Cum Town | Regular | 02/07/2019
[00:00:00] fuck a baby we're live what's up everyone we're back in the booth no headphones
[00:00:06] no headphones so I'm so really hope the sounds not fucked up on the
[00:00:10] wild west on this one but if it is hey suck my fucking dick you know
[00:00:15] well smith on wicky wow wicky wow wicky wow well well
[00:00:22] breath where you mad about me eating on a show I'm not I'm just finishing up some
[00:00:25] Chinese food I had from yesterday that's what eating what is that no no
[00:00:29] it's not it's from yesterday so it's so it's fine was you ate yesterday I'm just
[00:00:35] saying I'm new food I'm just saying I'm having I'm just finishing something up
[00:00:39] from yesterday oh okay oh that makes sense I'm not you're not eating I mean
[00:00:44] well it's not like a new yeah it's not a new meal I'm not having I didn't like
[00:00:49] start eating something new mmm not no I'm just wrapping just wrapping some
[00:00:55] up that's crazy because you weren't eating for probably the 40 minutes we've
[00:01:00] been here seemed like a good opportunity to have dumpling well I just
[00:01:03] everyone to just finish something up yeah really I just had something I got
[00:01:09] it yeah you just had to finish it up no I get that that makes sense so we're
[00:01:16] back I'm back from California Arnold style Arnold style California
[00:01:22] California got it for you that's Arnold baby personal here of mine
[00:01:29] Arnold you got short shorts you know in German that that means no no no well in
[00:01:35] German it actually means say the end word no it doesn't mean say the end words
[00:01:39] far it says like also the whole it's just double people point that out double
[00:01:44] the n-word yeah which is fun if you're gonna save the n-wordy name mm-hmm
[00:01:49] don't pussyfoot around it go double n-word although German's hated Jews in the
[00:01:56] first part isn't that the n-word in Hebrew Austrian or whatever it's in Yiddish
[00:02:01] which is kind of German oh Yiddish is a type of German
[00:02:04] schvartze it just means black okay how about shit ish that's what I call it
[00:02:10] yeah take that with your bullshit language wait Yiddish is sort of German
[00:02:21] all kind of ironic huh mm-hmm I gotta get a timer going here sorry why do you
[00:02:26] think kind of my run isn't it I don't know the big German the big Jewish modern
[00:02:32] Jewish like a black guy doing blackface like a Chinese guy
[00:02:39] with a huge ass dick like a Mexican gets employee of the month and never
[00:02:48] sleeps he's got an epilepsy isn't it ironic like a Jewish guy who's bad with
[00:03:08] back in the end is not a creep and he's good with women
[00:03:21] shut up to racist Alana's shots out to Liam Neeson oh yeah got a friend of the
[00:03:30] Well, there's so yeah, he said that he was racist 30 years ago. Yeah, yeah, I
[00:03:40] Some pazooka chill from my friend store
[00:03:45] I was full of rage that sent me out under the streets just hoping some black bastard
[00:03:50] When I was we what time it was so I could clock him over the head with a shoelailie. What the fuck did he say?
[00:03:57] A codule what no yeah, he said some sort of weapon that I know what it was
[00:04:02] I don't know some kind of like gae like weapon. It's only used for hate crimes
[00:04:10] Right well son, I think we use this one though the Chinese first move your great grandfather
[00:04:16] Yeah, the best part of the matter before I get my friend my friend told me that like this was placed upon her by a Chinaman
[00:04:25] That night with a wand hoping to stab some Chinaman
[00:04:33] Like every Irishman I have an eye stabbing wand
[00:04:37] Yeah, that's that's an Irish bar mitzvah. Yeah, this is your first hate crime. Yeah, that's all marky mark was doing man
[00:04:43] Of course coming in our land. There's the guy from thin whoever plays on Celtic. There's playing center back
[00:04:55] What yeah, whatever we went up trying he tries to look at the guy. Yeah, he was trying to beat
[00:05:05] Listen fuck my ass tonight would a funny thing to say in an interview. I know racist for no reason by the way
[00:05:11] It didn't feel like they pressed them. Yeah, well, I know and it's because it's like Liam Neeson has been at home watching
[00:05:16] All these things happen in the culture like saying to his wife or whoever he lives with he's like his wife got
[00:05:21] Got by the Lord. Oh really? She yeah, she died and I think that sent him down. Oh, she got murdered by God
[00:05:26] Yeah, babe. It's when everyone died anyone dies. They get got my god
[00:05:33] And I was so mad I went out looking for the first black bastard
[00:05:54] You say you weren't racist 30 years ago
[00:06:02] As a celeb as celebs you have this impulse to chime in and it is never the correct
[00:06:12] Make my opinions on anything known I have none. I'm dumb as shit. Have I considered a hate crime?
