[00:00:00] Well, it's Valentine's Day folks. You know what that means. You're at home by yourself

[00:00:06] listening to the podcast. Maybe you're beating off. Maybe you're thinking about all the women

[00:00:12] in your life or men that you sucked off or ate their pussies off. But now you're alone

[00:00:17] bitch. It's just us. And I want to give a special Valentine's Day shout out to Miss Chelsea

[00:00:24] Clinton. Adam's mother fucking Valentine. My wife. Gerald friend. Charles. Gerald. Yeah.

[00:00:36] Just Dasha Matches flirting with you. Chelsea. Yeah. Yeah. I think I think Dasha's feeling

[00:00:44] the heat. And that's really what I want. So it's a win win for me. But she's like Hillary's

[00:00:54] face with Bill's body fat percentage. It's a beautiful combination. It goes not fat.

[00:01:01] He's skinny now old bill, dude. Phil Hartman. I think she's pretty skinny. Her face is kind

[00:01:07] of fucked up looking. Yeah. Her chin. She's got Bill Clinton's jaw. You know, the main

[00:01:12] point is that I learned a lot about anti what anti-Semitism is from her. What is that exactly?

[00:01:20] I've never heard that word. Basically you're not allowed to as a Jewish person make a joke

[00:01:24] about how we're all ugly because that's anti-Semitic to myself. It's funny. It's like she goes the

[00:01:33] ugly Jew is a centuries old trope and it's like is it? I mean they're cheap and they control

[00:01:41] the government but it's not like that. The portrait of the money lender guy. Sure. But

[00:01:48] is it was the point of that that he's ugly? Well then he's kind of like the hook nose has been

[00:01:52] around for ever. But no one ever says that's ugly. They're just like they're like phenotypes.

[00:01:59] Yeah. That that maybe but no one ever said they're ugly. People have said they're ugly

[00:02:06] including myself. Yeah. I think that's a century old trope. It's it's like I don't know telling

[00:02:13] like vermin that's part of the trope. Telling a Jew like that they can't make a self deprecating

[00:02:19] joke. It's like maybe I'm wrong here but it's like Chelsea Clinton going up to black people and

[00:02:24] saying you know that word has a lot of history behind it. You guys are being racist. Yeah. But if

[00:02:30] if she was supporting like a blue lives matter caucus and yeah that's also the main thing. It's

[00:02:36] like a pack and suck my hard cock. Yeah. It's like we're not supposed to think that there's a

[00:02:43] fucking Jewish conspiracy over our government. It's awesome. When literally every single member

[00:02:49] of Congress buried this woman for just saying that people spend money on lobbying to have

[00:02:55] influencing government like that but there there she literally did not say anything. It's

[00:03:01] literally what a lobby is. That is what a lobby is. And then she like apologized because she said

[00:03:05] all about the Benjamin's but like which is again what it is but she meant like she met Benjamin

[00:03:10] not as an anti-s

[00:03:17] it was also the most hilarious thing of all time to be like wow can you believe this woman is

[00:03:23] anti-semitically claiming Jews control our government. And then less than 24 hours later she's like

[00:03:30] I'm an anti-semit me. So I'm just acknowledging the existence of APAC makes me it really just

[00:03:39] makes Jews look terrible. The best part is it really just makes it look like there is a Jewish

[00:03:44] conspiracy. Well there is but also she had to let Sheldon Anderson wipe his ass with her hijab.

[00:03:54] That was the punishment as an apology. He's just on all fours. Yeah just he had his face on his diaper

[00:04:01] removed and then they pressed the button on the computer that keeps him alive to produce feces

[00:04:06] out his ass and went directly under a huge computer stop molestation running room on a

[00:04:12] station program begin running shitting. He's so funny because it's like just die. You know if

[00:04:19] you look like that just died when I was a kid I would see him in Vegas in a fucking motorized

[00:04:24] scooter surrounded by like five ex-mosod guys. Like he had security detail because he was a he

[00:04:31] he was like a union buster. He didn't he doesn't hire any unions for his hotels. Oh wow. So he's like

[00:04:36] paranoid. I'm a union buster. I mean I'm in the busting. You try to bust in union. Yeah. Local 426-9. I've been

[00:04:44] I've been busting for 25 years. My father was busting here before he was ever hired. I only

[00:04:50] had busting. You see this this floor is baked in my bust. And nobody needs non-slip shoes in here.

[00:05:00] You can go around and put on fucking bowling alley shoes. You walk around this place. You stay on

[00:05:05] your feet. Even fucking hurricane winds come by. That's right. Turn a pair of fucking ballerina

[00:05:11] slippers in the gravity booth. So it's like busters on the floor here in the bust back. The

[00:05:15] busting the fucking whole goddamn industry. Yeah. I've been watching network television again. I got

[00:05:23] the antenna moved over to the other side of the room. So I can watch my precious jeopardy. Did it

[00:05:28] fix it? It did. Jeopardy comes in now. I feel like Jeopardy's gotten easier. Maybe you're just

[00:05:33] smarter. No. I think they made it older. No. And I mean in the last like two or three years.

[00:05:40] Really? What are some of the questions now? I mean they're like one of the categories was

[00:05:44] Bugs Bunny cartoons. And then it's like I don't I haven't seen a single I don't know anything

[00:05:50] about Bugs Bunny. But it's all like like the fucking the the what is it $2,000 for the top tier

[00:05:56] question. It was like just a picture of Marvin the Martian. It's like this guy. Wow. And it's

[00:06:02] what is Marvin the what is Marvin the Martian. This jeopardy host used to have a mustache. Right.

[00:06:08] No, it was like as easy as as as taxi cab jeopardy. Right. That's a good shit. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:06:15] I feel smart at taxi cabs. Yeah. Well, I want to talk about the other more about Jews for a second

[00:06:22] though. Yeah, I remember a while ago, I just realized I watched some documentary. Isn't like

[00:06:28] a bunch of people who support impact like crazy fundamentalists that like want Jews to have

[00:06:35] yeah, the Holy Land so that like God can come back. Yeah. Yeah. And they don't they don't like

[00:06:40] you. In fact, no, no, God is probably going to kill them. Right. When he comes back.

[00:06:44] Well, think that they'll bring the rapture if there's a holy war between Jews and Muslims in

[00:06:48] the Holy Land. Yeah. So literally they want Jews to support. They want to support people dying. Yes.

[00:06:57] On both sides because they think that that will bring the rapture. Yeah. Yeah. I mean,

[00:07:00] it makes sense. Like, imagine if black people were like, we all need to leave America and go

[00:07:04] back to Africa. Mm hmm. It's like, of course, white nationalists would love that. That's

[00:07:09] right. We need to do everything we can to protect them. Yeah.

[00:07:13] Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Isn't that what Marcus Garvey wanted to do? It is. Why weren't they supporting

[00:07:20] my men Marcus, dude? Who? White nationalists. They did. Did they? Yeah. Oh, damn. They were boys.

[00:07:26] Yeah. Was he boys with the kids? Well, that's why that's why there's like a Marcus Garvey

[00:07:29] boulevard in Brooklyn. Because when this was all Italians, they were like, yeah, how about go back

[00:07:33] to Africa Avenue? There's no there's no MLK boulevard in Brooklyn. That is true. There is

[00:07:43] in the next in Harlem. Wait, there is, isn't it? I mean, like I drove down in Axial, my way here.

[00:07:53] Stop. Stop. Just stop. No, Harlem has Malcolm X. Oh, yeah, we have Malcolm X.

[00:07:59] This is not a mixture too. Yeah. Dude, I love that guy. Malcolm X. Yeah, dude. So sick. Sean King.

[00:08:05] Sean King. Sean King. Dude, that's the funniest place on the internet is Sean King's mentions.

[00:08:13] People are literally everything he tweets. He's like, we're raising five million dollars for

[00:08:18] black girls so they can go into STEM. And then the first comment is like, Sean King is white.

[00:08:24] Yeah, they call him. They call him. Well, it was originally like,

[00:08:28] Stormfront and all right, people calling him Talcom X. But now black people have started calling

[00:08:31] him Talcom X that Martin Luther cream. Those are good. Those are girls across the colors.

[00:08:37] Those are good. Those are good. I know it's mean. Mark Marcus gravy,

[00:08:41] but it's the gravy that goes on biscuits. I know they're raising a guy's identity.

