[00:00:00] All right, okay, and we're fucking well

[00:00:06] What's up big dog? I believe I Adams owed a big time. I told you so about what vaping kills

[00:00:13] Vaping kills. No, you know who's owed a big time. I told you so me

[00:00:18] They do put fucking dog fake dog nuts and dogs nuts. Nobody even knows what you do know what I'm talking about

[00:00:25] Yeah, now very convenient. We forgot. Oh, I don't think you should raise your voice about I am raising my voice

[00:00:31] In fact because I knew you put fake dog balls in the dog's balls. This is why we don't do the podcast after lunch

[00:00:44] Because I

[00:00:46] Something called not newticals no one knows you're talking about I

[00:00:49] Y'all know anything vaping kills and Adam for years has said that there's no I never said that

[00:00:56] I said no and all about dogs fake balls. So that guy

[00:01:02] Yeah, Nick is smoking a giant green pipe right now. Yeah, this is nice. I like this

[00:01:07] Part of the St. Patrick's day collection

[00:01:10] This is the guy the pipe store told me is that they made this company. I guess it's a I

[00:01:15] Thought it was a type of type of pipe is a Peterson or whatever. Yeah, no, they made a

[00:01:21] Total Andre by the way. Yeah

[00:01:24] St. Patrick's day collection hell. Yes, what kind of idiot we're I mean what do you mean you own it? Yeah?

[00:01:33] I mean, I'm not like there's people that smoke pipes regularly. Yeah, it's like it's like they're limited release

[00:01:38] It was great. I was in that yeah

[00:01:40] It's the net Sherman on like 42nd Street. Uh-huh. It's just you know the guys that hang out at the cigar store

[00:01:46] Yeah, just smoke with there. This guy's smoking and he's like they want to open up the borders and these guys

[00:01:55] Yeah, there's a cigar place in bedside that I went to once because they were playing a football game there

[00:02:01] And it's just like 10 on drays that just

[00:02:04] Yeah, cuz I was looking for like a tobacco. There's one on Tomkins. Yeah, I saw that son on like Google Maps

[00:02:10] Yeah, yeah, there's pictures and it's like come on in put your teams up

[00:02:15] Come on down to mahogany elegant smoke shop

[00:02:18] Delegance

[00:02:20] Do sex sex in the a yeah, everyone's wearing like George ash and like you know

[00:02:26] 1993 like Bobby brown South LA pellet

[00:02:29] I'm telling jackets. Yeah, honestly was a pretty cool scene. Yeah, we watched the Giants game and they were they kept calling Eli a

[00:02:39] Get him yeah get his ass you know he gay though

[00:02:44] That's a compelling I never heard that Eli man. Yeah, I don't think he is

[00:02:49] But he plays timid like I think anytime a fan base turns on a player. He's you know a sexual

[00:02:55] You could just that's the that's why I'm waiting for a gay quarterback. That would be nice

[00:03:01] There's another gay football player. This came out, but he he was cheeks

[00:03:05] I cut I cut open one of those glade plugins

[00:03:10] Science experiment a little bit left that wasn't getting vaporized

[00:03:14] Open the board behind the oven. Yes smart. I thought you know

[00:03:18] I was gonna actually doesn't smell that I kind of like it. Yeah, I

[00:03:28] Get into wearing old women's perfume dude. That's a good move

[00:03:31] You got the big ass beer smoking pipes, but you just smell like an old bitch with hard candies

[00:03:36] I've been recently getting into sense myself laughing dirt like but extreme smells good dude. Yeah, yeah

[00:03:42] I would fuck an old lady for the cell I remember going to like JC Benny with my grandma

[00:03:47] I go to the smell section damn

[00:03:50] Horny yeah

[00:03:53] Bitch with bangles. Yeah, I do remember getting a weird sexual thrill from an old bitch who cut my hair at the East Point Mall

[00:04:03] supercuts

[00:04:05] right across from Aladdin's

[00:04:07] Art Aladdin's arcade and caddy corner to the McDonald's in the brass hen

[00:04:12] Mm-hmm. Yeah, and for those for for East Point Mall heads and she smelled like she had very overbearing like old lady perfume

[00:04:20] But also like cigarettes and her big old lady titties my head was just resting on the whole time and I was very comforting

[00:04:27] Honestly kind of horny. Yeah proto horny. I was like nine

[00:04:32] So having her massage you oh that's a shampoo shampoo if you get your dick sucked while getting shampooed

[00:04:39] It's that is my ultimate sexual fantasy. Yes

[00:04:43] Seriously, I get I get a 75% or every time I get my hair shampoo. Yep. I love it by Japanese man

[00:04:51] Yes recently it has been by a Japanese man

[00:04:55] Listen, I'm equal opportunity when it comes to shampoo

[00:04:58] It is a rogynous

[00:05:01] Arogenous yeah, my scalp is an erogenous zone would you let a man?

[00:05:05] Massage give you that shampoo, but was the tip of his penis

[00:05:11] What do you mean would I allow him to shampoo my hair with his penis? No, but it's the best

[00:05:16] Hold on hold on and I'm not done Adam. Yes, but it's the best massage shampooing you've ever experienced

[00:05:24] But you know it's with the tip of a man's penis. Well if it's the best would you allow it?

[00:05:29] If you're saying it's the best you ever experience fun

[00:05:32] The fucking gay dude, it's not gay

[00:05:37] He's hard and he comes in your hair by the way at the end. Okay, you didn't ask you didn't ask

[00:05:42] Well if he came in my hair than I would my hair wouldn't be clean well

[00:05:45] He would wash it again with a soft thing well that if he washed again

[00:05:51] Now about you I can't figure I'm trying to imagine how that would even work it doesn't work

[00:05:56] It's a Japanese secret that they teach in their little in their hair dojo Japanese hands are perfectly modeled for a perfect

[00:06:05] shampoo sush

[00:06:06] Scout first of all you're again you guys are not dreaming to imagine this is your you have

[00:06:12] Real is that gonna be like the it's my line of this. Yeah, it's good dream to imagine

[00:06:18] Yes, I'll be baby. It's no it's gonna be it's gonna be yeah, actually yes

[00:06:23] It is and it's me you're not capable of imagination while you're awake you have to dream

[00:06:28] You're not dreaming the point is you're letting hard Nick you're letting the reality technical realities get in the way of a beautiful

[00:06:36] Visualizing only thinking abstractions. Well there you go think of it abstractly I can't I can't understand the concept

[00:06:43] Of a man's penis massaging your head conceptually no

[00:06:46] I mean the mathematics have to add up or it doesn't make sense. It doesn't yeah, it doesn't work physically in the physical world

[00:06:53] It's man

[00:06:53] Maybe if it was ten guys you have your eyes closed maybe there is who knows if it's you have your eyes closed

[00:06:59] Mimicking but see the thing about the human hand is you have joints and you have you have stop getting into specific

[00:07:06] You already answered by the way you said yes fine. Yes, okay, so don't try and take back now

[00:07:12] I don't even want a regular scalp massage Wow

[00:07:15] Are you kidding yes, I mean no well you said yes

[00:07:19] But I meant you but that's when people are like do you mind and you're like yes? I mean no

[00:07:25] What a dumb question what kind of who is the first asshole to be like do you mind if I sit here somebody's like yes

[00:07:33] You know and then he's like oh you do mine is like no just ask if you can sit yeah

[00:07:37] Yeah, I sit here I do now I agree with you on that one. What are you the riddler? Yeah?

[00:07:42] The fuck is this shit just ask directly what you want mm-hmm. Can I not not sit down here shit?

[00:07:50] Hold on can somebody stab this man, please?

[00:07:53] Can we get a knife in this man's anus? Yes, we can

[00:07:57] Can I we get a knife in this man's anus? Yes, we can yes we can oh

[00:08:02] Okay, you know the tribe called quest parody a tribe called breasts. Oh, yeah, that's the one I want to belong to brother

[00:08:10] yeah

[00:08:12] the titty patchy

[00:08:15] The titty patchy Indians the Jackson and his men want to come through this land and suck on our tits

[00:08:22] Or big bountiful kids where we have spent eons growing the juiciest

[00:08:28] Even the men have huge kids. Yeah, we feasted off nothing but buffalo come

[00:08:36] We've grown

[00:08:38] Big breasts, so we don't need language or land

[00:08:42] No in this perfect world everyone has titties everyone so you don't get you don't have no land

[00:08:50] Everyone's wife has huge

[00:08:55] Become boss of the company that is the best you don't have to own property

[00:09:00] We just all share we have huge titties that we owe titty fucking sake our wives

[00:09:05] We fuck every part of the

[00:09:08] Every part of the titty

[00:09:17] What a beautiful society man before we had the fucking coming ruin it let's give a maids and tuberculosis

[00:09:25] Yeah, we just shook their hands and they all got smallpox

[00:09:29] It's fucked up the politics used to rule in the fucking 17 and 1800s

[00:09:34] Mm-hmm. You could be like

[00:09:36] Who's the guy?

[00:09:37] What's his name named Andrew Jackson the one where was like his wife's a whore? No, what's his name?

