[00:00:00] Holy fucking shit dude. We're in

[00:00:03] We're going I guess since I'm like you guys can just run it like your podcast

[00:00:08] I'll do my read and we'll upload it. I'll this will be our podcast, but that's cool. How's that sound? Yeah?

[00:00:15] So Adam has Adam has no idea that I've

[00:00:18] Just completely cut him out of the cup of tea

[00:00:22] Internal kill which has been a dream of mine to do for a while, but yeah, they welcome to the new come town

[00:00:27] Which is just a different podcast

[00:00:30] Totally almost entirely. Yes, dude. Yeah, stop's dead Adams on birthright

[00:00:36] Is he actually yeah? Yeah? Oh shit Adam is in Israel right now. Oh, he's 32 years old

[00:00:44] Well, we go for the Jesus treatment

[00:00:48] Bad timing

[00:00:51] It's a late birthright. Yeah, I mean he's he's not actually on he's just a rich person

[00:00:56] He's just a J track in New York and I'm not

[00:00:59] Yeah, when do you go on birthright?

[00:01:02] You're like 17 or so. I think you go until you're

[00:01:05] Hotest yeah, sure because they let non-jose go

[00:01:08] Send those 17 year olds back and you coming them and create more J's yeah

[00:01:13] Yeah, all their community based shit is just based around making people fuck each other to create more Jews I

[00:01:20] Can see that yeah

[00:01:22] That makes sense you like wait all the other buttons are pushed down besides this one so I'll push it as well

[00:01:29] Do you know what any of those do or no?

[00:01:32] Nice we've been operating that thing for two years and we have no idea

[00:01:37] Just turn it hidden buttons too many

[00:01:39] I just wait till people talk and when I see the purple grow while that person's talking to a certain extent

[00:01:44] I'm like we're good. We got him now. We're flying. Mm-hmm perfect. There he goes. Okay. Are you a regular DJ to do you like DJ like music and stuff?

[00:01:56] Deep bees

[00:01:59] I'm a VJ a VJ a more of a VJ a

[00:02:03] Video selector oh hell yeah, yeah, yeah, they still do that the MTV doesn't what is on MTV now?

[00:02:08] I think it's just like pregnant thing is just gay people kiss people and yeah

[00:02:12] gay teenagers having their first kiss

[00:02:16] This hours and hours of gay for real

[00:02:20] 1886 on a catfish. They can still do catfish. It's 13 year olds getting we watched that one show

[00:02:28] Like according to jazz. Yeah jazz. Oh jazz was that fucking tram kid trans kid. Yeah, yeah

[00:02:35] Which is hilarious because she's like rich and then her friends aren't

[00:02:39] Like she has one friend is just some like poor Mexican man. It looks like a day labor

[00:02:44] That's like the way they've transitioned is by getting like

[00:02:48] pink earrings from clairs and then the rest of it is still like a

[00:02:52] 230 pound Mexican man and jazz is just like decked out with like the nicest surgeries and like jazz is fucking

[00:03:00] Smoking I think I've seen jazz jazz is hot is the friend also trans just yeah all the friends are

[00:03:06] Trying to find a way it's a whole squad of trans and so yeah, it's a squad of trans

[00:03:11] Yeah, you're saying that but they're too port of your heart the Mexican friends to port

[00:03:16] Economic status already is difficult with friendships the jazz looks like a girl and then the Mexican one looks like a guess who character

[00:03:24] Like I mean like bear. It's like a shitty disguise. That sucks. Yeah

[00:03:29] Money did dude. You need to be make that switch up for sure. Yeah paid to transit well

[00:03:35] It's like it's like hunger games like all the like goofy fucking wacky people

[00:03:39] They're the ones who are watching everybody else the people who get to look however they want and do whatever they want

[00:03:43] They're the ones who are watching

[00:03:44] Do fees and wacky's no, but I'm saying make it

[00:03:52] Too loud no you're fine. If some reason it's just your mic is going up like super loud

[00:03:57] It's because I laugh really loud

[00:03:59] I'll pull it away. I'll pull it away when I laugh. Yeah, yeah, cuz your other stuff looks fine

[00:04:04] I'm like making sure I'm actually bringing you through it right way. Is it clipping?

[00:04:08] It's got screams all the time. It doesn't matter

[00:04:10] It's getting there just making sure so we should be good. I just don't wanna that's my like nightmares completely blow the sound

[00:04:16] We're good. I've faith that we're you know pause it and listen to yeah

[00:04:18] Let me see some do listen to podcast after you record it

[00:04:22] My bad fix the technical difficulties we're in nice. So you were saying Abby

[00:04:26] What was I saying oh god something about uh, no, it's just like it is a luxury

[00:04:32] No, they can

[00:04:33] They didn't get to that point of the hungry games yet. Right right right. They're not there yet

[00:04:37] They won't say have the money they'll get to watch up. You just know there's like Appalachian rednecks doing their own surgery

[00:04:42] I'm like a pussy you think

[00:04:52] Turned possum inside out

[00:05:00] True my dick and balls off and then in the hole I jammed one of their babies

[00:05:04] Yeah, I like Abby's I like Abby's idea of mandated military service for trans people

[00:05:08] That's a good one for trans people yeah, thank you for interpreting

[00:05:12] You know, I didn't even know that's what I was saying and now that you said that I was like that is what I meant

[00:05:16] Yeah, yeah, that's that's 2020 stuff. I think so I feel that's yeah

[00:05:20] Ironically you can just like you know, they don't have they don't even need to pay for the surgery

[00:05:24] You just step on a fucking roadside bomb and then you know, no, they're like well

[00:05:30] Yeah, I'm starting from scratch maybe you put that you're saying so you be put back together the way you want

[00:05:34] Yeah, exactly as fair. I love those videos are the veterans that are like, you know

[00:05:38] They came back from Iraq like both arms legs or both like what one arm you love this gone

[00:05:45] The whole bottom gone, but then they want arm. They're just doing curls

[00:05:51] Yeah, what's up? I'm three foot seven

[00:05:55] Seven eight pounds fucking all my arm

[00:05:57] Like a real monster

[00:06:02] One arm was just covered in veins and tribal tattoos

[00:06:07] If you fuck with him on his terms

[00:06:11] You ever see that legless dude wrestle yeah with no half

[00:06:14] He's a real monster. He holds he really is not really

[00:06:17] Fucks people up. He's a crumb and he fucking murders people is it because they have low expectations no, it's no legs

[00:06:29] But we're just lowest wins he's a grab instantly set up for a takedown

[00:06:32] I think they should take anybody that's like a quadruple amputee and they do a new MMA where they put

[00:06:38] Like they pair them up with each other but then they're placed in cannons that are pointed to the

[00:06:42] And then you fire them and whichever one survives

[00:06:47] That's pretty fair. I know I mean these are just some ideas I have

[00:06:54] You're making more how would you address like the concussion issue with that would he mean you have to take you have to make sure they don't

[00:06:59] I would

[00:07:08] Uniform will Smith is a guy that discovers bad for people

[00:07:14] Putting them in the corner and they spot for them

[00:07:17] They are getting brand-damaged

[00:07:20] Brand damage from being launched into each other's face

[00:07:23] No one cares about their research. Yeah, there's whole centers in Africa dedicated towards like breaking the figure not looking cussions and sports

[00:07:33] Well in that movie he was from Africa and he came through and was like, yeah, wait

[00:07:37] I'm just trying to fucking save us. Yeah, what's funny cuz like caution is about

[00:07:41] Because about will Smith

[00:07:45] That's a whole movie everyone's like um, don't you have AIDS

[00:07:48] Yeah

[00:07:52] No joke why don't you get some clean water and we'll talk fucking head injuries

[00:07:58] Yeah, dude, I can't get that you missed a good Asian dude. We saw a good Asian down at 7

[00:08:05] Chinese guy who tripped

[00:08:11] He was struggling to get up the curb he couldn't get up the curb I can tell if he was like

[00:08:15] I think he was like he seemed to ah, he what do you say?

[00:08:19] I was like what's up guys?

[00:08:23] He was like trying to get up a curve after he tripped. Oh, what's up guys? He played it off

[00:08:27] Yeah, he played off real cool, but I don't think he was playing off the tripping

[00:08:31] I was I think he's playing off the last 42 years of being

[00:08:38] I'm like a regular guy. I'm not trying to like get the camera system

[00:08:41] I'm Chinese on I would love to see a film that was just like Asian people in a rush

[00:08:46] Do you ever see it in city when like they'll just start running?

[00:08:48] I would love is a compilation. I was just like see the red light and grabbing your backpack in his Russia set up a camera at

[00:08:54] Drexel

[00:08:55] Go down get coffee every once in a while you see a Tokyo partner

[00:09:00] Both strips of the backpack and put their head down and it's a anime run

[00:09:05] It's smart it gets you to where you

[00:09:07] That's why they're ahead. Yeah, it's not embarrassing. It's that's the thing

[00:09:11] That's nice about being Chinese if you do something embarrassing. No one knows it's you

[00:09:16] Like I saw this Chinese guy do something stupid

[00:09:19] No, it's gonna be like oh, it's that specific Chinese

[00:09:22] We saw that guy 30 minutes ago. We'd be like oh you gotta hear about this other Chinese

[00:09:28] Like oh, yeah, I've never heard of such a man

[00:09:30] Oh, that sparked that I gotta hear that fucking New York Chinese accent

[00:09:45] Talking about like how like Chinatown has like Chinese guys that have like a half Chinese half New York accent

[00:09:52] Which is like unique to China like yeah, these motherfuckers won't come by say I will point a dollar

[00:09:57] I don't know about that

[00:09:59] Fuck he wants to come by or dry clean up. Maybe I'll talk to him later

[00:10:03] Cambodian

[00:10:06] We have thugged out Cambodians and Philly and that's you literally just brought me back to like

[00:10:11] Maybe it's just urban Chinese. Yeah, dude. That was like weird. I knew one guy like that

[00:10:16] Who's a Cambodian dude who literally you'd always say do yeah, you know saying do do yeah?

[00:10:22] Crack open the case on thug Cambodians. Yeah sick and twisted world you want to get into well. Yes

[00:10:27] Like southeast Asians are fucked up

[00:10:30] Cambodians dude are like do they like pump iron and shit like do they get all busted?

[00:10:35] They just so like low-quality. What are they what's their deal like how do they well?

[00:10:38] They're all tough guys, but like what kind of tough guy are they like are they like a low-quality weed? Okay, Xanax's

[00:10:44] Multiple they're just like fucked up dude. These are like wild fucking people. Yeah, though. They'll kill you. Whoa, okay

[00:10:51] Childhood like kickboxing and like yeah, you know being fucking carpet-bond

[00:10:55] I get like kick trees down. Yeah

[00:11:00] Socks to be like from a country that was at war with the United States and the United States had not even enough respect to you to publicly declare war

[00:11:14] Like acknowledge me in public

[00:11:16] Oh

[00:11:18] Told you that fuck up dude. It was fucking around. Don't you know fuck

[00:11:23] Casual dude. Yeah. Yeah, it is pretty embarrassing dude. Mm-hmm. People are like now. We're not at work you guys. No, yeah

[00:11:29] You're literally bombing us. Yeah, yeah

[00:11:31] It's tight that we were doing that to Pakistan a little bit though. They deserve it. Yeah. Yeah Pakistan

[00:11:36] What are the countries where I'm war with right now Yemen? We're fucking up a little Venezuela

[00:11:40] Or no, maybe we're not fucking up Yemen enough Syria Venezuela. Yeah, we funded a lot of like the yeah

[00:11:47] Genocide and in Yemen good. I like that. Yeah, go into Africa rolling Africa's going the Chinese are getting there dude

[00:11:54] Are they really Chinese Africa? Oh, yeah, that's heavily in Africa. Yeah, the Chinese are taking over Africa

[00:12:00] Chinese the Chinese

[00:12:04] I'm fucked up right now, man. I literally I black-pilled myself this morning across like seven different

[00:12:09] Just types of videos. I ended up with that girl. I sent you

[00:12:14] Black-pilling is like kill yourself red-pilling

[00:12:18] Yeah, exactly black-pilling's like it's like red-pilling to the extent that you can red-pill yourself to the extent where you hit the level of black-pills

[00:12:24] And it's just basically like there's no pull everything so

[00:12:27] Somebody post like that little girl on the reddit that was like dude

[00:12:31] I was like making fun of Islam. They're really like mostly child pornography. Yeah, we only thought we fought heavy with child-born