[00:08:45] But you know, then again, he potentially did steal money for vacations and shit. Yeah.

[00:08:52] That's cool. You know, fuck him also. If that's true. From like people giving money to like

[00:08:58] Black Lives Matter. Oh shit. Like charity is and stuff. What's his story? I don't really know much

[00:09:03] about him, but he's so he's got like white parents, but his mom cheated on his dad with a black guy.

[00:09:08] I think you told me that. So I'm gonna say yes. I don't really know. That's what happened.

[00:09:13] That because on his birth certificate is a white guy, but it turned out he got caught.

[00:09:18] He's like a poster, basically. He like, he like posts like police brutality, shit. And then he's like,

[00:09:25] let's find out who these people are or some shit. Interesting. I don't know. I have nothing against

[00:09:31] the man. Well, you said you said fuck him. But you know who I do have something against that's

[00:09:36] Chelsea fucking. What a fucking loser. What absolute loser name searching. Can you imagine

[00:09:47] being the heir to a fortune of probably a half a billion dollars? Like fucking all them all

[00:09:54] that fucking Goldman Sachs. Growing up in the fucking White House. Well, they take the money away

[00:09:58] from me if somebody owns you online. Oh, really? Do I get that money? Well, no, because she doubled

[00:10:04] on because of the state. Oh, goes to the state. Yeah. That makes sense. Can you imagine being so

[00:10:09] fucking insecure that you name search yourself on Twitter and you try to get in arguments with

[00:10:16] a guy from a podcast called come. Well, she doesn't even know you're just a guy. Just anyone.

[00:10:20] You're just some random. There's no, I guess you have like followers. I so that maybe that's why she

[00:10:25] goes after people with like a following to get a little buzz going or some shit. Yeah. I don't

[00:10:30] know. Dude. Yeah. She's a fuck. My man. She's a mess. I just have like Cheryl. It's like, it's like,

[00:10:36] they're always named like Cindy and then like like nine numbers afterwards. One, two, one, two,

[00:10:41] six, which I can only hope are their socials. Let's try. Let's try. The best the best one by far is

[00:10:49] is someone just posting my avatar of Chris Bosch and saying like you're calling Chelsea ugly.

[00:10:54] Look how ugly you are. How dare you. That was amazing. Where she's just like dragging the former

[00:11:04] power forward for the heat and raptors. Mm hmm. Put your Hall of Fame or Chris Bosch. Yeah,

[00:11:09] whose career was unfortunately cut short. To rail by some kind of heart issue. And he was also

[00:11:15] called gay by his teammates. Everyone called him gay because he liked to read and instead of

[00:11:20] going to the program. He's like, you know, they're quoting everyone called him gay because he didn't

[00:11:27] have any illegitimate children. It's it is literally the most middle school reason to call someone

[00:11:33] gay because they like to read it. He was also called him a catfish. He did like to move of taking

[00:11:39] my glasses and then putting them on other people and then calling them for eyes. Oh, that's a good

[00:11:44] move. Yeah. Well, how would they react? Damn, I got your eyes have some titties. Yeah, he does.

[00:11:49] Doctor has also some wild plastic. He's got weird a weird body, bro. Why is eyebrows going so hot?

[00:11:55] He's titties are really poking out of that little purple satin shirt he's got on.

[00:11:58] He's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he doesn't look like he has those big

[00:12:04] nipples that some gay guys have. You know, where they really milk him to look nice. Yeah. Yeah,

[00:12:09] I know I know that thing about you guys. You two community. They all got dinner plates. No,

[00:12:15] he's not wrong. There's thank you. They're called bull nips. There's a thank you. There's a

[00:12:19] YouTube community of like older gay guys that smoke cigars wearing like a leather daddy hat

[00:12:24] and like blow the smoke at the camera while they like they use like little suction devices to make

[00:12:29] their own. Yeah. Thank you. And it's my favorite. And then the comments are like, mmm, love it.

[00:12:35] Would love to suck on those nipples when you blow that cigar smoke. People want to jack off to

[00:12:41] everything. Yeah, I know. That's such a hilarious combination of big ass nipples and fucking cigars

[00:12:49] and I just love the same website where you're like a click away from like, you know, like cute

[00:12:56] doggo, you know, right, right, right. Right. Kitty cat. Yeah. Someone's using that website to like

[00:13:02] learn how to do algebra. I know like, yeah, it would be like if like, like somebody was like,

[00:13:10] it goes into a public library and they're like, yes, I'm looking for the children's book section

[00:13:14] for my daughter. They're like, Oh, yes, it's right there in between periodicals and child

[00:13:18] pornography. You just go right through that section. That's where the

[00:13:25] right assholes and go right into the children. Okay, well, you see that man with the cigar and

[00:13:28] the bone abs. Well, walk past him and that's where the door of the explore books are.

[00:13:35] If you see a man smoking a cigar out of another man's ass, you've gone too far.

[00:13:42] So they like big silver dollar dinner plate nips. Yeah, they have like regular, it's like they

[00:13:47] have titties, but they have the nipples of someone with titties. Like a big breast. Exactly. It's bizarre.

[00:13:55] That's that's fucking weird. Way good for them, though.

[00:13:59] So anyway, that's what Dr. Oz's nipples. I have alarmingly small nipples. I got a nice size.

[00:14:06] I got I got real tiny. Yeah, here you go. Here's on porn hub. Here's, oh, no, dude. That guy's

[00:14:12] nips or whatever those things are. Oh, I smoke in a cigar and he's making his nipples bigger with

[00:14:17] these ripe smoker cigar smoker playing with hairy nipples. Yeah. So check out that bit. Oh my god.

[00:14:24] Yeah. It looks like a macho man Randy Savage after he like went biker. Jesus fucking Christ,

[00:14:30] dude. That guy's nipples are so long. Does he shave his armpits? No, no, obviously he doesn't

[00:14:35] shave anything. Oh, oh, he's putting the under so he gets a sense of scale. Now, I don't understand

[00:14:42] like what? What are you jacking off? I guess then sucking the nipples. Maybe he appears to be like

[00:14:50] a kind of here we go. This is a video of a guy that looks just like fucking, uh, uh,

[00:14:55] what's his name? No, have a nice day. Big Foley.

[00:14:58] Make. He does. Yeah. Like Mick Foley finger and his fingers and his ass three fingers as

[00:15:03] old and the title of the video is wet pussy. It's verified. So he's he's a user. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:15:10] This is named sugar ditches. Yeah. He looks just like mik Foley. Yep. Everyone. We were

[00:15:17] literally watching gay pornography on the show now. I should have said he has an ass plug in.

[00:15:23] He has an ass plug in. He's about to shit out the ass plug. No, I can't watch.

[00:15:30] That's too much for me. Other people have other preferences. Yeah, good for them. We support them.

[00:15:35] Living their truth. Mm hmm. The anonymous Trump official is doing call her screed is pure

[00:15:42] megabait. Is that still on porn hub? Uh, yes. Yeah.

[00:15:48] Dude, I saw some video of like, like, you know that website now this. Yeah, they're like

[00:15:54] news clips out of context with dramatic music. Yeah. You know, they did some video to prove

[00:15:58] that Donald Trump was being racist against Native Americans in 1993 when he was like looking for

[00:16:04] like casino funding. Mm hmm. And he just makes them like dumb. I mean, the point he's making is

[00:16:09] stupid. Yeah. You know, he's like, he's like talking about like, you're not even checking to make

[00:16:14] sure that these Native Americans are actually Native American. You're going to see, you know,

[00:16:19] as he's like, they don't look like Native Americans to me. And I don't know what fucking, I don't know,

[00:16:24] some congressman from 25 years ago is like, he's like, how dare you, sir? He's like, do you know

[00:16:30] how often that, that claim has been made in history? They don't look like Jews to me. And it's like,

[00:16:35] what, what are you talking about? Yeah. That wasn't like an issue, like in the Holocaust,

[00:16:40] they didn't ever said that exonerated the Jews. Like, what the fuck are you saying? Yeah.

[00:16:45] Anyways, yeah, how they don't look like Jews to me. There's so many ways we're not going to kill

[00:16:51] send them away. There's so many way like Trump would just like during his campaign said so many

[00:16:56] things that were like just racist. Yeah. And like calling for violence. And you can purely racist.

