[00:00:00] Okay.

[00:00:01] Rolling.

[00:00:02] I'll just get started here.

[00:00:05] So it's to catch a predator.

[00:00:06] Okay.

[00:00:07] In Iran.

[00:00:08] I like it.

[00:00:09] And so it's like a Chris Hansen.

[00:00:11] It's like, like, oh, how do they talk?

[00:00:15] Think you can.

[00:00:16] Take your time.

[00:00:18] Why don't you have a sit over here, please?

[00:00:21] Sit down.

[00:00:22] You are online trying to meet a man.

[00:00:28] We have neither is you cannot leave the police are outside to execute you.

[00:00:34] The police are outside to push you off the building.

[00:00:37] The catch a predator Saudi Arabia.

[00:00:40] Yeah.

[00:00:41] We have a telegram from you that says, Mir Sharma run to succubinas.

[00:00:47] And so we have got you.

[00:00:52] This is all being recorded for live leak.

[00:00:57] This is a new TV show on live leak where we have a video of gay men trying to break the

[00:01:05] law.

[00:01:06] They're trying to get the jail and so we kill them.

[00:01:11] Damn.

[00:01:12] I like it.

[00:01:16] Where else is it illegal to be gay?

[00:01:19] Texas.

[00:01:20] Oh shit.

[00:01:21] You really got all those cute little hats to fucking oh my gay sex is losing Texas.

[00:01:26] Dude, some Texas is so big.

[00:01:31] I bet you there's whole towns comprised of nothing but men having gay sex.

[00:01:35] Just romantic cowboy dancing.

[00:01:38] Yeah, dude.

[00:01:39] Square dancing nude.

[00:01:40] Go sit over there.

[00:01:42] Next matter is cat.

[00:01:43] It doesn't look as cat anymore.

[00:01:45] I don't like it.

[00:01:46] It's just like it's shedding too much and it's getting in my face every fucking two minutes.

[00:01:50] I'm gonna get allergic to around me.

[00:01:53] Well yeah, I think I might be allergic actually.

[00:01:55] I'll take it.

[00:01:56] I was like waking up and I couldn't like sleep well and then you know I like just move the

[00:02:01] cat in the other room.

[00:02:03] You feel great.

[00:02:05] Interesting.

[00:02:06] Yeah, I'm not waking up with my fucking eyes burning and yeah you're allergic.

[00:02:09] Yeah, probably.

[00:02:10] Oh yeah, maybe you weren't even never sick dude.

[00:02:12] Maybe you've been allergic to this cat this whole time.

[00:02:14] No, I was definitely sick.

[00:02:16] No, of your bullshit.

[00:02:18] No.

[00:02:19] Oh, what?

[00:02:20] Wow.

[00:02:21] Wow.

[00:02:22] My post drama.

[00:02:23] Dude.

[00:02:24] I'm sorry man.

[00:02:26] I'll never ask you to take a fucking salsa dancing class again.

[00:02:30] I thought it would be a nice way for us to bond.

[00:02:33] Help the pod out.

[00:02:34] Yeah, the James Bond.

[00:02:35] When I kill you.

[00:02:36] What?

[00:02:37] It's my gold.

[00:02:38] Don't fucking kill me with like James Bond.

[00:02:44] Fuck dude.

[00:02:46] We're coming in early.

[00:02:49] This is come town AM dude.

[00:02:50] Yeah, this is our morning radio show.

[00:02:53] I am I'm having gay sex.

[00:02:55] This might be the earliest pod we've ever done.

[00:02:58] No, there was that it is almost 11 a.m.

[00:03:01] That's early.

[00:03:04] We should do mornings do.

[00:03:05] We should like six a.m.

[00:03:06] Wake up.

[00:03:07] Pretend we have a morning radio show.

[00:03:09] Do fake traffic.

[00:03:10] Prank calls.

[00:03:11] Prank calls would be nice.

[00:03:12] I can't imagine that shit dude.

[00:03:14] Dude, they wouldn't have how much how hard the job that is to have to fucking get up

[00:03:18] at like five a.m. to go with podcast.

[00:03:20] Oh my God.

[00:03:22] Like people really don't give enough credit to the guys that came before podcast.

[00:03:29] Our forefathers.

[00:03:30] Yeah, we have to do sacrifices that we got to tip the cap a little bit.

[00:03:35] Absolutely.

[00:03:36] To those who came before us.

[00:03:37] I remember I woke up.

[00:03:38] I had a poster Mickey and Amelia as a child.

[00:03:42] Yeah.

[00:03:43] And I said, thank you for your service.

[00:03:45] You got a poster of them?

[00:03:46] Oh yeah.

[00:03:47] Every day I wake up and every day you get a new poster or getting you poster.

[00:03:52] That's why your family is poor.

[00:03:54] Yeah.

[00:03:55] We have to spend so much money on Star Wars is post status.

[00:04:01] High gloss.

[00:04:02] You know what I'm saying?

[00:04:04] Eighteen by twenty fours.

[00:04:06] Yeah.

[00:04:07] And I would hire a professional photographer.

[00:04:08] Something like 70,000 dollars a year.

[00:04:10] Can't go.

[00:04:11] Absolutely dude.

[00:04:12] Yeah.

[00:04:13] Well also the photography costs because they don't have that many pictures of them.

[00:04:16] It's a local Baltimore radio show.

[00:04:18] I wanted a different picture every day.

[00:04:20] But we would do a photo shoot every three weeks.

[00:04:23] At 98 Rock.

[00:04:24] At 98 Rock.

[00:04:26] And I would pay them for their time obviously.

[00:04:28] All said and done it was 1.2 million dollars.

[00:04:32] Yeah.

[00:04:33] Your family could have used that for a while.

[00:04:36] Yeah.

[00:04:37] We were really successful.

[00:04:38] I just bankrupted us.

[00:04:40] For my habit.

[00:04:41] I would get Mickey different hairstyles.

[00:04:44] Yeah.

[00:04:45] I would get him a pompadour one day.

[00:04:48] I would get frosted tips.

[00:04:51] Mm hmm.

[00:04:53] God.

[00:04:55] Life was simpler back then.

[00:04:56] So Adam we decided earlier that you're going to carry this episode.

[00:04:59] I'm going to carry this.

[00:05:01] Alright.

[00:05:02] Oh you did just see two men talking.

[00:05:06] Yeah I went to Canada to see.

[00:05:08] Pause Adam flew to Toronto to watch two men talk and not even say any slurs.

[00:05:14] Which is gay.

[00:05:15] If you're listening to three men talk for example and they say slurs.

[00:05:18] It's like it's cool.

[00:05:19] In fact if you pay money for it.

[00:05:21] Five bucks a month.

[00:05:22] But if you see if you fly to Toronto to watch some guy who talks like Kermit the Frog and

[00:05:28] that one guy that looks like the Penguin from Mon- what's that kids movie?

[00:05:34] That's right.

[00:05:35] Mongolia.

[00:05:36] No no no no.

[00:05:37] It's Madagascar.

[00:05:38] Yeah take that.

[00:05:39] Take that G.J. Kermit the Frog.

[00:05:43] Fucking piece of shit.

[00:05:44] Moving out here.

[00:05:45] Kermit the Frog and some guy looks like the Penguin from Mongolia.

[00:05:48] He does look like the Penguin from the Penguin.

[00:05:52] I do fuck with him though because he's just got a wild speech impediment.

[00:05:56] It's an accent.

[00:05:57] No.

[00:05:58] That's a speech impediment.

[00:05:59] No G.J. yeah he has a speech impediment.

[00:06:01] What's the speech impediment?

[00:06:02] He got G.J.

[00:06:03] He talks like he's gang.

[00:06:04] Yeah there's too much shit I've been used to.

[00:06:06] That's just his language.

[00:06:07] Oh yeah.

[00:06:08] Where's Lovienian?

[00:06:09] Yeah.

[00:06:10] Ris Lovienian talks like that.

[00:06:12] They all yeah.

[00:06:13] Slovienian.

[00:06:14] Have you ever heard the language?

[00:06:15] No.

[00:06:16] He used to be like a piggy-gaggedy.

[00:06:19] It was funny at a certain point he turned to Jordan Peterson.

[00:06:22] He's like maybe you could tell a joke the next time you talk.

[00:06:25] Damn.

[00:06:26] And Peterson just breaks it.

[00:06:27] I'm gay.

[00:06:28] I'm gay and I don't know what to say.

[00:06:31] I'm incredibly gay.

[00:06:34] So like are Peterson heads like upset about that?

[00:06:37] Yeah it was weird like I'd say three quarters of the room was Peterson and then one quarter

[00:06:42] was like either G.J. or one to laugh at the whole thing.

[00:06:47] And by the end like JP's guys like had given up on him.

[00:06:51] Damn.

[00:06:52] Why?

[00:06:53] They were going ham at the beginning because it was clear like he was just out of his

[00:06:55] element.

[00:06:56] Yeah my man just wanted to make a payday.

[00:06:58] I bet he got paid a nice fat amount for that.

[00:07:00] He's just like a clinical psychiatrist or a psychologist.

[00:07:04] What I want to see is Jordan Peterson versus Floyd Mayweather.

[00:07:07] Me too.

[00:07:08] That would be good for Paul.

[00:07:12] Public intellectualism and also the sweet science.

[00:07:16] Absolutely.

[00:07:17] Across promotional.

[00:07:18] I love it.

[00:07:19] It'll help everybody.

[00:07:20] It'll help absolutely everyone.

[00:07:22] In boxing or debating?

[00:07:23] I don't know.

[00:07:24] And then after that we're going to have Christine Hoff Summers fight a pit bull.

[00:07:29] There is awareness about dog fighting in bitches.

[00:07:32] Who's Christine Hoff Summers?

[00:07:35] I don't know.

[00:07:36] It's a bitches debated Roxanne Gay in Australia.

[00:07:39] They made Roxanne Gay fly all the way to Australia.

[00:07:42] That must have been hell for her.

[00:07:44] Yeah.

[00:07:45] Another one's seen.

[00:07:47] She probably complained about it right?

[00:07:49] I don't know.

[00:07:50] I mean it seems like the only thing I saw from that is they played a video of like Muslim

[00:07:55] guys pushing women around and she's like you're okay with this and she's like Roxanne Gay

[00:07:59] was like it's not our place to tell them what to do.

[00:08:01] No.

[00:08:02] Yeah.

[00:08:03] That's her take on.

[00:08:04] Yeah.

[00:08:05] That's her take out.

[00:08:06] That's Roxanne Gay's take on pushing women?

[00:08:10] Yeah.

[00:08:11] Well you know what they should have showed a video of Muslims pushing around fat women?

[00:08:15] No it's not.

[00:08:16] It's not her place.

[00:08:17] It's not like the place of feminism in the West is to critique Western culture.

