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Ep. 186 - Give me one reason to stay here

Cum Town | Regular | 12/19/2019

[00:00:00] Chick Chick yeah little little pussy eating festival you know I'm saying
[00:00:06] That should be so much
[00:00:07] Pussy eating lick getting pussy sir
[00:00:09] Are you know I love?
[00:00:11] I'm gonna push it push it push it push it push it push it push it push it push it push it
[00:00:22] That's right. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. That's ample. That's ample
[00:00:24] Pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy
[00:00:30] Drive up in the Cadillac
[00:00:34] Pussy
[00:00:36] I love the 67 pussy all the ways there you could get to push it one take it to
[00:00:44] The sounds a little too loud. Yeah, my funds are really loud. Can you turn down a little bit?
[00:00:49] Can you quit being a baby? Turn me down. Do not call me a baby on the public please. Can maybe you not be a baby bitch?
[00:00:58] Please can you maybe not hurt my ears? Can you not be a baby bitch?
[00:01:04] A baby who is a bitch
[00:01:07] And it's a baby faggot
[00:01:10] Welcome back to the bitch baby podcast baby bitch. I forgot to I was trying to get new sounds, but I I'm gonna have to take a weekend
[00:01:17] The
[00:01:18] Really think about it. Don't worry about it. I mean well you're gonna have to cut the tape, you know
[00:01:22] Yeah, I mean I can see the way these things work is I have the best ideas first of course
[00:01:27] I'm that's my style. You're a lot of steam and then I know it's done. Yeah, it's done. Yeah. I'm finished
[00:01:35] I'm finished. Yeah, I'm all done. I've come up with the best ideas
[00:01:40] I found the thing of Obama saying the end word. I've already recorded Obama saying the end word
[00:01:48] I suck your penis. I suck it off. I sucked your penis off. I suck your penis. I sucked your penis
[00:01:57] Yes, it's not like that
[00:02:00] That was good. Good. I suck your penis. There will be blood guy. Yeah, there will be
[00:02:05] Jit there will be head there will be head now. There's a movie now. That's now
[00:02:11] That's what I like to call them. What was that? What was that?
[00:02:14] Now your cooking with blast. Oh, yeah, that movie was sent set in one the 1800s. Yeah
[00:02:22] Who knew the hottest woman in the world was at the time in the 1800s. Yeah, Marilyn Monroe
[00:02:29] It was like
[00:02:31] Yeah, Martha Washington bad Egyptian. Yeah, who's a patcher or maybe
[00:02:37] one of the John Quincy Adams John Quincy Adams was ugly and his bitch was ugly that his
[00:02:42] bitch had an ugly bitch. He looked just like him. He was the president. Yeah, he had a
[00:02:47] slunk of ugly as a whole category on jeopardy. Yeah, we how ugly his bitch was
[00:02:53] Blurst ladies
[00:02:55] And you should the worst worst ladies. Mm-hmm. That's why the blurst ladies. Yeah worst ladies
[00:03:01] Who's the category where we we rank the first ladies by hoggly?
[00:03:08] Who's the ugly?
[00:03:09] Noted noted pig
[00:03:12] Eleanor Roosevelt. That's right Eleanor Adam. You have the board. Thank you. I'll take worst ladies for 200
[00:03:19] ugly
[00:03:21] This first lady literally all I search was ugly
[00:03:25] It said the smell of this woman's pussy
[00:03:29] Was what would that they it said that the st. Louis arch
[00:03:34] Originally held open by her giant ugly poos. Who is Hillary Rodham Clinton? That's correct
[00:03:42] Back to you. I'll take it for 300 worst women. Yeah, I think it goes 200 400 400
[00:03:47] Well, you can just choose right huh Eleanor Roosevelt when she was young didn't look so bad
[00:03:53] Great. No, she looked nasty. You know what lady bird Johnson looks like she's fine dick lady
[00:03:58] Bird Johnson is my favorite one dude for sure. She made DC bloom
[00:04:01] She planted flowers everywhere and her pussy was the best pussy in Texas. Well, you've heard you've you've seen that sorry
[00:04:08] We're looking for Janice Taylor
[00:04:10] You've you seen that quote that quote. Oh, I think it's a good noise. Yes
[00:04:17] Yeah, the LBJ quote about how leggings or stockings ruined finger fucking
[00:04:23] There's been recorded is talking about how stockings everyone knows he's the coolest president
[00:04:28] They they get a huge dick to big old penis
[00:04:31] Yeah, big old thing had to get his pants specially made because his cock would bulge too much
[00:04:35] So sick he had to go to the pants store for that. No, I heard a recording of him ordering pants
[00:04:40] Yeah, and I think that's when he mentions the best working we're casual male xl company
[00:04:45] Yeah, it was about Lyndon Johnson's cock. Yeah, and then it got but then that the market for huge cock people wasn't that big
[00:04:51] I have to get my phone out of the other room. Okay, because there's important information on there
[00:04:55] Oh, yeah, I've heard about that info. You better get it dude regarding
[00:04:59] Is there can the cat information that can lead to the arrest of Donald J
[00:05:06] Donald John Trump Donald John
[00:05:09] Fuck the giveaway we're going up Donald John Trump. Yeah, what a loser like who gives a shit
[00:05:15] Come on men sports. I don't used to be so good. Why did you have to do this?
[00:05:21] Who say no, bama his middle name means bathroom
[00:05:24] Yeah, it's gonna be so funny when Trump wins again. I can't wait
[00:05:31] They're gonna fuck over Bernie again 100% they already are. Yeah, he's he's an anti-semite now
[00:05:38] That is unbelievable
[00:05:40] Unbelievable dude. Nothing means anything. We are fucked
[00:05:42] We're so funny. There's no way to do anything
[00:05:44] You can even like they're calling him an anti-semite like we're fucked
[00:05:48] Yeah, every other candidate has
[00:05:50] People are just way more like fucking dog shit baggage on them
[00:05:54] Absolutely, and it's even even in that like there could be a there probably be a video next week of
[00:06:00] fucking Elizabeth Warren being like if there's one thing I can't stand it's kikes
[00:06:05] It's all of these kikes coming into the teepee hiking it up with all of their money and their bagels
[00:06:12] My aunt be used to come in and she said look we're we're kite-kate and indians
[00:06:16] And we hate there's one day
[00:06:21] Hey, I hate you now. I hate you
[00:06:25] There's too many Jews in this neighborhood. Yeah, and there would still be
[00:06:31] There would still be why Bernie Sanders is burning
[00:06:35] Anti-semite. Yeah, don't let this
[00:06:37] Elizabeth Warren's bad watching this clip of Bernie Sanders, you know, he's like medic
[00:06:44] Fuck
[00:06:44] Oh, good Jew Jewish fuck Jewish
[00:06:48] Like wow, can you believe that?
[00:06:50] Doctor. Yeah, it's through the years. He like has different hair in the middle of it
[00:06:56] But it's just a clip of Larry David
[00:07:00] I'm saying the n-word on the
[00:07:03] Curve
[00:07:04] Twice. Yeah, it's just watch this clip of Bernie Sanders and it's Larry David looking at a black person
[00:07:09] It's still image and it just goes
[00:07:11] Wow
[00:07:14] Straight from the mouth or they just do the Jimmy Kimmel like unnecessary censorship on a thing he says
[00:07:20] Yeah, you just do the trick you've been doing
[00:07:24] Anyway, yeah, no, he's gonna lose we're fucked. I'm back to thinking we're fast. Unfortunately. Yeah, we should all move to Athens, bro
[00:07:31] First of all, I'm moving to
[00:07:34] You can't take my escape plan. I thought we were gonna get a fishing boat. Are we? Yeah, we're gonna be simple fishermen
[00:07:39] I'm gonna be with the fuck
[00:07:42] Why can't I come bro? How you go to Israel? Do we all go back to where we go there? It's a crap place
[00:07:46] You go to Israel the shitty Niko to Ireland. I go to Greece. What if it China just nuked Israel?
