Cum Town | Regular | 01/30/2019
[00:00:00] and and my cunt and we're gay and we're
[00:00:12] labeled one newscaster homosexual whoa why America is changing its mind about being gay I
[00:00:20] Don't think we are Jim. Yes, actually not Jim actually. Yes. We just read the prompt. Are Jim
[00:00:25] We actually recently found out Jim actually get this home
[00:00:40] Don't know about that Jim still pretty bad. It's not even for it yet. Yeah, we don't even
[00:00:45] Says she doesn't know everyone still thinks it's bad
[00:00:48] I'm not bad hybrid cars are still called gay
[00:00:55] Currently the Democrats are running and they put a bill in the call hybrid cars gay
[00:01:03] 2007 what headie times yeah the end of the most beautiful George W Bush administration now now
[00:01:09] They're giving fucking free semen to gay kids in school. Yeah, yep
[00:01:13] If you're a gay kid you can't afford lunch you get a bunch of free come to drink
[00:01:17] You just get a ladle full of cum slop down on your styrofoam tray
[00:01:20] Yeah, right next to the fucked up little cardboard ass looking pizza
[00:01:26] Uncle said yeah, they're uncle. Yeah, I was watching my 600 pound life. The other guy. Yeah
[00:01:32] I love it. I love when they just choose a part of the woman's body the sensor
[00:01:44] Her tits are so facing down. You don't even see the nipple. I don't know looking at this woman
[00:01:51] I can you as soon as I look at her the song just starts playing in my head that this is Halloween
[00:02:02] Why is town week cuz she looks like mr. Boogie Boogie. Oh, I don't remember that movie that well. I don't know either
[00:02:08] Yeah, I love that. Yeah, I would watch that movie over and over and over again. I remember Jack Skellington
[00:02:13] I remember the the fucking the the bitch that poisoned the guy with the slotted spoon being hot
[00:02:21] And being like the the archetype for a lot of a lot of women our age Sally hot type of goth
[00:02:28] I've been looking at a lot of Tim Burton slash do you have a list of where toast boy Sally does anyone know?
[00:02:38] Good afternoon, you're you're listening to the the Ken Levine show
[00:02:42] I'm gonna say it was the hell in a bottom New York public access
[00:02:46] That's just my guess. Yeah, it's a public afghan smash. He's smashed. He was married to her, right?
[00:02:50] He must have been yeah, I'll pound stone Paul
[00:02:57] With a fucking I just watched the movie recently
[00:03:02] Put you a little pussy in between his middle and I was having a like Italian guy is a white fast to go down on her
[00:03:25] It is so funny that they think that's gay yeah the least I mean eating purse eating pussy
[00:03:30] Yeah, Uncle Junior loves older black men think that too, right?
[00:03:35] I think so either they think it's black or they think it's the most sensuous thing
[00:03:40] I'd say cuz I feel my gayest when I bust too early right. That's the gayest feeling right absolutely
[00:03:46] Yeah, you know and your boyfriend's like Timothy you're like my name's Nick
[00:03:54] Would you would is that your gay name Timothy? Yeah? No, Nicholas this case here
[00:04:02] Nicholas does that's a pretty gay name. No, but the full version is is the gay
[00:04:06] Yeah, why do gay guys not like diminuatives or nicknames they always like Christopher because
[00:04:13] You know it's the opposite of their place in society. Mm-hmm. They like the full name
[00:04:18] Mm-hmm. Yeah, they're marginalized in society. Mm-hmm. They want their name nice and long. I love being a woke-ass thing here
[00:04:27] So they make their names long in the dicks they suck even longer when you first heard marginalized
[00:04:32] Did you think about was margarine? Yeah, I got hard
[00:04:35] People to get into woke woke stuff because they want to feel like good people or whatever that makes sense
[00:04:39] This people get into woke stuff because they think it makes them smart
[00:04:43] They're like oh, yeah, I know how to think about yeah
[00:04:45] Which is okay, sorry what happened I thought you went out for a second
[00:04:50] But I think the headphone just sucked dick. I switched them back to the dominant right ear or left ear I suppose
[00:04:55] Yeah, stop. Where are you gonna go on my 600 pound life? Never bitch
[00:05:03] As long as I don't have a heavy dinner tonight. I'm staying off
[00:05:07] So I was how he is from the late the from late night with Jimmy Fallon my 600 that's right. I was on credit network
[00:05:16] Yeah, I was on town. I was Joe baked MSG MSG MSG food network
[00:05:22] Every shitty open my community when I started it was like I do have a TV credit though. Messy me on cops
[00:05:36] What was the local like public access to virgins for what for if you know you muslims saying they get 72 virgins when they go to fucking heaven
[00:05:46] So shit 72 whores. Oh, yeah, I was that yeah that joke was all I was under the impression
[00:05:51] You could rape as many people as you wanted
[00:06:00] Mother fucker I can rape 72 versions of fucking six hours
[00:06:05] That's that's what I call a fucking appetizer
[00:06:09] It's the entree better be a fucking infant
[00:06:13] I'm not doing all this good. You know, I'm gonna spend my whole life not raping infants
[00:06:21] And just busting in what half a freshman class of high school girls
[00:06:26] That's what you got too old for him, huh? I could go I got an AR 15 at home
[00:06:32] I could go into any fucking school in this district and get 72 virgins
[00:06:44] Look I said fuck I didn't say finish. Oh true true. I'm sorry. I apologize sir round them up round them up
[00:06:49] Let me get one just one pump one dip in each
[00:06:54] That is actually very funny that guy would like come hang out at like mr. Smith's afterwards
[00:07:03] Honestly that joke is your name Clint that joke's not bad. It isn't bad compared to everyone did deal 72 hoars
[00:07:10] That's why I made it neck. I didn't yeah
[00:07:15] That's a good bit shit man. That's a fucking appetizer. That's the damn appetite
[00:07:19] Appetit open my guy. I miss the most and there wasn't a lot of them
[00:07:23] But he would show up. Mm-hmm. It's like the guy that would just talk about being in jail. Oh
[00:07:28] Guys I only got there's only a taste of that guy you would think in Baltimore you get more but yeah
[00:07:34] Every once in a while you get like a very hood
[00:07:37] newcomer to comedy they would go to sidebar because they just looked it up and it would be like I mean it would be hilarious because it's like
[00:07:45] It's like just a shitty fucking punk bar and it's a bunch of fucking loser
[00:07:51] You know white open wikers and then they're just nervously laughing at him talking about how he raped people
[00:08:00] That was awesome shit you know better sleep on your fucking stomach
[00:08:06] Do you damn well they fuck your ass if you sleep on your stomach
[00:08:13] I'm a stomach sleeper. I'm a back sleeper. So you're always prepared. I've been afraid of that shit for years
[00:08:19] Oh, yeah, you learn your lesson when you're down
[00:08:43] He's just kissing you he's just like having passion and get sex with you hold on to my fucking boss as bitch
[00:08:49] I love icon tell me how fucking big my boss
[00:08:55] Yeah kissing your neck shit he's like kiss my neck
[00:08:58] He's asking you to get that fucking good pussy
[00:09:13] I guess being raped face-to-face has to be way worse. I would say so. Yes when we're out together
[00:09:35] Girl face-to-face thank you when you're raping when you're raping the whole world rapes with you
[00:09:51] Where you rape that's right. I forgot the song. Yeah
[00:09:54] When you smile we you'll rape you smile no way rapes your mom
[00:10:08] The song the starlight lounge 1973 Reno Nevada right after I was raped brutally
[00:10:15] It reminds me a story when I was at the road we know Nevada I was raped by the whole the night manager at the hotel
[00:10:25] I was staying in I went to the police they laughed at me
[00:10:32] Let's gentlemen mr. Wayne Newton. Hello everybody. Do you all know there's no such thing as a perfect victim?
