Ep. 166 - Medicare for Balls

[00:06:10] Mm-hmm. There's a there's a guy a plant guy that I bought plants from in the city right cuz I wouldn't be much worse than that guys regular life

[00:06:17] Oh, yeah, rego part

[00:06:19] There's a dude that like sells like plants in the flower district in Manhattan who's like clearly an ex-servient war criminal

[00:06:26] Like you could just tell he's murdered so many people does he have to add it up?

[00:06:31] No, but his hands are the biggest hands I've ever seen my entire life

[00:06:34] Didn't make you horny when you saw his hand I felt like such a woman. Did you?

[00:06:41] I trebled in his arms

[00:06:43] Trembled but silly please just for one second. You know what do we call little girl? Yes

[00:06:50] Your little baby girl vagina. Yes, and I was there his wife came and she's like his Jewish New York woman

[00:06:57] Oh, really? And she had a black

[00:06:59] Oh, no, she was like, you know, he's a very passionate man. He's an artist. He has an artist temperament

[00:07:05] It was like are you joking?

[00:07:07] I don't think she was trying to justify the black eye, but it just you know those two things together were like incredible

[00:07:12] Yeah, she say well how she got the black eye. I don't know she had like a busted like forearm and black eye

[00:07:18] She had like a forearm cousin black eye. Yeah, Jesus. You know, he's an artist

[00:07:22] He was doing some of his interpretive dances and they got a little out of hand. Mm-hmm. I

[00:07:28] Love the idea that boss ain't got just getting him

[00:07:34] Cut his hair the same way

[00:07:39] Circumcised and it would have to keel quickly. I don't know how the Hillary would suck the blood out herself cuz she she's a

[00:07:45] Curie she's human every time I know they do this. I know that you do this every time I say and they say

[00:07:52] And eventually you're crazy you're crazy. They're not your Jew not do this

[00:08:00] And they don't know they would how it goes there. That's why I'm gonna start doing an extra step

[00:08:05] I'm gonna tattoo not Jewish on my dickhead on the tip of my dickhead in case so in case anyone body switches me for it

[00:08:12] But then they can just circumstances

[00:08:14] Etching exactly not gonna get not a dude etched into my cock with it. Yeah

[00:08:21] Just a machine that like writes people's initials on diamonds

[00:08:27] The rice at the fucking boardwalk

[00:08:31] We'll fly that guy in except he won't need to do that for mine

[00:08:36] Because it'll be easy

[00:08:38] The for me they can use a very very large knife and call me diamond tip Joe tiny dick

[00:08:46] My dick cut a bitch like a diamond the smaller it is the harder it get baby

[00:08:54] You need too much blood you see a dick stay hard no matter how big it is no so the smaller it is

[00:09:00] It's the same amount of hardness concentrated in a little or dick is you know what?

[00:09:05] Yeah, that's actually probably true. You have a drink. It's not true. I think it's probably harder to get

[00:09:13] I think you need more blood to get a certain one. Maybe there's a tipping point. I think that is over like

[00:09:19] Nine and it's really fast. It's probably hard to get harder to get your circulation has to be very good. Yeah, probably that's why

[00:09:28] Athletes are the best like tall NBA players or like certain NFL players

[00:09:34] Probably the best guys to fuck because they got the good circulation and a huge penis

[00:09:38] Yeah, but a normal six eight guy

[00:09:41] Eldest six six. No way he gets hard. Mm-hmm, but he's got a small penis

[00:09:55] He's the perfect man with a little

[00:09:57] Man, he's my dream man. Oh, yeah

[00:10:04] The premier said a giant man's blood with a five two fucking Bolubian man's penis

[00:10:12] I'm too told to go by dick or it's probably because I'm so tall

[00:10:17] No, Adam. Yes all that blood to draw from dude. I know

[00:10:20] He's the perfect dude

[00:10:28] Damn

[00:10:30] So how are you guys doing? I was gone for a week. I went to see my family. I was Vegas

[00:10:36] You know, there's oh, there's a there's a grasshopper or locust infestation right now. Nice and so all the cicadas coming back. I

[00:10:46] Don't remember them. I think it's like every every 17 years 11 years. Oh, yeah, seven

[00:10:51] There's different broods the one in Maryland is every 17 years. They're so fucking that one freshman year high school. Yeah, brood X

[00:10:58] Hmm, brood X. I didn't know they call it. Yeah, yeah, I remember leading up to that

[00:11:03] You know, I was probably what 15 or 16. Yeah, I've been there like yeah, there's gonna be bugs everywhere

[00:11:08] And I'm gonna be like this is gonna suck. Yeah. Are you kidding me? Yes? This is gonna be like a biblical

[00:11:13] My yeah, I know I was like what the fuck and then they show up and they're so fucking dumb that it's like you can just like

[00:11:18] Whack them out of the sky. Yeah. Yeah, it's not a big deal. That was a huge boon. I remember going to Baltimore City Public Schools

[00:11:26] Cicadas coming around for all the little short dark skin girls

[00:11:31] Real problem for them because you had an automatic thing to call them. Yeah, all of them got called cicadas

[00:11:36] Because they were like little fucking black. I can't tell you how many buggers sisters that Chinese people are

[00:11:47] No, yeah, which is

[00:11:50] For ancient confusion just so yeah to grind into boner pla laughing at laugh at them for being smart about resources

[00:11:57] The earth is good. They're cooking us to death because they already know the oh, that's true

[00:12:01] That's why they refuse to fucking cuz they're a vision too much rain this year in vegas

[00:12:08] They're doing it like the people can't even like

[00:12:13] In veids it's like they don't have to they're boiling us from the inside

[00:12:16] In the meanwhile, they're eating all the feasting on grasshoppers

[00:12:20] It's like the story of the aunt of the grasshopper the white man drives around in his teza whereas the Chinese man is eating ants in grasshoppers

[00:12:27] Well waiting for the winner that'll never come

[00:12:31] Grasshoppers are a great source of protein apparently

[00:12:35] According to maybe I think I might have seen it on spike TV mansers or something one of those kind of another source of protein for you

[00:12:42] Adam, what is that?

[00:12:44] You just have to find out dude. You're gonna have to find out the hard way

[00:12:48] You have to find out the semi hard catch my tokyo drift

[00:12:51] I also rewatched tokyo drift this week. Did you yes? I think Nick is corrected is the best of the franchise

[00:12:58] I can't do

[00:13:00] Y'all got cars out here that do different things. Yeah, he's such a yokel

[00:13:04] You you got the car to go sideways when you drive them around. I've never seen it. Oh, yeah

[00:13:09] It's really good shoot my my I had to come here love my daddy because I and he's from like bakers

[00:13:15] They're always from just bakers

[00:13:17] Well, he's from I think his screen name is like that. He's from Alabama

[00:13:22] It's like something about like roll tide or some bullshit

[00:13:26] I'm my daddy my my out of common here japanese because I got trouble. Why is he got a screen name?