[00:07:52] How funny would that would be funny?
[00:07:54] I must admit that would be funny. That would be difficult for me because I wouldn't want to
[00:07:59] You know, I wouldn't want to damage my chances of getting pussy from what would you just do on Christmas after that?
[00:08:05] What do you mean? Well, you couldn't eat Chinese food anymore. Oh my god. We'd starve
[00:08:11] That would ruin a tradition. Yeah, how Jewish people pretend like they invented Chinese. I know it's we did it's a met we
[00:08:18] General so was a Jew. Yeah
[00:08:21] You know as Christian families who would sit around and just listen to rap music on Hanukkah
[00:08:26] Or something that us Christian families came up with. Yeah
[00:08:30] I do I'm hoping my little brother has to work as a Chinese guy. They're like, oh, okay
[00:08:34] Fuck on the car
[00:08:37] Okay, I'm a cop soak my dick
[00:08:42] I really hope my family's busy on Christmas so I can stay here and do the and do the Jewish christmas
[00:08:46] I will adopt you to do Jewish Christmas
[00:08:50] Mission Chinese. No, that's that no we get either. We get second avenue deli or dim sum on Christmas morning
[00:08:57] Yeah, and then I'm not getting any
[00:08:59] I got a wohop. I got a wohop about this. We release you in the financial district and I hunt you down with a cross
[00:09:05] Oh the most the deadliest game in fi died. Yeah, the most dangerous game. Right. You'll be in your natural environment
[00:09:13] Yeah, you have all the you have all the advantages when it's a terrain and then I know where
[00:09:18] The hunter enters the jungle. I know where all the stock tickers are
[00:09:24] all the obstacles
[00:09:26] The traps police are just like having a regular Jewish christmas there. Oh, yeah, carry on might
[00:09:33] Yeah, the Australian police. Well, the regular police. They're all for christmas. Yeah, regular police are off duty for christmas
[00:09:40] Idiot. They don't have christmas in Australia
[00:09:43] It's the it's the other day
[00:09:46] Yeah, they all end
[00:09:48] Six months later because it's all
[00:09:50] To stand in for the new york city police department
[00:09:53] I know that it was it was it was a handshake. Are you questioning my thought
[00:09:58] You fucking asshole
[00:10:00] Someone told me that we don't feel that bad about the whole course. You're lucky. It's christmas otherwise. I tell that crossbow fella where you
[00:10:08] Someone told me the reason there's so many australians in New York is because
[00:10:11] Bush gave them like an agreeable visa program after they supported his war in Iraq. Yes. Yeah, that's true
[00:10:18] That sounds about right
[00:10:19] So they can come and like just do molly for I think that's over now. Is it done? Yeah, kick them out
[00:10:25] Now we're all going to tawlan now. We're gonna have six with boys. We're putting all the australians on little sign James
[00:10:34] We're reclaiming it for the queen. It'd be funny even like 400 years
[00:10:37] It's just like that's like little st. James island is an international economy. It's a whole nation with their own
[00:10:43] Yeah, well as a courtesy. Yeah, a lot of people don't know this used to be a petafall
[00:10:46] I
[00:10:50] The petties and now we've got our own you know, own culture
[00:10:55] Everybody still always our own type of people that we oppressed. Yeah, we've got uh, you know
[00:11:00] We all we're still wear children's pants. Yeah as a
[00:11:04] Oh more tribute. Yeah tribute to the pet to the cheeky petey petos
[00:11:08] Cheeky petos that fan in the place. Yeah, the freaking cheeky petos. Those cheeky petos
[00:11:17] It's my bloodedads google history. What is eight-year-old being raped?
[00:11:24] Now that is a good sketch. Yeah, just she says it's my bloodedads google history
[00:11:30] Oh that toddler getting fucked
[00:11:32] No, I think your dad's being jailed. Yeah, not in not in a little st. James
[00:11:39] Not in law laws
[00:11:41] Lames. I don't know what they call this in the name
[00:11:45] Sainty. Yeah, same tea a little sainty. I love Jamie. Saint Jamie. I've been giving a little suckle. Who do a torts dangler
[00:11:54] They had the other little st. James island. They have to make everything sound so cute. Yeah, kids giving a little suckerino to
[00:12:00] a baby
[00:12:03] I don't know if the sack of boys pain is a little bibies peeping nozzle
[00:12:08] And if you like these jokes will be in australian april being all I think so josh hasn't responded to him. He did. Oh, he did
[00:12:15] Yeah, he was sick. Yeah, you probably have barbecue sauce. He got sick
[00:12:20] I wasn't Texas. Yeah, there's just a third of my screen that's covered
[00:12:24] I miss a lot of stuff. I can't read this email. It's covered in barbecue sauce. Yeah, you said you said a dirty
[00:12:34] I'm professional. This email is covered in chocolate and barbecue sauce
[00:12:39] And i'm thinking of woman's breasts while i'm reading it all
[00:12:44] I think that might be a screen
[00:12:46] I think yeah stop. I think that might be
[00:12:49] Fuck you man. Shut up. Shut up
[00:12:52] Josh
[00:12:54] If that is your real name just because you're some new zealander
[00:12:58] Yeah
[00:12:59] Who knows a lot about drifting? I love to get my penis sacked. Mm-hmm does josh know how to drift? Yeah
[00:13:06] That's what he does when he's not booking. He's Tokyo drift
[00:13:09] You know how they live in Tokyo drift drift drift drift drift
[00:13:26] Okay, man
[00:13:28] Nothing those are the words
[00:13:37] Those are the words for the song that is the official words. You haven't seen Tokyo drift
[00:13:41] Yeah
[00:13:54] Like
[00:13:56] I
[00:14:07] It's a theme song for an anime
[00:14:09] Oh my shit
[00:14:22] That one got me good brother. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah freaking yeah
[00:14:28] Yeah
[00:14:30] If you can shock a dick you can eat my ass
[00:14:33] I was just in the fucking Texas deep in the heart of Texas, bro. Maybe you know what they say they only got two things in Texas
[00:14:43] Faggot and horse
[00:14:48] No, that's literally this I thought steers and queers. What do you think that means?
[00:14:53] A steer is a bull say course for some sort
[00:14:57] Look, I know what the other
[00:14:59] How
[00:15:01] Dude fucking I had a fucking big ass steak a dry aged Texas piece of meat
[00:15:08] Deliciosa what cut where'd you stop? It was well. I went to truth barbecue. That was a second day
[00:15:15] That shit was awesome truth. Where's that Paul Pierce between it is between it's a Paul Pierce themed barbecue restaurant
[00:15:21] It's between Houston and Austin
[00:15:23] It's good as hell. There's a lot of shit
[00:15:25] You guys I kind of like Houston. You were saying it's trash. I fuck with it. Houston's boring
[00:15:30] I liked it. Houston's like if so LA sucks and Houston's like what if Texas had
[00:15:35] LLA. Yeah, but they got it. Listen. I went I did hot yoga with his lady named Candice. She was really nice
[00:15:42] I feel like every the only people that I believe that are queer are
[00:15:47] Yoga instructors. You think they're they're women that exist on a not even woman. I believe they're they're real day them's
[00:15:53] You know I'm saying they're just like they're just on the the the cusp of gender
[00:15:59] They're just short hair ladies. Oh, you guys are like this. I was in Chinatown the other night
[00:16:04] And there was a group a Chinese teenager
[00:16:07] Go and they probably lived in Chinatown. So they were calling each other the and of course
[00:16:11] I live in Chinatown, but one of them I just walked by when one of them goes uh
[00:16:14] Yeah, yeah, man. I'm fitting and he didn't say man. He said the and he goes he goes
[00:16:18] Yeah, I'm fitting a fuck with some Chinese food
[00:16:24] Trying to decide what the
[00:16:26] In Chinatown is a group of Chinese people from Chinatown and one of them said they're fitting a fuck with Chinese food
[00:16:32] You were like excuse me. You can just call it food. Don't you mean new Chinese food? Well, it's like what?