[00:17:01] And you can point at those things. And now they have to like reach because they already covered

[00:17:05] all of those things. Yeah. People are like, yeah, that's all. Yeah. The fucking video of him

[00:17:11] imitating that disabled guy. I mean, so much of like Trump's. So much of Trump coverage is

[00:17:18] literally just pornography for liberals. Yeah. It's just on Jack off to now this video. Yeah,

[00:17:25] right. If Trump released a video of him saying the N word while enlarging his nipples,

[00:17:29] oh, yeah, spoken a big spag in a cigar Romeo, you leave the like, see, I knew it. I told you,

[00:17:36] he's appropriating daddy causes that that guy fingering his wet pussy watching the Trump video.

[00:17:47] That would be so funny if Trump came back with a fucking beard for the new election. Yeah,

[00:17:51] just looks plugging like a gay guy. Did you get off Twitter before this, uh,

[00:17:55] Esquire thing happened. What Esquire thing? No. Did you see this? I saw it. Yeah. They did a cover

[00:18:00] story on like a teenage conservative boy or some shit or some. Yeah, I guess like the cover of Esquire

[00:18:06] was like a white teenage boy. And they did a profile on like what it's like to be like a

[00:18:11] white teenage boy in West is like a Trump supporter. And people were like canceled this. How dare they

[00:18:18] like even write this article? There was some huge, huge issue about it. What was the

[00:18:24] thing? No, I'm going on social media. I didn't know. I haven't seen that. It just seems to be the

[00:18:27] thing this week. Yeah, I've missed everything, dude. It's been kind of nice. Yeah. I watched that

[00:18:32] movie Reds yesterday. Dasha took my phone away. What was Bruce Willis? No, no, Warren Beatty.

[00:18:38] That's our yeah. Warren Beatty and Bruce Willis is a real quick. We're talking about the Holocaust

[00:18:42] earlier. Do you think like a guy who wasn't Jewish that looked kind of Jewish got got?

[00:18:47] Of course. But what if he was a circuit? Do you think they checked the ultimate way to get out

[00:18:52] of getting a guy and they like got like registers of they was Jewish? Well, they also literally,

[00:18:58] yes, they would check to see if you were circumcised. Oh, really? Yeah. Damn. And they did also throw

[00:19:04] people in camps who didn't even know they were Jewish, but had like a Jewish grandparent or something

[00:19:08] or parent, even if they were if they were uncircumcised. This is where I just come in on the issue.

[00:19:13] I want to make sure no one uncircumcised got killed in the Holocaust. I think you would have been

[00:19:19] fine. I just I worry about my uncirked brothers. I'm gonna do the uncircumcised Holocaust Memorial

[00:19:26] just the gypsies and random guys found out that they had plenty of food in the concentration

[00:19:32] camps. But there was just one guy that looked like staff, like we are out of food. We're fighting a

[00:19:42] war. We don't have any more money for food. Salute to him, my spiritual ancestor. I would love for

[00:19:51] just sorry to keep going back to this guys. No, please, how are you feeling? I would love for Chelsea

[00:19:56] Clinton to like, like retweet a picture of Mel Brooks dressed as Hitler and be like, listen,

[00:20:02] this is anti-Semitic. This is like, Hitler actually killed six million Jews. And while you think it's

[00:20:09] funny, it's not very funny that six million people died. There's literally an episode of

[00:20:14] Kerb where he throws a dollar bill in the middle of a room. Do you remember that episode there?

[00:20:18] That was awesome. And then all those like 50 old Jews are like fighting for the dollar bill.

[00:20:23] Yeah. It's like, all Jews, like especially in comedy, just say anti-Semitic self-deprecating

[00:20:32] things. It is a pillar of like, yeah, it's the fucking, because we're all thinking it. We're all

[00:20:38] thinking it and we all get to watch it. It's insane. It's insane how like, and it's true,

[00:20:42] how the fucking pro-Israel lobby has now co-opted like canceling people. It is pretty funny. And

[00:20:49] like call out culture and stuff. The ways you get canceled by pro-Israel lobby. Just to defend ethnic

[00:20:54] cleansing. To defend just crimes against humanity. What was the first tweet she said about

[00:21:02] Oman or whatever? Didn't she say as an American or some shit? Yeah, Chelsea. Yeah, whatever. What a

[00:21:07] fucking whore. Fuck her. Fuck Chelsea Clinton. You lost. You lost to Trump. Hey, bitch. Have I

[00:21:16] answered a name searching your name? Why don't they just go away? Yeah. Why don't they go away?

[00:21:22] Shouldn't they be ashamed of themselves? Your dumb ass mom lost to Trump, you fucking idiot.

[00:21:26] Just go away. Just be rich. Just be rich somewhere. I know. For the rest of your life.

[00:21:32] Just eat at nice restaurants. Did she was already rich for the beginning of her life? Yeah,

[00:21:37] because she came out of the, she just got fucking queaked out of the right. Puss. Nothing's changed.

[00:21:41] It's not like you fucking, you know, hit the jackpot. What do you think she does? What do you think

[00:21:46] she does for fun, Chelsea Clinton? She fucking explains anti-Semitism to Jewish. She probably

[00:21:53] plays the new Nintendo Switch. Oh yeah. Available in game stuff now. Sometimes brought to you by

[00:21:58] the Nintendo Switch. It is not officially brought to you by Nintendo Switch, but it's pretty tight.

[00:22:03] Did you get it? Yeah. Is that why you mentioned it on the part? We've been playing Switch. Wait,

[00:22:08] I thought you said that there was a new Switch. No, man. Just now. You know it. When did it come

[00:22:12] out? Like nine years ago. Yeah, came out. No, it came out like 15 years ago. Yeah. I should just get

[00:22:18] one. Yeah, you should. I stopped playing it though for a while. I got to get back in the zone. I got

[00:22:23] to take a shit like the Dickens. Oh yeah? Right now? Yeah. What are you shitting out? What did you eat?

[00:22:28] I got there's a mission Chinese in Brooklyn now. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's too salty. It's the

[00:22:36] it's the best. What's mission Chinese? The best Chinese food? I don't. Well, it's not Chinese food.

[00:22:41] It's like, what is it? Explain. It's like Asian. They got like a Dan Dan noodle ramen. Okay. Like

[00:22:47] spicy peanut. They got dumplings and shit. They made like, yeah, they're green tea noodle thing is

[00:22:55] very good. But yeah, there's one in Chinatown. I guess they just opened one and rich.

[00:23:03] They sound in pain. Those yawns sounded scared and then in pain. Yeah. Yeah. I hope I get sent to a

[00:23:10] fucking Clinton foundation, Blacksite and Syrian Nick torture me and kill me. Is that what you want?

[00:23:15] Yeah, that's what I want. I mean, we are we are pushing up against the the limit here where we're

[00:23:20] going to be murdered at some point. Everyone wants to kill me. For being disrespectful to the elites.

[00:23:28] Lena Dunham befriended trying to befriend Dasha. The day after that happens is bizarre. That's

[00:23:35] awesome. It's such a stupid world that we live personal friends with Chelsea Clinton. It doesn't

[00:23:39] make any fucking sense. She made a fucking rap video the day before the election. Like where she

[00:23:46] play where she was like Hillary Clinton's a gangster and stuff, which I personally think was more

[00:23:51] damning than the Comey. Comey. Yeah, I think that's what did it. That's what did it completely.

[00:23:56] Those are those are really good rap video. Yeah. It's so funny. It's like

[00:24:02] they called Lena Dunham a human beanbag chair. Well, I just think she heard it and was like,

[00:24:08] yes. Well, because like sometimes if you're just fat, you just want a hot person to be your friend

[00:24:15] no matter how rich you are. Fat bitches want the approval of a skinny mean girl. It's a tail as

[00:24:21] old as time, Adam. No, Beauty and the Beast is the time. Yep. Yeah, Dasha. That's a great Photoshop.

[00:24:30] A tick as long as mine for entire inches hard. It's off. No, no, so hard. It doesn't get that much

[00:24:46] bigger, but a little bit. It's like a you a show or technically both.

