[00:00:00] And Clinton Hill was bad starting. Yeah. All right. We're talking about neighborhoods. Keep going. I'll tell everybody Clinton Hill was bedside. Wow.

[00:00:09] And it was a real estate thing. They're like, it was real estate. People won't move to bedside, but they'll move.

[00:00:14] And now they have Sivasan Heights, which is also just bedside, but they changed the name there because they were.

[00:00:19] They people that live farther around the day. I think is an old is an old. That's crazy. Because if it was new, it would sound prettier than Dutch kills.

[00:00:26] Yeah, we got big city amber on that. FTA fat city.

[00:00:30] By the way, people may ask me to sign things with that. They're always sort of disappointed that I'm like a hearty beak up.

[00:00:39] I'm sorry. So what FTM stands for Fat City, man?

[00:00:41] Yeah. Well, I'm actually I'm FTM.

[00:00:47] I am FTM.

[00:00:49] Yeah, I took pills to become FTM.

[00:00:50] I had you guys you guys must have known guys with big titties, right? Like just voluptuous.

[00:00:58] We know what not me. I don't even first of all know that's not what I'm telling you.

[00:01:03] That's always so funny where they developed that posture. Yes.

[00:01:05] Where it's like to hide their breasts.

[00:01:07] Yeah. No, just this is just what I look like.

[00:01:09] These are pecs, bro.

[00:01:12] That does actually seem like it really sucks. Like when you see a guy with just like not like round.

[00:01:18] Yeah, like not just a fan like yes.

[00:01:21] Yeah, it is actually that I want to suck on the like a genuine pity for that because that sucks.

[00:01:27] Although there must on some some trends women probably get that delta.

[00:01:34] Yeah, no, I knew a girl who like that might be when they get top surgery.

[00:01:38] But what I'm saying is what if you're one of those guys biological one of those guys can get top surgery like a trans woman or like a trans man.

[00:01:45] Sometimes people have like, you know, they want their titties more than one X crime zone.

[00:01:50] So that you know, they got a head start. Oh, I see what you're saying.

[00:01:53] Yeah. Thank you for list trying to listen.

[00:01:55] I was just confused. Yeah. I bet you were.

[00:01:58] You're saying if a guy with droopy titties transition.

[00:02:00] Not droopy beautiful titties beautiful circular. Yeah.

[00:02:04] Yeah.

[00:02:05] Then then they get to hold on to those titties.

[00:02:08] Mm hmm.

[00:02:09] I wonder if you could do liposuction on the rest of their body to keep the titties because if you if you were

[00:02:15] you worked out, I knew a friend of mine who had big titties in high school.

[00:02:19] Why people? Why people?

[00:02:21] Socks. Why people?

[00:02:23] Yeah.

[00:02:24] Do you do you do white people?

[00:02:26] Excuse me.

[00:02:27] You suck my penis.

[00:02:29] You call it.

[00:02:30] Try to get your D.

[00:02:31] Suck.

[00:02:32] Can I get white people?

[00:02:33] Sucks.

[00:02:34] I'm going to buy.

[00:02:35] My first section.

[00:02:36] You offer it, please.

[00:02:39] Damn.

[00:02:42] I'm trying to I'm trying to get a happy ending, dude.

[00:02:46] I'm having any massage.

[00:02:48] Yeah.

[00:02:49] It's a good way to end a massage.

[00:02:52] I'll say that.

[00:02:53] Yeah.

[00:02:54] What about a happy beginning?

[00:02:57] Sexly.

[00:02:59] Take the rhythm.

[00:03:01] No, not a slave.

[00:03:02] I want to independent practice.

[00:03:03] Be fun to sing that while getting the hand.

[00:03:05] Sexly.

[00:03:07] Take the rhythm.

[00:03:08] Take the rhythm.

[00:03:12] Go to Williamsburg for a girl with a septum ring for their happy ending.

[00:03:16] True, true, true.

[00:03:17] But that's a lot of travel.

[00:03:19] It is.

[00:03:20] You could expensive.

[00:03:21] You want to be an ethical consumer.

[00:03:22] You're right.

[00:03:23] Fuck.

[00:03:24] If you talk about it on the pod, you can expensive.

[00:03:26] What about, what if they opened up?

[00:03:28] What if we started teaching septum, piercing girls, had a massage?

[00:03:31] I think it's your selfish.

[00:03:33] What if I started a scholarship program for, for, for, for second?

[00:03:37] Yeah.

[00:03:38] For sex workers without the funds to go to masseuse school.

[00:03:41] Yeah.

[00:03:42] That could be my, that could be my fucking.

[00:03:43] I think that's a good idea.

[00:03:45] Thank you.

[00:03:46] This is Dobby baby.

[00:03:47] He's a school for bitches who should give back rubs.

[00:03:50] Yeah.

[00:03:51] Right.

[00:03:52] Yes.

[00:03:53] And that way we can get ethical farm to table.

[00:03:54] Ethical.

[00:03:55] Ethical.

[00:03:56] Ethical.

[00:03:57] Ethical.

[00:03:58] There's no ethical consumption.

[00:03:59] I would take ethical consumption.

[00:04:00] Yeah.

[00:04:01] Yeah.

[00:04:02] My wife, she, she passed away from ethical consumption.

[00:04:04] What is that in this one?

[00:04:09] Yeah.

[00:04:10] That's mixed in up a lot of things.

[00:04:12] Yeah.

[00:04:13] It's a, it's a birculosis.

[00:04:14] Oh, consumption.

[00:04:15] I get it.

[00:04:16] Yeah.

[00:04:17] Oh, okay.

[00:04:18] Sorry.

[00:04:19] Take me a minute.

[00:04:20] She died of, uh, ethnical consumption.

[00:04:21] So, uh, how was everybody's weekend?

[00:04:22] You know, we were just talking.

[00:04:23] Amber, I saw Amber at the Bernie rally.

[00:04:26] I'm jealous, dude.

[00:04:27] If you had sex with Susan Sarandon, I'm going to be pissed.

[00:04:29] I fucked Susan Sarandon.

[00:04:30] Are you kidding?

[00:04:31] Yeah.

[00:04:32] When he dropped, uh,

[00:04:33] I fucked her first.

[00:04:34] No.

[00:04:35] But Amber fucked her first.

[00:04:36] But whatever.

[00:04:37] I fucked Chris Sarandon.

[00:04:38] I made him take my name.

[00:04:39] Do you know why you could do worse?

[00:04:41] Is he hot?

[00:04:42] Yeah.

[00:04:43] Who is that?

[00:04:44] Her brother?

[00:04:45] No.

[00:04:46] So Chris Sarandon and Sarah Sarandon got married when they both started being actors and then she

[00:04:50] became famous and divorced him and kept his name.

[00:04:52] Damn.

[00:04:53] Oh, that's right.

[00:04:54] We talked about it.

[00:04:55] Oh, then she's more famous than them with his name, which is a really alpha move.

[00:04:58] He's between that and the perfect big natural.

[00:05:00] He's not being Michael Norrie.

[00:05:05] You see, you see, guy, you're like, is that Chris Sarandon and it's Michael Norrie?

[00:05:08] Oh, who's Michael Norrie?

[00:05:10] Michael Norrie.

[00:05:11] Norrie.

[00:05:12] Yeah.

[00:05:13] I think we had this exactly.

[00:05:14] We had this.

[00:05:15] I think we did.

[00:05:16] That's Princess Bride.

[00:05:18] That's right.

[00:05:19] Yeah.

[00:05:20] Like that's, I think, his biggest role.

[00:05:21] He's in Fright Night.

[00:05:23] That, that, Princess Bride is pretty big.

[00:05:25] Yeah.

[00:05:26] And he does good of it.

