Ep. 145 - Cum Town with Gene DiNapoli (adam did the levels)

[00:03:21] And somehow I kind of lost balance and fell and my boner landed on the rug dead on head on and it didn't have any which way to bend except directly.

[00:03:31] Oh, so like I really thought I focused my dick.

[00:03:35] So is never on the show.

[00:03:36] You focused?

[00:03:37] No, I'm not filming fucking to go put on MTV.

[00:03:41] There was some fuck some dicks.

[00:03:43] Oh, I rather Iraq my nuts on a 14-star handrail trying to gnarly lip slide in San Diego.

[00:03:48] That one sucked.

[00:03:49] I had to go jerk off in the round the corner to see if things still work in the writers room for Jackass.

[00:03:53] How many times did people pitch like gay sex?

[00:03:58] The thing is why we have to go back to that.

[00:04:02] There's no there's no following.

[00:04:03] No theme.

[00:04:04] We have to big gay following because it's much more funny to do stupid shit in a thong or naked or whatever.

[00:04:11] That's why like Steve.

[00:04:12] So if he does like a pole vault jump into the pool, it's funny to do it with a thong on if party boy is going to dance.

[00:04:19] It's funny to do it with a silver thong on 100% yet.

[00:04:21] You know what I mean?

[00:04:22] Right out of your butt.

[00:04:23] That was insane, man.

[00:04:24] I flew a kite out of my ass.

[00:04:25] Yeah, and you'll be kite.

[00:04:28] Big dude wasn't like it was pretty massive in the wind ripped it out.

[00:04:32] Yeah, the dildo that just got shot up basically into your ass.

[00:04:35] Well, the thing is, that is gay.

[00:04:37] When we did the first when we did the first jag gas, Steve Oh said his dad would disown him if he shoved the toy car up as

[00:04:44] he went to the hospital claiming that he was at a frat party and he doesn't feel good.

[00:04:49] You know, so like obviously because you were having weird sex like somebody shoved the car up your ass.

[00:04:55] Yeah, so done did it.

[00:04:56] I was like, this is way too gay.

[00:04:58] Like he's going to be known as the gay dude on jacket.

[00:05:00] He got the ending of the movie.

[00:05:02] The ending of the movie means you did the best fucking skit.

[00:05:05] Right, of course.

[00:05:05] And everybody talks about it.

[00:05:07] I'm like, fuck, I should have done that.

[00:05:08] You know, because when the X-ray, you could see the car got the ending of with the wheels and everything.

[00:05:13] So the doctor was like, you couldn't have ate this.

[00:05:16] You're only gave your pay for it.

[00:05:18] I guess.

[00:05:18] Oh, interesting.

[00:05:19] Yeah, that's yeah.

[00:05:21] That's the line between gay and straight.

[00:05:23] Well, I'm not giving a car around.

[00:05:25] It's paying someone.

[00:05:27] Come on, you have a glove on.

[00:05:29] You have a glove on.

[00:05:29] Yeah, that's good to know because I've been having sex with men for free for years.

[00:05:33] I can fit my dick through your no tooth.

[00:05:35] Yeah, honestly, good.

[00:05:37] You want to?

[00:05:38] Hey, reboot?

[00:05:38] What do you think?

[00:05:39] Well, too.

[00:05:39] We'll do toothless Facebook.

[00:05:42] Yeah, that's kind of awesome.

[00:05:43] Stafford, she kind of had the look of like a fat skater that keeps falling on the front of the space.

[00:05:47] Oh, yeah.

[00:05:48] Oh, yeah.

[00:05:50] I could never.

[00:05:51] I couldn't skate for.

[00:05:52] I could Ollie maybe.

[00:05:53] Really?

[00:05:54] Mm-hmm.

[00:05:55] Yeah.

[00:05:56] Dude, I haven't.

[00:05:57] You can't.

[00:05:57] Yeah.

[00:05:58] Can you Ollie before after your pedophile sung way?

[00:06:00] Yeah.

[00:06:01] I guess so.

[00:06:02] Right.

[00:06:03] I guess so.

[00:06:04] I guess I could never be able to shoot him that movie.

[00:06:06] I wouldn't shoot it a lot.

[00:06:07] It was good.

[00:06:08] Stanley Tucci's a sweetheart.

[00:06:10] Oh, no.

[00:06:11] But you guys want to introduce yourself?

[00:06:13] Bam, R.D.A. from that dad's pop movie.

[00:06:15] Yeah, you have pretty nice bam.

[00:06:17] We got a video also here who's on tour with bam right now.

[00:06:20] They're promoting their shows at West.

[00:06:22] Oh, yeah.

[00:06:23] We should say that.

[00:06:24] West Side Comedy Club in New York on Thursday night.

[00:06:27] What's the date?

[00:06:28] It's tomorrow night.

[00:06:29] Tomorrow night.

[00:06:30] Those days.

[00:06:31] Those days.

[00:06:32] Tomorrow night.

[00:06:34] Yeah, we have two show times.

[00:06:35] So, let's see.

[00:06:36] We're trying to get invited to barbecue.

[00:06:37] You got tickets to the band.

[00:06:38] Yeah, I'm showing off.

[00:06:39] I'm showing clips of the new movie as well.

[00:06:41] How much of the tickets to the door?

[00:06:43] Fifty bucks.

[00:06:44] There you go.

[00:06:45] So, get in there.

[00:06:46] Come out, see bam.

[00:06:47] Theater.

[00:06:48] Beat him.

[00:06:49] No, that's tonight in Connecticut.

[00:06:50] This is going to be out.

[00:06:51] We'll go up in a couple hours.

[00:06:52] We'll get this afternoon.

[00:06:53] Yeah.

[00:06:54] Yeah.

[00:06:55] We're going to have a new theater in Connecticut tonight in Bridgeport.

[00:06:57] Go to nomadscomedyclub.com for tickets.

[00:06:59] Tomorrow night we got two showtimes.

[00:07:01] We got the same movie as the second show on the West Side Comedy Cup.

[00:07:03] Thank you guys for the plug.

[00:07:04] No problem.

[00:07:05] We're glad you did.

[00:07:06] Hey, we do.

[00:07:07] We also am having a big event April 1 at my house.

[00:07:10] This is the big one.

[00:07:11] This is the big one.

[00:07:12] Oh, April Fool's.

[00:07:13] CastleBam Events.com where I have a yellow wolf play.

[00:07:16] It's a skate park, grand opening and movie premiere of the movie I've been working on for nearly a decade.

[00:07:22] Hot tub pill.

[00:07:23] We have some proposals for you for some events.

[00:07:25] We could talk about that afterwards.