[00:09:43] Sewards folly. Oh, yeah, dude was just like yeah, I'm buying Alaska. Yeah, but he bought it for like a thousand

[00:09:50] It's not even the president. He was like yeah, I'm buying it. You said

[00:09:54] nobody

[00:09:55] and they were like

[00:09:57] were you gonna ask or

[00:09:59] You just tripled the size of the country for for twenty dollars damn I didn't even the marshals and bought more country

[00:10:08] Yeah, it is Alaska is way the fuck out there, right? Yeah, it's pretty close to Russia, right?

[00:10:14] Yeah, I mean you can walk to Russia from Alaska damn

[00:10:17] That's fucked up. Yeah, why didn't the Ruskies was that was that what red dom was about?

[00:10:23] Wasn't it part of Russia was they bought it from Russia? Oh damn

[00:10:27] Yeah, so it's really just a bit like a cuter Siberia. Yeah, that's why everyone's making fun of a you know

[00:10:34] Sarah Palin talking about buying Greenland, but it's the same shit

[00:10:37] It's the same shit cuz it climate change is gonna happen in fact him suggesting buying Greenland is like an

[00:10:45] Acknowledgement that climate change is real and also the most pragmatic solution to climate change because it's like no matter what we do

[00:10:51] You pass green new deal or whatever China's just gonna cook the planet. Yeah, right. Mm-hmm. So throw it in a walk

[00:11:00] They're gonna fry it up

[00:11:03] We're gonna be like three pieces of broccoli

[00:11:08] That's bullshit when that happens. Yeah, what are you even putting the broccoli when you get it fucking general says yeah?

[00:11:13] Although I will appreciate when that's strategically placed to swap up the juices that your fried rice are

[00:11:19] Maintain 60 years Greenland will actually be green

[00:11:24] Mmm, and Iceland will be ice. Wow. I know it won't know it'll be just that one turn your nose. No, it'll be a desert

[00:11:32] Ice isn't a desert. I feel like all the the realms should be named after their their attitude. Oh, yeah

[00:11:39] Iceland desert

[00:11:41] That's cool, man. I like that you're calling forestland. I like that you're calling

[00:11:50] Countries of the realms. Yeah, is that what happens when you smoke a pipe?

[00:12:00] I

[00:12:03] Do love the look

[00:12:05] Oh

[00:12:07] You can just fucking be like wow how far into the beard are you right now? I'm like I'm almost four months in four months

[00:12:14] And your goal is six I might go a whole year

[00:12:18] Dude, I'm getting I'm getting well. It looks a lot better than it the first beer. Yeah, kind of you're healthier

[00:12:23] You're not eating like gushers as main is your sustenance. Yeah, I've been brushing it. Mm-hmm looks cute

[00:12:28] You're putting oil in it. Yeah, he is dude. Yeah, I read the oil every time I shit in his home

[00:12:33] I read the oil package. Yeah, see what the ingredients are a little bit somebody sent me like

[00:12:39] Beard oil it smells like licorice and I use it once or twice and I like it

[00:12:43] It's because too delicious you keep trying to eat your own whiskers. No coconut oil is fine. Yeah, and it smells good

[00:12:49] Yeah, it smells alright. Yeah, you can buy a shit ton of it. It's cheap. Mm-hmm. Yeah

[00:12:54] It's like once a week. You just throw some coconut oil in there. Oh, yeah, then wash it out

[00:12:59] Elders used to just every day put coconut oil in his hair. I don't think that's necessary

[00:13:03] He just I wait until it like feels cuz it'll get like brittle and scratchy. Mm-hmm. And then you just

[00:13:09] Coke it up. Mm-hmm. It's a nut in nice and yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I bet you put nut in there, man

[00:13:15] Yeah, oh, I bet you do

[00:13:18] All types of different kinds of nut damn Native Americans must have felt gay when European showed up and they had a huge beards

[00:13:24] They're like, they're just right

[00:13:26] We grow girl hair on our head

[00:13:30] All we could grow with the fuck I just realized that there was never a single

[00:13:35] Big-ass beer

[00:13:37] What yeah, oh, maybe I'm Native American wait, but we're any them balls cuz that's a pretty cool trade off

[00:13:43] They all have beautiful heads of hair. Yeah, no, there's a lot of bald ones. What was uh

[00:13:49] That's what's a tanto. He was bald, right?

[00:13:51] Taunt isn't that from the lone ranger or lone ranger. No, no and saccage away his friend. Mm-hmm

[00:13:59] saccage

[00:14:02] Saccage away there you go. Wasn't that um

[00:14:06] Wasn't she the bitch that told Lewis and Clark where to go? Yeah, yeah, but she had she was boys with a guy. I don't know that

[00:14:13] Yeah, remember there was like

[00:14:16] She was definitely

[00:14:18] Bop in them off. I think she's getting for sure pussy plowed by Lewis and Clark for sure

[00:14:25] Some respect she's getting spit roasted. Did she have a kid her pussy was probably all fucked up. What do you mean?

[00:14:31] Well back then they don't have like sewing needles to put you

[00:14:36] Yeah, well they have sewing needles, but they don't have the three. You know what I heard you know what I heard all

[00:14:40] That when a woman gives birth sometimes they're the husband stitch the husband stitch. I've never heard of that

[00:14:45] Make the pussy tighter. Yeah an extra stitch. Yeah, what was that fucking other guys? I don't think is was that how that works?

[00:14:53] The inside of a pussy the inside of the pussy is but but yeah if they sew up the opening

[00:14:59] Then the inside doesn't that hurt the lady. I

[00:15:02] Mean it hurts to give birth to a child and have your pussy tear to your anus under that's true

[00:15:08] All right, I'm gonna barely understand how you would the 15 most famous Native Americans and yeah, you keep scrolling

[00:15:16] We're gonna talk about pussy. I don't even understand women's health issues at all not it not at one bit dude something with the moon

[00:15:23] Yeah, that's fucking weird

[00:15:27] Fucking werewolves or something it's fucking like that that shit is that's when bitches that are into crystals

[00:15:33] I might be like, okay, maybe you're on to something if the moon controls your pussy

[00:15:39] They're pussies and why not crystals also their pussy is respond to the tides and the moon

[00:15:44] Easy does that do we have anything like that do our balls swell when it's low tide? No

[00:15:49] That would be good that none of that shit

[00:15:51] That'd be cool if your balls got heavier if it was more humid

[00:15:53] That's why they can't be the president dude because the moon is telling them what to do so true

[00:15:58] That is a great point

[00:16:00] Anyway, I recently watched that

[00:16:06] Will Ferrell movie stranger than fiction. Oh, where it's

[00:16:10] Someone narrate bitch is narrating. Yeah

[00:16:14] They read like Will Ferrell's a guy that's not a good movie. No, it kind of sucked dick

[00:16:19] He's so horny from Maggie Jill and Hall

[00:16:22] That he stopped he forgets it. He's about there's a movie where she's where I was secretary. Oh, yeah

[00:16:28] She's getting I have jacked off to secretary. Yeah. Yeah, we all know

[00:16:33] She had her fastball. Yeah, that's when she was really peaking which I mean, would you rather fuck Maggie or Jake?

[00:16:42] Maggie

[00:16:44] Nick would you rather fuck Maggie or Jake Jill? I'm gonna figure out who this fucking guy I think you I think you just made him up

[00:16:50] He does not a real guy. Oh, he had a dumb name like Tom toe and squanto

[00:16:55] Maybe yeah, actually is it squanto. Maybe squanto. Go on toe. Yeah, you never heard a squanto. No

[00:17:01] Yeah, I think that's him. No, you're right. Yeah more commonly by the diminutive area squanto was a member of stop

[00:17:10] Well balls are real. Yeah, but he wasn't bald. Oh, well, okay

[00:17:15] There's a guy another one wrong wait Bill Mar is Jewish. Yeah, Bill Mar. Of course. He's fucking Jewish. No, I want what side

[00:17:21] On the I mean bro squanto don't make me go here, but there's some real real facial proof that he's I just thought he's annoying

[00:17:32] So that's why people think he's Jewish. Yes, that's true and

[00:17:35] It and that's what upsets me because people think all annoying people are Jewish

[00:17:39] No, I was one of those guys that was successful in the entertainment industry that didn't realize he was Jewish until he had to get a

[00:17:46] TV show oh he realized he was Jewish later in life. Yeah, well

[00:17:49] I my brother did my brother did a 23 and me and I think we're like six percent plus or minus Jewish so absolutely zero

[00:17:55] How much percent?

[00:17:58] Six percent absolute zero. This sounds not sure use. That's not true, but there's a there's a little got a lot of June

[00:18:04] And I have I have a cousin, but that's not by blood

[00:18:09] Well, but other than that. Yeah, no, I've done the DNA test and they said absolutely zero percent

[00:18:16] That's in you a gold letter. Yeah, so many people are sighing relief so many listeners right now certificate

[00:18:25] I

[00:18:26] Found out later in life that he was Jewish. I mean come on

[00:18:30] Catholic Irish Catholic are we fucking he's so he's the most Jewish looking man

[00:18:35] Of me not the most not the most but come on I mean he's got that just that the schnazarino

[00:18:41] I think we can all agree that the obnoxious parts about him are clearly derived. Yes. That's what I was saying

[00:18:48] I think if there's nothing my point that's my point is that not all listen all Jews are obnoxious

[00:18:54] But not all obnoxious people are Jewish. That's true. It's a it's you know a lot like a rectangle in a square

[00:19:01] right

[00:19:02] What is it?

