[00:00:00] I

[00:00:02] Mean pretzels on my fucking fuck. We'll play a ratos. We'll flavor

[00:00:07] Split I got some you split

[00:00:11] Yeah

[00:00:16] You two Adam's psych just my dick flying into your ass piloted by Will Smith and Jeff Goldman

[00:00:22] It's just a second before it snaps shut after I've given your ass the virus

[00:00:27] Uploaded the virus to your ass and I'm a dick has to escape your ass. She's that in dependency. Yeah. Oh nice

[00:00:37] Can we just see this woman's tits so we can close this episode watching the sopruzilianos oh

[00:00:43] Come on shows titties. Yeah the

[00:00:45] Oh, she's now. She's loosening her robe. Yeah episode with the ginger bitch who helps Christopher with his screenplay

[00:00:53] Yeah, she's so fucking fine to change. She's not that fine. Yes. She's damn

[00:00:57] She's really throwing him the pussy here. She looks like young. What's her name the other ginger bitch in Hollywood

[00:01:07] No, she's but she's better looking Julian more hot. Can you imagine how good of a field to just smash her fucking face

[00:01:13] Do you miss no how to well fucking? Oh?

[00:01:18] Okay, she asked for it. No, no

[00:01:23] They were

[00:01:25] That's her dumb Irish wife

[00:01:29] They have to send your DNA

[00:01:36] Nick you were in the little Irish hat to

[00:01:39] Mm-hmm. Oh there's a trail of there's a trail of powdered sugar going from the recorder. It's not me

[00:01:47] It's not me. It's Adam mother fucker because my mother Phoenicia how kids was nice enough to bring the boys

[00:01:54] Christmas cookies. Oh hell. Yeah, here we go. Yes. No, you don't know. She's wearing panties. I don't know what's you told me

[00:02:02] I was seeing her pussy. I've never seen you you told me I was seeing I've never seen panties before you think that's what a woman

[00:02:09] Pussy looks like yeah, we're pussy you rub your dick on there her cotton ass pussy. Oh

[00:02:14] It's just cock inside. Show us your tits. Yeah

[00:02:19] Damn, I gotta say you see it. Those are nice

[00:02:22] Fake sex movies the girls like making noise and shit not just checking her phone. Yeah

[00:02:27] Yeah, I hate that fake shigs where she put where you can tell the moment your dick goes the dick goes in

[00:02:33] And she's like happy instead of confused as to why it hasn't affected her at all, you know

[00:02:39] That kind of fake movie sex

[00:02:46] Real life or she's playing flappy birds

[00:02:49] She's playing she's playing her DS light

[00:03:00] Yeah, I hate that fake movie

[00:03:03] Yeah, it's over now

[00:03:05] Now that we

[00:03:07] Seccin I think we'll fast forward to it. I don't know how to do anything before maybe they were just

[00:03:12] Never done anything before computer turn off Nick TV Siri pause the show. It's just not how I thought it worked

[00:03:20] But Anthony was just pausing

[00:03:24] Tony yeah, Siri turn the computer

[00:03:27] Why is your father bringing gay sex to me?

[00:03:33] My shut the fuck up and just appreciate the gay boy

[00:03:36] You fuck or pay me I'm just fucking bringing you get born. Oh my

[00:03:39] Damn that's an ugly bitch

[00:03:46] Wish you sex you probably wasn't even that hot back in the day even she was

[00:03:51] Where Johnny Johnny's the pranny. No, I mean guys fingers off. She's a fucking fine, but I mean this actress

[00:03:59] Nancy March and oh, yeah

[00:04:03] Yeah, nice, dude. She was the only person that that

[00:04:07] like

[00:04:08] James Gandolfini liked well, I mean he you know, he disliked you probably like that

[00:04:13] She was like he had no confidence

[00:04:14] He had like an acting coach on set all the time and she was the only person that could like you know

[00:04:19] Make him feel good about himself. Oh really now. I say these things. I've heard them like fifth hand

[00:04:23] Yeah, I have no fucking idea. That sounds right and it's so funny because if he were alive

[00:04:29] You know, I mean even this I don't know but like you hear one thing about somebody that happened one time

[00:04:33] They're like every day he would eat a Hershey's kiss of his brother who

[00:04:40] Who was killed in that Toys R Us fire

[00:04:44] Had a Hershey kiss you remember right yeah, and he would he would look towards the sky and he said who say this is for you Joshua

[00:04:52] Hopefully you're not gay

[00:04:55] He would say that every day really before he would make everybody hold hands and sing the theme song to

[00:05:02] Doogie how's her just hum them. There's no lyrics to it

[00:05:07] Unless you work in Hollywood, and then you know the secret lyrics whoa, which I get part of getting the sag

[00:05:13] Well, WJ. Yeah, WJ as as a guild member myself. Mm-hmm. So you know the lyrics. I know the lyrics

[00:05:22] Well, you know, I'm sweet

[00:05:24] Okay, just tell us don't tell anyone else. He's gonna tell me he's not gonna tell you Adam

[00:05:32] All right, I'll close my ears. It's the doogie how's her show

[00:05:35] He's a doctor, but he's also a boy

[00:05:39] And you thought he couldn't do medicine while you're wrong

[00:05:44] Doogie how's her show the actor turns out to be gay

[00:05:48] Yeah, anybody three names either homosexual or they kill the president. Yeah, that's right

[00:05:54] This is the only two ways you can go James Earl Jones James Earl Jones

[00:05:58] Yeah, Philip Seymour Hoffman

[00:06:02] Black oh Michael and black is muggling blacks gonna kill Trump

[00:06:06] That'll show us

[00:06:09] Waiting for for a man that's been barely funny for

[00:06:13] 30 years being carried his whole career. Yeah, a man who's never done anything that is even registered is funny to me

[00:06:24] I know yeah, those were the best at yeah, those were so fucking funny. I'll tell him funny

[00:06:28] It'd be like I didn't think I was refining

[00:06:35] No, I'll tell you the best the best movie

[00:06:38] Uh fucking Boston rules you ever see that Boston best comedy at Boston rules

[00:06:45] For guys they go on a road trip from Boston to Quincy

[00:06:55] You know they have like fun like and they go to Newton and fun. Yeah fun adventures and stuff like at one point

[00:07:02] Like girl hooking up girls in the dark nice and then they turn the lights on

[00:07:06] That's you mucking in black what none and Tommy's like Tommy's like

[00:07:11] Jimmy fucking look at this Pat just fuck the girl and she's black

[00:07:19] Guys throwing up all over play just like a 14 minute throw up scene. Yeah, yeah

[00:07:25] Big bean classic classic in big beans Boston rules my favorite

[00:07:30] That is boys boys only comedy from the 1990s. Yeah, it's Tom green

[00:07:44] The guy from dead man on campus it does that thing with his Tom yeah that guy yeah the older brother in Boy Meets world

[00:07:53] Yeah

[00:07:54] You know those guys are on Boston rules Boston rules. Is that my coffee Adam?

