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Ep. 180 - all cylinders

Cum Town | Regular | 11/07/2019

[00:00:00] And we're gay and we're off tech tech tech tech
[00:00:04] Good tech tech one check
[00:00:09] Sick tech
[00:00:12] I had a better testing one five six
[00:00:17] If you see my penis that's what it was testing one three B
[00:00:21] Testing one cookies just do this for an hour man. Yeah who fucking cares that can we could funnel some money into a nonprofit
[00:00:30] Where we teach retarded people out of podcasts?
[00:00:32] I mean I've had that mental image of the guys that drive through thing going good morning Vietnam
[00:00:38] There's just a line of cards
[00:00:40] 15 miles you know a lot of people want the new Popeye chicken sandwich
[00:00:50] Lord if they got that retarded boy doing a good morning Vietnam again when the new sandwich coming out
[00:01:01] Have waited for the DC from Baltimore
[00:01:03] I'm trying to go to the Popeye three times over here to get my spicy chicken Popeye sandwich
[00:01:11] Cuz I've been done seen the commercial it's back. I've been done seen the commercial
[00:01:17] They interrupt this character
[00:01:19] Adam you have a review of the Popeye chicken sandwich. I tried it today. How did you feel? I thought it was normal?
[00:01:25] Wow, I haven't had it yet, but I didn't have it in the shop
[00:01:29] You know what I mean? You never fresh like fresh. I got it delivered, but it came pretty quickly
[00:01:35] It was a under 15 minutes delivery. I got Cajun fries. The Cajun fries go off
[00:01:41] Of course, you know what I had some Cajun fries left over. I ate him like four hours later still taste
[00:01:47] So pretty good still pretty good some of the most rehetable fries in the industry really it's true McDonald's fries
[00:01:52] So I got a body after like 20 minutes McDonald's you have to eat like as it's coming off immediately as it's coming off
[00:01:59] The grid a hot McDonald fry though. Great. I don't know if you get backed up on some good morning Vietnam stuff. Mm-hmm, you know your fault
[00:02:06] Yeah, yeah, I waited for my food for 30 minutes. There is a guy who kept saying good morning Vietnam into the headset
[00:02:13] Good morning Vietnam
[00:02:17] That's right very good Eric, that's very good that is correct there good job Eric
[00:02:22] People are mad. There's a helicopter outside apparently the cars are backed up 15 miles into the town over
[00:02:33] They refuse to take him off though, you know 15 miles makes me think about 15 15 minutes of paradise. I'm like a human. Hey folks
[00:02:41] He's becoming Robin Williams. Yeah, what if it's a story. It's the only thing he's good at what if that's Rob Williams coming back?
[00:02:48] He's like a savant. No, he's haunting a retard from Saigon to hand on
[00:02:54] The hand noise the hand noise remember that guy the noise piece of pizza a little Caesar. I wonder what what happened a little Bruno
[00:03:03] You got a little Caesar whatever little Bruno
[00:03:06] Brutus a little bit us
[00:03:10] Little bit of a pizza
[00:03:12] I call something like that good morning. We're back. I
[00:03:19] See a lot of women that look like Rob it's like old women. Yeah
[00:03:23] Do you see do you find that phenomenon? Yeah, you have that's your type?
[00:03:28] Yeah, I don't see
[00:03:30] I've been seeing several I don't fuck women
[00:03:38] Robin Williams ladies
[00:03:43] They get sangria it stops dating three women look like this is down
[00:03:51] That far had some big ST these yeah, but they were fake dude, you know, they're not as good as the real thing I
[00:03:56] Wouldn't fuck miss down fire, but I fuck a lady that looks like mrs. Da fire. I guess mom bro
[00:04:01] No, you wouldn't a young version
[00:04:03] What does a young version look like it's a man dressed up like an old what if take if mrs.
[00:04:08] Da fire was a woman right an old bitch with big dick she was kind of shapely because her shit was fake right now you
[00:04:15] prosthetics
[00:04:17] Tries to get his kid back instead of pretending to be an old British idea he tends to be an old black lady
[00:04:21] Okay, and the movies called mrs. Shout fire
[00:04:23] Okay, she's like first of all I'm gonna be loud
[00:04:29] I'll come I'll come home school. I gotta be honest if somebody picks that to robin williams at the right time
[00:04:34] I want a hundred percent in blackface. Yeah with a cameo by billy crystal
[00:04:40] As the jazz man now for whatever reason there's like the audience applauds when he first comes on screen
[00:04:47] Like a sitcom there's no yeah, no audience for the rest. There's no audience
[00:04:51] The Billy Crystal shows up in the blackface
[00:04:55] Stands their smile and the Kelly Bundy treatment waiting for them to finish
[00:05:00] Cheering for waving that would be awesome. That would be an awesome flourish in a movie. Mm-hmm like taren
[00:05:07] Not unlike what in Tarantino. What do you mean? Yeah, he would do he does he writes the N word?
[00:05:12] Yeah, and then you say then the first thing Billy Crystal says you guys you know he waits for them to come down
[00:05:16] He's like sorry. I'm late. I'm black the audience
[00:05:23] Like good to see you Billy Billy nice been nice penis
[00:05:28] No very good
[00:05:53] Thank you, well, how does what are you doing?
[00:05:55] Oh, yeah, what would he do?
[00:06:02] Thanks for looking at my penis
[00:06:09] Nice painters believe good penis
[00:06:15] Oh, let's get it hard
[00:06:19] These kids you're saying they're screaming
[00:06:21] Is he in the blackface I'm trying to win you back from your slut mother
[00:06:28] She's a slut. That's a fun word, isn't it slut?
[00:06:31] Because you can hear the dicks going in a pussy when you say it a lot
[00:06:36] Slut you're gonna hear him hitting the back. That's what it sounds like doesn't it really nice
[00:06:42] I like that
[00:06:47] Like we have all this one my kids are here. You're gonna back me up in front of my kid
[00:06:52] Dad we know it's you
[00:06:55] He's talking in his regular voice
[00:06:57] As a fat black lady. You're just wearing black lady
[00:07:02] Oh, this is shopfire pulled her dick out and is complimenting Billy crystals dick
[00:07:06] This is shopfire Jessica said something very strange
[00:07:13] So do you know Billy crystal?
[00:07:17] Because my ex-husband Robin Williams was good treasure then
[00:07:21] And i'm always worried that he's gonna try and use it disguise to sneak
[00:07:26] Back into our lives. Oh, hell yeah, so this is like kind of a terb your enthusiasm style. Yeah, uh, or movie
[00:07:32] I mean I would could have sworn it was you Robin, but i'm pretty sure that he killed himself a couple years ago
[00:07:41] This way out miss a shopfire i have to be honest with you. I really thought
[00:07:45] You if somebody told me that you were Robin in disguise just doing blackface so you could compliment Billy crystals penis
[00:07:52] I would believe them but luckily I know you I know you you committed suicide
[00:07:57] Oh, that's he did he did yeah, you must be miss a chef. Yeah, that's a weird coincidence
[00:08:04] This is not crazy the week after he killed him. Oh, get that penis in there Billy
[00:08:07] I'll show my peen to show my children your penis. It's about a month and nine everybody's out to village penis is up
[00:08:14] Am I gonna suck it or am I gonna fuck it?
