Cum Town | Regular | 10/17/2019
[00:00:00] Depressed okay. I'm recording. Oh check the levels but check check
[00:00:07] Check wait check check maybe mine's not even plugged in. Oh, I'm just low
[00:00:14] Okay, um, yeah, fuck it. You guys get to hear all this though. This counts. That's behind the curtain behind the curtain
[00:00:22] Oh, you ever heard of that shit Adam. What's above the penis you're stomach
[00:00:36] They have stop saying funny shit dude, you're not it's not picking you up
[00:00:51] Well, this is all going in guys. This is this counts for an hour. No still not and still nothing. Oh
[00:01:07] Think yeah, Nick just said something about keeping above the penis keeping it below the people below the
[00:01:17] Want a good clean fight no hits above or below the penis
[00:01:36] Only shots above and below the below the penis and not allowed
[00:01:40] I'm only directly on top of the penis clean sexual fight
[00:01:53] Hundreds of thousands of Chinese men in the audience watching two giant Russians hit each other's cocks
[00:01:59] Not even screaming just politely applaud gasps
[00:02:14] Well everyone this is a bonus app, but we are wait no, this is the regular app
[00:02:20] When's the regular app, but we are recording it on Columbus day so and on the eve of another momentous
[00:02:26] Well, no, you're not getting the tooth you're getting actually fittings. I'm going to yes
[00:02:30] I'm getting I'm going I'm taking a train after this podcast. I'm taking the Amtrak
[00:02:36] Mm-hmm to Baltimore Penn Station where my little brother will pick me up
[00:02:40] We will maybe go to royal farms afterwards who knows by your by your brother's house, but yes my house
[00:02:49] Through East Baltimore through East Baltimore
[00:02:51] The worst that's a horror Penn station is to Greek town is a yeah, I took an uber
[00:02:56] But when I went to your brother's house last time that is a trail of tears. That's where Chinese restaurant is Nick
[00:03:05] Sorry, I'm trying to get all this shit set up for
[00:03:09] But yeah, and I will be going and then I will be going to Rosedale
[00:03:13] Maryland which we haven't really a not a not heralded suburb
[00:03:18] We definitely got to hit that we've spoken of Dundalk quite a bit, you know, we've done a lot of the DC suburbs
[00:03:24] Uh-huh Rosedale. However, you know, maybe a bit of a classier Dundalk
[00:03:30] There's motel lots of motels where I suspect
[00:03:34] prostitutes are hired and had and fucked
[00:03:39] Probably anonymous gay sex happens there. I would you have to guess there's one called the El Rich motel that I pass
[00:03:45] Mm-hmm. That looks like a horror is then
[00:03:51] That's where I played that's where I played soccer youth soccer was in the Rosedale League
[00:03:56] In case anyone was wondering. I yes, and I was an all-star and I was offered to be on the travel team
[00:04:02] But I had too many Greek school obligations. Mm-hmm. Otherwise I would have
[00:04:07] Anyway, I will be going there and I will be getting x-rayed and I'll be getting fitted for
[00:04:13] An implant and then two weeks after that on Halloween week. I will be having I will have an implant and your costume
[00:04:20] Will be a man with a full set of yeah the one the one week of the year that it's acceptable to not have a tooth
[00:04:27] Will actually have one yeah, you've been looking like a jack-o-lantern for two years now, and I couldn't hold off
[00:04:33] Maybe yeah, I'll put a little light in my mouth a little what a little light in my mouth these last couple weeks
[00:04:39] Oh, yeah, I'm gonna miss it dude. I'm gonna miss not having a tooth. It's fun
[00:04:48] Do I'm the I'm like reverse Samson well with hair, but yeah, whatever
[00:04:53] If you come back with the tooth, but also
[00:04:58] Yeah, I don't know something weird happy. I don't know I
[00:05:01] Go away for a week. Yeah, I need a week to for the tooth to heal and I just come back with beautiful hair
[00:05:05] Dude a friend of ours, and I won't put him on blast because he's not going to do it
[00:05:11] And he doesn't need to but he was considering getting going to the best guy in LA for plugs. Oh
[00:05:18] Beverly Hills, but maybe I should go to the bar plug to the stars. No who else is bald
[00:05:23] No one's but the guy isn't even bald. He's just like fucking worried about his hairline
[00:05:29] Guys you don't want to put on blast seven Williams
[00:05:35] No, it's not yeah, Evan Williams this hairline is fine. He looks great
[00:05:42] Different bolder friend of his was discussing it and I will not put him on blast. Oh
[00:05:49] Okay, but anyway, maybe I should go I think it would cost like fifty thousand dollars
[00:05:57] $60,000 yeah, if you're this old enough people. Yeah, I mean, yes, of course you should do it
[00:06:14] But you can't apparently you can't fucking sweat
[00:06:17] You can't do any exercise which is gonna be an issue for me. Yeah, cuz I've been doing yoga where you can't do exercise
[00:06:24] No, you can't your hair your head you can't do any you can't do any trauma to your head whatsoever
[00:06:29] That's why the bronze plugs always fall out. I guess so just gets new plugs every offseason
[00:06:35] That's what you have to do. No, there's like a month where you can't do shit. Oh for a month. Yeah
[00:06:41] That's not bad. What do you mean you can't do that you can't like move your eyebrows. Yeah, dude
[00:06:45] You can't you can't really move your head at all
[00:06:56] With the handle bars you're not to like go back into a broken foot mode
[00:07:00] I can't go back there dude. I can never go back to that
[00:07:03] Dude, I'll kill myself before I go back. We're fat people having sex even look like I can't even imagine it powerful
[00:07:10] No, beautiful fat two bodies. Yeah, how do you slow down?
