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[00:00:01] uh... work or no no go ahead said

[00:00:04] no come on alright

[00:00:06] that's fine we're talking about a real everyone

[00:00:09] we all like it

[00:00:10] in other countries it's called rocket

[00:00:14] the uk they call it rocker that school about that

[00:00:18] of the google of the world

[00:00:20] school in a new that's for

[00:00:22] what but that kind of last is for

[00:00:24] google of the world or a little bit of you guys remember that bitch uh...

[00:00:27] that's racist okay

[00:00:29] that you're being silly you know what these guys have been having a salad over

[00:00:33] what's in it a ruegula boogla

[00:00:35] that bitch uh...

[00:00:37] we got a couple of guys that are

[00:00:38] and a ruegula boogla salad over

[00:00:41] i'm not sure who that's racist towards i don't know it's a consensus second

[00:00:46] there's a guy who's a

[00:00:47] more fits with the guy walking past the construction site some black eyes are

[00:00:50] eating their salad okay

[00:00:52] and there goes he goes

[00:00:54] they get a load of this what are these guys eating for lunch of ruegula boogla

[00:00:57] salad

[00:00:59] he's just elbowing one of those like bankless that she police officers

[00:01:03] as i'm sure it gets yes

[00:01:05] can you please help me find buns that fit

[00:01:08] you get why are they all in like

[00:01:10] i'm going to get your words close it looks like a child it's really strange

[00:01:14] a little boy playing policeman in the hatcher big two yeah i think that the

[00:01:19] police tailor is like a big prankster

[00:01:21] the thing that he's like that he's like i'm gonna make the issue fucking in the

[00:01:24] yeah i don't think it's like south Asian the tailor of Panama

[00:01:28] yeah

[00:01:29] you know our metermaids cops in new york they seem like they're not none of those

[00:01:33] people seem like real cops to me

[00:01:35] i think they're cops yeah

[00:01:36] there's no distinction

[00:01:38] they seem soft it seems like

[00:01:40] do you have done this always like traditionally an old lady cop job you know

[00:01:44] we're like a frail like fresh off the boat

[00:01:47] but i want to get a spinner maids and it's a cop that's like

[00:01:50] sir if you're gonna park there you gotta let me beat you off

[00:01:54] well fine but i'm in a rush

[00:01:57] that's how the system is set up

[00:01:59] if that's how president and reagan was it

[00:02:02] so big

[00:02:03] but i'm in a rush so please kiss my neck while you do it

[00:02:06] president

[00:02:07] president and reagan is like in addition to anime baldy people

[00:02:10] it sounds like

[00:02:11] they're both everybody

[00:02:14] everybody gets an anime baldy people

[00:02:16] wait you really talk like that yeah learn english yeah that's but

[00:02:20] we will also be introducing beta maids instead of the police

[00:02:25] everyone says the police are racist but what if the police

[00:02:29] only job was to beat off your penis

[00:02:33] that way when you get in trouble an ugly woman beats you off

[00:02:36] and it's punitive because no one believes in the psychological trauma that

[00:02:40] happens to men when i take an advantage of by an ugly woman

[00:02:44] yeah that way it's laughable and it also has a built-in way of correcting the

[00:02:49] issue of sexual assault how it's not treated fairly based on gender

[00:02:53] thanks so yang's idea is to just rape men more so you use ugly female cops to

[00:02:58] rape white men yeah and this is part of my genius

[00:03:02] it can be a guy strategy to fix the country

[00:03:06] yeah and then everyone has to be like hi i guess he has a point i guess this

[00:03:12] is one weird chinese guy that's figured out everything

[00:03:14] he's developed a system that works for everybody

[00:03:18] i love how you're using that classic yang upstate new york accent yeah

[00:03:23] oh listen i think that's where he's from i think he's sort of like raw

[00:03:26] chester going up and bot oh so you were joking also

[00:03:29] Adam he doesn't sound well he's of course he doesn't sound like i don't know

[00:03:32] i've heard him from taiwan but yeah he's running for president i was

[00:03:38] that he had to have been born i was born and raised in c-rock king right

[00:03:42] that is a good point he has to be over 30 but i'd have to be raised here he needs

[00:03:46] to be born here yeah but i've been born here taking

[00:03:49] fucking back to when they can't choose born in canada right he can also be

[00:03:52] pulling a vato or work and just choose it to sound like that that's true no one's

[00:03:56] gonna stop it you know that'd be less cultural appropriation than beta yeah

[00:04:01] that's how i want to run his culture i want to run as as ding dong maulin

[00:04:05] yeah i don't know this oh first like yeah you know down in texas

[00:04:12] we have an expression is uh uh uh you are fully once i pee in your coca

[00:04:19] cola when they look back on the past they're

[00:04:24] going to say do we know who are these who are these japanese scum the past

[00:04:30] is Donald trump plan we don't want to be like those nips scum

[00:04:36] i don't know what the chinese version is pentale isn't that does that mean

[00:04:39] it means like dick yeah there's something i don't know yeah i'm thinking about

[00:04:42] fagging i think i'm a little cabron cabrona cabrona and maricone or like the

[00:04:46] two-day type of carot is like a carot is like a

[00:04:51] regional right yeah like i think in mexico maybe one other country means like

[00:04:55] pimp top right because it means the top fag it whoa i'm that dude i'm a cabron

[00:05:00] dude yeah i'm the top daddy the other one is an insult everywhere

[00:05:04] yeah hell yeah call me stomberos cabrona halkius dude

[00:05:09] cabron bopi that's me dude i'm rebranding

[00:05:13] yeah i wonder what how Andrew Yang would fix the toilets the bathrooms oh yeah

[00:05:17] we don't get toto when you think

[00:05:21] when you say the toilets do you mean the trans trans people going on yeah i

[00:05:24] thought you meant like uh the asian style bidet's well that'll be awesome

[00:05:29] no i just mean like what if that was part of his power you would solve the bathroom

[00:05:32] issue what would be the Andrew Yang take on abortion

[00:05:35] what's the thing that that fixes it for everybody

[00:05:37] you harvest the stem cells for sometimes policy probably

[00:05:43] what yeah yeah yeah no that's not it either

[00:05:47] it's some kind of synthesis between the one child policy and then also stem cells

[00:05:53] mm-hmm only people who have cancer are allowed to

[00:05:57] no what you like eugenics well population control there's

[00:06:02] like there's an intersection between negative population growth which is

[00:06:06] necessary negatives necessary negative population oh because the world

[00:06:11] is too many people yeah okay negative population growth which is

[00:06:14] necessary uh uh access safe access to abortions

[00:06:19] that also doesn't how about this off religious people

[00:06:24] and satisfies what you get a free xbox or playstation for life with free

[00:06:31] psl whatever but you have to get sterilized

[00:06:34] or xbox live what xbox live oh you get in that way we stop it at the end of

[00:06:39] we stop it at the point of for what do women want because women don't game

[00:06:43] they want abortions it's like there has to be some kind of a purse

[00:06:47] yeah that's a sign a piece of paper saying that they go to hell

[00:06:50] one free purse a really good purse a Birkin bag no you get

[00:06:55] yeah big Birkin bags how about this when you have to sign a document it says i

[00:06:59] promise i will go to hell oh that's good a binding agreement binding agreement

[00:07:04] says i promise i will go to hell if you get an abortion

[00:07:07] that's good everyone's happy the church is happy because they're like all right

[00:07:11] fine you get it i promise i will not argue with st peter i will go directly to hell

[00:07:17] not passco yeah that seems to work that seems fair the man

[00:07:21] scott frees off the yank the dang yang did it again

[00:07:24] the yang baby you're right you're right gamers that that's right

[00:07:30] at him because most people who sign about the amher yang twins and it's like

[00:07:33] hey baby let me whisper you got a thousand dollars

[00:07:44] wait a second wait till i see my day

[00:07:52] does he have any other signature policies no he's just uh universal basic going

[00:07:56] on rogan that's kind of a policy yeah how come he's the guy that got the

[00:08:00] going rogan i don't know what said it said a jake flores put burning

[00:08:04] jake let jake why shouldn't hi to the jake

[00:08:07] jake was promised joe rogan promised jake that he could do a lot about that

[00:08:12] yeah joe rogan promised that he sent him a certified letter that said mr jake

[00:08:16] flores i promise one invitation that you are this is a

[00:08:20] invitation to be redeemed at the joe rogan show

[00:08:24] anytime whenever you want and then guess what happens that capitalist

[00:08:29] pig dog didn't honor his customer coupon

[00:08:35] that had not expired i won't burn you on rogan dude or elizabeth warren

[00:08:40] getting high doing fucking whip it about like a kid has

[00:08:43] how about like a disagreed with the guest how about a kid a kid that gives his

[00:08:47] his mom everyone convinces him how about a child that gives his mom or a dad like

[00:08:50] a one free hug and kiss coupon for like father's day or something

[00:08:54] but then the father gets his wallet stolen and then

[00:08:58] a guy finds it the coupon yeah and the court rules that

[00:09:03] the child kisses penis yeah well the child

[00:09:06] still owes the kiss because it's like you can't discriminate of course

[00:09:11] and it was your fault for legal tender it's yeah if i lose a dollar

[00:09:15] they were picks it up that's their dollar sorry your your son is going to have to

[00:09:19] hug and kiss this man if he has the coupon sticky fingers

[00:09:23] pinbox yeah i mean there's no expiration date on here this is a legally binding

[00:09:28] contract right yeah you need to do a small print

[00:09:31] kissing you kissing crying in court kissing this and hugging this pedophile

[00:09:35] it was redeeming it redeeming the coupon i like that dude

[00:09:41] you better hope there's no massage involved

[00:09:45] one free massage for mom and i'm just saying a foot rub

[00:09:50] did you ever do a coupon book for your mom i think so oh my god a coupon book

