama, and he's just washing his dick and balls in the blacks on me

[00:03:33] That's hot today I tell you what I certainly is just scorching

[00:03:45] Just a fucking a family waiting in line

[00:03:48] Black family patiently waiting in line

[00:03:59] It just the sign says colored slash white penis

[00:04:13] Well, I tell you it is a score

[00:04:16] I

[00:04:18] What the fuck Adam press SL and SR bitch. Oh, we're waiting on you. I didn't realize sorry

[00:04:26] Yeah, I bet you didn't

[00:04:28] We're all fucking busy here. We don't finish if we don't finish this we can't punch in we can't we can't punch the clock in

[00:04:36] I love to have the jase. Hello. My name is jase X sundal

[00:04:40] Oh fuck god damn it. Yeah, no, this is this game sucks. This game sucks. Fuck this

[00:04:50] Shoots fucking gay dude. Yeah fuck you fuck

[00:04:55] Damn, I got one life left and my ass just got fucking obliterated fuck. Oh, I did Adams Gans. I won

[00:05:01] Yoshi all right. It's over the game. So we're

[00:05:04] This game sucks. What do you mean? I want no, it's over it clearly is a glitch in the controller. Yeah

[00:05:11] Yeah, but you know cuz the game is for babies. I got a

[00:05:17] God plus eight coins. Yeah, but you did man. I bet you know exactly how many coins you have I have 14 coins

[00:05:23] All right, this is over fuck you. Yeah, you clearly cheated you clearly programmed the box

[00:05:28] Yeah, that's what Adam does he programs box instead of smashing. Yeah, which is what me and he's like

[00:05:34] Oh, baby, you mind if I write a computer program

[00:05:40] Not gay dot exo has it going baby

[00:05:45] Oh fuck I should also say real quick before we get a cooking I was supposed to be in Indianapolis this Thursday India

[00:05:51] And I can't make it the India of the Midwest all seen from Indian that's right

[00:05:59] I was supposed to be doing a show exclusively for stretchy armed bald motherfuckers

[00:06:03] I can't make it had a death in the fam will still be in Columbus the next night this Friday

[00:06:09] We'll still be in Cincinnati on Saturday and Cleveland

[00:06:12] So sorry about that indie. I'm gonna make it up

[00:06:15] but

[00:06:16] Had some shit I've taken I gotta go fucking funeral on Thursday unfortunately, so

[00:06:19] Anyway, just wanted to clear that up. Everybody should have already gotten their refunds. We'll get them in three to five business days

[00:06:25] It's already been processed, but I give a problem holler at me and I will be there soon

[00:06:31] I'm also coming to Pittsburgh and Buffalo and all this other shit. Stavi dot. Biz the but the breakfast tour has kicked off

[00:06:38] Phoenix I'm there the 18th. Yes, la the second all these dates. Please go to stavi dot biz and

[00:06:43] And buy them shits for but yeah, I'm coming. I'm coming to cities and I'm sorry. I had to cancel Indianapolis

[00:06:49] So now Adam are you still playing this gay game dude? No, I'm not okay turn off just turn the TV off

[00:06:55] Why no I get to stop turn now. It's my turn. So yeah, maybe we get ship to keep playing actually now that I think

[00:07:02] Monte the mole baby the big big savage the Chinese looking rodent. Yeah plus one coin a suck me

[00:07:08] But I stay put which is nice. Yeah, this game sucks now. That's not my turn. I just decided yeah

[00:07:15] We're gonna see what happens on my turn

[00:07:19] Turn and then maybe be one more turn and then we know no no no turn off right after mine

[00:07:25] My man rolled six well his dice only he's got sixes and lose two coins on it. Oh, that's a pretty

[00:07:30] Wow, are you so twist stops wife? That's a pretty big dick with a bee the sexy bee. I'd love to fuck that bee

[00:07:36] Yeah, although her nose is a little too big, but that fucking caboose. Yeah, she that bitches round bro

[00:07:43] This one pays for itself the coinato. You know, I was having a conversation yesterday

[00:07:48] What are your fellow's thoughts on?

[00:07:50] Invaginated nipples you ever hear such a thing is that the inside nipples it is I kind of every once in a while

[00:07:56] I do like those as a change of pace. It's like what's going. What are you doing in there?

[00:07:59] I like a puffy inside nipples. Yeah, but it's gotta be puffy. They pop out like King Friday on

[00:08:05] Wait, what are they what are inside they didn't indent you know she's in a nipple like that?

[00:08:11] They're invaginated where the titty they're called in bad. Yeah inside titty the real inside titty with the ariola or yeah

[00:08:17] Yeah, I don't know it. You know how it usually comes out like a little like a tip of a little slim gym

[00:08:22] Mm-hmm those are dented in this you gotta get your gay ass picture taken. Oh

[00:08:27] This is Nick slap erosse

[00:08:29] I love you. This is what I do with my dick. Look at me damn dude. I'm in that pic. Yeah. Oh

[00:08:34] You just slap each other then take fucking pictures. All right. Let's play this one real quick

[00:08:43] We're done though. Yeah after this game for sure after this game. We're fucking done

[00:08:47] Whoo, Yoshi, right in the front

[00:08:51] What can I say the camera loves man camera loves this hard-ass dick actually damn look at me

[00:08:57] Look at you just fuck. I'm looking at my picture taken me to fuck you. We're not even playing

[00:09:02] Adam you dumb bitch press SNL ln or I didn't realize we were playing sorry after this were done though for everyone wondering

[00:09:11] fuck what I

[00:09:14] Knew this guy that was like

[00:09:17] You go hang out at his his place like in yeah, I'm right in the front you fucking idiots

[00:09:23] In my dick when we were in our life on my late teens or whatever

[00:09:26] Uh-huh and what would happen then I would get like drunk and play Mario Party and like the basement or whatever

[00:09:35] I remember like turning like 21. I mean just want yeah, no, I was like 19

[00:09:39] I guess I'd moved away and it was like okay. This is you can't keep doing this forever. This is fucking

[00:09:47] And now I'm still now I'm 30 yeah

[00:09:49] Yeah, well doing it

[00:09:50] But now I'm just spending my money instead of his parents right and also wasting other people like the people

[00:09:56] Oh, yeah

[00:10:00] Fuck I'm wasn't even in that one at all turns it into a job term

[00:10:06] A hard job that I get tired of doing

[00:10:11] All right, you gotta fucking stop doing this now that I won since I won it's time to

[00:10:17] Yeah, it's about the way it goes bitch. I'm on team. Oh, what's your biggest the fattest the cutest actually bitch

[00:10:23] You're Wario. He's fatter than Monty. No, he isn't yes

[00:10:28] If you took Wario's oh, hold on. I'm not a fat. I'm not I'm fucking if what was that we go tweet you had athletic

[00:10:35] I'm a natural athlete. I've always been a natural athlete

[00:10:40] Which you know, I know you're mocking fat Italians, but I am a natural

[00:10:44] I as you do also say that it's like a Mediterranean thing. It is it truly morbidly obese

[00:10:50] Completely I should

[00:10:52] Heart attack

[00:10:54] Because of the dick pills not because held together with scar tissue and blood

[00:11:02] That's right, yeah, don't forget wing stop me. I love taking dick pills. Yeah, yeah, we don't even have a read

[00:11:10] I was gonna say I didn't think we had them this month. Nope. Yep, none this month

[00:11:16] Yeah, listen, we love taking all kinds of dick pills actually so fuck you take that you mother fuckers

[00:11:21] Pay if you want us to say your name bitch

[00:11:25] Except thank you for also, you know, whatever. Yeah, right

[00:11:30] You turn it off minutes in beer. Yeah, we should turn this off. I can't I'm I'm not as talented as you guys at talking and playing at the same time

[00:11:37] Yeah, or

[00:11:38] Get a verse like that. So which should I get tennis? Oh, I love that shit. Oh

[00:11:44] Mario tennis

[00:11:47] Looking through Amazon for things to purchase for the Nintendo Wii and then we'll just talk about them on the show you think we're

[00:12:00] I have a nice fucking switch. I just got smashed to yeah, and I can't wait

[00:12:04] I haven't played it yet because I've been you know busy. I've been traveling shots out there when they came at the DC to that

[00:12:09] Show fucking rocked. Yeah, we already mentioned that I think didn't we know we just I think we talked about it before the show

[00:12:16] It was fucking tight

[00:12:19] But now alas back to reality back to this fucking job

[00:12:25] Mmm punch in the fuck. We watch saving private Ryan again. Oh, yeah, what's I did? Were you rooting for?

[00:12:35] The here not the Waffen SS, but the German soldiers who were just in the regular conscripted on regular

[00:12:41] Because they were just caught up in the wrong that shit does suck. Yeah

[00:12:44] Well, no, I think I really only a real villain in the movie is the Jewish character

[00:12:49] The wind

[00:12:52] I was not a coward

[00:12:55] He's the guy that can't that can't fight no those guys not Jewish. Oh

[00:13:01] The Brooklyn guy is Jewish no

[00:13:04] Adam Goldberg plays the Jewish character. Yeah, who gets stabbed by the Nazi? Oh

[00:13:11] Cuz they he saves him right now. I don't get a guy doesn't say them the other guy

[00:13:14] He just hears him being stabbed upstairs and doesn't go home

[00:13:17] Yeah, it's in the hallway and what well that's fucked up dude is an allegory for how the Western world

[00:13:24] Failed to act and didn't save their Jewish friends in that makes that is true

[00:13:28] They did sit on their hands for quite a long time. Yeah FDR. Dude that motherfucker was shady

[00:13:34] You know how Bush you know how Bush did 9-11 FDR did Pearl Harbor. You think so? Yeah?

[00:13:39] Yeah, FDR definitely is an excuse to lock up sit out. Yep

[00:13:44] So jealous how they fucking flexed their how high they could kick with their karate

[00:13:49] Mm-hmm. You think a man in a fucking wheelchair wants to see that all time. Yeah, he's a total hater

[00:13:54] He doesn't so guess what every fucking Chinese and Japanese motherfucker

[00:13:59] Mm-hmm getting to these fucking camps Chinese dirty knees look at these don't touch these

[00:14:04] Mm-hmm Chinese Japanese dirty knees dirty knees look at these look at these yeah, and it was like you made you made

[00:14:12] You make like a titty don't touch these don't touch these definitely had a problem because you had a grabbing problem

[00:14:19] Not even there's no rhyme involved the women just tell told me just don't touch these we can't get a garden frowning like Nick

[00:14:27] Stop touching their pussy

[00:14:29] A baby with a hard-ass dick frowning no

[00:14:42] This and then okay, you can touch it, but what do we say about sharing?

[00:14:47] Okay, you have to let all the other little boys touch a girl's pussy when you touch it

[00:14:51] That would be fucked up if that's how sex worked. Yeah

[00:14:55] Like I fuck well, that's probably how it happens a lot of the times I fuck someone and then sex

[00:15:00] Well, we we yeah, we fuck them you guys get them after me. I'm a sexy no. I'm a sex worker. Yes

[00:15:07] Work and I have sex I work that pussy over. I'm a sex worker. I spent all my day in the sex factory

[00:15:19] I love Lucy that I love Lucy chocolate scene, but it's me eating too many pussy Lucy

[00:15:23] Why are you covered in

[00:15:33] As a real time bitch. Who lives next?

[00:15:39] At the door

[00:15:45] See good

[00:15:45] IT

[00:15:48] If you tried watching that show before you tried to watch some pieces

[00:15:52] She's really annoying. Yeah, no, it's not I didn't like how annoying

[00:15:56] That's like all this shit. They're like one of the greatest shows of all time. It's like bitch. There were four shows

[00:16:01] Yeah, right right. Yeah, I'm sure it was better than guess the number

[00:16:07] Journalist

[00:16:09] Brock Maya the 15th

[00:16:11] We'll be competing against Rosemary Clooney and guess that number that literally is dealer

[00:16:17] No deal

[00:16:20] This people opening briefcases with them right off national report George Maya steam. Thanks for joining us

[00:16:31] Crowd there was there was a fucking show that was guess who's lying. Yeah, what was that shit call? Yeah?

