[00:00:00] I'm coming in with three drinks for the pod.

[00:00:04] Stay with me.

[00:00:08] It's underneath you. You sat on it.

[00:00:14] Oh, I think you unplug my cell phone.

[00:00:20] It was right underneath you.

[00:00:24] There it goes.

[00:00:28] I'm going to get into your butt.

[00:00:32] There's no way to enter the couch gracefully.

[00:00:36] So, you know, Nick's got a little obstacle course set up.

[00:00:40] I'm trying to figure out what to donate to Goodwill, but it's like,

[00:00:44] you know, do you want wires?

[00:00:48] They want a box of wires. You just drop off a bag and they'll take anything.

[00:00:52] That's what I do. It's like a garbage bag of crap.

[00:00:56] The poor don't need your garbage, dude. I write off the garbage on my taxes.

[00:01:00] Oh, fuck, dude. My ass is playing the tube, but right now

[00:01:04] I had food poisoning in Oakland.

[00:01:08] I thought I had a respite from it, but my shit's back.

[00:01:12] Dude, I had this shit. I got food poisoning. Maybe you have colon cancer.

[00:01:16] You think so? Yeah. Damn, that would be fucking gay, dude.

[00:01:20] I'm going to be, I'm going to love it with you. Yeah, I would not want that.

[00:01:24] Well, yeah, because they have to inspect your ass. What happens to be a colon cancer?

[00:01:28] Do you die? Yeah. Is there any chance?

[00:01:32] No, fuck. No, I think it's a high survival rate

[00:01:36] cancer. Really? I have no idea. Do they cut your

[00:01:40] animal out? I know, Testicular cancer has got a pretty high. Yeah, they just chop one of your nuts off.

[00:01:44] Yeah. Which just seems fine. You got a fake nut.

[00:01:48] No, dogs get fake nuts. No, you can get a prosthetic

[00:01:52] and you can use dogs. They don't give dogs fake nuts.

[00:01:56] Well, you said dogs get them, but people don't. Yeah. They give dogs fake nuts.

[00:02:00] Sometimes. They do. They don't. They definitely give

[00:02:04] dogs fake nuts sometimes. When you dog gets new to it, they can remove your dogs

[00:02:08] sometimes they give dogs fake nuts. That's your choice.

[00:02:12] You know a dog with fake nuts? I think I do. I don't recall

[00:02:16] off the top of my head. So you think this is an option for dogs, but not people?

[00:02:20] Yeah. That's why when people get fake nuts, you know

[00:02:24] it's fake because you want to have like a balanced nut sack.

[00:02:28] If you get one nut. I think it would look cool to have a unit nut. Man, you just get

[00:02:32] Doma or Doma. Dude, first of all, okay, I'm willing to

[00:02:36] admit that sometimes people have the option to get fake nuts. You

[00:02:40] did not admit that. The same, but most people don't.

[00:02:44] Some dogs. They only have breast implants for parents.

[00:02:48] They don't make that. If a woman gets a double mastectomy, she's

[00:02:52] S.O.L. It doesn't make you more to have two nuts. Doesn't make you hotter.

[00:02:56] Why don't you talk about the dog? And it's private.

[00:03:00] Why would a dog need prosthetic nuts? You're an any dog.

[00:03:04] Why would sometimes dog get fake nuts?

[00:03:08] I promise you mother fuckers. Sometimes dogs get fake nuts. You promise us?

[00:03:12] Yes. Well, he's promising me. I'm pretty sure, dude. He promises

[00:03:16] that he's pretty sure. Or maybe somebody told me that as a joke, they got their dog

[00:03:20] fake nuts. I don't remember. That sounds like a very funny struggle.

[00:03:24] I think you get dogs fake nuts. A man who laughs at everything, you're bad at

[00:03:28] determining what's serious and what's the joke. That's the joy of my life, dude.

[00:03:32] I don't know what's a joke. I think everything's a joke. Yeah. And everything's real at the

[00:03:36] same time. That's similar to the duality of

[00:03:40] having a hard-ass dick. Yeah, that's that's exactly what that's about.

[00:03:44] I have a friend who got his nut chopped off and he only rocks one nut.

[00:03:52] Do you know anyone with a fake nut? How about we do it that way?

[00:03:56] I know Tom Green had a nut removed. Yeah, he got a fake one.

[00:04:00] Did he? Comedian Des Bishops has a fake nut.

[00:04:04] Fuck. Okay. Two to one. I actually don't know that for sure.

[00:04:08] I'm not sure about it. My friend Nate, one ball Nate,

[00:04:12] just saw him actually in San Francisco. He lives out there. Didn't Duncan

[00:04:16] Trussell have nut cancer? I don't know. Did he?

[00:04:20] I don't know. I'm trying to think of comedians. Because we all get cancer.

[00:04:24] Fuck. If I have corn cancer, I'm going to be pissed. It's the microphones.

[00:04:28] They'll give us cancer. I'm going to go out smooth through the heart attack.

[00:04:32] Old school. That is cool. Yeah. That's not even being bad shape but get a heart attack.

[00:04:36] That's the coolest way to die. Boom. Yeah.

[00:04:40] That would, yeah. Fuck.

[00:04:44] Sometimes, okay, I think I have hemorrhoids. Does that mean you have colon cancer?

[00:04:48] No, hemorrhoid is like on your asshole. Your asshole.

[00:04:52] It's not a good sign though. It's like your whole system is fucked.

[00:04:56] You get hemorrhoids from shitting much. Shitting too much and I love to shit though.

[00:05:00] I love holding it down and by being fat. Yeah.

[00:05:04] So that's two things that I'm going against me. Your fat's pushing your asshole

[00:05:08] upside out and that's what causes the hemorrhoids. Yes. I mean it is.

[00:05:12] I know. Yeah. And sitting down.

[00:05:14] It was always funny when you do that joke where you're like,

[00:05:17] your medical opinion is that I'm too, I'm so fat it's causing me issues.

[00:05:21] No, that's not the point you fucking retard.

[00:05:24] You're so fat that he has to pee all the time.

[00:05:27] There's got to be a different answer to why I'm pissing all the time.

[00:05:31] I check diabetes. I checked all the other fat people shit.

[00:05:34] He was just like saying that it squeezes me and I, he just, I,

[00:05:38] we've talked about this before. That guy, Dr. just something was on his way out on

[00:05:43] for a fucking tennis match or whatever the fuck.

[00:05:46] He's wearing a little windbreaker. He was going skiing actually. I just remembered.

[00:05:49] Oh, so he kind of just made some. He was literally, he's a piece of shit.

[00:05:53] And if I see him in the streets, it's on site and I still pop pop.

[00:05:57] Mm hmm. And one, and he was like, the one thing he said, he was like,

[00:06:02] okay, we can either do that or we can, the other thing we can do is this test

[00:06:06] where we put a tube up your ass and a tube in your dick hole and we fill you up

[00:06:11] with liquids and see how long it takes for you to piss.

[00:06:15] We empty you out completely. So we suck liquids out of your cock through a

[00:06:19] straw and then we put piss back in your dick. Maybe not piss.

[00:06:25] Maybe something else. And while something's in your ass for some reason,

[00:06:29] so they check your prostate. And I was just like, no, I'll just piss all the time.

[00:06:34] Healthy and I size. It's not a disease. It's a lifestyle.

[00:06:38] That's a pissing issue. It's not a fetish. You're like the lizzo of common.

[00:06:43] I never said healthy at any size. That's a straw man that you guys are creating right now.

[00:06:48] It's not an identity. It's not an identity. I don't find it.

[00:06:52] It's a community. I'm not an.

[00:06:56] I mean, it is a community. Would you call being black a disease? No, then you wouldn't call obesity.

[00:07:01] No, that's not what I'm saying. It's a rich cultural history.

[00:07:05] The point is I didn't want tubes in my ass and dick at the same time.

[00:07:08] I'm bust and stately individuals.

[00:07:12] I think I just have a fucked up penis. I don't think.

[00:07:15] Yeah. I don't think it's because I'm fat necessarily.

[00:07:18] So if he was like, we think the issue is that you have a fucked up penis.

[00:07:21] Yes, that's, yes. But it's your flat or not your dick.

[00:07:24] Whatever it is. Figure out what the fucked up thing is.

[00:07:27] You wouldn't have it if he was like your dick's too small.

[00:07:30] No, I can't hold a lot of piss.

[00:07:32] No.

[00:07:33] You know how small your dick is. So that's the answer.

[00:07:37] Honestly, if there was a solution and that was the problem, yes.

[00:07:40] If he was like your dick is too small, but if we put a little,

[00:07:43] put a little extra cartilage in there or something, it'll solve your problem.

[00:07:47] All I was looking for was a solution. And this man, this fat phobic doctor tried to pull it.

[00:07:53] He tried to blame it on, on, here you go with your identity stuff.

[00:07:58] He tried to blame it on my fat. If he was like, listen, if you lose weight,

[00:08:02] it'll definitely stop. But he was like, I don't know. Maybe you're too fat.

[00:08:05] So he was, you know, when I changed my mind, I am a member of the community.

[00:08:09] And the doctor said that I got HIV from having unprotected gay sex.

[00:08:14] No, it is not the same thing.

[00:08:15] Do you believe in that?

[00:08:16] You motherfucker.

[00:08:17] This homophobic doctor said that I got HIV.

[00:08:20] It is not the same thing.

[00:08:23] From getting blasted constantly at the grey house.

