Cum Town | Regular | 08/14/2019
[00:00:00] Hello everyone welcome to come town we're hot off the fake death of Jeffrey Epstein
[00:00:06] he committed suicide Adam you think he committed suicide of course I don't
[00:00:11] everyone else but I know everyone wants to hear our takes on Epstein but
[00:00:14] something more important to happen the foremost expert you state we had to
[00:00:18] bring somebody in friends of the show who you know I mean maybe some of not
[00:00:25] really your downfall but definitely the downfall of BAM March era was at least
[00:00:39] Oh the producer usually do it usually make some mess of things like gets it to
[00:00:46] happen right they just bring things together to make it happen yeah that would
[00:00:49] be yeah that would be your job I always thought that was my title with
[00:00:52] in that regard but he produces his own you know mess himself yeah I just kind of
[00:00:56] got involved we brought our vinyan because he had actually right prior to
[00:01:01] the suicide had booked Jeffrey Epstein for a mid Atlantic tour he's gonna do
[00:01:05] you all gonna do stories he was gonna go on stage he was gonna be like an hour
[00:01:08] Hartford Connecticut of him signing like well I named drop Adam when I met
[00:01:13] over yeah yeah he was really good he was sponsored by like a grip tape
[00:01:19] company that makes script tape out of weed and they were it's called weed
[00:01:25] grips mm-hmm they were doing the Jeffrey Epstein too crazy to die yeah I mean we
[00:01:33] were booked solid and then every town in Connecticut that doesn't have a
[00:01:37] college I got a fall back with bagel boss though yeah have you contacted him
[00:01:45] bagel boss yeah you could get stuff together yeah I mean it I want to see
[00:01:51] what his he's got a boxing match coming up in Atlantic City so I kind of want to
[00:01:54] see if it's just him a guy out with other people there is he fighting were
[00:01:59] you pulling a dead tape because he's fighting Lenny Dykstra the no I was
[00:02:05] I was like see today I think it's picking up like static I only even met them
[00:02:10] because the day bam went to dr. Phil he signed a contract it took $2,500 from
[00:02:17] some boxing promoter to be like the referee and he didn't tell anybody and
[00:02:21] then it just came out on TMZ the same time he was like I'm gonna rehab so it's
[00:02:24] like the guy ended up you want his money back and then of course everybody
[00:02:29] comes to me for that so I ended up talking like that and then I said oh you
[00:02:32] managed bagel boss so nice let's put something together let's for what he's
[00:02:37] doing bagel boss is doing the two crazy to die he's telling all of
[00:02:42] Jeffrey Epstein stories we just got the shirts made up already thing is it's
[00:02:46] Epstein stories are in the contract not the man himself that's right we've got
[00:02:50] bagel boss going around I have I have my own island
[00:02:55] would do whatever I want on it I don't care child's I don't have to put in my
[00:03:02] dating profile that I'm looking for children yeah he's a pint-sized cutie
[00:03:07] that is true I wonder if he would be rejected by kids the same way he was
[00:03:11] rejected by adult women probably well he must be getting so much pussy now
[00:03:16] that he's famous you know what's funny that's probably literally is there's a
[00:03:22] picture of him and like a god what a loser and then like a sneaker company
[00:03:26] gave him a hat and they were like what's his name was he didn't wear him like
[00:03:30] a fubu with like a jean shorts like George's but they must just be children's
[00:03:36] pants because there's like long shorts on him but he's pretty small I feel like
[00:03:41] that's gonna be the next thing that there's like 200 articles about my name
[00:03:46] unread it about is that last comment that I just made right there yeah don't
[00:03:51] be so insecure self-conscious I've heard about it I've already given them too
[00:03:56] much credit by referring to their shitty post's articles yeah
[00:03:59] these people are journalists they are barely functioning autistic show yeah
[00:04:05] they make their way out there man I've run into a few people in person I don't
[00:04:09] know how but it's happened yeah from that are oh they're everywhere sir fans of
[00:04:14] the show you know yeah I also put my phone number out there kind of inviting
[00:04:18] it in you put your phone number out there yeah I did write when the band stuff
[00:04:21] was happening just because I was kind of excited to get any kind of cloud at
[00:04:26] all even if it was them saying I was like a murderer a child rapist or something
[00:04:29] so you thought you were gonna get cloud by giving your posting your number
[00:04:32] yeah I got like 15,000 calls well that's cloud that sounds like cloud you got
[00:04:37] fucking awesome you got 15,000 I have my phone bill man like not on me but I
[00:04:42] could show you yeah for sure and I don't know some of them might have been the
[00:04:46] same person you know I'm a parlay 15,000 I still have the same exact phone number
[00:04:51] too so I build these calls after this yeah so Vin everyone's wondering what do
[00:04:56] you think about the Jeffrey Epstein situation right now I mean I was always
[00:05:00] more of like a Jerry Sandusky guy myself when it came to following it
[00:05:04] media pedophiles yeah just like following you know I didn't really follow I didn't
[00:05:08] know this guy when it happened you were you just heard he died and then I kind of
[00:05:11] got into it but you believe he died the committed suicide I think that I
[00:05:17] depends man I think in jail they go for those targets a lot so you're probably
[00:05:22] have been a cool character on Oz yeah he's in the Emerald City uh-huh and like
[00:05:30] you know he's like maybe got some kind of alliance with Napa with the wizard
[00:05:35] no Oz the show they have an Emerald City in that that's why it's called Oz
[00:05:41] that's why the name the wing of the prison is called Emerald City it's like an
[00:05:47] experimental prison which I can't even remember what the experiment is as far
[00:05:52] as I can tell it's the same as the rest of the prison except there's like more
[00:05:56] one of every type of personality and race but people are saying that he got
[00:05:59] killed because he might have known other people that were involved in that kind
[00:06:02] of shit that is what's going on yeah yeah which I could see do you what do you
[00:06:08] think that's what happened I mean the only celebrities I've ever met in my life
[00:06:13] have been so fucked up beyond belief that I don't really know what yeah but
[00:06:18] you know like here's the thing here's that here's how you know it's a guy like
[00:06:22] BAM is safe if you strike out in life right you make millions and millions of
[00:06:27] dollars if your goal is anything other than like buy the biggest house in
[00:06:32] whatever shitty town you're from then you rape children if you know if you're
[00:06:37] going petify if you want an island that's suspicious interesting yeah so because
[00:06:42] BAM's out in the open because he's on anybody in this house he saved no not
[00:06:45] because he's out in the open but because he doesn't aspire to anything more than
[00:06:48] like a skate having every color Jetta and then a hot tub filled with piss you
[00:06:57] know I still don't understand the hot tub full piss ever happened yeah we like
[00:07:01] everybody peed in it for like three weeks but but the party was paying enough
[00:07:06] enough for me to fill up the hot tub so the day of the party one of my duties was
[00:07:10] to get a yellow fit die and fill it up a water even I did you even the hot tub
[00:07:16] even that's how that's how shitty this party was you couldn't even get real
[00:07:21] it was a lie only fucking that wasn't even on our my after a while we said we
[00:07:28] said how are we gonna get it out of the woods first of all this thing was in the
[00:07:31] woods scumbag Vinny is like a real-life version of Gil from the city
[00:07:35] scumbag Vinny is real I don't like to like think it was done on purpose but it
[00:07:40] is just who I am yes have you ever been to jail not been to jail I am in a big
[00:07:46] case right now that I'm currently like this close to your inner big case yeah
[00:07:50] like I was arrested like a year and a half hell yeah and they didn't take you to jail
[00:07:53] my bond was like 350 thousand dollars what that so you killed someone no I was
[00:08:00] just weed related oh just we Connecticut we it's like still very illegal and but
[00:08:07] no you know they do that because now it's about to be legal soon so they're
[00:08:10] trying to get yeah he said they were like what was like how was it we related
[00:08:14] you're like yeah I was smoking weed while looking at child I was on a interval
[00:08:23] just fingering a smile boy I got to buy and rape the toddler
[00:08:31] but I only ended up getting community service so nice must have not been that
[00:08:34] bad what was your what did you do for community service I just did a comedy
[00:08:39] show that was for a fundraiser and helped with that's a beautiful right oh