[00:24:51] That would be so frustrating to have like a five day like a meaty five soft. Yeah. And then it

[00:25:02] just grows like I used to say this. I used to say this on stage, but I was what if you have a show

[00:25:08] or not a grower, which means that your dick is seven and a half inches flaccid. But when it gets

[00:25:13] hard, it's 3.5. That would be pretty good. So you dig, then you would just force yourself to have

[00:25:20] gay sex all the time. Or whatever the opposite of your orientation is. So true. So you get fucked

[00:25:26] in the ass and have your big ass dick slapping between your thighs. Yeah, you're like, yeah,

[00:25:30] I'm so into this. That's why it's so hard. That's why it's so big. And then when it's hard, it looks

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[00:32:43] Hey, how you doing? It's me, Mark. Maron. It's me. Mark. How you doing? It's me.

[00:32:48] Fucking Mark. It's fucking. It's Mark. It's Mark. Maron here. And me. And it just sound like a.

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[00:33:02] And me. And me. And me. And me. And me. And me. And me. And me. And me. And me. And me. And me.

[00:33:10] Yeah. I'm. Mary. Ooh, Devin Franklin, author of The Truth About Men.

[00:33:15] This guy was on the real prior to being on Dr. Oz. He's doing a media tour.

[00:33:20] Dude, that real show is fucking terrible. It's like black. Is that the fake view?

[00:33:24] It's four black women, three black women, and then one Chinese lady that talks like a black woman.

[00:33:30] Right. Like she's like, she's like, she was like, she was like,

[00:33:34] I just got to say, not now that she's famous. She's famous. She's gone back to.

[00:33:38] Yes. She was appropriating. Yeah. Now that this, well, this guy goes on, they had him talk about,

[00:33:45] like, I guess he wrote a book about that Gillette commercial.

[00:33:48] I wrote the same, he's like, it's up to us as men to be better. And then, oh, like all the women

[00:33:55] in the audience. How the fuck did he write a book about the Gillette commercial? It came out like

[00:33:58] a week. No, I mean, it's the same. Tell the jet. I thought he was like, I saw this commercial,

[00:34:02] and then I took so much Adderall. And I wrote 300 pages. We could write a book.

[00:34:07] Basically, the argument is that men should go back to acting like they did in the 1950s,

[00:34:11] which was classic man, which is what the point of the jet, Gillette commercial was,

[00:34:15] whether they think it was or not. Right. Yeah. It was kind of a trad thing, right?

[00:34:20] Yeah. But this, yeah. So I don't know, but he's on, he's on there with Tia and, yep.

[00:34:27] One of the boundaries. Do they fall over which one got the job?

[00:34:31] Does one have a better post sister, sister career than the other?

[00:34:35] I don't know. They share one husband. I bet you, really? Yeah. They share everything.

[00:34:40] Really? Yeah. Tajmaury, smart guy. They're broken. They're broken. They're fucking, they're keeping

[00:34:44] it in family. Game of Thrones, Cersei and fucking Jamie type shit. Yep. And he just gets to, he just

[00:34:51] sucks and fucks double team by his twin sisters. That's pretty cool. That's a pretty smart guy

[00:34:57] move. If you ask me, that sounds pretty intelligent to me. Get double the pussy, keep it in the fam.

[00:35:04] That's the best kind of pussy. You know, maybe I should read this guy's book.

[00:35:08] The truth about Franklin's book.

[00:35:10] Is that Ray Charles? Isn't that Jamie Foxx as Ray Charles? No, that's Ray Charles. Are you sure?

[00:35:17] Yeah. I think it was Ray Charles. I don't know. It's clearly Ray Charles. I don't know.

[00:35:21] It's not only is it Ray Charles. No, motherfucker. Look. That's a picture of Jamie Foxx.

[00:35:26] Why the fuck would he bring it up then? It was death. I guarantee you.

[00:35:29] No. We're watching Dr. Oz on the news. Dr. Oz with the fucking Devin Franklin,

[00:35:35] look it up. Let us know if it was a picture of Jamie Foxx. Dude, look at the way Dr. Oz is sitting.

[00:35:39] He is absolutely crushing his testicles. He didn't have nuts. He had them removed and put into his

[00:35:44] breast. No, that's right. So you can say transphobic things. Yeah, he's the Charles climber.

[00:35:53] Damn dude. Dude, I'm telling you, I was right. Charles climber going in the bottom surgery.

[00:35:57] Another picture. Are you sure you want to do this? He's like, I cannot lose my followers.

[00:36:02] Who's Charles Clapper? I guess he's Charlotte climber. Charlotte Clamer. She lost an argument on

[00:36:08] Twitter and then came out of his trance. There was, yeah, there was an argument happening. And then

[00:36:12] in the middle of the argument, she was like, I'm actually trans. Whoa, respect. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:36:18] Honestly, true respect for that one. And then commit. Commit. Commit. Commit. Yeah.

[00:36:25] Getting your nuts chopped off. She's like one of those like, it's funny. This is like people I

[00:36:29] forgot like, I forgot about I was thinking about like the toast the other day. I don't know if you

[00:36:32] remember that website. No, it was all it was like jokes for like women. It was like it was

[00:36:38] like it was like, it was like, it was like Shouts and murmurs or fucking mixed swineys for like girls

[00:36:44] that got an English degree. So isn't that what mixed swineys is? It's for yeah, well mixed swineys

[00:36:50] is for like both genders. Oh, gotcha. You know, like, uh, texts from Ernest Hemingway. Right,

[00:36:57] right, right, right. Right. Yeah. Uh, it's all toxic masculinity. The kind of gifts.

[00:37:02] Well, anyways, uh, uh, I hadn't seen anything from Mallory Orpberg in forever.

[00:37:08] I was like, what the fuck happened to Mallory Orpberg? It's Mallory Orpberg is now a man.

[00:37:13] No, yeah. Who's Mallory Orpberg? Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. The person, the

[00:37:20] founder of the toast. Yeah. Oh shit. So it was a man's website all along. So I guess you can say

[00:37:25] they're penises. Toasts. Which is not, that would be if it was the other way around. Oh yeah, no,

[00:37:32] they're Pussy's toast, I guess. Their titties are toast. Yeah. What would the man version of toast

[00:37:39] be a better type of breakfast? Pancakes, maybe French toast, lumberjack, Texas toast, Texas man

[00:37:47] only a ham steak, uh, breakfast burrito bagel with cream cheese. You think the secret service is

[00:37:57] listening to this? Yeah, probably. They are definitely. If you're a hot secret service lady and you

[00:38:04] want to give me some pussy, um, please DM me. Yeah. And when I called Hill or Chelsea, a whore earlier,

[00:38:11] I met it because for money. Yeah. I guess it's stopped. Stop offering to have sex through the

[00:38:17] federal agent is worse than a death threat. That's worse than threatening to kill. I'm saying if you

[00:38:26] want to, if that's your thing, ladies and gentlemen, the jury, we're going to show you pictures of

[00:38:30] Stavros, how curious his body, not guilty. Not just his penis based on his own words.

[00:38:39] And we don't do this to traumatize you, but to demonstrate the viciousness of this off.

[00:38:44] The jury, oh my God. And the pain he intended to flick upon our agents that protect the freedom

[00:38:53] and liberties of this country every single day of their lives. They put it out on the line and

[00:38:57] they do it so that you say the pledge of allegiance, not so some morbidly obese Greek bastard.

[00:39:04] He's threatened them with his rejection regular obese, your honor, shriveled child penis.

[00:39:10] His his premature penis. The doctor said it's a miracle. My dick was born. Yeah.

[00:39:20] Stavros just have to go around all the time with his dick and an incubator.

[00:39:24] He's a little box. There's other dicks like holding hands and watching through the window.

[00:39:30] Other full grown dicks. Come on little buddy. You can do it.

[00:39:35] I don't think she's going to make it. It's a boy. God damn it. It's a girl.

[00:39:44] It's absolutely my dick. She is gay. But yeah, aside from what Nick said, if you are a federal

[00:39:52] agent listening and you don't want to have sex with me, we'll take a call from federal agent.

[00:39:58] Agent Jackson, you're online one. Yeah, I just think it's a thing. It's really messed up that

[00:40:03] that the Stavros guy said that I could have sex with him.

[00:40:11] All right. Okay. I'm a hot ass. I'm a fucking agent. Whatever. I'm hot as shit and I have big ass titties.

[00:40:21] And I want to fucking. Oh, thank you so much. The Stav you were doing a that was hand to my

[00:40:27] mom of a phone next year. It was not no, I literally just it was just my thumb, dude. I was about to

[00:40:33] do it. But I just did this to play it off. Yeah, it's called being an actor at him. I have to get

[00:40:41] into the character. Okay. I mean, no one could tell that wasn't me. But you had to give it away.

