[00:00:00] late Nick is one minute

[00:00:04] adding it to the spreadsheet I have one

[00:00:07] tardy I've got to five fifty eight I

[00:00:09] don't have to know I have to stop as one

[00:00:12] now Nick has one due to traffic that is

[00:00:16] true what do you mean it's only been my

[00:00:17] fault there was traffic but Nick you

[00:00:21] said that we still should be on the list

[00:00:22] just to keep it there yeah yeah because

[00:00:25] there's going to be a fight about it

[00:00:26] for traffic just for traffic parentheses

[00:00:28] traffic you got a pretty a tea a little

[00:00:30] if you don't have a parentheses you're

[00:00:32] fucked but the point is folks is that

[00:00:34] we're incredibly business business it's

[00:00:37] all trying to be business like about

[00:00:38] this we're wearing Georgia Armani suits

[00:00:41] oh yeah I am anyway stavas I'm at your

[00:00:45] ease stops wearing a bathing suit that's

[00:00:47] right Nick and I are in three-piece I

[00:00:50] got I gotta get more Adidas shorts yeah

[00:00:53] they're great dude with the zipper pockets

[00:00:55] what is this these are the yeah these

[00:00:56] are the terry cloth ones with the zipper

[00:00:58] pockets good shit dude and I get points

[00:01:00] back for buying when you buy Adidas three

[00:01:03] times points on Adidas shit did you

[00:01:05] select one thing you get three times on

[00:01:07] do you know about this no you go to

[00:01:09] chase you go to ultimate rewards page

[00:01:10] yes and you go down to shop through chase

[00:01:12] and then it was some of that shit is like

[00:01:14] you get 12 bonus points for every dollar

[00:01:16] spent yeah for Adidas three to one Adidas

[00:01:20] is three oh my god that's better than

[00:01:23] travel it changes yeah some of them it's

[00:01:25] like six to one good lord good fucking

[00:01:28] lord on earth that's amazing yeah I bought

[00:01:30] a bunch of toner I have ten years worth

[00:01:32] of toner your laser printer for my laser

[00:01:37] for not ink what is toner it is ink it's

[00:01:39] just what they call it for a laser printer

[00:01:41] oh it costs like seventy dollars of fucking

[00:01:44] it's a rip off I might actually buy

[00:01:46] some from you second hand what toner

[00:01:48] from that box you got too much there's

[00:01:51] gonna be a mark I'll give you I'll give

[00:01:52] you a couple of bucks on the package

[00:01:54] there's gonna be significant mark I'm

[00:01:57] foreseeing significant market forces

[00:02:00] acting I bought a printer to be more

[00:02:03] business like and it's just been sitting

[00:02:05] there looking why what the fuck do you

[00:02:07] need to print oh you know these are

[00:02:10] stop text a list of guys you want to have

[00:02:12] sexual who needs to stop texting you

[00:02:13] Vinnie what did he takes you know yeah I

[00:02:16] I saw first I got it you got I'm so

[00:02:19] excited to be alive it's like it's just

[00:02:23] nothing but he's like it's all this

[00:02:24] like he's so happy that like you got

[00:02:27] some people are paying attention for two

[00:02:29] seconds fuck dude go buy his shirt does

[00:02:34] he's trying to sell what does this sure

[00:02:36] look like now it just says scumbag

[00:02:38] vining on really yeah salute man I kind

[00:02:44] of a titan of industry I would take one

[00:02:46] for free and wear it I would wear one at

[00:02:49] cost at cost you can't trust what Vinnie

[00:02:52] says cost is that's sure I want to see

[00:02:54] where bro I'm making like one dollar on

[00:02:56] the shirt it's a great deal I thought he

[00:03:00] had a shirt there was like something

[00:03:01] about big mouth or something like you

[00:03:04] from our podcast the joke now that's

[00:03:08] getting sad now this is making whatever

[00:03:10] man would you expect it more out of

[00:03:12] scumbag Vinnie no I guess not you know

[00:03:15] how Vinnie said bagel ball should keep

[00:03:17] fighting people to keep his profile up I

[00:03:19] thought that was a good idea there was

[00:03:21] another one some guy it's acting but it's

[00:03:23] him kicking some drunk guy in the casino

[00:03:25] but it only had like five hundred

[00:03:26] retweets I know he fights the way I would

[00:03:29] fight like in like you fight in elementary

[00:03:32] school yeah we're chasing someone around

[00:03:34] kicking their shins being like do something

[00:03:36] yeah well that's a product of his size

[00:03:40] right yeah yeah he's like four foot eight

[00:03:43] dude this is gonna be so sad he's maybe

[00:03:45] an inch or two shorter than you Adam yeah

[00:03:47] you guys are pretty sad you said shorter

[00:03:49] at least he said short yeah so you're

[00:03:51] five feet tall means stop or six well it

[00:03:53] would be four ten if he was for today

[00:03:55] being stopped together easily seven and

[00:03:58] a half yeah that is true but we're I mean

[00:04:01] individually you guys are uber seven and

[00:04:03] a half foot tall friends that go out for

[00:04:05] lunch together yeah so we're to we're

[00:04:08] to the eye line we're together

[00:04:11] comma seven it feels good to be tall yeah

[00:04:18] to be tall mm-hmm I just went to

[00:04:21] mascot and I told the eye exam doctor

[00:04:23] whatever happens I want the glasses to

[00:04:25] make me feel tall so I'm wearing a

[00:04:29] long prescription now but the ground

[00:04:31] looks so far away and I feel so powerful

[00:04:33] oh okay it's like zoomed out it's like

[00:04:36] looking through binoculars the wrong way

[00:04:37] yeah I ran over a family mm-hmm driving

[00:04:41] because they were separate because of

[00:04:43] and the police let me go yeah because

[00:04:45] you're wearing a disability because I

[00:04:47] have yeah because I have glasses on you

[00:04:49] have body dysmorphia yeah yeah I put on

[00:04:52] that the van go boy song and I told

[00:04:54] them I was the sixth flags guy they're

[00:04:58] like it's an honor to meet you sir sir

[00:05:01] thank you for your service I was one of

[00:05:03] the men who died in the towers and I

[00:05:05] want to say it's not gonna be you that

[00:05:08] could be a career goal you are stopped

[00:05:09] like to lose the way to be the new

[00:05:11] six flags dancing old man yeah maybe

[00:05:13] Joe that get the officer paint the Leo

[00:05:16] or whatever they got to kill their

[00:05:17] gardener and see what got fired or

[00:05:19] whatever I would love if he did like a

[00:05:21] like a public savings like fine I guess

[00:05:23] I'll just go die in the towers and then

[00:05:27] he goes down to like ground zero and

[00:05:29] just like increases his depression his

[00:05:34] head until trying to kill himself I

[00:05:37] bet you could do that yeah if you're if

[00:05:41] you're an Italian with high enough blood

[00:05:42] pressure yeah no problem I guess I'll

[00:05:46] just die here then then will you respect

[00:05:48] me no no we won't yeah I was like I was

[00:05:55] driving and I was waiting in traffic

[00:05:57] that man is never gonna have to buy a

[00:05:59] fucking deli sandwich on Long Island

[00:06:01] Deborah again yeah I was waiting it's

[00:06:03] gonna have a nice retirement yeah I was

[00:06:05] waiting in traffic and I was in the

[00:06:06] second to left most lane and there was

[00:06:07] just like mad traffic and the lane next

[00:06:10] to me was open so I go to like you know

[00:06:13] switch lanes and in the one is dead

[00:06:14] stop there's a guy in a fucking like AMG

[00:06:17] behind me and like we both go to like

[00:06:19] go into that lane at the same time but

[00:06:21] I'm just in front of him right obviously

[00:06:23] everyone's gonna try and go in yes and

[00:06:25] this guy loses his mind and starts

[00:06:27] speeding through the bike lane and then

[00:06:30] oh it's not a surface and it's like all

[00:06:33] right you were in for what you did

[00:06:35] absolutely nothing wrong he cut and then

[00:06:37] he's like freaking out in his car in his

[00:06:40] middle but it's just some fucking Italian

[00:06:42] guy and he starts spitting out of the

[00:06:44] window

[00:06:46] it's like it's laughing at him

[00:06:50] he's like mom fucker part of

