Cum Town | Regular | 01/17/2019
[00:00:00] Uh, which we doing the wow you wanted to do that phrase or something?
[00:00:08] I didn't really have an awesome riff and then I didn't talk.
[00:00:13] I can hear you pain is calling my dick small and I am gay.
[00:00:31] We're doing like a retarded guys in trouble.
[00:00:50] So, you know, that's the kind of stuff you have to look forward to over the next
[00:00:56] I tell you what guys, this is I didn't even think about it.
[00:01:05] Yeah, you can send it back where you I send it back, but then I just don't
[00:01:10] have a fucking winter jacket for like two months.
[00:01:14] I know I should have thought about that.
[00:01:20] That is the perfect way to describe it.
[00:01:22] It is the heat of it, bitch, and you know what I mean.
[00:01:30] You don't even say the heat of the summer.
[00:01:37] You would even say, you would even if you said, oh boy, it's the heat of the summer.
[00:01:44] Well, heat of the winter, I would argue makes more sense.
[00:01:49] Then heat of the summer, which is too literal.
[00:01:51] But I guess a couple dumb fucks like you don't understand poetry.
[00:02:05] Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh.
[00:02:10] Yeah, that's a pretty good Star Wars song.
[00:02:29] Look, your father abandoned you because he thought you would turn out gay.
[00:02:32] That's why you were raised by your aunt, uncle.
[00:02:40] Why the fuck did they put him with the Skywalker?
[00:02:41] The center of his Jewish uncle in Arizona.
[00:02:52] One day you'll find out that you're not actually Jewish.
[00:02:56] That's enough hanging out with these fucking Jews.
[00:03:02] You have a secret power to not be a weak man.
[00:03:31] He's fucking Luke Skywalker's uncle, his name.
[00:03:45] Yeah, everyone knows him as Ben Kenobi.
[00:03:52] Obi-Wan Kenobi, he's raised to believe that Ben Kenobi is his uncle.
[00:03:58] And Ben Kenobi's brother and sister are the ones who raised Luke Skywalker.
[00:04:04] He just knows him as like a cool older guy.
[00:04:10] He's getting his dick sucked by the sand people.
[00:04:12] I can't believe he can make me fucking look this way.
[00:04:25] Did you guys see the cartoon Spider-Man?
[00:04:33] Raise on a moisture farm with his uncle Owen and aunt Barry.
[00:05:01] Oh, I thought his name was Owen Skywalker.
[00:05:16] I'm gay as shit and I live in the desert.
[00:05:25] I guess you just do like have a weird voice.
[00:05:28] You auto-tune it and then you like beat and rape women.
[00:05:31] Yeah, that's how you become a good man.
[00:05:33] No, but it's like you have to talk about how you're depressed.
[00:05:40] Be homophobic and beat your pregnant girlfriend.
[00:05:53] I clicked on his name just to see and it's like a list of like, you're some of the other
[00:06:03] The next name down on the list is Cut LaQuane.
[00:06:06] That sounds like a trans, uh, a drag queen.
[00:06:09] Disillusioned clone trooper who desserts the service to live a quiet life as a farmer.
[00:06:25] I just want to get off this desk die and get some pussy.
[00:06:31] I'm trying to get fucking fuck my little ass.
[00:06:39] Ain't nobody trying to win Tatooine, man.
[00:06:44] I'm trying to get back to where I came from.
[00:06:52] Yeah, it was like the Africa of Star Wars.
[00:07:14] Silly to talk about Sonic and Dragon Ball.
[00:07:36] No, no, no, I'm just reading more names on that.
[00:07:43] These are these are all trans these are the worst fake man
[00:07:46] Slow and low I fucking hope that's a Chinese game. It's the big blip fish. Yeah. Yeah a pilot
[00:07:43] These are these are all trans these are the worst fake man
[00:07:46] Slow and low I fucking hope that's a Chinese game. It's the big blip fish. Yeah. Yeah a pilot
[00:08:02] This is a this is a new character. I'm created for the series. His name is slope flip-flop
[00:08:11] He's a fish that also knows martial arts
[00:08:15] Damn George League is probably fucked so bad dude. He fucks bad. Why is he racist against Asians?
[00:08:20] What are you applying stop? He's married to a black what are you implying? I know he's probably what are you implying?
[00:08:25] I think you're joking asking me that if I'm implying that racist or bad
[00:08:33] I'm not sure because I take offense to that
[00:08:39] Does not mean they're too are unrelated possibly not true. I never asked yeah, I comment
[00:08:47] I leave immediately without getting feedback
[00:08:49] I'd rather not I think I think a gentleman never kiss and tells
[00:09:03] Airpods in his eyes bust. I'm sorry. I'm listening to Mark Baron. I'm sorry. I'm listening to DJ T. S. Go
[00:09:12] Someone's why you make that face celebrity gossip that Leo DiCaprio
[00:09:17] Gets the girl sign of NDA fucks doggy with headphones in I asked her to leave
[00:09:23] I think that was an article go floating around because I saw that as well. Oh, I can't believe this
[00:09:37] I'm related to actual Chinese people are for any reason there's a planet called China in the series
[00:09:43] So before anyone accuses my beloved series of races
[00:09:57] Yeah, Tasso leech that's gonna be the Jewish one
[00:10:04] Well, yeah, what do you think he means Adam like a leech like
[00:10:08] Like you leech off very white son Lars. Oh, Owen got got a self-marsquap pussy
[00:10:15] What's that? I don't know his wife's middle name is white son
[00:10:22] Aunt and surrogate parent to Luke Skywalker
[00:10:24] White shiner husband Owen are killed by stormtroopers at their home on tattoo
[00:10:30] So who are they they're in their their Leia's brother and sister they're laying Luke our brother and sister
[00:10:37] But then they're raised by the guy from NYPD blue
[00:10:40] You know the princess the princess Amadales like cousins because she's a fucking princess
[00:10:46] Who the fuck they who the fuck are they just be a princess in a different planet and Luke?
[00:10:52] I thought I don't fucking know. I think this is uncle or some shit
[00:10:58] Anakin's an orphan. Yeah, you're right. I don't know who the fuck Lars is oh
[00:11:13] Yeah, and who's fault is that it's my I'm sorry
[00:11:19] Mm-hmm. I'm sorry. I'm coming in a little sister random. Maybe just a random guy. No
[00:11:24] No, but then how could they trust him dude? He's got to be in the family left amiglia left amiglia
[00:11:29] Maybe they just paid him or some shit. No, it doesn't make damn young white son was she she died
[00:11:36] Let me see never she's okay. I smash. Oh, of course. It's smash. It's a woman
[00:11:45] Woman in my life who the fuck girl with the pool was that oh, so that means yes. Oh
[00:12:01] That poor woman he magic getting turned down by stop
[00:12:08] Wall up your pussy wrong with you ma'am like a there's a matter like our people have taste like a room in your Victorian house for your son
[00:12:16] I just wait for it. I just was just feeling slide. Just walled up. We don't speak of that room anymore
[00:12:23] Never to be never to be heard from again industrial cock they hang
[00:12:28] They put a candle in each one of your holes and there's one missing when you look at it from the outside
[00:12:36] Look there's not you know people have preferences. Yeah
[00:12:40] That's what that's what people tell me mm-hmm. You know this is it's not you
[00:12:45] I just have preferences. I just don't I would prefer not to fuck you
[00:12:56] Oh God, I'll be one can blow me nice. Oh
[00:13:03] I still don't know sorry. I'm getting hung up here because I don't know who Lars is who cares
[00:13:18] Right in oh shit, I owe a fucking tax payment today, too. Oh fuck. I just didn't do my tax payments this year very smart move
[00:13:26] I'm just gonna play more once. Yeah, that's how it works. It is dude. Yeah, it is
[00:13:33] Well, that's what happened I heard all this I heard all this from a friend of ours last year
[00:13:39] And then they fucking got slammed with a huge really huge penalty. Yeah, what yeah?