[00:40:48] Dr. Dr. Sugmy, the dig. I got a bad case of being gay. Yeah. Speaking of if you're out there and

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[00:42:09] Trying to tell us we can't threaten the president make our own money.

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[00:43:36] Why I stop. No, that's Nick Mullins speaking. Hey, everybody.

[00:43:41] It's please stop. That's not what I'm talking to. You're holding your cheese to make them fast.

[00:43:52] The record through the chicken that's now my mouth to say that I will personally kill

[00:43:58] Chelsea. I'm stavros. I will not kill her. And I'm at this counts as a confession. Did the Secret

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[00:44:30] So we don't have any weekends. It's just nonstop. We're always working.

[00:44:34] Working, dude. Just gigging 24 seven, giving riff and just driving Uber, delivering caviar

[00:44:42] playing guitar in the Anthony Kumi, a band. The guitars are me Anthony Kumi, a band. I drive for

[00:44:49] Lyft, Juno, Uber. I'm now on a new app where you can hire a surgeon to come to your house. If

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[00:45:04] He's insured. Sometimes you have a guy in Silicon Valley who can make more money than the person

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[00:47:30] goes and he finds out he's gay. What the fuck is JK round? Or a gay guy, Harry. She stopped writing

[00:47:36] books like 15 years ago. She's doing it Chelsea where she's just like, you can actually

[00:47:40] rob and is an anti-semit. You can actually shove the book in your ass and let it fuck you. Yeah.

[00:47:45] The books the books themselves are gay. A lot of people don't know. You can say in which

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[00:47:55] like because I remember when Harry Potter came out back when like the most insane people in

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[00:48:05] like Harry Potter is like this is witchcraft. Yeah. This is poison. People that don't like Halloween

[00:48:11] and then like now JK Rowling is like well Dumbo door was trying to teach four year olds that they

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[00:49:15] that Chelsea Clinton's like been doing this Twitter thing because she she has comms people.

[00:49:20] They're like we need to get you out there because you're going to be running for shit in the

[00:49:24] second room. No, no, no. They want to groom her for office. Well 2020 is going to be like not

[00:49:29] what she's not running for 2020. She's not running for 2020. But she might run for like New York

[00:49:34] Senate. It's going to be funny when the first black woman president is a Republican. Yeah, it will be

[00:49:39] Condolee's probably Kamala Harris fucking clearly has hired whoever the fuck Hillary. Oh, yeah,

[00:49:44] trying to make her she has she has she's on the breakfast club talking about it. She smoked weed

[00:49:48] and used to listen to two pumpkin. I'm just chilling in Cedar Rapids. Well, this is what I'm

[00:49:56] just here chilling in Cedar Rapids. Whatever it's me, Hillary Clinton here on on chat snap.

[00:50:05] Just chilling with the with the culture. It's me doing showing a pussy pick for vine. All right.

[00:50:12] So whenever my popping my pussy everybody cap my pussy here on pussy cap. It's me.

[00:50:21] How are you Clinton on chatter Bay?

[00:50:29] I've got the vibrating thing in my ass. I love inches going off here. Every token makes a

[00:50:37] Bernie bro man. I will be doing private selling tickets to private.

[00:50:47] And then it like comes out that Saudi Arabia has been paying for private

[00:50:50] companies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It turns out that all of our private com shows if you look up the

[00:50:57] IP addresses there in Riyadh, they're all going right to that thing that the Mueller investigation

[00:51:02] is like uncovered that Israel like influenced the election and got Trump elected. I thought that

[00:51:07] people said that. It's 100% true. It hasn't found anything. It's 100% true. There's no there's no

[00:51:13] way to do that. What is surprised me? There's no way to deny it. It wouldn't surprise me. Yeah,

[00:51:17] what's because I had to guess Nick has seen that even one thing that says they invited me in.

[00:51:23] It's not completely making it. I was shared with a private Google document, but you know

[00:51:27] we're impossible to forge. All right. Well, I'm gonna make my announcement.

[00:51:33] Announce, please. When Chelsea Clinton announces that she's running for office,

[00:51:38] I don't care if it's fucking dog. God damn shows her. They're like, the view was great. But now

[00:51:42] there's like the spiz and it's like four women with eating problems. Well, that's a couple of these,

[00:51:49] that's Jordan Sparks. I remember her. That's Alex Gurna Shelley. She's a celebrity chef.

[00:51:53] And this is also a chef. Oh yeah, she's on chopped. Yeah, Alex. She sucks. She's the worst one on

[00:51:58] chopped. She's trash. She's trash. The hot blonde one is sometimes on beat by four women that look

[00:52:03] like the fat mannequin's a target can complain about something on Twitter. Two of them could get it.

[00:52:09] Her and the blonde one. All I'm saying is I allowed to go against me here. I am going. Actually,

[00:52:15] you know what? Elle them, but I am going to run against her. I'm going to run against her.

[00:52:21] Women can get her. Society never said that fat women were unfuckable. We just said that they're

[00:52:27] fat and no one wants to date them. No, they can't live with that. I think they're hot and beautiful.

[00:52:33] Yeah, but you don't want to date anybody. This is all bullshit. I do. I'm starting

[00:52:37] and you leave. I'm going to be I'm going to stop being a slut. Yeah, I'm going to be in a community

[00:52:42] relationship about that. Yeah, with those eyes. Come on. Hey, what the fuck?

[00:52:47] I'm going to run against Chelsea.

[00:52:51] With chocolate. You're going to run against Chelsea. You have to do to run. You have to sign

[00:52:55] some papers or something. Dude, honestly, I get on the stage in a debate. I cannot wait. I'm going

[00:53:00] to be your campaign manager. Dude, I told you I said it at the live show, but I'm voting for

[00:53:04] pit bull. I don't care whether he runs or not. I'm putting pit bull down. I want pit bull to be

[00:53:09] president. Yeah, awesome. He's he's Cuban American. So he's he's Mexican, but he's still white.

[00:53:15] Mm hmm. Excellent entertainer and pride from Florida, swing state. Florida swing state. He's

[00:53:22] got a good relationship with my house. Yeah. From the up-the-surface pro commercials, I believe.

[00:53:29] He can't stop making hits. He's addicted to making hits. Did you know Kesha or that's a

[00:53:35] flow right of song? Actually what she's saying that she sang that bottle bottom jeans. You

[00:53:40] grab my hair and maybe I have a bottle jeans. Kesha sang as a flow right of hook. The hook on

[00:53:47] one of flow right of songs. And she didn't get any credit. It was uncredited because they didn't

[00:53:51] want it to fuck. Look at this weird posturing here. I know. What is he doing? He just put this

[00:53:56] in the oven one thing. The amount of equipment that is required for Dr. Oz to come has to be

[00:54:02] incredible. I would love this if there if like there was a man that gets to interrupt to the

[00:54:06] view constantly. You'd want to be that guy. The boy just comes out and he says things and

[00:54:10] interrupts the show. Well, I don't know about that. Oh you girls are fucking cute. Yeah.

[00:54:16] No, to be honest, that's a pretty fucking stupid take. Barbara, you kind of sound like a dumb

[00:54:20] guy. No, look. Hey, I don't want to look. Hey, it's your show. I'm just saying you're a fucking

[00:54:24] idiot. Not really the view. I like the view. The views, the views. Some will legitimately do like

[00:54:32] it. Yeah, it's a pretty good show. The conversation on the view is an entirely one-sided. They disagree

[00:54:38] with each other. And like it's not like obviously it's not like the fucking pinnacle of like critical

[00:54:44] analysis. But like they do have a conversation that seems to be going somewhere. Right. It's not

[00:54:49] for like Hens just agreeing with each other. Which that show the real hot. They're fucking hot too.

[00:54:56] Joy Behar. The real is literally it's they just repeat the dumbest takes from Twitter. And then

[00:55:02] agree with each other. And there's also one with Sharon Osborne. Is there? Yeah. Yeah. The odds.

[00:55:09] Who's not with Ozzy anymore? I think they broke up dude, which is honestly

[00:55:15] the saddest day of all time. That is sad. You bring my phone. Where's the phone? Whatever. You

[00:55:20] it's just a damn it. We're in legends died. This article about uh uh Dasha and Anna and the cut is

[00:55:26] pretty funny. Is there a article? I think they're pretty embarrassed by it. Is there a article?