[00:19:04] squares a quadrilateral and

[00:19:06] And uh all squares are wrecked that don't fucking try no quadrilateral do not try and fucking add an extra word

[00:19:12] That doesn't need to be said a quadrilateral all squares are rectangle

[00:19:18] But I don't rectangles or squares brother. Oh

[00:19:24] Because Camilla wait was beseca Jewry's brother Camilla wait yeah

[00:19:30] So the pussy was fucked up Lizette yeah her daughter Lizette Charbonneau

[00:19:37] Oh is that Charbonneau? Yeah good afternoon. What's up y'all is me this is the second you're way as

[00:19:44] dollar

[00:19:44] Dancing Lizette Charbonneau

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[00:20:13] That is awesome. So a french a french trapper must have knocked up. Yeah, that sounds french

[00:20:19] Lizette Charbonneau

[00:20:21] Yeah, I bet you she's pretty hot if she was french twice on Charbonneau's daughter

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[00:21:02] a jeep

[00:21:03] What's a good name?

[00:21:06] For what? Just any name? It's just any name

[00:21:09] Sometimes I have too many options

[00:21:11] Yeah, I'm trying to pick what to watch on that folks

[00:21:16] I don't know which way you're trying to go for

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[00:21:24] Okay, Charmaine

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[00:21:34] Just hanging up every car like that

[00:21:36] You gotta be like uh Charmaine can I talk to you for a second?

[00:21:41] Have you been

[00:21:44] Directing customers to call back when we're closed to leave a message

[00:21:48] If they would like to leave a message yes, Philip is there a problem with that?

[00:21:54] Uh

[00:21:55] Well, you should be taking the calls. Am I not taking the calls?

[00:21:58] Well, you're taking the calls but technically yes

[00:22:01] And then what am I what then what am I doing?

[00:22:03] Well, the call has been taken hasn't it? If your call was taken and I

[00:22:08] If they would like to leave a message they can call back when we're closed

[00:22:11] Then I want I what am I supposed to do am I supposed to not take the calls or take the calls? These are your rules

[00:22:18] Listen, I'm just gonna I don't want this to turn into an HR thing again. So

[00:22:23] I'm gonna go hang out by the candy machine and just wait until his government contracts

[00:22:30] And they fire us all

[00:22:32] Damn, that would be the life of getting being a government contractor, dude

[00:22:36] Yeah, you don't have to do shit nothing and you get paid so much

[00:22:40] You have like five years to do nothing

[00:22:41] Yeah, and then once yeah, we have to work for like six months. Yeah, and once you're in

[00:22:47] Mm-hmm. Well, they you have to turn it and they lose the contract right then they fire like we're firing 700 people

[00:22:53] Yeah, yeah, but it's all or nothing, baby. Yeah

[00:22:57] I mean not much ever than the regular like a regular federal job

[00:23:00] Yeah, I mean working for the government would be awesome in general. Yeah, don't have to do shit

[00:23:04] You show up at fucking 10 a.m. Clock out at four. Yep. Yeah extra long-ass weekends long weekends

[00:23:11] Every holiday. Yeah, sometimes you get furloughed. That's chill. Yeah, you know, you get a fucking week vacation

[00:23:17] I did a moving job in DC for some. I think it was like the DOE or you know the department of math or something

[00:23:25] Yeah, what it was

[00:23:27] But it we had to it was for some I got the job off craigslist it's a company that like handles moving electronics

[00:23:33] So you need like just a basic understanding of like plugs then they just hired you off craigslist

[00:23:39] They hired like well, they hired like 50 people off craigslist because they move an entire office in a day

[00:23:44] Right. So you get there in them like like six a.m. They're like, you know, if you're new or whatever like here's our work

[00:23:49] It's just some company that like especially they probably get a contract for 20,000 exactly. Yeah, the fucking they pay you minimum wage

[00:23:56] They yeah, you get 15 dollars for the day

[00:24:00] And you uh, yeah, you just you have access to like government servers

[00:24:04] Yeah, you bat you bag everything up like you know, you go into somebody's office like they're they're supposed to take all their personal effects

[00:24:09] But yeah, it's like moving like 500 workstations or something. So it was like a massive job. Yeah

[00:24:15] Um, but there was like I mean, yeah, it's like fucking DOE like nobody. It's not a fucking

[00:24:21] Production company, right?

[00:24:23] It's not something it's not like multimedia or whatever and there was some guy in his office that had two iMacs

[00:24:30] And it's like there's absolutely no way that this is necessary

[00:24:35] That this government worker has two fucking five thousand dollar computers

[00:24:41] I love that she did. Yeah, just put in a work order and hope

[00:24:44] Yeah, hope they need to spend money before the next budget so they show that they've spent

[00:24:48] So they don't get their budget taken down. Yeah. Yeah, it's the most it's the dumbest shit of all time

[00:24:53] It's like well. We didn't need any money. We saved actually ten thousand dollars

[00:24:56] They're like put the fuck go buy some dumb shit. Yeah, we're all still taking well time to have a birthday party for loreen's cat

[00:25:02] Well, she needs a birthday party. That's true

[00:25:05] Fucking whore loreen. Yeah, she's a one year in my old job. They forgot my bird. She fucked that janitor with down syndrome

[00:25:12] No, she didn't. I would love to be a guy in the office spreading like middle school rumors

[00:25:18] Yeah, I heard she has her her her her her her her her charlie and had nine abortions over the summer break

[00:25:25] Like what do you mean summer break?

[00:25:28] Well, I was gone. I was gone. I was learning how to smoke weed

[00:25:34] I was making a bong. I had a lot of doobah

[00:25:37] But the other guys that work at block bust over the summer were learning how to smoke weed

[00:25:43] We heard from a black eye that the rain has had nine abortions

[00:25:48] He came in from a black guy

[00:25:52] The black guy told us. Yeah, some fucking black

[00:26:00] Yeah, dude, we own him a liar dude. That's fucking racist. Racist, bro

[00:26:04] We you hate black for some. Yeah, mark hates black

[00:26:09] Yeah, I was trying to tell them that loreen had nine abortions. You know, I don't know if you heard about this for some black

[00:26:16] I'm sure you heard about it. We said oh, that sounds like a lie a typical in lie

[00:26:23] His director his exact words to

[00:26:29] Jeff we fired you six months ago, man. Yeah, I know I work in block

[00:26:33] I just come here to smoke cigarettes and hang out

[00:26:38] Showing up an hour before your block buster shift to have lunch at the office job that fired you in the shared courtyard

[00:26:48] Trying to see my friend

[00:26:53] Yes, anyway

[00:26:56] Loreen loreen's pussy's in her ass actually loreen actually she gave birth out of her house

[00:27:01] Because of summer because the Chinese guy

[00:27:05] Yes, she lets some Chinese

[00:27:09] The race of the people in your fake rumors, and though it's not technically racist it feels racist

[00:27:17] Yeah, apparently when you die, there's a chemical that floods your brain and it's the same chemical that's in pussy juice

[00:27:25] Makes you trip

[00:27:27] It makes you trip dude you go down on a girl. You'll go fucking insane 25 years later. That's why I don't do that shit

[00:27:33] Not only that it's gay

[00:27:37] Yo, dude. I heard mark eight out that fat girls puss

[00:27:41] You mean mark's wife

[00:27:45] He went down

[00:27:47] On mrs. Shambar Lane

[00:27:52] Yeah, wife yeah

[00:27:54] Went down in that gay

[00:27:59] 37 year old man

[00:28:02] Blockies open

[00:28:04] Damn my 17 year old boss is gonna be pissed if I don't get there do a blockies and

[00:28:10] I'm doing blockies. I'm like 15 minutes dude. There's a retarded guy that wants it comes in every Tuesday. They asked me about ratatouille

[00:28:16] That's the same goddamn questions about ratatouille you're heard

[00:28:26] No, he told me

[00:28:31] Ratatouille return

[00:28:40] I know I know for a fact on site

[00:28:42] He's got a little he's got a helmet on his dick

[00:28:53] Yeah, some black guy dude this black guy dude

[00:28:57] Just a diff just some guy doesn't work a blockbuster either just hangs out

[00:29:04] The source

[00:29:07] Yeah

[00:29:08] This the black guy that goes into rent need for speed and blockbuster tell the security guards to fuck off

[00:29:13] Just telling the security guards at his office job like yeah, you're a fucking loser

[00:29:18] Tim

[00:29:20] Yeah try and take my ass to fucking in school suspension what do it?