[00:08:25] He did not fix my problem.

[00:08:27] If he had said lose 50 pounds, you won't piss anymore.

[00:08:30] That's not what he said. He was like, just lose weight. We'll see.

[00:08:32] I'm not losing weight just to see.

[00:08:34] Yeah. You have to be sure.

[00:08:36] You have to be sure.

[00:08:37] Stop just sitting with sunglasses on an acane and the doctor's office is blind.

[00:08:42] Now, I'm not losing weight just to see.

[00:08:45] There's got to be more incentive.

[00:08:47] I can still smell and taste all the chocolates.

[00:08:50] Honestly, in terms of enjoying chocolates,

[00:08:54] sight is the lowest on the totem pole.

[00:08:56] Honestly, the next move for you should be becoming blind and getting really in

[00:09:00] the zydego music.

[00:09:01] What zydego?

[00:09:02] You know, it's like the music from the Popeyes commercials.

[00:09:05] Oh, B1.

[00:09:06] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:09:07] Yeah, yeah.

[00:09:08] That would be a good second act.

[00:09:10] Yeah.

[00:09:11] What is it?

[00:09:12] The bluegrass.

[00:09:13] Have a little motorized wheelchair.

[00:09:14] Go buy Dr. Stavros.

[00:09:16] Yeah.

[00:09:17] That would be good.

[00:09:19] You're right.

[00:09:20] So, that penis stop.

[00:09:21] Why have you been going nuts about Popeyes right now?

[00:09:24] They got a new fried chicken sandwich.

[00:09:27] And it's good?

[00:09:29] I have not tried it because I have been actually on a bit of a health kick.

[00:09:34] Yeah, you're looking good.

[00:09:35] So, thank you, Adam.

[00:09:36] So, I have been, it's been hard for me not to try the new Popeyes sandwich,

[00:09:40] but apparently, there is a competitor.

[00:09:42] They disrupted the market.

[00:09:44] And Chick-fil-A is running scared with Bay homophobic asses.

[00:09:49] Honestly.

[00:09:50] Yeah, I would love to do this.

[00:09:56] Yeah.

[00:09:57] You can play the washboard.

[00:10:00] I would like a jug.

[00:10:02] I would like to play a jug.

[00:10:03] A jug and a washboard.

[00:10:04] Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Stavros.

[00:10:06] How y'all doing tonight?

[00:10:08] How you doing?

[00:10:09] I like that style of music.

[00:10:11] They just play garbage.

[00:10:12] Different pieces of trash.

[00:10:14] Yeah.

[00:10:15] Whole radiator.

[00:10:16] The spoons.

[00:10:18] I was really into the spoons for a hot day.

[00:10:21] The saw?

[00:10:22] People can play a saw.

[00:10:23] Yeah.

[00:10:24] That looks cool.

[00:10:25] The theremin is the gayest of all the in the show.

[00:10:27] No, the theremin is cool.

[00:10:29] Yeah, that's good.

[00:10:30] Would you like to play the theremin, but it's...

[00:10:32] You like it because it's an antenna and you have antennas.

[00:10:35] Dude, you saw the Bret Stevens news today?

[00:10:39] Yeah, dude.

[00:10:40] It's been a tough time.

[00:10:41] I feel seen.

[00:10:42] Wait, theremin's don't have antennas.

[00:10:45] I thought it was just cups that you play.

[00:10:47] No, it's like...

[00:10:48] You put your hand in between these two antennas.

[00:10:51] I am thinking...

[00:10:52] Oh my God.

[00:10:53] No, isn't that called something else?

[00:10:56] No.

[00:10:57] When it's used a bunch of glasses and you like...

[00:10:59] It's called the glass harmonica.

[00:11:01] It's one of the things Ben Franklin invented.

[00:11:03] And people are like, wow, look at this thing that no one will ever use.

[00:11:07] Other than to point out that Ben Franklin invented it.

[00:11:11] That's the thing, man.

[00:11:12] They tell people to talk about Ben Franklin inventor.

[00:11:14] It's like, what the fuck did he ever invent that has any value?

[00:11:18] Um...

[00:11:19] Fucking Bifocals.

[00:11:20] Bifocals are big though.

[00:11:21] That's one thing.

[00:11:23] That's pretty big.

[00:11:24] You probably want other things.

[00:11:25] Somebody was sooner or later, somebody else's.

[00:11:28] Yeah, but you could say that if almost everything.

[00:11:30] Yeah.

[00:11:31] He probably invented some kind of self-suck machine we don't even know about.

[00:11:34] Yeah, he definitely invented...

[00:11:35] His personal sexual inventions.

[00:11:37] His personal sexual inventions?

[00:11:39] I mean, he died of syphilis, huh?

[00:11:42] Everybody died of syphilis, Ben.

[00:11:44] He invented the lightning rod.

[00:11:46] What?

[00:11:47] And what's the point of that?

[00:11:49] So you get electricity from burning down who gives you shit?

[00:11:52] Yeah, good point.

[00:11:53] The Franklin stove?

[00:11:55] Yeah, a stove in the middle of your house.

[00:11:57] We see that all the time.

[00:11:59] Well, it used to be a thing that was cold.

[00:12:01] People heat yourself up.

[00:12:03] You know what's a better invention than that?

[00:12:05] The George Foreman Grill.

[00:12:06] That was invented by a mentally retarded man.

[00:12:08] I don't think he invented it.

[00:12:09] He invented it.

[00:12:10] He invented it.

[00:12:11] And he couldn't...

[00:12:12] No, Hulk Hogan famously missed out on the endorsement.

[00:12:16] Well, they said, do you want to invent the George Foreman Grill?

[00:12:19] And he said, no, brother.

[00:12:21] No, brother.

[00:12:22] My name is Hulk Hogan.

[00:12:23] I'm your brother.

[00:12:24] I'm down here in Tampa having sex with children.

[00:12:26] Say in the end, we're having sex with children and radio show hosts to wives.

[00:12:31] H. H.

[00:12:32] He invented the hand paddle, which is a device worn by swimmers during training.

[00:12:37] What?

[00:12:38] He swam?

[00:12:39] Well, he...

[00:12:40] He don't need to be a swimmer to invent.

[00:12:42] The hand paddle.

[00:12:43] That's so stupid.

[00:12:44] Next, what else?

[00:12:46] The glass harmonica bifocals.

[00:12:48] Oh, it is called the glass harmonica.

[00:12:51] Glass harmonica.

[00:12:52] There's no H.

[00:12:53] No, it's a...

[00:12:54] I thought it was a glass harmonica.

[00:12:58] Pardon me, the cat.

[00:13:03] It's a harmonica with an H.

[00:13:05] Get him.

[00:13:06] Get him, kitty.

[00:13:07] That's making me aller good.

[00:13:09] That's why they got a cat.

[00:13:11] He made it the Franklin's electrostatic machine.

[00:13:14] What are those balls?

[00:13:15] Will you touch it?

[00:13:16] That's cool.

[00:13:17] That's cool.

[00:13:18] It doesn't really have a lot of power.

[00:13:19] No, but what are those?

[00:13:20] Those are called...

[00:13:21] You put that in the gas...

[00:13:23] Gas...

[00:13:24] Gas...

[00:13:25] Gas...

[00:13:26] Gas...

[00:13:27] Gas...

[00:13:28] Gas...

[00:13:29] No, there's a name for those.

[00:13:30] No, I don't think...

[00:13:31] You're thinking of the one...

[00:13:32] Because there's Tesla coils and then there's the fucking...

[00:13:35] The other thing they have at science museums, you know what I'm talking about.

[00:13:39] Yeah, the thing you put your...

[00:13:40] Yeah, the thing you put your fucking hand over.

[00:13:42] So, he was an avid swimmer.

[00:13:44] Damn.

[00:13:45] And when he was 11, he invented swimming fins.

[00:13:50] Was he ever hot or was he always fat?

[00:13:53] Yeah, you never really see the young guy.

[00:13:56] You never see the young guys.

[00:13:58] George Washington apparently was a redhead who was hot.

[00:14:01] Yeah, and he was tall too.

[00:14:04] He was tall.

[00:14:05] Oh, you know what he invented also?

[00:14:07] The urinary catheter.

[00:14:09] Whoa.

[00:14:10] That's a huge one, Nick.

[00:14:11] Yeah, well apparently it's useless according to stop.

[00:14:14] I didn't say it was useless.

[00:14:15] I said I didn't want one shoved in my dickhole.

[00:14:17] He said that they don't do anything.

[00:14:19] Oh, now this website says Armonica.

[00:14:21] Whoa.

[00:14:22] So, Nick was vindicated.

[00:14:24] No, not necessarily.

[00:14:26] His bitch ass might be...

[00:14:27] I feel like these are a lot of good inventions.

[00:14:30] I think so too.

[00:14:32] Thomas Jefferson invented too.

[00:14:33] Didn't he make up the elevator?

[00:14:35] Thomas Jefferson invented almost everything.

[00:14:37] Thomas Jefferson?

[00:14:39] Yeah.

[00:14:40] He invented our democracy.

[00:14:41] Oh, yeah.

[00:14:42] Why did you say Thomas Jefferson?

[00:14:44] As opposed to what, George Jefferson?

[00:14:47] Yeah.

[00:14:48] I don't know.

[00:14:49] One of the other Jefferson.

[00:14:50] I don't fucking know, dude.

[00:14:52] I'm just saying that.