[00:10:58] He's got the kind of plastic surgery that just makes him look Filipino. No, he doesn't have plastic surgery
[00:11:03] He has he has a Klein felt her syndrome or something. No, but he is slant on right wait
[00:11:08] Yeah, that's definitely a style of plastic surgery. I mean maybe a classic surgery
[00:11:14] But Wayne Newton is the way he is because he's got like Klein filters. What's that sounds like a horse
[00:11:18] He's got like XX Y chromosome. So he has an extra girl
[00:11:21] That's why he sings like a girl. He's got like a falsetto voice
[00:11:26] Does he have good boy pushing her facial hair does his ass get wet? It was like Katie
[00:11:31] He does they look very similar does she have Klein filters? No, she's a lesbian
[00:11:44] Does that mean he can just get full of milk
[00:11:48] Mm-hmm. Yep, Adam, please. Yes. We had that ask it does just
[00:12:09] Are there other more you know female like characteristics
[00:12:13] Yeah, would you drink Wayne Newton's milk? Oh, yes, I'm gonna open an eBay account right now and try to sell Wayne
[00:12:25] Has Klein felt their syndrome and as a result his tits does film with milk
[00:13:03] Before the Patriots Chiefs game, they were like, dude, the guys got a plastic surgery.
[00:13:13] No, you said he has plastic surgery and I wasn't denying that he had plastic surgery.
[00:13:17] I was I was explaining that he looks weird because he has a genetic disease.
[00:13:22] It's not like he fucked himself up with plastic surgery.
[00:13:28] Like, like Katie Lang, like a fucking lesbian.
[00:13:38] But yeah, they have like, they have like long limbs.
[00:13:43] They're like, like falsetto's or not falsetto's.
[00:13:58] You mean they put their little dicks in a woman's pussy?
[00:14:03] You would have lived like that would have been.
[00:14:05] I had a beautiful voice as a baby child.
[00:14:11] You would be the king of the Italian opera.
[00:14:17] I would love just women sucking your sock.
[00:14:27] Well, it's funny because it's like that's the shit that fucking, you know, it's like
[00:14:32] fat women are like, you know, fat women used to be beautiful.
[00:14:35] But no one talks about how the castrated boys were sex.
[00:14:43] As I miss my chance to be a Castrato dude.
[00:14:50] Dude, can you imagine being famous for having your balls cut off?
[00:14:54] I'm chemically castrated from all the fucking chemicals and the foods I eat.
[00:15:00] I think I'm getting so fat I'm basically chemically castrated.
[00:15:08] Play one of his songs as an ad for here we go.
[00:15:30] That doesn't sound good enough to get your cock jumped off.
[00:15:57] Dude, my main guy is not strapped off to sound like Adam Sander doing opera man.
[00:16:35] Damn, that's a castrata with a naked bitch.
[00:16:52] Anyways, they were like, they would just smash.
[00:16:56] What do you mean they, could they come?
[00:17:07] That's the only kind of sex that was so good.
[00:17:10] That was the last guy to get his balls chopped off.
[00:17:12] Can you imagine how much that would suck?
[00:17:15] Well, that doesn't even mean you're the best.
[00:17:16] You're just the last guy who doesn't have balls that you have.
[00:17:23] No, boys, we're just going to let you sing with your nuts.
[00:17:29] There are guys with balls that you can sing higher than that.
[00:17:31] They got Klaus Nomi who could sing really high.
[00:17:37] He invented AIDS to make pop music better.
[00:17:40] A lot of people, any mercury, Klaus Nomi.
[00:17:46] I protested out of disdain for Brian Singer, but Atlantic published a big thing about
[00:17:51] Brian Singer and fucking Ramy Moloch, the guy who played.
[00:18:00] He's like, I had no idea about the allegations.
[00:18:02] In fact, I think, and I'm paraphrasing, but it's like, I think the spirit of Freddy sort
[00:18:10] He was like, I just saw that he said he had no idea, which is insane.
[00:18:16] No, he makes it about like Freddy and Art and all this bullshit.
[00:18:19] It's like, there's no way you didn't know.
[00:18:22] You participated in the project with the rapist.
[00:18:24] You did it because you only care about your career, which is true for everybody.
[00:18:30] It's true for everyone, almost everywhere.
[00:18:33] And the thing is too, the old you get, it's like, it doesn't matter.
[00:18:39] That's like, you might as well rape some king.
[00:18:41] No, principles are for people with nothing to lose.
[00:18:44] It's very easy to be principled when you have your whole life to live.
[00:18:48] You know, that's why I have no principles.
[00:18:52] So whatever you guys, you guys got a hot tip on some illegal shit.
[00:18:55] You need a bank for me and Nick are looking to spend some cash and dough.
[00:18:59] I'm trying to get a little, little fedora.
[00:19:03] Something that could land us in federal prison.
