Cum Town | Regular | 10/31/2019
[00:00:00] Hi welcome to come town regular episode my dick damn you kind of loud I think
[00:00:07] am I coming up yeah or maybe turn me down all you out maybe we're gonna remember
[00:00:12] if it was supposed to be six or five I think it's five yeah I'll keep you people
[00:00:19] were saying Nick's been quiet so maybe keep him a little he's what he's loving
[00:00:24] penis nothing better than being in love with penis the car soft on the
[00:00:33] we saw tell you bro work it out I'm gay and I want to fuck my father there you
[00:00:42] go all right switch not sure you know no one who got no one knew that song until
[00:00:47] he's in that is awesome no no one knew about it until it was in married with
[00:00:51] children no shut up married with a little children
[00:00:55] little children I'm about to have some blow I was how about like a black
[00:00:59] children like a blood that has to get a blood transfusion or a crypt that has
[00:01:04] been uh-oh they're like your blood type is being negative and he's like no no no
[00:01:08] no like you're gonna dock put sea type blood in my body put sea type they're
[00:01:15] like they're like come on man it's still blood it may be be but it's like you
[00:01:23] know that it's weird because they can't say no wait hold on it's a crypt right
[00:01:28] yeah it happens see it's still unless here's how it works mm-hmm the blood
[00:01:33] is getting sea type blood there isn't no a it's got to be a crypt getting be
[00:01:41] well back to the drawing board we'll get back to that in the next step wait
[00:01:45] there's a oh you're right a b and o right there's other ones right now that's
[00:01:51] how you remember it oh come on Nick we got a sense of that in Australia purely in
[00:01:56] an American we went to Australia we learned the power behind that word we
[00:02:01] should know better that's true but although we are in the United States
[00:02:04] right now you know it's like saying cunt is bad here but in England it's not
[00:02:10] but it's like saying hello to a baby it's like a low-high you could call a baby
[00:02:13] a cunt you could be like that little cunt yeah and they're like everyone
[00:02:16] laughs and has been for breakfast what a beautiful cutting daughter you have such
[00:02:23] a beautiful cutting bonnet and her cutting trousers
[00:02:30] cutting trousers good deed thank you say thank you Diane thank you sir for
[00:02:40] calling me a cunt I'm having a cutting day in grade two
[00:02:50] Canada the British School of Excellence what a would a bring you a
[00:02:56] thing it might be that to really the London Academy for cunts the London
[00:03:03] cutting Academy for girls for we cons the we can't academy for torts and
[00:03:10] cuts you have a dog and it's like you're hunting hound well that's what I like
[00:03:15] you sick them on women I'm not a cryptist got a dog that's a bloodhound he's
[00:03:19] like no okay no no yeah yeah yeah crypts should call a blood house
[00:03:24] crypts yeah I like the idea of hunting being what you could if you're in England
[00:03:31] that's what you call going out to get pussy yeah go in F go in F for a sport of
[00:03:35] time sing see my water again and I'm in the lobby season and it's it's back baby
[00:03:41] yeah it's fucking back yeah I finished one game and some kid drop the the
[00:03:46] double and F yes and then some guy was going off
[00:03:51] some guy was going off about how he's from the south side or whatever and he'll
[00:03:56] fuck Chicago yeah but here let me see I tried to save to I would try to record
[00:04:02] but it only it won't record the lobbies it only records a game so I think at the
[00:04:06] last like eight seconds and this guy screaming
[00:04:14] that's all you get that's good they sound
[00:04:20] angry at each other yeah I love it dude that's what makes your blood just fucking
[00:04:24] boy this would make you feel a lot here and people this game has been out two
[00:04:27] days and people are already pissed on it what would you say would that way you
[00:04:34] would say your natural habitat is the lobby lobby of a game no no I don't have
[00:04:40] a natural habitat come on dude you have to have one yeah is it online the guys
[00:04:45] are getting the lobby after them because I get frustrated I mean it's a front
[00:04:48] like games frustrating but there's a magic magic as you calm down of course
[00:04:53] to take that energy into the lobby a sacred space you fucking piece of shit
[00:04:57] fucking sitting there in the fucking bathroom the whole fucking game you fucking
[00:05:02] pussy I fucking kill you fucking kill you fuck you in your fucking mouth bitch
[00:05:09] try that shit with me come to my fucking house and see if you could do
[00:05:12] that shit here as they were gotten killed over a call of duty they can give an
[00:05:19] address maybe someone can drive 300 miles what couldn't they SWAT isn't
[00:05:24] swatting something someone someone people do yeah what's that call like a bomb
[00:05:28] when someone's live streaming they yeah they call and they say this guy was
[00:05:31] threatening to kill a bunch of people he said he is a bomb in his house I want
[00:05:35] a SWAT team comes what team comes up how the fuck is it that easy to get a
[00:05:39] SWAT team oh they're just they're just hanging out dude well they just do any
[00:05:45] if I just give them my any address will they go because that seems like there
[00:05:50] should be more checks and balances dude well yeah you got a call from a secure
[00:05:54] line right so that shit doesn't come back to you but like they feel like that
[00:05:59] happens a lot or does it or maybe I've just heard of it does it happen a lot
[00:06:03] it's crazy that the police have their own special forces I know that seems
[00:06:08] they have their own troops yeah there's motherfuckers have like little tanks
[00:06:12] and shit the pride like a local fucking police department has with their gas
[00:06:17] tank yeah it sucks yeah that's sucks they have robots to yeah I mean you know
[00:06:23] we've been at war for I guess now 400 years so they have all this military
[00:06:29] surplus that they just hand the police departments yeah like a Humvee with a
[00:06:34] open microwave on the top people can't just driving around black
[00:06:40] neighborhoods and kang kang kang x-rays yeah we have a new it's called a
[00:06:48] preemptive tactical vision zero tactical device tactical corrective
[00:06:56] preemptive measure and what it is is it tactically it's blast gamma rays
[00:07:06] through everyone's house to see if they have guns and with an imaging system one
