Cum Town | Regular | 07/04/2019
[00:00:02] Were we getting going here conch conch pussy pussy
[00:00:28] Within a year's time at least one of your unanswered prayers will be answered and some of your forgotten dreams will be realized
[00:00:36] You may feel since we even see at least once a bright white light
[00:00:52] Hmm so somebody's got a crush on sounds like good news
[00:01:04] Oh my god damn dude. Yeah, you're about to get
[00:01:08] I thought you're about to get John Lennon dude. Yeah, I just I before you do it
[00:01:14] Just let me know what that part in Spanish was because it's driving me insane
[00:01:17] It's gonna be like that guy and before you say it was French. He starts off in French switches to Spanish and then goes back to French
[00:01:24] Yeah, he's throwing you off the scent dude. Yeah, what's the scent? He's a master. Oh shit really?
[00:01:30] It's a he's a scratch and sniff my penis sticker. Yeah, dude. You're um
[00:01:35] That it your dreams are gonna kill you. Yeah, probably
[00:01:41] Didn't the guy who killed Lennon have he had a crush? No, he had a copy of Catcher in the Rye. Yeah
[00:01:47] Yeah, oh no the guy that kills people that shot at Reagan was the one who had a crush on yeah
[00:01:52] He had a crush on Jody Foster, but yes, I think that
[00:01:59] David Chapman yeah, uh-huh. Yeah, so this guy this guy's gonna have a copy of the fucking the Don Simpson
[00:02:05] autobiography dude. Yeah, probably a well one copy of that one. Yeah, he's just gonna
[00:02:12] Lennon for saying that the Beatles are bigger than Jesus. Mm-hmm. That was Christian terrorism
[00:02:18] Interesting. We ever talk well. We've never blasphemed God in any way shape or form. I stopped scared. Huh?
[00:02:26] It was it's fucking annoying that like I'm the one that has to be murdered even though I do like probably
[00:02:32] 70% of the jokes on the show. Yeah, well, that's why you're gonna get murdered you put it out there
[00:02:37] Paul McCartney is better than John Lennon
[00:02:40] John Lennon was like the guy no, he's just like a fucking weird guy that said weird things
[00:02:48] Was but at the time who's the most popular that's true. So there you go
[00:02:52] That's what you get for being good. I'm not the most popular. Yeah, you are who's the most popular from the show most popular
[00:02:58] From the show you're the most popular most popular
[00:03:00] No, I'm just the you're listening man. You're gonna. I'm the conductor
[00:03:06] Stop tells me what to say. He's actually I write all of Nick's jokes. He's the one that's I'm just some stew
[00:03:13] No, nice try murder some nice try for years. I've been establishing myself as a fat dumb one with a snout
[00:03:20] Will save way of all Adam's definitely safe that we can agree. Yeah
[00:03:24] No, no one will forget that he was on the podcast. Yeah within within hours of your death
[00:03:33] The second your dancing now is just Adam's Twitter followers just drop precipitously
[00:03:41] Yeah, I've been saying it's like what the dream is for me to kill a bunch of the fans you have to now that would be great
[00:03:47] They've started it such a reversal would be no one sees that coming no right imagine a Pantera concert
[00:03:53] It's 2003. Uh-huh and then that guy is like I'm gonna kill dime bag
[00:03:58] But he's walking to the stage and before he can fucking Phil Anselmo pulls out at a R15 aka 47
[00:04:09] Did I only made the show popular so I could gather a bunch of people like me in one place and kill all that like kind of
[00:04:14] It's killing myself. It would be enough. Yeah, I need to kill 900 versions of myself. Yeah, huh?
[00:04:19] That would be cool. Yeah, you don't cut off the head of the snake
[00:04:22] No, they'll just throw a new head. They'll grow a new head. You kill a body
[00:04:28] And the head stays floating in a little fucking tank the head is to be appreciated
[00:04:38] It does it is cool the tongue is cool the work tongue the rest of the snake is bullshit. It is completely
[00:04:44] It just squeezes things. It's a little arm
[00:04:46] It's like one of the shape of a pig that it happens to eat
[00:04:49] The thing that's cool it is cool that you can see what it ate. Uh-huh
[00:04:54] We want you fucking cool when that is cool that snakes do that it is I fuck that
[00:05:00] You're like your snake wife comes home and you're like she's like we're a view bin
[00:05:04] And he's like I just had a pig with Mike and Eric. Yeah, well, we're I can see that there's not a pig
[00:05:18] I don't know it's around the corner. Let me do what I'm following it. I'll stay here with me
[00:05:25] Do snakes fuck how do they fuck they have Cox they like kind of twist around each other
[00:05:31] Damn, I've never seen a snake's penis. I've looked up snakes sex before do they have Cox and Pussies or do they lay eggs? Oh
[00:05:39] Oh, yeah, how do they fertilize the eggs? They twist around each other put their does do snake
[00:05:49] Do snake women just throw up little eggs and do snake guys fuck the eggs? No, I think they should be eggs out
[00:05:56] Do birds have like sex or do they just yeah fertilize the eggs like fish
[00:06:02] Birds do have Cox. That's true. Okay. What does a snake's penis look like?
[00:06:09] Now I'm very curious. This is snake sex. Okay, let's look. Let's pull it up
[00:06:14] Hurry up, but I don't know where the penis is dead. Okay, right? Yeah, so right here. Okay, I
[00:06:21] Guess is that that's that's the sex part. Oh, so it opens up from your scales
[00:06:26] You have a little cock. You have cock cock armor. Yeah, I guess that would be awesome. Hmm. I
[00:06:38] No, man, that would be cool to have a fucking have armor protecting your cock and when you're horny, it's like
[00:06:47] Anyway, you're good. You're I think you're gonna survive man. I think it's just an online Internet thing to get people scared
[00:06:55] That with the voicemail, mm-hmm. Yeah, like a slim white man kind of I think it's slender man for adults
[00:07:02] I please don't buy me this pretty cool. This should be a spooky voicemail podcast. Oh, yeah
[00:07:09] You're listening to the spooky voicemail podcast
[00:07:11] Then we're playing this one from a Chinese company that says they're gonna sue me if I don't give my them my social security
[00:07:25] Will has to open my bit or has to look at my business. I've never gotten a voicemail like that before
[00:07:32] Interesting, that's the first time I've gotten like a yeah that one you can't really tell if it's a pre-recorded voicemail or some guy
[00:07:38] I will say he's got a sweet voice. Yeah, he's got a really small
[00:07:42] I mean, that's the kind of voice that like, you know, they cast in a movie as a guy that kills me
[00:07:50] Because it sounds like he's trying to be loving but he's a psycho. Yeah, and it's scary
[00:07:54] Uh-huh. Well, the good news is now people that want attention know to just leave you a voicemail. Oh, yeah
[00:08:05] Damn, how would you want to die if you're if you were assassinated? Oh if I was assassinated
[00:08:10] I would want to do the assassinating if I were to die. No, man. That's what Nick just said
[00:08:16] No, no, no, but I would like kill like, you know Mitch McConnell or something you want to go out
[00:08:21] Yeah for the cause in a political act interesting not me. I would kill Baron Trump
[00:08:33] Yeah, I think I would want I think JFK did as far as assassinations go that is pretty cool
[00:08:40] You shake it splattered everywhere. Yeah, that didn't happen right away though. They shot him in the neck first
[00:08:45] Yeah, really? Yeah, and then he was like something's wrong. Oh
[00:08:48] Oh boy. Oh, we got shot. I friggin neck her cuz you seem like grab his neck. Oh, that sucks
[00:08:55] No, I want to go out instantly. Yeah, what's her name like?