[00:19:10] Bring on $40,000 to prove that your loyalty.
[00:19:16] And then they just kill us and take the money.
[00:19:18] They say you can get a lot more with a smile and a busta sword.
[00:19:24] I'm going to be the mobster that carries a buster sword.
[00:19:29] It's the vagina sword that cloud has in final business.
[00:19:35] This is getting stuck at the subway trying to take the train.
[00:19:43] Three piece suit and fucking spin stripes and a big ass sword.
[00:19:54] Well, he gets apparently he's going to keep directing red.
[00:20:02] I think the Michael Jackson shit is the documentary.
[00:20:06] Adam famously thinks he's completely innocent.
[00:20:08] I'm, you know, I'm, I'm, and apparently everyone who's seen advanced like screening to like
[00:20:16] Well, you know, it's Islamophobia because as you know, he became a member of the nation
[00:20:23] I think they did a security detail like during the crime.
[00:20:29] He had like a bunch of bow tie guys all around.
[00:20:34] I mean, I think I've, I've, I've, I've, I was it were proffered my theory.
[00:20:45] It sounds almost like hold out to someone for acceptance.
[00:21:02] It's a smart sounding way to say offered.
[00:21:13] I know like, like really just one word that I can think of.
[00:21:19] If I try and think of words, there's only one that pops in my head alone.
[00:21:23] Maybe we're making young men stupid by not letting them say words or specific words.
[00:21:35] Maybe that's the appeal of MAGA as it sounds so close.
[00:21:41] I didn't think no one will ever suspect it.
[00:21:47] No one just makes MAGA guys being racist.
[00:21:51] Well, no one's just, but no one's getting mad at them for saying MAGA.
[00:21:57] Greatest trick, the devil of polls was convincing people that the accusations against him were
[00:22:15] No, he was like, people don't like me because I'm gay.
[00:22:22] He's saying that like because he was never married wasn't he?
[00:22:26] He has a fake wife with a baby that he had a baby with.
[00:22:32] Wait, was he the one that was married to Kate Beckinsale?
[00:22:36] That's Matt Wright, the guy that Brandon got in the fight with.
[00:22:41] He got in the thread and Matt Brandon and Brandon didn't fight him.
[00:22:45] That'd be so awesome if Brandon just got a shit fucked up.
[00:22:52] Team Wright and then he could bet on it.
[00:22:54] Yeah, I would love to bet on that kind of thing.
[00:22:56] You could bet on it and bet the aside on it.
[00:22:58] That'd be the undercard for Lewis versus like, I don't know, like a, you, a retarded guy
[00:23:06] Well, I would love to bet that on betdsi.com.
[00:23:10] I would love for Lewis to his career to end with him doing like back alley prize fights
[00:23:16] with mentally disabled people from like one specific shopping center.
[00:23:21] They're all just employee owners of the like.
[00:23:23] Do you remember the people's drugs and the fucking radio shack?
[00:23:30] I used to do bum fights, not too far from where I went to high school.
[00:23:34] That was like, there was like a back alley behind the supermarket.
[00:23:38] No, it's even at that time, and I was like a shithead high school student who probably
[00:23:43] would have laughed at a Native American guy playing a drum, but admittedly.
[00:23:51] Just say the thing about the bum fights, man.
[00:23:53] You're going to pretend that you wouldn't you didn't like bum fights when you were
[00:23:58] No, I think you didn't watch those Kimbo fucking videos.
[00:24:04] Those are backyard like you probably don't know a bum.
[00:24:08] I remember even I was like, this is like fucking.
[00:24:14] Even like as a kid, I was like, this is fucked up in the video.
[00:24:21] Yeah, they just like, yeah, they basically.
[00:24:28] But you know, as a young 15 year old boy, I watched every one with the tear going down
[00:24:38] And then two years later, it was like, ha ha ha ha ha ha.
[00:24:49] My normal emotional reaction is to anything.
[00:24:56] Now ready to post and drop out of school.
[00:24:59] It really was a weird, it was a weird thing to be like such an amoral high school student
[00:25:04] and then to see that and be like, this is too far.
[00:25:07] You would say you would consider yourself amoral.
[00:25:11] I mean, that's what we talk about all the time on this show.
[00:25:15] Yeah, it's just I think, I think, you know, you really need to hold kids to a higher standard
[00:25:21] Can you imagine how poorly a kid has to be raised to smirk in a situation ever?
[00:25:46] All high school students are shit heads.
[00:25:48] What's the name of the man who's been doing?
[00:25:50] He's doing Louis B. Yeah, he did a bit about how like kids shouldn't try to make the world
[00:26:00] So this kid's supposed to get out of the way, right?
[00:26:02] I'll tell you another teenager and another Native American.
[00:26:15] I think he was half this is a great take.
[00:26:37] Would you expect a teenager in that situation to get out of that way or would you want him
[00:26:44] The teenager stood his ground and he lost.
[00:26:49] But that the act in itself was disrespectful according to the Native American, to the
[00:27:05] I think George Zimmerman murdered a child.
[00:27:07] I also think like a 17 year old boy shouldn't be like fucking railroaded for smirking.
[00:27:14] I mean, like doc, doc and his family being doc.
[00:27:18] He was the kid made a public statement.
[00:27:19] So it was not like, I mean, he identified himself.
[00:27:25] But he was already identified and then he made the statement.
[00:27:27] Kathy Griffin is the only one that was like, you know, docs these kids and she's a fucking
[00:27:45] I didn't even show it to Nick because I knew it would make you mad.
[00:27:48] But there's a picture of that high school basketball team doing the like three point
[00:27:53] And they're like, this is like, this is a white power symbol.
[00:27:59] And then people are like replying to it.
[00:28:00] And they're like, well, here's like Steph Curry doing that symbol too.
[00:28:15] I hope they don't like pull the read and just hear me say, but you can bet it at Bet the
[00:28:23] You can remember what's the premiere sports betting website.
[00:28:26] You remember the thing we saw about brain ward now getting fun.
[00:28:31] Louis's fights with men with Down syndrome and that alley behind the shop, right?
[00:28:36] Francis Park shopping center in Edison, New Jersey.
[00:28:42] Dude, I'm telling you, fighting is the only thing that's ever mattered to me.
[00:28:48] Now that they made it legal to fight men with Down syndrome for cash, they didn't make
[00:28:59] Oh, that was the guy with down syndrome.
