[00:00:00] We're getting this started

[00:00:03] Yeah, yeah put that on no put one Adam Adam was dropping some in bombs

[00:00:11] It's so cute when Adam says the inward. I know I don't see it curtsy

[00:00:16] Yeah, I think did I do good daddy I look over my shoulder three times. Yep

[00:00:21] Um

[00:00:25] Here we are now this news is desperately hanging I know I gotta drop the jossie stuff. It's all over the place now

[00:00:32] I know I feel like I'm harping but it's like it's all over the place ahead of the curve to give you credit

[00:00:37] Yeah, yeah, I was the one that literally broke the case. Yeah, I was you I broke it Nick even before any of the

[00:00:44] Information had come in he was calling CPD every day somebody was like somebody was a gay black man like fake

[00:00:55] Right I forgot I don't even know if he's actually he's a quadruple threat. He's a singer

[00:01:00] actor Jewish black gay. That's five. Yeah, that's

[00:01:05] Basically a cartoon dad's Jewish. Yeah, he's small a Jewish small. It is a Jewish last night

[00:01:12] Congratulations, Adam another hoax perpetrated another media hoax. Yeah, really the Jews have gotten the full pass on this one

[00:01:22] I just want to say thanks to the media

[00:01:27] Underreported

[00:01:32] It would be so funny if we get to the end of the Mueller report or whatever it finally comes out and it's Trump's last day in office after

[00:01:39] Yeah finishing two glorious terms. I

[00:01:43] Finally get the evidence and then it's like it's just 90% Israel. Yeah

[00:01:49] And the Democrats have to be like it wouldn't say over here

[00:01:53] Yeah, yeah, it wouldn't surprise me like BB was furious about the Iran deal. Yeah, and Trump said he would cancel it

[00:01:59] Yeah, you know what I mean, that's BB's deal. How long I feel like I'm not

[00:02:03] I'm not escaping the case. I'm not saying that is like corruption charges that keep coming up

[00:02:08] I'm not saying that is like a like a crazy off the wall hypothetical. I mean literally when that happens

[00:02:14] Yeah, and there's like people there's a like people just pretend not to care anymore

[00:02:19] Well, it won't matter. They'll just keep saying all the Russians got some Mueller

[00:02:25] Looks like Mueller's a bot

[00:02:27] I

[00:02:31] Love that

[00:02:33] It's Russia making being anti-semitic

[00:02:36] Tweets where there was like

[00:02:38] Just keep in mind that there are definitely Russian bots out there that are trying to further divide between people and using this

[00:02:44] Just see small it's story to do so incredible. So just figure out where you want to be on that one

[00:02:50] Incredible. Yeah, and it's like oh, yeah, we shouldn't talk about it. Yeah. Oh good point

[00:02:54] That's a great point. You talked about endlessly. Yeah weeks now. It's everybody else needs a shout out because of Russian

[00:03:05] I'm stupid as shit and those people are stupor than me

[00:03:07] I got called a Russian bot a million times when that

[00:03:12] Just a fake oh

[00:03:14] Messiah well you are yeah shit. What if the sign is sigh up dude. What if the Clintons poisoned earnest?

[00:03:22] They did what 30 years ago that's been on the way out for a while

[00:03:27] Dude read it, but when did it happen? When did it finally go? He's like Mo or not Mo green

[00:03:32] Who's the other guy the other Jewish guy in the godfather?

[00:03:35] That Michael wants to go the guy from Spin City. No man

[00:03:44] How did I become an actor salute him is this the room with the audition

[00:03:49] I

[00:03:51] Wonder how

[00:03:55] Most Jewish man you've ever seen in your life in the industry. It's just a room where they're doing the auditions

[00:04:01] I was looking for the band for my uncle sent me here. I came from the other bathroom. There was no place to have diarrhea

[00:04:09] There was only a rental

[00:04:11] Yeah, no, he is funny. You should they're like sir. You're gonna have to find a stage name because Kuykenstein

[00:04:23] Richard Kine

[00:04:25] That sounds good

[00:04:27] Dick Kuyken's time he was awesome in

[00:04:31] What's it? Yeah, I was about to say in a serious man. He was placed the schizophrenic brother

[00:04:36] Serious man rocked my cock that movie fucked me up every once in a while. I see a really good movie and I'm like, oh, right?

[00:04:41] Yeah, it's good. Yeah, you can watch good one. Although I gotta say there's literally thousands of good movies that you haven't seen yet

[00:04:49] You go back to watch them. I'm probably gonna go watch Alita battle angel pretty soon. What's that looks pretty tiny?

[00:04:54] What is some basic it look from what I can surmise. It's a sex doll that comes to life

[00:04:59] But it's good at killing people. Oh, it's a girl with like she's like big eyes. Yeah

[00:05:04] Yeah, kind of like an infantilized trust exact child that also kills. Okay, cool. That's pretty cool

[00:05:10] Yeah, that that is that Spielberg or am I just confusing that with ready play?

[00:05:15] Richard Kines also really in Clifford the greatest comedy of all time. We have to rewatches. I've never seen it

[00:05:21] I haven't seen it like three or four years. It's such a phony movie. Let's do the rewatch. Yeah, let's do a Clifford pod

[00:05:28] But Stefan wanted to stand over here

[00:05:31] Just act like a normal boy for once. That's the best thing. Yeah, but it's the best you can't even do it

[00:05:40] Martin Short is the goat man. Yeah, I love that guy. He's really funny. Yeah Canadian. Yeah, yeah

[00:05:47] They make the funniest people

[00:05:50] They have some they've had a really good run that is true. Yeah him norm Nathan Nathan. That's true. So it's very funny anymore

[00:05:58] Yeah, there's some funny people. Yeah, what do you know what's funny? I just that's the thing I've noticed. Yeah, yeah

[00:06:05] I watched a Steven Colbert the other night. No, it's like what is this? Yeah, I mean, yes late night

[00:06:10] Shit's such a fucking tragedy Steven Colbert looks like he's about to cry

[00:06:13] I know and the Colbert is one of the best things of all time. That's just that much show is I

[00:06:18] Are you then you watch like how you're funny? Yeah?

[00:06:22] Good evening

[00:06:24] Yeah, this is egregious and it has to stop

[00:06:32] Like Trump replies the show. That's what it is. It's fucking brutal. They've all become that I mean not Jim

[00:06:40] Jimmy Fallon's

[00:06:41] Credit, I guess he's just shows too dumb. Yeah, he's too drunk

[00:06:45] It is yeah, I do like that. I mean it is kind of just a sweet justice that like fucking

[00:06:51] Liberal boomers like hopefully they're having heart attacks and dying while Trump is in office

[00:06:58] The world is ending. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is good. You're right. Yeah, that is the one silver lining

[00:07:03] Mm-hmm. I mean yeah some bad to a guy that drove a Volkswagen once in 1968

[00:07:09] All right, we helped we saved the world ready got a hand job one of those fans

[00:07:13] Right, yeah, I had long hair sex with woman who had crabs

[00:07:19] You know, I mean, I know I understand what the brothers

[00:07:25] Like I knew a couple of slick daddy owes back in the day. I even winked at a Vietnamese girl

[00:07:34] Those guys trying to dap up your one black friend

[00:07:37] Just those dads cool on out

[00:07:41] Dad from get out. It's like the best example. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah

[00:07:46] Yeah, I'm glad all those guys are hopefully dying with Trump in office

[00:07:49] That is true that look of fear and Stephen Colbert's eyes makes it all worth it

[00:07:54] But on ultimately those people will be fine. What do you mean?

[00:07:58] Their lives are great. Yeah, I like the toil that we experience

[00:08:02] I like us the problem. They're podcasting minds

[00:08:07] Same things like yeah, I sucked my dad's balls for chocolate syrup yummy yummy, which is a bit. I'm working on

[00:08:18] Yeah, dude our lives are fucking tough as shit stuff the shit dude wait 25 years for them to release

[00:08:24] Super Nintendo that's got multiple games already on the console. Yep. There's something we've been asking for

[00:08:32] For literally I have been yes, and what it's not even it's not even all the games

[00:08:38] No, it's barely that many days the only thing our generation wanted all the games

[00:08:44] Nintendo you can't even fucking do that they release like a small PlayStation that is like 20 games on it

[00:08:48] Yeah, they've been doing that with all the like old console

[00:08:51] Yeah, I'm waiting on them. I can't wait for one of the new avatars coming out so that I can call them gay and bad

[00:08:58] The new avatar movies. Yeah, he's gonna do like seven. Yeah, they're gonna do all concurrently

[00:09:03] Huh, I'm like Shawna. No, not that airbender

[00:09:08] Avatar avatar that not the blue the thing I never saw the first blue monkey guys with have tail push

[00:09:15] Oh, oh, oh, yeah, one of the worst movies of all time, but there's probably like 35 minutes in there

[00:09:22] That would be cool. I never saw if you went if you got you're dick a small fate

[00:09:27] Yeah, like Elon Musk developed some kind of like deep-space

[00:09:31] Deep-space

[00:09:33] Exploration you know, they can like transmit video back in real time and it but it travels light speeds and goes to a far off like distant

[00:09:41] Galaxy we finally find

[00:09:43] Whatever that fucking plan is called. What is it called the movie?

[00:09:46] The I don't know. I know but the thing they're looking for is called the unobtainium. So they find it on a day. It should have all time

[00:09:53] and that the spaceship lands

[00:09:57] Spaceship lands and then they're going around like this. Yeah, just like some Navi pussy this planet

[00:10:03] Yeah, this Navi planet and like they're sending video back to earth and they're like we're like a maze

[00:10:08] That'll this flora and fauna and then finally you see one of these like majestic creatures these like centaur people

[00:10:14] Just in the galaxy far far away and then just on its knees

[00:10:20] underneath

[00:10:21] the

[00:10:22] The body the torso when he sings is he in fighting it sucking its

[00:10:29] Going on

[00:10:31] About this hey, what's that a camera?

[00:10:36] Hey, don't show that to anybody that I

[00:10:40] He didn't just

[00:11:10] Oh, fuck. Oh, by the real quick plug, me and Ian this Friday in two days will be in Delaware

[00:11:17] at bootless stage works. Buy your tickets now, please. And maybe he'll suck your dick.

[00:11:23] Also watch my Comedy Central little spot. It just popped off. Ian will be sucking dick.

[00:11:27] Ian will suck your dick. If you buy a ticket and you DM me, I'll make sure Ian sucks your

[00:11:32] Delaware dick sucker tour.

[00:11:33] You can fight ads.

[00:11:35] Star Wars, how cute. Both of them suck. I will not be sucking dick. But it doesn't

[00:11:39] like you. But I do.

[00:11:41] I'm not fucking dirty. What'd you say about?

[00:11:48] Where's the bathroom?

[00:11:50] The radio attached to their chest and the antenna coming off the head. This guy's not

[00:11:54] sucking dick. Let's get out of your voice.

[00:11:57] It's kind of scraping against the wall.

[00:12:00] Hey, if those motherfuckers buy tickets, listen, Ian has to suck their dicks. Don't

[00:12:04] worry, guys. If any truckers come, Ian will suck your dick. I will say those in the

[00:12:09] past. I don't believe.

[00:12:10] I love driving tucks. It's Pandora. I don't believe Pandora.

[00:12:13] You're right. Oh my God. I never even saw them.

[00:12:16] That is a story on the podcast before. But yeah, just I went to see it and I was one of

[00:12:21] those theaters where they let you order beer. Right. And I passed out. Was it 3D? Yes,

[00:12:27] it was. Yeah. I didn't go.

[00:12:29] My friend with one eye went to go see it. Incredible. I knew like this isn't work.

[00:12:33] He's like, it's everything's double vision. I don't get why. This shit's mad blurry,

[00:12:41] bro. That one of the words like, do you mind, we're basically playing fake golf and just

[00:12:46] talking about stealing the unobtainium? It's like it was a movie. Yeah, he plays like an

[00:12:50] evil like a ton of an evil corporation. It's it's Pocahontas. I mean, we've talked about

[00:12:56] it, but.

[00:12:57] I never saw it because I was I was dating this girl and I knew I was.

[00:13:04] I was so good. Come on.

[00:13:06] He's really sad about how much he wants to do. He's not even like a horny thing. It's

[00:13:14] like he does for me.

[00:13:15] I was dating this girl and I knew I wanted to break up with her and I didn't want to

[00:13:21] spend $55 on two high max tickets. Of course. So I was like too cheap to see this like

[00:13:27] it was.

[00:13:28] Yeah, so he waited until she left him. She left me. No, a different girl.

[00:13:32] No, I know the timeline. I know.

[00:13:34] Yeah, I fucked her actually. No, it wasn't.

[00:13:36] Yeah, it was.

[00:13:37] Yeah, we fucked her. Whoever was we fucked her in the theater. In the theater.

[00:13:42] Yeah.

[00:13:43] My little brother was there too. He watched the movie with me and he fucked her also.

[00:13:46] In fact, everyone in the theater.

[00:13:47] My ginger eggs girlfriend.

[00:13:49] Yep. My little brother Nick.

[00:13:50] She's such a bitch.

[00:13:51] Fuck her pussy. That was a great that was a great bonding experience for me and my

[00:13:56] brother because we went into it like because there was so much hype is going to be awesome

[00:14:00] and we were just quickly turned into this is the biggest piece of shit. I've never seen

[00:14:04] in my life.

[00:14:05] I've said this before, but my dad was one of like the whatever percentage of people in

[00:14:09] society that got depressed after seeing it because he wanted to live on the alien.

[00:14:13] You guys are fucking loser. Yeah.

[00:14:17] He was like sad.

[00:14:19] He was sad for like two months.

[00:14:22] Yeah.

[00:14:23] You just walk in on your dad with blue face paint on. He's growing his hair out.

[00:14:28] Yeah.

[00:14:29] He's got a tail coming out of his asshole.

[00:14:32] Dragging.

[00:14:33] Where's the door Adam?

[00:14:34] Yeah.

[00:14:35] Poor guy.

[00:14:36] He's being trampled.

[00:14:37] Naki doo doo cocko luga bugger.

[00:14:38] Fucking fake languages.

[00:14:40] I'm learning the V.

[00:14:43] Cocky la bonaboo.

[00:14:45] It was like a phenomenon.

[00:14:47] There was a phenomenon like a documented phenomenon of people getting depressed after

[00:14:51] seeing that movie.

[00:14:52] Because they wanted to live on the Internet.

[00:14:53] No, I think that was just marketing for the movie.

[00:14:55] No, I think it was true.

[00:14:56] They did like fucking like a winning the camera just fed that.

[00:14:59] They're not monon.

[00:15:00] James Cameron articles that came out afterwards. They were like people are sad.

[00:15:03] But how did they documented motherfucker?

[00:15:05] Because American psychiatric is so stupid.

[00:15:07] It was fucking on.

[00:15:08] It put all the resources they had that.

[00:15:10] It was so marketing came out by James Cameron to make people think the movie was so good

[00:15:14] that people wanted to live on that planet.

[00:15:17] Movie sucks after.

[00:15:18] Have you ever heard him speak?

[00:15:19] I really don't because I wanted to man. I was like I wanted to love it.

[00:15:21] I was ready for like just some bullshit, immersive sentimental garbage.

[00:15:25] Exactly.