[00:07:15] Because of the mass that you're bringing it. Yes, right before
[00:07:19] Right before impact you got to slow it down sure you know a blaster through the wall
[00:07:24] You know, I mean absolutely absolutely and it is a problem and that's why I think that's a lot of where my damn
[00:07:44] No, I look beautiful when I fuck thank you very much. I look great
[00:08:01] To hold his stomach up like I don't have to hold my stomach back to fuck
[00:08:06] Mike I do not you have to lift it up now, you know
[00:08:09] Sometimes depending on the position is there are some looks like stops penis to let me see
[00:08:20] For that dick sucks. No, that's you no come on man. Yeah, that's not what my dick looks like. Yeah, it is and I'm not that
[00:08:34] Yeah, yeah next night even on the internet the pictures of Giffette man having gay sex just in his albums
[00:08:41] Yeah, called stop and elders having sex
[00:08:45] That's how you that's how you get around it. Stop it. All this I'm making fun of my friend stop and all this
[00:08:55] Dude at a certain point like your game of gay chicken that you've been playing with the eldest your entire life is gonna result in
[00:09:01] I know I know I'm really it's gonna result in full full penetrative homosexual sex. I
[00:09:07] Don't think I will I don't think it'll be full penetrative
[00:09:10] But I can easily see eldest sucking my cock and I'm me being like no
[00:09:15] Like I could he's put his face really close to my own
[00:09:19] Literally dude. Yeah, I almost touched his dick once and it was it was too close for it was too close
[00:09:26] Too close for comfort too close for comfort anyway, but we've chilled back
[00:09:29] We haven't really played that much gay chicken because his girlfriend lives with us now
[00:09:35] So out of respect out of respect out of respect once he's single again
[00:09:39] Dude or if they live God forbid or if they live in a different apartment if they move out and he comes to visit
[00:09:45] And it's just the boys. Yeah, she can't be under the same roof though. Yeah, that's cheating
[00:09:52] But if she's not it's all boys having fun. We're used to looking at fat people having some
[00:09:57] Yeah, I was trying to find a good one. Um, yeah, you know, it's a lot of
[00:10:07] It's a lot of just right, you know, I think the normal way most people have sex but
[00:10:15] So that I don't pull a hamstring. I imagine it's safer if you're on the bottom
[00:10:20] Well, sure, but you know, that's a bracing yourself as an upper body
[00:10:24] Exercise, yeah, she has to balance sort of like one of those exercise balls. Mm-hmm. The people
[00:10:31] Yes, sit at their desks at in one of those cool offices. Yeah, absolutely
[00:10:37] But I will say I have no issues getting on top and you can really see here's the problem
[00:10:43] I'm fat, but I also have to make make use of a very small penis not very small
[00:10:51] Nice but not show stopping. I'll put it that way. It's not a show stopper
[00:10:58] So being on top is how you with certain angles is how you really make use of a
[00:11:04] Limited let's say yeah penis. I heard a description for my dick once I really hurt my feelings
[00:11:12] Called boyfriend penis. Yeah, you've talked about that. Mm-hmm. This is where you say like something that really hurts my feelings
[00:11:18] Is that it doesn't hurt women. Yeah, no
[00:11:25] I was really upset the other day because someone said I was really handsome is that my dick can't blow anyone's back
[00:11:30] I'm I somebody told me that I was really handsome. Well, that's only yeah
[00:11:33] That's only because you don't have the effort dude. Oh, cuz I'm lazy you're lazy
[00:11:37] I'm I have tenacity in the no you didn't obey in the Bay Room. I know you don't know
[00:11:43] Looks like there's a bunch of bugs in the ceiling fan again. Oh
[00:11:46] Yeah, that's I don't even know how you clean that out you gotta take a look
[00:11:52] Clean the top of your fan once a year and you're like, oh damn. I'm a mess. Yeah, this sucks
[00:11:59] What is that is that dead skin dead skin? I did the under the bed dust today
[00:12:06] Cuz I'd come of other not liquefied but air yeah air to come with men
[00:12:12] I'm sure that something like that atomized atomized
[00:12:20] Yeah, I hate having to fucking dust the corners of rooms
[00:12:24] I think I got that tobacco too hot and it didn't taste good that time. Mm. It smelled good
[00:12:28] It smells good, but I burned it or something and it's burned my mouth when I was inhaling it or
[00:12:34] Or puffing on it Nick was doing some he was doing some case work with this pipe. I was doing pipes. We were solving the case of I
[00:12:42] Guess I shouldn't it's redacted. Yeah redacted, but but it's something you guys would love to hear about to hear
[00:12:49] We've got new information. We will not yeah
[00:12:51] I will never tell you guys never tell you but believe me you'd love it no matter how many DMs we got. Yeah, yeah
[00:12:59] What was that suck our hard cock Christopher Columbus day?