[00:09:55] yeah no never that that's what you've heard

[00:09:57] birthday yeah yeah the like oh yeah i was like the thing i'm describing i'm

[00:10:01] sorry describing i thought i just for some whatever reason i imagine you

[00:10:05] taking the value city coupon yeah taking the value city coupon book putting

[00:10:09] it a wrapping paper and giving it to your mom is oppressed i wasn't that good of a

[00:10:13] son yeah come on you will first cutting out the good

[00:10:18] ones for himself i couldn't get it out like the ones you wanted

[00:10:22] yeah

[00:10:25] why are all these mini golf coupons gone good for one hug i'm sorry but it says

[00:10:31] good for one hug and kiss right here sir just knocking on your door pet

[00:10:37] mom's you can't hug and kiss my son if i have to get the police involved i will

[00:10:45] is this not his hand right uh-huh daddy who is it just go inside billy

[00:10:53] just get back inside all right billy put on your scuba suit

[00:10:57] right we need to protect it the hug and kiss will be on the customs

[00:11:03] terms

[00:11:09] put on the ones you insip it all the way up billy

[00:11:13] local pedophile was arrested for counterfeiting and redeeming free

[00:11:18] hug and kiss certificates with local children

[00:11:21] press go to his house he's having just some guy

[00:11:25] now he does i like that even better as a pedophile going to a guy's house or

[00:11:28] whatever and showing the coupon and the dad and the dad just like looking at it

[00:11:31] through his reading glass and be like i don't i mean i guess it's yeah this

[00:11:36] looks like one of his honey get out here okay well you're gonna

[00:11:42] learn about promising things to be as a certificate so

[00:11:46] i it looks exactly like the one you gave me on my birthday last year

[00:11:51] you're gonna learn how much a man's word means

[00:11:56] well he said he was going to call the police do you want to go to jail

[00:11:59] yep or do you want to come out here and spend 12 minutes with this man in his

[00:12:03] shed you want to come out here and hug and kiss this man for the coupon

[00:12:07] and take the coupon back and that's how my dad taught me this is your QR code

[00:12:14] on it okay we scanned it your name comes up

[00:12:21] that's so funny yeah it is funny Adam thanks

[00:12:26] bump sorry for the compliment oh by the way

[00:12:31] man what's up faggot yeah what's up faggot whoa

[00:12:38] but

[00:12:42] geez man Elmer Fudd goes home to his husband

[00:12:45] yeah that was hate you fuck i can't give you a

[00:12:49] white i shouldn't try to be a honda

[00:12:53] the world of republicans will mean to me i thought if i just act like damn name

[00:12:59] would accept me even though i'm gay but one of the wabbits called me a faggot

[00:13:05] i'll say y'all say where's that rabbit and that's his husband yes

[00:13:08] he's my father you saw me the guy who called you a faggot

[00:13:14] he's fucking a giant shit he's giant chicken goes and fucks up bugs

[00:13:18] for doing a hate speech on his gay husband Elmer Fudd

[00:13:21] fucking taiit's a listen listen i said listen here son i'll show you a faggot

[00:13:25] if you want to see one

[00:13:30] listen here son yep fog horned punitively raping

[00:13:35] bugs for doing hate speech but i'm bum bum but i'm bum bum

[00:13:39] faggot horn leg horn mm-hmm there it is

[00:13:43] count it up fagg horny leh horny oh i just want to say thank you to everyone

[00:13:48] Chicago uh milwaukee and ukleir the shows were great came out to get leh

[00:13:53] pussy and then live show yeah it was uh it was really nice i i was

[00:13:59] very admittedly i was very scared to go out on the road without my

[00:14:02] boys alone solo solo but i had received he's got yeah

[00:14:06] i had received he's got an illegal pistol on him at all times

[00:14:09] macho and randy he's a he's a concealed carry in case he gets made

[00:14:14] okay i'm gonna say borlays are made right i got my fucking expensive battery

[00:14:17] stuck in there wow that's stupid if you do wow

[00:14:21] well it's upsetting well thanks again to everyone

[00:14:23] so right yeah i was doing my thing and come see us this weekend and we have

[00:14:28] less than a hundred tickets left standing room to both shows to both shows

[00:14:32] a pm and a podcast at 10 pm the pound off

[00:14:36] this is a name the venue mm-hmm it's uh the black cat black cat

[00:14:40] oh i'm sorry i'm sorry he's been saying people to a gay sex club in dz

[00:14:45] go the pound off yeah go to club apex they will be doing a special midnight

[00:14:50] show there's a game for the dc right apex um

[00:14:53] there was that and there was the gay sports bar on u-star oh yeah uh

[00:14:57] nellies nellies yeah yeah they trick you with the sports yeah and then they

[00:15:01] try to fuck just the fellas yeah dude i remember i was just trying to watch a

[00:15:04] raven's game next thing i know i'm sucking off four guys yeah

[00:15:08] what does remember i remember what a sinister

[00:15:11] weird and so-ho in uh on p-street when

[00:15:15] well p-street yeah and having a cigarette outside and there was that like that

[00:15:19] like fireside grill or something across the street i can't remember the name of

[00:15:23] like a fireplace grill or something it was like a

[00:15:25] firehouse tavern maybe that was it and these two gay guys came out came outside

[00:15:30] and one of them's like you know like quickly walking down the street

[00:15:34] they're having a fight and the other one goes you guys

[00:15:36] fine go back to him he's just gonna treat you like a slut

[00:15:40] there's all you are is a fucking slut and i was like 17 and

[00:15:44] that's the first time i heard a man just i know he called another man a whore and

[00:15:49] a slut tell me that's the place i was like damn that's hilarious

[00:15:54] he's just gonna fuck your ass in your mouth he's just gonna treat you like a

[00:15:58] slut they got the same problems we do

[00:16:04] yeah

[00:16:06] it is funny that some of them are just cunts yeah

[00:16:10] homophobic but the ones that are women

[00:16:17] i'm so misogynistic

[00:16:19] not a problem i don't probably gay guys but the ones that are the girls

[00:16:22] of the girl oh my god

[00:16:26] i don't know about those those

[00:16:31] he's going to nellies talking all the tops

[00:16:34] a lot of them what's up fellas a lot of the gay guys in

[00:16:37] DC were like bitch you're a fishnet hey get out of here this is supposed to be

[00:16:41] for guys oh my god

[00:16:47] a lot of the like DuPont circle gays in DC were like John Cena

[00:16:51] marine jarhead look at that really they were like jacked is that

[00:16:55] and how did you find that out i used to live in that area but he used to

[00:16:58] i used to fuck yeah i used to train with that fucked by them

[00:17:03] yeah they called his training the slut of our street

[00:17:08] the car car in 14th and wow with his hip hitch you're gonna dog my old

[00:17:14] address is his hand you know like on his hip or whatever yeah yeah

[00:17:20] and he's like i'm just looking for the sailors in the ports for

[00:17:24] i don't know fleet week fleet week or something well yeah i like

[00:17:28] not and then they break them or something that's the other guys know how

[00:17:34] guys know how cold some of gay goes that old tail

[00:17:39] that old classic call it's a very bad i'm buying his own prison uniform and

[00:17:44] sagging the pants on the street just with every color handkerchief

[00:17:51] every bandana posse together i remember my old apartment complex like

[00:17:57] the the maintenance guy he had been like in and out of prison or whatever but

[00:18:00] one time he's like he's like i forget what he was talking about

[00:18:04] he's like to make you pull your fucking pocket inside out

[00:18:07] you know put pocket out like that and then make you hold on to it

[00:18:10] say now you're gonna carry around you have to carry carry that hold their

[00:18:13] pocket like that because now you're somebody's

[00:18:16] bitch and you have you have they have they use you for whatever they want

[00:18:20] and it was like what are you doing right now

[00:18:25] we're like you're at work yeah yeah i remember on like the sink is

[00:18:30] fucking dripping you please fix it did you please yeah

[00:18:35] just go install the ceiling fan in 318 gonna tell us about

[00:18:40] what your boyfriend would do on those moray scared straight episodes where

[00:18:44] they take kids to prisons the guys would like take their pockets out and

[00:18:47] they'd be like now hold my hold my pocket but like that's how you scare kids

[00:18:51] from going to jail because they like don't get raped don't get raped i mean i

[00:18:54] guess it worked did you know there was like an a do we already talk about this

[00:18:56] the there's a pretty look here and share it yeah but just real quick

[00:19:00] prison would not work if you there wasn't the specter of rape

[00:19:04] happening i don't know about that man no you don't get to see your family you

[00:19:08] sleep in a shitty little bed your life and career is put on hold for

[00:19:13] x amount of years when your career is being a criminal

[00:19:15] i mean like if if you're a as a child i thought like yeah i'm gonna be

[00:19:20] a bank robber and then i guess i'll go to prison for 10 years which

[00:19:24] is my 10 seven-year-old understanding of prison is

[00:19:28] i just roll up cigarettes in my sleeve and whittle with a bunch of other guys

[00:19:32] that play harmonica and it's like that sounds great i mean a place where

[00:19:36] if like prison was if you take the rape out of it and it's just

[00:19:38] no listing weights and arguing about the tv

[00:19:42] that's basically my life no as it is i have literally you think

[00:19:48] you take you take the the rape away i'll even take the violent assaults

[00:19:52] i don't give a shit about the fights you take away rape from prison

[00:19:56] i have zero fear free health is not true it's 100 percent true i would not

[00:20:01] i would not i would i would not i would not give if they're like 15 years

[00:20:05] about fuck it 15 years is so long yeah but i did not be able to move around

