Cum Town | Regular | 10/09/2019
[00:00:00] Welcome welcome you motherfuckers to the pussy parade
[00:00:05] It is me robe miss dr. Pussy the robot king of
[00:00:11] You didn't come where are we ready to go we're gonna recording. Yes stops doing a robot that has a parade
[00:00:18] Damn did you derail dr. Pussy the robot and you fucking had a bush leak well
[00:00:27] Make an I just saw the Joker oh Nick you went as well. Yeah, we both did
[00:00:32] Damn, dude. I guess we have to go do the chop-o thing after yeah
[00:00:35] We're gonna we're gonna do but you know this is these are gonna be the fresh takes fresh takes
[00:00:40] They're gonna get the second hand takes um first of all hands down awesome really. Yeah, it's okay. Yeah, it's really good
[00:00:48] Yeah, I mean you can you like if you know obviously you could point out flaws in the movie or whatever if you wanted to there's a lot of
[00:00:57] But it's I don't understand how you could sit down and watch that movie and not enjoy it interesting. Yeah
[00:01:05] It's it's fucking tense when it needs to be tense. It's really funny sometimes unintentionally the violence has done really well
[00:01:11] What what redeems it is like you like people forget the Todd Phillips is a very funny comedy director
[00:01:17] So the times when that movie needs to be funny. It's like really fucking fun. Yeah, there are a couple little like sight gags
[00:01:24] Yeah, it's a piece that are very funny. You can laugh at your penis
[00:01:28] Yeah, they showed my penis a couple times that would be that would make a whole kind of a rule of three the first time
[00:01:33] It was funny the second time not so much
[00:01:36] The third time. Yeah, it works like a job does where you can laugh at it for being dumb
[00:01:40] But it's ultimately still funnier than you and that's what those moments do it elevates the movie about like above the criticism from like
[00:01:48] Boring people they're like oh this is you know interesting dumb for whatever reason, but anyways point number two. It's about Adam
[00:02:01] You were whispering to will some things that he was laughing at and I said what are you saying will wouldn't repeat them
[00:02:11] It's 100% out of that's awesome one the haircut for sure
[00:02:18] The same not getting pussy yeah, right I don't know
[00:02:22] Like just this the juggernaut pussy no looking up to courage for six months to finally do a comedy club. Yeah
[00:02:29] Thinking he did a lot better than he did. That's not true either
[00:02:33] That's what happens dancing around his apartment imagining being dipped by a man
[00:02:41] Yeah, there was a little sounds a lot like you actually I haven't seen it then the real fear
[00:02:45] I haven't seen getting it to bed with your mother
[00:02:48] He is his mother. Yeah, he's a good son. It's so much sizing about having interactions with black people
[00:02:54] It wasn't about any black person was by the love interest. Yeah, it's it's the movie was totally Adam being like
[00:03:04] I saw this a black lady on the train and she was like all about me or whatever and then it turns out that was
[00:03:10] Lie that he came up with well there's a difference between a lie and a hallucination
[00:03:15] Okay, I wouldn't say that someone that is schizophrenic is lying all the time. I know you would
[00:03:22] They're fucking liars. Yeah, the only Joker I've ever identified with is the I'm the Joker baby
[00:03:29] Who is still I think the greatest Joker. Well, what about that guy that sings karaoke and like Santa Cruz or whatever?
[00:03:35] Oh, yeah, that guy's gay. Is he yeah, that guy sucks. I've only seen him. I've only seen a video of him doing it
[00:03:43] Yeah, I know I loved it. I love the two
[00:03:46] There was like the draft house did some gay ass documentary about the Joker before the movie
[00:03:52] And I really did not put me in a good mood to see the movie and the movie completely suppressed my expectations
[00:04:02] They didn't do any of the searching everyone was being searched elsewhere
[00:04:06] That real I don't know so if you and we hear they went through her bag
[00:04:10] You heard it from Nick guys if you have a gun you can bring it to the go to the draft house
[00:04:14] But I was yeah, I thought it'd be real tight screen
[00:04:17] He just like I could shave my mustache but leave my beard and get like a whole bunch
[00:04:21] Just decked out and like just super muslim shit
[00:04:24] And then get like searched on the way and be like why cuz he saw because I'm a Muslim
[00:04:31] Because I'm a Muslim man. You don't trust me to go into the movie theater
[00:04:36] They're like no, it's because you're white
[00:04:38] It's the Joker movie it's like Muslims can do whatever they want in here to this one is that's not you for this one
[00:04:46] Just dressing up like a Joker and going through the airport and be like oh cuz I'm a white man
[00:04:54] Flying is the Joker it's a great move. Oh, yeah, I mean you could do anything ask the Joker. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna vote for Trump is the Joker
[00:05:01] I'll be waiting in line. Yeah, I'm gonna go normally
[00:05:08] About to vote for chaos in the ballad in the ballad by when you're in there, you know, you just go home the Joker, baby
[00:05:23] Harley Quinn movie where it's like Harley Quinn and like four women Margarabi. It's literally like a
[00:05:29] They immediately had to make girl Joker dude
[00:05:32] So how much how successful guy Joker wasn't like oh, oh we messed up the formula
[00:05:37] But it's not even that they took the one from the it's the woman from the Jared led it like it's a simultaneous
[00:05:48] Would be if that just tank just makes zero dollars. I don't know dude
[00:05:52] I think women can be incredibly chaotic
[00:05:54] Chaotic perhaps I think they can but like again they wanted this when Captain Marvel came out
[00:06:01] They said the way this we want to have the battleground for this dumb cultural dispute should be
[00:06:10] That's the bellwether of who's winning the culture. What a terrible time to be
[00:06:16] So for the faggot in cell movie to make you know, yeah break every box office record
[00:06:24] No, it was like Warner Brothers PR like drum that up and it fucking worked. They fucking absolutely work
[00:06:30] Yeah, because before this I thought I thought I was gonna see it because I see all these dumbass movies
[00:06:35] Yeah, I didn't think it was gonna be good. I thought it was gonna be like just joke
[00:06:41] You can you can know you look do you really not know it's walking?