[00:13:05] It's a million Martin Luke they go Martin Luther King Brian has prepared a book report on Christopher Columbus
[00:13:18] I know my family is Italian doing an Italian accent everyone my
[00:13:23] New Jersey accent my name is Brian and I'm a Italian
[00:13:27] Italian not from where Sicily a lot of people didn't used to consider people like me human
[00:13:40] Hospitals where you had to stay in the dark flowing feces at other Italian people
[00:13:48] And it wasn't until Geraldo did a special on
[00:13:52] the hospital in Staten Island where they kept Italian so they stopped tweeting us like
[00:14:06] Thank You Brian that was very good informative
[00:14:09] Yeah, isn't it great that we had we're helping him by giving him he's her intern Brian. Yeah, he does great work Brian
[00:14:37] That's his last name, huh? Yeah, he's a town is island from his village from his different middle from the other side. Yeah
[00:14:44] I saw a guy I was I was walking in the city and I saw just some fucking guy in the tank top
[00:14:50] Just old shit tan is shit like leathery
[00:14:53] Curly balding ass hair and he was just dressed in like fucking you know
[00:14:59] Dego colors and he was holding up a red green and white sign that said elect Cuomo
[00:15:07] What is even running for anything no, right? There's always more Cuomo's
[00:15:16] So where there's the guy on TV and there's the guy that's governor, right? Yeah
[00:15:21] The governor's they're like they're like the and Dretties
[00:15:24] They're like the bald ones. Yeah, they're like the Mario the and Drettie family. There's Mario and Drettie
[00:15:38] Yeah Bowser and ready princess peach and ready no, that's from Mario
[00:15:44] What that's from Super Mario. Yeah, dude. Oh, sorry a man's name would be princess peach. Yeah, no, it's the girl
[00:16:00] The governor is single apparently he's divorced
[00:16:02] Mm-hmm the governor of what New York Cuomo dude New York as a governor. He was doing a
[00:16:09] Getting pussy now, dude. Probably he was doing a Columbus day Italian thing where he was talking in Italian today. Oh, really? Yeah
[00:16:16] That's awesome. Yeah, can you speak Italian? I don't know. I don't know Italian, but it sounded like it's so funny that people are proud to be Italian
[00:16:28] From there if there's one thing I'm proud of being it's a town
[00:16:33] But it's only guys that have been here their family been here like six generations. You're not Italian, bro
[00:16:40] You're just a fucking mayo ass cracker ass
[00:16:43] White boy. Mm-hmm unlike me a Mediterranean a true Mediterranean American
[00:16:48] Mm-hmm. Oh minority in this country trans people are Mediterranean too. Is that so I don't know I think I think that's what Mediterranean means
[00:16:59] No, it doesn't it means we're halfway below the earth
[00:17:08] They got one foot in the grave one foot in the doctor's office
[00:17:12] Living living life from quarter mile at a time. I
[00:17:18] Mean I guess the rates of murder for trans women in particular is pretty high. I guess that's what you're talking about
[00:17:27] Is that what you mean by one foot in the grave? Yeah, that's that's the point he was making. Let's just move on
[00:17:38] Suck in the penis they should they really missed missed out their opportunity to play that during the dude
[00:17:43] You should be you should direct you should do a fan added a joker
[00:17:47] Where's dancing on the steps Adam Friedland to stuck in the middle with you mean to me?
[00:17:52] They say I'm handsome and then I have my boyfriend penis my penis is the kind you'd want to be in a committed relationship
[00:18:00] I have to broadcast just really hurtful
[00:18:03] Inside every six million people every six months on my pocket. I have to announce to everyone that's
[00:18:14] You're bad Murray or the fuck the Roberts. Yeah, the characters. I don't care that your dick is huge Robert De Niro
[00:18:23] Now I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you to your dick is big knock fuck this old knock knock
[00:18:28] Who's there and then it's like a joke that I said like three weeks ago and Robert De Niro's like you can't do that
[00:18:39] You can't just go on TV stealing people's jokes Joker
[00:18:55] Keep going then you kill Robert De Niro because his dick is bigger than yours. I wouldn't be brave enough to do that on TV
[00:19:03] Well, what if somebody else did it three weeks before?
[00:19:06] Yeah, yeah, that's what your Joker is some other guy trying to do the same shit three weeks later
[00:19:12] Yeah, try not make my bomb video go viral kill. Yeah, you kill like someone on public access the same makeup
[00:19:27] Sorry, I have a condition where I laugh at my own jokes only
[00:19:32] Where I only laughing I don't laugh at my
[00:19:39] Stop bothering my son. I wasn't I was just trying to take a picture of him to post on the internet
[00:19:46] Because I was I wanted to make fun of your son for being black but indirectly. I've never done that before
[00:19:51] I'm sorry. I was just trying to post a picture of your black son on Instagram
[00:19:58] And and point out that he's wearing Steve Harvey's clothes, but he's a black baby
[00:20:04] Would love to see a baby like I know I would too, but I would never take a picture of him posted on Instagram
[00:20:09] That's true. That's what I call my Joker line. Whoa. Yeah
[00:20:14] So even the Joker's have lines. I've never identified with the Joker, but I do identify with the clock King
[00:20:20] The clock King who's that he just loves clocks. Mm-hmm. Is that a bat rhyme Batman villain that just loves clocks. Oh
[00:20:31] Damn, you know, it's a good one is the guy that's the puppet guy. I like that guy mr. Pixelix that guy
[00:20:37] I was really scared. I got was fucked up a mixed pixel. It's that motherfucker. I guess yeah this dude
[00:20:44] Yeah, these guys. Yeah glasses. Oh, yeah
[00:20:46] That was that's kind of a stretch dude. What do you mean? You got it likes clocks?