[00:16:36] Yeah, yeah, yeah, some guy just pretended to be something he wasn't because a man who needs no introduction

[00:16:41] Bruce chain Smith a long

[00:16:51] Confirmed bachelor

[00:16:57] He just can't put the ladies away can you Georgie good afternoon

[00:17:01] Georgie boy, Georgie when you're gonna settle down when I get tired of dancing

[00:17:16] Pretty sky

[00:17:18] Gorgeous, he's wearing he works out blush. Yeah, okay today's top question a parabola rouser Martin Luther King

[00:17:33] Wait

[00:17:35] 60s no, that sounds more like a fucking 40s or 50s show. Well, I don't know whenever I love Lucy. Yeah, yeah, that's the 50s

[00:17:54] An ape on television

[00:17:57] I guess that did happen. Yeah probably yeah probably King of the jungle. Yeah King King what?

[00:18:03] Oh

[00:18:05] Shit, yeah, they got it. They got what they got they got Trump brothers at

[00:18:10] Atlantic terminal great. Let's do it. Let's skip our show and go to the best buy at Atlantic

[00:18:16] Terminal tell you what I'll hit over the best Bible you guys get the show started

[00:18:20] I'll go get this the game and bring it back here and play it. Okay, okay, and then when the show's over you guys

[00:18:27] Let me know this sounds like a good plan

[00:18:29] It's still coming

[00:18:33] Should we start or what

[00:18:39] Lucy Desi definitely fucked around

[00:18:46] What like Desi fuck his wife or is this guy a closet

[00:18:49] That's good. Yeah, I like that Desi also a type of a yeah, DZR word instead of Desi Arnaz I

[00:19:00] Found like some sort of Puerto Rican

[00:19:02] He's Cuban

[00:19:13] And here we go to plus two equals four

[00:19:17] Lucy you've got some explaining

[00:19:20] Truth

[00:19:31] Rick

[00:19:34] Just like I love Lucy I love Michael

[00:19:44] just

[00:19:47] I love Mr. Lamp. I love couch.

[00:19:53] Just at playing music horrifically.

[00:19:56] Just leading the band completely.

[00:19:58] He's in a band.

[00:19:59] He's the band leader.

[00:20:00] Yeah, yeah.

[00:20:01] He plays triangle in the Kazoo All-Stars.

[00:20:06] That's your word, everyone.

[00:20:09] It's just him going home.

[00:20:10] The Kazoo R-Star is.

[00:20:11] He's coming home from work like he's just all tired.

[00:20:13] He comes to the door and then just takes his helmet off

[00:20:15] and throws it on the couch.

[00:20:17] Yeah.

[00:20:18] Oh.

[00:20:21] It's so funny that Twitter account

[00:20:22] that was like, come town character generator.

[00:20:24] Oh yeah.

[00:20:25] Retard Desiard.

[00:20:27] He was really, I mean, question.

[00:20:30] It's definitely on the level.

[00:20:31] Just roll with some of them on there.

[00:20:33] Cause it's like.

[00:20:34] Some of them are good.

[00:20:34] Some of them are, I could do,

[00:20:36] it's been a lot of time with.

[00:20:37] Yeah, absolutely.

[00:20:38] Some of them look fun.

[00:20:39] Yeah.

[00:20:40] Retarded wharf.

[00:20:41] Yeah.

[00:20:42] It was that on there?

[00:20:42] That was on there.

[00:20:43] Oh, that's great.

[00:20:44] Irish Sesame Street.

[00:20:46] I like Irish Sesame Street.

[00:20:47] Yeah.

[00:20:50] We should just have a wheel, you know,

[00:20:52] of like two different things,

[00:20:53] spin the wheel and then try to do it.

[00:20:57] Yeah.

[00:20:58] That should be our TV show.

[00:20:59] People think just because you can identify

[00:21:02] how a system works,

[00:21:03] that means that the system is bad.

[00:21:05] You know.

[00:21:06] What do you mean?

[00:21:07] What, the us.

[00:21:08] He's talking about us.

[00:21:10] He means that person.

[00:21:11] I mean, I don't think that's what we're about.

[00:21:13] It's all building blocks.

[00:21:15] Mm-hmm.

[00:21:17] Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.

[00:21:18] So yeah, you figured out the fundamentals of the show.

[00:21:21] How hard do you think it would be

[00:21:22] to get a lady in the 50s to cheat on her husband?

[00:21:24] Very easy.

[00:21:25] They did it all the time.

[00:21:26] Did you ever see that show,

[00:21:27] Revolutionary Road?

[00:21:28] Then don't you get like,

[00:21:29] Revolutionary Road?

[00:21:30] Revolutionary Road?

[00:21:31] Yeah, it's not good.

[00:21:33] It's not good.

[00:21:34] But yeah, it's all about how like,

[00:21:36] you know, the man waits to work

[00:21:37] and then the women were like.

[00:21:38] Is it based on a book?

[00:21:39] Prisoner is in horny.

[00:21:40] Is it based on a book?

[00:21:42] It seems like it.

[00:21:43] It's one of those movies that seems like it was based

[00:21:45] on a book that was probably good,

[00:21:46] but the movie sucked ass.

[00:21:48] Yeah.

[00:21:48] Actually, no, it is based on a book

[00:21:51] because someone, a friend of mine, read it and said.

[00:21:54] Wait, is that the one Tom Hanks is in?

[00:21:56] No, that's wrote the perdition.

[00:21:57] That is a friend of mine, Reddit.

[00:21:59] Thank you.

[00:22:00] And said that there's this one character

[00:22:01] that's gonna get nominated for Best Supporting Actor

[00:22:03] before they even put it in development.

[00:22:06] And then that was a Michael Pick or Michael Sheen character.

[00:22:09] Yeah.

[00:22:10] Who's only in that one scene,

[00:22:10] but everybody's sitting around in the house

[00:22:13] having gay sex with each other.

[00:22:14] Yeah, yeah.

[00:22:15] Not realizing that it's madness.

[00:22:18] Yeah.

[00:22:18] I'm crazy because I have gay sex.

[00:22:20] Yeah.

[00:22:21] What was his deal?

[00:22:22] He was good at math.

[00:22:23] And then he went crazy.

[00:22:24] He was put up in the hospital for having gay sex.

[00:22:26] Yeah.

[00:22:28] That is what happened to that.

[00:22:29] He said here in a research lab all day long

[00:22:31] when I could be out having gay sex in bathrooms

[00:22:33] on the New Jersey Turnpike.

[00:22:35] That's literally what happened to that code breaking guy.

[00:22:37] Yeah.

[00:22:38] The like invented computer phone.

[00:22:39] John, they're gay.

[00:22:40] He got arrested when he was running.

[00:22:40] Oh, not him.

[00:22:41] He was another gay guy.

[00:22:42] John Nash. Yeah.

[00:22:43] No, no, the code breaker, the...

[00:22:45] Turnp, no, turnp, turnp.

[00:22:46] Turnp, turnp, turnp.

[00:22:47] Yeah.

[00:22:48] They cut his cock off.

[00:22:48] They erased him from history.

[00:22:50] They have chemically castrated.

[00:22:51] They cut his cock off and then they gave him tits.

[00:22:53] Yeah.

[00:22:54] As a punishment.

[00:22:55] Like he ran.

[00:22:56] Yeah.

[00:22:57] Yeah.

[00:22:58] He just fucked up.

[00:22:59] He just fucked up.

[00:23:00] They turned you into a girl of your gay.

[00:23:01] And if they found out you were doing karate,

[00:23:02] they'd fucking surgically tape your eyes.

[00:23:04] Make it shiny.

[00:23:05] You fucked me with your bowl haircut and shit.

[00:23:09] Yeah.

[00:23:10] Yeah.

[00:23:11] Do you think they...

[00:23:12] Was it just Japanese and internment camps or did they

[00:23:15] raciously like get some Koreans to?

[00:23:16] Oh, there had to have been a couple of Japanese.

[00:23:17] Yeah, some mistakes.

[00:23:18] Yeah.

[00:23:19] Yeah.

[00:23:20] Yeah.

[00:23:21] There's no way...

[00:23:22] I'm telling you, you got the wrong guy.

[00:23:24] You got the wrong guy.

[00:23:28] There's no way they just did that correctly in the fucking 40s.

[00:23:31] Like, yeah.

[00:23:32] Yeah, that was not done like delicately.

[00:23:34] It wasn't really good.

[00:23:36] Damn.

[00:23:37] Yeah.

[00:23:38] Yeah.

[00:23:39] And what's his first...

[00:23:40] He's just some poor Chinese guy that was like, you know what?

[00:23:41] Today's the day I try sushi.

[00:23:43] And they're running around and everything.

[00:23:46] They just kick down the door of the restaurant.

[00:23:49] He's like, no, I live in Chinatown.

[00:23:51] I just come, I want to do something different.

[00:23:54] It's been General Souls every day for 35 years.

[00:23:58] It is literally General Tso.

[00:24:01] Yeah.

[00:24:02] Yeah.

[00:24:03] Shuts out to the Jenny.

[00:24:04] I think General Tso is actually like a Jewish guy, right?

[00:24:06] No.

[00:24:07] Like it's an American.

[00:24:08] Nice try.

[00:24:09] You saw that document?

[00:24:10] You saw the document.

[00:24:11] What is, what's the truth behind it?

[00:24:13] Just some random fucking Chinese guy made it.

[00:24:15] Yeah.

[00:24:16] Well, there isn't any General Tso.

[00:24:18] There's no General Tso.

[00:24:19] It's actually, if you listen to them say it, they're saying, Janitor's Chicken.

[00:24:22] Mm-hmm.

[00:24:23] Oh, Janitor's Chicken.

[00:24:24] Oh, Janitor's Chicken.

[00:24:25] So, Janitor's Chicken.

[00:24:26] Oh, Janitor's Chicken.

[00:24:27] So, Janitor's Chicken.

[00:24:28] So, Janitor's Chicken.

[00:24:29] And listen to them say it.

[00:24:31] Listen to me.

[00:24:32] They have never won.

[00:24:33] Yeah.

[00:24:34] So, never, ever heard a Chinese person say, General Tso is Chicken.

[00:24:37] That's right.

[00:24:38] Oh, Janitor's Chicken?

[00:24:39] They're making you eat rooster cocks.

[00:24:41] Yeah.

[00:24:42] Yeah.

[00:24:43] That's what a Chinese man's penis looks like.

[00:24:45] Really?

[00:24:46] Wow.

[00:24:47] Like a General Tso's Chicken.

[00:24:48] They spread the rumor that it was small.

[00:24:49] When the truth is, it's actually delicious.

[00:24:51] Delicious little nuggets.

[00:24:52] Right, because they don't want us eating their cocks.

[00:24:55] So, oh, and when they have too many guys in China, they chopped their cocks on just that

[00:25:00] one here.

[00:25:01] China found out that they have these abnormally delicious cocks.

[00:25:04] Wow.

[00:25:05] And then, like Westerners, you know, they were building boats to go all over the world eating

[00:25:08] anything that didn't taste like dirt.

[00:25:10] Right.

[00:25:11] And they're like, go to heaven, Matthew.

[00:25:13] Eat this Chinaman's balls.

[00:25:15] Like them.

[00:25:16] It's delicious.

[00:25:17] All it pandi express.

[00:25:19] And the Chinese started the rumor that they're dicks or small instead of knowing they don't

[00:25:26] look at them.

[00:25:27] They're glorious penises.

[00:25:29] And they're bad if there's too many pieces of broccoli.

[00:25:32] That's why they censored on Asian pornography.

[00:25:34] Yeah.

[00:25:35] They're like, yeah.

[00:25:37] They cannot find out that it's actually delicious pieces of chicken.

[00:25:44] They're just a little frad to chicken a dick.

[00:25:48] And the sticky sweet sauce.

[00:25:51] Yeah.

[00:25:52] Yeah, they come honey glaze.

[00:25:54] Yeah, they're so oh, so the sauce is always on there.

[00:25:58] Oh, this is like six or seven stacked up nuggets.

[00:26:03] They're naturally pretty.

[00:26:04] With the cocks sauce, though.

[00:26:05] Yeah.

[00:26:06] I'll tell you what?

[00:26:07] What's that?

[00:26:08] Never mind.

[00:26:09] I'll tell you in four minutes.

[00:26:10] Yeah.

[00:26:11] I can't wait.

[00:26:13] Damn.

[00:26:14] That would be awesome.

[00:26:15] I would 100% smash brothers.

[00:26:19] Super black people.

[00:26:21] Super black.

[00:26:22] Okay.

[00:26:23] Yep.

[00:26:24] Let's hear you out.

[00:26:25] And what do you think?

[00:26:26] Is that just the end of the floor?

[00:26:27] You're the floor.

[00:26:28] Or black people.

[00:26:29] Melee.

[00:26:30] It's just black Friday videos.

[00:26:35] I'm going to go to the bookstore here.