[00:15:26] I like I needed that at that moment and it didn't do it.

[00:15:29] It was fucking hard.

[00:15:30] I was so mad.

[00:15:31] But it was so bad.

[00:15:32] It did scratch an itch for me.

[00:15:34] When that guy is like knife fighting the Navee and the Mac it was like what the fuck

[00:15:37] is this?

[00:15:38] It wasn't like a field.

[00:15:39] Like a ride?

[00:15:40] The tales.

[00:15:41] That's how they feel like you're at Disneyland and you're doing like a VR.

[00:15:44] That was your biggest complaint with the movie is the details.

[00:15:46] No, they're saying this is everyone's complaint.

[00:15:50] No, stop the tales.

[00:15:52] No, we all got shut up.

[00:15:54] Can we what I'm saying is they're supposed to be this big touching scene where they're

[00:15:59] like kissing and then they start tail fucking.

[00:16:02] So what did you want to see them have set?

[00:16:04] No, but it was ridiculous.

[00:16:05] Just kiss and that's over.

[00:16:07] And now we're supposed to like they're literally fuck.

[00:16:09] It's like watching someone's cock going to a pussy during a sentimental last moment.

[00:16:14] Just seeing contiduce all over the place.

[00:16:17] No thanks.

[00:16:18] No, you're saying no thanks to witnessing sex.

[00:16:22] Not during like a one time.

[00:16:24] Not during a fucking like sunset where it's like I love you.

[00:16:27] I love you too.

[00:16:28] And then you just fucking hear someone go.

[00:16:30] I like your put off by the mere suggestion of any kind of emotional connection with regards

[00:16:35] to sex.

[00:16:36] No, I'm just talking about disgusting.

[00:16:38] It was weird to have this sentimental moment and then this bizarre tail fucking scene is

[00:16:43] supposed to be like yeah, it's like cute and nice.

[00:16:46] I do kind of think that maybe that's James Cameron jacked off.

[00:16:49] Yes.

[00:16:50] There was a weird energy behind it exactly.

[00:16:52] That's what he secretly wants.

[00:16:54] Yeah.

[00:16:55] Can you bust inside my ass?

[00:17:00] Can you bust in me?

[00:17:03] I didn't mention this before but I watched his acceptance speech for Tite's.

[00:17:08] Can you bust inside my verness?

[00:17:12] I am gay for you.

[00:17:18] This is those two lions.

[00:17:22] All right, not bad.

[00:17:23] I think we got it guys.

[00:17:26] Elton.

[00:17:27] Elton, you too.

[00:17:28] I am gay.

[00:17:29] Please close your movie for children.

[00:17:36] One take.

[00:17:37] That's a little teenage.

[00:17:39] Can you bust inside my ass?

[00:17:46] Can you bust in me?

[00:17:52] Can you bust inside my fucking ass?

[00:17:59] Fuck me in my ass.

[00:18:03] I am gay.

[00:18:10] I am gay.

[00:18:14] I am gay.

[00:18:22] I am gay.

[00:18:23] Simba, one day you can fuck all of this.

[00:18:26] See that?

[00:18:27] Where are those guys driving sex with others?

[00:18:29] Don't ever do that.

[00:18:30] Don't go in there.

[00:18:31] Don't ever do that.

[00:18:33] Do that, guys.

[00:18:34] There's a bunch of gay ass lions.

[00:18:36] How are you doing?

[00:18:38] No, but that's the gay lions.

[00:18:39] Those are the gay lions we're getting the rest of the book.

[00:18:41] Don't ever go to death.

[00:18:44] Me.

[00:18:45] This is like each other's dicks.

[00:18:48] This is immoral.

[00:18:50] I love cock and not pussy.

[00:18:54] I don't think I was like Paul Ryan said this is the dawn of a new Republican era or whatever

[00:18:59] and then all those retarded Twitter roles are posting pictures of the Lion King.

[00:19:04] It's like well we lost the election.

[00:19:06] Time to revert to watching baby movies in our paranoid cave.

[00:19:11] Why were they posting Lion King memes?

[00:19:13] When Scar is like oh he says this is the dawn of a new world.

[00:19:16] I don't know what the fuck Scar says but they're like this is exactly like Scar from Lion King.

[00:19:22] I don't get that shit man.

[00:19:23] It's always like Lion King.

[00:19:25] It's either Disney or Harry Potter shit.

[00:19:28] It's the fucking gayest child I've ever seen.

[00:19:31] It's because they're babies.

[00:19:33] It's because they're dumb babies and not me.

[00:19:36] Me neither.

[00:19:37] The most mature man in America.

[00:19:40] That's true.

[00:19:41] Whereas what I like to do is take pictures of basketball players and describe, do memes

[00:19:46] about one of them with my dick and one of them being something else.

[00:19:50] You thought what you did recently?

[00:19:53] Robotic me thinks.

[00:19:55] That's kind of my thing.

[00:19:57] I'm a grown man.

[00:19:58] I'm just going to search Twitter for me thinks.

[00:20:00] Me thinks is a great one.

[00:20:03] It's just protests too much.

[00:20:05] Can you suck?

[00:20:06] Me thinks is guaranteed the most trash for you.

[00:20:11] I am fucking gay.

[00:20:16] I love Sir Elton John.

[00:20:21] Do you hear his music?

[00:20:22] Yeah.

[00:20:23] Oh my God.

[00:20:24] He wears a wig right?

[00:20:25] Oh you think he's bald?

[00:20:26] He's definitely bald.

[00:20:27] In the 70s he was bald.

[00:20:29] Oh I suppose he was.

[00:20:31] And then he got sort of like a bald cut.

[00:20:34] Then he had like a bald cut.

[00:20:35] No being gay makes your hair grow back.

[00:20:37] Really?

[00:20:38] Really?

[00:20:39] Yes.

[00:20:40] Was that you riding a horse to this house?

[00:20:43] Yeah yeah yeah.

[00:20:45] Hey girl.

[00:20:46] I need your energy to give you a man's house faster.

[00:20:48] Stop it to ride a horse to a man's house that's stuck to them.

[00:20:52] Oh really?

[00:20:53] What do you think gay is?

[00:20:56] That's me sucking dick dude.

[00:20:58] I think the British are coming down.

[00:21:01] Dude I think the British are getting high.

[00:21:03] The horse is high.

[00:21:04] I rarely get high.

[00:21:05] The horse is high.

[00:21:06] The horse is high.

[00:21:07] I rarely get high but I did like a year ago and I was just cracking myself up walking around

[00:21:12] going I think the British are getting.

[00:21:17] I think the British are coming down.

[00:21:21] I've smoked pot.

[00:21:23] I've tried gay sex.

[00:21:25] I've tried gay sex.

[00:21:27] I've tried.

[00:21:28] You mean to tell me that a bunch of guys who were able to have a real friendship with each

[00:21:32] other had time to fight a whole war?

[00:21:37] I think it would have gone something like this.

[00:21:40] Wait gay sex makes your hair grow back?

[00:21:43] No I wouldn't want a high horse man.

[00:21:50] I think the British are busting.

[00:21:52] I think the British are coming in each other's asses man.

[00:21:56] You son my little nut.

[00:22:02] You suck.

[00:22:05] We're not even in like third grade anymore.

[00:22:13] We're like literally kindergarten at this point.

[00:22:16] Not me.

[00:22:17] Kindergarten is not a high sucker.

[00:22:19] We're in kindergarten.

[00:22:20] We're in the stop are both high schoolers.

[00:22:22] You're the Kindergartener.

[00:22:24] We hang out with you.

[00:22:25] We're cool.

[00:22:27] We have a five-year-old friend.

[00:22:30] We're 16.

[00:22:31] We hang out with a five-year-old.

[00:22:33] The seniors in high school, dude.

[00:22:35] It's now our turn to be cool.

[00:22:37] Let's go hang out with third graders.

[00:22:40] We're some little fucking homos.

[00:22:42] Your guys are fucking losers.

[00:22:44] We're cool because we're 18.

[00:22:46] We got our permits.

[00:22:48] We're not.

[00:22:51] You can't see your mommy.

[00:22:53] Your mom's dead.

[00:22:54] Your mom's dead.

[00:22:56] Mom got put out on a fucking stroll.

[00:22:59] A bit churns and some ducats.

[00:23:02] We're bipping out.

[00:23:03] Your mom comes downstairs.

[00:23:05] Who are you?

[00:23:06] I'm sorry.

[00:23:07] I'm sorry.

[00:23:08] Don't tell my mom.

[00:23:09] I'm sorry.

[00:23:10] My mom doesn't like it when I leave the house.

[00:23:17] You have a few washed-up ducts and then plain-sigh you?

[00:23:20] No.

[00:23:21] What's the best?

[00:23:22] Nick, you saw it, right?

[00:23:23] Yeah.

[00:23:24] It's pretty fucking insane.

[00:23:25] It's about this pedophile that wants to fuck his neighbor's daughter.

[00:23:28] Oh, damn.

[00:23:29] So he starts fucking the mom to ingratiate himself in the family.

[00:23:32] And then he makes the dad jacket, Mom.

[00:23:34] Yeah, and then he makes it.

[00:23:35] What?

[00:23:36] So the dad is so ashamed that he's like, what the fuck?

[00:23:38] He starts fucking...

[00:23:39] He's fucking...

[00:23:40] Maleste is daughter.

[00:23:41] What?

[00:23:42] Because he's so embarrassed.

[00:23:43] He's so embarrassed because he's like, he's like, I'm just...

[00:23:45] I really got a bust.

[00:23:47] Can you please just beat me off?

[00:23:48] And he's like, man, I'm masturbating.

[00:23:49] The dad's like, I did something.

[00:23:51] I'm still ashamed of this dad.

[00:23:53] He starts crying.

[00:23:54] This old man starts crying.

[00:23:55] I'm like, how was...

[00:23:57] Why?

[00:23:58] Because they're Mormons, dude.

[00:23:59] They're so dumb.

[00:24:00] Yeah.

[00:24:01] They're like dumb Mormons.

[00:24:02] They're so fucking dumb.

[00:24:03] He fucks both the parents.

[00:24:05] And then the parents trust him.

[00:24:06] So he goes on vacation with them.

[00:24:08] And then he starts abducting the daughter and raping her.

[00:24:10] And then they keep dropping charges.

[00:24:12] And they drop the charges every time.

[00:24:14] And then the charges continue.

[00:24:15] What?

[00:24:16] That doesn't sound...

[00:24:18] I don't even know how to respond to that, dude.

[00:24:21] Who was this guy?

[00:24:22] He was some...

[00:24:23] I guess he was also Mormon.

[00:24:24] He was me in the family.

[00:24:25] Wait, that was you?

[00:24:26] It was me in the family's you.

[00:24:28] Yes.

[00:24:29] No.

[00:24:30] I'm sorry you had to find out.

[00:24:31] Are you serious?

[00:24:32] You fucked me a woman.

[00:24:34] No, we fucked your dad.

[00:24:35] I jack you off, man.

[00:24:37] I did.

[00:24:38] We fucked my daughter.

[00:24:39] We fucked your dad.

[00:24:40] And he was like, alright, you can fuck my son.

[00:24:42] But just don't tell anyone.

[00:24:43] What?

[00:24:44] So was he like some sick...

[00:24:46] Was this guy the most charming guy of all time?

[00:24:48] What is going on?

[00:24:49] So they met this guy.

[00:24:50] And also the guy knows he's fucking his wife.

[00:24:52] And he's like, alright, tight.

[00:24:54] I don't know if he knew that he was fucking his wife.

[00:24:57] Also, how do you just get talked into Jacking a guy off?

[00:25:00] They went for a ride.

[00:25:02] And he said, I'm incredibly sexually frustrated because my wife isn't giving me any pussy.

[00:25:08] And then he exposed his erection.

[00:25:10] And he said, can you please just masturbate me because I need relief.

[00:25:13] This guy's gay, right?

[00:25:15] The dad?

[00:25:16] He has to.

[00:25:17] No, he's a pedophile, but pedophiles are...

[00:25:18] No, I mean the other guy's gay.

[00:25:19] The other guy's gay.

[00:25:20] Oh, the dad's gay.

[00:25:21] No, yeah, he has to be.

[00:25:22] He's...

[00:25:23] Yeah, or he's just confused.

[00:25:25] No.

[00:25:26] He's just the most confused, cold, or more.

[00:25:28] If you're a straight guy.

[00:25:29] If someone has...

[00:25:30] He's like, you're taking a fucking car ride with somebody.

[00:25:32] And he pulls his cock out.

[00:25:33] And he's like, hey, I don't know what you jack me off.

[00:25:36] Maybe he was so sheltered and Mormon.

[00:25:38] He didn't even know what being gay was.

[00:25:41] You know what being gay is, man.

[00:25:43] You know Jack and other man's cock is gay.

[00:25:47] What the fuck?

[00:25:48] It is the funniest documentary.

[00:25:50] That is fucking insane.

[00:25:52] Yeah, because all these true crime documentaries are just made for women to fap to.

[00:25:56] Because they're like, oh my God.

[00:25:58] Oh, I'm so...

[00:26:00] They just have these sort of rape fantasy.

[00:26:02] Yeah, I was saying with the Ted Bundy thing, it's like all these women there are fucking in love with them.

[00:26:07] It's like it's not that women don't want to be raped.

[00:26:09] It's just you got to murder them afterwards and then they won't be mad about it.

[00:26:12] I'm not wrong.

[00:26:15] You got...

[00:26:16] It's a lot of fun.

[00:26:17] You got to look raping women.

[00:26:18] Pretty fucking wrong.

[00:26:19] But if you murder them afterwards, other women are like, who's that guy?

[00:26:21] Right.

[00:26:22] It cancels out somehow.

[00:26:23] It does.

[00:26:24] Yes.

[00:26:25] Yes.

[00:26:26] Oh my God.

[00:26:27] It's like, because raping a woman without murdering her is like, let's go to a really nice restaurant.

[00:26:30] And they're like, okay.

[00:26:31] And then you're like, you want to split the bill?

[00:26:33] And they're like, are you fucking kidding me?

[00:26:34] No, they want the whole experience.

[00:26:35] They want the whole thing.

[00:26:36] I see.

[00:26:37] Women like to be white.

[00:26:38] Women want to aim just to so clear.

[00:26:40] And murder.

[00:26:41] And you're taking your theories that women want to be raped and murdered.

[00:26:46] Well, I use the terms, wind and dot.

[00:26:48] Right.

[00:26:49] Yes.

[00:26:50] Which one's the whining?

[00:26:51] The raving.

[00:26:52] Oh, the dining is the murder.

[00:26:53] Okay.

[00:26:54] Interesting.

[00:26:55] I would disagree personally with that theory.

[00:26:57] Well, I like what you're doing.

[00:26:58] The best way to set a race is by not asking any women.

[00:27:02] Dasha did say when she was at women's college, literally every girl in the dorm was just

[00:27:08] watching us for you all.

[00:27:09] Oh, yeah, for sure.

[00:27:10] For sure.

[00:27:11] Girls are obsessed with like fucking torture porn.

[00:27:13] I think a lot of people have like rape fantasies and shit.

[00:27:16] Like they want to, they want you to like fucking rough them up and shit.

[00:27:20] I don't know.

[00:27:22] That's a way, that's a way everyone fucks now.