[00:07:58] It's my coffee you finished your coffee. No, I didn't

[00:08:02] Here that's my coffee ladies and gentlemen the jury I move the couch around now

[00:08:06] I have all this room to move around the atrophy

[00:08:09] Yeah, the podcast we should put an octagon in here. You got a ton of space. Oh, yes

[00:08:13] I can fuck you both suck cock the gun in your apartment

[00:08:16] What does that make a little cash? Well, dosh is out. It's an octagon job. I read it

[00:08:21] All hold on let me explain in each wall. I have something just as hard for you Adam. What's that my penis?

[00:08:28] It is actually as hard as podcasting is a job

[00:08:34] My penis is as hard as podcasting is a job. Mm-hmm. It's not that hard, but it's sort of soft fuck

[00:08:40] I gotta go to Dennis. I

[00:08:41] Can't believe you're gonna insult me on this the day of my engagement to my future. Are you engaged officially? Yeah

[00:08:47] I wasn't in your respect you're insulting her. Am I yeah, your future wife?

[00:08:53] Our future wife do we all get a piece of course? We all married

[00:08:57] Like I said we share a girlfriend and we share a wife. Well, I don't want to respect you

[00:09:01] So here's how it's gonna work you have your penis inside of dasha, and then I fuck your ass

[00:09:06] So that I don't make any contact with her, but spiritually my jit is being passed on through your ass through your dick spiritually

[00:09:14] That's what the natives would do. Mm-hmm. Yeah, there was a that's that's what I call smoke in the peace pipe

[00:09:20] All right, who are we talking about in Native Americans doing a brain dance?

[00:09:26] Please

[00:09:33] Hey

[00:09:39] We do that dance every day and eventually they would get their dick shot

[00:09:42] I mean, that's kind of what being a poo is yeah is doing a brain dance

[00:09:46] I think so yeah, you if you asked ten million girls to suck your dick one of them is gonna be mentally the same

[00:09:53] Right, right one of them will be new to the country not sure which one is yeah

[00:09:57] Which one is no yeah, and then feel too bad to back out of it

[00:10:01] I had to suck his dick because I thought he was Duke. I thought he was the Duke of Grusniyad

[00:10:07] He told me he was Duke of Grusnash. He was wearing full suit armor. Yes

[00:10:14] Vieshislove Pishtak

[00:10:17] he is starter king

[00:10:21] A veggie no blast and he said that I have to suck his penis or he steal my family's teapot

[00:10:29] But he's in my father's teapot which he will be buried in

[00:10:33] Oh

[00:10:35] Shouts out to south

[00:10:37] Eastern Europe, man. Yeah, just getting sex trafficked mm-hmm

[00:10:43] Lot of some of the best sex slaves in my experience. There was a there's a thing going

[00:10:48] There's a thing going on in Greece. There was a stereotype that

[00:10:53] Russians and you know that kind of type of bitch were coming over to be nurses quote-unquote for old motherfuckers

[00:11:01] They were dying and part of their duties was to get sucked off or to suck suck the old guy off

[00:11:07] Mm-hmm that that like you were hired as a nurse, but it would be you would get your catheter change for the happy ending

[00:11:14] That to me seems like beautiful melding of worlds. That's the Walmart of

[00:11:20] Eastern European women to pull a catheter out of someone's dick hole in the

[00:11:24] Catheter is an example Adam. Don't get fucking lost in the weeds here, man. I mean that was the image you painted

[00:11:29] Yeah, you dumb motherfucker. Okay. Wipe his wipe his ass and then Jack that sounds

[00:11:34] With a clean ass, you don't want to get jacked off your ass is fresh is fresh

[00:11:39] You feel like you're fucking a newborn baby. Yeah, okay. Yeah, you don't want and then a fucking statuesque blonde

[00:11:48] Blue-eyed Russian woman as then like you know as a get I will never let a Russian woman or anyone from Eastern Europe suck my dick

[00:11:55] As long as I live

[00:11:57] Whatever man all I'm saying is good on them for making for figuring that's the free market at work folks

[00:12:05] Yeah, okay about the Pee market. Mm-hmm and what happens then were you?

[00:12:11] You'd be pissing would it be your penis buying P? Okay?

[00:12:15] Actually, I remember reading that Polynesian urine was used as toothpaste really yeah in the 70s

[00:12:22] That would be a great degree is that what the Polynesian sauce from Chick-fil-A is yep, let's piss

[00:12:28] Damn those motherfuckers that got diabetes

[00:12:31] Yeah, ooh speaking of diabetes boys that I cook up a delicious Christmas meal to in fact

[00:12:37] I had a nice party at the new pad

[00:12:40] Sunday, let's let's dish about our holidays boys. Yeah, I fucking cooked it the pork shoulder days are back

[00:12:47] I'm back on my bullshit. Okay, but this was to entertain. I didn't need this pork shoulder myself like I was wanted to do

[00:12:53] Of course I

[00:12:54] Slow roasted this motherfucker

[00:12:56] For 16 hours, bro. It was the most delectable pork. I've ever fucking put upon my lips. Mm-hmm. It was oh

[00:13:05] Nice little to this week for instance for what for some reason what the hell man you got a friend's birthday

[00:13:12] We had a pork shoulder and then Christmas Eve had pork shoulders well. Wow, okay. Well

[00:13:18] But thanks for stepping on my fucking poor shoulder story something we haven't in common. No, no

[00:13:24] I'm drawing I'm drawing a parallel shut up, dude. All right. So the rest of your Christmas is good. I mean it was fine

[00:13:30] I also made a steak roast

[00:13:33] Do you have any of those Adam? No, I didn't have a stick you didn't have a ribeye roast

[00:13:36] No, I didn't have a really lovely covered in butter and garlic the night before in time in time

[00:13:42] Yes, time a little chili powder to garlic a little girl of course so much garlic how many bulbs?