[00:06:53] part of spinning out the window

[00:06:57] incredible dude marking his territory

[00:07:00] yeah and Boston I almost got shots out

[00:07:02] there when he came out to Boston by

[00:07:03] the way thank you city psychom at shit

[00:07:05] rocked but on my way there I don't know

[00:07:07] how fucking shitty the traffic is in

[00:07:09] like downtown Boston also if you brought

[00:07:11] one of my shirts to stop show to have

[00:07:12] him sign a uo me extra money no one did

[00:07:15] that yes they did no heard from numerous

[00:07:18] people no one would you sign I signed

[00:07:21] nothing I signed just nothing I'm like

[00:07:23] here's my thing here's what I'll sign

[00:07:25] double these mm-hmm with my tongue oh yeah

[00:07:29] I have a tapi Gilmore style that's right

[00:07:31] right but I I got some fucking fat old

[00:07:37] man tried to cut me off in Boston and I

[00:07:40] fucking lost it on his ass but he was

[00:07:42] just a fat bald man in a Hawaiian shirt

[00:07:45] mm-hmm it was just me fighting with

[00:07:47] future me yeah a lot of screaming a lot

[00:07:50] of screaming well he was he didn't want

[00:07:52] the smoke dude he could tell I was an

[00:07:54] alpha dude yeah he did he could see me

[00:07:56] dude he could tie taking a couple yoga

[00:07:59] classes I'm just driving that truck

[00:08:01] because like you just cut people off

[00:08:02] and then watch them have like a fucking

[00:08:04] meltdown it's like go ahead I'll hit you

[00:08:05] with this truck I do not give a shit

[00:08:09] about this truck if you want to get into

[00:08:11] a game of of lane chicken with me I will

[00:08:14] run over your car I'm not even technically

[00:08:18] I and then I'll get out of the truck and

[00:08:20] the damage and be like I guess I'm off

[00:08:23] work I guess I finished work early today

[00:08:27] yeah didn't you guys do some damage

[00:08:33] allegedly Nick allegedly did some damage

[00:08:36] when we were picking up a second truck

[00:08:39] well the first time I ever worked at

[00:08:42] John the town first time I ever worked

[00:08:43] that job I was working with a guy and

[00:08:46] like we were pulling out of the lot and

[00:08:48] he's like you know you hit something he's

[00:08:50] like you're supposed to stop like as

[00:08:52] he's saying it takes the corner to art

[00:08:56] and just destroys the back of this minivan

[00:08:59] he's like ah okay well I guess maybe I'll

[00:09:03] pull over and then he's like looking in

[00:09:06] the mirror as we're driving we're just

[00:09:08] continuing to drive away the mirror is

[00:09:11] like I guess a couple people saw they'll

[00:09:12] take care of it what do you mean they'll

[00:09:17] take care they probably got the plates

[00:09:20] and yeah they got the plates sorry I

[00:09:24] don't get the info bag I'll get back to

[00:09:27] figure it I took a mirror I took a side

[00:09:36] mirror off I was driving a van full of

[00:09:37] children yeah I volunteered in college

[00:09:40] yeah I was like nobody snitch yeah and

[00:09:43] they loved it they loved being in on

[00:09:45] some criminal yeah I mean that kind of

[00:09:47] was all them kids that would happen like

[00:09:48] all the fucking time on the truck is

[00:09:50] like mirrors would come off yeah and

[00:09:53] that's like you know I mean nobody's

[00:09:55] nobody's stopping for that I thought one

[00:09:57] of the guys I worked with I'm like do you

[00:09:59] stop and he's like yeah one time I I hit a

[00:10:02] guy that's the threshold

[00:10:07] he's like the mirror fucking like

[00:10:10] knocked it's not some old guy out oh my

[00:10:13] god I just turned the corner knock and

[00:10:18] he's like I got out I'm like oh I'm so

[00:10:19] sorry and he was like oh it's fine I was

[00:10:21] like all right later I'm sure he does

[00:10:23] it's fun he didn't stop he ran over that

[00:10:27] old man like I is dead for a fact yeah

[00:10:31] have you ever been in a car accident like

[00:10:33] a fucking I got in a car accident the day

[00:10:36] after I got my car I've been in a bunch

[00:10:38] of car accidents really yeah what are some

[00:10:41] of the most memorable ones it's really

[00:10:44] scary dude no not really yeah I guess

[00:10:47] yeah I guess that's a second where you

[00:10:49] know you're about to crash he oh you as I

[00:10:51] know okay all right at pussy at pussy

[00:10:54] our French pussy my name is that I feel

[00:10:58] with the very chest my name is Giancarlo

[00:11:01] pussy chance that all my dice made out

[00:11:04] of diamonds to decide whether or not I

[00:11:07] take a pussy at grand point if it was

[00:11:11] one through three she will be taken the

[00:11:17] rape dice yeah Antonio was maybe I

[00:11:21] had all my rape dice I just want the boy

[00:11:25] and his mother I just the boy is a Jedi

[00:11:29] and I just want him and the freedom of

[00:11:31] his mother well the boy you can have but

[00:11:33] maybe I rep first I will roll my rep cube

[00:11:38] you will not you will not rape him do

[00:11:43] not rape the boy do not taste his ass

[00:11:45] your Jedi man tricks don't work on me

[00:11:50] why didn't they work on him because he

[00:11:53] was Jewish yeah it's we're impervious to

[00:11:55] Jedi my tricks quite got much the problem

[00:11:58] the boy is owned by a man named Jeffrey

[00:12:01] Epstein oh I thought of a I thought of a

[00:12:10] cover a Jeffrey Epstein song yeah all

[00:12:13] that he wants was sex with a baby yeah

[00:12:16] he's Jeffrey Epstein

[00:12:19] oh is another baby oh that's good

[00:12:24] thing also they were I saw I didn't read

[00:12:28] it at all but I saw a headline that ace

[00:12:29] of bases Nazis is that real they're

[00:12:34] Swedish I don't know they were Nazis

[00:12:37] could be dude or is it like a thing where

[00:12:40] it's like Nazis think they're like no I

[00:12:43] don't think because they're not the kind

[00:12:44] of thing that Nazis would think it's

[00:12:47] all bunchy shit like they're Aryan yeah

[00:12:50] you know their songs are that might be

[00:12:53] the fun band to be secretly Nazis maybe

[00:12:56] bare naked ladies yeah they had too much

[00:13:00] rap you know that's true what would be

[00:13:03] the funniest band to be Nazis let's see

[00:13:05] here hmm sorry look at Ed what nothing

[00:13:12] shh funny is band to be not see

[00:13:17] gooster guster guster guster we did it

[00:13:28] did it it's quite because neo-nauties

[00:13:33] say the Holocaust didn't happen but they

[00:13:36] also wanted to happen right oh I don't

[00:13:39] don't know if there's an overlap there

[00:13:41] shouldn't they be proud of it that's

[00:13:43] what I'm saying yeah yeah deniers should

[00:13:45] be like yeah we got you motherfuckers and

[00:13:48] we're gonna do it again but it seems

[00:13:50] like they don't want that yeah that does

[00:13:54] seem like those two things run that off

[00:13:55] I want to take your boy to a white

[00:13:57] solely compound in the woods where he can

[00:14:01] use his powers to fight against the dark

[00:14:03] forces in the universe this is this what

[00:14:09] this we the Jedi were Nazis no we're

[00:14:12] the yeah but we're good now because we

[00:14:15] live in a world with white slavery so now

[00:14:19] we are for a force for good now they had

[00:14:24] Samuel Jackson they were it's my original

[00:14:27] name was Brendan Johnson but I had the

[00:14:30] change it to quaigong in the trick the

[00:14:33] Chinese yeah that was a Chinese last name

[00:14:37] yeah no the whole name is quite on Jim yeah

[00:14:41] yeah damn I never considered that I

[00:14:43] thought it was Jedi but yeah I met a

[00:14:45] fucking five four guy those yeah George

[00:14:48] Lucas was like how about we do diversity

[00:14:51] by having the main character of this

[00:14:54] movie be another fish Japanese be some

[00:14:58] kind of octopus that speaks in heavily

[00:15:00] accepted Chinese yeah you were in a

[00:15:05] together way with a vision right like

[00:15:10] no let's just put a normal person in

[00:15:12] there you can keep the dumb name but yeah

[00:15:17] what the fuck a quaigong that gin damn

[00:15:22] I forget my mom's JFK right now we're