[00:14:54] I'm just saying, I was like yes, you fucking idiot Thomas Jefferson.

[00:14:57] I was trying to place him.

[00:15:02] Yeah, all of those guys, because back then everyone was retarded, so to be a genius it was very easy.

[00:15:07] That's true.

[00:15:08] Yeah.

[00:15:09] That is very true.

[00:15:10] TJ was also famously dipping down with the swirl.

[00:15:14] Yeah, there was like one guy that was like...

[00:15:17] I just said something.

[00:15:19] Adam wants to let everyone know that he has a second.

[00:15:21] No.

[00:15:22] No.

[00:15:23] Shut up.

[00:15:24] Well, then why did you say same?

[00:15:27] That's true.

[00:15:28] You know, because as a bit.

[00:15:30] Oh.

[00:15:31] Well, just own it then.

[00:15:32] Why'd you whisper same barely off mic?

[00:15:34] Yeah, because like...

[00:15:35] They make it worse.

[00:15:36] So, Stop and I could have a little moment, like guy talk kind of moment.

[00:15:39] That's what you called himself.

[00:15:40] Lock your room talk.

[00:15:41] Because you saw us doing locker room talk.

[00:15:43] Yeah, because Nick's not an athlete like us, man.

[00:15:46] Yeah, that's true.

[00:15:47] He invented the other one.

[00:15:48] He's the only one of us that's in shape.

[00:15:50] Yeah, but you're not an athlete.

[00:15:51] That's true.

[00:15:52] I'm 10 pounds under weight.

[00:15:53] You're in shape, but you don't have the heart of an athlete.

[00:15:55] You're a carriage.

[00:15:56] What's that?

[00:15:57] He invented an odometer for a carriage.

[00:15:59] What?

[00:16:00] So you could tell how far the carriage is.

[00:16:01] The horse is?

[00:16:02] Yeah.

[00:16:03] Like in a car.

[00:16:04] Yeah.

[00:16:05] Interesting.

[00:16:06] Who, Thomas Jefferson?

[00:16:07] No, Ben Franklin.

[00:16:08] Ben Franklin can still fuck off.

[00:16:10] Why?

[00:16:11] He's done so much good shit.

[00:16:12] No, this is Nick's fat phobia, dude.

[00:16:14] That's what this is.

[00:16:15] Ben Franklin wasn't even that fat.

[00:16:16] He was pretty fat.

[00:16:17] He was maybe for San Francisco, but that's what everybody in Austin just looks like Ben Franklin.

[00:16:24] Everyone has that long pulled.

[00:16:26] Oh, you know what Ben Franklin made?

[00:16:27] Everyone in Austin looks like Ben Franklin.

[00:16:29] They just fuck hot 20 year olds.

[00:16:31] Just constantly.

[00:16:32] Do I need to move to Austin?

[00:16:33] So he actually, honestly, yeah, you clean up in Austin.

[00:16:36] If all you gave a shit about was getting pussy, as soon as you hit 32, you should just move

[00:16:40] to Austin, get sleeves, and then you can just talk girls with nautical star.

[00:16:44] You can just wreck till 50.

[00:16:46] That would be awesome.

[00:16:47] They're like, yeah, I'm like, you know, he's pretty fat.

[00:16:50] What does he look like young?

[00:16:52] I don't know.

[00:16:53] Good point.

[00:16:54] Yeah, no, that's because the way Adam gets too much pussy in New York because of all these

[00:16:58] ladies that wanted.

[00:16:59] Because all those chicks that have seen Andy Hall and think about something.

[00:17:03] I need to go to Austin.

[00:17:04] That's true.

[00:17:05] Okay.

[00:17:06] So when he retired, he wanted to spend his time reading and studying, but he found this is

[00:17:11] very...

[00:17:12] Look how gay he looked, John.

[00:17:14] That is pretty.

[00:17:15] No, check out the waves, damn.

[00:17:17] Wave check.

[00:17:18] Wave check.

[00:17:19] I love the idea of Ben Franklin sleeping with a dew rag on.

[00:17:23] He has some waves right?

[00:17:25] Slapping his head.

[00:17:26] I guess that's for weeks.

[00:17:28] Yeah, come on, man.

[00:17:29] You're exposing yourself as not understanding the black community.

[00:17:32] The hair stuff, maybe not.

[00:17:34] Anyway.

[00:17:35] Okay, so yeah, what is he eating fried chicken?

[00:17:38] Shut up.

[00:17:39] Shut up.

[00:17:40] This is a cool way.

[00:17:41] So Ben Franklin found it difficult to reach books on high shelves.

[00:17:45] Respect.

[00:17:46] The fact I problem.

[00:17:47] He invented that little claw with the dinosaur head.

[00:17:49] So he did.

[00:17:50] He literally did.

[00:17:51] Even though he had many grandchildren to help him, he invented a tool called a long arm to

[00:17:56] reach the high books.

[00:17:57] I mean, that's barely an invention, man.

[00:18:00] Now with Nick.

[00:18:01] Along with it.

[00:18:02] I mean, there's a long wooden hole with a grasping claw at the end.

[00:18:05] He invented that.

[00:18:06] Yeah.

[00:18:07] That's a fat man.

[00:18:08] I'm actually with Nick on that one.

[00:18:10] I don't know what that you should be all about.

[00:18:11] Someone would have made that.

[00:18:12] Also a little ladder.

[00:18:13] Someone would have made.

[00:18:15] What does that mean?

[00:18:16] He was the first one.

[00:18:17] That's what an inventor is.

[00:18:19] I guess.

[00:18:20] But that one's stupid.

[00:18:21] It's stupid.

[00:18:22] Yeah.

[00:18:23] It's like if it never existed, it's like, I guess.

[00:18:25] Yeah.

[00:18:26] Also, didn't he have some weird fucked up recipe for like milk punch?

[00:18:30] Weren't you saying that?

[00:18:32] Nick, did you tell me that?

[00:18:33] I don't think he wrote the anarchist cookbook.

[00:18:35] He made some kind of disgusting.

[00:18:37] His recipes were bad, I think.

[00:18:40] I feel like somebody told me that.

[00:18:42] But who knows?

[00:18:43] The Franklin stove is important because it was like a furnace for people's homes.

[00:18:47] Okay.

[00:18:48] Shut up, dude.

[00:18:49] Now we've talked about it so long.

[00:18:50] I'm anti-ben and he's one of my heroes.

[00:18:52] This is what I mean.

[00:18:53] It's like the more you make people defend Ben Franklin, the dumber, his shit.

[00:18:57] Yeah.

[00:18:58] Yeah.

[00:18:59] Yeah.

[00:19:00] It's like, yeah, I understand it heated people's houses, but it's one of those like multi-use

[00:19:02] things.

[00:19:03] It's worthless.

[00:19:04] Like a futon.

[00:19:05] Yeah.

[00:19:06] I think a sport is a conversion van.

[00:19:09] A conversion van is good for fucking.

[00:19:12] Fucking inside of.

[00:19:14] Yeah.

[00:19:15] Unfortunately, it's also used for non-consensual.

[00:19:17] You're going to fucking any car.

[00:19:19] Not with ease.

[00:19:21] Yeah.

[00:19:22] Well, conversion vans, have you been in the back of one?

[00:19:26] There's a little table for playing cards.

[00:19:28] You could fuck on that table.

[00:19:29] Not really.

[00:19:30] Better than you could on a in the front seat of a corolla.

[00:19:34] That's a conversion.

[00:19:36] It's like, yo, what if you're just driving around with your boys and you want to get a game.

[00:19:40] Yeah.

[00:19:41] There's, there's such a sick van on the next block of for me.

[00:19:45] I walk, I walk my dog past it.

[00:19:47] Do you know what a Mitsubishi Delisa is?

[00:19:50] Delica?

[00:19:51] Oh, yeah.

[00:19:52] Yeah.

[00:19:53] Those shits are so tight.

[00:19:54] Yeah.

[00:19:55] I really want one.

[00:19:56] The Mitsubishi Delica.

[00:19:57] Yeah.

[00:19:58] They're like those, uh, what are they?

[00:19:59] MRVs or whatever.

[00:20:00] There's like 80s.

[00:20:01] Yeah.

[00:20:02] Like cab over.

[00:20:03] The daughter Delica.

[00:20:04] Delica Hell.

[00:20:05] Look at this shit.

[00:20:06] Oh, yeah.

[00:20:07] That rocks.

[00:20:08] That shits tight.

[00:20:09] Yeah.

[00:20:10] Mm-hmm.

[00:20:11] There's a, um, there's a really, there's like a stay at home dad who drives that car.

[00:20:17] I see him around the neighborhood during the day.

[00:20:19] Nice.

[00:20:20] He's got the best life, bro.

[00:20:21] That's my dream.

[00:20:22] She looks good.

[00:20:23] I want to fucking be a sugar, a sugar boy.

[00:20:26] Dude, I would love to be a stay at home dad.

[00:20:28] Oh, absolutely.

[00:20:29] A trophy husband.

[00:20:30] I would rock it.

[00:20:31] I'd look around with the kids, you know, help them with their homework and shit.

[00:20:34] Yeah.

[00:20:35] Smoke weed all day.

[00:20:36] W

[00:20:57] It was men who'd raped me.

[00:20:59] And men who...

[00:21:01] Yeah.

[00:21:02] It was special, but you photographed that.

[00:21:05] You just photoshopped that van on stage, standing in front of a mic stand.