[00:55:30] The article itself is very funny. I mean it's like the modeling thing. The modeling thing. But

[00:55:34] it's like the fact that they got this like journalist to convey the humor of what they're saying in the

[00:55:38] interview. Yeah. Because like this could have easily a backfired. I wouldn't have talked to this woman.

[00:55:43] I don't think they taught. I think that woman just uh listened to the podcast and then and then uh

[00:55:49] just ripped quotes from the pot. Well I was surprised reading it because like did you

[00:55:54] imagine what does come through? It does like translate correctly. Imagine they were getting

[00:55:59] dragged for being pro anorexia. It's like clearly satirical. Yeah it's their joke. I mean but even

[00:56:08] like and I'm not I can look at it through a lens of like I don't know what the show is or who these

[00:56:13] people are. But how you could read this and not get the especially like this line. It's like it's

[00:56:18] so nice to being in the same room as Susan Sarandon and her politics. I would say in her pair of

[00:56:26] tits. Yeah both were grateful to be in the same room as Susan Sarandon and her politics.

[00:56:33] Catchy and a slightly different experience in Nectar Sova when asked how she felt about modeling

[00:56:36] she said completely deadpan that the experience was both demeaning and demoralizing.

[00:56:40] Then she laughed in her signature dry tone and said no it was a lot of fun.

[00:56:46] I mean that's crazy. You guys ready? Did they just? I think it's fun. Yeah. I mean that's like a

[00:56:52] did it just come out? It came out like last week. Oh shit. No I mean it's like the humor

[00:56:59] like trans rights. Yeah I don't. Yeah I think that there's like a quote from Dasha that's all

[00:57:04] right where she's like I just want to be a model where I'm like starving. That one that was like

[00:57:10] oh that was a little over top but the way it closes like this it took a very funny article.

[00:57:15] I would be worried that they just wouldn't like they wouldn't be able to. Oh Dasha read it when

[00:57:20] she was like I think that Saudi Arabia was right and we should kill all journalists. Yeah.

[00:57:25] No I mean it like I don't know how you could read this and not have it read is a joke.

[00:57:31] Probably because anytime they get pressed for anything there's like a thousand like

[00:57:34] yeah there's a thousand like people in there jealous ass haters. Yeah you know like buy my

[00:57:41] nudes for five dollars. Hey hey hey don't fucking in fact the only part of it that doesn't read is

[00:57:49] funny is where a catching agreed and said I'm with you Dasha I think it's only a matter of time before

[00:57:53] fashion people take note of us. You look like a Russian school girl and I look like a Chechen

[00:57:57] or Chingu sells MDMA by the subway tracks and the only reason that part's not funny is because it's

[00:58:02] like you know strict joke writing. Yeah but you're stupid. No you're a very stupid person.

[00:58:09] Chechen orchan that was a Chechen. You don't understand nuance. Whatever bitch. This is why you

[00:58:14] this is why you're not that fucking funny just fucking finish this is why you'll never be in a

[00:58:18] writer's room. I don't give a fuck. I'm a performer baby. I know you are. Put that beautiful face

[00:58:24] on the fucking screen. You think about that pretty little money again and they can't put them on

[00:58:31] any of the bills that speak coins because the bills aren't round enough. Like guys you just put

[00:58:37] a round thing on a bill. No sorry we've tried. It doesn't work. We're going to draw a circle.

[00:58:44] Somehow you're rounder than a circle. Oh yeah this is a commercial with Phil Mickelson

[00:58:49] but someone told me recently that he likes watching guys fuck his wife. No he looks like that honestly.

[00:58:55] That's actually not surprising at all. What percentage of guys are you saying who likes watching their

[00:59:01] wife do anything. Yeah I don't know. Did you just go away. Roger Stone? Roger Stone loves

[00:59:06] seeing you guys. Fuck his wife. We covered that. We did. We covered that on our news program.

[00:59:11] I mean this one's been in all news. We talked about this just in here.

[00:59:17] What's that? Turns out I'm gay. Goddamn it. Fuck.

[00:59:19] Fuck. Walter Cronkite tearfully taking his glasses down and being like I'm Walter Cronkite

[00:59:27] and this is Master Ryan. Ladies and gentlemen the president is gay.

[00:59:34] Thank you. I forgot the actual quote.

[00:59:40] I just received a straight man. Just received news from Dallas and the grassy know the president

[00:59:45] is gay. The only thing we have to fear is not having gay sex.

[00:59:57] Well my dear. What is that girl? FDR. What a name huh.

[01:00:02] FDR. Do you imagine if it was FNR?

[01:00:06] I could. Yeah. Yeah. Franklin Nunez. No no no. Roosevelt. All three of the bad ones.

[01:00:12] Oh yeah. And he was. Yeah. He was such a good candidate.

[01:00:22] They're like let's rebrand him just as the initials. Jesus Christ. You name this guy.

[01:00:29] It's his name.

[01:00:34] Yeah. And then people people saying the whole name but emphasizing the middle one like they do

[01:00:39] who say right right right right. Yeah. That's who you want to be president.

[01:00:52] That was good for me. Hey and he's in a wheelchair.

[01:00:59] And I guess he was the most progressive president. Yeah. Well it's the new deal.

[01:01:04] The new deal. Didn't they say he stole a bunch of shit from like a woman or in a black guy or

[01:01:08] shit. Yeah. It was all a black woman's idea. Yeah. And he was like what's that? No. The

[01:01:13] secretary or secretary of like labor or some shit. Wasn't that bitch like she had some

[01:01:17] black woman. No it was a it was a woman though. Francis I think. Francis Sinatra.

[01:01:23] Yeah. Francis high. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The Ying Yang twins reboot. Yeah. Francis. Yeah.

[01:01:42] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Are they talking about how you make chocolate? Cocoa powder and cocoa butter

[01:01:48] antioxidants and moofas meals I'd fucked a fuck. Muffles. Muffles. Damn. Yeah. I love eating chocolate.

[01:02:00] Me too honestly. Mm hmm. For real no line. I love that shit. Yeah. I had chocolate with my

[01:02:06] breakfast. Did you? I felt like I was on a little Valentine's day with myself. You know. I got a

[01:02:12] mocha at a cafe. Mm hmm. He's a little bar of chocolate sitting on top of the cup. Mm hmm. And I

[01:02:18] did it. And I didn't realize I was supposed to put that in the coffee. Yeah. I let it melt. Oh,

[01:02:21] that was the most. That was the mocha. Bullshit. I thought it was bones. That's fucking bullshit.

[01:02:26] I thought it was not like a fun. No, you got you got fucking hosed on that. Oh, sometimes

[01:02:31] yeah. That is fucking up. Oh, I'm fucking. I don't know. We got back. It's a week and a half

[01:02:38] later I just bring stuff with me. They're holding my back back because we my legs and then he yells

[01:02:43] at them like my dad would do while drunk. Fuck is this? Oh, I love this. These women are just

[01:02:54] dipping strawberries and chocolate. Oh, yeah. You really truly did get fucked on that one,

[01:02:59] brother. It's actually healthy for you. Yeah. Yeah. It's got antioxidants. Doctor Ossess,

[01:03:05] it's healthy. Damn. I want some chocolate covered strawberries. Yeah. Well, you get

[01:03:10] a get a valentine's day. Yeah. Are you going to have a pretend girlfriend for Valentine's Day stuff?

[01:03:14] I might have maybe I'll have a real one. Who knows, man. Are you doing valentine's tomorrow stuff?

[01:03:19] Perhaps I am. I am. What are you going to do? Wait, there's a there's a Dasha subreddit.

[01:03:24] Just Dasha. R slash Dasha. Wow. Nice. You're the king of Reddit, bro. They better respect my queen.

[01:03:32] I'm not the king of Reddit. I'm just I'm just a regular poster, man.

[01:03:36] Your shoes on one. Yeah. I'm just trying to get back in it. You know, just ground for that episode.

[01:03:44] 30 Rockwell. Like Baldwin takes a job at the mail room. That's basically what you're doing

[01:03:48] right now. No, this isn't some mail room shit, dude. No, I'm just getting I'm back to the community.

[01:03:54] Oh, I see. Give him back. That's why I'm talking about the mail room, just the fellows.