[00:13:31] Was he I think there's like a scene where they're like

[00:13:34] Also, I've totally forgot that little bow house character is named twink

[00:13:39] Remember the rumor that he got raped by his bodyguard. Yeah, I thought that was true until like two years wait

[00:13:44] It's not true. It's true. You got raped every kid is like dude

[00:13:49] No, that was our generations like prince. It was all yeah, sucking his own dick

[00:13:53] Or like you said like the Richard gear thing everyone knew that wasn't true

[00:13:57] But you would say I think bow out got raped dude. Yeah, I know or B2k got raped. I think

[00:14:02] I'm buying torture kill a morian might have gotten raped. Yeah, I really think so

[00:14:09] um

[00:14:11] No, yeah, I'm pretty sure you got raped damn

[00:14:13] A bodyguard guarding a child who's a pedophile that is pretty much

[00:14:18] Damn they got they got coons over here and you're paying too

[00:14:22] Man, that ain't cool, but you know, we got to stick together

[00:14:27] Shit home. I wouldn't be friends with you

[00:14:30] All right, man, but we're not home right now

[00:14:32] We're in japan. We got to team up against the japanese

[00:14:36] The main girl

[00:14:38] if I have to but

[00:14:40] Just don't be coming around me with no wet hair. I'll tell you that right now

[00:14:52] Is that was that song made for the movie? No, it's no, it's like because they say drift drift drift drift drift

[00:14:58] That's like the chorus. That's just how they live in toky. That's just how they live dude. Yeah, you were there

[00:15:02] It made me miss tokyo honestly

[00:15:04] It looked in the streets of tokyo

[00:15:06] No, but it's like it's there were like places we went like that. We're in the movie for sure

[00:15:13] Shinjuku was in it

[00:15:15] Shibuya was in it. What about the suck dick yeah province? No, we didn't go there though

[00:15:21] Yeah, I like I think fondly of my time in japan walking around depressed

[00:15:26] Go to that piece of place by myself. That was a great day

[00:15:28] Yeah, the day you walked two hours to a piece of place and walked back two hours

[00:15:33] Yeah, yeah, and it was mistily raining all day and we said where are you and you text us back like 11 hours later being golf

[00:15:43] That's how they live in tokyo

[00:15:46] Damn y'all got god share damn you got kims and golf

[00:15:54] You really have stuff is saying

[00:15:56] We are pretty racist country

[00:15:58] You

[00:16:01] Are the best of our country that we are on ethnostat. You're just this is too far

[00:16:08] We are at least a parrot about it

[00:16:11] Why didn't that kid get in any of the other movies in the franchise?

[00:16:14] It's kind of like a bottle movie bottle episode well han was in the other

[00:16:20] Yeah, but he dies at the end of tokyo drift. Yeah, well. Yeah three quarters the way through. Yeah, whoa spoilers

[00:16:27] Sorry, and then what the fuck you find out the end at the end of fast and furious six

[00:16:32] There was jason statham that killed him right?

[00:16:36] I've never seen that now he's friends. Well, he's in the movies now

[00:16:38] But at the end of fast six like it's the the credits. That's the big reveal

[00:16:43] Yeah, well, you see it cuts back to tokyo drift han's car flips

[00:16:47] And then it's like starting to catch on fire and then fucking jason statham walks up and he like

[00:16:53] like pours fucking yeah, he like throws a lighter and blows the car up

[00:16:56] I'm just walking around. Yeah, and then he calls up like

[00:17:02] Uh, somebody I can't remember maybe it was vindies. I can't remember each dawn. No, he's like he's like

[00:17:07] Yo yo yo, what's not man?

[00:17:09] Oh, you know you boy. He's like damn you got you got british faggots

[00:17:17] What'd you call me?

[00:17:20] I ain't afraid of you you faggots. Please stop

[00:17:23] my feelings

[00:17:26] I'm afraid of you boy. That really hurts. It's you hurting my feelings

[00:17:31] I really do want to see the new one though. Hobson shaw looks like absolutely my shit. Yeah

[00:17:35] That's where the fast if you're sitting right here live. I got Jason statham's dick shoved up my ass

[00:17:43] Who plays the bad? We do pranks on each other

[00:17:46] Yajra's elbow. Yeah, he's your cell was out here putting his dick in my ass

[00:17:50] I woke up. I said who who put their dick in my ass?

[00:17:53] Everyone erupts and that's you catch phrase. We love the rock you put a dick in my ass

[00:17:59] If you can put a dick in my ass

[00:18:06] Can you smell my ass?

[00:18:16] Can you smell my ass getting fucked? Oh, you didn't know

[00:18:21] Well, you better suck my dick

[00:18:24] Yeah, it's the big show

[00:18:31] Instead of degeneration x

[00:18:35] D

[00:18:37] Stop my dick

[00:18:38] Ladies and gentlemen the rock dwayne the rock johnson one of the gayest men in sports entertainment

[00:18:44] I remember the gay there you go the most electrifying man in sports entertainment. Yes, and it's like what is that?

[00:18:57] Huh electrifying. Yeah, what the most electrified you took issue with the the spurious claim

[00:19:03] It is a purlative. Yeah, how do you even measure that? Yes, you can't in jewels. Yeah in jewels. Absolutely

[00:19:09] You hooked their cock up his electric batteries

[00:19:12] And you fucking measure how much it conducts or something

[00:19:18] Uh, yeah sports entertainment was always a great that's a great phrase. I gotta be honest

[00:19:22] I thought it was real sports for a long ass time. How long?

[00:19:26] Till a sixth grade damn you have to have sex for money over here

[00:19:30] Do you want to know?

[00:19:36] Yeah, sorry mac you got to dress up like a girl and serve as guys to make money

[00:19:42] Boom boom boom. Can't we just get a regular just race the cars

[00:19:48] I'm 17 years old. I don't know why I have to blow this british queer

[00:19:54] I just told me to have gay six. It's they made this illegal in London

[00:20:02] I've got it. I've got it over here to get more jolly's off

[00:20:07] He just happened to be there to have gay sex. I guess if I have to do it, I'll live if I have to

[00:20:13] Well, if I have to I do what I got to do

[00:20:16] I should have it should be a reveal at the end and it turns out that that character is forest gum

[00:20:27] At the end of the fast at the end of Hobson shaw we find out that yeah, hick from Tokyo drift to his forest

[00:20:35] That's crazy dude jenny. I went to japan to learn how to get pussy

[00:20:41] Yeah, that was a wild part of that movie. I know it really was the teacher

[00:20:47] Just selling pussy to get a retardation into a school. He's gonna fail out of anyway

[00:20:51] Yeah, you know, it's funny. I saw that movie when I was a kid and then the retarded kids in my school. I'm like their mom did that