[00:13:49] Motherfucker

[00:13:52] What are you doing over there man? I'm looking at a map of Japan

[00:13:58] For Christmas I went to go see the movie vice

[00:14:01] and being in a theater with a

[00:14:03] Couple hundred Jews mad at Bush nice is pretty much the perfect Christmas without the sexual energy. He wanted. Oh my god

[00:14:11] I was fucking hard the whole movie

[00:14:14] Dude, I had a horrible Christmas movies experience

[00:14:17] But the whole thing all I wanted to do was watch fucking Aquaman on fucking mushrooms shots out to a come boy

[00:14:23] He came through with acid. I don't want to say his name because it is drugs, but salute

[00:14:27] He's been to the Baltimore shows. He's been to I believe the first DC show John Malkovich was John Malkovich. I

[00:14:34] Went through

[00:14:35] His famous actor John Malkovich and then I was on the Jersey turnpike. How does that movie go?

[00:14:42] What's that being John Malkovich? Yeah, you just come out of the tunnel on a Jersey turnpike or something. Yeah

[00:14:48] Yeah, and you get to be John Malkovich. Yeah, no you go in an office building in this floor

[00:14:53] That's like a tiny door and you know, and you become John Malkovich and when you come out you're on the Jersey turnpike

[00:15:00] I love that you do that like Stavo say something correct and go. Oh, no, and then you didn't even listen to the question. I was sitting at

[00:15:06] Text oh good. I came in. Oh, no, you're wrong. Here's exactly what you said with details that weren't asked

[00:15:13] So what you get to do whatever you want is John Malkovich. Yeah, you can back off you fuck

[00:15:18] That's all they seem to do is fuck instead of like robbing a bank or yeah, you know, I would do that

[00:15:25] Honestly, yeah, you just go up. What's up? You slow down John Malkovich. You ever seen rounders?

[00:15:31] That's the one I used to get pussy. Yeah, you know Teddy KGB bitch. You're looking at him. Yeah, come over here and suck this prick

[00:15:38] I just love that movie in freshman year of college. Oh, yeah when you were a rounder Cyrus the virus

[00:15:44] Mm-hmm the least intimidating prisoner in any movie

[00:15:49] Because he uses perfect English. Yeah, unlike the rest attention boys and girls. We have a heist we are planning to

[00:15:59] Do

[00:16:03] Just as soon as

[00:16:06] We confirm that we are not being tracked

[00:16:09] I've never seen he's just like twirling around the plane. There's a limp ass fucking wrists nice. Yeah, I

[00:16:16] Have never seen it sounds good though. Yeah, it looks like he's about to go into you know a little musical number the whole time

[00:16:23] So Nick Cage is a good guy little pirates of penzance

[00:16:28] Nick a guy in in that movie is a good guy. Yeah, but that one is got a mullet and shit. Yeah, he has a big long hair

[00:16:35] I thought he was a bad guy. He's ripped. Well, it's it's it's everyone's bad guys. I watched adaptation again

[00:16:42] Yeah, fuck them. He's he's so you don't like that movie is amazing. I'm too stupid to get it man

[00:16:48] What do you mean? It's there's nothing to get I don't like it's not I just don't know what's a big fucking deal

[00:16:54] It is he becomes himself or something and then he's what the fuck is the orchid who cares and then we're following whatever some other bitch

[00:17:01] It's an article written in the New Yorker that he's adapting. Oh, right, right? So that's that's why it's called adaptation

[00:17:08] Okay, and it's but then and he's a cell for something or is that it's about an orchid the way he's driving out of the fucking parking lot

[00:17:15] And it is him or it's not him. What's going on? Is it like a double?

[00:17:22] What for is he imagining himself is it always him? I know thanks, man. Let me watch dread

[00:17:28] Let me watch him on the fucker get shot in the fucking head. You didn't even know what dread was until I showed it to you

[00:17:34] I'm saying that's exactly my kind of genre and I knew what it was if you had known about it

[00:17:38] You would have that would have it was your thing you would have already

[00:17:41] I thought you would like that movie because the scene where he beats off to the picture of male Streep on the book

[00:17:46] Check respect he beats off he beats off to every one. Yeah, listen

[00:17:50] Not even like her body just her best is when he's done that

[00:17:54] He's like beating off the fucking like till this way whoever is fucking like

[00:17:59] She's just reading the bus. She's like, oh, you're a genius. Yeah

[00:18:05] Well, thanks. Yeah, fuck my thanks

[00:18:08] Whatever man fuck adaptation. That's my take. Yeah, there's never been a movie about flowers

[00:18:13] What about flowers for Algernon? That's not about flowers. You know the story behind adaptation when he was he was working on the

[00:18:20] The Dana Carvey show on Fox that show that got was ill-fated

[00:18:25] Cancelled after like half a Caesar made one Caesar great cash with the greatest writing room ever of all time like Schmeigel

[00:18:33] Steve Carell, Colbert like all these guys

[00:18:37] He was in the writing room and he had a sketch that he wrote called weird weirder Al Yankovic

[00:18:42] That's about how Yankovic having a twin brother who did parodies of

[00:18:47] of Aliankovitz parrot I like that and then over years that

[00:18:52] That sketch became adaptation see he should have stuck with the that of course could be something

[00:18:58] I like Gandalfini story that was told to me that I like bought first of all wait. Oh wait wait wait

[00:19:03] He's got a brother in the movie. He has a twin brother in the

[00:19:08] Yes, it's still fucking sucks dick

[00:19:11] But why you forgot that that's like one of the main so who is he at the end?

[00:19:18] He said the guy is this brother?

[00:19:20] What do you mean his brothers also writing a script during the movie? He's taking like a stupid right guy masterclass

[00:19:27] And he's like that isn't our part where he sort of what would you do if you're writing a movie where nothing happens like real life?

[00:19:34] Let's see Brian Cox is like nothing happens get the fuck out

[00:19:39] Yeah, no waste my fucking time

[00:19:44] Sun every minute a child dies

[00:19:47] I want to see that I know is there no like I haven't seen like I haven't seen is there no like magic or like

[00:19:55] Weird shit. I don't even remember that happened to that adaptation. Just saw it. Yeah, there's there

[00:20:01] I don't think there's like there's some kind of magic or some kind of

[00:20:04] Is there something like that for real? No, there's no magic. No, I don't think so the guy is the guy the whole time

[00:20:12] He's not imagining anything. Yeah, he imagines things like much like he's writing himself into the story

[00:20:18] Yeah, he becomes a fictionalized version of himself. It's okay. There is an imagination aspect to it

[00:20:24] But I would say that a human being is he ever right?

[00:20:27] I would say that you for instance imagining that you're fucking someone isn't you're not doing magic principle

[00:20:32] It's not a magical if I just that something that will never interact with the fake version of himself

[00:20:39] It's not like the fake guy come out of the fucking movie and knock on his door or some shit

[00:20:44] What are you talking about? It's his twin does that happen? Oh like in the movie?