[00:07:13] block as a as a tractor trailer with the x-ray film on one side and then the
[00:07:20] other street over we have a truck just sending massive doses of radiation and
[00:07:26] then we look at the other truck on the other side once it gets to the end of
[00:07:30] the block and then that's how you got him and then of course it destroys the
[00:07:34] truck sure so you look you okay no guns in here and then you throw the film
[00:07:39] truck out and get a new one of course and this will cost us about 80 million
[00:07:43] dollars a day but the city of Detroit is going to see a future that it never
[00:07:49] dropped as possible just fucking scanning every kid before they get a
[00:07:57] free lunch just get put in a full-body x-ray yeah we got lasers that we point
[00:08:06] at the kids to make them think that they're they could they're being watched by
[00:08:09] snipers at any time we've basically we created a sniper alert system for all
[00:08:16] of the south side of Chicago where every black person is constantly
[00:08:21] highlighted by a laser and most of them do not have a most of the other laser
[00:08:27] pointers but but every once in a while one of them is a sniper rifle so it's
[00:08:32] sort of this panopticon yeah it's like a psychological warfare kind of thing
[00:08:36] they don't know they don't know which one of the the dots is gonna be and you know
[00:08:42] a lot of people say that this is racist it's unwoke but I'll tell you what it
[00:08:47] lets Indian people feel like they're closer to the quote-unquote brown
[00:08:52] community yeah it's visibility extremely upper middle class Indian children of
[00:08:59] surgeons yeah of doctors who went to Harvard and a guy that was born addicted
[00:09:06] to crack that lives that lives in a school bus that broke down in 1997
[00:09:13] hasn't been moved off they are the same yeah they're the same they're both they
[00:09:18] have the same brown people that's right they have the same out brown it's not
[00:09:24] about black people's rights yeah they have the same struggle in America sure
[00:09:30] sir ash Gupta who has nine PhDs and zero dad is facing the same everything when
[00:09:41] he's watching old episodes of the Simpsons and a poo walks on the stream
[00:09:44] he's basically it's the same feeling as Tamir Rice's brain
[00:09:48] eggs and a skull they're it's cool that's equal that's the same field as as Mike
[00:09:58] Brown being ventilated by a scared man with Down syndrome I'm pretty sure Darren
[00:10:06] Wilson at Down syndrome what's Darren up to see in jail or no yeah my name is Dan
[00:10:11] Wilson I think he's running for governor he's a Trump super delegate
[00:10:16] yeah he's throwing out the first pitch at the Cardinals game the one where he's
[00:10:25] like frown got the boot is getting booed yeah and he's like sad I can't feel bad
[00:10:29] come on come on bro that's sick that was awesome whenever a powerful person gets
[00:10:34] booed in public it's cool but here's the thing he looks genuinely he does it
[00:10:38] really hurt his feelings really hurt you like I can tell because he said they
[00:10:42] imagine that happening to Hillary Clinton she would just be defiant and think
[00:10:46] like I'll show them I'll send their children to war yeah and Trump's like
[00:10:51] you can see his face he's like I tried my best but we does want to be loved yeah
[00:10:56] I mean that's the problem is like that's why he loves his rallies because he gets
[00:11:00] so much love it's like you know I mean it's you know people say well you
[00:11:04] couldn't have empathy for that and it's like well I can't help it I mean it's
[00:11:07] not because it's fucking I mean you can't look at that guy's face or whatever
[00:11:10] this is why I can't be on a jury or you know pulling the switch at the fucking
[00:11:14] prison why is that well you know I don't even if it is like a shitty person you
[00:11:20] think the problem your problem in a in killing a person or in being a new jury
[00:11:25] would be too much empathy I mean in reality sure I mean not as a joke right
[00:11:31] right right right right right right not me dude I would be like I don't care
[00:11:39] what he did is he retarded let's take him down Texas baby no I'm jury
[00:11:44] notification bro oh yeah you get everyone's innocent even white collar
[00:11:47] especially white call I get on there I'm like David Simon told me not to fucking
[00:11:51] do this shit so David Simon said the N word on Twitter today and told me not
[00:11:58] just anyways yeah he looked genuinely sad he really did look sad when his face
[00:12:02] drops in that video it was awesome it was pretty powerful it's the only time I'm
[00:12:07] usually not wrapped up in like resistance memes but I'm like wow this is the one
[00:12:12] time that those yeah bitches that have Pelosi clapping yeah and me we're a lot
[00:12:16] this is the vendor they were fucking fingering themselves they were they were
[00:12:20] fucking they're fucking they had the gun they had the shocker they were doing
[00:12:24] asshole and pussy just a bunch of PTA fucking secretaries oh my god yeah
[00:12:31] 68 year old women oh yeah can you imagine the squirting noises I'm also
[00:12:39] doing the shocker I mean that's what he gets I mean the sad part is it doesn't
[00:12:42] do anything of course not yeah and like again it'll be pretty fun yeah yeah well
[00:12:47] they're response I don't know if you saw but Don Jr. tweeted today he was like
[00:12:52] well obviously it's a mark of pride to get booed when you're in a swamp so you
[00:12:57] saying that obviously DC is a swamp oh yeah everything else swamp people you
[00:13:03] know like else about the whole situation is dumb and sad whole respect
[00:13:08] the office thing is retarded so fucking stupid it's also like plenty of people
[00:13:13] have like every president has been fucking heckled at public events it's
[00:13:16] cool to boo that like this isn't new yeah I boo the ones I even like yeah
[00:13:22] who actually I don't who did you boo Adam I believe which president we had I had a
[00:13:28] I had a senator come to my high school and I booed him but I really didn't like
[00:13:32] what was his name John Anson he was the senator in son he was a
[00:13:39] veterinarian and a member of the club of 100 what's that the United States
[00:13:45] Senate your cock no that's come on bro he was part of that club yeah one of
[00:13:51] the hundred guys that fucked Adam they have to reapply every year I would
[00:13:56] assume right no otherwise I get a hard cap at 100 and once I'm done and I'm
[00:14:02] done being gay smart yeah what are you up to right now I'm at 103 but you're