[00:07:27] We're trying to upset Orgy and Craig.

[00:07:29] plan come fast right now which is our city

[00:07:32] Maryland it's season off season yeah we're

[00:07:36] playing on that winter like February like

[00:07:39] a cold February and but obviously

[00:07:43] castle bam you know if that is available

[00:07:45] we obviously yeah we have a hot tub there

[00:07:47] that everybody all the workers are

[00:07:48] been pissing on and so yeah by the time

[00:07:51] April first happens it's going to be

[00:07:52] completely yeah like the skaters that are

[00:07:54] building the skater so on April 1st if

[00:07:56] people go into the piss hot tub that

[00:07:58] somebody shit that's I'm gonna be mad

[00:08:00] Elasar's gonna shit in the tub he already

[00:08:02] said he's gonna and he's gonna step in

[00:08:04] his own shit to tell you get into the

[00:08:05] party for free basically goals

[00:08:08] I'm thinking about your future I bet

[00:08:11] you can shit on command at 828 p.m.

[00:08:13] I would see 100% good at 828 p.m.

[00:08:17] that's when I want everybody there who

[00:08:19] has to shit shit and the fucking hot tub

[00:08:21] on all at the same time you're just

[00:08:23] leave April first open come is that it

[00:08:25] is that a specific is that like a

[00:08:27] special time in your life 828 p.m. yeah

[00:08:29] because it's right when Novak arrives

[00:08:31] are you your beefy with Novak right now

[00:08:34] big time because he I've paid for his

[00:08:37] entire life for since he was 14 years old

[00:08:40] I had a paid attention to you

[00:08:43] drinking my closet every time drink

[00:08:47] every flight every hamburger every hot

[00:08:50] dog every slice of pizza every fucking

[00:08:52] car ride everything I have paid for and

[00:08:55] now that he's buying himself a half a

[00:08:58] million dollar house in Philadelphia

[00:08:59] with these dumb Namibian giraffe

[00:09:01] lamps I think it's time he can start

[00:09:04] paying me back you're really because you

[00:09:06] can afford it now yeah so start fucking

[00:09:08] paying me back or else karma police is

[00:09:11] gonna get you yes we're gonna pay back

[00:09:13] radio head you want us to fuck him up

[00:09:14] because we will do just fuck him up

[00:09:16] Sam man fuck him up yeah we swear

[00:09:19] allegiance we we are for you our source

[00:09:21] well the thing is if you beat up Novak he

[00:09:24] always wins because he doesn't fight back

[00:09:26] he just laughs at you and says my grandmom

[00:09:27] could punch harder as as a team for all

[00:09:29] bloody I've seen him with bloody teeth

[00:09:32] this guy's pounding him in he's like that's

[00:09:34] all you got pussy my grandmother could do

[00:09:36] better he's like and he's like punching

[00:09:40] the shit out of my life today yeah I

[00:09:42] said nobody could kick that guy's ass

[00:09:44] he'll never stop I crack that strike

[00:09:46] bam bam man man when was the first time

[00:09:50] you punch your dad yeah this is big

[00:09:53] well because I also I also wish I could

[00:09:56] have the the guts the courage well I

[00:09:58] always have I guess since fucking four

[00:10:01] years old three years old I don't know

[00:10:03] but the older I got and the fatter he got

[00:10:06] the more I was covering him slower and

[00:10:08] fatter yeah are you guys are you still

[00:10:11] slapping him in his big old no no he's too

[00:10:13] old now he's still is that was their

[00:10:15] medical reason did the doctor have to

[00:10:17] intervene well you can barely walk now

[00:10:21] um mostly because of his weight but I

[00:10:23] tackled him when he was what we're

[00:10:25] playing like a football game he landed

[00:10:27] on his knees so bad that it fucked it up

[00:10:30] for good really you fuck you up on a

[00:10:33] tackle on a tackle yeah he landed on a

[00:10:35] knee just as fulfilled man you literally

[00:10:37] retired your dad out of the NFL

[00:10:39] to need blown out name I son are you

[00:10:42] scared that your son will have the same

[00:10:44] taste for uh paternal violence I'm hoping

[00:10:46] yeah I can't wait where do I sign up I

[00:10:50] can't wait for you he's over here now

[00:10:52] yeah yeah oh yeah there's a baby come on

[00:10:56] dude make your podcast debut he brought

[00:10:59] him on stage last night he goes Phoenix

[00:11:01] say something the baby she's like is he

[00:11:06] verbal yet yeah he talks he says aha and

[00:11:09] a that and wisha as long as we're going

[00:11:12] on he says the n-word he knows what his

[00:11:15] first word was the n-word actually yeah

[00:11:18] yeah and it was to a Mexican guy that

[00:11:21] was the weirdest thing oh he's so cute

[00:11:25] yes we should just have babies on the show

[00:11:28] dude we should have our own babies with

[00:11:31] our wives we get we have babies and they

[00:11:33] make them fight each other that's good

[00:11:35] baby fight club or just grow them up

[00:11:36] through the podcast like for show their

[00:11:38] progression as humans from babies all

[00:11:40] the way to toddlers and I think that's

[00:11:42] a bad idea should we do come down babies

[00:11:44] like muppet babies you know if you can

[00:11:45] have common babies in the same sense

[00:11:48] status because can we use can we call

[00:11:50] talk about babies and come at the same

[00:11:52] time oh we easy can we easy could why don't

[00:11:55] you come down to castle bam events uh

[00:11:57] on april first is shitting at some of

[00:11:58] bitch i will i'll shit in it you should

[00:12:00] in the jacuzzi you and i was are just

[00:12:02] like me and alza yeah we'll hold hands

[00:12:04] well it's a team event uh the your body

[00:12:07] has to be in the piss tub as you should

[00:12:09] in it so it's a teamwork event sounds

[00:12:11] cute you need to find somebody but you

[00:12:13] have to shit it up to motive elizar

[00:12:17] to just sitting in the fucking tub

[00:12:19] this is just what i think trans people

[00:12:20] are doing in the bathroom yeah

[00:12:24] shitting on each other make laws against

[00:12:26] the other day that's what i heard in the

[00:12:27] bathroom i go in yo taro what you're

[00:12:31] taking the shit down yeah

[00:12:36] yeah

[00:12:41] wow we're like a we're like a real talk

[00:12:42] show we're getting uh uh little anoch

[00:12:44] don't yeah i love it you guys actually

[00:12:48] need a backtracking like this is getting

[00:12:49] way to organize yeah i know we need a

[00:12:52] band guy that we can uh oh to cut to to

[00:12:55] laugh at all yeah we haven't really had a

[00:12:56] talking point in weeks there was a

[00:12:58] story about an orangutan that got