[00:06:47] That's right. That's right. Yeah, I mean, you know, it's not like you're only really that was a meme move. That was a
[00:06:52] Me that was a me. I'm not Adam. It was not it was not you were doing it Adam
[00:06:56] What first of all I would never steal a bit. I'm telling on myself. Okay
[00:07:00] Second of all, I know that's not not the Adam's doing the bit that I'm saying the word wrong
[00:07:04] I know I would if I stole bit I would at least be funny is what I'm saying
[00:07:09] It's not I'm saying it wasn't a stolen bit. It was a mispronunciation. You do that to try and be funny
[00:07:16] Yesterday and I space cats is deli they have walking Phoenix and it's about
[00:07:24] The movie is where they just show that like tight shot of where he wrote in his notebook
[00:07:27] The worst part about mental illness is people expect to have expect you to act like you don't have it or whatever
[00:07:31] Yeah, we're supposed to be like a non like yeah people don't take mental illness seriously
[00:07:35] Anyways, here's a movie about how they paint themselves as clown
[00:07:42] Okay, I guess that's what that point is
[00:07:45] Yeah, that's the other thing Nick and I were talking about in the car is like the like the gay like lefty Twitter
[00:07:51] Politics take on the movie that was actually about subversive politics and not just some so it
[00:07:57] Like a couple of Joker and kill people people have been taking that position Thomas Wayne is the bad guy in the movie
[00:08:03] Oh, it's so his mom's crazy and his mom tells him that he's actually Thomas Wayne's son
[00:08:10] You don't know if like he just did some rich people shit and had her thrown in and saying this I don't
[00:08:15] Oh, so wait, is he actually or it doesn't matter. It really doesn't matter. Yeah. Yeah, it's just brother
[00:08:24] Yeah, it's that matter that's cool. That's family. Do I want to see the movie now?
[00:08:28] I mean, I do but I really want to yeah, but anyway, but like that whole interpretation work is like a parallel or whatever
[00:08:35] Because I mean it is supposed to be about urban crime in New York
[00:08:39] 80s in the 80s up until the 90s it reached a boiling point in the 90s and in the 90s
[00:08:44] They're like okay, Rudy was like let's just be as racist as yeah
[00:08:47] Yeah, let's throw them all in jail and put Eminem stores everywhere. Let's fucking put babies in jail for a shop
[00:08:53] But yeah, but anyway that whole interpretation that will like discourse about how it's actually about Antifa is
[00:09:01] Just completely like how would it be about it?
[00:09:04] It's it's not but people accepted that with like that loose observation with fucking dark night rises
[00:09:10] Well that I heard that was actually about Antifa. Oh really?
[00:09:14] Because dark night right here. I heard it was occupy. Sorry
[00:09:18] I forgot the thing I heard a really fucking gay man say that a bunch. Yeah
[00:09:22] Who ripped or any just died you shouldn't be saying that about him no
[00:09:44] Damn it Larry. I'm the gay Joker. I'm not Larry. I'm the Joker baby. Oh
[00:09:53] Yeah, rip rip Taylor just died to be to go to heaven and be with his lover rip torn
[00:10:00] Take turns yeah, tinker Taylor Taylor Taylor
[00:10:02] Gaze sex game we play called Tinker Taylor Taylor rip rip my ass and tear my ass
[00:10:14] Damn what damn that's right a rip torn did die. Yeah, most famously known for ending every jackass film. Yeah. Yeah
[00:10:21] That's true. I don't get shot my dick. You can touch my penis
[00:10:25] He was just gay and he threw glitter at the ends. Yeah, yeah, I did. What do you do before that for real?
[00:10:32] I think he hosted he hosted comedy shows. I think he was like a host
[00:10:37] I feel like he was on Hollywood squares, but I'm not gonna show no that's a Bruce Valange Bruce Valange
[00:10:42] Yeah, there's an even gay or older guy than that you got match game on TV, which I like I don't like I get guys named Roy Cohn
[00:10:55] Yeah, there's scenes in the movie where he's like just dancing around with his like just a feminine body being like everybody's making fun of me
[00:11:10] That's not how I act everybody wants to laugh at me and nobody wants to laugh with me. He doesn't get pussy ever
[00:11:19] Yeah, I get pussy. There's no Harlequin
[00:11:21] There's a black woman that lives in his building that he stalks and then he has like a fever dream
[00:11:25] She's from the show Atlanta. She's hot where they're dating. Oh, she is. Yeah, it's Zoe's all Zanzu
[00:11:31] No, it's not so he sold on it. I said Zoe's all Zanzu. It's a different person. No, no, it's not her either
[00:11:41] It's not Zendaya. It's in Jaya julonzio. I forgot her name, but she looks good
[00:11:45] She's so hot dude. The mom and just meeting a black woman
[00:12:00] Oh, I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm the Joker baby
[00:12:11] You see I hmm. What did that guy do in the Joker baby video?