[00:13:47] You don't you can't like all that all that being like a scoff law with the fucking no the taxes are the one thing where it's like
[00:13:56] Because they have an accountant that like figures out how to use the rules
[00:14:00] Pay taxes shut the fuck up. You just blow off
[00:14:06] Know they will find you she says billionaires have to pay
[00:14:10] But we don't have to pay because we're not part of that class and they have to pay 70%
[00:14:15] Well, whatever dude, I'll pay today. Fuck it. Yeah, pay your taxes. I'm gonna pay my taxes
[00:14:21] And I will get my taxes because I'm a good citizen
[00:14:24] I love I'm gonna pay the taxes because I love the war. I love yeah
[00:14:28] I'm gonna say this goes only to drones. Just let my shit goes only to drums. Yep. That's right brother me in
[00:14:41] But then I was looking at pictures of the McDonald's that Trump was giving those football guys and I wanted McDonald's
[00:14:46] So bad. Yeah, I was literally throwing up and I still wanted McDonald's
[00:14:50] You could be sick for like a week and a half and it's impossible for you literally two days
[00:14:55] You can't you can't and I probably have lost ten pounds. You have no way. I probably weigh like a hundred
[00:15:00] You already look the base. Yeah, I look
[00:15:06] Not changed at all. I'm not naked right now. You can't see I'm wearing a hoodie. You look exactly your face exactly
[00:15:11] Oh, don't body shame me to I'm just saying man
[00:15:14] You you one of you bodies is more feared the other one should have bought it or if yeah, I'm happy with myself
[00:15:20] No, okay, I love my body. I have lost weight. I hate I hate my body, but I should you shouldn't hate your body
[00:15:28] You look fine. Yes. Yeah, who the fuck wants to look fine Nick should and stop should hate
[00:15:33] No, I shouldn't who the fuck wants to look fine. Oh everyone should love their body. Yeah
[00:15:38] Yeah, I'm trying to be I'm trying to be a beautiful star. I gotta start. I just signed up
[00:15:46] You're trying to starve yourself what who the fuck is Mr. Deville. I eat way more than you do
[00:15:57] Who's mr. Deville? Yo, what's this reference? I don't know and said wrong. I only remember from like Looney Tunes and shit
[00:16:04] But there was no it's from the it's from that movie sunset Boulevard. Look, you know, you're an atom is with like tidbits
[00:16:12] Judge Doom is going around that bar and Roger Rabbit and he's playing shave in a haircut on the wall
[00:16:18] Yeah, yeah, yeah, and he's like I'm ready for my close-up to bill
[00:16:23] I'm ready for my close-up and then fuck a Bob Hoskins like what the fuck is he doing you turn around and Adams?
[00:16:32] Bollywood movie I've seen I've seen the movie what happens in that movie some old
[00:16:45] See the movie she used to be a famous actress
[00:16:48] Oh, but she's a dried up old little slut dried up psycho and then she's convinced she's gonna have her comeback
[00:16:55] Some guy goes out into hiding in her and she's played by Thorma Desmond
[00:17:00] Is it she's played by Gloria Swanson. I thought that would set you off is that Gloria Swanson? You know it is no
[00:17:09] Ron Swanson's mom's Ron Swanson's mom. Yeah
[00:17:13] I'm ready for my bacon. I'm ready for my bacon. My mother my mother was an actress
[00:17:26] One thing I love I come into this office eight o'clock every morning. I have gay sex I shut the door
[00:17:33] And then I look at gay porn arbor if you only internet for 15 minutes
[00:17:40] I've never seen a single episode of that show it's a good pretty good show
[00:17:46] It's very like a specific guy. He's like a libertarian. He hates big
[00:17:52] Stay out of everything except my asshole glorious
[00:17:55] I want every brocrat to fuck my ass. I want everyone to have bacon. Yeah, I can't do him
[00:18:03] Yeah, well, whatever does she ever do you see that woman's titties in the sunset Boulevard the movie or whatever?
[00:18:13] Park do we see your titties are all sunset Boulevard sunset Boulevard?
[00:18:29] Matchbox car track leading to her pussy. Yeah, that's son Sandra
[00:19:01] Dude Dennis Hopper the older I get the less cool. He is yeah
[00:19:04] I used to think he was really cool. Why do you what do you have to blaspheme the hot man?
[00:19:19] Hey, you guys ready to bring of walk the walk the line
[00:19:26] Oh wait, I was thinking Phoenix. What's his face river?
[00:19:40] River died partying with the red hot chili peb didn't river died drowning in a river. No, he did heroin
[00:19:46] Oh, no, I'm thinking of Jeff's luckily he drowned he died at the Viper
[00:19:50] Right, did you find a river river? That would be crazy. It's like it's never like a fun listicle. It's like people whose names
[00:20:06] 9-11 Johnson right I died in a damn rape rape to death
[00:20:11] So much gay sex his asshole collapsed Mullen
[00:20:27] My name is my name is your nigga hold on take out your license Nick. I don't have a lot. I've never had a license
[00:20:35] Adam what does this license say it says take so much?
[00:20:48] You were playing like you didn't want to admit it and we're like, you know, let's get Adam involved with the don't let him
[00:20:58] Way ago would be that I didn't even know yeah, I'm finding out that's what I thought you were gonna do you know
[00:21:04] Yeah, exactly we find your birth certificate, dude. God damn it
[00:21:07] You're long for sorry guys Adam dropped Adam fumbled. I didn't fumble. This is me the way
[00:21:14] That man who I thought was my father wasn't there like no, that's your last name
[00:21:20] No, just be doing a die having gay sex. Oh, I got well then this is probably fine
[00:21:30] How's that they honestly being raped to death by guys probably is better than grease fire?
[00:21:39] Yeah, if you really think about it cool like you ever spill some hot grease on your hand doesn't feel good
[00:21:44] At least with the gay sex death. Maybe that prostate thing that I
[00:21:52] Yeah, you actually die of dehydration because all the calm leaves your body. Yeah, that's cool
[00:21:58] So I'm gonna die. Yeah, I feel fucking stoned
[00:22:02] Do you want to see if maybe that's so cool?
[00:22:14] It's me cool Adam. It feels like they're tripping
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[00:23:14] This is your grandpa. This is a grand this is the AOC generation. There were four internet. We're clapping back
[00:23:34] Sometimes sometimes I just I like to go into a place, you know, and I'm like I'm like how much is the chicken sandwich from like 1395?
[00:23:42] I'm like, that's the most jingoistic thing
[00:23:45] Yep, what is this a jingoism? Yeah, jingo station. Yep. What is this?
[00:23:50] I'm sorry. Where did I just walk into jingo calm? Yeah, jingo and change what is what is jingo?
[00:23:57] Is jingo is yes, you think that the United States deserves to wear big as hands the big
[00:24:05] You get to go take the biggest pants. Yeah for many country. We deserve it
[00:24:10] It was just the racist and nationalist Ellen rolled up and won. Yeah, that's what I mean
[00:24:20] I'm about to I'm about to engage in a Jeremy ad against I know what I don't know. That's another word
[00:24:27] I see this dick heads use. I don't know that word actually
[00:24:31] I don't even know it's it's one of those words I read and it's like oh, there's no reason he's that word Jerry. Yeah, jerry
[00:24:38] Jeremy ad I don't even know how to fucking pronounce it
[00:24:41] There's certain words that people can use where it's like no one should look that up people should just immediately stop listening to you
[00:24:48] The second you use it. I'm out right exactly
[00:24:51] There's no fucking point in like oh you remember that from your SAT prep
[00:24:56] A long mournful complaint or lamentation right? Yeah, that is fucking so stupid
[00:25:02] Right if you use that shit suck me on soft bitch. Yeah, you don't even get to suck my hard
[00:25:06] Do you know but here's the thing I love getting sucked on soft you do oh
[00:25:12] It hurts your feelings. I like it actually I like it. Yeah
[00:25:26] They're like when when anyone looks down at their dick. Uh-huh. It looks
[00:25:32] Zero inches long right. Yeah, and then when you see it from the front perspective
[00:25:47] Special eyewear to look down at the night. You know, there's something they discovered in the renaissance
[00:25:56] We've literally had this conversation off my and all agreed and now you're doing a dragging now right now
[00:26:02] Coordinated dragging no coordinated right we did not we planned this this is you say you know this you are you're trying to escape yourself
[00:26:11] Nick from our night of small dickery. No when we were talking just like
[00:26:17] Little dick we don't care. It's like it's like when you look at your dick in the mirror versus when you look down at your big
[00:26:24] Funhouse mirror that you bought special looks like a different
[00:26:27] See you know you can get a veggie side that comment has stretched our tech support
[00:26:33] 24 7 texts anyways, what's your point? How does that make it worse?