[00:08:16] It's the world series of buddies penis. Oh, yes. Oh wow damn salut to sally fields getting her cheeks clapped, but fucking James bond
[00:08:35] Oh, yeah, he plays the other man. Yeah, pierce brossing. I always thought it was weird when his son catches him peeing
[00:08:41] In the missus doubt fire clothes and he's peeing standing up his son's like all like isn't that the reveal his son knows and they're on
[00:08:49] Kahoots now. Well, I don't think that he knows it's his dad. I think he just thinks missus doubt fire is a penis
[00:08:54] No, he knows it's that how it finds out like it's me your dad. Yeah, of course
[00:08:59] I know you'd recognize my penis anyway now. It's never when I'm going to come over
[00:09:04] I have a news for you. That's not Sammy Davis
[00:09:14] I don't want my husband ex husband's friends showing my children their penis anymore. So I have a restraining guard
[00:09:24] Billy Chris
[00:09:26] Come over
[00:09:28] You bill it
[00:09:30] A recut a recut of like a fuck of Larry
[00:09:35] Just recut this is that far. So it opens with the scene of him and the dress and his daughter seeing his penis
[00:09:40] He's missing and then cuz it's not like feeling like Robin. I wanted to
[00:09:47] So he was already dressing up like
[00:09:51] You got out all the harry fire steam shit just nothing where he's normal. No
[00:09:56] And then never be in a customer's doubt for me like oh no
[00:10:01] She left him because he was doing this
[00:10:09] That movie ends and they don't get back together, right?
[00:10:11] No, but they're happy now. Yeah, they're happy. She's happy with her new man. She's getting her fucking message
[00:10:17] Every movie in the 90s was like, you know those things will kill you and some guy quitting smoking
[00:10:21] Yeah, well, you know like an alien something right right right
[00:10:25] And then you know, it's like divorce divorce is the worst thing in the world. Mm-hmm
[00:10:30] Actually, it's good. Yeah, cuz I was like parents still love you. You know as much as people talk about like
[00:10:36] white people being overrepresented in media
[00:10:39] Like the divorce is divorce obsession in the 90s. Yeah, we're the dead parent
[00:10:43] I'm successful like pro I mean projean have good band bill with their songs. They're like I just found out I was dead bad
[00:10:50] Now I'm pissed
[00:10:52] And I'm singing about again
[00:10:57] That Eric was an actually my dad
[00:11:02] Oh, he didn't realize there wasn't yeah, my real dad died in Vietnam
[00:11:09] And now I have to drink a beer
[00:11:14] Here I am drinking a beer at 2 p.m
[00:11:19] I heard that um
[00:11:21] Jack jack Nicholson found out that his older sister was his mom. Whoa
[00:11:27] And that's why he's that's why he fucked so much. Yeah
[00:11:31] Wow, because he yeah, because he was so fucked up by that his mom was a hushy his grandma was his
[00:11:38] Or his mom was his grandma. I guess because if Freud is right and I've really looked at the end of his
[00:11:43] Was that he wanted to fuck his sister?
[00:11:45] Well, if his sister's his mom now he's like now i'd like to fuck hot chicks
[00:11:49] I said if a mom, I don't know if his sister was hot
[00:11:53] Pro- her his mom's sister. She probably was for it so funny because it's like he's like developed others
[00:11:58] you know like
[00:12:00] A basis for psychoanalysis and a breakdown of like this yeah, yeah
[00:12:04] Yeah
[00:12:05] And like you know, he's you can see him as like a scientist, but he was also seeing patients
[00:12:11] Right and doing bumps to yeah
[00:12:13] All the empathetic idol like I can't imagine his full of being your therapist
[00:12:17] Yeah, he would have been probably pretty just walking out and they're like looking all like crestfallen somebody's like, what's up?
[00:12:23] He's like, I don't know he just said you're gay and then swish
[00:12:28] And he was yeah wiping his nose the whole time his wiping his nose hitting the back he said you want to fuck your day
[00:12:34] And then he made a shotgun noise
[00:12:36] Yeah
[00:12:38] Checkmate checkmate you secretly want to fuck your dad dude. That's why you're left-handed
[00:12:42] Oh, yeah, he didn't what did he say he didn't like left-handed people
[00:12:48] Jack Nicholson was yes was brought up believing that his mother was a sister and his grandparent's parents for 37 years
[00:12:55] Dude, you know in the 20s or whatever the fuck I would get sucked off by his mom
[00:12:59] I think it was later than the 20s, but yeah, how much later his mother was old as shit
[00:13:03] He's not a hundred years old
[00:13:05] This is like close bro of seven-year-old Jack Nicholson sitting at the dinner table and there's no dinner served and his mom's like her sisters like
[00:13:15] I'm going out on a date
[00:13:22] I'm gonna see one of my fella friends
[00:13:27] If you catch my drift little guy
[00:13:29] There's a couple of hot dogs in the icebox feel free to help yourself
[00:13:37] I'm gonna go
[00:13:38] Suck off an entire fleet
[00:13:42] If you catch my drift, I'm gonna blow a bunch of sailors. I'm gonna put their dicks in my mouth
[00:13:50] 1937 which by pretty close to the 20s by the way
[00:13:53] We don't have any mustard, but if you want to squeeze some of the old come out of my panties and use that
[00:13:59] I'm sure it's pretty sound
[00:14:06] He's like I guess I gotta be an actor
[00:14:09] I gotta I gotta fuck all
[00:14:10] Jeez mom, I guess if you want to be a whore you don't have to be
[00:14:15] Might have to be such a whore to my face
[00:14:18] I'm sick wait, so he found out who this dirt is
[00:14:21] Yeah, I guess you found out when he was 37, bro. Wow that would fuck me up. I guess
[00:14:27] What it yeah, what if he jacked off? I mean not that he jacked not that you jack off to your sister
[00:14:31] I don't know. I don't have a sister, but what if he jacked off to a sister?
[00:14:35] Wait, that was my mom. Yeah
[00:14:38] You think that listen I'm doing this because I'm trying to get you into that nice new retarded school. They have down the street
[00:14:44] But I already go to school. I'm not retarded. I think I's the four minute of steel mill
[00:14:52] Listen shut up. Well, yeah, I'm your mother after all just kidding. I mean, I'm you'll figure it out later
[00:15:02] Fuck in front of him
[00:15:07] Hell yeah, dude respect respect to that hussy dude that means she got her she got raw dog
[00:15:13] Was she hot she was all right. How old was she when she gave birth to him?
[00:15:18] I don't know, but it was 1935 a 30
[00:15:21] 36 when she was fucked. Oh, yeah, she was president
[00:15:25] Hoover Hoover. She got her. No, no my brother. Oh, it's FDR. Yeah, Franklin dick suckleo rock. Yeah, it was
[00:15:34] My man was getting dude out one time when I went on tour with wimp city
[00:15:38] They had some guy open for them. That was like just some local guy the oldest shit
[00:15:43] And I asked him it was a horrible show
[00:15:46] And he like played piano or whatever and I asked him when wet who was president when he got his dick sucked
[00:15:52] For the first time and he said true
[00:15:54] Man
[00:16:03] Like alive and kicking dude it all how old is he was an old man
[00:16:09] Um
[00:16:10] Yeah, he was old he was old as fuck, but he was still kicking bro
[00:16:14] Still getting his dick sucked
[00:16:16] Open him for Ben
[00:16:18] That's right opening for Ben and allen robbie the whole crew and me the whole crew
[00:16:23] It's Ben's birthday today. Happy birthday. Shout out to Ben. Shout out to ben o brine
[00:16:28] That bold fucking slut that cute bald mother fucker
[00:16:32] Mr. Clean if you want someone to mr. Clean your pussy ladies
[00:16:36] Holler at ben o brine ben ben pho brine on twitter
[00:16:41] No, if you're only only if you're a hot woman talk to him if you're a fucking loser
[00:16:46] Don't bother my friend
[00:16:47] But if you want to get he's he's got big arms and he's got a thicker penis than you'd think
[00:16:54] Why would you think he doesn't have a big penis?