[00:08:42] okay I thought I could relate to the hell and they let you do that yeah well
[00:08:46] the late I did you know and where did the money for the for the fundraiser go to
[00:08:50] the organization that did it I didn't I made sure they it was in the midst of
[00:08:54] the ongoing BAM situation that I had to do it so I had to make sure I wasn't in
[00:08:58] charge of the funds you know nice everybody thought I was gonna go to
[00:09:01] Disney with that too yeah well not like Disney yeah I got a little kid so oh
[00:09:06] you have a child yeah oh congrats how old seven and he likes Disney she yeah she
[00:09:14] yeah well I mean I'm never I wanted to just get away after dealing with I do
[00:09:18] what I was dealing with BAM for like two months straight every day I just
[00:09:23] wanted to get away from like entertainment and trying to be involved in
[00:09:27] any of that kind of shit at all but he was he was in rehab but he when he got
[00:09:30] out he had just heard about all the shit that had gone on since he had been in
[00:09:36] rehab and and thought I was in Disney at that moment when I posted a picture of
[00:09:41] the Mickey Mouse had I was just antagonizing I was hard I'd gone to
[00:09:44] Disney back in April when he canceled the New York City show after the first
[00:09:48] come down thing oh I was like I was marketing on your behalf yeah keeping
[00:09:53] your name in the in the headlines I always try to feed into everything I feel
[00:09:58] like when it first happened and I was on the show that's the way to do it yeah I
[00:10:02] thought I thought like at first I was like oh I'm Jean did so well they're
[00:10:06] obviously there to hear BAM when I got voted the worst guest ever on YouTube I
[00:10:11] said there's something to this and then I had to stop me and who I was
[00:10:15] pretending to be of course just had to be myself it was like fuck it man I took off
[00:10:20] I took off the thrasher finish put on the Disney
[00:10:29] real me go back to the old man but that's the truth man and but I swear to God
[00:10:38] after the first day the first day it happened and all this people were hit me
[00:10:41] up and all these articles came out about me saying something that I know
[00:10:46] somebody was making fake articles one of them was that I killed him it was like
[00:10:51] from news 45 or something fake article killed me that I killed you yes
[00:10:56] right is one after that I did that by that that I murdered you it's awesome and
[00:11:02] then they get in here I just read it news 45 that Vinnie killed Adam but then
[00:11:09] in the midst of it there was another article that said I scammed a bunch of
[00:11:12] people but that one was halfway true so like I was like wow at least that's
[00:11:16] getting mixed that a real article or was that a photo that was another fake
[00:11:19] article yeah I don't know who does it I mean you guys don't have a fucking idiot
[00:11:25] if the one starts following you guys it's text it's a Photoshop article yeah
[00:11:31] you can't come that's how you that's how you write a fake article you open up
[00:11:36] Photoshop I can't believe the media bought it they did well they said and
[00:11:44] everybody was telling me that you're single now to your single man yes no
[00:11:47] it's not true everybody's saying that everybody is saying that in my life is
[00:11:51] named Jesus Christ he's 45 Adam Friedland back from the dead and divorce I have
[00:11:58] about a hundred messages of my inbox I only have about 120 messages and a
[00:12:02] hundred of them are Vinnie Adam broke up with Dasha fucking destroy him that is
[00:12:06] the same message yeah this is your chance now this video here's one chance
[00:12:13] yeah what do you got your phone up for you got roast jokes I am one of the big
[00:12:17] losers on the Internet it's not hard to fuck with me no no I wasn't looking at
[00:12:21] roast your roast jokes dude he's not your Adam close your roast secret file
[00:12:27] Vinnie beetle roast you I've been working on these for a week initially to around
[00:12:32] the clock it's what I'd like to think anyway no I think that if you did bring
[00:12:37] up that I broke up with my girlfriend that would really destroy me yeah but I
[00:12:41] think in the way that now is not gonna be as effective is it yeah you really
[00:12:45] showed you should have had they showed you're handed that you should have been
[00:12:48] like oh I heard you broke up with your girl or so or just kind of threw it out
[00:12:53] there yeah yeah you should have been like what are you doing on your phone
[00:12:56] looking at old messages from your girlfriend that left you that's pretty
[00:13:01] hurtful yeah you should have actually asked oh I'm just gonna written for you
[00:13:07] you could have gone into your roast jokes yeah yeah whatever you think he's
[00:13:12] alive who Jeff up I went to his fucking doesn't matter I mean there's like so
[00:13:20] much that's just out in the open that's right there and still people are like
[00:13:24] ah he's clearly an intelligence asset and here's the fucking former prime
[00:13:29] Minister of Israel yeah going to go into a an apartment building that Jeffrey
[00:13:37] Epstein owns with mod it's like all just like all just out in the open and all
[00:13:42] these connections are all out in the open and the fact like Acosta saying
[00:13:46] he's a I was told he was an intelligence asset it's all out like just fucking
[00:13:50] right out in the open yeah and all you can do is be like come on you know it's
[00:13:56] like yeah and then it doesn't doesn't bar say he's gonna investigate yeah but
[00:14:02] it's like you're not gonna really get answers I don't like I really don't
[00:14:06] think I don't think we are no any fucking what if he just shows up at the area 51
[00:14:10] raid yes leading like a new letter to the inter-band and he says take me to
[00:14:15] your dealer I'm just saying that would sell tickets and what they're yeah it's
[00:14:19] maybe BAM shows up yeah I got an idea for a tour
[00:14:30] BAM and Novak nobody like a team of already already with a prosthetic nose
[00:14:37] we got the same guys that made BAM's ramp at his house fixed Arty's nose yeah
[00:14:42] we're working with Eugene Carroll she's the woman that was raped by Trump and
[00:14:47] we're gonna we've got it we're doing a tour of all the checkers in South Florida
[00:14:54] some of the morale is so we couldn't get into those but there are two or three
[00:14:58] of them are checkers yeah and we're doing a checker we're doing a
[00:15:03] meet-and-greet sponsored by John's weed company by weed we band-aids
[00:15:11] they're like the band-aids but they're made out of fucking weed yeah she talks
[00:15:16] about getting raped by Trump but in a fun way yeah but she does yes she comes
[00:15:19] out comedy tour he's wearing a bunch of pewter rings and she comes out she tells
[00:15:34] yeah you know what a lot of people think of the fantasies and they think about
[00:15:38] they think it's check sheet to be right as bad as that all was we're gonna take
[00:15:42] a break bad as that all was with BAM when it was happening yeah that was not like
[00:15:48] I used to sell I used to go to concerts as a teenager and I would sell fake
[00:15:51] tickets to events so it was like it's such an important part of my background
[00:15:57] I was like it like but it's funny because like we've been texting in private and
[00:16:01] like I've made it clear I have no problem that you scammed numerous people
[00:16:06] I think that's cool I don't look if if somebody's trying to get into comedy and
[00:16:10] somebody rips them off so bad that they have to quit comedy you've done a
[00:16:14] server you've done them a favor you save them you saved them investing here's
[00:16:19] the thing you get burned once bad in the beginning and get out rather than how
[00:16:23] you maybe you lost three grand investing in a show he thought that was gonna oh
[00:16:28] this guy Vinny the scumbag says if I pay him $2,000 it's an investment in an
[00:16:34] open mic and then I'll get back $10,000 when he loses that two grand when he
[00:16:40] loses that two grand think about the hundreds of thousands of dollars he'll
[00:16:45] have lost if he turns 37 and he's like oh I'm whoops I've been doing bar shows
[00:16:51] eight minutes well okay oh oopsie Daisy I'm 39 years old and I'm a defensive
[00:16:58] driving instructor the first show I did what Artie that I produced I knew he
[00:17:03] would always come late from being all fucked up so I would put on like six or
[00:17:06] seven of those comics yeah I'm like a pre-show and then 20 30 minutes to go
[00:17:10] by and then Artie would show up they could say they worked with Artie but
[00:17:13] one time Artie came like an hour before and and there was like eight comics on
[00:17:17] the show and they all sucked and he got on stage and he was like Vinny he goes
[00:17:21] did you just stop at a red light and say hey you want to open for Artie Lane
[00:17:24] tonight can you bring five people or whatever and you're like no I charge
[00:17:29] them all yeah epilepsy medicine because he didn't have enough cash yeah I demanded
[00:17:39] this guy's heart medicine that he needed as payment then I sold a diabetics I sold