[00:26:37] I'm just saying if I look down at a girl sucking my soft dick tiny as dick. I love it
[00:26:43] You piss there and you just start pissing it out close there. I feel like a baby. I'm just I'm jen
[00:26:58] Change my fucking diaper piss off my dick with your mouth. I love it. It feels great
[00:27:04] I like I like to get hard. I like to start off on my best foot
[00:27:10] Put my best foot. I like being I like being I like getting my dick tickle to full stiffness. No, that feels nice
[00:27:21] Okay, never mind. You want to come out you want to come out cock blazing? Yeah, I want to I want to I want to make
[00:27:29] Security that to me is an insecurity and a sign of low intimacy now. I kind of want to get some fancy European diapers
[00:27:38] Yeah, I'll get into fucking a BDL. Listen, it's not
[00:27:42] There's nothing because that's the thing man. I don't think I've
[00:27:45] Honestly, I haven't ever tried that what being in a diaper. Maybe I should try acting like a baby
[00:27:51] Adult baby shit. Mm-hmm. Nick if you find that that's your true calling. It's gonna be so annoying. No, he's not
[00:27:58] I'd rather you want to clear stuff. Honestly. I do know a lot about deviantard. I do come from that world to an extent
[00:28:05] That is true. Come over here. You're doing baby. I always picked a girl characters in Mario party
[00:28:10] I mean there's like an indication that I play as baby bowser pretty often you play as boo dude
[00:28:15] We know that actually started playing as koopa in the new one because he's got the best dice
[00:28:21] Oh, you play strategically not to look like you. Yeah, of course dude. I'm a grown man. That's why I that's why I
[00:28:27] I play with Monty Molymore because it's nice or too bad. I know he looks just like
[00:28:33] I'm not a fucking child like me when I play a game
[00:28:35] Yeah, I'm fine for when I play a star counting game
[00:28:40] In which at the end of the game they expect you to not be able to count seven stars
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[00:29:01] That's right. You know sports are kind of you know, it's funny. Yeah, a lot of people think it's gay to not like sports
[00:29:09] Well, I'll tell you something football nowhere near as complicated as maria party
[00:29:14] Where's the theft element of stars and coins players don't have different statistics are all the same. Where is in maria party?
[00:29:28] Some of them are babies enjoying their own sexuality
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[00:29:49] I go to bet dsi.com and slash come town or something. Yeah, slash. No, I don't think that's how it works
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[00:30:12] Yes, what you are trying to suck my dick
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[00:33:45] Got sexy girls for his buddy. He's actually the first AD on the new life
[00:33:51] Oh, yeah, we actually did it. My favorite is when he includes you and his name dropping. Oh, yeah, we actually know that guy. Oh, do we
[00:33:59] Why don't I get included? I'm not named dropping
[00:34:01] I'm just saying that they hire these sexy girls and then they give you marty grob beer. Yeah sexy girls sounds like a
[00:34:09] How to name you know sexy girl. I don't know any I don't
[00:34:13] Psych I think that they would work for the
[00:34:26] No, sir, no thing I have only fucked zeros
[00:34:30] One review quality and not nice eyelashes
[00:34:39] Broad shoulders stubble everywhere square tits
[00:34:44] Huge heavy square tits awful heavy square tits
[00:34:49] Well, yeah one of those girls. It's like, you know because my boobs are so big and they're just awful. Yeah
[00:34:55] Sharp pubes. Yeah, they kind of cut you
[00:35:01] Growing all the way out to the sides of your legs. Yeah, I love that me too
[00:35:10] They were just all of your bodies are beautiful. It's sex. We're good. Jason. We're done body shaming women
[00:35:15] Only body shaming Adam. We're only body
[00:35:20] Where is that commercial was talking about?
[00:35:22] You like a person starts everyone knows it when you look down at your penis the perspective makes it look zero
[00:35:36] It's like a fighter jet coming from is not the actually
[00:35:39] Cut off your little cock. I'm just saying it's so small
[00:35:42] You get lost and it's way bigger in the mirror versus when you're looking down at it
[00:35:47] I thought you were gonna say, you know, your dick looks bigger when it's hard. Yeah, no, that's not the point of way bigger
[00:35:58] Yeah, there's that new Gillette commercial though, which like Gillette. We're not being toxic masculinity anymore
[00:36:05] Yeah, what did they say? What was it? What it's like? It's like uh
[00:36:09] It's like you see like don't harass women
[00:36:14] Boys will be boys is wrong. Right Gillette. We're not gonna do this anymore. Fuck Gillette. Yeah
[00:36:22] Gillette can suck my jibals. Mm-hmm. And if I could shave my face, I would never use Gillette ever again. No
[00:36:29] What kind of racers do you use the one blade? What's the call?
[00:36:35] All three of us use it and we stand that product. It's crazy that it took so long to invent like a razor that you know, it's so funny
[00:36:42] I just this is not even an act. The only convincing
[00:36:46] I convinced so many people to use that thing. This is just he has a thing and he's like I convinced that I convinced you
[00:36:53] I convinced so is it fucking self. It's it's like it's like $20 on Amazon Prime
[00:36:57] It'll be at your house prime now. It'll be your house in fucking three hours
[00:37:01] You don't have to leave the house. Yeah, and if you
[00:37:13] Type that in in the name would ask for your address
[00:37:19] Yeah, you'll get a special message from the delivery man in regards to the podcast
[00:37:23] Can you tip a delivery guy for prime? You're supposed to you're supposed to yeah, but can you bring it not?
[00:37:29] Yeah, well they allow you I've never you might tip someone I think you
[00:37:36] I've never used it. I'd be arrested if I try to give a you literally worked person money
[00:37:42] You literally have to go in and edit it so that you don't tip
[00:37:45] And I'm like, well, I never use prime now
[00:37:48] You guys are five powers a week right now because I'm sitting here. I'm juicy lobstoers man. I'm sorry your powers
[00:37:59] Sorry, I didn't realize your powers are weak
[00:38:01] I'm a better tipper than all of you guys and I'm nicer to customer service than I'm absolutely not
[00:38:06] You know how annoying you are terrible customer service when people when you leave like we have gentlemen's temper
[00:38:15] Yellin uber drivers stop you. Yeah, it fucking feels good bitch
[00:38:19] It feels good. The yellow people and fuck. He was just doing his job
[00:38:23] Fuck him and fuck the guy in front of me leaning and shit all the way back
[00:38:28] That guy was a dick but it wasn't the flight attendant
[00:38:31] Fuck it owned when you kicked that old woman. He said it's common fucking decency
[00:38:36] What's that bitch? Where are you fucking where are you where did star?
[00:38:40] In american flag tracks you kicking some old australian bitch in a way
[00:38:46] In a row ago fat return around it. You go. It's common fucking
[00:38:53] I didn't kick that bitch. She wouldn't move her fucking stupid leg. I can take a bitch
[00:39:00] Fuck that Italian cock sucker in front of us
[00:39:03] We've never even brought that up on the show. That was the funniest shit ever. That made me laugh so fucking hard
[00:39:07] It's common fucking I already and and I already had the aisle seat
[00:39:13] And I switched with you so you could have the aisle seat. Yeah, and you still threw a tantrum at that fucking day australian
[00:39:20] Oh my god. He was just doing his job. I don't give a fuck any charged our cell phones in the fucking first class
[00:39:26] That's the least he could fucking do because all the fucking things were broken
[00:39:30] It's a nine hour flight and none of the fucking outlets work
[00:39:33] I know but he still hooked us up because like in hook us up. He did his fucking job. It's a it's a nine hundred dollar
[00:39:39] Okay, I'm sorry. I said thank you. I'm sorry. I said thank you
[00:39:42] No, no, because both of you guys because both of you guys were like don't fucking say thank you
[00:39:46] Don't fucking try to butter this guy up. Don't say thank you. What do we say? Don't say thank
[00:39:51] I was like you fell asleep and I gave him my phone. He's like he's like yeah
[00:39:54] Do you know you made a charge? Hey everybody? It's cool Adam here. It's the me and the flight
[00:39:58] It's a cockpit and hi-fiving each other and he was like you're the coolest girl on this plane, right?