[00:26:37] Apparently this was the biggest black Friday of all motherfucking time.

[00:26:40] Really?

[00:26:41] I would have assumed not because people shop online now.

[00:26:44] But I think online counting for.

[00:26:46] Counting for online.

[00:26:47] Yeah.

[00:26:48] Well, that makes sense then.

[00:26:49] Yeah.

[00:26:50] Let me ask you this.

[00:26:51] Do they ever get around to counting the crows?

[00:26:53] Right.

[00:26:54] You know, I was just talking about this last night with Dasha.

[00:26:57] Because I always thought it was county crows.

[00:26:59] The county crows?

[00:27:00] Like, like there was a county with a lot of crows in it.

[00:27:03] Then I found I was counting crows.

[00:27:05] And I was like, that's a way worse than it.

[00:27:08] Mr. Jones is dick.

[00:27:10] Mr. Jones penis.

[00:27:12] Face

[00:27:06] Tastes good.

[00:27:13] Really good.

[00:27:14] I want to suck his penis.

[00:27:20] And get fucked by it.

[00:27:23] I'm Mr. Gasex.

[00:27:26] Oh, is that the killers?

[00:27:30] That's Mr. Brightside.

[00:27:31] You can't don't.

[00:27:32] Why are you going to own the joy?

[00:27:34] No, they rip off.

[00:27:36] Let her join.

[00:27:37] That's okay.

[00:27:38] And she was sucking my dick and we're calling my ass.

[00:27:45] And my dick is real small.

[00:27:47] And I'm fucking gay.

[00:27:48] I'm fucking gay.

[00:27:49] It was only a dick.

[00:27:51] It was only a dick.

[00:27:53] It was only a dick.

[00:27:55] It was only a dick.

[00:27:57] And he's fucking my ass.

[00:28:00] I'm sucking his tits and I'm fucking my dad.

[00:28:05] I'm gay.

[00:28:06] I'll never be straight again.

[00:28:10] Man, this penis hurts my ass.

[00:28:13] I just want to come my pants.

[00:28:16] I am fucking gay.

[00:28:19] I'm Mr. Gasex.

[00:28:22] I'm Mr. Gasex.

[00:28:23] Come on, Adam.

[00:28:24] I thought Brightside gay guy.

[00:28:26] No, man.

[00:28:27] I'm Mr. Gasex.

[00:28:29] I'm Mr. Gasex.

[00:28:30] It's over now.

[00:28:31] It's not fun.

[00:28:32] But anyway, I think it's fucked up.

[00:28:34] You guys shouldn't make fun of that band because they're the band of my city.

[00:28:37] Las Vegas, Nevada.

[00:28:38] Aren't they Mormon?

[00:28:40] The lead singer is, I think, Mormon.

[00:28:44] Damnit, Panic.

[00:28:45] Yay!

[00:28:46] You have to please show respect to Panic at the desk.

[00:28:49] Panic where the dicks go.

[00:28:51] Why are you just sucking a bunch of dicks?

[00:28:54] That's much of that guy from Panic where the dicks go.

[00:28:58] I don't know, Panic at the desk.

[00:29:02] I don't know if Panic at the desk.

[00:29:04] This is the one.

[00:29:05] Sugar with God damn door.

[00:29:07] Sugar with sucking off penis.

[00:29:09] No, that's a...

[00:29:10] No, I'm having fucking gay.

[00:29:12] Sucking on a fucking penis.

[00:29:16] That's a...

[00:29:17] It goes right into my eyes.

[00:29:19] What do you call it?

[00:29:20] Sucking on a dick.

[00:29:21] Keep the wits.

[00:29:22] What's happening?

[00:29:23] I am gay.

[00:29:26] Fuck me.

[00:29:29] Take it to this Donkey Kong country game.

[00:29:32] Yes.

[00:29:33] Get them all.

[00:29:34] Goodbye.

[00:29:35] Get every video game if your dick is big.

[00:29:37] Purchase every single goddamn one now.

[00:29:41] I haven't heard anything about Donkey Kong, but it's probably fun.

[00:29:48] The Switch is some good shit, man.

[00:29:50] I'm a big motherfucking fan of the damn Switch.

[00:29:55] I want to buy a big-ass TV from just my room now.

[00:29:59] That's what I did.

[00:30:00] I know I got jealous.

[00:30:03] But I want a swinging-ass wall mount.

[00:30:06] I want to swing that shit around.

[00:30:08] I think that looks tacky.

[00:30:09] Yeah, but I don't give a fuck, bro.

[00:30:11] I also don't have the kind of space you have to play with.

[00:30:14] It looks like a dentist's office.

[00:30:16] Yeah.

[00:30:17] I'm about to root canal that pussy.

[00:30:19] That's what I'll tell the girls.

[00:30:20] Maybe I'll get a dental chair, too.

[00:30:23] You're about to fuck girls and then watch gay porn on your TV.

[00:30:26] Yeah, just stay hard.

[00:30:27] Not, yeah.

[00:30:28] Don't worry about what's on the TV.

[00:30:30] Yeah, I'm fucking a cardboard boxes.

[00:30:32] What's that?

[00:30:33] This shit for the Switch since like cardboard boxes.

[00:30:36] I don't know.

[00:30:37] It's some shit that they can build shit or something.

[00:30:39] It's like circuits, I think, or some shit.

[00:30:41] Trash?

[00:30:42] Yeah, it's like you build controllers, I think.

[00:30:45] Or like a robot exoskeleton out of cardboard or some shit like that.

[00:30:49] Why?

[00:30:50] I think so.

[00:30:51] You got this pro controller?

[00:30:53] I got a knockoff.

[00:30:54] I didn't pay $60.

[00:30:55] What's the pro controller for?

[00:30:57] Just like, it feels more substantial in your hand.

[00:31:00] For playing what?

[00:31:01] Smash?

[00:31:02] Smash?

[00:31:03] Mario Kart?

[00:31:04] Mario Tennis?

[00:31:05] Whatever you want.

[00:31:06] Do they have sports games on Switch?

[00:31:07] You play like 2K on Switch?

[00:31:09] Fuck that, dude.

[00:31:10] Switch your multi-platform.

[00:31:12] I'm on Switch of all.

[00:31:13] I got every motherfucking setup.

[00:31:14] They have so many goddamn accessories for this.

[00:31:16] Look, this is the Pokeball.

[00:31:17] You throw it at the TV.

[00:31:19] Just break your TV.

[00:31:21] Yeah.

[00:31:22] Now I guess their strategy for this is just go like way too many accessories.

[00:31:27] Yeah, which is good.

[00:31:28] I'll buy whatever.

[00:31:29] I'll buy whatever.

[00:31:30] I used to have all the accessories for NES, dude.

[00:31:33] I had the duck hunter gun.

[00:31:34] Do you have the power glove?

[00:31:35] I didn't have the power glove.

[00:31:36] I didn't need it.

[00:31:37] So I guess I just lost.

[00:31:38] But I did have the mouse for Mario Paint.

[00:31:41] I did too.

[00:31:42] Which was sick.

[00:31:43] I used to make beats on Mario Paint.

[00:31:45] You can make songs on there.

[00:31:47] I'm at a mom cake.

[00:31:52] Stuff like that.

[00:31:53] I just had to kind of beat you.

[00:31:54] Shout out to Mario Paint girl.

[00:31:55] Not about myself.

[00:31:56] One of the only people we support on.

[00:31:58] That's right.

[00:31:59] One of the only artists we support.

[00:32:02] Yeah.

[00:32:03] Her shit's great.

[00:32:04] I'm at a mom cake.

[00:32:07] Gavicase.

[00:32:08] I'm out of it.

[00:32:10] Gavicase.

[00:32:11] I'm out of it.

[00:32:12] I'm with you, Gavicase.

[00:32:13] I'm just at him wearing my...

[00:32:16] I'm like a tiny white girl.

[00:32:18] Seven year old Adam.

[00:32:19] And then like a just a tall, an extremely tall black woman comes up and grabs this cross.

[00:32:23] She goes, his penis is so small.

[00:32:25] He's like,

[00:32:26] Kevin Klein,

[00:32:27] Jelser Klein,

[00:32:28] I didn't take care of it.

[00:32:29] Just like black and white.

[00:32:33] Yeah.

[00:32:34] Six eight Caribbean woman.

[00:32:35] Yeah.

[00:32:36] He's deep so small.

[00:32:37] Gavicase.

[00:32:38] He's black and he's black.

[00:32:39] He's black and he's black.

[00:32:40] He's black and he's black and he's black and he's black and he's black and he's black.

[00:32:41] Topples but you can't see your titties.

[00:32:42] Yeah.

[00:32:43] The camera just see me in and out.

[00:32:44] That's a great commercial man.

[00:32:51] They should hire you to art direct.

[00:32:54] Yeah.

[00:32:55] Well I've been laughing.

[00:32:56] I'm going to start my own clothing line called Gasex Milan.

[00:32:59] Yeah.

[00:33:00] And it's just...

[00:33:01] I saw some of the first mock-ups.

[00:33:02] They look good.

[00:33:03] Yeah.

[00:33:04] It's just you know like women walking up and down a catwalk real quick, lights flashing,

[00:33:07] zooming in and out on the catwalk.

[00:33:09] And then just like a 40 year old man with like a $10,000 haircut and like you know fancy

[00:33:16] designer frames sitting like this you know with his legs crossed over completely in

[00:33:21] a chair at that far end of like a stage and he goes, Gasex Milan.

[00:33:26] This is all close for women too.

[00:33:29] Gasex Milan.

[00:33:31] I love it.

[00:33:34] I love it.

[00:33:36] Gasex.

[00:33:40] I've just been laughing about and I don't know if I've mentioned on the show I've told

[00:33:43] you guys about it before but Terminator but it's Arnold and he's like, come with me if

[00:33:48] you want to be gay.

[00:33:49] Come with me if I'm gay.

[00:33:50] Come with me if you want to be gay.

[00:33:52] Come with me if you want to be gay.

[00:33:53] Come with me if you want to be gay.

[00:33:54] If you want to have gay sex.

[00:33:55] Ooh God.

[00:33:57] Our brain is just cyber and it's a great team.

[00:34:00] It is a fucking machine.

[00:34:03] You can in the future you can not be gay.

[00:34:06] My brain is a T18 16 fleshlights.

[00:34:11] It is shaped like a man's ass though.

[00:34:13] Don't worry.

[00:34:14] I've been reprogrammed to give you a pleasure John Connor.

[00:34:18] This John Connor is like listen I'm just sending myself back in gay sex robot.

[00:34:24] We're going to die anyway.

[00:34:26] I might as well be gay shit.

[00:34:27] Get the fuck as much.

[00:34:28] Yeah yeah.

[00:34:29] Beautiful.

[00:34:30] I'm in the future your son finds out that he's gay.

[00:34:33] He sent me back in the press to explain it to him now.

[00:34:39] He's just crying.

[00:34:40] He's just trying to get his thing.

[00:34:43] He's a giant body.

[00:34:45] What was it?

[00:34:47] Was John Connor his own dad or something?

[00:34:50] No.

[00:34:51] No.

[00:34:52] He's not his own dad.

[00:34:53] The bodyguard from the first movie fuck Sarah Connor becomes his dad.

[00:34:56] Oh the twitchy guy.

[00:34:57] Yeah his friend is his dad.

[00:34:59] Oh right.

[00:35:00] That didn't make any fucking sound.

[00:35:02] That's tight.

[00:35:03] If one of you guys were mind that.

[00:35:04] They are both your dad.

[00:35:05] Well the fact that he's his own dad proves that like no matter what all of those events

[00:35:09] will happen.

[00:35:10] So no matter like what you know the movie is always somebody going back in time but then

[00:35:14] the shit still happens anyways because nothing ever changes.

[00:35:17] Unless he kills himself.

[00:35:18] Well you can't.

[00:35:19] Yeah.

[00:35:20] Maybe you should kill himself.

[00:35:21] The only Terminator I remember is the one with the German bitch that big titted Austrian

[00:35:27] gosh.

[00:35:30] Oh yeah.

[00:35:32] Christina.

[00:35:33] Oh.

[00:35:34] Richie.

[00:35:35] Christina Hendrix.

[00:35:36] No.

[00:35:37] No.

[00:35:38] It's Chris.

[00:35:39] Damn I want to.

[00:35:40] I want Christina Hendrix.

[00:35:41] Christina.

[00:35:42] Christina.

[00:35:43] Christina.

[00:35:44] Christina.

[00:35:45] Christina.