[00:05:27] I tried well.

[00:05:28] I finally tried watching.

[00:05:29] He's going to be as big as Sarandon.

[00:05:30] It's gay.

[00:05:31] It's gay.

[00:05:32] Yeah, you can't watch it.

[00:05:33] And if you like it, you're gay.

[00:05:34] Yeah.

[00:05:35] If you watch it as a kid, it was probably fine.

[00:05:37] Yeah.

[00:05:38] Same thing.

[00:05:39] Ted Cruz's favorite movie is the.

[00:05:40] Oh, I watch it.

[00:05:41] Really?

[00:05:42] Yeah.

[00:05:43] I re-watched Donah and Giant recently and that was good still.

[00:05:46] What was it?

[00:05:47] I only saw that as an adult.

[00:05:48] I've never seen it.

[00:05:49] I don't remember.

[00:05:50] I think I saw it as a kid.

[00:05:51] I remember John.

[00:05:52] You would love a hard giant.

[00:05:53] This is a fight.

[00:05:54] He's a giant who only wants to do good, but he's made for, as a war machine.

[00:05:58] Damn.

[00:05:59] Is there fighting?

[00:06:00] He doesn't know any better.

[00:06:01] Damn.

[00:06:02] So he just military tries to kill him.

[00:06:04] But he says fuck my dick military.

[00:06:06] Yeah.

[00:06:07] He, his will triumphs and he goes against his evil nature.

[00:06:11] That sounds good.

[00:06:12] I would watch that.

[00:06:13] Yeah.

[00:06:14] It's about sacrifice.

[00:06:15] It's about epoxy.

[00:06:16] It's Adam likes to fuck up.

[00:06:17] He's going to touch superglue and then touch all the bunch of other stuff in my house.

[00:06:21] He wants to make sure he gets fucking silicone and I would glue all over his fingers so he

[00:06:26] can then touch the microphone.

[00:06:27] I like dried glue.

[00:06:28] You're like a loosey old ball without any charm.

[00:06:32] Yeah.

[00:06:33] Would you, would you peel it off your dick?

[00:06:37] Would I peel dried glue off my dick?

[00:06:39] If I had to.

[00:06:41] If I had it all over my dick, I probably would.

[00:06:44] I would like, would you smear it on in a thin layer for the express purpose of wiping it

[00:06:49] off?

[00:06:50] No, but I used to eat it when I was a kid.

[00:06:53] You were, well, not in a pocket, like paste, right?

[00:06:56] Paste eating.

[00:06:57] You were the paste eater kid.

[00:06:59] No, like the clear.

[00:07:00] The cutting and pasting 401, which he took in his senior year at GW.

[00:07:07] I did not have a senior year if you knew anything.

[00:07:10] We're going to get our due channel.

[00:07:12] I did three years and graduated early.

[00:07:14] Adam is the best one to have one time to have sex.

[00:07:17] Can I, to save money, Sam.

[00:07:20] Mrs. teacher, I accidentally sucked on the glue stick.

[00:07:26] I told you not to put anything that looks like a cylinder out here.

[00:07:29] I will suck on it.

[00:07:30] My mom wrote you the letter.

[00:07:32] Adam and geometry class.

[00:07:34] Mrs. Feinberg, what are we going to learn about cylinders?

[00:07:37] We'll get to the cylinders.

[00:07:41] We're working on cubes right now.

[00:07:44] Can we talk, can I move ahead in the book?

[00:07:46] I already did all the homework so we can get to the cylinder part.

[00:07:51] That would be cool.

[00:07:53] Someone was that gay.

[00:07:56] Yeah.

[00:07:58] Yeah.

[00:08:00] Got his ass.

[00:08:02] Yep.

[00:08:03] Got his ass.

[00:08:04] That would be funny to be in college and call the professor Mrs. teacher.

[00:08:09] Yeah.

[00:08:10] I used to eat the glue that they'd affixed mailers.

[00:08:16] In magazines they'd affixed the thing you tear out to mail them.

[00:08:21] Oh, and clear stuff that you play with the brush.

[00:08:24] Yeah, I used to eat that when I was a kid.

[00:08:26] Because I had a little chewy thing too.

[00:08:28] No, he means the shit that you peel off.

[00:08:30] You peel it off.

[00:08:31] There is nothing more similar to old cum.

[00:08:34] It's not old cum.

[00:08:36] It's not old cum.

[00:08:37] It doesn't dry like that.

[00:08:40] It's pretty similar though.

[00:08:43] No, cum makes things crusty.

[00:08:45] It does.

[00:08:46] If you didn't really know what cum was like, you would think that's what it was like.

[00:08:52] You don't like that shower cum that congeals immediately.

[00:08:55] It is a little bit like that.

[00:08:56] Yes.

[00:08:57] It is like shower cum.

[00:08:58] That's true.

[00:08:59] What is shower?

[00:09:00] Don't pretend.

[00:09:02] Don't pretend.

[00:09:04] Here somebody spilled cottage cheese all over the floor of the shower

[00:09:09] Don't pretend like you haven't seen come and water at like Dasha. Did you spill cottage?

[00:09:15] You're talking about seven months ago. You're like did you spill cottage cheese again?

[00:09:20] Wow, that's rude. I'm sorry. It was funny to me. I couldn't help myself. It is funny to think of Adam

[00:09:29] I guess Dajla cottage cheese in the shower again. Yeah, that is funny. It is fun

[00:09:43] I'm not trying to be me. I couldn't help myself

[00:09:50] Iron giant. Yeah, he's the reverse. Yeah, I'm the reverse make his name for war, but he wants to be peaceful

[00:09:57] No, he's the exact until yeah, he's made for peace Harry Connick Jr. And a boy teach me to not be evil anymore

[00:10:04] Mm-hmm. Are you wait? I'm hoping I get a lot more Harry Connick Jr. Now that Jeff Goldblum is a sex pest

[00:10:11] Oh, yeah, he's right. He would I don't think it's been established. I think it's

[00:10:16] Rumors this thing that he just slinks around me and creepy cuz like that's his whole everyone knew that

[00:10:22] There's an interview with this huge dick out

[00:10:24] Oh my god, he definitely does respect. Yeah, that's a big dick kind of guy

[00:10:30] That is a big kind of guy. I mean like the term big dick energy is overused, but like you can tell

[00:10:36] I'm not shocked at all. Yeah, I

[00:10:38] I definitely could see goldblum just walking around with a monster if I remember correctly

[00:10:44] I think it might actually be like overly big like wow

[00:10:48] Is there any movies where you can kind of see a cock print that we could

[00:10:58] Yeah, it's it's about creativity. It's about dancing. I

[00:11:03] I feel I hated those commercials. I don't even remember that was like for the old Macintosh computer

[00:11:11] Are you gay try it out?