[00:15:24] doing what girls going on she's gonna

[00:15:25] grease yeah are you gonna see you're out

[00:15:27] there I will we're gonna link up lovely

[00:15:31] um yeah I'm excited my cousins in a

[00:15:35] play dude I'm about to see my man on the

[00:15:37] stage in Greece yeah he's in the play

[00:15:40] with like a really famous Greek me but

[00:15:42] Greek comedy is like trash it's like

[00:15:45] they still do blackface like there's

[00:15:47] like the guy's biggest characters a

[00:15:49] gypsy and he literally puts on like light

[00:15:51] blackface and he plays like a woman in a

[00:15:56] gay guy it's awesome oh he does

[00:15:59] characters oh yeah he does very very

[00:16:01] nuanced characters when I was in Montreal

[00:16:05] when that night we say the hotel I saw

[00:16:08] kebab quas and up and there was a guy

[00:16:11] that just had like a belt with six beers

[00:16:14] on it and just speaking French and

[00:16:17] everyone's loving it he's like I guess

[00:16:21] they're Larry the cable guy

[00:16:23] luck out like a bowl yeah like a bowl

[00:16:27] it is really cool to see redneck speaking

[00:16:29] French you know yeah you assume that

[00:16:32] they're such a refined people based on

[00:16:34] how the French are depicted yeah that's

[00:16:37] interesting because the French high

[00:16:40] society seem like pedophiles but what

[00:16:42] about the rednecks probably goes

[00:16:48] suppose all the way down and all the way

[00:16:50] up yep and they all hate Muslims to

[00:16:52] French people mm-hmm they got all those

[00:16:55] paintings in their racist yeah look at

[00:16:59] gay ass paintings all day how are you

[00:17:00] gonna be racist you know yeah they smoke

[00:17:02] cigarettes talk about existentialism

[00:17:04] dupe bisexuality yeah you know yeah they

[00:17:08] suck they probably suck their wife's boyfriend's dick

[00:17:10] everything's in black and white mm-hmm yeah

[00:17:13] they suck their wife's boyfriend's dick

[00:17:15] and they still don't and they still think

[00:17:17] hijab should be banned there's a sex scene

[00:17:19] in a movie that took place in france

[00:17:22] france that I jacked off to often grow up

[00:17:24] let's hear it it's called the dreamers

[00:17:27] oh my god that's a all-timer that's one of

[00:17:30] the best sex scenes that pit what i have a

[00:17:33] green and yes they have a green

[00:17:35] did she have hairy armpits in that i

[00:17:38] forget but you can see her entire she

[00:17:40] fucks her brother and she fucks the guy

[00:17:42] that's the weird part about the three

[00:17:44] yeah i had no idea what the plot was yeah

[00:17:47] i didn't know the plot you liked there were

[00:17:48] two guys it's so funny that we all

[00:17:49] watched we all watched a Bernardo

[00:17:52] Bertolucci movie at like 13 let me be clear

[00:17:55] i did not watch the fucking movie

[00:17:58] not i watched clips on the internet very

[00:18:00] famous there was no way evergreen was

[00:18:03] per seven and a half feet all watching

[00:18:05] clips we had no time for watching a whole

[00:18:08] it's a good movie but no it's not a bad

[00:18:10] movie but an arta tuchee movies

[00:18:12] about bird tooches movie yeah we were

[00:18:14] dunking i watched another beating off

[00:18:16] the clips and dunking i watched another

[00:18:18] one of his movies recently about a mother

[00:18:21] and the son and they hook up so this

[00:18:24] man just wants incest to happen he's uh

[00:18:26] yeah what a big green do at what is she

[00:18:28] like in something big and then that

[00:18:30] kid and then it was like oh by the way

[00:18:31] she fucked up on girl in a movie yeah she

[00:18:34] was in uh uh quantum of solace yeah oh hell

[00:18:37] yeah i forget what else she did in theater

[00:18:40] she was fun though i definitely jacked my

[00:18:43] little pecorino that very serenee romano

[00:18:47] very small no very small my your your penis

[00:18:51] is raiment in mind my title Cornish on my

[00:18:55] star that's fine yeah like girl everyone

[00:18:57] loves my penis everyone hates your big

[00:18:59] stupid penis yeah i would rather have a

[00:19:04] tiny beloved my biggest you mine has his

[00:19:06] own comedy club now that's sure but in

[00:19:09] Las Vegas in Las Vegas so what do you

[00:19:12] how about that yeah i guess i'll settle for

[00:19:14] my little penis being a millionaire and

[00:19:16] shit i got back into that uh that

[00:19:21] fucking hanway guy recently who's hanway

[00:19:24] that you know the practical unboxing

[00:19:26] katana video i can't get enough of that

[00:19:30] when the internet was good dude yeah it's

[00:19:32] still good now everyone's arguing about

[00:19:34] antifa with each other i don't i don't think

[00:19:37] that's what everyone's doing i don't think most

[00:19:38] people know what antifa is right well i think

[00:19:43] a lot of like parents that listen to of course you

[00:19:45] have to do the obligatory chop video i have to

[00:19:49] make a video of me using actually using the

[00:19:51] sword i have to use this sword he's Dutch

[00:19:57] Homer stuff and tape yeah him and his

[00:20:00] fucking Gary gay family what what what is

[00:20:04] the outside of the box say Evan wait his

[00:20:09] family's and his mom is making his little

[00:20:11] brother you see right and his little

[00:20:13] brother's there it is mean to his little

[00:20:15] brother anything a little brother says

[00:20:17] he's like shtiler

[00:20:23] like 37 i mean he's probably 17 years old

[00:20:25] when a video came out and he already

[00:20:27] looked 38 yeah and he's like still uploading

[00:20:30] videos still making them he's still making

[00:20:32] videos of him like playing pokemon snap

[00:20:34] what's the channel looking like yeah does he

[00:20:37] have traction does he make the living off

[00:20:39] youtube who is he a youtuber uh this guy

[00:20:43] no i don't know but that original video

[00:20:45] probably has like 10 million views oh damn

[00:20:48] it is a truly legendary what do you gave

[00:20:50] you monetize that like 37 dollars what

[00:20:53] he does ads on it he probably does all

[00:20:55] right like a couple hundred bucks every

[00:20:57] couple months you think so i don't know

[00:20:59] off one video i did it a girl once that

[00:21:04] got her head shake no you didn't know

[00:21:09] do you remember when girls were shaving their

[00:21:10] heads on the side like in with cancer

[00:21:13] no it wasn't and it adam had to suck his

[00:21:16] penis to make him feel better about the

[00:21:18] medicine the key moment that's not what

[00:21:20] happened stop making up shit dude did you

[00:21:24] really did he did he's been shading that

[00:21:27] oh holy shit hold on that's shady i just

[00:21:30] got a call from st. Jude's children's hospital

[00:21:32] repeating things that i've it was actually

[00:21:34] not even a man with cancer i'm repeating

[00:21:37] stuff i read on truth.com truth.com the

[00:21:40] anti-smoking you know yes smoking is

[00:21:44] bad for you could get cancer like this

[00:21:45] guy he did that and the suck his dick

[00:21:50] that's rude and shady yeah well it's

[00:21:52] truth truth.com truth.com truth.com truth.com

[00:21:55] truth.com truth.com don't smoke and

[00:21:59] israel controls the united states government

[00:22:02] dude those are the two things we cover

[00:22:04] here truth.com is that smoking kills and

[00:22:08] jeffrey eppstein was a massard agent

[00:22:10] that was funded by us tax dollars what

[00:22:14] his bit his girl jizz lane or whatever

[00:22:16] the fuck yeah yeah it's go lane they don't

[00:22:20] yeah none of the you don't pronounce any of

[00:22:21] the letter does she does she merit the

[00:22:23] name of the name correctly it was funny you

[00:22:25] saw that picture of her in and out yeah

[00:22:27] with the books fake it's not real and not

[00:22:30] only is it not real you can look at

[00:22:31] archived pictures uh or archived copies of

[00:22:34] that article and when it first went up it

[00:22:36] was like horrifically photoshopped you can

[00:22:39] really yeah there's like the all of like