[00:06:22] Couple opinions known here's the thing you can say you should be racist. Don't say that you would wrote a
[00:06:32] Funny is like the outrage about what he said was that like he went on the streets hoping some black
[00:06:37] I would provoke him so he could hit the guy back and like
[00:06:40] No one's I at least I haven't seen it mad at like the implication that black people just go around assaulting whites
[00:06:47] Right they're mad that he says he would have retaliated. Yeah, yeah, so it's like the implication that that would happen is worse than like
[00:06:55] Him saying he would beat something. He's just describing defending himself. Yeah, and that is a very meathead thing
[00:07:01] Like that is a very I wish a motherfucker would yeah, you know, that's a only in with star with me
[00:07:06] Yeah, but I mean I wish a motherfucker would is fucking everywhere every group of people
[00:07:12] That's what I mean. That's what the Internet is is sitting online saying I wish a motherfucker would yeah
[00:07:16] He's just verbalizing that. Yeah, that's that's very in fact. He's if anything. He's stealing Guido culture. Yeah, that's very
[00:07:24] Bro, would you would you say bro? Mm-hmm. You look at me, bro. Yeah, that's the moment he was wishing for well
[00:07:30] It's funny because his Liam thing is keeping that jussie smallest story in the news
[00:07:35] Why because they kind of they work in tandem because like the whole argument is that like nobody's just going around looking for
[00:07:42] Like gay black eyes to beat up and then Liam Neeson is like I went around looking for gay black
[00:07:50] I would take any kind of I was hoping for a gay one because they'd be easier to beat up
[00:07:56] Red online that there is a sweet as they're called young bucks
[00:08:08] Trying to rape his way into straight them
[00:08:16] Someone on key mode of fucking look at him funny
[00:08:19] Take that black that's for a baby hospital with black people like hospital. Yeah, maybe like an HPC
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[00:09:30] It's a bunch of people clapping and like sucking each other
[00:09:49] So that's a hundred yeah, that's what happens to black and he's like what the fuck is going on
[00:09:57] They're just dancing. What is this rape?
[00:10:05] How about a sequel called Schindler's pissed oh
[00:10:09] He's under the impression that Hitler is black
[00:10:12] Mmm. He's like I've they he killed six million of my friends
[00:10:18] So I wrote Germany and now I'm going around Germany lackluster
[00:10:22] But some sort of weird Irish charm brick
[00:10:27] Brick with Gaelic scriptures all over it was eating I don't know I don't know what that word was yeah
[00:10:33] I didn't even read enough all that I just saw the headlines. Yeah, it's enough for me, man
[00:10:38] That's how I take my news in yeah eldest eldest said no facts only feeling baby. That's it. I like the sense
[00:10:45] So I'm the first bench a pyro, baby. I don't even make it all the way through a headline anymore
[00:10:52] That's right unless it's at the end of it
[00:10:54] You know I'm saying I don't know this just a smaller thing. It's like insane now
[00:10:58] So where do I I missed I've missed every anything that's happened last week. I've been on drugs for so I haven't in La La La
[00:11:06] Dude I've been on yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna be sober after this I do my brain got too much shit going
[00:11:12] I was on edibles every day. I was doing acid and shroomies
[00:11:17] Fun time by the way, shout out to everyone and then came out to see me in LA
[00:11:21] Them shows rocked my cock off the law dream shouts out my boy groggov
[00:11:27] Thank you for that shit. Well if you want an update. Yeah, what happened? So
[00:11:32] Well the initial story was that he got jumped by two guys screaming
[00:11:36] This is maga country dressed in all black. He couldn't tell what race they were
[00:11:40] They put a new surround this neck beat him up broke broke his ribs damn
[00:11:46] So then the police are involved and it seems like the Chicago Police Department from the jump was like
[00:11:52] This was bullshit, but because it's so politicized. They're like we're gonna just investigate the shit out
[00:11:56] Yeah, yeah, yeah prove without diligence prove without a doubt that this guy's lying before they even like suggests that really yeah
[00:12:06] That guy that I got that graffiti that blacks rule
[00:12:12] So they pulled all this security footage and there's like a 60 second window where he's not on camera
[00:12:19] There's nobody else like there's two people of interest that they were looking for who are just the only other people that
[00:12:25] Happened to be in the area anytime not wearing the hat. Yeah. Well, there was never a claim that they were wearing the hat
[00:12:32] Oh, I thought they were no no one ever said they were wearing the hat somebody said that they or the report was that they yelled
[00:12:39] Which was corroborated by his manager who was supposedly on the phone with him at the time of the assault and he the manager heard
[00:12:45] The guy say this is maga country over the phone
[00:12:50] That's what they that's what these guys yell Chicago. This is maga country
[00:12:55] Anyways, there's like 60 seconds or less that he's not on camera
[00:12:59] So he disappears from camera and then reappears like 60 seconds later still holding the sandwich from subway
[00:13:05] Walking into his you know hotel with the news around his neck
[00:13:09] Or like the rope just sort of draped around his neck. Oh, he kept his sandwich though. He kept his phone
[00:13:14] Looking is his Facebook. I don't you never release that video the only video that's been released is that still image of those two persons of interest
[00:13:21] He wouldn't like show the police his phone records to prove that he was on the phone with the manager
[00:13:27] And because he's like not under investigation
[00:13:29] They can't I mean they would have to get like a subpoena to get his phone records
[00:13:32] Which I wouldn't be surprised if they're like just doing right because
[00:13:39] It puts the Chicago police department in a difficult position because they're racist and they like yeah had a secret prison where they torture black
[00:13:47] Right, right and then I concealed all those evidence in the l'oflama
[00:13:52] So for there to be like a major hate crime on a celebrity in Chicago and the CPD to like instantly say this is a hoax
[00:13:59] Right, you got to do your day. Yes. They also can't like even like intimate that from the get-go
[00:14:05] But it's also like I wouldn't put the pat put it past them to investigate this with the intention of like
[00:14:12] Disperving that it happened right right. That's why like you can really only look at the evidence in in the case
[00:14:17] And so far what they've like, you know pulled up is that there's no there's like no evidence of this attack
[00:14:23] Yeah, that'd be tough to go back to back with the Indian guy and this guy
[00:14:28] These both being what that'd be that be a tough back-to-back on the liberal shit you share
[00:14:35] It really stories it really wouldn't drum guy to this guy because a couple tough