[00:35:46] Oh yeah.

[00:35:47] I definitely look.

[00:35:48] I love it.

[00:35:49] Which one was that T1?

[00:35:50] No.

[00:35:51] Yeah that was the weird one that it was like remember when all TVs were like fucked up like and everything

[00:35:55] horrible on TVs for a while.

[00:35:57] Oh.

[00:35:58] Do you know what I'm saying?

[00:36:01] Damn.

[00:36:02] Is that her?

[00:36:03] No.

[00:36:04] No that's fake.

[00:36:05] That's fake.

[00:36:06] We're looking at her titties.

[00:36:08] No this is her Terminator 3.

[00:36:10] That's cool.

[00:36:11] I'm in on that.

[00:36:12] You know what I was looking at yesterday?

[00:36:14] Oh hell yes.

[00:36:17] What's that?

[00:36:18] A man's penis.

[00:36:19] This pig.

[00:36:20] It may have inches from your face right before you were going to slide.

[00:36:23] Shut up.

[00:36:24] Shut up.

[00:36:25] Shut up.

[00:36:26] Shut up.

[00:36:27] Shut up.

[00:36:28] What am I afraid of?

[00:36:29] A watercolor painting of a man's penis.

[00:36:32] No it was an hour.

[00:36:33] No shut up.

[00:36:34] Please shut up.

[00:36:35] Please shut up.

[00:36:36] Please shut up.

[00:36:37] Please kiss his head and put it next to his bed.

[00:36:41] No that's not what I was looking at yesterday.

[00:36:47] What was it Adam?

[00:36:49] The picture of Amanda Seifried from The Fappening.

[00:36:52] Well I'll tell you what you can bet on with the E.S.I. and the Betya side of that comment.

[00:36:58] The number one premiere sports book with number one website that's ever existed.

[00:37:03] Betya side of that comment has been in business over 20 years.

[00:37:07] 25.

[00:37:08] Now winners sucking them off.

[00:37:10] Give them your head.

[00:37:11] If you woke up racist white black will shine.

[00:37:14] You're shocked.

[00:37:15] You're shocked at the website.

[00:37:16] You play a bet.

[00:37:17] Win baby.

[00:37:18] They got an easy to use mobile playing interface.

[00:37:21] The other one is an app.

[00:37:22] You download it on your phone.

[00:37:23] You can gamble anywhere.

[00:37:24] Oh yes.

[00:37:25] You can pretty much fucking gamble anywhere.

[00:37:27] You got the amount of the fuck you want.

[00:37:29] Men's bathrooms.

[00:37:30] Women's bathrooms.

[00:37:31] The gynecologist's office.

[00:37:32] The family bathroom.

[00:37:34] You know who's in there?

[00:37:35] Carl Winslow and Steve Erkel.

[00:37:37] That's right.

[00:37:38] That's what goes on in there.

[00:37:39] Or little league teams.

[00:37:41] Because sometimes the fam, you choose your own family.

[00:37:43] Just from the stall.

[00:37:44] Did I do that?

[00:37:46] Go home Steve.

[00:37:48] Did I make you come?

[00:37:50] Anyways, they're in there.

[00:37:52] Betting on bettheside.com.

[00:37:53] Bettheside offers live.

[00:37:55] Damn.

[00:37:56] Is that her tits for real?

[00:37:59] I think it is.

[00:38:00] Whoa.

[00:38:01] Let me see.

[00:38:02] No.

[00:38:03] I hate that game.

[00:38:04] In blood rain.

[00:38:05] Yeah.

[00:38:06] Her tits are in blood rain.

[00:38:07] Nice.

[00:38:08] Adam's not allowed to see any of these.

[00:38:10] Holy shit.

[00:38:11] What happened to this woman?

[00:38:12] Adam's only allowed to go to bettheside.com.

[00:38:15] And you try out their live in-game wagering.

[00:38:18] Yeah.

[00:38:19] Betts correctly.

[00:38:20] Maybe he can see these titties of this woman that was in that one terminator movie that

[00:38:25] sucked dick.

[00:38:26] But right now, which one?

[00:38:27] Absolutely not.

[00:38:29] Yeah.

[00:38:30] What else did they say?

[00:38:32] Sarah Connor was James Cameron's.

[00:38:33] By the way, if I told you motherfuckers, I told you motherfuckers take the Ravens and we almost beat

[00:38:39] the bitch ass chiefs.

[00:38:41] They covered so you would have won bitch.

[00:38:43] Almost.

[00:38:44] You know what?

[00:38:45] I'd say the problem was lack of defense.

[00:38:47] No, actually, actually, that's a defense wins championships.

[00:38:50] The defense wins championships.

[00:38:51] People heard it here first.

[00:38:53] Anyways, I always say that.

[00:38:55] Bettside offers odds on pretty much everything else.

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[00:39:09] And here's where we're going to be betting on this week.

[00:39:12] Yeah, the Ravens again.

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[00:39:20] You can bet as we we will Twitch stream us playing Mario Party.

[00:39:25] Ooh, that's good.

[00:39:26] With a rotating cast of characters, including Ian Fydance, Bonnie McFarland, Bill Burr,

[00:39:33] David Cross, Dave Chappelle, Billy Crystal, Billy Blackfish, Ted Danson, and Blackfish.

[00:39:39] Dick Gregory will be here.

[00:39:41] Dick Gregory will resurrect it.

[00:39:42] We'll be playing Mario Party.

[00:39:44] Yeah, what's all?

[00:39:46] Is he still on?

[00:39:47] Dick Benjamin.

[00:39:48] Oh, is that open for the Christmas?

[00:39:50] George Christmas.

[00:39:51] Up to that, Georgia Christmas.

[00:39:53] Becoming the best, the Georgia Christmas.

[00:39:57] Yeah, so Bette Si.

[00:40:02] Bette Si Si, no, we actually should do that.

[00:40:05] I agree.

[00:40:06] Yeah, play Mario Party set up.

[00:40:07] Mario Party, you can gamble on who's going to win with only 15% of the pot going to us.

[00:40:13] Yeah, you will gamble by giving it.

[00:40:20] Actually, it'll be through our Venmo.

[00:40:22] So, but send money to Stav 69 on Venmo.

[00:40:27] Here's how it works.

[00:40:28] You bet $20.

[00:40:29] Let's say you want, it's four of us playing.

[00:40:31] It's me, Adam, Stav, and Ian.

[00:40:32] And you think Stav's going to win it all.

[00:40:34] You can bet $20 on Stav.

[00:40:36] 15% of your bet, $15 goes to me and Adam and Stav.

[00:40:40] And five goes to the pot.

[00:40:43] And then someone else bets, you know, somebody says, oh, I think Ian's going to win.

[00:40:46] They spent $20.

[00:40:48] The 15 distributed to us, $555.

[00:40:50] The other five goes to the pot.

[00:40:52] Turns out Adam wins, no one bet on it.

[00:40:55] The additional $10.

[00:40:56] That goes right down.

[00:40:57] That goes right down directly.

[00:40:59] Yeah.

[00:41:00] I agree to that.

[00:41:02] That's right.

[00:41:03] And if it looks like actually we're losing whatever would be our favor.

[00:41:06] It's not a favor to shut off.

[00:41:11] And in that point, there's no refund.

[00:41:14] So listen, bet with us.

[00:41:16] But if you want to definitely be paid out, you bet with Bette Si, because they pay out winners.

[00:41:21] Or you could go to cometownmariopartybets.com.

[00:41:27] Or again, just donate, or not donate, but pay directly into my Venmo.

[00:41:32] And I'll make sure the money gets there.

[00:41:34] So yeah, if you don't know, we do a premium episode every week at patreon.com slash com

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[00:41:39] And if you sign up, you're guaranteed entry into the Mario Party sweepstakes, which are

[00:41:46] the details.

[00:41:47] Which is something that is real and we will do.

[00:41:49] Yeah.

[00:41:50] The details will be announced shortly.

[00:41:53] Just some of the details.

[00:41:56] The details will be announced.

[00:41:58] Adam's dick-ed Lee.

[00:41:59] Yeah.

[00:42:00] I love to love the Patrons where it's like, if I reach $100, I promise.

[00:42:03] I will draw myself as Knuckles.

[00:42:07] Yeah.

[00:42:08] Yeah.

[00:42:09] Yeah.

[00:42:10] Those are goals.

[00:42:11] I will clean out my garage.

[00:42:13] Yeah.

[00:42:14] What's the promo code?

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[00:42:37] I love it.

[00:42:38] You know, that's like getting, let you kiss the dice.

[00:42:40] Maybe you smell a little piece of that fine Vegas pussy.

[00:42:43] For you to lose any on the craps table.

[00:42:46] That's the secret.

[00:42:47] That's why Caesars are so good.

[00:42:49] There's a bunch of bitches that they just get.

[00:42:52] You get the fucks off the bitches.

[00:42:54] You get to touch the bitches casino.

[00:42:57] That was actually a casino where you get to touch the bitches.

[00:43:00] That was actually my father's job for sometimes.

[00:43:03] Yes, touching bitches.

[00:43:04] But being a dice pussy holder, he would suck the dice out of women's pussy with his ass.

[00:43:09] Yeah, that's just what it's like growing up in Vegas.

[00:43:12] Crazy, you know, it's crazy.

[00:43:14] Did you know, Siegfried and Roy?

[00:43:16] I knew their house.

[00:43:17] What about something for you?

[00:43:18] I knew where he was.

[00:43:19] Are you sure you didn't grow up in Mosgegas, which is Spanish for more gay guys, please?

[00:43:24] Well, yeah, where you're from?

[00:43:26] Are you sure?

[00:43:27] Mosgegas.

[00:43:28] I'm not sure.

[00:43:29] No.

[00:43:30] Yeah, I bet you're not.

[00:43:33] Well, let's get a casino comp up from before you play the tables as a rollover requirement,

[00:43:39] but it's free cash.

[00:43:40] Free motherfucking.

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[00:43:45] If you use promo code CUM120 up to $1,000, you're going to give you 60% bonus cash, which

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[00:44:00] Come 120.

[00:44:01] Let's start the fucking show.

[00:44:02] Let's start the month.

[00:44:03] Welcome to come town.

[00:44:05] I'm gay.

[00:44:06] Sorry.

[00:44:07] I'm gay.

[00:44:08] Sorry.

[00:44:09] I'm gay.

[00:44:10] Sorry.

[00:44:11] I'm gay.

[00:44:12] Sorry.

[00:44:13] I'm gay.

[00:44:14] Sorry.

[00:44:15] I'm gay.

[00:44:16] Sorry.

[00:44:17] I'm gay.

[00:44:18] Sorry.

[00:44:19] I'm gay.

[00:44:20] Sorry.

[00:44:21] I'm gay.

[00:44:22] Sorry.

[00:44:23] Sorry.

[00:44:24] I'm gay.

[00:44:25] Sorry.

[00:44:26] I'm gay.

[00:44:27] After you're gay.

[00:44:28] I'm gay.

[00:44:29] Sorry.

[00:44:30] I'm gay.

[00:44:31] I'm gay.

[00:44:32] Sorry.

[00:44:33] That's bad.

[00:44:34] I'm gay.

[00:44:35] Sorry.

[00:44:36] I'm gay.

[00:44:37] I'm gay.

[00:44:38] I'm gay.

[00:44:39] I'm gay.

[00:44:40] I'm gay.

[00:44:41] I'm gay.

[00:44:42] I'm gay.

[00:44:43] Hey, I'm gay.

[00:44:44] How are you?

[00:44:45] Hey, I'm gay.

[00:44:46] It's good.

[00:44:47] Let's do this.

[00:44:48] I'm gay.

[00:44:49] Why are you gay?

[00:44:50] You're a Greatest Man.

[00:44:51] Why are you demented?

[00:44:52] Free of the buildings.

[00:44:53] So does it look exactly like your dick?

[00:44:55] It does not look exactly like your dick.

[00:44:58] I think that guy's dick might be bigger than your dick.

[00:45:00] Actually, it's not.

[00:45:01] It's smaller.

[00:45:01] Thank you.

[00:45:02] No, Adam.

[00:45:03] Is that guy's dick the same size as stops?

[00:45:08] I actually would say that a stop stick is bigger than that guy's dick.

[00:45:10] Thank you.

[00:45:12] And I'm not being like, thank you.

[00:45:14] I'm just being honest.

[00:45:15] You're being an objective warrior for truth.

[00:45:17] I've seen your dick.

[00:45:18] Thanks, man.

[00:45:19] Your dick is surprisingly not as bad as you make it sound.