[00:16:40] Okay
[00:16:42] Go off respect to them. Do you go off expected? You know go off a generation a generation brought up on aquafina
[00:16:49] I went to racist. It's what she if I say go off chain
[00:16:54] Uh, that's probably racist. I don't think yeah, I don't know if I don't put Chong at the end. No, I don't think that counts as racist
[00:17:00] Actually definitely racist
[00:17:14] That's a little Japanese woman dropping and bomb I went to I went to jewish. Well, half the words sound like curse words. It's true
[00:17:22] I went to Montreal so no he I'm not a restaurant
[00:17:34] We'll be saying I went to a Montreal style Jewish deli
[00:17:38] To remind me of our time back in Canada, of course
[00:17:41] Canada is banging where
[00:17:43] Uh, it was by the movie theater where I saw gems last night. Mm-hmm. Oh yesterday during the day. Interesting. Um, which also went hard
[00:17:52] Went when I'm saying anything else at all the way. I'll kill you. Well, I really sang you the song from it. Yeah
[00:17:59] Where I'm saying like I
[00:18:02] Got too many jewels. I love selling
[00:18:05] Look at my jewels. I'm selling it. Look at my
[00:18:08] Look at my sparkles. I'm going to sell these two black people
[00:18:15] Nightingale
[00:18:17] Was it by the director did bahabduck that bitch? No, it's in the pit the con
[00:18:23] Way to go head from her. Yeah, a Sheila director a Sheila
[00:18:27] Yeah, they're letting friggin Sheila letting Kant's mic
[00:18:30] Picture day picture ain't I
[00:18:32] Now now Kant means everything to them. Yeah, that's true. What's what's what's slot?
[00:18:39] What's content Australian like for a dumb bit fosters fosters australian for Kant
[00:18:48] Let me break open your force. Let me bust that force this open for me
[00:18:52] They get mad they get a master and there's a picture of an aboriginal guy
[00:18:56] I
[00:19:00] Fosters
[00:19:02] Australian for big
[00:19:05] I'm saying a slur
[00:19:08] That's very good
[00:19:11] Fosters Australian for and then another beef
[00:19:17] For
[00:19:19] I
[00:19:23] Love this button dude. I can't wait. I'll can't wait to get it all Australian
[00:19:27] This button is my favorite thing in the world. Oh, yeah, it brings me so much joy of beat having a beep
[00:19:32] But you're just got your discretion is incredible. Yeah, yeah, it's fun
[00:19:36] It's made the show funny damn. I'm already thinking about getting greek food at that place in melbert again
[00:19:41] Oh, this still act. I yeah, dude. I place bay was a bang. Hopefully neither and none of us died before that
[00:19:47] I don't think we'll die. We have to have that meal
[00:19:51] It is the prophecy. We'll make it to april the prophecy will make it to april at least one of the three would have gay sex
[00:19:59] But thank you adam. Thanks for
[00:20:02] Off our hands the gay the one you are the one sex will also die
[00:20:09] No, that sucks. I thought I had the fulfill the prophecy, but you did verbally agree
[00:20:14] So I gotta do it for my boys. I got a movie called vaginal destination
[00:20:19] vaginal yeah vaginal destination vaginal and
[00:20:24] You know, what's I don't know was it devan sawa who the fuck is in that money?
[00:20:28] But he's like yeah, I think that's like i didn't i'm rather you got a sex change
[00:20:32] He's like no way bro. I'm not gonna do it and then it's like
[00:20:35] the sex ghost
[00:20:37] Knows that you were supposed to have your gender you were I suppose they didn't have a your plus cut off and turned into a vagina
[00:20:44] And now it's gonna cut your dick off any way it can
[00:20:48] Oh, there's a plane got redirected to the sex operation someone
[00:20:53] Wait, what's final destination?
[00:20:56] He keeps cheating dad. Yeah, the kid and then so the so devan saw what it's not him
[00:21:01] It's probably someone else the angel devan is trying to kill it. What who's devan?
[00:21:05] It's some 90s. Yeah, he was like a he was a 90s freddy prince jr. Style. So devan sawa
[00:21:14] And that's not yeah, devan saw woman sucking his own dick. Yeah, you know, I saw really yes
[00:21:21] Yes, so what he's he cheats i'm familiar with the commercials and like a a log crashing through a car
[00:21:28] Yeah, that sort of thing. But what the devil is against him or something
[00:21:32] So it's about devil is he chasing him while here's the deal
[00:21:36] Yeah, he's on a class trip somewhere and he like they all get on the plane. It's actually the movie's tight
[00:21:42] I might watch it tonight. Okay. Yeah, they get on a plane and there's a million of them
[00:21:46] So you can just you can watch that instead of getting a job or yeah, absolutely
[00:21:50] You're having kids do whatever your wife tells you to do
[00:21:53] Yeah, the real final destination is turning 37 years old and you're like
[00:21:56] Shit, I'm gonna get high and watch stuff. I rented from blockbuster two decades ago and my life has not changed at all
[00:22:05] I mean it has substantially. Yeah, I don't care. Yeah, nothing will and then we're all going to die
[00:22:13] Uh, yeah, so they're like they're going on a class trip and the plane blows up
[00:22:17] Oh shit
[00:22:19] And then fucking he's like screaming is the plane blows up and he wakes up and he's just in the like by the gate
[00:22:24] He fell asleep before they got on the plane and his friends are like what's wrong?
[00:22:27] He's like I just fucking like the plane fucking blew up. We can't get on the plane
[00:22:31] We can't get on the fucking plane. I just had this like nightmare or whatever
[00:22:34] And then like they just pull him off the plane like they don't let him him and like his seven friends or whatever
[00:22:40] Because he's freaking out and then they see the plane blow up after
[00:22:44] Cool shot too. That's just you see the plane blow up and then all the windows blow up
[00:22:48] Which I don't know if that would happen. Who cares?
[00:22:50] It's tight in fact, I don't even know if that's what happened in the movie
[00:22:54] It could be the plane just blew up and the windows don't blow out. Yeah, anyway, it doesn't matter
[00:22:58] It doesn't matter. So he has my mind when I am a shot for shot remake
[00:23:03] Where's it's not actually it's all from memory. Yeah, that would be cool
[00:23:07] Yeah, we should do a shot with shot remake of a movie. We've only seen like a couple times
[00:23:11] I've said that I said they should let steven segull do a shot for shot remake of all the john wick movies from memory
[00:23:16] Just his and then john wick meets the dalilama
[00:23:21] And the dalilama says to him you are more of a buddha than I am
[00:23:26] And but john is humble
[00:23:28] He's humble spirits. So he says no dalilama
[00:23:31] We're the same we're the same and i'm only slightly better
[00:23:38] All things are equal because we are all one
[00:23:41] I'm just i'm the big of the better
[00:23:42] I'm the top slightly if you imagine the number one. I'm the nose part at the top the little flag
[00:23:48] And you're the bottom the feet
[00:23:51] It's not even it was both number one. We're both number one, but you're the part of the little nose
[00:23:56] Flag and you're the part you can leave off and people still know it's a one
[00:24:00] Or maybe it becomes a seven, which isn't even bigger number
[00:24:05] Yep, I would like to watch that movie. Yeah, so this man has a dream
[00:24:09] Say something about being dead
[00:24:11] You just hear people whispering while they're filming. He's in a motorized wheelchair
[00:24:17] His problems you killed my dog and then it's just people being like
[00:24:22] Falling on the ground. It doesn't move at all
[00:24:24] He just
[00:24:28] Like the jumble right in one of those like those those motorized shopping carts from giant dude honestly
[00:24:35] It's just it's cliz says giant on there. He stole it
[00:24:38] I
[00:24:41] Left a grocery store that fucking I'd love to watch a movie where it's john wick, but he's a paraplegia
[00:24:47] He's just got a wheelchair with guns and shit on it. Yeah, that would be awesome. You know what they said about russians
[00:24:53] What's that?