[00:14:40] L they won't acknowledge it if if like they prove without a doubt that it was a hoax the media won't acknowledge it
[00:14:48] But this will be a thing because the the thinking is going to be like well
[00:14:52] We won't address this because this will give like, you know
[00:14:55] Creed install this like fake news stuff or whatever
[00:14:57] It's just be they throwing gas on the fire
[00:14:59] But it doesn't matter because they've already lost all the people that are like observing this casually like a lot of people think this story is bullshit
[00:15:07] You know a lot of people don't but like all I've seen is that I didn't even like it seemed weird to me
[00:15:13] But I didn't look into it at all and it seemed like it was real from the amount of people
[00:15:16] You thought this was real? I mean, I didn't know what the fuck was going on
[00:15:20] I just yeah, what I'm saying is yeah, it seemed like some guy got fucked up and I didn't look into it at all
[00:15:26] So if it appears that it's real from like yeah
[00:15:29] Yeah, it just seems like cuz it real people are talking about it and I wasn't paying attention to it at all
[00:15:34] Like I said, I was I mean, I know it's like a garbage metric 2am and it was negative 20 degrees outside and
[00:15:47] That's what you said. Yeah, that's tough. That's
[00:15:50] That's a lot going on so wait the guy didn't get fucked up or he did get fucked up or what the only the only image of him
[00:15:57] Fucked up is him like face timing somebody. It's a still image of a face time
[00:16:01] But there's like some small cut under his eye which doesn't look like it's there when he's in concert like three days later
[00:16:07] Where he also had to like clarify that his ribs were never broken and he was never hospitalized
[00:16:12] So those parts the story got walked back like immediately
[00:16:15] So now there's no there's no like brutal beating anymore. Oh interesting and he's saying he bit they bit him
[00:16:23] That's now the story is that he was he they bit him they said this is maggot country and then hope
[00:16:28] To get a little taste of this though this is a maggot country, but I would love it if there was a racist going around biting
[00:16:45] But yeah, that's a weird story. Yeah, that sounds fake. Yeah. No, I mean it definitely sounds fake. It's just like
[00:16:54] There's no real evidence that it is fake though. I mean because it's like to say like oh wow
[00:16:59] There's only 60 seconds where he's not on camera. It's like getting your ass kick and happen pretty
[00:17:05] Very run up and jump somebody. That's like 15 seconds. Yeah, if you count that out in your head
[00:17:09] It's like not is really it does not take that long to run up fucking stop somebody's head in yell something and run away
[00:17:16] Totally and if the guys like shook from that happening
[00:17:19] I can see him just getting up and like taking his bag and going into his hotel room
[00:17:22] There's no reason why he would need to you know people like he didn't take the new stuff right away all of that
[00:17:27] I buy you know if that were to happen. Yeah, it's just like what are the odds that it's this fucking short window
[00:17:36] Original details of the case. It's like you know some guys you've been wandering around Chicago
[00:17:41] You know about like if he was being stalked for a while maybe those the other thing the neighbor said she saw
[00:17:48] Like some redneck you know wearing like hunting socks with a rope, you know hanging out his apartment like hours earlier a couple hours prior
[00:17:56] Well the police looking to that there's zero
[00:17:58] Surveillance footage of the guy the description of the person hanging around the apartment doesn't match the one's elmer fun
[00:18:04] It's just yeah, it's just like making shit
[00:18:07] right, you know and then the rope she described like like
[00:18:11] different significantly from like the one in the
[00:18:14] You know that they collected her brought into avenues a sweet right here the ropes
[00:18:19] She knows awesome. I am the only one that gives a shit about this story. Yeah
[00:18:26] But whatever who gives a shit if he made it up he's he's fuck no one will talk to me about it
[00:18:47] No, no, no, no, I know I'm just I was saying like
[00:18:52] Maybe just sweetened it maybe it was like they did fuck his ass up, but they weren't like
[00:19:00] Well now the cops are like he was just carrying around a row the cops are going through security footage from like every hardware store and every
[00:19:07] Place that sells like yeah, we're gonna figure out who bought this rope. Oh, no
[00:19:13] Dude, I would be if I was him and I made this shit up
[00:19:15] I'd be like nosh, it's actually all good
[00:19:17] Well, I mean he better hope they don't find him because if like the cops are going to the extent if they think that he's lying
[00:19:23] Yeah, and they're fucking wasting the the resources to go through all that footage
[00:19:29] Yeah to find somebody buying rope at a hardware store
[00:19:32] It's like that's not the kind of shit that they just
[00:19:34] Might have just had rope right what do you mean?
[00:19:38] So the guy who did it could have just had rope that's the other thing too is you coming from the other angle?
[00:19:43] It's like I understand like like even like the the satey Doyle shit where you go on Twitter
[00:19:49] And you're like I was on my way home and three Bernie bros came up and called me a slut
[00:19:55] Obviously that didn't happen. I just happened to walk past a Bernie Sanders rally and they were chanting kill all women
[00:20:02] You know like that's why I support him by that's that's one thing
[00:20:07] Yeah, like saying you got beat up and jumped and calling the police and involving all these other people like that doesn't make sense
[00:20:14] Yeah, it doesn't shoot it isn't saying it's fucking way too much effort. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, he probably I don't know
[00:20:20] I don't care. I'm saying I probably get I think it's probably I think I think I think I think this is you use Occam's razor here
[00:20:29] Yes, yeah the rope is kidnapping a young boy to rape
[00:20:33] As we know all homosexuals are petaphos
[00:20:36] He was kidnapping a young boy who bites people children. Yeah, oh
[00:20:42] He was on the phone with the manager who was like describe his body
[00:20:46] Let me give more about this boy we're taking back to the island
[00:20:53] And you know the boy ran away or whatever and gotten that's why he doesn't show up on camera because he's so little right he's so tiny
[00:21:04] You try to say Glamour, but it sounded like maga. Yeah, right
[00:21:08] You know start a second podcast like a serial style pod dude. I was just saying the other day
[00:21:13] I would love to do like a extremely high production value true crime podcast
[00:21:18] Yeah, where I go like I pick it some small town and I pick some unsolved mystery and I fucking
[00:21:24] Interview everyone and then I just accuse them all of being child rape
[00:21:29] Every single person I interview but there was something off about mark something in his demeanor
[00:21:46] I just never gonna see your girl up. I mean, we're not gonna. Did you rape your daughter?