[00:20:47] Yeah, like the guy from the movie becomes part did all just sort of wraps in on itself

[00:20:51] It's like sort of spiraling but then the fake guy he's imagining does he ever like knock on his fucking door and he comes out

[00:20:56] He's looking at third Nick. Hey

[00:20:58] Yeah, what do you mean is it magic?

[00:21:02] Nothing like that imagine. He's just imagining. Oh, maybe

[00:21:09] Going into it you have to understand

[00:21:14] Charlie Kaufman is a real guy. Yeah, and the main character's name is Charlie. Yeah, but he always does weird shit

[00:21:19] And well Charlie Gotham is a real guy that woman. What's her name? Or lean or whatever is a real part like all these in or lean?

[00:21:26] Yeah, he was hired to adapt the screenplay. Did he ever do it? Well, that that was the script he turned in that was the adaptation

[00:21:34] Because he said that's that was literally fuck that

[00:21:40] Flower thieves. Yeah, that's better. It's cool to me

[00:21:43] No, so I don't think that's they hired him to adapt the movie and then he turned in that script after because they

[00:21:49] Option you know he showed it to what's her name Susan or lean and initially she was like fuck no, we're not fucking making this

[00:21:55] She did what's up. Yeah, we should have

[00:21:59] Stuck to her guns. They made it. It's one of the greatest movies of all time sucks

[00:22:03] I think it's really good. If you don't like Charlie Kaufman and your you know, I like I like Charlie

[00:22:07] No, I like that one go ahead and just back to fuck out of the entertainment industry stop doing stand up

[00:22:16] I'm gonna suck my dick. No, you're not allowed to be an artist anymore. Talk out

[00:22:20] No, I like I like Charlie Kaufman. I just didn't like fucking adaptation. I love to have a hilarious body voice

[00:22:25] Do you like any of his other movies he did eternal son eternal son of course?

[00:22:29] I'm I'm gonna motion a little thought I get that yeah, but he does magic

[00:22:36] To me

[00:22:38] I get it science

[00:22:54] I don't know and then and then it's a fucking we don't learn shit about the flowers the flowers seem cool a little lotus and shit

[00:23:02] I'm on board on the actual

[00:23:04] Swamp trying to find

[00:23:06] Put me give me some galoshes. Let me get in the swamp, baby

[00:23:10] Rose is it Chris Cooper Chris Cooper. What else did Charlie Kaufman do? He did

[00:23:15] Synecticky New York and seen it being John Malcolm, but I will be in Schenectady, New York if you want to come see me

[00:23:22] No, I think Spike John's wrote it. We know January 13

[00:23:26] He did that puppet movie that I fell asleep and I'm Elisa. Yeah, now I'm Elisa wasn't good

[00:23:31] I didn't I didn't see it. Did he do Mary and Max? No, I fell asleep. No, he didn't know Elisa though. He did a normal Lisa. Yeah

[00:23:39] as fuck

[00:23:42] Young Lisa. Yeah, he wrote the movie Yamanica

[00:23:47] Yo, if you heard

[00:23:50] Adapt Yamanica to a screen I would watch the shit out of that

[00:23:55] Just added just Yamanica as Nikkei Nikkei swapped them out. I'll watch adaptation then

[00:24:00] That'd be good. Oh, I guess he wrote confessions of a dangerous mind. That's right. Yeah, that's a good movie

[00:24:06] Well, he wrote one draft of the screenplay that was rewritten because you watch it and it almost feels like a Charlie Kaufman movie

[00:24:13] But then it's it's like a little bit

[00:24:15] Exanitized I just watched analyze this and now that's a good point

[00:24:19] I was watching the credits roll the guy who wrote it is Kenneth Longer and the guy that wrote like

[00:24:25] Manchester by the sea really and like all these intense dramas and

[00:24:30] Then I guess I looked it up and he like wrote the movie and then refused to ever watch

[00:24:35] Respect get that check. Yeah, Kenneth Longer in like it's kind of funny because that movie came out like a month after the sopranos

[00:24:43] premiered and like stop your last name is no it isn't whatever you think it isn't

[00:24:47] Stop longer and a man's ass and it is woman supposed to go. No, no that one it feels better

[00:24:52] Wait, oh, what if you have that magical power? We're thinking it's huge, but only in a man's ass

[00:24:58] We drive you we drive you to being gay. I think

[00:25:02] Once again, we return to you not understanding what magic

[00:25:09] That is magic you're getting bigger in a man's ass than a woman's pussy. That's textbook magic

[00:25:19] Magical guy I know in terms of thinking thank you you have a magical brain. Thank you

[00:25:24] I like that black girl magic is like having a LinkedIn page

[00:25:39] Business cards

[00:25:42] Anyway, I'm just saying that is exactly what magic is I guess that's I mean

[00:25:49] Whatever

[00:25:50] What are we gonna talk about and then the then the question is does that?

[00:25:55] Hmm now gender starts getting involved because now gender would it be biological?

[00:26:01] Let's say you fuck a trans woman who was biologically a man. There's the magic hold up. Well depends what you believe by a

[00:26:08] God got

[00:26:09] Gautagically, I don't know so it would be what I believe

[00:26:13] It would only work on regular ass men

[00:26:15] Well, I'm saying like if you think that's a woman then oh, that's a real way to find out what you really believe

[00:26:22] Well push comes to show I could

[00:26:25] Wear compression sure this underwear like I went I went back to read what yeah

[00:26:34] But now it's just I'm not used to having

[00:26:37] underwear stuck in my ass

[00:26:40] Anymore I know that feeling because I went back the regular underwear

[00:26:44] Which levels of shit yeah, yeah, it's fine

[00:26:48] Yeah, they're probably fine my dick's just really big and I wouldn't want people to miss out on this

[00:26:58] Computer has detected a no override this is a bigger computer with more

[00:27:05] I can't

[00:27:07] Then the afraid I can't let you do that. I am afraid your dick is small the hell the computer oh

[00:27:14] Anyway, this is a bigger computer and a stop stick is big

[00:27:18] Yes, and I like to like to be good at chess you either have to be a super computer built by IBM

[00:27:22] Some Russian slave to state or just like a homeless black

[00:27:29] Hustler and then you're good at chess some like grand champion went and played those guys

[00:27:33] And they were he was like yeah, they're good, but they also just cheat constantly

[00:27:38] What do you mean like he caught the guy like trying to like just take a piece. Yeah, yeah wasn't yeah

[00:27:43] Yeah, just really fast. Yeah, you like tried to like take a rook instead of a pawn or some shit

[00:27:48] Uh-huh any caught it was pretty good video. Yeah, so yeah prosecute the homeless for crimes like that

[00:27:58] Julianne's back, baby

[00:28:00] Look here's how look you can save money for the city and really help a lot of social issues