[00:16:55] I don't know it's just he doesn't see but you know what you maybe I should think that maybe you're right
[00:17:00] Maybe I'm not gonna bear my face energy. You're right. He's got a nice thick piece
[00:17:05] He's got big pop eye arms. He's got the face of Justin long. He done in the head of telesavala
[00:17:10] Yes, that's right. Oh my god. So please for his birthday give the give my boy ben o brine head
[00:17:16] Well, it'll be a late birthday present. That's true. But can we get this out tonight? Yeah, get it up tonight for bed
[00:17:23] I rushed this rush this up so ben can get his cock fucking absolutely sauteed
[00:17:29] By some fucking saliva from a whore in la
[00:17:33] Or in the surrounding area if you're willing to drive to los angeles, I suppose
[00:17:38] Last time I spoke to him he's got a nice spot. I believe no, I'm not gonna say the neighborhood, but it's a nice
[00:17:42] So that's our birthday shout out of the day for ben o brine. Oh, I got a couple more actually go ahead
[00:17:49] Who else uh it's my friend soya's birthday today really yeah, wow happy birthday to soya happy birthday to soya who else?
[00:17:58] um
[00:18:00] Who else is what is it scorpio dude? Yeah, this is scorpions just go well good ass band
[00:18:07] shout out to the scorpions shout out to the
[00:18:09] It's fucking scorpions. I think the second episode in the row they've been mentioned
[00:18:17] Oh
[00:18:19] Oh shit, did he it was ditties birthday today ralph machio. Well, we got a lot. Oh shout out to the dog. Matthew mcconnay
[00:18:28] Desbrine damn a lot of good birthdays someone named yo atz
[00:18:33] Castro
[00:18:34] Kathy griffin. Oh boo. We do not wish her a happy jeff probes survivor. Shut up
[00:18:41] Um, oh shout out to the dog that killed that religious scholar Bethany frankle the tony abbot some australia
[00:18:48] The head of isis ben is it a dog ben juman gates?
[00:18:52] Um, I think that was his nose
[00:18:55] No, no the doris roberus doris roberts birthday also she's dead. Well when did doris die?
[00:19:02] Who everyone loves ramen's mom everybody's pussy sucks ramen
[00:19:07] Wow, hold on. I got a couple more here. Every love everybody loves brain men
[00:19:13] You just suck everybody's dick. Oh with laura bushes birthday. So happy birthday to ben and o brine or bush
[00:19:19] jeff probes the fucking pink rose of
[00:19:22] Pussy of texas pink rup pussy the pussy rose of texas. I did a what I watched a lot of dr
[00:19:28] Quinn medicine woman the other day. Uh-huh. My whole thing is like simulating
[00:19:33] That this is hot dude. I remember her being really hot stole this from stop. Yeah, thank you
[00:19:40] So we talked about it and stops it was hot and you said nothing and now that it's come up again
[00:19:45] You're gonna be the one that maybe stop setting a night. Oh, bro
[00:19:48] You're being a better brine's birthday. That is a very good tribute that time he did a joke
[00:19:53] And then the next episode you did the exact same joke
[00:19:56] Look
[00:19:59] That was honestly the funniest thing i've ever experienced in my life. Oh, there's funnier thing
[00:20:04] No, haven't you completely dead and i'm not even the guy who's like you steal right nick does that to you way more than i do
[00:20:09] Well, i do do it and i'm not even the guy that does it. I'm just someone that i'm one of many people that have noticed a trend
[00:20:15] What do you mean many?
[00:20:17] Many people are saying we don't have to bring this back
[00:20:19] Ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch
[00:20:21] Cubby ch cubby atoms gage pup bravo 118. We've got adam stealing jokes
[00:20:27] That's not we've got it on site. Come on guys
[00:20:34] Oh, you're doing a helicopter or helicopter
[00:20:38] We're gazurin on adam and he's we we've got him on ever read and he's it's hyping up jokes
[00:20:43] He's finding these googling jokes to steal good jokes. Yeah, it's out of it personal friends of mine. No
[00:20:50] Come on bro. He's finding jokes to steal on a tactical laptop
[00:20:55] In alcada territory. I want to get one of those laptops that you get like drop from heavy duty
[00:21:00] Yeah, you're on one of them for like construction sites and war zones. You're on one of those scrolling back to fucking
[00:21:07] Who's what brian paris he's
[00:21:09] I'm trying for easy. I don't know man. I'm just picking a guy. We know come on bro. I'm sorry
[00:21:15] Yeah, you want me to say yeah people say have a very vaginal accent
[00:21:22] That's the only one in prese jokes. I remember what is this I gotta this I have a real vaginal accent
[00:21:28] Um, I'll tell you what if you want to bet on how many jokes adam stole this come on bro
[00:21:33] You can bet on it's not even a joke. I just observed the dr. Quinn. Yeah, well that counts man. It counts
[00:21:38] What we didn't count
[00:21:41] What would be the joke that you would do I was like oh, I just remember she was okay. So do a joke about her being hot
[00:21:48] What do you mean a joke?
[00:21:49] So like on the show because I want to see a broom testing you so okay
[00:21:53] So if you think Megan Fox is hot and you say it in a couple weeks later
[00:21:57] I say Megan Fox is hot. There's a character on the show that like would say something funny about dr. Quinn you said
[00:22:04] You're putting yourself you're doing a joke. Yeah, I have one locked and loaded by the way. Yeah
[00:22:10] Get it over text already. Yeah, I know so we got it. I already know document it
[00:22:14] So you'd like just use your brain as a professional guy. I don't get what you're trying to do profession
[00:22:19] Do a joke about dr. Quinn medicine when being hot. Yeah, let's try one
[00:22:23] Why would you make a joke about that because we're doing a comedy because we're a conic riff
[00:22:28] Yeah, but sometimes we remember people that we that we use
[00:22:31] Things that you
[00:22:34] Okay, dr. Quinn medicine pussy. Okay. Okay. That could be one. Okay. Take that out
[00:22:42] So so they're on those there the old wets right?
[00:22:45] You know just stuff up you rub your maybe her pussy juices vapor
[00:22:48] What would you say to dr. Quinn medicine woman you say dr. Quinn I have
[00:22:53] Like a case a case of what of the dr. Quinn medicine penis
[00:22:58] Oh, come on. What do you mean consumption?