[01:03:58] Oh, the mail room. The mail room. So I go to have gay sex jail room, a gail room. So a bunch of

[01:04:05] women named Gail. My pussy doesn't work anymore. Chelsea is beautiful. You fucking loser. My pussy

[01:04:14] doesn't work. Just squirting a whole bottle of lube into their pussy and it keeps sucking all of

[01:04:22] it. Yeah, damn. Look at this guy. This guy rules. That's just that's Norman. If he never got married,

[01:04:30] God damn. If that was hair, that'd be me if I had hair, that'd be me. Yeah. This is me. Yeah.

[01:04:36] This is bullshit. What is that? I wear the wild things. I'm a granny juice. You fuck with that

[01:04:40] shit. Yeah, but apparently that's the bullshit you have you need it. And I think there was a

[01:04:46] bad problem is the bullshit. You got to go to a health food store and get the good shit. Same

[01:04:50] with tart cherry juice. It can't be concentrate. That's the health tip of the fucking weekend.

[01:04:56] Go off. Thank you. I will go off. By the way, if you're in Hartford, Connecticut this Saturday,

[01:05:01] please come see me do stand up at the elbow room at 7 p.m. And next Friday in Delaware,

[01:05:08] I will be there with Ian finance. I don't know what those dates are because I don't have my phone

[01:05:13] in front of me, but I'm going to guess it's like the 15 Valentine's Day is what a Thursday.

[01:05:20] So I'm like that. I think it's tomorrow, dude. Oh fuck. Yeah. It's tomorrow. So that's to the 15th

[01:05:25] and the 16th. I'm in mother fucking Hartford and then fuck. I hate math, dude. What's the 22nd?

[01:05:35] I'm in Delaware with Ian finance. So please come out to see those. And then we have to start

[01:05:39] plugging this. We're going to be in mother fucking DC on the 31st. How are you? Doubleing up. The

[01:05:46] boys will be there. We're doing a live podcast and a stand up show come to both. Our dicks are

[01:05:51] getting very stiff. Can't wait to come back to DC back to the black cat. Oh fuck. I got a call

[01:05:57] Sean Joyce back. Shout out to the Underground Comedy Festival. We're in that bitch doing a nice big

[01:06:03] show. Two big shows. I'm fucking hungry. Dude. I can't wait to eat the rest of my fucking sandwich.

[01:06:12] Got a salsa lido with pepper jack. So tell us about your your night. My sleep apnea test.

[01:06:18] They strapped your boy up like Bane, dude. I had wires going all over my shit. They glued shit to

[01:06:23] my head. They were they were they were fucking measuring my eye movements, my breathing patterns,

[01:06:29] different electrodes and shit. They had shit on my roof. If you find out you have sleep apnea,

[01:06:33] you have to sleep with one of those Bay Mass. I get a Bay Mass and I have to be less fat.

[01:06:37] Which is a plan of mine in general. I want to be as fat as I can be without any health problems.

[01:06:45] So like I don't know 100 pounds less than I am right now. Did you did you beat off in the

[01:06:49] sleep study room? No, they have a camera there. I thought. But what if you told them that you

[01:06:53] have a routine? Yeah. And you can't fall asleep unless you need you unless you beat off. I did

[01:06:58] jack off in the shower before I got there at home at home. Yeah, you do that in the shower?

[01:07:04] Hey, it was just a kind of American beauty guy. It was kind of a time crunch. I should rewatch

[01:07:08] that movie. It's a great movie. It's not a great movie. But if I might try to do weed

[01:07:15] and then watch it and then recapture. I think it's a great movie. I could say I'll tell you this.

[01:07:19] I used to beat off to that movie to the flower at no to the windows. Rose petals. No, you shoot

[01:07:24] titties in the window. You see Thor Birches titties in the window. Thor Birches is a fucking 10 of them

[01:07:28] dude. Hurt. Oh my god, dude. I haven't seen American beauty. Dude, dude, dude. This is just

[01:07:36] I'm sorry, Birches. It may have already happened, but this is slowly going to just transition into a

[01:07:40] podcast where middle aged guys that can only talk about what we've masturbated to in the past.

[01:07:45] That's zero jokes. That's a tenant. That's a core tenant of the show. I'm completely out of touch

[01:07:50] with like I have no idea what's going on. Yep. No insight into anything you can describe it to

[01:07:55] me and all I can say is damn, that's wild. Yeah, fuck. You're just going to talk about what we

[01:07:59] used to do and make threats against members of the that sounds awesome to me, bro. First family.

[01:08:04] Yeah. Yeah. Anyways, yeah, Thor Birches that movie is stacked. You see, look good. We've done.

[01:08:12] You know what? Wait, she's the one that's underage in the movie. I doubt she's underage. They didn't

[01:08:17] show a fucking this huge look. I don't care. I really don't care. That's the words at the point

[01:08:22] where it's like who cares? Damn, you know, that pizza because those are not a child's tits.

[01:08:29] Your honor. Those were not a child's tits.

[01:08:37] Sustained. Yeah. Yeah. Let me see. Let me get a cord out of there with cheering.

[01:08:44] Oh, good God. Damn. Those are some beautiful milky whites. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways, yeah. That's

[01:08:51] way. Way on VHS. Baby needs the feeding just like just a massive pair. Yeah. So

[01:09:02] beautiful, heavy looking to and in a good way, all the weight is proportionate, distributed very

[01:09:08] nicely. Yeah. They teardrop just a pinch, but not a weird amount. Yeah. So what's the

[01:09:14] student? The other bitch in that movie wasn't really that hot. Who the the the the the

[01:09:20] seductress. Is that Elijah Cuthbert? No, I don't remember. Adam, come on, you know this.

[01:09:28] Elijah Dush too.

[01:09:31] Fuck. Claire Danes. What are you looking at on your phone? I'm trying to look up who the other

[01:09:35] girl was. Are you? Yeah. Claire, I need to get health insurance. Yeah, dude, you should sign up

[01:09:40] for the one I got. Which one is that? Did you just get it? First, yeah. First with uh, but it comes

[01:09:46] with I and dental. Oh, I need that. My teeth are in a lot of pain. I need to get my wisdom teeth

[01:09:51] out though. You know, you're not your wisdom teeth out. I only got them on the top. Let's go with

[01:09:56] you and make a cute video of you saying I hate that. I gave it after dentist. You hate that.

[01:10:00] You're constantly getting surgery. Yeah. And being recorded saying dumb shit. Yeah, exactly. I've

[01:10:06] said every slur after anesthesia. Yeah, my roommate, eldest has has just so much fucking

[01:10:12] blackmail on. Oh, yeah. I remember when I came out of it. It's mean as Subari. Mean as Subari.

[01:10:18] Oh, yeah. The other girl over mean as Subari. Oh, damn. Yeah, he's a very hot dude.

[01:10:23] Thora birch with those big fat tatanas. Yeah. Come on, dude. Let me get a fucking suckle.

[01:10:30] Fucking uh, yeah, I know. I know the word for tits in almost every language because of

[01:10:34] porn hub. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure that I'm gonna cut a mean gonna tatas. But I'm in the

[01:10:42] anime. Don't bug a guy like a TTS guy. Anyways, in Greek it's a visia, which is really funny.

[01:10:53] Visia. Visia. Visitis if they're really big. What the fuck? Burytov a second. Oh, yeah.

[01:11:07] No, it's gone. Damn it, man. Did you used to wish you were like the video kid in American Beauty?

[01:11:18] Because she was kind of autistic. We should do Twitch streaming of Jeopardy. Yeah. Just for the

[01:11:22] amount of times where I know the answer and I can't make my mouth work and I'm like,

[01:11:27] J'ja, J'ah fuck. I love general. Which happens all the time.

[01:11:33] So come on. Did you see this is Gucci? The Gucci, yeah, the black face.

[01:11:38] Turbulic. Damn, imagine that, but it's her tits instead of the shoulders. Sounds pretty good.

[01:11:43] Katy Perry made it blackface shoes. Yeah, she made blackface shoes. Wow. Different colors though,

[01:11:48] you know? Yeah. Is that the brat? I don't like I feel like most of network television now is

[01:11:54] just taddling on white people. It's like nine shows in a row where they're like white people

[01:12:00] did something bad. Gucci really fucked up because black people love it. Do they? They love. I mean,

[01:12:07] there's a rapper named after their brand. I didn't watch network television in all of like 2015

[01:12:13] and 2016. Yeah. But like, I don't because it's weird to see it so closely track with social media.