[00:20:12] yeah you would i would do watching way your tv you don't get this big s tv

[00:20:16] you don't get the game that's not true dude you do get the game

[00:20:20] you know the stack of blue rays from kreisserian dude what are you gonna do

[00:20:23] in prison you don't get the lamb chops you don't get to get pussy for 15 years

[00:20:29] i mean come on bro you get a busy though no he's saying you can't get all i get

[00:20:33] out of prison i'm like jack this shit i got cool

[00:20:37] swastika tattoos all over my body that you got for free yeah you don't really

[00:20:42] have to pay yeah you just get free swaz i'm in a gang yeah i got a cool

[00:20:47] rockabilly haircut that is all right you're yeah that's a good point

[00:20:50] yeah you're right rape is essential to the criminal justice

[00:20:53] i would get so much reading done i'd read every fucking book in that library

[00:20:57] i've come out smarter mm-hmm smarter more racist yeah jacked yeah that's all

[00:21:03] society needs

[00:21:08] i'd go muslim would you i think so you got a muslim boyfriend

[00:21:12] you got a muslim boyfriend yeah yeah would you guys pleasure himself

[00:21:16] well if it's there's no way that that means it would be all consensual gay

[00:21:19] sex yeah you could have lovely relationships just

[00:21:22] a majority of of the sex happening in prison is consensual

[00:21:26] the vast majority of it is

[00:21:28] one's concession

[00:21:31] i mean ladies if you look at the statistics i mean

[00:21:36] by and large they just want to play to be gay and racist

[00:21:43] that's all he's saying

[00:21:46] for the most part why this is one of the most

[00:22:05] prison for those guys are gay and wanted

[00:22:09] if you didn't want if you didn't want to want to be held down by nine guys and

[00:22:13] sodomized maybe he shouldn't have walked around like that

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[00:24:40] try to just take for yourself

[00:24:44] Wayne Gretzky service queen who are the losers the guys who don't take

[00:24:48] pussy take all the pussy they want

[00:24:53] and you get bet on Wayne Gretzky

[00:24:55] at dsi.com they offer wagers on famous hockey games such as

[00:25:01] the Gretzky final you can bet on all now

[00:25:05] yeah you know you can get rest and in reality too all sorts of reality TV

[00:25:10] politics yeah politics who's the bachelor what is the bachelor gamble now about

[00:25:15] it I mean he's in the bachelor's cock can you see it through his pants

[00:25:20] he's wearing linen to his way with a shock show they should have like the

[00:25:24] bachelor and it's that mansion all the women competing but then there's a gay

[00:25:27] guy that just watches from outside and if one of the women accidentally leaves

[00:25:31] the door open he runs in and sucks the bachelor's back

[00:25:37] and the women have to peel them off and the women that the woman that leaves

[00:25:41] the door open let's the gay guy and suck off the bachelor gets kicked off the

[00:25:45] show that's fair and so this this that's how

[00:25:48] eliminations happen yeah so every time someone gets eliminated

[00:25:52] the guy has gotten sucked off this one and it's called mark Ripley's the

[00:25:56] bachelor

[00:26:04] damn dude that's my version of it that you can bet that you got Ripley on board

[00:26:08] huh I don't know I was thinking I'm believing or not yeah yeah oh that's

[00:26:11] your mark Ripley yeah I think so yeah yeah yeah I believe it or not this man is

[00:26:16] very gay I've I've believed everything he's ever told me

[00:26:20] well you can believe that bet the SI.com has been in a business over 20 years

[00:26:23] paying out winners they got 24 seven customer service

[00:26:27] you know that's that's they're open all the time

[00:26:31] that's right Christmas New Year's yeah call them up complain

[00:26:34] Purim they got an award winning easy to use mobile app

[00:26:39] mobile playing interface that's right but you can bet on the go

[00:26:43] you know would you know walking out on your family or

[00:26:46] I think we've done that one before you know they got

[00:26:52] you get pussy you can have you got but they got pussy you can have

[00:26:55] Mm-hmm Gretzky style Gretzky style pussy

[00:26:58] bet the SI.com promo code 120 promo code

[00:27:04] come on 20 and we pull up I always forget this fucking bullshit

[00:27:08] dude you think it's the thing about paying a casino's

[00:27:11] comp yeah oh yeah so if you're gonna be in the

[00:27:15] sports book which is where we like the game we like that part we know that part

[00:27:22] live in game major and that's it yeah live in game rate dream so you can make

[00:27:26] place throughout the entire games and event so you make sure you use

[00:27:29] promo code come 120 so you know you say yeah when you sign up got options

[00:27:34] just playing cash out or bonus money you know comp promo code come 120 yada yada

[00:27:41] mm-hmm up to a thousand dollars are going to give you 60 bonus cash

[00:27:44] as well let's shit thousand dollars in a 1600

[00:27:48] that's the good shit so promo code come 120 they give you some extra money or

[00:27:52] something so once again bet the SI.com come with

[00:27:55] when he let's start the show

[00:27:57] bao when you did it the big winner and it will come down

[00:28:00] Lewis gay Gomez presents the Lewis J. Gomez comedy special

[00:28:06] I'll tell you what Louie didn't do wrong is you should have fucking raped those

[00:28:10] women

[00:28:12] great man

[00:28:14] good good good good good

[00:28:18] a white guy with dreadlocks in the audience just shaking his head and smiling

[00:28:23] the amount of dudes like that were like can i go to self-feed like i'm at the

[00:28:27] shows and then they take their phone out and their

[00:28:29] lock screen is the Legion of Scanks logo salute salute

[00:28:32] I got it happened once no no they're not guys

[00:28:37] you're not it was every single guy there all of them had it that is true Adam

[00:28:42] there's no way that was more than two people it might have been three

[00:28:46] no dude it was one it might have been three at least you're lying about it

[00:28:49] being two and now you're saying it might have been three yeah it might have been

[00:28:54] that's remarkable for a crowd of five people that's a lot

[00:28:59] we got huge crowds at these I will say salute to the listen

[00:29:04] as hilarious as much as I'm gonna face to the LOS bros come out dude thank you

[00:29:08] for coming out you do not meet the face tattoo

[00:29:11] no I didn't meet him but I'm hoping to meet him this summer it looks like you

[00:29:15] does he yeah really he's ugly I think he is I think he's an HIV victim

[00:29:21] why do they call that AIDS victims it's like you did it to yourself motherfucker

[00:29:25] all right no I mean come on all right no I can't come

[00:29:30] no I'm just saying over here in trouble if I'm just saying it just I'll

[00:29:34] go back I just need to take more prep no let's talk about this

[00:29:38] all I'm saying is that they did it to themselves

[00:29:42] sorry okay did you see prepping a racist when that doesn't the fifth

[00:29:46] case of HIV contraction what for someone taking prep

[00:29:52] happened I gotta get out of here real quick well it doesn't work on fact yeah

[00:29:58] yeah you got to take that let's argue about it does it really not work that's

[00:30:03] crazy apparently they said that it's yeah the fifth case it just well it sounds

[00:30:08] like a real panic at the disco Vegas baby band my now we know with the name of

[00:30:16] the band man it's about finding out prepped

[00:30:19] yeah my can't think of a panic at the disco song I'm closing the job oh no

[00:30:26] I'm in the bathroom and I just found out my medicine

[00:30:30] doesn't work and I just suck the 35 guys

[00:30:36] just you know because there's a guy out there my gay man

[00:30:39] prep came out in like day one he's like just busting every hole

[00:30:43] just fuck me just look I'm gonna look I got paper cuts coming

[00:30:48] fuck all my paper cuts nothing my eye sockets here I'm gonna pull my

[00:30:53] blower eyelid out make a little fountain for you to none in so we can be sure

[00:30:57] that the cum is in my blood stream don't worry I'm on prep baby

[00:31:01] pause me up and then you get later they're like yeah so about that

[00:31:08] friends out you can't get yeah as long as you didn't do the

[00:31:14] cum I found him as long as he didn't make the I

[00:31:18] I specifically asked my doctor if I could that guy's it worked is reading that

[00:31:22] fucking reading that article on his phone everyone's like what's wrong

[00:31:25] turn second nothing like are you crying and he's like I hope so

[00:31:34] I hope I'm just coming coming out of the night a year later

[00:31:42] I hope I'm just those are just tears

[00:31:48] damn sorry sorry to those guys that got aged

[00:31:52] in yeah she got AIDS that sucks that shit sucks that fucking sucks

[00:31:59] sorry bro well at least they'll have they'll get heavy paid you think

[00:32:04] yeah they just got fucking dropped the yeah drop some doll and probably put

[00:32:09] that take that pill and they're like King Kong got hit on me

[00:32:12] and they got you live the magic Johnson lifestyle for now on

[00:32:16] yeah well he got rid of his shit no he's got it

[00:32:19] no he's done what do you mean is HIV free

[00:32:22] that's not it's undetectable yeah it's actually we went to Africa and it

[00:32:25] sexed a bunch of virgins yeah infamy it's yeah like yeah we like doctor

[00:32:31] I mean I'm not like super into homeopathic stuff that's the one that

[00:32:35] where there is yeah I cut out gluten and I've been going to Africa to have

[00:32:40] sex with virgins untraceable yeah yeah and it's well I'm untraceable

[00:32:45] I I've never felt better well that's good to know uh that's pretty cheap

[00:32:50] huh you just fly over how much does that set you back well you got a I mean it's

[00:32:54] tricky because there's a flight in the European you have to go to a village

[00:32:57] and build a school for the girls and then

[00:33:03] you have to get them while they're on their way to the school

[00:33:08] that nice thing about Africa's the school doesn't really need to be much