[00:45:21] Thanks, man.

[00:45:22] I keep the expectation.

[00:45:23] I'm not saying it's good.

[00:45:24] It's not good.

[00:45:25] But no, I really don't want to see this guy's dick anymore, man, honestly.

[00:45:29] Rick, sit now.

[00:45:31] We are free of the Froak's and Graps.

[00:45:34] Is that Boris Johnson?

[00:45:35] We are free of the Belgians and whoops.

[00:45:39] It's Grappers.

[00:45:41] Who did he send that to?

[00:45:44] I don't know, but what an awful dick to have.

[00:45:47] That's a bad dick.

[00:45:48] Yeah, that's a really rough dick.

[00:45:49] Yeah, at least my dick is smooth.

[00:45:53] See your dad's taking the divorce well.

[00:45:55] Why is he going to Willy pouch?

[00:45:57] I'm sorry to reply to this.

[00:45:59] What do you guys think?

[00:46:00] You're back on Twitter, huh?

[00:46:01] You're loving it.

[00:46:02] You're back in, dude.

[00:46:03] I am.

[00:46:04] You're posting for now.

[00:46:06] Bobby Kelly would like to FaceTime.

[00:46:10] I can't do it now.

[00:46:11] Sorry, Robert.

[00:46:12] FaceTime, I'm going to go into the pod, dude.

[00:46:16] Okay.

[00:46:17] We're doing come town, Bobby.

[00:46:19] Bobby, we're recording the show.

[00:46:22] Yeah.

[00:46:23] All that I get to coming on the show.

[00:46:27] Oh, you're always invited.

[00:46:28] Open invite.

[00:46:29] Yeah.

[00:46:30] Come to tomorrow.

[00:46:31] Tune your volume up.

[00:46:33] How you doing?

[00:46:34] Good.

[00:46:35] We were just looking at a guy's penis on the internet.

[00:46:38] It was really small.

[00:46:39] Yeah, I got a Dyson.

[00:46:40] Yeah.

[00:46:41] Man, that's my own heart.

[00:46:44] Yeah.

[00:46:45] Oh, I'm all about gear.

[00:46:46] Bobby, you're a tech guy.

[00:46:47] Bobby, what do you think?

[00:46:48] What do you think about this?

[00:46:50] We have both of you for breakfast.

[00:46:52] We have both of you for breakfast.

[00:46:55] We have both of you for breakfast.

[00:46:57] Now.

[00:46:58] Is that working?

[00:46:59] Can you see the man's penis that we were looking at?

[00:47:01] Can you see this guy's dick?

[00:47:02] Hey, what do you guys think about this?

[00:47:04] Oh, hey, Max.

[00:47:05] Is it his Bobby's?

[00:47:07] Yes, Bobby's.

[00:47:08] Hey, Max.

[00:47:09] What do you think about that?

[00:47:14] Merry Christmas, buddy.

[00:47:16] Yeah, that is adorable.

[00:47:18] Well.

[00:47:19] Oh, no, sorry.

[00:47:22] Max almost made his podcast debut on come time.

[00:47:24] Hey, Maxie.

[00:47:25] Bobby's face timing with with stars and his son just thinks he's taking a selfie.

[00:47:31] Hey, buddy.

[00:47:36] Good to see you.

[00:47:37] Wow, we've had a child on come town, guys.

[00:47:39] All right, well, tell the tell that baby we got to do our jobs.

[00:47:42] Yeah, he's done.

[00:47:45] He has with dog quality hat.

[00:47:47] Sorry.

[00:47:48] All right, I'll call you back soon, buddy.

[00:47:50] Bobby, come on the show.

[00:47:51] All right.

[00:47:52] Bye, dude.

[00:47:53] Hey, buddy.

[00:47:54] Oh, my beautiful father, Robert Kelly.

[00:47:57] Yeah.

[00:47:58] Yeah, but you guys are pretty jealous.

[00:48:00] Oh, who's just calling me?

[00:48:02] Barack Obama.

[00:48:03] Oh, I'm gay.

[00:48:05] Let me be clear.

[00:48:07] I'm Ryan.

[00:48:08] Shut and I'm gay.

[00:48:10] I'm a Barack Obama Obama.

[00:48:13] I'm recording the podcast.

[00:48:15] Who's calling me now the ghost of Senator John McCain?

[00:48:20] I just wanted to say I very disappointed that they're letting Muslims up here in heaven,

[00:48:28] which I fought for.

[00:48:30] Lost to use my arms fighting for heaven and to see it just go to shit like this.

[00:48:37] Frankly, quite disappointing.

[00:48:40] You think John McCain's mad Bush is just plowing Barbara in front of him in heaven?

[00:48:45] Just driving his wheelchair and to repose me.

[00:48:48] Yeah, they got that wheelchair fucking decked out with a little fucking dildos on each

[00:48:53] handle.

[00:48:54] You think it had just been the over he's driving the dildos in like a battering ram?

[00:48:58] You think in heaven, you go back to like the hottest vision of you or you're just like

[00:49:02] a chute dying gross.

[00:49:03] I think you get to choose.

[00:49:05] You get to choose?

[00:49:07] You get to switch back and forth.

[00:49:09] So actually you get to be a baby and you get to fuck women because you're like I'm an

[00:49:13] adult man.

[00:49:14] Yeah, I'm gonna be a baby forever.

[00:49:15] But I'm a baby and I get to eat pussy as a baby.

[00:49:17] That'd be pretty funny.

[00:49:18] I mean there's no concept of consent in heaven.

[00:49:21] No, no, no.

[00:49:22] They can't resist the baby.

[00:49:24] You can't resist the baby.

[00:49:25] No one, oh baby can't rape.

[00:49:28] If you think about it.

[00:49:30] I guess you could.

[00:49:31] So that's a loophole in heaven.

[00:49:33] You choose your baby.

[00:49:35] You choose your baby for him.

[00:49:37] And then you get to fuck as men as much pussy as you want.

[00:49:40] I get that.

[00:49:41] I guess.

[00:49:42] That makes sense.

[00:49:44] Babies fucking groan.

[00:49:47] That is a hilarious image.

[00:49:49] A friend of the show Kevin Hart is backed out of the Oscars.

[00:49:55] Oh, yeah.

[00:49:56] We are pro Kevin Hart.

[00:49:58] We are pro Nick Cannon.

[00:49:59] Absolutely.

[00:50:00] Have Nick Cannon host them actually.

[00:50:02] I'm on the record saying I've always been naked.

[00:50:05] Milo got kicked off Patreon.

[00:50:07] You probably think that's pretty good.

[00:50:09] Do I?

[00:50:10] Yeah, fuck Milo.

[00:50:11] I don't care.

[00:50:12] Adam, you're on board with that happening too.

[00:50:15] With who?

[00:50:16] Milo, do you like do something violent?

[00:50:18] Yeah, he was not being sassy.

[00:50:20] Oh, he's being too gay.

[00:50:21] No, he literally they didn't cite anything that he did wrong.

[00:50:24] It's just that he's associated with the Proud Boys.

[00:50:26] Well, no, then I'm against that.

[00:50:28] Okay.

[00:50:29] And Gavin got kicked off YouTube today.

[00:50:31] But the Proud Boys have been labeled as like, I mean, it's opinion, but yeah, the SPLC.

[00:50:37] Yeah.

[00:50:38] Listen, first of all, Milo is a country man.

[00:50:41] Okay.

[00:50:42] My Greek blood runs thicker than anything.

[00:50:44] What's his name, dude?

[00:50:46] Milo Yiannopoulos.

[00:50:47] All right.

[00:50:48] Milo Giannis Popolis.

[00:50:50] Milo Giannis Popolis.

[00:50:52] That's it.

[00:50:54] That's it.

[00:50:55] Everybody's me.

[00:50:57] Milo Giannis Popolis.

[00:50:59] That's so funny.

[00:51:01] Milo Giannis Popolis.

[00:51:04] What are you on?

[00:51:05] I don't even honestly know what Milo.

[00:51:07] I just know he's a troll.

[00:51:08] What are you even his beliefs?

[00:51:09] He was like all light.

[00:51:11] Yeah.

[00:51:12] That was the movement he was.

[00:51:14] Yeah, I don't even remember.

[00:51:16] I mean, I can't.

[00:51:17] I just knew him being a gay troll.

[00:51:18] No, he'd be like, you know, like trans people just go.

[00:51:21] Yeah, you know, like anti trans stuff.

[00:51:25] Like I'm not calling you by the pro anti pronoun.

[00:51:28] He's like, he hates Palestinians.

[00:51:30] Oh, okay.

[00:51:31] He wanted to be like a gay and culture.

[00:51:33] Yeah, I just kind of got you.

[00:51:35] Yeah, yeah.

[00:51:36] Gotcha.

[00:51:37] Yeah.

[00:51:38] That's it.

[00:51:39] No Palestine.

[00:51:40] He's just for Jews.

[00:51:41] And then he's like, I can say it.

[00:51:42] I get fucked in the ass by black guy.

[00:51:44] Yeah.

[00:51:45] Which is a pretty funny like,

[00:51:47] like, a married a black guy.

[00:51:49] Yeah.

[00:51:50] Yeah.

[00:51:51] So he's getting his ass cheeks worked over.

[00:51:52] Even though I think he was against gay marriage too.

[00:51:54] So I don't know how that goes.

[00:51:56] Those guys are hilarious.

[00:51:57] He's like, gay people getting married.

[00:51:59] He's like, what's next?

[00:52:01] They're gonna adopt dogs and be like straight people's disgust.

[00:52:05] Oh, like what I was gonna say about like, you know, like some like a wap comedian being like,

[00:52:11] they got women turning into men men turning into women now.

[00:52:15] You got gay guys wearing ladies clothes.

[00:52:19] It's like, what's next?

[00:52:20] Gay women?

[00:52:21] What do you put on fucking button down?

[00:52:25] What do they got next?

[00:52:27] We have a gay woman next?

[00:52:29] You're kissing a fucking other woman, but you got, you're not wearing lipstick neither.

[00:52:33] Come on.

[00:52:34] The fuck is this shit?

[00:52:35] He just can't even conceive of it.

[00:52:38] She's 40.

[00:52:39] She got a fucking short hair.

[00:52:40] Oh, maybe you cut your hair short.

[00:52:42] I wish you got next.

[00:52:43] A gay woman perhaps.

[00:52:47] Folks, I mean, we're living in strange times.

[00:52:50] Right.

[00:52:51] And I'll tell you.

[00:52:52] Well, my daughter looks at me.

[00:52:56] My beautiful fucking daughter.

[00:53:00] What do we got fucking?

[00:53:02] But yeah, we will be hosting Oscars now, three of us.

[00:53:08] Kathy Griffin said that a woman should host.

[00:53:12] What?

[00:53:13] She came out and said that she was facing federal charges for doing a bad joke.

[00:53:20] That picture.

[00:53:22] How much, yeah, how much, like it's how fucked up it is that she got in trouble for telling

[00:53:26] a bad joke.

[00:53:28] But then also that Kevin Hart is bad.

[00:53:29] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:53:30] He tweeted years ago.

[00:53:31] Okay.

[00:53:32] And then, you know, it's time for it's a girl's chance to host the Oscars.

[00:53:36] I mean, there could be a woman post.

[00:53:38] Then whoopee Goldberg do it?

[00:53:40] Literally who gives a shit.

[00:53:41] Yeah.

[00:53:42] It should be someone named Oscar.

[00:53:44] That's true.

[00:53:45] That would make a lot more sense.

[00:53:46] Oscar from the Oscars.

[00:53:47] Oscar De La Jolla.

[00:53:50] Oscar Fuentes.

[00:53:51] Oscar Meyer the, just the car.

[00:53:53] Yeah, just have that on stage.

[00:53:55] Oscar Marineria Mobile.

[00:53:57] Yeah.

[00:53:58] I knew there was a guy that I lived two doors down growing up.

[00:54:04] Oscar's a good name.

[00:54:05] Named Oscar.

[00:54:06] And I tried to see the sun's penis when I was younger.

[00:54:09] You tried to see his son's penis?

[00:54:11] Yeah.

[00:54:12] What do you mean you?

[00:54:13] I asked the penis.

[00:54:14] His family had to have much money, so you have to go to school dressed only in Venetian blinds.

[00:54:19] And he would stand in the middle of the street peering through his blinds costume and this

[00:54:25] man's son's penis.

[00:54:26] So maybe that guy?

[00:54:28] Maybe that guy could be like Oscar.

