Cum Town | Regular | 04/17/2019
[00:00:03] We're coming back now. We'd take a little break there Adam got a little too racist yet, dude
[00:00:09] The guests he was telling us fucked up man. He's telling us some he went to the Bernie Sanders town hall
[00:00:16] Bethlehem or blackface fully and black fully and blackface. He's like we got too many Chinese popping off
[00:00:22] People are like what are you Adam Friedlin from the come down by it's like not dog a black guy that hates Chinese people
[00:00:40] Oh interesting you went is it a gang double agent. Yeah double agent. Well, it's a black guy trying to
[00:00:47] Much like most sinister shoes. I keep it open for the double triple
[00:00:50] For us, that's really it'll be hilarious the tea leaves
[00:00:54] There's CNN town hall and then like you know they have all their planted guests
[00:00:58] And then you just get up in blackface and be like excuse me as black man
[00:01:04] I was wondering why we commit so many crimes
[00:01:12] And you what you what kind of laws you would pass to kill people like me who just love doing crimes
[00:01:17] And carrying guns often by the way that they can't they can't find afterwards
[00:01:23] What do we do about this disappearing gun problem?
[00:01:28] As a black man, I'm worried that we're getting too good at hiding our fire
[00:01:33] Which were illegally allowed to have in Obama's America
[00:01:38] I'm afraid we're drawing too much suspicion to good cops with our disappearing guns
[00:01:43] Yeah, dude, that was fucked up that you did that garfield lasagna who is a welfare collector from Toledo
[00:02:04] Garfield lasagna, how you doing? I'm currently employed as a man who collects welfare
[00:02:22] And I have a microwave as well. I live off I have a microwave and I live off candy
[00:02:27] I get to eat nothing but candy all day long which proves how nice I have it welfare
[00:02:32] Can that I have the same food that you can purchase in a for-profit prison
[00:02:37] Which I will probably end up in sooner rather than later
[00:02:41] I want to know why I'm not pairing my fair share of taxes
[00:02:46] Why I don't do any of my why I'm so lazy. Can you answer that mr. Bernie Sanders?
[00:02:55] Well, I'll tell you mr. lasagna. I think it's a
[00:02:59] Well real shame that Amazon is also doing the things that you're doing
[00:03:04] We ain't talking about Amazon right now
[00:03:15] Yeah, you leave the job create those out of it the bread bear and blackface
[00:03:20] Drunk I was just wondering why why colored fellas like myself
[00:03:27] I hate going to work so dang so dang much
[00:03:33] Mr. Bernie Sanders and what you plan to do to deal with the guys like me who are probably part of the Muslim Brotherhood
[00:03:42] Hi, yeah, my name is my name is is Turdis Lacheche and I
[00:03:51] As a black lives matter member, I'm I can't wait to kill police officers
[00:03:59] Now I want to know why I'm opposed to go to damn college
[00:04:06] This is the third clearly in blackface man
[00:04:14] There's so many African Americans here whose lips extend all the way up to the nose
[00:04:19] It seemed to be painted on the face, but I have to take a break here
[00:04:29] There's a fire alarm goes off and right a sprinkler's go off and
[00:04:35] You know stumbling in with his feet bound in a gay-shout fit on
[00:05:09] Shuts out to Bernie the God though. Yeah sucking off Fox news out there
[00:05:13] I'll tell you here we are at the Bethlehem steel stacks
[00:05:17] And you know a lot of people used to work here and they came anymore because I'm gay
[00:05:28] I didn't mean I didn't mean the last part. That's just what is always constantly running through my head. I get confused
[00:05:43] Has not considered himself to be a homosexual from time to time every single member of this country has had gay thoughts
[00:05:59] It is natural what is unnatural is these corporations paying no federal tax no get hetero taxes
[00:06:08] Look, I made five hundred and seventy thousand dollars last year because I filmed a sex tape
[00:06:17] It was a very good state sex tape. Maybe you should look it up and if there's anyone that thinks I should apologize for
[00:06:24] Doing a Baywatch porn parody and sodomizing David Hasselthoff. I'm not gonna do it
[00:06:30] Maybe you should get Donald Trump up here and ask him why he had sex with David Hasselthon
[00:06:34] Yeah, that is correct that is correct ma'am. Oh
[00:06:47] Fuck dude Bernard, dude. When's when's motherfucking wins a finger-popping joke gonna be the
[00:07:13] Believe you are the same man who claimed to be golfing
[00:07:23] Welcome Dean led the brothers killed a president
[00:07:33] Yeah, we are trying to kill my fucking downtrodden
[00:07:42] They did that video with that like white kid dressed up like a pimp and then went to acorn
[00:07:46] They're like credit letting and they were like we fucking got him
[00:07:50] But it was that fucking like like white boy like just wearing a mint coat. Yeah, it was like basically doing like that
[00:07:57] Blackfish, I mean they basically have tried to do that in terms of like gotcha. What's the gotcha?
[00:08:02] What's acorn about I think he was trying to say that he wanted to get a loan for his hose or something
[00:08:08] I forgot. I actually have I don't even know so we did the joke is that when you do an obvious prank
[00:08:17] No, what is acorn is they weren't even a good community lending thing. Oh, I think maybe I'm oh
[00:08:24] Oh, and the acorn all I remember is that all I remember is that the guy dressed up like a pimp
[00:08:31] But in like the most obvious like Halloween costume that was a big Halloween costume the purple ash pink or the purple ash
[00:08:38] Pimp uniform. Oh, yeah, you can't do that anymore with this PC culture. Can you guys?
[00:08:55] How you doing mr. Burner sanders, I just want to say Kramer was right
[00:09:04] Secondly, I love rape and everyone who looks like me does
[00:09:16] These very peculiar questions, I don't exactly understand what we are covering here today
[00:09:22] Yeah, yeah, how you doing I was wondering if my name is
[00:09:40] I wonder is you go is you gonna let the brothers beat they dick either library?