[00:22:41] the brick behind their back and the second

[00:22:43] picture is all glitched that's crazy and

[00:22:46] then there's uh in the background there's

[00:22:47] a picture of a bus stop and people found

[00:22:50] where that in and out is because it's in

[00:22:51] the article or whatever the valley and

[00:22:53] they uh in the bus stop there's a poster

[00:22:56] for the movie good boys and somebody

[00:22:57] went there and they're like well that

[00:22:59] poster isn't there and then they called

[00:23:00] the company that manages that that bus

[00:23:02] stop the advertising thing they're like

[00:23:04] yeah we've never had a poster for good

[00:23:06] boys there so that was photoshopped in

[00:23:08] there and it's just this weird like

[00:23:10] disinformation campaign it was way too on

[00:23:13] the nose the day before that they came

[00:23:15] out they said reading a fucking book about

[00:23:18] CIA guys getting killed it's like this is

[00:23:22] not real yeah well the day before it came

[00:23:24] out that she was in boston living with a

[00:23:26] tech guy hmm she could get it though

[00:23:30] jizzling i would let her suck me off you

[00:23:32] know what because it's like it's a

[00:23:34] weird disinformation campaign but really

[00:23:36] all she would have to do is be like

[00:23:38] jeffrey manipulated me yeah i was a slave

[00:23:40] too and then she would be on stage with

[00:23:42] Kamala Harris in like three weeks you

[00:23:46] know doing whatever dances doing whatever

[00:23:49] stupid shooting whatever dumb dance i

[00:23:52] think is going to win the election this

[00:23:53] time i think we're going to try again is

[00:23:55] a new dance yep because we're going to

[00:23:58] we're going to sing old town road with all

[00:24:01] of jeffrey epsdine's associates on stage

[00:24:05] you have prince andrew singing old town

[00:24:07] road you got a remix of it with prince

[00:24:09] andrew and it's kind of like a band-aid thing

[00:24:13] yeah we're doing like a live-aid sort of

[00:24:15] thing and yes allen dershowitz and prince

[00:24:18] andrew and kamala harris who's prince and

[00:24:21] josey smollett he's the son of the queen

[00:24:24] he's what's his face is little brother

[00:24:25] charles i think he's a little bro i think he is

[00:24:29] yeah and he's a charles never gonna be king

[00:24:31] girls or he will when she dies charles will be king

[00:24:35] and then his son william will be king

[00:24:39] nice and then the baby so andrew is char chucks

[00:24:43] bro who fucked kids is that who he is yeah andrew

[00:24:47] fucks kids andrew's too is like they the

[00:24:50] buckingham pal he retired from public life and

[00:24:52] buckingham palace had to release a statement

[00:24:54] which is like they're the royal family it's not

[00:24:56] like they have to worry about a real life they could just say like

[00:24:59] never happened yeah no they can just say like he likes

[00:25:01] fucking kids there's nothing you can do about it

[00:25:03] we're the prince of ink

[00:25:05] yeah

[00:25:08] what do you want to do you're speaking the language that our family forced you

[00:25:12] to speak anyways yeah so but no he's like oh he

[00:25:18] was appalled by the crimes jeffrey Epstein's accused

[00:25:21] yeah well there's a picture of him at jeffrey Epstein's house

[00:25:25] after all the charges waving to an underach

[00:25:30] is that real i saw that too i thought that was a joke too

[00:25:36] yeah there's like a blurry

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[00:25:59] the people uh here's we're asking to use this product maybe

[00:26:03] adults jeffrey Epstein and prince andrew had tried

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[00:28:31] do you know about that sort of this guy named danny caselaro

[00:28:34] no that he was researching this story about the state department stealing

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[00:30:31] now the saying he's a died needs money for knee pads for his new doctor job

[00:30:40] saying medical school sucked him dry with finances and he needs

[00:30:46] needs to borrow my rollerblading knee pads as you know his adam's father i

[00:30:50] rollerblade everywhere i go yes i never stop rolling

[00:30:54] worried about his carbon footprint

[00:30:58] why shame a man for i would love this being emissions free

[00:31:01] you're dead berating you in full rollerblading gear

[00:31:04] just gliding back and forth while sitting sitting at the dinner table

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[00:32:10] bring it to oakland on the 24th this fucking weekend

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[00:32:20] and then i'm in seattle the 29th portland on the 30th

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[00:32:27] 27th and 20th of september and go see my boy adam

[00:32:30] we got a second show first show sold out so it tickets for the 930

[00:32:36] at the lodge room on the 29th i'll also be at the whistle stop in san

[00:32:42] dia gong the 28th i don't believe there are pre-sales for those tickets you

[00:32:45] gotta get tickets at the door adam's at the whistle stop the whipping boy

[00:32:48] chain gang it's the whistle stop it's a bear mountain

[00:32:55] he's at secrets and secrets and whispers he's at red cocks he's at the dangerous

[00:32:59] rainbow he's at bearbacks danger rainbow did you hear that epsene had a

[00:33:04] controlling stake in secrets in ocean city md

[00:33:07] shut up he did no he didn't he had no no touch of any

[00:33:11] don't say that don't besport the nothing of ocean city of

[00:33:14] ocean city maryland it's true you take it back it was an illusion to all the

[00:33:18] secrets that the uh global satanic pedophile no

[00:33:21] not a funny joke not a funny thing to joke about it's not something's are off

[00:33:25] limits man some things are often some secrets is

[00:33:28] it's a pun we might come down s c a c r e t i know because it's next to the c

[00:33:32] but it's also there's secrets you don't know you don't even know what

[00:33:35] you just realized it because you just i knew that it was s e a you didn't know

[00:33:39] that everyone knows it's you've never been there so how did you know

[00:33:42] i've been to ocean city md of course there's secrets

[00:33:45] yeah it's got sand on the ground no shit motherfucker who knows that it's the

[00:33:50] coolest bar in america lying and don't ever besmirch secrets again or i'll

[00:33:53] fuck you up i wasn't besmirching anything yes you did

[00:33:56] i think they should include like a parrot head theme at

[00:34:00] gettiesburg i think that would be good for gettiesburg

[00:34:03] is if they did reenactments but there was also like a margarita feel to the

[00:34:07] whole thing yeah uh-huh the confederate soldiers have like

[00:34:10] Hawaiian shirts on okay yeah like a chiller version of

[00:34:14] the civil war yeah and you get drunk the civil war is so nasty you know it's

[00:34:19] like everyone who had trench foot you know there's guys that show up to those

[00:34:22] enactments that are just blasting the n-word and they're like that's

[00:34:25] the way it was done it's history that is how they this is all they cared about

[00:34:30] and talked about always back then i'm on the great team yeah

[00:34:36] yeah i'll fucking love history okay well if you want to be that accurate why

[00:34:40] are you wearing rollerblades because in south afro go where i'm from

[00:34:47] everyone does this i don't make me break character

[00:34:52] you're making me break character i don't never do that

[00:34:57] are you're frustrating me in making me break character

[00:35:00] i'm supposed to be stonewall jackson except i have rollerblades and a lightsaber

[00:35:06] yeah well where i was uh-huh i was wondering if anyone could massage

[00:35:17] general jackson's body i've become so faint from the wall that would be funny

[00:35:23] if we showed up dad he chose him as scarlet o'hara he's just yeah just an

[00:35:28] effect the stonewall jackson wearing rollerblading gear

[00:35:32] mama mama asshole could use a massage i just need these strong

[00:35:37] southern gentlemen to massage my body i was thinking we could try and become