[00:21:10] And then it's still the same audio from them.

[00:21:13] And it was men who'd raped me.

[00:21:15] And they'd men who'd sexually raped me.

[00:21:18] And because he was good, they said he was good.

[00:21:22] She's got a new special album called, like, Van Ralston.

[00:21:25] I know, I don't know how it happened.

[00:21:28] You have colon cancer.

[00:21:30] I don't have colon cancer.

[00:21:31] The colon, I thought, is in your ass.

[00:21:33] Yeah, but I mean, you're like...

[00:21:34] It's spots from cancer.

[00:21:35] You're rotting from the inside out.

[00:21:37] No, man, it's a bruise from being active.

[00:21:39] Oh, okay.

[00:21:40] So, I've been working with a personal trainer.

[00:21:42] Thank you, Adam.

[00:21:43] I didn't want to announce that if you were a colon.

[00:21:46] It's okay.

[00:21:47] Yes, I need a stronger man to control my body.

[00:21:49] I would love just a stronger buddy to tell me what heavy things I need to lift.

[00:21:54] He tells me he's proud of me.

[00:21:56] He says that?

[00:21:57] No.

[00:21:58] He's never told you he's proud.

[00:22:00] Well, we've just started where it's been four weeks.

[00:22:03] You just started crying during a training session being like, you've never told me.

[00:22:06] Damn, Nissan kept making that gay van forever.

[00:22:09] The van is a van.

[00:22:11] It was important here for like two years and then Americans were like gay.

[00:22:15] Sorry, gay.

[00:22:17] And then in Japan, they were like, but we like gays.

[00:22:20] We like gay cars.

[00:22:22] And they kept making it.

[00:22:24] Yeah, here's a 2009 van.

[00:22:26] Wait, it looks old.

[00:22:28] Yeah, it doesn't look 10 years old.

[00:22:30] It looks like from the 90s.

[00:22:32] Yeah, it fucked.

[00:22:33] My stomach is fucked.

[00:22:35] This sucks.

[00:22:36] Living rooms, bedrooms, nah nah.

[00:22:39] Oh, yeah.

[00:22:40] You can find them at the market.

[00:22:42] We talking about flea market.

[00:22:44] Well, I'll tell you what, folks, if you like gambling.

[00:22:47] Oh, yeah.

[00:22:48] You'll like a new...

[00:22:50] If you like a legitimate...

[00:22:52] If you like a legitimate gambling website, that definitely doesn't fuck people over.

[00:22:57] Yeah.

[00:22:58] For real this time.

[00:22:59] For real.

[00:23:00] We promised the Chamber of Commerce.

[00:23:01] Then I would only recommend this service, MyBookie.com.

[00:23:05] Forget any other bullshit gambling website.

[00:23:08] If you've ever gambled at other websites, you're probably never getting into the positive.

[00:23:13] You're an idiot.

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[00:23:15] You're dumb.

[00:23:16] I don't know who would have told you to do that.

[00:23:17] Come on, man.

[00:23:18] Why do you think the first company that fucking advertised with us would be legitimate?

[00:23:22] Yeah.

[00:23:23] It took a while.

[00:23:24] He takes a while.

[00:23:25] You gotta find...

[00:23:26] You gotta...

[00:23:27] You gotta wait around till you find the right company.

[00:23:30] And here's the thing.

[00:23:31] There's starter websites, and then you find the big dick shit.

[00:23:35] The real...

[00:23:36] Then you don't get ripped off.

[00:23:38] Everyone remembers their first car.

[00:23:40] They were raped by the salesman.

[00:23:43] Everyone was sexually assaulted by the salesman.

[00:23:45] They left the parking lot crying and confused empty-handed.

[00:23:49] No car.

[00:23:50] There are $20,000 in cash taken away from them, and they've been sodomized by a car dealer.

[00:23:55] Everyone remembers that.

[00:23:56] Their second car, the Nissan Vanette.

[00:23:58] Beautiful.

[00:23:59] Has also been sexually assaulted.

[00:24:01] Oh, okay.

[00:24:02] So the salesman there, they'll cry with you.

[00:24:05] And that's kind of what MyBookie.com is.

[00:24:07] That's right.

[00:24:08] It's the second...

[00:24:09] It's the best gambling online sports book website.

[00:24:14] It's what makes MyBookie always the right play.

[00:24:17] Oh, that's the smart play.

[00:24:19] You bet you win.

[00:24:20] They pay.

[00:24:21] I love that shit.

[00:24:22] They pay?

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[00:24:42] So if you like imagining that your wife is seven.

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[00:24:48] You're having sex with a child.

[00:24:50] Yeah, if you're a 400 foot woman.

[00:24:52] And your fantasy is...

[00:24:54] If your fantasy is in your shoplifting skittles and your wife is in neighborhood watch guard.

[00:24:59] Oh, that's kinky.

[00:25:01] Yeah, that is kinky.

[00:25:02] Mm-hmm.

[00:25:03] Whole play.

[00:25:04] That's what they call it.

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[00:25:06] You can bet the over-under on how many fantasy points a player will score each game.

[00:25:10] I just said that.

[00:25:12] Yeah.

[00:25:13] Oh, you're also- Yeah, yeah, I'm looking at the readers as well.

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[00:25:16] You're looking at the stuff.

[00:25:17] You also have the stuff.

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[00:25:49] If you want to learn geography.

[00:25:50] I thought it was a joke from The Simpsons.

[00:25:51] I didn't realize Cleveland was a place that existed.

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[00:29:07] I thought a children's movie called were black and they bring dinosaurs back and they're like man

[00:29:13] You said to be my fucking we beat there be

[00:29:16] lettuce

[00:29:20] Well, I don't know

[00:29:26] Turn

[00:29:30] Isn't lettuce like a cultivated thing

[00:29:32] I let us on the ground was gonna be cabbage

[00:29:40] There would be cabbage I guess you know triceratops I guess the triceratops was black in that movie his name was WOOG

[00:29:50] Wait, which one and we're back. I've never seen that. Oh

[00:29:55] There's two brothers ones good ones evil the both of them have time machines nice the evil one

[00:30:01] Oh, wait, maybe I have seen the evil one goes back in time and captures dinosaurs to use them in the circus

[00:30:07] The good brother feeds them pills that makes them smart

[00:30:11] And then this smart dinosaur has become like gay and cartoonish and befriend children

[00:30:17] So so the regular dinosaurs are still like

[00:30:20] Angry and well, it's weird because the good brother actually

[00:30:24] Subjugate curses them curses them with the punishment of consciousness. Yeah, you know, that's a much worse

[00:30:29] T-rex needs to kill things to eat right, you know, I mean he doesn't have to think now

[00:30:34] He's got to think about whether it's moral or not exactly them. Yeah, so the evil brothers actually the good one or at least

[00:30:40] That was my takeaways

[00:30:45] Damn why the circus

[00:30:47] Couldn't you like clone them and make more money or some shit? I don't know

[00:30:50] But the circus is in Central Park at night and it's like a punk rock circus. Oh, yeah

[00:30:57] Yeah, is it is that involved with spaceship to yeah?

[00:31:01] Well the time machine is like a spaceship, okay, maybe I think I have seen that movie

[00:31:05] Yeah, but I don't recall any of the details

[00:31:08] I've never it's my evil brother

[00:31:09] He went mad after the loss of his eye and instead of an eyeball. He just has a screw in his face. Yeah

[00:31:15] I remember this movie. Yeah, what is it a cartoon? Yes?

[00:31:18] What do you mean? Is it a cartoon?

[00:31:21] I've never seen it

[00:31:23] Well, how would it be live action?

[00:31:25] It could be a lot of action a lot of movies are

[00:31:28] And if you mind not moving around so much your diapers picking up on the

[00:31:33] Sorry, we can hear your diapers scratching. You know, I don't wear a diaper. Well, then what's that sound Adam?

[00:31:39] I'm just letting you know when you fidget like that

[00:31:42] You're wearing when you're not wearing it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter

[00:31:45] Just stay still just stay still for the sake of the recording

[00:31:49] The saying is still is like

[00:31:51] I've been a statue this entire episode your diapers

[00:31:58] Look, I'm not trying to be not trying to be fucked up or anything man

[00:32:02] Listen, we'll cut all this out. Don't worry. Please just admit you're wearing a diaper

[00:32:06] We'll cut it out. Just say you're wearing a diaper and we'll cut it later. You will cut it

[00:32:09] We will just admit that you're wearing well. So why do you need me to admit go ahead and just go ahead and we'll cut it

[00:32:14] No, we'll go ahead and cut it later. Just say you're wearing a dice go ahead and admit you're wearing a diaper

[00:32:18] We'll go ahead and cut it. Oh, it looks like the cutting devices. Oh, no, I thought you'd do that in post

[00:32:26] No, well, we mailed the podcast off and then our office is closed today. Yeah, dude

[00:32:31] That's what they just would do it in post means is that you mail go to the post you have to walk the post to mail

[00:32:37] Shit, so that's not gonna happen. I guess yeah, damn

[00:32:42] It's okay people might not have heard it

[00:32:44] Anyway, I tried playing some Gran Turismo last night couldn't do it for old times sake shoulder is just done

[00:32:53] For the rest of my life your shoulders too injured for your toy car. Yeah

[00:32:59] Literally

[00:33:01] What's wrong? I mean regular I just have like a chronic shoulder injury driving a car even like doing this is painful. Hmm like any