[00:08:22] Oh it's not intersectional.

[00:08:24] But I bet you she would have been mad if it was a fat woman getting pushed.

[00:08:28] Probably.

[00:08:29] That's where her loyalties line.

[00:08:30] I just think you don't know.

[00:08:31] There weren't.

[00:08:32] There weren't all those clothes.

[00:08:34] That's true.

[00:08:35] They could be fat as shit.

[00:08:36] They're covering Patagony and stuff.

[00:08:40] Yeah dude.

[00:08:41] Are debates back?

[00:08:42] Yeah debates are back dude.

[00:08:45] Who else?

[00:08:46] We should start the come town debate series.

[00:08:47] We're gonna have a Lincoln Douglas style debate series all over this country.

[00:08:50] Fireside chat.

[00:08:51] Fuck.

[00:08:52] Okay could we trick Tom Myers into doing a debate with or you know what we could do?

[00:08:59] Mike Diesel dude.

[00:09:00] We could probably pay Mike Diesel to debate someone.

[00:09:03] Is he alive?

[00:09:06] Probably.

[00:09:07] We should yeah we should track him down.

[00:09:09] We should actually just get him for the part.

[00:09:11] That is true.

[00:09:12] He has been a legendary presence on the spot.

[00:09:16] There used to be shows where people just talk, sat around and talk like smartly.

[00:09:20] Was it called firing squad?

[00:09:22] No no no like the um.

[00:09:24] What's that show you always talk about Nick?

[00:09:27] Like James Baldwin where I always be on a show and shit.

[00:09:29] The McLaughlin group.

[00:09:30] No no.

[00:09:31] The other one where there's a fuck.

[00:09:35] God damn dude.

[00:09:36] I'm so stupid.

[00:09:37] Meet the press.

[00:09:38] No no I know me.

[00:09:40] You always bring it up.

[00:09:42] Truman Capote would be on it sometimes.

[00:09:44] Meet the.

[00:09:46] Meet the breast.

[00:09:47] Meet the breast.

[00:09:48] That's a shot.

[00:09:49] Meet the breast.

[00:09:50] It's very nice to meet you.

[00:09:54] Oh I'm Chante the breasts.

[00:09:57] But press the meat.

[00:09:59] Press the meat.

[00:10:00] Put your face up in the tennis.

[00:10:03] Oh I was thinking it would be like you put your car.

[00:10:06] No mind your own business.

[00:10:08] Pat please we're talking about press the meat right now.

[00:10:11] Entertain yourself somehow.

[00:10:12] We have to finish talking about this.

[00:10:15] Please just find a way to be on your own.

[00:10:16] We haven't even talked about whether you know the meat could be a gun or a big fat pussy.

[00:10:21] No no no.

[00:10:22] It doesn't just have to be titties.

[00:10:23] Well wow you're right literally since the last time we were here the Ken has got the.

[00:10:28] Oh I think that has attachment issues.

[00:10:30] Yeah damn here.

[00:10:32] Chase this laser.

[00:10:33] Chase the laser cat.

[00:10:35] Put it on Adam's cock dude.

[00:10:36] No you know my cock's allergic.

[00:10:38] There you go.

[00:10:41] The laser seems to be working.

[00:10:43] I don't know.

[00:10:45] Here I'll do I'll be on laser dude.

[00:10:46] No stop it on his cock.

[00:10:48] Stop it guys.

[00:10:49] There's a sniper on his cock.

[00:10:50] No stop.

[00:10:51] Shutting.

[00:10:52] You're putting it in my eyes.

[00:10:53] I'm doing it on your nose.

[00:10:55] I'm trying to just get it on your nose.

[00:10:58] Well it's a big target.

[00:11:01] I'm thinking I'm thinking rhino plus you guys.

[00:11:04] Yeah you're gonna get a cute little nose job.

[00:11:06] A little cute adorable little Gentiles nose.

[00:11:09] A little girls nose.

[00:11:10] Is that annoying?

[00:11:11] Yeah it is incredibly annoying.

[00:11:13] I was.

[00:11:14] The space.

[00:11:15] I think.

[00:11:16] Or getting into my eyes.

[00:11:17] The laser directly in Adam's eye for about 30 seconds now.

[00:11:22] I just want to know if it's annoying.

[00:11:24] I'm just checking to see if it's annoying.

[00:11:29] You don't have to get angry at me.

[00:11:31] I'm just checking.

[00:11:32] Do not put it on my cock.

[00:11:36] The cat is looking at my penis now.

[00:11:39] Stop it.

[00:11:40] Hello cat.

[00:11:41] I wish I was a sniper.

[00:11:43] Instead of a fucking gay podcast asshole.

[00:11:49] Sorry dude.

[00:11:51] I think this gay podcast bullshit.

[00:11:53] Sorry we're gay podcast assholes dude.

[00:11:55] Instead of sniping.

[00:11:58] You can still be a sniper dude.

[00:11:59] Yeah.

[00:12:00] I got those malicious now.

[00:12:01] This Kyle didn't start sniping until he was 27.

[00:12:04] Really?

[00:12:05] So I got some time.

[00:12:06] Well yeah you got negative three years left.

[00:12:08] Yeah I guess I'm 30.

[00:12:10] You know he didn't join the Navy SEALs until he was 26.

[00:12:13] Well I got plenty of time.

[00:12:15] Plenty of time.

[00:12:16] Yeah.

[00:12:17] Because before that he was just gaming on his couch.

[00:12:19] Yeah he had never even heard of sniping.

[00:12:23] And how the gun won.

[00:12:26] First day on the job.

[00:12:27] 27 years old.

[00:12:30] You're like go ahead try and kill some practice on these children.

[00:12:34] That'd be nice dude.

[00:12:35] It's so funny.

[00:12:36] I got murdered.

[00:12:37] It really is good.

[00:12:38] It's hilarious.

[00:12:39] If that happened to every veteran I'd laugh.

[00:12:45] Every single one.

[00:12:47] Every first responder.

[00:12:48] If you're a paramedic.

[00:12:50] Not Pete Buttigieg.

[00:12:51] If you're a good.

[00:12:52] If you're a paramedic.

[00:12:53] Yeah.

[00:12:54] Yeah.

[00:12:55] I hope you get what's coming.

[00:12:57] Who the fuck do you think you are man?

[00:13:02] Putting people in ambulances and shit.

[00:13:04] Yeah.

[00:13:05] You think you're better than me?

[00:13:06] Ruin their lives with a $32,000 bill for driving six blocks.

[00:13:10] Yeah why is it so expensive?

[00:13:12] Good question.

[00:13:13] Dude.

[00:13:14] You imagine Adam in the back of an ambulance and like.

[00:13:17] I'll walk.

[00:13:18] Yeah he sprained his ankle but as soon as he gets in the ambulance they're like he's

[00:13:21] going in a cardiac arrest.

[00:13:24] I get it.

[00:13:29] We're losing him.

[00:13:30] That's another $20,000.

[00:13:32] No.

[00:13:33] Let me out of the ambulance.

[00:13:34] That sounds like hell honestly.

[00:13:35] It does sound like hell.

[00:13:36] Yeah.

[00:13:37] Can't you take an Uber to the hospital?

[00:13:45] Yeah.

[00:13:46] Take an Uber XL.

[00:13:47] Lay back in that Lincoln Navigator with fucking blood coming out of your cock.

[00:13:50] Yeah that probably sucks for Uber drivers if someone should get an ambulance.

[00:13:54] They're like I don't want to spend the money and they just bleed all over your Uber.

[00:13:58] Yeah.

[00:13:59] But then you get that sweet damage fee.

[00:14:01] Oh yeah you get $50 dude.

[00:14:03] Is that what it is?

[00:14:04] No it's like 300 or something.

[00:14:06] So maybe a guy charged me $100.

[00:14:07] I get like a damage fee and there's no description of the damage nothing.

[00:14:11] And I like disputed it with like lift.

[00:14:14] I was like there's nothing.

[00:14:17] It just is damage.

[00:14:19] What they said.

[00:14:20] They reversed it.

[00:14:21] Oh nice.

[00:14:22] Here we go money back.

[00:14:23] Respect to that guy just attempting it.

[00:14:24] Yeah.

[00:14:25] He's like oh we'll see maybe.

[00:14:26] I'm not that.

[00:14:27] Maybe they don't pay attention.

[00:14:28] Yeah I'm going to check real quick.

[00:14:30] I'm going to take a check and see if I can take a shot dude.

[00:14:35] That's $100.

[00:14:36] Tim Miller used to do that joke about like how is it that like every six months somebody's

[00:14:41] getting caught growing up and moving on the subway.

[00:14:45] Like you that's your plan but you didn't even check to see if other people are trying

[00:14:49] that already.

[00:14:50] You just got a pack training and be like you just see fucking grab a bottle.

[00:14:54] Okay I'm going to jail.

[00:14:56] Okay I'm going to jail now.

[00:14:57] All right yeah no they got me.

[00:14:59] They got my eyes.

[00:15:00] Let me just see if I can just touch this bitch.

[00:15:03] Let me just touch a titty.

[00:15:04] I'm just trying to just touch this bitch real quick.

[00:15:07] On a pack train sometimes you're basically cuddling with a stranger.

[00:15:11] So what's the difference you know at that point it makes more space sense to put your

[00:15:17] hand on a titty yeah because it's the surface area is.

[00:15:20] Shut up to that guy that died in Thailand after forcing the flight attendant to wipe

[00:15:26] his ass.

[00:15:27] That guy died the bad guy.

[00:15:29] Yeah the fact I that salute to a hero dude.

[00:15:32] All you need to know about that guy you just look at him.

[00:15:35] Look at him.

[00:15:36] Ask to get his ass wiped went to Thailand.

[00:15:38] Yeah he had some job doing like tape back up for the city he lives in.

[00:15:43] Like working in like a data center.

[00:15:45] Hilarious.

[00:15:46] I mean I don't know I'm constructing.

[00:15:48] Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah.

[00:15:49] We're watching that show Mind Hunter and so I'm one of those.

[00:15:53] You're hunting right now.

[00:15:54] The mind is mine.

[00:15:56] What's what is mine hunter.

[00:15:59] You know exactly what it is.

[00:16:01] Is it like paranormal like people fighting ghosts and stuff.

[00:16:06] Sure.

[00:16:07] People fighting ghosts.

[00:16:08] Yeah it's one of those shows.

[00:16:09] I am.

[00:16:10] I guess I'll never know.

[00:16:12] I guess you'll never know.

[00:16:14] It's actually not bad.

[00:16:15] Fincher directed the first episode.

[00:16:17] David Fincher?

[00:16:18] Yeah.

[00:16:19] What other fincher would you guess.

[00:16:22] David Fincher.

[00:16:23] Yeah that's it.

[00:16:24] It's the only one I got.