[00:20:59] I guess

[00:21:13] The principles really must have fucked a lot of moms we got a lot of dude

[00:21:18] I would just have to see the principal and be like all right, man. I guess

[00:21:23] Yeah, you got scared when they put you in the fucking spent emotional class. You're like wait a second

[00:21:27] I have to get turned out mom you didn't have to do that for me

[00:21:35] I would have stayed in regular school

[00:21:37] Yeah, I never also got that jenny was a hooker until later in life

[00:21:42] And then she died late in life. It kind of sucked dick honestly

[00:21:45] Yeah, I put it on recently. I put it on recently

[00:21:52] Just add something in the background and even his background entertainment. It was fucking off

[00:21:56] Yeah, it's bad. Yeah. Yeah, I guess it was cool when he's playing ping pong. Yeah, that's my review of Forrest Gump

[00:22:02] And when the leg the guy without legs gets pussy

[00:22:06] That was another thing that really confused me by that movie

[00:22:08] So I was like, how can I got with no legs fuck because I assumed he didn't have a dig

[00:22:12] I asked my dad after we saw in the theater. What do you mean? He's got

[00:22:15] He didn't give this is not fucking completely. Well, that's what my dad said

[00:22:19] He said he still got the dig. You should have known that

[00:22:21] I assumed that he was missing a stubs didn't he? I don't remember

[00:22:26] He had stubs his legs were severed at the knee. Yeah, you fucking idiot

[00:22:30] No, it was higher than that

[00:22:32] No

[00:22:33] Maybe maybe whatever maybe mid-thigh maybe maybe though

[00:22:40] But I guess you can still fuck you absolutely could still fuck. Yeah

[00:22:44] That's got to suck to be one of those guys that comes back from Iraq

[00:22:47] Cockblun off. Yeah, and you're like, well, I guess I'll start a coffee company

[00:22:54] badass fucker coffee new from DC comics the dickless punishment

[00:23:03] I like the punisher because he represents my dickless

[00:23:08] The fact that I don't have a dick

[00:23:10] That will make so much sense if the punisher didn't have a dick

[00:23:16] Because yeah, why else would you be that fucked up robo cops didn't have a dick

[00:23:21] Yeah, but you could give him a robo cock

[00:23:24] They never went into that in the movie. Well, they should have robo cop awesome movie

[00:23:29] Both of them the new one. I thought the new one was sick too. Yeah, I liked it

[00:23:34] I didn't see my that seem where they're they're like

[00:23:36] Do you want to see what you look like without the stuff?

[00:23:38] And he's just like a brain and eyeballs. He's like

[00:23:43] Is this the new one? Yeah, he's like fucking he's like don't show me that again

[00:23:47] He's like trauma. He's like mostly robot. Yeah, he's like 99 percent. It would be awesome. It was just eyeballs brain and then cock

[00:23:57] They say she's a nieces cock dude. That's all I need

[00:24:00] More than you actually bitch. No, you just copy all I need is cock

[00:24:04] My balls and brain that was popping you're like why did they make the robot fat?

[00:24:10] Yeah

[00:24:12] I don't know

[00:24:14] I don't know where we didn't even think about it. Hey, that's kind of rude. Yeah, you guys made the robot fat for no reason

[00:24:18] Yeah, what I was in shape

[00:24:20] Dude, I was ripped. I was in really good shape

[00:24:23] damn

[00:24:25] I wouldn't

[00:24:26] If they made a mechanical penis, but it felt like a real penis would you get one?

[00:24:31] If the sensation was there I would cut off my own dick. It just it tricks your brain into thinking

[00:24:38] You're feeling it. Yeah, I just I didn't couldn't figure out what to google for that scene

[00:24:41] But I just typed in new robo cops scene and the first thing that comes up is the end this nightmare scene, which is him

[00:24:48] being shown

[00:24:50] This robo cop is like matte black right? The first one is like

[00:24:54] Like nobody's like he's like murdered out. It's all black. Oh the new one. I think it's black

[00:25:01] When did it come out like 2013 or something?

[00:25:03] 2014. Yeah

[00:25:06] Who was in that one who played robo cop?

[00:25:09] I forget

[00:25:11] She's done anything since then. I don't know. I don't think it's okay. We still

[00:25:15] Yeah, that's such

[00:25:17] Holy Christ

[00:25:27] Who did put that germ motherfucker in there?

[00:25:32] Oh

[00:25:34] You body may have gotten

[00:25:36] But you're still here. Is that Nick milking?

[00:25:41] Oh

[00:25:44] My brain

[00:25:46] We had to repair the damaged areas. Yeah, but we didn't feel the emotion or your intellect you want you understand me Alex

[00:25:55] You're you're in control

[00:25:59] I'm in control. Yes. So why don't they give a please

[00:26:04] Okay, my dick is wrong

[00:26:08] If I'm in control

[00:26:10] Then I want to die. It's awesome respect

[00:26:21] Damn did yeah, ultimate respect. Yeah, that would be fun

[00:26:24] I don't know why he even showed him that that's like you don't want to fucking just come back as an awesome fucking killer cyber

[00:26:30] Yeah, robot. It would be cool. It's left as my hand. Yeah parts of my brain

[00:26:36] Damn

[00:26:38] They should have given him a nice pick fleshy cock who plays robo cop in the new one

[00:26:43] Um

[00:26:44] A massive parry

[00:26:46] From friends. Oh good. I be anymore robo cop. My dick is gone

[00:26:52] It's not there. It's just gone

[00:26:56] Yeah, shots out to matt he kept you kept getting weird sitcoms

[00:27:01] Well, I like the whole nine yards a lot

[00:27:03] Mm-hmm. You also like you see Amanda Pete's titties. You also like the whole nine inches a lot and that's of what?

[00:27:11] Not a european is sure that you like you didn't like seeing Amanda penis

[00:27:16] No, man, a pea. Oh, man. This is a man's penis. Oh man. Oh penis. Yeah

[00:27:23] Are you man? No man

[00:27:26] Wait, hold on. Hold on

[00:27:29] I had him you're breaking up. Did you say no? I had in the room with you

[00:27:31] I

[00:27:35] I want to see

[00:27:38] You're doing an act of voice. Oh, Adam. Sorry. We're breaking up. There's some some other activity on your channel static on your line

[00:27:46] A different guy saying the guy you it's you actually but anyway, so anyway, we're back now. We're back to the show

[00:27:55] So that's cool that you like seeing a man's a penis. Yeah, that's no

[00:27:59] I like seeing the breasts of the actress and man to peat. Mm-hmm in addition to a man's a penis. Well

[00:28:07] Yeah, I'm no have you she had she her tits were garbage. No, they were pretty good

[00:28:14] But they were like early tits that I saw that were high amount of but bountiful

[00:28:20] A nice pair just like you know, uh an actress and you want to love these titties. Yeah immediately

[00:28:27] That is a an atrocious pair. Oh wait the scene in the window where she shows her tits is

[00:28:34] It's not an atrocious pair. It is in it. They're terrible tits out there in the university. These are those are nice and round

[00:28:41] I would call I would describe them as

[00:28:43] atrocious

[00:28:46] Do we have another angle on that?