[00:35:44] so very tired from rollerblading around the battlefield no do not

[00:35:50] besmirch his good name well now who's looking who's using the word besmirch

[00:35:55] well it's it's a member of my of my immediate family

[00:35:59] okay let's be very clear about the hierarchy of things that you can and

[00:36:03] can't joke about secrets secrets is number one at the top of ocean

[00:36:06] cd md and the culture of maryland don't make us

[00:36:10] list the county's culture we go back through those who list those

[00:36:14] again i wonder i wonder how people like that they probably loved it

[00:36:19] who doesn't like to hear about why comic-co-county

[00:36:22] we don't hear anorundo county queen and

[00:36:28] calvert can you imagine how fat anorundo must have been

[00:36:32] mmm nice fat yeah that's a big bit yeah well i volunteered the library and i

[00:36:38] uh tend to run fast every year i post on r slash wizard cats

[00:36:46] it's a harry potter cat themed uh fucking something

[00:36:52] and uh my pussy is in hufflepuff and i'm i'm a big bitch myself

[00:36:59] myself i'm a big bitch i had to describe myself i would

[00:37:05] i would say identify as a person foremost i am a big bitch

[00:37:10] now it's a it's that a big bird it's a big bitch and it's just some huge fat

[00:37:13] woman that sits in a nest and that's for the trash cans

[00:37:17] i just i was just a fat nude woman we're trying to figure out what

[00:37:25] triangles are big bitch well that's very nice Elmo

[00:37:31] why don't you come over here and i'll explain them don't go she'll try to eat

[00:37:35] you Elmo oh she's a she's a uh a benevolent

[00:37:39] oh she's part of yeah i know it's just big bird except it's big

[00:37:42] oh it's just some huge bitch that has a nest so the nest

[00:37:47] they the bird theme is kept only through the nest

[00:37:50] yes and then it's a huge bitch that's got a big boa

[00:37:54] a big boa feather boa yes yeah okay if she nude

[00:37:59] hey big bitch what's she wearing like a cardigan uh i don't know

[00:38:05] i i i'm really thought about it to be honest with you

[00:38:10] whatever it takes and now i can make it through

[00:38:14] ooh i was thinking about what if what if your balls had nipples on them

[00:38:21] oh okay i saw you hear like pleasure them i saw your tweet about it

[00:38:25] it'd be pretty cool wouldn't it you could feel the little nipples on your

[00:38:28] nuts what's the point of a nipple i guess to give a milk

[00:38:32] ooh i never considered that but yeah but we have men have them

[00:38:37] and they're like just extra appendages yeah what was for the 90s

[00:38:41] in the 90s man got nipples yeah that was a good 90s thing

[00:38:45] not before that no no that was like a cool thing as guys

[00:38:49] you get you know like they're bleach tips and they had nipples

[00:38:54] that's it was like the beginning of that metrosexual

[00:38:57] yes that's a very metrosexual thing is to have little milkers

[00:39:00] i'm still metrosexual dude i wear not who cut jeans

[00:39:04] low-vees extra low american apparel ves

[00:39:09] i wear uh what else um at hardy type shit is that metrosexual

[00:39:16] no that's not get hardy and you can't do it get hardy yeah you can't even

[00:39:22] i'd like to wear get hardy that's a t-shirt uh i do for you Nick you

[00:39:27] ought to be nasty it's not that yeah dude you should do a get hardy

[00:39:32] yeah it's like a dragon that's like can't get hard who's got a little limp

[00:39:36] cock i got to figure it out i might have to switch over to fulfillment for

[00:39:39] some things over to what fulfillment for some things with those shirts i can't

[00:39:43] handle the water yeah there's a lot of work you did

[00:39:46] the other day yeah well it was the other week

[00:39:48] entire week yeah i got another i got another 600 or so shirts come in

[00:39:53] they're supposed to be here friday or today and they still haven't showed up

[00:39:56] but it'll be another round of that and then uh

[00:40:01] what i want to try and do is is get some kind of fulfillment going in

[00:40:05] australia in the uk so you don't have to pay 15 dollar shipping for all that

[00:40:09] shit oh damn you know what though fuck foreigners

[00:40:13] dude fuck them no i'm gonna i'm gonna take it over france i'm gonna do a

[00:40:19] bunch of zis we charlie parrotichers you could do a big like ossama bin

[00:40:25] lonie i'm gonna get into the i'm gonna break bust into the french market with

[00:40:29] the most anti-semitic muzzy fucking cartoons on shirts

[00:40:35] one of muzzy was anti-semitic and it was a shirt wait who's muzzy

[00:40:40] muzzy's muzzy was uh you learned french from he was like a

[00:40:43] cartoon i thought you were saying like a slur for muslim no

[00:40:46] no muzzy was like a french cartoon they'd sell the tapes on tv for people that

[00:40:53] wanted their kids to be gay you guys well how

[00:40:57] many so your parents bought a hundred tapes yeah i was uh i was watching a lot

[00:41:01] of muzzy growing up yeah but you did yeah what's the

[00:41:06] premise he's like a big monster he's like a monster yeah

[00:41:10] and he's friends with a lot of little kids fuck him there's matteline too that was

[00:41:15] also the french i fuck with matteline but that was in

[00:41:17] in english like but she was the cartoons yeah yeah but she was a french bitch

[00:41:22] i fucked the uh none from matteline you fuck none of the women no

[00:41:30] you fuck no one no the none you've never had said from

[00:41:34] matteline the cartoon before she took her vows or after she cheated on god with

[00:41:40] me dude damn i cocked god does that count as

[00:41:44] cucking god if you fuck none's because don't none's isn't that the idea that

[00:41:47] they're married to god so then god will be fucking

[00:41:51] fucking terrified of you dude god is sitting on a chair with his arms folded

[00:41:56] looking sad while i fuck these nuns there's got to be some hot nuns dude

[00:42:02] there has to be a couple and if you catch them just right you might be able to get

[00:42:05] head from them are they allowed to leave do they

[00:42:09] want to shave their pussies um no probably not right i think they

[00:42:15] should bring back to catch a predator but do it with like

[00:42:18] adult women uh-huh rather than like children so guys show up to a house

[00:42:24] and they're like how dare you try to have sex with a woman

[00:42:29] how dare you try to hit on a woman in the dms

[00:42:32] oh you get to catch a predator for like flirting to your heart yes for any

[00:42:37] type of flirting online yeah which should be you know

[00:42:41] that way we can cut down on people creeping in the dms that is technically

[00:42:44] the definition of a predator these days yeah yeah yeah

[00:42:49] that'd be a fun show this guy's being like what the fuck i didn't do anything

[00:42:52] wrong i asked her if she wanted to go like wow

[00:42:55] see mid-summer with wow yikes just gonna give you

[00:43:00] crescendent yikes yikes fam that's a yikes for me

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[00:43:14] fucking he tried he tries to leave and there's just a bunch of fat women

[00:43:17] in the bushes yeah like Adam yeah big red hush too

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[00:44:01] yeah it's like a whore that's been smoking for smoking new poor men all right

[00:44:07] let's get it over with some 110 pound woman it's all knuckles and

[00:44:11] things i see i would be a soft baker sweetheart

[00:44:19] maybe something like a fucking month like a sausalito you know i didn't start

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[00:45:32] you can fuck as many cookies as you want you can fuck as many cookies as you

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[00:45:39] otis spunkmire of fucking cookies oh yeah what a funny name for truly

[00:45:45] the cookie company otis spunkmire yeah he's like a old pimp that smells bad

[00:45:52] yeah that's his that's his who loves to come right

[00:45:57] spunk means cum right yeah yeah yeah uh so well uh macwellin.com

[00:46:07] as i went there and i got some underwear and i tell you it was so easy

[00:46:12] yeah dude ask me how easy it was how easy it was so easy that i wanted to kill

[00:46:17] myself that's too easy they should make it a little harder

[00:46:23] macwellin's online shopping is so easy that you want to kill yourself

[00:46:28] the second you look the second you look at your website you're gonna say this