[00:16:26] I was going to think of another one.

[00:16:27] Nicholas Fincher.

[00:16:28] Is that a guy.

[00:16:30] Yeah he's a musician.

[00:16:32] What kind of shit did you play songs about kissing guys.

[00:16:37] That's how I know about your favorite guy.

[00:16:39] That's your favorite.

[00:16:40] When a man sucks a man's dick.

[00:16:47] It's an abomination under God.

[00:16:51] And it makes me sick.

[00:16:53] Yeah I like that when he's there wheeling him off the plane.

[00:16:59] And like they censored his face in some images but there's one that's directly on his face

[00:17:03] and they don't even bother censoring it because his facial features are so small.

[00:17:08] They just kind of disappear behind his creepy glasses.

[00:17:13] Yeah.

[00:17:14] And it makes him look so sinister.

[00:17:16] Yes.

[00:17:17] I mean he was definitely in Thailand to have sex with children.

[00:17:21] Yes.

[00:17:22] There's no way around.

[00:17:23] Yeah there's no way he knows.

[00:17:24] That guy does nothing but like just masturbate to slave porn and post on Craigslist.

[00:17:31] And then he's probably into like you know I don't know fucking he has some weird hobby.

[00:17:36] Yeah.

[00:17:37] Oh yeah.

[00:17:38] Oh yeah.

[00:17:39] Oh yeah.

[00:17:40] Oh miniature battlefield is nice.

[00:17:42] Yeah.

[00:17:43] That's a two for right there.

[00:17:44] I don't want to get into that.

[00:17:45] Yeah.

[00:17:46] Why could you want to get one of those magnifying glasses?

[00:17:48] You never had a hobby.

[00:17:49] Well hold on.

[00:17:50] No I've had some.

[00:17:51] Hold on Nick maybe animal wants to be into battlefields.

[00:17:53] They're the same size as his dick.

[00:17:55] Yeah.

[00:17:56] Yeah.

[00:17:57] miniature.

[00:17:58] Well if it's a miniature battlefield it would be still pretty size.

[00:18:00] No.

[00:18:01] Minage.

[00:18:02] Those battlefields miniature battlefields are to regular battlefields.

[00:18:06] And your dick is to.

[00:18:08] He's talking about relative size.

[00:18:10] Thank you Nick.

[00:18:11] He's saying your dick is the size of a three and a half inch figurines dick would be.

[00:18:18] Yes.

[00:18:19] Exactly.

[00:18:20] And you know what my friend Nicholas puts it that way.

[00:18:22] I like you gotta laugh.

[00:18:25] The one with the.

[00:18:27] Yeah.

[00:18:28] I you've never had a hobby.

[00:18:32] You pulled down a fucking little toys.

[00:18:34] A little toys pants in his cock and the same size.

[00:18:36] You were pretending to play guitar for a little bit.

[00:18:39] Guitar.

[00:18:40] No but you were just pretending.

[00:18:41] I wasn't pretending.

[00:18:42] You bought the guitar and it's never been used once.

[00:18:44] Oh yeah you bought the guitar for the love of haggling.

[00:18:46] Yeah.

[00:18:47] I listen.

[00:18:48] That's your hobby.

[00:18:49] I do like haggling.

[00:18:50] I like sports is in a hobby.

[00:18:53] A nice customer service.

[00:18:55] It can't be.

[00:18:56] Well like playing sports or watching sports.

[00:18:58] Watching sports.

[00:18:59] Playing.

[00:19:00] Watching doesn't count.

[00:19:01] Well I guess sort of depending on how.

[00:19:03] I guess yes technically it's a hobby but I mean like doing something.

[00:19:07] An activity.

[00:19:08] Like jigsaw puzzles would be a hobby.

[00:19:11] Yeah.

[00:19:12] That's pretty cool.

[00:19:13] Going in like playing lacrosse once a week would be a hobby.

[00:19:15] True yes.

[00:19:16] Yeah.

[00:19:17] Sitting on your fucking couch and like being like oh damn you know like that's not.

[00:19:21] Yeah.

[00:19:22] What does that mean?

[00:19:23] Oh damn.

[00:19:24] You know like being excited by things.

[00:19:26] I do that.

[00:19:27] I'll admit.

[00:19:28] I go with damn when a cool thing happens.

[00:19:29] I'm watching basketball.

[00:19:30] I've never said damn.

[00:19:31] I go oh fuck.

[00:19:32] Sometimes I go oh yeah it's an interest.

[00:19:36] You have an interest interest interest versus hobby.

[00:19:39] Yeah.

[00:19:40] Now who the fuck intellectuals mother.

[00:19:42] You can put it this way.

[00:19:43] Is there a lobby for your hobby?

[00:19:45] If you can't go to a hobby lobby and be like you go walk in the hobby lobby like can I

[00:19:50] help you with anything you can't be like I like watching basketball.

[00:19:53] True.

[00:19:54] You're like.

[00:19:55] We have chairs.

[00:19:56] Yeah.

[00:19:57] They can be like a basketball down.

[00:19:59] But you don't do any of that.

[00:20:01] You don't do you don't do paper mache basketballs.

[00:20:04] That's true.

[00:20:05] You don't do you don't do a basketball stuff.

[00:20:07] Maybe he does.

[00:20:08] He doesn't though because he doesn't have hobbies.

[00:20:11] I have some hobbies.

[00:20:12] Oh look all I'm saying is he said you're a parasite.

[00:20:15] No I got I got other hobbies.

[00:20:17] That's all I'm saying.

[00:20:18] That's all I'm saying.

[00:20:19] I'm just saying.

[00:20:20] You make him sick.

[00:20:22] Yeah.

[00:20:23] How with how little you can you just decide to just take from the world.

[00:20:28] You never even consider that maybe you'll make a miniature battlefield.

[00:20:30] Yeah.

[00:20:31] And then fly to Thailand and make some woman wipe your ass.

[00:20:34] So you're saying that guys.

[00:20:35] I tried to find because I wanted more information about that guy.

[00:20:39] Yeah.

[00:20:40] There really isn't but I guess on another flight years ago.

[00:20:43] He tried to pull the same move and they're like no.

[00:20:46] Yeah.

[00:20:47] And so he just continued to shit himself in his seat.

[00:20:50] That wrong.

[00:20:51] For the whole flight.

[00:20:52] That's awesome.

[00:20:53] Imagine the poor ass will sitting there.

[00:20:55] No beast man.

[00:20:57] First of all you got the fattest guy I've ever seen in my life sitting next to you.

[00:21:00] That already sucks.

[00:21:01] He smells like.

[00:21:02] Now he's shitting himself.

[00:21:03] He doesn't just smell like shit.

[00:21:06] You know when more shit comes out of his ass.

[00:21:09] The smell keeps getting worse.

[00:21:11] You probably see it honestly.

[00:21:12] Yeah.

[00:21:13] I just want to enjoy your fucking Biscoff cookies like that dude.

[00:21:17] I had an Uber driver in LA that was straight up 600 pounds and he was like the kind that

[00:21:21] you can't wipe fully.

[00:21:22] Because his ass was so big.

[00:21:24] Nice.

[00:21:25] And it just it was literally it smelled so bad.

[00:21:28] Sick of that car.

[00:21:29] What kind of car was it?

[00:21:31] It was like a van too.

[00:21:33] The entire thing was just like I had to open the window.

[00:21:35] Like I don't want to fucking throw it.

[00:21:37] Well you're fat for me.

[00:21:38] Wow cool dude.

[00:21:39] What are you talking about when you show yourself?

[00:21:42] Real cool.

[00:21:43] This man has a disability.

[00:21:45] He's addicted to snacks.

[00:21:46] I don't know.

[00:21:47] I don't even listen to this story.

[00:21:48] Or I know you don't.

[00:21:49] You guys want to know more about Lacan or whatever?

[00:21:54] Yeah.

[00:21:55] Yeah.

[00:21:56] What's that about?

[00:21:57] Who's Lacan?

[00:21:58] He's a psychoanalyst.

[00:21:59] He sounds like a werewolf dude.

[00:22:03] Lacan for the post.

[00:22:05] French thing.

[00:22:06] Lacan for the post.

[00:22:07] He's a psychology guy that had a bunch of shit ideas and then they became popular again.

[00:22:12] What are his ideas that everyone's gay?

[00:22:17] Well pretty good.

[00:22:18] We just pretended not be gay.

[00:22:20] Yeah.

[00:22:21] Yeah.

[00:22:22] That makes sense to me.

[00:22:23] Yeah.

[00:22:24] Yeah this is what I mean.

[00:22:25] I mean that's what a bunch of people probably are.

[00:22:27] Yeah.

[00:22:28] I'm straight.

[00:22:29] Yes we're on it.

[00:22:33] What?

[00:22:34] Who the fuck is that?

[00:22:38] He's just like.

[00:22:39] He's just like a point or something.

[00:22:41] I don't imagine that if we were all on a flight together and that guy was like making flight

[00:22:46] attendance wipe his ass.

[00:22:47] We'd love it.

[00:22:48] You would still be the second worst passenger on the phone.

[00:22:52] That's true.

[00:22:53] And it would like I mean there wouldn't be much room between you and that.

[00:22:58] Well here's the thing.

[00:22:59] Would he be asking for her to show some common decency to wipe his ass.

[00:23:03] Because then it would be on his side.

[00:23:05] His power.

[00:23:06] His power.

[00:23:07] His power.

[00:23:08] His power.

[00:23:09] His power.

[00:23:10] His power.

[00:23:11] It's gross here.

[00:23:12] It's common decency.

[00:23:13] First of all like I can barely fit in the fucking airplane bathroom.

[00:23:14] Right.

[00:23:15] You know and I'm 75 pounds.

[00:23:16] Yeah 75 fourth.

[00:23:17] Yeah.

[00:23:18] I have no idea how that guy jacked was like even getting in there.

[00:23:22] Right.

[00:23:23] You know.

[00:23:24] Let alone two people.

[00:23:25] He's probably oiled up.

[00:23:26] And they had to do a press conference with that flight attendant.

[00:23:29] She like cried.

[00:23:30] And she was hot dude.

[00:23:31] I'd be honest with you.

[00:23:32] If I was on that flight I'd make her wipe my ass.

[00:23:34] Yeah.

[00:23:35] Yeah.

[00:23:36] I would say oh no some shit.

[00:23:37] I would see that shit got on my balls and con.

[00:23:39] I would see that fat guy doing it and being like can I also.

[00:23:42] Well you did it for him.

[00:23:44] One sensor dude we've opened this up as a service.

[00:23:48] He just fully functional.

[00:23:50] Yeah.

[00:23:51] No problem with my body.

[00:23:54] What's going on?

[00:23:55] I'm like I'm ready for my dick and balls to be wiped by Miss Luau.