[00:28:49] The scene where she's in the window flashing her tits is is nice to who?

[00:28:52] As Matthew Perry. She's Matthew Perry's girlfriend. No, he has a different girlfriend. He plays a dentist

[00:28:59] I believe I was straight, but then her awful tits made me gay

[00:29:05] They're not awful. I want to see them more. Hold on. I'm gonna pull them up on mine as well. They're mostly rib bones

[00:29:11] They're mostly what rib bones?

[00:29:13] Are you a man to pee? I like it. Did you like that?

[00:29:18] Your your mic just cut out. I don't know what you did below

[00:29:23] There you go. I'm sorry. I said I like a titty like that. Yeah. Well, nobody asked you

[00:29:28] Yeah, huh? Nobody the people at home. No the people imply it's implied that they have so let's have a vote

[00:29:33] Kl5 are they nice? They're nice. I say they're nice. I say they're nice. I say they're nice

[00:29:37] Two to one atrocious two to one. Yes, but you just said they're nice. I'm saying they're atrocious. So the weight of my vote

[00:29:44] No, that's not true every man one man one vote. My yes, but my vote no you average democracy

[00:29:50] I didn't say that I said they're not if I said they're not nice. You said they're nice and they would be nice

[00:29:54] I said they're atrocious. Well, we have two nice. The question was are they nice? So they it averages out to their sort of okay

[00:30:01] They're sort of bad. They're sort of the standard is nice. They're kind right?

[00:30:05] If you if you if they're exceptional then the standard is nice. What do you mean?

[00:30:10] Like an average titty is nice. Here's the thing you're talking about my question was are

[00:30:14] I say they're above that. Let's say they are nice. It's it. Yes. Let's say we're on a website right

[00:30:19] called Amanda Pete's tits. Okay. Uh-huh dot dot biz dot biz

[00:30:24] And we're all customers leaving reviews and you guys were like they're pretty nice six out of 10 stars three star

[00:30:29] Yeah, six out of ten stars and I come along zero star and I zero star she doesn't serve a zero star

[00:30:35] That affects the average lowers. Yeah, that's not what we're talking about. We're not we're not voting a major

[00:30:41] on a star system. We're both not a star. They're weighted votes. No, they're not weighted. There's no

[00:30:47] Democratic. No, as what will our caucus declare her titties?

[00:30:52] Declaring them nice. No, you can write a dissenting opinion. It's like the Supreme Court

[00:30:57] If you vote in writing a setting opinion if you vote emphatically for Donald Trump, it's not worth two votes

[00:31:03] It's one vote. No, I already said it's a Supreme Court. It's not

[00:31:06] It's the Supreme Court. Yes. It's yes. This is like the Supreme Court. Yes. It's a yes or no Nick is

[00:31:12] Nick is fucking Scalia the what's her name fucking RGB was like yeah, he's cool. Kavanaugh rules

[00:31:20] I'm an old bitch and I love Kavanaugh. He's a very decent man

[00:31:25] I

[00:31:27] Think I also saw and I didn't do any research. I just saw it quickly that she's never had a black like clerk once

[00:31:35] RBG that means she's that means she's racist. I mean it would probably you would think it would happen

[00:31:41] Mm-hmm. She's been there for what like 45 years or some shit

[00:31:45] She's old as shit. Yeah a long time. Maybe not 45. I'm gonna really guess 30

[00:31:50] Mm-hmm. She looks like shit. She looks horrible. She's probably gonna die

[00:31:56] Yeah

[00:31:57] Yeah, Trump's gonna get three Supreme Court

[00:32:00] It's gonna be awesome. Fuck it Hillary lost the election 90 years

[00:32:04] Oh, my next my next conservative rule in this country is gonna be

[00:32:08] My two choices are Judge Doom from who frame graduate

[00:32:12] And Judge Holden from blood marrading

[00:32:14] And I'm deciding between the two. I don't know which one we're gonna go with

[00:32:21] Just different actors to portray judge Reinhold

[00:32:25] Like he's not yeah, but he's just that's just his name his judge. He's a great actor

[00:32:29] He's a good actor, but you can't appoint him well. We're changing the way things work

[00:32:34] We're gonna do a lot of things. We're gonna get some of my friends from fast times at Ridgemont High

[00:32:41] Sean Penn as

[00:32:43] Spicoli is gonna be the head of the DEA

[00:32:47] And he's got a great new policy. We're making weed legal, but only for white people

[00:32:53] That's basically the truth

[00:32:57] And it's called spicoli's law

[00:32:59] Spicoli's law

[00:33:07] Shuts out to Sean Penn dude. What a career well, I'll tell you what if you like wearing underwear

[00:33:12] Like wearing what underwear. Oh, I love it

[00:33:16] If you're what you would call somebody who doesn't wear diapers because they're not a baby right Adam for example wears diapers

[00:33:24] Because i'm on Adam. Yeah, I know

[00:33:26] We weren't supposed to say sorry. Do we edit that? No, we have to leave that in there

[00:33:31] It's an ad so we can't we can't happen to the ad space can't be they can't be edited. It's a medical issue though. You're right to

[00:33:38] Yeah, it's a private medical pro

[00:33:40] prolapse that was regular guys

[00:33:43] You like perma prolapse that's just hold my entire eyes wet

[00:33:48] Because I have to spray it with a spray bottle to keep it misted

[00:33:51] Adam Scott Adam Scott squeegee guys that come up to him Adam stops that intersection you guys come up and start shining his ass

[00:34:00] I took them 25

[00:34:03] Looking pretty dirty at balls

[00:34:05] Yeah, clean up. We don't have to worry about that because we were a mac welden underwear

[00:34:08] That's right better than whatever type of big boy pants you're wearing. Yeah, you know if you're not wearing mac weldens right now

[00:34:15] You're a fucking bitch. You're a loser and you might as well wear diapers because you're a baby. Yeah

[00:34:20] Mm-hmm. Mac welden believes in smart design premium fabrics and simple shopping. I love those three things

[00:34:27] Yeah, you know they they hooked it up. I went there. I picked out some underwear real easy

[00:34:32] I didn't need my mom's help. No, I caught when I went I called my mom

[00:34:36] But I called my mom was on the phone because I was scared to be honest with you

[00:34:40] I was using the computer by myself

[00:34:43] But I said I'm not a baby. I don't need diapers. I don't need to wear diapers like a baby does

[00:34:48] I can wear I can buy them like are you sure I can buy my own underwear and I was afraid I Googled underwear and I saw pictures of girls

[00:34:55] And it scared me. It's yeah, because I thought I was porn, but it was seers