[00:27:24] Everyone wants to get like choked and shit.

[00:27:26] It's true.

[00:27:27] Yeah.

[00:27:28] People like it, like it, a kink here.

[00:27:31] They really do.

[00:27:32] Everyone, maybe just being just fucking in New York or whatever.

[00:27:35] But like everyone wants to get choked and like tied up and shit.

[00:27:38] Right.

[00:27:39] It wasn't their point where you were learning how to fucking tie knots and shit at them.

[00:27:43] When you like fucking women like they wanted that.

[00:27:48] The girl that's like she was like rope.

[00:27:50] She said her ex was a sex nerd.

[00:27:52] Yeah.

[00:27:53] Yeah.

[00:27:54] And I always thought that shit was so lame.

[00:27:55] Oh, yeah.

[00:27:56] Whenever a woman's like, maybe I get in the costumes.

[00:27:58] It's like, maybe you can just shut up.

[00:28:00] I'm not going to do a play.

[00:28:03] I know, dude.

[00:28:04] I know.

[00:28:05] I feel like acting like an oh, I have to learn fucking boy scout shit like like like

[00:28:11] like, yeah, yeah.

[00:28:12] No, I don't know.

[00:28:13] Yeah.

[00:28:14] You need your badge.

[00:28:15] I'll beat the shit out of you if you want.

[00:28:16] Yeah.

[00:28:17] I had to go to the heart where you want me to.

[00:28:18] I'm just not going to do a character while I do it.

[00:28:21] The worst part is like you're like preparing all the preparation takes like an hour and

[00:28:25] a half and you're just looking at a naked woman.

[00:28:28] You want to fuck the entire time.

[00:28:29] I want to bust it.

[00:28:30] I just have sex already.

[00:28:31] There's like this is no better feeling than just blowing right past a safe word.

[00:28:37] You know, it's like it's like when you make a yellow.

[00:28:40] Oh, yeah.

[00:28:41] Yeah.

[00:28:42] It's like you're making great time.

[00:28:44] She's like, oh, peanuts, peanuts.

[00:28:45] And you're just fucking wailing on her face.

[00:28:48] Right.

[00:28:49] Right.

[00:28:50] It's just blood everywhere.

[00:28:51] Yes.

[00:28:52] You said something else.

[00:28:53] Interesting.

[00:28:54] I get I would again like with your wine and dye theory.

[00:28:57] I'm going to disagree with this one.

[00:28:58] But hey, man, this is about healthy debate.

[00:29:03] This is the view for God.

[00:29:06] I'm whooping.

[00:29:08] No, you're finding two different ways to come out.

[00:29:12] That's a thing.

[00:29:13] Is a lot of women want to be punching the face beyond the safe word?

[00:29:18] If they don't want to admit that, then you, you know, don't play the game.

[00:29:23] I'm Joy Behar because I'm a Jewish man in a red wig.

[00:29:27] Now, my question is this.

[00:29:30] Did we have bagels this morning?

[00:29:32] Were they brought here?

[00:29:33] Does anyone know?

[00:29:36] Does anyone know if they were brought here?

[00:29:37] Joy, we're on air.

[00:29:39] Yeah.

[00:29:40] That's all I have to contribute.

[00:29:42] And I'm making me think of big ass juicy titties.

[00:29:45] Yeah.

[00:29:46] And your dad's dead.

[00:29:47] My dad's I wish my yeah.

[00:29:48] A perfect idea to be dead.

[00:29:50] Joy Behar never has any information.

[00:29:52] No, she rules.

[00:29:53] They're like, they're like, well, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like,

[00:29:55] she rocks.

[00:29:56] She should, should Amazon come to New York?

[00:29:58] This is a big question.

[00:29:59] I mean, it'll bring 25,000 jobs.

[00:30:01] They're like, yeah, but those jobs displace, you know, a lot of the people that were already

[00:30:05] there.

[00:30:06] These aren't jobs for the people that are living in Queens.

[00:30:07] These are people coming in from elsewhere.

[00:30:09] And it's like, well, you know, I mean, like they can work in the projects and maybe help

[00:30:14] these people out.

[00:30:15] And Joy Behar is like, just let me ask you this.

[00:30:17] What is Amazon?

[00:30:18] Okay.

[00:30:19] What is Amazon?

[00:30:20] What are we talking about?

[00:30:22] So it's like that like the internet.

[00:30:24] Okay.

[00:30:25] So they're bringing the internet to Queens now.

[00:30:29] She's wearing like nine pairs of reading glasses.

[00:30:31] Queens, that's different than New York City.

[00:30:33] That's a different thing.

[00:30:34] Joy, you're from here.

[00:30:36] Joy, you lived here your entire life.

[00:30:39] What is your life?

[00:30:40] What do you mean by live?

[00:30:41] What is being alive?

[00:30:42] Yeah.

[00:30:43] Coming up next, Terry Shivo.

[00:30:46] Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy.

[00:30:48] Look, I'll admit it.

[00:30:50] I did blackface years ago.

[00:30:52] Joy, Joy.

[00:30:53] No one has.

[00:30:54] Joy.

[00:30:55] I'll say it.

[00:30:56] I was, I have done blackface.

[00:30:59] So does that mean Amazon can't open a factory?

[00:31:02] They're not bringing a factory here, Joy.

[00:31:05] It's an office building.

[00:31:06] No, literally, and they're doing, we're having a conversation about like the jobs is going

[00:31:11] to bring here.

[00:31:12] And she's like, yeah, but what about, how about you'd say there's not high paying jobs.

[00:31:15] What about all the packing and folding?

[00:31:17] Is that Amazon?

[00:31:19] It's not a way.

[00:31:22] Amazon was going to spend 15 years building like a 50 million dollar facility to have just

[00:31:31] people packing full things.

[00:31:34] They already have warehouses everywhere.

[00:31:37] Everywhere.

[00:31:38] Oh, fuck.

[00:31:39] What was Joy's career before?

[00:31:42] But what about the people?

[00:31:43] What about the people who have to put the grease in the conveyor belts?

[00:31:47] What about those guys?

[00:31:50] Joy, does that stand up?

[00:31:52] There was a gay guy in my office.

[00:31:54] Like when I first started doing stand up, who's like, he's like, yeah, he's like me

[00:31:57] and my partner love stand up.

[00:31:58] We saw Joy Behar at the improv last week.

[00:32:00] She's our favorite comedian.

[00:32:02] That's incredible.

[00:32:03] If you look, if I was a gay guy, I'd refer to the other gay guys, my wife all the time,

[00:32:06] much to his chagrin.

[00:32:07] Probably.

[00:32:08] We're partners.

[00:32:09] Shut up, bitch.

[00:32:10] This is my wife.

[00:32:11] You know, that would be a cool move.

[00:32:14] Yeah.

[00:32:15] Yeah.

[00:32:16] Yeah, they probably is the kind of gay guy you would be, but then that guy would fuck

[00:32:21] your ass.

[00:32:22] No, your wife would fuck your ass.

[00:32:23] That would be the bird in that situation.

[00:32:24] No, you'd be earning all day.

[00:32:26] No.

[00:32:27] Yes.

[00:32:28] No, I'm definitely bird.

[00:32:29] You're earning, bitch.

[00:32:30] You ever see this?

[00:32:32] What?

[00:32:33] They put that video on.

[00:32:35] What's that?

[00:32:36] Oh, Nick's just showing me, Josh's titty.

[00:32:40] No, come on.

[00:32:41] I'm not.

[00:32:42] I haven't popped out yet.

[00:32:43] Yeah.

[00:32:44] But I mean, we are what?

[00:32:45] Oh, yeah.

[00:32:46] Yep.

[00:32:47] There's an interesting scene.

[00:32:48] Stop it.

[00:32:49] Look, it's not stop.

[00:32:51] You see this.

[00:32:53] We didn't go to the, but you didn't make enough.

[00:32:56] I mean, she does not care, but you know, she is on Mr. Skin, but that's true.

[00:33:03] Pull up Nick.

[00:33:04] Mr. Skin.

[00:33:05] She should.

[00:33:06] I got this.

[00:33:07] Mr. Skin Adams girl.

[00:33:08] Mr. Skin slash Adam Friedland's girlfriend.

[00:33:12] Oh, God.

[00:33:13] Oh, could you go into the archives to his other girlfriends too?

[00:33:17] Yeah.

[00:33:18] Why is there a Mrs. Skin?

[00:33:20] You know what I'm talking about?

[00:33:21] Yeah, Mr. Skin is the one that's collecting all the pics.

[00:33:26] Mm.

[00:33:27] For his wife.

[00:33:28] Yeah.

[00:33:29] She's horny.

[00:33:30] She's the real power in that couple.

[00:33:31] Is there Mrs. Skin and it's Sky's Cox?

[00:33:35] Like Playgirl magazine?

[00:33:36] Well, there's plenty of movies now where you see cock.

[00:33:40] So why don't they have that?

[00:33:42] I don't know.

[00:33:43] I think there's far more things.

[00:33:45] I want to make a website called Mr. Skin and I just document Chinese people that have

[00:33:51] been in movies.

[00:33:52] It's like, can anyone identify this?

[00:33:56] And it's like clearly, Sandra.

[00:33:57] It's like, does anyone know who this Chinese sideways?

[00:34:01] Just like major motion pictures that everyone knows who is in?

[00:34:07] Well, go to Mr. Skin.

[00:34:09] We document the conspiracy of like, why is all these?

[00:34:12] Who is this one person that's been in so many movies?

[00:34:19] Have you ever noticed that this one character has been in almost every movie released since

[00:34:25] the king and I?

[00:34:26] That's not even that.

[00:34:28] How many Asian people are in like big movies?

[00:34:31] Well, the best was that they just didn't let them.

[00:34:34] It's like fucking breakfast at Tiffany's.

[00:34:36] Yeah.

[00:34:37] Make you, make you, make you, that shit rules.

[00:34:39] Yes, that is one of the funniest things.

[00:34:41] The king and I, it is just so clearly.

[00:34:44] Oh, because it's not the way.

[00:34:45] The movie isn't like an overt comedy.

[00:34:47] No, you know, yes.

[00:34:50] It would be like if you went to go see fucking, I don't know.

[00:34:54] Fuck it.

[00:34:55] What?

[00:34:56] I don't know.

[00:34:57] I'm trying to think of a comparable movie.

[00:34:59] Yeah, something.

[00:35:00] You went to go see Mona Lisa smile and then for whatever reason there was like a white

[00:35:06] guy pretending to be Indian.

[00:35:07] How are you doing?

[00:35:10] Mrs. Mona Lisa just bobbing a saying.

[00:35:13] What's Mona Lisa smile?

[00:35:14] I don't know.

[00:35:15] Just like a fucking movie for girls where it's okay.

[00:35:18] She's a bitch.

[00:35:19] Right.

[00:35:20] She wants it all.

[00:35:21] She wants it all, but she's a bitch.

[00:35:23] She meets a cute boy.

[00:35:25] Yeah.

[00:35:26] And then she becomes less of a bitch or something.

[00:35:28] Who the power of getting her pussy run.

[00:35:30] So there's some kind of like something falters in their relationship.

[00:35:34] Right.

[00:35:35] But they fix it at the end.

[00:35:36] Mm hmm.

[00:35:37] That's a good something a good movie to me.

[00:35:40] Do you see your tits?

[00:35:41] Whoever it is.

[00:35:43] Julia fucking.

[00:35:46] Claire.

[00:35:47] That's a comic.

[00:35:48] Yeah.

[00:35:49] No, it's not Julia Claire.

[00:35:50] That's not who's in Mona Lisa smiles.

[00:35:53] No, because I was thinking Claire Danes.

[00:35:56] Because I mix up.

[00:35:58] No, the actress in Mona Lisa smile is a woman you've done shows.

[00:36:03] No, man.

[00:36:05] It's Julia.

[00:36:06] It's Julia.

[00:36:07] It's not Julia Roberts.

[00:36:08] It's with Sandra Bullock.

[00:36:09] No, isn't it Julia Styles or Claire Danes?

[00:36:12] Julia Styles.

[00:36:13] The last day.

[00:36:14] That is Julia Roberts.

[00:36:15] Oh, it is.

[00:36:16] Julia Roberts.

[00:36:17] Oh, maybe I'm thinking of a different movie.

[00:36:25] Damn 34%.

[00:36:27] Yeah, Katherine Watson is a recent UCLA graduate hired to teach art history at the prestigious

[00:36:32] all female Wellesley College in 1953.

[00:36:35] It's really confronting outdated mores of society.

[00:36:39] I hate mores.

[00:36:40] And the institution that is mores.

[00:36:42] Are there ever good mores?

[00:36:44] Are there ever up to date mores?

[00:36:45] Katherine inspires her traditional students including Betty, Kirsten Dunce and Joan Julia

[00:36:51] Styles.

[00:36:52] Thank you.

[00:36:53] It's a challenge there.

[00:36:54] I was on to something.

[00:36:55] Yeah, all right.

[00:36:56] Yeah, Kirsten Dunce is also the same person as I do.

[00:36:58] Not Julia Claire.

[00:36:59] I, but that's the reason I was confused.

[00:37:01] Okay, well, no, sort of because Claire Danes.

[00:37:04] Because I said the name Julia.

[00:37:06] No, man.

[00:37:07] And then you thought of a completely different person.

[00:37:10] Julia Styles and Claire Danes are a lot alike.

[00:37:14] And they and you make you, you combine their name and it makes up a name of a woman.

[00:37:19] Oh, yeah.

[00:37:20] Don't we have ads?

[00:37:21] Yeah.

[00:37:22] We have ads.

[00:37:23] Well, oh, yeah, we do.

[00:37:27] But not for another three minutes.

[00:37:29] Nice.

[00:37:30] Can you suck?

[00:37:31] You know what, why don't you let me handle my mind?

[00:37:34] I thought we only got one today.

[00:37:37] Oh, yeah.

[00:37:39] One ad for every inch of penis that you have.

[00:37:42] Mm hmm.

[00:37:43] You heard it, folks.

[00:37:44] Nick agreed he has one one inch dick that got him.

[00:37:48] Doesn't mean I don't have other inches.

[00:37:50] No.

[00:37:51] Yes, it does.

[00:37:53] One total.

[00:37:54] This guy in this movie called Hugh Dancy.

[00:37:56] Yeah, I remember that guy.

[00:37:59] He was like, he was like one of those.

[00:38:03] He was like, Hugh Michael Horace Dancy.

[00:38:06] He was like a Hugh Horace Dancy.

[00:38:10] He was like a Hugh Grant style.

[00:38:12] He's like, okay, okay.

[00:38:13] You know who the guy is.

[00:38:14] You know gay guys.

[00:38:15] You want to kiss guys.

[00:38:16] Let's go back to laughing at his name.

[00:38:18] Wait, I know who that is.

[00:38:20] No, no, I mean, can we, you at least let us enjoy how gay his name is for two more minutes.

[00:38:26] No, no, no, here we go.

[00:38:27] He's like a British.

[00:38:29] He rolls his criminal profile.

[00:38:31] Will Graham, Thomas Novichak in the stage play Venus and as Adam Rocky in the film Adam.

[00:38:37] So that's why Adam saw his name in the title.

[00:38:41] I know.

[00:38:42] I know.