[00:09:02] Mm-hmm, and then you get that picture of Jackie's like crawling out of this car
[00:09:07] Cuz you're a dumper. She's got a fat ace. Yeah, that's what that's what everyone thought about her. Yeah
[00:09:20] Ladies and gentlemen, we need to talk about everybody talks about frame 262 of the Zapruta film
[00:09:26] But I would like to draw your attention to frames 134 through 138
[00:09:34] 134 Jackie's begins exiting the vehicle 135 Augusta wean blows her dress
[00:09:41] Up towards her with us 136 the pussy and ass
[00:09:50] 137 fully exposed 138 we can see in two the first ladies vagina
[00:10:08] Want you to look at this and do not forget your fallen king's wives pussy
[00:10:16] Like are you still thank you, that's very nice. Does this have to do with the case
[00:10:26] Yeah, it said fucking scene from JFK. Yeah, they call them a king. Yeah, Kevin Costner Kevin Costner
[00:10:31] He's like do not forget your fallen king. That's fucking that is fucking yeah, it's so long. It's long
[00:10:38] It's a good movie, but like you know, I mean enough people have pointed out that it's like
[00:10:43] It's just so funny. Yeah, it'd be like if you made like a masterpiece about how Israel did 9-11
[00:10:51] Just like a fucking affair and balanced approach
[00:10:54] That's a great dramatic film about like even even like the minimal amount like Donald Sutherland is in JFK is great
[00:11:01] Mm-hmm. I yeah, I'd love that movie. You gotta see
[00:11:09] You can't beat off to his ass. I didn't but I did beat off to the girl another reason that he should die
[00:11:15] No, I shouldn't first of all. I've never beat off the Donald's
[00:11:18] Listen jazz stops out here second masturbating Donald Sutherland's ass don't try and get me killed because he's moved so far away from God
[00:11:26] I know and is so unappreciate. You know what? Okay. I don't listen. Mr. Jigsaw
[00:11:33] Stop is the fact by the way if you're trying to hurt Nick
[00:11:36] He does not care about me. So hurting me will not do him any
[00:11:41] About him deeply he doesn't care about me at all. He only cares about himself. That's not right
[00:11:48] I don't care about myself by harming myself. And as a result it seems like my care for other people doesn't exist when really it's just muted because
[00:11:56] I he's trying not to die. I'm not trying. He's trying to slither out of this execution
[00:12:00] I'm not trying and you must kill in fact
[00:12:02] I would honestly enjoy being placed into some sort of saw can be lying because I'm an earnest fan of franchise movies
[00:12:10] Which is another thing about me that the stop doesn't appreciate I have seen all of the fast and furious movies
[00:12:15] I've seen all of the saw movies and I I enjoy all of them
[00:12:19] I enjoy a good plot like the rest of the guys
[00:12:22] Yes, and if anyone is wondering why I was so quickly in fact to push it up in fact
[00:12:28] If wow see that doesn't even care about his friend. I don't care about his story. Yes
[00:12:33] I don't know the story. I care about my friends, but there's stories. No, he does himself
[00:12:37] That's not what caring about people is that is part of what you're no you're just talking about etiquette. I'm just saying
[00:12:43] Remember how you ate all of Adam's medicine on the road because you got hungry
[00:12:47] Yeah, but it looked it was pink and it looked tasty. He needed that it looked bubble gum flavor
[00:12:52] So his penis wouldn't turn back into a vagina at midnight
[00:12:55] And you ate all of his medicine. Yeah, but it was really tasty in my penis
[00:12:59] I grew x3 3 extra inches or what did I do? I didn't need the medicine
[00:13:02] I just laughed at his vagina as a friend would because it's you only care about the superficial look the point is Joe
[00:13:17] Anyway, I hope Joe doesn't kill you even though you told me to I want to be I want to be killed by a femme fatale
[00:13:26] I had a joke that I was gonna say but now I'm kind of on the spot moved over. It's moved on. I was gonna
[00:13:35] So nothing I want let me say how I'd like to be killed while a woman fucks me like a long
[00:13:41] A tall blonde Russian lady who's been wearing a black wig
[00:13:45] And it's wearing red lipstick. Yeah, you know that style of execution her lipstick was she
[00:13:52] Pused me pussy first. Oh, that'd be cool. I want yeah, I want to die in the yee in the pussy cheeks. It's strangled between her thighs
[00:13:59] Yeah, that would be awesome. I've been lucky thus far that I've only had to deal with female schizophrenia
[00:14:08] Yeah, it's just like unstable women like
[00:14:12] You know they think you're they think you're destroying their life. They're like I love you
[00:14:16] We can fix this right. Please stop sending people to my house
[00:14:24] If anyone's wondering why my book my friend Nick came out a week after your murder
[00:14:39] Adam on Anderson Cooper a lot of people think that when they think of right they think of the sexy stuff the fan
[00:14:48] They can't wait to have sexual fantasies about being raped in the dressing room at Macy's
[00:14:56] Yeah, actually we've ma'am the camera. We've turned the cameras off for four hours. Yeah, sorry
[00:15:01] I keep talking about we've already fine. I'm not even an issue. Do some yeah, I'm a janitor with gray hair. I'm a different guy
[00:15:11] Man I will say Anderson Cooper the gray hair is cute. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, it's all in pepper daddy. His mom's hot, too
[00:15:21] Yeah, she's a fashion designer. Yeah, she's hot. I'd like to have sex. Well, she's wearing slam-derson Cooper Mm-hmm slam-derson
[00:15:28] Mm-hmm. Yeah, that guy that guy's gonna live forever
[00:15:32] He's one of those gays that's gonna live till like 150 they yep, and his penis is gonna work the entire the whole time
[00:15:39] Yeah, good shape sleeps in you know like the barbers all containers. They keep combs in yeah, yeah sleep some one of those
[00:15:53] Fresh come ectopla. It's you know it is it stem cells. How about rectoplasm? Okay, and it's come from a ghost ass
[00:16:04] Yes, so it's another ghost has fucked the ghost in the ass and came in it
[00:16:08] Or it doesn't come out of his ass the style of ghost yeah
[00:16:11] How about they go into like an old hotel and they're like there's a ghost on floor six and they get up there and it's
[00:16:16] Slimer, but he's just sucking off like a million guys
[00:16:21] Just come all over that sounds so bad. Yeah, they're like oh no, it's slimer
[00:16:26] I wouldn't even mind getting sucked off by slimer because it's not
[00:16:31] It's just like almost using a sex toy. I would say
[00:16:35] Well slimer would have consent, you know, yeah, slimmer would be consent toys don't consent
[00:16:44] Really you consider a rape when you have when you beat off with the flesh light. Yeah, I consider it when I use my hand and dry
[00:16:53] You know how it goes hunters are like if you can hear us flick the lights
[00:16:58] I'm gonna do that, but with consent when I get my dick sucked by a ghost
[00:17:02] That would honestly getting sucked off by slimmer would be cool. His mouth. I was good
[00:17:10] Yeah, I wonder how tight it would feel now. Could you just fuck the back of slimers head?
