[00:00:00] Is that fuck me in my ass home?

[00:00:04] If I could only get fucked in my penis

[00:00:10] By pussy

[00:00:14] That wouldn't make me gay be a pussy

[00:00:19] I'm not gay, I just wish that pussy's looked like a dick

[00:00:24] I just wish you could suck a pussy

[00:00:29] And put it in your ass home

[00:00:31] The way you suck a penis

[00:00:34] But it's not a gas dick

[00:00:39] I just like the way it looks

[00:00:42] I like the aesthetic but I am straight

[00:00:46] But on a more substantive level I still imagine that it's a pussy

[00:00:51] When I jack off, gender is real

[00:00:56] Gender is real

[00:00:58] Gender is real but I am straight

[00:01:00] I'm straight

[00:01:01] Those such things are only a tation

[00:01:04] But I'm a straight guy

[00:01:06] And I love women, I just wish that I had

[00:01:11] Women are real but I wanna fuck them

[00:01:14] But they're not real

[00:01:17] No such thing as they say as gender

[00:01:22] They're like, Mark, so you studied music in college?

[00:01:27] Yeah, when we sent him off he liked math and he came back doing that

[00:01:31] After going to the Berkeley School of Music

[00:01:36] More like the fucking pussy school of being a fucking bitch

[00:01:43] The pussy school of being a bitch

[00:01:48] I sure hope so

[00:01:53] Suck my bones

[00:01:58] Suck my bones

[00:02:03] Suck my bones

[00:02:08] Suck my bones

[00:02:13] Suck my bones

[00:02:18] Suck my bones

[00:02:23] Yeah, that's a new parody we're working on

[00:02:25] Suck my bones

[00:02:28] See if you can figure out what that one is

[00:02:31] Yeah, that's gonna take a little while

[00:02:34] I didn't even know what the fuck it was before watching it

[00:02:37] It was a little video by someone named Adam Friedland Sr

[00:02:44] You know that Jews don't name people after living people

[00:02:48] Is that true?

[00:02:49] Yeah, is that why they made up the Holocaust?

[00:02:52] Because they ran out of names

[00:02:54] And they were like, we need to pretend six million of us are dead

[00:02:57] We've hit peak Jew

[00:03:00] Too many names

[00:03:01] There's 35 guys named Benjamin and Ezra

[00:03:04] And Benjamin after living relative

[00:03:07] So if someone else has that name you can still have it

[00:03:10] Why is that?

[00:03:11] I don't know, some gay ass shit Jews are named

[00:03:14] They actually wanted to give Adam his sister's name

[00:03:17] Before she was born

[00:03:19] I gave my sister her middle name

[00:03:22] Oh yeah?

[00:03:23] Yeah, because I love some girl named Jessica

[00:03:25] You were two years old?

[00:03:27] No, I was three

[00:03:29] And in my pre-K there was this girl named Jessica

[00:03:31] My mom was pregnant

[00:03:32] And she was like, why?

[00:03:34] And I was like, I'm trying to smash

[00:03:36] I was like, I can't explain why, but just please do it

[00:03:40] My dick is my mom

[00:03:42] And I just wouldn't shut the fuck up about it

[00:03:44] So they made it hurt in middle name

[00:03:46] Wow, that's how annoying you were as a baby

[00:03:48] I wish we had solo

[00:03:49] That's three

[00:03:50] That's a baby

[00:03:51] My dick is small

[00:03:53] Actually, yeah, throw the effect

[00:03:55] Let's open up the pod with some effects

[00:03:57] Just doing that for a second

[00:03:59] Mm-hmm

[00:04:03] By the way, to like bend pitch and shit

[00:04:05] Yeah, that would be awesome

[00:04:07] Dude, we should eventually

[00:04:08] Look, if we ever hit $100,000

[00:04:10] Yeah, which probably won't happen

[00:04:12] No, no, no, no change

[00:04:14] Thanks, you got your spreadsheets out out?

[00:04:17] No

[00:04:19] Don't please don't scratch up my glasses

[00:04:21] No, I wasn't scratching them

[00:04:23] I just wanted to see if it was magnetic

[00:04:25] I just wanted to see if it was magnetic

[00:04:27] I wasn't doing a science experiment

[00:04:29] I wasn't putting onto the lenses

[00:04:31] I was putting onto the screw to see if the screw was magnetized

[00:04:34] Scratching at the lenses

[00:04:35] I was not scratching the lenses

[00:04:37] I didn't have a ZU glasses

[00:04:39] I can't tell, I don't know

[00:04:40] Very diplomatic stuff

[00:04:41] As always, very diplomatic

[00:04:43] Why are you starting to switch or lose?