[00:14:09] trying to get a couple I'm just up to let them know I passed my limit no
[00:14:15] every man every man's gonna limit every man's got a limited it's 100 yeah is
[00:14:23] there an odometer above your asshole the the checks for every new cock the
[00:14:30] numbers go up no just a notch on the old bed posts you bring girls over there
[00:14:38] like what are the old it's just girls you fuck and you're like um yeah mm-hmm yeah
[00:14:45] it is it's certainly not the senators and other old men that I fucked I took a
[00:14:54] bus this weekend you motherfuckers ever fuck with the what's the last time you
[00:14:57] fucked the mega bus dude think a couple years ago but I used to fuck with that
[00:15:02] shit all the time I know it's been a minute though I said buy the fucking
[00:15:06] bathroom what led you to take the bus and not was the training saying was the
[00:15:10] trails like 300 fucking dollars yeah I know we're what really yeah how it's like
[00:15:14] week of yeah but even like I buy train tickets last minute all the time and I
[00:15:18] usually can find them for like 60 bucks if you take them at crazy times like
[00:15:23] five a year no really no where though Philly cuz Phillies are pretty cheap yeah
[00:15:28] Phil you know that's the reason yeah but like these way more expensive
[00:15:31] bosses way more yeah I keep I keep typing in silly Belfia but it doesn't come
[00:15:37] up silly belt I don't know why when I got try to take the train but when I
[00:15:43] type in silly Belfia the city does no come up okay are you trying to go to
[00:15:49] Philadelphia yes silly Belfia okay well you're retarded oh no oh no oh no
[00:16:05] daily will return next Thursday at 8 p.m. on ABC family will he ever get a
[00:16:13] George Lopez show we'll never get to silly Belfia soon in next week to find
[00:16:19] out yeah when I get to silly Belfia I can't wait to have a Billy B's steak they
[00:16:29] make this steak out of Billy B's I love the Billy B's so much but they are
[00:16:36] pointing to me that makes sweet honey but they're so pointed to me the Billy B's
[00:16:44] what is the Billy part he's what is he think what is he think Billy B I think
[00:16:51] he thinks they're bumblebees okay he thinks a Philly cheesesteak is a
[00:16:55] Billy B steak and that Billy B's because he loves bumblebees because they make
[00:17:01] honey but they're also 2.0 for him they're a little too please do a dollar B
[00:17:09] I love to have a birthday because you wear the hat but they have this to point
[00:17:14] they scared of my birthday because they have this
[00:17:22] for me will George Lopez have a birthday find out next week on ABC family
[00:17:34] them my members hate forks I'll tell you that is a forks pointy I was going to
[00:17:41] take a test and see this and she have dance buddy bensa leads to pointy I know
[00:17:49] all of American history I can pass it as but I'm afraid scary the bench oh wow
[00:17:54] what they just announced the BAM our Jara bipolar tour hosted by scumbag
[00:18:01] Phineep P.L.E.S. dude wow what's the lineup where they going this can't be
[00:18:08] real let's plug their dates they're doing a did not believe stone mill
[00:18:11] is that real please he's back in the mix he's got another spot listen I got a
[00:18:16] new business it's felling terribly you got to help me out guys guys I'm under
[00:18:22] water my fucking cock sucker brother boy he owes me three hundred thousand
[00:18:27] dollars did I believe stone mill is that what it's called yeah I guess so I love
[00:18:33] it Jean Denapley from come town will appear
[00:18:38] they're just oh my god that's a good piece of it right there it's like
[00:18:43] videos like one of those fish that just like exists in the mud at the bottom
[00:18:47] of a fucking swamp is a fucking just tilapia feeding on the shit and he just
[00:18:52] eats of shit oh my god he's eating squid for him so they're
[00:18:58] denapley's 7 p.m. showtime and tuckahoe New York I guess this is a real thing
[00:19:04] is it good you got to go to www scumbagvinnie.com he's handling ticketing
[00:19:09] huh did he make a website stuff cheese what what day is it I don't I
[00:19:19] doesn't know the fire doesn't say the day the flyer but band posted on his
[00:19:24] account so wait maybe it's a joke I don't know it's real is it real you
[00:19:29] looked it up I mean Vinny's been texting me about it oh hell yeah there's no I
[00:19:35] thought I was breaking news just now there's no time or date we gotta go to
[00:19:42] drive the traffic go see Bumblebumble jalini
[00:19:47] do you have a ticket to see Bumblebumble jalini
[00:19:50] it was changed I want to go to West James
[00:19:55] but when I try to stop by the ticket to Zillie Belvilla to go to West
[00:20:00] James and they say that they sold out they have a bath filled with people
[00:20:09] they say they have a bad people bath to go to the bathroom December 9th
[00:20:14] dude the description on Vinny's website's amazing
[00:20:18] December our mission is to deliver an amazing experience of a great night of
[00:20:22] entertainment unlike something that has unlike something that has not been done
[00:20:28] before so he's just struggling so true for the shows that we did do with the
[00:20:37] BAM Margarron filter tour all of our fans had an amazing time
[00:20:42] he finally absolutely we are going to give that experience times 10
[00:20:49] special appearances live stand-up comedy by scumbagvinnie Beetle from the
[00:21:00] along with his explanation of the mess with bands with them including going to
[00:21:08] I'm going for valid times they I'm about to go to Walt Disney's world
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[00:25:58] actor Mike famous famously portraying gay stockbroker Gordon Gekko is he
[00:26:09] getting the movie and the famous film gay wall street okay okay nice oh so gay
[00:26:14] actor Michael Douglas is just some bizarre aversion of Michael Douglas where
[00:26:19] every movie is the gay version of the movie I don't know I didn't really think
[00:26:23] about it I just like the key of a piece in black and white where Michael
[00:26:26] Douglas is in a turtle nice hi I'm gay actor Mike well if he's gay Gordon
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[00:27:07] lips open to give me a cancer the man to give me cancer when I ate her pussy I
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[00:27:24] what's pussy good point good point did they should suit very very true and even
[00:27:30] pinker one mm-hmm like a wetter pink or wet pink one yeah like a dripping
[00:27:37] little liquid drop what's coming off really gave up with those ribbons there