[00:12:59] dressed up and lady it was like a

[00:13:01] prostitute orangutan in indonesia yeah

[00:13:04] yeah a bunch of indonesia i found out that

[00:13:06] story was from 2003 but pretty good

[00:13:09] it's a good story yeah i get really old

[00:13:11] so you guys aren't like forming your

[00:13:12] readers on updated shit oh yeah i know i

[00:13:14] look at the date on the article no but it

[00:13:16] is funny to think about a uh monkey

[00:13:18] prostitute though yeah yeah especially

[00:13:20] wondering like yeah why would they need

[00:13:22] money for anything for bananas well the

[00:13:24] owner the person that enslaved you like

[00:13:26] i like the idea that the monkeys buying

[00:13:28] banana and shit with it

[00:13:29] it's like monkey has an addiction it

[00:13:33] makes perfect sense yeah it would be

[00:13:35] honestly if you had a whole system of

[00:13:36] nothing but orangutan prostitutes as a

[00:13:40] business that would make way moves

[00:13:41] absolutely they have no law there's

[00:13:44] nothing else but yeah you don't it's

[00:13:45] way lower overhead yeah i don't pay for

[00:13:48] they don't pay for lawyers for one i guess

[00:13:50] depends on the upkeep on orangutan's like

[00:13:52] did you say orangutan yeah orangutan that's

[00:13:54] like a bigger no they're small you got to

[00:13:57] shave them every day you do have to shave

[00:13:58] the monkey so they'll stay fuckable so it looks

[00:14:01] like a woman yeah yeah they need to try and

[00:14:04] keep up man with the fuck man well you

[00:14:07] want to fuck a hairy monkey use your

[00:14:09] fucking imagination so you can fuck your

[00:14:10] ass pussy but thank you bam thank you bam

[00:14:14] can you imagine walking into the fucking

[00:14:18] just the war house with it with an ape in it

[00:14:21] yeah and you go in the room and it's not

[00:14:23] shaved and you're like this is disgusting

[00:14:24] this is unbelievable i i don't review it

[00:14:28] yeah this is unreasonable it's one thing

[00:14:31] else yeah this won't get hair on it have

[00:14:34] you heard about the uh frumping going on

[00:14:36] and copin hagan what's broping there's

[00:14:39] article out that they started writing

[00:14:41] tickets for frumpers uh in the summer time

[00:14:44] all these girls are always on their bicycles

[00:14:46] riding around with their skirts on so if

[00:14:48] they pull over to go in there like you

[00:14:50] know copin hagan 7-11 whatever it's called

[00:14:53] they park their bike and then a frumper or

[00:14:56] one of around the corner and half their

[00:14:57] seats

[00:15:00] right ticket so many people are doing it

[00:15:02] smelling the pussies in these seats they

[00:15:04] call it frumping and they could write your

[00:15:06] ticket for it that's how that's how stops

[00:15:08] parents met

[00:15:10] well frump in her seat that she was like yo

[00:15:12] what are you doing and then you know then we

[00:15:14] hit it off from there absolutely i told

[00:15:15] me that story i said so that's cool because

[00:15:17] those guys at copin hagan are like dude let's go to

[00:15:19] minnesota where there's totally legal

[00:15:20] the frump we can just sniff girls like

[00:15:23] seeing small dead you know what he's

[00:15:24] from things sounds worse than just smelling

[00:15:26] pussy

[00:15:27] you saw the

[00:15:29] gross stuff yeah that was a gross

[00:15:31] pussy choice i would call it pussy

[00:15:33] huffing personally frumpers named themselves

[00:15:35] in japan they have vending machines where you

[00:15:37] could buy used

[00:15:38] oh yeah we're just there sniff them and jack

[00:15:40] one we were just there to seek what we

[00:15:42] were just there yeah we were just there

[00:15:43] we were just there how many did you order

[00:15:45] i'm preventing

[00:15:45] machine i don't know it's like it's

[00:15:46] weird because there's like tidbits about

[00:15:48] japan that people here and they're like

[00:15:50] they hone in on the panty vending machine

[00:15:53] but the entire country is like dedicated

[00:15:54] to rape anyways yeah so the panty vending

[00:15:57] machine's kind of fall by the wayside when

[00:15:59] you get there and like oh it's there

[00:16:01] right exactly there's like an ambassador

[00:16:03] of rape on every one you go to disney and

[00:16:05] see the tea cups you're just like this

[00:16:06] has been here yeah exactly i really like

[00:16:08] it when like the girls are in pain from

[00:16:10] fucking it in a whole way i think it's a

[00:16:12] fantasy what do you think baby yeah let's

[00:16:15] weigh in how do you feel about japanese

[00:16:18] rape

[00:16:22] he's for it

[00:16:24] no it's probably like when you play classical music

[00:16:27] you're a baby and it's like better math

[00:16:29] yeah he's like yeah you gotta get your

[00:16:31] baby out of your man yeah it's gonna be

[00:16:33] like 22 rape art yeah

[00:16:35] between 22 and he's like why am i in jail

[00:16:37] yeah it's 20 years it might be a sport

[00:16:40] guy it's like we might be preparing him

[00:16:42] for something that could be an olympic

[00:16:44] event in 25 years

[00:16:46] what this world's going uh damn yeah um

[00:16:51] is you guys know kids between 90 or three

[00:16:53] huh that's it no no absolutely no you

[00:16:55] fucking i i don't have to yeah and then

[00:16:57] work yeah yeah so we're great to get me

[00:16:59] into this guy yeah so and most of our

[00:17:02] sex involves um just me spotting him at

[00:17:04] the gym and maybe a fucking a bag of

[00:17:08] lotion in between these couch seats

[00:17:10] exactly yeah we chalk his asshole to make

[00:17:12] it more painful yeah yeah yeah but the

[00:17:14] watermelon half letting it sit in the

[00:17:16] sun so you're cupping like an ass and

[00:17:17] fucking session on Netflix where the guy

[00:17:19] gets his pillow pregnant and the pillow

[00:17:21] just talks to him oh uh big mouth yeah yeah

[00:17:24] that show is funny it was at the cartoon

[00:17:26] all the cartoons look like me in that show

[00:17:29] yeah that's like what you said the sex

[00:17:31] but i picked up your pillow like you

[00:17:33] bet all night yeah that's that's that's

[00:17:37] yeah that's show for me well i'll tell you

[00:17:39] what guys we have a big surprise oh a

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[00:17:46] look who the fuck came back yeah came crawling back you mother

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[00:17:57] welcome back uh there's stock price plummeted

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[00:18:04] they almost went out of business uh mac