[01:12:21] Because I was under the impression that a lot of the stuff on social media that has no bearing on

[01:12:26] like what most regular people are consuming. Because it's like this is a show where somebody

[01:12:34] old scold, you know, yeah, like Esquire for having that cover and repeat woke talk like they literally

[01:12:39] said on the show that it proves that Esquire isn't woke. And they didn't describe that term.

[01:12:46] Wait, what was the grade? They thought that Esquire should have talked about a kid.

[01:12:51] Well, that likes Trump. Yes, that that is like they were like, can you imagine if

[01:12:56] that we had magazines that that had a profile of Trayvon instead and then everyone collapsed and

[01:13:00] it's like they did like every man. What are you talking about? I mean, like the I mean,

[01:13:06] it's not even worth arguing because it's like it's a really stupid. It was stupid. But it's also like

[01:13:13] you're just you're operating on like such a level of delusion. And like, you know,

[01:13:22] there's no entry point. You know, it's like everything you're saying is wrong.

[01:13:25] But I thought that these conversations only happen on Twitter. I was like surprised to see it on

[01:13:31] like the morning news. You know what I mean? Maybe. Yeah, I do think that like, yeah,

[01:13:36] sure, Twitter, it does like amplify the fringe and like the most annoying people. But it does like

[01:13:43] leak into general, the general discourse. You can track it. I remember in 2016, it's like,

[01:13:49] you know, everyone here thinks like, Oh, yeah, there's no way Trump is winning. This is silly.

[01:13:53] And then I went up I went up state. And then as soon as you get out of the city, you're like,

[01:13:58] Oh, clearly, Trump's going to win the election. Yeah. You know, like this, this town, which there's

[01:14:04] a million of has no like it's it's indiscernible from what I see on social media. And like,

[01:14:11] how people think that the world should work on social media. And it's like, was networked

[01:14:16] television that way in 2016? But aren't you describing two different things? You're describing

[01:14:22] like woke versus like Trump people. No, I'm describing like, or I'm trying to understand

[01:14:28] what the difference is if there's any between like, like cultural observations on network

[01:14:38] television during the daytime versus what's happening on social media. Is it like this? Because like,

[01:14:44] this this show will go to break. And it'll be commercial for like personal injury law firms and

[01:14:49] oxygen tanks and like hearing aids. And that like button you press if you fall, yeah,

[01:14:54] this is all this is all for like people over the age of like 55 60 years old.

[01:15:02] But maybe isn't that maybe that's why fucking Fox people like old people watching so much Fox

[01:15:07] news. Yeah, but they always have. But this is this is not Fox news. Right. This is like,

[01:15:13] well, this is daytime TV daytime TV. But there's probably others. I mean, yeah, I guess you're

[01:15:17] right. I don't like good morning America used to be all like makeovers. And then a story about like

[01:15:21] a cat that got stuck in like a, you know, a sewer. You know, it's like never like all we

[01:15:27] have to survive. Yeah, we there's a retarded kid that wants to play football. So we brought

[01:15:31] them on TV to end them one. Right. You know, I mean, it wasn't like

[01:15:36] it's Titties. Yeah, they do look good.

[01:15:40] Uh, once again, yeah, but they always have like a news they have like a news guy come on

[01:15:46] good morning, American say like these are the headlines and then go up there was like five

[01:15:49] minutes long. Now they make about things on good morning, America. Yeah. But I mean,

[01:15:54] it's like they feel like they paid less attention to 911 than they do like, you know,

[01:15:59] some kid wore a fucking MAGA hat to his high school. I think they paid more attention.

[01:16:03] No, they didn't watch it. Damn. Another really good Nikki looking great. Yeah.

[01:16:09] Really out there. Yeah. Yeah, she's basically naked.

[01:16:12] Yeah. Wait, is this the Ricky Smiley show? No, this is dish nation dish nation.

[01:16:20] Wow. Bitch, bitch nation. And it is where you live.

[01:16:25] It is you have your life. This is a nation. Oh my God.

[01:16:32] Um, a lot of people have taken it upon themselves to try and draw or depict the San

[01:16:37] Frangelico guy. Yeah, what does it might get anywhere close? No, no, not what's going on. No, no,

[01:16:44] it's close somewhere. You know what it is a little ball part. I'd say it's kind of like

[01:16:50] like a thinner guy with his hair combed back comes his hair all the time. Of course,

[01:16:56] we'll salt and pepper, but frail, you know, definitely frail, uh, pant, pant like, uh, like a shitty

[01:17:03] button up shirt from like his pants, clothing, maybe is a little too baggy, not crazy, but a little.

[01:17:09] Coles. Yeah. He's wearing all Coles. I was going to say Coles pretty good. Yeah. Slacks up to his

[01:17:14] fucking, you know, waist. Oh, yes. Yes. Of course. His mom pockets. Right. Velcro wallet with the

[01:17:21] bus pass and the visible shirt. Sure. Yeah. That kind of stuff. I love it. Yeah. Not a, not a full on

[01:17:29] Italian guy. No, absolutely. No, he's not even Italian. That's part of the point. The point is

[01:17:35] that he's not that he's from Fairfax, Virginia. Well, what else is in the news, folks?

[01:17:46] Um, I don't know, dude. I'm fucking Adam's off the golf the grid, dude. I'm, I'm, I'm hiding out

[01:17:52] from the Clinton. What are you looking at? More tips? Yeah. Just on the phone. I'm a phone over here.

[01:17:59] Oh fuck. Rear sort of, you know, was the rose petals. Yeah. Girl. Wait, how many Thor

[01:18:06] Birch was the goth? Thor Birch. Truly big ass titties. Well, it's just, I, you know, I don't, it's,

[01:18:13] it's weird watching this because it's like, well, they talk about the best, the best you can do

[01:18:16] in our position. I guess living in Brooklyn with a fake job. Yeah. You know, is like,

[01:18:24] try to just like minimize how completely out of touch you are. There's no way. You know,

[01:18:31] I have like no, I have no idea. I don't know, you know, what people are thinking or what they're

[01:18:36] exposed to. And I mean, I just assumed it was the opposite of what's happening on social media.

[01:18:42] Yeah. But then I watched this and it's like, I guess you're wrong, bro.

[01:18:45] Oh, am I though? I don't know. I mean, who's watching? I don't understand. Like it's, it shows

[01:18:50] that seem like they're, the tonality is it's for fucking like a 22 year old. And then all the

[01:18:58] advertising is for like the old people that don't even know like what any of these things.

[01:19:04] Yeah. Who is watching? Have a discussion about how Esquire isn't woke.

[01:19:09] And then not even explain what that word means. And it's playing at 1 p.m. on a Wednesday.

[01:19:16] Yeah. Were you hit by a truck driver? Yeah. Yeah.

[01:19:20] Selena and more about Nicki Minaj. Do you need your fucking your hearing aids delivered directly

[01:19:25] to your house because your knees are fake? I don't know. Maybe people like pop.

[01:19:31] We've talked about this before, but I missed the like being homesick from school TV lineup.

[01:19:38] Watching Springer and Ricky Lake. And then watching around the horn. Oh, of course.

[01:19:47] And PTI. Maybe catch that around the maybe catch the replay on ESPN too as well. Yeah. You know,

[01:19:53] just watch it twice. Watch it twice. I need more. I need more woody page.

[01:19:58] I just remember the movies that would play. You know, I watched again last night's blood sport.

[01:20:02] Nice. Watch the Rachnophobia and blood sport. I have a network TV edited for TV. Oh, you watch

[01:20:09] it on network TV? No, I watch it on Apple TV. But like that does over the two. Right. Right.

[01:20:14] Right. The Rachnophobia, Christine, blood sport into the mouth of madness.

[01:20:21] Only seen blood sport. What else would they play? What else?

[01:20:26] The mouth of man is what's that about getting your dick sucked by a crazy bitch.

[01:20:29] You know what I'm saying? You know, it's going to do it. That's going to do it.

[01:20:36] That's it, folks. Thanks for listening. Thanks for listening. Come see me this weekend in

[01:20:40] Connecticut next weekend in Delaware. Come see us all in DC on the 31st. Goodbye.

[01:20:46] Oh, I got some stuff. What? I'll say it when it's booked. Bye. That's good. Bye.