[00:09:55] As a la saying the brothers can be they dig in a library
[00:09:58] Well, we are certainly going to fund public projects like libraries folks you saw these questions asked here
[00:10:05] We are not making these people up. This is what this is Obama's America
[00:10:22] Wish dude, yeah, my name suitcase car wash
[00:10:27] When is it gonna be a law says everybody get gold teeth
[00:10:48] Yeah, that's a little political take a little satire for you guys
[00:10:59] This Fox News putting people in black face to ask questions
[00:11:05] Yeah, yeah, that's our packet. How you doing? I'm a middle-class black man. That's never experienced any kind of racism
[00:11:14] I'm sad easy and it's only profited off of
[00:11:16] In fact, I find that the real racist black people and I just want to say that white people are cool
[00:11:34] Fuck man, who was yeah, I was I have a tattoo of John McCain on
[00:11:47] They like John McCain. Do they yeah, even though Trump hit him up, dude
[00:11:52] Yeah, Fox News loves John McCain still yeah, I thought they're Trump's guys
[00:11:56] No, I'm gonna some of the more but like John McCain is like the the Republican. I
[00:12:02] Don't think any more for those folks. Oh, he's dead. He's dead. No, he got cucked. Yeah, he's a cuck
[00:12:11] Trump fucked Cindy and then she called the police on a mixed race mother and
[00:12:17] Child sex trafficking dick had her so good
[00:12:20] Dick had her making up a that's right. You know, I heard Donald Trump actually came in John McCain's a mask for his fighter jet
[00:12:28] Oh really back in the day? I didn't know that and that's what caused him to crash white. Yeah, is that he was like
[00:12:44] Think Donald Trump's come is in my plane mask
[00:12:49] Donald tricky Donald put his comment my jet mask
[00:12:56] We think Don Don was doing when John McCain was a Vietnam was he just
[00:13:01] Speaking got just got out so much pussy. Yeah, I was getting pussy like a smart person
[00:13:06] He said what he had I go on a war like a loser. Oh, I would have gotten out of that shit. Oh, yeah
[00:13:11] My nuts are too heavy to go to war. I would have had my rabbi write a letter
[00:13:19] Yeah, I've got four inch from the military
[00:13:25] That's right. Sorry, sir. You're dick is too small to go to war if the Japanese see it though
[00:13:32] They already think they're the best race. That's the only thing we have over
[00:13:37] It's a cutting trick because those four inch guys are not fucking those big dick soldiers wives. That's right, right? Oh, dude
[00:13:44] So it's a so I would have been here. I would have been here fucking every G. I's bitch
[00:13:49] Dude, you know I'm saying yep, I would have been what I would have been you know that somehow with the big dick guys
[00:13:55] Stayed in America the small dick guys are like I have to go kill people. Yeah, that's true. They're country. Yeah
[00:14:03] Yeah, that's true. I would have been the umpire in a league of their own
[00:14:08] Suck up by rosy got sucked off by Madonna Rosie again a gershawn back to Rose back to Rose back to Rose for that fucking ample pussy
[00:14:16] Yeah, you know we get tired of that information broker North African information
[00:14:23] That's my thing in world war two. Yeah sitting in the cafe in Morocco. Yeah, I know a little bit about this Hitler guy
[00:14:30] Sarsa's burrilla. Yeah white suit pan of my hat. Yes, sir classic. Yes. They got a feeding me dates
[00:14:37] I would have been on the dog a little little like Reese's monkey that
[00:14:42] He runs around and steals coins from people and brings him to me. I go. Thank you Adam
[00:14:54] What would you just say I thought you said you'd have a I think you're hallucinating
[00:14:58] I don't hear the monkey say anything no I I he said you named your monkey Adam, but it sounded like the
[00:15:05] So if you want to edit that I didn't say it sounds a lot like it I
[00:15:09] Would be on the dog to bring the war we got a baked in I think
[00:15:15] Even on the docks. Yeah, I would be I would be keeping those things white boosting morale for the for the boys
[00:15:23] Seaman whatever they can't really what I would be doing is spying on the unions and then ratting them out to the government
[00:15:33] That's that's what that's what Meyer Lansky did during the war. Yeah, I was Meyer Lansky
[00:15:39] He was like a mobster guy green was based on really
[00:15:44] Tanky talking I'm interested. I was basically like they were like where the gangs worked in New York back in the day was
[00:15:53] Then the Italians and Jews came over and the Irish were like oh, well
[00:15:57] We'll just start at an even bigger gang called the police department
[00:16:01] And then they all became cops and salute yeah, and then the Italian and Jews were like the Italians are like yo
[00:16:07] We'll be the ones that boss people around and you can count all the money
[00:16:12] And then that's that's where I and then all everyone but the Italians got out of it
[00:16:17] They were like no, this is cool. Yeah, I keep doing crying
[00:16:20] I was laughing earlier about like so, you know like Notre Dame or burnt Notre Dame. Yeah
[00:16:25] It burned down the gay ass little church everyone said about yeah fuck that church. Well burn. Yeah, what's your take? Let's hear I
[00:16:32] Don't fuck it. I don't care. Yeah, it's a gay ass church. Yeah, why I don't give a fuck that it burned down
[00:16:39] It's historic dude. Whatever you do. There's other churches they invented flying buttresses
[00:16:46] It's like the way they bring the wall. They got a drone that has butt cheeks flying butt cheeks. No
[00:16:52] What Notre Dame had some kind of architecture that you like
[00:16:56] What was like historically significant? Yeah, who cares dude? Fuck that shit?
[00:17:00] I mean, it's not even burned down. It's like one third of the roof and the spire
[00:17:04] It'll be all right. Anyways, I was laughing earlier about so burned down because it's like they were doing renovations or whatever
[00:17:13] Just fucking Staten Island general contracting company that had that contract. They're like yeah, we cut a couple of corners
[00:17:21] You gotta make money on the back and what a buddy, you know
[00:17:25] You want to keep you building fancy and you spent a little bit more cash
[00:17:41] Why we do this again it's the fuck ass in our ass
[00:17:48] Just a bunch of fucking stucco. Yeah, just a shitty ass. Are you glad to burn down because of colonialism? Yeah
[00:17:54] Yeah, dude, yeah, dude. So I was just like I was always trying to talk about Syria
[00:18:00] You always try to talk about Yemen, you know the real problems not some fucking
[00:18:06] Mayo ass cracker ass building no one would have known about that shit if it wasn't for that fucking
[00:18:12] Disney cartoon and I guess it was a book
[00:18:15] Yeah, I believe for real though who get under like a bunch of fucking who is is that Victor Hugo?
[00:18:22] Yeah, I think so you go what else did you go or Hugo? I think people say Hugo. Yeah, I don't know
[00:18:31] It's you right the counter Monte Cristo's rules Vern's name Jules Verne
[00:18:37] Slap you say Jules Verne is Jules Verne or is it something different? Yeah, like ooze. Yeah, I don't I don't I never
[00:18:47] Give what a hugo. What else did Hugo right the three musketeers? No, that's a good one. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
[00:18:58] Dumas yeah Dumas Dumas but that one you do say like Dumas that was a man
[00:19:02] That was the three musketeers was Alexander Dumas
[00:19:08] What's the one with the guys in an iron mask?
[00:19:12] That was Jerry Bruckheimer. Yeah, no, no isn't that count of money Chris?