[00:33:08] Anything no dabbing. I yeah, I can't do anything where I cross my arm over like my body

[00:33:13] Maybe you need surgery. I mean I probably do it's been like that for years

[00:33:18] What was the inciting incident? I have no idea probably lifting weights incorrectly like 10 years ago

[00:33:25] That's why I'm telling you dude. You don't have the heart of an athlete. What do you mean? I've continued to exercise even though I have I'm

[00:33:31] Doing racing your body up despite the fact that I have a chronic injury, but it's way more not meant for it

[00:33:37] It's the heart in the mind. You're not meant for your body's not your body's not meant for it. You fucking you

[00:33:42] Do you were handicapped for three months because you tried to take the stairs up at the two-story water

[00:33:53] Yeah, because you two quit on me we didn't and I had never involved in the pool. And I didn't get to play with strangers

[00:34:00] I didn't get the no they wanted to do it did three on three podcast basketball

[00:34:04] That's right and I was the only one no one because I

[00:34:07] Was should during all the burden I actually went to a driving range three days ago

[00:34:13] So I'll have you know where Chelsea peers Chelsea peers if you've been I haven't been to that one

[00:34:17] But I love gonna drive ranges. It's amazing. It's so right on the right on the water. Yeah, it is cool

[00:34:22] We went at sunset and it's like damn I'm rich now

[00:34:26] Yeah in high school we used to get a 30 rack of brews

[00:34:30] His best shit happened though like so they have a machine that automatically tees up the ball

[00:34:34] And it just it comes out of the ground so I think I broke in or whatever like the ball wasn't coming out

[00:34:39] So I hit the attendant button and I'm looking around and no attendance coming

[00:34:43] but there's a guy walking around and

[00:34:46] Eventually he walks by and I'm like

[00:34:48] You know and like without like he doesn't look at me doesn't make any kind of contact

[00:34:52] Just rips a fucking vacuum cleaner out of like some closet and comes over and just tears the top of the machine off and it just starts

[00:35:04] The end of the vacuum and he's like like look he just piece pissed. Yeah about something else right?

[00:35:11] I don't know what it is. Yeah, how much that guy hated his job

[00:35:14] It was just like this rules

[00:35:20] Yeah fuck him yeah watching people just lose their shit is is the best

[00:35:26] Damn, what were you hitting with a driver? I don't know. I just said give me the same 69 iron

[00:35:32] I I've been doing a driving range maybe three times in my life. I don't remember

[00:35:37] You know what? I don't know shit about golf. Yeah, I know

[00:35:40] Can actually suck my dick. It's like I remember I know I know how to like they hit the ball

[00:35:47] You know that's really all you need the rest is chance

[00:35:50] It's like poker. That's true. That's true. It's a game of chance

[00:35:55] It was just close their eyes and hits the tee and then they're like well

[00:35:59] I guess that's good a good shot. I don't like basketball because it's basically 98% sure

[00:36:05] It's all changed. I'm sure there's some skill you could develop in terms of like knowing what the ball looks like or whatever

[00:36:12] Outside of that. It's mostly a block of the draw

[00:36:15] You throw it maybe it goes in maybe that is that's that's yeah

[00:36:19] Those are words to live statistically speaking you pair up any two people in the game of basketball and they have a 50-50 chance

[00:36:26] if they played if they played an

[00:36:28] An infinite amount of games one person would win 50 times the person. Yeah, that's true. So you've within an infinite number of games

[00:36:35] Yeah, you would have exactly one one hundred fifty percent

[00:36:40] If you played LeBron James and basketball

[00:36:43] Infinity to have the time

[00:36:48] That is a clip of a coin that is called a mathematical determinant

[00:36:53] A mathematical

[00:36:55] umbilical determination. Yes, sir

[00:37:00] Damn dude. I don't remember the last math I learned. Yeah, if a train leaves St. Louis and

[00:37:09] another one leaves

[00:37:11] Cleveland

[00:37:12] And they're speeding towards each other. Yes at 380 miles per hour

[00:37:19] They collide and

[00:37:21] And one train weighs a million pounds and the other one weighs two million pounds and

[00:37:27] One is filled with feathers and one is filled with feathers

[00:37:30] But they hit each other so hard that they both go up at the same time. Yeah, and they go into space

[00:37:36] Yes, there's less gravity true, but also less friction

[00:37:40] Oh, now both of the trains are moving through space at the same speed at the same without gravity without

[00:37:46] It's just been a blank spot for your answer

[00:37:52] This is no question

[00:37:56] That's pretty fucked up, huh? Yeah

[00:37:59] Marcus, did you replace the standardized tests with your own question? I thought maybe it was you know

[00:38:04] I could do it in a way where the children have more fun. I

[00:38:07] Thought maybe we should update some of these questions, you know because of Tesla

[00:38:11] Right the trains don't use motors anymore

[00:38:14] So I thought some of the math problems are racist. That's true against the students whose parents have Teslas

[00:38:21] Dude, I remember being a little as kid and seeing those problems that were like

[00:38:25] Cleveland and something MPH's and I was like, bro when I learned how to do this

[00:38:34] Yeah, when I learned these shit

[00:38:39] I remember they could say we did it so easy they would hype him up on TV or whatever

[00:38:42] That'd be like the kind of shit that like Cody on step-by-step, right?

[00:38:46] I got to study for the big train leaving the station. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I remember my reaction was the opposite

[00:38:52] I was like fuck dad. Dude. I'll never fucking doing anything. Dude. I was like, I'm never learning shit

[00:38:58] Because it seemed so crazy that you'd be able to find that out. Yeah, and it's obviously so easy

[00:39:03] It's just like you multiply

[00:39:06] Whatever the fuck times however many hours or you're being obsessed with weapons

[00:39:10] Exactly

[00:39:12] Yeah, I was too scared of weapons. No, I knew all about like Thompson submachine guns

[00:39:18] 16 and a K-47 and like that's so fucking funny. Yeah, I was really into like into weapon

[00:39:24] Yeah, and into like hydrogen bombs and I see BMs and understanding like what

[00:39:30] Why is it video games? No, not even I just thought it was cool. Yeah, I mean I would go to like the air and space museum

[00:39:36] I was like fascinated with the atomic bomb and you know, yeah seeing those big missiles and

[00:39:42] It's like damn we could like kill everyone everyone on the planet. We would all just kill each other. Yeah. Yeah, it was fascinating

[00:39:49] Yeah

[00:39:50] I I never I was I would get excited about that

[00:39:54] But outside of that I didn't like learning like fourth grade fourth grade

[00:39:57] That's so fucking strong guns. Yeah, no literally drawing. God drawing the radioactive symbol over and over again

[00:40:06] Drawing bombs. I only was

[00:40:11] I was fascinated by like nuclear shit because I didn't understand it. I thought it was just magic

[00:40:15] Yeah, and I wanted a superpowers, but I just didn't understand it. No, not at all. Why?

[00:40:22] What about it? Then you understand

[00:40:24] How it could be that powerful. Yeah, you know what I mean? I still it is crazy that that happened split

[00:40:31] You split that or some shit for some

[00:40:33] That makes so much fucking power at the fuck. It's like all this shit

[00:40:37] That was like theoretical physics and they were like, I mean try it

[00:40:40] Let's just smash uranium together and then it creates this giant explosion. You're like fuck. I guess

[00:40:46] I guess it checks out. Yeah

[00:40:49] Well time to kill a bunch of Japanese people

[00:40:51] It's really fucked up. Yeah, we fuck

[00:40:56] That we could just end the world with sucks

[00:40:59] Yeah, I don't know. Well those Japanese

[00:41:02] Sorry, I don't know why

[00:41:07] I think it's cool actually Adam. Yeah

[00:41:10] Um, well, hold on. Let me ask you this

[00:41:13] Well, yeah, never mind. I'll ask you again. It asked me like three minutes. Oh, that's you in like

[00:41:17] Five seconds. I'm gonna literally like three seconds. Okay. I'll ask you about one

[00:41:23] You know another thing that happened

[00:41:25] And um during world war two. What's that? You take it away

[00:41:31] during world war two

[00:41:33] Was it was the first time that gi's were getting yatted? They were getting yatted up

[00:41:38] So there were people being taken in trains

[00:41:41] Oh, is that what you want to talk about?

[00:41:43] Do we have to take it away? So they got they were put on trays. Oh and you needed a way to

[00:41:49] And they were stuffed in the cattle cars and they didn't go outside for like you weren't gonna learn their names

[00:41:54] You weren't gonna learn the names. So how did you keep tracking them?