[00:24:03] Dude honestly I'm fat enough where I could come back and pretend I needed it.

[00:24:09] Which is what he was doing.

[00:24:10] No he needed it.

[00:24:11] Did it pay for a first class ticket?

[00:24:13] He was absolutely pretending.

[00:24:15] Oh yeah I guess probably.

[00:24:16] Was he a coach or first class?

[00:24:17] He was in coach.

[00:24:18] He was in economy and then he complained that the bathroom is too small.

[00:24:22] Went to the business class and then demanded to have his ass wiped.

[00:24:31] What's that girl up to now?

[00:24:32] You think she'll have sex with me?

[00:24:33] Yeah.

[00:24:34] I mean she's dead.

[00:24:36] What?

[00:24:37] Yeah.

[00:24:38] We have to adventure.

[00:24:39] She jumped out of the plane.

[00:24:41] Yeah.

[00:24:42] Duh-duh-duh.

[00:24:43] So what else is in the news guys?

[00:24:49] There's a Sri Lankan terrorism attack.

[00:24:52] What did you guys think about that?

[00:24:53] What happened?

[00:24:54] They bombed their four bombs that went off.

[00:24:58] Yeah.

[00:24:59] Icyst did it and they said it was revenge for the New Zealand shooting.

[00:25:03] Which was done by a white supremacist and then they blew up a bunch of like Indian Christians.

[00:25:10] So it's like man that New Zealand shooter just fucking just swish.

[00:25:15] He caught some more bodies.

[00:25:16] He really, yeah that was.

[00:25:17] He caught 500 or 300 more bodies.

[00:25:20] He's probably smiling so hard right now.

[00:25:22] He's just a white supremacist.

[00:25:23] He wasn't Christian.

[00:25:24] Right.

[00:25:25] He wants more brown people dead.

[00:25:27] As many brown people dead as possible as far as what he wants.

[00:25:31] Yeah.

[00:25:32] Which is he in jail?

[00:25:33] No.

[00:25:34] Get off.

[00:25:35] He's in heaven.

[00:25:36] Do they kill him?

[00:25:37] No, no.

[00:25:38] He's in heaven.

[00:25:39] No, no.

[00:25:40] He's in heaven.

[00:25:41] Which is what they call jail in New Zealand.

[00:25:42] Damn dude.

[00:25:43] Do they have jail in New Zealand?

[00:25:44] Yeah.

[00:25:45] No.

[00:25:46] It's sick.

[00:25:47] Really?

[00:25:48] I'm wearing blackface on your car.

[00:25:51] Yeah, it's disrespecting the hopper or whatever the fuck that's stupid.

[00:25:55] The hopper.

[00:25:56] That don't ask dance.

[00:25:58] Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[00:26:00] You know the land talks shit about the gay ass dance?

[00:26:03] They talk shit about our gay dance.

[00:26:06] The gay it's really scary.

[00:26:08] Nah, they do really scary dance.

[00:26:15] It's one of the most impressive things anyone's ever seen.

[00:26:18] If you talk shit about that fucking stupid fucking dance, people lose their mind.

[00:26:23] They're really mad.

[00:26:24] And it's like, I don't think it's quite as stupid as you guys do.

[00:26:27] What?

[00:26:28] The dance?

[00:26:29] Yeah.

[00:26:30] The hawker.

[00:26:31] Well, Adam told me privately that he would beat up anyone that said that the dance was

[00:26:33] cool.

[00:26:34] Well, I told you that I would beat up any Maori person.

[00:26:40] No matter how big they are, that's not true.

[00:26:44] No, but I think they teach all the kids in school to hawker because they feel bad.

[00:26:48] Yeah, of course.

[00:26:49] It's like that dumb shit about how we're supposed to be like, Indian headdress.

[00:26:56] It's not a costume or whatever.

[00:26:58] And it's like, it's a fucking costume.

[00:27:00] It looks cool.

[00:27:01] I want to wear it and go to fucking go to a music festival.

[00:27:04] Yeah.

[00:27:05] First of all, white girls look way better in it than if whatever you're dumbass chief.

[00:27:10] Yeah, dude.

[00:27:11] I see it.

[00:27:12] Who do I want to see?

[00:27:14] I'm 22 year old with giant tits wearing something or an old ass wrinkle-dass man.

[00:27:19] Just give me the 22 year old right.

[00:27:22] Just big, like soft titties falling out of her dumb shirt while fucking paramores.

[00:27:29] Oh, yes.

[00:27:30] That's what I want.

[00:27:31] That's what I want.

[00:27:32] Yeah.

[00:27:33] If anything, my people love recycling.

[00:27:35] Get the fuck out of here.

[00:27:37] Yeah.

[00:27:38] We're trying to have sex.

[00:27:39] You're crazy horny.

[00:27:40] We're trying to have sex with this feather.

[00:27:43] This girl.

[00:27:44] We're trying to stand by the sausage tent at Coachella and not talk to these.

[00:27:48] I have sex with this girl named Lee.

[00:27:50] Her given name is Lee.

[00:27:53] L E I G.

[00:27:54] Yeah.

[00:27:55] Yeah.

[00:27:56] L E I G H.

[00:27:57] And just this.

[00:27:58] Wow, I thought that was lay.

[00:27:59] I thought that this soft is pussy.

[00:28:01] You've ever seen.

[00:28:02] I've only read it.

[00:28:03] I swear to God, I never.

[00:28:04] I never used to belong to my shut up.

[00:28:06] Shut the fuck up.

[00:28:07] Shut up.

[00:28:08] First of all, give her her hat back.

[00:28:12] We know you came in here and stole that hat.

[00:28:14] It has my name on it.

[00:28:16] Yeah, you wrote that on there afterwards.

[00:28:19] In Canada, they do a land acknowledgement before like any public event where they're

[00:28:23] like, we recognize that we are standing on stolen land.

[00:28:28] What?

[00:28:29] That was stolen from the first peoples of the nation.

[00:28:31] Give it back then, bitch.

[00:28:32] Yeah.

[00:28:33] Didn't you watch trailer park boys?

[00:28:34] Every episode starts with that.

[00:28:35] That's how it starts.

[00:28:36] Yeah.

[00:28:37] How you doing?

[00:28:38] I'm Corey.

[00:28:39] This is Trevor and you know, we acknowledge that this is stolen land.

[00:28:42] Like Corey Trevor smokes.

[00:28:43] Let's go smokes.

[00:28:44] Corey Trevor suck my dick.

[00:28:46] Let's go.

[00:28:47] You know, we should do a some people are both smart.

[00:28:49] I'm jail smart.

[00:28:50] Yeah.

[00:28:51] That's the Indians.

[00:28:52] That's fucking shit.

[00:28:53] Dude, that's so funny.

[00:28:54] They do a land acknowledgement.

[00:28:56] Yeah.

[00:28:57] Imagine someone's bucks your wife and is like, I acknowledge this is Frank's wife.

[00:29:01] I'm still going to get my cock sucked by her.

[00:29:04] It's kind of analogous to how we don't really care about what we did to the natives and

[00:29:08] the Canadians feel bad and the Australians don't really care.

[00:29:12] But the New Zealanders like feel bad and teach everyone that dance and stuff.

[00:29:18] Do our would the native Americans have any cool dances?

[00:29:21] Yeah, dude.

[00:29:22] Rain dances.

[00:29:23] That's cool dance.

[00:29:24] And the brain dance brain dancing.

[00:29:26] We're trying to get our dick sucked.

[00:29:29] That would be awesome.

[00:29:33] If there's a dance you could do to guarantee you getting head, I would become a fucking

[00:29:38] trained dancer.

[00:29:39] We're trying to get head.

[00:29:42] There's only one thing we really want.

[00:29:45] It's not our land back.

[00:29:46] We just want to get our dick.

[00:29:49] So that they deserve it.

[00:29:50] Honestly, if Lee.

[00:29:52] Yeah.

[00:29:53] That's how you should be able to get the headdress.

[00:29:55] You have to put in a couple hours sucking.

[00:29:58] Chief sucking dick.

[00:30:00] Hey, how are you?

[00:30:03] Please suck my dick.

[00:30:06] It's like there's so many cultures where it's like you're just making that language up

[00:30:15] on the spot.

[00:30:16] I know that's not a language.

[00:30:20] Yeah.

[00:30:21] You know?

[00:30:22] I think so.

[00:30:23] You're probably right.

[00:30:24] Absolutely.

[00:30:25] If I had the guess.

[00:30:26] They just did not communicate.

[00:30:28] It's all gibberish.

[00:30:29] Oh, yeah.

[00:30:30] Yeah.

[00:30:31] Yeah.

[00:30:32] Yeah.

[00:30:33] Oh boy, oh yeah.

[00:30:36] Yeah.

[00:30:37] That's all the time.

[00:30:40] I'm saying ding.

[00:30:41] Okay.

[00:30:42] It's funny if like the Native Americans were just like a group of like Scandinavian expats

[00:30:48] that came over to the Americas maybe like 40 years before Christopher Columbus and all

[00:30:53] them.

[00:30:54] And then they're like, look at all this great land, you know, and they're just like on the

[00:30:58] beach getting tans and stuff and that other European show up and they're like shit.

[00:31:03] Let's pretend we've been here for 500 years.

[00:31:06] Yeah, dude.

[00:31:07] I mean, that's probably what happened.

[00:31:09] Maybe they'll go away.

[00:31:10] They just had 10.

[00:31:11] Yeah, maybe they'll go away.

[00:31:12] We're just on the beach.

[00:31:13] No, that makes a lot of fucking sense.

[00:31:14] And 40 years.

[00:31:15] They just got really good.

[00:31:16] We've just been having a music festival.

[00:31:18] We've just been, I mean, it came here to just put on a big music festival and create

[00:31:25] hats for big, big titty girls and with rich fathers.

[00:31:29] And we have a perfect, we don't even need property because there's so much land here.

[00:31:34] We don't need laws.

[00:31:36] Cities will kind of just.

[00:31:37] We live in tents and make music.

[00:31:42] I really hope other Europeans don't come and you have to make up a story about, you

[00:31:48] know, being living on the back of a turtle or something.

[00:31:53] Yeah.

[00:31:54] That was, they used to fucking run their mouths by those fucking turtles.

[00:31:58] And coyotes and shit and just fucking painting stupid sick figures.

[00:32:03] I wonder what a bison steak tastes like.

[00:32:06] It's pretty dope, right?

[00:32:07] It's probably good.

[00:32:08] I've had bison burger, but I want a bison ribeye, dude.

[00:32:12] But wouldn't it be like to like, no, like aren't good cows like the kind that don't

[00:32:18] move around a lot?

[00:32:19] Dude, I want to know, motherfucker.

[00:32:21] You don't know.

[00:32:22] You're guessing.

[00:32:23] You're like muscular.

[00:32:24] You're guessing, though, aren't you?