[00:12:31] Almost 12 12 and a half 12.5. I've kind of like my dick times three
[00:12:36] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she is really hot damn. Do you see her titties? No?
[00:12:42] I mean he goes in like one day with her and he goes on a date with yeah
[00:12:45] He has like a he had the experience. He's psychosis. He doesn't go in a day to right
[00:12:50] But I mean he's like has this psychotic break where he thinks he's like doing well with the comedy club and she's laughing
[00:13:00] Damn interesting you're right. Yeah, I guess I can't see it till like Wednesday late in the day
[00:13:09] That's he kills three black women in the movie
[00:13:14] And one of them is a child so two black women. Yeah, which is part of where reason I liked it
[00:13:22] It's representation how much dying does that happens how many people die? Yeah, there's a lot
[00:13:28] Let's see how many people does he kill just just ballpark it?
[00:13:32] He kills three white men who are no, I don't want to know and then he's specific three and then no not specific
[00:13:38] Four white men stop telling her no five up shut up guys. Who's the fifth? He's co-worker. I'm not listening
[00:13:54] Okay, yeah less people anyway, so it was a realistic amount of people for that you could have killed without the cops
[00:14:00] It's good thing they did a period piece because you know how gay that movie would be if they tried to like work in him being canceled on
[00:14:10] That's coming dude. No, it's not the reboot the canceled Joker
[00:14:14] Maybe in maybe in girl Joker when they do girl joker
[00:14:17] She's gonna be like, you know, she needs twenty thousand dollars to start a podcast
[00:14:22] That gets given the New York Times gives her
[00:14:25] $45,000 to start a podcast with two of her and her friends and then she gets broken up with so she can't start it for six months
[00:14:32] While she has to go have sex to get over being broken up with
[00:14:38] Times goes listen, we're gonna sue you if we can't get this money back and then she's like
[00:14:42] I don't know what I'm gonna do. We're like you could just start the podcast. You just do it
[00:14:47] Now I feel like I'm being forced to do it. Yeah, you're not respecting my mental health issues. Yeah, you are and they're she's like
[00:14:54] Well now and then she does girl Joker by accusing her boss of rape. That's chaotic. Yeah, he didn't rape her
[00:15:01] He didn't rape her now none of them. No, she's never been raped. Yeah, and but she goes around and point she's lying on
[00:15:07] Everyone that's what the Joker that would be the Harley Quinn movie. Yeah, I
[00:15:17] Adam are you about to fucking chew gum in the middle of the podcast? No, I was gonna keep it
[00:15:24] I was gonna just chew it and then put it in my hand when I talk and then put it back in
[00:15:27] That's stupid. It's twisted. That's the kind of thing Arthur Flexsteen would do
[00:15:32] Is the characters name is real name Arthur Fleckberg
[00:15:53] Really, yeah, I didn't know that I didn't know they went in that kind of direction. Yeah, he spends 40 minutes at Shul
[00:16:04] He was in love with his mother he tried Santa
[00:16:06] He's like how come all the people that have all the money always get away with things
[00:16:10] They're like but Arthur you have all the money and you always get away with things and he's like, oh, right?
[00:16:16] You're not allowed to say that though. Yeah, but no, but you're not allowed to point that out
[00:16:27] That would be cool for Todd Phillips to do
[00:16:30] Yeah, yeah, if you ever seen his first movie the G.G. On dog, no, man, you ask every time it comes up
[00:16:36] It's so sick stop pat my cat dude. I don't like the way the cats enjoying that
[00:16:52] Sick him you can't train a cat like that. Yeah, you can cats aren't trained well. I'm the Joker, baby
[00:17:04] What did they should say that that'd be something I'm Nick Jonas, baby. Oh, yeah, they have a famous baby
[00:17:09] Want to know how I got these guys I just get plastic surgery look like Nick Jonas
[00:17:22] No, it's not Nick. Join. It's the Nick J. She was a guy. He's also named Nick
[00:17:27] But coincidentally he got tried to get surgery and it left him with scar. Oh
[00:17:33] Sorry, I just he does kill a black woman for sure. We already social worker. Yeah
[00:17:39] Woman and her kid, which is three. Oh, it's not it's implied that they're killed. It's not you know
[00:17:44] It's also implied. We don't need to talk about this man. You're people said you didn't want to see it. No, I
[00:17:50] You said it was gonna be bad. You knew it was gonna be bad saying you was gonna be bad
[00:18:06] I'm trying to learn at born the new pussy learning you
[00:18:11] And if the Joker's got to take one in the chin the Joker's got to take one on the chin
[00:18:15] You know, I love Joker stuff. You know, you know good old stop Joker
[00:18:25] Kind of stuff that kind of stuff you can't let women change you saw that's the point
[00:18:29] You're right. I even fucking almost sold my purple suit and everything. Yeah, but I'm glad I didn't come on, bro
[00:18:38] Robert De Niro's late night talk show he went on Steve Harvey's exactly and they're wearing the same suit
[00:18:44] That's where he can know they don't wear the same suit. That's where he gets the suit
[00:18:49] So that's funny to you then police officers are being murdered
[00:18:54] I mean like, you know what Steve you're a bad guy
[00:18:59] You know when you get when you cross a loaner Steve's like oh hell no
[00:19:07] Steve don't come on my show wearing paint
[00:19:15] Kill everyone in the audience Steve's the one who kills everyone. That'll be awesome. Yeah
[00:19:23] Awesome. Well, okay a lot of fun at the at the at the movies
[00:19:27] I guess I'll check out a Wednesday matinee. You know if I had come you know for sure we would have died, right?