[00:22:00] You get that Don Shipley got yes, I looked it up. It's true. Not only was he in Iraq. He is a navy shield
[00:22:12] Don't know that guy. Don't you see no Don Shipley is the guy that does like stolen valor Vids. Oh
[00:22:19] Navy seal who's like hairline starts like on the bridge of his nose
[00:22:23] Oh, yeah, I'm jealous. Yeah, no his hair starts. It's like right above his eye
[00:22:30] It's it's I mean it doesn't make any sense. No, not like him burns. Kim Burns is a little doll wig
[00:22:36] We looked into the sky and it turns out
[00:22:45] Central PA a so funny when they just just a clearly retarded person in a bus. Yeah, yeah, I was on a navy shield
[00:22:57] There's like an inch that's we an inch and a quarter. That's a wig. That's not a wig
[00:23:03] He just has a low hairline. No that no one's hairline looks like that Don Shipley's does dude. Don't fucking are you saying Don?
[00:23:10] This is like valor don't disrespect you stealing he's stealing first of all getting a hair piece is not stealing valor
[00:23:17] Yeah, okay, if I'm first of all I don't have one and I never will I'm just saying philosophically speaking. Yes
[00:23:26] With put you know augmenting your natural state
[00:23:31] With a wig or a you know you comb your hair, don't you?
[00:23:35] Yeah, you let you care about how it looks right. I don't comb it you comb it. No you wash it now
[00:23:43] We got a letter here how you viewer that said that my hairline is stolen valor
[00:23:49] So I looked into it. I don't think his hair is here. Shut up
[00:23:54] You think that I do you think that if someone prefers a man with an uncut dick
[00:24:00] Do you think that I could say that that's ableist?
[00:24:02] Yes, right yes is my disability is that I have Jewish I'm without for skin your Jewish
[00:24:16] Yep, I can bet on on whether or not having a foreskin is ableist and by the way, let me say something
[00:24:22] I've never no one has ever preferred it. There's people have been like well
[00:24:25] That's fun and one girl refused to suck me off Jewish by the way because of my foreskin what a bitch
[00:24:33] Wasn't she was a bitch I heard somebody wouldn't suck off my fat friend and his tiny
[00:24:38] And I went out looking for the first black bastard
[00:24:43] Vends me avenge me Liam and I'm my dryly jacked dick
[00:24:48] I know to beat up the first black blaster back in the same
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[00:25:07] This is not a celebrity impersonation nor is Don Shipley a celebrity
[00:25:16] Who I'm YouTube account with a YouTube account
[00:25:19] Well, I'm claiming is here right now using his likeness without permission
[00:25:35] Like I think is around like like outing fake Navy seals or somebody pretending to be a man
[00:25:43] That is not the real Don Shipley my name is Don Shipley the real Navy seal
[00:25:49] I'm gonna make an account outing Don Shipley. That is the fake Don Shipley. I'm the real
[00:25:54] Was he a Navy Seal? Yeah, he was a Navy Seal. Okay, that makes sense
[00:25:59] That would be such so lame if he wasn't in the army at all and he was just like it would make more sense
[00:26:04] The army seals, baby the army seals if he was a liar he was trying to out up
[00:26:09] The other life. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that'd be perfect. No man snitches, dude. Fuck snitches. Mm-hmm
[00:26:15] I would just I'm waiting for him to just like
[00:26:18] Go political, you know, yeah, he's like today. We check to see if Christine Blasey Ford is stealing power
[00:26:26] Their military records turns out she was never even in the army
[00:26:30] Everyone knows that women only get raped in the army
[00:26:37] They don't only don it's you know, certainly it's one of the preferred destinations. Well, that's it for today's episode
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[00:31:35] Take that you little rocket rock throwing piece of shit
[00:31:38] Well, I mean you can't say that they're innocent that last time around they were flying kites with fire in them. That's right. Fire kites fire kites
[00:31:46] I know yes, we're nearly scarier. Yeah, dude. Then a fucking
[00:31:50] If I saw a type of Israel like hair weaponized pogo stick. Yeah, you know
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[00:32:02] They're using children as human shields. It's like then don't shoot the human shield
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[00:34:13] And every single dollar goes to every single dollar after profits goes to charity. That's right
[00:34:30] Yeah, you know who it was. Oh, that's right. That was a hilarious weekend
[00:34:35] That was a great our beautiful fucking adventure through canton. Yeah
[00:34:45] Yeah, I love it man. Mm-hmm. Damn. Have you ever have you ever have friends?
[00:34:54] You have stuff actually this yeah, you have way more friends than we do. Do you ever reminisce? Well, you know, I've got a lot of friends
[00:35:00] I guess it's just me that doesn't have any
[00:35:02] You yeah, it's comic stone and friends. So i've an ir weird that we have friends
[00:35:07] Yeah, we from childhood you mean yeah, yeah
[00:35:11] Yeah, the boys it was fun going out there going l a just doing drugs with it with the squad
[00:35:19] Good. I'm glad i was had a nice trip. He did he you know what else's take on the lemnesum thing was
[00:35:27] I agree and can I be honest he truly was how can you why is keeping it real not allowed
[00:35:41] Literally what you're saying is true though. It's like I know it's just spoke honestly
[00:35:52] You know, it's like what the fuck does it and then like the point that he was making was about like all this rage and like online
[00:35:59] Aggression or whatever and it completely fell on deaf ears will he speak? Yeah, right?