[00:41:56] So it says to keep tracking them you gave them a sick

[00:42:01] Tattoo and you know, it's funny. It's like I always thought like why not gauge out their ears

[00:42:07] Yeah, why not give them glow sticks true

[00:42:10] Mm-hmm. It's very industrial. You could take the gauges out. Yeah, but you know what's forever

[00:42:16] Yeah, a beautiful tattoo. I was laughing about like we do we do a holocaust again here, but this time it's for Italians

[00:42:24] And then the concentration camps is whatever when you're here your family is in German

[00:42:35] family

[00:42:37] It's just like good fellas. They're all making fucking pasta in their cells

[00:42:41] I would love it if they did an Italian Holocaust

[00:42:44] Because Italian people be like this is okay. It's okay to do this to be like yeah, yeah, fuck you

[00:42:51] Shut the fuck up you dumbwap shut up

[00:42:54] You're white

[00:42:56] You're white basically who care you're the worst kind of white people

[00:43:01] Most racism is your fault

[00:43:03] It's the overt obnoxious kind that nobody likes yeah

[00:43:08] Anyways, yes, so those tattoos or whatever if you're gonna be in Philadelphia

[00:43:13] Check out Benji Harris at the Philadelphia tattoo collective. All right, Benji said he's a friend of the show

[00:43:21] We thought it would be a good idea to get a local ad

[00:43:25] Yeah

[00:43:26] Our international podcast most of which the audience is in Norway

[00:43:31] Yeah, people don't understand that but we're huge in Norway. We actually are really yeah should we go? Um

[00:43:39] I would love to I mean I was gonna go to Norway black

[00:43:44] Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah, I was gonna. I mean his brain. I was gonna go to Norway on my own by myself

[00:43:55] But Benji Harris is from Norway Benji big dick Benji

[00:43:58] And he can really tattoo a fucking picture

[00:44:01] So why are you gonna be in Philadelphia if you live in Philadelphia or in the greater Philadelphia?

[00:44:07] Get a tattoo from Benji Harris is a Philadelphia tattoo collective while you're there. Don't want a tattoo

[00:44:13] Are you gay sounds gay to me sounds like you're gay right this? Oh, you are gay. Oh, you are that's well

[00:44:18] Well, then why don't you have a tattoo? Yeah, maybe you're one of maybe you're one of these uncool gays that wants to join the military and suck off john mccain

[00:44:26] Oh

[00:44:28] Are you john mccain are you trying to hide your identity after baking? Oh fuck

[00:44:33] Well, why not get a tattoo of megan mccain's tits on your arm

[00:44:36] That's a great question because the real john mccain would do something like that

[00:44:40] So if you're listening john mccain, so if this is john mccain

[00:44:44] Go see benji Harris or the philadelphia tattoo collective to get a tattoo of megan mccain's tits for half price

[00:44:50] Yeah, if you're dumb enough to actually we'll pay for it. We will not pay for it

[00:44:56] We're not gonna pay for it. And guess what if you think there's a veteran discount fuck you suck our fucking dicks dude

[00:45:02] No veterans should have gone to college. You should have gone to you're taking your gi bill money

[00:45:06] Bought a gun to put in your mouth

[00:45:10] Well, I would just say you shouldn't have gone. Oh, i'm sorry

[00:45:14] I'm sorry. You're right. That's disrespectful

[00:45:16] You can kill

[00:45:18] So yeah, just go he's got some good shit. He did a fucking tattoo of a guy with his

[00:45:23] His dick is out. Yeah, there's a guy there is there's satan and satan's got big juicy titties

[00:45:28] That's one of the ones benji did a big tit satan big tit satan then i'm actually kind of horny for the frank frisetta of

[00:45:35] Big tit satan

[00:45:37] That's what they're calling benji. He did a princess jasmine an aerial tattoo. These are good as shit actually. That looks pretty good

[00:45:44] Yeah, no, they do look good which doesn't really make it easy to be like, uh-huh

[00:45:50] No, he's he's a talented guy. Well, we can mock him for being dumb as shit and buying the bion ad for the philadelphia area

[00:45:58] Follow our boy benji too. He's got a bunch of

[00:46:01] Instagram.com

[00:46:03] Benji Harris tattoos or you can go to instagram.com slash philadelphia tattoo

[00:46:09] And both of them for the second ones for the store itself

[00:46:13] And the first story he went on a hike yesterday

[00:46:18] Take out benji's hiking. Yeah benji really wants you guys to just watch his instagrams

[00:46:24] And then maybe maybe go get a tattoo. He says it's 10 off if you pay with bitcoin

[00:46:32] Yeah

[00:46:33] Damn, there's no promo code my man stacking up bitcoin. There's no there's real no way to track the effectiveness

[00:46:38] I'm just mad or whatever it was. It was to be mentioned tell him tell him if you're there

[00:46:44] Tell him you can from the show. Yeah damn. Should I get a tattoo? You should get a tattoo

[00:46:49] He's got a massive doctor. Sovros is dr. Zydigo

[00:46:53] Yeah, they got my cousin from greasy's calling me. He's got a massive

[00:46:56] Sorry bitch on podcast private high-end appointment only studio in Kensington, philadelphia

[00:47:01] I don't know if you guys get it. It's appointment only. So if you try to walk in there get your homeless ass

[00:47:05] Get the fuck out of here. You're gonna be gonna why don't you go hang out at subway and wait around to stab somebody

[00:47:10] Give yourself a fucking stick and poke you fucking dumb bitch

[00:47:13] You can't afford benji. It's co-op

[00:47:15] Artist owned and operated the space and it's all custom works from bangers to body suits

[00:47:22] He'll do you he'll do pussies for free. Yeah, so you have to let a fucking

[00:47:26] If you want your little banger tattered up

[00:47:29] Yep

[00:47:30] You can watch it inconjected into your pussy lips you go down there. They got 11 international award-winning tattooers running the gamut of styles

[00:47:40] neo-traditional

[00:47:42] Only only tattoos of uh kiana ruse black made traditional means tattoos for white people neo traditional means asians

[00:47:50] black work is obvious

[00:47:52] Cover-ups is full full race change

[00:47:56] Permanent black face

[00:48:00] I'm gonna tattoo shop to get a full race change

[00:48:03] Tattoo on red lips pet portraits little tattoo your dog will shave your dog and tattoo it secret messages

[00:48:10] We'll tattoo one of your dog's fake nuts. Yeah, that's which he has part of your kill switch

[00:48:15] Your dead man switch you shave your dog you tattoo the location of hillary clinton's the the docks on hillary

[00:48:22] Oh, you have like a map on your dog. Yeah. Oh

[00:48:24] Yeah, oh interesting video game slash anime. So I know I know the big problem people have is they go to tattoo shops and her like

[00:48:31] I want this anime stuff. Um, we don't do like get the hell out of here mega man only

[00:48:36] We don't do gay stuff like that

[00:48:39] Well, they'll do video game anime stuff. They do realism the hipster pinterest tiny tats

[00:48:45] Oh, they'll even do little gaseous like that. Yeah. Yeah. I like it. It's like a fat girl with like a just a triangle

[00:48:50] Yeah

[00:48:54] Mm-hmm. Just a big girls love those small

[00:48:57] Well, they're dumb on their hands. They're fucking dumb. We're like the arm. Mm-hmm. What do you mean like right here?

[00:49:04] Yeah, they do them like small ones on their fingers and so you know, it's a slutty tattoo that I like a lot

[00:49:10] What's that the fucking bows on the back of the thighs? You do like the bows? Yeah

[00:49:15] Oh, yeah, that's such trash. I like paw prints on the titties

[00:49:19] That one's that one too. That is horrific like you for the rather dude. Yeah

[00:49:26] I like seeing uh imagining there's a bear tearing this woman's breasts

[00:49:32] He said rather than a promo code like to do something fun if you guys come up with some totally horrific ideas for stupid tattoos

[00:49:39] Try to keep his like five word descriptions every last maybe I could do one or two. All right. How about this?

[00:49:43] A swastika Nick, but all every branch of it is the n-word

[00:49:54] You go there get that tattoo 50% off. I like that the swastika made out of the n-word. That's good. Yeah, what about

[00:50:05] You tattoo

[00:50:07] Um around your dick a little baby. So it looks like you have it look like on your stomach

[00:50:14] It's a baby, but it looks like it has a man's penis

[00:50:18] Oh like a baby with a new shirt? Yeah, yeah, yeah

[00:50:20] That's just a cool tattoo

[00:50:23] Somebody I saw online some woman got a tattoo of like a baby being raped around

[00:50:28] Oh, no

[00:50:37] Which queen what queen

[00:50:42] Like do you have to put your hand over a stomach or I guess you just get used to fucking a child

[00:50:47] I have no idea. I mean, it's not like that's like

[00:50:50] Pam from the office. Yeah, that's true. Yeah

[00:50:53] I have a little tattoo. You're not taking on Pam Beasley's shirt

[00:51:01] Um

[00:51:04] What about an asshole tattoo like a tattoo around your asshole

[00:51:08] That'd be cool. No an asshole on your cheek. I would get a sublime sun around my ass

[00:51:15] That's good black hole son. Oh black hole son even better

[00:51:19] Mm. My dick's hard black hole son

[00:51:24] Won't you come and fuck my ass?

[00:51:30] My call son

[00:51:33] Won't you come?

[00:51:34] Damn, what if that song is about a blood hole?