[00:29:25] You can't touch me you go to fucking jail

[00:29:31] You can't you're not a fucking fucking rent to cop

[00:29:34] John come on man, please just leave please leave man. Please just leave don't make us ban you from the whole building you're getting worse

[00:29:45] You're getting worse you said one thing and now you've completely regressed to being a 14 year old

[00:29:54] I'm just doing my sublime tabs

[00:29:57] I just downloaded some sublime tabs and I'm smoking cigarettes, dude. I got a lot of pressure at home

[00:30:04] Yeah, I think I'm gonna get my parents are splitting up

[00:30:06] My dad said that I can't do it, but when I go to ocean city this summer I'm getting a tom ring

[00:30:15] Even though I don't need pussy better kissing I was gonna be so good at kissing next year next summer when I turn 38

[00:30:23] I'm gonna be so good at kissing bitches and then again. I'm at this Ukrainian girl. M. R. Docs is

[00:30:31] She can get oh

[00:30:33] KB

[00:30:37] You guys are smoking mids dude this Ukrainian's got KB Ukrainian girl said she knows where to get KB

[00:30:43] What's KB kind bud bro? Come on. Oh, that's a Maryland thing. No, dude. It's clearly you don't smoke weed

[00:30:49] Kind but it's like what like hippies BC KB Wow dude BC. I know BC crondo

[00:30:55] This man doesn't know about weed check this shit out. That's fucking 1968 you spoke me at him

[00:31:01] There's no I don't there's a black guy that comes in don't say that on the fucking black guy

[00:31:06] No, don't say that on the podcast

[00:31:09] You said plenty of stuff about me on this podcast. Yeah, he says you can get a k-47 which is government's the government

[00:31:15] Shit, they're going to latte government. It's called white china

[00:31:22] I remember by white chinese people. I remember my friend Nate was trying to sell or actually my friend jj

[00:31:29] John

[00:31:30] A different guy was selling weed at some point in my life

[00:31:35] And he got all this weed that had like, you know when you'd be like dude look at the look at the strange

[00:31:40] Yeah, dude, look at the colors and it was like kind of orangey

[00:31:43] Yeah, he was like what do I call this like it's okay weed

[00:31:45] And I was like dude just call it like maryland red all right

[00:31:49] And then uh, and then some guy tried to sell him weed like he was like dude. I got this other guy's like dude

[00:31:54] I got this other batch. It's crazy and uh, and he was like, what's it called? He was like, Arizona green

[00:32:02] I'm a fertile state

[00:32:05] It's just completely selling in bullshit

[00:32:08] You ever saw weed? Yeah, I sold weed for

[00:32:10] What was it four months? Oh, that's right. Remember when adam was a fucking drug dealer?

[00:32:16] Mm-hmm. It's fucked up dude

[00:32:19] Well, I'll tell you what you can take you can place bets

[00:32:23] about

[00:32:24] How many abortions charliean had over the summer

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[00:32:31] But I just I told you I was in starbucks

[00:32:34] The other day and I

[00:32:36] Was just being like yeah, no he came in here and he said that uh, he said, you know, I overdid

[00:32:44] Ode in the bathroom like two years ago, but i'm rich now got my life together

[00:32:52] Yeah, he said he's rich he turned this shit around yeah, you know how rich people go to starbucks tell baristas how rich they are

[00:32:59] They live at the rich car with the rich carlton

[00:33:01] Mm-hmm. Yeah, anyways you can bet on whether or not that guy actually is not just overdosing at the rich carlton now

[00:33:08] Yep, because it's a new or even been to the rich carlton. He's ever even been to the rich carlton

[00:33:13] It's a new season of football. It's gonna happen last year. They took we when we found out

[00:33:20] It's football is kind of like breaking bed. It's a lot like early seasons

[00:33:25] Walter white was a hero. Yeah, I don't know if you know this but the first Super Bowl in

[00:33:32] 1960

[00:33:34] Mm-hmm. That's right

[00:33:38] It's just

[00:33:40] Six

[00:33:41] I think earlier, but I'm not sure I think maybe later no because there was the AF

[00:33:47] 3 and 7 pop into my head

[00:33:49] So it's probably three you split the difference. Okay. Okay. Let's say for 1964 Super Bowl three was the Jets, right?

[00:33:58] Shut up. We're not Joe name. We're not talking about that. Oh because the Baltimore Colts law. I'm not talking about Johnny you baby

[00:34:04] Johnny united, baby. What year is the first year? I think it's like

[00:34:09] 67 67 67 yeah 67 was my first thought but then I thought 63 so it's like well, it's probably in the middle

[00:34:17] Yeah

[00:34:18] Um, anyways, so in the early seasons a lot of people know this but the main character Vince Lombardi finds out he has cancer

[00:34:25] Yeah

[00:34:26] That's true. That's right. Mm-hmm. And he has to put money together for his bitch wife. Yeah, and she keeps yelling

[00:34:32] She's such a cunt. Yeah, she's a fucking who by the way a lot of people don't know this but Vince Lombardi's wife was also named Vince Lombardi

[00:34:40] Yeah, that's how they they met. Yeah, she was a woman named Vincent. Oh, yeah

[00:34:45] I would love to marry a woman with my dad. I'm reading he was like mama Mia. This is perfect

[00:34:51] I can get in your fucking Mary. Did this bitch? I don't even have to learn a different name

[00:34:59] You know, that's so true. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, we're gonna do a big contest and call it the Falcons Super Bowl

[00:35:09] Anyway, so he got cancer. He got cancer and the spaghetti cancer and to pay for it

[00:35:14] He had to do he's like right I'm gonna super I'm gonna invent football. Yeah to fucking

[00:35:20] Bet on and bet on it. Mm-hmm. And that's what that's where football gambling started as a Vince Lombardi trying to get

[00:35:28] A little rainy day money for his family, but as time goes on he starts creating more and more illegal gambling websites

[00:35:36] And becoming more of a piece of shit. Yep

[00:35:38] And that's kind of like kills support a Rican or something kills a Puerto Rican and that's kind of where the Mexican where football

[00:35:43] That's we're in season five of breaking bad

[00:35:47] So football is now it's right spring. It's racist. It's racist bald. It's got a goatee

[00:35:54] You're just waiting for the spin-off. Oh, yeah, right, you know, we're

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[00:36:53] Anyways, it's a new season Antonio Brown is on the Raiders and he's white now. No, that's what he is

[00:36:59] Yeah, I miss that he's still black. I think he's probably white dude

[00:37:04] Mr. Big chest mr. Big chest is white now, but he did get a bigger chest. He did double these double Beckham is now Chinese

[00:37:13] Whoa, that is true. They're not already went to Cleveland the paper smudged a bit. Yeah

[00:37:19] I think he's in Cleveland, but Antonio Brown is white. Oh, okay

[00:37:23] And andrew luck and they're changing his name to Antonio yellow

[00:37:27] People are like shouldn't be Antonio white and you're like, no, why?

[00:37:31] Right, right. That's why your racist. Why yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. Did you just assume his color?

[00:37:38] Mm-hmm because of his last I guess some white people with jaundice could be yellow

[00:37:42] Yeah, and a lot of white people have last name brown jaundice is a disease you get when you live in southern jersey your entire life

[00:37:49] Live there too long. You get jaundice. Yeah, you're too much moose a real

[00:37:53] Moo-tah. I got I'm jaundiced from not leaving philadelphia

[00:37:59] From not leaving the jersey suburbs of philadelphia

[00:38:03] I got jaundice in fucking cherry hill. I'm joined. Yeah. Yeah, I got jaundice. That's a joke Adam. I get it

[00:38:11] Add do you yeah because they say john and philadelphia. There you go

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[00:42:53] Is that coming even in business anymore? You probably get away with eastern motors. They're still around

[00:42:57] Yeah a couple my friends from high school

[00:42:59] Slinging autos for them. Yeah, if you're go buy a car from Justin Wells

[00:43:05] Here and tell him stop tell him stop. Thank you. He'll be very confused. The business model was so goddamn funny

[00:43:11] I know like let's tell somebody a may back on ninth chance credit

[00:43:18] Yeah, well look poor people need escalates

[00:43:23] Uh salute the eastern motors man great commercials

[00:43:27] I

[00:43:29] I'm sorry

[00:43:31] They had they would always do gas station. Oh, yeah

[00:43:35] That's a good chicken now brother

[00:43:37] And they got a stadium

[00:43:39] It's the Raven Stadium is rural farms

[00:43:43] No, but the former do actually not to do burns arena

[00:43:47] I don't remember what it was but it's now it's the royal farms arena downtown

[00:43:51] Good for them the chicken box

[00:43:53] That's what it's called

[00:43:55] And the listen if you were in Philadelphia on the 21st

[00:44:01] I will be there

[00:44:02] By tickets for that and then I'm in Fort Wayne, Indiana. What's the venue?