[00:20:50] Yeah, look at his tie. It's got clocks on it kind of sucks actually. I think it's cool
[00:20:54] That's kind of a gay villain if I'm being honest
[00:20:56] No, cuz people are like do you know what time it is and he lies about it and they're late. Yeah
[00:21:01] Wow, that's fucked up and that will fuck up your job interview for example. Yeah, or a date or you know a reservation
[00:21:12] How about when they did him as a black guy he's cool now, huh? He is actually cooler on legitimately. He does look much with the clock guy
[00:21:18] Yeah, he's wearing T. Us chain that says T for time. Yes, he goes by T
[00:21:26] Time to pop it in the food. It do not said they watch correct damn. Yeah, look at these looks just cool
[00:21:44] Yes, yeah, I picked a good one you did I knew there was something there was something there that even when I thought the character was white
[00:21:50] There was something in the essence of the character the flavor both me and the black community can appreciate
[00:21:59] Something to finally bridge the gap between you and the black community is black time king. Yeah, and it's it's me
[00:22:05] It's me and a black woman shaking hands over the gap between Cornell West teeth
[00:22:11] We're both standing on either side on this okay, and we're shaking hands. That's good. Yeah, like the meme look at this guy
[00:22:19] That one's terrible that one sucks dick the British clock in British clock King can suck my cock
[00:22:26] I should get into watches because I'll tell you what I have gotten into these wallets
[00:22:32] as many of you know my wallet was eaten by a
[00:22:38] Hasidic family when I was walking through Williamsburg
[00:23:11] Said you replace my wallet absurd. It's absurd. That's why it's funny. You do absurdist humor. No, they do eat
[00:23:21] Soft leather. Well, why I always had a nice big fat leather wall. That was my shit
[00:23:26] You know, yes, I kept that kept that system for a long time when I wanted to replace it. I thought oh time to get another big fat
[00:23:34] Weather wallet fat wallet like but a pussy instead. I got one of these new
[00:23:43] Buttigieg type shit. Yeah, I don't know. I think they're called low profile wallets or something, but this company Ridge
[00:23:49] The good shit, I know I asked for a wallet and I said anybody but Lewis recommend the wallet
[00:23:55] And I guess Lewis also uses it, but I'm gonna pretend like yeah
[00:23:59] For the purposes of this and for your life Lewis does Lewis uses a purse Lewis
[00:24:05] Yeah has a pink purse Lewis has a girl you a woman's purse that he takes into the bathroom
[00:24:11] As a pull his tampons out of not me though. I use the Ridge wallet now
[00:24:16] Which took a minute to get used to because it's
[00:24:21] You know, there's not it's just two pieces of I guess mine's carbon fiber, but oh shit
[00:24:26] Some of them are steel or aluminum and they obliterate Orthodox Jews teeth. Yeah, dude
[00:24:31] I saw a child a child with a yarmulka try and eat this one and it can crack well their RFID blocking which the
[00:24:39] Chemicals that they pick up on are blocked by the wallet
[00:24:45] Yeah, what does that mean I saw that and I like it so you can't get hacked or something
[00:24:50] Yeah, I guess if like cuz now cards have like the chit NFC shit on them or whatever
[00:24:55] Oh, if you like walk by somebody can use Apple pay on your oh shit
[00:25:00] But not with the Ridge wallet mother fucker now with the Ridge wallet. It's very sleek
[00:25:05] There's two metal plates bound together by a durable elastic band
[00:25:08] And it looks nothing like a traditional wall. No, it kind of looks like a weapon
[00:25:14] I like that I like to spin mine around when I'm on public transit so people have to worry
[00:25:19] They're like is this guy gonna is that a knife? It was crazy laughing like that this guy is twisted
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[00:25:33] Yeah, Adam because it sucks. Yeah, I mean
[00:25:36] It's aluminum's all right carbon fiber me because I'm into
[00:25:42] Dynamic yeah, Adam just has this shit wrapped up in aluminum foil. Well you guys didn't take they gave this one
[00:25:49] Oh, I have one and I use it. Yeah. Well, I mean I legitimately started using it and I'm probably I'm gonna
[00:25:54] I'm gonna put in your back pocket. It's comfortable. You can put it in any pocket, but I'm a back pocket kind of why what do you think?
[00:26:01] This is the 50s fuck back pocket wallet actually, you know what fuck back
[00:26:07] This look I'm not this is in the email for them the Ridge wallet is a minimal front pocket wallet
[00:26:12] That's designed to streamline where you carry every day pussy's to put they shit in the back need not
[00:26:17] Yeah, Adam likes to put his stuff in the back to advertise the goods. It's closer to his ass
[00:26:22] Yeah, he's showing he's leans over on the train. He's like it's hot. It's hot out there today. Huh boys people like man
[00:26:31] Put your ass get your ass put your ass away, man
[00:26:35] You're holding your wallet with your ass cheeks out of you got that wallet looks
[00:26:40] Carbon fire between your ass man. That's a nice wallet, but I'm pretty sure that's a front a minimal list front
[00:26:49] I want between your ass cheek the whole but your ass cheeks to show you when I'll tight your ass cheeks is I know it's
[00:26:57] It is the perfect thing to show how tight your ass is yeah because how about how sleek it is but
[00:27:07] But yeah, no, it definitely pairs down your shit
[00:27:09] So you're not carrying a bunch of extra stuff you don't want because I had a mowedell's card in my wallet for years
[00:27:16] Gotta go to mose and every time I would go to empty out my wallet. I'd be like well
[00:27:20] What if I have three thousand motels what if I go to modelles?
[00:27:26] Can look up my phone number. Yeah, I mean I like I don't know
[00:27:30] I'm going to Starbucks right now, but what if I what if I end up at most?
[00:27:34] I never know you never know when you're gonna be there, but now thanks to the Ridge wallet
[00:27:38] It's it's confined me to my apartment because all of my loyalty programs
[00:27:43] I've thrown them all away the garbage. I've throw Nick only has the bear necessities the bear necessities my debit card the
[00:27:51] Emergency card for con extra small that blames my death on Adam
[00:28:03] Let me reiterate for extra small con in case my good friend no not in case
[00:28:10] Just buddy you gotta help me I accidentally ate all of my condoms
[00:28:22] Put a bunch of Hershey's kisses in my condoms and eight of them so I could smuggle candy under the plane
[00:28:31] I had this smuggle can bring candy on I've reached the candy limit
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[00:29:41] Ways to get this it's too easy not to do folks you'd be a fucking piece of dumb bullshit your current wallet sucks
[00:29:49] Sucks my hard cock it sucks ass. Mm-hmm. It's what you would call a boyfriend wallet. That's right
[00:29:57] That's right anyways, let's start the show
[00:30:11] Take it away Adam what kind of gay shit do you need to fucking tell everybody about take it away
[00:30:18] I'm trying to get a higher thread count sheet
[00:30:21] That's gay. Yeah, okay. Why do you need what do you even need sheets? You're saying we don't have sheets
[00:30:26] No, I got these likes sheets that are satine and I always sweat through they have like a satine
[00:30:32] Some fuck that shit and I want just a basic cotton so I don't sweat every night
[00:30:36] So be waking up with my sweat damn that is some low T and that's my low T
[00:30:49] Welcome to come town everybody oh oh oh it's the time join them on intro
[00:30:56] How you doing sibil we got gay Adam here this morning
[00:30:59] Hey Tom yeah, apparently this man is gay. This is one of the gays boys. I have ever seen
[00:31:12] Would you go on the Tom join a morning show Adam? Well, yeah, I mean any
[00:31:17] There's gotta be what like a hundred and seventy two years old is he still doing it. He's that old
[00:31:22] I'm I thinking but different guy. I never heard him. I guess he's on 49
[00:31:40] Viable into their early 70. Oh, yeah, this is great
[00:31:43] So if you go to the Wikipedia page for the Tom Journer morning show
[00:31:46] It says it can be heard on mobile devices and it on the Xbox 360 console
[00:31:57] Personally is Tom Journer J Anthony Brown sibil Wilkes Tyrell Zimmerman
[00:32:05] I remember there's always somebody laughing off mic. Yeah, I was like the whole show
[00:32:10] As a producer somebody way off mic just standing in the doorway the Ricky smiley morning should basically stole that formula
[00:32:17] But they added a gay guy do they have this is Tom joining me show have a gay guy Ricky smiley as a gay guy that does gossip
[00:32:27] I've never found it Tom Journer morning show ends this year what?