[00:11:15] San Francisco, how do you know you don't like kissing a guy

[00:11:20] You're in a bath house you try to get clean we're here in San Francisco, we're just I can't wait to just try

[00:11:26] Just give it a taste

[00:11:29] Just try it out once maybe

[00:11:31] So what who's who's saying goldblum is a sex pest some lady some journalists is like I've gotten so many

[00:11:40] Right, that's crazy to do that and then married like a billionaire. Yeah, she's like just does nothing all day between

[00:11:48] She tweets and takes down life takes down honorable men that look like hotter versions of me

[00:11:55] Yeah, I know we

[00:12:01] If you

[00:12:04] What did you say stuff but she didn't publish anything she just said she just tweeted like I've heard

[00:12:09] She's collecting emails in their shocking you know journalism collecting emails, you know email collector

[00:12:17] Isn't that weird to just say before you had like before you've written. Yeah, that's what we would call unethical

[00:12:22] That is that's what I would journalists would be you know, that's what I was

[00:12:29] As a man who you're not supposed to give teasers

[00:12:33] He's probably just one of those guys that's like 50 or 60 and folks like 19 year olds and it pisses off ladies

[00:12:40] Sure, but I mean he could also be raping you never know

[00:12:44] He could I don't know

[00:12:46] Let's read a story you get to look into it because as far as I'm concerned it's just celebrity gossip

[00:12:52] It's bad like as bad as the Kevin Spacey stuff like he fucking like like rape the 14 year old girl

[00:12:58] And then Kevin Spacey is like

[00:13:01] Jeff Goldman's like I just I'd like to come out publicly and say that I'm Jewish

[00:13:05] Pre-ep

[00:13:13] Struggle with this identity

[00:13:16] Spacey stuff was weird because I have like literally three different friends who like told me like well before it

[00:13:23] They're like it's a thing when you see Kevin Spacey at like a bar you like

[00:13:28] Avoid him because he gets drunk and he will grab your dick

[00:13:32] Yeah, I knew a guy that was in drama school in London. He was like a guest professor for this semester

[00:13:37] He's like

[00:13:39] Drama school

[00:13:43] Straight but

[00:13:47] Good one

[00:13:52] Bernardo laughing it there was like a commercial for like this guy it was some show on like the home

[00:13:59] Network this guy named Christopher something

[00:14:08] The bald guy with the beard

[00:14:10] Gagot and he was the game so hard my parents is watching 10 HD TV and my dad would always turn it off on that guy

[00:14:26] I forget it's like something like Christopher

[00:14:29] I think Christopher sucked it and he was just but the commercial it wasn't even him decorating

[00:14:34] He just had this ribbon like run around like a fucking that guy ruled like a fly

[00:14:39] You know that like that where it's just like a white screen here. You guys are I just watched the

[00:14:44] Simpson's happy yesterday with with John Waters. We're a home. I love that one

[00:14:49] So big fat party where he takes he takes part to a gay a gay steel

[00:14:58] He's like he's like why would you take him to a gay steel

[00:15:02] We were card we play Christopher Lo. Yeah, Christopher Lo. Yeah

[00:15:11] That guy rock. Yeah, no my great grandmother loved him

[00:15:16] My dad reacted that way to him and to

[00:15:19] Chris cotann from SNL

[00:15:22] He's like the joke is that he's gay. He's like I don't fucking got it. He gets so mad one of those guys who spent his career

[00:15:30] Like being someone who acted

[00:15:35] Became like

[00:15:37] Right

[00:15:39] Because he cucked himself with his own act basically

[00:15:42] He's just my theory really he spent the whole time like being mango or whatever. Yeah, you have to lash out later and hate women

[00:15:49] He's not gay. No, he's not you probably I don't know this guy. I don't know this guy Christopher. Yeah, I just

[00:15:59] That commercial is like is like after suddenly Susan Christopher Lo

[00:16:05] You do like the network bumpers

[00:16:10] Just be him like running around like the fucking scream

[00:16:12] Just like as it as an 11 or 12 year old just weeping

[00:16:20] Just because a man is gay

[00:16:30] That guy rules. Yeah, now I remember going to there was another thing is like my aunt had a barbecue and she invited some gay guy

[00:16:38] Mm-hmm and fucking me and my cousin we were like eight and we were like

[00:16:44] Like we got nice

[00:16:46] Polite smiling and everything probably collects dolls

[00:16:52] Yeah, give it offering him like our other cousins like baby doll. She had

[00:16:55] I mean he didn't get I mean he didn't assume that we were being homophobic

[00:17:08] Like

[00:17:10] Is your girlfriend yeah, yeah

[00:17:22] When yeah, you get away with everything you just you still have that innocence. Oh, yeah the innocence of childhood of child

[00:17:29] Just ripping up all the tulips out of the Indian family's yard the innocence

[00:17:40] Strying that Indian in this garden

[00:17:43] Missing in their mailbox

[00:17:46] God what a fucking annoying child neighbor you must have been did what was mostly

[00:17:51] Interestingly enough a South African friend named Adam who was also Jewish and he was sort of an instigator. Oh really

[00:17:58] Yeah, I was like let's blame the Jews. He's like what are the idea man and then we find a n*** to do it

[00:18:04] We wouldn't do it ourselves

[00:18:06] Light the Vietnamese families house on the corner the house nothing

[00:18:23] We beat this shit out

[00:18:28] Oh my god, is this your wallberg moment?

[00:18:31] It's a wallberg story no, and I felt I met or remember feeling bad form immediately like he was on his bike

[00:18:37] We kicked him off the bike. Uh-huh and then knock them around and then I was like I'm real

[00:18:42] Sorry like immediately like pick them back up put him back on the bike

[00:18:45] It's like the case the motherfuckin the water bottle holder like came off the bike

[00:18:50] I like put it back on and we're like alright later, man

[00:18:53] Yeah, I don't know like six or seven or you just like that feral age. Yeah, and that kid he didn't even process that for years later

[00:19:05] I remember going past her house one time and his older sister who I didn't I probably you know

[00:19:10] I was a child so I wasn't horny, but now that I think back I probably damn

[00:19:13] I probably really would have wanted to fuck that

[00:19:17] If you were

[00:19:19] Yeah, well she would sit out

[00:19:21] Like she has like white out and she was painting I remember like sticking with me

[00:19:26] It's like burned in memory if she was sitting outside her house and right out she she wrote fuck like on her inner thigh

[00:19:34] I'm trying to get she's trying to get cream pie

[00:19:37] Hill

[00:19:39] Yeah, oh yeah, I'm like I gotta beat up your brother

[00:19:42] Yeah, you're making her brother wear her clothes put these on put these on and hold my hand I

[00:19:56] Gotta go Christian for lols

[00:20:01] Laugh at him I

[00:20:03] Have to also laugh at every other game and I see and be obsessed with them and think about them over and over again all the time

[00:20:15] Damn

[00:20:16] Yeah, those Montgomery County trashy

[00:20:19] That's what that's a nice thing about diversity man as you realize every type of person is a piece of trash every race has their own trash

[00:20:26] Mm-hmm, and it's beautiful. Yeah, that's trash. There's v the means trash plenty of Jewish. That's all mostly

[00:20:34] Greeks Greeks are almost exclusively trash. That's a race

[00:20:40] An expression woman's trash is maybe worth 15 cents

[00:20:44] You get a couple of cents for this you put that in the bank in four years that's 72 cents

[00:20:58] It's one of their expression I heard this story about my ancestors like my grandma's didn't happen my grandma's parents

[00:21:05] They were like so they made it up to create Israel. No, they're so poor never they had 10 kids

[00:21:11] They were all zero chance they were all born in different towns because they kept getting kicked out of the towns

[00:21:17] Cuz they were like horse thieves. Why do they keep why do they keep fucking cream pying if they were so poor?

[00:21:23] That's what poor people do

[00:21:28] What's the code for what pussy dot com for our bed DS my bookie my bookie

[00:21:35] Mother what are you kidding man? I'm sorry forgot you could have just said nothing

[00:21:40] Well, someone asked big Dave asked me today what the code was cool

[00:21:51] Dad

[00:21:53] suburbs Vancouver with his beautiful children and tiny wife he sounds cooler than you man

[00:21:57] I don't know but he's fine does great dash cam videos

[00:22:01] Fester

[00:22:03] Rock shout out to be so much better and so much brother just like every Jewish guy in fucking Brooklyn

[00:22:11] We just have our own version of yeah, there's too many if you ask me honestly

[00:22:15] Did you see the parade today on the way here? Oh my god?