[00:27:42] was the black one initially for slaves I think I don't think that's
[00:27:46] no I think and then there was the pink one that was cancer and then like then
[00:27:51] they were like oh the troops won his camo and then I thought it was yellow for
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[00:29:44] past yeah old ass piece of shit the paths are due for a loss right the
[00:29:49] past eight no eight no what's that the number of inches I wish my dick was
[00:29:54] versus the number it actually no that's not what it is my dick isn't zero
[00:30:01] inches so yeah do that and listen while we're on the topic of stuff how about a
[00:30:08] guy that's like yeah my dick is zero inches that's because it is feet you
[00:30:22] next week please come see me to stand up in Lafayette Louisiana and New Orleans
[00:30:28] on 11 8 and 11 9 and then I'm also at the stress factory 11 6 and Jersey and
[00:30:37] then stress factory and New Brunswick 11 21 and then I'm in mother fucking hot
[00:30:42] Lanta brother hot Atlanta as as Hulk Hogan would say on November 23rd I'm in
[00:30:49] Nashville November 24th I'm in Baltimore November 29 30th that's Thanksgiving
[00:30:54] weekend and then Houston December 13th come out and see the boy and cut and come
[00:30:59] to Fat Tuesday's where we'll be in this the main room of the stand starting
[00:31:04] November 12th and then comes like my fucking little hard-ass penis dude oh
[00:31:09] yeah so the part of the vignette that we missed was that it says it says live
[00:31:16] storytelling by Bamarjara downtown by T-shirts lemon lemon dog part Adam
[00:31:23] free dot land live story telling by Bamarjara as he explains why he is by
[00:31:38] yeah I was basically I just got you know long and twisted oh maybe it would be
[00:31:46] funny unfiltered Q&A with the audience and clips from Bam's movie Jack the
[00:31:52] manager will be in the building wow the guy he slapped the guy that he beat up
[00:31:56] on TMZ so say and knows not to do that with Vinny cuz Vinny's from an Italian
[00:32:03] neighbor you grew up in a rough neighborhood grew up in Italian
[00:32:08] Italianzo style neighborhood VIP meet and greet available at all shows comes
[00:32:15] with a photo op with I wanted to get a BIP Tiki did I have a BIP general
[00:32:26] admission do you have a better legician let's let me let's go ahead and click
[00:32:30] and see what the price is my guess is going to be very reasonable aha it's
[00:32:38] like a two hundred fifty dollars it for the regular it is fifty dollars no
[00:32:42] but still and for the man I love experience it is a hundred dollars I love
[00:32:48] scam artists because it's like they never will they don't understand like the
[00:32:53] very basics of like you know like like figuring out like a balance with the
[00:33:00] market right right they just they never they're like now so you this the stolen
[00:33:04] laptop for nine thousand dollars yeah like make the tickets thirty dollars
[00:33:09] that's still robbery yeah people will buy it's robbery to charge anything it's
[00:33:16] going to get cancer knowing that just you know but listen don't go to that show
[00:33:25] but go to the Napoli stone mill and just have a nice piece of pie yeah go
[00:33:29] support support gene if you have to I would say do that should we go eat it
[00:33:33] did happily stone mill is it a restaurant I don't know let's check it out I'm
[00:33:40] got jeans back on his feet me too man and I'm glad he's still keeping the
[00:33:44] dinnapoli name in the business you got it that's a name that means something you
[00:33:50] know it appears it's called the old stone mill but I think
[00:33:55] a dinnapoli stone mill restaurant oh it's a restaurant okay additional Italian cuisine
[00:34:03] what else dinnapoli stone mill dot com everyone yes they are on grub hub yes
[00:34:07] they are on door dash this mash away how you doing my name is jean the special
[00:34:13] they'll also yes go ahead no no please that's a good one my name is jean
[00:34:17] this this mash really and you know they like me because I smash I'm Elvis I
[00:34:23] smash I smash my Italian I'm from New York I'm from New York I'm Italian and I
[00:34:28] smash there they'll be having more a geist spiritual medium at the Napoli
[00:34:36] stone mill on November 6th they gave up on the black comedy thing though they
[00:34:40] won't they won't have black comedy there anymore yeah we got black comedy
[00:34:46] there's gonna be there's gonna be blanks
[00:34:54] blacks like you're painting someone's skin color is it you're slathering on
[00:34:59] shoe polish when you say it black blick black I hope to one day on a
[00:35:10] restaurant yeah yeah why going around shaking people's hands surf turf right
[00:35:16] isn't that your idea I would look how you do have fantasy so far how we as as
[00:35:20] everybody treating everybody's treating you nice yeah yeah doing that kind of
[00:35:23] shit oh we're gonna stop joint tonight couple biscuits for the tear you know
[00:35:27] what I mean oh yeah yeah some for the table yeah on a on me some of the finest
[00:35:32] 17 year old process how good that will feel I just want to pool hall that has
[00:35:37] zero customers all half the balls are missing I'm in the back with a bunch of
[00:35:40] like parking meters and a table and big glasses on and a little adding machine
[00:35:47] am I gonna help you some you're the only employee you're in a wrong place pal
[00:35:52] this is a front front is a one-man operation
[00:36:02] they make more money just having vending machines then stealing them then
[00:36:06] steal yeah she was very cumbersome she's in broad daylight putting chains
[00:36:12] around the vending machine and attaching it to the back just
[00:36:19] driving up just smart yeah ripping it up ripping it up ripping it in from in front
[00:36:27] yeah we know where he's going cool yeah they just meet you there all right
[00:36:37] Mullen give us back the vending machine give us the vending machine fellas I don't
[00:36:43] know what you're talking about this is just an Italian business
[00:36:49] there's nothing you should it go out here just a couple of Italian guys
[00:36:55] hanging out drinking search drinking fucking sprite remixes out of our
[00:37:01] beautiful machines that we brought from home for lunch a wise all gave us all
[00:37:09] pack this vending machine as you can see by the serial number this was it says
[00:37:17] mine Nick's vending machine don't touch here with a serial number used to be
[00:37:23] so the serial numbers been sanded off so I don't want to hear anything about the
[00:37:30] public swimming pool none of us mentioned the pool mr. Mullen or mr.