[00:04:45] Contentions

[00:04:46] It's not contentious, I wasn't scratching or losing your glasses

[00:04:49] Because of the hot chocolate

[00:04:51] No, no

[00:04:53] There's other reason

[00:04:54] Swister was

[00:04:29] I wasn't doing a science, I was doing an anti-science experiment

[00:04:31] I wasn't putting onto the lenses

[00:04:33] I was putting onto the screw to see if the screw was magnetized

[00:04:36] Scratching at the lenses

[00:04:37] I was not scratching the lenses

[00:04:39] I didn't have a ZU glasses

[00:04:40] I can't tell, I don't know

[00:04:41] Very diplomatic stuff

[00:04:42] As always, very diplomatic

[00:04:43] Why are you starting to switch or lose?

[00:04:45] Contentions

[00:04:46] It's not contentious, I wasn't scratching or losing your glasses

[00:04:49] You only wasn't scratching or losing your glasses

[00:04:51] Because of the hot chocolate

[00:04:52] No, no

[00:04:54] There's other reason, Swiss rolls

[00:04:57] Swiss rolls

[00:04:58] They're the ones that have charged

[00:05:00] I'm not the biggest penis you can have sex with

[00:05:02] That was original

[00:05:04] The original pitch was Swiss cheese

[00:05:06] It's like, look, I've done, it's cheese, but you can fuck it

[00:05:09] If it was soft

[00:05:11] What's the problem with cheese?

[00:05:12] Is that to evolve these ones?

[00:05:13] There's nowhere for your penis

[00:05:15] We've always wanted to fuck the cheese

[00:05:17] As a concept, cheese you can fuck, I like

[00:05:21] Taste-wise, I don't like Swiss cheese that much

[00:05:23] It looks like they had regular cheese

[00:05:25] And then the Nazis were firing the Von Trapp family

[00:05:28] As they were escaping across the Alps

[00:05:30] They were escaping and all these were bullet holes in the chills

[00:05:33] That is true

[00:05:34] That's a nice joke

[00:05:35] Maybe you can tell that one to your father when you go see him

[00:05:37] Yeah, I might

[00:05:38] You guys are going to, not you, I mean, in general

[00:05:40] Dom's speaking to the audience now

[00:05:42] Yeah, tell your dad about cheese, you can fuck

[00:05:44] Tell your dad about cheese, well, I'm at the Von Trapp

[00:05:47] Von Trapp

[00:05:48] Do you think their dads listen to musicals?

[00:05:51] You're calling their dads gay?

[00:05:52] Yeah

[00:05:53] Whoa

[00:05:54] Every listener of the show is a gay father

[00:05:57] That would be awesome

[00:05:59] If every listener we had had a gay dad but wasn't gay necessarily

[00:06:02] Honestly, I think having two dads would be great

[00:06:04] No, two moms

[00:06:05] I think two moms would be what you want

[00:06:07] What?

[00:06:08] I know a guy with two moms that were both like military

[00:06:11] Yeah, yeah, think about that though

[00:06:13] That's what you get if you get a new mom

[00:06:15] Both of his moms

[00:06:16] Which is you get two dads

[00:06:17] You get two dads

[00:06:18] You get two dads

[00:06:19] You wouldn't acknowledge it either

[00:06:20] He wouldn't acknowledge it either

[00:06:21] He would always just say

[00:06:23] That the second mom was his mom's roommate

[00:06:25] Oh, damn

[00:06:26] And both the moms look like the guy from Doom

[00:06:29] In the middle of the screen

[00:06:31] Wait, not Duke Nukem?

[00:06:32] No, not Duke Nuke

[00:06:33] I mean, they're close enough but more the guy from Doom

[00:06:36] I guess they kind of look like the Doom guy and Duke Nukem in a relationship

[00:06:40] If they imagine that they were roommates

[00:06:44] That's what I'm saying, right?

[00:06:46] Think about what gay guys are like

[00:06:48] You get two gay guys as your dads

[00:06:50] They'd probably be the best dads ever

[00:06:52] They'd probably make sure you're like

[00:06:54] Always looking fresh

[00:06:55] How funny is that to be like

[00:06:56] You have adult sons

[00:06:57] And you're still telling them we're roommates

[00:06:59] You're still lying

[00:07:02] But I don't want that

[00:07:03] I don't want repressed military moms

[00:07:05] I want

[00:07:06] You know

[00:07:07] Two fine ass moms

[00:07:08] Two fucking hot ass moms

[00:07:10] Big ass titties

[00:07:11] There was that guy

[00:07:12] He was that guy

[00:07:13] Luke was Connolly

[00:07:14] There was that guy

[00:07:15] Luke was Connolly

[00:07:16] That did comedy in New York

[00:07:17] I don't know if he's home

[00:07:18] He's still around?