[00:32:32] Journer announced in 2017 that the show would end when it reaches his 25th anniversary and syndication a milestone
[00:32:38] That will be reached in 2019 damn. I'm at good for Tom was it just a morning show. Yeah, it's a morning show
[00:32:44] It's called the Tom Journer morning. I mean like did he play music or is it just like chat?
[00:32:50] You know what a morning show is more morning show. Did he play music? Yes, of course some of them
[00:32:56] They don't they just chat no, that's a morning drive. That's morning drive time. Yeah. Yeah
[00:33:03] No, they play even those play music like intro music after commercials
[00:33:08] They'll play a song every once in a while, bro, right the junkies the best was when they gave Joe Robinson his own show on
[00:33:15] 98 rock and he would talk in the show be hilarious and then he was like alright
[00:33:19] I guess I got to play like this gay music the people listen to this radio station like we like hit strong
[00:33:30] It's just a little on the air over there. I know cuz he took a break. Yeah, I'm not gonna put his business out there
[00:33:42] Okay. Yeah, it was pretty funny. I don't know. I don't know this story. Yeah, I'll talk to our boys
[00:33:50] I need to take a mental health break from the radio Jerry Sandusky not that one the Baltimore sports personality raped him
[00:34:03] I love Keith Mills Tom Joiner graduated with a degree in sociology
[00:34:16] Shouts out to our boy Justin Schlegel holding down the morning show and 98 right wait Tom Joiner was in the Commodore's
[00:34:26] Well at first his goal was to be a musician he joined the band the Commodore's that included his college friend Lionel Richie
[00:34:31] What the fuck but the band did not make any money in his family encouraged him to seek another way to make a living joke
[00:34:39] Had no idea he was in the Commodore's and then he took off right he's like I guess this isn't gonna work out
[00:34:45] That's so funny so he quit and then he had the way 20 years to I mean I guess it worked out from the end. Yeah
[00:35:02] Tom is it my dick? Yeah, I can suck you in that
[00:35:07] I can also have you ever seen him I can fuck you in the man. He's got a wild look. Yeah, he looks great
[00:35:13] I think he looks great actually. Yeah fat balls had glasses
[00:35:21] Yeah, I always I always thought he was way older
[00:35:27] Remember listening to the show when I was like a kid and I thought this is an old man
[00:35:32] Yeah, I get but that's what I thought I thought everyone was old as shit. Yeah
[00:35:36] You think I was like sixty years old when you're a child
[00:35:39] Yeah, and then you find out they're like 30. Yeah, and then you're 30 and you're like fuck
[00:35:44] Dude when you I guess I fucked up when you look back at like the people you admired as a child and and all of them
[00:35:50] Are 10 years younger than you are now or whatever. Yeah, you're like I'm gonna die
[00:35:55] Yeah, John Belushi died when he was 21 years old. Yeah
[00:36:01] No, he wasn't 20 wasn't funny. I know pretending. You know you who John Belushi is. I know who is name is
[00:36:08] Name one of his name one. Yeah one museum. He created. I'm a soul man
[00:36:25] We do a joke about Darth Vader doing the pinching thing. Yeah, it's making people's dick
[00:36:34] I made the one stage I did it about him Jack. Yeah, which is a joke every third grader in
[00:36:42] Good job. He did not stay but no about him doing the pinching thing, but
[00:36:47] That's really good. Yeah, it's making his dick small. That's awesome. That's good man. That's that's what you call professional
[00:36:57] That's huge. Yeah, yeah, that's good stuff
[00:37:04] That's the kind of stuff they'll get you on the Tom Joiner morning radio show
[00:37:12] What kind of like opinion wait wait a second who played that me well hold on civil I
[00:37:20] Don't know if I'm I don't what the hell is this
[00:37:23] Bro, hey, how can we make that happen? How can we sneak switch the taste fuck up an interstitial?
[00:37:40] And it's a beautiful day and what the wait a second
[00:37:48] Sounds like the normal song Tom Tom is normal to us the song we've been playing for 25 years
[00:38:01] Oh, you know it won't be a hilarious tragedy the Tom Joiner Cruz crashing into the impractical
[00:38:10] There's no beast white ladies and obese black
[00:38:14] Meeting for the first time yeah, but then they're all just in the ocean together
[00:38:19] We could heal America's racial we gotta come together
[00:38:23] Well, you better stay on my life rap Steve as a jokes joke in the kings of comedy
[00:38:28] Special which doesn't really make any sense which is that black people would try to survive the Titanic
[00:38:43] Starts off and he's like you never hear about 3,000 black people all dying at the same time
[00:38:49] Yeah, that he's like outside of like I guess hotel Rwanda. Yeah, yeah, not really he's right
[00:38:55] I mean in a month a million people died in Rwanda
[00:39:01] Their genocide was so fast and it was so like bloody
[00:39:05] Kind of makes you want to rewinda that situation
[00:39:10] Yeah, I love that if there's there a hotel that's like we showed Hitler white Hitler barely do six million in five years
[00:39:21] The power there is now we're back on the time
[00:39:43] Yeah, that's and then he's like and it seems like um
[00:39:46] Yeah, and the bank had playing when the ship was going down no black pants. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sir
[00:40:00] I just rewatched it's so good. Yeah, maybe I'll watch it on the Amtrak. You should man
[00:40:05] It's it's on Amazon Prime the slam track. I'm about to get pussy on there. Yeah, excuse me
[00:40:12] It's a slam track car. Yeah, dude. I just suppose you getting car that time was on Amtrak and the train had been stopped for four
[00:40:17] Hours and that bitch asked him to turn the AC down and she goes
[00:40:22] Well if we do then the car is gonna get hot and then realizing that that's what they exactly what she wants
[00:40:27] She goes also the controls on the bottom
[00:40:39] On the bottom of the train some guy and fucking overalls like in a bungee cord
[00:40:56] How do you even install whose ideas that
[00:41:13] But it's a bit too. I want to go to Germany and get some of that fucking like
[00:41:33] That's from the fans in Cleveland they sent that into us
[00:41:36] Yep, send this send us have a brain tumor where I think I'm Tom
[00:41:44] Morning show and I'm Tom Joyner we should do an entire
[00:41:48] As you be sure wait your dad were played on the car to school or how do you do it?