[00:28:06] Get rid of the beat cops you put one cop with a sniper rifle on top of the Empire state

[00:28:11] And he's got a radio hooked up to his head and we all all the white people get walkie talkies

[00:28:17] They're like we need assistance officer assistance

[00:28:20] Please and he's like I'm on it

[00:28:23] And then the bullet fire let me see it spin

[00:28:26] Rifling through the air. Yes, it goes through somebody's like somebody's reading a newspaper and it like goes like right that corn video

[00:28:34] free on a leash the bullet going through the

[00:28:38] Never mind somebody put this freak on a leaf. Yeah, that's what I'd like. Yep, and the leash is a man

[00:28:44] Dude, what a gay ass name for

[00:28:46] Yeah

[00:28:52] You could be such a fucking

[00:28:57] Limp biscuit corn they like went on a summer tour together

[00:29:08] Yeah

[00:29:10] Yeah, the the tour for guys who wear air walks and date a fat girl it doesn't speak and basically lives out of her

[00:29:19] The guitarist had a dreadlocks and his name was monkey there was a white guy hit yes

[00:29:28] Well the guy with a weird

[00:29:31] West Borland from he might have had contacts too

[00:29:35] But West Borland from limp biscuit had weird contact. Yeah, but the main the main corn guy also had dreadlocks Jonathan Dave

[00:29:43] Yeah, Davis Jonathan and if John and Dave is you also created Garfield a lot of people don't know

[00:29:51] The guy the guy who created garbage

[00:29:55] You think you'd only have one hit and you're like coming up with corn, but then you're in the Yang

[00:29:59] He's like what about a cat that psycho?

[00:30:07] Speaking of psychos, I know you guys are crazy for gambling on

[00:30:13] You know that about you that's why you listen to the show cuz you're you're the

[00:30:17] Generate game or fucking similar to Jason Patrick and the Suprits of Leonos

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[00:30:28] Mm-hmm. What's the D stand for?

[00:30:31] Dick yeah, what's the S stand for suck? What's the eyes stand for?

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[00:30:41] but thanks, oh, sorry, but

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[00:31:28] Don't fuck listen. You got a local economy to worry about somebody got fucking pizza saw saw all over the website

[00:31:34] They will not accept dollars that have been stained in fucking marinara sauce. You do not take day go bucks

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[00:31:45] Go there sign up play bet win they got an easy to use mobile app unless there's some fucking dumbass

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[00:32:42] Yeah, if you try to use it there. They offer odds on pretty much everything guys sports politics

[00:32:48] You know who created Garfield. That's right. You can bet on all the things we say on the show absolutely

[00:32:55] So go ahead and check them out on that website. That's right. What's that website again? Bette yes

[00:33:01] Which stands for what

[00:33:05] Bitch eat the dick

[00:33:06] Suck I implore you and

[00:33:13] Changes the Italian. Oh, yeah, bitch

[00:33:18] Eat

[00:33:22] What the fuck does DSI stand for now that I think about it

[00:33:26] I know I've never know it really doesn't say for anything. It sounds cool

[00:33:30] Yeah, I would bet that it doesn't say for anything

[00:33:32] Well, you know you can wage it well they've been around forever is probably just some 90s thing where they're like put some letters

[00:33:37] So it sounds like a computer it might it probably stands for something. Yeah, I think so. It's such a good company

[00:33:44] Why wouldn't it stand? Yeah, it's like our cars or cars or like it's a it's a nfx

[00:33:49] You know, it's like it doesn't mean anything. Mm-hmm. Just let you just pick letters at random. Mm-hmm

[00:33:55] Um, yeah, you can bet if you dumbasses would have taken the Ravens over the fucking Chargers like I fucking told you

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[00:37:41] So McCauley Colkins changing this middle name that McCauley Colkin

[00:37:45] McCauley

[00:37:46] Is that for adaptation stop?

[00:37:48] How you wait, what's he doing? He's changing his middle name to McCauley Colkin McCauley McCauley Colkin Colkin

[00:37:54] I tell you when that guy dies. It won't be soon enough

[00:37:58] He's in a commercial. I got no issues with McCauley. I have no issues either

[00:38:01] I just can't imagine the pain he's in the commercial for

[00:38:04] Siri or Alexa. Yeah, he's like he's still his asshole still hasn't like

[00:38:10] Undilated

[00:38:12] He's in a velvet underground cover band where he makes all the

[00:38:16] Yeah, it's like the man live

[00:38:20] Love in his you all know what pizzas code for yeah, let's not look any further into that

[00:38:26] Pizza damn

[00:38:27] That's the whole thing the under the pizza underground is the name of the band you just crack the case

[00:38:35] Sorry, don't do that silent thing. Don't do the silent thing. Now. You're just looking at me

[00:38:40] We're all doing something though. I think I think I'm sorry for exclaiming but

[00:38:46] He was raped as a child for sure

[00:38:50] The Podesta emails

[00:38:53] Damn dude, they think they're like a comet comet ping-pong

[00:38:56] Do you think they did like a like a draft or also?

[00:38:59] Podesta is Italian for pedophile. Mm-hmm. That's awesome. I don't even know that. Yeah, I know they'll put it together

[00:39:05] But that's okay. Guess I'm I OD choice. Oh, I'll go dance

[00:39:13] Okay, so did you have a pedophile

[00:39:17] Podesta

[00:39:20] Key cuckoo

[00:39:23] Pippey

[00:39:24] Yep, now who got the fuck the famous kids

[00:39:28] Was there like do you think there was a bidding war?

[00:39:30] Do you think it was a key party? You said the thing about there's like a deleted scene in the and what is the

[00:39:37] Sashabaran Cohen show called yes, so this is yeah, were they uncovered that thing?

[00:39:42] There's a man was gonna set him up with a with a child to fuck yeah

[00:39:47] Insane the other boys like we all got time for

[00:39:52] We're setting up Muslims over here

[00:39:54] You got a convince a retarded Muslim guy to pick up a fake bomb

[00:40:00] What percentage of Guantanamo you think is retard's they're just accidentally got

[00:40:05] God clicked on the wrong link and they just love the feeding tube

[00:40:15] I think 10% probably 10% I think that's probably

[00:40:18] I mean like look everybody likes to think that we live a civilized life, but if we had an island where we just put all the

[00:40:25] Retards like it's not too far off from what we already do. I mean we do that what do you mean?