[00:54:30] Like I can host.

[00:54:31] Just as an I'm sorry for what you did.

[00:54:34] Yeah.

[00:54:35] I think that's a good idea.

[00:54:36] I mean, I didn't see this.

[00:54:37] All right, man.

[00:54:38] We should tell Dan Nine and he can host the Oscars if he gets bottom surgery.

[00:54:43] Reach out to him as he can.

[00:54:44] If he gets a pussy.

[00:54:45] He'll be like, look, we want you, but we want a woman.

[00:54:49] And Dan will get surgery.

[00:54:51] That should be like a shrewd Hollywood move of dance is to come out as a winner.

[00:54:55] Dan and he's like, you know, then he'll be like, think he'll be more in demand or something.

[00:55:02] A lot of people, a lot of people remember the trans movement from Call Me Caitlin.

[00:55:07] I say call me whatever you want, as long as you don't do it on my Samsung Galaxy.

[00:55:11] Thank you.

[00:55:13] Thank you.

[00:55:14] What is the nine God up to these days, dude?

[00:55:16] Oh, he's crushing it, dude.

[00:55:18] He did a dentist's son's birthday.

[00:55:21] Five thousand a night, asella lounge.

[00:55:28] Yeah.

[00:55:29] Somebody pointed out to me in like the mentions, but they're like, yeah, what is the asella

[00:55:36] lounge?

[00:55:37] It's like just another.

[00:55:38] It's like the train station sucks.

[00:55:40] It's not like the United Club area.

[00:55:42] Right.

[00:55:43] It's like, it's just another.

[00:55:44] It's just another.

[00:55:45] It's a different club.

[00:55:46] Yeah.

[00:55:47] The Delta Sky Lounge.

[00:55:48] They have a little spot where you, but yeah, it's just Gordon.

[00:55:50] It's just a bench that's cordoned off.

[00:55:52] Oh, it's not even a lounge.

[00:55:54] No, no, there's some fake walls, I think.

[00:55:56] I think so, but it sucks dick.

[00:55:58] I mean, it's still in fucking Penn Station.

[00:56:00] Hanging out in Penn Station.

[00:56:03] I'm actually, I think I'm anti-trains now again.

[00:56:06] Yeah.

[00:56:07] Why?

[00:56:08] I don't know.

[00:56:09] It's trains and brains.

[00:56:11] Trains and brains, baby.

[00:56:12] They call me the Midnight Zombie.

[00:56:15] Mm.

[00:56:16] Really?

[00:56:17] Yeah.

[00:56:18] What are you sucking midnight cruiser?

[00:56:23] What song is that?

[00:56:24] Midnight Cruiser.

[00:56:25] Oh, I've never heard it.

[00:56:28] Steely Dan.

[00:56:29] Sucky Dick.

[00:56:30] Yeah.

[00:56:31] How about that?

[00:56:32] That would be a good band.

[00:56:33] Sucky Dick?

[00:56:34] Yeah.

[00:56:35] Mm-hmm.

[00:56:36] What are some other Steely Dan songs?

[00:56:38] There's that one.

[00:56:39] Can't buy it from you.

[00:56:40] It's something about the kids are all right, is that it?

[00:56:42] Someone fucked me, then they ate my asshole filled with cum.

[00:56:47] There you go.

[00:56:49] I won't ever have sex with a woman, just a man.

[00:56:55] Dirty work.

[00:56:56] Oh, yeah.

[00:56:57] I don't remember how that goes.

[00:57:00] Everybody sucking off my penis.

[00:57:03] I'm gonna fall in the suck your dirty hog.

[00:57:06] Oh, yeah.

[00:57:08] Got a piece of my cock, bannin', nah, nah, nah, nah.

[00:57:11] Did they make a Star Fox for Switch?

[00:57:14] No, but they fucking should.

[00:57:16] Oh, dude.

[00:57:17] Damn, Star Fox rocked.

[00:57:18] Yeah.

[00:57:19] I suck dick at it.

[00:57:20] I'm really not that good at video games.

[00:57:22] Yeah, except for you.

[00:57:23] I'm probably better than you are, but...

[00:57:25] No, I'm better than you, but...

[00:57:26] You're a good at first person shooters, aren't you?

[00:57:28] Yeah, that's the only thing I really play, though.

[00:57:30] I'm good at sports games.

[00:57:32] I just play, like, 2K and Madden.

[00:57:34] No, you suck bitch.

[00:57:35] I just play 2K.

[00:57:36] 2K, that is true.

[00:57:37] Be gay.

[00:57:38] Sports.

[00:57:39] It's beating.

[00:57:40] It's having three ones.

[00:57:41] Be gay.

[00:57:42] I'm being gay.

[00:57:43] He's being gay.

[00:57:44] He's being gay.

[00:57:45] I'm being gay.

[00:57:46] Yeah, I missed the days where I was good at sports games, but my little brother is just so much

[00:57:51] better at them.

[00:57:52] I just don't have the finesse, dude.

[00:57:54] Really?

[00:57:55] I don't have it in my fingertips.

[00:57:56] Some people are built for things, so things...

[00:57:58] I was literally never good at them.

[00:58:00] I thought I was okay at Madden until it went online.

[00:58:02] Then the first time I ever played it.

[00:58:04] I was like, oh, I don't even know how to play the game.

[00:58:07] You got your pussy hole absolutely worked over.

[00:58:09] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:58:10] Because that's all those people do, man.

[00:58:12] I know.

[00:58:13] But it was, like, immediately.

[00:58:14] I love it.

[00:58:15] In fact, I've been bad at most games, like, when I first started.

[00:58:18] I got better at first-person shooters because I would just play them online all the time.

[00:58:21] Right.

[00:58:22] But first time I tried to play anything online, I'm usually terrible at it.

[00:58:25] Do you ever play Rocket League, the soccer car game?

[00:58:27] No.

[00:58:28] It's like you play soccer, but it's four cars.

[00:58:31] Sounds like it's for babies.

[00:58:33] I think it's pretty funny.

[00:58:34] You're coming through with the fucking baby games, conveniently.

[00:58:37] You're playing a game where LEGO and Njago is for adults, you guys know that?

[00:58:41] Did you ever play the game where there's, like, LEGO, Indiana, Joe?

[00:58:44] There's a farm.

[00:58:45] Yeah, I put the star worst one.

[00:58:46] There's, like, a thing like, you press a button and it goes, moo, and you have to pick which

[00:58:49] animal says it.

[00:58:50] Yeah, that sounds cool.

[00:58:51] Adam, have you ever played that game?

[00:58:52] Which game?

[00:58:53] It's a game where you press a button and it doesn't sound like that.

[00:58:56] It's pulled.

[00:58:57] Yeah.

[00:58:58] Yeah.

[00:58:59] You pull a chord and it spins around.

[00:59:04] You have to pick which one you're playing.

[00:59:07] Oh, yeah.

[00:59:08] That's the kind of stuff you'd like.

[00:59:10] Yeah.

[00:59:11] That's a good game.

[00:59:12] Or, like, maybe you get a shape and there's, like, a hole.

[00:59:15] Sometimes you have to put, you have to decide which shape goes into the hole.

[00:59:20] That's, you know, they can get complicated.

[00:59:23] That's pretty stimulating.

[00:59:25] Like, the way you stimulate my glands.

[00:59:30] Yeah, I play, I mean, I play more mature stuff than that.

[00:59:34] Wall ball.

[00:59:35] Someone fucked me.

[00:59:37] Smear the queer.

[00:59:38] Wall balls for Chinese guys, right?

[00:59:40] Damn, it was so funny.

[00:59:41] We were just playing a game called smear the queer.

[00:59:44] I don't like, I don't remember that game.

[00:59:45] You know, it was just like, it was like, everyone had to tackle one person who was the designated

[00:59:50] queer.

[00:59:51] That's why I got tackled all the time.

[00:59:54] It would be funny if it was like, instead of smear the queer, but it was like, it was

[01:00:01] smearing, like, slandering the queer.

[01:00:03] Or talking shit about the queer.

[01:00:05] I heard the queer.

[01:00:06] Smear the queer.

[01:00:07] And you have to, like, cover them in Queens.

[01:00:09] The queer is...

[01:00:10] How about that?

[01:00:11] Smear the queer, huh, boys?

[01:00:13] How about queer the queer?

[01:00:15] You suck as cock.

[01:00:16] Fuck that kid.

[01:00:18] It's so psycho, isn't it crazy.

[01:00:21] Hey, Michael, how was school?

[01:00:23] It was pretty fun.

[01:00:25] We all got together and tried to sex out the gay kid.

[01:00:28] What?

[01:00:29] Yeah, we all sucked his dick and fucked him.

[01:00:32] But he's gay.

[01:00:33] You know, like, you kids, back in my day, we went steady with each other.

[01:00:39] Two gay guys would go steady.

[01:00:41] I get into too much heavy petting.

[01:00:45] My friend was telling me last night that in middle school, he asked the gay black kid to

[01:00:51] be his Valentine and the kid said yes and he's like, no, hell no, I'm not going to be your

[01:00:55] Valentine or your gay.

[01:00:57] And then his three, like, gang member cousins, like, saw him at a McDonald's and, like, tried

[01:01:02] to kick his ass and the McDonald's people kicked them out of the store and then he had a run

[01:01:06] away from them into a blockbuster.

[01:01:09] They followed him in.

[01:01:10] They were, like, throwing DVDs on the ground and stuff.

[01:01:12] Wow, you never get our gay cousin hopes up like that.

[01:01:15] It is kind of nice.

[01:01:16] Yeah.

[01:01:17] It was very nice.

[01:01:18] That they stuck up for their cousin like that.

[01:01:19] Yeah.

[01:01:20] I mean, that is very mean to do to the gay kid.

[01:01:22] It's totally mean.

[01:01:23] Although expected for, you know, a certain age demographic, like, no, that's like, that's

[01:01:29] too far.

[01:01:30] I don't know.

[01:01:31] I'm beating him up.

[01:01:32] No, no, I mean, no, not beating him up.

[01:01:34] Like, like telling a gay kid, do you want to go to prom?

[01:01:38] Yeah.

[01:01:39] Yeah.

[01:01:40] And then like, I think it was like, like queer.

[01:01:41] Do you maybe my Valentine or something?

[01:01:43] And he was like, what?

[01:01:44] And he's like, never mind.

[01:01:45] He's like, it's like your gay or something.

[01:01:48] Yeah, it's me.

[01:01:49] It's a very mean thing to do.

[01:01:50] Is your friend gay?

[01:01:51] No, he's not gay.

[01:01:52] Are you sure?

[01:01:53] Oh, yeah.

[01:01:54] I'm pretty sure.

[01:01:55] I think your friend's gay.

[01:01:56] No, no, no, no, no.

[01:01:57] He's not gay.

[01:01:58] That was fun.

[01:01:59] It is pretty mean, dude.

[01:02:00] No, forget the guy's gay.

[01:02:01] Let's ask him out and then say, and psych.

[01:02:02] We're not going to beat him up.

[01:02:03] I was nominated for a...

[01:02:05] I hope we get to do that to that.

[01:02:07] I think it's a prank.

[01:02:08] Yeah, exactly.

[01:02:09] I think as a prank, I was nominated for Junior Prom King against one dude who is like a drug

[01:02:15] dealer and another dude who is a gay black guy.

[01:02:18] I'm the gay black guy just waxed.

[01:02:20] Yeah.

[01:02:21] That's...

[01:02:22] I lost...

[01:02:23] I lost...

[01:02:24] I got King and he was just like crying and stuff.

[01:02:25] I lost Mr. Polly.

[01:02:28] The award.

[01:02:29] For Polly Henry?

[01:02:30] Yeah, Mr. Polly.

[01:02:32] I didn't do enough food bonding.

[01:02:34] Who ate the most polio string cheese?

[01:02:36] Who ate the most live carrots?

[01:02:39] The award for Mr. String Cheese is only name on the ballot itself.

[01:02:44] His mom's a prom to them holding his hand.

[01:02:47] I'm crying and eating two string cheese as well.

[01:02:52] It's going on.

[01:02:55] Just running the stairs to the stage break.

[01:03:01] I'd take a breather.

[01:03:05] You just smash him through the stage like a street shark.

[01:03:09] Your feet are like where the rest of the room is.

[01:03:14] Just barreling through the floor for the street shark.

[01:03:18] You guys said I could never do it.

[01:03:20] And the teacher is like, what the fuck is this little ballad?

[01:03:23] Yeah, it's just technically so funny he's retarded.

[01:03:26] And we had to do it.