[00:22:25] Oh, yeah, no, I agree Nick. Yeah, I don't know about Adam either

[00:22:29] I know Adams are fucking bitch. He probably doesn't even do action on games. Yeah, the only way sports is entertaining

[00:22:35] I'm afraid of action gambling if I was an opportunity for me to lose money. I'm on cocaine

[00:22:41] It's more exciting. Yes, sometimes I have a gut feeling about a matchup and sometimes I'm just betting on my team to piss off

[00:22:48] Whoever else is wrong. Oh, yeah, and regardless whether you've been betting for years. You're ready to play for the first time

[00:22:55] My bookie is your best bet this season. That's so true

[00:22:58] Listen if you're the kind of guy who likes to bet a little to win a lot

[00:23:03] If you wanted those type of fellas

[00:23:06] For instance if you like a couple of the big favorites this week parley's are perfect because they let you bet multiple games together

[00:23:12] For a much bigger payout. That's right. Adam. What are you looking at?

[00:23:17] You fuck up doing the read dude my say it's a parlay. It's a parlay

[00:23:22] Who are you thinking? Who do you like? I was looking at a card. I love the Ravens this card. I love Marjus

[00:23:30] Shoved it down fucking Seattle's ass cheeks. Yeah, fuck the fuck the fucking see-hogs and he ran for over a hundred

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[00:23:40] $400,000 I would put on everything I have and where would you do it and I would do it on my bookie.com

[00:23:45] I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it anywhere else any other betting site. I wouldn't do it because they are liars and frauds

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[00:24:05] What come down? Yeah, whatever that Vancouverino piece of shit. He wouldn't even come to our show when we were there

[00:24:12] Yeah

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[00:24:35] Firehouse subs was created by guys who were so fat they needed to call the fire department

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[00:27:10] That was a that was a big plot point on that show is they would always do things where they trick people into two different people. That's true. I

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[00:27:21] That was a good show really they're not yeah

[00:27:24] They're really their one person. I remember the episode where they go to vote and they they're like we can vote

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[00:28:34] No, honey. That's what they say in England

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[00:28:47] Wait a second. No, they didn't have

[00:28:51] It means yeah

[00:28:53] Until the 1980s you have to mail your cum

[00:28:56] To the court and then they would distribute it among the guys in the wigs. Yeah, wow

[00:29:02] That's really post office came from

[00:29:05] Franklin came up with that he had that it was called the glass armonica was a

[00:29:08] A big sorting system of wine glasses filled with the town is

[00:29:14] No, which yeah, it would spin the cum around and keep it fresh and then women would come by

[00:29:21] And they would put it in their pussies

[00:29:23] Really? Yeah, they did a thing where they would dress like indians and destroyed the town supply of cum

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[00:29:54] Yeah

[00:30:03] Yeah, that's really tight. I didn't know that yeah, I just never explained how building seven

[00:30:09] Came down. Can you break that down for us real quick?

[00:30:13] Oh, it's crazy too. What went down really building seven

[00:30:18] Like it what's crazier to me is that they build the buildings in the first place. Mm-hmm. That's so true

[00:30:22] The physics of it don't never so many people must have worked on that

[00:30:27] Yeah, they explained maybe some air literally physically impossible to build a skyscraper that tall

[00:30:33] once let alone twice

[00:30:35] What about the birch califa the what?

[00:30:38] I just heard about this building in to you guys

[00:30:41] Is that me a califa architecture?

[00:30:44] No, it's the tallest building in the world everyone should know that shut up dude

[00:30:47] The bird's the bergie. I need to know there's two. There's me and me a diverge califa is a throw on cushion orange

[00:30:53] Using jack off the map from the Bronx. Do you hear me a califa made a hundred dollars doing porn?

[00:31:00] You made merely any money. Yeah, that's all right

[00:31:03] Apparently the way the way porn works

[00:31:05] model for the performers. I probably made more money beating off

[00:31:08] Yeah, I actually never beat off

[00:31:19] I only beat off to hijabi porn. So she's one of my babies in there. Yeah

[00:31:31] Definitely did go on a nice run of beating off to her when she first came out. Yeah, I never understood the appeal

[00:31:37] Well, she's okay. Yeah, she's got she's got a big old titties. Oh, yeah

[00:31:43] I could go out right now and thank you. Thank you. I'm catching an Indian woman. It looks like that

[00:31:47] No, she's not even she's pecka sitting, you know

[00:31:50] Like desi girls are like I'm consistently shocked by the hotness of the desi girls

[00:31:56] I see with guys who look like what's desi?

[00:32:01] South Asian or something type of indian

[00:32:03] Yeah, like really like

[00:32:08] Yeah, they're home. Yeah, like what am I?

[00:32:12] Remember her. Yeah, am I no fun?

[00:32:17] I like that song

[00:32:27] Pineapple express

[00:32:29] That was a great trailer. Maybe we're smoked some weed to that. Yeah, I remember I remember I fuck with my

[00:32:35] Apple Express. That was good

[00:32:38] My loser friends are gonna be so cool. We're gonna laugh so much. I like us. It's like our life. Yeah

[00:32:46] They don't get better, but they don't really like lose it. Yeah, I mean I like to their own

[00:32:50] I've been smoked they don't really lose their quality the first hill to kumar rocks. Yeah

[00:32:54] The second one is one of the worst movies of every quonton of a day. Yeah, it's all really

[00:32:58] James and dome is in that as bush. Yeah, I don't think herald and kumar should have gone political. Yeah

[00:33:06] And

[00:33:09] For obama. Yeah, that was so weird. It's like come on man. I remember when you were another person who

[00:33:15] likes to hit on friends of wine. Yeah, really?

[00:33:21] He's a nice respectful way

[00:33:23] I'm getting a lot of even show on a nice gentleman, but he's uh, he's got he's got eyes for the crowd

[00:33:27] He's just had a show on it. He's like just said like the some of the worst ratings for any fucking network

[00:33:33] Oh, did it sitcom. Yeah, well. Oh, it's about queens, right?

[00:33:37] I guess my burrow dude. We were on tv and we're already going well that you can't replace king of queens dude

[00:33:43] They tried to do it again. Lightingly strikes once baby

[00:33:47] You need a little bit more kevin james make that work. Is he from queens? I don't know

[00:33:51] Probably not. He's from white castle. You know what I mean. Yeah. Oh, yeah from sunny side

[00:33:59] I'm gonna make I'm gonna make a story and it's just gonna be a bunch of guys in tracksuits

[00:34:02] But they're different eastern european got yeah, racing and they all hate each other and they're fizzed by

[00:34:07] They all hate each other and then they all band together when a jewish guy moves into the neighborhood

[00:34:11] To fireball there's like a

[00:34:15] Spiring story

[00:34:17] To get a ballkin togetherness do the wrong thing quietly

[00:34:23] Me and a bunch of other white guys in bed style being like yeah, I know gentrification is bad

[00:34:27] But I'm too old to give a shit

[00:34:29] But these I try not to I try not to be like too obnoxious of a hipster

[00:34:33] I figure if I don't wear like I don't ride a unicycle around their neighborhood. It might not be as bad

[00:34:38] Yeah, the wrong thing quietly

[00:34:41] Good man. Yeah, I just try to dress and act like what they expect out of white people

[00:34:45] Yeah, I say dead ass to them. No, I don't do that

[00:34:48] That's that's doing the wrong thing loud. I whispered dead ass. I pass them on the street and I say how are you doing? Good afternoon?