[00:32:25] I guess I be honest.

[00:32:26] Aren't they dead?

[00:32:27] We kill them all.

[00:32:28] No, the buffal we kill.

[00:32:30] They're not.

[00:32:31] We kill.

[00:32:32] We kill buffalo and bite.

[00:32:33] They're the same thing.

[00:32:34] They're the same thing.

[00:32:35] So my penis, I am gay now.

[00:32:39] But they were like millions and they're like, oh, Roman, the dam land brother.

[00:32:42] Yeah.

[00:32:43] Out on the something where the out on the home where the buffalo roam.

[00:32:49] And the deer in the end to low play.

[00:32:52] You can bet on which animal.

[00:32:54] No.

[00:32:55] Can you?

[00:32:56] Yeah, bet the aside.com or you can bet on which animal will go extinct next.

[00:33:03] Bet the aside.com the premier animal betting.

[00:33:06] Is it going to be giraffes?

[00:33:09] Probably not.

[00:33:11] Everyone keeps talking about bees.

[00:33:12] It would be tight to just throw a katana in a way where it like spins.

[00:33:16] Yes.

[00:33:17] And then cuts off a giraffe's neck right in the middle.

[00:33:20] That would be cool.

[00:33:21] And then the giraffe's like, oh, shit.

[00:33:24] And then the head like slides off.

[00:33:26] You know, like a resident evil.

[00:33:27] Yeah.

[00:33:28] That would be tight.

[00:33:29] That would be cool.

[00:33:30] Or that what's that movie?

[00:33:31] The cube where they do it to a horse?

[00:33:33] I don't know.

[00:33:34] The horse fucking the glass plates go through.

[00:33:38] I got nothing.

[00:33:39] You know, the cube.

[00:33:41] Yeah, the horse is like bisected and with a bunch of glass plates.

[00:33:45] I don't know.

[00:33:47] It's bet the aside.com.

[00:33:50] It's a German company set up shortly after the fall of the third.

[00:33:58] After the war, we set up the auction off.

[00:34:02] Jewish paintings.

[00:34:04] And Frank's stuff.

[00:34:06] And Frank's Hamtaro collection.

[00:34:09] You guys should want a boring.

[00:34:12] How much boring shit?

[00:34:14] I've had Frank live now.

[00:34:16] She'd be like caming.

[00:34:17] Yeah, probably.

[00:34:18] She'd be one of those cambros that has all that animation.

[00:34:20] She'd be like, oh, shit in the background.

[00:34:21] It's like we get it.

[00:34:22] Her brows would look the same probably.

[00:34:24] Yeah.

[00:34:25] She would keep the big brows.

[00:34:26] It was cool.

[00:34:27] And Justin Bieber said he wrote in her book in her attic that he wished she was at least

[00:34:32] at least.

[00:34:33] It's just as I've imagined like the Nazis like searching a house.

[00:34:35] They're like, yeah, yeah.

[00:34:37] That's a very nice house.

[00:34:38] You have here, Mr. Bronheina.

[00:34:42] We noticed there were seven or eight windows outside.

[00:34:45] And it seems there's only six that we can count from in here.

[00:34:49] I don't know what that could be.

[00:34:52] It's just us living here as me and my wife.

[00:34:54] So it's not like there's any secret rooms or anything.

[00:34:58] And then you just hear like, good.

[00:35:02] Thank you.

[00:35:03] Thank you.

[00:35:04] Thanks for your life.

[00:35:07] 27.

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[00:35:09] Thank you.

[00:35:10] Yeah.

[00:35:11] What?

[00:35:12] What is that?

[00:35:13] Yeah.

[00:35:14] The noises you make.

[00:35:16] The love lint, love lint's thing in her pussy that goes off vibrates.

[00:35:22] Went for tip.

[00:35:23] Yeah.

[00:35:24] What's it called?

[00:35:25] The Adam's little penis.

[00:35:28] The Adam's little penis vibrates.

[00:35:31] That's why that's how you keep it.

[00:35:33] I don't really need a pedagogy.

[00:35:34] I just put it off the clicker.

[00:35:36] Yeah.

[00:35:37] Small but vibrating.

[00:35:38] So it takes like a little hummingbird for her pleasure.

[00:35:41] Exactly.

[00:35:42] And you can bet on something.

[00:35:43] Yeah.

[00:35:44] It's a coming bird and it's a little bird that like hovers by your window and then nuts

[00:35:48] all over it.

[00:35:49] That's why.

[00:35:50] How about that folks?

[00:35:53] God damn it.

[00:35:54] And the coming bird you could bet on if that's all.

[00:35:58] Oh yeah.

[00:35:59] You can bet on that if that's calm.

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[00:37:01] She's just driving that school bus around and you know people are like hey Lee what's

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[00:37:07] And she's like don't worry the kids are retarded.

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[00:37:18] I saw a Christian movie with Jennifer Garner.

[00:37:21] And you know you hit it and then the cartridge and blowing it a little bit.

[00:37:25] A little bit of a car crash.

[00:37:26] A little girl is retarded but then she.

[00:37:30] God helps her.

[00:37:31] I would love it if I had if I had like billions of dollars I would produce one of those Christian

[00:37:35] movies where there's a kid with down syndrome and he prays at night that he doesn't have

[00:37:40] a down syndrome anymore and he wakes up and he's normal and they're like you mean to tell

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[00:37:46] He's like yeah mom I met Jesus and he made me not have down syndrome.

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[00:38:33] You know what I'm going to say bet on man.

[00:38:34] I'm feeling the nuggets are going to beat the Spurs.

[00:38:37] Yeah.

[00:38:38] I think that they're back.

[00:38:41] Yokech had a good game.

[00:38:43] I just think the Spurs suck dick.

[00:38:44] Oh yeah.

[00:38:45] And you can bet on that about the inside.

[00:38:46] And you know what I'm going to say the blazer in the Western Conference Finals not to win

[00:38:51] it but they're going to make it.

[00:38:52] I think I want to start a big campaign to change the name of the Spurs.

[00:38:56] To what?

[00:38:57] Because it implies being abusive towards an animal.

[00:39:00] Yeah.

[00:39:01] And they have that be the only team that changes their name.

[00:39:07] In fact you name the Redskins the extra Redskins.

[00:39:10] Yeah.

[00:39:11] You make the Cleveland Indians mascot more racist.

[00:39:14] You change the Spurs.

[00:39:16] Cleveland.

[00:39:17] Sad.

[00:39:18] No, I could do it so that that's the only one that ever gets changed is that suddenly the

[00:39:22] Spurs is now the the cowboy hat.

[00:39:24] This is the worst name.

[00:39:26] The chaps.

[00:39:27] It's just that guys ass.

[00:39:29] The gay guy.

[00:39:30] The San Antonio.

[00:39:31] This guy with the fucking chaps.

[00:39:33] The guy with the top hat on and he's looking for a lap.

[00:39:37] He's got a top hat on and he's looking over his shoulder.

[00:39:39] His ass is taking a.

[00:39:41] Just a pulsating hole.

[00:39:43] This is an inflamed pink as well.

[00:39:48] Yeah.

[00:39:49] Well, you know, the name was disrespectful to animals.

[00:39:53] Sorry.

[00:39:54] He had to change it.

[00:39:56] The Redskins.

[00:39:58] Yeah.

[00:39:59] They're still that.

[00:40:01] Yeah, we're cool that but more now.

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[00:43:18] Yeah, so what else is in the news you got Bernie Sanders said that

[00:43:23] Fellans should be a lot to vote

[00:43:26] They should I mean that's such a dumb it doesn't make any sense. Yeah, it's never made sense

[00:43:30] Yeah, it's like you have like an inalienable right to vote unless you go to jail

[00:43:41] Any religion you want to go to jail certain rights that you have unless we take them away from you for doing

[00:43:47] You know it could be so minor in the grand scheme of things. Yeah

[00:43:51] Like hitting a woman

[00:43:53] They asked me what's like that?

[00:43:55] What's the fear is that like all of the pedophiles are gonna get together and be like let's run a candidate that wants to make child

[00:44:02] poor legal

[00:44:05] Right well, they are sorry they had to take murder off the books. We let the felons vote

[00:44:10] Let them the felons vote. Yeah, that's him if that if Jehar can vote. Yeah, which means I mean that

[00:44:17] No, Jehar's was born in no

[00:44:20] I mean first I do agree that only whites should be if you name is to almost Jafar

[00:44:25] They said the Boston boss you sound like a Jehar

[00:44:28] But I think that it might mean that he might think that Jehar's cute. He might be like one of those girls

[00:44:34] Fuck you

[00:44:36] Cute trans people always ask those like these fucking like you know these hypotheticals where they pick the worst case scenario

[00:44:44] And they say like oh do you think that should be how it should be and it's like

[00:44:47] Yes, I'm not arguing that yeah Jehar specifically should be able to vote right right right. It's that it's a dumb policy at large

[00:44:56] Right. I hate that shit. It is of course and that's all dumbass politics

[00:45:02] Like this motherfucker who Pete buddy gay. Yeah, you really got a hard-off that guy. I don't like him. He sucks

[00:45:10] He's he's fucking he's just he's just he's just look he's cute and he won't respond to my fucking DMS

[00:45:16] And I was like do you want to be on there?

[00:45:19] But dude gay guys all will let you know they all know they want a third guys aren't horny

[00:45:24] He seems he's the no he's the he's the not he's corny. You're right. He's corny not horny

[00:45:31] He's corny not if you're gay is one of two things corny or horny. He's just more into having like a husband probably

[00:45:38] Yeah, that's true

[00:45:39] You know what I mean he calls him his hubster. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you're right. They got a sonic together

[00:45:44] Yeah, they shoot commercials

[00:45:56] Hey kids, I'm gay

[00:46:01] Damn should we do should we do our own sonic commercials? Yeah, I think Bernie Sanders should start dressing like Sonic to appeal to the youth

[00:46:08] You should just go around in a sonic costume

[00:46:11] Oh, maybe just blue body paint. Yeah fully nude. Yeah, I've always enjoyed Sonic

[00:46:20] That jog

[00:46:23] That'd be cool, huh Adam get off your phone

[00:46:27] Yes

[00:46:30] Apologize your co-workers. I apologize to my co-workers. I apologize solve come. Hey the hell do you think you are?