[00:40:31] No, I mean if society if like look if things had gone differently

[00:40:34] You could have easily lived in a world where we just deported all of the mentally retarded people to an island somewhere

[00:40:40] Okay, they live in complete isolation and nobody would be king no one no one none of these whooping problem

[00:40:47] problem

[00:40:48] They would say oh yeah, of course you just put retarded people on the island. Duh

[00:40:53] Yeah, you know would there be cameras trust me I've thought about

[00:40:58] It be cameras be the Truman show

[00:41:02] And then some activists would try to come free the retards and they just get murder

[00:41:06] The what I don't like about the Truman show is that the premise is that you'd like somebody if you knew them in their private moments

[00:41:13] Which human beings are fucking disgusting. Yeah, there's no way all the time

[00:41:17] He wouldn't be I mean beyond the jacking off if you had access to that man's private moment you would despise him

[00:41:22] Oh, you eat boogers and like for many beyond what's not in the trash. Yeah

[00:41:28] Not that I let it I've strained it

[00:41:31] Like a whole pot of pasta and it tipped over into the trash and I ate the top pasta

[00:41:36] Let's see. Yeah easy money right there brother. You got to eat the top

[00:41:40] Yeah

[00:41:42] Yeah, I've done some gross things

[00:41:44] Yeah, we all have damn what if Truman was like a fucking

[00:41:48] Criminal or a pedophile when they've caught him they've turned him in no they just keep watching that damn show

[00:41:53] I mean just like dictating like a show where if you know

[00:41:58] You could just see a man staring in the mirror home by himself just going just fucking kill yourself

[00:42:03] Yeah, just just fucking kill yourself fuck you just fucking kill yourself over and over and over again for hours

[00:42:17] Just shut up

[00:42:19] I'm like this island would there be roads would they have their own dune buggies? We can't get out. Yes, there would be dune buggies with the fuck is happening

[00:42:33] The island of the retard I mean no they would develop their own technology. Oh, it would be sort of a really funny car

[00:42:39] Well, they can't use tools. That's like the cutoff to like separates humans from retards

[00:42:44] As humans are able monkeys can use tools man. Yeah, I know I said humans from retard

[00:42:51] Come on money retarded guys. Yeah, you know who can't make tools a retarded monkey. I

[00:42:57] Don't know they have if he wants to crack open a wall not bad enough

[00:43:01] He'd figure it out funny if there was like like for some like somehow there's a chimp

[00:43:06] That's born like way more advanced than the other ones and its face looks more human

[00:43:10] Mmm, and then we find out this entire time is a is every single every single champ

[00:43:16] Just chimp down syndrome and then there was they finally got the combo right and they made a normal one

[00:43:23] And then it proves it like people think it proves evolution, but it's a chimp. That's like can I put on pants, please?

[00:43:29] Yeah, yeah, yeah, just give me some pants. Yeah, you know all these old these dark kids keep raping me

[00:43:35] All the redarik is in my class. Yeah, we meet down English. It's like yeah, it's not that fucking hard

[00:43:41] I've had to communicate with people to only scream and throw shit and they're all incredibly strong

[00:43:47] Yeah, would he be just as strong or no?

[00:43:51] Well, I don't know you'd have to ask a geneticist maybe we can get one on the show

[00:44:00] Question for you

[00:44:02] You Genesis yeah, let's let's say here that every every quote unquote regular

[00:44:10] Chimpanzee actually has a chimpanzee version of down syndrome click

[00:44:15] Sorry, I think we got caught off here disconnected and so the down syndrome chips click

[00:44:20] No, they're listen. They're fucking right

[00:44:24] It's a cute monkey the cute the regular one

[00:44:27] Yeah, that's a good question. That's a great question. Yeah, I'm what you call a thinking man's genius

[00:44:36] You're actually the sucking man's penis. Yeah, what do you think of that? Yeah, I'm what you call a gay man's

[00:44:44] Drake

[00:44:46] Straight guy that lets gay men put loads in my ass

[00:44:51] They love me a good drag brunch. Yeah when I suck them all off in the bathroom

[00:44:55] I've never been able to beat a Rubik's cube in my life. They're not hard dude

[00:45:00] You just have to learn this. I don't want to learn the trick

[00:45:02] I want to do it by

[00:45:04] You have to match up the middle pieces with the other side Adam doesn't know what he's talking about. Yes

[00:45:10] The outside middle piece Adam's literally never saw the Rubik's cube and he never will I think I did

[00:45:15] You think yeah, you don't know what the fuck am I listening to your ass for then someone told me how to do it?

[00:45:21] I just never did. Oh, is that what happened? Yeah, are you trying to steal?

[00:45:35] If someone tells you a magic trick do you do the magic tricks I do every time no you don't do the magic

[00:45:40] Sure, okay, I know that works. I've done it every time I intellectually know how that works. Oh

[00:45:45] I never forget what happened to me on fucking Christmas. I wanted to see Aquaman and I take a bunch of acid

[00:45:51] And I fucking we're going to East Point Mall shouts out to the mall of my youth

[00:45:56] To see the new to see Aquaman and we get there. We're like my brother's like, where's it gotta be Aquaman?

[00:46:04] Almost 2019

[00:46:09] It's a good question that's a great question and I have no answer for it, but I

[00:46:13] Get there in the fucking movie is sold out on Christmas at a shitty fucking

[00:46:18] Theater and I'm already on acid as fuck and all my my brothers are like

[00:46:24] What my brothers like dude? I can't go to another theater. This was comfortable for me

[00:46:27] I'm on acid. It's like all right. We'll just go back home and we just and my other brother who's sober is like

[00:46:33] Oh, just throw on cocoa. It's got like vibrant colors and shit that movie's just about no that movie

[00:46:39] It's just about death and like your family. I cried for like three hours, bro, and I just go cocoa

[00:46:45] Why can't it be about a black? Oh, it's about

[00:46:49] And I'm just sitting there on acid

[00:46:53] Crime sad is shit thinking about people I've lost my strained relationship with my family

[00:47:00] I was on a fucking plane all I wanted to see was a fucking fish fight a motherfucker with a tried and shit

[00:47:04] This and with bright-ass colors. I was on a plane of Vegas and like every time I go home to visit my parents

[00:47:10] Like half the plainest people they're like

[00:47:14] Yeah, I was watching Coco

[00:47:18] And there's this fucking Dominican guys these two Dominican guys in my row just like drinking like hard the entire flight

[00:47:24] They turn around to me crying. They'd be like, oh, are you are you good bro? Are you good, bro?