[00:33:13] more than a pile of cow shit with some leaves on top of it right

[00:33:17] so you get like a guy yeah you just hollow out the middle

[00:33:21] and then you put a picture of like a smiling bumble bee on the wall

[00:33:25] and there you go that's a school says don't bug me I'm reading

[00:33:30] yeah one of those kinds and then ironically yeah you get bugged yeah

[00:33:35] they bug you up well interesting so you get like a like a

[00:33:39] cherry because bees aren't bugs they're arachnids you would know that if you

[00:33:43] went to school they're not dude you see spiders are acting and

[00:33:46] learned anything bitch that's one of the few things I know

[00:33:50] yeah excuse me who do you think knows more about this

[00:33:53] use some fat moron or a bug a guy who owns several

[00:33:59] institutions in Africa that way you own them too well yeah I set up the schools

[00:34:04] I didn't know they were paying for pay oh you get him to pay how about a guy

[00:34:08] that doesn't understand what gay for pay means and it's friday and everyone's

[00:34:12] getting paycheck and he's like oh boy I am gay for pay

[00:34:16] I can't wait to get my paycheck I'm simply just he thinks he has to suck

[00:34:20] off the guy giving out the checks well that's that's back to being gay for

[00:34:23] pay that's what no no he's already earned the money by doing work

[00:34:27] but he also just sucks off the guy just literally handing out yeah but it's also

[00:34:31] like that's not him that's not him misunderstanding what gay for pay means

[00:34:35] yes it is no gay for pays well if you have it all for you

[00:34:38] money because he thinks he has to have gay sex to get the money so he is

[00:34:44] still thinking that gay he has to do gay shit for his

[00:34:48] pay no but I see what's not saying I see what's not

[00:34:51] if you're gay after you get paid it's not like I'll give you 20 bucks to be gay

[00:34:56] it's like well I hate having to deal with greek people

[00:35:00] it has to get into this meta textual argument

[00:35:04] where he deliberately misinterprets this is a so-crowdic kind of suck

[00:35:09] credit this is uh yeah this is a philosophy

[00:35:12] for pay is i'll give you 40 dollars you suck me off

[00:35:15] right this guy thinks gets paid for his job right

[00:35:20] and then he goes gay because when he's paid well wow I guess gay for pay I have

[00:35:24] to suck dick to get my money that I'm already

[00:35:27] or that I already earned no no no then you lost me there okay I was with you

[00:35:31] until then what did you think I was saying that he gets paid and he's so

[00:35:34] happy he just got paid no I was semantic distinction is between the

[00:35:38] definition of pay or like or what what you mean by pay is pay

[00:35:43] money that you're already owed because you earned it or is paid right

[00:35:46] he's being gay for free so the substance's difference is between like

[00:35:51] it's just exists solely in the word pay in this instance yes gay we can all

[00:35:57] agree with well what is gay and also both gay and

[00:36:01] for like the operator and like the action or both like understood here

[00:36:07] oh although so is the pay like pay is money that is generated by the gay

[00:36:12] action exactly that's that's that's what I'm saying I'm not I'm not

[00:36:16] I was saying or maybe I was saying that he gets his paycheck at work for being

[00:36:20] a fucking computer programmer or something right no he's getting paid not

[00:36:24] for being gay no but he thinks he's paid he's has gained paid to be

[00:36:30] as he to be so excited that he's become gay right he thinks he has to also be

[00:36:35] gay though here's no that's gay for paid that's

[00:36:38] classical okay no then that's yeah that's gay that's

[00:36:42] classic it's like you if you had to go to HR to pick up your paycheck yes you

[00:36:46] wouldn't say that you're being paid the walk to HR that's just where your pay

[00:36:49] check is right right but he would be gay to get it he

[00:36:53] thinks you have to be gay to get it once again we've broken these people's

[00:36:57] minds broken their brains no I get up to just wrinkle my blinds huh

[00:37:03] no I just wanted to close the window a little bit

[00:37:07] why dude fuck I should have said there I'm running hot I've been running hot

[00:37:11] what are these spots it's not we're in the middle of the show I mean we

[00:37:14] don't keep doing the show we have long microphone no mine short I got a new

[00:37:18] character for the show let's see a headache pixie black guy oh yeah

[00:37:22] yeah damn slick I'm trying to go on an adventure with your office space looking

[00:37:27] at me what you doing man why are you so why are you so

[00:37:31] wound up man you 36 years old you still a young man stuffy as shit come pay my

[00:37:37] toenails they all different colors well she's so

[00:37:41] you so manic that black guy you want to go to a diner at 4 a.m. no not the one in

[00:37:46] town let's rent a car and go to one six thousand

[00:37:49] wow I'm bringing my ukulele I got an even smaller ukulele too it's for my dog

[00:37:56] what's my dog name he doesn't have a name and he's actually a cat

[00:38:01] damn that's you dude the last part is you you're manic no why

[00:38:06] man I have a name that I think well the cat is in my opinion too

[00:38:10] beautiful for a name that is really gorgeous it's a beautiful cat we've

[00:38:14] got something like Astrid that's stupid shit

[00:38:18] you fucking moron you stupid asshole i've only met fat mexican girls name

[00:38:24] really yeah i was thinking it's like some british

[00:38:28] bitch's name maybe yeah how about game of phones and it's a bunch of like

[00:38:33] Pakistani men that love cell phone accessories yeah like belt clips

[00:38:39] blue tooth like baby jelly i got no duet or avid duet no

[00:38:44] no belt clip to wear for the very welcome to game of phones

[00:38:50] it's like HBO's latest project is a smash hit

[00:38:55] real neutral would they just be in a phone store they're nowhere literally

[00:38:59] it's just guys in a one room sitting on yeah

[00:39:03] and all like a couch at a production company they didn't even bother getting

[00:39:06] a set it just takes real low budge yeah tape indian men talking about how

[00:39:11] much they love phones yeah i was laughing too imagine anything

[00:39:14] guy the other day he's just uh he's like waving to his postal

[00:39:18] worker that's a male woman you know and he's smiling and he's like

[00:39:22] mama please let me fuck on to you

[00:39:29] hello please

[00:39:32] and he does it every day that's pretty cool and she can't hear him so she's like

[00:39:37] hello okay oh she's on the other side of the windshield

[00:39:40] now he's an Indian so he's a millionaire so the driveway is very long

[00:39:45] oh so this man is rich and still trying to sexually

[00:39:48] well yeah it's indian yeah yeah yeah yeah

[00:39:53] that's part of the game uh indian guys like that

[00:39:57] no no there hasn't been one no yeah but then i mean all the consci

[00:40:01] trying to fuck men oh like horny gay and yeah horny gay

[00:40:04] indian guys uh was just being gay take care of that problem

[00:40:08] well yeah you just get the fuck if you want to fuck that bad

[00:40:12] yeah i don't know but i don't know if they're like you know

[00:40:16] desirable in the community interesting are there

[00:40:19] are there indian chasers in the gay community i'm sure there are

[00:40:23] there guys that are like i need a pack south Asian bands of the south Asian

[00:40:27] Sri Lankan Sri Lankan a little brown cock and ass

[00:40:31] yeah maybe i assume there are i guess so

[00:40:36] they're big on fetishes at fetishization

[00:40:39] in the homosexual the homosexual yes yeah not as straight no we have no

[00:40:44] fetishies not me i mean is is liking big-ass titties of fetish no right

[00:40:50] no is that cross-rressing in india if you put the dot on

[00:40:53] oh that's that's real low blood they do i think

[00:40:56] pretty cool to be an indian trans guy you're like i feel like a woman and i'm

[00:41:01] done i finished doing

[00:41:04] transgender transition and i finished

[00:41:06] and now i have transition completed

[00:41:10] if he's like it's like there's red it's for like trans people or whatever

[00:41:13] they show their transition like six months and eight years

[00:41:16] and then the next position she's got the same exact

[00:41:18] pictures too much later he says it must actually

[00:41:22] looks exactly the same

[00:41:25] the same under armor polo let's get that yeah yeah

[00:41:31] yeah yep and you can bet on that at bluetooth dot oh yeah

[00:41:37] bluetooth backup i gotta say i like bluetooth as a customer

[00:41:42] not only do we advertise but we we use we use in fact i use it so frequently i

[00:41:47] run out of the medicine before the new one comes and i start frantically

[00:41:52] emailing the customer service department and punching holes in the wall because

[00:41:55] i am addicted to these pills yeah nik i remember one time

[00:41:59] literally took one when uh he was not going to have sex i believe

[00:42:04] his girlfriend was out of town and he just decided i'm gonna take one just

[00:42:07] for the for the just as part of the year yeah yeah it feels good ball gaming

[00:42:12] yeah good that's just nitrous oxide in your blood

[00:42:17] is that when it puts in your blood i think so is that naz yeah

[00:42:20] you said no explode yeah dude you know naz you know it would be great

[00:42:26] if you don't to be honest with you i have absolutely no idea how it works at

[00:42:29] all i would just assume it helps blood flow like yeah it helps blood flow

[00:42:32] lowers your blood pressure which is good for the gym it's good for

[00:42:36] everything i take it to to solve a lot of self-diagnosed stuff

[00:42:42] uh huh

[00:42:45] it tastes good that's the thing i i like most is it does taste like it does

[00:42:49] taste good does it help general circulation or like your hands and feet

[00:42:53] warmer i get i've cold hands and feet no i don't know you should think you're

[00:42:57] also going to find out that is true what nik said is true it's also a big

[00:43:01] problem is that you're just a big or big or that is just had circulation issues

[00:43:04] sometimes what nik actually said about you being a pussy

[00:43:07] in fact i'm looking at the fine print on blue cheese website oh no it says

[00:43:10] adam i'm looking at your phone right now you're not looking at it yeah he is