[00:41:52] My mom would listen to it in the morning like while getting ready for work. My dad would listen like I miss
[00:42:00] Well after the nappy-headed hose comment, he had to switch he was out to what no
[00:42:09] He wasn't I don't think my dad was driving me to school at that time
[00:42:16] When did I miss that was no that was early in 2007. Yeah, I
[00:42:22] Think it was even early. I was in college
[00:42:25] Driving you to class every day well my dad would sit outside the class while I was in the lecture hall
[00:42:31] He wouldn't want to embarrass me. Yeah, but he'd sit there with his purse
[00:42:38] Yep, there was a girl at my college who went to class with her mom and they were matching outfits
[00:42:44] It was really fucked up and sad. What do you think they ate each other's?
[00:42:55] Do you think they suck cock together? I think that they had a really dysfunctional and healthy relationship. Yeah, yeah
[00:43:02] Which may be led them to suck cock together. I don't know if they were sucking cock
[00:43:06] I think they were sleeping in the same bed for sure
[00:43:10] So not hot at all. No neither of them were attracted
[00:43:15] No, they're both kind of wore all black and had bought long like kind of
[00:43:19] Interesting matted black hair wait, what the fuck kind of classes?
[00:43:24] What the fuck I mean she was in college. I guess so her regular college classes, but yeah
[00:43:33] I don't think that was offered at the school. That's what I'm saying
[00:43:35] What was she sitting in like fucking Western Civ and shit like that? Yeah, whatever class?
[00:43:40] I don't know what her major was never I'd see them walking around campus together
[00:43:43] I knew people that like had class with her and the mom would sit in the lecture hall. You never had it with her
[00:43:52] It really brought me out. Would you fuck a daughter and her mom at the same time?
[00:43:56] Well, if it was at the same time, yes, did you and your dad ever have sex with each other?
[00:44:06] Answer that question. I mean, no, you know about my pedigree as a homicide detective
[00:44:11] I can't help but be inquisitive in ways that you don't even know not a hodge. No, which direction I'm going
[00:44:19] You just got to answer questions. Maybe he's asked maybe he doesn't even care about the I don't care about the
[00:44:24] I don't care about the next maybe setting up for what you have for lunch today. Can you remember that at least? Yeah?
[00:44:35] Made it where last night. Where was this?
[00:44:41] I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say you can't admit you're addressed to me
[00:44:44] But you could admit that you had sex with your father interesting you're not very interesting
[00:44:53] I'm a detective you're not with a new Hampshire police department. Why New Hampshire?
[00:44:59] Libertarians that's where it's illegal to have sex with your father
[00:45:06] I'm trying to bless these guys. It's my jurisdiction. I
[00:45:10] I bet it is against the law. It probably is. It's an incest illegal. I'll tell you what the only way
[00:45:18] He's wearing the right underwear. That's right. Yeah in New Hampshire. They have a law that says if you're wearing Mac
[00:45:26] Filled by your father for where any crime actually. Oh, really? That's what libertarianism is free minds free markets
[00:45:34] Free underwear if you don't like the first pair you can keep it
[00:45:37] That's right Mac Walden calm the libertarian underwear company is sponsored by the state of New Hampshire
[00:45:43] Every pair of underwear you buy goes directly to purchasing an island to have sex with children an island
[00:45:51] Yeah, leather jacket with every slur and blazened on it that my little ball can wear into the DMV well he flips off
[00:45:59] Everyone that works there and insists on drag when he drives his car drunk into the DMV
[00:46:04] You're screaming about how he has a right to travel unmolested
[00:46:16] It's free I hate when the fucking tendrils of big government I think what I'm molested by
[00:46:22] It means to be bothered. I love being molested by my driver's license. I hate I hate it. That's what I meant
[00:46:30] I meant to say I hate it. I hate being molested by
[00:46:32] Age of consent laws as a libertarian. Yeah
[00:46:36] That's the most when I want to know my penis wants to travel unmolested into a six-year-old
[00:46:51] Stomach us that is so true and the judge like order order
[00:46:56] I'm I'm wearing a Mac welded underwear judge is like order order. Did anyone order this pizza?
[00:47:04] And he's holding a pizza up and they're like judge
[00:47:06] Come on. Come on, man. Stop doing bits stop doing fucking bits as a child is raped
[00:47:14] Okay, order no, I'm just saying I'm just I'm just saying I'm just joking around here
[00:47:28] Listen to anything we said judge. We've been cross-examining
[00:47:37] What do you mean you know like the guy from the
[00:47:43] Yeah, I'm one of those types of judges and then what does that mean exactly he did this that whole trial?
[00:47:48] Do bits sold he did bits old time. That's how OJ got off. Yeah, you remember the whoopee cushion will be cushion the rubber chicken
[00:47:58] And Johnny cockrood laugh at every joke
[00:48:05] She's like I don't get jokes because I'm a woman
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[00:49:16] Yeah, I have a pine cone that I comb my hair with I walk around Brooklyn in my Mac welden
[00:49:27] I always question how something so essential could be such a pain in the
[00:49:30] I question that all the time. Yeah, when I go into the underwear store. I'm like one underwear, please
[00:49:36] And they're like excuse me. I'm like what part of
[00:49:45] Can you put them on me put them on me? Can you wipe me my ashes?