[00:17:50] yeah but as I can private you're like but none of those stories about me are
[00:17:54] true I I've been lied about I've never ripped off anybody and then you do the
[00:17:59] show and you're like I used to go to concerts and and put a under construction
[00:18:06] sign on the wheelchair ramp to collect extra ticket money from handicapped
[00:18:10] people we are not far off from that it's like I know I listen to show you make up
[00:18:15] a lot of shit but when you describe me you tend to be spot on you're you're
[00:18:20] you're a hero dude okay you must have gone your ass kicked a couple times
[00:18:25] look at my nose you got your shit what I've gotten into a lot of fights I've
[00:18:29] knocked a few people out I've gotten I've gotten beat up I've got you know I've
[00:18:33] gotten it's not what he asked that wasn't the question anything money related in
[00:18:39] comedy I actually there's video of me fighting a comedian and kicking his ass
[00:18:42] over over that situation and we're selling the video if you buy the video
[00:18:50] you get a t-shirt but you got a mail in a video if you watching the video to
[00:18:55] P.O. Box three eight six true guys we do have do you watch big mouth t-shirts
[00:19:00] at the vinnie beetle show dot com yeah meatball meatball marinara production
[00:19:05] palisades New Jersey what what is vinnie beetle shows you have a podcast now I
[00:19:11] figured I never really did a podcast but I figured just just come off the
[00:19:16] strength of your appearance I felt like these people want listen and hate me
[00:19:22] what am I killing me when I'm 50 I'm gonna kill you I'm gonna go for it you
[00:19:27] know yes and I figured look I the only time with bagel bosses so fun the only
[00:19:32] time I would fail because it's gonna be like whenever the first event that
[00:19:36] happens they're gonna be like who's bagel you know I can remember that viral
[00:19:41] video from six months ago they're like no of course not yeah the guys like
[00:19:45] we do this tomorrow we got the damn Daniel's got the damn Daniel kid he's
[00:19:51] 26 years old man well I'm hoping to get him unfortunately Ellen Ellen owns the
[00:19:57] rights to the words damn Daniel so we're looking at this as Steve Vasquez and
[00:20:02] we're not allowed to use the words damn it's Steve Vasquez as you may
[00:20:08] remember from the Ellen DeGeneres show ten years ago it's just a fucking day
[00:20:15] labor and white vans yeah we've got Eugene Carol opening
[00:20:26] and I'll tell you I'm just Eugene Carolina stool with fucking skateboarding
[00:20:31] videos playing in the background and he pushed me into the dressing room and
[00:20:36] he's got any put he pulled my panties down and it was painful but it was more
[00:20:40] of a fight I don't want to say it was rape because it's not I don't want to say
[00:20:45] I'm a victim with yes what's your question I know I've never I've never
[00:20:52] met the guys from blink wanted to I don't know I don't know them sorry anyway
[00:20:58] so I'm being raped in the dressing room and fucking burgdorff where was it
[00:21:05] burgdorff Goodman's or Bloomingdale's yeah yeah one of those bees yeah that's
[00:21:11] gonna be awesome dude mmm it's gonna be awesome tour so this flight that you have
[00:21:15] that guy what's your fighting style would you say are you one of those like
[00:21:20] those guys who's like when I get mad I just go stuff like that like I just see
[00:21:26] I just see red and I just go usually I have to get hit or something to really
[00:21:31] fight I'm not gonna go attack anybody right so I think at that point I am
[00:21:35] your instincts 50 cuffs yeah I'm not really like a wrestler you find I look
[00:21:39] like a muffin some kind of top heavy so if you take me down right you pretty much
[00:21:43] win you gotta stay on the you gotta knock someone I got a butter being somebody
[00:21:47] before it gets to give any training no no my friends when I grew up a lot of
[00:21:53] Italian people where I grew up in Connecticut and like we all fought each
[00:21:56] other right I had bigger friends than me and I fought all my friends before I was
[00:22:00] 15 so fighting somebody else wasn't really a big deal right when you fight
[00:22:03] your friends and get over it in the guinea fighting pitch yeah you came up
[00:22:06] like like fucking bane dude is is beetle an Italian named no I just found out
[00:22:13] recently like German right I'm black no but like
[00:22:20] yeah I don't know I don't know everybody assumes I'm a hundred percent
[00:22:24] of times here my cousin Vinny's but beetle I don't know what the fuck it is
[00:22:28] dude I just know that you know I don't even know my dad's family really so mm-hmm
[00:22:33] I just know it's my name I'm pretty sure it's German you think so it's probably
[00:22:36] one of those Ellis Island deals could be like BIE D never met a German if any
[00:22:41] of them yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but the name oh I take my word
[00:22:45] for it I'm racist yeah I'm good at this yeah now but I felt like it's a name
[00:22:53] that kind of you remember you know mm-hmm BAM even at his most fucked up would
[00:22:59] remember my name he would paint it on a bunch of things all the time yes so you
[00:23:03] know if you're if you're white just knew that that was good you're white and
[00:23:07] you're American and you don't know what like your name is it's good chance it's
[00:23:11] either English or German okay yeah yeah I mean I'm a mutt my mom did that 23 and
[00:23:15] me thing and I'm all this kind of shit and it's a two percent other and that's
[00:23:19] why I sound black is yeah they started in the urban comedy world that's how I
[00:23:23] did a lot of my comedy when I was coming up yeah black rooms yeah so you said
[00:23:28] you said you worked blue no not really about like I make fun of myself but I'm
[00:23:34] not blue I wouldn't think I'm you were you worked black yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
[00:23:38] yeah we're do like the token white guy like damn word on stage no none of that
[00:23:42] no but I would say everything else you know yeah and real shock value you know I'd
[00:23:48] walk in and talk about getting listen y'all I'm not gonna say the N word but
[00:23:52] spic chink you got head oh oh oh we're going all in everything everything
[00:24:01] else I did a Trayvon Martin just black people like people cheering at the
[00:24:06] time everyone's every other razials are I did a Trayvon Martin joke one time and
[00:24:11] I left early because I didn't do well and there's like oh it's like four and
[00:24:15] black people on the only way because one other white comic on the show and
[00:24:18] also kind of look like George and after the show there's another fat white
[00:24:23] comic on the show George Zimmerman's like I think Zimmerman's a black man and a
[00:24:28] bunch of black dudes went up to the other comic and we're like you the
[00:24:30] fucking guy that said the Trayvon joke and the guy was scared shitless he's
[00:24:33] like no he left wait wait so you got away with this because black people
[00:24:36] couldn't tell the difference between me and the other fat between two white
[00:24:39] people yeah so I got a lot of joke can we hear the joke they're like the fucking
[00:24:43] dinosaur is a drastic part sadly even though I you wouldn't think watching my
[00:24:47] YouTube videos I've been doing it for 10 years so this had to be six or seven
[00:24:50] years ago and I don't know man you sometimes I just I guess you like oh well
[00:24:57] you know like I would say something about a cop shooting a black kid in New
[00:24:59] Haven and I'm saying what it would just pop it just doing like wrestling
[00:25:05] promos kind of on these black comedy shows and it would kind of I don't know
[00:25:09] well so well enough for me to and you would be pro officer in that regard I
[00:25:14] yeah no no no no I do a lot of gigs to where I do like I'm stag parties what
[00:25:21] was the what was the Trayvon what was the Trayvon he doesn't know but like try and
[00:25:27] remember what was the sentiment I got a huge of the joke that there were
[00:25:30] of it was definitely about me saying it was good that he died not not that not
[00:25:38] that you're gonna break the law it's good it's great on Martin not that he was
[00:25:46] standing around do it like the man doesn't remember I'm feeling like you had to
[00:25:51] come up with the hood you're saying member beyond member jokes from beyond
[00:25:54] yeah beyond even the point that George Zimmerman was making yeah like four
[00:25:59] jokes on the way here I smoke weed a lot man and I forgot him I don't know man
[00:26:04] I'm better when I'm just off the cuff and I never remember that shit your girlfriend
[00:26:07] can come in the apartment she's probably his wife left me here honestly so I
[00:26:12] don't know we'll find that out I mean it's hot out she doesn't have to sit in the
[00:26:15] car we got a new car it's got AC all right a car Subaru nice hell yeah I'm a
[00:26:20] super impression that bam money you know yeah I hear like I didn't rip any