[00:51:38] Yeah, that's a good question like brown eyed girl

[00:51:41] Not yet more than yeah brown eyed. I thought your ass home. Yeah

[00:51:45] Oh

[00:51:49] My

[00:51:54] My dick smells like shit

[00:51:56] My penis smells like shit

[00:52:01] Yeah, you get the zoom zoom kid tattoo on your belly

[00:52:04] Yazum zoom zoom

[00:52:07] Yazum zoom zoom

[00:52:09] Dude, maybe you could do shading on your cock to make it bigger. Uh-huh like contour makeup

[00:52:14] Yeah, contour your car. It is nice knowing that the zoom zoom kid probably had to take a little trip to Epstein's Island

[00:52:19] Brian. Oh, yeah, he had a he had a couple of

[00:52:24] Yeah, papa. I'm going to be in the commercial

[00:52:29] Watch that

[00:52:32] No, I have to fly and plan to go to be in commercial

[00:52:37] I'm so proud of you

[00:52:39] He's never said that you know for a fact. I'm going to roll a blade down

[00:52:46] To the

[00:52:48] American Legion. I'm gonna roll a blade down to the American Legion. They would never let him in

[00:52:54] I know they bully me every time I go past there

[00:52:58] I'm gonna say my boy is in a picture

[00:53:02] Hey everybody. There's that gay rollerblade guy

[00:53:10] Let's all laugh at him

[00:53:13] Yeah, 80 year old veterans just in there playing cool

[00:53:18] On a table is missing a leg call your dad. Yeah, nice roller blades gay boy

[00:53:26] You ain't never gonna get in here to play shuffleboard

[00:53:29] A 50 cent Coca Cola. You can kiss my ass. You're not getting in here

[00:53:36] See american legion

[00:53:37] Is that it's just for veterans? That would be amazing. It's true like veterans and then they're friends

[00:53:42] So the but then you can just be like a friend and then at a certain point. There's no veterans there

[00:53:48] Yeah, because I've been to I've been to them. Yeah, and I know the people I went

[00:53:52] Or fucking veterans

[00:53:54] Right, right. You know they always have wood-paneled walls. They do they're disgusting. Yeah, so they just bros them

[00:54:01] They got one in china town and I so desperately want to be a member of that law

[00:54:05] For the survivors of the rape of named king. Yeah, dude imagine imagine the weird chinese guys hanging out at the american legion in china town

[00:54:13] I walked past this today the

[00:54:16] The catholic war veterans like clubhouse

[00:54:20] Look at the boys hanging out out front. Oh, yeah, those guys are

[00:54:25] They rock. That's these are perfect. Yeah, they're just too fat Italian guys sitting out on look at the fupa on this guy

[00:54:32] Yeah, just sitting out like on the street on fucking beach chairs in front of the catholic

[00:54:37] This guy is 90 pussy. Yeah. Hello

[00:54:44] Oh my god

[00:54:46] Jesus fucking christ

[00:54:48] Yeah respect. Thank you for fucking surviving those wars those guys stormed the beaches of normandie

[00:54:54] So I could take a picture of them without their consent

[00:54:58] Yeah of catholic war veterans of the united states father edward jade georgio

[00:55:03] Yeah, dude. I want to go hang out at that clubhouse

[00:55:08] Yeah, name's edwood edwood j georgio

[00:55:12] Edward georgio names georgio jade georgio john georgio

[00:55:16] No, sorry, you had a stroke for a second there

[00:55:21] But no, that is my name. I was just also having a stroke while saying it properly

[00:55:27] Fuck

[00:55:30] Damn, so just just chill zones for the boys a place to get away from your wife

[00:55:34] Yeah after killing some fucking japanese

[00:55:36] I would love when i'm older to have a clubhouse where we could all hang out get away from our bitch wives

[00:55:41] Yeah, no, my cousin brought me to my cousin's grandpa. It's not my grandpa. It's like his fucking the other side of the

[00:55:47] The other side of the family

[00:55:50] Uh who was like, I guess a farmer or something?

[00:55:54] Fucking like, you know, he's some some kind of redneck. I guess yes, and he was like you want to go shoot pool with american lesion

[00:56:02] Really like yeah, it was my it was me my cousin and then my cousin's sisters fiance at the time

[00:56:08] Right, right. It was they're married now, but

[00:56:10] How are you?

[00:56:13] 24

[00:56:14] 25. Yeah, at home. Yeah, well, no, this was you're visiting maybe 26. I can't remember

[00:56:20] We was around Thanksgiving in Virginia and then

[00:56:26] He was like, you know, you want to just go shoot but he presented it casually like let's go shoot pool before dinner

[00:56:32] Yeah, like yeah, all right. Fuck it sure we go there and we get there and he's putting on a glove

[00:56:38] And he's like screwing it, you know, it fucking

[00:56:42] Together he's a new man. Yeah, and then it's just him and these old like american legion guys

[00:56:48] And they fucking made us play pool for like three and a half hours

[00:56:53] And like we're like third like fucking just nailing all these shots and be our turn

[00:56:57] I'll be like, I guess I fucked up again like come on. You got to focus. You got to do better

[00:57:01] It's like dude go home. Yeah, fuck you you all

[00:57:05] I was just trying to fucking humor your old ass. I give you life less. This is fucking lame

[00:57:10] Yeah, yeah, anyways that kind of ruined pool for me

[00:57:14] Yeah, you did have a zone where you were getting shooting pool all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah

[00:57:19] Yeah, yeah, I bought because I lived by amsterdam and it was like something to do. I don't drink

[00:57:23] Right. I don't like hanging out with comedians. Yes, of course, you know

[00:57:27] So the only thing to do is go shoot pool or yep, you know go to the adidas store

[00:57:32] That's true when I lived in manhattan. That's all I did

[00:57:36] Zay there went to the adidas store. I shot pool

[00:57:39] Nice. Fuck. I go read in a coffee shop and stare at women

[00:57:44] I'll let them with your big beard dude fucking there's nothing

[00:57:47] There is no point to trying to get worked on in a coffee shop. I can't do it. It's just like oh, yeah, I'm gonna go

[00:57:53] Make sure girls know that I know how to type

[00:57:57] I'm gonna go make sure all these hot girl. Oh what yet. I'm typing. I'm typing bitch

[00:58:01] I don't know if that gets your pussy wet, but I'm I'm the kind of guy who types something

[00:58:05] I'm going clickety clackety. Yeah. I'm the kind of fellow that fucks and types

[00:58:11] The bitch if you're okay, I'm leaving. I'm leaving

[00:58:15] I could do this shit without even this no I was born without any kind of internal monologue

[00:58:21] It's a disease I have where I have to just now it's everything. I can't wait to get out of this fat

[00:58:26] Filipinos way what was that not I just told you I have a problem. I have a disability some Owen

[00:58:35] Tomato I don't leave me alone

[00:58:39] That part was external. I don't some of it was inside

[00:58:45] Do you remember when yeah, you dig was small

[00:58:48] I'm trying to town america my dick is small and I do what time should I leave for the airport if my flights are 430

[00:58:57] My dick is bull. Um, you want to probably be there probably boys at four

[00:59:01] So be there be there by three. Yeah, I would say three. I'll leave it like

[00:59:06] 15 20 good. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, the american legion. It's got one review on google

[00:59:12] five stars

[00:59:14] nice

[00:59:16] From k-chan very active post

[00:59:21] They got do they ever bring whores in for the old guys now?

[00:59:25] They should no, I think you're confused as to what an american legion is

[00:59:29] Well, I mean if you're there and it's just the fellas

[00:59:31] Why not bring some gals to come in and entertain the troops if you know what i'm saying suck off old guys

[00:59:37] Yeah, what's the problem there?

[00:59:40] Um, do you ramp us impson do that?

[00:59:42] Dear legionnaires as we've informed our members in our last two new

[00:59:46] Newsletters the chinese american world war two veterans congressional gold medal act

[00:59:51] Was passed by the house of representatives us and signed a law by president donald j trump on sember 2020

[00:59:58] They never talk about the good things he does. Yeah

[01:00:01] Only the negative we got a lot of these chinese guys the shooting pool all day and they just want battles

[01:00:06] And that's how we're gonna win the trade war

[01:00:08] They're gonna give them they just want a little gold cat waves to be putting a lobby and i said hey, that's fine

[01:00:18] Yeah, trump made them all throw at golden throwing stars. Yeah, i'm on a lanyard. Yeah, so this is the lieutenant

[01:00:25] Br kim wow chinese memorial post 1291 nice. How many chinese fought for

[01:00:32] I guess a nice amount. They were on our side didn't accidentally get interned

[01:00:36] and

[01:00:38] Exactly

[01:00:40] um american legion

[01:00:42] membership application form

[01:00:45] name of applicant

[01:00:47] Service period service number social security number recommended by

[01:00:52] What if you join what is so this to get into this one you need your name address home phone email address chinese name

[01:00:58] Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, you got to get into that one. Oh, yeah

[01:01:08] What if you were in the fucking the weekend army? What's that she called the reserves? Yeah, the guard national guard or some shit service number

[01:01:15] Security number fuck I should enlist and then get fucking medically discharged

[01:01:21] Just so I can get into that chinese

[01:01:23] What would you choose your chinese name to be dude you need one

[01:01:31] You have one in chinese class jockey chan

[01:01:48] steel

[01:01:50] military and chinese valor

[01:01:52] For keep faxing it over and over

[01:01:56] Please stop responding. Just keep trying

[01:01:59] Yeah with different chinese guys. Yeah yowming

[01:02:05] Bruce Lee fucking shred

[01:02:09] Shao yuck fat

[01:02:16] That would be good man. Yeah

[01:02:18] Mm. I guess I ran out of chinese guys. Yeah, me too

[01:02:22] Emperor Hirahita

[01:02:30] When I uh when I watched police story last week, I forgot that

[01:02:34] Jackie Chan's character in that movie is named kevin chan

[01:02:38] Dude, I got it on blue ray. I might do that once you look actually I got to finish watching homicide

[01:02:43] I'm gonna eat a couple of her she's kisses

[01:02:45] Smoked my pipe and watch homicide life on the street. It does sound. Oh guys. It's tomorrow night

[01:02:51] It's fall today at least. I don't know it does yet. It is nice. It feels really nice. Oh, yeah, go see adam tomorrow