[00:36:04] It's a world is ruined. Yep, you know, you just got to hang out with your boys. Uh-huh, you know
[00:36:11] Pretend to be don shipley never tell you to do your own high production value true crime podcast as don chiply
[00:36:18] We're trying to find his own rapist his own rapist. Yeah, I'm done shiply and I was raped
[00:36:26] I'm going around the country confronting fake navy seals. Did you write me?
[00:36:32] Were you the one who did it is seal and acronym? Yeah, what is this?
[00:36:53] Single educated african lady. Oh, I want me some steel. I'm Don shipley a single educated african lady
[00:37:02] I'm looking for a man's that wants to help raise my son
[00:37:08] I'm not looking for a boy what I want is a man
[00:37:24] You ain't my daddy latridis don't talk to him like that he could be
[00:37:33] His name of your son after where you piss
[00:37:40] Porta potty is yeah porta potty don't be doing that shit
[00:37:44] Are we gonna talk about this blackface shit?
[00:37:47] Yes, yes, salute. There's another blackface
[00:37:53] Virginia governor having his free speech attacked. Yeah, okay
[00:37:57] His dragon culture you can't admit that you did blackface and dressed up in a clan the best for it was a
[00:38:02] Medical school here, but hilarious. It wasn't even like a high school
[00:38:11] I'm just idea is kind of racist home thing is you can still do blackface. You just have to be like, yeah, it's funny to me
[00:38:24] I think the last doctor. No, you don't understand. It's not racist. It's funny. It was a good bit. It's hilarious
[00:38:30] Yeah, I know you don't get it. I'm not actually black
[00:38:35] I put on makeup to look like a black person and that's it's a joke
[00:38:41] Downey jr. Is it gonna be go down as the last that that marks his past that society is ever that is a big
[00:38:48] They will grant pull it's the last one. Well, I told you I read that interview with him where he like didn't get it
[00:38:54] He didn't get the bit he he's saying things really it the movie is great
[00:38:58] But he's saying things in I gotta pull it up
[00:39:00] But he's saying things in the interview where he's like it really I really started to like feel like a black person
[00:39:11] Would have fuckers are so stupid. They are so stupid
[00:39:17] Not as smart as fucking osteo. Yeah, us geniuses
[00:39:20] Mm-hmm. Boom the best part and we talked about rough mike was that someone asked him if he could still moonwalk
[00:39:27] Yep, and my man about truly was thinking about it. And then his cunt wife told him that dumb bitch robbed us
[00:39:33] Of the best clip of all time. It would have been a man in his black face conference
[00:39:44] To do the moonwalk while trying to say face and say that you're not resigned
[00:39:48] But if he had done that he would have been the absolute boy. Absolutely
[00:39:53] That would be that would create the fissure and culture. We say all right boys over here. Yep
[00:39:58] Everybody else. Yeah off. Yes, and then we take that guy. We make a ride. I'm riding for that man
[00:40:03] Oh wait black face aside. I do if you do moonwalk at your black face conference
[00:40:08] I don't care. Sorry if the blackface was bad. I will set up a walk 30 years later
[00:40:15] Ex-system uh-huh and contribute to it to set up a separate government but that guy is ahead of it
[00:40:22] What if you just stood up at his press conference? He's like ladies and gentlemen. I'm a wigger
[00:40:26] Okay, I had been a wager this whole time
[00:40:29] Okay, I like to pretend to be a black guy. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I walk with a pimp strip
[00:40:37] Yeah, dude. What if a moonwalk was so what if he hid it so clean everyone was like
[00:40:40] We're good. What if you did? What if you're like this?
[00:40:44] This is criminal lean. What people? What people have been screaming for the last like six years
[00:40:50] And they never shut up so like no normal people have been able to say anything
[00:40:54] And what people are into the impression that normal people are just like
[00:40:57] Internalizing everything they're saying and taking it is like the truth
[00:41:00] They may not argue with it, but it's like I guess if that's what you say
[00:41:03] It doesn't mean it resonates or like clicks with anybody
[00:41:06] So for a guy to be like, yeah 40 years ago. I wore blackface and that costume like I can
[00:41:13] Like how you don't understand why that would like
[00:41:20] There's an explanation for it. It was 30 fucking years ago
[00:41:26] Yeah, yeah, it was the 80s. Yeah, it was the fucking 1980s
[00:41:29] Ted dancing. There's like 1984 years after that. Yeah
[00:41:35] And it's a Halloween costume. You got the jazz man. Yeah
[00:41:39] Yeah, I mean, yeah, people were doing blackface Halloween costumes until like six years ago the jazz singer
[00:41:49] Yes, definitely contemporary it can't it just it had just come out. He was doing al jolson cosplay
[00:41:54] Yeah, I mean, I think people just mad though that like this month. Yeah, the
[00:41:59] He's he was a fucking medical school in virginia and this motherfucker were on to be the come the governor
[00:42:03] And then he was like I wasn't me but I did it before and he got confused
[00:42:08] I think it was all like a weird he said that he wasn't in the blackface or the clan robe
[00:42:12] Which is technically you can't you can't know if it was him in the clan robe. Yeah. Yeah, there was clan robes involved
[00:42:19] I don't know man. That's pretty fucking racist. I mean, I know what you're saying that it makes sense how he would end up there
[00:42:29] But if it's racist in the context of like it's a Halloween costume and they're like how about a blackface guy hanging out with a clansman
[00:42:35] It's like it's no if it's meant to be like a
[00:42:39] Funny Halloween costume of pimps and pails in comparison to like everything we say and do on this show constantly
[00:42:47] I you think it pails in comparison dressing up like a clansman
[00:42:51] To everything we do constantly yeah because it's 20 fucking 19 and we make these fucking jokes and we say these things
[00:42:57] Like do a little bit of this way. Do you think that that guy hates black people?