[00:19:16] That was Nicholas Sparks. That was the man of the iron mass
[00:19:20] That's not how money Chris. Oh, that's right. I thought that what about the casco
[00:19:26] I asked a lot of I confused this isn't that another one five minutes ago the casco of a Montellado
[00:19:31] Where you put a motherfucker your enemy in the motherfucking basement wall is asked up say goodbye bitch
[00:19:37] I'm about to fuck your bitch. Yeah, it is Victor Hugo
[00:19:41] He wrote a hunchback in a tree. Yeah, what else do you write? Was he a one hit wonder? No
[00:19:46] Lane is in hunchback. Oh shit. That's a that's a nice to some right there. Yeah, wait is hunchback another day of fucking musical
[00:19:53] No, that's uh that was a later. They made a musical
[00:19:57] There's in one of my favorite fucking tell me label one of my favorite songs from the movie is when the hunchback tries to get through the alphabet
[00:20:12] I was sitting around the house by myself laughing about like teaching an immigrant the alphabet song
[00:20:19] But you teach him all the wrong letters. So he's like I am
[00:20:50] You'd have to find like a Chinese guy. Yeah, there's no idea what the letters are I
[00:21:10] Mr. Lee, that's not the alphabet mr. Lee someone's led you astray
[00:21:22] He said it's a ship test the American alphabet and he wrote I love sucking dick
[00:21:52] You can bet on a bet the aside bet the SI figure out what the alphabet is
[00:21:57] Mm-hmm, and you can place your bets on who Victor Hugo is you know a lot of people don't know
[00:22:04] Bet the SI they've been is actually did he fuck did he fuck bet the SI has been in the betting business for over 20 years
[00:22:14] Oh, you know fuck you could bend over bet the assign eat its ass. No problem. Yeah, I'm gonna have two years ago
[00:22:21] You could have I was checking something we said earlier boy boy. We check about if
[00:22:26] Alex and or do Moss also did counter money Krista did he he also did and three most good tears
[00:22:33] Yeah, two books that I count on that at bet the SI dot com the premier counting website
[00:22:38] Oh, dude, you got you want to count to seven you want to count the 12 for yeah 110 a lot of our listeners
[00:22:45] Don't haven't learned counting not yet. They're learning counting
[00:22:49] That's why the alphabet if you don't know the one Nick just did that's the alphabet so do that say that the people complain about the
[00:22:57] Alphabet episodes, but there are I'd say if 65 to 70 percent of our listeners don't know the issue
[00:23:03] It's sort of like an offshoot of sesame Street. Absolutely sesame two streets
[00:23:13] Now in a in a Oscar. Yeah, Oscar the grouch cuz what's on the bottom of that trash can Harvey Weinstein's dick
[00:23:22] They like trying to force Oscars head down with the lid of the trash, right to suck that little fuck. I can't stop
[00:23:28] It's too late. I already happened once and I think it's it's a net positive for my career
[00:23:38] Anyways, you can bet on bet the S I come to be in business over 20 years
[00:23:47] mobile interface interface not an app we
[00:23:54] Yeah, why would they need a map their interface
[00:23:58] I know how the fuck don't they have the fuck though. They didn't win an award either. I just been saying that I guess I was right
[00:24:05] Never looked at the copy until last week
[00:24:10] They don't have an app at all which is fuck apps well
[00:24:13] I mean yeah, I guess I there's a lot of websites where like I never use the patreon app
[00:24:17] I just use the fuck I use Safari on my phone, you know cuz it's better to just use that oh, yeah a lot of things don't have
[00:24:25] I'm trying to why they want all those awards. Yeah, you know, there's too many apps
[00:24:30] You go on the app store and it's like like just Chinese
[00:24:33] Chinese kids pumping out apps. This is gonna be the next one. Yeah. Yeah, it's new game. Well you shine flashlight a dog
[00:24:40] There is a lot of games where either the I get a lot of Instagram ads where it's like it looks like family guy
[00:24:47] But they're cavemen you guys that we get those ads no
[00:24:53] Think the algorithm just figured out something about your brain
[00:25:01] Just one yeah, this guy's definitely one of those Simpsons caveman kind of fellas. That's our demo
[00:25:07] Yeah, my favorite is the one where it's like you won't last five minutes playing this game without something is it cuz I'm bad at it
[00:25:14] I don't right why when I last this is the game suck
[00:25:19] Seemed like this game sucks. It does suck. Yeah easy to use mobile playing interface play when you paid
[00:25:25] They offer odds on pretty much everything else too. Even though we haven't mentioned anything
[00:25:32] This is a copy bet these eyes been a business over 20 years paying winners easy to use mobile playing interface play when get paid
[00:25:37] Bette SI offers odds on pretty much everything else too. I
[00:25:42] Mean I guess you can call it six reality TV
[00:25:45] Yeah, all major sports politics, you know, how many black people are gonna be the Fox News down all of it
[00:25:54] Reality TV pretty much everything bette SI is a great mobile app. Oh, I guess they do an app whoa
[00:26:02] Is you keep reading the copy and they're having up?
[00:26:06] You know what the last week the first time I read the copy I only went to talking points in
[00:26:11] This time I've gone for and now it turns out they do have an app
[00:26:16] We find out that they've won awards. I'm gonna be this is gonna be fucked up. This is gonna be great
[00:26:21] They have a great mobile app easy to use from anywhere. We do we did know that remember that part. That's why we said it
[00:26:28] Shut up. That's why we've been saying it for weeks. Come on
[00:26:35] Just relax chill. I'm cool. I'm chill. You're getting all worked up. I'm chill like you're
[00:26:42] Lips pop dude. You're just you're about to stop the tasty vibes about to start staying racist stuff
[00:26:47] I know you don't make us start the episode over again. I don't have to do it again, dude
[00:26:51] We've we get 45 minutes of classic stuff. It's just a word
[00:27:05] The cat makes me say the word. Yeah, you said you're allergic to cats referring to guys who play jazz music
[00:27:12] Oh, yeah, those kind of couple older older gentlemen. Mm-hmm. The old brothers
[00:27:18] They offer live-in-game wagering you can make plays throughout the entire game and events
[00:27:23] I love a play. I love smart. What's the smart money doing smart plays smart plays? That's about play Leo
[00:27:28] You bet against the Warriors. He's time. I don't even know what the odds and you know what smart money is probably to bet on the nuggets
[00:27:35] I haven't looked at the odds. They're gonna be dispersed spurs are up game one. I think that game is tonight
[00:27:46] Today is Tuesday tomorrow the episode comes out. Yeah
[00:27:52] But you know what bet on the fucking bucks to win the whole goddamn thing
[00:27:56] Fuck the Warriors. They just dropped a stunner to the clips
[00:27:59] I would be dead on the Warriors in the next game because they're not gonna fuck up after
[00:28:05] Point-lead but exactly that there won't be people
[00:28:08] I think credibly think this person when the nugget the nugget series no one thinks the Clippers are gonna win that series
[00:28:13] Yeah, if anything the lines are gonna go the other way. I would think
[00:28:17] I'm gonna I know I just have a nice hard dick. I hope I love to see the Chinese invade and just erase all of our culture
[00:28:23] Except that it would be no everything no more podcast nothing
[00:28:27] There's no games nothing in it because it would be nice to get to like the end of your life
[00:28:31] And you're like oh it was all meaningless. Yeah, I know it is but to have something that makes it fuel real right by being like
[00:28:42] This is a constant trope that you bring up a lot. I don't know
[00:28:45] I think we're gonna pretty often bet will the Chinese be our new overlords. Yeah using promo code just
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[00:30:51] Yeah, every time I go to see your breasts you do not show me why I want to pinch her breasts
[00:31:01] Is a love style there's one thing I want to do it's to be
[00:31:18] Little mermaid fucking Sebastian definitely that's definitely
[00:31:22] I think but what do you think is this huge putting his claw in her pussy
[00:31:31] She just putting the whole lobster in her pussy do you think or do you think he's drawn with a dick the size of his body?
[00:31:38] Sebastian sex I'm wondering what this Adam. What do you think? How do you think the sex?
[00:31:53] Yeah, I guess you just kind of like a rapist lobster in a way in a metaphorically speaking
[00:32:06] Yeah, I mean anything for them fucking I think that he would probably put his claw into her pussy and then open it up sort of like
[00:32:16] Enlarge the whole why not put his tail in there and flap around a little bit. Oh lobster tail
[00:32:22] Well, he is a lobster which means that he's probably really into Jordan be Peterson
[00:32:31] Because doesn't Jordan Peterson talk about lobsters. I don't know he's probably into more traditional forms of sex like a
[00:32:40] Yeah, nothing like a quiet fucking missionary quiet. Do you ever go to a silent disco a silent rave?