[00:46:36] Waiting on a

[00:46:37] Package or an email. Yeah, it's so funny. It's because it's like none of us ever have any reason to be on our phones

[00:46:43] I got a hobby that's about to email me. Oh, yeah, I was thinking about getting into medieval jigsaw puzzles

[00:46:52] I had one when I was a kid I want to get it was like a thousand piece jigsaw puzzle and it was like a 3d

[00:46:57] Like tapestry. No, it wasn't

[00:46:59] It was not 3d it was a regular jigsaw puzzle and it was all like fucking gay like it was like

[00:47:07] I don't know there was some like medieval theme to it. Maybe it was Robin Hood. I'm not sure

[00:47:12] Okay, but yeah, I'll fuck with Robin. It's all like tapestry art kind of shit

[00:47:17] Yeah, I think I would I want to design the new note Notre Dame

[00:47:23] Rufe we're letting they're having open submissions for that. It's like an international design competition

[00:47:30] I didn't necessarily go to architecture school, but I've always kind of

[00:47:34] Always think I lived yourself. Yeah, I think that I have I think you're capable of doing things

[00:47:38] Here's what I'm thinking. I have the design and it's never done once you're here's what I'm thinking

[00:47:42] No, I mean I could do architecture what make it a discovery sure some louder. Oh, that would be cool. Yeah, port discovery

[00:47:50] Notre Dame

[00:47:52] I mean little little educational fucking maze you go where you going there every day is it kid?

[00:47:57] Huh where you going there every day?

[00:47:59] Yeah, yeah, yeah, port discovery every single day

[00:48:04] Yes, it's an educational museum in Baltimore in the heart of Baltimore downtown. I

[00:48:10] Love to the children's museum that we had in Vegas grown up

[00:48:14] Then what I love the fucking Franklin Institute in Philadelphia never been there that shit was awesome

[00:48:23] Like a full sit like it's a two-story sized like heart, okay, you can walk through that's kind of tight

[00:48:29] Yeah, it's like a giant heart that you walk through nice. I

[00:48:33] Locked a slide there was a full-size train

[00:48:35] At the Science Center, yeah, they had that I mean they've got fighter jet you can sit in that rocks

[00:48:44] Yeah, the Science Center in Baltimore one time

[00:48:46] I don't know what they were doing like a cancer thing and they had titties. They had like breasts. Yeah, you could touch

[00:48:53] Yeah, I remember for real for kids. Yeah, I don't know why it seems like a like one head like it was a just

[00:48:59] Dream this sounds like a dream. I think it's real. I'm like a good old aquarium. The one here sucks

[00:49:04] Yeah, the one Coney Island. Yeah, it's a terrible aquarium

[00:49:09] Yeah, it's not good. I've every time we're in Boston. I always want to go to the boss and good apparently

[00:49:13] I've heard that yeah, it's Baltimore's that good shit dude. It is what I haven't been there literally since I was like probably six

[00:49:20] Me too. Yeah, I'll shoot. Yeah, we should go next time we do show in Baltimore the aquarium

[00:49:24] Why not? Yeah, take mushrooms go to the aquarium. Yeah, give it a bit of an inner harbor day

[00:49:30] That would be nice dude. Yeah, that would go to planet Hollywood

[00:49:34] Reopen planet Hollywood

[00:49:37] We go eat it fucking oh dude for no joke we should legitimately and I've said this to you guys before I used to love

[00:49:44] I used to love going to the fucking ESPN zone. I love the ESPN

[00:49:47] That was I still have a card with like points on it that I'll never be able to cash in what for like t-shirts and stuff

[00:49:54] You know just like cuz they had games and shit you buy it's like an arcade remember the rock climbing thing

[00:49:58] Yes, do you ever do it?

[00:50:09] Too scared but you know

[00:50:11] That was stolen from us dude. We'll never become men. That's the one thing we need to conquer to have good lives

[00:50:18] Is that infinite rock climbing thing?

[00:50:21] Yeah, we're stuck in permanent adolescence. Yeah, that's we got a reopen ESPN

[00:50:28] Yeah, take it back from Phillips. Yeah, who's some fucking bullshit seafood restaurant now?

[00:50:34] Make it ESPN's a fill me ups fill me up. Yeah unlimited. It's like in a oyster shell, but it's just come

[00:50:44] Adam's excited about that

[00:50:46] That

[00:50:49] But no we should go to Baltimore

[00:50:52] We'll just fucking put a show together you know where I want to go that I haven't been do this summer

[00:50:57] It's fucking Bush Gardens, Virginia. Okay, have you ever been there? Never been best amusement park. I'd go. Yeah, I'd go. It's great

[00:51:05] Yeah

[00:51:08] Coasters

[00:51:11] We get a week we go to Baltimore we go to fucking Bush Gardens

[00:51:15] We do a Baltimore should we do some weird Virginia? Which gardens is way down there though. It's like fucking Newport News

[00:51:20] Perfect some shit. We'll do some random ass part. I wonder that one

[00:51:25] Colonial Williamsburg down

[00:51:28] Learn some sure and some butter actually be fucking hilarious. We spent week we go to Baltimore

[00:51:32] We go to fucking who can we go to the aquarium get crabs?

[00:51:36] You know I'm saying make a day of it could do the auto bar again or some shit then we fucking have all of my childhood vacations

[00:51:43] Literally, yes

[00:51:45] Let's throw in fucking Wildwood New Jersey for my only American vacation where me and my brothers almost got killed on a teacups ride

[00:51:52] Yeah, they fucking teenagers were working it just

[00:51:55] Let us get out and then they started it again

[00:51:57] I don't know if I've been the wild one cuz I had family in Jersey. So we would go to I think to the shore

[00:52:05] Ocean City, New Jersey LBI. Yeah, I think Ocean City, New Jersey was the first place I ever saw a roller coaster nice

[00:52:11] And I remember being like this is insane

[00:52:16] I was like six or whatever like I don't know if I've been to Wildwood I think I've been to Ocean City

[00:52:23] Me and my family stayed in one little ass motel room. God. We were so fucking poor

[00:52:28] Why the fuck do we even take that vacation? I was like my dad being like well if we're not going to Greece

[00:52:33] We're still gonna go on vacation. Yeah, and it was like literally there was five of us in a fucking two two bed

[00:52:40] Motel room in fucking Wildwood

[00:52:43] Why didn't you just go to the beach for the day just wake up early and drive to Ocean City and then drive home?

[00:52:48] We should if we're one day

[00:52:49] But my dad just wants to make everything my dad wanted to make everything like a big

[00:52:53] To do yeah, and we went to the boardwalk, which was kind of tight until we almost got killed by the tea cups

[00:52:59] I'm sure you got corn rose. Yeah, I got corn rose. I got my dick sucked at eight years old

[00:53:05] It was pretty tight. That's pretty cool. That part was cool. I'll admit and the guy was

[00:53:09] I

[00:53:11] Thank you your Hershey Park of course. Yes. I got mad that you couldn't eat everything

[00:53:17] Chocolate I was hoping all the rides would be meant out of the job. I straight up bought like the fucking 10 pound chocolate bar

[00:53:24] Yeah at the beginning of the day and about half it was gone. Yeah, do you remember?

[00:53:28] Take a bite of a giant chocolate bar. I remember I got the what I went there as a kid

[00:53:33] I got the the giant Hershey's kiss

[00:53:36] Piggy bank yes, yeah, and I don't think I ever put any money in it

[00:53:41] I just liked the idea of something that was the wrong size

[00:53:47] It was like a delighted your fucking autistic brain

[00:53:50] Yeah, no, I really enjoyed things that were like oversized versions of other things are like smaller versions of other things

[00:53:57] Yeah, it's the wrong. It's the wrong kind. Yeah, I don't know a very basic level. You find it funny. It's satisfying

[00:54:06] Supes you like a giant remote control for a TV. Mm-hmm. I might mind about the big piano

[00:54:12] Big big but that's just a big keyboard on the ground. It's not like an actual giant piano now interesting

[00:54:18] So that the fries electronics in round Rock, Texas where the entrance is a giant piano

[00:54:24] Love it. Okay. All right

[00:54:26] Yeah, so it's it's got it can't be functional. It's got to be for display purpose

[00:54:29] It can be functional, but it's just that was just a fucking bunch of keys on the ground. It wasn't a giant piano

[00:54:35] Oh, there's actually like strings and stuff in the hammer. No, no, he's he's saying. It's a keyboard. It's just that ultimately

[00:54:42] It's a key. Yeah, it's not a bigger version of something. It's a it's a unique thing. I think it's kind of a I guess it's on the floor

[00:54:49] It's not

[00:54:51] To me that did what you were saying though. Yeah as a child. I saw that I was like that's pretty tight

[00:54:56] Yeah, that's a big ass keyboard. Yeah. I mean, I thought it was cool, but it's not the same to say I got you. Thank you

[00:55:02] Yes, thank you for admitting it was cool. Yeah glasses giant glasses love those a giant pencil

[00:55:08] Those rock. Yeah, I know exactly now. We're now we're in business

[00:55:15] Bringing you in on on this I know now I'm really getting to what you're talking about

[00:55:19] Yes, that's what and remember sometimes kids would bring those giant pens. It was like wacky day or whatever

[00:55:24] Yeah, right with that. I was so jealous. I was so fucking

[00:55:30] Yeah, I was so where did you get a giant? Yeah

[00:55:35] Where did you get that come on man? Can't let me see it. That's the wackiest thing ever. Let me see it. No, yeah, they would never

[00:55:43] He said then you'd break it with your fat ass

[00:55:45] I

[00:55:47] Gonna do eat it

[00:55:53] A chocolate I thought it was from Hershey Park cuz I got a big Hershey's kiss

[00:55:59] We're just staring at you your pants are down

[00:56:03] Please who were who happened to my pants? They've been down for two and a half hours. You just didn't notice

[00:56:09] You were too fat to notice

[00:56:15] Fuck yeah, I love the idea of a mid-Atlantic swing. I

[00:56:20] Want to get crabs dude outside. Yeah all day. Yeah, I want to go to Bush Gardens, Billy's Berg

[00:56:27] Real colonial Billy's there's no reason we can't make this happen. Yeah, what are they what are they doing colonial Williamsburg ride fixies?

[00:56:34] Around you ride your fixie around

[00:56:42] It's it's funny cuz you like you'll still rarely encounter somebody that says the fixie thing

[00:56:47] Yeah, you know and it's like I don't think anyone rides a bike anymore. No, it's just Ian. Yeah

[00:56:54] Yeah, I'll ride a bike sometimes the Antifa bike

[00:56:58] I'll write city bike now that Jake and Tim Dillon are feuding. They're full. Yeah full feud. Why?