[00:49:51] Can you wipe me while I wear the underwear and talking between my balls and my shoes shock my penis till it's hard
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[00:50:54] We kill a guy every time our underwear didn't fit well. Yeah, like the yeah the queer Chinese guy with um
[00:51:01] Did he mouse walking or whatever didn't mount yours guys
[00:51:06] Right, it's Robert De Niro Christopher walking that guy that died of bone cancer
[00:51:11] Meryl Streeps and husband was his name now that Italian guy that was in everything back in the oh John
[00:51:16] What's his name? Defredo yeah, yeah John something John Pochiliani John three six
[00:51:27] So we decided to take a 22 Adam 20 that rapist father what if I change my name to Adam 23
[00:51:39] Adam 23 they're calling me Adam 600 if they knew the truth
[00:51:45] Only numbers based Adam who is not raped mm-hmm you could I'm combining that guy but also con air oh
[00:51:52] Nice. Yeah, I still have to see con air. He's a guy named Johnny 23. He's raped
[00:51:58] Got you goes the call me Johnny 600 if they knew the truth
[00:52:02] Pretty yeah, he's pretty clearly saying he's raped 600 people. Yeah Adam raped 600 people
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[00:52:38] Adam gets his panties there. That's right. I got him. Don't worry. I got it for extra pussy lips
[00:52:45] Yeah, I think you guys just want to understand what it's like to be a woman
[00:52:48] He goes it clicks on the girls section all right and he clicks under extra pussy
[00:52:52] Yeah, it goes to my pussy for extra small pussy lips
[00:53:02] You're thinking so small you need to get women's underwear
[00:53:09] It's exactly like a lot of pussy lip yeah, it's small a small a small a small man
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[00:54:09] It's why I don't we buy other I don't even have sex with girls
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[00:54:35] Oh, yeah, I got a I got a keychain that says no fear
[00:54:42] I'm pretty sure that was from now. Yeah, I loved no fear as a child. Yeah, I had no fear board shorts
[00:54:51] Because I'm forgetting those clothes or you'd see no fear clothes. I'd be like damn that kid's not afraid of anything
[00:54:56] Yeah, I was like I wish I could always like white trash people with gel in his hair
[00:55:00] I wish I could not be afraid of this. I wish I was fearless. Mm-hmm. I wish I was getting abused in that way
[00:55:07] Instead of the the gay way that I am. Yeah, I didn't know I deal with Calvin and Hobbes was oh, no
[00:55:13] I only knew that no fear and then pissing the picture. Yeah, the bumper sticker thing. Yeah, I mean
[00:55:19] I didn't really read newspaper cartoons. I used to read him every morning
[00:55:23] I would I would sometimes get I'm reading the newspaper like daddy. Yeah, it's me Adam the news boy who
[00:55:32] Sports I graduated I can't wait. I'm gonna. I'm gonna tell everybody I'm gonna tell everybody what's going on in the world. I
[00:55:40] Usually from the library check out whole books of the comic book strips. Yeah, I would run through Heathcliff for example beat
[00:55:55] You remember those the far side comics and I remember thinking that was the funniest shit
[00:56:01] Oh, yeah, be like the science has school for idiots and the kids pushing on a pole door
[00:56:07] fucking retard goddess has fucking the joke in the comic the guy in the far side you've done it again. Yeah
[00:56:17] Dilbert I can't get no pussy if somebody made those jokes like to me as a grown man
[00:56:23] I never know adult. I'd be like kill yourself. That's the thing imagine dedicating
[00:56:27] I mean stand up is fucking just an episode
[00:56:30] But but imagine dedicating your life to the most lukewarm ass joke of all time and then doing like a little kind of shitty
[00:56:37] Drawing yeah, and that's your entire life as your entire life and then you make millions and it's like it's a colors, right?
[00:56:47] No, it's over with color was I think the books you they made they would color it in yeah
[00:56:55] Purchased the Dilbert book as a youth yeah, I never liked Dilbert, but the far side I thought was hilarious
[00:57:00] You thought it was funny. I thought it was very funny. I used to like the ones that were particularly like
[00:57:06] You know like somebody died or something. I like I have your fucked up guy. I was I was a
[00:57:13] Twisted yeah, fuck the key like dead baby jokes, bro. Oh, you're fucked up, bro
[00:57:18] Yeah, I remember do I remember having a favorite dead baby joke when I was in like fourth course where
[00:57:25] This woman goes into a doctor's office and her like kids stop breathing or whatever and she's crying
[00:57:30] She's like doesn't know what to do. She's hysterical and this guy's the best doctor in the best baby doctor in the country
[00:57:37] Of course and so he's like oh man, please right away. We'll take him into the
[00:57:41] The operating room just wait out here, right?
[00:57:44] It's a woman's crying and waiting and crying waiting and then about an hour later the
[00:57:49] Operating room doors swing open and the guy he's got an extension cord tied around the baby's neck and he's swinging around the room
[00:57:56] Like knocking a bunch of shit off the walls
[00:57:58] You know and just like smashing the baby into like lights and stuff and she's like oh my god
[00:58:03] What are you doing? Because don't worry. He's already dead
[00:58:08] Okay, yeah, yeah when I was like that was your favorite when I was eight that was just
[00:58:17] I thought that yes, and what it's like one of my favorites when I was that age was a
[00:58:22] It was like a joke about a guy like a gorilla keeper and
[00:58:32] It's pussy would be ruined or something and it was like so they offered the grounds keeper. They're like okay
[00:58:38] For $2,000 will you fuck the gorilla and he'd be like
[00:58:41] It took a week to think about and he came back and was like all right
[00:58:45] I'll do it, but it's gonna take me some time to come up with
[00:58:57] I love that joke. That's what I might go to I mean, you know where it's going but yeah
[00:59:01] Yeah, as a kid when you don't know about misdirection another one
[00:59:05] I love this kid, but why are there no Muslims on Star Trek?