[00:23:03] No, that's not a joke. That's something that happens on the show you fucking more
[00:23:06] So I'm making it accurate to the show. I'm making it accurate to the show
[00:23:11] And you're trying to fuck her what could be a malady that you need to get something trick her into letting you fuck
[00:23:17] The heavy balls
[00:23:23] Heavy balls, dr. Quinn. I got a bad case of heavy balls
[00:23:26] No, but you didn't
[00:23:29] My balls are overloaded. Come on. That's it. That's a that's a context. Mm-hmm. So you have your drones show me the text
[00:23:35] I mean, it's literally says heavy guys. It's it's so funny. This is awesome. No, they're making up a no
[00:23:41] This is unbelievable. This is so true. This hilarious. When did you say heavy balls?
[00:23:46] It was between me and yeah, it was between I haven't even seen the text. It's on your phone on your side, but he did it on the show
[00:23:53] Mm-hmm. He said you have a case of heavy balls and you need some dr. Quinn medicine pussy
[00:23:58] No, but you got listen, I'll give you dr. Quinn medicine pussy
[00:24:02] Give that to me. I'll give that to you. That's fine
[00:24:06] Well, I was just gonna say I was a case of consumption because that would have been accurate to the show anyways
[00:24:15] I haven't stolen that are you type of fan that knows football so well, here we go
[00:24:20] I have a very bad case of overfilled balls. Yeah, okay, and I said heavy balls
[00:24:25] 1049 you guys text that to each other off threat saturday october 26
[00:24:32] If you said that on the come time I did it the next episode
[00:24:35] Maybe he did he said no he said it prior to this back when we talked about dr. Quinn the first time
[00:24:41] He said that she has heavy balls. He said that dr. Quinn. I got a bad case of heavy balls or overfilled balls
[00:24:47] I need my balls and I said heavy balls and that so you I literally just said that he said why else would you need
[00:24:54] The pussy people in the know football so
[00:25:00] Are you the type of fan that knows football so well that you could choose any in college?
[00:25:05] That's the kind of guy I am well my bookie is the place for you see I would have said my penis has gone inside out
[00:25:12] And I needed to be sucked back in the shed. That's really good
[00:25:14] See I wouldn't have gone heavy ball or you could even say there's a I don't know that it's a pain in my penis
[00:25:19] And I need it sucked. It's rented. It'd be sucked out of your penis. I'm sort of the miles Davis is riffing
[00:25:23] So you do it jazz. I always have I'm you know, no one knows where I'm coming. I don't follow you rules. Well, I
[00:25:30] Okay, you it's about slurs. You don't say yeah, I understand it's about the it's about the end
[00:25:36] You're doing some paint by number stuff is obvious you would well then by virtue of that you're saying stop those too
[00:25:42] Because it comes out of me like I'm a virtuoso. I just don't understand what you guys were asking me
[00:25:48] Stoves very good at very specific things. Thank you
[00:25:51] I got a case of heavy balls. It fits his his uber. Thank you. It's my
[00:25:57] Okay, I won't ever say that you're now. Let me ask you this you type of fan knows football so well that you could choose any game and call it
[00:26:03] Oh, my bookie is the place for you because they let you turn all your sports knowledge into cash in your wall
[00:26:09] I love that which is it though. There's only two things I know about sports and nazi germany
[00:26:15] And now I'm making money off both
[00:26:19] On my bookie dot com no just the sports stuff. I'm then there and then with the nazi information. I'm
[00:26:27] Training being online and doing web seminars to teach a man how to be better. Yes, sir. Okay. Absolutely. Um
[00:26:34] They weren't tactical enough. Yeah, they were they were highly tactical
[00:26:38] You out of your fucking mind. I'm out of your fucking mind
[00:26:43] This is awesome for my
[00:26:48] Stealing
[00:26:54] I'm defending their tactics
[00:26:56] I don't think they were that tactical. They were very tactical. No, we can pick this up after the
[00:27:03] Earth after this
[00:27:04] Natural conversation like Hugo boss. I thought I'm favorite cargo pockets
[00:27:09] You know, I'm just saying they should they could have been more tactical. What could be more tactical than just
[00:27:15] exterminating
[00:27:21] No one else came up with it is any tactic
[00:27:25] Yes
[00:27:27] Yes, you could have a bad tactic and that would be tactical. It's still tactical
[00:27:30] It is okay if that's your definition that I can see the point
[00:27:35] The nazis protect
[00:27:38] Well, my book uses a place for you because it let you turn all your sports knowledge into cash in your
[00:27:43] Key between football season nba and the start of college basketball season
[00:27:48] It's time to get off the sideline and get in on the action with my bookie. That's right
[00:27:53] You guys tired of being on the sidelines
[00:27:55] Maybe you're tired of being in jail
[00:27:57] Yeah, because you're doing a legal gambling out on the street. That's playing going up domino
[00:28:03] Goin up going stoop by stoop
[00:28:05] In east new york saying you guys trying to do some dice
[00:28:09] I'm gonna get some dice. I throw some boom. They put a gun in your face. Don't they?
[00:28:13] Trust me. I've been out there. Oh, yeah
[00:28:15] I'm trying to make a little extra scratch with a handful of dice and going around bad neighborhoods
[00:28:21] Trying to what do you say follows from the game of dice?
[00:28:24] I
[00:28:30] Yeah, what are you saying? I don't know even robbed just out of a at a principle beating the kid out of you
[00:28:39] Look man, we can't have you thinking you're safe around here
[00:28:42] We can't have you walking around here. So bring a pinstripe suit with your money
[00:28:48] We are going to fuck your ass up between football season nba and the start of college already
[00:28:53] Did that if you're the kind of guy who likes to bet a little that we don't want try a parlay me?
[00:28:59] That's stopped dude. I love we the call him parlay. They're calling parlay sk stop
[00:29:04] Absolutely parlaying in sk hot dogs. I'm wearing
[00:29:07] What's that plump with a plump when you cook them? That's ball park to come down here for a pop up
[00:29:13] S k or the official. I got a bus disgusting hot dog. S k is the
[00:29:17] The trash is it's yeah, they're the Glen Burnie. Oh, it's a Maryland hot dog
[00:29:22] It's a man. I don't like the way you said Maryland by the way the disdain in your fucking voice
[00:29:27] I was just saying the name of the what is what's your fucking hot dog from Vegas bitch the Nevada hot dog. Yeah. Oh lm
[00:29:35] What the fuck is that?
[00:29:37] This is a type of hot ladies mucus
[00:29:40] Yeah, it's made from yeast infection
[00:29:42] Fucking that sucks. That's how dumb women are dude. They get they can get they can be killed by bread
[00:29:50] Get a fucking pussy makes bread
[00:29:53] Can you imagine that if you're you die from me?