[00:17:15] I smoked a little bit of weed the other night and felt great. Oh, yeah
[00:17:26] It's only two hours from here should we go we should that's the guy that does all those sweet-ass dragons and big titty lady
[00:17:32] Yeah, yeah fantasy yard. Oh, where's it? That's it. Yeah, I I
[00:17:38] Don't know see what was west here the guy said west, but yeah, I love I love Frank for Zeta
[00:17:44] That's just awesome. I like I wish I was good enough
[00:17:49] You're drawing you know, but I mean I've never had that like I mean
[00:17:53] Like that that level of some people are just artists. Yeah, you know my dad's like that
[00:17:58] my dad can just sit down and draw in pain or whatever yeah, and
[00:18:01] Yeah, I always like cuz I would love to have been that rather than like you could someone that calls things gay
[00:18:09] Yeah, that's true. Well, you could do that with your art. Yeah, but not trust me. It's not so it like I did I remember
[00:18:19] Like I got into like digital painting a couple years ago, and I started recreating
[00:18:24] Like the cover of one of the manor war albums. Hell yeah, dude. Yeah, I just painted that for like
[00:18:33] And it felt great, but it's like it's so much work for me. Yeah, you know, I think it's worth it. Yeah
[00:18:40] Just become a painter dude. Yeah, dude nudes
[00:18:44] No, I mean it is like I don't know drawing and painting and sitting around doing like visual art
[00:18:48] It's like it does click over after like maybe an hour or two where you're
[00:18:55] I mean, I don't know the mechanics of like how you're like
[00:18:58] Consciousness works, but you like click over into a different kind of like attention
[00:19:03] There's more you open up your third eye brother. Well, it's not it's more that there's like more
[00:19:09] It's like there's a direct connection between like what you're visualizing and how your hands moving
[00:19:14] And the more time you spend doing it the more you know, it's like it becomes like
[00:19:18] You're just sort of thinking about what you want to see. Yeah, yeah
[00:19:21] Yeah, that's fucking tight. Yeah, I can never whatever's in my head. It's very hard to get it out
[00:19:28] Yeah, it's interesting because it's kind of like the opposite of writing
[00:19:31] Mm-hmm. So maybe I'm gonna be spending a bunch of time like drawing or whatever and I get into that zone
[00:19:35] And then I try to go back to writing and I'm like the boy went to the dog house
[00:19:43] To write it all I have no other talents
[00:19:45] What's so ever in life pretty mean would you mean other talents? Yeah? I guess are you stand up?
[00:19:57] What what talents do you think you have I keep you stand up, but absolutely nothing else and
[00:20:03] You know, I can suck a pussy. I'm like okay. Nobody's business
[00:20:08] I'm okay like three things and then just like sex with men just kissing men dog shit at everything else
[00:20:14] Yeah, like the entry level of like this is how you do it if you're a beginner. It's like oh the pianos on fire
[00:20:20] Yeah, oh, yeah, I don't know how I try to take guitar lessons. I couldn't do that
[00:20:24] What songs you get down I did the beginning of the godfather the
[00:20:28] Yeah, it's also such a cool song to play on the guitar a bunch of people at like a campfire and stops
[00:20:47] Wow great, and then I also learned how to just play the doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo the beginning of sweet child of mine
[00:20:52] Okay, so really just repetitive like pretty easy to do stuff, and I would just play that kind of shit for hours
[00:21:03] I remember I can tell you learn blackbird first. No, I feel like that's the first finger picking song everyone no fuck blackbird
[00:21:15] No, but like on guitar not the I don't want to sing it anymore. Wow. Wow. Oh even
[00:21:29] Believe me yourself. Yeah, I can only hear the lyrics. I don't know Adam sucking on my heart has dick. I don't remember the rest of it though
[00:21:45] Yeah, it's president. No, I mean the HBO show with G. Mottie. Yeah, I don't know I never want to be president
[00:21:55] Yeah, let me be president. Oh suck your dick
[00:21:58] Yeah, how do you look at Paul Jim I didn't know fucking wig and go. Oh, that's not Paul G. Mottie
[00:22:05] He's just too it'd be like having Gary Busey in a period piece. It's like it's fucking Gary Busey. I know
[00:22:14] Don't write me and when you get raped it's sexy. I don't feel like a victim. I feel like a sexy piece of ass
[00:22:22] But he was fantasizing about and it hurt, but at the same time it was sexual
[00:22:27] But this wasn't sexual it was sexy, but not sexual
[00:22:32] All right, we'll be back with Gary Busey
[00:22:37] Promoting on Anderson George Washington on Showtime my lot take my shoes off in here. I
[00:22:43] Got my my dogs are barking. I walked up two flights of stairs to get to the studio
[00:22:49] We're on the ground for no stairs. There's no sir. There's no stairs. Mr. Busey. Yeah, it was by the dressing rooms here
[00:23:00] On this you rape me in the stairwell an extra dressing room
[00:23:08] Anderson Cooper lies about rape Anderson Cooper calls rape victim a liar
[00:23:14] Like look Gary Busey said I raped him outside of my show. It didn't happen
[00:23:18] Liar Anderson Cooper lies about case love get him cancelled out
[00:23:24] What dare you deny raping somebody who what media?
[00:23:34] Eight times Anderson Cooper lied about rape
[00:23:39] Company that sounds like it was named by a Chinese person. Yeah, it takes up that really sounds like a Chinese company that makes cell phone cases
[00:23:46] Uh-huh, you know fine, right 29. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, they got us bet they do cases in asbestos lining
[00:23:53] Mm-hmm. What is it? It's a girl website. Yeah, it's a girl website
[00:23:56] It's a baby girl website. They got pictures of my cock and shit for girls to get for me to mommy's for sweet mommy girls
[00:24:08] They do they would do like viral vids. They do they would do BuzzFeed style shit guy at all videos
[00:24:13] Guyral videos. I got no way to make a guy a video. Does that just gay pornography? I sure
[00:24:22] Well, we're celebrating the 4th of July God bless America
[00:24:26] There's gonna be a big old Donald Trump's having a parade
[00:24:33] I can't wait till he has like a jacket with like 400 medals on it and shit like that. Uh-huh like a general
[00:24:41] You know he will you know if he when he gets a second term just starts dressing like Michael Jackson
[00:24:47] He is going yes, he's going to recreate Michael Jackson's wardrobe and put it on
[00:24:53] That's what we call him. Have you see those photo shops where it's like he's bald and has a beard and people like
[00:25:03] People want him to shave his head and get a beard and just look like a fucking white supremacist
[00:25:08] Can he grow facial? Probably not probably whatever dick pills. He's on stops. Yeah
[00:25:13] Oh, I'm about that man. I take dick pills and I grow a beard. Yeah, you got a bush
[00:25:18] I think he's in some kind of he's got special kinds of dick pills. I'm glad I grew the beard out again
[00:25:22] Yeah, I might let this bad boy go for six months. I love it. I'm gonna add a big beard in a while. Mm-hmm. Is he's he top? Mm-hmm
[00:25:32] It's been like five years since I grew out of here. Yeah, I have pathetic facial hair
[00:25:36] The Lord really has not blessed me with any physical. I'm like just there
[00:25:40] I have like just enough coverage that I can grow a beard. No, you got a good beard brother. Yeah
[00:25:45] Thick of hair on this side this side. No doesn't connect. Let me see
[00:25:51] Yeah, it's not that but whatever you're good. I can't grow fucking shit
[00:25:59] Stick me in this fucking shit body, dude
[00:26:01] I went to some like I went to that Chelsea market and there was some like beard supply thing and those guys fucking hawks
[00:26:08] Like oils and brushes and so it's up bro. Come here. Why don't we take care of your beard?