[00:35:01] Yes, and then I found mac welden.com is really easy

[00:35:04] I typed it in and I did some simple shopping for a simple minded man

[00:35:09] No matter how low your IQ is if you're you are a mentally disabled yet fully grown man who wears regular underwear

[00:35:17] Yes, then you'll love mackerel

[00:35:19] Love mackerel because you might not be smart, but the design is that's so true

[00:35:24] Is that a lot of their designs feature a hole in the front to pull your penis through

[00:35:29] Wow, I thought that was real smart

[00:35:31] Yeah, because I always pull my pants all the way down at the urinal

[00:35:35] But you can pull it through the hole is the reason I am no longer allowed at regal cinemas

[00:35:41] Is for pulling my pants all the way down in the in the bathroom and then also in one of the theaters when you were stuck at four

[00:35:46] The bathroom theater while seeing Rango. Yes

[00:35:51] Here's the other thing about the smart design. Yeah, you put those on backwards you can shit out of them

[00:35:56] You can shit through the hole. Yeah, that sounds

[00:36:01] Or you could be fucked through it

[00:36:07] If you put briefs on backwards, it does a better job of pulling your penis through your legs and hiding it

[00:36:12] Yeah, you're not embarrassed. I like to be perfectly flat. Yeah, no bulge

[00:36:19] You're not embarrassed of your penis where you're right, which is a big problem for me. You know how girls hate bulge. Yeah, hate it

[00:36:26] Uh, they believe they believe in smart design. Wow, they believe in it. They believe it. Do you believe?

[00:36:33] Do you believe in smart design?

[00:36:36] through the hole

[00:36:38] I can feel something inside my ass

[00:36:43] I really do think I'm getting

[00:36:48] Backworld will be the most comfortable underwear socks shirts undershirts hoodies and sweatpants and more that you'll ever wear

[00:36:55] Do condoms dude? I hate uncomfortable condoms. You put them on or all scratchy. Yep. Your cock is I get allergic reaction

[00:37:03] I have to use velcro condoms because I'm mentally retarded. That's right

[00:37:06] But mac world none the way

[00:37:12] That's that kind of stuff

[00:37:14] Yeah, they know about that shit. They got a line of silver underwear and shirts that are naturally anti-microbial

[00:37:21] Saying what's that mean? They're made out of silver? No, no, you're fine

[00:37:24] I thought they were and then I let my friend fire his handgun into my penis

[00:37:30] And now I have no I've lost my penis in what I like to call

[00:37:35] the

[00:37:37] Iraq of science

[00:37:39] Iraq of experimentation

[00:37:41] I was not deployed in Iraq itself. I did I lost my penis and I consider myself a veteran

[00:37:47] Absolutely like if you lose your dick in any kind of accident. You should be get a purple heart your vet

[00:37:52] That's a war. Yeah, you are you get the Applebee's discount

[00:37:56] You get the Panera bread discount. You are on the same tier as a farm threat industrial thrasher

[00:38:01] Yeah, any type of penis action once your cock comes out of your fucking body

[00:38:07] Welcome to the member of the US gets ripped off in a factory

[00:38:11] Separ Fai you have to be a father who raw and you hear like that looney tunes like

[00:38:21] You just feel a phantom

[00:38:24] Take it over

[00:38:27] No the silver line of underwear and shirts are naturally antimicrobial, which means they eliminate odor whoa

[00:38:33] I know I smell bad no matter how stinky your pussy is if you don't make it disappear

[00:38:38] Look dude a lot of women who listen to this show have just disgusting. There's stink lines. We have one of

[00:38:44] I say i'm not gonna fuck them and then I do yes, we look at the analytics your nub with my nub

[00:38:50] You shot off. No, I'm like neither of us are gonna enjoy this and you take their pants off and you go

[00:38:55] Oh

[00:38:56] My mom's like a subway that went out of business

[00:39:01] It's just a wizard indian family living in and out of business subway

[00:39:07] They do are they all shitting in one seven eleven big golf cup

[00:39:10] That's what it smells like in the indian family died in a subway that they were also using as a daughter

[00:39:20] They yeasty kind of indian

[00:39:23] Um, that's not true. I have never said that too. I know no, but if you're pussy smelled like that

[00:39:30] Mac weldon would have no problem clearing that up with their silver and thy microbial shit

[00:39:35] Listen up indian guys. They got a silver line or anyone

[00:39:38] Anyone

[00:39:41] Anyone with smelly genitalia anyone at all with a smelly pussy

[00:39:47] Could have been an Italian family in that way

[00:39:49] Comfortable so if you don't like your first pair you can keep it and they'll still refund you no questions asked

[00:39:54] No, no questions. Not by them. Is your dick small? I'll ask the questions. We'll call you up personally

[00:40:00] Is it because your cock is little motherfucker? Why is it because you're too indian?

[00:40:05] Or

[00:40:07] Not indian for that matter or no, you're not even indian

[00:40:11] I'm just asking these are some of the questions

[00:40:14] These are some of the questions that I will ask but mac weldon won't these are here's just some of the questions mac weldon won't

[00:40:19] We'll not ask they will not ask you this is it because your dick is too small

[00:40:23] Is it because you're indian and you smell

[00:40:28] No one is asking you that

[00:40:30] Is not mac well this or us actually we will not even be a sound they keep right

[00:40:35] They're processing your refund right now mr. Vikram just real quick. Are you too indian?

[00:40:41] We couldn't help but read the name. We just saw your name

[00:40:45] Perhaps or two. We will not ask you that no one will ask you that to be clear

[00:40:51] Okay. Yeah, just putting a note in here and refunds good. Okay

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[00:41:23] That felt like having an old friend back. Oh great. I miss him. I'm mister and i'm gonna be missing them

[00:41:30] After they

[00:41:34] Felt like going over thanksgiving just chopping up with your friends from high school

[00:41:38] And then you told them about your life now and they don't want to hang out and they don't want to they're like oh, yeah

[00:41:43] We're they were gone for a long time because I couldn't figure out how to sign a pdf

[00:41:46] Yeah, hilarious. Yeah, you ever you you gotta use the hello sign or some shit, dude

[00:41:53] But that sounds a little too. There's some some fucking you ever do that shit

[00:41:58] What just like docu sign and hello sign and all this other oh, yeah

[00:42:02] Also, I guess I should plug as long as you were in the closed corner cum dot town

[00:42:06] Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, we got t-shirts. They don't have anti-brite microbial. I don't none of that shit

[00:42:11] What are you? No, not gilden. They're next level. There's some good next level of buildings or ganics next

[00:42:18] The people who request gilden because people are like can you print these on some guildens? They're fattish. You're fattish. Yes

[00:42:23] I know because they're so heavy duty that they suppress your titties. Yeah, right. Nobody's good

[00:42:29] We know you have big ass nipples on it

[00:42:32] There's one type of building that's good. Yeah, no, there isn't bitch. Yes. I was making my arms pop, dude

[00:42:38] Nice. Yeah, yeah, make your buys look big. Yeah. Yeah, Nick wall should be printing next little bikini briefs

[00:42:44] Because it makes his balls pop now. They guys have a penis

[00:42:47] I'll be selling t-shirt also clothes t-shirts on the road

[00:42:53] This weekend at Rochester on the third September third

[00:42:57] Uh, then in boston the 16th and the 17th

[00:43:00] Oakland on the 24th

[00:43:02] Seattle the 29th portland on the 30th and i'm working on maybe in dianapolis and louisville in uh, september and maybe filley too

[00:43:09] Who knows?