[00:18:06] waldin is uh say underwear company that's

[00:18:08] vinnie i'll just feel yeah just flip me in the

[00:18:10] yeah guys you you you wear underwear yes i do

[00:18:13] i have some on now if it's not milk well take

[00:18:16] them all fucking put them in your shove them

[00:18:17] up your ass they're no good and shit them

[00:18:20] out flex your stomach muscles so rapidly

[00:18:23] that it sucks you're underweight with my

[00:18:26] old underwear yeah yeah yeah bam take yours

[00:18:28] off put him in his ass too all right okay

[00:18:30] all underwear back well then underwear just

[00:18:32] going in bitty's ass on me bam do you

[00:18:35] really? bam got nay just put his ass on my face

[00:18:38] i'm like all right i'm in now i guess

[00:18:42] i tossed a salad last night pretty much damn

[00:18:46] yeah my girl liked it a little too much she's like

[00:18:48] command over tonight we can do that again

[00:18:50] everything you can do you just kidding yeah

[00:18:52] everything on me boy you know i can't wait to do

[00:18:54] comedy

[00:18:56] it's been naming your hero

[00:18:58] that's going on stage guys i'm doing a show with bam on

[00:19:01] Tuesday everyone has this gonna be in my face

[00:19:03] everyone in the audience thinking that must be the

[00:19:05] luckiest guy in the world dude there were guys

[00:19:09] waiting for the things like they're like dude

[00:19:11] is bam gonna put that in the vip v

[00:19:09] wow

[00:19:13] he's just gonna put his ass there and we can

[00:19:15] shove our faces in it

[00:19:18] well i bet if bam was wearing mackewalden

[00:19:21] underwear his ass would have smelled a lot

[00:19:23] better because it's not even

[00:19:25] iron it's naturally anti-micro

[00:19:28] talking about it and be about it let me get a

[00:19:29] pair yeah oh we'll get you a pair right

[00:19:31] yeah we'll get it uh you can just go to

[00:19:34] macwalden.com and use promo code pomptown

[00:19:37] get 20% off they actually change the promo code so i'll

[00:19:39] have to update that with them later okay but uh

[00:19:43] yeah they have uh they sell underwear

[00:19:45] crew, vaccine, shit fuck all whole bunch of shit

[00:19:48] because you're all guy stuff you know stuff for the

[00:19:51] big sizes i'm a big dude big size oh yeah they got it for

[00:19:54] big boys yes premium fabrics simple shopping it's

[00:19:59] very easy to use i love that shit uh check it out man i think

[00:20:03] please do please do brand of underwear macwalden.com but

[00:20:07] what's most important is that they're

[00:20:10] anti-m-naturally yeah micro mode out

[00:20:13] mobile something like that anti-microbial

[00:20:15] silver ions yeah yeah they got silver ions and

[00:20:18] shit you got silver in there yeah some shit

[00:20:20] normally i think a chemical they can fuck you

[00:20:22] up but but not anymore with macwalden

[00:20:24] underwear it's good for you yep such as

[00:20:26] backtrack to not having me want it i was like

[00:20:29] on board no you do want it right didn't

[00:20:31] shut up didn't you want it don't you bitty

[00:20:34] bitty this is why you're at the ass's shove

[00:20:37] in your face levels i'm cutting bitty's mic and not

[00:20:41] not kings of underwear no i will go buy a hug there

[00:20:47] is no truly you're glad to have macwalden back in the

[00:20:51] family so check them out smart design premium fabric simple shopping macwalden.com

[00:20:55] promo code comtown for 20% off that's right i'll

[00:20:59] will update the promo code once they email me

[00:21:02] back because they post-production i don't think that they want

[00:21:06] com in the promo code okay yeah so try a bunch of stuff

[00:21:10] comtown town tried yet try nick covalent

[00:21:14] try yes just try different promo code until you get something that works

[00:21:18] right yes your friend's password on his laptop yes

[00:21:20] you're gonna have to brute force the website to

[00:21:23] figure out the correct promo code macwald anyways baby

[00:21:27] and here we are back at doing the show back to talking back to talking

[00:21:32] back we were already doing discussing we were just

[00:21:36] this personal yeah we that we enjoy

[00:21:40] yep specifically enjoy very oh 100% hope one second sorry

[00:21:45] what's that yeah that's one of our classes that's good for you

[00:21:49] man like that first thing bam slap that part

[00:21:56] give yourself pink eye yeah that's what the glasses are for to block the pink

[00:21:59] eye i can see pine it's just it's a protective layer

[00:22:02] against all the shit particles on this microphone i just suck a fart out of my

[00:22:06] buddy hannah's ass once for a scavenger hunt

[00:22:09] that wasn't even for the show that was just oh real quick back well

[00:22:12] if you don't like them oh that's right that's yeah that's what we were almost

[00:22:16] forgot so get this back to the back to the read

[00:22:19] you get the fucking macwald none the way if you don't like it you call them up

[00:22:23] they'll refund you the whole thing you keep them you keep the

[00:22:25] young you right after his fart yeah yeah yeah that's all just memory

[00:22:30] stuck in the shit christmas is leaky ass i want to be a leaky ass

[00:22:34] the thing is is they're short stocked on the big underwear so i might get some of

[00:22:37] your old ones that you sit back no they don't you don't send them back

[00:22:40] i'll get to keep no underwear and they send your money they give you your money

[00:22:43] back and you get to keep you believe we're gonna like them

[00:22:45] those are great so yeah so you can get them put them on

[00:22:49] and then you call them up you're like i immediately shit myself

[00:22:53] you know refund you're not that might be the one clause that they're like no

[00:22:57] no they won't they won't they won't yep that's great

[00:23:02] um hmm anyway so what's this party what's going to happen at the party beyond

[00:23:06] the it's uh it's a new bowl that we built um it's like a one-of-a-kind bowl

[00:23:11] and skaters could the more you pump it the faster you could go

[00:23:15] and uh it's like perfect for like a skate contest or a jam so

[00:23:20] we're having a grand opening for that and then having yellow of plague at

[00:23:23] these big lights showing up with um gnarly um street bike tommy from

[00:23:27] nitro circus Travis Pastrana they're showing up

[00:23:30] he's catering the event because he has a barbecue called loony bin barbecue

[00:23:36] Travis was hoping it would be no no street bike tommy

[00:23:38] i was hoping he would have makes more sense why is any barbecue tommy

[00:23:41] pastramis yeah yeah don't he pastramis like the name like the name of

[00:23:45] Travis pastrami Travis pastrami yeah

[00:23:48] pastrami is that barbecue though yeah i'm saying Travis pastrana should have a