[00:12:40] No, this lady. It's just what's pride month. It's a 14 year old girl

[00:12:45] Just you like I was telling my friend

[00:12:47] I'm like writer retarded like naked women end up in your guys's feet. It's like I don't know what's ending up in people's fees

[00:12:53] Yes, yeah, triple down effect of that

[00:12:55] Jesus Christ what that thing I say. Yes, halleys. Yeah, that shit's weird

[00:13:00] What it's weird and like it's weird the way it's produced and like people are like, oh, you know, even if she does have a writer

[00:13:06] It's funny. It's like no, it's just weird. It's like a bizarre. It's very strange

[00:13:09] It's like like 13 year old girl that produces these sort of like it's kind of yeah red-pilled videos about like

[00:13:16] You know like for certain culture. Yeah, and shit, but like the jokes are

[00:13:20] It's not she made one that was like anti Islam that was her wearing like a fucking burka

[00:13:29] Oh my god. Yeah, it's very very like purposely incendiary like she like really

[00:13:35] It's like 4chan. It's just a 14 year old girl reading 4chan. Well trying to like quit school apparently

[00:13:40] It bothers me because a child is more productive than I

[00:13:42] Know yeah, like when I heard about those African girls that invented a generator made out of piss

[00:13:51] I'm like I could have been doing that. Yeah for fuck these dumb-ass kids. There's somebody made it for them

[00:13:56] Their dad did it for them

[00:13:58] Yeah, we made a house out of do-do

[00:14:12] Yeah, I blacked myself pretty hard start getting this sinking of the lucetania. Yeah

[00:14:17] Dude, I was like I wanted I was like looking up stuff for like a like a boardwalk empire

[00:14:22] Yeah, a little bit. I did see a little bit of like he's like when he goes doing list that he tells him like he tells the guy

[00:14:28] Like he's enlisting because his brother was on the list of tania or whatever

[00:14:31] And they let him in because he was like not four apps

[00:14:34] But there was some reason he couldn't enlist but then you find out the end of the season the real reason is because his mom got

[00:14:38] I'm drunk and had sex

[00:14:42] That hot mom

[00:14:44] I'm like damn. I want my mom to be her, but then fuck me. Yeah college. Yeah

[00:14:49] That was ahead of that fucking step mom face what boardwalk empire that fucking that fuck scene in boardwalk empire

[00:14:56] That's a journal dude step mom. The hot step mom is just an eternal. They got drunk at a fucking party like a college party

[00:15:02] Yeah, the finale and she's bedded him nice

[00:15:06] Damn dude. Yeah, I can I was like looking up

[00:15:08] I was like I wanted to write a sketch about a dude like an a and an

[00:15:12] Intervention with a dude just like addicted to black pills any like black pills the entire crew like what the fuck you talking about?

[00:15:17] And I ended up like I'm gonna do research for this and just watching conspiracy videos

[00:15:20] So wait on the lose a tania did you find out they did have arms on there right?

[00:15:23] Super divers found arms. Yeah, they had guns on there. I was trying to like do the Germans were right to sink that fucking thing

[00:15:28] Yeah, I was doing research like laughing about it

[00:15:31] And then I ended up just calling spage like an hour be like dude

[00:15:33] This is fucking crazy and the British were kind of like yeah sink it please sink that dude

[00:15:37] Well, they the whole thing that they were claiming is that the fuck who was it more JP Morgan was like sending out war bonds

[00:15:45] And then England was stands for Jewish person Morgan

[00:15:57] Yeah, he's selling war bonds and then England is about to lose so like we have to get America involved America was like unanimously like now

[00:16:04] We're cool. Yeah, we're a ton of Germans. All right. You guys want to go to England and they were what?

[00:16:09] America had a ton of like German Irish people. They're like we're not gonna fucking help England. No. Yeah, yeah

[00:16:14] Well, it's also America was mostly non-interver well, I guess not after World War one, but that was it

[00:16:19] That's what they said it was called that broke the isolation has gone into that well now

[00:16:24] So they did that shit with the main before that

[00:16:27] Yeah

[00:16:32] Thing I was reading about it must be funny and then I guess I just went down this YouTube hole where I was just like

[00:16:37] Yeah, what percentage of the conspiracy theories that you read do you believe?

[00:16:41] I believe in the conspiracy theories that's real

[00:16:48] Black-black-pilled shit like is a lot of it conspiracy theories or no a lot of I mean dude

[00:16:54] I think we've been propagandized the point where like no one can tell what's real here's why 9-11

[00:16:58] Isn't like like fake because like we can just bomb countries with impunity and people don't give a shit anymore

[00:17:03] Yeah, like you know you have that even like people that are in the conspiracy theories to be like which countries are we bombing again?

[00:17:09] It's like I don't know nobody is any I think seven of them

[00:17:13] Yeah, dude, I don't know that's the thing I don't know

[00:17:15] I just like watching it because it is I remember do remember the ring of power came out way back when huh there was

[00:17:20] That was the very first one that came out. I was like it conspiracy theory movie or something. It was a DVD

[00:17:25] Oh my god. No, I made it its way around I saw that at 23 and was just like oh Jesus Christ

[00:17:30] I fucking freaked that like knocking off my axe

[00:17:33] The same same old song dude about like the central banks. They never get the Jews. They go central bank's circle

[00:17:40] Yeah, they go central banks. Yeah, it does like raise questions. It's like why don't they ever involve the Jews in the conspiracy theory

[00:17:48] Oh, they do if you watch enough I know it all comes down that you

[00:17:52] Jesus Christ they got me again because it's like if you're gonna start you might as well go full tilt

[00:17:58] You know what I mean? No, they like the way they like kind of it's like the like a drain thing

[00:18:02] You're out in the outer realm of it and you go alright

[00:18:04] You know I can believe this and all of a sudden it's like and here's another Jewish guy and this guy was yours

[00:18:08] A quick thing about the Jews. You're like alright. I see

[00:18:11] Guys got me again. I thought I was looking up history

[00:18:21] Yeah, no, there is a lot of it in there. That's pretty funny

[00:18:25] It got me a bunch of times, but yeah, I don't know I the flat earth thing is hilarious

[00:18:29] How they're like well clearly if the earth was a ball how would water stick to a ball?

[00:18:34] We don't believe in gravity. Yeah, well the whole idea behind the flat earth conspiracy is that if they can get you to believe that

[00:18:40] The earth is round they can get you to believe anything. Yeah, so by actively denying it's sort of this like

[00:18:47] Like I don't know like first order conspiracy theory where if you can convince yourself the earth's flat

[00:18:52] Then you can like reprogram yourself to not believe any of the lies you've been told to by that's true

[00:18:58] I told by authority figures, but it's fucking retarded

[00:19:01] I mean the no one ever thought there was a flat earth that was like that was like

[00:19:06] like

[00:19:07] Sort of like retconned into like dark age thinking and like the 1800s

[00:19:12] It's like nobody ever really thought the earth was fucking flat. Yeah, it was the dome. Oh, yeah

[00:19:16] Well, the flat earth like when they're like talking about Columbus and shit with like he thought he was gonna sail off the

[00:19:22] The world it's like no, he knew everybody knew that everybody knew that

[00:19:29] There was enough there's enough people now there's probably a huge amount of

[00:19:35] Charismatic as the person who's convincing people the fucking it'll be like this it'd be like it's like 700 years from now

[00:19:41] There's like an advertising campaign that says like you know in the 60s

[00:19:45] They thought the moon was made out of cheese

[00:19:47] And no one knew until they went there or whatever and you know that for 500 years

[00:19:52] They thought the moon was made out of cheese. It's like no that was like essentially a joke

[00:19:57] I didn't think the fucking earth was flat

[00:20:00] Well, I don't know I came across a conspiracy theory. Have you guys seen science test faith?

[00:20:04] My stepdad showed me it's about a piece of communion way for that turned into actual skin

[00:20:10] Yeah, Jesus's skin and a scientist proves that it was beaten

[00:20:14] It was white it specifically it was it was a little piece of skin that was just big enough to say white person. Yeah

[00:20:23] Not an opinion turn into skin. Yeah, yeah science. Yeah, scientists proved that it turned into it had blood vessels

[00:20:30] And not only that that it was beaten skin. It was traumatized skin. So just I don't know

[00:20:37] Oh, I don't know I didn't watch it

[00:20:39] Faggot

[00:20:41] Did anyone eat it? Oh, I don't think so. I would have gobbled. I mean as a Catholic. That's nothing new

[00:20:50] Multiple I've got like toenails and shit eating that dude. Yeah everything like that gold member when he's eating like the skin

[00:20:56] But that's just yeah, that's nothing. Yeah, that's just a miracle. That's a standard Catholic miracle

[00:21:02] That's what all of our dumb parents believe

[00:21:04] For sure is that that actually happens every time like that's the real body of Christ right now. They never sold me on a fully

[00:21:10] Right. What's the argument?

[00:21:12] It's it's

[00:21:12] Consubstantiation versus transubstantiation the idea that it like actually turns into the body of Christ or like from a metaphysical standpoint

[00:21:19] Like the that's yeah trans is like that like definitely eating the body. Yeah is con like the symbolic

[00:21:26] Understanding think so I don't know I even yeah, that's weird. I don't feel like shit

[00:21:30] It's okay. No, it's not the real body, but it's sick to pretend. This is a real body. Yeah, right fair enough

[00:21:35] I don't think it's pretending it's you know, I don't I don't like the flatter thing you get to you just make yourself believe anything

[00:21:42] Yeah, I don't know dude. How does a fucking water stay on a ball? These are the questions

[00:21:47] Asian can get up that curve

[00:21:50] Because the earth was flat you think you like it

[00:21:52] We are going to grab any glitch on them so you're so that's why they have better balance because their face is the same shape as the earth

[00:22:00] They come that comes into play I said I'm calling a moon phase I call them earth phase

[00:22:08] That's a fair theory. Hey, what's up earth phase actually kind of an unfair advantage excuse me. Don't you mean moon face?

[00:22:15] Like a conspiracy theory

[00:22:17] Let me talk to you for a second

[00:22:19] Two videos I want to show you I've seen you definitely like come in and

[00:22:24] Just like put up points and like no, no, I'll show you the I'll show you the YouTube video

[00:22:27] I do no like in anyway next thing next thing I got the YouTube video on it

[00:22:30] It's they'll definitely hold it up is like that's reality

[00:22:32] I dated that one girl one date who was basically trying to convince me that like

[00:22:37] Germany was fucked up and Hitler wasn't bad in terms of that damn and I was like

[00:22:41] You know like if you do you tell this to anybody and she was like dude me my dad watched YouTube video all the time

[00:22:45] The first time we watched you my dad cried nose like

[00:22:53] Something about

[00:23:01] Exactly that killed me her dad. There's literally again. It was a Puerto Rican lady her dad watched it

[00:23:06] It was just like I guess was so moved like oh my god

[00:23:09] I've been lied to my whole life Hitler was a good guy

[00:23:11] There's a lot of people buzzing around on like 75 IQs who just watch that and go like

[00:23:17] The more sophisticated stuff like that they have a 75 IQ

[00:23:21] It's probably somebody with downs

[00:23:28] You imagine being retarded watching YouTube being retarded

[00:23:31] Yeah, people down are like dogs where they'll like bark at black dudes if they see them

[00:23:42] Only if you're only if they're their parent is scared of them. They sense it

[00:23:46] It's like oh my dad is scared of this person. So now I'm gonna bark instead of barking. It's just hey mister repeatedly

[00:23:56] Circles apparently

[00:23:58] Yeah

[00:24:02] Yeah, I'm Tony we're in a sorry state with the YouTube stuff today

[00:24:06] We're talking last time about the guy getting brain now people are coming out like I was brainwashed by YouTube

[00:24:10] It's not my fault. No, no, no deep fakes are coming out. You see Zuckerberg's deep fake

[00:24:14] No people have been deep faking all these people in a sucker bird I mean deep fakes videos and Mark Zuckerberg getting fucked

[00:24:20] Oh, oh, oh someone could take a video of you and then record your mouth moving to

[00:24:28] Conan yes, yeah

[00:24:31] Conan was a deep fake. Yeah, this is mouth

[00:24:34] Videos the celebrities getting fucked

[00:24:39] Grace's we're sliding into just pure propaganda damn

[00:24:45] For who though everybody yeah 100% I think we're being destabilized from outside country

[00:24:49] Well, I mean I go back home and I'm like I look at the stuff that pops up on we do that all the time

[00:24:53] Oh, we do it all the time. Yeah, I just don't want anyone doing it to us

[00:24:56] I need to know I need to watch you like Mike Pompeo trying to like you know prevent Corbin from

[00:25:04] colluding with fucking Israel to rig Britain's election. I mean that's excessive

[00:25:10] Cluding with who Israel is really lobby

[00:25:14] Meeting with like you know

[00:25:16] Groups and their words I love Israel love Israel's lobby ticket pick dig a Zuckworth picture with the flag

[00:25:21] I will do I do stand with Israel. We like love about Israel. Just fucking settling

[00:25:27] Settlements and shit colonial capitalism love colonialism

[00:25:31] Well, there's was kind of like because of colonial Williamsburg

[00:25:35] Everybody says colonialism sucks, but I went there and there's like a blacksmith

[00:25:39] It was like turtle. Yeah, you get to make your own like you make your own hoe cakes from from cornmeal

[00:25:45] Great. I don't know that seems like a lot better than whatever's going on in Vietnam

[00:25:48] I got in trouble at Williamsburg. We went on a field trip in fifth grade. They made me count bricks

[00:25:53] Yeah, I don't know I was laughing during the fun. They wanted to see if you could they're like this kid fucking count

[00:25:59] Made me go count bricks. What yeah

[00:26:02] That's fucking weird damn. Are you sure like the chaperone wasn't molesting one of the other?