[00:24:55] I agree. Anyway, um, I saw this trailer for a movie called add up. Hold on. I want to see what happened to the rest of the movie
[00:25:02] Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. I thought it was done. The guy has a dream. Go ahead at him
[00:25:05] What would you say? I want to know what happened? No, I
[00:25:12] Adam yeah, I interrupted on those rude. That's fucked up that you said that about keep telling them
[00:25:18] So I want to tell you about this trailer though. I want to know about what happened in final destination
[00:25:24] Oh, yeah, he's got a dream. So he had the dream like Martin Luther King. Yeah, you might say it's like I had a dream that there was integration
[00:25:30] It's like we got to get off the spine integrate america peacefully. It's racist the final destination. Yeah, so
[00:25:40] Jeffrey Epstein. Mm. He has a plane. He's like, I'm gonna take on to my island. Mm-hmm. Why don't they come over here?
[00:25:46] I haven't been doing it, but it's been fun. There's a lot of people
[00:25:50] You know, it grew out of the core banana anti-Semitism, but then
[00:25:54] Yeah, adding that the black heber israelite shooting
[00:25:57] Mm-hmm, which bernie planned it. I mean he was like you yakubian devils are going down
[00:26:06] But there's plenty of like right wing jewish people on social media now
[00:26:11] Mandel they're using the black heber israelite thing to be like this is genocide
[00:26:16] Hell yeah, they're doing it again. That's awesome
[00:26:19] Really and you would use reply to them in your life. Look the the black those just happen to be jewish victims just like Epstein happened
[00:26:28] Everyone's in heaven to be do
[00:26:31] Shut up bro. Yeah, shut up. No, they just happen to be jewish and your best friend
[00:26:35] Your best friend animals and members of your family most of your family. Sorry. I didn't say what you didn't come by my i'm saying
[00:26:43] Say best friend again your best
[00:26:45] That's right. All right, so I saw trailer. Yeah for a movie called ab
[00:26:51] So wait, how does it end though? Did you get away from death? Oh, sorry? I didn't realize he wasn't I should start taunting people on twitter more
[00:26:58] I'm not doing enough taunting. Yeah, I would yeah. You used to be the king nick of taunting. Yeah used to t
[00:27:05] People everyone just best everyone has me block now
[00:27:10] At this point like there's not I mean that well is
[00:27:12] Dry you know what I mean? I've mined all the gold. Yeah, you're someone has drank your milk
[00:27:18] You drank your own milkshake. I drank my own milkshake. You honestly did have you ever drank your own?
[00:27:24] So does this Devin saw a while when does he beat death? Yeah, cuz then there's fun of destination to goes all the way to seven
[00:27:31] Yeah, does he survive ultimately now he gets breast cancer
[00:27:35] He does a natural causes
[00:27:37] But it's not from it. That's what that movie makes no sense
[00:27:40] I'm like if you have faith to die and you miss the airplane thing death would just be like I guess brain tumor
[00:27:45] Yeah, exactly. I guess that's the easiest you can't not a goldberg machine
[00:27:50] Like a cigarette burning a obstacle course. Yeah, yeah, but that movie is
[00:27:57] Laysick
[00:28:02] Play epic cool. I hope that you get low rate
[00:28:07] Oh, if I am speaking frankly, okay, was that where that comes from Frank? Let me be frank. It's like Frankish
[00:28:18] We like Frank O'Nian
[00:28:21] Who's Frank O'Nian like the Franks? Oh, let the Norman Franks. No, of course not Frank Norman
[00:28:28] Why would it come from? That's weird that that was a race
[00:28:30] It won't Frank. Yeah, it was a bunch of Frank Kelly and Frank's and Franco Anglo Franco's
[00:28:37] Two groups of people that own used car dealers. Yeah
[00:28:41] Yeah, we're the Normans
[00:28:44] These are the Franks and that's all the motherfuckers that like mixed up and made it England in France, right? Yeah
[00:28:49] Yeah, they all fuck and they all just talked completely different languages. Yeah, they're like
[00:28:53] Yarsh
[00:29:05] All right, can I tell you guys about this movie trailer? I want let me get my phone. Okay, hold on stop. I watched this movie trailer
[00:29:12] If the movie is called Adam
[00:29:14] It's about a gay guy with head check listen it stars the main character's name Adam Friedman. No swear to god. He
[00:29:23] He's like awkward high school teenager. Yeah, always wanted to meet the girl of his dreams, right?
[00:29:29] So he visits his sister in New York where she's in the queer lesbian community, right?
[00:29:34] And he goes out to queer bars with her
[00:29:37] He meets a lot of people has fun and then he meets the girl of his dreams
[00:29:40] But they really hit it off. She's got a penis and then they're outside and she's like I've never actually hung out with a trans guy before
[00:29:48] And then he spends the movie pretending to be a trans male that's pretty fun in order to pursue to get pussy to get pussy
[00:29:55] And it's called the Adam story and the guys the man characters they had him Friedman
[00:30:03] Now this is somebody fucking that's awesome. No, it's a real movie called Adam. Yeah, dude
[00:30:08] And also salute to that character. I wonder if that character needs to take pills and make his dick hard
[00:30:13] Oh, yeah, he's fucked up little a couple of blue shoes
[00:30:16] Which anybody who's a fan of this show knows about already because I need some more I need to re up
[00:30:20] They already anybody cool already went online the blue she's got comp
[00:30:23] I know we got a lot of young listeners 18 years old younger get on the bill your 14
[00:30:29] Get these cock pills get on lie
[00:30:31] You say you're a get on the map. I know we got a lot of fifth graders
[00:30:37] Your dig works for mine shut up and take them you're what I want you do is get some blue shoes put on the show big mouth
[00:30:43] Oh, yeah, get real jacking off. Yeah, you get real hard and then pledge your allegiance to Viacom
[00:30:51] and
[00:30:53] I don't know fucking JP Morgan. Yep. The good guys the good guys. Yeah, so these the way these pills work is you take one
[00:31:02] And your cock gets really hard. It's like not being gay and it's like you're not gay for about 90 minutes blue shoe.com
[00:31:09] It's like not being gay
[00:31:11] Yeah, you can silence the I mean you'll still have your gay thoughts
[00:31:15] But you'll be able to stay hard while having sex imagine enjoying
[00:31:19] Fucking the way God you won't enjoy it to be clear the way you will be hard God intended
[00:31:25] God is real. God is real. God is ridiculous to be blue shoe dot com God's real christian dick pills
[00:31:32] Oh, that's what we need christians only
[00:31:34] Do not use these pills if you're a muslim if your muslims are allowed because they also believe in god
[00:31:39] Okay, so a jay bahami in faith only Jews christians and muslims are allowed to take these pills if you're chinese
[00:31:45] Fuck you
[00:31:47] Get
[00:31:51] Damn how long we're being to the episode before we drop that one. I don't know if your chinese suck my day
[00:31:58] I'm getting ready to cycle
[00:32:02] Just kidding. I'm getting ready to cycle that guy out. Oh what the riff. Yeah, I love the riff man
[00:32:09] The riff I feel like has to stay
[00:32:12] We can do without the 808s
[00:32:14] Silence can come and go as a seasonal treat. Yeah, you know
[00:32:22] Maybe we need more valbert going yes, yes, that would be a good one
[00:32:28] Yes, I don't wearing a brawn panties right now. Yes
[00:32:32] I've seen if I could cycle in yeah, for example if someone was like is that him gay and then we hit the yes
[00:32:37] That would be awesome. If you like having sex you're gonna love blue. Oh, yeah. You really are. Uh-huh. That's right
[00:32:44] Honestly, we're all consumed. We're all customers. Mm-hmm. Sometimes some of the products we tell you about we're all devoted
[00:32:51] You know for example does anybody have blue cheese right now? I'd like to take one
[00:32:56] Uh
[00:32:58] Because listen I fucked up my house
[00:33:00] I have fucked recently both with and without a blue chew and I got to tell you i've been trying to get going all natural
[00:33:05] Soft no you haven't that's soft as possible. Yeah, that's true and it does you ever do a soft entry?