[00:26:25] left in all skate wheels I went to Disney World and I got a fucking WRX we
[00:26:30] did four shows I'd never done any big shows in my life we did four shows every
[00:26:33] time we did a show 400 fucking people showed up and we charged $50 so the
[00:26:37] four shows I did with him I made some money you know he's so stupid the money
[00:26:42] they thought was missing he has an account for and he found you know he
[00:26:46] just was hiding it from his dad his dad runs all of his money all of his real
[00:26:51] money that is so he so he opened up a bank account for the party and I knew
[00:26:57] about the bank account but once he went to rehab Steve O started hitting me up to
[00:27:01] cancel the comedy tour and I was just like dude fuck it and then I went away
[00:27:04] for a bit and that's when everybody's like where's my refund where's my refund
[00:27:08] and bam just he said hit up Vinny he did did you ever try me give it to
[00:27:14] Steve O and be like Steve O you ever think about doing a tour are you worried
[00:27:17] about like a massive class action lawsuit and being no I think it would have happened
[00:27:23] by a Marjera fans what do you mean it would have happened by now well I have
[00:27:26] the I mean what you think that I would have to build a few if you charge
[00:27:30] hundreds any kind of investigation like that would they would uncover that the
[00:27:33] money went to him right if the bank account was under Brandon Marjera
[00:27:36] yeah but they can you would still be named in the lawsuit yeah probably so
[00:27:39] yes I am worried about it every night no they're not gonna do that they're not
[00:27:44] gonna be and says they'll get over it that's what he says to me he thinks we're
[00:27:48] gonna be a stronger duo now oh really guys are back together oh dude we've
[00:27:52] been texting the whole time he's a reality star man this is I'm trying to
[00:27:55] explain that this is like he know he knows it fucks up my real life and he's
[00:27:59] really addicted to alcohol shit but he he writes this every day like the original
[00:28:04] thing was I was gonna we talked a while ago about me pretending to be Dr. Phil
[00:28:08] doing like an intervention and then and then he's like I love Dr. Phil I'm gonna
[00:28:14] get Dr. Phil and then he started telling his fans to ask for Dr. Phil and it just
[00:28:18] happened also did he go on Dr. Phil from what I believe yeah he was texting me up
[00:28:22] until he walked on stage you know wow and then he disappeared up until today but
[00:28:27] he started posting once I told him I was coming on I just watched Dr. Phil on
[00:28:30] Rogan I have like I just now in the last couple of weeks have gotten into
[00:28:35] Rogan well I heard the Bernie one I've never really gotten into it I never
[00:28:40] really got into it Bernie when did numbers I watched that one well it's so
[00:28:43] easy to watch YouTube on my TV which I had never done oh yeah because I'm not
[00:28:47] gonna sit in my and if you're working folding shirts you got Rogan for hours
[00:28:51] and hours and hours I mean I don't need to yeah I mean like I can't imagine
[00:28:54] sitting at my computer and focusing on Joe Rogan talking no that's background
[00:28:58] because I feel like most Rogans he's like he's like so what's up what's your
[00:29:02] deal and he's like well I run a tech startup that uses satellites to measure
[00:29:10] what's interesting did you know the black people actually have an extra
[00:29:14] chemical in their brain this release when they die oh my god I listen to kill
[00:29:20] Tony sometimes like that's half the gas on Rogan's I've never heard that one
[00:29:25] kill Tony no I have that that's like stay mostly stand up though isn't it like
[00:29:29] it's like a big fun open they bring on guests and they make fun open mikers
[00:29:32] it's where I get most of my talent from what I've seen a thousand dollar open
[00:29:36] what I've seen of all those guys are all funny yeah no they guys on kill Tony
[00:29:40] well killed Tony seen Hinchcliffe at shows and he's always been funny yeah and
[00:29:45] Jeremiah's funny but I've never I went seen him at the casino and we hung out
[00:29:49] smoked a little after but I just mentioned because he's like tight with
[00:29:53] Joe Rogan like don't they all listen to each other's podcast they're like
[00:29:55] promo to each other's podcast listen like listen Bernie I hate to wrap this up
[00:30:03] but I got to get home and listen to kill Tony
[00:30:06] well he goes on it because they bring on guests he does do that he does do that
[00:30:10] are you guys just I figured everybody who has a big podcast actually looks into
[00:30:15] no no I don't have anything no one listen to anyone else's podcast yeah I
[00:30:20] haven't a doorknob just turned yeah okay people come and go okay yeah this is a
[00:30:28] flop house oh really yeah oh yeah this is an Airbnb really that's why it's
[00:30:32] fucked up yep nice hello hey okay Nick New York Times yeah one of Jeffrey
[00:30:43] Epstein's guards was not a full fledged officer he was not checked on for
[00:30:47] sorry just went out he's not checked on for hours in the short staff jail where
[00:30:53] he died yeah like what this is what I don't get is like oh of course he didn't
[00:31:00] commit suicide well either he didn't commit suicide or he was swapped or or
[00:31:05] fuck it's not all of these are like you're like it's the last like it's like
[00:31:10] okay so we know Bush did 9 11 and that there were no planes or whatever but my
[00:31:17] question is 3,000 people die or was it actually only 2,000 yeah good question
[00:31:23] with that's that's you're saying so they like take real events just mark up the
[00:31:27] numbers a little bit just no it's just the point is that this like fucking it's
[00:31:33] like I've like there's the thing with all this Epstein shit is like it's so
[00:31:37] clearly this is a guy that's working for some fucking intelligence agency maybe
[00:31:42] the CIA maybe the massage and it's the type of operation that has like a
[00:31:46] clear lineage throughout the history of the fucking CIA and organized crime in
[00:31:51] the United States where like you have a guy that's essentially a pimp that
[00:31:57] assembles all this fucking like compromise on world leaders or or adults
[00:32:03] or whoever I mean you just they used to be gays there's got Craig Spence that did
[00:32:07] it in the fucking 1980s and then he was outed he got caught with like cocaine
[00:32:11] and fucking rent boys the part of the investigation they uncovered that he
[00:32:15] was going on like tours of he was bringing gay prostitutes on tours of the
[00:32:18] White House hell like midnight and they were like how the fuck did you get into
[00:32:23] the White House and you know he named the people harder was just getting his
[00:32:27] dick sucked by boys push right push one yeah but Craig Spence's connections to
[00:32:31] the that like Franklin credit union mmm scandal which is like another big
[00:32:38] conspiracy theory but you look into it and it's like there's too much shit here
[00:32:41] where it's like you know or that's Sacha Baron Cohen thing where he's like
[00:32:44] sitting in that interview and he's like yeah I molested a boy can we kill him
[00:32:48] in the hotel concierge is like I we can't kill him but we can silence him
[00:32:52] and he's like what can you get me like a you know a boy in between eight and
[00:32:58] thirteen or whatever and the guy's like yes we couldn't have that ring Jesus
[00:33:02] it's like yeah there's these people are like very powerful very rich some of
[00:33:06] them like have these fucking you know it's like they acquire so much power it's
[00:33:12] like you know how like fucking Spitzer was like a prostitute guy yeah you know
[00:33:16] client nine you know and it's like Spitzer's a good guy yeah he was doing
[00:33:20] a good job Spitzer's a fucking good guy that's why he got got that's why he got
[00:33:23] got but he's not he's on the street short yes but it's like these plenty
[00:33:29] other guys get their dicks like probably in that same place the idea is that you
[00:33:33] know I mean probably it's like you know it's got to suck to be like one of
[00:33:37] these elites that has been like basically raping sex trafficked people
[00:33:43] they got sucked to be them it's got to suck to be them now because it's like a
[00:33:46] magic yeah well no because it's like there's there's there's more kink
[00:33:53] liberation that like in five years you're gonna have people walking in the
[00:33:57] Congress being like yeah I'm the representative for the you know fifth
[00:34:01] district in Iowa in a leather daddy outfit drinking like a thermos filled
[00:34:05] with calm and like people be like that's just his lifestyle whereas 25 years
[00:34:10] ago that guy would have to like pay somebody that was sex trafficked into a
[00:34:13] hotel room to do that that guy would have to happen quietly so it's like all
[00:34:18] this Epstein I obviously not the fucking pedophilia that's the last one dude but
[00:34:22] like you know I mean it yeah it used to be like like gays and politics like
[00:34:26] the reason you'd be like worried about them is because they could be blackmailed