[00:19:32] Yeah, cuz then Chappa when come town would have died at the Joker at a mass shooting
[00:19:37] It would have been the best culmination straight cuz with Matt and Matt was laughing the whole movie
[00:19:42] And there was a black woman in front of us who kept like turning around looking scared. Yes
[00:20:00] I guarantee all these dumb fucking blogs have people convinced that they're in danger by going to the Joker movie. Yeah, no
[00:20:09] Well, I remember there was a homes from the day after Aurora went to go see Dark Knight Rises and my girlfriend
[00:20:15] And she's like can we just like be close to the emergency exits and it's like how do you think the fucking world war?
[00:20:21] It's gonna be a thousand. It's just gonna be a bunch of people doing Joker shootings now
[00:20:28] Mean look there's been too many theater shooting specifically
[00:20:34] Movies I don't know of any besides the Joker. There's the Joker
[00:20:39] Technically in a Shumas movie, but no one went to see the movie. So I don't think anyone died
[00:20:44] So the people I think somebody just went in and like unloaded on an empty theater and they're like oh
[00:20:49] Whoa, whoops. Yeah, there was train wreck. Wasn't there another one train wreck. Oh, it's shot up. Yeah, you don't remember that. No
[00:20:57] I kind of like train wreck that must have been in the lady news. The bronze was good in it. The bronze was funny
[00:21:03] Yeah, Sam morals in the Joker movie. Yeah, which is weird. They should have been so as Goldman
[00:21:07] They shouldn't have put real comedians in it and Greer Barnes, but not as a comedian. Yeah as what as another one of the clowns
[00:21:14] Nice. He works at a place with a clown place. That's cool at the clown store. Oh
[00:21:20] Interesting, and did you notice one of the clowns was like a buff Chipman Dale's style clown? Yeah, it was me
[00:21:26] That was tough. Yeah, one of the clowns was the clown from spawn
[00:21:30] No, that was not me. Yeah, the buff guy was me the hot guy the violator. No the sexual
[00:21:36] Down I'm the guy that lies on the Joker to get pussy now
[00:21:47] No, no, that's no, no, that's Jack Nicholson didn't the Jack Nicholson Joker. Yeah, he falls in acid
[00:21:54] He's Italian. He's an Italian mob guy and he falls in acid and becomes a clown
[00:22:00] Yeah, and they met in that movie doesn't he kill which
[00:22:02] Doesn't Jack Nicholson kill his family he kills his like henchman main henchman Tim Burton movie
[00:22:13] Do people friendly that movie's good. I liked it when I was a kid. I think I tried to rewatch it recently when it sucked
[00:22:20] I didn't make it the whole way through though. Oh
[00:22:22] Yeah Batman can't turn his neck in it very funny because of a shoot. Yeah, dude costume. Yeah, it's funny
[00:22:32] Dittin burned do the day in devito one he did right. Yeah, the penguin Rihanna's about to be fucking
[00:22:39] They just keep moving now. They keep making more Batman shit Rihanna's Rihanna's poison ivy
[00:22:44] And I think the one where the twilight guy's bad like why is there so many of these movies bro
[00:22:49] Rihanna's poison ivy. I want to see that. I want to just do like but because of Rihanna
[00:22:54] You're right. I just pitched the article Joker teaches us that it's time to listen to white nationalist
[00:23:01] That it's time to tell wsc's to sit down
[00:23:06] Shut up because the Joker has a lot to teach us now. It's the Joker's turn
[00:23:13] Okay, you had 18 months. Yeah, we listened to you for two years
[00:23:18] And what did you do you made lady ghostbusters Captain Marvel's chain? What's next lady Joker?
[00:23:25] It's gonna be bad. I didn't you listen she kisses people. All right. I already told you what the story is gonna be
[00:23:35] She just tweets about if I did a podcast about this would you guys listen to it
[00:23:42] Yes 1 million percent fire emoji. Yes. Yes. You oh my god
[00:23:48] I have to listen to that and then it never happened
[00:23:50] Not only has that ever happened, but if it did none of them none of them would listen to it
[00:23:54] They would start their own podcast and be like, I don't know. I don't know but the buttons are too hard to press
[00:24:03] I don't know. I can't so every woman on twitter would do that. Yeah
[00:24:10] They would be like the button or my fingers. I can't the button sort my finger
[00:24:19] That would be was great, dude. I loved it. All right. Yeah, I'm gonna go to a story on Wednesday probably and see that shit
[00:24:30] That's so funny Matt scaring women scaring a black lady. I mean look at him too
[00:24:35] Like of course if you're expecting me until it's gonna be him. Right. He's bearded. Yeah. Oh, yeah
[00:24:40] Oh, yeah, our role was like the guys you should be
[00:24:45] Be like if you went to see fruitvale station and there was like a black dude wearing a wife beater and his eyes didn't go
[00:24:51] Any degree less than completely wide open
[00:24:53] What it like one one of those guys there were no fruitvale station shootings were there of course not but
[00:25:02] Me being me. I would not want to be in the row in front of like the guy being like that's right that he is what they do
[00:25:12] Fuck important important stuff going on
[00:25:16] I'm texting will about what time will be over there most likely. Yeah, that's more important than our show
[00:25:22] It's a different podcast will be curdiness Adam will you suck my penis?
[00:25:29] No, will you suck on his penis suck all my dick?
[00:25:37] Will you say louis you suck on my penis?
[00:25:41] Does millhouse's dad ever get pussy after that?