[00:29:56] You made a penis if your penis made the type of snack you would live forever
[00:30:02] Perpetual motion machine
[00:30:04] Bakery
[00:30:06] On his penis
[00:30:10] I don't know he's raw dog. He's got thighs like a woman. So it's just like he made the same
[00:30:15] She couldn't breathe. I got a yeast infection on my penis at my bookie dad. Agee
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[00:30:24] Shut up
[00:30:26] So yeah, man
[00:30:28] For instance, if you like a couple of the big favorites this week
[00:30:32] Parlays like parlay s k stavros would do
[00:30:35] Are perfect because they let you bet multiple the games together for a mod
[00:30:39] Bigger payout. Yeah, it's like playing lottery. We pick multiple numbers. Yeah, and then you can win more money. Yeah
[00:30:45] No, I when I go play lottery sometimes I just try and turn in the card with the number nine selected and they're like
[00:30:50] No, you gotta pick all the numbers. I was a bitch. I'm gonna do what I asked. I'm gonna do me
[00:30:55] I'm gonna do nine is gonna I got a wobbling in the liquor store and my pants fall down
[00:31:00] I'm like nobody's gonna tell me who I is
[00:31:03] I
[00:31:33] Hate not gaining no I bookie wants you to take your mind off everything
[00:31:37] On the game would be better if you didn't endorse the website because I don't think a lot of the fans like you or your ideas
[00:31:43] I think I'm becoming actually very popular amongst the fans. Actually, I think it's only but surely I think it would be better if only
[00:31:50] They've warmed only the guys in only the fellas
[00:31:54] It's nothing against you
[00:31:58] Yeah, but I know so much more about
[00:32:00] I know so much more about gambling and marketing and dot ag websites
[00:32:05] I love that and you know what I could know more about sports than you very easily
[00:32:09] It's just I don't care too because I'm too busy thinking about how tactical the Nazis
[00:32:13] Okay, I have to split my knowledge between sports. All right. We're again
[00:32:19] Yeah, we don't really have to talk about this point
[00:32:22] I think we could just talk about you know the advantages of using my book if you join now
[00:32:26] I'm gonna start referring to the holy Roman Empire is the second Reich and fucking Rome is the first Reich
[00:32:34] Why I mean I think it's fair
[00:32:37] Yeah, I mean, I don't fuck with the Romans because they did jack our shit dude the first Reich
[00:32:41] Whatever you want to call them. That's fine. Yeah, fuck them. They copied your god
[00:32:46] Yeah, they just changed the names. What the fuck dude. I kind of like that
[00:32:51] Zeus is a better name than fucking whatever. It's funny because people are like
[00:32:55] People get people get mad at colonialism
[00:32:57] They go in and make a room be Christian right and that's wrong
[00:33:01] But then okay, well what if they go in and they just they take your religion and make change the names people get mad at that too
[00:33:06] It's like there's no way to go in and rape and murder an entire civilization without people getting upset about it. Yeah, that's right
[00:33:12] Yeah, that's a good point. Why do you call the planets? They're they're Greek names. Yeah, dude. Of course yannas
[00:33:20] Huh yannas
[00:33:22] That's Saturn, right? No, that's Zeus
[00:33:26] No, Jupiter's Zeus
[00:33:28] Oh, what's Saturn? Yes saturday nace
[00:33:32] No, that's not greek Neptune is Poseidon. That's right. Mm-hmm. Um
[00:33:37] Pluto's a dog
[00:33:41] Um greek's didn't know about oh mars was uh areas
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[00:34:45] Hey, it's jack nicolson's mom
[00:34:49] Fannie Mae nicolson here for my bookie dot ag
[00:34:54] If you're a second dick to put your son through high school
[00:34:58] public high school
[00:35:04] Listen jack sometimes it just feels good
[00:35:08] I can't help but that I get to do what I love for a little
[00:35:10] Maybe one day you will too
[00:35:14] Maybe one day they'll pay it act like a faggot cry
[00:35:19] Can you imagine such a job
[00:35:21] Maybe they'll find some way to record it for posterity
[00:35:26] Like a photograph, but it moves and makes noise
[00:35:29] Yeah, well off to have sex with man
[00:35:41] And my bookie
[00:35:45] You heard it here first folks promo code come down jack nicolson's mother we changed the
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[00:36:18] Dude let's stop if you especially if you listen to stop soft called ravens over patient. I did well done my friend
[00:36:25] I really did
[00:36:26] Ooh them fucking dirty birds
[00:36:30] Yo, fuck Tom Brady. Oh Tom Brady's fucking gay
[00:36:34] You could say the guy sucks dick for a little thank you jack nicolson's mother not that there's anything wrong with that
[00:36:42] I know bring that stanky old pussy over here. Yeah. I'm trying to get ahead from jag nicolson's mother. Yeah, my pussy also smokes
[00:36:53] Yeah, it was you was you the fucking joker? I love that
[00:36:57] I just imagine jagging micha's head on a fucking shapely woman dude. Okay, we all just get along
[00:37:04] Yo, say to the they say the m were from the the part in what I'll lock you
[00:37:08] Yeah, that's my favorite part of any movie. Yeah when they say the m word. That's the thing my son doesn't realize
[00:37:19] Yo, I love when bitch it bitches the sacred to it as some words. Yeah, that shit gets my fucking penis hoard
[00:37:26] nights at columbus were true giddy's real head bustles
[00:37:31] not fucked every one of them
[00:37:33] back in the old days we had the church
[00:37:39] I wonder what it's to say
[00:37:42] Sucked off everybody who went to church ever who's ever been to church
[00:37:48] Where do you think jack nicolson was conceived?
[00:37:51] You're somewhere in the midwest at a sock hop. No, he's from the east coast. Uh-huh. Yeah
[00:37:57] But like what was she think it was a bed you think she got fucked in a car
[00:38:00] Yeah back when his old timey beds ever it's just that weird metal frame. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:38:05] Squeaks brand new wallpaper room. Yep. Did he do she was wearing her dress still probably keep doing that dude
[00:38:20] What it is oh, what's up
[00:38:25] Can I say it?
[00:38:27] I'm not gonna say say the word say it say it or get a brother
[00:38:34] A brother gets get some cut. That is the radio editor that song is hilarious. What do we talked about it?
[00:38:40] Some cut it's like what it is girl. What's going on? You look nice today
[00:38:47] It's like can a guy hold your hand pretty clean. Yeah, can we get married and not even have sex then
[00:38:53] Again, we go to church every day
[00:38:55] Didn't
[00:38:58] Yeah
[00:38:59] Some cut what a great song is that trillville?
[00:39:02] Futureing little scrappy that is correct
[00:39:06] What it is so what's uh
[00:39:10] Uh fuck what else we got on the freaking ducate though
[00:39:16] What fucking mouth hurts bro
[00:39:18] I hope my fucking tooth heals up nice dude
[00:39:20] When do you get the tooth three months from now? I can't wait
[00:39:26] Yeah, are you gonna want to fuck?
[00:39:30] Adam's getting his penis put in
[00:39:33] They just put it in the screw is vagina
[00:39:36] They had to put the screw in there. That's the heel
[00:39:39] Yeah, it's gonna take a long time because this vagina has a seven and a half inch diameter
[00:39:43] So it's yeah, so they have to keep like caulking it in it's a gauge negative 17
[00:39:48] This is a good half. You're gonna take a while to get it to close up
[00:39:53] But it's worth it man. Mm-hmm
[00:39:55] His body keeps rejecting the screw
[00:39:59] Only a dick in here, please
[00:40:01] Yeah, what they did was is they melted down some nickels and they made the screw out of that and then it's now it's fine
[00:40:07] Yeah, yeah, finally there's something about the
[00:40:09] It's actually the doctor saying it's the fastest that wound has ever healed and he's he's never seen anything like
[00:40:21] You know I closed up around him. I was like hi. I'm Adam's co-worker and I wanted to have information on his medical
[00:40:30] How good his pussy screw is healing I'm really not supposed to do this, but he's got a big fat vagina
[00:40:35] It's not healing too good
[00:40:41] You said you're also a doctor. No, I didn't. No, okay. Oh, well, whatever
[00:40:51] Yeah, I don't really like him
[00:40:56] Oh that guy fucking saw
[00:40:59] Such a fact
[00:41:01] A doctor wouldn't say but you know they think some guy sucked a dude. Yeah, but they wouldn't say
[00:41:13] Dude, I thought it was all gonna be put like awesome push thought I was gonna suck clits
[00:41:19] A second or a clitz just like what a molested tile thinks a gynecologist does
[00:41:24] I thought it was gonna be second or a clitz and playing playing fucking tic-tac-toe in my mouth with them
[00:41:33] I fucking titties
[00:41:35] Exeter's nose all over my turn. Why are you doing that voice doctor?