[00:29:04] It's one of his interns that has down syndrome.
[00:29:06] And the other down syndrome fighters are like, how could you tell your back on your people?
[00:29:10] It's just a down syndrome guy that's Samuel all Jackson and Django.
[00:29:16] He's like, get these retoss out of here.
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[00:32:27] Have you ever, have you ever shit the bed wall fucking?
[00:32:41] Would you just pretend you're like, oh my God, it was an accident.
[00:32:50] That part just, you know, it'd be like, you're just so hot.
[00:33:03] Anyway, see, you're like, this is your apartment.
[00:33:06] Just put it on the fedora and walk out of the apartment completely nude.
[00:33:12] Just like, the police lights on the hallway.
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[00:33:57] Here's where we're going to be betting on this week.
[00:33:59] Take the damn Super Bowl bet on the Rams.
[00:34:01] The Pennsylvania 1600s to win the Super Bowl against the Denver, no, it's the Rams'
[00:34:16] Come see me February 2nd, the day before the Super Bowl.
[00:34:19] It kind of reminds me of Nathan Phillips, the liar versus Nick Sandman, the Patriots.
[00:34:24] The young Patriot boy stood up for unborn Americans everywhere.
[00:34:33] Every unborn baby because of our fucked up naturalization laws has the potential to be
[00:34:40] They just got to get that, you know, their mom's pussy over here.
[00:34:45] Once you slip and slide, that's a good argument that I would make.
[00:34:50] If life starts a conception, then like why, you should be naturalized somebody.
[00:34:57] Someone gets busted in in Italy on their honeymoon.
[00:35:01] Well, no, somebody gets busted in in America.
[00:35:07] Back to Mexico, you're pregnant here and then you're pregnant.
[00:35:10] Oh baby in Mexico and you'd be like, well, life begins at fucking bust.
[00:35:19] I was at the fucking Greyhound station.
[00:35:26] And then that was 20 years later, guess who's getting sworn in to the office of president?
[00:35:38] I don't think she's from New York actually.
[00:35:40] I don't think that's what happened at all.
[00:35:44] I thought her mom was raped by a cop in the grave.
[00:35:47] Anyway, I don't think we've technically finished the meeting.
[00:35:54] I'm just trying to help the Democratic Party win.
[00:35:57] I'm saying look, here's what look, I know everything about messaging and signaling.
[00:36:07] Who's winning in 2020 for the Democrats?
[00:36:09] You put this forward, a pile of rape come with a pink bow on the top.
[00:36:18] It's not a way where a pink bow and it's like actually she can do whatever she wants.
[00:36:22] And then, you know, it just sits there on the stage and Trump yells at it.
[00:36:26] And they'll be like, well, look how many times Trump shouted over the pile of sexual assault
[00:36:32] So anyway, they never got a party in the house.
[00:36:41] Don't they give you some kind of money that's as good as a voucher or something?
[00:36:45] Hey, look, I got excited there for a second.
[00:36:52] I know, look, I know some people, they say, maul, and you cross a line sometimes.
[00:36:57] You don't even know when you're joking anymore.
[00:37:06] In fact, you can call me a wet dreamer.
[00:37:09] And I'm trying to find different ways to make this world a better place.
[00:37:13] And listen, if you're an immigrant struggling to make these ideas, just don't adopt them.
[00:37:18] But you can't get mad at me for trying.
[00:37:25] Look, we just want to like for the sake of the discourse, just put these things forward.
[00:37:29] Could you perhaps run a pile of cum as the democratic?
[00:37:35] Yes, as rape, come with a bow with a pink bow.
[00:37:46] And you're a democratic nominee pile of rape, come with a pink bow.
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[00:38:39] I feel like you guys aren't hearing me out with this thing.
[00:38:42] No, I think you're trying to bring America together.
[00:38:46] I think that a lot of people, there's a lot of division and I get what you're about this.
[00:38:53] And here's, it's not that I didn't like what you're going.
[00:38:55] It's just that I think our sponsors pay a lot of good money for us to keep, keep that
[00:39:07] I just think it's a little risky to talk politics during a read.
[00:39:10] Yeah, we try to, yeah, we try to rape it a political.
[00:39:14] Yeah, we don't, we give it a political, you know, I don't know.
[00:39:25] You mean if they're bad ideas, it's like, please just like embrace my free spirit.
[00:39:32] And my free thinking, you know, you're right.
[00:39:33] I love where you're coming from with that.
[00:39:46] And I'm sure that DSI will like it too.
[00:40:07] I've been I've been I shot like six times today.
[00:40:20] Like at a bar where they do cheaper wings.
[00:40:30] I mean, I know they have ladies night, but I didn't know they had a night for fat.
[00:40:35] First of all, it's a night for people who love bargains.
[00:40:41] It was it was an economic decision first and foremost to eat.
[00:40:45] It wasn't even that many, honestly, 16 wings.
[00:40:51] It's like what that guy considered 72 virgins that character from early.
[00:40:59] If you get sent a nude to like do that, like Adam loved this picture, I think it's rude.
[00:41:08] You can get back to your girlfriend and you're receiving news from people.
[00:41:11] I'm saying theoretically, not from people.
[00:41:14] For my girlfriend, you fucking don't start that shit.
[00:41:19] I got his I got a young healthy, fresh relationship where we send nudes to each other.
[00:41:33] I like sending a nice cock pic every once in a while.
[00:41:46] I like that someone's looking at my penis in a positive way.
[00:41:51] You don't mean you like pretending that they're.
[00:41:58] What do you think the what's going on on the other side of the cell phone?
[00:42:04] You think that's just nine 14 year old girls in a locker room being like gross.
[00:42:16] Yeah, probably just like a heavy sigh, right?
[00:42:20] I only send them in the heat of a sexting conversation.
[00:42:30] Oh, yeah, I guess that kind of makes sense in context.
[00:42:32] What do you think I'm just sending a cock pic on a Wednesday at 3 p.m. or something?
[00:42:38] Yeah, that's what I when you said that.
[00:42:55] But that I think there's more intimacy there.
[00:43:03] So I don't know what might happen if you do that.
[00:43:04] You might fucking like hurt one of your joints or something.
[00:43:07] And then you might need some shit called.
[00:43:22] What's the word that happens to me when I hurt my joints beating off?