[00:25:44] Is he fucking hot woman for a sec or no
[00:25:54] But this millhouse, I feel like this mom's kind of a piece of ass. I would fuck I love to fuck a bitch with blue hair, dude
[00:26:09] I would want listen if you're I would want 100%
[00:26:12] If some like think about a halloween costume you'd like to fuck millhouse's mom is dude
[00:26:16] I was just saying that the other day when I watched that episode again. I was like damn luen millhouse could get it. Yeah
[00:26:23] Throw on a fucking blue wig some fucking red glasses her body's body's banging
[00:26:28] Yeah, her margins stack to her face is just a big button. I mean her nose is half her head
[00:26:34] Well, is it doesn't she look like millhouse? She looks like millhouse. Yeah, exactly the same. Yeah
[00:26:39] Marge could definitely get it. Dude. No, come on. Of course. She's if she let that hair down
[00:26:44] You're a large remember young marge. Yeah
[00:26:48] Well, let's do the ones we wouldn't fuck Lisa Maggie. Yeah. I was gonna say that technicalities. I guess yeah
[00:26:56] Um, I wouldn't fuck Marge's sister's definitely not yeah. No, I guess I would get dumb from edna
[00:27:02] And I wouldn't hit yeah, I would fuck the B guy
[00:27:11] A poo's wife definitely oh damn she's she might be one of the hottest in the whole show
[00:27:17] But she had nine kids pre pre her pussy getting bloat out plus you can fuck her in the ass
[00:27:28] That's part of the religion you can fuck her in the ass
[00:27:41] Just like imagine you kneeling and closing your eyes and asking that elephant can I can I bust in my wife?
[00:27:49] Please fuck my wife in the ass please bob a ganoush and he's a bob a ganesh. He's like, yes ganesh
[00:27:55] It's yeah bob a ganoush is an eggplant dish bob a ganesh now. That's my kind of god dude
[00:28:01] An elephant to feed you fucking eggplant dipped smoke eggplant
[00:28:09] Um, well, we're not done naming a Simpson's character boys. Um late lisa's that we fuck lisa
[00:28:19] Socks you still wouldn't fuck would you fuck the teacher future Maggie though?
[00:28:23] Future Maggie although how old is your future Maggie?
[00:28:31] I mean technically she was born in fucking like what 1986
[00:28:37] Damn she's older than us. Yeah, well, not only you know
[00:28:41] Born in 1984. She's your age dude. Do you know I wasn't born 1984?
[00:28:51] You're like scheduling scheduling your first prostate exam and you're like this slaps
[00:28:58] Are we gonna do three episodes in rove the deadass attack?
[00:29:03] I think it's in the canon right now. I might I might have to because I'm the joker, baby
[00:29:14] Well, well, that's my favorite way because you want to know how I got these guys well
[00:29:22] That's is that just a vine is there anything more to them? There's a whole video. Oh, I don't know
[00:29:26] The in fact the original I think is still online. It's an entirety which is like men delete that
[00:29:35] That uh, what does he do? I've only seen that clip where he goes. I'm the joker, baby
[00:29:40] Oh, it's like the whole scene. It's like from like some high school some probably like yeah a theater high school
[00:29:46] Oh, how they encourage the kids to be gay in every way except just holding hands with each other, you know, right?
[00:29:53] So this thing man is that the nice stuff about the lgbt thing, you know
[00:29:57] You letting preach you telling fucking 10 12 10 11 9 year olds now like if you like boys go ahead and suck their dick in a locker
[00:30:05] I don't know that's the exact message. They're bringing trans people into the health class and they're saying
[00:30:12] Just go ahead and suck their balls. Anybody wants to come up here and suck my dick
[00:30:17] Try to learn try it out. Learn it up. And they're doing that now. They're doing this in this
[00:30:22] That is true. That is true. I didn't read an article
[00:30:25] But I'll tell you what here's what happens. Yeah, the kids that really want to do that shit
[00:30:28] They do that and they're not doing stuff like dress it up like the joker making a video putting on a play
[00:30:33] They're not it's not being they're gay impulses aren't being improperly sublimated
[00:30:38] Right in that art. Yes, but that's what gay people have done forever putting in or putting on showstoppers
[00:30:44] Right, you know, they get to suck off that trans I guess woman or man or whatever it happens to be
[00:30:51] Stick I don't think that's gay dude. What is that's straight to suck a trans woman's dick
[00:31:00] And Ian Ian somewhere is smiling right now hearing that
[00:31:14] We just said we would fuck him so we would fuck
[00:31:17] Uh luens so I guess we want to fuck Ian
[00:31:20] What do you say millhouse where you take me back as your dad? Hey if you're in europe gocean actually he's fucking doing a european tour right now
[00:31:27] Really? Yeah, who is he out there with someone or oh solo dolo Ian Ian headlining so go go see him
[00:31:34] Don't laugh niggas at the plug we're doing for our friend
[00:31:48] He's an Amsterdam or something. I don't fucking know just go to his fucking website. Make sure he's all right
[00:31:52] Yeah, and suck him off. Oh and I should say this if your penis doesn't work
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[00:37:06] And that would go on prompter and we had a comic on that was just
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[00:39:51] Guarantee you're a loser with your your medical problem
[00:39:55] That's a nice job having a medical problem idiot. What are you fat as shit? What are you an idiot?
[00:40:01] Because I'm not I don't have that problem. I'm not either
[00:40:08] Man, I shouldn't eat and all those fried pickles. Is that what you had for lunch?