[00:33:12] I do go in soft. Yeah, you get hard and then you pray to god your yeah
[00:33:15] You evolve if I ever if I did a soft entry of course the Darwin
[00:33:20] Yeah, you hope your dick just turns into like one of those sea monkeys like just add water to expand
[00:33:27] Well, you don't have now
[00:33:29] Science you don't have to do that because old days I never enter soft
[00:33:32] Mm-hmm. I like an I'm soft. I'm so hard. I go in soft then take the blue chew and then see how long it takes
[00:33:40] You're doing 15 20 minutes, you know, so I'm just softly kissing
[00:33:46] Oh, you're kissing. I'm doing some kissing same just just you wait
[00:33:50] It's because she's like can we just wait and then I'm fully hard and she's like
[00:33:54] Yeah, yeah, you're like
[00:34:02] Oh my fucking little baby slide. Oh baby. Oh, oh fuck
[00:34:10] Oh, fine. Oh fuck me, oh my cock
[00:34:14] Can you give me fucking cock?
[00:34:17] And then I'm like, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry get out. Get out. I've made a mistake
[00:34:22] Don't look at me. Don't look at me. I'm hideous
[00:34:27] I'm ugly
[00:34:29] My apartment leave me alone you fucking bitch. I fucking hate you
[00:34:36] You raped me. Yeah, I'm blue chew that calm if you want to have that kind of experience. It's not bad
[00:34:42] Dude, it makes me horny to do shit like that
[00:34:45] So he's so much of a struggle to figure out where this copy is in my phone. We don't need the copy man
[00:34:50] Dude, so I just came up with some gold. We know it in the back with like the back of our cocks. Hey
[00:34:55] Do you think you know the back of your cock? Well
[00:34:57] The I know the front pretty well. What do you mean like the bottom of the stem?
[00:35:00] I don't believe you know any part of your dick. I know my cock very well. Thank you very much
[00:35:06] System of mirrors. No, like when they answer that no that temple and not actual treasure
[00:35:12] I've never seen is all the mirror's that I can I can imagine what you're describing and no not like that
[00:35:20] How much it's Atlantis?
[00:35:22] Intimidly and personally, I know my penis, but I don't know the back of it that much
[00:35:27] You've never seen your penis which I assume somebody who sucks my penis knows better than the front
[00:35:32] That's never happening. I have gotten my penis suck and I have seen my penis you've never seen
[00:35:38] I like taking pictures of the bottom side. Oh interesting and then kissing my phone screen so I can see it
[00:35:43] So you can give it a little kiss. Maybe I'll try and take a picture of the bottom of my penis
[00:35:46] The little stem the little I mean if you like sex you'll like the top half
[00:35:50] Come the blue chew offers man
[00:35:54] My dad when you like the last longer and the last oh yeah
[00:35:58] Blue chew makes the first chewable with the same active ingredients as viagra and seallus
[00:36:03] No, it's not methamphetamine
[00:36:06] But it will make you feel as good
[00:36:09] In a way chewables work faster than the twice as fast you can take blue chew on a full or empty stomach
[00:36:16] It's cheaper than those other two
[00:36:18] Yeah
[00:36:20] A few minutes to fill out a form online. Oh, yeah, no doctor visit no awkward
[00:36:26] Bullshit the thing I hate about it going to get pills at the doctors the doctor makes you compare your penis with this
[00:36:31] I hate that dude. He's like, well, come on. You can't even get hard. Yeah, what are you fucking?
[00:36:35] Yeah, hard my penis. He's so hard and you feel bad about yourself
[00:36:39] Why because I have all the pills because I went to doctor school
[00:36:42] You want this you fucking slut. Yeah, I went to I did 19 years in medical school so I can prescribe myself anything I want
[00:36:53] Fucked up and my dick is hard
[00:36:56] Fuck you
[00:36:58] doctor style
[00:37:00] Yeah, and I would hate doing that just tell it and then just like repeating that story
[00:37:06] at the town hall and burning centers. It's like
[00:37:09] Uh
[00:37:10] Yes, that sounds very bad. There is a in general a health care problem in this country
[00:37:15] and while there may be
[00:37:17] anecdotal versions of stories of
[00:37:20] Specific issues that people have in general. There was a problem. The lot of people are experiencing
[00:37:26] Yeah, but also the doctors the doctor taking all the dick pills from them
[00:37:30] Doctors are eating all the dick. What about that redistributing dick pills Bernard? I'm a truck driver and my penis is soft
[00:37:37] Oh
[00:37:39] Across America people like you are gonna have their penis is hard. Okay. We just need you to be quiet
[00:37:45] So we can focus on the real issue. I promise blue chew for everyone we need we're taught we let's let's
[00:37:52] The blue
[00:37:53] Nationalize blue chew let's hear more about the black women
[00:37:56] Who need their their hair medicine
[00:38:01] That's Bernie
[00:38:02] We're gonna get any kind of medicine you need it will be covered by m4a if you need trans medicine
[00:38:08] You'll have your trans medicine the black one will have the hair medicine Chinese people will have math medicine
[00:38:16] Jewish people will have coins the
[00:38:20] Mexican people. Yeah, you have
[00:38:24] Beans are a type of pill
[00:38:28] It'll be free
[00:38:30] Free beans prescribed to you if you have if you come from a latin x household
[00:38:40] Yeah, that's that's the blue chew blue chew for the fucking lads
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[00:39:14] So check it out. I love what it does to my penis
[00:39:17] we should actually get blue chew to
[00:39:19] Pay us to make a like a television spot for them
[00:39:23] Like stov and I and bathtubs next to a leg in our cock and our cocks pop out of our socks pop
[00:39:28] It's bubble. It's a bubble bath and then they take a blue chew and then at the end of the ad
[00:39:33] You see the tip of our cocks and yeah, but then when it's like all the side effects are being read
[00:39:37] We're like at a salsa dance class and we look really happy because we can get erections now
[00:39:42] No, I'm gonna make a spot. I'm like a commercial for blue chew where I
[00:39:45] use uh apple motion to add erections every character in the movie the irish men
[00:39:52] It's a four hour commercial for blue chew. That's awesome
[00:39:56] So do you see their actual concert? Do you see they're like the bulge who they're pants? Yeah
[00:40:01] Their penises are hanging out there
[00:40:05] Hello
[00:40:06] This is Jimmy Hoffa
[00:40:08] Yes, my dick is hard. I heard you get dicks hard. Yes. I do
[00:40:15] I all I sucked them myself. I've sucked in the cocks. I also suck on the cocks
[00:40:22] Yeah, friend of ours union guys
[00:40:26] He's a gay. Yeah, he needs a little a little help. Uh, you know, maybe you could help him out
[00:40:30] It's kind of get his uh, it's cock heart. Yeah, so uh, there's a guy we know how to special you
[00:40:38] You had it the first time. Yeah, there's a guy. We know we're friends with him. I needs up getting his penis. All right
[00:40:45] I could do that for him could do that. Yeah, that's something that I could do. Mm. That is something I could take care of for you
[00:40:51] Uh
[00:40:52] Irishman
[00:40:54] What's this fucking name? It's uh, Frank Irish. Yeah, no, no, that's what they call him. I know
[00:41:01] my friend
[00:41:03] Frank something, you know
[00:41:06] When my penises and hard
[00:41:10] I get angry
[00:41:14] Same same brother dude. I hate that I got a little pissed. I get real angry
[00:41:20] I just start I fucking dick is in hard
[00:41:26] This alpuccino struggling to do a good western
[00:41:30] Yeah, he's from Detroit, right? Yeah, half a you know
[00:41:33] There's one scene in the very beginning when he's on the phone the first scene with him
[00:41:37] He's on the phone with fucking yeah, he's like, you know, they're trying to tear the union apart
[00:41:42] Yeah, yeah, like a pirate really good dude. Dude. I love that movie. I love to do
[00:41:47] Yeah, salute. You know he was the later from here from New York. They're all from the yeah
[00:41:54] Yeah, that's awesome. Thanks. So, you know, uh, they're trying to fuck me in my ass
[00:42:01] Frank I could do some help. I could do that. I could stop them from fucking you in the ass
[00:42:05] So yes, I could uh, I could I could fuck you on your ass if you want to
[00:42:12] Yeah, friend of ours
[00:42:14] Yeah, friend of ours, uh, he needs it
[00:42:20] A friend of ours friend of ours is getting fucked in the ass friend of ours. Uh, what are you fucked in the ass?