[00:40:05] You wide-banded in your friends to everyone dislikes, but you're a real cool, Mike
[00:40:11] Then I said no, I said I said you fell asleep. You fell asleep. I said I'm sorry
[00:40:17] I said sorry dude. We've just been traveling. It's like Mike. I'm looking at your penis right now
[00:40:22] And from office next mall. It doesn't look small at all. I don't like zero inches
[00:40:40] This is such a betrayal because we've literally had this conversation to us
[00:40:44] No, Nick and I literally have had this conversation
[00:40:48] What how your dick looks different when you're looking down at it versus when you're looking at the mirror
[00:40:52] This may have been something you said to me and I went yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's not true dude
[00:40:57] We've literally had this conversation. Also. You were talking about a post-com dick
[00:41:01] I remember the conversation. I said to the fight. Oh, right
[00:41:04] Yeah, you were saying that you got in trouble for looking at your penis in the mirror after having sex with your girlfriend
[00:41:11] Because I said I wanted to see it looking good, you know, yeah
[00:41:15] I agreed to the point that you're like dick looks nicer after you just nodded which I think everyone who looks great
[00:41:23] Phenomenal dick. Yeah, I'm so it's also it's accomplished something. Yeah, it's something. Yeah. It didn't make a woman come. That's for sure
[00:41:32] Yeah, well not not not yours bitch. It may if you count me as a woman
[00:41:38] Yeah, you're right. Anyway, didn't make two women come no because you guys. Yeah, exactly you guys were rising
[00:41:44] Anyways, you mean the Australian flight
[00:41:46] I'm looking at my penis in the I don't like cool out of it. I've been throwing up. I'm fucking low
[00:42:07] I guess I'll tell you what what if I was you know what guys my penis used to look zero
[00:42:11] I said zero until I went to blue chew.com. Oh, yeah, sorry. Yeah, but you seriously
[00:42:41] Make us that money blue chew calm. I tell you you go to this website, you know, your dick's not hard
[00:42:48] Fill out some forms guess what baby your dick's fucking hard you put your cock in the ure setting you custom medicine to your fucking house
[00:42:56] That's right tired of having a limp dip
[00:42:58] I'm tired of your dick. Wait too fucking a little tired of it being small. Are you tired of your dick off your small dick?
[00:43:21] That's right children of God these people to blue chew doc
[00:43:24] I'm looking to sign up and get your penis hard for women because they know
[00:43:31] You should be saving yourself a marriage the only time you can go. I'm not married myself
[00:43:35] I've never had hard penis the rest of imagine a man these temptations put into my hand by Satan himself
[00:43:46] Disclaimer the good people please do not do not put gay sex temptations. I could really figure out what angle
[00:43:52] I think for a certain Satan and then it was then you were a preacher kind of like a black drill sergeant
[00:43:57] But then the preacher turned out to be gay
[00:44:00] Look man. There's a lot of slouchy calm. It's a website where you can get dick pills
[00:44:06] Yes without having to be better at lying to a doctor and price if you're bad making eye contact
[00:44:16] Then you are speaking to people which if I'm gonna guess is 99 percent of the it's all of you
[00:44:22] Then what you want to do is go to blue chew calm fill out a questionnaire do not lie on it wing
[00:44:45] Yeah, shut up Adam shut your bitch ass up cool god and Satan are agreeing on one thing. It's me
[00:44:58] Tell them the truth get your fucking dick hard for Teresa blue chew calm
[00:45:04] Gives you the confidence, baby. No joke. I'm not even fucking kidding a come boy. Shouts out a listener
[00:45:09] Came up to me his friend came up me after a show at union hall
[00:45:13] He was like yo one of my friends listens to you and he said he got blue chew and it is completely turned around his relationship
[00:45:20] Yeah, my man was in his girlfriend with the soft. That's a fucking testimony came through with the blue chew
[00:45:25] Lives we're like a breast ammonia because that man gets to suck on some titties
[00:45:30] Gets the titty fuck his girlfriend again with a hard cock tired of not being able to titty fuck your small take girlfriend
[00:45:42] Take them shits we're customers. We own the company our bussomers
[00:45:54] Oh, yeah, dude, oh bust on cool customer
[00:46:00] Yeah, I don't know what's the exact read that we're supposed to do
[00:46:02] I don't know man. Look. It's the website where you can get generic C. Allison by Agra or the same drugs same drugs
[00:46:08] They're in them and put their chewables so they work faster faster and you know, I'll tell you I take them and like
[00:46:15] You know, I I don't like fucking in fact, I've stated before I prefer my dick to be limp
[00:46:24] For the taste right they do taste pretty good. They taste like they taste really fun. You want one on skis
[00:46:29] I was actually just gonna take one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I took a lot of sleepover. I told you yeah
[00:46:36] Yeah, I'll take one. I'm the I'm never and then me and my friends were like, let's take a viagra
[00:46:41] I'm gonna show you this trick this australian flight
[00:46:46] That guy was just doing his job. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then some first of all bitch
[00:46:51] You're not the best at customer service people you have like I've never seen before
[00:47:13] Already marked out $600. Yeah, I got a great
[00:47:18] You think they love you you think you're being charming. They're like I can't wait till this asshole stops talking
[00:47:23] Wasn't a telecaster you all that's who you are was customer service people what it was a telecaster
[00:47:29] Oh, yeah, it was yeah, it was just suck dick a caster and your bit jazz hasn't even played it either. Yeah, by the way
[00:47:34] Never once you only wanted to play amber's guitar because you love being annoying
[00:47:42] How dare you say I'm the worst at customer service? You know how I you know how good I am with the exception of some flare-ups on international travel
[00:47:50] Yeah, it's annoying that you're better guitar than the two of us because honestly if you're gonna say guitar
[00:47:56] That's yeah, but you're not even good at guitar
[00:48:09] We could get engaged to each other whenever we fucking want to be fucking dumb asshole
[00:48:13] What are you talking about we mean stop could go get engaged right now right now?
[00:48:16] Loving getting married is cool. It's actually and playing guitar. Hey everybody
[00:48:29] That's what you know I gave man. Check this out Australian flight attendant. I set them up
[00:48:35] You show cool mate. Well, well, well, you turn at him. Yeah, I love you. Do you remember what he said to you?
[00:48:42] Stop. No, he's like right if you could just cool it with the profanity right now. I'm like that
[00:48:47] And you're like this fucking flight sucks
[00:48:55] Fuck those Portuguese cocksuckers or whatever the fuck they were
[00:48:59] Fight them to this day. Yeah, I hate all the I see that cocksucker in the street. I'll slap them
[00:49:03] I'll slap the little fuck anyways. Butchu is the only company or maybe they're the first company with chewable
[00:49:08] Viagra shit bitch the cheaper than the other two only takes a few minutes fell out of form online though
[00:49:14] Doctor visit no awkward conversation. No waiting line of pharmacy
[00:49:18] Ships directly to your door in discrete packaging custom medicine none of that indirect shipping that we all say
[00:49:24] I hate when you have your dick pills shipped to your mom's house
[00:49:39] You don't have to have him shipped to your address, but in your roommate eldest's name
[00:49:43] Yeah, you don't have to do that anymore. Butchu tubals are prescribed online by a doctor made in the USA
[00:49:49] I'm more from breamley my penis stopped working in 1930 something
[00:50:04] But you could never get your dick hard again. Never but with liberty mutual your lancets your dick pills
[00:50:11] Are all sent directly to your door and discrete packaging. That's right
[00:50:15] And uh gives you confidence about every time you and your partner will love it chew it and do it
[00:50:24] Who doesn't want to chew it and I love to chew it and do it everyone loves chewing it and doing it
[00:50:30] I hope the guy that came up with that his asshole just falls out
[00:50:34] He's just walking down the street and everyone's like is that man shitting himself?