[00:40:17] I had a root beer float in the theater. It was really nice. Whoa
[00:40:21] My man went old school like a child. Yeah, dude. I remember made me feel special
[00:40:25] I remember wanting a root beer float and hearing about them for years before I was allowed to get one
[00:40:30] What and when I got one it was fucking trashed
[00:40:33] Rube your floats are nice. No fuck that dude
[00:40:36] Yeah, because he was like six and he found a way to get the fattest shit off brussel sprouts
[00:40:40] And he's like he's like mom my kids at school have told me about candy
[00:40:47] My thing is I did go to preschool with a greek accent
[00:40:50] I was like hello everybody and they were like
[00:40:54] I wasn't even fat back. No, then he had to eat himself and
[00:40:59] Yeah, dude. It's because of racism that I'm fat. You're right, Nick. Mm-hmm prejudice. Yeah, that's what the Joker movie is about
[00:41:06] Joaquin's only thin in the beginning of the movie and he gets much fatter as it goes on
[00:41:11] No, you're out the movie. He and by the end of the movie he's 472 pounds
[00:41:16] I would love a movie with a drastic way change. Where is that raging bull? Yeah
[00:41:22] I guess that's a perfect example. No, it's not because it's later in his life
[00:41:28] Like much later. No, he gets fat like like before the fights and stuff because he stops like training harder. No shut up
[00:41:38] Yeah, he's got like a big gut and he's jiggling around the Santa Claus. There you go. It's like my dick
[00:41:44] Fucking idiot with dumbass bitch. That's rapid, but that's that's that's like in a month. That's CGI though
[00:41:52] That's low-key CGI. You're right, but low-key though
[00:41:57] I want a real movie set in like a three month maximum period
[00:42:03] Mm-hmm to get his kids back or something. I don't fuck yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean that was that Arnold Schwarzenegger movie jingle all the way
[00:42:12] No, I think so. No, he I think that's what happened jingle all the way jingle all the way
[00:42:17] No, he's got to get like a turbo man. Come on. I have to jingle
[00:42:24] That's the movie. Really? Yeah, so he does get fatter
[00:42:27] Yeah, jungle all the way and it's Arnold. I was thinking you're gonna do the makeup
[00:42:36] They said I have to rub the convenience store with the makeup on
[00:42:46] Yeah, yeah, yeah remember jungal the jungle. Yeah, I don't
[00:42:51] Or Tim Allen's like you mean to tell me I got to go to Africa. Oh, yeah, that's right. Why is the sun in Africa?
[00:42:58] I don't know because he loses custody to Africa this son. I remember I remember
[00:43:04] I remember drunken he gets married to Africa. He teaches his son the word obligation
[00:43:14] In the beginning when they're friends because it wasn't their movie identical to jungle the jungle
[00:43:18] George of the jungle. No, we're Brandon Frazier keeps hurting his penis on trees
[00:43:23] There was a movie that was just like jungle the jungle. I don't remember
[00:43:27] It's like the same exact plot by getting your book your son back to you in the parrot trap. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
[00:43:36] I don't remember who played the mom in the parrot trap
[00:43:39] I feel like it's a blonde bitch with the short hair, but I don't know I can't it's too painful to see Lindsey so innocent
[00:43:57] Little late like right after mean girls mean girls is when everyone found out she had big ass today's that's true. I remember in high school. I used to
[00:44:06] Jack off really lust after those breasts me too those gorgeous breasts
[00:44:10] I think she lives on an M.A. F. H. M or a maxim
[00:44:12] Yeah, and you better believe my friend Christina had that at her home and I don't I don't know if I stole it and jacked off
[00:44:22] Or jacked off of the bathroom also those pics of her with the knives
[00:44:26] That like surfaced online. Those don't do it for me. I I enjoy them. I enjoyed them. I don't like that
[00:44:33] Why because it's too dangerous too dangerous. Yeah, but she's looking hot as hell. It's not the nice
[00:44:38] The deranged yes, it is you like maybe looks deranged. I don't like the crazy part
[00:44:43] I just like the sexy part. No, you like it. You like the insanity. I'm gonna pull up that picture
[00:44:48] You tell me she doesn't look good me. I want to be treated nicely by someone with big titties. That's
[00:44:54] Me too dude. That's honestly what I literally said that to you the other day
[00:44:58] No, I want to I want to say first of all motherfucker. You can't hop on the big titty train now
[00:45:03] Something I've been dedicated to my entire life. Okay, I lost my
[00:45:10] Yeah, because it was random draw to Jews just everyone fucking pairs off
[00:45:16] Yeah, that's what I trained on you didn't I trained on that of course I chose it
[00:45:22] No, and at 17 years old that was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen don't even fucking dare
[00:45:28] Anyway, I'm fucking dare we need we need you to meet it, please
[00:45:32] I'm trying to figure out what the fuck that other movie was dude. There's no way Adam likes titties
[00:45:37] Let's put that I love to be so much as I do items attracted to women that look like him
[00:45:43] That's not true at all you say that all the time to this not true
[00:45:47] That is not true. You don't like titties as much as me man
[00:45:50] I don't know Adams ideal sexual encounter is him and Rachel Maddow touching in
[00:45:55] Dax fingers like ET and when it touches like the ET thing each
[00:46:02] of Trump being thrown in jail like God and Adam and that painting yes
[00:46:07] Yeah, that's cool. They're like how cues made on Star Trek. Yeah, that's cool. My favorite
[00:46:21] They be they be you know, I'm going to do they what a dude dummy turn into a different type of person
[00:46:36] What the fuck was that other movie damn, so what do you guys think about this whole?