[00:34:57] Yeah, it's very nice out. It's good to see you. That's working on your wallet outside. It helps with the white shit. Oh, honestly

[00:35:03] Yeah, probably with a beard. Yeah

[00:35:07] Yeah, there's a guy that I walk past when I walk my dog and you have sex with him

[00:35:12] And he's his car. I don't think you slipped off that black woman driving by I thought it was stop

[00:35:19] She was driving the same korola as you

[00:35:21] Yeah, she's like not threatened at all. She was no she shouted out the window at me

[00:35:26] Like she would at a toddler

[00:35:28] No, she would you do not she was threatening

[00:35:31] Presence she was incredibly threatened by me for my terrifying middle finger, which made her quake in her boots

[00:35:37] She gets a man when that lady when that lady called you a bitch ass n word

[00:35:44] Lady the lady in the bodega with just an all white track suit and then she came and kissed me on the cheek. She wanted a hug

[00:35:49] Yeah, women really can smell your

[00:35:53] You're not gonna. Yeah. Oh, yeah, there's uh, yeah older women really know that they can give it to me

[00:36:00] When I'm out on out and about it's awesome because she didn't know that me and adam were friends. I was just another guy

[00:36:05] She just made fun of me

[00:36:08] Together my friend cool guy

[00:36:12] I was driving around with friends one time and I was like mooning people on the highway

[00:36:15] Yeah, it's like one of those highways that like turns into a regular road or stoplights

[00:36:21] I had my ass out the window and he had lined this car up perfectly with this middle-aged black lady

[00:36:26] My ass is like fucking maybe a foot and a half away from her face

[00:36:30] And like, you know, he's like speed she's speeding up and slowing down or whatever

[00:36:34] And then we stopped at the red light. She's like, I don't want to see your white ass

[00:36:39] And I was like, oh, I'm sorry

[00:36:44] I thought it was funny. You're right. You don't deserve this

[00:36:48] I'm gonna go beat up a chinese boy. Yeah, i'm gonna go jack off to a Chinese teenager

[00:36:57] Yeah, you ever show your ass to anyone and adam you ever moon. Yeah all the time

[00:37:01] I

[00:37:03] I've showed you guys my ass before

[00:37:05] Mooning was so long my scrotum is yeah, you've got a little nuts a little heavy nuts. They're not little

[00:37:12] But the scrotum is long

[00:37:14] Yeah, they're not small nuts

[00:37:17] How many times do we have to go over this?

[00:37:20] You have little nuts that's not small inside yes, they do you saw them from behind their head

[00:37:26] See the full down. I know

[00:37:28] You can't see the full birth of the nuts bro. I saw them from the back

[00:37:34] Part of the sire exactly

[00:37:38] Really

[00:37:40] Small balls long at your grow

[00:37:44] Visually, it's like you know his thighs don't touch

[00:37:48] his

[00:37:51] I have to icap yeah, you know some people really covered your ass was high and tight

[00:37:56] I'll say that but it only it only uh it's not a badass

[00:37:59] It only served and baby no it was high that but it served

[00:38:03] I think a baby ass for gay men is actually considered sort of like oh you've been asked like a baby

[00:38:09] Is that coveted i think having a smooth i wouldn't be a coveted twink in the community

[00:38:15] No, you're ugly. I'm not coming to the community. I'm just feared and respectful

[00:38:22] Yeah, i'm just

[00:38:24] Yeah

[00:38:30] Nobody wants to fuck me but they respect my tactics

[00:38:36] My strategic the awareness my tactical it's everyone's gone

[00:38:46] Oh, damn, did you just go in on criteria? No, this has been sitting around

[00:38:50] Oh, you got police where he wanted to yeah, I just watched one. I want to watch all those during the sale

[00:38:57] I can't watch john malchovich because john q sack blocked me on twitter and i feel bad about it really yeah

[00:39:03] But he has a crush on amber so maybe yeah, but that's what we should give you a good word

[00:39:09] Yeah, maybe amber could go in john q telling me your fears and respects me. Are you trying to get stuffed by q sack?

[00:39:15] Huh are you trying to get stuffed by kesack? No i told my editor not to give

[00:39:18] Why

[00:39:22] He's like a nice heavy scene gross point blank i love gross point and he's bernie look if i could have better off dead ira john q sack

[00:39:31] 100 that's your q sack that's my q sack i'm uh i'm the boob box over my

[00:39:37] Tastes but i'm a hot time machine guy i'm hot that's the q sack you

[00:39:42] That's my q sack

[00:39:44] I'm trying to get mad i'm holding up a boombox playing i love you you love me

[00:39:50] Wait, is that really are they actually making a part like a dark party movie and come on bro

[00:39:55] french coaches i love you

[00:39:59] Baby

[00:40:01] Get the fuck off my lawn asshole

[00:40:05] Stop sending my baby daughter letters every day

[00:40:09] Subtracts section my baby i don't think it's a party movie but like i don't think little kids watch bernie anymore is bernie still on tv

[00:40:18] I

[00:40:19] Think it might actually be like millennial nostalgia really i don't think kids watch bernie where i haven't

[00:40:26] I never thought bernie

[00:40:28] Next this is the next step after the life action bell

[00:40:36] She's wearing a purple

[00:40:38] How does she do to you this bad man?

[00:40:40] Her heads are so nice

[00:40:42] I'm gonna bring up lady way

[00:40:44] Talking about

[00:40:46] Honestly go up

[00:40:48] Mentally her mouth is a foot and a half wide

[00:40:51] And it's the size of her

[00:40:53] Or a head opens and expands yeah little kids are kicking her all the time stedman drawing

[00:41:01] So wait, they're just wait wait for real. It's supposed to be dark born

[00:41:05] Yeah, the guy that from get out the main guy is apparently trying to make a party

[00:41:10] They're dark born wait is is it supposed to be dark?

[00:41:13] Are you sure?

[00:41:15] Wait, I'm very confused when you cross mentally ill dine it

[00:41:24] I think it's for i think it's

[00:41:27] It probably is

[00:41:29] I would go to see a bernie movie

[00:41:31] One second

[00:41:33] Beauty and the beast it turns out

[00:41:35] 35 year old women the right for best you

[00:41:38] Yeah, well they're idiots

[00:41:40] But that but see the thing is bernie wasn't even good. It's the thing you watch is a literal baby

[00:41:45] Yeah, the minding was I mean, I loved sesame street and lamb chop when I was lamb chop. I love lamb chop. Sherry

[00:41:53] Adam, what did you say? Charlie horse. I said I hated lamb chop good

[00:41:58] What I didn't like was that she was jewish. Yeah, yeah, she had that a lamb chop pass over special

[00:42:03] I remember my mom

[00:42:07] My dad was like what the fuck is this

[00:42:11] And the

[00:42:13] Rugrats did that too that a pat that a pass over special

[00:42:16] That's the way I learned if you're worried about your kid being jewish you might want to give them a little pill called blue

[00:42:24] Doze to prevent jewishness. Yeah, this is the thing I love about blue chewers. It's got a shit ton of side effects

[00:42:33] Most most drugs you take them. They only do what they say they're

[00:42:36] They do what they do was but the nice thing about the drugs we

[00:42:39] Get rid of they give you a whole other bunch of dizziness. You don't even want

[00:42:45] Yeah, it's kind of like getting

[00:42:48] Hot ears sort of like one of those uh those birch boxers surprise boxes

[00:42:53] Where you get you don't know what you're getting you pay the subscription you get a whole new difference in a side effects

[00:42:58] It's awesome every month and one day sometimes is that it removes

[00:43:03] Judaism from a child

[00:43:05] Yeah, but it had you have to do early so give the babe about six six years older younger

[00:43:09] But it tastes like candies

[00:43:11] My wife take blue chew while she's pregnant to make sure my son's penis comes out hard

[00:43:19] My son being born

[00:43:22] In the hospital so the doctor knows that I fucked her to have that baby

[00:43:27] That yeah, I fuck

[00:43:28] You probably thought this is what artificial insemination

[00:43:31] I am a fucking yeah, my baby's hard. My baby's penis is hard nine months later