[00:41:43] I'm so high
[00:41:45] I'm down a k-hole right now. I'm so I'm fucking I'm sucking up all the gases in the arm
[00:41:50] I
[00:41:52] Got everybody's files and I'm calling other boys
[00:41:58] I got the gas going
[00:42:00] I'm calling up. Look this man eric. Has it coming because his dick doesn't get hard. I'm I called up this frat
[00:42:08] And I told everybody boy
[00:42:13] Yeah, what I do is I call everybody's emergency contact
[00:42:16] Dude, I'm so fucked up
[00:42:18] I'm so fucked up. What is this Nick socks nix na socks on
[00:42:25] What is this shit
[00:42:29] Anyway, thanks man. Thanks for telling me behind me pussy. I gotta take off though. What the fuck are all these canisters
[00:42:38] But I what I even need any this shit dude next time I do surgery. I'm just gonna okay. I'm gonna try well
[00:42:44] I'm gonna go I'm gonna be the bartender
[00:42:46] Get the switch him up dude like James Bond would mm-hmm nice nice. Yeah. Yep. Mm-hmm. Okay. Yo tell Adam
[00:42:55] What he's got cancer
[00:43:03] I'm so fucked up
[00:43:06] I couldn't stop laughing and he was like what I was like not
[00:43:11] But maybe you get to home because he's your boy
[00:43:13] Yeah, I tried but I couldn't keep a straight face
[00:43:17] I was laughing too hard
[00:43:20] I was so fucked up off gas. I couldn't
[00:43:25] Because they got they big a pimp. You're fucking laughing people. I told some bitch. Yeah titty cancer. I'm like I'm sorry
[00:43:33] I mean breast cancer
[00:43:37] I'm like you got right go get
[00:43:40] You gotta understand I'm like
[00:43:42] I'm fucked up
[00:43:46] Yeah, it was a long weekend. We got all new gas in trying out all the gas
[00:43:58] All right, see you doc
[00:44:05] Oh fuck dude, I had a doc my doc I shot shot to my old doctor
[00:44:10] Just let me get out of all without even really needing it. I'm about to go back to him. He wasn't quite that guy, but
[00:44:17] He was pretty close. He's a pusher man. He's a pusher man
[00:44:30] But yeah, they are yeah, they are
[00:44:32] Yeah, that's all you're I mean, I'm a hungry daddy on that blue video
[00:44:36] I'm you're a good boy. I'm your boo when in need of a man. No, that's
[00:44:43] Now that one I'm sure man beep beep beep just move on
[00:45:04] I think Curtis may feel this. Mm-hmm. I
[00:45:15] Guess I still do yeah, he rocks. Curse me feels great
[00:45:18] So come up just my dick my whole penis
[00:45:30] Don't be gay suck my whole penis. Yeah, don't be gay about it
[00:45:39] My brother today
[00:45:41] There's a good you know welcome to the Bronx sign. Mm-hmm. I was getting myself into like welcome to the Bronx. I'm not fucking gay
[00:45:49] I just mean welcome like in a casual sense. I'm not fucking gay
[00:45:54] I just mean like a friend or whatever listen don't fucking look at me
[00:46:03] Oh fuck dude, I'm gonna go back to jb spomones or whatever the fuck it's called
[00:46:09] Oh, yeah, Ellen beep the money gardens. You know what? I'll say the name when I think of it Adam in graves. I don't need to be correct
[00:46:15] That's in Brooklyn though. It is that's correct. That is crazy. It's pretty good. I took my cousin there owners in town
[00:46:23] Welcome to the jungle. Oh, yeah
[00:46:25] The owner of the store called me and told me no the owner got murdered in like a mob hit no the new owner
[00:46:31] What do you mean? Oh, I guess they have a new one. Yeah, how you doing my name's uh
[00:46:35] Lucille this this stuff on the gong go go go go. I'm the new owner and I'm friends with Adam's doctor
[00:46:42] Yeah, I was gonna ask you did you just happen to see you two really gay Jewish guys come in?
[00:46:47] Uh, yes, I did
[00:46:49] I'm like, you know what I've got we took a picture of them because it was so funny
[00:46:54] We put them on the wall and they're like, oh did they eat something like did they win a challenge now?
[00:46:59] I in fact I showed my doctor because I thought it was so funny and he was like, you're not gonna fucking believe that this that guy
[00:47:06] Has the biggest pussy I've ever seen in my life
[00:47:08] I've been putting screws up that guys. I'm calling it his pussy. Yeah, we put a hardware store's son through fucking college buying
[00:47:17] different types of screws
[00:47:21] Fucking yeah
[00:47:23] And stuff his whole up. Yeah, we're the reason for home depot success because we had to buy so many screws
[00:47:33] Uh fuck. I'm sorry. You're right. I shouldn't say that about your cousin. It's not the he's
[00:47:38] Yeah, it's that the average you average
[00:47:41] You can give it to me, but that's how gay you are if you call average if you and a regular guy
[00:47:47] Is still two of the gayest guys you've ever shared out of this man. Yeah, you went by name, dude
[00:47:52] Do they uh do they make special on special pills for your oh, yeah
[00:47:58] For uh penis. Yeah for what? Yes. Yes. They make special pills for your penis
[00:48:04] Oh dude, do they ever and I need it because I've been pretty depressed. I haven't been really you know
[00:48:09] I had this tooth. I don't have the circulate. I haven't been getting my steps. You got divorced
[00:48:13] I got divorced so my penis
[00:48:15] Is dipping is not I was I was on a very nice streak of having a hard-ass dick
[00:48:21] Free freestyle freestyle free solo free solo. Yeah, but now my dick has really seen some better
[00:48:28] I don't know. Maybe it's emotional. I'm not sure exactly what it is
[00:48:31] The point is though. Thank god for blue chew. God fucking calm
[00:48:35] Because I pump my fucking failed cock
[00:48:38] Full of meds to the point where it's nice thick and hard and it's able to fuck you know
[00:48:44] It's whoever's around. You're nothing above my den put you no
[00:48:52] It's the one type of candy that I'm allowed to
[00:48:56] That'd be the one it's nice that it is a candy. Yeah, it tastes great
[00:49:00] It's got like kind of a blueberry cut of my can I can I bum a couple actually? I got a re-up soon
[00:49:06] I don't know where they are. I mean, I don't know where anything in the department is. I
[00:49:09] I like didn't I stopped taking them because I was going you know, it's a goat went crazy
[00:49:15] Yeah, yeah, because the dick was too good
[00:49:17] Well, it's like I fucked up and I subscribed to the one where they sent you like a bunch
[00:49:21] Yeah, and then I just had this like stockpile of dick pills
[00:49:25] And then I unsubscribed from it
[00:49:27] Because it's like well now I have enough to know enough for the next 10 years. Yeah, basically
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[00:49:38] Yeah, no, yeah, I wait I was like give me the max
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[00:49:45] My lifestyle
[00:49:55] To satisfy
[00:49:56] Yeah, my body is sending me signals that I shouldn't be fucking I should take some time on anyway
[00:50:02] They got a nice thing is that if you don't consent they don't work
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[00:50:07] That's so true
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[00:50:32] Well, we'll enjoy this though if you like sex. Yeah, like blue true.com dude
[00:50:36] If you don't like sex get the fuck beat it you fuck turn this podcast all this podcast
[00:50:43] This is a sex liking
[00:50:46] Fuck you put a gun in your shoe on some fucking iron she won the barrel of a fucking 45
[00:50:52] Maybe you can borrow one of my antique Nazi
[00:50:57] You don't have that come on
[00:51:00] I could have it you could but you do not and you should not
[00:51:07] Yeah, what am I Nazi swords? No, you don't have any of them swords. Yeah, of course every army
[00:51:14] Decorative military is still carry you still get assigned the sword. Oh, yeah, I guess in that few the proud the marines
[00:51:20] He's got like a bam bam. Do you know you remember that had the well the old one where the sword no no one's ever made fun
[00:51:27] No, no, no, when the sword ever made the sword up
[00:51:31] I used to always try to do that but my wrist wasn't dexterous enough
[00:51:35] Do you know how he like hold the sword like right up to his shoulder with his arm straight down?