[00:26:11] Me and Marcus are gonna go behind

[00:26:15] Yeah, put a kid in the stock

[00:26:18] feels like

[00:26:19] You have ever get hit in school. No in school

[00:26:23] Like by a teacher yeah, I don't think so I caught a smack you caught a smack by who

[00:26:29] I smack the pretty 70 years old dude. I

[00:26:33] Had a teacher kick a kid did you really it was rolling on the

[00:26:37] Yeah, I got the office by my ear, but that's about as physical as it ever got no that's pretty physical

[00:26:43] I'll call that in the club dude. I got smacked by the principal for jumping out of the firescape of the bus

[00:26:48] We're doing the drill and I jumped on someone

[00:26:51] Pull me up smack my butt and set me inside. Oh, okay when I heard smack

[00:26:54] I thought it was in the face a smack on the butt

[00:26:56] I'm gonna bug is equally problematic. It's equally no

[00:27:00] It's not it's not to the face is way more traumatic than a snack to the butt finger when my bundle. Okay. Well

[00:27:06] Alright, well you're using a different word a supportive smack in the face

[00:27:14] The mobster you can be like yeah, but you're not a mob

[00:27:18] I want to stay for the record my principal goose to me

[00:27:21] Now that I remember it she went like this. I think it fucking full goose

[00:27:26] Hey, I forgot about that second grade teacher fucking this kid was laying on the ground having a tantrum and he kicked her

[00:27:31] And she's like you kick me off

[00:27:37] I'm a second grader and she kicked him pretty sick like it was like a stomp or like I just know I was a kick to the gut

[00:27:44] What is laying on his side? Oh, yeah, we had a lunch helper who like just like openly beat a kid in the recess

[00:27:51] You are never was just like what are you doing?

[00:27:53] She's like no, this is what I do for my kids like no you like you can't hit the skin

[00:27:56] She was not allowed to like monitor recess anymore. Yeah

[00:28:00] She works in the lunch the party

[00:28:03] I want him to be better at lunch

[00:28:05] What happens when he's a grown man? He's even all like rocks and grass

[00:28:09] Fucking everyone's looking at him weird. These are skills you need for later in life is to have fucking sloppy Joe's

[00:28:18] Shit

[00:28:22] I gotta teach these fangs. You know you lunch

[00:28:25] Yeah, she was banned

[00:28:27] Getting banned in like 95 from a volunteer recess lady. You had a fuck up dude. Yeah, she jacked this

[00:28:33] Never-brought's plane was like, okay. Just play out there not phased hitting kids hitting strangers kids is the fucking move

[00:28:44] I'm really this fat guy telling me one time and like I wasn't friends with him

[00:28:47] and I didn't like him even though he was a good

[00:28:50] comedian and

[00:28:51] He was like telling me about like being in line at Popeyes and he's like there's this obnoxious kid behind me

[00:28:58] This one was not controlling her child and he's like and I tell you the sound of five-year-old makes one a 350 pound man

[00:29:07] Sneaky shifts his weight onto that child's foot is heavenly Jesus

[00:29:14] I'm like wait you mean to tell me you like spitefully

[00:29:17] Physically abused someone else's child because they were annoying you and lying at the fried chicken restaurant

[00:29:24] And he was like damn wow. Yeah, you know, you know, if you put it that way

[00:29:30] I don't know those out in the fat guys arsenal. There's a foot crush

[00:29:39] A foot crush on a kid. Mm-hmm. Excuse me or if they're laying down you stand on them and walk over them

[00:29:43] That's another move now damn now. I know though if I ever get my foot crush now

[00:29:48] I'm gonna be if it's a hefty gentleman. I'm gonna be like alright. What did I do? I know the fuck you're up to

[00:29:52] Here comes a fucking goose dude comes a power you'd have to goose him hard dude get to like a 350 pound ass

[00:29:59] You have to Iger elfer cut him

[00:30:04] Did you like did you like question his the way he crushed this guy's foot no, I mean I had limited interaction with the guy

[00:30:11] I was like oh yeah nice

[00:30:15] I couldn't really do it back to him either because all he wants is that affirmation was he doesn't get said it

[00:30:19] You know I got really sucked. He was like like so full of him so he taught comedy classes

[00:30:24] Just a shitty one line. That's just a toxic obesity dude at its finest

[00:30:28] Yeah using your fat throw your weight around

[00:30:31] So well, I'm gonna use my 350 pounds to crush this fucking kid

[00:30:35] damn

[00:30:36] Sorry teaching a comedy class is just a guarantee

[00:30:39] You suck yeah almost oh

[00:30:43] Probably but God money's nice though

[00:30:46] I got kicked out of helium for it for teaching a comedy class

[00:30:49] Yeah, they fit hit me up and was like will you do this and I was like I'll do it for a thing

[00:30:54] They're giving me like 35 bucks an hour. Yeah, I did I had everyone come in and I was like look don't ever

[00:30:59] Pay for one of these ever again totally exactly that's the that's the class like what are we gonna do?

[00:31:03] I was like just go up and all do five minutes. We don't have five minutes

[00:31:06] I was like top just go up there and talk for five minutes right now. Can we pay for this?

[00:31:09] I'm like yeah, I started hitting them. I did I started off down the fucking

[00:31:12] Yeah, then he told you to come over and step on their feet

[00:31:17] Yeah, I'll just smack in their fingers with bamboo sticks like an Asian piano

[00:31:24] Nothing yet, I'm gonna wait another minute here nice, but

[00:31:28] Yeah, I thought like defensive driving for a while

[00:31:31] Did you do comedy defensive driving a cat? Yeah, they were like well like try to do jokes. I was like no

[00:31:36] Hold on you taught defensive driving. Yeah at a comic club and a comic club

[00:31:43] You just play videos and you read out

[00:31:46] I don't think I get in trouble for it now

[00:31:48] But like you're supposed to because it's all like done through like DPS or whatever

[00:31:53] like you're supposed to attend all these classes and like

[00:31:56] Like observe classes. It's like this whole like qualification process that like my roommate

[00:32:02] Just like forged all the documents and like you know like set it up for me sure and then like cuz he taught defensive driving

[00:32:09] And like it's like some extra money on the side

[00:32:11] He was like hey

[00:32:12] Can you teach defensive driving on Monday?

[00:32:14] And I thought I meant he meant like come with him to defensive driving. I was like oh yeah sure

[00:32:18] I'll come with yeah, and he was like alright and then it was like a night before he was leaving

[00:32:23] You know I didn't know he was leaving he's like hey

[00:32:24] We should go buy tonight to the club and I can show you where everything is and my cool

[00:32:27] So we go to like cap city and it's like 11 o'clock at night and he's like yeah, so here's the DVD player

[00:32:34] Here's this like this is a filing cabinet just filled with shit like a like a milk crate with like papers and stuff

[00:32:40] He's like here's all the paperwork and stuff and this is the binder with all the stuff in it

[00:32:44] And he's like there's a coffee maker you put this in here's where the lights are and he's like so yeah

[00:32:49] I usually locked the door around 815

[00:32:51] You don't let anyone in after that. Yeah, you should be good to go

[00:32:55] And I was like oh okay, and then like it was like either that night or the next morning

[00:32:59] I wake up. I'm like should I be heading over there? He's like oh, I'm going out of town

[00:33:02] And I was like wait so that was like instruction those are the instructions for teaching eight hours of a

[00:33:08] Here's where the stuff is and like a coffee maker is like yeah, you figure it out

[00:33:13] You know I was like I guess how to go well

[00:33:16] I went there and it was like I'm making the coffee and then it's already like people are showing up

[00:33:20] So I didn't even have time to like look at this

[00:33:22] And then there's like 20 people there and it's like eight o'clock and I'm like welcome to defensive driving

[00:33:30] Just put on comedians and cars getting coffee well

[00:33:34] I played every DVD and like I have them are just like Looney Tunes videos of like yeah like for 1940s like you know

[00:33:42] Donald Duck like gets into a traffic accident and it's like what did Donald do wrong?

[00:33:47] I'm like, okay. What did you guys learn from that video? You know and who the fuck takes it?

[00:33:53] Do you get like a points off your insurance or something or like insurance points off your insurance?

[00:33:56] But or well, yeah, yeah money off your money off your insurance is also like like or just doesn't go up right

[00:34:02] Education or whatever if you if you you know have like cuz I had to take it one time

[00:34:07] that's you know, I took it with when Andy Richie was teaching

[00:34:12] and

[00:34:13] Like I know Andy I'm friends of them and I'm in the class and Andy's like going into his stand-up

[00:34:17] It's like

[00:34:19] Rob don't yeah, I'm like don't it all where all the people taking the class where they're trying to be funny

[00:34:24] Because it's like people probably go to that leg cuz I took a defensive driving class and it was a regular one

[00:34:29] Not even at a comedy club and there were a couple people in the class that were trying to make jokes and be the funny ones

[00:34:34] And I'm like can we just get through the day?

[00:34:36] I had to take it. I had to take it actually I got my license to spend and I think it like years prior

[00:34:39] Yeah, and and there was like it was an African guy teaching it and there was a girl sitting next to me

[00:34:46] But it was weird every nine hours in the African guy

[00:34:48] He like had this verbal tick where he would start like every other sentence with for example

[00:34:52] Oh, you know, he'd be like when you are driving for example and you come to a ball

[00:34:58] For example, you have to do that. He's going to go for us for example

[00:35:03] And like so I just had like a note like a note card and I started like tallying every time

[00:35:08] He like said it and then I was like dividing it by how many minutes had passed so I could like average out like how many times

[00:35:14] He said for example per minute and this is this girl like just weeping next to me because she recognizes that I'm just mocking this

[00:35:22] There was like there was like two like there was like a like a middle-aged white dude

[00:35:27] That was like relatively kind of like a big guy or you know kind of like a hot-headed guy

[00:35:31] But probably had like a job doing like sales for some type of computer thing that he has no idea what it is

[00:35:36] He's just a man. I did that before

[00:35:38] One of those guys it's like yeah, I saw shit. I don't know what the fuck it is

[00:35:45] Carse would be like what's the horse problem?

[00:35:49] Look, I don't get I sold cars, but it's like yeah, look, I don't know what this I don't know any of this computer shit

[00:35:53] It's gay to me, but I saw

[00:35:55] All guy big what are your thoughts on the cloud? They're like what are you talking about? Yeah, you know like the

[00:36:01] Information

[00:36:03] What do you think about they're like damn teaching defensive job less you should have opened with a compilation like a lively compilation

[00:36:18] There's this guy from like Portugal or something he's also like kind of like a bigger dude wearing like a leather jacket

[00:36:24] At one point one point. He said something about he's like, you know

[00:36:27] That's like the problem with America is there, you know like blah blah blah blah and the fucking white guys like don't start that

[00:36:33] shit

[00:36:37] Promont that you can talk to me

[00:36:50] African guy is like yes, yes for example

[00:36:56] These guys are about to throw bows over some like dumb like you know 9 11 bullshit

[00:37:01] Yeah, this guy's like he's just heated off 9 11

[00:37:07] Like just a faded flag on the back of his car

[00:37:12] This is being mad about 9 11

[00:37:14] Like I didn't do anything afterwards and volunteer my time. I just became racist and that's my country

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[00:41:10] Yeah, but let's see louis do something like that. He has to stop and do it. Oh man

[00:41:14] No, he does it all in the beginning, but it's an advertisement for himself

[00:41:19] When i'm watching louis do the reads that they're just like pictures on

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[00:41:34] So wait you take blue chew I have yeah, do you have you taken it usually when i'm drunk?