[00:50:37] But then there's like way too much blood for it to just be that
[00:50:39] Mmm. He's like oh god. My ass. My ass. No, it's falling
[00:50:46] Yeah, here's a great deal for you guys visit bluetooth.com and get your first order free
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[00:51:02] H a w sorry it didn't make sense for a sec because yeah, I know ch is like the chit noise
[00:51:08] But then seeing him separated was hard to read sure sure. Yeah
[00:51:17] Um script, but please don't feel obligated to read verbatim use your language
[00:51:20] It's all experiences if you wish make it fun
[00:51:23] To make this more about allowing you to have great sex in your partner rather than the problems that keep you from performing
[00:51:32] What's up you little dick lip ass fucking pieces of shit
[00:51:37] We got a fix sort of hopefully unless your dick is that weak that even dick pills won't fix it. Yeah
[00:51:45] Guys looking to last longer going a few extra rounds good to bluech. I mean the reads over
[00:51:49] This is just a demo copy this and the part of the part they explicitly ask you to tell people that's stupid
[00:51:56] Don't put that don't send me an email that says don't read this. Yeah
[00:52:00] Don't read this part. Don't read this part. Don't suck this
[00:52:05] Um, I want to plug a couple of dates real quick guys this weekend in phoenix
[00:52:09] Please come out and see me at the 19th at valley bar
[00:52:13] Then i'm in hardford on the 24th and wilmington delware the 25th. I have not promoted that date at all
[00:52:21] So please if you live in delaware no tax
[00:52:24] No tags or anywhere in the united states fly out for it. I'm at lincoln lodge the b
[00:52:29] March look up lincoln lodge the saturday show is sold out
[00:52:33] Second one but i'm waiting to see how friday shows now i'm going to wait to use the friday shows where it like
[00:52:39] Uh, I don't know 77 for the first one and like 40 something for the late one
[00:52:42] Bro at it you'll sell out trust me. Yeah, I just buy tickets for the late show
[00:52:47] friday if you want to come you're in chicago if I hit like 90 on both those and i'll add a second show
[00:52:55] Things it's because more people obviously more people want to come saturday right I got so if I add a second show saturday
[00:52:59] And then i'm dealing with like a fucking friday room i want to watch
[00:53:03] I think you'll sell all amount. I sold them all out. I think you'll sell them all out
[00:53:06] Yeah, but you know you're the guy everybody wants to go see no they want to see you
[00:53:13] Supportive and nice they want to see both you and me nik. Okay. Well, they obviously everybody just wants to see the podcast
[00:53:20] Everybody gives a show. They want to see you or you or the podcast. They don't want to see me just do chris cathards out
[00:53:29] So yeah phoenix on the 19th to son of the 20th hard for the 24th del over the 25th
[00:53:34] Please buy tickets to fucking delaware and then san dieg on the 27th. We added a second show l.a
[00:53:40] The second of february added a second show please buy tickets and i'm working on it right now indian apple
[00:53:45] So i'm trying to fucking make up those dates. So
[00:53:48] I want to suck you little fucking midwestern motherfuckers off as well. Mm-hmm
[00:53:52] I had a grease fire the other day. I almost burned the apartment down. That's the first time this ever happened to me
[00:53:56] Really? Yeah, i'm never like i was always like how the fuck did you burn your house down? Yeah
[00:54:04] How are all these fucking idiots? How the fuck you that's stupid that you burn your house down
[00:54:12] And then oh yeah, no there was that guy i worked with a popa johns i told you this story. Yeah
[00:54:16] He's like yeah, i burned down my apartment complex
[00:54:21] I get this he lives he worked managed to pop a johns this guy was like 27
[00:54:27] Burned down the apartment complex by leaving a cigarette out didn't show up to work because he had to open the store
[00:54:32] So the other driver just hanging out outside waiting for like updates from him
[00:54:36] And then he liked like called me to let me know that he saved his playstation
[00:54:42] A real one. Yeah. Yeah, and then i've been because he said in my apartment building caught on fire
[00:54:47] So i was like oh shit and then later i found out was because he left the cigarette out
[00:54:50] The best part is his dad owned the apartment complex. Oh my god
[00:54:56] Like is that even insurance for all it's like no your honor. My son is that fucking stupid
[00:55:02] Uh, your honor. I just have this picture of him wearing jinkos maybe that
[00:55:07] Uh, yeah, the the core farts in favor of not the insurance company the other
[00:55:14] Obviously this boy is a mental uh, he's a fucking loser
[00:55:18] That man was a fucking loser, bro. Yana. I'm just a simple retarded loser
[00:55:25] Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I'm just a simple fucking faggot ass
[00:55:36] I'm okay, please uh, thank your points counselor. Oh, uh whoops
[00:55:51] Oopsie daisy where anyway, has the time gone
[00:55:56] Oh looking at my watch now. I just realized that it's actually a time right now
[00:56:01] Do you folks know what time it is then he shows him his watch or just
[00:56:07] Mm. Can you read my watch for me? It says kill on it. It's a time to kill
[00:56:16] Case closed ladies. My brother the defense rests the defense rests. What does that do with the shoplifting case?
[00:56:32] Sir, do you plead guilty or non guilty for public urination?
[00:56:36] Mr. The news novelty watch has saved his client. I guarantee you this defense will not work indefinitely mr
[00:56:46] One day a jury will not be swayed by your paula tricks
[00:57:01] You ever see that movie time to kill no, I haven't yeah, it's Matthew. Uh-huh Matthew modyne
[00:57:14] That's what I love about pretty school boys. I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm gay
[00:57:24] I'm gay. Ooh-hoo. Hey everybody. It's me Matthew McConaughey. Hi everybody. It's me Matthew McConaughey
[00:57:34] I'm mostly gonna love about these high school girls the older I get they turn into boys
[00:57:45] Hell yeah, someone's so gay. He loves training
[00:57:47] Yeah, I'm like really happy about yeah, just a pet of father. It's like I'm just so supportive of all this trans stuff
[00:58:16] Goddamn, I'm excited to watch Mandy whenever I do dude. It's you what dude?
[00:58:20] I'm gonna pop a couple of blue shoes and watch Mandy by myself
[00:58:24] No, I haven't seen Mandy fucking rules. It just came out. What do you know? I haven't seen it
[00:58:30] It was on that. It was on that Amazon. There's nothing I love more than taking
[00:58:36] Don't that's not a two and then playing Nintendo switch hand held style of course
[00:58:47] Leaning the switch on your car. Yeah, right. Yeah, that was
[00:58:52] Playing as baby bows or imagining I think being baby being sucked off by baby bows or diaper James by Daisy
[00:59:00] No, by your dad. No joke. That is kind of how that is. How's that? Are you pissed in my mouth?
[00:59:05] I would love to piss in Daisy's mouth is a baby. I tell you look everybody should try
[00:59:10] Pissing in somebody's mouth at least once who is Daisy Mario's girlfriend? No, that's princess peach
[00:59:17] So who's the sister? I think she's Luigi. She's Luigi's bitch
[00:59:22] They all have a kind of hotter who's Rosalina then who's Rosalina? Rosalina was a bitch. She's from super Mario Odyssey
[00:59:31] Where the music you pick star first it was on like we your game cube. No, it was on we super Mario galaxy
[00:59:39] Yeah, Mario's 60 Rosalina is the bitch that owns the spaceship that goes through space
[00:59:45] I never play that she doesn't fuck anybody princess peach is kidnapped in that one
[00:59:51] Rosalina is the caretaker of the like little star guys that Mario has to like save or freeze
[00:59:57] Fucks the star guys super Mario galaxy was a great fuck again. I never played it. It's great. Do all of those Mario
[01:00:03] I might get uh, whatever the one reason in New York is new dog city. Yeah
[01:00:08] Yeah, that's Mario has to fuck the biggest Puerto Rican ass. He can find just stupid Mario
[01:00:14] I don't I'm not trying to fuck you little
[01:00:17] Suggar little Italian as the Mario are you?