[00:57:03] I don't know fucking somebody left a negative review for Jake's podcast and they used the name Tim Dillon like

[00:57:12] Reviewing he's like this guy sucks and then so Jake went on Twitter and was like, yeah, this is actually legitimately very funny

[00:57:19] Tim Dillon by the way is a piece of shit and

[00:57:22] You know, he's just like a fucking is like he believes Fox News conspiracy theories and he should be laughed at every room

[00:57:28] It's like Jake, you know that wasn't Tim that wrote that

[00:57:31] That's using the name Tim. That's why they're fighting because no, I mean they've had beef for years

[00:57:37] But like, you know, it's like clearly not Tim that wrote right of course. It's some other guy then Jake's went online and escalated it interesting

[00:57:45] Yeah

[00:57:46] Yeah

[00:57:47] Then I don't think Tim's gonna like really respond cuz I don't think he gives a shit, right? Yeah, I mean

[00:57:54] Online feuds are pretty little dick it. I got to be honest. They are I would say I'm doing this you guys can't see it

[00:57:59] But I'm holding my he's holding his thumb in my end. He's holding his actual

[00:58:09] I'm holding my index finger my thumb very close together

[00:58:12] That's not that was not me unzipping or is it rezipping my pants my penis is in put your and my dick by the way

[00:58:18] My soft dick is at least three times as big as this

[00:58:22] That three times at least

[00:58:24] Thank you, I said at least it could be more. I just I'm very

[00:58:31] Confident saying three times bigger than this

[00:58:34] Damn, I'm ready. I'm excited. We should have a fucking it's almost summer. We can have an amusement park

[00:58:39] I'm telling we do a run like this. I'm trying to shave my thighs walking around. Yeah, we gotta we gotta follow us

[00:58:45] What I associate going summer with go. Well going to this park is like yeah, but then you just shave your thumb like oh, I'm not

[00:58:52] Faddish shit. Yeah, you're so right my mom traveled my mom traveled with the fucking diaper rash cream

[00:59:01] Like the way you apply suntan I'd apply fucking diaper rash cream to my thighs throughout the day

[00:59:07] I would always be my ankles would always be bleeding. That's still a problem

[00:59:10] I'm still constantly just like I don't have feeling in my heels anymore

[00:59:15] Yeah from shoes from shoes

[00:59:17] Yeah, I just get blisters and I don't notice it and then it just like starts like that you just happen to me when I wear

[00:59:22] Skate shoes. Yeah, that happened when you first moved to New York

[00:59:25] I feel like because it's like even when you walk for a lot or like you walk so fucking much here

[00:59:31] Then I would fuck my feet. We get the first like three months. I lived here. My feet were so fucking

[00:59:36] Yeah, I got planner fashite. It's like the yeah the first like six months or whatever. Yeah

[00:59:41] Um, anyways, this is a medical podcast. Yeah, that's that's the shit that snapped my

[00:59:47] That's a shit that snapped on the bottom of my foot my planar fascia. Yeah, just popped off that bone the fascia

[00:59:53] This thing is uh, it's crazy because you wake up and your feet just like kind of ache a little bit

[00:59:58] And then as soon as you like step down the ground. It's just excruciating

[01:00:02] Every morning the first step I take is so fucking painful. That's weird because every morning

[01:00:07] There's a halo hanging from the corner my girlfriend's four post bed

[01:00:11] Like why I know it's not mine, but I see if I can use it for a weekend or a one-night stand

[01:00:17] The halo. Yeah, you want to use it?

[01:00:20] Yeah, which she's like an angel that goes to bed and puts her a halo

[01:00:25] On the corner of her four post bed Joe Mike's having sex with an angel

[01:00:31] My boys

[01:00:33] Mm-hmm. I wish that I could have Jesse's girl. What if that song was about his friend Jesse's daughter?

[01:00:40] That's probably what it is six

[01:00:49] But hey Jesse brought his daughter

[01:00:53] Yeah, this is my girl

[01:00:55] Just getting in the fourth grade now

[01:01:12] Just know he's fucking her that's what and you just know that the cops would let me get away with it

[01:01:18] Yeah, if I could just be that guy flying to Thailand

[01:01:22] I

[01:01:24] Get in my ass wife's and having sex with you. I could have sex with that job

[01:01:31] Some damn Chinese bitch

[01:01:33] And then I could have Jesse's girl

[01:01:36] And fuck a child in Thailand. I've seen so many shitty stand-up bits about that song. Oh, yeah. Yeah

[01:01:43] like

[01:01:45] Some fun angles. Yeah, it's like you don't really sound like a good friend

[01:01:49] Yeah

[01:01:50] Yeah, if you've ever

[01:01:52] You ever analyze song lyrics as a bit kill yourself that is something quick. I mean I hate it's so weird when it's like

[01:02:00] Okay, let's say it's a song that just came out and you're doing it. It's a throwaway topical thing

[01:02:05] That's one thing when people are like here's a song that's 17 years old. Yeah, it's from 1964

[01:02:11] Actually, I take that back is Casey Ball shot. I'm at a funny joke about that Taylor Swift song where it's like

[01:02:16] Something something hit him with this sick beat. You remember that one

[01:02:21] Fake wrapping. Yeah, but they something they can't deal with this sick beat and then it's just like

[01:02:30] Literally just bullshit clapping

[01:02:33] Yeah, that woman's that made me laugh that one's okay that one's okay, but outside of that every other every other words

[01:02:39] Yeah, anything's like yeah, I was listening to dr. Dre the other day. It's like

[01:02:43] Well, it's annoying when it's like someone like people were doing this with two chains for a while

[01:02:49] Where they he said something funny on purpose. Yeah, it's very funny and that's part of his appeal

[01:02:55] Yeah, and they're like isn't this fucking stupid? It's like no man. You know black people are also funny. Yeah

[01:03:01] It's like it's so funny. It's probably funny. Well, I'll take it a step further than that and say only black people. Yeah

[01:03:06] Yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right. Yeah

[01:03:08] Like yeah, but there's so much of those I'm white guy doing rap lyrics. It's I have like a I have a

[01:03:16] Mental deficiency and you're morbidly obese

[01:03:20] That's that's what works and that is not funny. So that's like how the Adam

[01:03:25] To be well, I'm just saying you're not funny, dude. I'm not saying you're a bad guy

[01:03:29] Yeah, you're like a normal guy. You're what would happen if you threw a normal guy into this

[01:03:35] Denovis

[01:03:40] Chest of broken

[01:03:46] You know me and stop it though

[01:03:48] In stop it the broken years keep the clock right clock strikes fun. That's the clock going we keep the clock poopy

[01:04:06] You're just you're just some normal unfunny guys we hang out with

[01:04:11] To live a normal life

[01:04:13] Like damn, but why can't we live Adams normal cool? That's not normal. I'm not okay. I'm not

[01:04:23] Okay, I'm fucking I'm

[01:04:28] Bobby's and I'm funny. Mm-hmm. That is pretty that's funny, you're right

[01:04:34] Yeah, phone it looking the twist toys

[01:04:38] Oh

[01:04:48] Who was it who are you talking to about like your friend that?

[01:04:52] You told us the same story three or four times about how your friend who's in recovery said that the Joker is so important to the guys

[01:04:58] And recovery yeah, I said on the podcast you said on the podcast

[01:05:01] But you told us and then me and you were hanging out with whoever that friend was and you repeated to the story to them

[01:05:07] And they were like oh, huh? They were kind of reacted like they had never said that to you

[01:05:12] We were on LSD. Are you like grossly exaggerated?

[01:05:16] Like he's like what are you impeaching a story that I told six months ago?

[01:05:21] Yeah, no, I know it's because it's related to the twisted toys thing

[01:05:25] I think about this Joker and I just remembered that okay

[01:05:27] I believe that they that that is though that that's true. Yeah, cuz the Joker is a wild meme that you see constantly from those

[01:05:34] Jokers important to the sober community. I believe that yeah, which is which was a very funny statement

[01:05:42] You know in many ways Adam if that isn't true, that's actually a funny joke you came up

[01:05:47] I know so no it's actually good something that I heard that I repeated but no

[01:05:52] But if Nick is right and that guy didn't remember I was at the book store. You wrote it. Yeah

[01:06:05] Yeah, anyway, um

[01:06:08] Yeah, what else is in the news?

[01:06:11] Chinese the Chinese people are always out to shit did Chinese or how do you got it? You cannot every time I tell my friend

[01:06:18] You can't dress him. Mmm. You can't address Chinese. I put on a in China town Toronto

[01:06:25] I put on one of those Chinese pointy hats. Wow. They got a Chinatown there. Yeah, they got Chinatown's all over

[01:06:32] 2 plus 2 a

[01:06:34] I just really

[01:06:44] 7IL not

[01:06:46] even saying the

[01:06:50] Easy part of a map

[01:07:00] Oh

[01:07:01] Yeah, it's a beautiful I stand about to go in a long-ass walk. It's a beautiful day. I've been the absolute step brother

[01:07:15] Someone fuck me in my fucking gay

[01:07:21] But I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm

[01:07:25] What I'm a kind of guy who took a shit in his ass

[01:07:30] His own ass, yeah

[01:07:32] How'd that work?

[01:07:33] Exactly, that's what fat people do this shit into their own. No, don't tell me what we do. Well, you don't have a big ass

[01:07:39] But fat be I'm a fat person. No, but you don't have to you're weird that your ass is so small considering the rest

[01:07:45] It's like every other part of you got fat not every part

[01:07:48] I guess you're taking your ass. No, I'll bows are you know, they're fat you have fat. Oh, I don't have fat elbows

[01:07:56] There's not a single lot. There's no wrinkles wrinkles. No, there's nothing there's wrinkles, man

[01:08:02] These aren't very fat elbows. My fingers aren't that I mean look at my fingers have some chum on them. Okay. All right

[01:08:09] Yeah, we got some really nice for fingering girls though. Yeah a little heft. You got some you skinny little fingers

[01:08:15] Yeah, I got these sausage boy. I got a stuff

[01:08:19] Or in there

[01:08:21] Yeah, just to feel like a make her feel like she's

[01:08:25] Like she's being touched by man. That's my angel. Yeah

[01:08:32] Touch by an angel wasn't that is that the same woman from dr. Quinn medicine woman. Yeah, it's the same show

[01:08:39] It is yeah, and and that black woman Delaware. Yes. Yeah, I

[01:08:44] I

[01:08:46] Remember touched by an angel or both of those dr. Quinn medicine woman would come on TV when I was a kid and I would be like

[01:08:55] Shut up

[01:08:58] I hated that show

[01:09:00] It was just like nauseating I watched it a little bit just doing medicine in the old West yeah

[01:09:06] It's just such a fucking boring shut

[01:09:08] It was like I remember as a kid who made me feel like I was wasting my life to watch that show your first taste of mortality

[01:09:16] Yeah, knowing that it was a fine

[01:09:19] Yeah, that was less those were those were the daytime shows that I just couldn't fucking say we're nighttime shows

[01:09:25] I would see it. Yeah during I don't know whenever was it that show would come on. Yeah, but then yeah

[01:09:31] Because you couldn't have been on seep it had to have been syndicated on something else because I would primarily watch fucking

[01:09:37] Only UPN and WV and Fox

[01:09:42] Yeah, I don't remember. I don't remember. I think I think it was to be us originally, but I don't fucking know either