[00:41:43] I'm scared for the hard stuff. I feel like i'll have like a

[00:41:45] erect heart attack. I'll be found but I thought you got black pill. Don't you just ready to die? No, I'm not

[00:41:51] Oh, okay. Yeah, i'm not a nihilist at all. Oh, oh, okay

[00:41:56] I'm gonna turn a lot off to me even if you watch black mirror for more than a few episodes in a row

[00:42:00] I I like the last season. Oh, I haven't seen the end love that first episode. They came out

[00:42:05] With the new season do you see the first episode? No, isn't the one you were telling us?

[00:42:08] I was just telling oh god. That's so fucking funny

[00:42:12] Are you guys all gay or all men that I know gay definitely if me and that could well the creative ones that are funny

[00:42:19] Nice to hang out with if a guy makes you laugh

[00:42:22] Fuck your dad dude for sure

[00:42:24] Yeah, any of the guys funny. He's definitely gay for sure dude and then time turns men gay

[00:42:30] Yeah, no, that's true time turns men, you know, just no. Yeah time and women turn men gay

[00:42:36] Yeah time with women

[00:42:39] Have famous em and wake well

[00:42:46] Once you turn gay you killed himself

[00:42:48] He was looking outside. He saw a hot guy

[00:42:50] He's in the middle of the ocean. He's like good. There's no guys

[00:42:55] I'm not gonna worry about it. It's swordfish and hot cubit. It's hot. Damn it. There's hot cubit

[00:43:00] You're okay. So he's like

[00:43:06] Oh my gosh, I know that

[00:43:08] Know that any any guy who's like

[00:43:11] Funny and it's not like coming home being looked like a picture of like a Ferrari on his laptop

[00:43:16] It'll be mine

[00:43:18] They're gay. Well, I don't know. Ferraris are pretty cool

[00:43:22] Do you have a laptop wallpaper?

[00:43:24] No, it's

[00:43:29] It's the moon

[00:43:31] Totally gay

[00:43:35] Cosmo's the moon is like you just want to get to the moon with all the other dudes because that's who's going to the moon is other dudes

[00:43:40] I'm trying to get the Mars. I do like women can't make that trip. The moon is still the only place is just white people your period would explode

[00:43:46] Oh my god. Yeah

[00:43:49] All seemed up by the moon

[00:43:55] Architect there's just some old bitch. It's like you've been fucked up on purpose. That's the source for them

[00:44:05] I'm gonna drop a little break crumbs this whole episode. I'm finally we're finally

[00:44:10] About what being gay or wanting to go that we're all gay and there's a lady controlling periods on them

[00:44:14] I

[00:44:16] Yeah, you guys you guys just try to escape us women don't even want to be around each other

[00:44:19] That's why lesbians are like we're in this together, right?

[00:44:22] That's why they're so commitment based. They're like you're doing this too, right?

[00:44:26] We're just we're in this together. Good lesbian trying to do it. I'll do it. Yeah at the gym

[00:44:30] She tried to come up and boo me. I'm gonna stud get you try to boy. I'm not a stud. This is more of like a

[00:44:36] Had been to a bunch of little affairs and now I was like looking into like getting a kid

[00:44:39] She was pretty jacked. We're same height if we if you did the specs on us

[00:44:42] We had like the same reach same height she came up was like you've done with the

[00:44:45] Whatever the bar like the where you do like a squat rack thing

[00:44:49] I wasn't using it, but I was instructed to stand in front of it

[00:44:51] So I didn't fall into the mirror by the the dude who walks around and like tells all the rules

[00:44:55] What were you doing? I was doing like clean jerk stuff

[00:44:57] So I was doing like you know movements were us throwing away up over my head

[00:45:00] I'm being a fucking animal in there seven and one

[00:45:03] And the guy told me throwing away down from overhead. Did they have a platform?

[00:45:06] I wasn't lucky. No, it was it's just soft floor

[00:45:08] So I have to do it on the floor. It's not a platform

[00:45:10] But I every now and again, I'll indulge in a fucking weight slam for sure

[00:45:14] I'll drop them down. I don't I don't pick out like from top. I'll like drop it controlled and let go

[00:45:20] I'm in there. My shoes off dude. I'm in there doing all that stuff

[00:45:23] Always see when I do compound movements

[00:45:25] Shatter your foot

[00:45:27] Possibly

[00:45:30] So this lady came up. She's like are you using the squat rack and I was like well

[00:45:34] No, but and I started to explain to her like a half

[00:45:36] I'm doing compound movement so I have I was instructed to stand in front of this thing

[00:45:39] She was like yeah, but are you using it? It was like

[00:45:42] Dude, you can't have this right now. Like she's like, but she's not wrong

[00:45:45] There's really no reason to be in the school because I had to because it's a small gym and everything else was being used

[00:45:50] And I'm like if I move here, I'm not gonna have room to do what I'm doing

[00:45:53] Right

[00:45:55] But I that's what I'm saying. I'm like I hear what you're saying

[00:45:57] That's what you tell her like go find me another spot come back and I'll

[00:46:00] Literally can't move from the spot on me and if I this spot that I could go to I'm not allowed to be there

[00:46:05] I'm frankly I would be annoyed if like I'm trying to use the rack and you're just standing two feet in front of it doing cleans

[00:46:11] I totally get it, but I had no my thing

[00:46:14] A different kind of equipment just not that I had I had the barbell, but I couldn't go any URL

[00:46:19] So she would have I would have had to stop what I was doing

[00:46:21] So then she could use the squat rack and I'm like you just have to wait 10 minutes

[00:46:24] So yeah, it was a sticky situation and then I went up afterwards and I'm like hey that thing's open

[00:46:29] She kept it back to me and was like good

[00:46:32] Yeah

[00:46:35] Damn teeth up dude. That's nice. Yeah, it was I was in a I was in a weird situation

[00:46:39] But at the same time I'm like I'm not gonna stop what I'm doing because and she came up and be like using that and I was like

[00:46:44] Yeah, I'm I gotta I'll be like 10 more minutes, but you're not using the squat rack. It's like

[00:46:48] Lady get the fuck out of my face. Yeah. Yeah, either provide me with the solution or go right. No

[00:46:54] Well, I'll look up the gym and and look at the floor point

[00:46:56] Do the floor plan anytime fitness dude. Oh anytime fitness. It was bad. I'll take you guys on a tour

[00:47:01] Dude, I'm like dude here. I was over here throwing it over my head

[00:47:04] Yeah, man. It was a tough it was a tough city was a tough call my part, but I said my ground on it

[00:47:08] I'm sitting around even if it is this pride month though. So she's been getting a lot of fucking

[00:47:13] Yes, is true. It's probably not right. But you're funny. So you're gay. So you also it's pride month for him too

[00:47:19] Exactly. I should make look I'm gay. I don't know if you know this. Yeah

[00:47:22] Yeah, do lesbians and gay guys get along? No, not at all. Okay lesbians and gay guys do they get along? I don't know there's opposites

[00:47:30] I was a little enemies. Yeah interesting. I've never seen them. Yeah, they're further apart than straight men and straight women

[00:47:35] Yeah, huh. Wow. Yeah, because they just like have no reason to deal with each other. Yeah

[00:47:41] Yeah, one they both wish they were each other and then they're both flamboyant well gay dudes are flamboyant and lesbians are fucking like

[00:47:48] Knocked it off the games on. Yeah, right, right, right, right, right, right

[00:47:50] My favorite type of lesbian I've said before but are like the ones that just like

[00:47:55] Sit on like an overpass and smoke cigarettes

[00:47:58] That sounds nice

[00:47:59] Like cherli's they're on for the other like we gotta get out of here. Let's get out of this town

[00:48:05] Sharon one of these days we're gonna get out of this

[00:48:08] Yeah, they're like six months plan lesbians

[00:48:11] Like we're gonna save up money. We're gonna fucking get out of here. I wonder what happens over there

[00:48:16] Fuck your dad, Sharon

[00:48:18] Don't get out of town. Yeah, I don't think they do they go they go they have little workshops out in the suburbs and stuff

[00:48:25] No, they never get Sharon to like out of the road to the motel. Oh

[00:48:29] Their dad beats Sharon to death

[00:48:32] That beat Sharon to death and the other was me and I secure so

[00:48:37] It's probably would happen this lady after I hog

[00:48:40] Old lesbians get out. She's like yeah. Yeah, they like divorce. They're like sharing

[00:48:44] We here in the hotel. I gotta go to the gym real quick. I'll be back in 25 minutes and we'll get out of here

[00:48:52] She gets back to the motel two hours late and the father's already broken

[00:48:56] Sharon dude if I do she's being Sharon's dad. He's drunk. He's like, what are you the dad girlfriend?

[00:49:02] She's just remembering you doing cleans in the middle of a fucking gym using all the equipment and what

[00:49:08] She's like fuck that gay guy

[00:49:10] My new she had a good hilarious game

[00:49:14] My new she's about to get out of here. I'd be like, oh by all means, please. Yeah

[00:49:18] Loaded up. She didn't have that look at it. She had it. Look in her eyes. They only packed stuff. What's the rush?

[00:49:23] She's like you wouldn't understand

[00:49:25] My kayak is tied to the top of my super right now. I'm about to go out of town on the strip. Subaru's running

[00:49:32] Yeah, dude. They don't have lesbians. I'll have cell phones

[00:49:34] They have to like see each other that's a big cause of death in the lesbian community the the lesser the lesser dyke

[00:49:39] Usually gets left in the car

[00:49:42] While the other one's handling their power claims definitely the one power. Yeah for sure. Yeah the butch

[00:49:47] The butch is in there don't cleanse needs to be yeah, that's kind of weird how that happens

[00:49:53] What how one just like you know becomes a bunch one thing

[00:49:57] One of them every didn't sag a little every lesbian couple

[00:49:59] There's one of them who thinks they can boss me off the squat rack and it's like no dude get the fuck out of here

[00:50:04] Yeah

[00:50:05] I used to go right at a like a I thought it was a lesbian coffee shop

[00:50:09] But I went there recently and I guess it's a regular coffee shop at the time there was a lot more lesbians

[00:50:16] I don't know the Bennu in Austin

[00:50:25] Where's that dad girlfriend?

[00:50:27] Are you so you think that's what the what was that bar the bar raid stonewall was that was all the dad's believe in

[00:50:36] What are you doing Bob

[00:50:40] Those are mothers pants

[00:50:43] Your mother's been looking for those slacks

[00:50:45] Damn, I want to rewatch boys. Don't cry now. I've never seen it. Is that was your very more? It's a great movie. No, it's hilly swank

[00:50:51] Oh, I don't know it. What's that about?

[00:50:53] It's about like a trans woman that moves to some small town and she starts dating like that move

[00:51:02] Like Chloe Savini I think or which I'd say her name wrong Adam correct me on that. I was pissed off

[00:51:09] I always thought it's Chloe Savini. I guess it's everything. Yeah, seven a some yeah, all right Adam

[00:51:14] I'm guessing I don't know a

[00:51:16] Face Will Smith John Cena

[00:51:23] So yeah, she moves with small town finds love yeah starts dating like yeah, either close to vina or something

[00:51:28] She's got these two brothers, but she you know

[00:51:30] She's like wearing a fake dick the whole time and has like a short haircut

[00:51:33] So it's kind of like that movie just one of the guys, but it's much funnier

[00:51:38] You know because the brothers find out at the end that it's like a like a third life

[00:51:41] What you're a girl and then they like rape her and beat her up. Oh, whoa, I think so. Yeah

[00:51:48] Girl I would fucking immediately beat you and right

[00:51:52] Yeah, dude if I tricked you with a fake dick

[00:51:55] Do they show the fake dick in the movie?

[00:51:56] So just constantly wearing the fake dick the whole time like just like I just remember a scene where he's like

[00:52:01] She's like hooking up or he or she I don't know with the proper, you know

[00:52:05] They're hooking up and then she like sneaks in the fake dick while they're fucking whoa

[00:52:10] Yeah, whoa she sneaks that's really fucking impressive if you can sneak a fucking it's also sexual assault

[00:52:16] Is it one of those ones that like sure but that's impressive stuff

[00:52:18] Is it one of those ones that like

[00:52:20] For like drug

[00:52:21] So much code not a wizardator the one from porno is it just yeah

[00:52:24] I want to get I want to get one of those ones for drug tests, but it's fully erect

[00:52:30] Just say out of your pants like what I like being observed

[00:52:34] I like being scrutinized by the system

[00:52:36] I like a like a authoritarian oversight

[00:52:50] Hold those things the whole time she would have to like double hand hold that the whole time how big is it?