[00:38:43] I was glossed over and started drooling.

[00:38:45] He was like me.

[00:38:47] Me.

[00:38:48] I know Adam stuff.

[00:38:50] What other Adam stuff?

[00:38:52] Adam Morrison, Charlotte Bobcats.

[00:38:55] You are in the Zagga universe.

[00:38:57] The film follows the relationship.

[00:38:58] You can say kind of what's next.

[00:39:00] Adam with Asperger.

[00:39:01] But cried to him.

[00:39:03] There he is.

[00:39:04] Wait, the movie's about a guy named Adam?

[00:39:06] Yeah, who's retarded?

[00:39:07] He has Asperger's name.

[00:39:08] Oh, it's lightly retarded.

[00:39:10] Just a touch of, yeah, a pinch of retardation.

[00:39:14] Just a hint.

[00:39:16] Yeah, well, it looks like your daughter was born with sugar, spice and a little too much

[00:39:20] of everything.

[00:39:21] But she's retarded.

[00:39:23] Pretty nice and then some stuff that's not that nice also.

[00:39:26] And a little bit of ice.

[00:39:28] She's got water on the brain.

[00:39:31] Well, it seems that did I already do the joke on the show about not watching the 700 Club

[00:39:38] anymore because when I found out Pat Robertson hadn't fucked 700 women.

[00:39:42] Yeah, you did.

[00:39:43] I thought about that again the other day.

[00:39:46] That's good.

[00:39:47] How many women do you think power Robertson has fucked?

[00:39:49] 694.

[00:39:50] 698.

[00:39:51] He pissed the show in 1978.

[00:39:54] Assuming he was like, look, I'm going to get you two off fellas.

[00:39:57] I've fucked 693 women.

[00:40:00] Just let me call it the 700.

[00:40:02] They're like, I don't know, Pat.

[00:40:06] I mean, it is a lie and that goes against the church.

[00:40:09] Jesus never round us up.

[00:40:11] Jesus doesn't.

[00:40:12] Why not just be honest and call it the 693 Club?

[00:40:15] He's like, you're saying you don't think I will fuck another woman in the entire run

[00:40:20] of the show.

[00:40:21] You'll fuck one or two, but you would still be in the 693 Club.

[00:40:26] That's still the same.

[00:40:27] You're still in the club.

[00:40:28] They don't kick you out if you fuck.

[00:40:30] Oh, that's true.

[00:40:31] That is a valid point.

[00:40:33] I just think 700 has a better ring to it.

[00:40:38] We don't want to deceive people.

[00:40:40] We're trying to get people to like Jesus Christ.

[00:40:43] You don't start off with a lie and claim you fucked 700 women.

[00:40:46] If you've only fucked 693, if you're willing to lie about seven of them, what makes you

[00:40:51] stop you from lying about 700 of them, Paul?

[00:40:53] Where does the lie stop?

[00:40:55] Where does it stop?

[00:40:57] We're just trying to get as much pussy as possible in the name of the Lord and teach

[00:41:03] people they can do the same by making empty gestures towards charities.

[00:41:08] What?

[00:41:09] Did you do some shit?

[00:41:12] Did he like rape some people?

[00:41:14] Pat?

[00:41:15] Yeah.

[00:41:16] Well, I mean, you don't get to 700.

[00:41:17] Yeah.

[00:41:18] Easy terms, man.

[00:41:19] But you don't say mayi every time.

[00:41:22] That's true.

[00:41:23] You make 700-a-gomelit.

[00:41:24] You're going to fucking break a few in.

[00:41:26] Yeah.

[00:41:27] It's like when you consider the Bill Cosby probably had sex with thousands of women.

[00:41:31] 54 rapes is like, who even came?

[00:41:34] Do you really think?

[00:41:36] Just kind of once again disagree with you on that one.

[00:41:42] You can disagree on Betsi.com.

[00:41:44] Bet.

[00:41:45] Who's more right about rape?

[00:41:46] They said this episode isn't it?

[00:41:50] Or stop an act.

[00:41:51] Are they going to bring back those breakaway pants?

[00:41:54] What happened to them?

[00:41:55] Those are coming back.

[00:41:56] Are they coming back?

[00:41:57] Yeah.

[00:41:58] There were too easy to rip off of people.

[00:41:59] It's true.

[00:42:00] It's pants people.

[00:42:01] Yeah.

[00:42:02] That was awesome.

[00:42:03] What?

[00:42:04] Rip someone's pants completely off.

[00:42:05] It's the most epic pantsing because there were no more pants left.

[00:42:07] Yeah.

[00:42:08] Yeah.

[00:42:09] That's just nuts.

[00:42:10] Yeah, that was awesome.

[00:42:11] And that's kind of what happens at Bet.dsi.com.

[00:42:12] They put your penis out.

[00:42:13] You don't go with stops pics.

[00:42:14] That's right.

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[00:42:16] Dude, just the most crucial pics in the podcasting game you ever stop and he'll fucking really

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[00:42:22] Dude, I will.

[00:42:23] What do we got this week?

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[00:42:42] I'm a fucking idiot.

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[00:42:53] And then I get mad again.

[00:42:55] But it's all right.

[00:42:56] Because what happens when I get mad?

[00:42:58] I need to gamble my money away.

[00:42:59] I get even.

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[00:43:04] And then I take their money.

[00:43:05] Wow.

[00:43:06] That's how you get even.

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[00:44:31] You want to start GoldenEye back up and you spin around three times in the ad stack room.

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[00:44:46] Bet another $15,000.

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[00:45:16] You go to the website, you download the picture of Lara Crockett.

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[00:45:32] Bet $6,000.

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[00:48:27] The show doggies.

[00:48:28] Dude, saying all that dumb shit makes me want to replay fucking gold.

[00:48:31] And I got it sitting right there.

[00:48:33] Really?

[00:48:34] In that box.

[00:48:35] Oh, you got it in 64.

[00:48:36] Yeah, I've had it.

[00:48:37] Oh, you've had it.

[00:48:38] Dicky.

[00:48:39] Gold night, dude.

[00:48:40] Yeah.

[00:48:41] I'm really bad at it.

[00:48:42] Huh?

[00:48:43] Didn't realize to take the horse and stop running his game.

[00:48:45] My game horse to suck dick.

[00:48:47] Dick's like an express.

[00:48:49] That shit was so much fun, dude.

[00:48:51] That's your fucking gold.

[00:48:52] Yeah, playing gold.

[00:48:54] I was a PlayStation kid.

[00:48:56] I would only have it on.

[00:48:57] That was a good one.

[00:48:58] I just got killed.

[00:48:59] Yeah.

[00:49:00] Please.

[00:49:01] You didn't play as odd job.

[00:49:02] And then I play as odd job, and they'd be like, you fucking cheating Jew and like,

[00:49:05] whatever, you would play as odd job.

[00:49:07] Did I call that?

[00:49:08] I didn't know that it was cheating.

[00:49:09] Yeah, that makes absolute sense that you would be an odd.

[00:49:11] I always play with the sex.

[00:49:13] It's a smaller hit box.

[00:49:14] Yeah.

[00:49:15] I went there.

[00:49:16] He's harder to hit.

[00:49:17] Yeah.

[00:49:18] Well, thank sheet piece of shit.

[00:49:19] Well, it's a hand cap against me not having the system and not playing.

[00:49:22] I would have, no, no, I'm kind of a solid.

[00:49:25] I would always play is I think that that guy that interrogates bond in the when he's arrested

[00:49:34] in Russia, the guy that's like victory.

[00:49:37] No, with the pen.

[00:49:39] Yeah, you know, it wasn't great.

[00:49:40] No, not Boris.

[00:49:41] Boris.

[00:49:42] Yeah.

[00:49:43] Yeah.

[00:49:44] Not Boris, the other guy to fucking the inspector that arrests interrogates bond for a second.

[00:49:49] I don't remember.

[00:49:50] You don't remember golden.

[00:49:51] I really don't like the top five.

[00:49:53] My favorite bond game.

[00:49:55] It's a great movie.

[00:49:56] Yeah.

[00:49:57] And this is some off-brand shit.

[00:49:58] It might be the best bond movie.

[00:49:59] No, I think about it.

[00:50:01] The first Daniel Craig will was tight.

[00:50:03] Yeah, casino Royale.

[00:50:04] That was great.

[00:50:05] So the first movie rakers pretty tight too.

[00:50:08] About the Nazi that wants to make a white race on the movie.

[00:50:11] Are there any are there any the Pierce Brosnan ones?

[00:50:14] I like the.

[00:50:15] We started on this off saying gold.

[00:50:17] Yeah, here's Brosnan with golden.

[00:50:19] We've been talking about gold nive for.

[00:50:22] And then the pun at the end about how he likes a tight squeeze or something.

[00:50:27] Yeah, I didn't.

[00:50:28] I didn't.

[00:50:29] I didn't.

[00:50:30] Yeah, I squeezed.

[00:50:31] Dude, she is so fucking hot.

[00:50:32] Fomke Jen.

[00:50:33] She's fine.

[00:50:34] She was so fucking hot.

[00:50:35] She's really.

[00:50:36] Hallie.

[00:50:37] Now.

[00:50:38] Hallie and her prime was a bond girl too.

[00:50:39] She was looking good.

[00:50:40] Yeah.

[00:50:41] Well, that weren't there like seven of them in that movie?

[00:50:42] I don't remember.

[00:50:43] That it chimes.

[00:50:44] Seven chicks.

[00:50:45] Yeah.

[00:50:46] In the hollyberry one.

[00:50:47] That's what that's.

[00:50:48] Maybe.

[00:50:49] That's the Aston Martin.

[00:50:50] I remember the one with Denise Richards where her name is Christmas.

[00:50:54] Yeah.

[00:50:55] And he says Christmas only comes.

[00:50:56] I guess Christmas comes.

[00:50:57] Is that world and not is not enough?

[00:50:59] There's what are the there's tomorrow never dies.

[00:51:02] World is not enough.

[00:51:03] Tomorrow never dies about the news.

[00:51:04] The pussy never sleeps is about like a the guy from.

[00:51:07] Yeah, tomorrow never dies is the one with that with that's just about Gawker.

[00:51:11] Right.

[00:51:12] Yeah.

[00:51:13] He's like making his own.

[00:51:14] That guy is literally Nick then.

[00:51:15] Yeah.

[00:51:16] Yeah.

[00:51:17] He just loves bad news.

[00:51:19] There's nothing gentleman.

[00:51:22] There's nothing more than bad news.

[00:51:25] Then we'll leak his brother's gay sex tape.

[00:51:28] Mr. Stryker load up the video of Hulk Hogan having sex.

[00:51:34] Fuck, dude.

[00:51:36] I kind of want to watch golden.

[00:51:40] I haven't seen.

[00:51:41] That's our whole life fucking sick.

[00:51:42] Yeah.

[00:51:43] The movie's awesome.

[00:51:44] I like James Bond movies.

[00:51:45] You look great.

[00:51:46] Yeah, I used to just I would make soup and I would sit and watch because they had them

[00:51:50] all on Hulu.

[00:51:51] I remember how sick Hulu used to be.

[00:51:53] It was like every Bond movie and every criteria.

[00:51:55] Yeah.

[00:51:56] It was like the best fucking streaming.

[00:51:58] So now if you get criteria titles on an app called was it?

[00:52:04] Kayak canopy.

[00:52:05] Yeah, I can only rent 10 a month and like half the time you'll rent them and then it

[00:52:09] doesn't play and it's like, sorry, this isn't a video.

[00:52:11] You can only watch 10 a month.

[00:52:13] Yeah.

[00:52:14] Oh, I guess I happen to hit my limit.

[00:52:15] But I've used I've used it a couple of times.

[00:52:17] Yeah.

[00:52:18] I watched three days three days the condor last night.

[00:52:22] Yeah, you just need a library.

[00:52:23] You need a library.

[00:52:24] Oh shit.

[00:52:25] I got one.

[00:52:26] New York or New York.

[00:52:27] It can't be between the library.

[00:52:29] Yeah.

[00:52:30] They're different.

[00:52:31] The fun.

[00:52:32] Yeah.

[00:52:33] Are the different library systems.

[00:52:34] Yeah.

[00:52:35] Oh, we got some little dick shit right now.

[00:52:36] I think Brooklyn pro I think I probably do.

[00:52:38] Oh, really?

[00:52:39] Well, then I guess it works with that.

[00:52:40] I have a New York public library.

[00:52:41] I'm going to give it a shot.

[00:52:42] I'm going home.

[00:52:43] When I was a Manhattan.

[00:52:44] That's right.

[00:52:45] Mm hmm.

[00:52:46] Yeah.

[00:52:47] I watched three days of the condor last night.

[00:52:48] It's pretty cool movie.

[00:52:50] Yeah.

[00:52:51] Never seen it before.

[00:52:53] Oh, Robert Redford kidnapping a woman.

[00:52:55] Nice.

[00:52:56] Does he fuck her?

[00:52:57] They fuck.

[00:52:58] First night.

[00:52:59] First night of the kidnapping.

[00:53:00] I mean, he is handsomely.

[00:53:01] He's consent.

[00:53:02] He gets the consent.

[00:53:03] He does get consent.

[00:53:04] Probably because of the Stockholm syndrome.

[00:53:06] She's so scared.

[00:53:07] Well, one day Stockholm system can't really fucking kick in yet syndrome.

[00:53:14] It depends how sexy you are.

[00:53:17] Robert Redford is sexy.

[00:53:18] He's a sexy man.

[00:53:20] Yeah.

[00:53:21] Yeah.

[00:53:22] 70s Redford.

[00:53:23] Back in the day.

[00:53:24] Yeah.

[00:53:25] That's a good boy.

[00:53:26] Um, we're in a tweet blazer.

[00:53:28] Yes.

[00:53:29] Nice thing is that you're fucking you in a tweet blazer.

[00:53:31] It's like old people are so fucking ugly and disgusting that when you see a picture of

[00:53:35] them before they were old, they're like, wow, you were so handsome.

[00:53:38] And it's like, no, you just used to them being old and disgusting.

[00:53:40] No, Robert Redford was hot.

[00:53:42] Oh, yeah.

[00:53:43] I'm not talking about Robert Redford.

[00:53:44] He's the old man too.

[00:53:45] Yeah, that's true.

[00:53:46] Did you see all his lost?

[00:53:48] No.

[00:53:49] Replays the sailboat guy and was like fucking he gets like lost on the sailboat and then

[00:53:53] he just dies.

[00:53:54] It's two hours of him just dying and so.

[00:53:56] Whoa, that's fucked up.

[00:53:57] Oh, that's one of those kind of movies.

[00:53:58] Yeah, it's great.

[00:53:59] It's great.

[00:54:00] Does he remember shit or does it all take place on the boat?

[00:54:02] It's just him on the boat.

[00:54:03] Oh, so it's like a cat.

[00:54:04] There's no reminiscing.

[00:54:05] Yeah, the final scene is great.

[00:54:07] Oh, sweet.

[00:54:08] Because it's like he's tried to do everything and he maintains his cool and eventually he

[00:54:12] just dies but like, you know, it looks like he's being rescued, but it's just him dying.

[00:54:16] Do you ever see Captain Phillip?

[00:54:18] Spoiler.

[00:54:19] It did.