[00:59:16] That was not I guess the more the races was more anti-Semitic over in Greek town. Oh, yeah
[00:59:26] Trigger defended everyone is just kind of anti-Semitic man. I think that's probably true
[00:59:30] I don't remember one in particular. Yeah, the pizza screaming in the oven
[00:59:39] Of course the ashtray. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How do you fit six million Jews in the car? Right?
[00:59:48] That's still too much ash too much ash. That's my biggest problem with that. Yeah, I'd be ideological issues
[00:59:55] Yeah, what jokes were they telling at the Chinese kid table lunch table? They didn't have jokes
[01:00:01] What's going on there like hey, it was four plus four and then someone goes
[01:00:10] It's funny because that's not the right answer
[01:00:14] Like okay time to go back to regular math and then they've just be like they're all laughing at like home start runner
[01:00:21] And so I think they were being racist towards like Korea when he's
[01:00:33] Actually, honestly, we did make one of Albanians like as children even so
[01:00:38] Elder's food really mock that was a regional rivalry it was what are what are some of the other?
[01:00:45] I love the spot guys now just racist jokes kid racist jokes
[01:00:54] Yeah, I don't really remember them either
[01:01:00] Well, I remember the ones my dad guy throw his clock out the window time flies. Yeah, that shit sucks
[01:01:08] Dude jokes were terrible and then you love them as a kid. Mm-hmm. You're like all these are great
[01:01:13] Well, I would laugh at like full house dude. That's true. I wouldn't I didn't think full house was funny. I
[01:01:21] Didn't know the difference between shows that weren't funny and shows
[01:01:25] I just got so sad about Danny Tanner's wife being I was a lot of 7th heaven and I probably referred to it as a sitcom numerous
[01:01:37] Family managers good well, but he's that's why laugh tracks good
[01:01:40] Yeah, it tells you when tells you when you laugh. Yeah, that's true
[01:01:44] Yeah, I mean I thought that bitch mom being a bitch all the time on 7 7 7 was funny
[01:01:50] That's it. That's a joke. I remember from that from the earth and we of course you call it Erkel
[01:01:55] You don't call it family matters, but they were filling out a form and it was like age
[01:02:06] Sex yes, please. Yeah, I remember that shit. Yeah. Yes, please
[01:02:12] Class from Austin Powers. No, I that was on it was literally on a family matters episode damn
[01:02:24] Collateral is great dude. It's great to see Tom play a bad guy. Yeah with great with Jamie Fah with gray hair
[01:02:30] Which I think he is he's actually great in real life. No shit
[01:02:33] I think that might be the only time you've seen what yeah, he's like in his six fifties probably
[01:02:44] He's older than you think he is. Yeah, he's old. Yeah, I mean I doubt he's 60. He's probably like 58 when you're talking about that judge
[01:02:53] There was like a crisis because this woman who's like 600 pound woman got elected as a judge. Yeah
[01:03:01] And she had to be like taken off the bench because she was like she was massively fat
[01:03:07] She was on oxygen. She couldn't walk she had a rascal
[01:03:10] And she made her bailiff like massage her feet and stuff and massage her back
[01:03:15] She like her husband she like brought to court and had the clerk swear him in to so he could testify about whether he did
[01:03:24] His chores at home or not what she was like a monster like the state like like a supreme court
[01:03:31] I had to like get her off the bench with like rules her husband went to jail for 15 years for hitting her with a frying
[01:03:39] And then yeah, she like they got a classic crime dude. That's like a frying pan domestic violence. Yeah, that's a classic one
[01:03:48] And it was it was just front page news every day because this bitch would just fall asleep like in the middle of testimony
[01:03:55] She was like the bailiff like asked to like get transferred trial with any signs
[01:03:59] I she was just she got elected somehow a big bitch. She was like 600 pounds. I was like medically fucking fat
[01:04:08] And then she was so fat. Yo, you gotta see a picture of her too. She looks the pictures just incredible
[01:04:15] She's like she's on oxygen all day long
[01:04:18] That's fucked up. Yeah, look judge Halverson
[01:04:28] Oh my god, this is yeah, she might be more than 600 pounds. She's dead. She died. Thank God
[01:04:45] Imagine being just being that bitch and being like oh, I can't find any clothes that fit. I guess I'll become a judge
[01:04:57] Only job where oh man look at this drinking Pepsi respect
[01:05:02] Dude, it's so funny. I would love to have seen it in in the flesh damn
[01:05:09] bailiff to attend it imagine having to touch that woman in any way the bail if she used to make the bail of put her shoes on because she was so
[01:05:20] How much is pain to be a bailiff probably not an hour and then he got transferred and then she hired her own security detail
[01:05:30] It was like every day there was a new protector from what crackers. I don't know. Yeah, why was she?
[01:05:36] I don't know who cares fuck this bitch. Why were you looking into this fat judge?
[01:05:43] I just remembered it when you were talking about that judge that was doing pranks. I was like
[01:05:46] I remember that 900 pound judge in Vegas. It's such a Vegas story, too
[01:05:54] What happens in Vegas stays in it's a shame. She wasn't a judge that oversaw the court case against you and your father having gay sex
[01:06:01] Yeah, but the case busted open by yours truly
[01:06:13] I'm just a detective from New Hampshire. I'm a humble detective
[01:06:16] You're out of your jurisdiction. No, my jurisdiction covers guys that fuck their dads
[01:06:22] And because of the new Beijing extradition laws it affects New Hampshire
[01:06:27] I gotta get I gotta get to funny mom's oh
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[01:06:43] If you listen everyone, please come see me this week in Detroit and Kalamazoo, Michigan
[01:06:52] Will also be and Lafayette. I added a bunch of cities to the ruthless and toothless final
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[01:07:19] But yeah, I'm coming to a bunch of fucking cities this week Detroit can almost you come in and he's ready to do the show
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