[01:03:28] We lose our funding.

[01:03:29] Mom, just holding your hand.

[01:03:31] You're running on the end.

[01:03:33] Just crying and eating three cheese.

[01:03:36] No, Mr. Polly was the coolest kid in school.

[01:03:40] And I lost it to a gay black man as well.

[01:03:42] Although I think he was in the closet.

[01:03:44] The guy responded like he just won Miss America.

[01:03:47] He was like crying.

[01:03:48] Someone I think his friend gave him flowers.

[01:03:51] I felt good for him.

[01:03:53] Say it again, Miss America.

[01:03:55] There she is.

[01:03:56] Miss Piss America.

[01:04:00] She has sex, monkey style.

[01:04:03] What's monkey style?

[01:04:05] I don't know.

[01:04:07] Hey, from a tree.

[01:04:09] I love it if I could wrap my dick around a tree branch and then you'd pussy upside down like a monkey would.

[01:04:14] Yes, absolutely.

[01:04:17] That would be awesome.

[01:04:19] With a tail?

[01:04:20] Would you have a tail like that?

[01:04:22] Yeah.

[01:04:23] No.

[01:04:24] Would it be your legs or your tail that you're on the train?

[01:04:27] I don't know what I'm talking about.

[01:04:30] Yeah, that would be cool.

[01:04:32] I was never able to climb a tree in my life.

[01:04:35] Yeah, even as a youth I was too scared of heights and fat.

[01:04:41] Yeah, I hated climbing fences.

[01:04:44] You know what?

[01:04:45] I loved climbing shit as a kid.

[01:04:47] I was definitely a climber.

[01:04:48] I'd go to the tops of fucking trees.

[01:04:50] You're like, Nick, get down.

[01:04:52] Fuck you.

[01:04:54] Fuck you.

[01:04:55] Fuck you.

[01:04:56] You don't let me touch you little girls pussy.

[01:04:58] I'm staying up here.

[01:04:59] That's my house.

[01:05:00] Shut up.

[01:05:01] But I want to touch your pussy.

[01:05:04] They stop touching their pussy.

[01:05:11] Yeah, I could not do that shit.

[01:05:13] Yeah.

[01:05:14] I could not climb.

[01:05:15] Yeah, because of gravity?

[01:05:16] No, because my, I didn't want to.

[01:05:19] It's penis is too small.

[01:05:21] It's too big actually.

[01:05:22] No, it's too small.

[01:05:23] A little baby penis.

[01:05:24] Doctors like looking at your penis through magnifying glass and he's like,

[01:05:28] he's never going to be able to climb trees.

[01:05:31] Your mom is like crying.

[01:05:36] Yeah.

[01:05:37] Yeah.

[01:05:38] Check again.

[01:05:39] That's what my dad does to me.

[01:05:40] Yeah.

[01:05:41] Yeah.

[01:05:42] Doctors like, I'm going to write you a prescription.

[01:05:43] It's just like, just the hallways.

[01:05:45] Yeah.

[01:05:46] Yeah.

[01:05:47] The idea of you just smashing through the stage.

[01:05:52] All the steps break as you step on each one and just go right back down to the ground level.

[01:05:58] It's just right here, like belly level is smashing through all the boards.

[01:06:03] Thank you everyone.

[01:06:04] I'm so happy.

[01:06:06] Mom, I did it.

[01:06:09] There you go, Mrs. Starbrash.

[01:06:10] Dude, I'm not a girl.

[01:06:12] Dude, I do your parents ever have you in karate.

[01:06:15] Very briefly, I took a couple of Taekwondo classes, but it was pretty fucking boring.

[01:06:20] Yeah.

[01:06:21] I was an experienced.

[01:06:22] That was my thing.

[01:06:23] I remember like begging to go to Kung Fu and then going like twice.

[01:06:27] Yeah.

[01:06:28] And be like, what the fuck?

[01:06:29] Why aren't we smashing?

[01:06:30] Yeah, right.

[01:06:31] I know.

[01:06:32] I just stayed in the back and like fucked around on the punching bag and they wanted to do

[01:06:34] like dances.

[01:06:35] I'm not doing that.

[01:06:37] Yeah, dude.

[01:06:39] The first couple of fucking classes are all just like going height and just fucking stretching

[01:06:44] and basically.

[01:06:45] Yeah.

[01:06:46] You get to throw like two kicks.

[01:06:48] Right.

[01:06:49] Yeah.

[01:06:50] Fuck that.

[01:06:51] Fuck classes of anything.

[01:06:52] I'm doing that shit straight on.

[01:06:54] Yeah.

[01:06:55] It's much more fun to just go pick fights with the retarded kids.

[01:06:58] Yeah, because they can fight.

[01:07:00] They're strong as hell.

[01:07:01] Yeah.

[01:07:02] And you can ding their fucking head off the curb.

[01:07:03] You don't have to worry about it.

[01:07:05] Pops right back up.

[01:07:07] So true.

[01:07:09] You might actually even out their head shape.

[01:07:11] Yeah.

[01:07:12] Did you guys know any kids with fucked up like dented heads?

[01:07:19] Dented heads.

[01:07:20] Yeah.

[01:07:21] I knew a couple of those motherfuckers with weird little oblong ass heads.

[01:07:23] Oh yeah, I mean there's people with like weird shaped heads, but they had a fucking.

[01:07:27] I don't know about like a dent.

[01:07:28] I got a friend who's got a square ass head and then I found out was because he was born

[01:07:32] the USSR and he wasn't given a pillow when he was like a baby.

[01:07:37] And so like the like he was sleeping on a hard surface and it just flattened out the

[01:07:42] back.

[01:07:43] I felt so bad.

[01:07:45] Like a ass head motherfucker.

[01:07:46] I felt so bad for making fun of him.

[01:07:48] Like your big ass dumb ass head and I found out it was because literally they didn't have

[01:07:54] that shit.

[01:07:55] They didn't have pillows for babies because Adam's penis is just more.

[01:07:59] Yeah.

[01:08:00] That is so true actually.

[01:08:01] I love that I think about it.

[01:08:03] Now that we think about it.

[01:08:04] That's so fucking true.

[01:08:06] Did you buy an extra like gig like an extra card for this?

[01:08:09] No, I didn't.

[01:08:10] I need to because I already ran out of space because I've been downloading so much fucking

[01:08:14] shit.

[01:08:15] Do you download the games?

[01:08:16] I just go buy them.

[01:08:17] I've got a couple games.

[01:08:18] Yeah.

[01:08:19] Dude, they're fucking the PS4.

[01:08:20] Like I even buying the CDs.

[01:08:22] You still have to download.

[01:08:24] It's still like it ran out of a terrible.

[01:08:25] No, you're out of a terrible.

[01:08:27] I just got a terabyte one too.

[01:08:29] Yeah, no, I ran I have like seven games and it's like out of space.

[01:08:32] That's like so much fucking kite.

[01:08:34] Well, fucking Gran Turismo takes up like 150.

[01:08:38] Because it's all like photo realistic for the Italian countryside.

[01:08:43] Yeah.

[01:08:44] Damn.

[01:08:45] Maybe you should move to Italy.

[01:08:47] Should I?

[01:08:48] Yeah.

[01:08:49] Suck dickily.

[01:08:50] I can't wait to be like I hope I get to be a Porsche millionaire at some point.

[01:08:55] Yeah, dude.

[01:08:56] Or you could be like Joey in that episode of Friends.

[01:08:59] Which he just buys a Porsche jacket and tells girls he has a Porsche.

[01:09:06] We could do that right now.

[01:09:07] I don't give a shit about telling girls I have a Porsche.

[01:09:09] I've won an actual Porsche.

[01:09:11] Let's say ultimate rich guy car.

[01:09:15] The Porsche?

[01:09:16] Yeah.

[01:09:17] No, dude.

[01:09:18] There's cooler cars than that shit.

[01:09:20] That's for rich assholes.

[01:09:22] No, dude.

[01:09:23] What about what are rappers whipping these days?

[01:09:28] I don't know.

[01:09:29] They were obsessed with like Maybacks for a while.

[01:09:31] No, it's not Maybacks now.

[01:09:32] The name is what's a Wraith?

[01:09:36] I don't know.

[01:09:39] A Rolls Royce?

[01:09:40] Maybe.

[01:09:41] Rolls Royce is our dumb.

[01:09:44] They're just like living rooms that you can drive.

[01:09:46] I like that shit.

[01:09:47] Yeah, I want that shit.

[01:09:48] I want to be comfy, bitch.

[01:09:49] Do you like just a really nice living room?

[01:09:51] Yeah.

[01:09:52] There's a British guy that comes with the Suck's your cock.

[01:09:54] You remember I had the baby sit a Rolls Royce.

[01:09:57] Oh, yeah.

[01:09:58] For like one of those.

[01:09:59] Oh, yeah.

[01:10:00] I remember all the jobs.

[01:10:01] Yeah, yeah.

[01:10:02] Yeah.

[01:10:03] Was it cool?

[01:10:04] Oh, it's a it is a Wraith.

[01:10:05] It's a Rolls Royce Wraith.

[01:10:06] Yeah.

[01:10:07] Rolls Royce Wraith.

[01:10:08] What is that?

[01:10:09] It's like it's they're like not.

[01:10:10] They're performing this car, right?

[01:10:12] Yeah, it's a $400,000.

[01:10:13] Yeah.

[01:10:14] The $400,000 Rolls Royce Wraith is a car with no rivals.

[01:10:18] Hear that, Adam?

[01:10:19] That's something like a fucking living room to you, you fucking bitch.

[01:10:22] Sounds like a nice living room.

[01:10:23] In the doors, they got umbrella Wraith has it.

[01:10:26] The Phantom has it where it's like in the doors, there's umbrellas.

[01:10:33] Yeah, just so that.

[01:10:35] Yeah, they like pop out.

[01:10:37] It comes with custom umbrellas.

[01:10:38] That rules.

[01:10:39] That's it.

[01:10:40] Oh, fuck dude.

[01:10:43] Life.

[01:10:44] Anyways, no, a Porsche is a better rich guy car.

[01:10:49] This is more of a performance vehicle.

[01:10:51] Yeah, it's like that's like the rich guy car where you just like, you know, you think

[01:10:55] your daughter's a slut.

[01:10:56] Yeah.

[01:10:57] Like hot daughter or whatever.

[01:10:59] Yes, of course.

[01:11:01] You know, you want to fuck her friends real bad.

[01:11:03] Yeah, you still do drugs at 60.

[01:11:05] They're like, they're like, Mr. Mullins have fun and whatever.

[01:11:08] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:11:09] Yeah, yeah.

[01:11:10] I'm pretty funny, huh?

[01:11:11] Fucking hanging out in the basement or something.

[01:11:14] Come down there.

[01:11:15] All right, Sarah, that'll tell your mom.

[01:11:17] Winking out her and shit.

[01:11:20] I'm the cool dad.

[01:11:21] She's watching everything happen.

[01:11:23] Just watching me just clearly flirt with the child with the island kitchen just down

[01:11:31] and wine.

[01:11:32] I look at her.

[01:11:33] I'm like, what?

[01:11:34] What the fuck is it now?

[01:11:36] Oh my.

[01:11:38] You know what?

[01:11:39] Why don't you go upstairs in the fucking sit on the balcony?

[01:11:44] I fucking bought us, huh?

[01:11:46] You fucking whore.

[01:11:47] Why don't you go upstairs and sit on that fucking cot I bought for you?

[01:11:50] The fucking cot I bought with the hard work that puts the food on this fucking table.

[01:11:54] The hard work I do every fucking day.

[01:11:56] I leave this fucking house and I do the fucking work.

[01:11:58] Tony, you've been home all day hitting on a child.

[01:12:03] I have a fucking day.

[01:12:07] I go out and I do fucking work.

[01:12:09] Did Meadow have any hot ass friends?

[01:12:11] No, just David Chase's daughter.

[01:12:13] Yeah, she was busted.

[01:12:16] I would love to smash Meadow.

[01:12:18] Hunter.

[01:12:19] Hunter.

[01:12:20] Let me get some of that.

[01:12:21] She looks like shit.

[01:12:22] Let me let me let me let me let me let me.

[01:12:23] Meadow, I want my day to swim in that meadow, dude.

[01:12:25] You know what I'm saying?

[01:12:26] No, she's so hot.

[01:12:27] That is all right.

[01:12:28] Hunter's hunter scurangela.

[01:12:30] No, scurangela or something.

[01:12:33] Bitch, Scurangela.