[00:51:38] Yeah, everyone can do that. I can't no try to do that right now. Get a tube. I'm doing it right now use nix vacuum cleaner
[00:51:44] Try it right now
[00:51:47] No, because I have because my dick is too hard. I don't use something else that sucks
[00:51:51] What's that?
[00:51:54] Got it. That's gone. That wasn't
[00:51:56] And that wasn't that good. I'm sure that excuse me. It was all right. It was fun. It was great
[00:52:17] I love doing this show
[00:52:19] See the only thing this is actually this has been a very fun one dude
[00:52:23] I'm here since mom. That was good. There was some some claims made against me
[00:52:28] Pretending to be a doctor. That's high on gas
[00:52:31] That was fun and then ame- ending this and immediately going right back to modern warfare
[00:52:35] Yeah, and then I'm gonna go get a fucking sandwich working on my car for where you're gonna sandwich?
[00:52:40] Probably right here. No, that's good. I got a fucking spot. Otherwise. I would fucking get a little food. Yeah
[00:52:45] Um, we got to finish that Jean Claude movie, dude the quest
[00:52:48] I had the guy to go home and take my fucking pills, but I'm trying to watch that shit soon
[00:52:53] Yeah, always be ready
[00:52:55] That's what he says. Yeah, he beats up a bunch of guys in the beach. Yeah, always be ready
[00:53:02] So anyway, you know, you know, hey papa, why don't you come here and suck my ass?
[00:53:06] You come in fuck try and use my pussy. Why don't you have a birthday party in my pussy?
[00:53:13] What's this guy saying
[00:53:15] What what's the problem old man like that's every Jean Claude movie that somebody's like what are you gonna do?
[00:53:21] Beat me up with your 511
[00:53:24] 195 pound frame
[00:53:26] 4% by
[00:53:28] Kameh. Oh what who's this guy you think you're tough just because you're already wearing kickboxing
[00:53:35] Mind your own business. Yeah, cuz well, yeah, we're a gang dress like the village people
[00:53:42] Sure, we're zero and 982 with weird loners who hang out at bars by themselves
[00:53:47] But this time we're not gonna all get sodomized with a cool stick by someone from Europe
[00:53:56] Oh, that makes it even worse
[00:53:57] You know what will allow you to beat a pussy up as if you were Jean Claude
[00:54:02] Craig let's get out of here. Remember the other guy with the ponytail that had a speech impediment
[00:54:07] He's like yeah, that guy's yeah that guy was different
[00:54:11] No, it was Stevens to go
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[00:54:46] Small to you know respectable
[00:54:51] Really is really it's just cruel that your dick doesn't get fat or I know bro. It's fucked up
[00:54:58] Yeah, I should get girth. Maybe not length. I can see that length doesn't make sense of course
[00:55:02] But a little girth around the edges girth makes one million. It makes so much sense
[00:55:07] It's really just even the underside. There should be a part of your cock that fills up with fat
[00:55:12] It really and you know what the thinner I get yes the thinner I get the fatter like I get a thicker dick when I'm
[00:55:18] Absolutely when I'm rail thin or what I want a lot of weight perspective though. No, no, no, it's my circulation is better. Yeah
[00:55:26] Even just a little bit of extra. That's why I have yeah, that's why I have a
[00:55:29] No, no, you don't because I'm thin
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[00:55:42] I'm calling the I'm calling the board. Oh, yeah
[00:55:49] Yeah, he's got a very thin flat dick. It looks like one of those smashed up things you get on the turnpike
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[00:57:02] Let's redo blood sport instead of Kumi T. It's Kumi town. Yeah. Yeah. Hey sounds good
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[00:57:35] And the only way to do that is if I win the $300
[00:57:45] Kumit a kumit a
[00:57:51] Did you do the promo cutting so yeah, okay, sorry, I just want to make sure we're you zoning out, bro
[00:57:58] No, I was listening. We're using owning out
[00:58:01] Zone dude, I was owned
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[00:58:15] Fill me up I'm fucking gay
[00:58:18] I
[00:58:26] Don't figure out what I'm doing for dinner some kind of snack. What are you gonna get bro?
[00:58:31] Let's talk dinner. Do you I don't know why some of all that bulgogi shit? I was good marinating in the fucking
[00:58:37] Well, I didn't know what to do with it. I don't know time to cook it
[00:58:41] I thought you're gonna cook it up. Oh, well, I had to cook some of it
[00:58:44] I mean, I got look fucking I got like three pounds of beef also
[00:58:47] I did the move where you get the roast and then you take it to the butcher and then have them slice it on that fucking love that
[00:58:52] That wheel thing incredible respect for that. Yeah, you should get one for the house. Yeah. No, how much would that cost?
[00:58:58] I would definitely any like industrial equipment shit that just got a cost like fucking $900
[00:59:05] On the low end
[00:59:08] Blender you you should not a thousand
[00:59:10] Whatever they are I don't fucking is like one of those whole part dough mixers
[00:59:13] It's like it's like one of those stand mixers except it's probably seven times the size
[00:59:19] Like the size of a TV. Oh, wow. I'm not a baker, bro, but it's slicing meats thin. That's my shit. Mm-hmm
[00:59:25] I like mexr thin. Yeah, would you give yourself a little sample like you're at the daily counters?
[00:59:30] I would are you out of your mind? Is this enough?