[00:23:51] pastrami business yeah called Travis pastrami yeah i think

[00:23:54] it's it's unbelievable that he has an opening so actually

[00:23:57] it in the barbecue business incorporated like some kind of barbecue

[00:24:00] no i think it's a totally separate thing oh and you should have a restaurant

[00:24:03] you ever heard of dung beetles which is like shit food no no no

[00:24:08] um they take these dung beetles from cow shit

[00:24:11] and they boil them and they've considered a delicacy delicacy over there

[00:24:15] where's been Burma he's been more places than all of us

[00:24:18] he's like going jersey yeah if you go to like that

[00:24:23] smells so bad what am i gonna be like bander sherry badge one or

[00:24:27] or Burma really yeah i feel bad i feel

[00:24:30] dumb beetles they boil the dung beetles um

[00:24:34] that come from shit and then they eat them interesting because they don't know

[00:24:37] that they're playing the shit i think they know no no i think they know

[00:24:41] the beetle doesn't know what it's doing i was just talking about it they're

[00:24:44] like look at all these resource oh yeah but

[00:24:47] they think it's oil like if you try to get snake piss soup

[00:24:50] it would be very expensive really and Burma snake piss soup interesting

[00:24:55] why would it be expensive just because it's hard to get it's

[00:24:58] that was just a boil doesn't taste good don't capture a snake and try to make

[00:25:02] him piss into a goddamn cup i'm gonna do it

[00:25:05] now what's the pussy like over in Burma see i don't know i think i don't

[00:25:11] fucks with it it's got glass in it interesting

[00:25:16] uh well i was wondering they got a military dictatorship over there right

[00:25:20] i think they did like uh what 40 years ago no i don't remember

[00:25:25] that's where pole pot was or is that campbo do you

[00:25:28] pole pot pole pot was a dictator that's the

[00:25:32] singer oh or that's the key key water from turbo negro yeah you're right

[00:25:36] we're no they were calm that was whole pot

[00:25:38] that was one fun thing we gave up the show last night

[00:25:41] bam knows yeah bam knows the capital of any country in the world so we were

[00:25:44] just shouting out any country yeah so he was saying people were

[00:25:47] just shouting out weird countries and he was saying them and people were amazed

[00:25:50] and then one dude she goes for mon you know it's

[00:25:53] real whole thing he's saying some pretty exotic countries and bam just banging

[00:25:57] them out and they tried to stump him with vermont

[00:26:00] what's uh zair zair it doesn't

[00:26:03] zair is soccer whoa zair i think that's interesting

[00:26:09] skill to have that's i would never have guessed you this is why it's because

[00:26:12] it's kind of like if you relate it to music like all right back in black oh

[00:26:16] ACDC sweet chotamines oh guns or roses uh

[00:26:18] poor sugar on me oh deaf leber it's that but that's

[00:26:21] capitals so when you say you know namibia i say

[00:26:25] windhoak it's the same thing that's such a different skill yeah or like

[00:26:28] ivory coast like uh you know abuja okay yeah

[00:26:32] so it was a fun part of the show because fans like

[00:26:35] it allowed the fans to get involved just yell whatever the hell they want it

[00:26:38] out you know so it's fun all right fuck wow

[00:26:41] party though i mean like well hold on this is gonna be the next 45 minutes

[00:26:45] yeah it's like okay well we'll try this out

[00:26:49] but then the real challenge is for me to think of the name of the country yeah

[00:26:53] let's go around the thing very difficult i love it everybody name a country

[00:26:56] i heard many countries i got no scandinavia scandinavia that's

[00:27:00] Norway ozzie and then that's sweetened stock home and then that's

[00:27:04] fit on this book is even and then it's stonya talon and then lapvia rigor

[00:27:08] and denmark copanagans my man

[00:27:10] staninavia is denmark is denmark Amsterdam is a city

[00:27:15] that's that's the other one yeah bankcock south africa is pre-toria or

[00:27:21] joe and

[00:26:58] scandinavia that's Norway ozzie and then that's sweetened stock home and then

[00:27:05] stonya talon and then lapvia rigor and denmark copanagans

[00:27:10] my man

[00:27:11] staninavia is denmark Amsterdam is a city that's the other one yeah

[00:27:18] bankcock south africa is pre-toria or joe and

[00:27:21] geeze like yo central stage by plugging doctor it was becky stan

[00:27:29] damn all right okay bolyvia to bezel the bolyvia lapaz and

[00:27:33] sukray now there's two there's two lapaz and sukray or sanakura

[00:27:38] parameba montana damn damn is the smartest guy i know

[00:27:43] JABUDE IS JABUDE you put him inside?

[00:27:52] what about is an t EEN Takea country no what

[00:27:55] the only they only played shot oh we got them

[00:28:01] but technically Donald Ross ice shelf

[00:28:04] There's no town in our car.

[00:28:07] It's the one town, one band's here.

[00:28:10] Sorry dog, seems like we gotcha.

[00:28:12] That's the secret, find an uninhabitable place.

[00:28:17] I'm about to fucking move asshole.

[00:28:21] You figure that one out?

[00:28:27] Damn.

[00:28:28] Let's do one more quick round.

[00:28:30] This is fun.

[00:28:31] Ah fuck.

[00:28:32] Albania.

[00:28:34] Albania, Tyrean.

[00:28:36] Fuck.

[00:28:37] God damn it.

[00:28:38] I mean it's like also I don't know.

[00:28:40] I love like Germany.

[00:28:42] You're like I don't know.

[00:28:44] A double door from like wow this guy's genius.

[00:28:47] Kyrgyzstan.

[00:28:49] Kyrgyzstan?

[00:28:50] Yeah.

[00:28:51] Almaty.

[00:28:52] Is it there where Borat was from?

[00:28:54] That's because I can stand.

[00:28:55] That's Astana.

[00:28:56] Can you do the stage too?

[00:28:57] You have to be able to do the stage.

[00:28:59] They're too easy.

[00:29:00] You do all the presidents in order?

[00:29:01] No.

[00:29:02] Why don't you go on Jeopardy?

[00:29:03] Because I would lose.

[00:29:04] Because there's one about geography.

[00:29:06] It's more about if there's geography.

[00:29:08] If there's geography then I would win.

[00:29:09] There is geography.

[00:29:10] Yeah but then there would be the other shit that I don't know.

[00:29:14] You would ask me who won the football game last year.

[00:29:17] I'd say I don't steal it.

[00:29:19] Yeah.

[00:29:20] Who won the football game?

[00:29:21] Yes.

[00:29:22] That's football game.

[00:29:23] The hockey game.

[00:29:24] I don't know the flyer.