[00:26:13] I thought it was like a hat store. Yeah. Yeah, I was like what yeah
[00:26:18] He must put oils in your face special combs and and elixirs
[00:26:23] Mm-hmm. I think you should grow the beard
[00:26:25] But you should also like get like a fresh like box out tape up and then comb your hair. It's so you get waves
[00:26:31] I see I think we should tape your box up. Yeah
[00:26:42] Storage of vintage spluge I wasn't even your pussy hole from a couple of guys named slick Willie came through
[00:26:49] Left old 1970s come. Mm-hmm. Yeah a guy named Ernie and then his friend slick Willie
[00:26:55] Yeah, fuck your book a name. Yeah, I named slick Willie rolled through your hotel room and bit your lip and left some old
[00:27:04] Yeah, it's wild the people just have had have been shooting fat loads since caveman times
[00:27:15] Yeah, I think for a fact we bust more we bust more yeah, we should think her we blast more rope
[00:27:22] No, you think we blast more rope in our caveman
[00:27:25] Yeah, it's a blast more rope horse come looks like male come pretty much like come I remember from jackass
[00:27:35] What's the first animal to bust rope dude
[00:27:39] What do you mean they all do no, but I mean evolutionarily when did come start?
[00:27:46] Fish didn't really come still don't come well. That's what I'm saying where on the continuum the
[00:27:56] I've been people left the ocean so they can start blast so they can start because they got tired of blasting in the water
[00:28:02] And not being able to admire it. Yeah, they wanted to see it on land
[00:28:06] The first fish crawl to land that's why they crawl to land so they could give other fish girl should they get fish girls facials?
[00:28:12] Yeah, they could see finally how much they're actually blasting. That's awesome. They can measure it in beakers and stuff
[00:28:20] Absolutely, I think these are interesting. I always used to love the evolution part of fucking school
[00:28:27] She was cool. I like little fucked up horses
[00:28:29] I didn't like it at all we're halfway between a horse and like a giraffe and shit. I didn't come from no monkey. Oh, yeah
[00:28:35] No intelligent dick sign. No, we've been around for 5,000 years. I
[00:28:40] I like that. I buy that you think so evolution is fake. You think so. Yeah, that's real dude. I
[00:28:50] Think I believe Charles Darwin. Yeah, that guy fucked kids. Did he?
[00:28:56] I think you're thinking of Walt Whitman, but they're what women definitely fucked kids
[00:29:01] He and not only fucked them. He like cuddled
[00:29:04] Young boys and sucked their little dicks and shit. You know a poet was having like
[00:29:08] Very intimate was very intimately molesting
[00:29:13] Boy, he was taking him out to their cat his cabin and shit
[00:29:18] Being in the woods, right? No, that was thorough. Ah, yes, that's just a thing of Walden. I am thinking of Walden
[00:29:37] That's what I call his ass. He just went he went to the forest to to bust to bust also
[00:29:42] That's what that all you know, what was that shit called to the woods or some shit?
[00:29:47] What man he would look like that when he was having sex with boys. Well women
[00:29:51] Yeah, if it would feel like a wizard was sucking you off. Yeah, if you were a little hat
[00:29:55] I bet it didn't even feel like getting molested. Yeah, I felt like you were in a keep this a secret further
[00:30:07] The cockery just lies a cock ring on as long as you have this ring on you'll be invisible to people's criticisms of our romance
[00:30:17] I guess if you had to be molested by a guy would be a guy looks like a wizard
[00:30:22] Whitman demonstrates part of his Americanness by placing cocksucking at the center of leaves of grass nice gay liberation
[00:30:28] As Charles shivly not one to mince words wrote this and Calima Calamoo lovers Walt Whitman's working-class
[00:30:41] Rizable account them there are some big-ass words in this big family reason that I was not expecting
[00:30:48] revelatory it started off with cocksucking and now it's challenging my mental
[00:30:51] Yeah faculties reveal this dick bitch account of the poet's queer egalitarianism whether cocksucking a central to Whitman's book
[00:31:00] Or even uniquely American is debatable. It's uniquely American. Yeah more pertinent as the implied connection between Whitman's homosexuality and his patriotic fervor
[00:31:10] Interesting, so he thinks he said you know what's a gay
[00:31:12] Patre interesting is you know the Uncle Sam picture the like we
[00:31:15] Were for the army that was just copied from a British propaganda poster in World War one with
[00:31:27] Peripheral well, he developed a taste for buggering in the desert hell. Yeah, oh the desert. Yeah, he's having dry gay sex
[00:31:36] He was a British army officer that was like sort of a sort of he was like they're Pershing basically
[00:31:42] Interesting. You know like their big-time general hero. Well, they had like a big culture in their army of like
[00:31:49] Orientalists here's a thing I would put on like Muslim clothes and get fucked in the ass
[00:31:55] Here's the thing though, okay, if you're gonna like to eat Lawrence if you're if you're being gay on a boat
[00:32:06] This motherfucker's in the in the desert and he's taking his little canteen out. He's pretty hot canteen and pouring water on his cock
[00:32:13] Yeah, everybody's got cat penis in the desert everybody's got a dry
[00:32:18] You're using fucking it's too hot to be gay absolutely
[00:32:24] Absolutely, it's too hot to be gay too hot back then now
[00:32:28] We have lubes and all kinds of technology too hot to be gay
[00:32:32] To a hot air conditioning is as made it possible to live in hot climates
[00:32:37] It's also made it possible to be gay in those climates. Yeah, just imagine this guy going out to the desert to have gay sex
[00:32:47] Now do those guys suck each other's Cox or was it strictly a fuck you in the ass but fucking each other?