[00:43:14] i'm looking at it he is looking at that adam um

[00:43:17] it says let me just say as it blue shoes said that i'm a pussy in the

[00:43:21] race yeah i mean we don't know that it's you but it says adam and we can

[00:43:24] discuss oh it's probably someone else maybe adam duritz from the

[00:43:28] counting person wait nik zooming in zooming in it says you're gay also

[00:43:32] adam preland must be another adam no it says adam preland here there's

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[00:43:44] enhanced enhanced well pds man i have confused women i've had sex with

[00:43:51] after hitting them pre-blue chew and then post yeah the phrase felt like a

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[00:44:15] i don't i can't i think so i think that is more to do with it it feels like

[00:44:18] it's hanging in the room you think so i was in the pool yeah

[00:44:23] it feels like it hangs lower and heftier you think so like when you're pissing

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[00:47:29] mm-hmm i feel residual cock hardening

[00:47:33] like a kid like on your way to school you get random boners you pop up

[00:47:37] that's cool i will get a random mid-day boner do you remember that on the way to

[00:47:41] school boner yeah dude i'll tell you i've been back to

[00:47:44] wearing uh because i'm going hard in the gym wearing like

[00:47:47] compression gear and feels feel so much better i switched to cock

[00:47:51] because i stopped i developed up that lump on one of my balls and i'm pretty

[00:47:54] sure i literally shrunk my balls with either

[00:47:57] compression shorts or just living off cigarettes it's one of the two that

[00:48:01] did it you think you shrunk your balls maybe yeah i do i do think like

[00:48:05] definitely in the last like seven years the skin or the actual my actual balls

[00:48:09] have gotten smaller in the last like seven years

[00:48:13] is that from a like a different testosterone maybe i think so yeah

[00:48:17] nuts i've gotten a little er yeah i mean that's what happens dude

[00:48:22] no dude you're not getting too much of an alpha do you think i remember the

[00:48:26] community like a skin hang is longer you see an old man's ball

[00:48:31] yeah i don't know but that's not from low t it's from being old yeah i never

[00:48:35] yeah i've never got my shit tested or whatever but

[00:48:38] yeah i had like a like a lump and i had to go to the

[00:48:41] fucking doctor i remember that you're free now maybe that broke off

[00:48:45] i stopped wearing like compression shorts after that because i'd wear them all

[00:48:49] the time you wanted your nuts to breathe yeah yeah i thought maybe that was like

[00:48:52] the issue was it uh what happened to the lump i don't

[00:48:57] know i just stopped like with most medical things i go to the doctor and

[00:49:00] they're like i don't know we don't know and i just stop worrying about not

[00:49:04] cancer yeah he was like you know he was like i want

[00:49:07] some changes don't worry about it yeah but anyways blue show yeah

[00:49:11] you know anyway your cock will get on you will remain cancer and your nuts will

[00:49:16] be fucking fat mine are fat as shit yeah so take that for what it's worth

[00:49:21] mmm stop you know i have low hangers i do you have

[00:49:24] little nuts but they're dense they're not little they're little but they hang

[00:49:28] low but they hang low yeah yeah you see them from behind i have

[00:49:31] senior nuts from behind it's but that's because you know i bare-ass

[00:49:34] is like zero zero dick when they you know you have like zero muscle mass on

[00:49:40] your legs or ass oh you don't know what i've been doing in the jimberries

[00:49:43] now it was it was little marbles they're like heavy little marbles

[00:49:46] it was a marble that's so misrepresents they're heavy little marbles they're

[00:49:50] not as marbles yes they are oh they're not they're like

[00:49:53] yes dude they're nice clementines they're the biggest marble they're not

[00:49:56] clementines no they're clementines they're like those red

[00:50:00] globe grapes with seeds in them still which ones are those those are the

[00:50:05] big ass ones with seeds i think they're bigger than that

[00:50:09] they're like the biggest kind of that grape well thank you

[00:50:12] but they're still great you said the biggest of that of the only word i heard

[00:50:16] was biggest that's fine dude i got little nectarine nuts

[00:50:20] but like a nectarine is a good size nectarine is huge

[00:50:24] that's too big it's a little one though you have big grape nuts i have say a

[00:50:28] little nectarine you say a clementine i have a little nectarine no it is my

[00:50:32] a sweeter than a clementine a nectarine is the size of an apple and that

[00:50:36] green is huge no no no no i'm confused i don't know any of the fruits

[00:50:42] a little nectarine that's what my nuts are the size of a little nectarine and

[00:50:47] atoms the nuts are the size of a big grape no nectarine is the size of a small

[00:50:50] apple no well maybe yes it is i'm saying i'm

[00:50:54] fucking baseball a ball might as a below average nectarine that's how big

[00:50:58] my nuts that your nuts aren't that yeah you can't say you're not the size of

[00:51:01] something and say well it's not the size of that i've seen this small

[00:51:04] over here nuts and you're fucking ant eater dick

[00:51:08] i mean honestly it looks like a house dick it looks like all of your genitals

[00:51:12] are uncircumcised yeah it looks like it looks like some sort of car

[00:51:17] you have uncircumcised ball your your crotch looks like just a huge pussy

[00:51:24] and oxygen it's kind of really alarming no it doesn't

[00:51:28] it they got two fat little nectarine and a little an eater

[00:51:32] my dick is small i've never said it's not

[00:51:36] i'm on record saying my dick is like it is like a

[00:51:38] step position you're honor i've never i have never denied the fact that my

[00:51:45] dick was tiny is it blue chew blue chew dot com slash

[00:51:49] come down you're kind of a sure not a grower though

[00:51:51] your flaccidic is decent no it's not i've seen a playing it's my dick is

[00:51:56] much nicer hard of course as is everyone's i think you have

[00:52:00] above average flaccid hard no terrible oh that's not true

[00:52:05] i've below i would say little little flaccidic

[00:52:09] pretty nice nothing to be shamed of hard that's how i put it

[00:52:14] yo love and when i'm on a blue chew it it jumps up a level brother

[00:52:18] what do you think extra half inch yeah probably yeah that's nice it's

[00:52:23] really nice extra half inches nice yes it is nice

[00:52:27] and my experience it just makes it easier for my dick to stay hard i don't

[00:52:31] think it does anything well okay the very big drags

[00:52:34] no it's no no i agree with you but it also makes

[00:52:37] because my problem is you know like i'm fucking you get like

[00:52:40] five ten seconds into it and you're like i'm fucking bored

[00:52:44] i'll play video games i want to look at my phone

[00:52:48] bitch bitch bitch i'm on the phone the phone

[00:52:52] bitch that's the guy also talking to womanies fucking

[00:52:56] in the library jump on the phone bitch

[00:53:03] on the fucking phone do we have a promo code for blue chew

[00:53:07] um yeah i already did it did you already but yeah so we gotta talk about

[00:53:12] jesse we have to apologize kim foxes no we have to apologize we do not have to

[00:53:16] talk about that i mean i'm not going to say anything about it

[00:53:19] folks i just want you to look this way oh we don't have to talk right

[00:53:22] call in to the tucker Carlson show and let them know what you think she looks

[00:53:26] like do not do that why don't you get on the private phone call with tucker

[00:53:31] Carlson and get you can do whatever you want to get the tucker Carlson what

[00:53:34] you think like a like an animal like like no don't ask him that what breed of

[00:53:39] dough there's no way it's not going to be very racist

[00:53:44] i'm trying to think what cartoon she looks like i think she's not a cartoon that she

[00:53:48] raises that mr boogie let's not even talk about it

[00:53:51] okay never mind i take it back i take it back i take it back we should stop

[00:53:55] let's talk about something else we should talk about how how sorry we are for

[00:53:59] persipurching apologies jesse jesse's name nothing wrong yeah hold on what's

[00:54:04] his name mr ogie boogie no that is not his name mr ogie boogie from crash

[00:54:09] doesn't no from night ooga booga from crash bandic

[00:54:13] yeah ogie boogie from nightmare before christmas is who she looks like kind of

[00:54:18] uh i don't know who that is where her her

[00:54:20] her mouth goes the entire width of her face

[00:54:23] hmm interesting i mean she has a very interesting face

[00:54:27] that's fine you can say that i suppose you say interesting

[00:54:32] uh i got five inches what do you guys think of that?