[00:32:48] Well, I do silent disco for sex. That's what I mean. I put me yeah two headphones me and my sexual partner
[00:32:56] Had somebody somebody combine Nigel Thornberry and Ursula. Oh, I hate that. Yeah, it's terrible
[00:33:07] I have a rash on to my little balls. I can't wait to fuck
[00:33:18] The lobster the only thing I want is to fuck a pussy
[00:33:23] What would you even do with mermaid pussy shot? Oh, here's a good one
[00:33:31] Hey, man, you are gonna make me go to HR again. You are a get-fog out of the time the lobster who fucks
[00:33:45] Everyday I sit on this rock and I think about how to get a pussy
[00:34:02] Here's a cartoon of Ariel fucking her dad king trite. Oh, nice. Where's her pussy and they both have legs
[00:34:09] That's how they got around it. Yeah, but they are under the sea still what the fuck he was kind of like a jacked old man
[00:34:16] He was hot dude. He really was he had great bar
[00:34:18] Yeah, he was a traditional daddy. Yeah Ursula big big big lesbian. I want to see
[00:34:26] King Titan and Tony the tiger fighting over the top position. Yes, dude a wrestling a gay
[00:34:32] Gay sex wrestling match. Yeah, they have a gay sex wrestling match
[00:34:35] And then one of them finally gets top position and fucks the other one and then he looks to the crowd and he says are you not entertained?
[00:34:57] May Griffin get fucked if you ever tried just talking to a girl clown
[00:35:06] I just want to ask her out on a date because I want to fuck her
[00:35:20] I wrote a gay song to impress area about leaving under that seat
[00:35:28] And hopefully she likes my gas song so active
[00:35:45] I never do I wrote a song it didn't work. She did not like this one to kill every girl lobster in under the sea
[00:36:05] Oh shit PlayStation 5 what it's right coming out this year though when
[00:36:12] Oh, you're getting it. You know about this. I don't regain this bro. You tell me you're not excited for a fifth PlayStation
[00:36:18] I mean, it's like you gotta wait because you get way too fucking years after it comes out and they're like oh
[00:36:24] Here's one with like the bigger hard drive and you know, yeah, it's like a word
[00:36:29] Overheating every day. Yeah, you want to wait until the no I'm getting it immediately
[00:36:34] What do expect from sony's next generation ray tracing support and 3d audio?
[00:36:40] What the fuck is 3d audio psv aren't a shit support. Oh, yeah
[00:36:44] It's just around some but how do you do it if you don't have surround nine channels you suck my dick that's out
[00:36:59] You know rape out. I'm going to rip out
[00:37:02] I cannot wait to rip it to get back at area
[00:37:07] I will show the only way to not be a virgin anymore is you have to rip a virgin
[00:37:12] And that will cure you being a virgin you could just have sex. I don't know
[00:37:21] I do not know if I have a dick because I'm a lobster. I think I lay eggs
[00:37:40] Understand his own body. There's nobody as a cop or pussy replace eggs
[00:37:50] But I want to but I want to it I want to fuck
[00:37:59] But I do not know what to put into her pussy
[00:38:24] My body is made so all I can see is my cloth
[00:38:28] I don't know what my body look like behind my head
[00:38:42] Is that what it feels like but I do not know if I have it
[00:38:48] I'm flying swim around and look at my face
[00:38:51] Do I have it? Oh, I see it as a tail. God damn it
[00:38:55] Do you think I can put the tail in areas pussy?
[00:39:00] What are you guys up to? Oh every air looking very beautiful today
[00:39:22] Do you know do you know my song for you?
[00:39:24] He's Jamaican actually right? Yeah, he's not African. I don't know if I'm Jamaican or Africa
[00:39:38] It makes no sense at all the lobsters are from like fucking New England that is true
[00:39:46] Under the sea we got to get you know what I would love to do
[00:39:50] Is to get a piece of that cold Irish fish pussy
[00:40:06] I just hit the because we don't have the wind guard. I hit my tooth with the
[00:40:11] Yeah, we're going round dog. We've been raw dogging the last few episodes. Yeah, what happened to the wind?
[00:40:15] Oh, the new movies were going less equipment. Let's try taking a low-fied down. Yeah, yeah kind of acoustic style
[00:40:33] Yeah, there's one thing I hate it's these fucking
[00:40:37] Boo try and pray I got some you can pet you
[00:40:47] And she said miss a please don't kill me but too late
[00:40:57] This fucking beanbag chair. God damn it. Yeah. I love being racist to chill. I'm gonna sit on the top of it
[00:41:02] That's my ass cheeks hurt now. Dude, just if you I we can switch for the next epi
[00:41:09] But the way I figured out how to sit on the top watch the speaker there
[00:41:13] You have to sit on the top like you were trying to sit on the top of the beanbag
[00:41:17] Not in front of it because it's gonna fly back. It'll sink into it sink into it
[00:41:22] It supports your lower back. It molds to your body. Yeah, I hate it
[00:41:30] You know cuz you told me too bitch. No, we're not telling you too. You think you'd be more
[00:41:36] How about that motherfucker? All right. I'll suggest this
[00:41:39] No, just this dick. I've got you know what you can I can't suggest for your dick. What's that is blue chew?
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[00:42:07] And it's also broken. I don't know why this would be on the news
[00:42:12] Yeah, I mean I can confirm both of those
[00:42:16] Elders that your eldest took a turn to what I don't know
[00:42:19] I can confirm both of those. I can say both of those are true
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[00:42:36] But since cycling in the am's and taking you're going natural taking 10,000 steps every day. Yeah my little Fitbit
[00:42:44] My cock has been working pretty good. Damn. That's a good point to bring up during the read
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[00:43:33] I don't know whether I have a dick or not, but I want to fuck area. Can a lobster take absolutely
[00:43:39] I I do your lob if you're gonna answer for more for lobster out there. I don't I don't know if I can chew things
[00:43:45] Yeah, that's I have to crush them with my claws crush me their claws and then put them in
[00:43:49] I don't know then I put the dust in my mouth the dust in your mouth because I love eating dust
[00:43:55] Oh, if you love eating dust and you want to rip I really have
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[00:45:34] So yeah, there you go promo code comtown. Thank you africa Sebastian. Yeah, why the I do not like that my body is segments
[00:45:47] Wobs are so good. Somebody is trying to eat me
[00:45:58] I got something nice and buttery for you Adam
[00:46:00] Well, if I slathered my cock and butter
[00:46:03] And put it in a lobster shell would you suck it afterwards in a lobster shell the shell is
[00:46:09] A little flavor. Oh, so I had the s and there's a little bit of lobster
[00:46:14] And then I put butter on it. So this is how lobsters made apparently so lobsters have like
[00:46:18] Little caves they live in. Uh-huh and the female will go to a man the male lobster's cave and pissing his face
[00:46:27] Hell yeah, dude. Yeah, that rocks and that's when she knows how does she get it for business?
[00:46:35] No, that means she's trying to fuck. Oh, that's like a mating. Yeah, he's like take a whiff
[00:46:43] This is crazy. Yeah, and lobsters the bladder sits below the brain
[00:46:46] Nice with two reservoirs storing copious amounts of urine. They love to piss located just under their eye star
[00:46:55] Where they're getting these connected to nozzles through which both males and females can squirt pee
[00:47:02] Out of your eyes. Yeah, this tech technique allows their pee to shoot straight out in front of them up to seven body lengths away
[00:47:10] That's the equivalent of a teenager being able to pee from the back of a 40 foot school bus and hit the firm windshield
[00:47:17] Did you cry it it was Pete? Do you think you'd cry loss?