[00:34:29] easily so they have to have all this gay sex behind closed doors on these terms
[00:34:33] that are like strictly control mm-hmm you know and it's like like a lot of a
[00:34:38] lot of it is like I mean that's why the fucking blackmail worked and it happened
[00:34:42] behind closed doors but then it also same thing with the fucking Catholic
[00:34:45] church is you have gay priests that do protect the pedophiles but only because
[00:34:50] there's this mutual fear of being outed by a system that like and like doing
[00:34:55] surprises equally as bad this supreme yes doing something equally as bad as
[00:34:59] having a consensual gay relationship with another man but it's like no I mean in
[00:35:04] similar ways to how that functions I mean a lot of it is like you know if you
[00:35:09] let people drink come on the floor of Congress right then she's up for a vote
[00:35:14] then some of it wouldn't be wouldn't be as as hidden as it is you know I mean
[00:35:22] but then obviously you got guys like the Podesta's that are raping and murdering
[00:35:25] children it's like that that's not cool sure but the regular homos could then
[00:35:31] be like well you know what I am just like a damn gonna tell Antonio John right they
[00:35:37] did kidnap Madeline McCain yes you know oh they did they did kill they kidnapped
[00:35:43] her murder I kind of now think Seth rich was murdered yeah well you know it's
[00:35:47] you know rational wiki no it's just like it's like a wiki for like ideologies
[00:35:51] or whatever but if you go to the article for Vince Foster mm-hmm it's like oh
[00:35:55] Vince Foster is a guy that was never murdered I'd say you know it's like all
[00:35:59] these conspiracy theories nowhere does it mention that he was shot twice in the
[00:36:02] head they'll leave that part out who's Vince Foster Vince Foster you
[00:36:06] was the guy that the Clintons had killed allegedly they had a murder for sure
[00:36:11] for doing what he was found with a note that says Bill Clinton killed me really
[00:36:15] yeah that's the part they won't tell you and they don't tell you they won't tell
[00:36:20] you know it's funny if you go to the bottom of the article it's like it has a
[00:36:24] link it says like other things to read and it says it links to Seth rich and it
[00:36:28] says a later suicide that was also surrounded by conspiracy and it's like
[00:36:32] okay well it wasn't a suicide no one said Seth rich killed himself no yeah no they
[00:36:38] list that's risk death as a suicide oh what is this website I don't know it's
[00:36:42] just some wiki and it is it is just a mistake but it is funny but those wiki
[00:36:47] things anybody could write them sure yes and how much time like an article like
[00:36:52] like I spent a lot of time reading those that I always assumed they're just real
[00:36:56] but like I mean imagine that time that you're thinking about ladies homepage is
[00:36:59] news 45 I don't have one but I think I should have one if you did what would
[00:37:05] it be it would be about already Bam and Comtown yeah it would just because it's
[00:37:11] only been my life everything but the whole yeah the whole yeah wait can I
[00:37:17] okay hold on there is so now the nice thing is though with Epstein gone yeah
[00:37:22] there is a vacuum for a child a pimp for children for the rich and fame no
[00:37:27] Epstein's a fall guy there's they got they got a backup on backup on backup yeah
[00:37:32] Trump's a billionaire too they have to know each other right like billionaires
[00:37:35] all know each other yeah so like obviously him being president he has
[00:37:39] access to more national treasure Disney movie type shit where he can just hide
[00:37:43] fucking secret he's got access to the secret it comes back to Disney yeah the
[00:37:47] vault like think I'm getting into the vault whenever he wants there's kids at
[00:37:50] Disney right oh no no this is another thought that I had was the first news
[00:37:57] source to break the suicide was ABC Disney for sure Epstein got Disney kids
[00:38:05] raped 1000 oh dude I don't know that's a completely separate industry what if
[00:38:10] you figured out what do you mean that's a separate industry do you see his black
[00:38:13] book he had all of Hollywood in there he had the entire entertainment industry
[00:38:17] no I think that's homegrown no they they molest their own in the
[00:38:21] entertainment problem with conspiracy theories is one day your fans are gonna
[00:38:24] think that you guys are secretly also in on them and just talking about them
[00:38:28] like because you guys are at a level you don't think you're at I read the
[00:38:32] you think we're a child rape level I think your guys are on the waiting list for
[00:38:36] that like you guys are next up I don't know if that's happening but I don't
[00:38:41] think we're on deck for you don't have to do it but you're at that level yeah I
[00:38:45] mean and like I'll have to believe this like steroids and baseball I don't hear
[00:38:49] it but only 15,000 people listen to this show this is not so everybody called me
[00:38:55] literally yeah literally everybody listens to this yeah every single is on
[00:38:59] I was on reddit it's not like this is that's a lot it's a fantasy I paid for
[00:39:05] all these shirts myself and he sends them back to his own place we got loyal
[00:39:10] fans yeah I'd rather 15,000 strong the reason you're on the show is because we
[00:39:15] have a similar hustle it's just I'm a little bit better at it you know I don't
[00:39:20] mind failing I think that you learn shit when you fail true I failed a lot in
[00:39:24] life a lot more that you haven't heard about let's I didn't go from selling
[00:39:27] fake fish tickets to scamming Bam's fans in 24 hours what's that way
[00:39:32] Gretzky quote yeah you got to fight every Italian oh yeah that's that yeah before
[00:39:37] your 15 when you can knock out the big retarded Italian in your neighborhood
[00:39:41] yeah then the open mikers to try and I come from a family and crime man my
[00:39:45] uncle was arrested by the FBI sold thousands of thousands of dollars worth
[00:39:48] of pills it was a wink wink weed situation
[00:39:54] is in a weed situation I got family that's hit it with those 95 you got hit it
[00:40:00] hitting bodies in my family family done that for the mafia back in the 80s yeah
[00:40:04] there's articles about that the beetle names pretty famous
[00:40:07] damn you love our beetles dude the band yeah spelled differently but they you
[00:40:13] know rumor that's where they got it yeah would you ever would you set up like
[00:40:18] gay prostitute tours if it sold t-shirts and tickets I would do it it's all about
[00:40:23] the two you guys are in the house is a benny's case sex festival 82 I was
[00:40:31] gonna ask like do you think like cuz Trump is in is was in entertainment now
[00:40:35] he's a politician do you think politicians it'll get so crazy we're like
[00:40:37] I could book people like on tours there in the state Senate where they'll be
[00:40:41] like yeah we'll work with beatles worked with already laying definitely we could
[00:40:44] run our campaign to work I should get into politics we think it's just people
[00:40:48] don't what people don't like they they don't realize is like once you attain
[00:40:52] even the slightest amount of notoriety you're in a class of elites that's right
[00:40:57] so our podcast once it was added the iTunes we now are friends with Cory
[00:41:05] Booker oh yeah you know we hang out yeah we've seen him with the makeup off we
[00:41:11] know what he looks like so the best story about me that you guys haven't
[00:41:14] heard about before I met before I met already I met Adam Sandler and all his
[00:41:20] crew and how I got in with them is one of my uncle's friends lost both of his
[00:41:25] legs to diabetes both his legs and I figured this guy needed a manager at
[00:41:29] this point thanks him for a service yeah so we got him in the movie the week
[00:41:35] of on Netflix he's the guy with no legs your uncle yeah he died he did die he
[00:41:40] was a heroin addict and he was an alcoholic but that was the first big gig
[00:41:44] I had managed scumbags you know so you and I got to the movie premiere I got
[00:41:49] to meet everybody and shit and that was really fun and cool and I felt like at
[00:41:53] that time your uncle they put him in like a tuxedo and then tie the legs I had to
[00:41:58] do his laundry it was only a half load every time you know it's a little cheap
[00:42:02] joke but he uh no he's dead he's definitely dead yeah now okay do you the
[00:42:10] way you picked your the people you were gonna manage is you looked for amputees
[00:42:13] and other did you have like sort of a Vinny's freak show or something going on
[00:42:17] other amputees had come to me once they found that out and I would just point
[00:42:22] him in the right direction there is a lady in Hollywood who runs an agency
[00:42:28] that deals with just people nice Jimmy wouldn't stop doing heroin but he was
[00:42:32] gonna be in the new Avengers movie they were gonna put him in something that he
[00:42:36] flew around in and he just wouldn't stop doing dope and he died you know so we