[00:54:20] That scene where he gets rescued and he realizes he's being that he's been rescued and he

[00:54:24] starts crying.

[00:54:25] I think it's really good acting.

[00:54:27] I don't like that.

[00:54:28] That's the consensus in the bad act.

[00:54:30] That's the consensus is that that the last scene is the only redeemable part of that.

[00:54:35] Get off my ship.

[00:54:36] Yeah, yeah.

[00:54:37] He's doing a Boston accent the whole time.

[00:54:39] I think it's just sick the way those Navy SEALs kill those black.

[00:54:42] Yeah, yeah.

[00:54:43] Those fucking Somali pirate that I was in the theater like, yeah, tier one.

[00:54:50] You're done.

[00:54:51] Tier one.

[00:54:52] Just brought in a zip lock bag filled of pollution.

[00:54:56] It's like a cold roll.

[00:55:00] The tier one, baby.

[00:55:03] Yeah.

[00:55:04] Right.

[00:55:05] I can't just flood the engine.

[00:55:10] My car is outside otherwise.

[00:55:11] Some guy came in the theater with a bunch of zip lock bags filled with pollution and

[00:55:16] he kept making a sound with his mouth while he did while he opened the bag.

[00:55:21] Black smoke in a two gallon zip.

[00:55:25] Those guys are the best.

[00:55:28] Cole rollers.

[00:55:29] Yeah, guys.

[00:55:30] That's just like my car does extra pollution.

[00:55:33] Don't tell me what to do.

[00:55:36] New York Times hackers in Iran and China have stepped up their attacks and US businesses

[00:55:39] and agencies.

[00:55:40] Experts say it's because of Trump.

[00:55:42] Well, yeah, probably because of the tariffs.

[00:55:46] It's because of Trump's fault.

[00:55:48] Well, Trump did the tariffs.

[00:55:49] Because Trump's a little weak motherfucker, dude.

[00:55:51] Well, don't side with the other country that's like trying to attack.

[00:55:54] I'm not siding with anyone, but it makes sense that they'd be not happy about tariffs.

[00:55:59] Oh, also, is anyone a fucking lawyer that can get me out of some traffic tickets?

[00:56:03] Or how do you get traffic?

[00:56:06] Just fucking driving moving violations.

[00:56:08] So moving violations.

[00:56:09] If anyone is a lawyer, please let me know.

[00:56:14] Texting and driving.

[00:56:15] I got caught fucking using GPS on my phone and they're like, sorry.

[00:56:19] Yeah, that happens all the time.

[00:56:20] It sucks.

[00:56:21] I literally wasn't texting a driver.

[00:56:22] You get like a little stand.

[00:56:23] I got a stand too.

[00:56:24] I was putting it in the fucking stand and the guy was like, sorry, I don't give a fuck.

[00:56:27] It's five points on your license.

[00:56:29] For texting and driving.

[00:56:30] It's crazy.

[00:56:31] I was literally using GPS.

[00:56:33] I actually don't text and drive.

[00:56:34] I'll use Siri.

[00:56:35] I'm one of those motherfuckers.

[00:56:37] And I got fucking.

[00:56:38] The cop said he said literally that he doesn't give a shit.

[00:56:41] He was like, oh, it was in your hand.

[00:56:43] I don't care you're using GPS.

[00:56:44] Fucking assholes.

[00:56:46] Yeah.

[00:56:47] How can you?

[00:56:48] And it's always, I got caught twice doing that.

[00:56:49] It's five points on your license.

[00:56:50] And then I got to, and then some guy, I think there's something wrong with my, I think there's

[00:56:56] something wrong with my insurance and it comes up as my license is expired, but it's not.

[00:57:02] I fucking did it.

[00:57:03] So yesterday I'm driving home and some guys like, he, before he says anything, he's like,

[00:57:07] is your license expired?

[00:57:08] Didn't ask.

[00:57:09] Didn't tell me what he was pulling me over for.

[00:57:11] And I was like, no, I have a fucking, no, it's not.

[00:57:14] And then he said I fucking ran a stop sign.

[00:57:17] It's fucking bull.

[00:57:19] And now if that ticket goes through, my shit will get suspended because texting and driving

[00:57:23] is five points, it's fucking bullshit.

[00:57:26] And it's just running a stop sign.

[00:57:27] I guess it's three or some shit.

[00:57:29] So yeah, I might be fucked.

[00:57:30] So if anybody wants to help me navigate our criminal justice system that's stacked against

[00:57:38] the Greek man, the straight white man straight, the straight white man, please let me know.

[00:57:44] I think cops didn't respect me because I don't have a tooth.

[00:57:47] I think that's ableism.

[00:57:50] Maybe I got a case, a civil right case.

[00:57:51] It's like me because I don't have a foreskin.

[00:57:54] Yep.

[00:57:55] That did help me out.

[00:57:56] I pulled my foreskin out.

[00:57:57] And there was like, oh, thank God.

[00:57:59] Yeah.

[00:58:00] Thank God.

[00:58:01] See, if anyone is a fucking lawyer, please, not a cop, a lawyer, please let me know because

[00:58:07] I might be fucked.

[00:58:08] My ass might be getting fucked.

[00:58:10] Yeah, they can, yeah, if you know a lawyer, they can like get it to reduce the parking

[00:58:16] tickets or whatever.

[00:58:17] Yeah.

[00:58:18] Yeah.

[00:58:19] Don't you know lawyers at him with the fuck?

[00:58:20] No, I know not like those kind of lawyers.

[00:58:23] What kind of lawyers, man?

[00:58:24] Just soft, palmed Jews.

[00:58:26] Don't they know anything about this?

[00:58:29] I read hundreds of kinds.

[00:58:31] My friend told me you may have some traffic tickets.

[00:58:34] Is this where the audition is?

[00:58:38] Lime.

[00:58:39] Fuck.

[00:58:40] Damn, looks like it's squaring up to be a nice day outside.

[00:58:45] Oh, no.

[00:58:46] Yeah.

[00:58:47] Might go to the park.

[00:58:48] Oh, boy.

[00:58:49] Yeah.

[00:58:50] I need to get my springs coming up.

[00:58:52] Spring is that we're.

[00:58:53] Pictures and catchers already reported, dude.

[00:58:56] We're like, really?

[00:58:57] They did.

[00:58:58] And everyone else.

[00:58:59] Baseball's the catcher.

[00:59:00] Yeah.

[00:59:01] I'm not the catcher.

[00:59:02] I do not catch.

[00:59:03] I don't pitch either.

[00:59:04] I'm doing neither of those things.

[00:59:07] Not doing whatever the straight thing is.

[00:59:12] I'm coaching the ball.

[00:59:14] I guess.

[00:59:15] I don't know.

[00:59:16] Hitting the ball would be like.

[00:59:18] I guess I'm selling beer.

[00:59:20] Receiving didn't stand.

[00:59:21] It's like you're defending the catchers asshole.

[00:59:24] Yeah.

[00:59:25] It's like hitting a man's penis with a baseball bat so he doesn't fuck your friends ass.

[00:59:28] That's what being in the batter is.

[00:59:30] And that's what I do for friendship.

[00:59:33] I defend people's asses with baseball bats.

[00:59:36] Yeah.

[00:59:37] From Cox flying at him.

[00:59:39] 98 miles an hour.

[00:59:41] Randy Johnson.

[00:59:42] You're the sore gen you're flexing my friends asshole.

[00:59:50] That when Randy Johnson killed the bird.

[00:59:51] It's still the coolest thing.

[00:59:53] It's a ball to ever happen in any sport.

[00:59:55] Yeah.

[00:59:56] Exploded that motherfucker.

[00:59:57] Yeah.

[00:59:58] So sick.

[00:59:59] He's throw so fast.

[01:00:00] He exploded a bird.

[01:00:01] So sick.

[01:00:02] Yeah.

[01:00:03] That should be a sport.

[01:00:04] Like I said.

[01:00:05] Bird exploding.

[01:00:06] Well, yeah.

[01:00:07] Throwing rocks at birds.

[01:00:08] Yeah.

[01:00:09] Like an Olympics.

[01:00:10] Imagine showing up to the Olympics being like, Oh, my bad.

[01:00:13] I thought this was a sport.

[01:00:15] Yeah.

[01:00:16] You're just in the parking lot.

[01:00:17] Just icing pigeons.

[01:00:18] The Chinese delegation is like, yeah.

[01:00:21] Yeah.

[01:00:22] Shine.

[01:00:23] China would absolutely be the best at that.

[01:00:24] But they're also blood doping too.

[01:00:26] Yeah.

[01:00:27] Yeah.

[01:00:28] They get disqualified.

[01:00:29] They keep eating the.

[01:00:30] Yeah.

[01:00:31] That is true.

[01:00:32] I bet you pigeons are high in protein.

[01:00:34] Yeah.

[01:00:35] They serve pigeon like French.

[01:00:36] That's really a Michael Rabbit posted of the Chinese woman in like fucking Columbus Park.

[01:00:41] Just like kidnapping.

[01:00:42] Oh, my God.

[01:00:45] That was fucking incredible.

[01:00:47] Yeah.

[01:00:48] She was being sneaky about that.

[01:00:50] Oh, yeah.

[01:00:51] Yeah.

[01:00:52] They know what's wrong.

[01:00:53] But I love Michael Rabbit for it because he just rides with the Jewish wager thing.

[01:00:56] Yeah.

[01:00:57] Yeah.

[01:00:58] He's like, it's such an embarrassing way to be.

[01:00:59] He's like, Michael, you're 60.

[01:01:00] He's like, yo, let's bring it back to the cool mo D.

[01:01:03] Yeah.

[01:01:04] He's like, what?

[01:01:06] The five pillars.

[01:01:07] Hey, pop.

[01:01:08] Yeah.

[01:01:09] He rocks.

[01:01:10] Yeah.

[01:01:11] Michael Rabbit for and bandmark.

[01:01:12] What are the, what are the five pillars?

[01:01:15] It's a MCing be boying, which is dancing graffiti.

[01:01:19] Mm hmm.

[01:01:20] This is like an original thought you had.

[01:01:25] What do you mean, original thought?

[01:01:26] This is something I came up with.

[01:01:27] Yeah.

[01:01:28] The fifth pillar of hip hop is knowledge.

[01:01:31] Mm hmm.

[01:01:32] What about?

[01:01:33] Which was developed by Africa, Bambata added it.

[01:01:37] Anyways, we should have to be back on the podcast.

[01:01:39] Yeah.

[01:01:40] To do his bit.

[01:01:41] Oh, right.

[01:01:42] Africa.

[01:01:43] Turn tableism, right?

[01:01:44] Yeah.

[01:01:45] Does he say turn tableism?

[01:01:47] Beat boxing.

[01:01:48] No, that's not one.

[01:01:51] But knowledge was developed by Africa, Bambata, who it recently came out.

[01:01:55] He's also one of the forefathers of hip hop recently came out.

[01:01:58] Raping children.

[01:01:59] Yes.

[01:02:00] The whole time.

[01:02:01] And then Nick is trying to make the P.D.

[01:02:03] Yeah.

[01:02:04] P.D.

[01:02:05] was like verbatim making fun of an older guy hanging out being like, wait, all right,

[01:02:09] to our faces like maybe I think I wasn't on it.

[01:02:12] It wasn't on the show.

[01:02:14] This was something P.D. said to us.

[01:02:15] Oh, that's right.

[01:02:16] And then maybe we had him on and had him repeated.

[01:02:17] I don't know.

[01:02:18] No, I know.

[01:02:19] It's just very funny.

[01:02:20] We were like, yeah, I think we're outside.

[01:02:21] I remember when it was we were making fun of a particular guy.

[01:02:26] And yeah, P.D.

[01:02:27] was like, yeah, you always see those old guys that are like, yeah, listen up.

[01:02:31] Listen up, playboy.

[01:02:32] And seeing turntableism.

[01:02:33] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:02:34] Turn tableism thinking about petting saying it is so much funnier than Adam's.

[01:02:41] Yeah, yeah, then Adam repeating it without when did he say it?

[01:02:44] Come on.

[01:02:45] No, he did.

[01:02:46] He did.

[01:02:47] Tell me what he said.

[01:02:48] I mean, you just said I remember exactly.

[01:02:49] And now I was like, no, I remember saying it with you when we were making fun of one particular

[01:02:53] old Jewish wigger to yeah, with he was there.

[01:02:59] P.D. saying I can imagine so crisply turntableism coming out of P.D.'s mouth.

[01:03:04] Yeah, there's no way.

[01:03:05] Turntableism be boy.

[01:03:07] You're forgetting about people.

[01:03:08] Yeah, no, he's like, he's like, the movie he goes, all right, listen up.

[01:03:11] There five pillars hip hop because graffiti.

[01:03:13] Yes, yes, yes.

[01:03:15] No, I 100% remember this happening.

[01:03:19] Was it at the creek even?

[01:03:20] I don't know.

[01:03:21] But it was definitely P.D.

[01:03:22] The fucking city.

[01:03:23] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:03:24] The five pillars hip hop thing and specifically making fun of like older Jewish wiggers.

[01:03:27] So I believe we were.

[01:03:30] Look, if you if you I'm past the point now where I would like call you out if you would

[01:03:34] like stolen this from TV or like an established comic, but P.D. is like our friend.

[01:03:40] Our friend deserves more respect.

[01:03:43] I'll take it right now.

[01:03:44] Do his fucking bits on the show.

[01:03:46] I'm sure it's not a member.

[01:03:47] He doesn't give a fuck, but it is.

[01:03:49] I agree with Nick.

[01:03:51] We should have P.D. back on.

[01:03:52] Yeah, we should.

[01:03:53] I'm texting him right now.

[01:03:54] Don't.

[01:03:55] Why?

[01:03:56] What is this display?

[01:03:57] Oh, because I think you yeah.

[01:04:00] Hello, P.D.

[01:04:01] This is your friend to Adam.

[01:04:02] I'm just wondering when you explain the five pillars of hip hop to us.

[01:04:07] It was a special evening.

[01:04:09] Oh, fuck.

[01:04:11] What should I have for dinner later?

[01:04:14] I'm trying to keep it clean.

[01:04:16] Eric B.

[01:04:17] Rock him.

[01:04:18] I'm going to go to Costco by some fucking eggs and greens.

[01:04:20] Yeah, I should eat some before heading to the Los G mass.

[01:04:24] Is that what it is in Spanish?

[01:04:26] Mm hmm.

[01:04:27] Him nacio.

[01:04:28] Him nacio.

[01:04:29] Is it him nacio?

[01:04:30] I think it is.

[01:04:31] I love that.

[01:04:32] The gymnasium.

[01:04:33] She ran me.

[01:04:34] Him nacio.

[01:04:35] Him nacio.

[01:04:36] I was down stairs.

[01:04:38] Another thing the Mexicans have stolen from the great.

[01:04:40] It's true.

[01:04:42] The Greeks came up with the gym and Casa Fresco.

[01:04:45] No, they got Casa Fresco.

[01:04:47] That's all them.

[01:04:48] The Greek Casa dia.

[01:04:50] We don't have Casa dias.

[01:04:51] We don't really melt cheese in our culture.

[01:04:54] Yeah.

[01:04:55] We don't.

[01:04:56] What do you do?

[01:04:57] Fuck it.

[01:04:58] No.