[00:43:37] That's how good the pipe was he having sex

[00:43:41] Just putting my chin on the doctor's shoulder whispering it into his ear

[00:43:53] Look at it for a long time. That's what I thought you doctor piece of shit

[00:43:57] You fucking doc shit doctor

[00:44:03] Blue chew calm is the only medically approved medicine

[00:44:11] That's so true that is the only medically approved medicine

[00:44:15] The only one the old we're talking doctors four out of five dentists recommend blue chew to make your teeth bluer

[00:44:27] It is the only penis medicine that will make your teeth blue

[00:44:33] That's serious luck. Yeah, blue chew calm gets what I love is when I go to that website

[00:44:38] I'm already my penis is already getting hard when I go to the website because I know my dick is getting pills that I eat

[00:44:44] For it to work. That's right and blue chew calm. There's no embarrassing doctor visit

[00:44:50] Nope, there's only a Skype interview which only Adam had to do. Yeah, you have to jack off on cam for one old man

[00:44:57] Yeah, they're like yeah, we said someone said your balls are too small

[00:45:03] Uh, yeah, we're gonna need you to get a hop on we're gonna need you to jack off from behind all fours from behind

[00:45:09] Yeah, we're gonna need to see your balls

[00:45:11] Well, this is the blue chew has actually cured my balls issue. No, it has no it has it's a great medicine

[00:45:18] But it's not that powerful my scrotum is more tossed up line and my plums are

[00:45:24] Fatter out of me. I don't have to get surgery to have his balls tightened up

[00:45:30] Hell yeah, it's a little snip snip you take away like a couple inches. That would be a procedure, right?

[00:45:36] I would do that sure. Yeah, I would get I would get the slack taken out of my sack

[00:45:39] Why did because it's uncomfortable. It looks yeah, it looks nicer

[00:45:44] Compassion looks all it'll look weird, dude

[00:45:47] No, I love that is like my favorite part of like knowing that summer is coming when you like walk down the street

[00:45:53] You can see a guy do that awkward kind of plea. Oh, yeah to try and unstick your balls stick his balls

[00:46:00] Yeah, she's always getting stuck. It's like more vulgar than if he had just like grabbed them and moved them

[00:46:06] That's what I do. I'm gonna stick my feet. I know what you're doing. It's fine. Mm-hmm. I agree

[00:46:13] Yeah, I would never plie in public

[00:46:16] Because you don't have the flexibility to you're not an athlete well if you go to blueshoe.com

[00:46:21] There's free plie lessons

[00:46:24] Sign up with promo code come town and you get three

[00:46:27] Was it bar berry sessions bar bar. Yeah, you get that for free

[00:46:36] But use promo code just do lots of squats

[00:46:40] Yeah, which Adam can't do because his balls will drag on the ground. Yeah, that's how I know I've reached the bottom

[00:46:47] Is when my balls touch balls touch they kiss it was funny that they went and lifted weights

[00:46:52] That wasn't funny Nick and those pictures. I really don't appreciate looking at them

[00:46:59] Nick has a picture of me just showing me form on a bench press. So it looks like I'm well

[00:47:04] I'm just doing a bench press for zero plates

[00:47:07] But then it's just post your normal bench press which is which is two plates each side 45

[00:47:16] But yeah, but it does look very funny

[00:47:18] He looks pathetic me just it's the most of that. I felt bad when I looked at the picture

[00:47:23] How did you not immediately know that he would do that?

[00:47:26] Well, he was showing me form and I thought that

[00:47:30] Really nice to you Nick respects the gym enough to know that when someone's trying to make a change in their life

[00:47:35] It's not something that you should make but he also knows that you would go twice and then never come again

[00:47:39] So basically you disrespect no, I'm already just by showing

[00:47:42] Honestly why I did it is because I was happy for him going to the gym

[00:47:45] But I knew that he would just be a sniveling

[00:47:49] Mocking a piece of shit after he gave up on his own plans three weeks later

[00:47:53] Right. That's what he said. You know, so when I was like

[00:47:56] Oh, he's with his friends at the gym. It's like you just send out him that picture of himself

[00:48:02] Struggling the lifting it is it is a very embarrassing picture and I wasn't struggling to lift the bar

[00:48:09] Let's be honest. I'm sneezing his glasses are all fall done

[00:48:12] It's amazing

[00:48:17] A lot of allergens wedgie there's his socks are soaked in urine

[00:48:24] Anyways blue chew calm that's right

[00:48:28] Blue blue blue blue blue blue

[00:48:31] It's first of all the only doctor

[00:48:33] inspected medicine and made in the states

[00:48:36] It's the generic not generic version you for that you can find the Costco or whatever this stuff

[00:48:41] You can only get a blue chew calm. It's tolattafill and vaginasil

[00:48:48] Medicines that are used in Viagra and and

[00:48:51] Peashare

[00:48:53] And what they do is they're chewable so they can work up to twice as fast as the other ones

[00:49:00] Did you got a hurry? You got your big cock on deck, right? You know that woman's gonna figure out that like, you know

[00:49:07] That guns not loaded

[00:49:09] Eventually she's gonna she'll be disgusted

[00:49:12] That it's a squirt. He's he's probably would have shot me by now

[00:49:16] Instead of just staring at me waiting for you now. Just chewing. Give me a second. Yeah. Give me about seven minutes

[00:49:22] Just give me 30 minutes to an hour

[00:49:26] And then we're gonna get this sexual encounter started

[00:49:29] This consensual

[00:49:31] Meet a woman without an erection. It's like offensive. Yeah, that's what I was saying

[00:49:35] I always try to get hard before I approach a woman in a bar and then I hold a

[00:49:40] Pill I bring a throat throw pillow with me to the bar

[00:49:44] And I hold it over my crotch. That's a good idea and she's like, what's that for? I'm like, I'm just hanging it. I'm comfortable this way

[00:49:54] My blue chew calm

[00:49:56] She's like oh your dick doesn't work. I'm like it does now bitch

[00:50:00] Does pumped will leave my attitude calm and I use promo code

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[00:50:11] Our own millennial men just like impotent now. No, like Brooklyn is impotent

[00:50:17] What it is is it's probably like just everyone just beats off the porn constantly. Yeah desensitization

[00:50:23] It's also like especially in New York. I think also everyone's on you can fuck like 900 people you could fuck anyone

[00:50:29] I I also think everyone's on antidepressants

[00:50:31] And like that'll take the wind out of your sense. Yeah, it's a depressants at her all a bunch of shit to fuck your cock up

[00:50:39] Yeah, you can't get fully hard on at her all

[00:50:42] I was like legitimately I had like

[00:50:45] Ed

[00:50:46] From fucking at her all I went like I mean it took like 400 milligrams and I was up for like three days but

[00:50:52] 400 milligrams. Yeah, dude

[00:50:55] We would like I had a friend that just had see somehow got like three different prescriptions to add

[00:50:59] I don't have I don't probably shouldn't have a prescription

[00:51:03] Right. He would just crush up like at her all in dachshundran and like make like mounds like scarface

[00:51:07] Mounds you just do lines stay up for like that's why game

[00:51:12] No smoked cigarettes

[00:51:16] For a deadline every once in a while like I wouldn't want to yeah

[00:51:20] Particularly nice feeling people like really cool on it. Yeah sick

[00:51:26] Yeah

[00:51:31] Potentially

[00:51:35] I should have this shit in front of me before I start talking. Yeah, you've been doing this read for a while

[00:51:41] Well, we're giving them their money's getting these monies worth

[00:51:45] Hey doing this advertised advertised Larry here advertised Larry. Oh, it's the advertised time