[00:32:53] Each other did they switch it up fucking each other intense damn dude, it's so funny
[00:32:58] How there's like zero difference between the British and the Nazi Germany
[00:33:01] Hmm what I mean about looking at that guy. It's like oh these are just fucking
[00:33:07] Imperialist goons. Yeah for sure all the same bad jeans
[00:33:11] Yeah, but you know you know who the the Germans decided to mess with and all of a sudden. It's a problem Russia
[00:33:21] Sure, I mean they were messing with the Jews almost the entire time the rest of the world was like good
[00:33:32] Listen you do a genocide on Jews that's one thing yeah, they're the only reason the world in holocaust
[00:33:38] Yeah, the holocaust was sort of like Bitcoin back then like the Germany was having a holocaust. They're like it's too late to get in now
[00:33:46] It's in two years time. This isn't gonna be popular anymore. We already missed the boat
[00:33:51] Hey, listen you come back in a time machine two years ago. You tell me about this right? I'm saying of course
[00:33:59] What am I gonna fucking by the time I set up my camps? It's over I feel like
[00:34:09] They got they got but but no one had did it the best no one had that German
[00:34:13] The Jews were smart enough to never have a parade so
[00:34:16] They ever on one place they can they can pretend like it still exists
[00:34:22] What's looks there's no like like a Jew pride festivals or anything there is in New York City. They Israel doesn't
[00:34:32] They had it a couple years ago. I've never heard of that
[00:34:35] I think you just don't play in a parade you can perpetually be like we don't even have a parade
[00:34:39] Yeah, right where's the rest of them are like let's get our own parade and they realize that the parade is meaningless
[00:34:56] Great strategy. What are you doing Adam? I'm playing with these magnets that I found yeah
[00:35:01] Oh, Nick's cock magnets. Those are my cock magnets
[00:35:04] What they hold my dick on to my body that's nasty, bro
[00:35:10] You're always doing nasty ass shit. Hold on
[00:35:19] Your dig not being able to get hard you put a magnet inside a girl's pussy
[00:35:23] Uh-huh and you put a little mag the other side of the magnet on your soft dick. Yeah, just hang on a second
[00:35:30] And then your dick is dragged into the pussy. It's a it's attracted so it goes in that way
[00:35:37] It's a little soft though, but it's in a hard part of getting a soft dick in a pussy is that it won't go in
[00:35:42] Yeah, but magnets all around your dick too and multiple magnets in the pussy. So it'll sort of like
[00:35:50] Expand your dick about fagnets. Uh-huh. Okay. What's that about and they in this time opposites don't attract. Okay?
[00:35:58] Oh, so it's like a plus and a plus and a minus. Yeah
[00:36:07] Magnets are cool. I always used to like that fucking around in luck science class with magnets for
[00:36:12] Putting your finger in between the two magnets. That was the best part about
[00:36:20] Going class what about all the use them for trains
[00:36:28] Didn't you also enjoy when you fought all the special ed kids at lunch? I did enjoy that
[00:36:35] I thought that you saw it more as like a duty kind of thing it was an officer and a gentleman
[00:36:42] I'm an officer and a gentleman and I will fight these retarded kids for the court in the crown
[00:36:51] Fight retards for the courts in the crown
[00:36:54] For her majesty and I lose to them for the church on her majesty special orders for you
[00:37:01] I will battle these retards for the crown
[00:37:05] Be just to them in victory for the courts and lose to them for the church
[00:37:12] Yeah, I'm sorry, but your son's been pretending to be a British officer whose duty it is
[00:37:17] To fight the mentally retarded students
[00:37:23] And the problem is is he understands that he shouldn't be violent, but he loves the character so much he can't stop doing
[00:37:30] So we need to we're gonna have to put him in an alternative program. That's just for people who like improv
[00:37:41] This look at the statue. That's a cool. I know make this guy above and the making him say gay
[00:37:46] Mm-hmm. That's that's interesting equestrian statue of Frederick Roberts. Go ahead and look that one up folks. Oh
[00:37:54] That's a fun one to take it take a look at it home if you're following along at home
[00:38:00] Currently we're looking at the equestrian statue of something
[00:38:04] Yeah, follow along. This is a video podcast. This is a check out the feed on
[00:38:09] On www.Mr. Pussy org mr. Pussy. Why didn't they call mr. Skin that mr. Pussy?
[00:38:18] Yeah, I feel I'm worth hitting mr. Pussy and vagina calm
[00:38:26] Them mr. Skin's still going strong which I respect yeah, it's it's a service that people pay for I can't believe that
[00:38:33] I'm saying you in this day and age I guess it's kind of like a needs I guess it's kind of like a travel agent
[00:38:40] But how many people pay for it? I think they they probably have a good number of subscribers insane. It's crazy
[00:38:47] I feel like all that information could easily be free. Maybe like if this podcast is going on in 10 years, right
[00:38:58] They're like you can just get a chip in your brain that simulates the podcast
[00:39:01] It's great dude. That would be awesome. Yeah, we could invent that and then never do the podcast
[00:39:09] And sell the chips. Uh-huh. I did that mat and shane live podcast at the stand the other night. Oh, nice a lot of fun
[00:39:15] Yeah, there's a funny. Yeah, they're funny shit. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know man. Yeah, that's funny
[00:39:21] But shane shane a fellow alumnus of the magoobies joke house comedian you comedian of the year
[00:39:32] It's a nice lineup brother. Damn. That's a murderous road murderous row
[00:39:37] And somebody else that I can't really find out donnie's faking it. That'll be awesome. I would love that
[00:39:42] That would be fucking so cool. Mm-hmm our friend donnie. That would be respect. I would respect
[00:39:47] It'd be great to find out that like it was like josh
[00:39:51] Blue is pulling like a steve ran as easy
[00:39:54] What is the answerable policy? Yeah, yeah, my man is just like 15 years in he goes on rogan
[00:40:01] He's like I told one guy. I'm feeling retarded and he like believed me
[00:40:08] He booked me to play this retarded benefit. It was four thousand dollars before I knew it like everyone in the scene thought I was retarded
[00:40:16] And it blew up, you know, and I don't know
[00:40:20] It's like what point do you take a step back and say like hey everybody I was just pretending to be retarded
[00:40:29] Like the guy in there's something about mary. He's he was just pretending to be retarded. Yeah pussy
[00:40:34] I thought the guy was praying to be british and crippled though, right? I need to be crippled. Yeah, true true
[00:40:45] Just pretending to be handicapped to fuck some
[00:40:47] I respected dude. You're that mad tv sketch where it's like will sasso and fucking bobby lee. Yes, pretend to be
[00:40:56] Gay and will sass is clearly just a gay guy
[00:41:02] He's like, I don't know man. We've been pretending to be gay for two weeks
[00:41:04] I don't think it's working and he's like you have to stick to the plan
[00:41:09] He keeps building and it's like five years later. He's like so I picked us up some matching robes
[00:41:20] Truly the best show ever on that sketch is burning in my mind. I love that sketch. Yeah, no that one's great
[00:41:28] And I can't remember what it was but the setup is like it's like a hotel concierge or something
[00:41:33] And fucking the tall guy not michael mcdonald, but the other guy with a weird face remember him. Oh, yeah
[00:41:39] That's an early one. Yeah, people that guy with the eyes coming out popping out the job of me
[00:41:43] Yeah, he played job a man and he would play
[00:41:46] Like anytime they're like he had like a strong like salesman voice. Yeah. Yeah. I can't remember that fucking actor's name
[00:41:54] But it was him and somebody else maybe Nicole Sullivan behind the desk. Oh, yeah and
[00:42:00] She said to Nicole Sullivan also getting her bag on king of queens after that
[00:42:04] You know what and I remember as a kid I would have fucked every woman on that 100%
[00:42:08] Yeah, oh dude. Yeah, the seed I've spilled to leah remedy. Yeah
[00:42:14] I think I even had a fantasy of because she was a dog not leah
[00:42:18] I mean, Nicole whatever the fuck was it?