[00:43:11] Stay tuned folks and come see us every monday if uh,

[00:43:14] Funny moms and every tuesday at the stand for fat tuesday

[00:43:18] Also, if you like the show and you want you already listened to all the episodes

[00:43:21] We got a backlog on patreon five dollars a month to get an extra episode

[00:43:25] Absolutely get that shit you motherfuckers or underwear

[00:43:28] Um, you have to buy one of the things we just told you final plug

[00:43:32] Uh the 29th a month from today. Although this is coming out on wednesday

[00:43:36] So it'll be less than a month from when this comes out. I'll be at the lodge room in highland park, los angeles, california

[00:43:42] The west coast dude, but i'll be in fucking

[00:43:45] Seattle i don't be and i think i'll be in san diego before that but i don't know where a master of inventory i just got a

[00:43:52] Attent i'm trying to go camping with bobby next time nice. Yeah, i want to get into camping

[00:43:57] I'm not i hate the outdoors dude really i do dude. I love it. I just want to wash my beard in a stream

[00:44:02] I'm scared of the outdoors bugs dude. Yes. I don't like bugs. I don't like little noises. I don't like mosquitoes

[00:44:09] I'm sweet. My shit is sweet. You know, love me. They love me more dude. Mm-hmm. Well, you have diabetes

[00:44:16] Exactly. I'm some fucking like a candy bar for them. Look at that big old

[00:44:19] I'm from

[00:44:37] Yeah, i don't fuck with that. I don't i like to shit indoors

[00:44:40] If i'm trying to fall asleep and i'm almost asleep and i got bit

[00:44:44] I spring out of bed and i get so fucking pissed off. It happens all the fucking time

[00:44:49] Yeah, there's just one in your room. The worst is when yes, the worst is when it's just you and that motherfucker

[00:44:54] And you can't and you fucking turn the lights on you gotta fucking find him. You gotta find yes

[00:44:58] I hate that and it's like 2 a.m. And you're like so crazy sweating angry

[00:45:03] Cussing so you just text some guys, you know to kind of calm you down. Yeah, i'm having a hard time

[00:45:08] I'll have a hard time mark. Yeah, it's just i don't know how to find this mosquito

[00:45:12] I'm gonna go online and look up bug chasing

[00:45:16] Doesn't help me to find somebody can chase down this bug for me. Oh, yeah, i'll just sight unseen and invite these bug chasers

[00:45:24] Oh, yeah, they want me to get on all fours and i guess if that'll help catch them the speed though

[00:45:31] I guess if that's how if i that's what i have to do. It's a supportive community. Yeah

[00:45:37] I fucking hate those motherfuckers. Yeah

[00:45:39] So the one time i went camping was like in college

[00:45:42] And I didn't even sleep in the tent. We all passed out listening to iron maiden in my car smoking a blunt

[00:45:49] So I just fell asleep in my Chevy blazer and woke up at like 5 a.m

[00:45:55] But with no battery because my car had run out of battery too much maiden dude too much maiden dude

[00:46:01] That's gay. You just parked in the woods and yeah, literally i never even get the camp

[00:46:06] We made like a stir fry in the fire

[00:46:09] Which isn't even like a meal a camping meal. Yeah, no, it's not

[00:46:13] You see when eldest no it was me and these fucking idiots that I got kicked out of my dorm for smoking weed with

[00:46:19] So it was just like the dumbest people i knew but yeah

[00:46:22] I was trying to convince myself that they were my boys because otherwise I had just made a huge mistake

[00:46:27] Yeah getting kicked out of dorms. I'm gonna get into camping and bow hunting and tomahawk hunting

[00:46:31] I'm gonna start i'm gonna start hatchet hunting you're just you just want to be arthur. Yeah. I want i want to be be arthur

[00:46:39] Yeah

[00:46:40] Be arthur that's the trans

[00:46:42] Yeah

[00:46:43] I don't know. I don't know if I could actually hunt

[00:46:46] No, this seems fucked up. Yeah, it's fucked up those animals are just chilling

[00:46:49] I mean

[00:46:50] He said baby. The coolest but it's like the cruelest way. It's a cruel yeah

[00:46:55] What's the best way to kill an animal with bazooka

[00:46:57] The soup up, but then you get to eat instantly vaporized, but you get to eat the meat did you you are pey

[00:47:03] Oh, how does Joe Rogan kill his animals? That's what that's what we should be doing kettlebells

[00:47:10] Thunderclaps are head

[00:47:17] Telling you man, it's really crazy

[00:47:19] When you bro when you get that deer up in front of you and you crush its fucking stuff

[00:47:27] He has cool kettlebells that are like carved with like a demon's head. Yeah, I want that shit, dude

[00:47:34] That's when I'll get ripped when I have demon kettlebells. Yeah

[00:47:38] Put it up up up up up, but is there a humane way to hunt? No, no, no never go to the grocery store

[00:47:45] No, but they're treated worse. No, they're treated good

[00:47:50] You have to remember that those cows did something wrong. That's true in a past. I might they broke the law in a past life

[00:47:56] They're bad people they were in the old eyes. They're Indian guys that messed up somehow

[00:48:03] Is an American yeah, it's the Indian guys from that bus rape. Yeah, they were all cowbell with cows

[00:48:09] What bus rape that famous rape on a bus? I think that was an epidemic

[00:48:13] Yeah, there was a Bollywood movie speed

[00:48:20] If the bus goes under 50 miles power we will stop raping

[00:48:27] Should we just slow the bus down then? No, no

[00:48:34] Yep, yeah, Sandra Bullock pass on that one pretty quick I

[00:48:38] Mmm. I

[00:48:41] Never saw any of the speed movies. It's my second one on a boat. Yeah, and it doesn't it doesn't go fast

[00:48:47] And they don't have Keanu what yeah, it's a hacker that is taking over the boat

[00:48:52] It's like Willem de Foe or some bullshit the boat looks like it's going like three miles an hour

[00:48:57] Like Tommy Lee Jones. I can't remember who plays the hat doesn't sound like Tommy Lee Jones

[00:49:02] Yeah, no, I think Tommy Lee Jones is an under siege to that. He's a baby. Yes