[00:44:07] That's called the cave. Yeah, you guys. There's a million venues in Philly

[00:44:11] It's good on my state. Just go to my website. Stop it. Is go to his website

[00:44:15] Go to his website. Stop it. Stop it. Biz slash tour

[00:44:18] I'm coming to Fort Wayne on the 27th

[00:44:21] Indianapolis on the 28th and Louisville on the 29th and I'm working on some other shit, baby

[00:44:25] I'm trying to I'm trying to be all over this great United States of ass fucker. Oh

[00:44:31] And thank you for everyone that came out to the shows in San Diego and LA

[00:44:37] Thank you, Revoked. Yeah, Nick and we've been getting a lot of emails from a lot of

[00:44:41] No, Nick doesn't have sex with Adam

[00:44:44] Thank you to all the members of the gay community that had sex with me

[00:44:48] I don't know. Yes. Somebody said somebody messaged me and they're like, yeah, I went to see Adam the other night

[00:44:53] And I saw him leaving with a guy

[00:44:55] Leaving with a guy. Yeah, they went into the guy's

[00:44:58] Car the backseat of his car. You know really Adam's room. No, I will reject you guys

[00:45:04] Adam got an uber and the driver got out and got the backseat with him

[00:45:09] Sex parked out front of you

[00:45:12] I will reject

[00:45:14] I will reject an uber if it's driven by a man. I know that

[00:45:17] I'm just telling you that I'm just telling you what I heard. I only do chick uber's. You know this about me

[00:45:23] Yeah, whatever man

[00:45:25] Nick's just reporting when he heard. Yeah, and uh also, you know, Nick

[00:45:29] You're once again, Nick Nick is always right, but yeah, Los Angeles. Yeah

[00:45:34] I want to sign up for that the girls only uber or whatever, but you just wear a dress and pretend to be trans

[00:45:40] They pick you off me like huh. Thanks for the ride sister

[00:45:43] Boy, it's hot out. You mind if I air out my penis

[00:45:48] And so sweaty from walking around in this dress. They're like, uh, you're the eighth guy who's done this

[00:45:54] Everyone thinks they're being hilarious

[00:45:58] I just need to be incredibly offensive to members of the trip. Do you mind if I draw my penis off in your hair?

[00:46:06] To say dry

[00:46:08] I'm just gonna dab

[00:46:10] Some cocks wet on your hair. Yeah, that's all right with you. Just us gals riding around town together

[00:46:19] Just a couple of sweaty cocks gals drawing each other's cocks off

[00:46:28] That's a good idea man. You should do that. Yeah, does that exist? Do they have girls only uber?

[00:46:32] Uh, they tried to do it. They tried to do it, but then like I don't know like some mra guy will always bring a discrimination lawsuit against them

[00:46:39] And then it's like there's not really defense of it damn. Yeah, they kind of operate on the premise that like

[00:46:46] People aren't going to sue them

[00:46:48] Right and little do they know

[00:46:50] If the whole point is you trying to do that so you don't get raped those guys will sue

[00:46:54] Well, you gotta say that I'll tell you what i'm not gonna go see this joker movie

[00:46:57] But it is funny seeing just the insane takes from fucking dipshit liberals about that movie what that it's bad

[00:47:04] Well, yeah, clara jeffrey being like seems odd that there's no mention of the irah shooting seems important seems kind of dangerous

[00:47:10] It doesn't take place in the 70s. Well, it takes place in like 1980, but the

[00:47:15] Placing I can't wait for the joker who has nothing to do with it. She's worried that the character will inspire more fucking mass shooting

[00:47:22] Oh my god

[00:47:23] Yeah, somebody responded to her and they were like hey not for nothing but

[00:47:28] James Holmes like did not identify with the joker. That's like a common misconception just because his hair was died

[00:47:34] He didn't and it shot up a bathroom. I heard jeffrey was like, uh, look at the way he was dressed and other things

[00:47:40] Etc and then and then somebody's like yeah, he didn't have makeup on he wasn't wearing a purple suit

[00:47:45] uh, the psychologist that interviewed him like

[00:47:48] Confirmed that he was not inspired by the joker and didn't identify with the character at all. Mm-hmm. Then she's like yeah

[00:47:55] I'm pretty sure those psychologists didn't interview him and then he links to an article. He's like, yeah, it's right here in the

[00:48:02] And then she's like, uh, this doesn't seem blocked block

[00:48:08] Damn you got a charger jewel Adam. Yeah, I got almost unplugged the recorder

[00:48:12] The charger's stupid vape pen in the middle of the which will kill you which good by the way the way dogs ball dogs have fake balls

[00:48:20] The vape will kill you the way pipe smokers. I want to die anyway

[00:48:24] The way pipe smokers actually live longer than everybody else. Oh, I bet you do pipe. Oh, oh

[00:48:30] Nick, Nick. Yeah, it's just bought a pipe, but he's been smoking pipe

[00:48:35] Pipes smoking culture, Nick

[00:48:37] Mm-hmm. Oh, are you gonna get okey here?

[00:48:41] It's gonna smell like

[00:48:43] Nick, I remember the pipe you smoked in Chinatown in that window this room was like a cherry smell

[00:48:48] That's pretty good and it smelled like damn my man is toking up right now, dude. Damn. You're really ripping that shit

[00:48:54] You don't inhale. You just it's like a cigar. You just do it for the flavor of the flavor, dude

[00:49:00] Hmm majestic

[00:49:02] Don't

[00:49:05] Don't blow that in my face. This will counteract the cancer you're getting from your vape pen. Yeah

[00:49:12] I the vape will kill you. It's not cancer. It's that it explodes right and blows your head up. No, it's like people are getting some weird mystery disease now

[00:49:20] Damn, that's oh shit

[00:49:23] Well can't wait. You should just not smoke anything, bro. Are you guys gonna be at least a little bit satisfied die first? Yeah, of course

[00:49:29] Thanks, of course try this. It's nice. Okay, but I'll give it a toke

[00:49:32] Yeah, you just you put on inhaled it. Yeah, you pull on it like like you're trying to drink a milkshake

[00:49:40] Damn that actually is nice dude. It's I'm telling you I like that more than cigars

[00:49:43] I used to smoke cigars because pipe tobacco pipe tobacco is dry tobacco. So it's like that literally I kind of like this

[00:49:49] It's nice. I'm telling you am I about to be a pipe guy. It seems stupid

[00:49:53] Yeah, it does but I tell you I put on like TV and I smoke in the apartment

[00:49:56] I don't give a shit damn because it smells nice. It smells better. It does smell nice

[00:50:00] Yeah, I would smoke a little fat mild cigars because I like them

[00:50:04] But that's like a little ochre of a little bit of a taste

[00:50:08] I think I'm gonna get back into who could dude like when I was 16

[00:50:11] Smoking a bite is great. I sit here and I like I watched

[00:50:15] I'm shocked at how much I enjoyed that little toke. It takes like it takes like, you know

[00:50:19] Fucking 20 minutes to smoke a whole bowl. That's nice and by the end you're like so relaxed

[00:50:24] Fuck it gives you like a body high. Am I about to be a pipe guy too?

[00:50:27] Don't be a pipe. I'm shocked at how nice that was dude

[00:50:31] Shut up dude. You fucking smoke a mango vapes and shit. They're not mango. They're mint flavor

[00:50:37] The mint flavor jewel everything too is like you can just put this down or go out by itself

[00:50:42] You can pick it back up

[00:50:43] Yeah, don't like you know, there's not smoke coming off of it. Yeah, that is nice. They're great

[00:50:48] No, I'm gonna I'm gonna buy like a huge

[00:50:50] Damn, that's not that was my word the thing. I did not like about cigars the aftertaste

[00:50:55] This tastes genuinely like pleasant on my mouth. It's really nice. Yeah, what is it like woody?

[00:51:00] Yeah, yeah, it's kind of sweet. I mean there's like a little chocolatey. Yeah

[00:51:05] Which you know I fuck with yeah, not in an artificial way. I mean they taste nice

[00:51:09] You have them with a coffee. You just said drink coffee smoke your pipe

[00:51:13] It's just and it's at the end of the day. It's fucking great dude. You get a book. I'm about to go to Greece

[00:51:18] I kind of want to become pipe Bobby cals. Yeah. Yeah, yeah

[00:51:22] I tell you what dude

[00:51:24] I you sit around you gain six seven hundred pounds

[00:51:28] And you you smoke the pipe you smoke it okay every single fucking day

[00:51:34] I tell you what it's great. My man needs advice dude. Yeah

[00:51:39] Oh, he doesn't need enough food. He's trying to get off food. He's trying to wean himself off food with cigars

[00:51:44] But it just ended up he's both. Yeah, that's that was me with jewel. I was like I was trying to stop cigarettes

[00:51:50] No, I just do both you do both. Yeah when I'm drunk. He I smoke siggie damn

[00:51:57] That sucks dude. Um and it just if you notice this the the pipe holder is the dog that

[00:52:03] Dasha stole from japan

[00:52:06] Yeah, she stole a lot of things

[00:52:09] Yeah

[00:52:11] Um, what we talk about how the pacific northwest was good. I had a nice. Thank you to everyone. I came out

[00:52:17] I did go for a hike. I had a beautiful time. I love it out there, man

[00:52:21] It's not the summertime in poreland's beautiful dude. I gotta tell fall in Portland is when it's not raining

[00:52:28] Yeah, that's the problem. It rains like every day there though

[00:52:31] Dude, there's like a three month window where that shit is beautiful. Yeah, I just I'm trying to go back to ireland

[00:52:38] I can't go to poreland because it's the antifuck you were going to pipe at our

[00:52:43] Do they honestly sort of do we should just go to ireland greece and then yeah, I guess the bank we should

[00:52:54] My family

[00:52:56] Chase is that's a new york institution. We're not from there as you might have

[00:53:01] guest

[00:53:03] We should just do like a week where it's a vacate like why don't we just go on random as vacations?