[00:37:40] the crashy-os grocery store I don't want to hear anything about that I just
[00:37:45] want to enjoy my lunch that I blocked from home changed to the back of my car
[00:37:55] that is correct that's a good scam dude yeah that's a really good scan what kind
[00:38:04] of crime would you do Adam me I don't know I don't really have a mind for
[00:38:10] crime that's right you know no I don't have a that's not the way I think you
[00:38:16] know I watch the first your mind justifies everything you do so you never
[00:38:19] think about it is crime you're like this benefits me that's a perfect mind for
[00:38:23] crying exactly well that's a criminal mind about way he's a child point that
[00:38:27] I'm not gonna rape a kid oh that's a crime no you think about it no it's a
[00:38:35] prime to look at it fine that's what you feel
[00:38:40] I mean if you're not gonna rape the kid see the picture work it takes the
[00:38:46] people in his mind well the pictures are there the pictures exist you didn't make
[00:38:51] them it's like we didn't make the city that's how child push it be you can make
[00:38:55] it or you can't make it have it they still call it the dual shock controller
[00:39:01] what is it's like PlayStation was like they came out with one controller and
[00:39:04] like yeah we're not changing it it's a good controller it's perfect you don't
[00:39:08] need everyone else is always trying Nintendo is like alright how about no
[00:39:11] controllers that's right everything about that what about a little cardboard box
[00:39:14] there's two hundred dollars sticks you can wave around yeah how about some a
[00:39:18] piece of garbage with Mario on it you can put a string through and pretend
[00:39:24] you're a robot that is I cannot believe they sell I don't even I don't know what
[00:39:29] it is cardboard cardboard but like how is it like there's already the we it's
[00:39:34] on no point no point playing the the fucking switch I'm like you know what
[00:39:38] would make this better a box I guess it's for literally toddlers probably yeah
[00:39:43] well if I had a toddler they would be getting none of that shit they be
[00:39:46] getting pussy yeah they would be getting pussy for Christmas stop crying and fuck
[00:39:52] your pussy son we got you a pussy because you got it you gonna you gonna
[00:39:57] appreciate this when you're older some fucking process and now but yeah when
[00:40:03] you're older you're gonna thank you get about this memory and love it yeah you
[00:40:07] gonna be glad fuck her that your daddy was fuck her in front of your whole
[00:40:10] family was a player a players and partners the name of my pool hall
[00:40:18] plays and partners pool is about and it's got like a like an effect looking
[00:40:23] pimp and then a cowboy and they're back to back oh then finally squatted up
[00:40:29] players and partners that's cool so the partner would be the cowboy yes oh oh
[00:40:35] like partner from an urban perspective very nice I like what you do it's like
[00:40:41] an urban person addressing when I used to play the last Call of Duty when I was
[00:40:47] living in Texas like I would get matched on like Texas servers all the time and
[00:40:51] I remember being a lobby one time with this like Texas wigger hell yeah who kept
[00:40:56] being like yeah me my partners is be singing about going out tonight but I'm
[00:41:00] I'm fitting to stay in you know I'm not really trying to leak up with my
[00:41:03] partners like Paul yeah you kept saying partners yeah and it's like man this is
[00:41:09] how much do you want to say this is my mom let me take out the Denali tonight
[00:41:15] yeah those guys are always driving SUVs that are way too big dude I want I
[00:41:21] want to I want to get a suburban anytime I have a like a lift or whatever and I
[00:41:25] get upgraded to the suburban feels better I'm like dude this is like driving a
[00:41:29] death star yeah it's so big for no reason yeah the thing is it's probably only
[00:41:33] sick in the back I want to get a suburban and then have a personal driver
[00:41:37] yeah yeah oh it would suck to drive it yeah but I would like a little guy now
[00:41:42] just a Russian guy that drives me around he's like what a two-day boss and I'm
[00:41:45] like to the fucking vending machines yeah you know you know where we're going
[00:41:52] we have the chains we're about to make some money today we're gonna go we're
[00:42:01] gonna we're gonna make about twenty five dollars then go to jail for three
[00:42:06] steel-in vending machines yeah but the parts we take the money in the machine
[00:42:14] usually about forty four dollars four dollars walking like 50 feet into the
[00:42:20] mall with a chain that's clearly going out the door looping around the vending
[00:42:25] machine they're like sir sir excuse me sir what are you doing I'm like nothing
[00:42:29] to see here boys I'm just going to the bathroom I'm actually a police officer
[00:42:35] I'm gonna have to be agent and a police officer just keep adding that's right
[00:42:41] I'm on the CIA I'm an essential in the bureau I'm gonna PIA the piss
[00:42:47] intelligences I can drink any liquid and tell you if it's best and I'm hired by
[00:42:54] the government exactly that now I suggest you let me do my job yeah before I
[00:43:00] have you drop those trousers into my mouth it'll be nice having a job because
[00:43:05] you get a lot of money the problem with having a lot of money is you don't know
[00:43:07] where to put it that's true is it being a vending machine officiant
[00:43:13] I know as I like to call myself yeah I tell people I'm in the sanitation business
[00:43:18] like you work with garbage I'm like well vending machines and machines but I
[00:43:24] wish I was in the mafia so I tell people it's a rack I have fact an Italian
[00:43:30] American accent I do very low stupid crime I picked the stupidest the kind of
[00:43:40] crime makes you the least money draws the most attention putting chains around
[00:43:46] machines and busy locales and driving away as they drag on the street oftentimes
[00:43:54] getting caught on mailboxes and killing this thing of ours
[00:44:00] fucking accidentally killing the pedestrian whipping a vending machine around the corner of a town 50 miles per hour and it
[00:44:15] smashes into the front of a gelato it kills a woman and her six year old or
[00:44:22] six year old would later die anyways you don't know where to put all the money