[00:54:36] did you see that movie i did it was scary

[00:54:38] i got five inches and that's counting my own

[00:54:43] yeah were you leaving racist Yelp reviews for businesses

[00:54:46] no oh i guess someone's doing that as you oh god

[00:54:50] looks like racist reviews on black owned businesses

[00:54:54] someone's doing that name adam prelent music are they using a picture it's a

[00:54:58] picture of you and it's got your name next to it man so that's you got to take that

[00:55:03] down adam you shouldn't be doing that stuff

[00:55:06] i hate my life i got five inches yeah it was an entertaining movie i had

[00:55:13] some some scary there's some scary parts yeah i liked it but

[00:55:17] i don't want to talk spoilers not it no the other one was so good yeah

[00:55:22] but it was good but there was some problems i got a movie rec uh dragged across

[00:55:26] concrete the new uh craigslist or movie who did

[00:55:30] bone tom hock and uh self-block man yeah uh

[00:55:36] it is the movie is straight up right wing

[00:55:40] male Gibson plays a racist cop really rocks

[00:55:44] in the in uh dragged across concrete damn yeah but it's it's awesome okay

[00:55:49] there's like a scene where they're like what happened to men they're like

[00:55:52] sitting at a diner and Vince Vaughn's like

[00:55:54] Vince Vaughn's in it too yeah they're like so he was in his last one though right

[00:55:58] he was in the last one now his skin's on his back because i think Vince Vaughn

[00:56:01] is also right wing too but yeah he is he's a hollywood

[00:56:05] reposter oh so it was um you mean the messaging is right wing

[00:56:10] yeah i mean it's like uh how the fuck is his name Vince Vaughn

[00:56:14] it's a cool name it's like the name you give the police when you're like

[00:56:17] lying yeah yeah uh my name uh Sean Schoon it's

[00:56:24] bro is it a hollywood name? Sean Schoon's is the name

[00:56:26] probably a safe step Vince Vindjo is his name Vince Vaughn

[00:56:31] Vaughn at Vannatello did he get short to Vaughn at

[00:56:34] Ellis Island Vince Vaughn tits this is a dutch

[00:56:38] oh he's a dutch to the famous dutch titty family

[00:56:43] yeah there's a scene where they do have heavy milk bags yeah do they

[00:56:47] i think so let's go to the phones let's figure it out it's been a while since

[00:56:50] we've looked at i'm not keeping my phones they're recording i kept my phone away

[00:56:55] for me because i'd look at it too much during the show hold on shut up i'm

[00:56:58] trying to grow shut up i'm looking at dutch titties being

[00:57:01] stover being straight right now well why

[00:57:04] well while you're looking it up there's a scene where they're like what

[00:57:07] happened to men and then Vince Vaughn like he's silent for a second he goes

[00:57:11] it all started when they started saying we're pregnant

[00:57:15] no yeah yeah i'm looking at these tits they're

[00:57:19] pretty good but nothing particularly dutch looking

[00:57:23] what country has the biggest titties we've we've already asked this question

[00:57:26] but i will say the ones that are big are nice

[00:57:29] you're gonna britain maybe yeah i think that's what you said last time because

[00:57:32] they're heavy heavy like bangers and mash titties i guess

[00:57:37] i got five inches that's when i'm completely

[00:57:42] all these right boom boom boom boom what

[00:57:47] ooh british curving newcomer Stephanie Austin of

[00:57:50] busty britain i like her too she's oppressed up against the glass there

[00:57:54] should i go to china i don't know i'm arguing with people

[00:57:59] that they won't talk he's with that bird

[00:58:03] that'd be fun china seems so stressful dude i don't want to i know you love that

[00:58:07] type of shit you love the anarchy yeah but i don't know i don't

[00:58:11] son of it dude that's right you're gonna die son of your biker everybody who

[00:58:16] knows me i was i've been laughing about doing like

[00:58:18] if i just became like just some meltdown boomer like i got into like motorcycles

[00:58:23] wearing son's anarchy stuff and i'm always talking about Vietnam

[00:58:26] yeah just just like but but my brother's

[00:58:31] laid down on the line some retarded like

[00:58:38] you should do that just a but yeah just a boomer guy

[00:58:41] trump's got like a crew bikers for trump yeah

[00:58:45] yeah bikers and they're all those kind of guys i can you imagine such place

[00:58:49] like rikers which island's worst statin or rikers

[00:58:53] dude chill out yeah chill the fuck out of it

[00:58:57] what in New York stop dude i'm stopping i'm

[00:59:00] i was joking you're being fucked up right now i was messing up

[00:59:03] you were messing up that's right i just messed up i didn't mean it

[00:59:07] it's okay it does New York City have like an aisle of retards they do

[00:59:12] is there a place where they like send all the retards yeah didn't they used to

[00:59:16] have one yes called was Roosevelt island once an

[00:59:18] island yeah it is yeah that's your thing to

[00:59:20] Roosevelt island is that where they sent Franklin Delano Roosevelt's

[00:59:24] retarded brother oh he was the his retarded legs yeah yeah

[00:59:28] yeah he's yeah about hoesavelt he's a slut Franklin Delano hoesavelt and he's

[00:59:34] got a velvet penis

[00:59:38] damn that's tight that would be awesome yeah

[00:59:41] would you would it get would it smell really bad or would he wash it all the

[00:59:44] time um what was velvet cocks Melbad oh i don't know

[00:59:50] maybe that should would be immaculate would it be antimicrobial

[00:59:53] antimicrobial no my hobeal um i'm trying to think of something else to

[00:59:59] talk about what about the time you gave that guy head

[01:00:05] that didn't happen what's going on in the news stop looking at my phone dude

[01:00:10] let me surprise what's going on in the news the biggest news in the world that

[01:00:14] trumps innocent and he's gonna get oh yeah talking about

[01:00:17] Russia dude huh the miller reported what's that

[01:00:21] well basically this guy muleer who muleer like ferris muleer yeah like

[01:00:26] ferris that's a fucking funniest thing so the new york times you know they do

[01:00:29] that like your daily briefing or whatever mmm

[01:00:31] is a fucking gay the new york times is so it's like the daily briefing and just

[01:00:36] you know the attorney general blah blah blah it's like going over the the molar

[01:00:39] report shit and it says the special counsel now that his report has been

[01:00:43] fired must mr muleer has poised to return to

[01:00:46] civilian life as a figure of mystery and fascinating

[01:00:49] what well you fight a regular don wants to mark yourself

[01:00:54] everybody the new york times should kill themselves everyone even the people

[01:00:58] just do coding and stuff everyone everyone not just a journalist everyone

[01:01:02] who reads the new york times like the janitor there's some nice guys

[01:01:06] everyone even the janitors the guy the janitor doing math down in the

[01:01:10] basement oh the math genius yeah but he's just a janitor so no one would

[01:01:15] expect it it's so funny that that movie changed the way people look at janitors

[01:01:19] forever i don't think i might be a genius and it's like no he's

[01:01:22] he's bringing little girls into his utility closet

[01:01:25] that's exactly what you thought it was right like wow i wonder if that guy's

[01:01:28] a math genius just yeah admiring some man but really

[01:01:32] is just a petaphile yeah that movie is a janitor he's janitor propaganda

[01:01:36] yeah the big janitor lobby fucking finance they're trying to make us

[01:01:40] trying to make us respect them fuck that for clean up my fucking trash

[01:01:45] problem which one of you fucking faggot sold my math problem

[01:01:50] i had my board down here and i didn't want anybody touching my fucking board

[01:01:55] and putting the answer on my fucking board and one of you faggots touched my

[01:01:59] math problem and even more boston version

[01:02:03] yeah i don't know if the professor's sound that way

[01:02:06] which one of you fucking faggot is much my fucking math problem all harvard

[01:02:10] professor sound that way you want to come in to have it you got to

[01:02:15] fight me you're gonna come to have it you got to fight me

[01:02:18] he's better not touch my fucking math problems you fucking faggot

[01:02:24] which one of you pussies will come down here and fight me take a fucking swing

[01:02:28] kid solve this fucking math problem

[01:02:32] it's nine a.m i'm fucking drunk i'm fucking had

[01:02:36] i'm hot and i'm fucking drunk i'm had a shit

[01:02:43] uh yeah so anyway uh trump's gonna get reelected

[01:02:48] thank you thank you mitzel meadow

[01:02:52] that i have to go by with a mexico it's like that's right motherfucker

[01:02:57] get out i'm sorry that they're making you leave

[01:03:02] yeah it's pretty fucked up if you ask me oh yeah he's getting weird about

[01:03:05] barmicare yeah i mean a barmicare does suck dick

[01:03:08] yeah well like not having it it was it was really cool

[01:03:12] that i am out of pocket it doesn't i don't know do

[01:03:15] this is my first time paying with this shit it's fucking horrible it's terrible

[01:03:18] it costs so much money it covers nothing i think i'm just gonna stop

[01:03:21] yeah it's i don't get copay it's i said i paid till i spent

[01:03:25] four thousand i paid twenty thousand i paid like twenty two hundred dollars

[01:03:28] in like a doctor visits this year because i paid out of pocket that is way

[01:03:32] more worth it than getting health and then i on top of that was penalized

[01:03:35] about thirty four oh then then it's probably worth getting

[01:03:38] a no no it's still not still not worth it i pay like

[01:03:42] six fifty a month yeah me too i pay seven hundred dude

[01:03:45] and i don't get shit for nothing and i got i'm supposed to get my fucking sleep

[01:03:48] apnea machine get your boy breathe out right at night

[01:03:52] the motherfuckers are taking like two to the i called the company they're like

[01:03:55] oh it'll take two to three weeks to approve it

[01:03:57] it's like for what bitch i went to the damn doctor yeah get rid of that whole

[01:04:01] industry i know bernie bernie

[01:04:04] fuck those guys burnie jondars burnie i cannot wait to be mounted burnie

[01:04:11] jondars

[01:04:14] fuck dude yeah it sucks yeah

[01:04:20] i'm gonna cure all my maladies with fucking witch hazel and shit like that

[01:04:25] yeah crystals crystals i'm gonna put a fucking rose quartz in my pussy

[01:04:30] oh yeah keep that shit tight just fucking keegels healing

[01:04:35] healing klestal i am i love you my healing klestal

[01:04:39] hey everyone bb here just want to let you know

[01:04:45] okay healing klestal in my hand is he is now hey everyone

[01:04:52] poor guy salute bb yeah what an idiot what a dumb ass

[01:04:57] hey that guy's a real yeah i checked out that bb guy he seems like a real

[01:05:04] fucking real fucking moron this guy seems really stupid

[01:05:12] sounds dumb as shit

[01:05:15] fuck him fuck bb fuck an idiot fucking stupid piece of shit

[01:05:24] why are you fucking talking like talking normal

[01:05:30] i don't know what i'm doing i'm doing a can crash video for

[01:05:37] a dog hitler yeah i don't mind the retardation but the racism really

[01:05:44] gets me that's as a member of antifa i can't wait

[01:05:47] until some fucking mentally retarded guy in the wheelchair does something