[00:07:19] Yeah, Luke's around

[00:07:20] I just haven't seen him

[00:07:21] Look, to be fair, you don't leave the house

[00:07:23] I don't leave the house

[00:07:24] But so I'm just saying I don't know

[00:07:25] Yeah

[00:07:26] But he has a

[00:07:27] He's got two moms

[00:07:28] I always got the impression

[00:07:29] They were like

[00:07:30] You know

[00:07:31] Like hippie dice

[00:07:33] Yeah, I would take that

[00:07:35] No, two moms

[00:07:36] They're always pushing you in sports

[00:07:38] They're like dads

[00:07:39] I want dads with a feminine little fucking

[00:07:42] Twist

[00:07:43] I want two lesbian moms that hate me

[00:07:45] And make me feel bad about having a penis

[00:07:47] That's good

[00:07:48] That's the best solution

[00:07:50] That's the thing

[00:07:51] I think gay men should be allowed to have a kid

[00:07:53] But lesbian women

[00:07:54] There should be a more strict process

[00:07:56] That's what I'm saying

[00:07:57] That's exactly what I'm saying

[00:07:58] I couldn't more

[00:07:59] I can disagree more vehemently

[00:08:00] With you too

[00:08:01] I don't know

[00:08:02] I'm pretty hit or miss with that

[00:08:03] I think gay men

[00:08:04] Two dads

[00:08:05] Great setup

[00:08:06] That's what I'm saying

[00:08:07] Almost perfect

[00:08:08] Two gay dads

[00:08:09] They're probably

[00:08:10] They do such a great job

[00:08:11] They pay attention to every detail

[00:08:13] Two women should be able to raise a daughter

[00:08:15] That's exactly what I was saying

[00:08:16] Like I think two gay men

[00:08:17] Can raise a daughter

[00:08:18] Or a son

[00:08:19] And then two lesbian women

[00:08:20] Should only be allowed to have girls

[00:08:21] I want two moms

[00:08:22] I want two moms to love me and hug

[00:08:24] But you don't get that kind of

[00:08:26] You're just

[00:08:27] Multiplying your own mother

[00:08:29] That is what I'm doing

[00:08:30] Because I'm not homophobic

[00:08:31] What you want

[00:08:32] Because that is the kind of

[00:08:33] We're not being home

[00:08:34] They exist

[00:08:35] Two nice moms exist

[00:08:36] No

[00:08:37] You guys are being homophobic

[00:08:38] No

[00:08:39] And by also stereotyping two gay guys

[00:08:41] Is it something like fucking hot?