[00:59:32] I would run around real quick. Yeah, you hold it up to the lights to make sure I would have a mannequin hand
[00:59:39] Oh, nice. I can hold it now. Yeah, I got that shit slice real thin
[00:59:45] It soaks up all the juice. Well, not a hundred bucks is pretty reasonable. Yeah, I gotta get a new Vitamix container
[00:59:52] I got the cups mm-hmm, which are great. It's on clean. I gotta get the cups
[00:59:58] Don't tell me
[01:00:00] Make sure Adam does it
[01:00:03] You just said it we'll be right no don't worry. We're just talking about something else
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[01:01:04] Leading employer
[01:01:10] How would you even get it
[01:01:12] With a property in the history of David Buffett has in his move 96% of his portfolio
[01:01:22] He sucks in business fucking hate him dude, he's a fucking loo. I hate him. He's scum. He's scum of yours
[01:01:28] Yes, he's the worst of all of them really the fucking I hate him dude
[01:01:32] He gets a pass because he says he's gonna give his money away
[01:01:36] Well that and everybody and he bought this even by a new house every Midwestern fucking retard buys into that shit
[01:01:42] Because he confirms something they think of themselves, which is I go I got values I say thank you and I say please and thank you
[01:01:48] Never sneezed
[01:01:50] About value investing meanwhile he's like you know
[01:01:53] Like investing like a little part his position. Yeah trailer parks increasing his position in Coca-Cola while they're fucking murdering
[01:02:00] Yeah, yeah, and then he was doing like you know
[01:02:03] I mean I'm bitch about it before but that you know like he like bought a shit ton more like Delta stock or like
[01:02:09] I thought it was Boeing. No, he doesn't hold any Boeing
[01:02:11] But he bought more airline stock right before that Boeing accident happened
[01:02:14] Oh, and then the Warren Buffett was like there's you know
[01:02:17] They a lot of good people over there working around the clock to make sure this is an issue
[01:02:21] And I don't know if you followed the coverage on it
[01:02:23] But more and more it comes out that like Boeing just sat on this yeah
[01:02:26] They waited you there's people that you're like we cannot these planes are
[01:02:31] Gonna kill somebody and they fucking just sat on it of course until there was two two
[01:02:35] Huge who is wild. Yeah, like how let's let her after one. They're like let's let it ride. Yeah
[01:02:43] Yeah, he can suck my hard penis, honestly. Yeah
[01:02:47] I'm not saying anything, but it would be cool if maybe a knob a home
[01:02:51] Tribe that's right. Yeah did a little something. I've rode through on some wild horses
[01:02:59] Yeah, that's hopefully that's vague enough
[01:03:01] I
[01:03:05] Anything it's pretty racist. Yeah
[01:03:12] The permit cover you say to kill a couple of not a
[01:03:20] Ride bear back
[01:03:22] They rape it all for the cream pie and kill him that would be funny honestly. Let's be honest
[01:03:29] Yeah from a pure comedy perspective and not a wanting it to happen perspective
[01:03:34] He's not the worst one getting his every many be me here and do it again crash for a dog hit there
[01:03:42] Oh
[01:03:43] Did he does he like Hitler no he's a trump guy though?
[01:03:46] Yeah, it's cool in 2012 everyone's like oh baby dude can crush for me. I love BB and then in
[01:03:53] 2016 fucking Nazi retard
[01:03:56] You fucking racist retard
[01:04:00] He just likes the cult of personality he does he's like Obama. Oh
[01:04:05] Hell yeah, see you win Obama to Trump, which I think is very talented. Hey baby. This is Barack Obama asking for a can crush
[01:04:14] Mm-hmm. What if that happened that would be incredible. We'd be like this video proof sit Obama's lit swerve
[01:04:22] No, Bob was doing like fucking BuzzFeed videos about healthcare dude that daily show Hillary Clinton thing is so fucking annoying
[01:04:31] It is it's really it's like no one is good like they are straight
[01:04:36] I'm gonna wait with yeah, and
[01:04:41] Like the thing is I bet you when we talked about like when we go
[01:04:44] If you talk to regular as motherfuckers, they probably don't think he was murdered dude
[01:04:49] They probably believe this shit like Biden is like winning. You know what I mean?
[01:04:54] those people think I
[01:04:56] Don't think Biden's winning anymore, but what I'm saying is like even if he's not
[01:05:00] 20% or whatever people polled think Biden should be and you know whatever those motherfuckers
[01:05:06] Don't think Epstein was killed you know I'm saying you said that guy on Fox News with the
[01:05:12] Military dog I got rock that guy rock. It's funny what it's funny the coalition that Epstein being murdered has brought together, dude
[01:05:21] Just a bunch of fucking
[01:05:23] It's honestly, it's beautiful to see it. You know awesome guys with like thin blue line. Yeah stickers and shit like that
[01:05:31] Yeah, they all know it did that video is so good
[01:05:35] The guy with the dog
[01:05:37] Something yeah, somebody's did something
[01:05:39] Yeah
[01:05:42] Yeah, something like that. Yeah, no, I know that
[01:05:47] No, yeah
[01:05:49] Yeah, no, I was saying the other day about that
[01:05:52] Your poisoning yourself. I had to do it for the fans. It's been a while dude. Yeah. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no
[01:05:59] That's a tough one, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no, no. Yeah. Yeah, no, no, no. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh
[01:06:08] Yeah, no, that's why I was saying yeah, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, that's
[01:06:14] Yeah, I want to do this bit until Adam joins and then stop
[01:06:18] I'm not going to I played this game before oh have you? Mm-hmm. Checkmate
[01:06:23] Checkmate
[01:06:27] Checkmate my eyes are burning checkmate the cat is wrecking me
[01:06:34] Yeah, I think I might get rid of the cat. What are you gonna do? Just throw it outside. I don't know who gives a shit
[01:06:43] That's a good ass point, bro
[01:06:45] Just toss his motherfucker out the window one day. I'd be like, where's the cat? Yeah, what cat? What are you talking about?
[01:06:53] It's just waiting outside. I'm still feeding it
[01:07:00] Yeah, come here. Oh
[01:07:03] Yeah, came right to the master course you got it loves me cats
[01:07:08] Easy
[01:07:11] That's how the mother
[01:07:13] Oh, back up there. Come on lay on daddy's penis. Yeah, look the cats hugging me
[01:07:21] Good's hugging me
[01:07:23] Look the cats hugging me Michael let it go
[01:07:26] It's hugging me back Michael please let the let mrs. Firesteins can't go please I
[01:07:43] I'm sorry Deborah. We really liked your resume and we could really use the house cleaner, but your son Michael
[01:07:50] I mean in other circumstances if he hadn't have killed our cat
[01:07:54] We could have made an exception, but you know, I what's he gonna do next is he gonna be here the entire time?
[01:08:00] You're cleaning because so far he's made more of a mess
[01:08:06] Driving back home mom are you mad at me? No Michael
[01:08:15] Just fucking of my some men's
[01:08:17] Now stay in the car
[01:08:23] We're gonna leave it in the garage. I'm gonna let it run for a while and play your favorite songs
[01:08:27] We're gonna put on the raffy tape
[01:08:31] We're just gonna sit here for a while take a nice little nap for gonna sit here and then listen to raffy
[01:08:36] There's raffy the wheels on the bus
[01:08:38] Oh
[01:08:47] Her adult downs in your son because he ruined yet another job application my hugging cat
[01:08:54] Look mommy's hugging me back. Oh
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[01:10:50] You know I mean look hey look my penis is in between my legs my legs is sitting next to each other
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