[00:42:33] Kevin you bank you know
[00:42:37] Getting fucked in my ass
[00:42:39] I
[00:42:43] Don't know why I get fucked in my ass
[00:42:49] Every fucking time freaking time
[00:42:52] I want to sit here and eat my fucking ice cream and you're gonna come over and fuck me in my ass
[00:42:59] Yes, just what I think I'm done getting fucked in the ass
[00:43:07] They pull my penis out start sucking it and get me horny and fuck me in the ass again
[00:43:23] My beautiful
[00:43:25] Mm-hmm. Look how I massacred my beautiful ass
[00:43:39] Take his ass leave his penis
[00:43:41] Take the canoes. Oh, don't be don't call. I only they come into my store and they fuck me in my ass every day
[00:43:55] I just try to make a little bit of money, but every day they come into the store and bend me over
[00:44:01] Hey, fuck me in my ass
[00:44:04] And they're not you coming to me who this
[00:44:07] The day of my daughter getting publicly fucked in her ass
[00:44:14] You know I frank
[00:44:17] This ain't like the war where you shoot you gotta you gotta fuck them in the ass up close. Yeah
[00:44:24] You get bang you're from a hill you fuck them in the ass. I could fuck you in the ass
[00:44:28] I could do that I could do that I could do that I could do that. I could do that. Yeah friend of ours. I really just wants to get fucked in his ass
[00:44:38] Mm-hmm the pipe Richmond. Yeah the gay sex Richmond the guy or the guy Richmond
[00:44:47] That's good. Yeah
[00:44:49] Damn none of those impressions were close. No, they were pretty good. I think the the De Niro is pretty good
[00:44:55] The de Niro is that I can do that I could do that for you. It's more English face and yeah your face is good
[00:45:03] You didn't this the frown. Yeah, you want to meet me you want to come down stairs?
[00:45:08] You want to come fuck me in my ass quick. I've been asked so great. Can you fuck me?
[00:45:13] Yeah
[00:45:14] Damn, this is an awesome part. Yeah
[00:45:17] Hey for this you know
[00:45:21] When I meet the parents
[00:45:23] You know
[00:45:26] One thing I want to do
[00:45:28] It's I want to beat the parents
[00:45:32] Two grandmas boy two grandmas boy
[00:45:36] Do it Nick
[00:45:39] Smoke this week
[00:45:41] It makes me feel like a grandma's boy
[00:45:55] It recast grandpa's boy with alpuccino in the role
[00:46:00] What are you some kind of fucking dickhead robot?
[00:46:03] Dicking around with your fucking computer. I was out there. Damn. I want to rewatch grandma's boy
[00:46:12] I literally rewatched it today with Brandon today about Alpuccino
[00:46:18] Alpuccino
[00:46:20] I didn't want to be confused
[00:46:24] With the actor Michael penis
[00:46:26] So I had to change my name the Alpuccino
[00:46:36] Damn dude, I remembered that yesterday when I was driving it literally almost as long as you know
[00:46:42] Yeah, I don't have the patreon just the Shannon dot tree. I don't have the patreon
[00:46:46] I literally would have relished into that part. Yeah, I'm gay actor Douglas penis
[00:46:50] Hi, I'm gay actor penis Douglas
[00:46:57] I'm penis Douglas Richard Douglas's son. I'm I'm Kirk penis Douglas Kirk penis Douglas
[00:47:04] I'm penis I'm penis Kirk cunt
[00:47:08] I'm penis. That's right. Hi. I'm penis
[00:47:12] There it is penis. Hi, I'm penis. You may remember me from the movie the game
[00:47:22] In fatal attraction. I play a man named David penis
[00:47:27] Who is seduced by the actress and a wonderful role a magnificent role
[00:47:33] played by the actress Glenn penis
[00:47:35] But by the actress vagina clothes
[00:47:42] Damn glen clothes really not that hot in that movie
[00:47:47] Working with the scene partner is always interesting
[00:47:50] Because you have to rely on the chemistry and Glenn I found to be disgusting
[00:47:58] Both in that she has a man's name
[00:48:00] And she looks damn dude Glenn is truly a man's name and she looks like a wet
[00:48:06] I did
[00:48:08] I never even realized Glenn was a man's name. Yeah. Yes Glenn. It's because she's so busted
[00:48:14] Do you never notice it? She looks she's a cool looking old lady now, you know
[00:48:18] She looks like Michael Douglas
[00:48:21] I she looks almost exactly what it
[00:48:25] Glenn clothes
[00:48:27] For a million dollars
[00:48:33] All right. Thank you very much. Al
[00:48:36] Thank you for thank you for tuning into good morning america alpuccino
[00:48:40] to crowding the Irish man
[00:48:45] You know me and Marty were talking and I wouldn't fall clean clothes for a million bucks
[00:48:52] Just
[00:48:56] Just one of those generic press or junkies
[00:48:59] He brings it up every time so whether you're watching like entertainment tonight whatever you're watching
[00:49:05] That's the only clip they have of him, you know me and Marty were just backstage talking about how Glenn clothes is pussy
[00:49:14] Probably smells like a teepee after the battle or whatever
[00:49:18] She
[00:49:21] She has a disgusting pussy
[00:49:24] Pussy smells like the harbor Trenton
[00:49:29] Like a bunch of trash
[00:49:38] Well, we really are shocked. Oh fuck
[00:49:41] Dude, it's not funny. It's a bad alpuccino
[00:49:48] It makes no sense
[00:49:51] I just like screaming. Yeah the screaming's good. Oh, yeah, the grandma's boys undeniably
[00:49:57] You would fuck Glenn clothes for a million. Well, but you know
[00:50:00] Feeling the need to tell no no stop said it was on the today show. That's very funny
[00:50:07] Well, damn
[00:50:09] Yeah, dude fucking holiday season, bro
[00:50:12] Dude, it's you just giving you the blues. Honestly a little bit. Yeah, although I will fuck you up in New Year's kiss
[00:50:19] Yeah, my your mother's peanut your mother's pussy fuck
[00:50:23] Fuck I fucked that up. Yeah, that's that's transphobic
[00:50:27] Um, no, it's not if it was if I said your mother's penis that would be trans
[00:50:32] You know pro
[00:50:36] Yeah, that's a problem
[00:50:38] I was gonna ask you if you wanted to be like I don't want to be a new kid
[00:50:41] I was laughing today about Tony soprano next you want to do it getting really big into baby yoda
[00:50:49] And then he's like losing his temper at anyone who doesn't appreciate baby yoda babes
[00:50:54] Yes
[00:50:56] Yeah, tone. It's just it's a fucking baby version of yoda tone
[00:51:00] Who gives a shit? It's not even real
[00:51:03] You're not the boss of this family. It's just a little fucking baby. It's a fucking baby
[00:51:07] It's just a cool little fucking baby. That's my son fucking business
[00:51:11] He's just over there drinking his fucking soup and you're mad at him
[00:51:15] The video they got doing the perfect James Gandalfini impression so good about Trump about uh Greta Thunberg. Oh, no
[00:51:21] Oh, yeah, it's what's the same guy. It's flawless. He's so good. It's fucking so good. Jesus fucking Christ
[00:51:29] Yeah, he knows that one is he's I wish I could be good at any impression as much he also is like fat and bald
[00:51:35] Yeah, he's fat and bald and he smokes cigars. Yeah, he's good
[00:51:40] I love his breathing pattern. Yeah, that's what killed him really. Yeah, his breathing. Fuck. Yeah, did he have sleep apnea?