[00:51:51] How you doing they bring me on to do to do the app advertisements

[00:51:58] You're right Adam's trying to be cool and drink beer

[00:52:06] Yeah, sippy cup

[00:52:09] Baby medicine

[00:52:11] Baby the microphone

[00:52:13] stupid baby

[00:52:15] I hate you. I hate you. You should do it. I hate you. I don't want to have sex with you

[00:52:23] Okay, yeah, I'm okay. I just went down the wrong way shut up

[00:52:30] This sugar-free monster zero ultra is pretty good. It's the best of them

[00:52:35] And I don't really like and I don't feel crazy from it

[00:52:38] No, a lot of energy drinks do make me feel psycho. Oh, yeah, dude

[00:52:46] Sugar how's it? Well, we're fucking figuring this out come see me do stand up 11 6 Wednesday at the stress factory

[00:52:53] and then friday and lafayette, Louisiana

[00:52:56] 11 8 and you wore this at 11 9

[00:52:59] and then uh

[00:53:00] Atlanta on the 23rd of November

[00:53:03] Bridgeport stress factory the 21st and I'm also in zainies Nashville on the 24th

[00:53:11] That's right. I'm gonna get cash bill cash bill dude. It's a good time that ashville

[00:53:16] and then Baltimore

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[00:53:41] I like for some of their competitors discrete packaging they shipped to your neighbor, which is annoying super annoying

[00:53:46] You gotta ask them for your pills a lot of a lot of these

[00:53:51] Which blue true is the only one that actually sends your mail to you

[00:53:56] Instead of other places

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[00:54:04] Uh the Chewables from blue true are prescribed by blue chew

[00:54:08] Gives you confidence in bed every time you and your partner will love it

[00:54:12] But don't think you need to have a partner for these pills guys especially if you're sick

[00:54:16] Maybe the problem is that you're not you like we know a lot of guys don't have partners

[00:54:22] Yeah, I mean actually there's no shame in that no one who listens to this show has a partner. Yeah. Yeah

[00:54:28] Some of them have a bitch you got a bitch

[00:54:31] Doesn't let you call her that yeah, yeah

[00:54:34] You just call her that behind her you never dream of calling that right to her face

[00:54:39] But I would tell but I would tell I think I have turf toe

[00:54:43] No, you just turf. I don't know my toe hurts that I I've heard turf sports injury

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[00:55:09] Second weekend in November fat tuesday's is starting in the main showroom at the stand let's sell some ticks for that big room

[00:55:16] The big room when we got funny moms every Monday of course for the month except for the first Monday check the website

[00:55:25] and check the

[00:55:27] Yeah, check the website check your attitude and check your fucking attitude Adam calm down

[00:55:34] Attitude checked it has been checked. That's how it works

[00:55:38] We got that weird Wolverine

[00:55:40] Haitian guy checking people's attitudes at the door. Oh, yeah, I

[00:55:44] hate that guy

[00:55:46] He's gone. I excuse me

[00:55:48] Can I see your ideas sir?

[00:55:50] I've been there though. My favorite party's where can I see your ID please sir?

[00:55:54] And I'm like I'm on the show and he's like oh, okay, you see me every week

[00:55:58] Yeah

[00:55:59] My favorite part is where he just sits in his car and like was this the country music or something? Yeah, that's right. He likes country

[00:56:04] Yeah, that's cool to be a Jamaican guy though likes country

[00:56:08] I am

[00:56:10] Yeah, no, they get a lot of southern radio stations. Yeah, I just heard for the first time

[00:56:14] I like this because my parents abandoned me in the suncoast video

[00:56:20] I was raised by the the blade trilogy on VHS

[00:56:25] Playing constantly

[00:56:27] They're doing a blade showing a bonking

[00:56:29] Are they yeah

[00:56:31] Oh shit, that's sick like blade outside. Yeah

[00:56:34] Yeah, we should go from black panther to pay off Wesley Snipes tax bill. There you go. We should cosplay for that blade

[00:56:44] Screening in the park leather trenches. Yeah blackface leather trenches

[00:56:50] swords

[00:56:51] Who else has been blade? Stephen Dorff Stephen Dorff is good. He's really menacing Chris Christofferson. That's right

[00:56:58] Country music legends should be a black nerd only convention

[00:57:02] You know, yeah

[00:57:04] Like one that's exclusive who boo. What's like it's weird because black nerd in my think is has bled into black cool guy dumb

[00:57:12] Hi, I think literally only you think that oh no, they're like NBA players that are like I love Dragon Ball Z

[00:57:18] You know, maybe anime has but anime has I think anime has more

[00:57:23] At least certain enemies have like more

[00:57:27] It's more acceptable. Well, yeah, it's as

[00:57:29] Like popular black culture is determined more by yeah, you know, I guess

[00:57:39] Millennial I don't know. I don't know what the difference is. Yeah, we should stop trying to figure out society. I just I know about it

[00:57:46] Dude, I just want that there should be a blurred convention. I respect that

[00:57:52] What about that song blurred lines?

[00:57:54] Um, I bought this song called turd lines about your underwear

[00:57:59] That's pretty good Adam's small ass leaving big stains

[00:58:05] Honest he's got a small

[00:58:09] His asshole is what?

[00:58:11] Because guys fuck him because he loves you hitting himself and he shoots him soon

[00:58:17] Yeah, it is Adam seven sex with a guy and he's like damn you're really loose

[00:58:21] You must fuck a lot of guys and he's like actually no I shit myself

[00:58:27] Yeah

[00:58:30] Yeah another day punchin in

[00:58:34] You said it was singing this song

[00:58:50] It'd be great if this became the podcast of Long Island

[00:58:53] Yeah, you guys quit, but I can just sell out Madison Square Garden. I'd be like, this is a little one about how Adam's a faggot

[00:59:00] And then there's some piano I'm just like

[00:59:06] Whoa that day was blowing some guys and

[00:59:09] Oh, you guys know he get it man. Yeah, I'm like listen. We gotta we gotta get that water to Africa

[00:59:15] all the

[00:59:16] 50% of the ticket sales are going to get they're going to fucking

[00:59:21] There's not enough juice and Darfur

[00:59:25] Or something

[00:59:27] So we're doing something is Darfur still fucked up probably right. Oh, they for sure didn't fix it. Yeah

[00:59:34] Really, I saw a lot of tote bags, you know

[00:59:37] I felt like that was gonna do it. Yeah

[00:59:40] Do they get that guy kony

[00:59:43] For suck fucking off for fucking boys. No, and shit the kony guy that's that march

[00:59:49] He's still around. I think you should have known that in Africa, you know, because it's like spiders

[00:59:55] Right. He's like, I'm sure this guy's pretty scary, but he probably does kill all the other bugs

[01:00:03] You might be yeah, he's creepy and poisonous, but this is it. You know

[01:00:08] How do you know he doesn't have a nest where he's catching mosquitoes?

[01:00:11] Yeah, I think yeah, that is the kind of like

[01:00:14] Foreign policy attitude towards warlords that makes the most sense. It's like well, you know, it's best not to mess up the ecosystem

[01:00:22] They're like a Dexter, you know, they kill the bad guys one of the dumbest shows of all

[01:00:27] One of the dumbest I never watched one of the stupidest I never really watched this

[01:00:33] People say it really falls off at the end. I think it kind of fell off at the beginning

[01:00:38] I'm saying an entertaining show the first season

[01:00:41] Like how about a serial killer that is trained to use his powers only kill bad guys

[01:00:46] It's like well, how about you just watch the iron giant shut the fuck yeah, thank you iron giant already did it

[01:00:52] Better it's about harry conic jr. And boy

[01:00:55] Teaching a feared and respected giant wait the iron giant live officer rectile. I thought it was a cartoon

[01:01:03] He's made out of he's every part of him is hard except his dick

[01:01:11] We believe in you iron giant. Yeah, you can get hard

[01:01:14] Um, no, it's a cartoon. They didn't actually make a giant. Yeah

[01:01:20] We just keep talking about harry conic jr. There's a voice. Yeah, he does the voice. Do they draw him to look like they don't draw the voices stuff

[01:01:27] Do they draw them?