[00:29:25] Who won the basketball game?

[00:29:26] I don't know the second.

[00:29:27] I'm just saying everybody.

[00:29:28] What about Jeopardy now is just like exclusively autistic people.

[00:29:36] Yeah.

[00:29:37] I feel like it wasn't like that when I was growing up.

[00:29:39] But now it's now just how deep into this world.

[00:29:42] How do I agree?

[00:29:43] I yearn for the days where we're just listening.

[00:29:45] They have the craziest questions and there's a brain man.

[00:29:48] What river was Lincoln floating down during the war of whatever?

[00:29:53] That must have been the Potomac river.

[00:29:55] It was all like academics before and now it's just some guy like burning a hole through

[00:30:01] the camera with his dead eyes and drooling all over the table.

[00:30:04] What about when Trebek stares at the autism people and you hear the Japanese question?

[00:30:08] Andrew you recently switched the skin.

[00:30:09] I just looked at it like.

[00:30:10] He was like oh it was pretty good.

[00:30:12] I got a Jeopardy question.

[00:30:14] How many pussy rings does Nikki have?

[00:30:17] You're wife?

[00:30:18] I used to.

[00:30:19] I didn't know I just come to the ball.

[00:30:22] How many?

[00:30:23] Including or excluding her butthole peers.

[00:30:27] Why would that be?

[00:30:28] You're the one asking.

[00:30:29] So not including the butthole peers.

[00:30:31] But now he needs like letting you know he's like what about the guy she killed last week?

[00:30:36] By pussy rings.

[00:30:37] It looks like a tackle box.

[00:30:39] You split her open and see how old she is.

[00:30:42] How old the free is.

[00:30:43] I think that's what you meant by pussy rings.

[00:30:44] How much money would the Jeopardy box be?

[00:30:47] When she goes to the airport she dings when I eat her out it's like French embraces.

[00:30:53] Wow that's love guys.

[00:30:58] That's real love.

[00:31:00] I'll never know.

[00:31:02] Yeah.

[00:31:03] Put them together.

[00:31:04] Or magnets a problem.

[00:31:05] What if you put magnets there?

[00:31:07] They'd be all over the place.

[00:31:09] So you got your pussy.

[00:31:11] You got your pussy.

[00:31:12] Piers shut.

[00:31:13] Is that dick.

[00:31:16] Dick so bad she got the pussy.

[00:31:17] I apologize.

[00:31:24] I have tremendous respect for you.

[00:31:30] I only have five or three.

[00:31:32] Oh five.

[00:31:33] Wait so it's uneven.

[00:31:35] There's three on one side.

[00:31:36] Oh the lack of symmetry is going to like Nick isn't going to talk the rest of the episode.

[00:31:40] He's just going to be like thinking about it.

[00:31:42] Yeah.

[00:31:43] Three on one side and two on the other.

[00:31:45] That's weird.

[00:31:46] Two on one.

[00:31:47] Two on one I would guess right.

[00:31:50] What do you mean?

[00:31:51] Like a clip here singing.

[00:31:53] All right.

[00:31:54] Like a house of cards kind of like you know.

[00:31:56] Looks like a church.

[00:31:57] Wow.

[00:31:58] Happy my girl isn't here man.

[00:31:59] She doesn't have some ideas.

[00:32:00] She's into tattoos and piers.

[00:32:01] She's got like five in her ear right here.

[00:32:03] That's a much more standard pussy.

[00:32:05] Yeah.

[00:32:06] Yeah.

[00:32:07] Yeah.

[00:32:08] You're a girl.

[00:32:09] I got your ears.

[00:32:10] I got a studded player.

[00:32:13] Yeah.

[00:32:14] It's got to be like a kidney peer.

[00:32:15] Like you put it up her ass and pierce it.

[00:32:18] That's the only you talk goodbye pussy piercing.

[00:32:20] She was crazy.

[00:32:22] Yeah.

[00:32:23] She got her ears pierced.

[00:32:25] Yeah.

[00:32:26] I'll tell you what if you like piercing pussies.

[00:32:31] Let's get it back on my let's get back.

[00:32:37] Yeah.

[00:32:38] Say you be on my you gotta be on my.

[00:32:40] I just take a hot poger on my ass and rip my dick off.

[00:32:43] Yep.

[00:32:46] I was like we would come up with ideas with jackass and they would try to pass it through.

[00:32:47] And I said you know what Mike Tyson bit off of Vander Holyfield's ear.

[00:32:52] How about I'm in a boxing ring with a Vander Holyfield and then I try he tries to bite

[00:32:57] off my ear and they're like you're willing to have half your ear missing for a skit.

[00:33:01] I'm like fuck yeah you know the street creds off have when I have a half past ear and it's

[00:33:05] a out of that happen.

[00:33:06] A Vander Holyfield bit it off.

[00:33:08] Yeah.

[00:33:09] And you don't believe me looking up on the inter with.

[00:33:11] You should have gotten touched in the bite at all.

[00:33:13] Or that I would do that as well.

[00:33:14] I don't know if he'd be able to control him.

[00:33:15] He's available what I want to do.

[00:33:17] Yeah he might he might just start having sex with you.

[00:33:20] That would be a real prank.

[00:33:22] That was the kid.

[00:33:23] Robert gave us with a strap.

[00:33:24] You're biting it on here.

[00:33:25] It's like the bottom of your elbow is no pain.

[00:33:28] What is that?

[00:33:29] I'm sorry.

[00:33:30] Real bad.

[00:33:31] I was saying biting this part of my ear off it doesn't hurt at all.

[00:33:35] It's like pinching the bottom of your elbow.

[00:33:37] Yeah.

[00:33:38] Yeah.

[00:33:39] Well real quick if you like piercing whatever.

[00:33:43] You're pushing your pussy.

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[00:34:01] Well Boner boy right here doesn't have a problem getting a heart on.

[00:34:04] Well even if you don't.

[00:34:05] I mean it's like a superhero named Boner boy.

[00:34:07] I don't have a problem not killing myself.

[00:34:09] They don't need like not need cocaine to also you know.

[00:34:13] Yeah.

[00:34:14] I get an extra heart to it.

[00:34:16] Yeah exactly.

[00:34:17] It's the same ingredient as by Agra and Cialis but it's chewable.

[00:34:21] It works faster.

[00:34:22] It's a subscription service like you don't need to go to a doctor.

[00:34:25] Children or any girl or anybody.

[00:34:27] I guess theoretically theoretically yeah as long as you share a child with a limp dick.

[00:34:31] It doesn't matter.

[00:34:32] Take one now and then fuck the couch and we'll see if it really works.

[00:34:35] That's it.