[00:47:30] Yeah, dude

[00:47:31] But Coco was a great film now. That's a good movie that movie is that movies

[00:47:37] Incredible man. Absolutely. I fucking shut out the Pixar dude last time I was on acid. I watched

[00:47:43] Two expendables I watched expendables two and three and it was

[00:47:48] Awesome, you know my brother did to calm me down because I was literally crying

[00:47:52] When Coco was I was peeking as Coco was ending and I went upstairs

[00:47:57] I'm just crying in the bathroom and I come down and I just all I hear is the beginning scene to Thor Ragnarok

[00:48:04] Oh, yeah, and I was home

[00:48:06] That's a magical moment for me. Your brother really knows

[00:48:09] He loves you and I just fucking fell down into my security blanket

[00:48:13] Watch Thor Ragnarok on Christmas after crying about Coco for a coca. Do you call your dad? Fuck no

[00:48:20] My dad can suck my dick

[00:48:23] But I did cry

[00:48:25] But I will say shout out to Coco good ass film. Yeah, the movies incredible vice wasn't that good all right?

[00:48:32] I

[00:48:33] Mean I got to say I was gimmicky. I was annoyed with Christian Bale

[00:48:38] Stealing stole a role from the fat bald community. Yeah having said that he did look like Dick Cheney

[00:48:43] Yeah, he's all the acting is incredible. Yeah

[00:48:47] Makes them do Shakespeare in the middle of it for no reason and

[00:48:51] It's like I know the fucking story. Just tell the fucking story

[00:48:54] Yeah

[00:48:57] What about well, you guys wanna go see rock well as George Bush absolutely fucking murders it though

[00:49:04] Kills it. Yeah, he's a very good actor. Yeah, he's so good and he's hilarious too. He's so fucking stupid

[00:49:12] Yeah, he is good. What part of Japan are you looking at on your phone now?

[00:49:16] What are you looking at now? I think I'm porn doing nothing

[00:49:20] Why do you want to ask I'm saying I'm trying to would you think about Kevin's?

[00:49:26] Ooh

[00:49:27] That was the best fucking thing I've ever seen a mile I smiled so hard dude. My brain wasn't working

[00:49:33] I was like this is I made me so happy

[00:49:36] smiling so hard I got I don't even make it better as if he was making craft macaroni

[00:49:43] That's what was happening

[00:49:45] He's assembling a lunchable so always doing it you wouldn't believe something without looking into the evidence to yourself

[00:49:55] Did I mention I was gay now

[00:49:59] You wanted it the whole time you wanted me to do this

[00:50:03] Indidja cuz you loved me and you wanted it. I mean that's how you know he's like

[00:50:10] Serious about acting yeah, it loves it. I thought acting would be the answer. I'm gonna act my way out of this

[00:50:16] I mean, it's you know, it's funny. It's like the actor version of Louie being like you know what they need spots

[00:50:22] That's what they want me to do is spots

[00:50:24] Everybody's waiting for my triumphant return to spots and Kevin space is like the power of my acting will help them see past

[00:50:32] the rape of a child

[00:50:34] That just for some reason mirrors this character so the kids technically I can talk about it's the character the kid like

[00:50:42] Snapchat or FaceTime this girlfriend while he was getting molested by Kevin Spacey because she didn't believe him. No

[00:50:49] She's like babe, you're not gonna believe this Kevin Space is molested

[00:50:52] Wait, what do you do? He sucked the kid off or something? He got the kid drunk

[00:50:55] He was like 17 or 18 you got him. You got some 18 year old drunk at a bar and shoved his hand down his pants

[00:51:00] And was I playing with his dick? Yeah, but then it's so funny that

[00:51:10] His hand on my cock fucking

[00:51:17] Yeah, that post isn't that video is incredible. Yeah, I don't know. Is he like rape children or anything like that?

[00:51:24] He's just like he's he's like boys with Brian Singer, but he's also and explained to me why

[00:51:29] He's been on Jeffrey Epstein's plane

[00:51:34] Why he doesn't like teenage girl, maybe I have some boys there too because they're all pedophiles because they're

[00:51:40] Explicitly pedophiles damn. They really all are pedophiles. Why was he on that like in what like how what is the overlap between those two guys?

[00:51:49] They just love he love other than like the Clinton Foundation

[00:51:52] They just love doing charitable work in fucking, you know Africa or wherever the fuck the Clinton Foundation does work

[00:52:00] Hello brother in the middle of us being one acid

[00:52:02] There's a fucking pause and the no one's really saying anything and he just goes

[00:52:07] kilary

[00:52:08] Clinton

[00:52:11] Tell me why and he just starts listening from memory just people the hill the Clintons have supposedly killed

[00:52:18] Yeah, and then he's like crooked hill and little bill

[00:52:24] Dude, I mean really though the fucking Epstein thing is fucking insane and it's like

[00:52:29] People cared for two days when they thought it was a Trump thing and then

[00:52:33] It wasn't like you know like they're like hmm funny that none of the pizza gate people seem to care about this

[00:52:39] And then the pizza gate people were like we did we've mentioned him a billion fucking time

[00:52:43] He's like the linchpin and the whole

[00:52:45] They also think that Trump is trying to take down his network of it's like the whole Q and on thing

[00:52:50] Whatever that's misguided retarded also, but like you have right here in front of you

[00:52:56] evidence of

[00:52:57] Some kind of elite pedophile ring. I feel like it's even less than two days that my Miami Herald article came out and literally knowing

[00:53:04] No, people cared a lot for a day. Yeah, they did and it just went back to not care

[00:53:09] Yeah, didn't some guy say Dershowitz he watched Dershowitz fuck a child or something on Twitter

[00:53:17] Yeah, those Dershowitz was like what it what was his defense. It was crazy. Oh

[00:53:23] That he was always on the plane with his family

[00:53:26] That was his defense. He was like I only flew that plane with my family and according to something we've heard

[00:53:32] We got a scoop that's even better than anything anti lawyer ever

[00:53:38] Mm-hmm, and we won't ever tell you on the show you have to hear it from us in person

[00:53:42] That's right, but we will come to the live show Adam sucked off Jeffrey Epstein dude. I'm excited for that world tour

[00:53:47] When do you have anything? I'm excited to tour Croatia bring the podcast to Kuala Lumpur before we ever do

[00:53:55] Cleveland again

[00:53:56] Yeah, before we do LA or Chicago

[00:54:00] We're gonna do the live podcast brought us love us

[00:54:04] I will be in LA on the second by your ticket

[00:54:08] Live podcast I'll be in Eastern Sahara

[00:54:13] There disputed

[00:54:17] Desert territory. Yeah, I would love to do a live show in Nigeria. Yeah. Yeah hire that sign language interpreter

[00:54:26] That was a good motherfucker right there

[00:54:28] Dude I bet you they would love African guy in Nigeria

[00:54:32] Absolutely because you know what I know enough about Nigerians that I could do an hour of Nigerian comedy and it would resonate

[00:54:37] Well, especially the stuff about the Nigerian businesses

[00:54:45] We just go we're like why the fuck are people wearing closed-toe shoes

[00:54:49] Why is it ever wearing sandals here?