[00:47:22] Yeah, because he would have a peter that smells bad the male starts to let loose his own stream of urine
[00:47:27] Curiously fading the fin like appendages called swimmer at
[00:47:32] Draws her scent inward while flushing a mix of his and her urine out behind him
[00:47:37] And most lobster shelters come out with a backdoor for quick escapes mix the room of his and her lobster pee wafts out we're broadcasting
[00:47:43] They're lovers intentions widely lobsters may do it in dens but they're far from discreet
[00:47:50] Eventually the male calms down enough for the female to make her move and enter his den
[00:47:53] She'll stay part-time at first and only allow them to get to first or second base
[00:47:59] Yeah, these bitches piss in your face and then only let you suck it in for a second. It sounds like
[00:48:04] Bullshit sounds like a certain species. We all know about
[00:48:10] Oh, don't even get me started these sweet fucking
[00:48:17] Trying to fucking take down your burning sanders posters
[00:48:20] Tell you go ahead. Take it down. Let's see what's behind that burning sanders poster
[00:48:24] Oh, yeah, it's a head-sized fucking hole in the drywall. I guess that's for my ex-girlfriend
[00:48:29] Yeah, you know that yeah, you know about that
[00:48:32] I think you should put that Bernie Sanders poster back up
[00:48:46] He's storing my my collection of European chocolates
[00:48:51] When you leave me when you leave me and I get fattish
[00:48:58] Do you get fatter after breakups? I can't remember when you were all big time
[00:49:04] That's I can't wait when I'm sad. I just retreat and I get fattish. Oh when I'm sad
[00:49:08] I can't do it. Were you getting fatter when we first met?
[00:49:11] Yes, yeah, I was in the feeding. I was in a feeding zone. Yeah, a theater relationship. No, no, no
[00:49:17] I remember it was so funny. I remember hanging out with you. I'm like damn
[00:49:20] It's like I don't think that guy could get any fatter. Oh brother. Were you wrong?
[00:49:23] You're pumped up. I don't understand like you're weird. I know like how much fatter you can you were probably 100 pounds bigger than you are now, right?
[00:49:34] Yeah, 70 though. That's a lot too. And I'm fat now
[00:49:39] I think imagine 70 more like on this damn frame, but that was after a breakup. Yes
[00:49:45] Yeah, I was after my college girlfriend and I broke up. I lose weight
[00:49:49] I wish dude all my friends are like but I'm but I think it's because I like I like a lift weights and workout while I'm in a relationship and
[00:49:56] Like a relationship that you get weak. No, I just stopped going to the gym. Yeah, and if I stop going to the gym, I lose weight
[00:50:03] Right. No, I get fat as fuck the second I get sad. Yeah, I'm just I'm hitting the fuck. I'm hitting Popeyes. Yeah, same. What's up boys? Pop guys
[00:50:13] I think all right. Yeah, the headphone wire just
[00:50:19] Yeah, dude. I was getting fat as fuck just
[00:50:24] Yeah, dude. Popeyes is on uh fucking uber eats. I know popeyes is on seamless now
[00:50:30] It's so they deliver quick to my house. They get to your
[00:50:34] They literally I delivered I ordered at like 230 last week. You got to my house in maybe 10 minutes
[00:50:43] I'm so just trying to find out if lobsters have dicks they do such a good job. Yeah, well they say they
[00:50:48] Dude, the female lobster takes its clothes off to have sex
[00:50:58] Pants around the knees have the air force ones on for grip better grip
[00:51:02] Oh, yeah, you know, I'm a through the zipper kind of fuck lover. Yeah, I've told you guys that I put on extra
[00:51:10] We don't listen to you when you tell us
[00:51:12] No, I told you but we don't listen. I'm naked if anything. I'm the opposite. I'm fully nude girls clothes. Yeah
[00:51:19] Whatever because you're in it for the you're in it for the shoes. Yeah, yeah
[00:51:24] Huh, you're in it for the shoes. I'm wearing just leto heels and I'm fully nude the gorgeous shoes
[00:51:37] Someone told me once I forgot who this was that they were into luxury porn
[00:51:41] Where it's like he liked seeing a woman wearing like an expensive ball gown. That's a game. That's a homosexual. Right for sure
[00:51:50] He jacks off. I want to see you're aware of fabulous dress and then take it off. Right. I have sex. Yeah, fuck that
[00:51:57] Or that's like maybe you wanted to fuck your mom
[00:52:00] When you're a kid and she used to go to rich gala
[00:52:05] Or if you were molested by a rich woman, do you think rich women molest?
[00:52:08] All right, that's all that would be great or that book good great expectations belly to belly
[00:52:12] They then fan their swimmer at vigorously as he inserts the first pair of modified swimmer at it's called gonopods
[00:52:18] Oh, hell yeah, do her sperm receptacle. He's got two cocks
[00:52:22] Each gonopod is a half tube that he squeezes together to form a hollow rod through which the sperm
[00:52:28] Spermato for his past she hangs there in the hammock of his arms as he completes several thrusting motions
[00:52:35] There is more mutual fanning and urinating and then he rolls back over and sets her down
[00:52:41] Exhausted she returns the back of the shelter a few days later. She'll move out and another female will move in. Oh, hell yeah
[00:52:50] Get him just have a big get some push my extra lobster. It's on my face. Yeah
[00:52:55] I take your clothes off. Yeah. Yeah, let me fuck
[00:52:59] And then get the fuck out have another woman come on. I can not mother I cannot wear my face
[00:53:03] I cannot wait for area to piece in my face
[00:53:05] Uh area you look like you have to go to the bathroom. Perhaps you would like to piece in my face
[00:53:12] Do you see that have you been watching the new david app number a thing on Netflix? No our planet
[00:53:18] This is one kind of bird that in order to fuck it has to do this choreographed dance with three of its friends
[00:53:27] And then the girls just watching this dance and all day long they just practice this fucking dance
[00:53:32] And then the girl has to decide whether or not at the end they want to fuck and then his three friends like just
[00:53:38] I'm like, oh my god. Is he gonna fuck? Yeah, I didn't I how you doing mr
[00:53:41] My name is my name is my name is loquacious
[00:53:45] Vellanda long and I was wondering why we love dancing so much
[00:53:49] Why is it that we already got to have a goddamn dance we do
[00:53:54] Anyway, but like the after all the rocks dances over
[00:53:58] She's just like she gives like a nod or something and then he just flies behind her one pump done respect
[00:54:04] It's over you spend more time with your boys. Yeah plus a dance practice with your boys
[00:54:11] Just for one pump does it even feel good to come if you're a lobster
[00:54:14] Does your swim or at feel like a top of a dickhead? I don't know who gives a shit
[00:54:18] I don't think most animals have sex for pleasure. I think it's all rape and
[00:54:22] No, but the woman's pissing in faces and stuff. That's why Asians are superior. They don't have sex for pleasure. Yeah, they did
[00:54:29] No, I've seen some pornography. It's social
[00:54:36] Yeah, it's because of an evolutionary imperative. No, I did I bet you some Chinese women want to get fucked
[00:54:45] It's a funny. I like you know tell you when you grow up you're like well rape isn't about sex
[00:54:48] It's about power and then you get older and you find out that sex isn't about sex. It's about power
[00:54:53] That's true that there's no such thing as sex. It's all just power. No, I like the I like the bus dude
[00:55:00] Yeah, you're trying to get power over your over your former self. It wasn't able to fuck
[00:55:07] That issue but sometimes I just want to get a little calm shooting out of my balls
[00:55:11] Yeah, because it feels nice it tingles at the top of my cock. Are you familiar? No, I got a bloodlust
[00:55:17] The thing I want is to murder people and unfortunately you're not allowed to do that in society
[00:55:22] And that's what you think of as having sex