[00:34:36] I'll give you samples for the guest to see we unfortunately we take we took them off.

[00:34:41] Yeah we take one now and then I could bone her in the bathroom because I have a babysitter

[00:34:46] right now.

[00:34:47] Yeah I get up.

[00:34:48] We could give you a hundred dollars of free dick pills and yeah it's the only it's the

[00:34:53] best part of the story.

[00:34:54] What do you get more underwear or the dick pills.

[00:34:56] Easily the dick pills.

[00:34:57] Yeah.

[00:34:58] We have a big deal to walk around with a hard on with no pussy lined up.

[00:35:02] You've never taken a Cialis it's a great time.

[00:35:05] Yeah that's what Don Vito was doing.

[00:35:07] Don Vito was driving the guitar and then he would go to the bar with a fucking raging

[00:35:11] bottle with no pussy.

[00:35:12] It's great.

[00:35:13] Don't do it until you've done it.

[00:35:15] It's not a stop.

[00:35:16] Don Vito.

[00:35:17] Yeah.

[00:35:18] It's just a life style.

[00:35:19] It's like going to my boy's house.

[00:35:20] Let me take this fire.

[00:35:21] I'm gonna go check my body.

[00:35:22] Yeah.

[00:35:23] I'm gonna go check my body.

[00:35:24] Yeah.

[00:35:25] I'm gonna go to the bar but my thing's gonna look great in my sweatpants while I do it.

[00:35:29] Yeah I wear gym shorts.

[00:35:30] It's not good for your heart.

[00:35:31] I feel it.

[00:35:32] Oh yeah it's bad for your heart.

[00:35:34] No it's actually not bad for your heart.

[00:35:37] Really?

[00:35:38] Yeah it like lowers your I have high blood pressure which I did not put on the form when

[00:35:42] I signed it.

[00:35:43] Yeah yeah.

[00:35:44] But please don't lie on the form.

[00:35:45] Please don't lie on the form.

[00:35:46] They got I think mad at us last time.

[00:35:48] Because we told people to do it but don't.

[00:35:50] Yeah no I don't think it does.

[00:35:51] Everybody's lying.

[00:35:52] Look they got a fucking doctor that looks into all the way.

[00:35:54] Yeah you got a doctor.

[00:35:55] He's a real doctor.

[00:35:56] I'm taking one of these pills right now.

[00:35:57] I'm gonna go work up a burner.

[00:35:59] Yeah you sign up for the website they send it to you in discreet packaging okay.

[00:36:03] Yeah I know you don't want to have people know that you're ordering dick pills.

[00:36:07] Your dick is limp as hell.

[00:36:08] Right.

[00:36:09] They sent it to you from custom custom medicine.

[00:36:12] Says custom medicine on the package.

[00:36:14] So there's nothing nothing suspicious about that.

[00:36:17] Yeah.

[00:36:18] Yeah.

[00:36:19] Work.

[00:36:20] What's that?

[00:36:21] I think work.

[00:36:22] Yeah they work.

[00:36:23] Oh they work maybe.

[00:36:24] Really?

[00:36:25] Yeah and when you can choose whether you want the I can't remember it's sladd in the fill

[00:36:26] or tuck tuck.

[00:36:27] Which one's like the Cialis version.

[00:36:29] I think to Dalla fill or whatever.

[00:36:30] And you just shoot it up and shoot it up.

[00:36:34] They got Cialis is a kind of like.

[00:36:35] That's like a 24 hour.

[00:36:38] It's more than that.

[00:36:39] I like the better.

[00:36:40] I take it in the morning with vitamins.

[00:36:42] Really?

[00:36:43] Yeah I treat it like a vitamin.

[00:36:44] Yeah.

[00:36:45] You put it in your like Monday Tuesday.

[00:36:46] I actually they taste good.

[00:36:47] They do.

[00:36:48] Yeah yeah they taste good like candy candy almost.

[00:36:51] Yeah except your dick gets all fucking hard the whole day.

[00:36:54] That is exactly different.

[00:36:55] Every too many is there like a OD.

[00:36:56] No.

[00:36:57] You're dick explode or something.

[00:36:58] No no.

[00:36:59] How many of you had how many have I had lifetime or like in one sitting.

[00:37:04] Like four or three.

[00:37:06] Yeah that's a lot right.

[00:37:12] To get your dick hard is.

[00:37:13] That's a cuss.

[00:37:14] One will do it.

[00:37:15] One will do it.

[00:37:16] You just I've gotten impatient and taken an extra one.

[00:37:18] Because it's right away.

[00:37:21] Unfortunately we don't but listen we'll get some to you buddy.

[00:37:24] We can be you at West.

[00:37:26] Yeah let's introduce the random guy.

[00:37:29] For the radio.

[00:37:30] I know I'm gave it to you.

[00:37:31] The family is a good dick pill right now.

[00:37:33] Yeah he's out there literally.

[00:37:34] Literally.

[00:37:35] What's your name buddy?

[00:37:36] I'm Joe.

[00:37:37] Joe.

[00:37:38] Everybody calls me Keen.

[00:37:39] Keen's in and you said you have taken dick pills and walk around.

[00:37:42] I've taken Seattle's because like buddy might gave me some.

[00:37:44] I was like what do I need these for?

[00:37:45] Yeah.

[00:37:46] And he's like dude trust me to like them and then I found out one night of drinking and

[00:37:49] doing enough booger sugar that I was like yeah it's not gonna work.

[00:37:52] I'm like I'll take one of these Seattle's like right now before I get home with the

[00:37:55] thing.

[00:37:56] Say blue chew for the story.

[00:37:57] Yeah.

[00:37:58] Say blue chew.

[00:37:59] This is a customer testimony.

[00:38:00] I don't think you heard the rules at the beginning.

[00:38:02] Yeah.

[00:38:03] Yeah.

[00:38:04] It's the same drug except it's what we want.

[00:38:06] I think it's like a Jew.

[00:38:07] It's the same.

[00:38:08] It's the same act of ingredient.

[00:38:09] What if you're a blood gang member and you can't do anything with the color blue?

[00:38:14] You keep it a secret.

[00:38:15] That's what you just keep it a packaging is just depagging.

[00:38:17] That could be a big deal in the streets.

[00:38:19] There's like some blood member out there taking blue chew and no one.

[00:38:22] I don't know.

[00:38:23] I think it's nice if they were that technical.

[00:38:24] Yeah.

[00:38:25] I mean it's fun.

[00:38:26] You're like Robin.

[00:38:27] It could be a big company one day.

[00:38:28] You're like oh.

[00:38:29] Well, all the pills are manufactured in the United States.