[00:46:42] What's it called Ukraine or something Rick Perry did it or something? I don't know I forgot Rick Perry was even in the mix
[00:46:48] I forgot he was in the government was he secretary of energy. Yeah, I think he just quit though and
[00:46:57] Didn't he had did he go back to n-word head ranch? Oh
[00:47:01] Yeah, I forgot that too his family just had a ranch
[00:47:05] Yeah, do my brain see n-word in the fucking title of the ranch dude and this man was like yeah
[00:47:11] I'm trying to be present. It's a historic name
[00:47:13] Okay, man. Yeah when he bought it that was already the name. Yeah, you know like it was named after historical figure
[00:47:24] That would be awesome this this apartment was called the Hitler did nothing wrong
[00:47:32] And I respect the history behind the name it's heritage on hate as the the marquee do Hitler did nothing
[00:47:42] Wouldn't be becoming of me to change the name
[00:47:46] We would be spitting in the face of history. I understand yeah
[00:47:50] But you could also spit into the face of my ass jungle the jungle
[00:47:56] Because I swear to God there was another movie that was like I think there was well
[00:48:00] There was it was a movie called little Indian big city
[00:48:04] That do you remember wait it was the cover what it was this little Indian big city dubbed yet?
[00:48:10] So yeah, I was right. It was just I didn't think it was it was a French movie
[00:48:17] No, you're making this shit up. No little Indian big city. How did you even see that?
[00:48:22] I don't know. I mean I would pay attention to cinema
[00:48:25] You're a cinephile kind of movie, but no you were a weapons file. Yeah, you were looking up grenades shit, dude
[00:48:34] It's one of it's one of France's most popular movies
[00:48:37] We're what about that movie where Chevy Chase and Jonathan Taylor Thomas and
[00:48:42] He's a stepdad and they have to go do some
[00:48:45] You know cultural appropriation that's jungle to jungle. No, it's not it's Tim Allen and Jonathan Taylor Thomas and after oh
[00:48:53] Chevy Chase Chevy change that's the man of the house. Yeah
[00:48:57] Yeah, that's a different man of the house. Listen to this. This is the bad from the French movie
[00:49:02] Deary Lamit. That's his gay ass French name. Look at this. That's just a regular now meet no T. H. I
[00:49:13] Player's L H E R. M. I T his last name is stupid learn meat now meat
[00:49:19] Sounds good to lower meat lower meat sounds like a Baltimore guy saying a little meat lower meat
[00:49:25] 19 or meat has been Adam Lord meat. Let's find this. Let's see if I can find a trailer
[00:49:32] You got a little meat. Yeah, you know Adam's got some moral meat. Yeah
[00:49:44] What are you trying to say that this is the same plot as jungle to jungle it's the same plot as jungle, you know, well I
[00:49:51] Mean we could do this or you could continue denying the fact that
[00:49:59] Wanting breasts. Thank you. I want breast yourself to wear your dress. Yeah, that's that is that is an out absolutely
[00:50:07] Uncalled for salacious accusation. I got it something very succolacious for you pal
[00:50:13] Amazon yeah, that's what it sounds like
[00:50:26] Now I've never seen a tribes person with huge tits have you yeah, dude
[00:50:36] I mean like curvy they got big ass cities on there not like that not the people in like the Amazon
[00:50:50] Was it good they have good pussy out there
[00:50:53] Yeah, this is the same movie. I've never seen that in my life, dude. Where the fuck did you find that?
[00:51:05] Does anyone ever heard of that movie Adam have you well I used to like well never when I was a kid
[00:51:11] I thought they always made two versions of every movie
[00:51:13] But that was like there was often a thing where you know, I mean, you know somebody
[00:51:16] Script would be popular somebody would buy it and somebody buy a similar script. Mm-hmm, you know, it says you get like deep impact
[00:51:22] I'm like, you know, I don't know. Yeah, but so yeah, I mean I paid attention
[00:51:29] I don't know. Yeah, I just would somehow aware. I'm like, oh, yeah, that's what happened there
[00:51:33] I didn't realize it was a remake but it was so so where'd you get movies from blockbuster?
[00:51:36] Yeah, the library block bus the library oftentimes. Do you ever get movies from the library?
[00:51:42] I don't know the library ever really no my parents have make me go
[00:51:47] I used to fuck it. I used to I used to do the summer reading program
[00:51:51] No, I never I never said Diego. I never did my parents hate
[00:51:55] It made me hate reading because my parents made me like you got to read 30 books
[00:52:00] This I used to love the irony is I used to love reading as a child. I hate it
[00:52:05] No, did you actually love reading you just think you remember loving no, dude?
[00:52:09] I used to fucking love going library for real because I remember reading but we super fudging shit. Yeah
[00:52:16] I read all that shit. I read all that shit, but did you get those books from like the school library?