[01:00:20] You fucking stupid you fucking plumber Mario. I ain't fucking no plumber Mario. You better start rapping. Oh my god
[01:00:27] Really? You really want to say the end word when you do that voice?
[01:00:50] Yeah, that's kind of shit fucking Mario says
[01:00:56] Roast tattoo on your upper butt cheek. What else is new? I guess I watched Mississippi burning the other night. Oh, yeah, food you root for
[01:01:13] I'm never seen it. I haven't seen it in decades. Well, it used to be on tv like every single game
[01:01:20] I remember that it was they would play this is five minutes of it
[01:01:24] They played Mississippi burning and they'd play Christine every day and Rodney danger fills back to school
[01:01:29] By the way, it's uncommon. It's every day and blood sport. What's Christine? Is that one?
[01:01:39] The car shows the one about the dog. You know what it's funny. Do you remember Sean Gabbard? Yes?
[01:01:44] Uh, the guy in Christine looks exactly like Sean Gabbard
[01:01:49] Artisans of Sean from Christine. What do you do? I think he's just in DC now. I believe yeah
[01:01:58] Should we have a child guys? Yeah. Yeah, all three of us of course put our comment in a baby
[01:02:03] But put our comment attached. I would be so upset with your guys's parenting decisions. No, we would be good parents
[01:02:12] I wouldn't I would be a bad guy as a primary character. No. Yes. I would. It's the way you think you're what's your parenting technique like
[01:02:20] I do the same thing Robert Deere didn't meet the fuckers dude the Ferber method or whatever. Oh the circle of trust. Mm-hmm. Yeah
[01:02:29] Well, you cry out the baby cries. I've got nipples
[01:02:33] I let the baby suck my nipples. Yeah, can you milk me suck my tits? All right does look just like yeah, he looks exactly like Sean Gabbard
[01:02:40] Oh wow. I mean the guy's got hair. Yeah. Yeah Sean had hair at one point. I think I met him bald. I think I remember Sean Gabbard
[01:02:49] So if you guys want to know what a comic that we started doing comedy with yeah looks like look up Christine
[01:02:56] He always made me laugh. Yeah, I like Sean. I miss Sean
[01:03:05] I don't know it. He had a lot of jokes that were
[01:03:10] What is Adam doing? Yeah about Easter. Yeah, he's just pissing. Yeah. Hey everybody
[01:03:15] I'm just leaving the show to piss. Yeah, I'm trying to find pictures of him with hair
[01:03:20] On the internet, but I don't think you need to worry about a man. Why I think you do that later. Okay
[01:03:35] They wanted a did Sean Gabbard have hair. I mean he did
[01:03:39] The answer is yes at some point. Oh, look at this this website. I don't even know what this is die laughing productions
[01:03:45] But it's schlegel rob mayor joe robinson tommy simbaso tommy simbaso
[01:03:51] Eric would wish on gabbard franky french kim ambros uh delan
[01:03:56] R. I p to rest in peace fucking real rest in pussy. Yeah
[01:04:01] I don't know who this guy is this is named rj Jackson
[01:04:04] I don't know. Yeah, no idea. Talk. I'll fuck with talk. I fuck with talk to katie poo
[01:04:20] S. C. H. Nick is laughing at the word peus
[01:04:25] It looks like her name is katie poosh. Yeah, I'm trying to get some poo
[01:04:32] Turned at poo shop. Yeah, let me see that piece. I mean yeah, I don't know. I'm sure she's funny
[01:04:38] Good name. Yeah sounds like pussy. The accounts already deleted on twitter for me just laughing that one time
[01:04:47] Um, oh she just does like stage managing her. Oh, okay
[01:04:53] Okay, why should I guess I should stop looking at maybe stop looking at local. Yeah, yeah, Baltimore
[01:04:57] Company production website. I don't know. I thought that the poosh is pretty fun push. You know, we did get poosh out of it. Yeah
[01:05:05] Damn, damn and listen. We got to start brushing. Maybe we need to partner with them when we move to Baltimore
[01:05:10] Yeah, we should we start our new lives. We're not moving the ball. Yeah, we are you're not me and stavar
[01:05:15] What do you mean to start our next podcast? That's right intellectual masters
[01:05:27] Masters and it's me and you talking you just an expert on a subject. Yeah, and just see how long we'll stay talking to us
[01:05:35] What's that got to do with the putting that art guy? No, I never did I think they took it
[01:05:42] I'm the guy from the New Yorker. What's the Jerry salts? Yeah, stop own that guy Jerry salts and Baltimore
[01:05:47] If anyone could find that video is a fun one man. They had a debate about art and stop one
[01:05:51] I mean, I didn't win, but I was just there's no winning
[01:05:55] But I don't know man you came back and told it the way you told us that you won you were like I crushed him
[01:06:00] Dude, he looked so stupid and I was like
[01:06:05] Instagram who for like two years ago. He would just like stand behind girls like leaving the subway and like take up skirt pictures
[01:06:15] And he was like the head of the New Yorkers like art. Yeah, he was
[01:06:21] That you should use you would just do up for day up skirt pics and then two years ago
[01:06:32] When he'd take he'd take pictures of camel toes and fucking real hands and shit shit
[01:06:39] Man I little GoPro that I taped upwards facing on the back of an RC car and then he'll drive that shit to the airport
[01:06:46] Came a resistance guy. Oh my god like immediately. He did seem a little weird and horny. Yeah. Yeah, he's a he's a foot
[01:06:53] He's a freak. He had some weird energy on his real freak, but shout out my boy Jerry if you're out there, bro
[01:06:58] Let's do it again. Let's debate whether our thoughts come through. We'll we'll have you on the parking we will
[01:07:04] Someone tell Jerry so so we want to have him on come town
[01:07:08] Um, all right, are we done? No, I have to go back to sleep. No, we got to do extra time
[01:07:13] We gotta do like a hundred more hours. Yeah, actually, yeah, maybe you could maybe we'll just hang out
[01:07:18] Actually, we're actually stopping the recorder now
[01:07:32] No, I'm trying to fix the fucking machine
[01:08:08] Whenever I produce it the levels are perfect
[01:08:11] You don't be funny to call up tech support
[01:08:14] And this wouldn't even be that funny, but it would be a fun prank call
[01:08:17] You call up tech support and you explain that your printer's making noises
[01:08:21] But the noises the printer making or like insulting mockeries of like whatever that guy's language
[01:08:44] It yeah, you know, that's a stuff like that stuff like that it's um something
[01:08:55] Yeah, are you hey, let me talk to the slum dog millionaire
[01:09:00] Hey, who's this fucking approved from the
[01:09:05] Hey, this is bam more jerry call up dude a cameo for
[01:09:11] Do you know you went to he went to rehab two days after he did your cameo?