[00:54:51] Where's the craft services table?

[00:54:53] Is it attached to your wife's head?

[00:54:55] I

[00:54:57] Was that woman that also functions is the craft service

[00:55:04] With bananas and charcuterie

[00:55:11] Yeah, excuse me

[00:55:15] You know that head you got cashews on your on your bitch

[00:55:17] Get your bitches and put some cashews on a new woman that speaks seven languages like French

[00:55:27] What's your name Coco? It's Rachel

[00:55:32] Listen Coco, I'm gonna need some how many some fruit roll-ups in that hat he was

[00:55:38] I'm not wearing a hat. Well strike two

[00:55:44] Yep, we'll be in Nigeria

[00:55:46] We should figure it out and just go to some beachy ass places. Yeah, I'm trying to lay on the beach Nigeria's got some beaches

[00:55:53] Yeah, beautiful Nigerian beaches. They have nice beaches. Do they yeah?

[00:55:58] Western Africa I don't know shit about geography, man. Don't fucking talk like you know shit either

[00:56:04] Yeah, it's by it's by just cuz your family went and helped to the one white African country do genocide

[00:56:10] We didn't doesn't mean you fucking know about geography. No

[00:56:12] We didn't

[00:56:14] Just because you do this on my parents

[00:56:21] I'm drinking rum and

[00:56:24] I forgot about that song. It's a fucking banger bro. I

[00:56:28] Got

[00:56:29] Fizzied up this I will say I did have a fun time though. I had a little party Christmas

[00:56:34] You guys got to come to the house. I think we're gonna be throwing parties

[00:56:37] It's fun dude. So little little intimate party with your bros get fucking trash

[00:56:43] Sitting when I saw vice I was sitting there since old Jewish couple and you know dick chaining at a lesbian daughter

[00:56:49] Yeah, I know I fucked her so like right before the daughter comes out of the closet to her parents in the movie

[00:56:54] This is this old Jewish man next to me goes she's gay

[00:57:01] And so am I and then he kisses your dad I'm gay too

[00:57:05] And they kiss your neck and sucks your dick in the movie. I was there with my feelings. Yeah, she liked it

[00:57:11] She's calling you gay for doing getting it done. I'm like I never gonna call her that it's so gay

[00:57:17] I'm saying I like it. No, I like girlfriend sounds cute. I like why for a girlfriend

[00:57:23] You should call you you look like the kind of guy would call her a partner

[00:57:27] My part

[00:57:29] Cowboy Dasha. This is my partner. Mrs. Neck respect

[00:57:38] Yeah, but whatever

[00:57:41] Fun wedding you guys are invited. Oh actually everyone that listens to come town so you're all invited all of you guys

[00:57:48] It's at the chucky cheeses on the Bronx

[00:57:51] No, yeah, we're gonna do it in mince square dasha's family. Yeah, you got a man with the motherland

[00:57:56] Yeah, yeah, the Chernobyl fallout song sounds good to me

[00:58:00] Yeah, I can't wait. I love a nice damn wedding. I'm not coming here fucking way

[00:58:05] Congratulations. Yeah

[00:58:08] Part where they're like and if anyone has reasons why just a kick down the doors the church. He's gay

[00:58:17] I don't that's like a thing that only existed in movies. Yeah as a kid

[00:58:21] I thought like all the weddings were like I dude I was so mad

[00:58:24] I went to my first wedding and no one I was like fuck with it. Yeah, I'm on some of them. No one does that

[00:58:29] Yeah, the grads you didn't say it and if any what no of course I don't say that's not a part of the wedding

[00:58:34] Yeah, just some gay man in the 90s who wrote movies. He's like well. I've never been to a wedding

[00:58:40] Had the mobile that I would ever get married. That's what a gay wedding is just drama

[00:58:45] I text the boys that I got engaged as I we went to the diamond store. We got a fucker the boys

[00:58:50] You two and then stops like oh, dude, congrats and Nick says L.O.L. Diamond store

[00:58:58] That's right. Yeah, that's cute that you're engaged though. Yeah, I guess so

[00:59:04] Maybe I should find love yeah, you should do come on getting engaged to go now come get really smooth and greased up

[00:59:11] I do like the part about a smooth and greasy

[00:59:13] Yeah, dude, let's be smooth and greasy together and straight as hell that sounds straight to me come so straight

[00:59:21] We never have girlfriends again. Oh, and we just hang out

[00:59:31] Become Bert nerdy except with no shirts

[00:59:36] Shut up dude, you're not bird or already I'm fucking horny for that kind of shit. Yeah

[00:59:40] Well, I'll tell you what we're gonna cut it short here

[00:59:46] Oh, that's exactly now

[00:59:48] I got a if you're going to if you're a second show added in LA

[00:59:53] Please come out and fucking on the second February second and then the tour is kicking off big dick time

[01:00:00] January 10th, I'm in fucking

[01:00:03] York or some shit 11th Pittsburgh 12th Buffalo 13th connected in New York

[01:00:09] Just like that fucking dumbass movie 19 diamond Phoenix the 20th. I'm in Tucson

[01:00:15] Hartford on the 24th Delaware on the mother fucking 25th saying Diego on the 27th

[01:00:21] LA on the mother fucking second the goddamn but the breakfast tour baby

[01:00:25] We're all having sex on that thing and then come see funny moms on the

[01:00:31] 14th I'm gonna link in lodge

[01:00:33] Sometimes in March. Yeah, go see Nick at the link in lodge everyone that came to see me except that one dumb bitch

[01:00:39] It got drunk as he was there not see I thought there was a Nazi

[01:00:43] I don't think so in Chicago. I don't believe there were not she's in Chicago, but anyway, please come out and see

[01:00:50] See me on the tour go see Nick at the fucking Lincoln Lodge and come see funny moms on the 14th. I believe

[01:00:56] I

[01:00:57] Alright, everyone happy new year happy new year. There's a Christmas spectacular

[01:01:01] Tacular this is our post Christmas spake tank boxing day. Oh, I know a little thing about

[01:01:06] Boxing you know, I'm saying yeah, I know the thing or two about fucking is boxing

[01:01:14] What do you mean like where you cup your hands and you

[01:01:18] Yeah, you can straight up kill somebody doing that shit

[01:01:22] You can kill someone that really works now you can't hear it all fuck. I'm gonna do it on Adam. Hey, I'll fucking thunderclap

[01:01:28] Fuck all right later folks. Bye gang