[00:42:41] do that Avengers deal or no I got a call and he was blowing me up he used to
[00:42:46] blow me up for money Far pasty blew Adam Sandler they only paid him like 60
[00:42:49] grand for the movie and he blew all that he would hit me up for money and stuff
[00:42:52] and then one day he's like Avengers wants me and I just thought he wanted
[00:42:55] booze you know so I didn't answer him and then you know but then he died so you
[00:43:00] were managing him and he got an offer to be an Avengers and you blew it off and
[00:43:07] then he died yes you're doing a really good job pitching your services right
[00:43:21] now just firing amputees you know what it is at this point of my career where do
[00:43:25] you go he's calling me get you know crying saying this will be the job that
[00:43:31] I'll be able to clean my rent and I can stay clean you know money while I had
[00:43:36] already cast his checks and gone to Disney World and my WRX
[00:43:40] and then WX BAM said next time don't go to Disney with your cut before I show up
[00:43:46] yeah I am already drifting through Disney World my brand new WRX STI
[00:43:52] the furious ride right that's awesome man we'll say what are some other great
[00:43:58] video classic Vinny Beetle moments that you used to sell used cars without
[00:44:02] engine motors that ran and we would like put this fake hold on that's just
[00:44:07] selling you this car yeah but like yeah you're right you're right but there
[00:44:11] were times that your integrity comes into it like if you know the car's
[00:44:14] engines bad and we put shit in it to make it run for two days I would do that
[00:44:19] you know I would do this one lady I sold a BMW 2 was 45 thousand dollars but it
[00:44:25] was like the value of it was only 20 grand and she was so high her bill every
[00:44:29] month that she claimed that the car was haunted because there's nothing wrong
[00:44:33] with it it was just I just sold it to her for so much money she couldn't afford it
[00:44:37] so she would bring it back to you know she's now she's alive but she still got
[00:44:44] the car probably yeah they're long contracts what are long the car the
[00:44:49] car yeah yeah one-stay sign five years just use people's leverage that they
[00:44:53] need like transportation I was started selling cars at 15 man I
[00:44:58] seriously was raised around bad shit so by the time I seen comedy and I was
[00:45:02] like well they're not fake tickets I'll show up at least yeah yes and then when
[00:45:07] I met some more famous people I thought like all these tickets will sell
[00:45:10] easier even already in his worst we'd have 300 people at a theater somewhere so
[00:45:15] it was like it was nice to be a part of something like that you know and you
[00:45:18] guys keep in touch he's in rehab for a long time now but we did he it's tough
[00:45:23] when you do have people at that certain level of fame they have so many people
[00:45:26] around them that once something goes bad all those people start to blame
[00:45:30] somebody else so that they it's it's like survival yeah but it is the fault of
[00:45:34] all those people in six months yeah bagel bosses now instead of just being a
[00:45:39] guy that works at Radio Shack and as a shit life in Long Island will be a
[00:45:42] heroin addict who it all fell apart for because he was surrounded by people
[00:45:46] trying to bleed him like a fucking stone like me yeah like yeah right and it
[00:45:50] and it will be your fault yeah probably yeah that's not Vinnie's fault but it
[00:46:00] got me into the business of I guess sick man yeah you know but already was dude
[00:46:05] already was the coolest guy I ever worked with I did of course TJ Miller a
[00:46:09] couple times too and but already was the coolest guy worked to be fair already
[00:46:13] was already a drug addict when you guys started working together yeah he did
[00:46:16] had a nose no he had a nose at the time no barely he was dude he was like again
[00:46:22] when I got offered what do you say about the rumors that you bit off the rest of
[00:46:25] his nose yeah that has been out there and this is an article somebody I don't
[00:46:32] think I don't think I've got an article on my Instagram saying you know it's so
[00:46:36] obvious is that obviously if he's a drug addict and it's bleeding it's because
[00:46:39] he's not stopping drugs and it you know once you get something that's fucked up
[00:46:42] you keep doing it the doctors like if okay just stop doing cocaine and heroin
[00:46:46] every day I'll fix it and he's just like all right I'll get back to you and then
[00:46:50] that's it you didn't do it no have you ever bitten anybody no I've gotten
[00:46:56] bitten by who a couple of people try to buy me I bit them harder than they did
[00:47:01] really gotten into a couple of biting but no I'm doing you have you guys ever
[00:47:06] gotten many fights no one's ever bitten me but I've been a lot as you guys know
[00:47:09] no physical education fights a couple fights I guess but I'm not like a
[00:47:13] fistic off Scott yes used to drink yeah no no really no and my youth sure I was
[00:47:21] a brawler but I've met everybody fights as a kid yeah you know you're younger
[00:47:26] that's true I would fight oh I would I was a vigilante in the child vigilante
[00:47:34] oh you just fought bad guys that's right that's good on you you just stuck up for
[00:47:38] like people who were so bagel bosses like your guy yeah if it were up to me
[00:47:44] things would have gone a lot different for bagel boss I would have fucked that
[00:47:47] woman up the thing about the situation is I get it you want to make money so you
[00:47:51] go to celebrity boxing but you're trying to prove that you're being bullied and
[00:47:54] then you call out people constantly like he was on the Howard Stern show calling
[00:47:57] out everybody in the office so is he the bully like you could be a bully and be
[00:48:01] that small that's interesting I don't think anyone should ever point a camera
[00:48:06] at anyone from Long Island that's what you think about all that yeah I just
[00:48:10] don't I don't I think you could I think you could find a million of those guys
[00:48:14] right now he's just the guy he thinks he's got a career coming man I think if I
[00:48:19] know it's sad you know they'll make somebody a vision if you could manage
[00:48:25] his career what would you do bagel boss I would just continually have him get
[00:48:29] into altercations in public I feel like it's the only way he's gonna continue
[00:48:32] to grow what he's doing I wouldn't do the comedy tour like a year man it's so
[00:48:38] funny it's like it's like these aren't like compared to like some of the shit
[00:48:41] fucking agents have said right you know people that people people who like are
[00:48:46] like prefer at the top of like this industry have suggested as like ideas and
[00:48:52] it's like this is why you don't do anything actually creative yeah it's like
[00:48:58] those ideas I mean just fucking yeah the worst ideas you guys have talked like
[00:49:04] I don't know I'm so oblivious they're like you know it's like always the
[00:49:07] come-town podcast what if we like try to get you on on local radio we're gonna
[00:49:14] get you are you we're gonna fly you to Cleveland so you do local radio because
[00:49:18] they just hear that you have big numbers and they hear your podcast that's why
[00:49:22] I thought we would be good for me and babe let's take the thing that's popular
[00:49:25] look your thing is really popular and we have no idea why and we could never
[00:49:29] recreated in the million we're not gonna try and figure it out we're not gonna
[00:49:32] try and figure it out let's just tell you we're a fan apply the same formula
[00:49:37] that we've used to zero success and for the last 25 years when you laugh with
[00:49:44] all of our other clients like your asshole is open when you're fucking
[00:49:47] laughing and then as an added bonus we'll we'll ask you for some of the money
[00:49:51] that you generated on your own doing the thing you were already doing I think I
[00:49:55] do exactly what agents and managers in Hollywood do I just not that I'm also
[00:49:59] a comedian so people confuse the two completely right and I felt like you're
[00:50:03] also an artist too so you bridge the gap between commerce and art yeah but when
[00:50:07] I was younger I did shows and they were in front of a lot of people and I didn't
[00:50:11] get paid ever and I said what the fuck and even the guys I did take money from
[00:50:15] that we're new in the game I gave them it's I gave them experiences that they
[00:50:19] would never got and I know that if you did make money back to I'm not gonna say
[00:50:25] I did now some didn't as well right like dude I'm getting paid and I'm like
[00:50:30] what the hell is this I always was ripping off I always told him look the
[00:50:36] one thing I did tell him is it was up to Bamcom and or not like Bamcom's we all
[00:50:40] make money how did you get in touch with BAM originally I was working with
[00:50:43] already already I had worked with TJ so I had some kind of cloud I guess you