[00:46:33] is such an easy easy we've reached perfection yeah

[00:46:37] there's nothing more to live Alexander wept for there were no more worlds to

[00:46:41] suck off yeah it's it's macwellin and adam wept for

[00:46:45] there were no more men to suck they actually they let me in they gave me

[00:46:49] the true story of what happened they found it macwellin because they

[00:46:52] wanted to they wanted more out of the basics yeah dude and i've been thinking

[00:46:57] about that i always think about the basics and i always question myself

[00:47:02] how could something so essential be a pain in the ass dude i think about that

[00:47:06] every day that i am alive every day i'm i think about my underwear

[00:47:09] and my massive collection of assault rifles i need in case abama decides to

[00:47:13] try and come back just the basics the essentials

[00:47:17] and why is it such a hassle to purchase the two that's so true

[00:47:21] oh a couple kids will get killed every three months yeah

[00:47:24] so who cares so macwellin they set out to create a

[00:47:26] simple website where you could get smartly designed underwear and assault

[00:47:30] rifles yep it was one ar fifties with bump stocks

[00:47:33] unfortunately the guns didn't pan out

[00:47:39] that they're still working on it but rest assured for now though macwellin is

[00:47:44] trying day and night to get untraceable ar 15 military grade lowers

[00:47:50] 3d printed delivered to you mmm plastic so they go through airplanes go

[00:47:56] get through airplanes with them you shoot down

[00:47:59] uh an airplane and look you want to kill the president

[00:48:04] this is the website for you

[00:48:10] listen you want to get a gun through airport security to fly a plane into

[00:48:14] the new 9-11 mosque yeah and tell you what because they've tested all these

[00:48:17] underwear is by filling them with guns and wearing them around and it feels

[00:48:22] like it feels like you're wearing nothing at all

[00:48:24] not nothing the frustration was real and our ureca moment happened this is

[00:48:29] back there in the department store well there's not back there

[00:48:31] there's just your chain of the truth no this is the true story yeah

[00:48:35] they sent me a place mat they they pay uh i mean i this is my personal opinion

[00:48:40] yeah the product my opinion as well but yeah they pay me in chile so i'm

[00:48:45] i'm handed they'd say put the underwear on see if you spill a drop of chili on

[00:48:48] it i'm wearing a mac waldon bib that you are and i've got it's covering your

[00:48:53] whole cock because it's so little uh my dick that is so big that it goes all

[00:48:58] the way up to my neck mmm and it's jammed into my stoma

[00:49:05] yep that's why i have the stoma mmm yeah i was asking about that what's that

[00:49:09] about i was wondering it's i it's so i can put my penis in

[00:49:12] there say you just put a little hole in your throat yeah

[00:49:17] to put your because your penis didn't quite reach your mouth and that's why

[00:49:21] things like underwear it's always such a struggle for me to buy

[00:49:24] stuff because i go in the i go in the macy's and i have my penis shoved into

[00:49:28] my stoma and i say do you have underwear for people like me

[00:49:32] and they say no and that's right went to macwaldon.com

[00:49:35] because of the ureca moment it happened in department store

[00:49:38] powerful brands that dominated our top drawer surrounded by a mind numbing

[00:49:43] assortment of underwear and socks we realized consistent fit and quality

[00:49:47] became a game of roulette this sounds like fight club

[00:49:49] it is it's it's there was serious it was all this

[00:49:53] bullshit underwear and i knew we had to do something

[00:49:56] we had to blow up the banks and beat each other up in a basement

[00:50:02] yeah why why did you start it from scratch and engineered their own

[00:50:05] fabric of fight club the underwear is nice i got a pair it does feel

[00:50:10] space-agey yeah they're they're it's award-winning i want to pair

[00:50:14] i mean i have a pair yeah they have a macwaldon has an award-winning mobile

[00:50:17] app i love we made sure the design process was

[00:50:21] meticulous so you can count on the fit being the same

[00:50:24] each time we built a world-class customer service

[00:50:27] differences in details so they said yes they're very nice underwear i mean

[00:50:32] i don't know just fuck about fabric but if it's uh they fit pretty well they

[00:50:37] look good yeah nice dick print and oh your cock

[00:50:40] sings in those motherfuckers yeah call your cockaritha franklin

[00:50:44] because it's hitting the high the high notes and the low notes yeah you'll look

[00:50:47] like an half macwaldons even though the rest of your body is

[00:50:51] dog shit your rest of your fat and pathetic disgusting

[00:50:55] fucking you'll be looking at your your nice underwear nobody was thinking

[00:50:58] about your fucking tits your love handles your big disgusting tits

[00:51:03] anyways macwaldon is a premium men's essentials brand and believes in

[00:51:06] smart design premium fabrics i mean cover that

[00:51:09] this seems like it they sent me sorry it said there was new

[00:51:13] the copy but it seems like it's the fucking same as it

[00:51:16] no all that shit about the department story i guess that yeah they hit but they

[00:51:20] don't want me to read that i don't i don't know

[00:51:24] that's what happened here's a here's a back story of the company they didn't

[00:51:28] like what was offered so they did their own thing i'm sure you could have

[00:51:31] fucking well they want you to write to read that thing about killing the

[00:51:33] president that's for sure that is in there that's just must be

[00:51:37] said i think that's the new copy macwaldon be most comfortable underwear

[00:51:41] sock shirts undershirts hoodies and sweatpants and more than you ever wear

[00:51:45] they've aligned with silver underwear you guys don't about that it's anti

[00:51:48] microbial which means it gets the stink out of your pink

[00:51:52] and if you're not paying your pink well maybe you should be

[00:51:55] why don't you get good on the guy now keep it moving

[00:51:59] you know we're not here for anybody other than our pink dick

[00:52:03] friends well i don't have a pink dick you don't have a dick at all

[00:52:07] i do have a dick he's got a Mediterranean so they have dick my dick is olive

[00:52:11] toned and the head is a little reparlish it looks like an olive it looks like a

[00:52:15] pimento it's purple from the lack of oxygen that gets your

[00:52:19] dick yeah that's not the reason it looks like a little pimento poking out of

[00:52:24] it's first that's the wrong kind of olive no it's the right kind of olive

[00:52:28] it's the right kind of olive fuck pimentos they want you to be

[00:52:32] comfortable so if you don't like your first pair you can keep it

[00:52:35] and they will still refund you no questions asked

[00:52:37] not only does macwaldon underwear socks and shirts look good but they perform

[00:52:41] well too it's one of the only pairs this is true the only pairs of underwear

[00:52:45] where you can actually use that slot that you pull your penis out of

[00:52:48] yeah a lot of guys they do the penis pull challenge they set up a macwalden

[00:52:52] set up a

[00:52:56] trade show

[00:52:58] and as you put that underwear on

[00:53:00] or you put on you know some other the other the other guys brand i love

[00:53:05] the wrong pulling our peak and we all stand there

[00:53:10] how does that feel how does it come through that whole field

[00:53:16] you take pictures taken with a booth girl next to a missybeishi eclipse

[00:53:21] now is macwaldon underwear socks shirts look good to perform well too it's good

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[00:53:28] mhm

[00:53:31] so use promo code yeah now i'm looking for the promo mr pussy

[00:53:35] i fucking change it all the time anyways yes it's very easy you go online

[00:53:41] you buy the fucking underwear that's great oh yeah it is good it is

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[00:54:03] um and this is

[00:54:06] sorry this is this is not new copy it's more technical information that just

[00:54:11] confuses me says there i must include a clickable euro

[00:54:15] URL over the video i don't know what video i don't know i think this is

[00:54:19] video they just recent the generic like you know

[00:54:23] sponsor oh so there's stuff in here that's i thought this was the specific stuff

[00:54:28] in here that i needed look you know the deal come

[00:54:33] come town town 20 cum to wn 20 i don't think it's case sensitive but just in

[00:54:39] case to all caps for 20% off and then if you don't like the

[00:54:44] underwear they just refund you and uh you get to keep the underwear

[00:54:48] it's a perfect crime there's nothing to lose you can try it out

[00:54:51] mm-hmm you know and then you're probably gonna whatever you're wearing you're