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[00:47:41] I like my upper chest my like peck you should try out do hurt and well that he did join I did great
[00:47:47] Oh, you did. I mean you should have tried it on you did
[00:47:51] You guys already know this story, but I went to a massage part. Oh, yeah
[00:47:57] Yeah, and I went in and it like they looked like horse, but I was like look my fucking shoulder
[00:48:01] I like my shoulder so funny and I need that and I'm like, yeah, yeah, she's really good
[00:48:06] She'll take care of you and then she like comes into the locker room
[00:48:09] She's like take off all your clothes and she's standing there and then I get completely naked from like all right whatever
[00:48:15] I'm like I don't want this like you got totally naked. Yeah, I mean fuck it. She's like take off all your clothes
[00:48:22] Always do that sometime. No, they give me a towel. Yeah, yeah, they had a towel
[00:48:26] But then like you know you have to take the towel off to lay down the bed
[00:48:29] They don't really it wasn't really much like privacy offered right and then I'm like laying there and she's like doing my back for a bit
[00:48:34] And then she put on this like bullshit Chinese song that's like
[00:48:47] That's an odd dude like where those songs like five minutes in it's just like
[00:48:58] My crack and then it like was like mashed up. I don't know where the fuck that's incredible
[00:49:03] What and then she's like yeah, she's like roll over and then she starts like doing the shit with my chest
[00:49:07] But then she's like, you know, I touch my hand and shit. Yeah, she's like you want me to jack you off
[00:49:18] Incredible incredibly tight and fucking her but she wasn't that good of a masseuse. No the whole time she's big
[00:49:24] She's like, huh? She's like a head he's a hand job practice
[00:49:27] But look you chose that as the front for your business, right?
[00:49:31] Or your illegal process at least learn how to give a good
[00:49:34] Satrios has good meat. Yeah, it's fucking like
[00:49:43] You fucking dumb piece of shit one time I went I knew his hand job plays 15 seconds in because I was like this massage suck
[00:49:52] She's like where to get her hand job. She's like my hands are and I was down the street
[00:49:57] And then you know, I mean because I'm like naked
[00:49:59] So I'm just like sitting there with my like dick flopping out going like just use your elbow
[00:50:04] And I'm like demonstrating on the pillow
[00:50:07] Yeah, yeah, you know, you know, you know, a towel no the towel. Yeah, no towels
[00:50:11] I mean it was there but like it was an afterthought
[00:50:13] I had to get up to like show her like how to
[00:50:17] I had to get up to show her like with the elbow on the pillow. I'm like do that right here, right? You know, and then she keeps missing the spot
[00:50:30] She literally would have rather suck your dick. Yeah, of course
[00:50:34] That's way easier. Yeah, the listening to Nick specific
[00:50:40] I don't know man. That seems like god letting you get permission to get sucked off
[00:50:44] What do you mean giving me permission to get sucked off? I can get sucked off if I want to
[00:50:48] I don't want to get sucked off by some I'm just saying. Oh, was she bad looking she was okay
[00:50:57] In no way would I feel good about myself paying for a fucking blowjob from some like Chinese sex slave
[00:51:04] That's true. What I do want is that a proper massage from somebody at regular money sleeve. Yeah
[00:51:09] Yeah from a regular Chinese slave fix my fucking shoulder
[00:51:14] How did your shoulder feel afterwards awful dude?
[00:51:16] Damn. Yeah, she used like menthol like some sort of menthol rub, but then like my like this skin was burning
[00:51:28] Last year with the option was just punching me and I got a fat gay guy. I give me a massage like a real massage
[00:51:36] God look at your cute little body. I must say I was like god. You're like a little kindle
[00:51:42] I was like fat gay. He's probably gonna be the best massage ever one of my hands all the way around your right
[00:51:51] And I gotta say not very good. It was I really wasn't it's pretty homophobic. Look at you
[00:51:58] Why I was I just want to put you a little baby. Shoot push you around. I thought it's like a little race car
[00:52:23] Slowly itching his body around yours with his ass
[00:52:30] Nick you can't see it, but Nick is doing that
[00:52:32] Out yeah, which he was playing when we got in here. I was playing and it is of all I wasn't playing I was simulated
[00:52:46] Um, well, I just want to say that Nick did text the location and name of that place and I will be sure
[00:52:53] Yeah, to not go there. Yeah, and I'm happy to know that. Oh, yeah, and then also you found the
[00:53:00] Incredible. What was the guy's name? I can't remember something Spanish
[00:53:04] She was like one of those like best by geeks squad kind of guys. Yeah Carlos de la hoya
[00:53:09] I love it 15 Chinese duckies take a pic from
[00:53:15] Oh fuck dude. That was so good. I'm pissed. Sorry, man. Sorry. He should have just gotten sucked off
[00:53:22] I didn't want that. I wanted my shoulder fish
[00:53:25] Yeah, but you should have dude at some point you let it let go. Let God. It's fucking medical care
[00:53:34] Patations and you go to the fucking doctor and they're like here's a valium and it's like oh, but that's not what I thought
[00:53:41] Is that a problem? Yeah, just going to the fucking car
[00:53:47] My stress test. Oh, do you offer full service? I'll tip extra
[00:53:52] I mean we don't have to report it to the fucking insurance. I did have a car. I
[00:54:02] Urologist yeah, there was a lady. You're all just that handled my penis one time
[00:54:07] Did not was not arousing. I gotta be honest. Yeah, I thought oh am I gonna get hard? She was holding my little ass
[00:54:14] Yeah, yeah, it felt weird. Yeah, the one time I got a physical a woman. I was like 15
[00:54:23] And she was like drop trowel and I was like I hope my dick is all right
[00:54:28] And it was the worst it was trash and I was like ashamed
[00:54:32] I was sad. You were hoping you would be card
[00:54:35] No, I was like I hope that it's like looks at least robust or something. There was cold or something my dick
[00:54:41] Was extra small. Yeah. Yeah extra small. Yeah, it felt terrible. Yeah, you wanted this
[00:54:47] I was like just she's a professional dude. She wanted this grown woman to be like that kid had a nice car
[00:55:00] I was having a student molasses. Yeah, you ever feel like you really served good dick at his doctor's appointment
[00:55:05] Is there been any time yeah, but it was like guys