[00:44:25] you get from the vending machines yeah my old wallet I'd a leather wallet okay all right
[00:44:30] real man's wallet yeah that fell apart what you thought anyway well it is it
[00:44:36] went away and now I got a new wallet from this company called Ridge mm-hmm and
[00:44:41] you're like Ridge what like what is that like pussy what like muff like the
[00:44:45] ridge on the on Worf's head yeah from Star Trek and the ridges under your dick
[00:44:51] head of a circumcised penis yuck and you're you're just if you're wondering if
[00:44:56] that's what it's named after you're absolutely correct the penis is the
[00:45:00] ridge wallet will make your ridge bigger oh okay a lot of people said I have a
[00:45:05] small ridges wall will not actually make it that part of your dick there no
[00:45:08] part of your dick no part of your dick to get bigger from the ridge wallet but
[00:45:11] there is a chance that your dick could feel or look bigger because it's a front
[00:45:16] pocket wallet mm-hmm that is not it's not as bulky as a big leather wallet
[00:45:23] right with every coupon for Hershey's Park you've ever come across that somehow
[00:45:29] every time I go oh I'm gonna need this yeah I have 17 coupons to six flags yeah
[00:45:37] thinking oh this is gonna be the summer I finally do something instead of sit on
[00:45:41] the floor of my apartment and it never will be it never will be the ridge wallet
[00:45:47] is it's fucking good and it's a front wallet it's a front wallet so it makes
[00:45:54] sure it makes your dick look nicer does is that real yeah it's a perspective
[00:46:00] thing I'm putting I'm putting my hand in my pocket your dick looks huge really
[00:46:04] yeah are you serious serious bro I mean your your fly is open it has been I'll
[00:46:09] zip it up for you damn I'm the only one whose fly is an open on your teeth
[00:46:15] thank you what you're listening to is Adam rubbing my cock through my jeans
[00:46:19] the ridge wallet is designed exclusively for military first responders
[00:46:25] players players players and partners you know no
[00:46:32] yeah I mean yes but it doesn't mean we just mean something else yeah far in
[00:46:42] anyway it's a tactical definite first of all yeah Terry we're not allowed to tell
[00:46:46] you what the acronyms mean it's like when somebody says something goes I was an
[00:46:51] army ranger and I was like oh yeah I have COPD they're like what's that stand for
[00:46:55] it's like I guess you weren't that far into the military then you don't know
[00:46:59] what those letters me child orgasm pornography distribution child orgasm
[00:47:03] pornography disorder some military term it's where I it's a term they use for all
[00:47:09] the warlords that used to get sucked off my children I have a child's orgasm
[00:47:18] anyways yeah I do miss my old wallet for sentimental reasons and I tell you
[00:47:23] because they sent those not coming back I sent well it's actually just sitting
[00:47:27] right there okay so I could use it whenever I want you don't want to I don't
[00:47:31] want to honestly I got the ridge wallet and I thought at first this is the
[00:47:36] stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen yeah it's it's it's at first glance it
[00:47:41] didn't really because you think it's like a future wallet I'm like oh there's
[00:47:46] gonna be buttons like it's gonna be an app or whatever yeah but no it's just
[00:47:51] either two pieces of like either aluminum steel or carbon fiber titanium I use the
[00:47:57] carbon fiber proof cuz yeah it reminds me of lighter right Honda yeah fully
[00:48:04] carb every bit of it is you can drive it through a metal detector really even
[00:48:10] the engine and shit yeah they could they make a plane out of the plane is made
[00:48:15] out of plastic so you can drive it through a metal detector simply
[00:48:18] undetected wow and that's why I take my wallet through the airport and it's
[00:48:21] undetected the ridge just walk right through probably not be the arms so
[00:48:25] parts they're all metal well carbon fibers of metal oh it's not anyways I'll
[00:48:32] tell you it like it forced me to get rid of a bunch of bullshit I don't need and
[00:48:36] now it you know it's just the essentials I got for two credit cards to debit
[00:48:43] card there also hold on I'm looking at next wall right now I'm opening it up
[00:48:47] here's a membership to gay being gay calm why would you need a membership card
[00:48:53] for a website I don't know it's in your wallet while you're asking me I came
[00:48:58] with the wallet they've sent us all wallets and yeah it's a promotion but
[00:49:02] usually what happens is we get sponsors they send this stuff you're the favorite
[00:49:08] of everyone so they're the best stuff for you yeah and I take it for myself
[00:49:12] I took the best wallet wait a second it had your membership no sex doc no
[00:49:19] hold on I'm looking at it says Nick Mullen only no non-transmellow that's they
[00:49:24] know yeah because there's a problem is they want they signed you up for an
[00:49:27] account no and Star Wars how kids was already taken I guess he was already
[00:49:31] some guy named Star Wars how kids was already signed up for the sex doc in
[00:49:36] America let's just let's just use a random let's just generate a name ran
[00:49:41] the card answered by chance it came out to be my name very common
[00:49:46] very common not gay sex calm it's for being gay though well no it's like it's
[00:49:51] like how porn how about this I'm just reading what's in your wallet man I
[00:49:57] don't know why how this you're rich wallet by the way your Ridge wall yeah
[00:50:00] which is a great wallet great which is so good that it makes it very easy for
[00:50:04] it stopped to remove the card and read it it was it was a blast it was so it
[00:50:08] was very fun it's fun I was laughing the whole time they got an RFID blocker in
[00:50:12] there which blocks boob boob and other people with identity disorders
[00:50:24] does some some science shit yeah RFID will stop boop boop and people anyways
[00:50:31] yeah nods I'm paired down to the essentials now it's great I whip it out
[00:50:37] the guy to bodega complimented it and I told him what kind of guy was it you
[00:50:42] know one of those like guys who like trims is weird beard every day mm-hmm
[00:50:48] uh-huh yeah no it's fine I went in there and I got this beard now and he's like
[00:50:51] come on bro you skip me you skip me bro oh my beard is longer than his he he's