[01:05:52] so fascist as to say america is good so i can fucking

[01:05:57] finally act out my fantasy in which i'm a tough guy and i can beat up that

[01:06:01] retarded person with black bok we're going we're doing black block where i

[01:06:05] can pretend to be a black man yeah if they do black face antifa is just

[01:06:10] the guys that want to do blackface but

[01:06:13] get as close as they can a confused guy joining me like hey what the fuck

[01:06:16] yeah no what do you guys use scarves just use paint

[01:06:20] yeah what is that dude it looks good i don't know but i'm eating it

[01:06:23] sort of sandwich yeah it's the sandwich for for guys only so you can't know you're

[01:06:27] not what kind of sandwiches uh is it an Italian

[01:06:30] you know big fat fucking lady no i'm not i'm a big fat guy

[01:06:35] yes a big fat potato lady i wish i have big fat titties if i was a girl i

[01:06:40] bet i would have no i would have little titties you have the same size

[01:06:42] titties you have now i would be one of those dumb bitches it's like

[01:06:45] you know my boobs are so big yeah that's that's a tough that's a tough

[01:06:52] jaw to be fat and not have big titties oh yeah that's rough i'm sorry to those

[01:06:56] gals out there but you're really rocking the titties

[01:07:01] all of our friends getting your positive reinforcement

[01:07:03] like the the first bad guy from super mario 64

[01:07:08] the the mustache bomb on top of the mountain oh yeah oh yeah

[01:07:13] yeah little conic little cone square titties

[01:07:17] no i'm i think we're just gonna head out

[01:07:23] i don't think we should hang out as a group

[01:07:26] in space you're just gonna go we got a thing we got to go

[01:07:32] yeah no i know we're all hanging out but like

[01:07:36] you know we're gonna go i'm tired she's tired look we're gonna go fuck i'm

[01:07:40] sorry there's no one to fuck you

[01:07:44] but up up up up up up

[01:07:48] bump bump bump bump bump bump that game was amazing one of the hammer

[01:07:53] bros comes in fucks here yeah there's a boomerang in your

[01:07:55] position you're gaming now Adam i'm so glad that i'm slowly turning you into

[01:07:59] me yeah i'm like i'm kind of saying what it smells good dude it's good dude

[01:08:03] yeah i'm less virile like game yeah i'm depressed

[01:08:08] you dig your balls are getting smaller just like

[01:08:10] full nick yeah my balls are getting smaller balls are shrinking at an

[01:08:14] alarming rate i'm like mind they're not gonna get

[01:08:17] muscles yeah yeah i'm like laprim caps to the side

[01:08:22] i'm all cock oh that's a good part you're right

[01:08:26] my balls do upstage my cock quite a bit yeah me too

[01:08:29] yeah but again you have what? shut up you have a little fucking

[01:08:33] i don't have great nuts yes you do it yeah i'm trying to be like i'm trying to

[01:08:40] have like a bodybuilder's physique you know i'm talking

[01:08:43] no cock almost as a boomer would i'm interested in it

[01:08:46] it's like it's like a 60 year old man going into a gym

[01:08:50] you're going into the planet fitness with this free personal trainer session

[01:08:55] just riding his motorcycle with tricycle

[01:08:58] with fucking training wheels on it and then wearing his sons of anarchy vest

[01:09:02] and and like gym shorts and the gym he's like yeah what i'm really

[01:09:07] i'm more interested in having like a bodybuilders physique

[01:09:12] he can't even stand up straight just got that like

[01:09:16] soft need posture oh fuck we're bent backwards yeah

[01:09:20] he's standing forward these are always hyperextended

[01:09:23] yeah yeah that reading glass is posture

[01:09:28] looking at the newspaper with reading glass yeah

[01:09:32] yeah i'm shoulder slump needs you know when i was younger i had more of a

[01:09:35] bodybuilders physique now i'm just i'm trying to stay functional

[01:09:40] and then you know the personal trainer has to bring him over to like the

[01:09:43] nautilus fucking chest press machine and he can only bench like the first

[01:09:47] lowest weight settings like now he's younger i was mentioned maybe five

[01:09:51] six hundred pounds he's like right right yeah sure

[01:09:55] yeah they don't have free weights there right

[01:09:57] in the plane of fitness no yeah they they don't have like a

[01:10:01] a bench press oh they have a smith machine yeah the smith machine they have

[01:10:04] free weights but they go up to like a

[01:10:07] oh i need more how about prison plan of fitness that would be a cool place to go

[01:10:10] yeah that british guy yeah imagine how little my cock is

[01:10:15] Alex Jones is the same right dude like if it works for Alex Jones yeah nobody

[01:10:20] works in prison planner to like the same it's all the same

[01:10:23] oh shit right i don't fuck prison planets that globalist

[01:10:27] globalist on the retard's globalist like

[01:10:31] Hillary Clinton and retards like BB are teaming up

[01:10:37] why do they want to crush cans because they're trying to convince you that

[01:10:39] climate change is real it's fucking not

[01:10:44] pussy you know why why do uh saying a bunch of sandy hook people are

[01:10:49] committing suicide in this yeah pretty bad he acted pretty out of pocket about

[01:10:52] well i i would have said he was murdered

[01:10:55] ourselves and i think the real thing we need to discuss is

[01:11:00] uh i think it's about time we uh uh just admit that we owe that shooter an apology

[01:11:06] okay so well i'm gonna fucking kill himself oh i see it was he wrong

[01:11:11] yeah i was still yeah i think it was the parents it took me a while to get there

[01:11:15] and i didn't do it effectively he killed the kids but um you know hey

[01:11:21] that's uh swing and it was a check it was a check so i wasn't even swinging a

[01:11:26] miss it was just a check it was more of uh i'm

[01:11:29] graduating the tech you didn't go around though it's the ball

[01:11:32] i did ball for let's go to the first base umpire

[01:11:36] he saved ball nine and it's uh georgie christmas

[01:11:41] that's christm

[01:11:44] bah bah bah strike ass strike ass two home run out of the park i'm being told it was a

[01:11:51] foul ball oh sorry i was a girl a girl far i was looking for my phone again

[01:11:58] does anyone have a charger

[01:12:02] if anyone has a charger please come up here jake come up to the booth i'm at five

[01:12:06] percent right now fucking sucks i'm messaging this gal on grind grinder

[01:12:11] grinder it's a girl if you want to send me your nintendo switch friend

[01:12:16] this game is pretty boring

[01:12:22] they're actually playing the the twilight wizard as we speak

[01:12:25] mm-hmm you guys ever go to econari steak

[01:12:29] yeah this is good dude it's japanese it's japanese but they got him here too

[01:12:35] just the no-frill steak spot yeah we need the japanese but they got him here

[01:12:38] too i think it's started to do like wagyu

[01:12:42] i guess kobe wagyu it's like a fast cash steak thing i like fast cash

[01:12:48] yeah i'm all of that yeah i just make misinterpret everything i guess it's

[01:12:53] like it's necessary for doing bits but like you said it's japanese but they got

[01:12:58] them here too i thought the implication was that they don't have japanese food in

[01:13:01] new york oh yeah there's some law against yeah well

[01:13:05] there is after her pro harbor yeah bloomberg got rid of the big

[01:13:10] the big cups in the japanese good for them dude now i'm laughing in my head

[01:13:14] about like uh you know the famous picture of that sailor coming back from

[01:13:18] world war two with the nurse he's seeing the girl but it's like him just sucking

[01:13:21] some guys dick the greatest generation

[01:13:27] so when please please fire that one up for us

[01:13:34] if you can

[01:13:35] please come here baby remember we wanted to do that sketch about going through

[01:13:39] your grandfather's old war picks and it's just like black and white photos of

[01:13:43] him like having gay shit

[01:13:46] we literally came because i was looking at gay porn from the 19th

[01:13:50] i was looking at vintage gay porn i was like how

[01:13:54] funny to be even somebody's go through their grandpa's war

[01:13:57] chest he left this to me after he died the think

[01:14:01] does it is it antiques rocho or madtv used to do that bit about antiques

[01:14:04] rocho though oh really yeah people like i remember there's one

[01:14:07] there was like this is my grandma's chandelier or came to labra and they're

[01:14:11] like oh okay well what this was for is they would

[01:14:14] put it in the window and uh this was a prostitute

[01:14:18] and it was signaled to me like no no no my

[01:14:22] grandmother was a seamstress like no no this is a horse candle

[01:14:28] let them know that they were open for business for chinese rail workers

[01:14:31] to come in and have sex with them that's good shit baby yeah

[01:14:37] um an opium whore yeah i want to bribooten ant tv

[01:14:42] i actually wrote down a couple of sketch ideas

[01:14:44] i had one that you shoot it like a uh like a uh

[01:14:48] like a documentary you know like uh one of those like

[01:14:52] what what do you say gay sex what are you hearing signaling

[01:14:55] that you're gay to the stop no what is this what is that i was like

[01:14:59] yeah gay or not okay no what is this do you have to go or something

[01:15:04] no he nothing what he checked the time and i was like

[01:15:08] what you know i wanted an indication of where we're at just to know do you have

[01:15:12] to go no no it was an it was just an academic

[01:15:16] question i have nothing to do let's go do another hour

[01:15:20] i have i've said it you soon but i'm fine right now

[01:15:25] what about the sketch ideas let's go through the sketches

[01:15:28] um there's one um where uh oh yeah my dick gets

[01:15:37] i told you guys that the last guy so it's a couple in bed and they like

[01:15:40] they're they're like okay good night honey i love you and then they

[01:15:43] like they think they hear something or whatever and then the guy like

[01:15:46] immediately picks a woman up he's like rape her and shit

[01:15:49] rape rape her take her leave me you know and then it turns out to be nothing