[00:52:55] What the fake dick? I saw this movie like

[00:52:59] I can't I can't remember

[00:53:01] Yeah, you know, we're like holding it

[00:53:03] Yeah, I mean the only detail I remember is is her being raped at the end. Yeah, kind of

[00:53:10] She's kind of reminds me of midnight cowboy like the opposite. Yeah, he moves to the big city and kind of

[00:53:16] Similar things. What is it you seem just one of the guys right?

[00:53:19] Oh, it's a 80s comedy. Is that a girl who tries to be a dude?

[00:53:22] Girl, it like pretends to be a dude to like, you know, because like the guys have it better or whatever

[00:53:27] What happens to her she shows her tits at the end and they're primo

[00:53:30] No

[00:53:33] She finds out that that's a lot better than being a guy all you have to do is show your tits

[00:53:37] When I think of just one of the guys the only thing I remember is the rape scene from boys don't cry

[00:53:41] Jesus cry

[00:53:43] The only thing that pops in a line. So I don't really remember this is just like fade to black after that

[00:53:48] Uh, you just like oh, yeah, that's it. I don't I think something had I mean, I know it's not a happy ending

[00:53:54] No, wow because it's a surprise twist because the movie's called

[00:53:57] Yeah, the movie's called boys don't cry but it should cry at the end. So it's like obviously

[00:54:03] You know

[00:54:06] Watching that movie you're like go

[00:54:09] I should have seen that coming

[00:54:12] Ah, did you see mister? Do you think that was gonna happen?

[00:54:17] No, I'm just saying because of the title

[00:54:20] No, I scream in every movie. It's all right. I have autism

[00:54:23] I didn't know there was so many female to male trans movies in the 80s. Joanna man female to man

[00:54:34] Yeah, what other ones are there? Was it like what else?

[00:54:38] Just one of the guys just the two that we mentioned was later. I don't know Joanna man

[00:54:42] Joanna man was the opposite Joanna man was a dude that was in the NBA and then he got kicked out

[00:54:46] So then he put on a wig and he's dominated

[00:54:49] Oh

[00:54:52] Yeah

[00:54:57] What he did he has a heart attack from dunking too hard

[00:55:01] I got teary. I remember we were watching happy Gilmore

[00:55:11] Yeah, no when you're a kid you like don't understand emotions. So like you could watch shinlers list and be like I don't get it

[00:55:16] This

[00:55:24] Gonna win

[00:55:27] So now the progressive things that people are trying to do like get people get like trans women into these sports and stuff was just

[00:55:33] Movies from the 80s as a joke

[00:55:35] Pretty much. Yeah, that's fun

[00:55:37] I'm all about it. I'm all about it. I just went to the plot for boys. No crying with competing scroll the last paragraph

[00:55:42] Later john and tom get drunk and decide to kill Brandon

[00:55:45] I'm not a

[00:55:47] But the pair drive the candies remote house where they find Brandon who has been hiding in a nearby shed john shoots Brandon under the chin

[00:55:53] Killing him instantly tom shoots candies in the head as lana fights with them begging them to stop

[00:55:59] Tom stabs Brandon's lifeless body and tries to shoot lana

[00:56:02] But john stops him john and tom flew the scene while crying lana lies with Brandon's body

[00:56:07] The next morning lana wakes the next of Brandon's corpse her mother arrives and takes her away from the scene

[00:56:11] As lana leaves fall city a letter Brandon wrote to her is hurting voiceover. So I guess they murder the trans person wait

[00:56:20] Yeah, tom and john drag Brandon in a john's car and drive to an isolated location where they brutally beaten gang rape him

[00:56:26] Afterwards they take Brandon to tom's house though injured Brandon escapes her bathroom

[00:56:30] Yeah, so they rape him and then she escapes or he escapes

[00:56:34] And then the brothers find them and and go to kill and kill them and then the girlfriend is like just crying

[00:56:40] So they he's based on a true story

[00:56:44] So they go they rape and then they're like wait a second there was okay, so it was a

[00:56:50] Woman so they find out it's it's like you're not a dude you're a woman and they rape that woman and then they double back and then

[00:56:57] Went back and killed them

[00:56:59] um

[00:57:01] Yeah, no, so it's the the

[00:57:04] Tiller swank plays a

[00:57:06] FTM trans person. Yeah named Brandon. Yeah, and they start dating

[00:57:10] Chloe Savini who plays

[00:57:14] a normal good good woman a good woman a good girl a normal person

[00:57:19] Yeah, anyways, it's a regular human and uh, yeah, then the brothers of the

[00:57:24] Chloe Savini find out that they're not you know a guy and they're ticked and they're they're they're pretty livid

[00:57:32] They're pretty take it out on a teed off give her the business. Yeah, dude. It's biblical. Yeah, they're like, we're so mad in fact that we're gonna rape you

[00:57:41] Yeah, they're like we're gonna kill you now too

[00:57:43] Yeah, it's based on a true story. I think uh, uh, it's uh the real person was uh

[00:57:50] Anyone who lives in Iran

[00:57:52] Every day of their life

[00:57:55] So fired up

[00:57:57] Getting tricked like that. Yeah, I think that literally inspires like murderous rage

[00:58:01] You getting tricked. Yeah

[00:58:03] Maybe it's also because they wanted to fuck their sister and they're mad that like a chick gets to do it. I don't know

[00:58:09] Yeah, I mean, why do we think of that

[00:58:12] That the skies is yeah, if you kill them you get their power. That's the thing about

[00:58:16] People people don't understand like a highlander. Yeah, if you get them you get their powers

[00:58:21] What power is that? Because the brothers are deception

[00:58:25] Masters of disguise

[00:58:27] Oh wait, they're not brothers. They're just friends, but the the the

[00:58:31] Brothers now. Yeah, they're ex convicts. So they were probably getting some of that that sweet boy in prison

[00:58:37] Oh, yeah, well they saw those tits and they were like that whole time they were there and we didn't even know and then they were like

[00:58:42] They're just chilling with their butterfly knives and like wait. Yeah, that's the thing they've been waiting for for years

[00:58:47] Is just as a man with a pussy

[00:58:50] They've been in prison. Yeah, the answer the solution a man with a pussy. Yeah, it just weirds me out that inspires murder

[00:58:56] It's like if if I got tricked I'd be like ah, yeah people don't like being wrong about sports

[00:59:04] They don't like being wrong about anything the smallest thing and then it's

[00:59:08] Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, I thought we saw I knew I always heard that story of dudes being like getting like my closing leg was a stripper

[00:59:14] Turn out your dick. You never lose their minds. He didn't come outside for a year. It's like dude. That would take me like

[00:59:21] Seven minutes. I'd be like whoa didn't see that one

[00:59:23] Right. I've come close to that. It would just make me feel worse about investing

[00:59:29] It would just make me feel worse about investing which I already feel pretty bad about investing

[00:59:33] Yeah, I've lost so much money. It's like oh, this is gonna be good

[00:59:35] You've been thinking about getting into some cryptocurrency, right? You can I just have terrible luck both crypto

[00:59:40] Yeah, just don't day trade is my my suggestion

[00:59:43] What's enough to do with getting tricked?

[00:59:45] Well, nothing getting tricked. Oh, you'd be a bad day trading once you find out cryptocurrency is a total fake

[00:59:50] You just have to have it somebody

[00:59:52] I could go ahead and dig how much you know, it's you know, it's fake but like I mean this stuff money

[00:59:56] There's well, I mean it already has but exactly yeah

[00:59:59] I mean if you invested in December, you'd be up like fucking 200 right now. Yeah, um, but the

[01:00:05] I'm just focused on regular currency right now. Yeah for you know, yeah, yeah big time

[01:00:10] I want it to do like I remember I've read about my change

[01:00:13] I'm like constantly dealing it. I got all kinds of form

[01:00:16] Yeah, let me see these yeah, there you go

[01:00:20] I wanted to get into forex when I was younger. I was like that sounds so fucking cool

[01:00:23] And like you have to like trade it in units

[01:00:25] I was like this I have a fed that line box and I was like, all right. Yeah, you got a cool

[01:00:30] Yeah, I tell people I looked it up to be like hundreds of thousands of dollars

[01:00:34] Make it get in it. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I do this to pretend to be a federal agent

[01:00:39] That's awesome. What kind of bills are they?

[01:00:41] I don't know. This is from

[01:00:43] Australia, so I guess this is uh some some bitch there

[01:00:48] Is there Woodrow Wilson is are you sure that's a woman or is it a man?

[01:00:52] We don't even know

[01:00:54] Everybody what if England found out that their queen is actually a dude how this would they be?

[01:00:59] They're finding out their queen is black right now

[01:01:02] Pretty well. Yeah

[01:01:04] You're right are they not handling well? I don't keep up with that stuff. They're not stoked on it. I don't know. I don't take care

[01:01:09] That dude from the bbc's fucking

[01:01:11] He dropped it. Yeah, so fuck what did he say? He tweeted a picture of the oh, yeah

[01:01:17] Princess like leaving somebody walking a chimp out of bucking

[01:01:21] Oh shit

[01:01:24] He didn't

[01:01:26] Cover it up. He was like I see how could be construed in that manner. You know what's funny is like I got that you say

[01:01:31] I got like I got like like suspended from Twitter for doing that insane same exact thing, but like

[01:01:36] But like as a joke like being like I don't know what's wrong with it. Yeah, yeah, and they kicked me off Twitter for like fucking a year

[01:01:44] Yeah

[01:01:46] For chimp baby picture

[01:01:47] No, not a chimp baby picture

[01:01:49] It's like there was a story about like a chimpanzee who was a leader of some gang of chimpanzees that would have been cannibalized if

[01:01:56] Their headline was former chimpanzee leader cannibalized by by previous followers or whatever or former followers

[01:02:02] And I wrote like RIP Obama and I was like can someone explain to me why this is racist

[01:02:12] Like the angle of like, you know like you used to be the leader and now if people are turning on it

[01:02:18] I don't understand, you know, it's like that's the joke is that like I don't understand why yeah

[01:02:23] Of course other people to be like well, it's because they

[01:02:25] Look like

[01:02:30] And then you get to point the finger at them no see you said they like that

[01:02:33] That was a valor de jaret thing

[01:02:34] Well, I was like when she did the valor de jaret when rosanne did that thing when she put up the picture of valor de jaret

[01:02:39] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, muslin brotherhood meets planet of the yeah

[01:02:42] She was like well, I'm sorry about the muslin brotherhood and the way they like the politics of it and then I was like no

[01:02:46] You're talking about black people look like monkeys. Yeah, she was like well, you said that

[01:02:48] I mean, yeah, that is funny dude to put that up. How long you got banned for a year

[01:02:54] Well, they did the same where like they suspend you and they make you like they're like

[01:02:58] And you like this right on the chalkboard bullshit where they make you like go through and delete all your problematic tweets

[01:03:04] And it was like I'm not doing yeah, I'm not doing it. You should have you should have rosanne doubt

[01:03:07] You should know I took a fucking blue cheer dude. I had no control. I was hard as fuck dude

[01:03:12] Yeah, I just like don't I like to apologize. I donate a bunch of money to a chimp research

[01:03:16] I

[01:03:20] I just get it wrong

[01:03:22] I get it wrong and I'm apologizing to people who work with chimpanzees

[01:03:26] That was the like they were like you gotta apologize to

[01:03:30] Chimpancy. This was this was in january. That's a ruffle like right. Yeah. No, that was bad

[01:03:35] It doesn't make any sense here

[01:03:38] Just like I don't I say I donate to an organization full of chimpanzees and you're like what what you black people

[01:03:44] Okay, yeah sure I guess I'm blue chewed out

[01:03:49] I was deep-hic

[01:03:52] Yeah, no, it was like right after the election so it's like, you know people are when they let you back on what they send you an email

[01:03:57] Just like no eventually I just went in and like some of the tweets had been deleted by themselves anyways

[01:04:03] And it's all yeah, they just ended up deleting them

[01:04:05] So they at least give you a picture of them to take home with you to put on your wall

[01:04:08] But playing the screen captain. That's good when people like things are doing communism and they want to be like whoa

[01:04:14] What the hell is this from five years ago?