[00:55:07] But you have gay but you remember being like damn there's one time that that many doctors touching my dick
[00:55:13] That old man that put his finger in my ass. I do a prostate. Yeah, I have my dick look great that
[00:55:19] Well, I wonder why it was before he put it in my ass with salivate. I'm excited
[00:55:25] Sweetheart loop me up your ass was drooling for that one just spit on it before you throw it in there
[00:55:32] Cowboy you're like, okay now two fingers
[00:55:34] What did you say? Yeah, I've not had many I guess when I thought I had ball cancer
[00:55:40] I got that time I had a doctor that Chinese doctor
[00:55:44] Touch my dick, but honestly I cannot recall any kind of like even considering like I wonder what my dick looks like for this old Chinese man
[00:55:52] No, you always got to consider you got to be friendly well I heard to see I
[00:55:57] Recently had I went to dermatologist and did a full checkup and two women looked at my penis
[00:56:07] They were they looked under my nose. They look just like it is like a telescope on a motor
[00:56:24] They used to naked eye thank you very much
[00:56:34] Steloscope necessary to give me a full exam
[00:56:52] They weren't even wearing glasses 15 declaration right essentially
[00:57:19] I think I don't know. I don't think a doctor will see my penis anytime soon though. I think I don't know what to make love to one
[00:57:25] Oh, yeah, I guess that's I could now I'm an adult. I could fuck a doctor
[00:57:29] You ever think about that like would it be nice to just get married to a rich woman. Yeah, it was like professional
[00:57:36] Oh good news what all the t-shirts I ordered are being shipped nice
[00:57:42] Yeah, no, he's got some new merch coming through folks
[00:57:45] Well this time because I did drop shipping for a while through printify and the quality was bullshit
[00:57:50] So if you bought a t-shirt off that old shop, it's like
[00:57:53] It's gonna be better sure it's probably destroyed already
[00:57:56] So my bad folks, but I got a guy that prints him
[00:57:59] So I'll be doing fulfillment myself if you want to get a t-shirt or
[00:58:10] Stylyshop.com I think or something. Well, I would love to just be a lifestyle brand, you know
[00:58:15] Oh, yeah, just do different life lifestyle
[00:58:21] Oh, nice. Yeah, did you see that doc? I did I did not which one who were Netflix?
[00:58:27] I wish I could be like that. I guess I'm in the netflix
[00:58:31] Uh the netflix I saw the hula which was the one where the netflix was uh propaganda fuck jerry
[00:58:37] My fuck jerry people put it out and they were also villains in the story
[00:58:42] Now the blue one was dick or something. Yeah, that part's hilarious. That keeps coming back up
[00:58:47] There's like the the the fucking the main guy is that calls up some gay guy
[00:58:52] And he's like I need you to suck the dick of he's like you're gonna take one for the team
[00:58:56] You need to go down to the commissioner of like water's office
[00:59:00] And suck his dick to get our approved for this water
[00:59:08] Listerine and I got my car and I went down to his office fully prepared to suck his dick for this festival
[00:59:14] I respect yeah, and he's like in all of my career. He's like I couldn't believe what was happening
[00:59:21] He was like that I was at the point. What was his job?
[00:59:30] I mean, that's definitely the funniest part of the whole thing. That's awesome salute to that man
[00:59:36] Honestly, yes salute to that legit. That's a writer die friend. That's that's more than any
[00:59:41] Veteran has ever done for a loan survivor
[00:59:45] That story goes down the fucking drain as soon as you hear about the guy sucking dick to save him music for water bottles to help a job rule
[00:59:55] Is John Rool the guy who told them to suck with it. Well, a job rule was one of the like found right right right right right?
[01:00:01] Yeah, oh wow you you got shot four or five times for your buddies this guy blew some Bahamas
[01:00:14] Well the guy like let him off the look he's like you do not have to suck my dick, but he was good that I want to kick back
[01:00:22] But that was the deal like discuss no, I think this guy was just like we'll send my I'll send my gay friend down there to suck
[01:00:28] The worst case scenario of this suck is dick. That's awesome
[01:00:31] I can't imagine being in a position though
[01:00:33] We're like some old man comes into my office and he's like look I really need this loan for a hundred thousand dollars
[01:00:39] Right mostly because I can't imagine a scenario where I have an office right or a hundred thousand dollars that I haven't already blown on crypto
[01:00:49] And then me being like no I can't do that and then being like well, I'll suck your dick
[01:00:55] Me being like was this guy you know what you've got a deal. Yeah, it was the baby. I'm gay now
[01:01:01] Right, that's the thing was the guy in the Bahamas gay. I guess okay, maybe
[01:01:08] When he was a hot-ass girl, I mean I would consider it
[01:01:15] Alone out and a hot woman comes in my office and says I'll blow you for a hundred thousand dollars
[01:01:20] I press the button under my desk so I'm not a lost a door
[01:01:26] You want to be on two and a half men or what sweetheart?
[01:01:29] I'm giving the the Les Moon ves special damn fuck list moon ves. Yeah
[01:01:37] Um can you imagine how bad you would feel if you spent a hundred thousand dollars on a bludge? Oh, I would feel horrible
[01:01:43] Come on. That would be brutal, but I would think about it for a second. I would say no, but I would think about it
[01:01:49] I'd be like I don't want to give you this money, but will you please just suck my penis. Yeah, and that's called negotiations
[01:01:56] Mm-hmm. Maybe she will. Maybe she won't but you never know unless you had such like porn logic for the real world
[01:02:02] Yeah, that only works in porn right. I love the real estate as genre now. Oh, yeah
[01:02:07] Well, I only have a hundred dollars. She's like listen no security positive sex
[01:02:14] This pussy is worth, you know twenty eight hundred dollars
[01:02:28] Yeah, I feel bad sometimes after I bust when I spent no money. Yeah, I can't imagine how I feel that post bust
[01:02:36] 100k yeah, you got to go to your boss and you're like listen
[01:02:39] I'm not really a bad after busting kind of guy in fact
[01:02:42] That's like the five seconds. I have where everything's okay where you're clear-headed. I am yeah
[01:02:47] Yeah, listen the sensation of busting after you know you jack off or whatever
[01:02:50] But I'm talking about you bust you like oh no
[01:02:54] I'm naked naked why not fuck this person. Mm-hmm. You know what are the repercussions gonna be?