[00:54:55] gonna throw out if you're wearing the trash i want actually i i talked to a

[00:54:59] guy who's the first responder listens to the show

[00:55:02] and he uh he gave i i i i ed guy um his his

[00:55:07] got his old little jeep was blown up

[00:55:10] um rak out nine eleven and his wrangler and so he's he's chronically just

[00:55:15] pissing and shit he was in a rack for a response he came back over here and

[00:55:18] his wife had to quit her job so she should clean clean up his ass was

[00:55:22] leaking all day pissing and shitting constantly while he's just

[00:55:25] what a nightmare more punisher tattoos on his limbs

[00:55:27] so work and uh he's been in diapers and he went on the

[00:55:32] macwolden.com and he got that pair of underwear and he put him on

[00:55:36] and instantly stopped his legs his legs grew back yeah his legs grew back and

[00:55:40] he stopped visiting him shitting himself and and Jennifer Garner is actually

[00:55:43] producing a movie about it now because his uh when his

[00:55:47] and she sucked his cock his dick and ball is actually said they met god

[00:55:51] oh while they were working they met jesus yep and his dick actually started

[00:55:56] talking and it's the feel-good movie of the summer it's so

[00:55:59] i saw an advanced screening Kevin Sorbo as the veteran and Jennifer Garner as his

[00:56:04] wife is cleaning up his piss he's Kevin Sorbo is covered in piss and

[00:56:08] shit yeah opening seat yeah yep at first we see him in a rack and he's just

[00:56:11] like i'm just a 19 year old kid he just wants to be a

[00:56:15] watch model once i get back i want to pick up my dad's watch

[00:56:19] modeling business when i get back oh yes from uh this mission here in

[00:56:24] simalia fighting child soldiers and then he

[00:56:28] boom bang boom yeah you know scary then he yeah roll the truck rolls

[00:56:34] and they're like they're like well well fair track everybody everybody

[00:56:38] tell everybody said you're dick good like good i'm like say my dick's good

[00:56:43] Oscar Oscar Oscar dick michael bravo you know and then Kevin Sorbo's like oh

[00:56:47] god my dick can't get hard and i'm pooping so

[00:56:53] wait where's his wrist blown on is this one i don't want to be a watch model

[00:56:58] when does this dick meet god so he's in or this is still the aftermath

[00:57:02] okay and then he's flown back uh he's dragged back okay uh behind the

[00:57:07] truck because the army ran out of money at this point

[00:57:11] and so they're dragging back to america and he's just his body is dangling

[00:57:15] pissing and shitting oh no the way and he's just

[00:57:19] reading the punisher comics on the way back home so he

[00:57:23] he's just waiting to meet his wife yeah and he gets back to Jennifer Garner

[00:57:27] like oh my god what happened then he's like i have my dick died in in simalia

[00:57:33] and then so you know the piss and shit and they're trying to

[00:57:37] get their life back together and then she's like i'm allergic to shit i'm

[00:57:41] allergic to shit and she's like this is ruining our

[00:57:43] marriage christian so i can't get a divorce but i might cheat on you with

[00:57:47] a different type of first responder a fireman oh yeah and he's like you know

[00:57:52] i hate firemen you know i i'm more of a police kind of guy

[00:57:58] anyway so yeah he goes back on underwear and then

[00:58:06] his dick comes back to life and he's like tell you what folks while i was up

[00:58:09] there i met the big fella oh they're like honey you're

[00:58:13] dick and talk now he's like not only can i talk

[00:58:16] i met jesus not only can i talk but jesus told me we should be banning

[00:58:21] muslims no i met the uh met jesus it's joe mackey is the

[00:58:26] dick cumin angiani as kevin sorbo's dick i i don't met

[00:58:32] the magnetic god that's not that sounds like that

[00:58:36] yeah not really it's got a little bit of it i mean yes but it's like

[00:58:41] something i don't know it used to be worse it did it got worse while he was in

[00:58:46] heaven oh he becomes it now his dick is pakistani

[00:58:51] he met the pakistani god he met and then it turns out that jesus

[00:58:55] was muslim oh and then the guy kills himself

[00:58:59] and then the guy kills him he goes to hell where jesus is

[00:59:11] kiss me let me see your little ass dick i want to suck it off

[00:59:21] i'm gay so fuck me

[00:59:37] yeah that's the movie

[00:59:40] me pissing my ass and mouth oh i'm gay

[00:59:49] yeah damn i had another good one but i forgot it yeah

[00:59:52] something about being gay again oh but

[00:59:59] i was laughing the other day it stalks me about going to see peanut butter

[01:00:03] falcon yep but then laughing in the theater like

[01:00:07] like uh fucking robert d'niro in in oh yeah

[01:00:11] just in the cigar everyone's trying to watch the movie

[01:00:13] i'm like ahhhhh

[01:00:20] ahhhhh you know yeah let me get all day being like

[01:00:24] gank excuse me do you mind that they can't kick you out of a theatre for

[01:00:28] let's just go to another movie

[01:00:31] counselor like what's that guy's deal

[01:00:36] yeah i told him he shouldn't make fun of retarded kids 14 years ago

[01:00:40] now he's got a vendetta against me damn is that what kate fears about yeah

[01:00:45] i guys just says a thing in a movie theater no we talked about this this

[01:00:48] about a process that's so funny that you

[01:00:50] said we talked about we literally talked about the movie last week and then you

[01:00:54] think damn is that what it's about a guy that says a thing in a theater

[01:00:58] i don't know he could be crazy or something yeah i don't fucking listen

[01:01:02] it look dude you know in one year out the other that's the best way

[01:01:05] to stay centered in this crazy life dude in this crazy life in this

[01:01:10] crazy love vita loca dude yeah

[01:01:14] love vita joker second love vita penis oh that should be a song on the new

[01:01:19] joker soundtrack living love vita loca because he's

[01:01:22] crazy ever coming out i know what the fuck i don't know but i want to see it

[01:01:26] i wish we would do like a joker movie where his back story is he's like

[01:01:30] uh he's either like a green beret or like a cia special activities division guy

[01:01:37] you know uh and uh he gets back from afghanistan

[01:01:43] uh-huh and then he becomes the joker

[01:01:46] yep oh that's of the i've seen people tweet that shit or say that that

[01:01:51] he's clearly uh a veteran and he was not only a veteran but he would

[01:01:56] torture people and they say that because he knows batman's interrogation

[01:02:01] tactics that he's a veteran so he can't be broke that waterboarding

[01:02:06] people he said jewels suck dickenov guy who on twitter

[01:02:10] jewels suck oh yeah that guy with the mustess

[01:02:14] suck dicker off yeah yeah that's his name yes

[01:02:17] jewels suck that guy's dad i might be pronouncing wrong but

[01:02:21] he's like like and i don't give a shit but like it's fucking like

[01:02:25] heating antifa for fighting fascists is like hating

[01:02:28] the fire department for fighting fires the something something for i don't

[01:02:33] know that's so stupid then the last one is batman for fighting crime

[01:02:37] and it's like if batman were real he is fascist he would be

[01:02:41] a he's a fascist he's a millionaire that just decides who

[01:02:45] gets the right anti-fuzz legitimately breaking the law

[01:02:50] they're going around like assaulting and i'm not like pro but

[01:02:53] in that in the in your world where batman exists

[01:02:57] he would absolutely be fucking that man would hate antifa yeah

[01:03:01] and the joker were the or bane yeah i don't think i've said this on the

[01:03:05] show before yeah but bane would be like not only have you not

[01:03:09] said it on the show before it's your original take it's

[01:03:12] actually something that you deduced yourself it's something that i

[01:03:15] never read or saw and numerous were heard someone say at a

[01:03:20] bus stop or a public venue

[01:03:24] um i am antifa dude i'm blue pro and fucking ninja outfit and i'm going to

[01:03:30] fuck up some proud boys i just think that like that's not what fascists are

[01:03:34] are bad right but they're just other poor people

[01:03:37] why don't they fuck up rich people why does an antifa kill the coke brothers