[00:55:25] No, I mean not as having sex, but I think you know like a lot of people have that drive probably to kill to kill
[00:55:31] Yeah, I don't want to kill you don't want to like stalk and hunt people
[00:55:35] I mean, maybe there's some enemies. I'd like to beat the shit out of no not enemies
[00:55:38] I mean, you know, you mean random people
[00:55:40] Yeah, you just pick a guy and you follow them around and figure out where he works and then one day when
[00:55:45] You know, he tells his family he's gonna you know stop by the fucking hobby lobby on the way home
[00:55:52] Right now whenever he's from there makes it back
[00:55:55] Skull holes in his head and using a an oil funnel that poor boiling water on his brain. Well, he's still alive. Yeah, just normal stuff
[00:56:04] That kind of stuff everybody has that kind of all guys. Yeah, you know, it's a good fellow guy stuff for sure
[00:56:11] Guy talk. Yeah, you put his skull in your fucking man cave afterwards before the feminists came along
[00:56:16] We were allowed to do stuff like absolutely
[00:56:19] I'm sorry. I'm ruining that type of shit. And they're like, okay, mr. Yang. The question was about universal
[00:56:30] I not not really sure what that tangent was
[00:56:35] If you could you explain more than thousand dollars a month
[00:56:41] Months before when president Yang gets a little fuck you want fucking I'm voting for nice
[00:56:46] I know he wants to make it a legal to report on anything, but oh, yeah. Yeah
[00:56:52] Yeah, we're gonna use your thousand the going
[00:56:55] Getting a good mod set her up in a separate apartment
[00:56:59] That's right. Yeah, you're about to be a married man. You got to think about your guma now. It's a gumar
[00:57:04] Is a gumar. I think we're in a south Italian. You know how they fuck up words
[00:57:09] Yeah, but they fuck it up by saying gumar the Italian word is like komari
[00:57:20] Guma, but the r can sound like a D. No, you just said it wrong guma. I think you just go guma
[00:57:30] No, I don't know anyway. You need a guma. Yeah, I'll use my Yang books to set her up
[00:57:37] She'll obviously have a pill problem. Come on typically pronounced sounding off on face typically pronounced my shit
[00:57:44] Gumar is a term for a made man's mistress. So Adam would say you're wrong. He's incorrect
[00:57:49] Last thing in the jewish acts the jewish Italian you said the wrong word incorrectly
[00:57:54] I said the right word in the jewish the wrong way
[00:57:58] You the jewish form of that right word open it up to be
[00:58:03] I was trying to show it. I was trying to explain my fucking affair to the boys
[00:58:06] You have a special version and the a couple hundred thousand people listening right now
[00:58:10] I was trying to just have some intimate talk with my boys
[00:58:12] But you just want to know we only get like honestly like 47 downloads an episode
[00:58:17] 47. Yeah, there's only this problem. I thought it was more than
[00:58:21] There's only there's only like 35 people who's listening
[00:58:32] Her mom's and dasha my mom's like dasha's stop listening
[00:58:36] So funny when they say sis lads dasha listens to find out what jokes you took from her
[00:58:42] That's not true, dude. She steals jokes for me on her gay ass podcast
[00:58:46] The entire time jenny more burrito less shots. I threw it up. What you threw out the fucking
[00:58:52] Are you out of your mind? Oh, I finished I maybe had one by the biggest the biggest fun
[00:59:00] The end of the podcast one of those burritos that has a leak at the bottom
[00:59:05] I love a leaky bite the last one. It was a
[00:59:08] Flavor the soggy bot and their friendship will never be the same. I didn't mean to do
[00:59:14] I'm sorry. I thought it was garbage. I didn't think that it was you and it was in that moment that the falling out was set in stone
[00:59:20] I cannot believe this Adam Adam and stonvers. Oh, so you never recovered late night
[00:59:25] I I took the train here so I could get some steps in on my way back. I'm running low on fuel
[00:59:31] I needed that bite. I'm staring me through the over the finish line. You want the rest of my coffee
[00:59:38] Wait, is Adam gonna kill me? No, I don't know. No, I'm gonna do that pouring water through your ear thing that Nick was talking about
[00:59:45] I'm too my my brain is impenetrables to fucking smart
[00:59:48] You know what I would be cool to be a serial killer that kidnaps guys and then surgically gives them Shrek ears and then releases them back to his family
[00:59:54] That's not even a serial you just you tattoo someone's entire body green give them Shrek ears rape them for six weeks
[01:00:00] Okay, then just send them back to the well you got to do something that like severely traumatizes them
[01:00:06] They're like my husband finally came back, but I think it's funny. He's shrek and he won't talk to anybody
[01:00:14] Well, I think it's something where yeah, he doesn't want to talk you have to have a rip
[01:00:17] Yeah, yeah, what's funny is the idea of a man that just looks like Shrek and he's like won't talk to anybody and they're like honey
[01:00:27] He came he was missing for four weeks and then he came back and he was shrek
[01:00:33] And he was I think you don't have to rape him. I think you just make him Shrek
[01:00:38] He just had to his old body green and then like doc is ears. Yeah, exactly as little Shrek years
[01:00:42] Is years go up doesn't Shrek have like a like that's kind of the ideal woman is like a girl
[01:00:47] That's super hot, but then she has like Shrek ears or something that's fucked up interesting
[01:00:51] She's like so no guy and no other guy ever had sex with me because of this one thing
[01:00:56] There's one flaw that you can see past right yeah, but definitely no other guy damn it
[01:01:01] Would you fuck a um, yes a Vulcan bitch? 100% oh yeah, what the fuck kind of question is that I prefer the point of yours?
[01:01:09] And it's kind of Vulcan looking she looks a little Vulcan like she looks kind of more like Leonard Nemo
[01:01:25] Leonard P boy and he's like live long and let me drink your piss
[01:01:29] Yes, I'm Leonard people that is correct. I'm Leonard P boy. There's one thing I enjoy it's drinking piss
[01:01:38] Mm-hmm. I think I like that. What does he call Kirk? You call him James or whatever captain Captain James
[01:01:45] Jimmy boy if there's one thing I want to do to drink your piss
[01:01:49] Dude Vulcans only have pussy once every like decade or something. They're too logical for pussy every seven years they fuck
[01:01:56] And if they don't fuck they go crazy they go nuts dude. Oh, yeah, cuz I remember our Voyager two two voc
[01:02:13] The other one was I was gonna do a biggie small. Yeah, yeah, yeah, try to think of something that was uh
[01:02:19] Not the obvious one. That's okay, man. It's all right. What happened to two voc
[01:02:25] I mean, hey, you can't come up with classic bits like pretending to be Sebastian wanting to fuck Ariel for seven minutes
[01:02:34] I do not know if my penis is real. I want to jam my little flappers
[01:02:39] I think I have I reached on there to see and I think I have two different penises
[01:02:52] I got horny at Ariel and then I sneezed a bunch of peace
[01:02:59] Um, what happened to two voc dude your name's uh jerry ryan. Yeah, he got he gets real horny and they have to send him in the holodeck to bust
[01:03:11] Uh in the holodeck because it's not real anyway, void your two voc pond far
[01:03:22] Look at him. Look at him just going horny
[01:03:30] Oh, yeah, he's like going nuts. He just has to bust and he's like sweating respect. Yeah, does he get pussy? Um
[01:03:37] Yeah, he's look here's this bitch is having to beat him off. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, that rules dude
[01:03:47] That's not a girlfriend. Yes, the food their pussies and cocks look different who the Vulcans
[01:03:56] The Vulcans cocks and pussies. What are we talking about? They look different when they fuck but what?