[00:51:51] Dude
[00:51:53] So many children I want to fuck see it see you
[00:52:00] Cut it cut that okay. We're gonna which is the button to shut up silence
[00:52:06] Seal we're gonna seal please
[00:52:09] Is the best thing
[00:52:13] I
[00:52:15] Attracted to children today
[00:52:18] Hey, there's so much I want to fuck in that pretty school
[00:52:26] No
[00:52:27] Seal no no seal and what's good about that joke is you can plug it in with any song any singer. Yeah, you know
[00:52:35] True anyone doesn't have to rhyme with kiss by a rose or whatever that song is
[00:52:41] Give me one reason to stay here
[00:52:43] And I fuck I fucking I'm a good child. What happened to Tracy Chapman as she turned white
[00:52:49] She did trans trans race
[00:52:53] Yeah, she's a guy named Tracy Chapman. That was her song. Give me one reason. Yeah. Yeah in fast cars
[00:52:59] That's
[00:53:01] It's a six. That's good. No, suck your fucking dick. I have a small dick. Yeah, I want to get fucked in my house. I'm fucking gay
[00:53:16] Did you do that song?
[00:53:18] I love getting so bad. Did you do that song?
[00:53:33] My little beanie says which is no
[00:53:36] Did she do that song that's like you gotta be cool? You gotta
[00:53:41] Is that Tracy Chapman?
[00:53:43] I
[00:53:46] Don't think that you gotta be
[00:53:50] I think of someone else. Yeah, there's no way that's her. That was that era. That was like what 93 94. Yeah, same era
[00:53:57] Yeah, she's in Vega big and that time. Oh, no, she sounds hot. Yeah, blood makes noise
[00:54:03] That's when Nick and I were in our Lilith
[00:54:05] Lilith Ferris. Yeah, I'm back to looking down to the indigo girls. I was making myself laugh with uh, what if god was a black bitch
[00:54:18] Just a big that
[00:54:21] It's pretty good. It is. I mean, it's too much to say on the show
[00:54:26] But in my private moment
[00:54:28] Just imagine. No, it's on the show. I know just imagining there whoever that white lady was it did that dumb ass. What a fucking dumb song
[00:54:36] Dolly Madison looks kind of hot. Sorry. I'm back on who's hot. Look at look at Elizabeth Monroe looks like fucking trash
[00:54:42] You know if there's one thing I would enjoy it's the plow Tracy Chapman
[00:54:49] Like a monster truck
[00:54:51] driving through a parking lot
[00:54:54] Wow
[00:54:56] That's my style
[00:54:59] That's my type of bitch right thing that song you gotta
[00:55:03] Rachel Jackson looks like shit. You gotta be fat you gotta be hand-of-em-bearling kind of hot in this one
[00:55:10] Oh my god, Anna Harrison is a
[00:55:13] Bust it
[00:55:17] John Tyler's wife she had like 15 kids. She looks kind of she looks all right over here Lattisha
[00:55:22] Are you talking about worse ladies? Mm-hmm. The jeopardy category. Julia Tyler
[00:55:26] Yeah, that's John Tyler's bitch. She had like 16 kids. Well, there's two titulars. It's by a
[00:55:33] Desiree Desiree. That's it. Yep. Yep. Yeah, I'm not chasing
[00:55:37] Sharepoke looks ugly. It's such an easy one. Oh Margaret Taylor looks like I wanted to say
[00:55:43] Shidey
[00:55:44] No, it's not my shot. I know
[00:55:46] I've been listening it's not sexual enough to be by Shawty
[00:55:50] Lovers rock recently. Oh, that's so it's a shot a album. It's quite good
[00:55:56] Mary Todd is not that hot Eliza Johnson is a busted bitch as well bad president bad bad pussy
[00:56:03] Julia Grant. I can't really tell although you're gonna be cool. Oh, it's obviously a British woman. Obviously a British black woman
[00:56:10] Now that's that's a that's a cool type of person right there British black person
[00:56:18] Oh my god
[00:56:20] Caroline Harrison has a fucking mustache
[00:56:23] This bitch looks like a middle reliever for the Yankees, dude. Damn. It's crazy to imagine how much bad pussy's been up in the White House
[00:56:30] It's the same building
[00:56:32] As you can eat my ass
[00:56:38] To the same this is a good ass gym dude
[00:57:04] Maybe Eisenhower's ugly, but it looks like she sucks a good dick. Yeah
[00:57:10] Okay, that's enough Adam. Thanks. I just wanted to get to the end of the chorus. Love will save the day
[00:57:15] That's not you know Rosalind Carter love just ruins people's lives. That's true. The real answer is being completely dispassionate
[00:57:22] Yeah, that's right sure. That's the answer brother. Mm-hmm. I gotta give it to young Henry. That's picture young Hillary
[00:57:29] She looks pretty good. Oh
[00:57:31] Like in college. Yeah, no, fuck that shit. She does. You know she's better than you think
[00:57:37] Maybe one of the worst. Yeah, look. I'm not saying she's a good person
[00:57:41] I'm just saying she could have caught absolutely the Salee chick now. What about Atlantis more said?
[00:57:47] Ironic, but it's it's guy. You know what Tony. I think young Hillary was beautiful
[00:57:51] Oh, fucking dog fucking dog
[00:57:58] Wouldn't fuck over the other town. I don't know they I would show some respect for the first lady tone
[00:58:08] New York Post men are showing up to the wing and women are pissed
[00:58:12] What the fuck is the way? Yeah deal with that bitches where fucking
[00:58:16] It's a liena don goes to it's like for rich rich women to like it's a co-working space
[00:58:22] It's like a we work for like rich women. It's a way rich women
[00:58:25] It's a way for rich white women to not be around minorities, but pretend no they have a couple of token rich minorities
[00:58:31] Yeah, so to make it feel intersectional of course
[00:58:36] You got a sog day and yeah, it's obviously a luxury, you know
[00:58:40] It's like a story rich white women can get into it usually at least one man whenever I visit says Caitlyn Phillips
[00:58:47] 29 a member in New York. Oh, it's over
[00:58:50] It's bizarre to choose to occupy. It's bizarre cool. Okay. Wait. Do you actually know her?
[00:58:55] Do you want to hear the dumb shit that she says play it? Yeah, no because it sounds like you want to do the joke
[00:59:00] So go ahead. No say you know her. I know her cool. Oh, you know her. I guess we'll come back to this later
[00:59:06] No finish the quote. No, I
[00:59:11] Don't want to
[00:59:13] I don't want to read it anymore. I don't want to read the fucking cold. Oh, I heard you suck penis I
[00:59:23] Could do that I also eat my own ass
[00:59:25] I can eat my own ass. I also eat my own ass holes, and I would like to do that for you for you
[00:59:30] I can eat my own ass for you. I could bring you I could bring your steak
[00:59:39] Yeah, that movie rocks and movie rules. I love it
[00:59:43] The guy Richmond the guy Richmond
[00:59:47] you know
[00:59:49] You know damn old mistake
[00:59:52] I had a such a good steak and fucking Texas damn. Yeah, you're looking like you gained maybe oh, yeah
[00:59:58] Yeah, see nice. Oh, I've been on a nice little bender here. I've been on a bender
[01:00:04] 20 30 pounds. I like about 30 your shirts
[01:00:07] You should just start getting high watermarks tattooed on your torso for how I high up the shirts, right?