[00:50:57] Muslim yeah he's like come on man you can't come in here skipping me you
[00:51:01] should fuck his ass up dude no one talks to you that way yeah you're a fucking
[00:51:05] what do you show me respect no he said I skipped I got a better beard than him
[00:51:09] but he said you can't say me that's like well I did already but it's on it as
[00:51:13] he's claims it's under the not in the natural order of things doesn't matter
[00:51:17] so you have to fuck his ass up it's what he gets what he gets wow dude I
[00:51:22] well I'll tell you what I did I pointed my shoe at him okay in their community
[00:51:26] they hate feet and she's mailing a guy a fish that's why they got through
[00:51:32] Italian the community of the title Italian should discover Islam anyways
[00:51:38] yeah I got all my shit pared down to I don't have like you know no more fucking
[00:51:42] hotel key cards or my motels mm-hmm membership which was in my walk I
[00:51:47] actually had so much old shit in my old wallet to keep the shape of the
[00:51:52] wallets right stuff doesn't fall out so puffy it gets puffy yeah it's like well
[00:51:56] if I get rid of it's like a pussy you have to keep stuffing with other guys
[00:51:59] dick exactly make your dick feel good I was like right old lady yeah my wife is
[00:52:05] so loose that I have to let her fuck other guys and then to keep her tight
[00:52:10] because if their dick wasn't in there yeah typically you're fucking your
[00:52:15] wild their dicks are in there yeah and I just wanted to be happy you're
[00:52:18] basically fuck I don't want to be happy I want to feel something you're
[00:52:21] fucking the center of two dicks that are both you're splitting the difference
[00:52:26] mm-hmm not just lane splitting like a motorcycle yeah it's sleek it's two
[00:52:34] metal plates bound together by an adorable elastic band it's the same
[00:52:38] elastic you stop uses to hold his pants up no during the holidays it's the same
[00:52:45] type of elastic that astronauts use to tell how fat stop it that's not true that
[00:52:51] NASA used to determine the gravitational pull of stops pants that's not true that
[00:52:57] was like a fat guy that gets so big that his pants are held on with gravity
[00:53:02] they're not even really on a centimeter later sort of like spin yeah so I got
[00:53:17] the I got the carbon fiber ridge wallet it looks nice people mention it all the
[00:53:21] time yeah they say whoa were you in the military and I got yes or in a way yeah
[00:53:26] you could say no I just I know the alphabet and several of my good friends
[00:53:30] were so you know people that were I got in myself to be quite specific to say
[00:53:38] that I know I personally know but in the matter of speaking
[00:53:45] identity wise respect why was because I get 15% off here at the movie theater
[00:53:52] no that is perfectly fine sir I exist come uh conditions and understood
[00:54:01] well loud and clear yes I will now take a full price for my ticket and operate
[00:54:07] to my seat but yeah no I mean I genuinely do enjoy that I won't change it up you
[00:54:19] do like it I do like it now because you know because I remember at first we were
[00:54:22] like this wall is gay yeah no I'm telling you it grew on me it grew up yeah I
[00:54:29] especially hated it because Lewis likes it now it's like you know if Lewis like
[00:54:33] something it's got a sauce gotta be stupid but no this is like though this is so
[00:54:37] good that even though Lewis likes it it doesn't ruin it I know they said how
[00:54:42] good something has to be I love this and the dick pills because it's like no I
[00:54:46] actually this I really love the dick pills oh yeah now that's how force
[00:54:51] himself to be with guys I mean now that he enjoys being with guys but he can't
[00:54:56] get hard because he's thinking about all of the pussy he had to force himself
[00:54:59] to fuck they're gonna be good good good he's ruined his ability then you
[00:55:03] naturally get hard with men which he does do yeah which is what he's just
[00:55:07] to do she wants to make any synergy it makes sense no I would it does yeah if
[00:55:13] you read it back there's a really hot guy with really nice ridges amenable
[00:55:16] front pocket wall does design to streamline when you carry every day he has
[00:55:20] over 30,000 five star views so I'll tell you what I'm giving it a 10 star view
[00:55:25] Wow Wow that's double 10 star general yeah 200 and it's a better way to carry
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[00:55:43] and returns by going to ridge.com slash com town that's ridge.com slash com
[00:55:49] town use promo code com town to get that 10% off but yeah yeah I like it get that
[00:55:56] shit get that fucking wallet get your dick will fall off pussy
[00:56:02] Gordon get pussy what's a line from that movie I don't even create New York to be
[00:56:10] opposed to this gay or pussy is good or something like this be says pussy
[00:56:24] That's probably the original idea for the movie. Yes, there's probably one conversation like what if they're not even stockbrokers
[00:56:31] It's 1985 we're boomers. We're fucking yep. We can't get AIDS because we're straight
[00:56:38] Only queers that gay they're finally doing some of these gays ragan's making guys like me feel like top of the world
[00:56:44] I'm wearing suspenders. I guess I've been awesome to be a white man in 19
[00:56:50] Absolutely an upper middle-class white guy gets haircuts in fucking
[00:56:57] That was it dude. That was the apex it gets yeah cuz it'll never be good
[00:57:01] You know like everybody just wants to like make things equal
[00:57:05] Which you know, I mean maybe some people are just want to invert whatever the hierarchy is but that's not gonna happen
[00:57:12] Right it'll no one will ever have it good as those that peak dude. I was it
[00:57:17] The best you're just constantly listening to that song
[00:57:21] Where they're under the impression that like yeah, we already fixed all that stuff
[00:57:24] Yeah, we're good. There's no more reason right cuz I mean if you're like a guy in the 50s
[00:57:28] There has to be at least a part of you that's like this is wrong looking at the colored section in a restaurant being like that's worse this seems
[00:57:35] Yeah, I don't know if you should be doing you at least had one hamburger ruined briefly
[00:57:39] You're like asking the waitress you're like sorry. How's this part of the theme?