[00:42:19] Well dog walker in the show. I think I had a fantasy of her walking you as your house
[00:42:26] And she's like these dogs are so hungry and you're like I got plenty of food in here
[00:42:30] Mm-hmm. They can have some of my snacks while I snack on your pussy
[00:42:34] Yeah, I traded gushars for for sex. Yeah, no, it's she's perfect funny loud dumb Irish bitch
[00:42:41] Probably mentally ill interesting eyes weird eyes weird eyes
[00:42:48] She's a ontologist right she was leah remini. Mm-hmm. Yeah
[00:42:53] Oh boy, I would love to go home to concierge and will sasso's like a businessman or something and he walks up to the counter
[00:42:58] And they tell him to leave and he's just walking backwards
[00:43:01] But it'll keep like taking a step forward, you know
[00:43:03] I was doing he's way fat and then it goes to where that shots of the like just his stomach is coming in and out of the frame
[00:43:09] And they're like no leave and they just see his stomach on off the screen and it fucking like
[00:43:15] I don't remember that man. If I wish I could remember what the fuck it was it was like that show used to bring me so much joy
[00:43:22] And now nothing does yeah, I have to like have these gay moments
[00:43:27] I have to make them on my own. Yeah, I'm calling you a cheese faggot. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, it was so weird
[00:43:36] We were in Toronto in Toronto and there was cheese left over baby bell cheese
[00:43:40] Me stop pretending to eat it because Abbot Adam actually wanted to yeah, and he ate it
[00:43:46] How you gonna remember another man because he's the food because he's the cheese for memorizing food
[00:43:52] Because he's the dude chill out. He hasn't tried to wriggle out of this. I'm trying to get out of being the cheese
[00:43:56] That's you know that's who you are. I just think it's weird to
[00:44:00] Memorize another man. Yeah, I bet you think it is dude. I bet you do
[00:44:03] I bet you think stuff like that is weird. I think it's shady. That's something
[00:44:07] This is an argument I made when I excuse you of memorizing my bedroom for putting up a mark wall burp
[00:44:13] You did memorize it Adam you do you memorize my bedroom, which makes you gay pause for just having a cool poster
[00:44:19] Yeah pause in my room. You memorize where the hoes of the hot in my room. It says no trespassing of the door by the
[00:44:27] Yeah, no girls. Oh anyone entering here is dead. Yeah, it has a skull and crossbones
[00:44:32] Yeah, my cool seed from toy story bedroom
[00:44:36] I have as a 30 year old. No one come in here. It's just different posters of mark wallberg. Stay the hell out
[00:44:42] I just write Metallica mark wallberg stomach. Like it's a metallic up-hosted
[00:44:47] So well, um, well, I'm gay because I like metallica gay porn and you just write mega death
[00:44:32] Oh, I love metal so I'm getting out of the game now because I like fucking uh, fates warning
[00:44:42] I just write Metallica mark wallberg stomach
[00:44:55] Oh, I love metal so I'm getting out of the game now because I like fucking
[00:45:04] Yeah, that is true though. Nick does have posters of mark wallberg
[00:45:09] I have a poster mark wallberg. He's got three. I have one. It's the funky bunch. He's got the with the Calvin Klein ad grabbing his dick
[00:45:27] Mark wallberg grabbing his dick, but it says Metallica
[00:45:36] Damn, that's how we go back in time and get a bag. Yeah, it's not a cell closet at homosexuals in the 80s in the hair metal phase
[00:45:44] Gay pornography that has different band names. Oh, excuse me. It's a Judas breeze poster
[00:45:49] It's a fireman like with a buff fireman with giant nipples sticking his ass out
[00:46:02] Yeah, just just um demons having gay sex. It's like no the devil being gay is evil. I'm metal dude
[00:46:11] Yeah, it's a sin to sin. So it's actually metal
[00:46:14] Handing shit if Rob Halford was here right now. I probably jump his pants. I jump his beans
[00:46:25] Damn, I got the fucking hiccups. I got the dick ups
[00:46:28] What have you got the dick ups and every time you hiccup your dick got hard
[00:46:32] The d cups. What do you think of that that happens to me?
[00:46:35] You dick gets harder. What if what if you had the d cups and it was you right now with d cup rest
[00:46:39] I don't have d cup breasts use an a cup. You have d cup breath
[00:46:43] Also, doesn't it go by your ribs or something? That's the number I think my ribs are large
[00:46:49] But my titties are small the cup size is determined by the discrepancy
[00:46:54] 54a the cup size is determined by the discrepancy between your your
[00:47:00] Uh the measurement underneath your breasts and then around the nipple
[00:47:03] Oh around the nipple. Yeah, so if you measure if you measure like just underneath and then you measure around
[00:47:09] I've I've put women in bras before nice used to hang out in target to do it for
[00:47:26] I'm a homosexual. I'm a gay man hired by target to by targe a help women you look like your bra is too small actually come into the dressing room with
[00:47:35] Me it's okay. I'm trans. I'm gay and I'm trans
[00:47:39] Uh come in and I will I'm going to but if you're gay and trans that means you like
[00:47:45] Yeah, we know I don't have a tape measure. I must you do it by touch
[00:47:53] Hold on. Well, we need to get your nipples hard to see
[00:48:01] Well, if ma'am to be fair if I play with your collage a little bit it will make your nipples
[00:48:08] Ma'am, I'm a professional. Okay. I guess you want to wear fucked up bras then. Yeah. Oh, oh, yeah, get the fuck out of the room
[00:48:16] I'm going to think about guys bodies to calm down
[00:48:21] You got a problem you go up and you tell them fucking Sinclair velvet sent you
[00:48:35] The mugshot just makeup smeared into your hair off
[00:48:40] We're the picture that trans person that was molesting a kid in the target dress. Oh, no, no, I don't
[00:48:46] Mugshot was amazing brutal molesting a child in target is nothing sacred
[00:48:53] I'm trying to get deals. Oh, yeah. Well, I'm trying to be at the nice
[00:48:58] It was so funny because it was like it was one of those things where like target was letting
[00:49:03] Target was letting like, you know, they were like you anyone can use whatever dressing room
[00:49:07] They want and like fucking people on the left and liberals who are like what do you like that's it's literally never happened
[00:49:12] Nothing in it. Look a week later was a trans
[00:49:15] Incredible was arrested for like staring at like some child what yeah
[00:49:30] Conservative plant yeah a false flag false flag dude. Why can't we have false flags?
[00:49:36] Well, maybe I'm conflating oh, yeah, maybe you're making something up. Yeah. No, no, no here we go transgender woman convicted of raping 10 year old girl
[00:49:48] Well, hold on is the Christian broadcasting network that I mean this is a mugshot
[00:49:52] Okay, according to the Billings Gazette. I mean obviously it didn't get major coverage in Montana. Yeah
[00:49:59] Travel against her cast resident charged with sexually assaulting 10 year old girl. Jesus Christ
[00:50:05] Miguel Martinez faced one kind of first degree the target moment was a different person that mugshot's not as funny
[00:50:10] But that's you same same situation interesting. Yeah
[00:50:16] Well, it's bound to happen. That's the thing. It's like, you know, anybody that says like oh, what do you think's gonna happen?