[01:03:04] You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. No, you never had a regrettable hookup. Oh, yeah. Well plenty. Yeah, that's what I mean
[01:03:13] No, I got a sleep here everywhere. I just hit my bandage. I read everywhere. I didn't put down enough plastic sheeting
[01:03:20] Yeah, no, but I'm saying well, I'm usually though
[01:03:22] I am overwhelmed by that feeling of like god nothing matters euphoria not euphoria. It's like
[01:03:28] It's I think that's what Zann is you know busting with a girl who I
[01:03:40] No, you don't you don't panic. What's that you don't panic when that happens?
[01:03:46] What do you mean? Oh, I see you have a girl you he hates and then he feels absolutely
[01:03:51] I get that you feel like I hate and don't care
[01:03:54] Yeah, not not necessarily that I think it's like that in terms of like mistakes or whatever
[01:04:00] like you know when you like fuck somebody that just
[01:04:02] Is like someone you just fuck that everybody just Fox right?
[01:04:06] It might be cool, but it's just like you know a slam pig if you
[01:04:16] Heroes and it's always like you know, it's like you know, they're crazy and they're gonna try and pull some bullshit or whatever
[01:04:22] But they usually have a sense of humor about it, right? You know
[01:04:31] Going to like specific. I feel you know the ones that'll be like I'm pregnant or whatever. I'm not come on chill out
[01:04:37] So I gotta come over here and talk sense into you and they're crying right right right it's like you're right
[01:04:42] I'm not pregnant then you get drunk and fuck them again
[01:04:51] Ever since all this feminist mumbo chumbo, right? You can't have an old-fashioned town slam
[01:04:58] That's so true, which is like everyone could go like when they're just ready to ready to commit a mass murder or something
[01:05:04] Or tits around she's got a bell around their neck. She's
[01:05:20] Like I got laid off from Papa John's I guess I can write come over to your shitty apartment
[01:05:25] That makes the society function better and fuck you and then hang out with your roommate
[01:05:31] Oh, that's fun. Yeah. Yeah before we knew what retards were we just had the village idiot right down slam pig
[01:05:38] This is the town slam pig. Well, that's I think they're here. They were just it's like the volunteer fire department. Yeah, exactly
[01:05:47] Yeah, like my house is burning down. Sorry, ma'am would have volunteered
[01:06:11] Yeah, that's true Adam we should get if you guys listening get out there become a slam pig
[01:06:16] Yeah, and there's a lot of there you know the whole thing about how there's no dignity in that
[01:06:21] That's what society wants to tell you so true. There's a there's a ton of sex work is work. Yeah, well
[01:06:27] It's not even sex. It's not even sex. We're volunteer sex work is volunteer. Yeah, it's fun. You're sex
[01:06:32] I will say though that like there is something nice about like
[01:06:37] Just an intelligent whore absolutely those girls. Yeah, they're like really smart
[01:06:42] But they're like you don't feel like we fucked up right you don't feel like you're tricking them. Oh, yeah, of course
[01:06:47] No, they know they know what they want. They know the deal. Yeah
[01:06:51] Yeah, those well, they're taking advantage of those girls. They're taking advantage of you more than your day
[01:06:57] I don't know about that. It's kind of I think it's more pure transaction
[01:07:01] You don't certainly not true, but at least everyone knows what the score is
[01:07:12] Yeah, this is love line with doctor drew and adam carola adam carola here today. We're proving that black people are a myth
[01:07:22] Where the fuck are they i've never seen him
[01:07:25] My man took a true hard-ass turn after a while. Yeah, I remember yeah, I was a whole I was a love line fan
[01:07:31] I was I was listening to some of the adam carola stuff like the podcast in college and then I was like I remember exactly when I was like oh fuck
[01:07:39] I was like I had I made a big evening out of it. Mm-hmm where I was fucking I was I got pizza from the dining hall or you know
[01:07:46] You swiped my meal. Yeah, that's a pizza. So we're looking forward to it
[01:07:53] Just a fat young stop with long hair already balding just stringy long hair. I had short hair
[01:08:02] Zeppelin shirt this right way too small
[01:08:05] Barbecue sauce. I know exactly what let's bring a pizza. I was a little fat. It was a different era never had sex
[01:08:15] No, I did not want to be one year until I knew the pleasures of pussy
[01:08:23] Wait, wait continue set the scene and uh so I get back. You got your pizza got my pizza
[01:08:28] This is in the days where I didn't have a I don't think I even had a smartphone. I was listening on my computer and uh
[01:08:36] You know brought it up and adam krill is just going on a rant about how welfare is fucking wrong
[01:08:42] And like everyone that's on welfare is a piece of shit. Yeah, and I was just like what the fuck I want you to say, you know
[01:08:48] Call someone gay or so, you know make fun of donnie. Yeah from when you grew up
[01:08:52] But now he's just talking about these welfare
[01:08:55] He literally was talking about popping out kids to get more money. He was literally talking about welfare
[01:09:01] It was brutal man. Yeah, and I was like come on man. You you the man show guy the juggies. Oh, they're a falterne into that
[01:09:07] You may I mean a lot of men think I will I really can't see it
[01:09:12] I think that that's the other thing is like I think that if you were to become alt-right
[01:09:16] You would have done it before alt-right was a thing. Yeah, you're right. I am cool. I think
[01:09:27] No, because like I think that you there were a lot of things that you had your ear to the ground about that have become
[01:09:33] You know like when you were talking about campus
[01:09:36] Sex politics things that was like pre-me too and then it completely blew up a couple years later
[01:09:42] Yeah, you're gonna start was right about everything and you were right. Yeah, you're I'm saying that if you're gonna be a reactionary
[01:09:47] You would have become a full reactionary four years ago
[01:09:51] So what's the next move then Nick? What do you think? Yeah, I'll just gay and have it. Yeah, no, I'm telling you
[01:10:02] All right, all right. That could be the next move there
[01:10:06] Am I taking a year another year, but it's not dead. There will be shit. You can't make money
[01:10:13] I'm gonna I'm gonna chill on that. Yeah, all right. You know what I'm getting into stop sports memorabilia. That's really that's that's my investment
[01:10:21] What do you got? I'm gonna found it has a bottom it will soon
[01:10:25] I think it did find the bottom his name was Nick Mullen jokes on you. That's not even my fucking name anymore
[01:10:43] Snake piss diab that's cool. That's my name respect. Does snake piss diablo become a reactor?