[01:09:47] I'm just saying that but

[01:09:50] Was I gonna say do you remember that weird when she was in like wedding crashes and it was like you could see like her tits and shit

[01:09:55] You could see her tits. That was awesome. She's no the other bitch dr. Quinn medicine woman. Yeah

[01:10:01] You saw her tits and wedding crashes. I think you see like a side titty. I

[01:10:05] I

[01:10:06] Definitely beat off to whatever even who's a body double hmm. I've seen some tits. No, you have it. Yeah, I have

[01:10:13] I used to joke that

[01:10:15] The title dr. Quinn medicine woman was the name of two characters and that's why the comma was in there

[01:10:21] It was a man named dr. Quinn and then some bitch named medicine

[01:10:26] Right dr. Quinn was always off screen

[01:10:32] Yeah, I would have been a more realistic

[01:10:34] So my wife is in the hospital Jane Seymour Jane Seymour pussy

[01:10:39] Who plays Mike Quinn? Oh, that's right. She was the mom and wedding crashes see. Oh, that's right

[01:10:45] I forgot about his thing. She's that Jane Seymour. She is hot. Where's that some other old lady? It was her bitch

[01:10:52] All right back off. I know who it was

[01:10:56] Cuz I was very happy there's a generation of boys. It was kind of found her hot

[01:11:01] Didn't and she was very wholesome and then she's in fucking wedding crashes

[01:11:06] And she I think she fucked her was trying to fuck Owen Wilson or Owen. Yeah, who was trying to fuck her daughter

[01:11:12] Which is my fantasy right three way. Yeah, mommy daughter. You want to fuck mommy daughter mommy daughter

[01:11:18] Yeah, I don't want I don't want to fuck mommy daughter

[01:11:21] Oh, I want to be caught fucking the daughter and then the mommy to be watching

[01:11:25] Master baiting and saying you call that fucking let me show you and I'm like

[01:11:32] What you know, it's frantically and then I bust and then she's like oh, it's about to fuck you again

[01:11:38] I'm good. I'm getting up again. I'm beating my soft cock. I'm like listen. I'm a young man

[01:11:44] I'm only 32. I can I can get a fucking boner again. I can get to in a row

[01:11:49] They're slowly losing interest like you know, I'm just gonna go back to doing the dishes. Yeah

[01:11:56] Yeah, you blew it. That's how I like to fuck

[01:11:59] Nice face down pussy up. That's how Adam likes to fuck

[01:12:07] It's face down ass up

[01:12:11] You have to have your pussy because you're you can tore yourself

[01:12:15] Yeah, you're based down and as a girls vagina that uses for sex

[01:12:22] He has a girl's vagina. I don't have one instead of a penis. That's not true and he has sex with guys

[01:12:31] That's not true. Whoa. Yeah, I've just got it. You got a zest brother and it's you know what?

[01:12:38] It is true. It is true. It's all right. Everyone knows that every single word is true. Mm-hmm

[01:12:43] How do you feel about that Adam? It just feels bad to hear it out loud

[01:12:48] Even though you know it to be true when it happens

[01:12:51] I don't say the words for what's happened but a gig thing you brought up was that you mentioned last time that

[01:12:57] fucking whitey Ford sings a blues song is like

[01:13:00] Do you make some kind of comment? I don't think so that that's how he thinks politics

[01:13:06] You should oh no, he said something there was some

[01:13:08] Yeah, that whitey Ford sings a blues song what is that what it's like by fucking ever last? Yeah? Yeah, that's what he said

[01:13:19] Yeah, it was that song what it was an ever last song. Yeah. Yeah, I know that song

[01:13:27] Man like the store begging for some dick. That's ridiculous

[01:13:32] This beard is dry and he hasn't had Frank coming a while

[01:13:38] Maybe then you know what it's like to be fucking gay

[01:13:43] Everybody I do my name is whitey Ford. This is why the fourth thing's a blues

[01:13:48] Taught a kid trying to read outside of the school everybody's fucking laughing at him

[01:13:55] Yes, he's done for sure. I think to me

[01:14:00] Maybe they're not know what it's like a Chinese lady try to drive a car

[01:14:06] Fuck you do a bad job. Maybe then you don't lose the wrong version from bizarre. He was playing that one over the loudspeaker lyrics that dumbass

[01:14:20] Man, I'm talking my back. Yeah, right

[01:14:26] Fuck dude, I hate this bean back here. Yeah

[01:14:30] I'm going back to the couch. There's liquor store begging for your change

[01:14:33] I just want you to you know that I let you get a little time in the couch

[01:14:38] Yes, it's a girl's home and this girl is pregnant

[01:14:44] They call her killer the color center they call her a whore. Yeah, it's girl that got an abortion

[01:14:51] That's what it's like I've seen a rich man bag. I've seen a good man sin. I've seen a tough man cry

[01:14:56] I've seen a loser win a sad man grin

[01:15:03] Honest man

[01:15:09] Brutal dude, that's awesome. You know they thought they're being deep to yeah

[01:15:12] I looked at silver spoon drank from the golden cup and smoked the finest green

[01:15:17] That's sick what's wrong with smoking that? So this what I like this song is about like

[01:15:24] Understanding other people's perspectives and having empathy and then halfway through it's just about how he's like yeah

[01:15:30] I'm rich and I've smoked good weed. I've stroked the fattest dimes at least a couple of times before I broke their heart

[01:15:35] She's like talking about like by the way, I get pussy and I leave them

[01:15:40] Oh, yeah, anyway, yeah a sick guy gets

[01:15:47] Max I used to get fat stacks out on the corner with drugs

[01:15:51] He'd like to hang out late he'd like to get shit face and keep the pace with thugs

[01:15:55] Until one late night. There was a big gun fight Max lost his head

[01:15:59] He pulled out his chrome 45 talks him shit and wound up dead

[01:16:04] Now he's white himself. No

[01:16:06] Good shot

[01:16:09] The kid named Max so he's describing a wigger I guess who yeah who left his wife and kid to get into a gun fight with

[01:16:18] thugs

[01:16:20] We like to keep the pace with thugs. Yeah

[01:16:23] I've seen a guy with a short hair get long hair. Yeah

[01:16:29] a long hair cut his hair

[01:16:31] Damn, you know, think about that. I've seen a gig I get pussy

[01:16:48] I seen Chinese bitch driver car real good. I see them

[01:16:52] Jews guy eat low me Chinese guy eat salmon and long I've seen a retard breed a single genius

[01:17:11] That is fucking dumbest of all time holy fuck what a horrible fucking song

[01:17:17] Oh

[01:17:20] I've seen when they get soft I seen your pussy get hard

[01:17:24] I've seen a dick get wet and a pussy get hard. Oh

[01:17:28] That's that's philosophical

[01:17:33] Dig it with a person to get hard I've seen child porn

[01:17:38] I'll be excuse me

[01:17:40] No, I'm doing my song

[01:17:42] Okay, well, yeah, I'll answer your questions in a second. Let me just finish my song. I got a lot of money

[01:17:48] I smoke good weed and I got a bunch of fat pussy

[01:17:52] I got a broke a bunch of fat girls hearts from getting too much pussy

[01:17:59] Maybe then you might know what it's like

[01:18:01] I've seen a child naked I've seen it at all

[01:18:17] Even your dumbass binary that you're doing those don't even make sense. Yeah, well shut up shut up

[01:18:22] I've seen a white man rap a seen black man in your generational. Well. Yeah in in a genuine

[01:18:36] I tell you well

[01:18:38] I'm trying to get the gold out to pussy. Yep. Yeah, that's what I see

[01:18:42] That's when I sneak a little hundred dollar bill on my force. Yes. They man. That's inner gen

[01:18:45] That's inner gen

[01:18:45] All my bitches got got they pussies filled with jewels

[01:18:49] Ruby's I got sapphire diamonds

[01:18:55] I said I the bitch come by I said hold up bitch put all these motherfucking diamonds in it. Mm-hmm

[01:19:00] Yes, ma'am. Yeah

[01:19:05] Well well fellas

[01:19:09] Next starting in May by the way

[01:19:11] Second solo album whitey Ford singes of blues

[01:19:14] Which was released a full eight years after a solo debut and after he had a major heart attack was both the critical and commercial success

[01:19:22] Critical success. Yeah. Yeah, I really liked how he says things are he says the opposite

[01:19:28] I would love to read a review of that being like wow. Yeah, I'm gonna look at it right now. Please do

[01:19:38] How well how old is pitchfork? I don't know

[01:19:41] Was it around that album seems like it was pre-internet though

[01:19:46] Bitch your food is out

[01:19:49] Yeah, go get your food you fucking bitch

[01:19:53] 24 sings of blues score three out of five on pitch for

[01:20:01] On pussy fork a pair of 90 cents every three out of five. That's a good see

[01:20:06] I'm really expunged six six percent and he's singing the boys singing a raving vision boy

[01:20:13] Toma extreme of consciousness boy rapidly approaching middle-aged boy thing back. She said this I can't make any sense of this

[01:20:21] I've seen a retard

[01:20:31] Goddamn

[01:20:33] That song well everyone that guy was small lips and

[01:20:38] Chinese guys got some big DSL

[01:20:46] Yes, go buy that album guys, let's make it number one on Spotify

[01:20:50] I just came up with a good ass song man. I see Nitti and guy I get mad pussy

[01:20:55] And I was a new Indian guy fucking just get 19 phone numbers in a row

[01:21:06] While some some Latin American guy gets called a loser

[01:21:12] Through a drink in his face the Indian guy fucked all those bitches

[01:21:16] Would you believe that's all that shit?

[01:21:19] I

[01:21:29] Sing that handy cat man fucking dunk on a seven foot tall black

[01:21:40] Dip move out of the chair fucking use this arms fucking done

[01:21:45] It's been legs don't work

[01:21:55] Yeah, I see the guy in a wheelchair again man fucking pussy

[01:22:01] All right, well some of this some of these lyrics are redundant mr. Everlast I

[01:22:08] Like that the chorus is just like he doesn't even know how to link it. He's just like that's what it's like man

[01:22:13] Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's a great point, dude

[01:22:19] Yeah, that's a good that's a great that's a good ass point

[01:22:23] They had the chorus of the song and she's like what's like, you know, he's like he doesn't even

[01:22:29] Do want do one about how the opposite. Yeah, do an opposite

[01:22:35] So

[01:22:37] So what kind of opposite whatever you want man, so I saw

[01:22:43] I saw

[01:22:46] Pakistani guy be

[01:22:48] Hindu, okay, and I saw an Indian guy be Muslim. There we go

[01:22:53] And that's good to do it for this episode

[01:22:57] Starting in May we're at funny moms. We're doing the second third

[01:23:01] We're doing every Monday except the first Monday of the month

[01:23:04] So any Monday except the first of the month we are there come see us and that's it. I guess