[01:04:59] What do you guys do?

[01:05:00] Shut up.

[01:05:01] Shut the fuck up.

[01:05:02] Yeah, you ever have that up.

[01:05:03] Shut up.

[01:05:04] You fuck.

[01:05:05] I forget what it's called, but it's like juiced.

[01:05:08] It's like scandinavian cheese bread.

[01:05:11] It's similar to halloumi.

[01:05:12] Let me see if I can find it.

[01:05:14] Calloumi, you fucking grill me.

[01:05:16] Yeah, yeah.

[01:05:17] Right.

[01:05:18] This should be fried.

[01:05:19] It's like, it's like, I'm not here.

[01:05:20] It's that fried on fire cheese.

[01:05:21] You ever had that shit?

[01:05:22] Yeah, we had in Melbourne.

[01:05:23] Yes.

[01:05:24] Yes.

[01:05:25] The restaurant was so good.

[01:05:26] Yeah, really good.

[01:05:27] Shut up.

[01:05:28] The Palakites.

[01:05:29] Yeah.

[01:05:30] No joke.

[01:05:31] The best Greek food I've had outside of Greece, better than, and I live in a story.

[01:05:33] I love it.

[01:05:34] I ride for it.

[01:05:35] Melbourne fucking was better.

[01:05:38] Shouts out to selectites.

[01:05:39] Go go.

[01:05:40] If you live in Melbourne, go have Greek food there.

[01:05:44] What do we want?

[01:05:45] Petey just texted me.

[01:05:46] He said he didn't say it.

[01:05:48] He did.

[01:05:49] He just doesn't remember, dude.

[01:05:51] He doesn't give a fuck.

[01:05:52] Yeah.

[01:05:53] He's the kind of guy you like is so funny, consistently comes up with things.

[01:05:55] This shit, Leba Giusto, bread cheese.

[01:05:58] I've never finished squeaky cheese.

[01:06:00] No.

[01:06:01] It's, I don't know, traditionally made from a cow's bee sting.

[01:06:05] What does that mean?

[01:06:06] I don't know.

[01:06:07] They mean literally bee sting?

[01:06:08] Yeah.

[01:06:09] Bovine colostrum and sprayed colostrum.

[01:06:12] The first milk is the first one we've milk produced by the mammary glands of mammals.

[01:06:17] Oh, they're like fresh titty milk.

[01:06:19] Fresh titty milk.

[01:06:22] Rich milk from a cow that has recently had.

[01:06:25] It's reindeer.

[01:06:26] Even goat milk can be used.

[01:06:27] Okay.

[01:06:28] Damn.

[01:06:29] I'm trying to drink reindeer milk.

[01:06:30] We go grow those antlers.

[01:06:31] I get some reindeer pudding.

[01:06:33] Yeah.

[01:06:34] Yeah.

[01:06:35] And then drink its milk after you impregnate it.

[01:06:36] Yeah.

[01:06:37] Man, I want those antlers so bad.

[01:06:38] I guess now I understand that like the depression after watching Avatar is the depression I felt

[01:06:44] after imagining.

[01:06:45] There was a movie about guys with antlers.

[01:06:47] Imagining a version of me living in the woods with antlers.

[01:06:50] Yup.

[01:06:51] Eating berries.

[01:06:52] I watched that Pine Barren's episode of Superanos again the other day.

[01:06:54] It's like, fuck it.

[01:06:55] I'm going to eat these berries.

[01:06:57] Yeah.

[01:06:58] Yeah.

[01:06:59] Those fucking wops.

[01:07:00] They were like seven hours.

[01:07:01] And they're like, fuck it.

[01:07:03] I'm going to eat these berries.

[01:07:07] The fucking poisonous.

[01:07:09] I don't give a shit.

[01:07:10] At least I'm not going to die hungry.

[01:07:13] And I'm fucking like Tony hasn't got to find them and Bobby shows up wearing that wearing

[01:07:21] like full camo.

[01:07:23] That's right.

[01:07:24] Yeah.

[01:07:25] Well, he's a hunter.

[01:07:26] Yeah, Bobby is a hunter.

[01:07:28] Yeah.

[01:07:29] When Bobby Bock will ever kill anybody.

[01:07:31] He does.

[01:07:32] In that episode after they get in a fight at the lake house, he makes Bobby pop his cherry

[01:07:37] as like a means of retribution for kicking Tony's ass.

[01:07:40] Wow.

[01:07:41] Yeah.

[01:07:42] They get in that fight when they're drunk.

[01:07:43] What do you think?

[01:07:44] He's so up until they're the boardwalk and he's like, oh, that's my wife.

[01:07:48] That's right.

[01:07:49] It's like, Jane is sucking the car.

[01:07:51] Yeah.

[01:07:52] I'm on the board.

[01:07:53] Yeah.

[01:07:54] Jane is sucking some car.

[01:07:55] Yeah.

[01:07:56] That's the mother of my children.

[01:07:58] Yeah.

[01:07:59] Yeah.

[01:08:00] And then he makes them go to Montreal to kill that to kill some like guy that's late on

[01:08:04] his child's sport because they're like doing a drug deal.

[01:08:07] Montreal.

[01:08:08] Yeah.

[01:08:09] Anyways, this Leepa juice.

[01:08:10] So shit is fucking good.

[01:08:11] Where'd you have it?

[01:08:12] They sell it at like Whole Foods or like, oh, okay, you got like a wine and cheese shop

[01:08:16] of like found in those places.

[01:08:18] Okay.

[01:08:19] Yeah, you cut it like in the basically like saltine sized slices and then you fried in

[01:08:25] a pan.

[01:08:26] Okay.

[01:08:27] You serve it with like raspberry preserves.

[01:08:28] That sounds fucking good.

[01:08:29] That sounds good.

[01:08:30] It's good as shit.

[01:08:31] It tastes like a bit like a like a very rich buttermilk pancake.

[01:08:34] Oh, fuck.

[01:08:36] But now you're speaking my language.

[01:08:37] Yeah, it's somewhere in between cheese and like buttermilk pancake.

[01:08:40] That's great.

[01:08:41] Is it salty?

[01:08:42] It's a little bit salty, sweet.

[01:08:43] Yeah.

[01:08:44] When's the last time you guys had breakfast for dinner?

[01:08:48] All the time.

[01:08:49] Really?

[01:08:50] It makes eggs sometimes.

[01:08:51] You can stop actually have the same diet.

[01:08:52] I just have a better metabolism.

[01:08:54] On account of being athletic.

[01:08:56] You make omelet for dinner?

[01:08:57] All the time.

[01:08:58] So nice.

[01:08:59] I'm an actually better athlete.

[01:09:00] But I have a worse metabolism.

[01:09:02] But actually I'm more quick twitch.

[01:09:05] That's why I used to be more nest quick muscle.

[01:09:10] I was like, oh, fuck you.

[01:09:12] How's that for quick twitch?

[01:09:13] Yeah, your brain is better.

[01:09:15] But my beautiful body.

[01:09:16] The brain is a muscle.

[01:09:17] No, it's not.

[01:09:18] Yeah, it is.

[01:09:19] It's an organ.

[01:09:20] Everything is a muscle.

[01:09:21] No.

[01:09:22] No it isn't.

[01:09:23] I have no bones.

[01:09:24] What did you say Adam?

[01:09:29] That's more than like eating ice cream for dinner.

[01:09:33] When I was a kid, I was like, I'm going to have fucking pancakes and eggs for dinner

[01:09:36] every night.

[01:09:38] We've made Adam's special dinner again.

[01:09:41] Just for him.

[01:09:42] The special boy.

[01:09:43] I never got a choice.

[01:09:44] Who gets a special dinner?

[01:09:46] I never got a choice.

[01:09:47] Good night.

[01:09:48] Bless you.

[01:09:49] God bless you.

[01:09:50] God bless you.

[01:09:51] God bless you.

[01:09:52] God bless you.

[01:09:53] God bless you everybody.

[01:09:56] Having eggs though as a kid just means you're poor for dinner.

[01:10:02] Or your parents are like like full.

[01:10:04] Yeah, because both ways.

[01:10:06] Yeah.

[01:10:07] Or you go to iHop and you can have breakfast for dinner.

[01:10:10] We almost never went to iHop.

[01:10:12] Yeah, I didn't.

[01:10:13] First I went to iHop.

[01:10:14] I think I was like 19 years old.

[01:10:15] Yeah, exactly.

[01:10:16] I was like, I love this lifestyle.

[01:10:20] Yeah, right.

[01:10:21] Just go to an open mic and you know, be like, yeah, why are there two G's in the N word?

[01:10:26] And my other like white male friends laugh.

[01:10:29] Yeah, we would go to iHop and be like, we're going to make it.

[01:10:32] Yeah, yeah.

[01:10:33] We're all going to make it.

[01:10:34] So yes, can I get the banana French toast supreme, which I've earned by being a comedian.

[01:10:40] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:10:42] I was going to high school like we'd get high and stuff and go iHop.

[01:10:47] That was like the movie.

[01:10:48] Damn nice dude.

[01:10:49] You guys.

[01:10:50] That's so cool.

[01:10:51] We'd smoke reefer.

[01:10:52] Yeah, are you serious?

[01:10:53] We'd smoke bong and then go.

[01:10:54] Oh, I guess so hot.

[01:10:55] We'd rip bong.

[01:10:56] Damn, you go.

[01:10:57] And then we'd ask girls if they wanted to do shotguns and they'd say no.

[01:11:01] Yeah.

[01:11:02] So you did it with each other.

[01:11:03] So we did it with each other.

[01:11:04] In the tank case, don't we?

[01:11:05] We used to go out into the middle of the desert in place.

[01:11:08] Vegas style, baby.

[01:11:09] That's that I was actually cool.

[01:11:10] I was obsessed with the desert when I was a little kid.

[01:11:17] Really?

[01:11:18] Yeah, I always imagined that I would move to Nevada.

[01:11:22] I was like one.

[01:11:23] Yeah, I was just obsessed with the desert.

[01:11:25] I was always worried about mirages because cartoons.

[01:11:28] Yeah, quicksand and mirages.

[01:11:30] Quicksand.

[01:11:31] I was worried that I was just.

[01:11:32] No, I thought they kept aliens out there.

[01:11:34] I was like, I thought the desert was awesome.

[01:11:36] We used to do that all the time because Vegas is close to area 51.

[01:11:39] So we'd like all like make up that we saw you.

[01:11:42] Dude, I saw a fucking UFO.

[01:11:44] It was probably from area 51.

[01:11:47] That was crazy.

[01:11:48] That was all like one plane, like one test plane.

[01:11:51] Yeah, whatever led up to the SR 71.

[01:11:53] They would just test that plane and be like, oh, that's aliens.

[01:11:56] Yeah.

[01:11:57] And they could just say it is, man.

[01:11:59] What?

[01:12:00] They did the government.

[01:12:01] You didn't say that?

[01:12:02] I mean, years later, but like it was like a military secret.

[01:12:05] Fucking cheap.

[01:12:06] She's fine playing.

[01:12:07] Mm hmm.

[01:12:08] You motherfuckers believe that shit, huh?

[01:12:10] One plane, huh?

[01:12:12] How many planes?

[01:12:13] How many planes?

[01:12:14] Fucking aliens, bro.

[01:12:16] Yeah, they have like a Navee in some kind of like one of those like big, liquid steaks.

[01:12:22] Yes, exactly.

[01:12:23] And they're like, their anatomy is very similar to ours.

[01:12:27] But if you look closely, it looks like it's penis has been sucked off.

[01:12:31] And there's actually mustache hairs around.

[01:12:34] There's terrible smelling mustache hairs.

[01:12:37] And it looks like the sleeves from a Judas Priest T-shirt.

[01:12:41] I've been shoved in a tas.

[01:12:48] Jam that it was as probably quickly removed in an active passionate gay space.

[01:12:55] It's not technically gay.

[01:12:57] And he impides up after that.

[01:12:59] How does man get in here?

[01:13:02] Hey, no, I'm just saying.

[01:13:06] It's, you know, it's not gay.

[01:13:09] What are you doing later?

[01:13:12] I'm just kidding you fucking asshole.

[01:13:16] I'm just fucking kidding ass.

[01:13:25] Yeah, things have been really bad lately.

[01:13:32] I'm just fucking loving it.

[01:13:37] Yeah, he's great.

[01:13:39] He fucking rules.

[01:13:40] Come see us just somehow 80 light years away.

[01:13:45] Yep.

[01:13:46] His thirst for long ass blue cock is that severe.

[01:13:49] Right.

[01:13:50] It's never been explained how he got out there.

[01:13:52] Yeah.

[01:13:53] And I never want to know either.

[01:13:55] Yeah.

[01:13:56] Could you breathe on that planet?

[01:13:58] They have little things.

[01:13:59] I don't remember.

[01:14:00] I think the whole point of the avatars is they put your brain in one of those creatures.

[01:14:03] Yeah, yeah.

[01:14:04] It's like an avatar.

[01:14:06] Yeah, but is that just because it's cool to have one of those big ass bodies or because

[01:14:12] of the human, I think you actually can't exist on that planet.

[01:14:16] Because don't they come through with like machine guns and space guns and shit?

[01:14:21] I never saw.

[01:14:22] Turns out I got H.I. Navey.

[01:14:24] Does anybody else have that?

[01:14:27] That's good.

[01:14:28] Yeah, who's going to another planet to have gay sex?

[01:14:32] We're my Buzz Light Quirzack.

[01:14:36] We're my Buzz Light Quirzack.

[01:14:43] Fuck.

[01:14:44] Salute to gay-assie it.

[01:14:46] Gay-ass-

[01:14:48] The famous Elton John song gay astronaut.

[01:14:51] Yeah.

[01:14:52] I'm a gay guy.

[01:14:54] I'm going to space to have gay sex.

[01:14:59] I'm a gay-ass man.

[01:15:02] Gay-ass man.

[01:15:04] I saw Cockett man.

[01:15:06] I saw Cockett man.

[01:15:08] Sucking on a dick because I'm gay.

[01:15:11] Yes, if you want to see gay Ian and Delaware with me, two more Friday, come suck this dick.

[01:15:22] Fuck.

[01:15:24] Should I buy an elliptical for my home?

[01:15:27] Where are you going to put it?

[01:15:29] I don't know.

[01:15:30] My room.

[01:15:31] How are you going to fit an elliptical in your room?

[01:15:33] I'm going to turn into a home gym, dude.

[01:15:36] I'm telling you Bowflex, dude.

[01:15:38] Should I get a Bowflex?

[01:15:39] Yeah.

[01:15:40] Get a huge Bowflex that like just breaks through the walls anytime you flex it.

[01:15:46] Yeah.

[01:15:47] Make a couple of adjustments.

[01:15:49] I'm double-strong.

[01:15:50] I'm lifting the weights and I'm busting the walls.

[01:15:53] They still sell the Bowflex?

[01:15:55] I'm sure they do.

[01:15:56] Do you remember the Chuck Norris total gym?

[01:15:58] Yeah.

[01:15:59] Yes.

[01:16:00] There was one ad for the total gym that had like I think Wesley Snipes.

[01:16:02] I was like as soon as I got the total gym, I threw out all my exercise equipment.

[01:16:06] It's like you're lying.

[01:16:08] Just millions of dollars.

[01:16:09] Yeah.