[00:50:46] would call it not 15,000 calls go out you guys have definitely been the
[00:50:51] biggest buzz for me ever BAM calling me out on his Instagram recently went out
[00:50:56] to 2 million people in a quarter million people went to my Instagram page in one
[00:50:59] day all hating you get followers about a thousand because everybody went
[00:51:06] there because I thought I stole money so it's like they're gonna be like yeah
[00:51:09] yeah you know what they visited yeah but you know so honestly I'm pretty high
[00:51:14] and I forgot the last question what was it what we're talking about how to me
[00:51:16] bam oh how to me bam so right as already went to jail I brought already to court
[00:51:20] the day he went to jail nice and Artie's literally walking away from me and it
[00:51:26] seems like things just bridge together because BAM's manager Jack the douche
[00:51:30] bag that you guys met when we were out with the necklaces he's the one that
[00:51:33] really does steal money and shit you know I call him out all the time for it
[00:51:36] but he's from the TMZ video yeah Jack he gets punched in the face notice I've
[00:51:40] never gotten punched in the face BAM just fucking place shit up because he knows
[00:51:43] I'm in the spotlight too of course so BAM calls me and say or Jack calls me
[00:51:47] and says we booked a show at live with live nation in Detroit at the shelter
[00:51:52] where Eminem started his career and there's 400 people and we don't know
[00:51:56] what we're doing homeless homeless shelters
[00:52:00] you care the shelters where Eminem used to do the eight mile battles and that's
[00:52:04] when he pulls me into the dashing room box may not have a shit so talk about the
[00:52:18] rate talk about working with land in 1998 you're about to the blame being
[00:52:25] a great bad on the Trump tour so not having the
[00:52:32] I think it's Shaq she they think of the fan of shit I'll never get to the point
[00:52:43] of what the fuck I was gonna say this is no it is it is yeah yeah but then I just
[00:52:49] fucking said you know what like Arties in jail if I want to stay relevant I got
[00:52:53] a drive 20 hours and how did they find you that is a good question man I think
[00:52:58] one of the so you tell me you reached out to you they you I was working with
[00:53:04] Artie so they probably saw if he's willing to work with this train wreck it'll
[00:53:07] work with me and I knew I knew one of the guys I had a situation when people went
[00:53:12] to his house party he had a party before we did that party and other people
[00:53:16] wet and then there was somebody that hit me up and was like BAM is interested
[00:53:19] to do an events and I said have his manager hit me up and we talked for like
[00:53:22] four or five weeks while I was still with Artie you got to think too Artie
[00:53:26] Lang's a different animal than BAM BAM wants to party with 600 people Artie
[00:53:29] just wants to make sure he's got $500 a day sent to his drug dealer so he could
[00:53:33] do what he wants to fucking do and then he'll show up to the show and give me
[00:53:37] the entire check from that entire week so seven days a week it's $500 to a
[00:53:42] thousand dollars a day I got to make sure Artie has in his hand whether I'm
[00:53:45] giving him that money or not interesting and then we show up to the show and I
[00:53:48] get the pay which would usually be a thousand or two over what I'm owed you
[00:53:53] know so that I mean dude it wasn't like I was now I did do well on the shows I'm
[00:53:56] not gonna fucking say I did and I killed it on the shows that I did but I wasn't
[00:54:01] just like paying for play I was doing shit nobody that doesn't like this no
[00:54:05] no point like nothing in your like chest like you don't get any like physical
[00:54:11] reaction to like yeah this this guy this beloved comedian I love who's I know he
[00:54:18] is he is he's got a huge I mean people what though for what what is he beloved
[00:54:22] for being an addict for being no for being funny yeah like for being incredible
[00:54:28] storytelling a very funny guy it's one of one of the best he's not beloved for
[00:54:33] yeah for dying of a heroin a tragic heroin nobody's very famous for talking
[00:54:39] about it on how we're sure but there's nothing in you that's like oh I have to
[00:54:43] do is make sure he stays high and I get to take all of his money I figured I
[00:54:48] was about maybe the 20th per I seen Bob I booked Bob the first time I met
[00:54:52] already I was already running my own comedy club and I booked Bob Levy and
[00:54:55] already I mean it's fine and I see Bob doing it yeah it's fine if the answer
[00:55:00] is no yeah no I just have any yeah I'm just curious the answer the question is
[00:55:04] I had I don't think like that okay I come from a place that you do what you
[00:55:10] got to do to make money and my family paid for it I had family that went to
[00:55:13] do I'm telling you man I'm not gonna lie to you like yeah there were times that
[00:55:17] I was like yeah he's getting high but he's a grown man dude you know he's gonna
[00:55:20] get it from somewhere else you think he bam or him need me to get a six pack
[00:55:24] or some fucking coke no he'll do it with the next guy but already did it with
[00:55:27] Bob Levy for 20 years so he'll just do it with the next one so yeah I was just
[00:55:32] like fuck it I'm gonna get paid for a few weeks I need a couple Mickey Mouse
[00:55:36] footage yep I didn't have a break on my way got a drift that WRX got a Disney
[00:55:41] land look you're at this I did something with it place where no matter what you
[00:55:45] got to get the Disney like my like me my friends we would lie cheese steal
[00:55:51] get our hands on it was fun it was we load up it was punch and not punch yes
[00:56:01] much fun sure yeah we could go to six flag we probably could have made it to
[00:56:08] six flags just ripping off old women with BMWs with yeah with blown engines but
[00:56:18] if you want to go to Disney World you got to really hurt some people some some
[00:56:25] beloved celebs yeah RIP Tony Morrison who I thought was a I thought that was a
[00:56:30] white guy you thought it was an Irishman dude I until until I got on social media
[00:56:35] and I saw that people are saying she was black I was like you thought it was a
[00:56:40] white guy damn I mean those are yeah all those stories beloved yeah the
[00:56:45] bluest I yeah sula sula yeah I don't know that already is beloved that is true
[00:56:54] oh yeah I know when perfect there what um now would you be like a high would you
[00:57:05] be like an Epstein type figure for a billion if you were a billion have your
[00:57:10] own island but you would have to sort of arrange for Richmond to fuck 14 year olds
[00:57:16] I would never have that much money because I feel like I've reached my peak
[00:57:19] in life no you don't know how you can fly man okay Adam spent on my side this
[00:57:25] episode I don't know if that's like a subtle like that's his way of telling me
[00:57:28] I'm a fucking loser no I'm not I'm just a no you're right though I don't know if I
[00:57:32] had a billion dollars I don't know what I would do I don't know if at that point
[00:57:36] get a billion dollars you had a billion dollars you don't know if you'd fuck
[00:57:42] kids or not I'm asking you would fuck it for for no here's what you for five thousand
[00:57:48] dollars a year you would be the guy facilitating the rape of hundreds of
[00:57:52] children if we called it something different yeah we're calling it camp
[00:57:59] to be a support through something we're taking these kids they can't kill
[00:58:03] yourself hey look I come from a place where you got to do what you got to do
[00:58:07] so these kids get a free vacation in the island somebody's gonna fucking rape
[00:58:11] them might as well might as well make a thousand dollars look E gene Carol got
[00:58:17] raped and now she's doing every checkers in fucking Sarasota she's doing great
[00:58:24] she's about to do a fight MMA fight with baseball I'm selling her panties in the
[00:58:29] parking lot show boats September 7th bagel boss I'm actually the one wearing
[00:58:33] the panties she's never even put them on never even more in the panties I've been
[00:58:36] making my bitch wear her pain wear panties and then I've been selling them
[00:58:40] as E gene Carol's rape payments oh my god but that's how you get the Disney
[00:58:48] world baby so what is your overall goal you know I mean what's your five year
[00:58:52] plan right now yeah what's what's the what are the next steps well I did Atlantic
[00:58:57] City for two years and I like it there because I'm able to sell tickets to
[00:59:00] strangers that are basically tourists every day for shows right every day and
[00:59:04] every day shows the five-year plan is go to Atlantic City and you know honestly I
[00:59:12] don't think bad dude it's hard to explain cuz what bam your day by day right cuz
[00:59:16] I could build up something that could be like my redemption tour or whatever I
[00:59:20] think it's gonna be and then Bam post one back thing about me because he has
[00:59:23] such a big following it goes to shit again right now I just love your Mr.