[01:09:16] Oh, denny. We got him at the perfect moment. Yeah, this is cam barb
[01:09:19] This is rehab marjera here for birthday boy
[01:09:24] Stavverse and Adam, but I just want to say
[01:09:44] You know just mtv 2 is going to be a thing forever and uh
[01:09:52] Castle bam for my bachelor party honestly 100 percent. Yes. Yeah, we can do that. That would be pretty
[01:09:59] That would be awesome. I'm not kidding how much does it cost on air being? I don't give a fuck
[01:10:03] I'll pay it you can rent his house on air. Yeah, that's what someone said. Oh my god
[01:10:08] So bad for him why he's our buddy dude and shout out to uh, we paid him money to uh
[01:10:15] No, we love him. We do a tribute to I do love bam for I love bam. I love bam too
[01:10:21] I feel bad for the guy. Yeah, I feel bad for and shout out to matt from cky who's a come boy
[01:10:26] Shouts absolute matt. I mean I liked that show. It was funny. Who's that was just smart
[01:10:32] Charlie dog shit in your dad's face while he's asleep
[01:10:35] Just molesting 15 year olds being on tv one of the funniest
[01:10:45] Dom's gonna fucking we're gonna get a dog vito via gross and two middle school gymnastics meet
[01:10:51] Yeah, he got a badesa joke is he don't even need to buy a
[01:10:59] Hey, come on. He said matt from ck y said he loved all the bam and delco shit. Nice. So bam probably like
[01:11:11] I hate it. We're actually friend. I genuinely hate this
[01:11:19] Oh, I hate it. It's no saying what you say
[01:11:26] Let me bury myself. I don't want to hear it back
[01:11:30] I can't listen to this podcast anyway because I hate we never have you ever all the gay shit
[01:11:34] I say on this podcast anyway. It makes me want to throw up like the opposite of the penis thing
[01:11:40] When you're hearing your own voice, it sounds great to you, but when it's reflected back at you, it's zero
[01:11:47] When I'm hearing my own voice it sounds terrible. Adam is so good. I hate cool out of hey
[01:11:53] I hate it. Yeah, I meet my best friend the ck y guy with he just hit me up and said that he liked it
[01:12:00] Oh, yeah, they talk a lot. Yeah, it's just me and my best friend the guy from ck y hit me up
[01:12:08] Shut up, Nick. Yeah, we all were not nigg. It's me
[01:12:15] I'm coming in hanging out with this man. Well, if you're real cool Adam. Let me ask you a question
[01:12:20] They're only cool Adam. No, he is cool Adam. What do you mean you're gay at him? How are you gonna ask him? No? No?
[01:12:29] Let me ask you a question. That's like me being like if you're really at him
[01:12:32] Let me ask you a question only stop would know so where you get out of this is you start doing gay Nick and making fun of me
[01:12:39] I'm not gonna make gain. I'm gonna go ahead. Go ahead. Do it do gay Nick. No, I'm helping you. This is it
[01:12:46] What's up guys? Oh, this is not gay Nick. This is um
[01:12:51] I'm not a faggot. Oh is this gay Nick? No, I'm doing not gay you because the real you is gay
[01:12:56] I was trying to get him. Yeah. Yeah, I was gonna cuz he was gonna do gay Nick you work. You are gay Nick and I'm regular
[01:13:03] I know the real thing is to do it. I'll edit it
[01:13:08] Yeah, I'm not gay in this version of myself in this universe. I'm not gay
[01:13:17] Think your impression of me is like a Toronto businessman
[01:13:23] 20 years ago. Yeah, that's what you are. I'm not okay. I'm not gay. I'm just uh in this store
[01:13:31] I'm looking at this ooh, sorry here in this store. I thought these were fitness magazines
[01:13:44] Yeah, what's his name? What are their names?
[01:13:47] Men's names. She's going out with a guy named frank tomorrow. He's going out with a guy named Jim the day after
[01:13:52] I've been used I finally figured out how to use the instant pot to make rice
[01:13:58] Yeah, because I didn't it has the rice button on there and like everything I read online was like don't use that button
[01:14:03] But you want to try something with me with the instant pot? No, I don't want to try anything with no Nick
[01:14:11] Shut up. You shut you shut your mouth right now. You will respect to be on air
[01:14:17] I'm like the last one. Do you want to try the instant pot Adam?
[01:14:19] I heard there's a way to do to make ramen in an hour in an hour to make ramen broth in one hour
[01:14:33] Because of the pressure there's no way that the only problem is is that the broth is pretty clear
[01:14:39] Does the Guinness book of world records have a phone number?
[01:14:41] Can you call them up and ask to submit for longest and bomb?
[01:14:45] You probably over over again. That'll be another prank phone call would be fun
[01:14:54] Yeah, I was I was hanging out with my boys and we must have got we got to say in some fun stuff
[01:15:00] And I was thinking ain't nobody said this particular word longer than I
[01:15:12] And I was thinking maybe you could put me in there fucking and you know, you got a book
[01:15:19] If I'm the main to understand it correctly, he was all in crab nachos
[01:15:25] From nacho mamas and this guy don't tear his the fuck my sister walked by
[01:15:37] I'll tell you I'm fucking I have never been sir, please leave
[01:15:45] And I said I thought the shrimp was endless
[01:15:55] Excuse me. Oh, I thought that I was endless endless shrimp endless and then this motherfucker was
[01:16:01] I thought I thought this was supposed to be endless
[01:16:17] Damn, oh come back this red lobster. We all see it you fuck me over
[01:16:22] Holy shit damn him. I'm not knowing the endless
[01:16:31] Is honestly so fucking good. Yeah, yeah, we have some good talks. Well folks on the chum town
[01:16:38] We're not gonna top that a podcast about friendship and about three guys
[01:16:45] Yeah, hang out here president. Thanks for coming guys. Seriously and I know I'm a little
[01:16:52] My skills aren't sharp. So Phoenix on the 19th Tucson on the 20th Hartford on the 24th. Mm-hmm. Tell over the 20th
[01:16:59] San Diego the 27th la on the fucking second
[01:17:04] Minneapolis come out of St Paul twin cities and if you want me to come to your city and you have a venue
[01:17:09] Please let me know I want to come baby. Yep
[01:17:14] That ought to do. Oh, thanks for coming to fucking funny moms. That one that was a banger
[01:17:17] Oh, yeah, that was great actually I had a lot of fun the 28th is the next one
[01:17:22] And then the one after that is February 11th. We should I watch that? I wouldn't watch like a big dumb movie
[01:17:27] What do you mean big and dumb? You know it is it's funny. It's like I legitimately enjoy taking those
[01:17:32] Dictiles because it feels like doing drugs. Just the active. I mean it is doing pop something. Yeah. Yeah, you know what I mean?
[01:17:39] Yeah, I know I get in trouble for that sometime. I wish I I just want some like I want it
[01:17:44] I want to kind of do and drugs a couple of Viking in
[01:17:47] Uh-huh. I'm missing some rocks. He's in the sit and watch like, you know, Pacific Rim or something. Yep. That'd be a tight evening
[01:17:54] Look at it. We got a beautiful late sunset. Yeah, it's gorgeous. It's nice. Uh, beautiful winter day
[01:18:00] We should have a fucking ranch. That'd be sweet
[01:18:03] You want to go to Montana for my bachelor party? It's your bachelor party. Yeah, that'd be tight
[01:18:08] Did we can do we can all get one to go we can all get Buffalo Cape?
[01:18:11] I don't know a picture that old man. I said
[01:18:13] We could do that. I'm that bachelor party. I went to last here
[01:18:17] The thing guys actually if you're listening to the show if you guys have have some money
[01:18:21] You're looking for a winter coat or whatever
[01:18:23] Consider buying a buffalo Cape and then taking it to a tailor to have turned into an elaborate jacket
[01:18:29] Because buffaloes they're like limited in number, but what keeps them alive is like they're like usefulness
[01:18:35] So if you're actually buying buffalo products it like proliferates their numbers because they're not going to occur naturally
[01:18:41] Because so they farm more buffalo. So they farm more buffalo. What about the mozzarella?
[01:18:45] You know, why are you talking about they don't make buffalo mozzarella
[01:18:49] Is that buffalo milk? I don't think it's from
[01:18:59] No, those balls dude those white balls those
[01:19:06] Don't know if I've had this is this like what is this?
[01:19:08] It's just mozzarella. It's just mozzarella buffalo sauce and no
[01:19:14] Well, I don't think it's made from buffaloes. What do I think?
[01:19:17] What are the mozzarella, but what are the mozzarella balls with buffalo sauce on the inside?