[01:04:16] Right, right, right, right. I'm gonna keep pointing out this and setting it to journalists who happen to follow this person to be

[01:04:23] That the only way to stop Donald Trump is by getting mad at who people follow

[01:04:28] Damn dude trying to take you down. They can't fucking out dude. Uh-oh

[01:04:32] No fucking way. We're just on one higher in honey pots. Yeah, we're gonna start infiltrating like 14 year old girls

[01:04:40] Yeah, we'll probably go a little

[01:04:45] Honey pots like something like the police use like be a car that's like designed to be broken into or stolen

[01:04:51] Like the comedy scene with just like you just hire prostitutes

[01:04:56] Like find all of our enemy comedians just like deepest darkest secrets from them

[01:05:00] Oh

[01:05:04] Nice

[01:05:06] We're gonna start with some pretty rough fucking honey pots with our budget. We do like K&A street walkers

[01:05:13] Pretty tough. You'd be surprised in this economy. You could probably get a pretty good deal. I love that. What I love that. I love that plan

[01:05:21] Send open mics being an information broker

[01:05:26] We all the deals in dark secrets

[01:05:28] You know just sitting in sitting in a cafe somewhere. What do I know about him? I know very much

[01:05:36] What do you want to know black turtle max and scarves from here on out a couple of dossy is

[01:05:41] What you can do for me my friend

[01:05:44] There's still their guts. It's doing yeah

[01:05:47] To get them to like tweet shit on their phone for them. Yeah, I mean I feel like most comedians don't even have secrets

[01:05:52] They just sort of broadcast right right right right? Yeah

[01:05:54] Like well, I'm six months into comedy time to do my web series about how I was raped repeatedly

[01:06:00] From age 13 to find a brag about my five abortions. Yeah, right

[01:06:05] It's a good point. Yeah

[01:06:08] Still gonna do it. Well, I wonder what target's gonna do with all the gay stuff once the month ends

[01:06:14] Uh-huh. Let's just have all this gay shit in the store now and it's like

[01:06:18] You're you stocked up on that. It's gonna be like old super bowl shirts old halloween candy sent it to

[01:06:22] Yeah, Africa. I'm gonna get discounted stuff from yeah, like old super bowl shit. Yeah, man

[01:06:27] There was a well, let me tell you right now Africa does not want that

[01:06:32] It's gonna start another war over there

[01:06:35] Move to the machete

[01:06:37] I was reading a book about people like eastern europe with like wearing like pride week shirts and having like no idea what it was

[01:06:43] Was I like bought like like identity stuff is like there was like some headline that people were like sharing them like this is great

[01:06:48] It's like bot swan a strikes down the bill to like throw people in prison for being gay

[01:06:55] They're like fuck. Yeah, and it's like they're still like a million

[01:06:59] Yeah, they actually be more safe in prison than outside of prison

[01:07:03] That would actually help

[01:07:06] Then they get to be together. Yeah

[01:07:09] Mexican dude. I saw wearing that just all mexican dude. He was working on this lawn in

[01:07:14] uh college and he was wearing a shirt that just said I came I saw I partied

[01:07:25] Yeah, I do the flowers

[01:07:27] Where we go at landscaping a lot to do the flowers and eat two lips

[01:07:31] Coping a beer shirt was like the coolest shit you could have when I was like 14 if I got like a michalob shirt

[01:07:35] I was like, yes

[01:07:37] Totally

[01:07:39] School the beer that only exists to be stolen out of your garage by 10 years

[01:07:45] No, no, it's actually drinking michola. You know, my cooler t-shirt

[01:07:50] Dude, that is too funny. Definitely honey pot dude. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, the other night like I drank like five michalobultures the other day

[01:07:57] And I wasn't even drunk. I'm like because you didn't drink beer. I think they're trying five waters

[01:08:01] I

[01:08:05] Was you guys got kicking around?

[01:08:07] Saw a bank the other day that was five thirds bank

[01:08:10] And I was thinking it's probably run by Asians and it's just an insult towards black people

[01:08:16] Right. That's worse than mine. Oh, is it no, it's not because Asians are very racist towards black people

[01:08:21] So they're like rubbing in their face because Asians are supposedly smarter than white people right?

[01:08:25] So they're saying that they're five thirds. So I'm saying the literature have I?

[01:08:28] Yeah, she's all in.

[01:08:30] No, Charles Murray. I don't know. It's quiet and it was a thought I remembered. I'm just trying to help

[01:08:36] I'm just trying to help. I'm just like you're like here's some racist shit. I'm not

[01:08:40] But the Asians are the racist ones in there. Yeah, I hear you know, you know,

[01:08:48] I wrote the bell

[01:08:50] But I was like behind some black person. I think I had like a ruler or whatever. I was just pretending like like casually measure their head

[01:08:56] I'm trying to remember when I like that is just such a

[01:09:00] Just like a

[01:09:04] No, I'm just interested I don't like

[01:09:07] You gave him shit for indivolate. Yeah, where there was

[01:09:10] Japan fuck. I can't yeah

[01:09:13] But just like the like the joke is that you're like just sort of casually sneakily trying to like measure a black person's head like in public

[01:09:19] Like holding up like no, wow, I'm just checking. I like to measure things. I don't know

[01:09:28] Fornology

[01:09:31] That was top science back in the day, dude. Yeah, it'd be well. We studied the skulls. We're better

[01:09:36] Yeah, it was like top science. Yeah, it was like if you were talking about evolution. Well, that settles it

[01:09:40] Yeah, we're like though. It was still using that it was Charles Darwin's cousin sir france. You know Charles Darwin had a retarded son

[01:09:50] How funny is that stopped? Yeah, yeah for real. That's why he was like survival of the fittest we're supposed to let some of them die

[01:09:57] We never heard about why isn't he why isn't he in the history books? Uh his son. Yeah, because his dad wrote the history

[01:10:05] Yeah, probably

[01:10:06] Francis belton was like his uh his cousin and he really took darwin's idea

[01:10:11] And was like I can apply this to social theory and he was like white people are the best well

[01:10:15] I was improved it. We have different size heads. BAM

[01:10:18] Damn everyone else sucks because it what wow, but that's damn so his retard his charles darwin is real big during the uh

[01:10:24] Eugenics age

[01:10:26] He had he was hiding that retarded boy dude

[01:10:28] He was on the chopping block

[01:10:30] He was probably stoked when he went to that island and saw those goofy fucking animals

[01:10:33] Because I actually let my son out here. Mm. That's a down here. These globos globos is a retard paradise dude

[01:10:41] His mother started he's just evolved to not care about the things that we have to that's actually you know honestly

[01:10:45] We're evolving the wrong way. We should all go back to a simpler being you know you get black pill

[01:10:49] You sound like a Rothschild dude trying to social engineer us all oh yeah into being

[01:10:54] Darn on ten kids one of them died at age ten the other one died at 23 days

[01:10:59] um one of them was sick would live to

[01:11:01] 84

[01:11:03] uh

[01:11:04] Sick but lives to 84. Yeah one of them became knighted

[01:11:08] Nice. Um, hopefully it was their target

[01:11:12] Yeah, just a foam sword

[01:11:15] Sir cookies

[01:11:20] Well, let her darwin a night. Damn he he ran the gamut dude

[01:11:24] A night you have a night a sick 84. Yeah emma darwin gave birth to their tenth and last child charles wearing

[01:11:30] Who's not even his last name isn't even darwin

[01:11:34] Yeah

[01:11:37] Trying to say darwin

[01:11:39] Charles whaling

[01:11:41] On 6 December 1856 when she was 48 years old the baby had down syndrome and died of scarlet fever after 18 months

[01:11:47] Oh, so he he never learned how to walk or speak charles wrote a loving memorial who's infant son

[01:11:54] So that's pretty tragic. Yeah, we'll take that charles darwin. Yeah, exactly

[01:11:59] Bitch he wrote like a big list on like the pros and cons of being married really yeah

[01:12:04] It was like how many what was the percentage of pros to cons?

[01:12:07] I forget but he I mean he ended up marrying

[01:12:09] But he like definitely was like I don't know if I want to do this and wrote out like a list of like pros cons

[01:12:13] And then he forgot like the possibility of a

[01:12:17] He's like you probably got that I was like

[01:12:20] I don't know. I watched that testimony that a down syndrome guy like uh to congress about like

[01:12:25] uh uh a boarding down syndrome children is screening for down syndrome children or whatever

[01:12:30] and uh he does it's funny. It's like how

[01:12:34] You know like I mean most people are like pretty stuck in their ways or whatever

[01:12:38] And you're not going to be like swayed by any kind of argumentation no matter how you know

[01:12:42] Persuasive it is but that video that retarded guy did make me literally made me go like huh

[01:12:47] I guess I didn't think of it that way

[01:12:50] Oh, they're gonna. They're talking to me. Oh, they're gonna. Yeah, I don't want to die. No. I mean that's all bullshit

[01:12:54] It's like you're talking about bill mar the other night

[01:12:57] Uh, but no he's like talking to congress and he's like saying he's like down syndrome is like studied to show

[01:13:02] Show the down syndrome like experience more joy and happiness than regular people and families with yeah

[01:13:07] With children with down syndrome do experience a higher quality of life and it's like oh, yeah, that is true

[01:13:12] They are happier

[01:13:13] It's like and that really should be like way more of a metric of somebody's self-worth

[01:13:18] Like as if they're like literal ability that contributes to the happiness that people are around

[01:13:22] The situation it's like in a wealthy family. They're happier, but it's like there's a lot of like people with poor ones obviously

[01:13:31] We still need them for labor. I understand how the new york city so right okay

[01:13:37] Okay, I understand what like what keeps the sewage flowing under the cities every theaters aren't gonna fucking run themselves

[01:13:43] All of all of the toilets. There's a team of retarded people underground that suck the diarrhea

[01:13:48] Jesus Christ I'm aware of that. I understand we need them for society to function. I'm pro retarded dude

[01:13:55] I love it. Yeah, I'm a big. I don't think I said the word neuro diversity. Oh, yeah

[01:14:00] Italians are very big on a neuro diversity because they have to be

[01:14:04] That's why they have the mafia. They take care of their own, you know because most of them are

[01:14:07] I just like it because there's so many syllables in the world. They just like it because there's so many syllables in the world

[01:14:13] They're like whoa, okay

[01:14:15] Mortise come look at this

[01:14:17] No, no, no, no, they're the rapid ad

[01:14:20] I love saying it yeah, they're stopped trying to like cure autism. They're just being like yeah

[01:14:24] This is just something that pops up. Yeah

[01:14:27] Ai there everybody's worried about ai taking over it's actually just autism that's gonna come over yeah

[01:14:32] Autism and intelligence. Yeah

[01:14:34] Autism take over a yeah, we're worried about robots. It's uh it's uh we're in here

[01:14:38] Very subunche autists. Oh, yeah, it's gonna be a good battle dude. Just random mass shooters attacking robot

[01:14:43] I honestly I put my money on autistic guys. Oh for sure because they can reprogram the guys

[01:14:49] Other the actual robots. They're the ones who built them well

[01:14:53] It's like probably things are gonna skew more towards autism as people are like increasingly socialized like through technology and direct forms of communication

[01:15:00] So this is all I did that like you know a lot of people. I mean myself included

[01:15:03] I've made a career of saying I have autism. I don't have autism

[01:15:06] I'm just an asshole and I've had social skills

[01:15:08] And like that is like probably more of a result of me spending most of my time online

[01:15:13] Yeah, rather than like ever having friends

[01:15:15] Yeah, you know and just seeing relationships is sort of oppositional and and transactional and like you know

[01:15:22] What do you have on me that I don't have on you?

[01:15:25] Yeah, but yeah, I mean it's like is that something new that those people are gonna rise to power

[01:15:30] They're just like more manipulative. Well, I mean I literally are president

[01:15:33] Is a sweetheart, dude now they can hide behind being autistic. Yeah, they're strict on her code

[01:15:38] Well, there's gonna be a lot of yes, we got a fake autistic

[01:15:40] I've met real deal autistic people I've worked with there's sweetheart sleep tisma

[01:15:44] Dude, they're sweet then there a lot of those neuro atypical guys like that

[01:15:48] You know those communities or whatever you read the forms and they kind of like retcon

[01:15:52] Like famous historical figures being like oh, yeah, he used retarder for sure

[01:15:56] Jackson

[01:15:58] Was autistic it was like

[01:16:06] Stonewall Jackson, but it's the pride Stonewall and he's like who's ready to go to war?