[01:15:53] he's like i'm sorry it was like a long day at work

[01:15:55] to try to go back to sleep and then you know again and it's like

[01:15:58] rape her and fuck her enough you can rape her for please and you say

[01:16:02] like pants and clothes off and shove air towards the door

[01:16:05] that's like kind of a mad movie kind of yeah yeah um oh the one i said day

[01:16:09] laborers but it shot like muppet babies where the

[01:16:12] the contractor's legs just come by in the frame well okay um but then the

[01:16:17] here's one since i got there's like a medical like

[01:16:20] documentary you know like one of those like

[01:16:22] mm-hmm you know like specials on like but it's an old black man that keeps

[01:16:26] being hospitalized because he can't stop thinking about pussy

[01:16:30] he's like man is the only thing i can think about man

[01:16:35] i'm thinking about it right now he's like crying his family's everything

[01:16:39] is like it's just all day long you know we wake up you think about

[01:16:44] please just thinking about pussy

[01:16:48] you know we have to get his clothes dressed because

[01:16:51] he's just you know it's just shots at him like waking up in the morning like

[01:16:54] oh pussy pussy yeah pussy yeah

[01:16:57] pussy yeah yeah bring me my pussy boy yeah

[01:17:02] get it that's that's all that's good yeah do you find yourself like an old man

[01:17:07] just looking at pornography but not intending to jack off no i

[01:17:12] imagine myself wearing all sorts of stupid irish hats and

[01:17:15] walking with bad posture with the border collie through a field just

[01:17:18] waiting to die quietly that's going to be my twilight years

[01:17:22] no i mean do you currently do that i feel like i'm transitioning a little bit

[01:17:25] into how old men just like uh-huh look at titties but don't actually

[01:17:30] aren't trying to fuck at the moment oh i want to get into it yeah i don't

[01:17:33] i don't i i rarely look at porn at all anymore yeah

[01:17:37] just if something pops up i see a titti on twitter i'll just follow that for a

[01:17:41] while maybe i should do one of those t-texting things like an instagram

[01:17:43] hole how crazy would that be if i like had to start taking their like oh yeah

[01:17:47] you just produced zero you have to have four months yeah yeah and you're

[01:17:50] literally trans you just start but then i started like t replacement and then

[01:17:54] suddenly i'm six feet tall yeah no you're not gonna grow that's like

[01:17:58] gonna well you have muscles on the bottom of your feet yeah

[01:18:01] yeah that would be really funny Nick yeah that'd be tight just work out your

[01:18:06] feet constantly because you think it'll make you well i already have the

[01:18:09] discipline from the gym so if i got on fucking trt and i mean imagine the

[01:18:13] weight second lift wow i would just ride my

[01:18:16] harley davetson all the way to the planet fitness and be like

[01:18:19] yeah i got my t-jote back so i'm back for that bodybuilder physique

[01:18:24] that we've discussed during my free training session

[01:18:27] by the way i've i've changed i've taken so many hormones that i legally qualify

[01:18:32] as a different gender now i've been able to get another ID and social

[01:18:36] security number so i will take a second free training session

[01:18:40] now as an adult male instead of a prepubescent woman

[01:18:45] that would be nice dude yeah that would be sick

[01:18:49] they call me the hammer the claw hammer the pussy claw

[01:18:54] what's that type of what's that type of retardation that's how i that's how i

[01:18:58] don't trump he grabs pussy one way i grab it like i'm getting a prize out of

[01:19:01] the machine uh-huh you know from above ineffectively from the

[01:19:04] bitch yeah the big flipping through your fingers yeah just yeah right

[01:19:12] that's what i call me the pussy claw

[01:19:16] dude is that man fuck all the time no he's actually i've only seen a fuck once

[01:19:19] it would be funny to have like a like a balcony apartment like somewhere like

[01:19:23] above like a busy street or whatever and you like

[01:19:27] you know i mean obviously you would get arrested but if you just tried to lasso

[01:19:31] woman women from the street from your pocket

[01:19:36] just like a top hat

[01:19:40] you know just throwing at them and they're like excuse me shut up

[01:19:44] shut up you just go back here

[01:19:47] i went to this big uh show time at the Apollo canes

[01:19:51] and just grab women off the street drag them up to your apartment

[01:19:55] maybe a skirt maybe a spider man costume

[01:19:59] the other spider man the spider man if like if those if powers were real

[01:20:04] and it's just a guy that's half spider and he's like using a web to pull women

[01:20:08] didn't yeah yeah yeah trap them yeah setting up a big web outside of the

[01:20:13] women's locker room oh i thought you were gonna say that he like

[01:20:16] yeah he shoots down and he tries to do the upside down

[01:20:19] kiss yeah that's not spider man that's spider man

[01:20:23] yeah yeah this is like a half spider a man that's a spider yeah i get it

[01:20:28] yeah eight legs one day one dick spiders have dicks

[01:20:36] just one dick doesn't make you gay i only took just one single day

[01:20:44] and now they're saying that i am gay but i think we can all agree that doesn't

[01:20:50] make you gay well george good news the song is a smash hit

[01:20:54] it's number one but we're getting a lot of fan mail that says it it does in fact

[01:20:58] make it that makes you pretty god damn it and then maybe not

[01:21:02] i guess some guys but definitely you yeah you're in college maybe

[01:21:06] you see if you are gay

[01:21:10] don't you argue i'm not gay but you are you think that song

[01:21:15] um you know that no there's a professional singer it's you know there's a

[01:21:20] radio well he said george dude oh my god it's fucking you i just

[01:21:25] lit it up it says you're this guy wrote song i'm gay

[01:21:30] george michael it is it's not george michael

[01:21:33] oh yeah that's the that's sorg is absolutely not yes george michael's

[01:21:36] wam dude it's not wam you are gay you suck my

[01:21:41] i won't i just want to show how does it fuck an actual song a little

[01:21:46] dick you're okay just one suck my dick i just want to

[01:21:53] fuck you and suck your dick i am gay in my dick is small

[01:22:03] i just want to fuck you and some gay yeah well who the fuck

[01:22:07] all right are you looking it up or you just saying oh no i don't have my phone

[01:22:10] all right i'm not looking it up just

[01:22:14] i want west waste one single what the fuck are the lyrics

[01:22:18] i won't waste my little dick no you're fucking it up that don't

[01:22:22] we have a good version the real version all right now this is

[01:22:26] my if you're hitting because is it brian atoms i don't know

[01:22:31] adam look it up i don't have a look at it as because my dick is

[01:22:36] mom can you look it up please adam for god's sake

[01:22:40] can you please look at all this can you please just fuck

[01:22:44] please just fucking look at all this can you please just fucking look

[01:22:50] it up there should be a chisam for like humming

[01:22:53] you know what i mean well yeah you should hum on my dick

[01:22:57] yeah what was that maybe go mmm all my dick

[01:23:02] someone told me once that it feels better to eat puss for the girl if you're

[01:23:07] like making noises while you're eating your pussy

[01:23:10] because the vibrations and then i think i was one time doing that and

[01:23:14] asked to stop really yes asked to stop humming

[01:23:19] what was his name it was a girl's pussy yeah right

[01:23:24] what do you mean was it a girl's pussy or was it a man's ass

[01:23:31] you never eat a pussy and you're like

[01:23:34] oh wow wow you know you don't do didgeridoo noises

[01:23:39] so wow wow

[01:23:40] yum yum

[01:23:43] didgeridoo no okay

[01:23:50] me because i'm gay all right well i think we're never gonna figure out

[01:23:56] what this song is what the fuck is that song i don't know

[01:24:00] what is it just one case or just one brand just one dick

[01:24:04] i don't know inside your house

[01:24:07] psych a couple more dicks than that

[01:24:12] huh i don't know what the song is man

[01:24:15] everybody's got a little cock everybody's got a little cock

[01:24:24] just see this tweet from the empire writers account

[01:24:27] which they posted a screenshot of the CNN prosecutor's drop all charges against

[01:24:31] jesse and empire writers wrote uh see y'all wednesday with a wink face

[01:24:36] what yeah empire hashtag they like you know because they were like well we

[01:24:41] stand by jesse or whatever oh yeah so they're they're acting like

[01:24:45] i thought he got fired by fox no no every all of his friends like believe

[01:24:50] him or whatever but it's like now no one is no one none of them are going to be

[01:24:54] like yeah rest those nigerian guys because it's like

[01:24:57] they know he lied right it just doesn't matter i'm not convinced

[01:25:03] all right you're not convinced nowhere of what it's got to go deeper dude oh yeah

[01:25:10] what do you mean you think it's a conspiracy well think about it chicago

[01:25:13] ok obama yeah mm-hmm uh george sorghos molyco

[01:25:20] pama it was probably africa do we two nigerian guys two nigerian no molyco

[01:25:25] molyco but rock had a cover up molyco's

[01:25:28] malicious plan because molyco is actually he is maga he's maga so maybe those

[01:25:33] nigerians are molyco so you can be black and maga wow there you go okay

[01:25:38] maybe but molyco of course we know is canyon

[01:25:41] but you know what vid similar vibe you know very similar

[01:25:49] similar vibe your honor you had a similar vibe

[01:25:54] nake you're not listening to our conspiracy theories here but i think

[01:25:56] we're on to something mmm what's that i don't know i forget

[01:26:01] they just molyco bama's doing molyco Chicago

[01:26:04] Chicago michelle obama trans muscle

[01:26:10] swoosh tran oh she is muscle swoosh remember people

[01:26:12] please say she's trans yeah she's jacked i'm gonna take a

[01:26:16] piss guys garden we should end the episode if you're just gonna

[01:26:19] all right goodbye we'll see you on saturday night in d c