[00:57:45] Segregation yeah, it's like I bet you a ton of those motherfuckers are like nice
[00:57:50] It probably felt awesome for most of them
[00:57:52] It's gotta be funny to be like like one of the only Indian families that came to America in the 50s
[00:57:57] And then they let go to a restaurant or whatever and there's all these black people in the colored section
[00:58:02] They just don't know what to do in Alabama. They're like ah fuck it. I guess you can eat with the whites
[00:58:07] And then black people have to be like come on come on dude. We've been here forever. We've been here forever
[00:58:14] And they're like well, you know, it says black soul. They not brown people
[00:58:19] Now they would have thrown them right in I will say I hate to say it decide with these people
[00:58:26] I don't hate them some of them. I hate to
[00:58:29] Know I love the cuisine. I have some very good friends. I love I love yeah
[00:58:34] It's funny Indian food is like fucking now. It's like what fucking where it's like I love it
[00:58:41] But I don't want to deal with the consequences
[00:58:43] Yeah, I can only do it every like couple months
[00:58:47] Yep, and then I gotta go get tested afterwards to see a doctor to make sure my
[00:59:05] I got a hop in the whip straight to fucking be more after this. Yeah, I gotta go to the show
[00:59:10] Why are you getting antsy? I gotta go to the show time. You got plenty of time
[00:59:14] I got I want to eat before the show. Why don't you eat this dick?
[00:59:32] Adams of you having a penis salad with ass croutons a man's ass
[00:59:39] With a big fat black-eyes nipples. Yeah real mature. Okay. All right. You know that's a long cigar smoking guy nipples
[00:59:47] Brothers big chocolatey croissant nipples. I don't can't wait to have a salad
[00:59:55] Wow, dude, I can't believe that's what you're gonna have just a light penis salad
[01:00:09] Good luck on your surgery stop by the way, thank you. Oh, yeah the what's not all I'm under the knife what we're doing in the car
[01:00:19] You put you after that I don't know I'm general anesthetic
[01:00:21] I'm gonna feel it local anasthet when they took that tumor out of my jaw that I wasn't out
[01:00:27] Yeah, you got to ask to be out dude. Huh just tell them knock me out
[01:00:30] I did my wisdom teeth. They gas me. Yeah, I think they're gonna gas the fuck up out of me
[01:00:35] But I don't know in a general anesthetic. Yeah, yeah, I don't I have like a fear about that now being knocked out
[01:00:43] Yeah, I'm like the idea of going into surgery. I feel like if I had anything terminal
[01:00:47] I would just want to go live in the woods until I die. Yeah, probably an animal. That'd be cool. Yeah, it feels better
[01:00:54] In some cases I would agree with that. Yeah, yeah, just living out just having a nice year or whatever
[01:01:00] Mm-hmm. Just having soup in a cabin. That's right, you know drawing flowers and stuff coughing
[01:01:12] Yep, not telling your family what your diagnosis is but I'm just like living like in the woods behind like a strip mall
[01:01:26] Walking to an elevation burger for less coughing trying to drag a vending machine
[01:01:32] He died doing what he loves leaving out the park. I'm just getting surprised before I head back out into the wilderness
[01:01:46] May I'm I need some I need some medicine now you don't happen to take used vending machines as Barnard
[01:01:52] If we could work out a deal I got a Pepsi machine that's been worked over with a sledgehammer pretty good
[01:02:01] But I reckon you could use the doors and sled what for the children come winter
[01:02:10] Dude that would be nice. Yeah, no, sir. You can't trade scrap metal for
[01:02:18] For ramen packets and ran Paul said I could
[01:02:31] Would are they still libertarians there or they maga now? Oh?
[01:02:36] Those guys gave me head who Ron and ran Paul no like the guys that were really into Ron Paul like eight years ago
[01:02:42] Oh, that's cute with the caddies do they're all giving me head right now. Can't you see I?
[01:02:50] Think I got bed bugs again. No, no, why do you worry? Why are we over here? I don't because I don't know it's not confirmed
[01:02:56] I just started itching dude if you give them on bro. You're not in my bedroom. Well, I was earlier
[01:03:05] They try to get bed bugs. I'm gonna fuck you in the ass. Yeah, well, how do I know Adam then drag them over here?
[01:03:11] Maybe brought fleas from his dog. I did find out. He's suitors his male
[01:03:17] I did find out you can get bed bugs on the internet to give your enemies
[01:03:23] Why would you know that? Why would you look down? I was thinking about putting her a bunch of house millipede
[01:03:29] I was trying to find I was trying to do a revenge a couple months ago. Oh, yeah
[01:03:36] Mmm one of those men that mistreated him the one that wouldn't kiss me back
[01:03:42] Made you suck his dick and wouldn't even have a feeling like turn around and go for a kiss while being railed
[01:03:51] Look at me. Don't look at me. That's rude guys. Look at me
[01:03:55] You're being rude to me. I'm sorry that happened you man. I don't want you to have a bad sexual experience. I don't want you to
[01:04:05] Welcome back to the 700 Club where we interview one of the 700 men in five
[01:04:10] No, it's only a hundred bro, and today what number
[01:04:17] Plain view Ohio. How are you doing today Michael? I'm pretty good
[01:04:25] I'm I'm just you like the fuck old guys. Yeah, I'm 92 years old
[01:04:35] I'll spend most of my life working at the railroad and
[01:04:40] what my wife died come 72 and Adam came through town. He was opening for
[01:04:51] I'm trying to think of a shitty company there a lot. He was opening for a very shitty
[01:04:59] Somebody really bad at comedy. Is there money really bad who you shouldn't be open?
[01:05:03] Somebody embarrassing to be open for I don't remember who it was, but I remember that and I fucked his
[01:05:10] All right, well that ought to do it for us. Yeah, I'm a friend of the show back daddy
[01:05:24] Thank you for listening to the back page. I'll beg that
[01:05:28] That's where I'm caught on the on the on the back daddy section
[01:05:35] We're off next week. Yeah, the 11th veterans day
[01:05:40] We're gonna be supporting the troops. We'll be supporting troops and then come to fat Tuesdays on the 12th
[01:05:49] Slash tour for all my tour dates go to come downtown
[01:05:55] Tokens from Nick the token disaster. I'm I esteemed by the used vending machines