[01:10:51] That's your fucking what's that wizard's name that said the n-word that we made fun of all the more
[01:11:09] What's his name as guard or something as guard? Yeah, who cares fuck him?
[01:11:14] What are you talking about a wizard some guy stupid name some for that British guy they got banned from patreon
[01:11:20] Oh, sorry, sorry god not as guard. Yeah, what a fucking you didn't try to get us canceled. No his friend or his fan
[01:11:32] Um about sar gone baby gone. Yeah, I remember that guy being pedophiled in boston
[01:11:42] I think I kind of didn't like now all those like dentists lain adaptations or
[01:11:49] Well, that was like I was like I was led the baby lived with the cops and have a good life and not with their parents
[01:11:55] I used to like it was that the message. I forget
[01:11:58] Mystic river is a teenager and then I watched it again as adult and I guess the real mystery is why I enjoyed that film
[01:12:08] Um, that's you know what that's probably how that's how I feel about gone baby gone
[01:12:13] I remember watching was it like whenever whenever first came college and be like damn
[01:12:18] Do you and I watched bits and pieces my roommates were watching it recently and I popped in some of the pieces
[01:12:22] Hold up, but I didn't watch the whole movie to be fair. All right. It's about right. It's about a kid who has like crackhead parents
[01:12:29] Yeah, yeah, and like when they try to take them away adopts her
[01:12:35] The cops deal like they say she's yeah, then they put someone in jail who had already fucked kids
[01:12:41] They oh they put her ready guilty person. It was like it was like the cops saw it as like we're gonna get this scumbag off the streets
[01:12:48] We're gonna get to save the kid from these fucking crackheads
[01:12:52] You know no way you got to send him back to the parents elion guns all this
[01:12:57] What's elion up to these days? He's with he's in Cuba. He's getting his dick
[01:13:01] He got a little operation. Oh, yeah little operation. We're gonna on classic girls change his name to Alexandria
[01:13:13] Whoa, then he's disgusted in rule. You should fucking you should make a meme
[01:13:18] You have to shit is everything okay? Well, we should I mean we're oh you have to take like six bathroom breaks during the show
[01:13:25] Your stomach has been fucked up. I just why do P. A lot in general sure I know that
[01:13:30] I wish I wish I still had that problem. My stomach is not fucked up, but I did take a shit before the show
[01:13:36] Horrible bodies made out of salt. Yeah, I'm like a desert
[01:13:41] I'm like a gia monster. We'll kill a gila monster gila monster snake piss diablo
[01:13:49] The gila monster of radio whoa, dude are you serious? Yeah
[01:13:53] Um, well, everyone go see snake piss diablo in in chicago on march. What is it first or second or some shit?
[01:14:10] I'm gonna be there. I'll also be it's gonna be a super if you have a good party
[01:14:14] I'm not coming to it. How about fucking a tattoo of stone called steve austin right
[01:14:19] But his arms are cobra's you know like in the picture, but then the cobras are just passionately sucking his
[01:14:29] That's really good. So l.a. On the second, please come see me at the lodge room
[01:14:36] Let's sell that motherfucker out the late show and then i'm in hardford on the 16th at the elbow room
[01:14:41] And in delaware i'm bringing in fight ants with me
[01:14:45] Making up a date on the big mistake on the 22nd of february
[01:14:50] It will be a mistake the odds are he will uh
[01:14:53] Stop at the rest stop and suck off a guy and i'll lose him on the way down, but we got any truckers in here
[01:15:04] Uh stop it dot bid slash tour for those but yeah, please fucking come out guys
[01:15:11] And we got a fucking funny mom's popping off on the 11th my birthday show
[01:15:16] That's my actual birthday i turned 30 years old on that day and again the offer stands
[01:15:24] You were allowed to replace me on the show, but it is a fight to the death
[01:15:31] We've teased this a little bit by nat when this show comes out the ticket should be out
[01:15:35] We are doing a live podcast and a stand-up show at the black cat dc as part of us the stand-up
[01:15:41] Underground something festival march 30th come to one. Yeah, we are
[01:15:48] Come to one show come to both come to one we're doing stand-up and a live pod
[01:15:52] It's gonna be very fun. Am I on the show you are on the show. We discussed this we talked about
[01:15:56] And the tickets are free folks. I think it's are not free. They'll be $20 each, please
[01:16:00] It's oh, uh, so yeah, listen $40 night to see to spend hours with your boys
[01:16:06] And remember that stavros is the sub boss of said a four mentioned said sword fight
[01:16:17] Which I I just what is goro style. I don't know you both got four arms. Okay. That sounds hot
[01:16:22] Uh, no, you're both completely nude. Okay. Save for a ponytail. I love it. I wish pubes grew out indefinitely. You know what I mean?
[01:16:35] Completely go here pubes out. Yeah, I let them go for like years. Really? Oh, yeah, I just like didn't
[01:16:43] I was gonna say if I'm like in a relationship with somebody and I'm full pubes. It's like
[01:16:55] That's a sign. Yeah, so if you ever find yourself dating
[01:17:02] And he's got that little fro yeah, you know, he's checked out emotionally
[01:17:06] Yeah, dude, if we're going if we're just if it's just a mess
[01:17:14] If everything just smells bad constantly shower either. Oh, yeah, you're fucked. You're fucked. You're fucked
[01:17:24] Um, all right, it's time for you to move on
[01:17:28] Which you'll probably do which you'll do probably a little guess guess what it's time for you to come to your senses
[01:17:36] You knew this day was coming honestly if you're being honest with yourself you're being honest with yourself
[01:17:42] I'm not he's not emotionally available. I've never been there's no there's nothing that changed. I was never here
[01:17:51] Nothing is different. It's been like this the entire time
[01:17:57] So, yes, we'll leave you with that adam anything you'd like to plug just took a nice dump
[01:18:01] God damn it dudes. It's gonna smell horrible when I go in there to take a piss, isn't it?
[01:18:06] I'm gonna match for something. Yeah, maybe you should have man. Yeah, maybe you should I got I got some things maybe to plug
[01:18:14] You're maybe you should have yeah add that man. Look. It's me your cousin
[01:18:20] It's real. It's your cousin from Israel. Oh my god
[01:18:23] The pictures of you having guess sex again cousin morticha. It's me cousin