[00:53:09] No, it's expensive whatever dude. You already bought a house. We still need to buy a house

[00:53:13] That's sure my house is in greek town though, so it's affordable. Yeah, you could buy greek town house right now cash dude

[00:53:20] The house across the streets for sale. How much the brownstone 1.3. That's not bad. It's not bad

[00:53:25] It's three years like 1.8. Uh, I think it's three. Yeah, that's not bad

[00:53:29] Damn dude. The story is for a two unit was like and it was a piece of shit was like 1.6

[00:53:33] Brownstone brownstone the tax assessments fucking 6%

[00:53:38] Yeah, property taxes are okay in New York for a brownstone

[00:53:41] Yeah, I mean if you had like an apartment or whatever, it's like it's sasted like 40% of yeah, jesus

[00:53:47] Damn. Yeah

[00:53:49] Hmm. Yeah, that would be sick. That would be incredible. Just going over there smoking my pipe. Where's the rent?

[00:53:54] You boys got the rent or what? It's the 15th. All right. I'm going home. Oh fuck. I have to pay rent

[00:54:01] You can send me over to get the rent from them. Yeah, yeah, it's one of my inherent skills that I was born into

[00:54:08] Yep, your class

[00:54:10] Uh, a class of guy

[00:54:13] Yeah, my classic guy

[00:54:16] So what else yeah, I stayed in a hotel

[00:54:19] Yeah, uh in LA for one night and I say there because there was a pool

[00:54:25] And I like went downstairs with like my swimsuit no shirt and like flip flops

[00:54:31] Or like and a towel and I get there and it's just a fucking vegas dj club

[00:54:36] And it's just everyone's fucking jacked and likes like on blow and stuff

[00:54:41] And i was like in the middle of the day and I was like, I couldn't even go fucking swimming

[00:54:45] There's a pool like that in your Orleans where I went on acid one time two years ago

[00:54:49] And I was just looking to chill and we went early as shit

[00:54:52] And it just as the trip went kept going up

[00:54:55] It just kept getting more and more packed

[00:54:57] And there was like ladies with their titties out and there was just like

[00:55:00] jacked guys and like

[00:55:02] It was too much when I see a titty i'm not prepared for on acid dude

[00:55:07] It's so hard not to stare at tits when you're on drugs, dude when you're not on drugs. It's hard not to stare at it

[00:55:11] That's a good point. Yeah down at the rockaways is it's titty season dude girls don't wear tops there

[00:55:19] Interesting I went down there, but I went to the jakeabreeze beach

[00:55:23] Yeah

[00:55:24] That's the normal that's the no no it's yeah

[00:55:26] Well in jakeabreeze is like there are some titties no there are some titties out and if you walk down to fortill

[00:55:32] No, titty central it was families. It's families. Yeah. Yeah. It's yeah. It's family Adam goes non traditional families

[00:55:38] pervert beach the snicker i go i go i

[00:55:42] Go out to see how far out i can swim into the ocean before the lifeguard y'all

[00:55:48] That's titties for me

[00:55:51] Being yelled at

[00:55:53] Spong your pipes on my own

[00:55:56] I so i can't wear my glasses obviously if i'm like at the beach swimming and stuff

[00:56:01] So I saw there was this dude that walked past us and he had you looked at his cock

[00:56:05] He was like he had the perfect body and i was like i was like i think my friend that i was with was like look at that guy

[00:56:10] He's got a fucking perfect body

[00:56:12] And then this girl walks past us like 10 minutes later and she's like i think

[00:56:17] Polynesian or something, but she had maybe the best the best breast i've ever seen in my entire life

[00:56:23] Oh, yeah, I know the absolute best, but I did not my glass. Yeah, I know her

[00:56:28] I didn't know my glasses on so like we've met she went for a swim and so I went oh she went she went for a swim

[00:56:34] So if i swim to respectfully just you know see

[00:56:39] Respectfully and then the another life the guy followed a nude woman into the ocean

[00:56:43] And another life you would absolutely be on this flight. I didn't have my glasses

[00:56:48] You were fucking absolutely the kind of guy that always shut up. Jeffrey's got it. Jeffrey's got a plane

[00:56:54] Oh, shut up with 14 year olds. Well to be fair. Woody Allen in his movies talks about fucking 16 year olds

[00:57:00] Yeah, that's Adam. She was 17

[00:57:02] And no

[00:57:04] Nine man hadn't his friend is bragging. He's like oh, yeah

[00:57:07] He's like max they were 16

[00:57:09] Let me finish the story so I get into the water and then like I jump under a wave

[00:57:13] I turn around no I turn around and then the guy with the perfect body

[00:57:17] She has like her legs wrapped around him. They're basically fucking in the water. I'm like, okay

[00:57:21] That's exactly like how you just told the story about me in that girl. No, it wasn't you

[00:57:26] It was this it was this dude that I

[00:57:29] I

[00:57:30] He might have had like a 20 pack of abs. I've never seen anyone look like that

[00:57:35] Damn. Yeah, but it definitely felt incredibly were you more jealous of her or of him

[00:57:41] Of for what his body just say

[00:57:44] Were you more jealous of her or of him? I was jealous of him

[00:57:48] for being able to

[00:57:50] Fuck to have a beautiful girlfriend almost had you with a jedi mind trick. No, it wasn't didn't work on me

[00:57:56] Yeah, we got a couple of jedi's coming. Oh

[00:58:02] Listen, Nick. I'm trying to navigate single life right now. Okay. Yeah, this happens

[00:58:07] I look at no, it didn't

[00:58:09] Have a couple weeks ago and it was you know, there were breasts all around me

[00:58:14] So you're so the way you were trying to navigate it was by

[00:58:17] I just I did have my swimming into her. I was gonna go into the water anyway, and I didn't have my glasses

[00:58:22] I'm sorry. I don't have my glasses. Oh, you're making a circle

[00:58:27] Man, I'm sorry. I've sucked on your daughter's

[00:58:31] I don't have my glazy

[00:58:34] I was looking for my friend jeffy's plane

[00:58:39] I was trying to get on jeffy's plane. I would not ride that plane. She was of age you would have written a plane

[00:58:45] I wouldn't have been on you

[00:58:47] Would have been on the plane

[00:58:49] Damn, I'm kind of like the fact that that guy did not fuck with the Joker is crazy

[00:58:55] Everyone thinks that James Holmes. I think he has a bit about it

[00:58:59] No, I know but that's news to me that he's not a joker. I didn't know that until

[00:59:03] I didn't know that I didn't know that either, but I mean, it's like why the hair

[00:59:08] You can't I mean if you're like a fucking presumably you run a goddamn magazine. Yeah. No, she should know that of course

[00:59:14] Somebody's like oh, yeah, by the way. I mean even like clarity always takes as anybody you should just be like oh fuck

[00:59:21] I didn't know that. Yeah, that's the way out of that be like oh damn really

[00:59:25] Wow, that's great. That's fucking crazy. Everyone thought that I know everyone thought that but it's not being like, uh,

[00:59:30] This is fuck your shut up. You're trolling me stop trolling me. Just shut up. Yeah. Oh

[00:59:38] Turn your location on but it says from the Kremlin. Sorry. I gotta go feed yogurt to my daughter who said trump raped

[00:59:44] her

[00:59:45] Said trump's killing democracy. What is it? What's that dumb thing?

[00:59:48] I don't know. Oh, she's one of those people that she turned to her daughter

[00:59:52] She turned me and said mommy is america dying

[00:59:56] What yeah on the inauguration or something?

[00:59:59] It's like shut up. No, she didn't bitch. Yeah, that didn't happen

[01:00:03] That didn't happen. Maybe your daughter thinks she's the joker. Yeah, no that claira jefford tweets fucking great

[01:00:08] I'm walking in Phoenix is my favorite actor. I want to see it, but it's yeah, no

[01:00:14] People are upset about it because he's so talented for incels or whatever

[01:00:18] Which is so what's so funny about like a lot of representation arguments is that like everybody should like initially

[01:00:23] It's like everybody should be able to see themselves reflected in media and it's like good

[01:00:27] Yeah, that makes sense, but now it's like except the people I don't like they should not have anything

[01:00:32] There should not be which is like the argument that fucking like those incels were made. Can you not be?

[01:00:38] Yeah, can you not make shinlers list because it's representation for nazis?

[01:00:42] I guess I don't know. Is that the argument?

[01:00:43] I mean if you if you're seriously arguing that like oh the joker movie is dangerous because like the people that i'll identify it with it

[01:00:50] Like there should not be entertainment for guys that are like, you know faggots

[01:00:54] I wish people respected me for acting like a little lose. Yeah, exactly. Yeah for being a mentally ill psycho

[01:01:04] Yeah, you know the girls don't like me. Yeah, it's just it's more than it's like why the fuck are we making another fucking joker movie

[01:01:12] Shit is stupid. Well, I thought it's like yeah

[01:01:15] I mean who is really for is for people that have been consuming nothing but baby movies for the last 15 years to feel like they're growing up

[01:01:22] Yeah, well, yeah, right. I feel like this is a real movie. It's supposed to be like king of comedy

[01:01:27] Well, it's yeah king of comedy. Yeah, it's even got the king of comedy and taxi driver or both like

[01:01:33] Explicit like in for sure movie, but it's like just go watch those movies exactly

[01:01:38] Why are we watching why are you making a shitty version of two better movies?