[00:59:31] he might be gay man I wouldn't want him to hear that but bam he might be I
[00:59:41] smithers might be there's this game I just like I didn't watch a lot he thought
[00:59:47] he was Mr. Burns dude the first art saw on the way to Detroit they're telling me I
[00:59:51] got to interview bam I thought I was Mr. Burns yeah oh no it's a game I'm not
[00:59:58] a game you guys said I was Epstein we didn't know that it was gay until you
[01:00:03] just out of hell for the one thousand people is that we asked if you would to
[01:00:11] be Epstein would you set up the rape of thousands of children I said if we
[01:00:16] called it something different the name was different because then I can be in an
[01:00:20] office just thinking of pushing like whatever you know what I mean just
[01:00:23] selling shit that's a good point like a customer service center something for
[01:00:29] Verizon you say it's Verizon people want upgrades and stuff I just feel like I
[01:00:33] sold a bunch of cases phone cases no no that makes sense yeah probably how it
[01:00:38] works now yeah I'm actually working with the Podesta brothers yeah I don't know
[01:00:43] they had that in the 80s had like the biggest lobbying firm there was now
[01:00:48] they're in the tech tax well how did rep steam get rich how did he get the
[01:00:52] bill we're saying CIA gave him money probably to set up a little rape hotel
[01:00:56] it's all fake I bet you he had it on Trump and one day they were just arguing
[01:00:59] and he was like you know what Trump I'm gonna tell everybody you see all that
[01:01:01] money that was laundered through the Oklahoma lottery to his like hedge
[01:01:05] fund no it's like 85 million dollars that his hedge fund won in the Oklahoma
[01:01:10] lottery yeah I mean it's like that's fucking incredible it's just they
[01:01:14] amount it like how much it's just like all out in the I know yeah but do you
[01:01:18] think that I can use real and not the Donald Trump stuff but it's like oh yeah
[01:01:24] it's all just a cuz what's cute cute the one that thinks some fucking guys
[01:01:28] John F. Johnny's Jr. yeah but I mean there's a lot of conspiracy stuff that you
[01:01:32] know it's funny because the movie JFK love that movie it's like I almost not
[01:01:37] that it's like part of the conspiracy or whatever but like if you can get it
[01:01:43] like it does paint this image that like the CIA or the deep state hated
[01:01:47] Kennedy because he limited the amount of power that they have but it's like why
[01:01:51] why would you think we all know like what the CIA has done what they've planned
[01:01:55] yeah we know that their budget has like gone through the fucking roof since 9-11
[01:02:01] and it's like this idea like or even like the FBI which is not a fucking
[01:02:06] clandestine like you know spy organization it's just a shitty law
[01:02:11] enforcement right yeah like you know Comey having that that letter they sent
[01:02:17] MLK on their desk being like this is how we used to be bad but we're not bad
[01:02:21] anymore and it's like oh yeah you just you're going after all these unnamed
[01:02:26] Muslim people that weren't as fortunate as MLK to be articulate and famous and
[01:02:32] the yet to head a civil rights movement instead you're just gonna violate the
[01:02:36] civil liberties of you know retarded Arabs or whatever you ever the fuck
[01:02:42] to think that like I mean like the power of of that organization hasn't been
[01:02:46] fucking limited so this narrative that the CIA which like I've had like such an
[01:02:51] extensive control of like the like media in general if you look at those like
[01:02:57] hacked Sony emails and see how many fucking government emails are in those
[01:03:02] hacked Sony emails where they're like orchestrating like oh here like this
[01:03:06] might you know so-and-so seems like they might be friendly to this agenda or that
[01:03:10] agenda and like all of these like movies like I'm like zero dark 30 or whatever
[01:03:14] comes out that are like you know try to portray the CIA is something cool right
[01:03:20] rather than like an organization that at one point planned like you know a
[01:03:24] false flag operations on actual fucking Americans is like a false pre-tax and
[01:03:28] help death squads kill help fucking just over a million that's the way that they
[01:03:33] keep the public like away from wanting to look at what they're really doing is
[01:03:36] by making them seem like the super cool secret spy agent like when you're a kid
[01:03:40] I want to be in the CIA or an FBI but really they're just doing other shit like
[01:03:45] I don't you know it's funny it's like I think it's it's and this like goes like
[01:03:52] it you know so after World War II right you have like post World War II like the
[01:03:58] American control of it was were a superpower juxtaposed with like the
[01:04:02] Soviet Union and we were put into that position from like because of just the
[01:04:06] economics of World War II yeah we got lucky we didn't fight on our mainland
[01:04:11] we got lucky we didn't fight our main man we mainland we ripped off Latin
[01:04:15] America for like fucking thirty billion dollars like a loan we just didn't pay
[01:04:19] back just massive amounts of money that the United States I was running the
[01:04:23] government we had control over and then so you have these like the intelligence
[01:04:28] people all these CIA guys that were created specifically for World War II
[01:04:32] and now it's like oh I guess we'll just keep these guys around and then it's
[01:04:36] like well we're the smartest people in the world we have to keep doing fucked up
[01:04:39] shit so we can stay in power and honestly it's like they could just do
[01:04:44] nothing yeah they could just do nothing at all and let fucking business handle
[01:04:49] it and cash that check yeah I know it's like really so I you know I don't know I
[01:04:53] don't like know the motivations to like yeah why don't we try to like kill like
[01:04:56] make people think Americans were killed by these people for this reason or that
[01:05:00] really like I don't understand it's like they have a budget get rich as shit isn't
[01:05:04] it's the same it's just want to go to war it's make us say like oh we need that
[01:05:07] oil like so the oil that's there we need we can't just go over there and start
[01:05:12] killing people sure everybody here will be like it's scary to think how much we
[01:05:15] have to come up with something about it but I don't know why that turns into
[01:05:18] throwing a plane into the building it's going to think how much of it functions
[01:05:21] the same way the rest of the federal government where it's like they have a
[01:05:24] budget and I'm like fuck well we got we got thirty trillion dollars in dark
[01:05:28] money after 9 11 it's like we need something to feel that how about we
[01:05:32] start like why don't we create a tech company and we'll just slowly take over
[01:05:37] Google and then introduce like face recognition everywhere and use that to
[01:05:42] like pad out the budget so that we can like afford a nicer we can you know I'll
[01:05:46] go to California pizza kitchen for HR can have more good chops now right yeah so
[01:05:52] so we can get a cake from Balduche's a shark and afford that you know it's like
[01:05:58] that is how we talk that's how I talk I'll be like oh well let's do this so we
[01:06:01] could go to Disney yeah how about we yeah how about we create a false false
[01:06:06] pretext for the invasion of Iraq so they do we have any ads in this one no
[01:06:11] we don't nice yeah so besides the Vinny Beatles show dot com yeah definitely
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[01:06:21] oh and also come see me in Boston this freaking weekend we got a fast oh yeah
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[01:06:29] slash comtown that is very close to 50,000 right that's another thing I keep
[01:06:34] reading about so people should go yeah hands off hands off we have a goal if we
[01:06:38] get the 50,000 we take stop to a pumpkin pat that's what I heard be doing that
[01:06:41] somebody said that me and him do celebrity boxing if no that was never
[01:06:45] ago how about this they don't set the goal yeah they don't decide what happens
[01:06:51] no I appreciate you guys bringing me man this is this was fun also August 29th
[01:06:56] I'm at the the large room in Los Angeles the 28th I'll be at the whistle stop in
[01:07:02] San Diego I don't think you can get tickets online for that you have to get
[01:07:05] them at the door the whistle stop Adams he's doing the angry gentlemen
[01:07:12] he's doing leather leather chaps I didn't know it is doing maybe it's a
[01:07:16] different club I'm just gonna show up at all of your games for now I don't
[01:07:20] be at secrets and rumors and tough guys yeah this weekend I'm in freaking Boston
[01:07:26] Adams at chain gang go to style we dot biz slash tour I'm also doing it on
[01:07:30] Twitter and Insta and then next weekend I'm in the Bay Area of the 24th we had
[01:07:34] a midnight show get tickets to that selling and then 29th I'm in Seattle the
[01:07:40] 30th I'm in Portland it's awesome so comes suck me off they will be opening
[01:07:45] for me and all those yeah I'll my show up to one stop spending five thousand
[01:07:49] five thousand she's gonna get my drug dealer paid and that's all I care he's
[01:07:52] gonna get my seamless order my five thousand seamless dollars I would stop
[01:07:56] there I got a big tour I'm negotiating with the bagel boss Chris Morgan so we
[01:08:03] had a seat where would you book him I don't think it would be possible I feel
[01:08:07] like I would just do the video be able to show and he would just be a special
[01:08:10] guest got you you don't be able to be on stage I'm just there you go Chris not
[01:08:14] but I'm starting a show in Atlantic City so if you guys do keep tabs on me
[01:08:19] you'll see a little residency there that I'm gonna be doing where we're in
[01:08:23] Atlantic City it's going to be on the boardwalk one of the main casinos but
[01:08:29] I'm not allowed to say who is like you know honey you know we're gonna go see
[01:08:33] this week bagel balls I'm not really gonna put them on you remember that guy
[01:08:39] they got beat up at a bagel restaurant he's doing the Tropicana but you know
[01:08:45] what I really wanted to get back on the show and I was just doing any I was like
[01:08:49] I'll find somebody fucking viral enough and Nick was just like enough like if
[01:08:54] you're gonna be open invite yeah no you've always it's just I don't want to
[01:08:58] schedule well dude and I didn't know with what am I gonna be that fucking weird
[01:09:02] all the hangs out outside you know I like I would you were like I can be there
[01:09:07] whenever I'm only 85 minutes away I just needed to know that that's the thing I
[01:09:12] need it I do have a family dude I'm just dude I'm just 85 he goes we started
[01:09:21] six on the dot and when I I like got a little bit stoned and I left Connecticut
[01:09:26] and it said I was gonna arrive at 602 oh we know it's like New York traffic I
[01:09:30] thought I was gonna be here like 630 but my girls fucking got you there
[01:09:34] that's a rider die from you right there she is man she's in the car all right
[01:09:38] we need a we need a cruise on over the show I think all right later fellas
[01:09:43] thanks for having me I gotta get some food if you want to buy a shirt come
[01:09:47] downtown I should be restocked shortly the day after this airs you're gonna
[01:09:53] get a classic those are flying off the shelf so you do it once they when they
[01:10:00] get posted I had to camp out on that website yeah check them out all right