[01:19:22] I have no idea man. So it doesn't exist. I was right
[01:19:30] It's it's how it's made from the milk of the Italian Mediterranean buffalo. I guess it is made from buffalo
[01:19:47] Let me squeeze your fucking tits and make some fucking cheese
[01:19:49] Get your big buffalo fucking tits out of here
[01:19:56] We were laughing at the live show about how like the Italians stole like pasta and pizza from the Chinese
[01:20:03] And so like up until like 1610 the Chinese just but that was all just Italian culture
[01:20:08] They were like hey, I'm trying to fucking Chinese over here. I'm trying to fucking do fucking made over here
[01:20:16] Come on. I'm away. I'm wearing my fucking best of all suits saying two plus two equals four
[01:20:22] Fucking six divided by three two come on
[01:20:39] Yeah, me and a couple of my Chinese friends are gonna hang out down down a fucking dumpling shop later
[01:20:45] Yeah, it's sitting outside of the dumpling shop in a fucking drink
[01:20:59] I'm always saying you'll be there chosen one
[01:21:06] Can I make sense? Yeah, no, let me realize lives in that world. Yep. Yeah
[01:21:13] Tony meadow has brought home a black man from courage that would have happened too
[01:21:18] They would have been upset. What is your background? Well, my dad is Jewish and my mom is african-american. Ah
[01:21:38] I say I wish there's gotta be a funnier way to go with Chinese bread. Yeah, yeah
[01:21:41] Let's see here. Yeah. Yeah, the restaurant is the stream club is called bada being which is also my name
[01:21:50] That's funny bada being yeah, there you go. Come on boys. Let's riff it out. We're the
[01:21:59] Chinese sopranos come on we're all consummate professionals here. Okay, we've been doing this show for nine years
[01:22:05] Uh-huh. This is something you're you're too. We would have been able to name. Mm-hmm. You know Adam would have Adam would have like I
[01:22:12] Would have said it Adam would have stolen the ball just immediately bricked it
[01:22:26] You the past throw it to stop slam dunk with something
[01:22:29] Was saw you say get up to this pants or not?
[01:22:35] Take balls around everyone in the stands is laughing at him. He creates the version me and Nick need right to do an alley
[01:22:42] You've been slammed on getting another alley you slay and dunk. I'm dunking from half court
[01:22:48] You would you would then you would then have your your renaissance you would mention that Furio looks like Jackie Chan
[01:22:54] Which is a joke you stole from the internet and we'd say okay
[01:22:57] And then the officials look like yeah, and then the officials back comment and be like wait a second
[01:23:09] Take it off the school. Yes, we're gonna have to take that one
[01:23:17] Uh, well, you know, I'm sick the half the half time show. Hey everybody. It's me cool Adam. I got t-shirts
[01:23:28] Why do people like him so much one loves cool Adam no one likes him
[01:23:33] She's his parents are rich. I love cool Adam. Not like my guys
[01:23:38] And that's what you artists renderings of cool Adam just add him with a nose job
[01:23:50] Not have a strong features no one said you do. Yeah, no one says gay Adam needs a nose
[01:23:57] Yeah, I mean it's like it's funny about cool Adam. All right. Give me one of those. It's literally
[01:24:08] Because it isn't really even you're so desperate to be cool that you don't even want to be acknowledged as cool
[01:24:13] It's not that we're just calling you cool. Yeah, it's a couple. I'm just doing out with the cky guys. I'm just giving a machella
[01:24:29] All right, we'll listen folks. No, wait, we got a Chinese the prayer. All right, I forgot Chinese prayers. Um
[01:24:38] Servio. Yeah, well, I do know that that hunter goes to or meadow goes to check out Colby college
[01:24:45] Which is a pretty that one. That would be a fun episode to imagine them saying that
[01:24:51] Uh, uh, they live in new work. They all go back to china. Yeah to meet with the chinese bosses
[01:24:58] And it's a woman and it's a woman. She's shitting on the street
[01:25:02] Um, she looks like a cat. Yeah carbella. Yep. That's good car called
[01:25:19] Yeah, and they they collect all the garbage in the name. No, they collect it make it into food
[01:25:24] No, no, no, no, no, they take they take all the
[01:25:26] Baro below sanitation takes all the recycling from other people's garbage cans. Yeah
[01:25:32] Oh, yeah, like Chinese people doing in york. Yeah, and just collect all the bottles. Yeah, so that they can sell them for
[01:25:46] Yeah, yeah, I'll drown actually I just got the episode where arty bucco arty bucco is in love with adriana
[01:25:58] So fucking funny. Yeah, I like that guy. Fucks him up the lucky. That's a small earring torn up
[01:26:06] Is that that same episode where he gets dude? He said he's such a fucking loser. He's like the one's detestable character on the show
[01:26:14] Well, it's not he's a good guy. He's not a good guy. He's just in over his head and he's trying
[01:26:18] He and you know, he tries to be cool, but he's a fucking bitch his bitches mean to him
[01:26:21] But you think he's fine too, but already already already
[01:26:25] Artie like doesn't have any he's still like
[01:26:29] I mean, well, like why does he have a crush on Adriana or any of these things? He wants all of these things
[01:26:33] He's just a coward. Yeah, because he sees all these guys. He grew up. I see your point
[01:26:37] He's like making all this Marty's already would be
[01:26:39] Oh, like like doesn't have the moral. He's the thing if already if already wasn't a coward
[01:26:44] He would stand up for himself and recognize that Tony isn't his fucking friend
[01:26:49] And Artie's not like doing these things because he's a good guy everything is done
[01:26:53] He does or he would have just shut the fuck up when Tony blew up his restaurant for it
[01:26:57] So that they wouldn't have had to do the hit there
[01:27:00] And he would have been like oh, I get insurance money now for a new restaurant
[01:27:05] You boom my wrist. Well, okay. It was a matter of perspective, but he sees it as like
[01:27:11] Tony fucked him over and he still is like, I'll just keep it as a secret because he's supposed to do though, man
[01:27:16] It's a fucking what are you gonna kill him mob boss?
[01:27:18] No, he's not gonna kill him mob boss, but he's like fuck off. Leave me the fuck alone. Stay out of my fucking life
[01:27:25] Tony hot tub who are all the other who are all the other people in like, you know
[01:27:30] The Tony new or friends with that don't do business with him. The only two you really you only two
[01:27:36] You really see our fucking arty bucco and david scatino and scatino's like some piece of shit gambler
[01:27:42] No, no, there's the eye doctor johnny sachs johnny sach's cousin
[01:27:47] Who's just an i'd her brother in law genie sach's brother who's an i doctor
[01:27:53] I don't know if i remember sorry ageron is cousin the stock
[01:27:56] I'm only i'm only about like in this rewatch like halfway through three ageron has got a cousin who's a stockbroker
[01:28:03] Uh, no, no, is it carmen. No, it's carmela's cousin. That's the stock bro, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah
[01:28:09] Right. Did you bump and dump shit? No, I mean like guys
[01:28:11] Yeah, he was like childhood friends with oh from his from his ut yeah, because that's how they framed the same with him and are
[01:28:17] They're already falling together a little bit at the beginning. Yeah. Oh, you're asking me who did Tony know because Jason pat like David scatino was like
[01:28:25] They were all childhood friends together. Yeah, they'll play football together. Yeah, right
[01:28:31] But yeah, never remember that time those guidos had you trapped in the car and I threw a dinger up said don't fucking reminisce on
[01:28:37] That was a great scene. He's just crying himself to sleep in that tent
[01:28:46] Shines off the one ball when I rack just hiding the gun he's gonna kill himself
[01:28:58] Yeah, I mean I I dabbled in it. I guess with this crypto thing and it's like well not for me
[01:29:03] I mean except for bette aside dot com. Oh, yeah bette aside dot com. I gamble on the gamble that all the time
[01:29:07] But I love it. But other than that I'm glad I'm not yeah, just me losing
[01:29:11] Thousands of dollars a day on that website. It's my favorite place to lose a lot of
[01:29:16] But except I will you win you win all the time. You've never no one's ever lost actually no one's ever lost
[01:29:24] Is the I'm sorry. Let me add something is the motto play bet lose. Yeah, no, it's no it's fun. It's play bet win
[01:29:31] It's play boy play boys. I'm gonna start going about play boy
[01:29:48] I have to go back to sleep. Do you why don't you sleep on this dick? Oh guys? I'm sick. Why don't you wake up to this dick?
[01:29:59] I'm raping you. Hey, hey, this is bam marsh error. We're gonna rape
[01:30:18] Oh, hey, bam dude. I'm uh DM'd with the guy from ck water. Mm-hmm. You know
[01:30:37] We gotta get out of here before you come back dude. I got he said that he was
[01:30:42] We gotta go before he starts telling people one last thing guys one last thing