[00:38:30] So if you're a patriot, you love this country and you want your dick to get hard the American

[00:38:35] way.

[00:38:36] You take blue chew.

[00:38:37] You want those white blue collar workers to keep their jobs.

[00:38:39] Yeah.

[00:38:40] And I'll turn into fascists.

[00:38:41] You'll buy blue chew.

[00:38:42] You don't buy blue chew.

[00:38:43] You're helping fascists.

[00:38:43] You can put it after or something.

[00:38:45] It's true.

[00:38:46] It's true.

[00:38:47] It's true.

[00:38:48] It's true.

[00:38:49] It's true.

[00:38:50] It's true.

[00:38:51] That's true.

[00:38:52] That's the same thing.

[00:38:53] What do you do with it?

[00:38:54] Yeah.

[00:38:55] It's true.

[00:38:56] Same thing.

[00:38:57] I've handled a lot of things.

[00:38:59] Yes.

[00:39:00] But it's they're chewable.

[00:39:01] So that gets into your system faster.

[00:39:03] Take it many times day or night.

[00:39:05] It's cheaper than the other two.

[00:39:06] How was that pill bam?

[00:39:07] How's your dick feeling?

[00:39:08] Not working.

[00:39:09] It's not working.

[00:39:10] But soon it'll be so hard.

[00:39:13] Plus you don't need to go to the doctor's office.

[00:39:15] Anyways, go to bluetrue.com and get your first order free when you use promo code com

[00:39:19] town.

[00:39:24] Come, Vinnie, check it out.

[00:39:26] Yes, I will.

[00:39:27] Please do, buddy.

[00:39:28] Just pay for the shipping.

[00:39:29] We're going to check it out.

[00:39:30] We are back.

[00:39:31] I think we should even video on Instagram once we get the pills for bam and just take them.

[00:39:35] Yeah, please, you know.

[00:39:36] Please show us your hard dick when you finally get a little bit.

[00:39:39] Just like it.

[00:39:40] Post your dick on social media and use hashtag blujoo.

[00:39:44] It's no problem.

[00:39:46] Congrats, bam.

[00:39:47] It's nice that you have a hard dick.

[00:39:49] I'm just going to club pay.

[00:39:51] Yeah.

[00:39:52] The pub team came through with a nice Bernie said, band doesn't have much to fill up.

[00:39:56] So just wanted to get that on the record.

[00:39:59] So, bam, as a small penis.

[00:40:01] It's like a tuna can.

[00:40:03] Yeah.

[00:40:04] Ooh.

[00:40:05] He calls it a tuna can.

[00:40:06] I love how MTV can't show a lot of things.

[00:40:08] But when I broke my tailbone in February and had to get an x-ray of it, you could see an outline

[00:40:14] of my x-ray dick and they had no problems showing it on that.

[00:40:18] Hell yeah.

[00:40:19] Yeah, it seems like they would always tell you guys like they draw the line somewhere, but

[00:40:23] then another skit would like why didn't we do that if we're doing this?

[00:40:26] You know what I mean?

[00:40:27] It's like if you're okay with us putting car in our butt, why can't we do this?

[00:40:31] So, I'd say they always like maybe they ever change executives during making a jackass

[00:40:36] one to like jackass three and a half.

[00:40:37] Isn't all that shit arbitrary anyways?

[00:40:39] The network just wants to like some it's somebody's job to say.

[00:40:42] Yeah, yeah, like you can't just there's a person hired that they can't just watch your episode

[00:40:47] and say, well, that looks like it's good to go.

[00:40:49] No, they have to have a list of complaints because if they don't, then they didn't do their job.

[00:40:53] Which causes us problems.

[00:40:54] That's why you got to put a red herring and everything.

[00:40:56] You always, that's why we go over the top crime.

[00:40:59] So we know that the black man behind the pickup.

[00:41:02] Mm-hmm.

[00:41:03] They're like, well, we can't do that one.

[00:41:04] And like guess who got their penis on daytime television?

[00:41:07] Yeah.

[00:41:08] So true.

[00:41:12] Mm-hmm.

[00:41:13] Well, it's Oscar.

[00:41:15] As BAM swinging the mic on his baby's head.

[00:41:20] So BAM, are you are you voting for Bernie?

[00:41:23] Yeah.

[00:41:24] He's at it.

[00:41:26] He even had it.

[00:41:27] Just a door full-throated endorsement of Bernie Sanders from BAM.

[00:41:31] Thank you, BAM.

[00:41:32] Just get it out there.

[00:41:34] You should just you should.

[00:41:35] You should.

[00:41:36] I'll do all of voting.

[00:41:38] I should be.

[00:41:39] Just uh.

[00:41:40] I love that BAM.

[00:41:41] Promote Bernie Sanders and not know who he is.

[00:41:44] Yeah.

[00:41:45] I bet you Bernie would know who BAM was though.

[00:41:48] I don't think Bernie knows where he is.

[00:41:50] No, I don't really.

[00:41:51] Yeah.

[00:41:52] I think Bernie's about to die.

[00:41:53] I don't think Bernie's an 80 year old Jewish man since like 1983.

[00:41:55] Yeah.

[00:41:56] Yeah.

[00:41:57] We did a show not about a month ago and already laying it.

[00:41:59] He said that the play in the round of golf with Donald Trump was one of the funnest days of his life.

[00:42:03] Just because every other day was sucking dick for heroin.

[00:42:06] Yeah.

[00:42:07] Yeah.

[00:42:08] Yeah.

[00:42:09] You know, shoot that photo in with his nose all came out.

[00:42:11] Yeah.

[00:42:12] Every photo I love.

[00:42:13] Yeah.

[00:42:14] Yeah.

[00:42:15] How do you, I didn't want to shoot up so I just sniffed my nose off.

[00:42:18] Yeah.

[00:42:19] Already looks like he's just been in a wind tunnel for the last.

[00:42:22] Well, heroin always had a, heroin addicts always had that thing when they try to hide their marks with a sleeve, but he can't put a sleeve over his face.

[00:42:28] He's hiding it by drawing attention to his face.

[00:42:29] Yeah.

[00:42:30] So he put up a cartoon and put a cocaine on a frying pan and then smack himself in the face.

[00:42:35] That was the funniest shit.

[00:42:37] Yeah.

[00:42:38] That's a tough look.

[00:42:39] I want to show these track marks.

[00:42:40] I'll just have my nose came in.

[00:42:42] Yeah.

[00:42:43] I'm going to show Connecticut.

[00:42:44] My friends were like, you just made us pay $40 and it looks like you just punched a homeless guy in the face 20 times.

[00:42:49] And then I look at Elzar.