[00:49:07] So it's Willem de Foe and he's like just running around the boat with a laptop like hacking

[00:49:17] Because I love the first one and I saw the first one was sick. I saw the second one. I think somewhere

[00:49:23] On Long Island. They got Sandra Bullock for the second one, but not Keanu

[00:49:27] I remember damn Keanu Keanu had the juice like that he passed. Yeah, he passed

[00:49:31] I was like absolute piece of shit. He's a smart dude. I fuck with Keanu, but yeah

[00:49:36] He must have been doing good to fucking be like, no, I don't want to be in here with sand sandy again

[00:49:42] I don't want to run this back. I'm kind of jealous of him because he's like I don't know

[00:49:46] I don't think he's a very he's probably not a genius or anything, but everyone thinks he's dumb

[00:49:50] So whenever he says something that's not a dumb man whenever he says something

[00:49:54] There's so many other things I know he's a master. He's like great at martial arts

[00:50:01] He doesn't have the there's a millionaire. He's a million of it public intellectual Adam

[00:50:07] I'm not saying that everyone thinks I'm smart

[00:50:10] When you're this everyone everyone used to make fun of him for being dumb because the bill and Ted's or whatever

[00:50:16] Yes, and make fun of him for being like kind of like an an air zero range

[00:50:20] Which like is true. He doesn't really have much range and he's got like sort of like a weird kind of like negative charisma and star

[00:50:27] Power like he can do all his stunts and he can like just be in a movie, but I think people use the calm dumb too

[00:50:34] He was good in the replaceable difference between neo

[00:50:39] What's the difference? Yeah, I mean neo he takes the he takes the red pill. What's the difference John

[00:50:46] We're the difference between their emotional profile. I mean, it's almost like John Wick loves his dog

[00:50:53] John with you said lesbian is out to fucking kill lesbian girlfriend. Yeah, he's trying to kill computers

[00:51:01] Our neo has a whole a mission of hope. I understand that there are different movies

[00:51:07] I'm saying and don't wake you sad. Yeah, it doesn't read. I would say it does dude. It doesn't read

[00:51:14] There's nuance compare that to like an actor like Michael Fassbender

[00:51:18] Who big penis huge cock very talented actor and

[00:51:23] Like there's plenty of he has plenty of range. Mm-hmm

[00:51:27] It's a completely different between the slave owner and 12 years of slave in the robot and a magneto. Yeah magneto

[00:51:33] Mm-hmm. He's all over the place. Yeah

[00:51:36] Well, I'm hardy Tom Hardy not that I mean he can like do a silly voice here in there

[00:51:41] But he's yeah Tom Hardy gets a like I think people think he's better at acting people think he's better than he actually is

[00:51:47] Just a movie star. Yeah. Yeah, she's hot. Yeah. That's those big lips

[00:51:52] He's incredible. I love him. You love Tom Hardy Tom Cruise. We're talking about Tom Hardy. Oh, sorry

[00:51:59] You're reading a text you're on your phone not paying from a guy. Yeah, it's from a guy

[00:52:03] You don't get important text messages anymore. We know that I had it was an important text message. It was my doctor

[00:52:09] What is your dog? Oh shit, they can't gross cock back. They said that they said that it was your doctor

[00:52:17] Your estrogen

[00:52:22] They want to bottle your estrogen to me give to trans were you gonna have to hook hoses up from you to every trans person in New York City

[00:52:29] He said that the transplant surgery has been approved by the insurance like a big mother mother bug

[00:52:34] So I'm getting a huge aesthetic Adams Adams Avi positor is leaking hormones into a big vat that everyone's every every trans person

[00:52:43] New York's got a crazy straw that goes into it

[00:52:46] We're all drinking Adam's estrogen from his Avi positor

[00:52:51] This crazy straws should come back they never really went away. We got rid of I haven't seen one in forever

[00:52:57] We don't even have regular straws. No, we don't that's right

[00:53:00] That's a that's an act of defiance. Yeah against the status of the a neo-liberal status

[00:53:07] Right now and find somebody earnestly saying that crazy straws is offensive to people with suffering from mental

[00:53:14] Yeah, one a hundred percent neurodivergent people that one's easy. Is that what they call? Yeah, they don't call him like

[00:53:21] Mentally mentally ill it's neurodivergent damn

[00:53:24] Damn your neuro atypical imagine my dick is a dumbass retail. I have P I'm penile divergent. Oh, I'm sorry

[00:53:32] I didn't realize I'm a rectillly divergent and realize you're a retard. You're penile atypical

[00:53:42] Damn, that's so fucking stupid

[00:53:44] I want a nice crazy straw dude

[00:53:47] Let's fucking order a big ass pack

[00:53:49] That'll show it is really it is really satisfying to use. I know it's a crazy straw

[00:53:57] It's like a roller coaster for your drink for your for your for your lemonade fan your fan to lemonade

[00:54:04] For your suicide that you made oh

[00:54:08] 2011 shots at the suicides I

[00:54:11] Remember getting street credit getting street cred by having the fuck most fucked up suicide at skateland

[00:54:18] In rosedale Maryland. I used to go sprite and lemonade. That was my go-to as a kid

[00:54:23] I mean that's not I thought it was just you're fucking up the flavors. I just liked soda by it. No, dude. You got to do a surge

[00:54:30] Surge right sprite and lemonade is the replacement for surge of vault

[00:54:35] I don't remember. I've never tried it vault came out a couple years after they discontinued surge and vault was good

[00:54:40] But now everybody's a surge surge is the one with like that was really green and red, right?

[00:54:46] Yeah, yeah, you got some last year. Yeah, I got something added on Amazon

[00:54:51] It tastes good. No, it was alright. I think I tried a sip and it was like insanely sweet surge soda is back

[00:54:59] The legendary surge is back

[00:55:03] No, it's not dude. It's all coming back jinkos surge hacky sack

[00:55:08] Fucking the 90s are back, baby. I remember website doesn't work. It just keeps fucking reloading and fucking up

[00:55:14] Dude those big pants not jinkos, but like I guess like the bondage pants those pants

[00:55:20] Those parents to hide like the cell weed. Yeah, nugs

[00:55:25] Just put a little in there put fucking

[00:55:28] Slow sticks

[00:55:29] Glow sticks day rape drugs

[00:55:31] GHB. Yeah, I remember like Mountain Dew in the 90s thinking like damn if I drank Mountain Dew I could be a skateboarder

[00:55:38] Yeah, like I just you thought every advertisement 100%

[00:55:41] Yeah, their whole branding was that is every one I was like this is real dude

[00:55:45] I remember fucking sneaking my mom's lean cuisines to try not be fat

[00:55:50] Like well the fuck these will work. Yeah, and like and can I be honest the chicken Alfredo's pretty good. Yeah, I think you ever fuck with

[00:55:57] The glean cuisines no

[00:55:59] Never no what about lean pockets Adam eats a peen cuisine which is

[00:56:05] microwave

[00:56:07] With some cum pudding peen cuisine is good. It's not a real thing. Yeah, it is in your household

[00:56:15] Hello, this is the census. What do you eat for dinner?