[00:43:03] Maybe maybe yeah, okay. All right. I mean if that's how you feel then then okay. He also did say like he did uh
[00:43:10] Like he's in the cross areas because he came out in favor of the late term abortion bill and that's why like
[00:43:17] I can serve his arches are backing him up. No, Trump is like yeah Trump's been tweeting
[00:43:22] He's like I saw his preface conference pathetic. He should resign. Yeah, I would never do black
[00:43:28] But it's like it is kind of fucked up that that's like in a medical school
[00:43:32] I don't know there's something worse to me that it's like if it's high school. They're dumb virginia kids whatever but it's like
[00:43:38] Okay, mate. Let's say he doesn't even he's doing it as a bit
[00:43:41] Somebody in that fucking medical school is racist and they probably it's probably affected
[00:43:46] I see what it's probably affected the care of like a black person at some point
[00:43:53] Is it yeah, yes or in clans robes and shit
[00:43:57] To say that because this guy did blackface in medical school
[00:44:00] It's affected the quality of care that a black person
[00:44:05] Their fucking race is someone in that fucking virginia school if there's like a person who's like
[00:44:10] It's all in that spectrum of racism where it's accepted where it's no one's like damn
[00:44:15] This is kind of weird that you're in clans robes that like that was just acceptable. There's the most racist
[00:44:23] You're removing it from the context of it being again a Halloween costume where you're lampooning something
[00:44:28] Yeah, but there's only one way to actually know if he's racist or not and that's to see how good the moonwalk is
[00:44:33] Yeah, there's no other way to know right we have to get him on the horn
[00:44:37] If he hits that if he hits it perfect if it's smooth enough 10 10
[00:44:46] I thought he was like a kind of a corrupt like a blue dog to have a crap
[00:44:51] Yeah, I mean, I don't fucking know dude. I again. I don't know anything and I don't look into anything
[00:45:00] This person is killing black people with bad medicine because I think this is kind of a stupid
[00:45:06] Train that we're going on right. What do you mean? I don't think like you can prove that but it's also like should he be the governor
[00:45:13] It's weird man. I don't say and I've known people state of people voted for him
[00:45:17] I mean outside of that. It's like I don't fucking give a shit. I think also
[00:45:22] Every broken law sure I don't there should be more of an attitude that you can have the wrong opinion 50 years ago
[00:45:30] Like Liam Neeson can be a piece of shit 30 years ago and then be honest about it
[00:45:35] That the Liam shit is much more. I think he just again
[00:45:37] I didn't read what he said at all. He was looking to murder a black person
[00:45:40] Yeah, you compare that to blackface. I think like murdering one. Yeah, it's probably worse
[00:45:46] Not but he didn't murder anyone. He was mad. I mean, whatever who cares? I just think
[00:45:54] That I don't know clans robes are the things that they're gonna be up. But you're right. I guess it was a costume
[00:45:58] But I don't know man. That's just some like that's just weird anytime. I've seen
[00:46:03] A robe or some shit like that. It makes you know at the meetings and stuff like that
[00:46:07] When you're at the meeting. I'm like, I don't know guys. Do we need the robes? Yeah, why are we still doing this bit?
[00:46:12] You know what? I don't understand. You get caught doing that. You just be like, oh, yeah, I was a ghost exactly
[00:46:19] Yeah, what the fuck are you talking? I'm sick. That was me. Dude. I was being a ghost. It's a fun. It's halloween. I'm wearing a ghost costume
[00:46:27] Stupid assholes that guy was being my shadow. What if they transitioned from clan robes to burkas and then you think that
[00:46:34] Muslim women were doing the KKK. That's pretty good. Yeah, that's actually been rebrand. Yeah, a knock KKK
[00:46:47] Yeah, I would have I mean, I just think that
[00:46:52] People are really into retro nostalgia. Yes. What's more retro? What's more down home apple pie american
[00:47:02] I'm saying shoot polish on their face. Right. I wasn't gonna say a lynching. Yeah, it sounds like you're you're doing it. I was gonna say that
[00:47:08] You were you're doing the act out. Yeah
[00:47:11] Um, do you think Norman Rockwell ever painted someone in blackface?
[00:47:17] You know people in Norman Rockwell paintings were going to lynchings. Uh-huh. You know what I mean?
[00:47:30] Yeah, whatever dude. I'm not one for uh paintings, you know
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[00:53:59] Yeah, yeah, it's it's such a shame. He passed away. What are you talking about?
[00:54:04] Robin Williams. He passed away. What do you mean passed away?
[00:54:08] What what is what do you mean? Oh, is he with grandma and grandpa? You mean he went to the farm with grandma and grandpa
[00:54:16] Uh, no, I mean, he's like physically not alive anymore. What?
[00:54:23] And then that's that's where they're san franciallico guys never even been explained the concept of death
[00:54:28] Yeah, we have a limited time here on earth. You know, like most people die at like 65. That's why he's so chill
[00:54:42] Oh now enter phase two of the san franciallico guy
[00:54:46] No, I don't want to remember. I don't want to take his innocence away from him. Dude. Now. It's too late. You told him about that
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[00:55:53] Put a dab right in the mill your ass right on the tip of a fan and just beat off on all fours while listening to jeepers priest
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[00:57:53] Dude, I love it when the jokes are like just airballing it from half-court
[00:58:01] Just fucking chucking it and smashing the ball through the window
[00:58:18] Getting his life. Come on, man. You're 26 years old. Please move out. Please move out
[00:58:24] I keep taking the basketball hoop down. You're you're the reason I have cancer
[00:58:38] Damn, I'm worried my mom had got all these fucking uh like uh
[00:58:43] Fertility drugs to have me her beautiful boy. Uh-huh and I worry that I might cause her health problems, dude. Oh, yeah
[00:58:50] Mm-hmm. That's why I'm out here providing podcasting. Yeah
[00:58:56] Grow can a groom give you cancer though. Oh what can a groom actually give you cancer a grower?