[01:01:44] No, I don't like comic book shit. I watch all that shit on the plane. I watched the the endgame on the plane

[01:01:50] Yeah, I mean Joaquin agreed to do it because he wanted to do a character that's not black or white

[01:01:55] But you're somewhere in the gray shades of gray loves and it's like is that what he said that shouldn't be a challenge

[01:02:03] Right, I mean all actors in real life all actors

[01:02:07] fucking dumbass comic book

[01:02:09] I know that's not there's no fucking nuances. I recently

[01:02:12] The whole point of the fucking characters

[01:02:14] He's just a dumbass evil guy with no why the fuck do we need to know where the Joker fucking came from? That is so stupid

[01:02:21] I recently rewatched the movie. He made with kc. Affleck. I'm still here

[01:02:25] Whatever funny because they frame him is like oh, it's a one of the comedian that went crazy and he's a criminal

[01:02:30] But it's like it would make more sense if he was a failed actor

[01:02:33] Like I there's millions of failed comedians. They just walk dogs

[01:02:37] They don't have any ability is the creek in the movie

[01:02:44] Yeah

[01:02:46] Yeah, he's at the creek freaking out at the 4 p.m. My god

[01:02:50] It ends with him interning at legion of skanks

[01:02:53] And he's with him getting him and his all of his friends taking turns having stomach cancer and doing each other's benefits

[01:02:58] Yeah, they're go from me

[01:03:01] That's how fuck yeah

[01:03:03] That's how the real Joker. It's Todd Phillips, right?

[01:03:06] Mm-hmm. That's weird. It'll be great. I mean I'm interested in

[01:03:10] Creek Burve

[01:03:14] I thought maybe I do fucking crimes

[01:03:18] Just how easily you could not get mugged by them

[01:03:23] Just open and slap them. I want to see New York burn

[01:03:31] I'm sorry. I thought it was free slurpee day

[01:03:33] Yeah, I haven't eaten I'd have an ad of sandwich in a week

[01:03:38] Sometimes I think some of those creek guys could be mass shooters if they didn't find a home

[01:03:43] In comedy no, they would have done that instead like it's like you fail out of being the Joker into becoming a comedian

[01:03:51] Yes, that was never in the cards for you. Then you're like well, maybe I'm the maybe I'm the guy that laughs it all off

[01:03:58] No, you're not that either. Yeah, you're just a fucking abject loser. Yeah, you're sorry, man

[01:04:03] You got horrible cards. Yeah, you suck

[01:04:07] Just go find a woman that's mentally only correct way that deals with you and having a steady child

[01:04:15] Maybe be a good father maybe cycle

[01:04:20] Just leave the world at a net zero doesn't have to be a positive. Yeah, just don't do any harm zero

[01:04:27] That's all it's a win. Oh, yeah

[01:04:29] Get fucked up off beers all the time who cares? I'm getting fucked up off beers

[01:04:36] I tell you there's one thing I love it's getting fucked up off off off beers

[01:04:42] Getting fucked up off it

[01:04:45] Um, what were we talking about?

[01:04:47] Joker did you ever see Todd Phillips first movie the gg on documentary now it rocks

[01:04:53] Um, who's excited about india pakistan the are they gonna war?

[01:04:57] Uh, yeah, I'm soon sick. Yeah, so they got nukes too. Yeah both of them sick wait for real is that happening?

[01:05:04] Yeah, that's so metal that it's been a threat for a while. I know didn't it like six months ago something popped off

[01:05:10] Well, it's been years. It's been like and yeah, I believe now. Yeah, I mean now it's like

[01:05:15] They just got ronnie james dio. So now they're ready to

[01:05:19] Go like step it up do some metal shit drop some nukes that would be so fucking gay dude if there was nuclear war

[01:05:25] It would be really gay. Yeah

[01:05:28] That would suck

[01:05:30] Fuck it's now. I wouldn't care if they nuked each other. Yeah, who cares?

[01:05:35] That would fuck up the whole world. I mean a little bit

[01:05:39] And then who knows maybe are there a second and all you can't you have to be careful about like

[01:05:44] Where you're getting your fucking samosas for like yeah, that's true

[01:05:48] Who's to say somebody doesn't just slip a fucking nuke. It's on the other side. It's on the other side of the planet

[01:05:54] I'm somebody might sneak a nuke. No, it would be bad for the rest of the yeah like bengladesh will get fall out america

[01:06:01] Once you get Nepal would be fine

[01:06:04] No, man. What does it just once nukes are flying someone will fucking see if nukes in our arsenal that could end the world

[01:06:10] Right sure like a small million. They don't have those right. We have more than anybody. They don't have those though

[01:06:15] No idea. They got pussy ass nukes, right? I bet you they could fuck some shit. They got a Hiroshima stuff

[01:06:20] I don't know if they have a

[01:06:21] Thermonuclear which are like those the big ones. Yeah, they're more Russia's got their multi stage

[01:06:28] Like missiles that or or bombs bombs or missiles. They fucking

[01:06:33] It's like not because so the atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki those were both like

[01:06:39] uh fission bombs

[01:06:41] And then the hydrogen bomb which was invented a decade later it uses a fission reaction to create a fusion reaction

[01:06:48] And a fusion reaction like it's like completely fuck shit up. Yeah, it's like 15 like like

[01:06:55] I don't know. Yeah, just look at h bomb videos. Do you know what they have?

[01:06:59] Well, the windy impact is doing. I don't know. I don't know enough about that was suck

[01:07:03] Arsenal, but Russia has some six you know Russian fuck that satan to missile. It's called satan

[01:07:08] It's called satan that ras that is great man. It can destroy all of taxes

[01:07:13] Just like on impact. Yeah, and we have no way of stopping it. We gotta send them girlfriends

[01:07:20] Do we have shit we could do to them? Yeah, we have I think I don't know

[01:07:23] I guess it's probably what still the miniman to was the last after after like the arms race stopped like development went more into

[01:07:31] Like atmospheric bombs like that gayest bomb of all time

[01:07:35] And uh, you know that kind of shit daisy cutters. Yeah bunker busters

[01:07:40] Dude, we gotta send india and pagasan girlfriend so they don't go to roll out. Yeah, get them some pussy

[01:07:47] Let's get listen if they all get girlfriend. That's how we get if you make only fans girls veterans

[01:07:53] That's how we get that we stop this we gotta send every girl with the only fans

[01:07:57] You need to get 10 india

[01:07:59] Blackest

[01:08:02] Just send them

[01:08:03] Jack you jacking off

[01:08:05] Didn't come out mia kaleef and made like three thousand dollars in the morning

[01:08:08] Yeah, the miniman three is the only one we have in service

[01:08:12] Russia's gonna fuck us dude. Those are only seven million dollars each

[01:08:15] Really? Yeah, I could buy one dude. I mean not right now. Yeah, no, it would be cool if the second

[01:08:22] Yeah

[01:08:24] How would you get it in the sky

[01:08:27] It's all self-contained. It's a fucking as long as you have a bomb as long as you have a silo

[01:08:31] Do you have a missile it's an intercontinental ballistic missile?

[01:08:34] I

[01:08:36] CBM dude. Yeah

[01:08:38] Launch that shit. He's fucking paper straws. Yeah, that sucks. Yeah

[01:08:45] That shit's limber than your dick right now brother. Miniman right now. It is ready because I'm with guys with a moments notice

[01:08:52] I really hope some nukes don't get because once a nuke is out there, bro. Yeah shit changes

[01:08:58] It is the scariest thing on earth. I guess yeah

[01:09:00] I guess it's because we only have like sub-launched missiles now that's where like development went

[01:09:05] But yeah, I mean I don't fuck this is shit that I would like read about when I was like 11

[01:09:10] Yeah, you know and I thought it was awesome. Yeah

[01:09:13] Yeah, you like weapons. Yeah

[01:09:15] Did you like that show with that guy from full metal jacket?

[01:09:19] snafu

[01:09:21] Wasn't it like it was like on teal see or something. Yeah, it was a male call. It was a male call male call. Yeah

[01:09:26] Yeah

[01:09:27] With uh, Arlie Erme. Arlie Erme. Heads up faggot. We got new missiles. We're talking about today

[01:09:35] Was he in the world? This ain't ahernalia

[01:09:37] He was he was

[01:09:40] Like, okay, Arlie. We're gonna have you scale it back a bit. No slurs, army. Yeah, you could shout still

[01:09:45] I'm gonna cut off your ass and fuck it in front of your son

[01:09:50] We don't write in and tell us what your favorite episode was

[01:09:53] I

[01:09:56] All right, Peter the legend. Yeah, he was awesome

[01:09:59] I love stories like that like fucking kuberk was like yeah

[01:10:04] We need a guy to consult on like what drill sergeants are like and then just like oh just being

[01:10:09] You just you wrong

[01:10:12] That he spent like years just in fucking I don't know where is it?