[01:03:42] okay that's true that's fascism i guess but

[01:03:46] there's so much fascism around us there the proud boys are fucking dorks

[01:03:51] dude i mean they probably i just think it's it is weird that

[01:03:55] people seem to i'm just saying the elites if you want to think of it in a

[01:03:58] class context the elites want poor people to fight poor people

[01:04:02] so they can get away with doing whatever shit they want to i don't even think

[01:04:05] it's that complicated i mean it's like people need

[01:04:09] it gives them some kind of purpose in their lives yeah and it gives them

[01:04:12] community too i think it's mostly it's like a bowling

[01:04:15] league yeah the antifa and the proud boys you have a mostly secular society

[01:04:20] with a bunch of people that never really needed to be truly atheist they can

[01:04:24] always just have faith in fucking you know the system or whatever and now that

[01:04:28] it's crumbling they need some additional purpose in their lives so they have to

[01:04:31] dress up like ninja turtles and beat each other up in the streets

[01:04:35] to pretend like there's some meaning or something that they can believe in or

[01:04:39] that they're doing something when ultimately the net result of all this

[01:04:43] like proud and anti-fashit is is absolutely zero nothing it cancels

[01:04:48] each other out these are bored people fucking macing each other

[01:04:52] feeling like they're doing something or nothing yeah it doesn't convince anyone

[01:04:56] of anything and then supporting it on social media becomes a similar act of

[01:05:00] like meaningless show it's even more meaningless yeah

[01:05:05] you know it does work is bts or shooting a congressman at baseball

[01:05:10] practice or yeah or that

[01:05:15] bds you just not buying seltzer yeah bds you don't buy soda streams you can

[01:05:20] still buy a lacrosse because those are made in in uh

[01:05:23] hebron i didn't even watch the video i just saw some still bill more with him

[01:05:27] having a temper tantrum oh my god what a fucking idiot

[01:05:30] there's an there's a really good durshir with video which is like a bds

[01:05:33] explainer it just dropped that's very funny really it's like my man also

[01:05:38] fuck his deluxe durshir in in the current context of teff one down

[01:05:42] yeah did you see the videos where he's like i got a

[01:05:46] massage i don't enjoy massages personally i but i got one

[01:05:50] my underwear stayed on i've had sex with one woman

[01:05:54] since i was married one woman i don't even like massages

[01:06:00] just buying so jewish way i don't i don't like the hands and the

[01:06:06] touching but i did it my underpants were on to be rude to my friend jeffrey

[01:06:11] i kept my panties on down a massage and what kind of

[01:06:15] underpants were they it was a banana hammock thong

[01:06:19] a men's style a normal style that kept my penis in

[01:06:23] durshir which is a lawyer what's he what is his thing he's a lawyer and a

[01:06:27] professor of law

[01:06:30] that guy's a lawyer he was ojez lawyer really yeah

[01:06:35] he was on the team he was on the fucking dreamy cocker was the

[01:06:39] he was johnny cocker was the flash yeah he was used for any mercury

[01:06:44] bob shapiro thought he was and then we all saw the show

[01:06:49] i didn't actually see the whole it's a great show you should watch it

[01:06:51] i watched most of it

[01:06:53] um or i watched the first two episodes Ross Ross's rob carteche

[01:06:58] what's his name not rob yeah yeah robert carteche and

[01:07:02] oh he's named at his son i think he's named after his father yeah

[01:07:06] Ross crushes a dude Ross really killed

[01:07:11] he's perfect for that guy are they making another one of those

[01:07:15] uh yeah he should about something well they made another one about

[01:07:20] versa jiani versachi that was the same people yeah

[01:07:23] american crime story or whatever which was also pretty good

[01:07:29] i saw one random episode of that i kind of want to see the irish man

[01:07:33] what me too what does that come out i think i've been here about that

[01:07:36] moving for seven years i trust course az

[01:07:39] dude i do too he kills you guys did the tarantina movie

[01:07:43] i did nik uh which one the one upon a time in

[01:07:48] hollywood um i'm asking you for some call fiction for a time

[01:07:52] yeah we didn't live before time three yeah

[01:07:56] that's one with the earth shake right mm-hmm yeah

[01:08:00] that was gay dude what is fucking gay nothing think about it

[01:08:06] fucking gay real gay ass dinosaurs i think they're fucking tough

[01:08:12] yeah yeah they're not talk to them talk to the people man

[01:08:16] fuck that she missed me with that shit miss me that fucking

[01:08:19] bad shit yeah she did i only watched cool stuff

[01:08:24] like what like die hard like tough movies

[01:08:27] yeah no people are talking about fucking lion kings

[01:08:31] no no no i'm gonna watch lines no no i'll be watching fucking some

[01:08:37] rated r stuff i'm gonna be watching rated r stuff i'm

[01:08:43] real interview with a vampire fucking now

[01:08:46] now

[01:08:50] movies

[01:08:54] i can't wait to see some rated r stuff dude

[01:08:57] yep yeah some other stuff such as uh money train

[01:09:04] yep maybe some really badass pg 13 movies yeah that's just that's the kind

[01:09:10] of thing i go see every once in a while

[01:09:13] every

[01:09:13] all kind of powers you know yeah yeah when they cuss twice

[01:09:17] right they say shit twice i'd say fuck one time

[01:09:20] someone like some i just overheated coffee shops they car

[01:09:27] no i've never seen that no i don't even just spilling coffee what even is

[01:09:30] that i shut up shut up

[01:09:35] shut up shut up

[01:09:49] i'm not gay

[01:09:57] oh fuck i am not gay stop talking about cars three

[01:10:04] i'm not gay miss me with that gay shit i don't want to see gay things like that

[01:10:11] i've never even wanted to see it i was watching i haven't seen it and i've

[01:10:17] never even i thought i even wanted to see that i wanted to go see us marshals

[01:10:23] i love that movie the fucking sequel to

[01:10:28] uh the fugitive the fugitive yeah but with Wesley dude that was a

[01:10:33] the fugitive was a good movie man yeah sick dude he jumps off that thing

[01:10:37] shit rocks i didn't fuck my wife i don't care i don't care

[01:10:46] tommy lee man that man i saw a Chinese guy that looked exactly like tommy

[01:10:50] no you did not you can ask amber we wrote there we saw

[01:10:55] where look is tommy jones lee oh good yeah quick yeah where do you see him i

[01:11:01] still got it in china town that's awesome yeah he came out and he had that like

[01:11:07] that like this expression uh-huh bemusement you know that like

[01:11:11] that like pained you know you're fit you've been staring at the sun in hill

[01:11:15] country yeah i i i i hundred years look at squint yeah

[01:11:18] yeah which fugitive is first like big-ass thing tommy lee jones like i can't

[01:11:22] imagine him being young no yeah he was in a bunch of shit as a young man

[01:11:26] he's i mean yeah he's been acting since like the

[01:11:28] fucking early 80s i think hmm let's see tommy lee jones tommy sucks bones

[01:11:37] yeah because the fugitive what was that 1995 but i feel like that must have

[01:11:42] cracked him or something i mean i could be totally wrong

[01:11:46] i thought he got an academy award for the fugitive

[01:11:50] so definitely that was just that probably took him to the next level

[01:11:53] well let me let me see what his breakthrough

[01:11:56] was it was tight in japan seeing him on all those billboards

[01:12:01] was he in billboards yeah everywhere dude he got like a bag

[01:12:05] for like being a coffee spokesman is it coffee i think it was coffee

[01:12:10] yeah that's tight that we get a big-ass endorsement deal and like

[01:12:16] yeah just get paid fat have a little lost in translation week again

[01:12:21] i would love it in translation more like it it's in torrey time

[01:12:27] i love that shit should we go to the show we got to go guys yeah we should

[01:12:31] always always check out cum dot town to see if what was his big role though

[01:12:36] uh this is first it's just listing things

[01:12:42] all right well yeah go to cum dot town see me and adam on tour

[01:12:46] 29th lodge room late show 930 see with see you in the bay

[01:12:51] see stop in the bay hopefully i'll be there soon

[01:12:55] and suck me next weekend all right good evening

[01:13:00] bye everyone bye