[01:00:11] Yeah, yeah, yeah, like kind of like a growth chart for yeah like when you take a ferry and they show you
[01:00:16] This is how bad the flooding listen. I'm amongst friends back in here above the belly button. I'm amongst friends
[01:00:21] I don't have to put on ears and put my shirt under my belly button. No
[01:00:24] No, you should just start wearing like dressing like baby
[01:00:29] She's such wearing like half shirts like Ezekiel L
[01:00:32] I'm showing up looking like balloon
[01:00:35] Your job wearing a full track suit to my show tonight. Yeah, yeah
[01:00:40] You gotta be a guy
[01:00:42] If you I have to be in the lower east side. Yeah, hell yeah
[01:00:46] Is there parking around there or no around the standard lower east side? I've got a fair
[01:00:50] I
[01:00:55] So we'll pick up right at lingo, okay, cuz he's doing your show
[01:01:11] Very good Tracy. Thank you Tracy. That's really good
[01:01:15] And just listen normally we would hate that but Neo just in your time my fucking kids
[01:01:27] Can I have a the beat button no you
[01:01:33] This one keep your fingers
[01:01:37] Okay
[01:01:39] I'm
[01:01:41] I'm a lover. I'm a mother I'm a mother that was that my
[01:01:52] You know Cr Asants Gracie kill a
[01:02:00] Tracy Chapman
[01:02:18] Eighties ass up damn she is she lit his ass up Tracy got his ass dude or she
[01:02:22] Can't an a bitch we should get going probably no did you eat already I was probably gonna get some of the stand
[01:02:29] The burger there is good. They got little pieces. Can you park on that street? Yeah?
[01:02:35] You can park on 16. Yeah, we should plug the phone into this bitch and start prank calling people now now we're now
[01:02:41] We're fucking talking now. We're talking that would rule. Here's the thing you do that you lose the soundboard
[01:02:46] So no more beeps, but we can do some prank calls. Well fuck I got it. I got a small
[01:02:58] Yes, you can't so you can't do them. I can do yes, I will be able to use the phone
[01:03:04] I love it and then yeah. Oh, yeah. All right, so we'll be at least be able to do three sounds
[01:03:11] With the phone. Okay, I'll do some testing. I love it
[01:03:14] We need some you draw should start calling up start getting sued by businesses
[01:03:21] Yeah, it'd be a good thing to start doing it. Do you have a little piece, sir?
[01:03:26] Excuse me
[01:03:28] fucking idiots
[01:03:31] Now I'm gonna idiot. Yeah, just towards our us
[01:03:35] Yeah, yeah, can you suck my arm dick?
[01:03:39] But the ours backwards
[01:03:41] Fag it
[01:03:49] Welcome to fucking the Jersey boys tribute
[01:03:55] Toys R Us I want to talk to Jeffrey the giraffe
[01:03:57] Yeah, I want to talk to Jeffrey Epstein is Jeffrey there the giraffe
[01:04:01] Jeff ever Epstein the giraffe I want to talk to him the mask out for toys are as he fuck the kids you fucking piece shit
[01:04:08] You in the zone now, baby
[01:04:15] I fucking love the river
[01:04:21] Sweetlets and we're back on good morning America the Tracy Trappmann
[01:04:26] Tracy Trappmann Tracy Chapman and Al Pacino
[01:04:31] And now Tracy have you heard anything about how trash Glenn Close's pussy is you know what would be nice
[01:04:41] It's if you licked my ass
[01:04:48] I've always wanted to get my ass licked
[01:04:50] The Nero style if you catch my drift I could do that for you. I also lick ass
[01:05:03] She was a lesbian right yeah, I always assume I can't wait to get pussy
[01:05:10] I can't wait to stick my pussy on your pussy
[01:05:13] And then we can't rubber pusses
[01:05:16] You can fuck me in my pussy and then I can fuck you in your pussy
[01:05:26] Yeah, I love understanding lesbian sex. Yeah, that's how it is
[01:05:30] Yeah, you can face me in my pussy and then I can punch you in your pussy
[01:05:35] That is how they do it they should be doing it that way
[01:05:47] One of God was one advice
[01:05:52] Just waiting in line at the bank
[01:05:57] That'd be fun, huh? I look at Jewish the perishing version of that song. Yeah, I'll be all right
[01:06:03] Yeah, oh make me happy what about what if God smoked cannabis?
[01:06:08] What do you have God to watch one your boss? Do you remember that when people used to do that parody?
[01:06:13] Yeah, what God smoke cannabis. Yeah, I like that
[01:06:18] Imagine God as a stoner dude stoner culture is so awesome. Yeah, dude. Yeah, that's why we can't legalize
[01:06:24] That's hard. We're at risk of losing stoner culture. That's like somebody's tight a guy with like a flame beanie and headphones on constantly
[01:06:31] Yeah, even when you fucking scade shoes. Yeah, dude. It's actually your brain fills with the M team
[01:06:37] Yeah, I knew numerous guys like that as a teenager and a handful of them have killed themselves. Oh, yeah for sure which rules
[01:06:51] The fucking lightning brother of ride the landing. Yeah and riding getting my penis sucked
[01:06:56] Yeah, let me you just tell you you seem desperate to end this I have to pee really well
[01:07:02] I just let me just plug my day. Yes. I mean to plug this day come see the boy. I'm all over the fucking place
[01:07:09] I'm gonna be
[01:07:12] Stop stop. No, I'm in Milwaukee. I'm in Appleton, Chicago. Oh, I'm in Tampa on the 26th come see me
[01:07:19] It's the only Florida date unfortunately some other shit fell fell through
[01:07:22] I'm in the comedy connection and Providence the sixth through the eighth. I'm in hyenas in Texas Dallas, Texas
[01:07:30] 13th through the 15th Valentine's Day come give me a smooch and I'm in the DC
[01:07:34] I'm at the DC Jeff. That's the 20th to the 21st of February then
[01:07:38] fucking
[01:07:39] Arizona on the 5th Tucson on the 6th and I think I'm gonna be at the in
[01:07:45] London
[01:07:46] the 31st to the 4th
[01:07:48] March through April and then double it on the 29th
[01:07:51] And I'm cooking up some other shit and we will be in fucking
[01:07:55] Fuck Australia. Yeah, I'm gonna go back on the road more clubs
[01:07:58] but then go get a photographer to do black and white headshots and get like a mullet and like a
[01:08:03] like a
[01:08:04] Cross dangly earring and some eyeliner and get like a 1985 hedge like a
[01:08:11] 100% and just to put it up and I'll do the weekend just so that they have that on the wall
[01:08:16] So people think I've been doing comedy for 45 years
[01:08:18] Well, you would have to look young as shit in it. I do look young as shit now
[01:08:23] You'd have to pool with the time you do you get you shave I would use the the CGI
[01:08:28] Irish me Irish me you'd have really sparkly boys, you know, they used computers to make us look straight in the movie
[01:08:41] They're so gay
[01:08:43] Niro and Pesci Marty Marty says we were too gay Marty
[01:08:48] Yes, and we came off a little too gay
[01:08:52] Have you seen Pesci dude?
[01:08:53] He just got an awesome like fucking fume and shoe like handlebar mustache he rocks
[01:08:58] Dude rules. I hope you wins best supporting actor and I hope Adam
[01:09:03] Best active he was just in like one like shitty weird low-budget movie made by like dumb Italians in the Bronx
[01:09:09] Really and then fucking Robert De Niro saw it and then told Martin Scorsese and then he was in raging bull
[01:09:16] That's it. Yeah, and it happened. He was like 35. He was like the second lead in raging
[01:09:21] I mean he was like they were awesome
[01:09:22] He was like a singer or something and then he just was in that one movie and then fucking who's it Nikki, right?
[01:09:28] Is that character and raging bull?
[01:09:30] Brother the brother. Do you fuck my wife? Fuck my wife? I haven't seen that movie any does right?
[01:09:36] That's what along
[01:09:38] It's a fucking masterpiece
[01:09:42] Master Peach. I want to fuck baby Yoda was cool. I can't wait to fuck baby
[01:09:48] You fucking fuck Tony sir panel Nick Cannon can suck my
[01:10:07] Damn crazy Japanese just fucking flaming people
[01:10:10] I got the fucking chopper out let the yapper sing she got the extent
[01:10:24] 30 rounds in
[01:10:34] Great
[01:10:36] Alright alright folks. Thank you for listening to come to