[00:50:22] It's like well, that'll probably happen once or twice like that's yeah
[00:50:26] Just statistically speaking. Yeah, it's like if someone's like well
[00:50:29] They're gonna like pretend to be trans so they can go rape a child and it's like who would do that and it's like someone that's really stupid
[00:50:35] Someone that's like going to pretend to be trans or rape is yeah, I know thinking that's a cover right
[00:50:43] It's like you're a thief and we're like why don't we just keep all the money on a table at the front of the bank
[00:50:47] They're like oh well people are gonna walk in and take it. It's like who's gonna do that
[00:50:51] Are you gonna do it? I'm not gonna do it. You know, that's the same
[00:50:54] What you think trans people are just gonna go into the bank and take that money
[00:51:01] Maybe one trans person will do that. Well, we should say you can't trust trans. I see
[00:51:05] That's what your that's your point is your point is don't that's why we need vaults and banks is to prevent trans people
[00:51:15] So you think trans people being able to use a dressing room is not making any point. I just thought this mugshot was yeah
[00:51:20] That is tough. That's a weird one. Just the makeup all smear. Oh, no. Yeah, that's not good. Mm-hmm. I'm against rape
[00:51:29] But what do I say? I watch this like Kevin Sorbo short film on youtube
[00:51:33] Was it Christian where he goes to war with his school because his son's not allowed to like
[00:51:42] And it's like supposed to be funny and it's just this gay fantasy about like him coming into the pta meeting and he'd be like
[00:51:49] You know you people ruined what free speech means and everyone's like yeah
[00:51:53] Yeah, yeah, oh my god any all of Kevin Sorbo's movies for the last 10 years have been like that
[00:51:58] Yeah, where it's like he's the like Christian savior of shit
[00:52:01] They're so funny by like the Mercer seen it was a better show than Hercules. Mm-hmm. Yeah, we can agree
[00:52:07] He probably that probably fucked him up
[00:52:09] Oh, you think that made him be against women. Yeah
[00:52:14] Yeah, that's why he went that's why he uses Christianity to attack. He had a better costume too
[00:52:19] Yeah, I dressed as the I dressed as a Kevin Sorbo Hercules for Halloween when I was seven
[00:52:24] It's funny too as you look at him. I remember as a kid thinking like damn that guy's like jacked and he looks like shit
[00:52:29] Yeah, I saw a pig too. Yeah. Yeah, she's not he's just a regular ass guy. Yeah
[00:52:34] Her but he yeah, he got pussy on that show. I will say yeah
[00:52:36] He was on TV much more than the mythical her a mythical Hercules didn't really fuck that much
[00:52:41] Really the gods killed his wife and he was mad
[00:52:45] So he was most tried to beat up god. He was also it was mostly in revenge mode. He was in sicko mode Hercules most okay
[00:52:52] But I don't think he got that much pussy. I used to love mythology when I was a child
[00:52:55] Yeah, he really looks like you know your mom's dumb
[00:53:03] Like imagine this bitch at like a farmer's mark. Oh, yeah being like oh you've heard of
[00:53:14] Every time he speaks you hear his bracelets jingling
[00:53:18] Kind of midwest moms that look like they're that doesn't look much different than the mugshot you just showed us
[00:53:23] Yeah, that's the same if you google image just dropped it in you would get the same result
[00:53:32] Kevin sore hole mmm from getting fucked too much. Yeah
[00:53:36] Now, what's the reason in Gabriella and zina? Yeah, the the guy kick and there was like a lesbian subplot there was
[00:53:43] Definitely tension. There was tension. There's one episode where they kissed. I thought zina smashed pussy too. She's a bi icon
[00:53:55] You see your titties in a different thing later on when she's blonde Kevin's sort of Hercules is Kevin sorbo calls fergus and riots african americans animals
[00:54:08] Ferguson riots have very little to do with the shooting of the young man is an excuse to be the losers these animals so true
[00:54:18] It's a tipping point the frustration built up over the years of not trying but blaming everyone else. Oh my god
[00:54:24] The man for their failures. Holy shit sorbo is really like it's like even if these are your opinions you have to know this won't go
[00:54:35] But in his corner, why not he's making those weird christian movies. He's probably getting paid good
[00:54:41] He's he's he's doing like appearances. He's like the cool. It's like the way like
[00:54:49] It's just like all these fucking losers just become celebrities because they're the conservative cool guy
[00:54:54] Yeah, if you're not talented just do that Kevin sorbo
[00:54:57] That's his corner being racist and like yeah, no one would think about scott bayo unless he's yeah
[00:55:06] Who is his sidekick? What was that guy's name? Oh, yeah, I forgot about that guy
[00:55:12] Lay layers billi was it layer tees? I don't know that name sounds familiar. I think it's from Shakespeare
[00:55:29] Remember that yeah, I do. Yeah, he was like a nerd
[00:55:34] And this weird I remember so much of that show and I didn't remember that character was named
[00:55:37] I just knew it was the same setup asina. I just remember how they used to shake hands by grabbing the other guys arm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah
[00:55:46] And then they tickle the other guys arm to let them know that they're trying to fuck greek mythology layer tees was an argonot and participating in the hunt for the
[00:55:55] Sat his title was king of the cephalonians. Yeah, that's what I meant an ethnic group who lived both on the ionian islands and on the mainland
[00:56:02] Yeah, I met that which he presumably inherited from his father ars arseus and grandfather
[00:56:09] Dude the ionian islands. I've never been but the best chocolate in the world is eos chocolate a greek chocolate
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[00:56:27] I remember I always used to enjoy the episodes when jockster would yes star. Oh the trickster. Yeah. Yeah, yeah while he was a fool
[00:56:37] I'm a comedian. It's a guy that like nerds are really yeah. Yeah, he was in something dead
[00:56:42] Yeah, what's that guy's name? It's one of these like sam reime's like brother or something. Yeah nerds love that guy
[00:56:48] No, no, no like comic-con type guys love that guy. He's the guy i'm thinking of the guy that's yeah the guy's head reime
[00:56:55] Oh, no, I think it's a good guy sam reime like directed herculeas are created really yeah
[00:57:00] Yeah, yeah, and jocks are yeah jocks. No, I'm thinking that guy uh, I we're thinking of the same guy
[00:57:06] Same guy. Yeah, he was on burn. It's also. Yeah, it's so funny that those are the credits. I know him from this guy
[00:57:14] Oh, no, I'm thinking of the other guy. Who the fuck are you thinking? That guy that's famous
[00:57:19] Like niche famous with nerds using horror. Oh bruce campo bruce campo
[00:57:24] You're thinking of the show jack of all trades, which was another show no he would be on zina sometime
[00:57:28] Yeah, he would be on zina sometimes. Did he play aries on zina? Yes, mother
[00:57:36] Bruce campbell baby now. There's a man that gets pussy. Yeah, he's loved a nice life
[00:57:40] He that's the life he wanted to be yeah, he was
[00:57:43] But it's similar thing because he he was in evil dad. That's right. Who was sam reime directed that
[00:57:50] So so whole I didn't realize same reime had his fucking little paws all over Hercules. Yeah, and then spider-man
[00:57:58] Adam's pissing and i'm jealous. I want to uh, uh, holocaust
[00:58:03] Autolicus he was he was good in zina dude. Bruce was the only cast member on
[00:58:09] Hercules that didn't require a costume fitting
[00:58:15] Damn now i'm thinking about my book tour after nikka's murdered. Yeah
[00:58:20] Oh my god, lifetime with mullin. Yeah, what are you gonna name the book?