[01:16:10] Who wants to have a war

[01:16:14] God, I can't wait to make slavery continue

[01:16:20] So I can fuck the okay

[01:16:23] That was good. Yeah, all right

[01:16:25] gay stonewall

[01:16:27] So how about Stonewall blackson and he's like, oh, yeah, don't ask me my son

[01:16:31] They'll hit me with no goddamn can of shit. Don't stand right here. No, he's not black. He is a black son

[01:16:43] Spent the summer

[01:16:45] Got a little bit of it. It's a tan on it

[01:16:50] You know, why would we go through your family now?

[01:16:53] What's it matter what he looks like on the general?

[01:17:00] That's why I got killed by friendly fire dude

[01:17:03] What was the confederate? It was like someone

[01:17:09] What would what would blackstone wall Jackson be?

[01:17:13] This is the one I'd end up in the anime

[01:17:15] Next cell phone wall Jackson

[01:17:18] Cricket phone wall Jackson

[01:17:20] Hey

[01:17:22] When you went man, yeah, we had Appomattox

[01:17:26] Did you ever do either of you guys ever watch anime? No, I watch a lot of fuck with the hell was that

[01:17:31] Goddamn it. I can't think it was when they traveled back in time

[01:17:34] It was probably a bunch of them. Yeah, probably wishbone

[01:17:39] Oh, I thought anime meant gay

[01:17:41] Children's aren't

[01:17:44] Oh, it has to be Japanese. Oh, okay. I'll think of it remember. It was it was pretty good. I like okay

[01:17:49] But yeah, I kind of liked it and then I just you know, I don't know you realize what comes with it

[01:17:53] You're like oh, this is kind of fun

[01:17:54] But then they just can't become my personality

[01:17:56] Well, that was now my thing is if I'm if I'm drinking and I feel like I might have a hangover

[01:18:01] And I want to avoid the hangover

[01:18:02] I would I had a practice where I'd get super high. I'd eat like edibles and then watch anime until I passed out

[01:18:07] Yeah, that's like a void hangover that way. Oh, okay

[01:18:11] So that's how I kind of got into it

[01:18:13] And I watched that one show on time travel and I'd wake up high and be like

[01:18:16] Which timeline am I?

[01:18:18] Do you still smoke a lot?

[01:18:20] I have paid I've like wait so go in and out. Yeah, so it's like I won't for a while then I'm like goppledibles right now

[01:18:26] Definitely in an active period. Mm-hmm, but yeah, I'm definitely working on a whole system of uh

[01:18:31] Anxiety descents is a de-sensitization from just getting super high and being like oh

[01:18:37] Crazy now everyone's doing like ketamine therapy

[01:18:39] Or microdosing like normal people are doing ketamine therapy. That's surprising me. Yeah, I'm like weird about ketamine

[01:18:45] So I'm going to the gym first

[01:18:48] Right go for a fucking walk someone hit me up in there like I always talk shit on ketamine some guys like no

[01:18:53] I did it for depression. So yeah, I've heard good things

[01:18:57] Dude, I've seen people doing it and it just does not look good, but it also depends on yeah who you're getting your opinions from

[01:19:02] Better be us a ketamine dude. I'm that Chinese shit. God bless you. I think yeah, it's horse tranquilizer

[01:19:08] Yeah, yeah, it's dissociative. Yeah, but yeah, that's it's just a little

[01:19:13] That's just a little horse

[01:19:14] I was talking to my friend. She was like yeah

[01:19:16] I went and got like ketamine therapy and I assumed it was like microdosing and she's like no they give you a fuck. Oh my god

[01:19:23] Cable yeah, dude like she's like yeah

[01:19:25] I thought the first time I thought I was dying and I was like gonna have to explain to my son that I was gonna be dead

[01:19:29] What or whatever and I was like what the fuck and she was like but the second one was great

[01:19:33] Yeah, I don't know about that. They give you an IV. Yeah, man

[01:19:38] That's how they do it. They could do it intramuscularly, but it's way quicker just to kind of fool hit you in the arm with it

[01:19:43] You just go into a fucking K hole dude. Yeah, I've where are these centers? Are they like open right now?

[01:19:49] New York City's got plenty of that shit. New York City has like like

[01:19:52] I would not be surprised if rich people don't have like a fucking eternal sunshine like facility somewhere right right, you know

[01:19:59] like or

[01:20:01] What is that movie vanilla sky? Yeah, yeah try to start one here. Yeah, something like that. Yeah

[01:20:07] You can probably actually like that's like pressure like by like the services from that movie the game in New York

[01:20:14] Somehow there's all these places that are like youth centers and you just go and they're like yeah, I'm like I'm

[01:20:20] I'm shitty and then they're like oh here's a bunch of like steroids and hgh

[01:20:26] And they'll like prescribe you like you can just get like yeah

[01:20:29] You can just get prescription fucking like yeah try an H. H Jesus

[01:20:33] I know like I met a guy is just a doctor and like like I want you to go to the gym with him

[01:20:37] And he's like just like a doctor. This isn't some fucking like media

[01:20:41] I mean, I guess he's a media, but he is also a doctor

[01:20:43] He's just like prescribing everyone fucking like not the actual testosterone

[01:20:47] Because you just buy that in a line, but like cloned which like makes your balls not shrink when you cycle off

[01:20:52] So what does it do instead of that though? What cloned?

[01:20:55] Yeah, if it doesn't make your ball shrink like what's the other side effect that because there's always some other thing

[01:20:59] There's always some

[01:21:00] Yeah, yeah

[01:21:01] Well if you're like on testosterone and you like cycle off and you just like stop taking it or like fuck your body up

[01:21:06] So I think your cloned helps like regularly. I don't know. I mean, there's some other bad effect that's coming from that though

[01:21:11] I'm real into more just like mushrooms weed

[01:21:14] Yeah

[01:21:16] Some clean acid if anyone's out there

[01:21:18] Yeah

[01:21:20] I think that's it's all that's what I think that's going to be the next wave was

[01:21:22] The S. S. S. R. Yeah, the S. S. R. I stuff hasn't been backed up by real medical evidence. Oh, really?

[01:21:29] No, the evidence is scant. I don't know. Have you ever done too many psychedelics?

[01:21:32] So and you're like I need to fucking take a chill pill from those you ever dig too much and you're like

[01:21:36] Oh, yeah, I'm like I think I'm done with the psychedelics for a while. I'm like I'm good for it

[01:21:41] I got some shit. That's a cool thing you take on me. You're not like, you know, you're all right

[01:21:44] I'm cool on these for a while. Yeah, you know, I like do everything you're gonna smoke yourself for tartan

[01:21:49] This is no it's doing it's a thing. It's propaganda. It's racist propaganda. Is it? Yeah, dude

[01:21:54] Good. I hope so because I don't want to stop smoking. Keep telling myself. I'm like, you're not gonna

[01:21:58] Maybe I should stop smoking. What if it's affecting me and I'm like, but I don't want to

[01:22:03] Then again, I just literally had a concussion and uh, oh you did working. Yeah, how long ago

[01:22:10] Everybody's getting concussions. Yeah, you skipped defensive driving class gotten a nice

[01:22:14] Someone someone fucking ran stop signing cracked me. Have you had a concussion? Yeah, probably

[01:22:20] Have you had a concussion? I don't think so. I remember going to the hospital me either

[01:22:23] Because it fucks you up. I've been knocked out like just like knocked the fuck out and then like like just been real like sleepy and weird

[01:22:31] Okay, so yes, you had a concussion

[01:22:34] Damn. Yeah, I never had one diagnosed same, but yeah, I played football my whole

[01:22:38] Yeah, you get knocked out and you're like don't know where you are how you got to the place you're at and like you're just like kind of

[01:22:43] Yeah, just sleepy and out of it. Yeah, I've been concussed. I guess yeah

[01:22:47] They slip under the radar lock because I was just like him. I got out of that like unscathed and then like I just didn't sleep for three days

[01:22:54] Yeah

[01:22:57] Yeah

[01:23:01] I can't wait to kill my family both

[01:23:04] Yeah

[01:23:11] June 25th is at the anniversary of Benoit never forget dude. Yeah, I know it's in it's like June or July because every year

[01:23:19] I was hot it's gonna be a hot summer in the

[01:23:22] Up tick in like Benoit references in the last like year

[01:23:26] Yeah, because it used to be this thing I would forget about and then every summer I remember and I'd be like oh

[01:23:30] Yeah

[01:23:33] And it would just like saw somebody with a sign at a wwe thing that was like bring back Benoit

[01:23:42] Yeah, no, it's kind of ruined because people make Chris Ben wajokes all year long and it's like yeah

[01:23:47] It's like you know like people like christmas. Why can't we have christmas all the time?

[01:23:51] We could save it for this summer. Of course you should save people don't have any yeah June 24th

[01:23:55] 2007 it should be like that uh Justin Timberlake meme when it's May

[01:24:01] It should been wah every June

[01:24:04] Mm-hmm. It should be bad. Yeah, someone does it bit. Come on man. Nothing is

[01:24:08] Attacked dude. Yeah, that's my

[01:24:11] You go to the store

[01:24:14] Not even Thanksgiving

[01:24:16] Yeah, all the targets Benoit merchandise that they have to get rid of like hey africa

[01:24:20] Do you want a bunch of Chris Benoit gay stuff?

[01:24:22] It's a rainbow flag chokeslamming a seven-year-old son

[01:24:30] Please give us anything any type of help you can provide to Africa

[01:24:35] That'd be nice to have that's why they got into it

[01:24:37] Yeah, we kept sending them Ben Washa and then they were like we got to solve concussions for them. They don't understand it. That's how it started

[01:24:45] That's true. You think Benoit culture spread throughout Africa? Yeah, I have to stop this rabbit Wolverine went through

[01:24:51] Yeah, we got put an end to this America doesn't know shit

[01:24:55] I was just wondering what they did before they knew all this stuff

[01:24:57] Like there was a Ben. Wow. It's probably a Ben. Wow like in every village dude. I told you about my fucking grandpa

[01:25:03] What I mean like someone CTE

[01:25:06] Yeah growing up. I mean even just like they shouldn't have a name for it. There's somebody who lost it

[01:25:10] That's what they called it. Yeah, I told you my grandpa had CTE like he got it

[01:25:14] He played a no name

[01:25:16] Cracked his fucking skull in a game and then he his career ended and then they just told me that recently my family

[01:25:23] But before that every story about him was him just fighting people. Yeah, I'm like freaking out

[01:25:28] The way he died

[01:25:29] Was he woke up from heart surgery on the operating table and freaked out and tried to fight all the doctors

[01:25:36] Whoa, that is the coolest thing I've ever heard

[01:25:39] Yeah, he was a monster too. Yeah, they probably probably probably snipped on them. I hit his a order

[01:25:44] Like

[01:25:47] Tried to fight us

[01:25:48] Yeah, every story was him just attacking people

[01:25:52] That's what and then someone showed me a newspaper clipping with from like the 30s where they're like, yeah, he's out this week because of a head injury

[01:25:58] It's like dude if they're sitting you out in 1930 because of a head injury

[01:26:02] Serious injury. Yeah, yeah, everyone else in the team has like radiation sickness

[01:26:07] I'm like, yeah, I'm letting good old uncle sam do experiments on me

[01:26:10] I'm helping out the government. No, they're not paying me. I'm helping

[01:26:17] Out there blasting me with fucking

[01:26:21] 700 grams ionizing radiation every morning. We got to play for do this week. Yeah, my skin's all burned off

[01:26:27] But it's good. They say it's good for you. You know that's found out that he's got this thing in shoe stores called pedoscopes

[01:26:33] It's just like a constantly on x-ray machine so you can put your children's legs in to see how the shoes fit

[01:26:39] Oh, so people who are doing shoe stores in the 30s were just constantly being exposed to massive doses of radiation

[01:26:45] They couldn't just take the kids word for it, but yeah, they don't fit. They're like put it. They couldn't put the fucking

[01:26:50] Some on the fucking end of the shoe

[01:26:52] Yeah, no, they just had that yeah

[01:26:54] Just and like even in the 30s like the fucking government and oversight like groups were like don't do that good for that salesman

[01:27:02] Whoever got that fucking product and all those goddamn stores great grandfather of the asbestos salesman. Yeah

[01:27:07] Yeah

[01:27:10] I love you go to the American history museum or you just like look at like pictures of like old like

[01:27:16] I think would like most is most symbolic of like that era was is like old desk fans

[01:27:22] Were they only had like three wires on it and then it's like yeah

[01:27:25] Just don't stick your fingers in there because it'll cut your fingers off

[01:27:29] And then at a certain point they're like well, we can't trust people so