[00:59:03] Cause I'm I'm growing fucking well the truth is is like everything gives you cancer and we're all
[00:59:08] Overly preoccupied with this fear of death. I mean your body is meant to be used and disposed of oh
[00:59:14] You can't take it away. So life is like a dom and you're a sub
[00:59:17] No, not even it's like your body. Yeah, mother nature. You're your little pussy
[00:59:22] Your body is like your body's a pussy and mother nature's a dick. No your body's like a buffet
[00:59:27] Okay, your body's like a very nice meal. I like this. You can't preserve it. You just have to fucking enjoy it
[00:59:32] One day it's gonna turn to shit. Oh, that's good. You consume yourself. I like that. Yeah, so savor it
[00:59:38] But don't try to save it. You know, I wouldn't buff you don't want it to get cold leftovers. Say some shit
[00:59:43] That's a good point. That's what an old person is. Yeah
[00:59:46] It's a 89 year old ladies left over. It's a buffet with a finite amount of food
[00:59:50] Because a buffet like you get more food constantly
[00:59:54] It's a nice meal, man. It's a nice meal. It's not a buffet. That's what he said at first. Come on, man
[00:59:59] It was nice. That was nice. Oh, it just got to ruin it with asking questions. I think we can attain zan
[01:00:05] What do you think it is then Adam? What do you think life is like? I think we just have to reject our egos
[01:00:12] I don't know. Do you think the guy who named big band wanted to have sex with a guy named band? Yeah, absolutely
[01:00:17] And he just what he like he's like, you know, he's like doesn't make any sense
[01:00:24] Show me one other clock in the world. That was a name. What if the guys name?
[01:00:27] What if the guys dicks name? How did that even come up? They're like, whoa, what a great clock. What's its name?
[01:00:41] Dude, I was watching jeopardy the other day. Did I say you that video?
[01:00:45] Yeah, which one? Well, there was two good things on jeopardy one that was like and these are old episodes
[01:00:49] Oh, yeah, during the Super Bowl. You were sending us jeopardy clips. Yeah. Yeah, uh, there was one where it was like
[01:00:55] Uh, it's like, uh, hi, I'm Mark Giffords. My wife Gabrielle Giffords
[01:01:02] He's like to raise money for victims of this massacre in this
[01:01:06] Connecticut town. Yeah, it's like you got Gabrielle Giffords husband to come on jeopardy to ask a fun question about saying
[01:01:17] I mean, it's like it's fucking insane that they would have the audacity to ask him and then he'd be like, oh, yeah
[01:01:22] How about you, equity? Yeah, that'd be fun. What am I asking about Tahiti or the right?
[01:01:29] Um, Gabrielle Giffords. Sorry. Sorry. I thought we were all be on board. Sorry. Sorry. No, no problem, man
[01:01:37] That's okay. You see the video the down syndrome guy testifying before congress
[01:01:42] About making abortion like getting rid of abortion. He's saying that you shouldn't well the timing was weird because it's like
[01:01:49] You know, he's saying like you know because there's screening now for for babies with down syndrome
[01:01:53] But it comes at the same time as this third trimester bill
[01:01:56] But like you can find out if a kid has down syndrome in the second trimester people already terminate pregnancies based on like the down syndrome thing
[01:02:08] But it's it's funny because the guy wrote a better speech than I could
[01:02:13] You know, I mean did he write the speech?
[01:02:16] He's reading it all off a piece of paper and you've heard me read things on this show a million times
[01:02:23] Is he even retarded? Right? I mean, I guess it's got like black
[01:02:27] Even really need to say anything the fact that he's like reading something off a piece of paper and is way more convincing
[01:02:33] I have never had I've never been able to persuade anybody to the degree
[01:02:37] Retarded man is making people say we should rethink abortion. Yeah
[01:02:42] I mean, I don't know. Did he was he just late term or does he mean all abortions?
[01:02:47] He just wants people to not get abortions because he did make an appointment. He's like I don't want to make abortion illegal
[01:03:00] Like educate people on on like what you know that how down syndrome people like they can live like relatively normal lives
[01:03:08] Or what does he mean abortion of down syndrome people? Yeah, I think he means a down syndrome
[01:03:12] Well, it doesn't because it once you say they're down syndrome people in the womb
[01:03:17] Then you've added given personhood to a fucking baby. So well, I just mean like there's no way
[01:03:22] There's no way to wade into this argument
[01:03:24] Well, I'm saying is people that that only screen are like I'm gonna kill this retarded baby
[01:03:32] So it's a baby now and you're killing it. Yeah, so abortion is killing a baby. Yeah, whatever who cares?
[01:03:38] I don't give a fuck. I'll fucking kill baby is on so that I can continue my life
[01:03:43] But no, I mean I just mean like if you're the reason you're doing this is because you're screening for down syndrome
[01:03:49] Then I get that argument. You're just like the same way you're like
[01:03:53] You want if you could screen for having a sexy kid. Let's kill a ugly kid, you know, the women shouldn't be able to choose
[01:03:59] No, they should I have been listening. What are you?