[01:02:56] Yeah, go to kodontown and buy shirts if you're in los angeles

[01:03:01] There's tickets available available for the 930 show at the law dream tomorrow nights

[01:03:06] The 29th you can buy shirts to wear to adam show come dot town income see me same day thursday the 29th in seattle

[01:03:14] And then friday the 30th in portland

[01:03:17] They will not be if you wear a shirt if you wear a come town shirt to the show you get special

[01:03:22] You will get absolute. I will spit on you. Yeah, unless you come in stavey baby merchandise

[01:03:28] There's nothing cool. Anyone is not what you are not welcome in nicks shirts

[01:03:32] I've been wearing the band shirt to the concert. It's not a band

[01:03:36] It's a band to stand in the comedian from a podcast

[01:03:39] Sav and I are going out solo acoustic this weekend

[01:03:41] Yeah, dude call me fucking bruce call me by your gay bruce fuck steen call me by your

[01:03:51] Call me by your lane call me by your call me by your suck me by your dick call me

[01:03:58] I got nothing

[01:04:01] Sorry

[01:04:02] I thought we were going through my well folks that ought to do it comes this weekend

[01:04:07] I was on the fucking L train and it was like packed. It was like rush hour. Mm-hmm went into the city

[01:04:12] The other like yesterday morning or the day before that and uh, it was you know

[01:04:17] It was like real packed in and there was an african guy

[01:04:20] Like a Nigerian guy or something like on the train like two heads away from me and he's like oh my goodness

[01:04:27] This the train is crazy

[01:04:31] Which I mean he's I mean he's not wrong. Yeah, like these oh my goodness

[01:04:35] You know, but I've done that voice so much that I'm like come on, man. Yes

[01:04:41] That's too on the nose, bro. Yeah stop stop trying to make me laugh this morning

[01:04:48] I can't believe our cressette that train is packed

[01:04:54] Um the other thing when I come back from Greece

[01:04:56] I'm gonna be in Philly on the 21st might add some shows there and then the weekend after

[01:05:01] September 27th 28th 29th

[01:05:03] Fort Wayne, Indiana, Indianapolis and Louisville

[01:05:07] And I got more shit cooking baby coming to Houston in December trying to get an Atlanta and den per day going

[01:05:13] Fuck with your boy

[01:05:16] For brain Indiana

[01:05:18] Civil war soldiers

[01:05:20] brombin

[01:05:22] Come let me suck girl. Nick was Indiana in the States

[01:05:26] Yeah, there was a union state

[01:05:28] But I never know the geography of those places. They're all closer to the south than you realize what Indiana

[01:05:35] Yeah, dude like I'm going to Louisville after that's 23 hours away. Yeah, I'm gonna need some chips everyone

[01:05:40] But Kentucky is the upper south. I guess that's true

[01:05:44] Yeah, like Kentucky, West Virginia. That's all like Virginia and fucking Tennessee

[01:05:49] You're like next to each other which is always a this is weird of me out

[01:05:53] Yeah, folks with me too. Yeah, Kentucky, Indiana me too

[01:05:56] You never like it border. Yeah, yeah

[01:06:01] Wells, Ohio and Kentucky, right

[01:06:06] Yeah, because I went to Cincinnati and it was right by Kentucky or some shit

[01:06:10] Cincinnati is Ohio is west on the border. I'm talking Ohio borders

[01:06:15] West Virginia, Pennsylvania

[01:06:18] And in the end those coveteth kids were from the Kentucky side of Cincinnati

[01:06:22] And then he got caught in the right hand campaign the people of Cincinnati

[01:06:27] And then he got caught in the right hand campaign the people of Cincinnati loved him so much

[01:06:34] He was reelected for God loved the world so much. He gave them his only not

[01:06:40] That's true the only time God ever nodded

[01:06:45] Um, all right

[01:06:46] I mean if you think about it, you're God, right?

[01:06:48] Yeah

[01:06:49] And you fuck up and you get just trash pussy because it's a human so no matter what that's

[01:06:54] It'd be like if you fuck the dog and then the dog got pregnant

[01:06:58] And then the puppy was like dad. I'm you I'm your kid. It's like some half

[01:07:02] Some fucked up mutant you're trying to go to shows and this like

[01:07:06] Dog mutants like why don't you take care of me?

[01:07:10] I'm trying to work. I'm trying to work and get pussy from humans if the other dogs killed that dog

[01:07:15] You'd be like, oh damn. What a shame damn the game my only dogs. Yeah, nice

[01:07:22] You know, I don't think that really hold on listen. I'm Jewish take that christian

[01:07:25] I don't know a lot about the new testament, but I don't think God ever actually like physically fucked Mary

[01:07:31] Yeah, what happened is the archangel sucked God's dick. He came in his mouth

[01:07:35] And he spit it into Mary's pussy. Oh like a snow snow snow

[01:07:39] The snow yeah, what's that called snowball snowballing snowballing snowballing situation snowballing

[01:07:44] Snowblowers creep me out

[01:07:46] Why they're like leaf blowers for the snow no, I mean snow blowers are the things that make snow

[01:07:53] Oh, what's the thing that blows snow way?

[01:07:57] Maybe that's not anything maybe yeah, there is no that's not any theory. There's not a thing that blows snow way

[01:08:04] I thought that they have like leaf blowers. No, bitch. You're just thinking of a leaf blower. You're using snow

[01:08:09] I don't know about these suburban

[01:08:11] cold weather stage

[01:08:15] Shut up. Yeah, we think a lawn mower is huh

[01:08:18] Something mose lawns

[01:08:21] You would think that just shut up man. Just for once in your life shut up

[01:08:30] All right, I gotta go to Los Angeles right now. Oh

[01:08:33] Mr. Hollywood well actually this this feels like a minor flex

[01:08:37] I'm for the first time flying into burbank and say LAX why is that a flex?

[01:08:42] Because LAX takes like an hour and a half to get to that wherever you're staying and burbank is just on the other side of the fucking mountain

[01:08:49] It's close like 15 minutes. Yeah, if you're staying over there, but everybody knows that

[01:08:53] Yeah, but it's like I feel like I feel like constantly you hear people be like oh, you know what you gotta do is fly into burbank

[01:08:58] And I always fly into LAX

[01:09:01] Well, not flying to burbank. I fly into J. Leno's private. Yeah, I'm always about finding secret special airports

[01:09:08] It's not a secret. I just feel like this is my first time going to burn whenever I fly in and in New York

[01:09:12] I go to the stew Leonard's airport

[01:09:15] Dude, you know where we got to go some time

[01:09:18] We got to go to that hotel at the at the jet blue terminal of JFK the twa hotel. Yeah

[01:09:24] Whoa, where is that?

[01:09:25] It's the old TWA terminal you can get in there

[01:09:28] They converted it into a hotel my friends stayed there for his birthday

[01:09:31] Yeah, and they have a pool that's right next to the runway

[01:09:35] So you can go swimming and planes like taking off over your head. That building's cool as shit

[01:09:38] It's the coolest building in New York the old the law. I don't know about that. It's my favorite. Okay

[01:09:44] You had to ruin it. It was close to me being excited about doing something cool

[01:09:49] Then you're sorry, okay, it's one of the best

[01:09:51] What do you say it's then you said it's the coolest building in I think it's the most

[01:09:55] You're having a budget dumb architecture. Adam's right. There's

[01:09:58] I like the Chrysler building and we mean there is no other contenders

[01:10:02] Stop being sarcastic. You just got trolled dude

[01:10:06] I couldn't tell you were eating it. Your tone was devolved by it

[01:10:10] No, I've just seen the sense they become the student

[01:10:12] The bathroom been fucking trolled

[01:10:16] All right, I got to go to the airport we could do the podcast without you

[01:10:20] You want to?

[01:10:20] No, of course not have a good show buddy

[01:10:26] Are you guys gonna keep doing this?

[01:10:28] I'm gonna start recording after I'm recording

[01:10:30] I'll stay. I'll miss my god. Finally. I just want to be in now. We could do jokes for real

[01:10:37] I just want to be part of the crew. Now. We can finally do real jokes about the American Airlines building

[01:10:43] It the JFK. It's the TWA building

[01:10:46] No, there's an American there's an old American Airlines building

[01:10:49] Oh, I know that by the hack stand. Yeah, I know that building that building's also cool

[01:10:53] I'm yeah, I've never really taken a look at the

[01:10:56] Airport. I'm in it now, dude. I don't give a fuck about building

[01:10:58] So it's some huge fucking like uh

[01:11:01] Was that Russian plane manufacturer like Tupolev or some shit?

[01:11:04] I don't know like some like the biggest plane I've ever seen in my life

[01:11:09] It's really cool. That's tight. Over by that American Airlines building

[01:11:13] So what I'm saying is we should all get a hotel at the airport just for a night

[01:11:17] Just the three of us boys

[01:11:19] Staying in one hotel room together. Maybe have a party get it. You don't get to do this three of this boys saying why why?

[01:11:25] Why are we going to the airport? Yeah, so we can stay at that hotel that has the pool next to the runway

[01:11:31] They'll be flying somewhere the next day. Maybe if we have a flight the next day we can stay there for the night

[01:11:37] Maybe where we have a flight to we still need a money from that candidate rev

[01:11:43] Did you do the your expenses bitch? I just I'm not sending them

[01:11:46] I paid for like three users. It's like we'll tell them that so we can get our fucking money. Well, just yeah, okay

[01:11:51] Well, all right, okay, bye for sure everyone

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