[01:27:31] Yeah, if you want like it's like hey, you can let these machines kill you if you want yeah, you know

[01:27:38] Enough people had their fingers cut off. Yeah, we didn't use to need use in Asia now

[01:27:42] We need it because everything's been protected, you know

[01:27:45] Yeah, I'm like I can't just accidentally die anymore. Can you please kill me? Yeah sticking their finger in that fan just to get out of work

[01:27:52] Get out of work pass right there every day

[01:27:55] Anything that's like they're just like yeah that works and sticks around. It's just not safe

[01:27:59] Like the fucking trucks the mailman derived they're like yeah, no seat

[01:28:09] What how many mailmen have just spilled out

[01:28:15] Finest we probably lost you to slipping out the door. Oh wait, I guess it'd be a left

[01:28:18] I'm on the right side. Yeah, we've lost a lot of our finest dude just rolling down that thing just the boys in bloom and that truck just crashes in a bunch of kids that play

[01:28:36] Yeah, I was at the uh trans museum in New York reading about the uh how they built like the like one of the tunnels I guess for the trains

[01:28:42] Yeah

[01:28:47] Yeah

[01:28:53] It's a giant bathroom that no one's allowed to use

[01:28:59] You're hanging from the ceiling like the blue whale

[01:29:02] Just like oh man, they're huge but they um

[01:29:06] Like they would have to pressurize the tunnels and they had to basically this big like steel sleeve that they would like dig out

[01:29:12] Some of the ground and then push it forward

[01:29:14] This big steel sleeve to build the tunnels like I think it's river

[01:29:18] So that like the the sleeve would span like the entire circumference of like the front of the tunnel

[01:29:23] They would dig out all the shit and then push the sleeve forward

[01:29:27] Yeah boring too

[01:29:28] But occasionally you'd hit a pocket where there would be like like air in the ground

[01:29:33] And the guys who were at the front of the tunnel had the most dangerous job because if you hit one of those things it like just sucks

[01:29:38] All the pressure out of it's being like sucked out of an airlock what?

[01:29:43] There was a guy that was like sucked through the fucking well

[01:29:46] And then shot up a hundred feet in the air

[01:29:48] What in the east river falls back into the water and they're like go back to work shames

[01:29:54] Like set them back down into the fucking tunnel. Yeah

[01:29:58] Yeah

[01:29:59] Yeah, you had to go back to work

[01:30:01] And then like they have like a list of like what the wages were and it's like you got paid like half a penny a day

[01:30:06] And with that you could buy like a beer

[01:30:09] What the fuck yeah

[01:30:11] Yeah, it's sick now the Queensborough bridge

[01:30:13] I was like looking at it or something

[01:30:15] And it's like like they list like the nine guys that died making that shitty bridge

[01:30:22] Honestly, that's a pretty good deal. You get a name on a bridge. Yeah. No, no, I think it just said nine people

[01:30:29] Nine dudes that yeah nine dudes died on this bridge

[01:30:31] Yeah

[01:30:32] It's like you think like 3000 people died in 9-11, but like how many people died just building New York City

[01:30:38] Oh, dude a ton right yeah ton

[01:30:40] Yeah falling off of scaffolds and those iB's and shit

[01:30:43] Yeah, there's like rivet crews that were like just throwing

[01:30:47] 3,000 degree pieces of metal at each other with like no safety harness

[01:30:51] Yeah, man. Yeah, I used to work with guys like that

[01:30:54] I'm gonna become one of the middle-aged guys that like idolizes guys like that gets mad at children

[01:30:58] They're like that's how they used to be. You know, I'm a soft-headed faggot myself also

[01:31:06] So you can tell from my harley dave it's ensured that I would have been one of those guys

[01:31:10] I've been given the opportunity to every old dude gets gay and they also start being like I love the military

[01:31:15] I would have served I can't wait my flights delayed so I can shake people's hands in the airport

[01:31:22] More than to shake the hands of

[01:31:26] Coming through

[01:31:28] I wiped the panera out of my mustache so I could suck your cock

[01:31:32] While I wait to complain to this united this man is a veteran. Where's his seat ma'am?

[01:31:39] It's awkward to do ever talk to one of those guys like I did

[01:31:41] I think it's bringing a couple of lift drivers who had been like

[01:31:44] They were soldiers overseas and like you start getting into like the reasons they were over there and the money interest those dudes go

[01:31:50] I love to bring out. I love to bring up call of duty to those guys

[01:31:53] I called in this kill streak on fucking whatever that

[01:32:00] Was so sick. Do you ever use one of those for real? Anyways, yeah, no, I'm really good to game

[01:32:05] Yeah, it was hell dude. Yeah, then I respawned and I came

[01:32:09] They're like yeah, I was in actually Fallujah too and one of my friends and you're like shut up

[01:32:15] God

[01:32:17] Talk about video games. You were true, J. Now you like it. I was a troop. I don't support this

[01:32:29] Wait for a flight you still wear the costume. Yeah

[01:32:33] Costing to give you

[01:32:38] Do you keep them nice do you keep the boots nice?

[01:32:41] No boots are gone now, but I did steal Val a couple times. Yeah, they got to they were worn out. You got a real list

[01:32:46] I got new shoes. Yeah

[01:32:49] Damn, that sucks your boots. That's so funny that you can just like go to West Point and be like, no, I'm good

[01:32:55] You can't get listed right right you go to West Point and be like, no, I'm good and every single person there's like, come on, man

[01:33:02] Don't quit please

[01:33:04] I don't want to quit. They wanted you to stay

[01:33:06] Yeah, immediately I was getting yelled at by these drill sergeants because I was just taking a shower

[01:33:12] Like after hours. I just got up and I was like, I'm like in the shower. This sucks

[01:33:15] And they're like, what the fuck are you doing out here? Like they started screaming and they're like, do you even want to be here?

[01:33:20] And I was like, no, I'm definitely gonna quit. Yeah, and they immediately like, ah, man, come on

[01:33:25] It's not that bad. I was one of us the other day like why do they think they have to like scream it?

[01:33:30] Why can't they speak? All right, here's weapons. We're gonna train you guys how to use them

[01:33:32] We're gonna make sure you train and get in good shape. Why do they have to be supposed to adjust?

[01:33:37] People adjusted to having like PTSD immediately

[01:33:40] Yeah, really yeah

[01:33:41] I mean, that's the whole reason they're screaming at you and putting you in a high-stress situation is because that's what warfare is gonna be

[01:33:47] Well, it's also like you just put you in boot camp and they demoralize you to the point where you're not an individual anymore

[01:33:52] You're only like well, you're not Chinese you're a weapon

[01:33:55] Yeah, they can't make you can't I guess that's why you just can't have a bunch of chill-ass

[01:33:59] Rose waging warfare

[01:34:01] You have a hierarchy of fucking like people to know who you listen to and like know who you take your orders from like because in a moment

[01:34:06] Like you have to know that you're the absolute person who's gonna give those orders

[01:34:10] Because then in that situation you have to come up with something. I guess there's no time for like you have to know where to look

[01:34:15] There's no time to talk to actually here's what I'm thinking

[01:34:19] Wait, did you ever consider the military all the time? Yeah, anytime I see a 20g signing bonus

[01:34:24] I'm like I could do it and then I get like three minutes into the fantasy and I think about someone yelling at me

[01:34:31] That never scared me away was the idea of having to do something for more than six months

[01:34:35] Yeah, you know, yeah, so since I don't have any tattoos or yeah any real opinions actually

[01:34:43] No, that's true. Yeah, as soon as someone starts yelling at you. You're just like yeah

[01:34:47] That's my thing. I can just leave I can just leave yeah, I had a friend that was a he was like

[01:34:52] Like a artillery captain or whatever

[01:34:55] There's like a friend in the friend we were like hanging out and go drinking and stuff

[01:34:57] And I was it like when I was like 23

[01:34:59] I didn't know what I was gonna do and like my money was like fucked up and like comedy was kind of just like whatever and

[01:35:04] And I was like I was singing about enlisting and he's like no. Yeah, he's like absolutely not that would turn into a forward hood situation almost immediately

[01:35:13] He was like I'm telling you right now you would do terrible in the military. Yeah, she gave me the talk

[01:35:19] Universal soldier dude. Yeah, that was like I could have been a Navy SEAL. Yeah, I was like trust me

[01:35:24] Everyone thinks that because they saw American sniper, but I think just in American

[01:35:29] Yeah, that's zero-door 30 because I've also dedicated my life towards like not having an alarm clock

[01:35:36] That's what middle-aged this is middle-aged guys are is like they also have the delusion that they could have done it

[01:35:40] But they don't have anyone in their life anymore to be like no you can yeah, yeah

[01:35:44] Because it's like of course you can it would just be cruel to tell that man that like no he was destined to sell computer parts

[01:35:50] That he didn't understand

[01:35:52] You could have been a fucking seal but you know you made the ultimate old you've been a fucking loser your entire life

[01:35:58] You will continue to be a loser

[01:36:00] You have nothing more than your like model train forums, you know shaking people's hands at the air full tough thought man

[01:36:06] when you start thinking about like

[01:36:08] The inevitability of how many people just die utterly mentally wrecked and just like it never worked out

[01:36:13] Yeah, well it's because they never learned a like for people other than themselves

[01:36:17] Which is like a necessary transition you have to like understand that you're like

[01:36:21] Part of an ongoing process of like humanity there's people that came before you that died or what Matt's got two dogs

[01:36:27] He doesn't live for himself. He's got two dogs to live. No hurt that

[01:36:31] I'm hearing that man. You are going to process people get too hung up on themselves is the worst thing in the world

[01:36:36] I'm just dude put me right I always said you bury me just put me in a burlap sack and kick me in a hole

[01:36:40] Dude, let me disintegrate. That's weird to put people in a fucking

[01:36:43] He was a thing is like people won't even care enough to do that. They'll have a regular funeral for you

[01:36:47] No one will care about your stupid burlap sack

[01:36:49] He wanted some fancy burlap sack thing to prove

[01:36:54] No, no, no, that's actually was a regular guy and we don't give a shit enough. So here's your suit

[01:36:59] Here's your casket. I don't want the ground in two years served and they told the flag on

[01:37:06] Garnish your bones get your supposed to just kind of like break down back into the dirt

[01:37:10] How about a make a wish kid that was sorry?

[01:37:14] Once to simulate the murder of a psalm have been like that's a great one

[01:37:17] I

[01:37:24] I'm going to hide behind my wife

[01:37:31] They're like well, we did it for bad kids. Oh

[01:37:35] That's how we got Osama. I like touched his heart. He was like I guess I'll show up and do this

[01:37:39] Is your dog

[01:37:50] Although he said sorry like sorry I have to say

[01:37:57] The bones

[01:37:59] I'm stuck on that kid they skimped and they were just like you know what fuck it. We'll just dump him at sea

[01:38:11] You said any wish

[01:38:17] I'd love to have a son just so I could write to the make a wish foundation with my left hand and be like I really want my dad

[01:38:23] To fuck Allison breed

[01:38:25] They're like it's what he wants. I'm what I'm gonna deny my son that

[01:38:35] There's a

[01:38:37] sock company that's apparently like using their retarded son is like the yeah, I saw that yeah this down

[01:38:43] This guy has come up with it's about time he pulled his way damn poor down to your boy thinks he invented socks

[01:38:48] They're using him as like the like the mascot. Yeah, they're just fucking killing it all damn

[01:38:55] Yeah, so there's there's money to be made

[01:38:58] Parted business retarded industries about to be like easily three billion. Yeah

[01:39:02] Yeah, that's how Boeing can make up for killing all those people with those faulty jets are like um

[01:39:07] We want to show you the guy that designed the plane

[01:39:11] Still want to be mean about him now about safety features

[01:39:15] I did my best I tried to make the best plan I could

[01:39:22] I'm sorry. My best wasn't good enough for you

[01:39:26] And a bunch of Indonesian people have to apologize

[01:39:30] The government of Jakarta is we did not know it was that a good guy

[01:39:34] Yeah, it's a good fail save any historical fucking catastrophe just like those are target

[01:39:48] We didn't want to take all the credit for this, but that was actually it's like European history from like 1320 until 1880

[01:39:55] Look, we didn't want to shrug ourselves off. Let me put retarded guys in charge

[01:39:58] Yeah

[01:40:03] Yeah, well that probably does it right. Yeah, oh, yeah, we're way over. Yeah. Yeah, okay, okay

[01:40:10] Yeah, I got a piss our 40. That's perfect. Thank you guys. Yeah, of course, man. Thank you. Sorry to Adam

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