[01:04:04] The obvious joke is rib the ridges, you know that kind of stuff
[01:04:08] But I'm saying do the aliens that look mostly human have different cocks and pussies
[01:04:14] It would stand to reason that they would
[01:04:19] Because what else makes us different if not our gyrgeneitalia
[01:04:24] Because then you think you'd have way more different kinds of mixed
[01:04:27] Alien things right because the cocks and pussies are different. You can't really do that. That's a good question
[01:04:33] It's the way like a lion and a tiger can have a liger, but it can't
[01:04:41] Liger right is that like a mule a mule a mule can be made but it can't fuck or you can fuck but it can't reproduce
[01:04:49] Which is cruel. What if it wants to be a mother?
[01:04:55] You know I'm saying yeah, so that's just kind of a question I have about that's a track
[01:05:30] Yes, I don't suppose I should ask why you were unrest I would prefer that you didn't
[01:05:53] He was doing sus. I have no idea what I don't know the context of that. I don't remember that episode
[01:05:58] You've seen every ds 9 every Voyager every tng no not even close
[01:06:05] What percentage would you say of all three combined how much of like all of the shows maybe like 40%
[01:06:11] That's a shit ton. That's a lot of it, but I mean there's no way I've seen all of next generation
[01:06:18] A decent amount. I've seen like probably 80
[01:06:27] Oh fuck dude without that last little bite of burrito. I don't think I can make it. I'm sorry dude
[01:06:32] I was thinking about no through life through life. Yeah, I got I got 15 minutes before I died, dude
[01:06:42] I'll suck your dick. You have to suck my dick
[01:06:44] But then spit my jizz in my mouth because I need nutrients
[01:06:46] That is right. How does busting help me if not if I don't drink the comfort sustenance. Why can I just give you my home?
[01:06:51] I'm not with that gay shit, dude. You're not with it. I'm not with a gay shit
[01:06:57] You sucking my dick and spitting my cum in my face would be my own it wouldn't be gays my cum
[01:07:03] You and I'm not you know you would be getting it out for me as a friend
[01:07:07] But if I if I drink your cum come on dude
[01:07:10] How could I look out? I gotta look my mother in the eye. I cannot wait to get my ass
[01:07:14] I cannot wait to get my first piece done by a real
[01:07:24] Gee Sebastian do you want to go back to working on the song?
[01:07:38] I'm a grown man with at least two penises
[01:07:44] Self-conscious, but then I found out that I have not not I thought I had zero dicks
[01:07:49] But it turns out I have at least two dicks two special ones
[01:07:54] And the other is a mid to attract peace
[01:07:59] Does flounder have do do fishes have cocks? No, right they do their eggs. They like spray their cum. Yeah
[01:08:11] See horses and Sebastian's just like walking into the cave
[01:08:20] Sebastian's walking into the cave and he's like
[01:08:22] Ariel good nose. I have written a new song for you and she's just fucking flounder
[01:08:32] She's like I'm sorry Sebastian, but he's also a fish
[01:08:36] My lower half is fish so it makes sense that I would fuck him
[01:08:39] Yeah, literally no one else in this community is other than my dad and I can't fuck him
[01:08:44] So flounders the only person that I find is nice
[01:08:48] But why would you do this? I have two penises
[01:08:58] Do now all that was for me to learn how to read when my brain has made out of peace
[01:09:04] To read a book to find out that I have two penises that drink your piece
[01:09:11] And you like her father just staring at him blankly
[01:09:15] Get out of here you fucking bitch. Yeah, sorry Sebastian. Looks like you're the one that's dead
[01:09:24] Why did I clap these little pussy cheats
[01:09:26] Tell me why I clapped Ariel's pussy like that
[01:09:37] This is the most resister thing that's ever happened to me
[01:09:41] Pussy for lobsters. Why do not I get an pussy?
[01:09:55] Yeah, they should do the live action when they do the live action remake
[01:10:00] Real lobsters. There should be a subplot. Yeah, that shit is so dumb dude
[01:10:04] Why the fuck is it all like dumbo and actual animals and Latin and Lion King? I know it looks weird dude
[01:10:13] Yeah, it looks bad. It's better as cartoon. Elder's dumbass is excited to see the Lion King. He's like, I just want to see Lion's talk
[01:10:22] Why you mean man who gives a fuck? Yeah, it looks cool
[01:10:25] I want to see why I was probably my favorite Disney movie when I was a kid though
[01:10:28] Lion King, yeah, but it's like just watch the fucking cartoon. It's good still good. This is that African
[01:10:40] He's pretty chill. Yeah. Yeah any new karate at the end. Yeah, that's not this on a squash banana
[01:10:46] Hmm. That what he says. That's not to sound a squash banana. Yeah, I think they like that was like such a 90s thing too
[01:10:53] It was like let's write a song called Hakuna Matata
[01:10:56] And we'll go to some of these mud villages
[01:11:00] Listen to some of their words and we'll actually get someone to play their coconut instruments
[01:11:04] In this multi fucking million dollar movement compensate them probably pretty poorly
[01:11:09] That's what Paul Simon did for Graceland. Yeah. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies, man black mombaso
[01:11:16] Now isn't the Lion King though, isn't it just some some anime shit? They stole
[01:11:23] The Lion King wasn't anime. It was it was a pokemon actually no no no there was a real fucking
[01:11:49] The book of mine song is the best for us
[01:11:52] And each time it can be just a little different and still just as nice
[01:11:56] It just feels just as good coming off the tongue. There's so many things you could be the very best
[01:12:03] There's so many different fuck that things you could be the best at
[01:12:07] I want to be the very best at accusing women of rain
[01:12:25] They all lie we know the truth you can't trust Jews
[01:12:51] Kids what are you watching pokemon? Oh, okay. Yeah, I think it's fine. They're like bugs or something
[01:12:59] That was my favorite part of the Lion King was when he learned he didn't have to eat
[01:13:02] He could just eat bugs. Oh, right. Yeah, he didn't kill anything. He didn't have to be
[01:13:08] Yeah, well, no, he just ate bugs. Yeah, but for a line that's slimy yet satisfying
[01:13:14] Yeah for a line that's wait. He never killed it at any point. He never he didn't have to kill a will to be stir
[01:13:19] Anything because he just ate bugs with his boys. What about Nala though. Did she kill?
[01:13:24] I think that actually in real life the girls are the killers
[01:13:27] They just feed the guys the king the lion the king of the jonzo stands back in that sucks
[01:13:37] Sometimes he has to fight another dude lion a scar if you will they're such cool looking animals
[01:13:42] They look so cool. The main is so sick lions are fucking awesome. Yeah, the main is definitely just like to look cool
[01:13:50] It's so tight that the Romans the Romans were like let's kill all of these
[01:13:54] Let's capture all of these and kill them. Why did they do that?
[01:13:57] Make slaves fight these be lions everywhere. They went up like all the way up to like like southern Italy
[01:14:02] Really? They were fucking all over the place. Yeah, what? Yeah, they're the king. They're all over north africa
[01:14:08] Yeah, fucking the Romans like just destroyed them. Wow. Yeah
[01:14:16] Greeks that is and then also killing the giant lions dude. That's fucked up
[01:14:20] That's fucked up lions in southern Italy. Yeah
[01:14:44] So can it dick? What are you fucking a game?
[01:14:47] You're the shit out of here. What the fuck is this?