[01:16:10] I had a home gym.

[01:16:11] Yeah.

[01:16:12] I had to truck it.

[01:16:13] I threw it out.

[01:16:14] Yeah.

[01:16:15] Dude, I would love.

[01:16:16] Have you ever seen Mark Wahlberg's home gym?

[01:16:18] Mm-hmm.

[01:16:19] Insane.

[01:16:20] I believe it.

[01:16:21] Yeah.

[01:16:22] There's like a whole boxing ring in there.

[01:16:23] God damn.

[01:16:24] Where's it in his garage or something?

[01:16:25] No, it's in like a whole fucking chair that has probably house.

[01:16:28] Oh, yeah.

[01:16:29] He's very rich.

[01:16:30] He's on a scratch up that speaker cap.

[01:16:32] I'm scratching.

[01:16:33] You love scratching.

[01:16:34] It's part of your feline nature.

[01:16:36] You know I'm a dog.

[01:16:38] You're not a dog.

[01:16:39] No, you're not, dude.

[01:16:40] You're absolutely.

[01:16:41] You're like a ferret, honestly.

[01:16:42] Yeah, kind of.

[01:16:43] You're more like a hairless cat.

[01:16:44] Hairless cat.

[01:16:45] Yeah.

[01:16:46] That's true.

[01:16:47] It's still just like coughing all the time.

[01:16:49] There's nothing to spit up even.

[01:16:53] It just likes making the noise.

[01:16:55] Yeah, that's true.

[01:16:57] That is what you are.

[01:16:58] Yeah.

[01:16:59] No, man.

[01:17:00] I'm a dolphin.

[01:17:01] That must suck.

[01:17:02] Sounds like a morbidly obese iguana.

[01:17:03] No, I'm a fucking bulldog, dude.

[01:17:05] No, you have no bulldog.

[01:17:07] I'm with that little bulldog.

[01:17:08] You're not resilient.

[01:17:09] I am resilient.

[01:17:10] No, you're not.

[01:17:11] Bulldogs.

[01:17:12] Bulldogs don't need like constant luxury and comfort.

[01:17:14] They don't need it, but they like it.

[01:17:16] No, they're just like.

[01:17:17] What about the French kind, dude?

[01:17:18] They're work horses.

[01:17:19] I am a work horse.

[01:17:20] You were absolutely not a 100% by any means.

[01:17:23] You're a pug, if anything.

[01:17:24] No, I'm a bulldog.

[01:17:25] No, you're way more of a pug than a bulldog.

[01:17:27] Whatever, dude.

[01:17:28] You're putting problems.

[01:17:30] Yeah.

[01:17:31] You were a bulldog.

[01:17:32] You were a fucking, like, an atrocity in terms of genetic engineering.

[01:17:37] But I'm cute.

[01:17:38] So are bulldogs.

[01:17:39] So are bulldogs.

[01:17:40] Thank you.

[01:17:41] No, bulldogs actually used to fight bulls.

[01:17:42] They used to.

[01:17:43] But they're from now.

[01:17:44] They're like, they're not.

[01:17:45] They can still do.

[01:17:46] I watch the bulldog.

[01:17:47] They're joined.

[01:17:48] Don't get hit by a fucking F-150 doing 35 and it was fine.

[01:17:52] Like they're not there.

[01:17:53] You did?

[01:17:54] Yeah.

[01:17:55] When?

[01:17:56] One of my neighbors.

[01:17:57] Hang it out.

[01:17:58] We were hanging out on the porch.

[01:17:59] They had this little bulldog and it got fucking creamed by a car.

[01:18:00] That's what I am.

[01:18:01] No, you heard yourself walking.

[01:18:02] And you're a hedonist.

[01:18:03] No, I'm a little.

[01:18:04] I'm a little French poodle, dude.

[01:18:06] No.

[01:18:07] Yes, you are.

[01:18:08] Adam is a hairless cat.

[01:18:09] You're a pug.

[01:18:10] I am a man with antlers.

[01:18:11] No, you're a French poodle.

[01:18:12] I'm a different.

[01:18:13] What's a gay little poodle?

[01:18:14] I'm a little Italian Greyhound.

[01:18:16] That's what you are.

[01:18:17] Fast, fastest dog in the world.

[01:18:18] The Italian Greyhound?

[01:18:19] All muscle, dude.

[01:18:20] No, that's a little gay dog.

[01:18:21] Nailed it.

[01:18:22] You're right, dude.

[01:18:23] I'm whipping.

[01:18:24] No, no, it's too skinny.

[01:18:25] That's what I am, actually.

[01:18:26] No, you're not.

[01:18:27] You're a hairless cat.

[01:18:28] We finished you all.

[01:18:29] I'm not a hairless cat.

[01:18:30] You fucking dumb bitch.

[01:18:31] You are not a dog, even.

[01:18:32] I'm a damn bulldog.

[01:18:33] You're a pug.

[01:18:34] I'm a whipping.

[01:18:35] I'm a whipping with that disease where they get too strong.

[01:18:38] No, that's not a real disease.

[01:18:40] I have it.

[01:18:41] No.

[01:18:42] Yes.

[01:18:43] I'm a Rhodesian Ridgeback because I'm from Southern Africa.

[01:18:47] You're not from there, man.

[01:18:48] You're not from there.

[01:18:50] Not a toy poodle.

[01:18:51] I'm not a poodle.

[01:18:53] You are a poodle.

[01:18:54] I'm absolutely not a poodle.

[01:18:55] Yes, you are, dude.

[01:18:56] Because poodles are gay but smart.

[01:18:58] Yeah, that's true.

[01:18:59] I'm giving you a compliment.

[01:19:00] I'm giving you a compliment.

[01:19:01] Yeah, fucking.

[01:19:02] It's a compliment.

[01:19:03] It's a nice ride.

[01:19:04] It's a nice ride dipshit.

[01:19:05] Just take the compliment, bro.

[01:19:08] Yeah.

[01:19:09] That is true.

[01:19:10] We've talked about this before.

[01:19:11] Here's me.

[01:19:12] No chance.

[01:19:13] That's made the perfect way.

[01:19:15] How are you going to say that I am not a bulldog?

[01:19:18] Oh, I think I'm actually a beagle.

[01:19:20] Come on, man.

[01:19:21] I'm a beagle because I know I give shortened versions.

[01:19:25] Me again.

[01:19:26] That's me.

[01:19:27] That is so not you.

[01:19:28] I was never going to talk be less you than that.

[01:19:31] That was absolutely me.

[01:19:34] I am.

[01:19:35] I'm a beagle.

[01:19:36] That's me on my way to work.

[01:19:39] No.

[01:19:40] Dude, this is me if I've ever seen me.

[01:19:43] That's not you.

[01:19:44] Come on, you hater.

[01:19:45] That's absolutely not you.

[01:19:47] Bulldogs are weak and they die young.

[01:19:49] I think that's actually like stop.

[01:19:50] They like die like six.

[01:19:52] Yeah, dude.

[01:19:53] That's me.

[01:19:54] That's me.

[01:19:55] That's me.

[01:19:56] That's me.

[01:19:57] Let me see.

[01:19:58] No, that's not you.

[01:19:59] That's a different kind of fat guy.

[01:20:00] You're a fatter version of the men in black club.

[01:20:03] Here comes, yeah.

[01:20:04] Here comes soft.

[01:20:05] No.

[01:20:06] There he is.

[01:20:07] That guy is cool, but that's not me.

[01:20:09] That's absolutely you.

[01:20:10] This is a big fat pug.

[01:20:12] I'm a fucking bird at penis.

[01:20:15] And my penis is not inverted.

[01:20:16] Here's stop again trying to figure out how to sit on the couch.

[01:20:21] You can't do that.

[01:20:22] Hey, that's pretty good.

[01:20:24] I'm not mad at them, honestly, but this is not me.

[01:20:27] Literally your posture right now.

[01:20:29] Look at this.

[01:20:30] He's trying to say that's not him.

[01:20:32] It's not me.

[01:20:33] I'm a bigger dog than that, dude.

[01:20:35] No.

[01:20:36] Look, I got nothing against the proud pug race of dog.

[01:20:40] They're morbidly obese pug.

[01:20:41] But I am a...

[01:20:42] That guy's cutest, you know?

[01:20:44] That is usually they're pretty ugly, but that is an adorable pug.

[01:20:47] You know what Nick is?

[01:20:48] A peacock.

[01:20:49] No.

[01:20:50] I don't mind being a peacock.

[01:20:52] Yeah.

[01:20:53] They're a good gesture.

[01:20:54] You're a bird.

[01:20:55] Ever doing birds now?

[01:20:56] You're flashy.

[01:20:57] Okay.

[01:20:58] And then...

[01:20:59] You can't even fly.

[01:21:00] And now we're in the bird category.

[01:21:01] Can peacocks fly?

[01:21:02] Yeah, they can.

[01:21:03] I'll pick which one you are in a second after I figure out how to fly.

[01:21:06] There are plenty of Jewish looking birds.

[01:21:08] Yeah, that's not going to be a challenge.

[01:21:09] They're the most Jewish looking animals.

[01:21:10] The stove is literally none of the birds.

[01:21:13] Maybe a chicken.

[01:21:14] No, I'm chicken.

[01:21:15] The stove is a factory farm chicken.

[01:21:17] Shitting out eggs all day.

[01:21:21] It's beak.

[01:21:22] No, that's a remove.

[01:21:23] That's a remove by the KFC.

[01:21:24] Yeah, he's a woman.

[01:21:25] His beak fell out and eating his own wig.

[01:21:27] Oh, damn.

[01:21:28] I would like to eat my own wing.

[01:21:30] Yeah.

[01:21:31] Damn.

[01:21:32] Chicken wings are delicious.

[01:21:33] Fat chicken.

[01:21:34] Yeah.

[01:21:35] Yeah, these are both.

[01:21:40] These are both stopped right there.

[01:21:42] Damn, that's stopped.

[01:21:43] That's you.

[01:21:44] What kind of bird is that?

[01:21:46] I guess maybe like a hairless owl.

[01:21:50] The birds have owls.

[01:21:51] Ooh, owls good.

[01:21:52] Owls.

[01:21:53] I'm an owl.

[01:21:54] I'm a great horned owl.

[01:21:55] You're an owl.

[01:21:56] You're an owl.

[01:21:57] You're not an owl.

[01:21:58] I'm a great horned owl.

[01:21:59] As long as we're doing birds, I already decided.

[01:22:01] No, you're a peacock.

[01:22:03] And you walk in the room.

[01:22:04] You're like, look at me.

[01:22:06] Look at these feathers.

[01:22:07] Yeah.

[01:22:08] You're gay.

[01:22:09] You have feathers.

[01:22:10] They make cool noises.

[01:22:12] Peacocks?

[01:22:13] Yeah.

[01:22:14] Have you ever seen one in person?

[01:22:15] They're terrifying.

[01:22:16] Yeah.

[01:22:17] They're so weird.

[01:22:18] They're all over fucking Los Angeles.

[01:22:20] They're all over Ela.

[01:22:22] They're all over Ela.

[01:22:24] Here's me also.

[01:22:25] You are a monkey.

[01:22:26] Yeah, this hairless chimp.

[01:22:30] I get to be that guy too.

[01:22:32] Damn dude.

[01:22:33] Yeah.

[01:22:34] Look at that definition.

[01:22:35] I know.

[01:22:36] They're so ripped.

[01:22:37] I'm a fucking ostrich actually.

[01:22:41] Yeah.

[01:22:42] Are we doing types of monkeys?

[01:22:45] I'm cool fat.

[01:22:49] The morbidly.

[01:22:50] Oh, I love that guy.

[01:22:51] That's an awesome monkey.

[01:22:53] I am him.

[01:22:54] Not I'll show you exactly who you are dude.

[01:22:56] I'm a.

[01:22:57] I'm a.

[01:22:58] I'm a.

[01:22:59] I'm a fucking ostrich actually.

[01:23:02] Yeah.

[01:23:03] This is such good podcast content.

[01:23:08] I think a picture is like this is you.

[01:23:14] This is stuff.

[01:23:17] Damn, he's so fat.

[01:23:19] Let me see.

[01:23:20] He's a fatterang.

[01:23:21] No man.

[01:23:22] That's not me.

[01:23:23] He's got nuts on his forehead.

[01:23:24] He's just confused.

[01:23:25] What the fuck is that thing?

[01:23:27] It's you.

[01:23:28] It's just ugly.

[01:23:29] It's just like an Irish ape I guess.

[01:23:32] He's a nixa boo boo.

[01:23:34] I'm not a boo boo.

[01:23:35] Yeah, you are.

[01:23:36] You fling your shit at people.

[01:23:38] Yeah.

[01:23:39] You're a little red ass.

[01:23:40] You're very rude.

[01:23:41] Yeah, yeah.

[01:23:42] Slap car doors and some people are inside.

[01:23:44] Yeah.

[01:23:45] Yeah.

[01:23:46] Are they?

[01:23:47] Oh, yeah.

[01:23:48] Yeah, they're fucking man.

[01:23:49] No.

[01:23:50] Here's stuff again.

[01:23:51] I don't know why this is.

[01:23:52] What is that thing?

[01:23:53] They're from Star Wars?

[01:23:54] Yeah.

[01:23:55] It's the guy that plays keyboards and job is banned.

[01:23:57] I love that it's like.

[01:24:01] A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

[01:24:04] Listen to jazz.

[01:24:05] And then like job of the HUD basically has his own Rupert Pupkin late night show.

[01:24:10] He does.

[01:24:11] Yeah, you're right.

[01:24:13] He's just like doing bits.

[01:24:15] Yeah, yeah.

[01:24:16] He's just doing his monologue.

[01:24:17] My first guest is.

[01:24:19] Oh, man.

[01:24:25] Yeah, that blue guy is Kevin Ubanks.

[01:24:27] Layla is Andy Richter.

[01:24:29] Shout out to Kevin Ubanks again.

[01:24:32] Was he ever in a band?

[01:24:34] Yes, he was.

[01:24:35] What band?

[01:24:36] He was in the Beatles.

[01:24:38] No.

[01:24:39] Yes, he was.

[01:24:40] Shut up.

[01:24:41] I know he's done his own stuff.

[01:24:42] The Beatles stole everything from a black man.

[01:24:44] Kevin Ubanks banned.

[01:24:46] Here's that movie coming out.

[01:24:48] He was a brother's dude.

[01:24:49] Yeah, an Indian guy.

[01:24:50] Yeah, it's like what if everyone in the world forgot who the Beatles were and then some

[01:24:53] guy just gets to write all their songs.

[01:24:55] That's a movie?

[01:24:56] Yeah.

[01:24:57] Who's idea was that?

[01:24:59] I don't know.

[01:25:00] It's not a bad idea.

[01:25:01] That everyone forgets the Beatles.

[01:25:03] Yeah, everyone forgets the Beatles and then one Indian guy is like, I've written all of

[01:25:06] their songs.

[01:25:07] And then he gets famous.

[01:25:08] It's not like that at all.

[01:25:10] Well, I mean, yeah, he doesn't talk like that, but he looks like that and it's a podcast.

[01:25:14] Yeah, you're right.

[01:25:15] What am I supposed to do?

[01:25:17] I'm trying to help the people at home.

[01:25:19] You're right.