[01:01:32] What i'm saying is

[01:01:40] Stop you can't draw voice man

[01:01:42] Yeah, you can come on bro. I'm saying does he look like harry conic you know, we're 30 dude

[01:01:47] We should know you can't draw voice. Hold on hold on

[01:01:50] Here's why stars technically not wrong

[01:01:54] On the on the cell like the you couldn't technically draw a sound that's what i meant next

[01:02:02] You have some artistic ability to be able to transcribe the sound waves you can

[01:02:07] radically

[01:02:08] Draw a sound when i'm in think that's what stop meant

[01:02:11] Like grooves in a record. Yeah, so I guess he was right to ask if harry conic jr

[01:02:17] If they draw drew a voice that sounds no

[01:02:21] Him to look like harry conic jr. No, he's he just plays the voice of the guy

[01:02:27] Okay, but the guy that played simba looked like that too. Yeah, he looked like a lion

[01:02:32] Matthew mcconnich

[01:02:36] I can't wait to be king

[01:02:38] It's gonna be good when i'm king i'm gonna kill scar did the the live action bomb no one saw it right

[01:02:47] It did it did you that good everyone said it was bad right?

[01:02:50] The lad was good. I don't think that was just the it

[01:02:53] Yeah, it was supposed to be in the nose

[01:02:55] I don't think the genie should have used the n-word

[01:02:58] Yeah, I thought that that was weird that he kept using soft face

[01:03:03] That's what that just

[01:03:05] Realistic like

[01:03:07] Yeah, I just use that word freely here and everyone's fine with it in london times arabia

[01:03:14] often drop

[01:03:19] That's gonna be good

[01:03:22] That mondon time I like that they should recast it with all of the like yemeny guys that work at the bodegas

[01:03:28] Soft a n word all the time. Hey you

[01:03:31] Yeah, I love it. I was going through my phone

[01:03:32] Mm-hmm. I had like old stand-up sets on there before that it's like just all the recordings

[01:03:38] I did when I drove that truck and I would be by myself for 17 hours

[01:03:42] And it was just all racist characters

[01:03:45] And there's some gold in there

[01:03:50] Hour 12

[01:03:52] Up since 4 a.m. After like a three-hour turnaround on one of those shitty jobs. Yeah, yeah

[01:03:57] And just sitting in that truck sitting in the truck for doing the Japanese guy trying to use Siri

[01:04:03] Hestity hestity. Oh, yeah, hestity

[01:04:08] I want to a fucker diarrhea

[01:04:13] Hestity you want to fuck a diarrhea. I want to a fucker diarrhea

[01:04:18] Why hey, I don't know

[01:04:20] I didn't have the podcast at the time. Why is no. Why does he want to fuck diarrhea? I don't know. That's just how it just sounds funny

[01:04:27] in chapter that has city hestity

[01:04:32] I want to have a daria

[01:04:38] I think it's probably good that you're you know watching your highlight reel. Yeah

[01:04:43] Yeah life was simpler than

[01:04:45] Yeah drive around do racist characters. Well now you do it from the comfort of your home

[01:04:51] And do microphone. Yeah, it's funny. It's like, you know, people get nostalgic for simpler times

[01:04:58] But really you just wish you were still

[01:05:01] Younger

[01:05:02] That's probably true. You miss who you were before you knew things

[01:05:06] I know I don't know anything

[01:05:08] Just you want a fresher body, which you know is ugliness

[01:05:12] Yeah, it would be I don't in combat warlord and pain

[01:05:18] Shout just iron giant

[01:05:20] Yeah, she'll come she too. Yeah, shut come soon. She too

[01:05:26] She too

[01:05:28] Yeah, it's funny because it's like you know

[01:05:31] What's his name? Shang Tsung the guy that wrote art of war? Yeah, that's who it was. You know, it's like there you go in his times

[01:05:39] He was probably just some like gay like what you know, I'm above getting pussy

[01:05:45] He's probably like just some loser that was like tactics. He was like a Jordan Peterson

[01:05:51] Yeah, exactly and everyone's like this guy sucks. Yeah, is Jordan Peterson okay? No

[01:05:58] He's kind of like

[01:05:59] Is spiraling out going through a thing? They ought to wash it like

[01:06:04] Go attack them while they look into the sun so they have to squint that is one of the things it says

[01:06:09] I think that's the first art. I think that's the first rule. Yeah, everyone has to read it in prison

[01:06:15] When I was in prison they made us you have to learn how to read the karan in art of war

[01:06:21] Otherwise they kick you out of the gang

[01:06:23] Interesting they still have sex with you, but they kick you out of the game

[01:06:26] You're not a part of it. You don't remember

[01:06:28] It's very painful because you've already endured all the rapes at least you can tell people you're in a game

[01:06:32] It's like going to the Marriott, but you're not a Marriott Bonvoy member a Marriott Bonvoy member

[01:06:40] Man, I'm a Marriott

[01:06:42] Bonvoy member

[01:06:44] I demand respect I demand as many waffles from the waffle station as I want

[01:06:50] Yeah, dude fucking some of these hotels are getting wild with what they think they can charge for their

[01:06:56] It's truly bullshit buffet truly. I was at someplace like I was in like Philly or something like the suburbs of Philly way out

[01:07:04] And they were like oh the breakfast buffet is 28 dollars

[01:07:08] 28 dollars or some not even hot food. I mean there was a

[01:07:12] There's a shaving dish of eggs

[01:07:15] Yeah, I mean you're better off staying at a fucking days in and getting the free tiny cereal pieces

[01:07:19] Which you can take as many as you want of if they give you a problem with it

[01:07:22] Just say like what motherfucker. I don't give a shit. I'll go back to jail right now

[01:07:27] Do you know who my father is you know who my father is because I don't Jonathan Ramada

[01:07:38] We should probably cruise to the show no yeah, we probably oh you want to cruise over there pick up some fellows

[01:07:44] Yeah, I just watched that movie. It's about being sus cruising usa would be a much better game if it was actually about that

[01:07:56] Thailand Wow every level is Thailand

[01:08:01] Going back to Thailand

[01:08:03] Yeah, awesome

[01:08:05] My uh cruising usa was tight because the final level is dc you go from like san francisco

[01:08:10] You're gonna like la to dc or something. Mm-hmm and in dc half the races through a tunnel filled with hundred dollar bills

[01:08:17] Sick it's like this is so far from I mean you didn't even try

[01:08:24] Something designed by a four-year-old yeah

[01:08:26] cruising usa was sick

[01:08:29] Elders has a co-worker who's just a single man who's going so low to Thailand on vacation to fuck it's like there's no way you're not

[01:08:38] Yeah, having sex

[01:08:40] He could be having sex with lady boys. That's no way for a boy

[01:08:46] That's true. It's probably really fun if you're doing that yeah, that was fun. They probably have the best anniversary of sharnraus death today

[01:08:56] RIB someday

[01:08:58] Sunday Sunday Sunday

[01:09:00] Suck day bloody suck day

[01:09:03] sex monster jam is coming to your ass and fucking it

[01:09:07] At the usa arena two nights only get fucked in your ass

[01:09:13] Grave digger fuck you. I'm gay fuck you if you come fuck you

[01:09:20] Are you gay?

[01:09:21] All right folks. We got a head to funny moms. It's been another great one. Thank you to fat tittie amber again

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