[01:12:34] What is it?

[01:12:36] Scangiorello.

[01:12:37] Scangiorello.

[01:12:38] Scurangela.

[01:12:39] Scurangela.

[01:12:40] Scurangela.

[01:12:41] Scurangela.

[01:12:42] San Gennaro.

[01:12:43] San Granjillo.

[01:12:44] San Pronjellico.

[01:12:45] Yeah.

[01:12:46] Look how busted she is.

[01:12:48] She looks just like David Chase.

[01:12:49] Yeah.

[01:12:50] That is a tough guy to look like as a woman.

[01:12:52] Yeah, no.

[01:12:53] Oh my God.

[01:12:55] But at the same time, you know what I'm saying?

[01:12:59] I would letter to the hokey pokey on my Prickadoro.

[01:13:03] You put my left-knotted.

[01:13:05] You split my left-knotted and you put my left-knotted out.

[01:13:08] You suck my left-knotted and you put my dick inside your mouth.

[01:13:14] You suck my little penis and I come inside your ass.

[01:13:16] I better subscribe.

[01:13:17] I'll quit movies to be a mom.

[01:13:19] I just think your career wasn't going that way.

[01:13:22] She was on Maxum, I remember.

[01:13:24] Yeah.

[01:13:25] She'll always be on my Hot 100.

[01:13:27] Yeah.

[01:13:28] There are some nice fakes of meadow.

[01:13:31] Deep fakes?

[01:13:32] Not even deep.

[01:13:33] She quit before the Deep Fake Era.

[01:13:35] I remember seeing this.

[01:13:36] Yo, pregnant meadow, I would smash.

[01:13:38] Yeah.

[01:13:39] Hell yeah.

[01:13:40] Oh damn, yeah.

[01:13:41] She's got some...

[01:13:42] Honestly?

[01:13:43] Yeah, she got some big-ass pregnant Detonas.

[01:13:45] Damn.

[01:13:46] My favorite meadow is right after...

[01:13:49] We're going to play Mario Party or the Bollywood Army.

[01:13:51] Let me see this one.

[01:13:53] Let me see.

[01:13:54] My favorite meadow is right after Jackie Jr. dies.

[01:13:58] Yes.

[01:13:59] And she just becomes a bitch.

[01:14:00] Oh yeah.

[01:14:01] Yeah, she like...

[01:14:02] She snaps at that woman that girl that's clearly talking about the...

[01:14:05] She's mean.

[01:14:06] Because here's the thing that's clear with the sopranos meadow is actually...

[01:14:09] What is that?

[01:14:11] Meadow is actually Tony's heir.

[01:14:13] She's the one that should have been his heir.

[01:14:15] That's definitely cocaine.

[01:14:16] It's either cocaine or Molly or something.

[01:14:18] I don't know what's doing on the floor over there.

[01:14:21] It came out of Adam's ass.

[01:14:22] If it was cocaine, the bag was empty, the bag would be torn open.

[01:14:25] That's true.

[01:14:27] You should try...

[01:14:28] You should just do it for fun.

[01:14:29] You put my left balls in.

[01:14:31] Right, I'm just going to say my full dates.

[01:14:33] Yeah, I think this is Molly or something.

[01:14:37] Molly, do a little Molly before funny mumps?

[01:14:40] Yeah.

[01:14:41] Imagine how bad comedy would be for the performers.

[01:14:44] We're all doing Molly.

[01:14:46] Yeah.

[01:14:47] I think it'd be so funny that you said that dude.

[01:14:49] What do you think would happen to that?

[01:14:51] Imagine if that would be...

[01:14:52] Can you imagine that?

[01:14:54] What?

[01:14:55] Dude.

[01:14:56] What do you think would happen to that dude?

[01:14:59] It would be sort of like...

[01:15:00] Dude.

[01:15:01] Can you imagine...

[01:15:02] Shut up.

[01:15:03] I'm not sure any of my other ideas.

[01:15:07] No, no, no.

[01:15:08] What are some others?

[01:15:09] Dude, can you imagine if the performers were on drugs?

[01:15:13] No, but Molly's Pacific.

[01:15:16] Oh, yeah.

[01:15:17] Oh, my God.

[01:15:18] Coke makes sense.

[01:15:19] I think drug makes sense for comics is struggle with those things.

[01:15:23] Dude, too much.

[01:15:24] Even being high makes sense, but being a Molly...

[01:15:26] I can't.

[01:15:27] I honestly can't imagine it.

[01:15:28] Can you imagine?

[01:15:29] That's too fucked up.

[01:15:30] Dude, I'm just trying to imagine if the performers are on drugs.

[01:15:32] Dude, that is so...

[01:15:33] Not any drug.

[01:15:34] That is so crazy.

[01:15:36] That would be fucked up, I think, actually.

[01:15:40] It's so crazy to imagine that dude.

[01:15:42] That is such a...

[01:15:43] Like, how would you even come up with a wild scenario like that?

[01:15:46] To imagine it.

[01:15:47] If you're not even saying anything about it, the implication alone is already so funny.

[01:15:52] You don't need to say anything.

[01:15:53] I think in general, people on drugs when they shouldn't be.

[01:15:56] Now, that's some funny stuff.

[01:15:58] Dude, that is hilarious.

[01:16:00] Can you imagine if, like...

[01:16:02] I don't even understand what you're making fun of.

[01:16:07] Molly...

[01:16:08] We're not making fun of anything.

[01:16:09] We're talking about what a good comedic premise this is.

[01:16:11] Yeah.

[01:16:12] What a hilarious observation.

[01:16:14] Yeah, hilarious.

[01:16:15] What a...

[01:16:16] I'm just so...

[01:16:17] I'm just so...

[01:16:18] Can you imagine if the comedian's wrong drugs?

[01:16:20] It was a throwy.

[01:16:21] It was all kind of a comment.

[01:16:23] You know, I know.

[01:16:24] You're right.

[01:16:25] You're right.

[01:16:26] It's fair.

[01:16:27] It was bullshit, but...

[01:16:28] It is just funny to just key in on something.

[01:16:31] I know, I know, I know.

[01:16:32] It is funny.

[01:16:33] I get obvious words.

[01:16:34] You suck my heart ass dick.

[01:16:35] You suck my lips.

[01:16:36] Stop worrying.

[01:16:37] You're gonna be on...

[01:16:38] In the...

[01:16:39] Fuck.

[01:16:40] Fuck.

[01:16:41] Fuck.

[01:16:42] Fuck.

[01:16:43] Fuck.

[01:16:44] Fuck.

[01:16:45] In the...

[01:16:46] The breakfast tour?

[01:16:47] The butt the breakfast tour, baby.

[01:16:49] I hear some good things.

[01:16:51] And we're selling calendars, baby.

[01:16:53] So buy the fucking Stavi Baby calendar.

[01:16:55] It's out there.

[01:16:57] Stavi.biz, my website.

[01:16:58] They're beautiful calendars.

[01:17:00] You're gonna love them.

[01:17:01] They're flying like hotcakes.

[01:17:02] They've sold over 100 already, so keep them coming.

[01:17:05] I'm in fucking Columbus this Friday.

[01:17:08] Sorry again about ND.

[01:17:10] In Cincinnati, the Saturday the 15th, and Cleveland on the 16th, I'm thinking about

[01:17:15] thinking about maybe doing a benefit show for my family friend that recently

[01:17:20] lost his mother in Baltimore on the 20 second. I don't know where I am. I can't

[01:17:27] find my mom. Yeah, it's just that it's dead. You are word. My

[01:17:32] my friend is a 40 year old guy. Somebody help me find her. So there might be a

[01:17:38] show in Baltimore in the 22nd. I will post about that soon. But for now come

[01:17:43] see your boy in fucking Pittsburgh on the 11th Buffalo on the 12th

[01:17:48] Schenectady on the 13th. Oh and also Lancaster on the 10th on the way to Pittsburgh.

[01:17:53] And then big show Phoenix. I'm mother fucking coming on the 19th. Please buy

[01:17:58] your tickets. It's a big ass venue. Our analytics say people listen in Phoenix.

[01:18:01] I'm gonna be fucked if people show up to that show. So please come and then LA

[01:18:06] we're gonna add a second show buy your tickets now. I need like 10 more

[01:18:11] people to buy. And they said that'll be enough to buy a second show to set to

[01:18:14] start a second show. So do that shit baby boys and girls. That's on the second. And

[01:18:18] I'm in San Diego on the 27th before that. Stavi.biz for the but the breakfast

[01:18:24] tour. Come on out. You fucking slobs. And then this is the last funny moms of the

[01:18:30] year. We're also we're probably gonna be in DC in March. All the boys. So that's

[01:18:36] something to look forward to. We'll finalize all the details there. We'll

[01:18:39] likely be part of the Underground Comedy Festival doing a live podcast and a

[01:18:43] stand-up show. So get your little dick dick. Very nice venue. Get your little

[01:18:48] dick holes wet. Probably coming back to the motherfucker. Also funny moms will

[01:18:54] be back. We'll be returning January 14. Nice. So have a happy holiday season

[01:19:00] everyone. Happy holiday.

[01:19:05] Suck a man's dude. We suck you a hard-ass peen. We suck you a figgy pudding. Yeah

[01:19:13] they say that song. We should record the song when I come back from Cleveland.

[01:19:18] We should record an album. I got I wrote my song already. Shut up dude. You heard

[01:19:23] it. Shut up bitch. Alright. You guys want dinner? I'm fucking hungry as shit. I

[01:19:29] ate too many Oreos. Yeah. Let's just get tacos. I always get tacos. I'm too tired

[01:19:36] to do the show. Come on. We have to do the show. It's a good show. It's a good line of

[01:19:41] today. Bonnie McFarland, JB McDay, Nick Naney. None of you will be able to go to

[01:19:45] it because it's happening. This is coming out after the show. But I am very excited

[01:19:49] about it. I'm just gonna be really fun. So if you didn't come to this one you

[01:19:52] probably feel like an asshole. You dumb piece of shit. Yeah asshole. Ooh what

[01:19:57] stuff. Who is that? I don't know. I'm on some Twitter page called UK slags and

[01:20:01] slugs. UK slags and slugs. We probably talked about this on come time before but

[01:20:11] that fucking okay that fucking genre of porn dogging. Have you ever watched that?

[01:20:18] No. Where's just British woman being driven to a field and like being fucked?

[01:20:23] Hell yes. This bitch just pulled me out. Let me see. No man. All right guys well

[01:20:30] that's the show. Wait what's dogging? Dogging is like I just go to a field and

[01:20:36] fuck a bitch in a field. That doesn't make any sense. That doesn't sound like

[01:20:40] enough for a genre. I know but it's only British I think. Maybe I'm completely

[01:20:44] wrong. Yeah my name is Jean Raw. Jean Raw. My name is Jean Raw.

[01:20:51] Man I tried to fucking change my flight to like and Delta has like a

[01:20:57] bereavement policy if there's like a death and and at first it was like like I

[01:21:03] got a really like nice Asian gay man and then he was like okay this all sounds

[01:21:08] good we're gonna figure it all out. And then it's like I just need to transfer

[01:21:10] you to my supervisor for the final steps and it was a bold black lady and I was

[01:21:14] like I'm fucked. There's no and then it didn't happen. They're like oh no we

[01:21:18] can't do that. It's just once you once you hear once you hear an aged black lady

[01:21:24] customer service trying to do something like not me dude extra not me.

[01:21:28] You've seen the code words. What are they? Say God what I say. What do I do?

[01:21:35] I don't know. No no you gotta be like. No. We talked about saving private Ryan.

[01:21:41] Oh yeah well it's not very good. No I get a lot of bad performance. I remember it

[01:21:46] being very good. I think you were like 13. It's just like glad it. There's a lot of

[01:21:51] dumb shit. No gladiators. First and foremost it's like you know they're all just like

[01:21:54] yeah. We're from Brooklyn you know I mean yeah yeah. Worse than bandit brothers is

[01:21:59] but then yeah Ed Burns is in it and he's the Brooklyn guy and in case you didn't

[01:22:02] realize he was from Brooklyn he's wearing a jacket that says Brooklyn New York on

[01:22:06] it. No yeah. I remember that. Yeah. That sucks. It's very stupid. Fuck that. I

[01:22:12] watch Boogie Nights again. It's fucking rules still. Best movie of all time dude.

[01:22:17] The best. That's the movie corner everyone. All right I saw oh I saw the

[01:22:24] the game anytime. Incredible. Five stars. I think that's the show. The favorite. See

[01:22:28] you.