[00:52:19] No, I get them from the regular I get them from the yeah, the kids library
[00:52:23] We just they would just yeah give you goosebumps you read fucking the wacky whatever the fuck that school that's school
[00:52:29] That's upside down. Yeah, that school sucks, dude. They should they should have fixed it. Yeah. Now. I remember the Simpsons
[00:52:38] Yeah, I've been why I've been rewatching the Simpsons
[00:52:42] I've done that in a while. It's great. It's such a good show. I
[00:52:47] Want to rewatch the primes the fucking the Venus the Milo episode. That's a great one
[00:52:55] Damn, that's Homer getting canceled that's how we're getting canceled 100% and then the fucking they bring like
[00:53:00] Oh, they have like four women on the show to talk about Homer Simpson and like this the female host of the show is like
[00:53:08] She's like and you had an encounter with mr. Simpson the woman's just crying. She's like hey
[00:53:16] Sorry, I can't say anything. She's like that's okay. Your tears are better than any real evidence
[00:53:26] Yeah, yeah, no chance right now they're they're fucking they're talking they're drawing Trump for some reason like I feel like Trump is a
[00:53:35] Really I feel like he's in every fuck. I see him in every commercial. I mean that show is so fucking bad now
[00:53:42] I hasn't been good forever similar to SNL
[00:53:47] They did have a pretty funny sketch. I saw online that was like
[00:53:50] use casters white versus black news casters being like
[00:53:55] Madded each other depend or like competing over which race did a crime. Yeah, that was like on this season
[00:54:02] Yeah, just now it was kind of funny actually dude. I haven't seen either of the first two episodes. I just saw that clip online
[00:54:11] Don't worry about it. Yeah, don't fucking watch you fucking why don't you mind your own fucking business for a change?
[00:54:16] All right, stop trying to pretend like he loved titties, dude
[00:54:19] Wait, so how long do you have to live in New York before you can just start talking like this all the fucking time
[00:54:24] I think that's why I started saying dead ass
[00:54:26] Yeah, but Tim's yeah, but it would be funny to just do this and stuff. I mean it is equally as absurd
[00:54:34] If I just showed up and I was like wow, what are you talking about?
[00:54:38] He said no, but saying that us for years
[00:54:41] I was saying dead ass like that. Oh sure. Well, I'm in New York. It's me New York Adam Friedman. They took yeah
[00:54:47] They took dead ass from the Italians. Yeah, they don't talk about it. That ass
[00:54:50] That I seen yeah, it's them pronouncing an Italian word. It's like dear dysandria
[00:54:57] That ass that shit my favorite is calamari. They say gala ma got a ma fucker you idiots talking
[00:55:04] It's a southern Italian accent you mushmouth fucking day. Oh, they just don't know how to say their own line
[00:55:12] Napolitano or something. Yeah. Yeah, what your boyfriend
[00:55:15] Oh my god, I got him in the sights got a beat on him fire on his ass
[00:55:44] That guy that drew that comic I showed you but the dad wanted to buy the hat. Yeah
[00:55:50] He's funny. He's just sent me a video the other day. Let me see if I pull it out there
[00:55:56] Who's this guy just some guy sending you some guy from online. Yeah personal racist
[00:56:10] He's like yeah, he sent the video and then all he said was back on my bullshit because it means he's just sitting around drunk
[00:56:17] Searching for these things the video is old man gets kicked downstairs. Oh, yeah, you said
[00:56:21] Only in Chicago. I mean it's sad, but it's also the way this guy falls is so funny
[00:56:44] Oh shit bounce shot beside what was he talking to somebody's
[00:57:19] He was sex harassing an old woman, I guess he'd he slapped somebody's grandma. Oh, okay
[00:57:24] Yeah, you got to kick that guy. Yeah, you got to kick him to the chest got his head got his
[00:57:34] Damn, bro. Yeah, you should have seen Joker man. Damn. I should have it was great
[00:57:38] I should go to the movies more often. I guess that's the other thing too is I haven't seen anything in theaters since
[00:57:48] Yeah, what was the last thing I saw in theaters? You didn't see the tenant probably tomorrow never dies
[00:57:56] Was the last thing I saw in theaters, I'm gonna say shit probably the sixth man
[00:58:01] The replacement story Keanu Reeves. Yeah chain reaction
[00:58:12] Yeah, it's nice going to the movies dude
[00:58:15] I'm gonna get really into popping my own popcorn now. Oh, yeah before you leave the house and then smuggling it in a backpack
[00:58:23] Jewish mother used to do before she dropped us off at the movie should give us popped
[00:58:27] Is that why they did that it's an ingenious move popcorn is the hardest thing to smuggle because it's such high volume
[00:58:33] You put in your backpack just bring your and microwave
[00:58:41] His mom would drop us off at the movies and like for the alleged
[00:58:46] It's my phone and we see like three movies that we get picked up at like six
[00:58:50] It's a replacement phone from the store because mine's being repaired
[00:58:54] Let me plug my phone. It's got numbers on it, doesn't it?
[00:59:04] Yes, there is a black man not letting me plug my phone in at the movie deal. Oh
[00:59:13] He said he has a guy man. You're not talking anybody
[00:59:19] And then just opening and shutting the door being like this is the police
[00:59:22] There's the police man talking like it's a mouth
[00:59:32] The microwave is a puppet right the dragging at your pants are falling down on the popcorn is coming out of your ass
[00:59:39] I got on here this man. This is the police
[00:59:48] I'm not gonna tell you black motherfucker again. It's actual police right here. Oh, this is the boss
[01:00:03] This commissioner Gordon look at arrest the black eye instead
[01:00:15] That'll be awesome, dude. All right. That's it. That's the show. Yeah
[01:00:20] Post office listen if you are in fucking Medford, New Jersey come see me this Friday
[01:00:32] Laffey at Louisiana in New Orleans, Louisiana the eighth and the ninth of November
[01:00:39] Okay, bros well, we got funny moms coming up the 14th and then the next whatever
[01:00:44] And I might be doing a longer set because I have to run my half hour. All right
[01:00:49] That's so you you have that to look forward to and also fat Tuesday. It's by and then my dick also you get to suck that