[01:10:17] Paris Island the river the fuck those guys go. I don't know to do marine kindergarten

[01:10:23] Yelling it though. Yeah. Yeah, that's just easy. Yeah, I call it kindergarten. Oh, you didn't yeah, baby

[01:10:29] I thought it's by San Diego. Isn't that where the marines are?

[01:10:33] I don't know man. Whatever. Don't think you go to Paris Island

[01:10:38] Sounds French. Hey, it's in France

[01:10:40] No, I always said it was weird that they trained the marines in France, but

[01:10:47] Yeah, they teach them the art of seduction

[01:10:53] Dropping suck my penis cadet drop and eat my ass out

[01:11:00] Paris Island

[01:11:03] Is that in Texas Paris, Texas? That's a place, isn't it? Yeah

[01:11:06] Where is Paris Island? We say a random little ass city where they have like one Gucci store or something

[01:11:13] Uh, yeah, it's in north

[01:11:16] I don't fucking say a place called

[01:11:18] Yeah, people like to go do instagrams there. Yeah

[01:11:26] Yeah, Paris Island, huh? South Carolina

[01:11:30] Oh, it's an SC. Damn. I wish I had gone to boot camp and then quit. It seems like it would have been fun

[01:11:35] To be there for how long just to say fuck you to the drill sergeant? No, not even I would do all the work and stuff

[01:11:42] It would be fun. Why would you quit then? Uh, because being in the military is gay

[01:11:50] That sounds like a really like a huge voice to sign. Yeah, it's bad. Can you just quit? I thought don't you sign a contract or something?

[01:11:56] Oh, yeah, you can't just quit. You have to get medically discharged for being psycho

[01:12:01] Yeah, mm-hmm

[01:12:03] You just keep watching the fucking

[01:12:05] You just keep watching suicide squad over and over again. Yeah, just the parts with fucking Jared let out dude

[01:12:11] Yeah

[01:12:12] Until they discharge you weren't there. He only had like five minutes of screen time people got mad about it

[01:12:16] He got mad about it. He got people didn't give issues

[01:12:19] No, I think people were like spent three years in like the meat like feeding stories of the media about how he's eating his own

[01:12:26] Yeah

[01:12:28] Crazy he was

[01:12:31] Conno is in the movie for one scene

[01:12:33] You know being like I'm gonna shock your dick

[01:12:40] R.I.P. to Heath. Yeah, the true Joker

[01:12:43] I'm they should just let every actor who wants to play the joke at this point. I think that should be like taking the tarot's twitter account

[01:12:53] Shouts out dude. That's ingenious

[01:12:55] They take figured out a way to not only basically do what fucking jerry does but like you do it for them

[01:13:01] Mmm. You just log in and just tweet your best tweets on their account. It kind of makes me sad sometimes

[01:13:07] How excited some people are yeah some people are like probably call their parents

[01:13:12] Make sure to follow me on my regular account and then just the number doesn't move

[01:13:17] 12 people follow mom dad. I'm doing unpaid work for Kigadaro

[01:13:22] Yeah, I know he's suck it is so pathetic. It's yes. It honestly does make me sad. Yeah, it's a bummer

[01:13:29] I am so much happier as a guy that does nothing

[01:13:34] at all

[01:13:35] Yeah

[01:13:36] Yeah

[01:13:37] It is

[01:13:39] I mean

[01:13:40] Being I love being on the road shouldn't like I started the more shows and I'm trying to write

[01:13:44] Yeah, but it sucks. I love being working. So doing the show sucks, but being on the road is great. Yeah

[01:13:50] I mean, I yeah, I miss that I miss being in hotels and miss fucking like acting like a dickhead in the hotel

[01:13:55] Yeah, yeah, yeah in the airport. I like acting like a fucking child once you're in an airport

[01:14:01] There's no rules brother. I'm eating checks mix for breakfast. Yeah, I'm having beef jerky and Oreos

[01:14:07] Yeah

[01:14:09] The Hudson news

[01:14:14] Yeah, is it still running. Oh, it's still running. It's all right. Oh, it's still running

[01:14:19] Oh, it's still I'm gonna be joking. I'm gonna take a shit. I'm gonna have sex with a man with a guy

[01:14:29] This is Paul Giamatti

[01:14:31] I am the Joker

[01:14:35] Does everybody want to hear a joke

[01:14:39] Yeah, just Vin Diesel is the Joker. I would love to see that. That's my problem with the Joker

[01:14:44] He hasn't really done about it about clown family

[01:14:53] There should be a Latino Joker. Mm-hmm. Is the entire cast of fast and furious getting out of one car

[01:15:05] Damn, oh, Michelle Roger he goes to be mean to me wall. Yeah, sex with her

[01:15:09] Is she a lesbian? Probably

[01:15:11] She seems she's got Leslie vibes. She's at least by

[01:15:16] You probably have to be a real alpha to have sex with her real alpha. You gotta be like Dominic Torino. That's right

[01:15:23] Who beat the guy who killed lady, but why do you go to jail? He beat up a guy who killed his dad

[01:15:29] Yeah, some guy like clipped his dad's car fishtail this car while right racing and he

[01:15:35] Pummeled him with a range. Yeah

[01:15:37] Yeah, he's like this is what he looks like now. He's a mental retard

[01:15:43] He's retarded. Damn. You should go to jail, man

[01:15:48] Yeah, no, it's still not my dad's car

[01:15:52] I still drive his car

[01:15:54] It's just saying he made him retarded like him

[01:15:56] that is a that's like a

[01:15:59] Days of thunder about a

[01:16:01] You know like about a he's the best. He's already got the helmet too

[01:16:05] Days of thunder. Yeah, if you make like a movie where it's like you find out that this guy's a retard is the best driver

[01:16:12] There is mmm. Mmm. Robert of all coaching him. You have to coach

[01:16:17] It's not about that son. You can have the cookies. You just got to finish the race first

[01:16:21] There'll be plenty of cookies. Eat as soon as the race is over. You gotta calm down go slow

[01:16:27] Some training montage. I'm telling you Sparky. You're twisting the audio drum

[01:16:32] But doing this a long time

[01:16:35] His time cruise like the best driver Robert Duvall really selling that yeah

[01:16:40] Tortor retard Tom Cruise is the best driver, but he drives California style. Oh, he's he's a with fries in the burrito stories

[01:16:47] He's an indie racer and he can ever become

[01:16:51] Famous because he's not an andretta or whatever. So he gets in the name. He just switches the NASCAR right

[01:16:57] Uh-huh because he's like which seems easy. I want to make a name for myself. Yeah. Yeah

[01:17:03] I'm tired of not being cool

[01:17:07] Because that's the movie where you met Michael

[01:17:12] Oh, yeah, I'm pretended to have sex with her. It's a car racing boy

[01:17:17] Why don't you race that car into my ass

[01:17:19] You want it, why don't you get in that car and drive it into my ass

[01:17:30] Hell yeah, dude. Yeah, I was laughing pretty hard imagining an aggressively gay Michael Roker the other day

[01:17:38] Yeah, why don't you fuck me in my ass you boy

[01:17:42] Miss Mississippi burning

[01:17:44] Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. That's so good the shit

[01:17:49] Your officers are in the KKK and they're going around forcing people to fuck them in the ass

[01:17:58] Let me tell you something. This is Mississippi. We don't need a federal government coming down here and telling anybody how to live their life

[01:18:09] That would be awesome, dude

[01:18:11] Yeah, just forcing it be burning, but it's a budget like a secret gay society. Yeah, okay, kk

[01:18:18] That's forcing forcing civil rights workers and desautomizing them. Yep to get topped by them. Yeah

[01:18:26] I'm gonna do that dude. Those boys cause this problem sounds coming down here

[01:18:31] Listen, I'm from a little time like this. I just get fucked in my ass every day

[01:18:37] They come down here with a big juicy nomen Cox

[01:18:39] You know

[01:18:41] You want to know why I moved away from Mississippi

[01:18:44] Everybody kept wanting me to fuck them in the ass

[01:18:48] You ain't from around here no more

[01:18:52] You were city slick like the rest of

[01:18:59] Goddamn it. Fuck me in my ass

[01:19:02] Come here, sugar lips

[01:19:04] Why don't you come here and smooch me on the lips?

[01:19:06] So I suppose we're on the cock sugar lips

[01:19:11] Goddamn it. I'm a baby. Goddamn it. I'm a baby

[01:19:15] I'm a fucking big tits baby

[01:19:23] About that shit all the time

[01:19:25] Is based on a baby with giant tits my tits are so goddamn swollen. Oh

[01:19:42] Shit well well folks. Yeah, why don't you come out and see us at funny moms?

[01:19:47] I'm serious at funny moms. It is calm down calm dot town to check to see if shirts are restocked the last shipment got fucked up

[01:19:55] Oh, that sucks. And so I'm waiting on that to eventually show up

[01:19:59] But the shirts will be real stock soon as well as new designs now that I got some free time

[01:20:03] I can sit down and draw some shell. Yeah, this month funny moms is the 16th 23rd and 30th

[01:20:08] So we're we were off this Monday and next Monday. We're off again

[01:20:11] But then it's the last three Mondays of the month. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And uh, what I'm it. That's it. Bye