[01:15:00] Oh, no, I've never heard of this case shit
[01:15:10] Oh, yeah, I'm getting kind of tired here. Yeah, a full hour of podcasting boys really takes it out of your heart. Yeah
[01:15:21] I was just trying to think of more Notre Dame's name. Notre takes
[01:15:26] My take is that it's the Muslims. Come on folks. We all know who it was. It's the terrorist
[01:15:32] It was a lonam. What was it for real though? Some guy just burned it down
[01:15:35] It was some some fucking French construction worker was probably smoking a cigarette while having sex with his 14 year old mistress exactly
[01:15:55] Now I've got the bed in the ears and my cousin is bound
[01:16:04] Dude fuck France. Yeah, France can suck these little fucking not arena. Yeah, I was sad about the church burned it down
[01:16:13] Dude catholic and French that's like double pedophile that is that's true
[01:16:18] But it's at least the French are sensual pedophiles in the french art pedophiles. Yeah, they make love to children
[01:16:23] Yeah, open up a bottle of wine watch the bar with them
[01:16:32] Dude, I love that bar. I didn't fuck there. My sheets when I was a kid in my bed. My blanket was covered in car man
[01:16:39] It wasn't covered in car man. He's like
[01:16:43] Papa. Can you introduce me to a young African boy?
[01:16:50] And he was African, you know, it's an african street like a prince read a little prince. Oh, they were different shadow
[01:16:57] Oh, yeah, they were corrupt that I bet you're getting beaten all the time
[01:17:01] I just catch a couple catch a couple beatable stray
[01:17:09] He gets smacked. I would beat you if you're my son
[01:17:15] Everyday I did come home and look at that face. Damn. I would fucking we just whale on you in the garage
[01:17:21] I'm gonna go drink myself to sleep if I was your son. Yeah, if I had to come home to that fucking face
[01:17:37] Eastern Easter Monday belt belt off just going to town your mother's not even attempting to stop me
[01:17:44] Oh, my mom my mom slapped me across the face one time. Yeah, dude
[01:17:48] Yeah, because I laughed for wearing her underwear. Yeah, of course
[01:17:52] I was like I just want to make sure it fits
[01:17:55] I don't want it to be for putting on her dress in your middle school graduation. Come on. You know, I didn't do that
[01:18:03] I had I showed you guys pictures to use to sneak in your mom's room address up in her clothes out. No, I didn't
[01:18:10] Did they made it be honest? I did my dad did have this like you did do it. Okay. Okay. All right. It's fine
[01:18:17] No, I used to put on like yeah, I don't remember
[01:18:20] Yeah, I used to put on like my dad's like 70 shit that he had around because I was really into disco
[01:18:27] Like fifth grade. I thought that is literally gayer than wearing
[01:18:30] I thought this goes really funny. No, I thought it was funny. I mean also
[01:18:34] Your mom's clothes. I thought that was like how kids knew they were gay because of the movie hearts of Atlantis
[01:18:40] Where the kid is where he's close. So it hearts in Atlantis. Isn't that trans more likely so in hearts in Atlantis the
[01:18:48] Anthony Hopkins is like a man that rents a room upstairs and like the kid who lives downstairs is getting bullied
[01:18:53] For being gay something. I don't know but Anthony Hopkins is like a psychic or something
[01:18:59] So like he confronts the bullies and he's like go ahead math
[01:19:02] Yeah, continue bullying him and then you run home and put on your mommy's clothes
[01:19:08] How do you know about that? And it's just like a grown man bullying a child for being gay
[01:19:12] Clearly this is the kid with more problems
[01:19:15] The kid that's getting bullies is just kind of a fucking bitch. Well, I didn't know we talked
[01:19:19] I don't know. I think you did. I'm sure I did
[01:19:24] We were talking about Adam putting on his mom
[01:19:29] Adam told the story about wearing his mom's clothes
[01:19:32] That movie hearts of Atlantis, which is based on you
[01:19:37] He's based on you when you had a house guest you're with the bully and the kid
[01:19:46] You know, he's not a good actor. It's so funny that he's like he's because he sounds like he's knighted for acting
[01:19:53] He was good in Thor Ragnarok. He was good in the
[01:19:55] Silence of the yeah, he's good in that movie, but I mean, it's like he's not really doing much
[01:20:01] Yeah, the character is so fucking compelling to begin with. It's like what I what acting do you really need to do?
[01:20:06] He's a guy that eats people. He went it's like
[01:20:09] You know how you know how shitty a shitty of an actor you'd have to be to make
[01:20:13] Off a bean to make the guy who eats people a boring character
[01:20:18] Here's that boy. Here's another fact about him. He's a psychiatrist from Baltimore. If
[01:20:24] If you told you that yeah, that's who the character is would you expect that out of or like think that of Anthony Hopkins?
[01:20:30] No, maybe he's one of those guys that's so smart that he talks like he's British talks like he's gay. He talks like he's gay
[01:20:36] Yeah, like Frazier. I mean, but then when they put him in fucking Nixon. He's atrocious in it
[01:20:41] I haven't seen he's really bad in that movie. Mm-hmm. The fucking uh, uh
[01:20:46] Alverstone movie. Oh, yeah, he doesn't even put up put on makeup or anything right
[01:20:52] He wears fake teeth and continues to speak with the British accent. That rocks. I tell you they're my enemies. No, I can't stand them
[01:21:00] It's like it's just it's awful respect. Yeah
[01:21:04] Overrated the funniest fan of fucking right now
[01:21:08] I'll go ahead say no because it was related to something you're saying before and now it's just
[01:21:13] Now you've waited your turn. I didn't wait my turn. Well, you you sat there and thought about mommy's clothes
[01:21:22] Putting on mommy's clothes and sledding around the living room before everyone else gets home from church
[01:21:30] No, we weren't church going for yeah, your parents would pretend to go so you'd have time alone to dress up
[01:21:36] Yeah, it's time for him. Get out of his system. He just wants to do it
[01:21:40] Just let him do it once. I did it as a boy and I did it in the back of that pickup truck
[01:21:45] I used to do it as a boy and now I I've spread HIV to the entire family
[01:21:53] Can you be born with HIV if your parents have it? Yes, that's how you got it, Addie
[01:21:58] You know that's how they called me. Yeah. Anyways, what were you saying?
[01:22:05] Nothing. No, let's say come on. It's too late. April 22nd as we call it Easter Monday in this
[01:22:11] I'm changing my does it a funny 22nd. We got funny moms as as it's known in the Judeo-Christian tradition
[01:22:21] Easter Monday, which comes after I guess Easter Sunday. I didn't know Easter Monday was a thing. It's also Earth Day
[01:22:26] Oh, so those well, that's not the real Easter. That's when stupid ass fucking white Jesus died next week Greek
[01:22:35] Slash black Jesus black Greek Jesus. He dies the next week
[01:22:40] So that's the real Easter and I'm probably gonna go home and make maybe eat some lamb and hang out my family in my I might get a tooth that week
[01:22:48] So oh, yeah, we got a fucking but yeah come to that we got some pals from DC coming up to do the show
[01:22:55] The next one yeah, they texted me who's come Benji. Oh, no, it's Taylor
[01:23:01] Okay. Oh, yeah, it's nice. I didn't hear back. Yeah, okay great. Um, yeah, a couple other people
[01:23:08] Other people I think I did fuck to be booked to many people. How many people did you book too?
[01:23:14] I think we should be all right. Okay. Well, here's the deal motherfuckers. That's it for the fucking show today
[01:23:23] And Canada a little teaser we might have been we're becoming a
[01:23:26] June a couple cities maybe who knows who knows baby boys and girls
[01:23:30] So maybe hopefully we see you and we're also working on a UK tour and then hopefully the rest of America later
[01:23:37] This year, but anyway come suck us come fuck us. Goodbye. I cannot wait