[01:04:02] You're saying that you shouldn't so I just be able to choose unless there's specific conditions that you feel are like inappropriate
[01:04:08] No, I just say I see his argument of being like I want I don't want
[01:04:13] A abortion be illegal so that people can still choose
[01:04:16] But if someone is doing it just to get a retarded baby out of there out of there
[01:04:22] I'm pro at all. So you're saying women should be educated before they make the decision
[01:04:27] No, I'm just saying I see what the fuck I see what he means
[01:04:31] In terms of saying he wants to make abortion unthinkable
[01:04:34] I guess in the case of only aborting a return kid or whatever. So if it's a normal person like it's a normal baby
[01:04:40] That's healthy that person should die. It's not a baby. Nick. It's I've said it's a baby. I don't give I'm not actually arguing
[01:04:49] Trademark argument to me. I'm not applying my trademark internet
[01:04:53] You're style of like asking questions and following up on the things I said
[01:04:59] Prosecute tour and all this kind of gay stuff. Yeah, look I didn't I didn't force you to have a fucking opinion on the thing
[01:05:07] You decided to offer one. I'm just no no video
[01:05:09] I'm just saying I see what the retarded guys saying
[01:05:12] Did you see the video of fucking Kamala Harris talking about
[01:05:16] Sending in das to have like parent teacher conference meetings
[01:05:20] And like to sit there and make them think that they're going to be prosecuted and thrown in jail
[01:05:24] No, like the truant kids and like laughing about it. It is fucking she's a boy brewer
[01:05:31] Booker. Well, anyways back to the down syndrome guy. I will say this
[01:05:36] 6 7 win he does he does make one point in the video
[01:05:39] He's like there's studies that show that like down syndrome people and their families experience a higher level of happiness than anyone else
[01:05:46] Yeah, and it's like oh, we should all have down syndrome. Yeah. Oh, yeah
[01:05:50] But they can't like don't their families have to support them forever and shit. Yeah, who cares like down syndrome people are like
[01:05:56] They're the nicest people in the world. I'm sure yeah
[01:06:00] Except for in that movie paltone Jeff Tom. Yeah, that's the one guy and that's why he's that's why he's a celebrity
[01:06:09] The way you get famous as a retarded guys being a mean asshole
[01:06:19] League on ijet i don't understand how we're still like relitigating the force. I thought it's been the law for like 50 years now
[01:06:27] We should be able to get borshed up man. I don't give a fuck. Yeah
[01:06:31] Let a gal choose whatever she does with her puss
[01:06:35] That's what i'm saying. It's not a good and the insider for pussy shut up man
[01:06:40] Every part of the every part of her pussy
[01:06:42] Is an inside yes to choose about every part
[01:06:46] Why you're bad at fucking is because you don't even understand the anatomy
[01:06:49] You know the pussy and the baby grows into the grows inside the pussy everyone knows that
[01:06:55] The baby's hanging on to the lips. You studied a woman's internals
[01:07:01] The inside of the woman's body is even sexier than the outside. I'm studying every for i'm studying
[01:07:07] You know 5.75 inches deep at a time pound. Oh, you know, I'm saying we got a little submarine
[01:07:17] Stop loves pissing all over zone johnson. Oh, yeah, dude. I'm not stuck until my cock is golden
[01:07:26] Just going in the dungas. Uh is there any place to fella could pull his johnson out in here and take a leak
[01:07:33] Yeah, I was wondering if you got a room where I could pull my janssen out my janssen out
[01:07:37] I'm trying to take a leak out of my wife's face my freaking johnson over here
[01:07:42] My freaking johnson is ready to pews my
[01:07:51] Yeah, I don't know where to speak. Um, I have to go to therapy. Oh, do you yeah?
[01:08:03] What do you mean what's going on there? I'm just talking about my issues
[01:08:07] But I I know you and I'm like I can't imagine what's I'd like I wish I could just yeah, but nik
[01:08:13] There's a different dynamic between a therapist and his I can't imagine that there is
[01:08:18] You see him once a week and only this one
[01:08:22] Context you went to therapy more open. You're just your therapist being like would you say that's sick or it's gat
[01:08:27] Nick went to therapy. I would honestly say it's pretty gay that my dad my relationship. My dad is pretty gay
[01:08:36] Um, I'm back in the therapy doesn't work camp. Yeah, but you're stupid one time there
[01:08:41] Yeah, and you know what I also did as I started going back to the gym and I feel a million times better
[01:08:45] All right, you should do both. It's not one or the other
[01:08:48] I'm gonna start dude because my health insurance about to kick in anyway goes go see
[01:08:53] February 11th. We got a funny mom's coming up
[01:08:55] It's also my 30th birthday. Yeah, I'm gonna have a big celebration
[01:09:01] I'm no cake though guys. No cakes. No desserts. No man on February 16th. I'll be in
[01:09:06] In the west art for the diet. I will do I will eat whatever I please no
[01:09:11] Birthday punches you should honestly give me a month where I have control of all absolutely not
[01:09:16] Give me a week. You will have no control over anything
[01:09:21] That's just you would be just such a baby about it. You just go so you can put him on a diet
[01:09:33] Chewing on all the furniture. I just he's
[01:09:35] Don't leave leather around me when I'm on a diet dude. I used to be beef
[01:09:45] All right on the 16th February 16th. I'm in heart fern
[01:09:48] Uh come check that out and then on the 22nd. I'm coming to Delaware
[01:09:56] On February 22nd with Ian finance in Delaware. I'm bringing Ian's little bitch at Ian Vibence
[01:10:02] So in Vibence, you know funny mums in the 11th Joe list. Uh, I don't know who else but yeah, I gotta go and then we got on the 25th funny moms again
[01:10:15] Yes, I am all right. Well, that's the show everybody guys. Good. Bye