[01:25:20] Like you're a stav again.

[01:25:21] Well, I think that's cool looking.

[01:25:23] I like him.

[01:25:24] It's just this is just, oh man, look at this.

[01:25:28] That's eldest.

[01:25:30] Droopy McCool.

[01:25:32] I've never even seen this Star Wars character.

[01:25:35] He's like a dick and a pussy.

[01:25:38] Yeah, but he's morbidly obese and he wears shorts.

[01:25:41] Yeah, why is he even clothed?

[01:25:43] He's playing clarinet.

[01:25:46] He's playing clarinet.

[01:25:47] Yeah.

[01:25:48] Did you know that Kevin Ubank's started Rutgers University?

[01:25:52] Damn.

[01:25:53] And also the...

[01:25:54] Shout out to the Garden State.

[01:25:55] The band.

[01:25:56] School of Fine Arts in Canada.

[01:25:58] The badass motherfucker.

[01:26:00] Mm-hmm.

[01:26:01] I think he just released his own albums.

[01:26:06] Kevin Ubank's?

[01:26:07] Yeah, he's never in a band.

[01:26:09] How about Kevin YouTube?

[01:26:11] Okay.

[01:26:12] Mm-hmm.

[01:26:13] Thanks.

[01:26:14] His first album, Guitarist, was released in 1983.

[01:26:20] Right.

[01:26:21] I'm gonna say I'm sick of Abe for a...

[01:26:23] I know.

[01:26:24] I'm gonna fucking pull that up.

[01:26:27] Yeah.

[01:26:28] What is this movie?

[01:26:29] So it's a guy, he's the only one that remembers the Beatles.

[01:26:31] Yeah, something happens.

[01:26:32] I don't remember.

[01:26:33] I mean, it's got to hurt that everyone remembers the Beatles at the end.

[01:26:36] He's been in a coma the whole time.

[01:26:38] I don't know.

[01:26:39] It would be sick if there's never any kind of development beyond that.

[01:26:42] Yeah.

[01:26:43] And then he gets to fuck every girl in the world in the movie ends.

[01:26:46] That would actually rule.

[01:26:49] Yeah.

[01:26:50] Here's the most...

[01:26:51] I actually found that the trailer for that because I was creeping on some...

[01:26:55] What is this?

[01:26:56] Yeah, with new banks.

[01:26:58] It's called Timeline.

[01:27:01] Sick.

[01:27:02] Go off, Kev.

[01:27:05] Hey.

[01:27:06] This is kind of going off honestly.

[01:27:08] I like it.

[01:27:09] It's like Quincy Jones.

[01:27:10] This is like...

[01:27:11] Ooh!

[01:27:12] You hit West Timeline.

[01:27:13] You hit Quincy and you're linking.

[01:27:16] Yeah.

[01:27:17] This is fingering someone in a kangle music.

[01:27:22] Yeah, yeah.

[01:27:25] Anyway, sorry.

[01:27:27] I just wanted to hear the dulcet tunes of Kevin Ubanks.

[01:27:30] Oh!

[01:27:31] Oh!

[01:27:32] Oh!

[01:27:33] Oh, yeah.

[01:27:34] Damn.

[01:27:35] I'm sleepy.

[01:27:36] Time for a nap, Nicholas.

[01:27:38] Is it time for a nap?

[01:27:39] I don't know.

[01:27:40] Maybe.

[01:27:41] What time did you wake up today?

[01:27:43] Uh, like nine thirty ten o'clock.

[01:27:46] Ooh!

[01:27:47] Crack a dawn.

[01:27:48] Yeah.

[01:27:49] Early as shit.

[01:27:50] I love waking up early.

[01:27:53] Um, I was gonna go to bed early last night.

[01:27:55] Then Seinfeld started playing.

[01:27:57] Yeah.

[01:27:58] And then Futurama started playing.

[01:27:59] Wow.

[01:28:00] And then Mulan started playing.

[01:28:01] Wow!

[01:28:02] So, I went from going to bed at ten.

[01:28:04] Wow, the three best movies.

[01:28:05] Like children's movies constantly.

[01:28:07] I don't do it constantly, but...

[01:28:09] Yeah, you're always like, oh, I watched Hercules and fucking Elmo go to the bathroom.

[01:28:13] That was like, that was literally...

[01:28:15] That sounds like a good movie.

[01:28:18] Number one, that sounds interesting.

[01:28:20] I'm just doing it.

[01:28:22] Watching fucking...

[01:28:23] Just bird nerdy learn the alphabet.

[01:28:26] I don't know, man.

[01:28:29] I was flipping around and Mulan was on and it was the...

[01:28:32] Couple good songs in there, you know what I'm saying?

[01:28:34] Let's get down.

[01:28:35] That one was flippin' around.

[01:28:36] I'm gonna fucking change the channel when let's get down to business.

[01:28:39] It's time to...

[01:28:45] Or to drink all his come.

[01:28:48] To drink his come.

[01:28:53] Elton John speaking to the other.

[01:28:56] Smashing his excitement of Disney.

[01:29:00] It's time to...

[01:29:03] Suck a man's penis to get that dumb spear.

[01:29:08] And then the fat guy, those two gay guys that are like the side kicks and Mulan.

[01:29:13] Come on, we're trying to have gay sex.

[01:29:16] Trying to keep up.

[01:29:17] There's like a little Chinese fat guy.

[01:29:19] Is that right?

[01:29:20] There's a little tough guy.

[01:29:23] The Italian Chinese guy.

[01:29:26] He's like, we gotta stop these freaking huns.

[01:29:31] We went these huns out of our goddamn neighborhood.

[01:29:35] Let's suck on a penis.

[01:29:38] Suck a man's penis.

[01:29:41] So we can drink.

[01:29:43] What's up?

[01:29:44] What's up, baby girl?

[01:29:46] What's up, baby girl?

[01:29:47] You're the gayest man I've ever seen.

[01:29:51] And I can bet when I fuck you...

[01:29:55] What is it?

[01:29:56] So like it's a little mermaid and it's sitting under the sea.

[01:29:58] It's getting HIV.

[01:30:00] Okay.

[01:30:01] Getting HIV.

[01:30:02] Nothing feels better.

[01:30:04] Then when we're together, getting HIV.

[01:30:08] Routing up with John does it again.

[01:30:11] Suck on my dick and please fuck my ass.

[01:30:19] So I am a gay guy.

[01:30:21] I want A's, HIV.

[01:30:24] Suck on a dick and fuck my ass.

[01:30:26] Oh, lead my ass.

[01:30:27] I am fucking gay.

[01:30:29] I am gay.

[01:30:31] I am gay.

[01:30:33] I am gay.

[01:30:35] I am gay.

[01:30:37] I am gay.

[01:30:38] I am gay.

[01:30:39] I am gay.

[01:30:40] I am gay.

[01:30:43] Is Elton John in his piano?

[01:30:46] Did a bunch of Disney executives quietly nodding their head and smiling?

[01:30:51] Sir Elton.

[01:30:52] Thank you, Elton.

[01:30:53] Sir Elton, this is great music.

[01:30:55] We love the tunes.

[01:30:57] The music is great.

[01:30:58] Elton.

[01:30:59] Richard Kynes just like, this is going to be great for children.

[01:31:02] I am like, why is he here?

[01:31:06] He is like, I am actually in control of everything.

[01:31:08] I am the guy behind all of it.

[01:31:11] I am the president of Jamaica.

[01:31:13] It would be so funny.

[01:31:16] Nothing but respect.

[01:31:17] That way to write in Richard Kynes' Prime Minister of Israel.

[01:31:22] Let's do it.

[01:31:25] I suppose, candidacy.

[01:31:27] Yeah.

[01:31:28] I mean, he should be on the flag.

[01:31:29] No, just replace the start of David with a picture, his headshot.

[01:31:35] It's like, am I thinking fucking ass off?

[01:31:41] Licking my balls because I am gay.

[01:31:43] Yeah, we're having a good time.

[01:31:45] Sucking my dick.

[01:31:46] What's another Disney song?

[01:31:47] It's another Disney song.

[01:31:49] A Queen of Maccata.

[01:31:50] Did we do the best princesses last episode?

[01:31:53] We did.

[01:31:54] Yeah.

[01:31:55] We're just becoming Buzzfeed-

[01:31:57] On the next one, right?

[01:31:59] I don't remember.

[01:32:00] I guess it's on the next one.

[01:32:01] I'm too stupid to remember.

[01:32:02] We recorded some out of order.

[01:32:04] Little peek behind the curtain.

[01:32:06] You little bitches.

[01:32:08] Sucking my penis because I am gay.

[01:32:11] Please fuck my ass.

[01:32:12] Please fuck my ass because I am gay.

[01:32:15] And I am horny for a little circle of life.

[01:32:17] It's sucking off guys.

[01:32:20] Sucking off guys.

[01:32:23] Just because I'm gay.

[01:32:26] I don't remember any other songs.

[01:32:36] I said a whole new world.

[01:32:37] It's my whole needs.

[01:32:39] Oh, yeah.

[01:32:40] What does it need?

[01:32:41] Girls, but it's Cheyenne's girls.

[01:32:43] My whole needs.

[01:32:45] Please fuck my ass with your back.

[01:32:48] With your back.

[01:32:49] Stick girls.

[01:32:50] Please fuck me.

[01:32:52] Please spread my ass cheeks.

[01:32:54] Yeah.

[01:32:56] And put your dick inside of my ass because I am gay.

[01:33:02] I'm fucking your ass home.

[01:33:05] Will the song be prepared from the Lion King with Scarf?

[01:33:09] It's about prep.

[01:33:10] It's just about prep.

[01:33:11] I don't remember that song.

[01:33:12] Be prepared for barebacking.

[01:33:15] For rough gay sex.

[01:33:18] Fucking never had a...

[01:33:21] Remember this?

[01:33:25] Israel, Kamakura.

[01:33:27] My mom used to cry when I was a little kid because of how fat he was.

[01:33:32] She was like, that sweet man is so fat.

[01:33:38] My dick is small.

[01:33:43] That's a good one.

[01:33:46] Oh, well, we are already Texas, but can you suck with all the colors of my dick?

[01:33:51] Oh, yeah.

[01:33:52] That's good.

[01:33:53] That one was getting me good the other day.

[01:33:56] Can you suck with all the colors of my dick?

[01:34:01] What song is it?

[01:34:02] The colors of the wind.

[01:34:04] Oh, yeah.

[01:34:05] Fucking honest.

[01:34:06] I remember that was that.

[01:34:07] Can you paint the inside of my ass with cars?

[01:34:10] Can you fuck me in the ass?

[01:34:13] You call me Sissy.

[01:34:15] You talk with all the colors of my dick?

[01:34:20] That's a good one.

[01:34:22] We're in the zone right now, boys.

[01:34:24] You've got a friend in me?

[01:34:26] This is some come town gold.

[01:34:28] You've got a friend in me.

[01:34:29] You've got a friend...

[01:34:31] You've given me a chubby.

[01:34:34] You've given me a chubby.

[01:34:35] You've given me a chubby.

[01:34:38] You've given me a chubby.

[01:34:41] You've given me a chubby.

[01:34:43] I mean, all of these songs were just designed to trick children into being gay.

[01:34:46] Into the gay agenda.

[01:34:49] So, can I get fucking money?

[01:34:52] It is funny that it's an entire generation raised on Disney stuff and then half of them are like,

[01:34:58] we're girls.

[01:35:02] What are the numbers on people that are...

[01:35:04] It's not that many.

[01:35:05] It's 93%.

[01:35:06] Yeah.

[01:35:07] Yeah.

[01:35:08] Even in the Italian neighborhoods.

[01:35:10] I don't know. I go around town and there's like, you know, I'll see a guy getting his mail on Tuesday and then Thursday.

[01:35:16] It's like, oh, I guess that's Mrs. John now.

[01:35:21] Yeah.

[01:35:22] It's most people.

[01:35:24] It's most people.

[01:35:25] I think, yeah.

[01:35:26] It's most people are trans.

[01:35:27] If we're being honest with ourselves...

[01:35:29] 51%.

[01:35:30] If we're telling the truth.

[01:35:31] Please tell the truth.

[01:35:32] Please don't lie to me.

[01:35:35] Suck my dick.

[01:35:40] I am gay.

[01:35:43] I am gay.

[01:35:44] I am gay.

[01:35:45] I am gay.

[01:35:46] I am gay.

[01:35:47] Fuck this.

[01:35:48] Please fuck my dick.

[01:35:50] I love you dick.

[01:35:51] That was an early one.

[01:35:52] That was back when we first moved to New York.

[01:35:55] Who am I doing?

[01:35:56] Ah, beautiful times.

[01:35:58] Mm-hmm.

[01:35:59] What's up, Cam?

[01:36:00] What are you looking at like that?

[01:36:01] I'm trying to think of Disney songs still.

[01:36:04] I can't literally remember anything.

[01:36:06] I don't remember anything.

[01:36:07] I know Mulan.

[01:36:08] Oh, never had a friend like me, Robin Williams.

[01:36:10] What's that one?

[01:36:11] Never had a friend drink pee?

[01:36:13] I don't remember.

[01:36:14] He's never had a friend.

[01:36:15] This is the genie song.

[01:36:16] Never had a friend like me.

[01:36:17] Never heard of that.

[01:36:18] Never heard of that.

[01:36:19] Yeah.

[01:36:20] The genie song.

[01:36:21] Does that allow him to talk in sort of black?

[01:36:23] Yeah.

[01:36:24] Black sand?

[01:36:25] What's up, brothers?

[01:36:26] Cool cats.

[01:36:27] Yeah, he does do black sand in that song.

[01:36:29] Yeah.

[01:36:30] I'm going to think of it.

[01:36:31] Is that why they got Will Smith?

[01:36:33] Yeah, because the genie was supposed to be black the whole time.

[01:36:37] Yeah.

[01:36:38] I think they should redo Aladdin and use nothing but Arabs, barely speaking English.

[01:36:42] You want to talk about representation, that would be completely fair.

[01:36:47] Right.

[01:36:48] And scar, or not scar, what's his name?

[01:36:50] Jafar.

[01:36:51] Right.

[01:36:52] And to win over the princess Aladdin rapes her.

[01:36:55] No, no, no.

[01:36:57] The princess is dad for dating customs.

[01:37:01] But my understanding was the original story, but in the original book, Aladdin.

[01:37:11] But Disney's Aladdin, which was written by Hans Christian and Ermo Hommitt himself.

[01:37:19] Yeah.

[01:37:20] I believe that is the Quran, right?

[01:37:24] The Quranic tale of Aladdin.

[01:37:27] It's just a story like the Quran about, and there's a parrot that sounds like Gilbert

[01:37:31] Godfrey.

[01:37:32] And he's got a little monkey that dresses the same as him.

[01:37:35] And they steal things in the bazaar.

[01:37:38] That sounds good.

[01:37:41] That sounds good and very hood.

[01:37:44] Yeah.

[01:37:45] All right.

[01:37:46] Well, we should go.

[01:37:47] Yeah, I'm going to have to take a nap here.

[01:37:49] I'm going to go to Costco, the gym.

[01:37:51] But all right, boys.

[01:37:53] Bye.

[01:37:54] We did it again.

[01:37:55] You see me in Delaware this weekend.