[00:56:19] penis cuisine oh

[00:56:21] This is the freedom resident of freedom residents. Yeah, we'll mark that down. That's down on the

[00:56:26] Government record on the record and it's real. It's an inappropriate question. Yes. It's taker to add

[00:56:33] This is are you Mexican?

[00:56:35] That's a new question we got on there too

[00:56:39] Did you ever eat lean cuisines Nick? No, I never ate a lean cuisine damn what the fuck I

[00:56:44] Would have guessed you would have had a lean cuisine era. I'm never never any kind of like microwave dinner

[00:56:50] I mean the shit I remember eating a lot a lot of cup noodles

[00:56:54] Dye dr. Pepper oh, yeah, fucking stove top stuffing that never had stove top instant like stuffing mix

[00:57:01] My mom used to just have a ton of like Indian food frozen from Trader Joe's

[00:57:06] Ooh trader Joe's I don't even know that shit is all like 20 bucks. It's from the west coast

[00:57:10] I think we got it before you guys

[00:57:12] California had it before Nevada nice. Yeah, but like that shit is mad cheap in college. I survived off that shit

[00:57:19] But it's got like peen cuisine. It's got like got no

[00:57:22] It's got like five days worth of sodium

[00:57:25] trader Joe have

[00:57:27] They had like a trader penis they had like you know, yeah, it's always like trader. Jao

[00:57:33] They got I think they got rid of chick trader mings. I think people took exception really. Yeah, they have to like yani

[00:57:40] Oh race trader Joe

[00:57:45] Damn Joe's a pirate it's a pirate themed. It's that it's literally a rapist themed

[00:57:51] Grocery store, they're like oh, we don't want to be Chinese. We don't want to be racist

[00:57:55] Trader Ming what's racist about trader me? Well all of them were like plays on the name of fucking care

[00:58:01] Yeah, they don't care at all. Yeah, so it should have been jang trader

[00:58:05] Well, it's just like it's like it's like people that used to say the n-word in high school and are now like SJWs

[00:58:13] That kind of Chinese

[00:58:16] Suck juicy right weener. Yeah, but it used to be like trader Giotto's for the Italian. They don't do that anymore

[00:58:23] I used to love that shit

[00:58:25] I think I know I I had an indie or a Chinese food thing from Trader Joe's the other day

[00:58:30] And it did not say trader mings on it and I will not be frequenting their establishment anymore

[00:58:35] Yeah, make it racist again. You've lost a lot of business until you're racist again. Yeah, I'm gonna go over to Whole Foods

[00:58:43] Or I can get food for whores. Yeah

[00:58:46] Sluts

[00:58:47] Sluts this whole food

[00:58:49] I

[00:58:52] Love shopping at Whole Foods just to feed my fucking horse some dumb bitch to come in here get dinner for pussy

[00:59:03] Damn

[00:59:05] Yeah, yeah, we used to go to that fucking those horrible like discount supermarkets and like didn't even have meat

[00:59:11] But just had like canned shit and like the giant like 20 pound bags of cereal. Mm-hmm. That was my shit

[00:59:19] Dude the bootleg fucking lucky charms and shit

[00:59:23] Yeah, we should go to call like tote bags and get like frozen burritos like a hundred frozen burritos

[00:59:28] I just have those after school. Would you put them in your ass first? I thought microwave was cooking

[00:59:33] It made me feel very adult. We didn't have a microwave you didn't till I was 14 or so

[00:59:38] They'll be 13. Yeah, I had a little black and decker like a toaster oven

[00:59:43] Yes, we were a very big toaster oven. How's a lot of a lot of cooking in a toaster? Yes?

[00:59:49] Absolutely, I didn't even know that's the only way I prepared hot pockets for the majority of my life

[00:59:54] It takes so much longer. I know but guess what I like it. I got a nice little

[00:59:58] Yeah, you can watch it. Oh, I loved watching it bro ding the ding made my dick hard. Yep

[01:00:08] If I hear that ding right now, I will get fucking stiff dude fucking

[01:00:14] What fuck are those with fucker those dogs?

[01:00:19] That guy path off path off

[01:00:22] That motherfuckers dogs, dude. I got a fucklobe in response to that little ding

[01:00:27] I'll tell you that much. Yes, sexy. My name is a Marco get sexy

[01:00:36] No, no, it is a coincidence

[01:00:39] My name is just a coincidence man. It's in the village. I come from the village is named that but

[01:00:46] I'm it's not what I do

[01:00:48] Did that video ever do I ever show you that video that guy like going for like a hike near like a lighthouse or something? Yeah, that those two

[01:00:56] Two Egyptian guys that go blowing each other. Oh, yeah, but the guy wasn't even hard

[01:01:02] That was like the weird thing about it. Mm-hmm. The one guy was kind of soft. Oh, they're both old. Wait. Were they 69?

[01:01:07] No, it was one guy sucking another guy before I love get my dick sucked soft. Yeah, that's the best

[01:01:13] Oh, no, it makes me feel terrible. Why why love getting hard while getting so bad for them?

[01:01:18] Well, you're dick will get hard man. Yeah, yeah

[01:01:23] Then I feel really that I mean the part yeah

[01:01:27] Just having sex with you in general is what you should be a bad about well, I feel bad after I bust I

[01:01:33] Feel yeah for sure like everyone else I

[01:01:36] Feel bad during

[01:01:38] There's a brief moment when I'm like first sucking on titties that I'm like now we're talking

[01:01:44] Mm-hmm and then the actual moments when I bust and the first second that I'm in

[01:01:50] Mm-hmm, but I other than that other than me apologizing the whole time. I think I'm pretty confident

[01:01:55] We do that as like a bit. I'm sorry. I'm sorry

[01:02:00] I'm I'm terribly sorry. Oh, excuse me excuse me. I'll be out of your hair in a second

[01:02:06] Mm-hmm. I'm terribly sorry

[01:02:09] Out of your hair is just fucking your pubes

[01:02:17] Like a big bush I just I only like to fuck the pubes. I love to fuck the pubes that's what my mom

[01:02:24] My mommy would do that. That's how you stay clean. I think you only fuck the pubes

[01:02:30] I think it's sexist to penetrate a woman

[01:02:33] So I have sex with I would never penetrate a woman's orifice

[01:02:41] Any orifice

[01:02:43] Not even if she forced me

[01:02:49] Yeah, we gotta get to the show

[01:02:52] Thank you for listening everyone. Thanks for listening folks come see us funny moms were there every Monday

[01:02:59] Yeah, take us for LA. I might put a half book a second one. Bye