[00:58:23] I'm just gonna miss a tribute like, you know, i'm gonna say quote like you're gonna write a book
[00:58:28] You're never gonna have the discipline to do anything or you would have done it by now
[00:58:31] If you wouldn't be in this prison i'm not i wouldn't have day in day out
[00:58:34] I wouldn't have written the book about your he's got it in draft. Yeah, he's waiting till someone
[00:58:41] But if any publishers want to hit me up, you know simon and succster absolutely
[00:58:49] What should my book be about about your friend nik no man?
[00:58:54] I'm gonna write a book about of personal essays
[00:58:58] I'm gonna write a memoir a personal essays a personal
[00:59:03] Like when you bust busting yeah burst. I don't know man. It's all right bro. I don't know
[00:59:09] You're looking at krypto. You're not in a good space right now. Uh, no, I am in a good space actually
[00:59:13] Oh, yeah, it's made made. I made it's a couple of i'm going to try and trade
[00:59:21] No, dude, you know what this flight when he does all the cocaine
[00:59:26] Because you know what fucking man. It's there he is
[00:59:28] The problem is I just love gambling and it's like when it or losing who gives a shit as long as i'm right as long as i'm doing the game
[00:59:35] Should we go to land and sit on the sidelines crying about my losses there we go
[00:59:40] To the living house come on Tony. I just got one. I just had like a bad streak
[00:59:49] Remember when we went david sepharino's park going and you were we I was hiding in the car because those guys were kind of coming at me
[00:59:57] Come on. We played ball together. Don't you reminisce with me? Don't you reminisce with me?
[01:00:04] The fuck that moment where you realize the one Tony I introduced you to pepper and
[01:00:10] Don't you ever fucking bring her up to me. Don't you ever fucking bring her up to me again?
[01:00:22] I know she died in a school shooting. I know there's I know there's a couple of moolies came in there
[01:00:27] And shot up post specifically. Yeah, that's right. That's what happened. That's what happened. I don't want to fucking take
[01:00:45] Come on Tony. Come on Tony. I introduced you to pepperine. I gave you pepper and phone number
[01:00:51] I got it out of the customer. I took it out of the car. I got it off her credit card statement
[01:00:55] She came in one time. You saw in the security cameras. You saw her buying uh, well, Tony. I told you she was 12 years old
[01:01:03] And you said yeah, but she's too cool for seventh grade
[01:01:10] I like that she's too cool for seventh grade
[01:01:17] Don't think you should be having sex with a 12 year old
[01:01:24] Yeah, I remember one time I had sex with a 12 year old
[01:01:28] I wish I could do the I can only do the mannerisms. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You look like so you're doing still face
[01:01:32] Yeah, I can do still face. I can do wearing a wig
[01:01:35] Back in the army. I used to fuck 12 year olds
[01:01:41] In the service Tony you want I should whack that 12 year old you been fucking
[01:01:49] You keep a fucking name out of your mouth
[01:01:51] Tony I didn't fucking say a name. I said that girl you shut the fuck up
[01:02:00] Christopher why is Tony mad? Hi some 12 year old he's been having sex with us
[01:02:08] I don't know. It's just a gambling addict and some money for bitcoin and
[01:02:15] He's the only one that can talk to her. They broke up something like that. I don't fucking know
[01:02:26] Was walking down the street his penis very large and visible through his track pants
[01:02:32] Yeah, a lot of a whores were trying to have sex with him
[01:02:40] I love that moment where he's like the real legitimately real moment where he's like they're like
[01:02:52] And he's like I think he says no because there's too many gay guys in it. I mean I think it's the reason they say no
[01:02:59] I reject it. It's because there's too many like I think he says he might literally say too many fags in there or something like that
[01:03:06] And it's played so fucking seriously and it's the fun one of the funniest moments on the show
[01:03:10] Does he say he wants to make suits like Hugo boss or something?
[01:03:13] Yeah, it's got a lot of fun backup plans when when the feds pinch her and Hugo bust
[01:03:19] How about the yeah, I love Tony fucking pepper and I could just we could just do that
[01:03:29] For the rest of the podcast for the rest of the three months. Yes, we'd have to know more about pepper and
[01:03:35] Mm-hmm. I think she's got a mother. There's a mother character. I might draw pepper in after Tony's done with her
[01:03:44] No, not dead, but like, you know like like Adriana
[01:03:50] My side hustle my t-shirt hustle if you go to cum.town and you won't buy any of my stupid t-shirts
[01:03:56] That's right. Bye the man's t-shirts. Yeah, they've got a lot of ideas coming up
[01:04:00] What's nice man? Because it's like it gives me something to do during the day. I wake up every morning
[01:04:03] I print out all the packing slips. I fucking go to the post office. It's like it's like having a little day job
[01:04:09] Yeah, it gives you errands. That's what I needed is some kind of side project
[01:04:17] Um my little side hustle doing stand-up comedy across the fucking country
[01:04:22] August I'm filling up some dates, baby. Rochester. I'm coming to you august third
[01:04:26] Boston the 16th and the 17th Oakland the 24th Seattle the 29th Portland the 30th
[01:04:34] Hopefully those are announced soon, but yeah, keep an eye out for those
[01:04:37] I'll be tweeting them on social media and all that kind of fucking shit
[01:04:40] But yeah, your boys trying to get back out there on the fucking road. I think I'm coming to indian apple
[01:04:44] It's finally in september late september. So yeah
[01:04:48] Comes he is and also see fucking funny moms
[01:04:50] Every monday except the first yeah, we should move funny moms to this day in
[01:04:54] Well, then saw my two shows there we yeah, the whole point of fun was like right here
[01:05:00] Uh, you were talking about moving at the williamersburg anyways
[01:05:03] Funny moms this month is the 8th 22nd and 29th. They have a booked event on the 15th
[01:05:09] Also, the new stand is either open or reopening soon. You should check it out. Yeah skeptical. I went by very nice club
[01:05:16] I have a weekly show huge improvement over the last one. Yeah, it's what's like. It's so funny
[01:05:21] It's because all these cool things. It's like you know like the fucking audience mics are cool
[01:05:26] They're set up for like recording sets like the the size of the rooms the layout of the rooms
[01:05:31] Like the size of the stage all these things that comics care about like yeah, they're not talking about and they're like
[01:05:36] We got a pizza oven in this christian christian
[01:05:39] Pause a couple of pies around like the old days. They literally hired a man from napples to come make their pizzas. It's gonna rock
[01:05:47] Wood burning. Yeah, i'm there every tuesday's
[01:05:50] We got fat tuesday's we had the first one yesterday
[01:05:53] Thank you everyone for coming out big big suck sess
[01:05:57] And uh be there every tuesday not next week. They're putting the finishing touches on the club
[01:06:01] But the week after be there every mother fucking tuesday will book the boys as well
[01:06:06] They'll be there doing a little fucking skits
[01:06:09] But yeah, thanks everyone for coming and skits and goofs those are all our fucking little hustles hank bustle yano
[01:06:15] Hanks me toms hank bust hank bust. I can't wait to have you stay the fuck away from pepper rain if you give you
[01:06:23] Come anyway, baby. All right later, but