[00:08:43] Like no fashion

[00:08:44] And they're cute

[00:08:45] Like lesbians have the same domestic

[00:08:46] Violence rate

[00:08:47] As police officers

[00:08:48] I don't know

[00:08:49] It's up there

[00:08:50] I mean I know that they're like

[00:08:51] Of course I can feed my wife

[00:08:52] I'm a woman

[00:08:53] I don't know

[00:08:54] I'm not going to say that's the case

[00:08:55] I think there's also

[00:08:56] Domestic violence from the gay community

[00:08:57] No, no

[00:08:58] I think there is

[00:08:59] For sure

[00:09:00] That's just box

[00:09:01] That's just doing this

[00:09:02] Just to Alpha's

[00:09:03] That's just two Alpha's in the fucking ring

[00:09:04] That's how they stay fit

[00:09:05] They fucking shadow box each other

[00:09:06] No, they have a good time

[00:09:07] First of all

[00:09:08] There's never any kind of domestic

[00:09:10] violence

[00:09:11] That's just to be a good time

[00:09:12] That's just to be a good time

[00:09:13] That's just to be a good time

[00:09:14] That's just to be a good time

[00:09:15] That's just to be a good time

[00:09:16] That's just to be a good time

[00:09:17] They get too many kind

[00:09:18] Of domestic

[00:09:19] Really honestly

[00:09:20] Two gay men marrying each other

[00:09:21] That's sort of the ideal

[00:09:22] Pere bonding

[00:09:23] Partners

[00:09:24] Oh my God

[00:09:25] It's incredible

[00:09:26] They're you know

[00:09:27] I mean

[00:09:27] I'm going to get married to my friend

[00:09:28] George I think

[00:09:29] Yeah

[00:09:30] Just for the

[00:09:31] Imagine you and George raising a kid

[00:09:32] George would pay attention

[00:09:33] To every single fucking detail

[00:09:34] But I would be a bad father

[00:09:35] You would be a bad dad

[00:09:36] No, I would be cool

[00:09:37] He would be the mom

[00:09:38] I would be the dad

[00:09:39] George would be the mom for sure

[00:09:40] That's true

[00:09:41] I thought about that

[00:09:42] Why can't you just raise a child

[00:09:43] With your boys and then you guys

[00:09:44] Have girls that you

[00:09:45] Fuck on the side

[00:09:46] in a baby style dude that be awesome they should just let us teach your college class

[00:09:50] we're talking about life right now for real dude why can't I raise a fucking kid with

[00:09:56] like my boys and that includes where your boys can be women by the way like I would

[00:10:01] love to raise a child with me George Christina eldest we all take turns being a parent you

[00:10:07] know what I'm saying we live in a big house we all have one floor the baby gets a good

[00:10:12] room yeah I'm like the like we raise it and but teach it things also Adam is math and

[00:10:18] finance I'm so bad at this stuff is home act and I'm woodshop yeah exactly that is kind

[00:10:23] of a nice nice setup yeah and then as they grow up I teach it pussy eating yeah why how

[00:10:29] do you know you're better pussy eating I know just assumes that he is because he's

[00:10:33] fat it's true but it's not let him have okay fine first of all you have to have some

[00:10:38] all the stick you have to let me have anything let him have the pussy first of all I have

[00:10:42] no problem with the size of my face okay and that doesn't even really matter as I've

[00:10:47] been told by women that are lying to me because they love me okay so I don't need I don't

[00:10:53] even mind I'm the only one listen as you know how you can tell him the best pussy eater

[00:10:59] all the best listener but like you two are always looking for your own shot your Kobe

[00:11:04] but I'm a point guard said dude I'm good at listening I just choose to ignore that's

[00:11:08] even worse no it's not yes it is yeah because you have a choice no here's the thing it's

[00:11:14] like if if my job is my shut up if my job was I'm not listening remember everything you're

[00:11:19] not listening you don't listen I'm not I'm just repeating but I don't have a choice and

[00:11:23] that's the point he's a guy a disability I have a disability you choose not to listen

[00:11:28] you're fundamentally in cable talking about pussy eating so you're fundamentally incapable

[00:11:32] of it if my job is a sitting here that's true no he's right sitting here and listening to

[00:11:37] something at the end of the show if you guys didn't come then I'd be accused of rape yeah

[00:11:41] then no because then I because at a certain point I would be able to read no no no because

[00:11:47] at a certain point your nature of not really wanting to listen even though you're capable

[00:11:52] would kick in sure maybe the first few times but me I can't help but listen it's like I'm

[00:11:56] all I'm gonna know I all I can talk about long term yes I'm talking you would do it once

[00:12:01] or twice and then it would I'm on some five easy pieces shit where it's like yeah of course

[00:12:05] I know how to play the piano there is right right I did it yes you have exactly ergo

[00:12:10] I win this debate and I teach our son okay just as a aside I don't think it's good parenting

[00:12:18] I would be traumatized if my father tried to teach yeah but you're thinking traditional

[00:12:23] why nuclear family bullshit this is the question we're friends with the family he's our boy

[00:12:28] he's our youngest boy this is the kind of shit that we need to be resolved by by matters

[00:12:32] of of public debate and vote yes yeah whether or not we don't we need a quorum you could

[00:12:39] have we do need quorum air all of these in the public forum in the middle of the house

[00:12:42] it's the floor that's the follow Roberts rule it's a 13 level building and one of the floors

[00:12:49] there's a freeze on the outside I love that that's cool okay there's a there's a tunnel

[00:12:54] so that sunlight comes in from the top of the building and it's a little bit more with

[00:12:58] mirror yes and the debate only lasts as long as noon the goal will not the golden hour

[00:13:04] or the golden hour the golden shower the golden shower yeah we're all naked and we're all

[00:13:08] busy whoever runs out of his first loses the debate oh that's where I got you because I

[00:13:13] go slow as the competition I have the worst flow of all of us okay I think I'm a fucked

[00:13:18] up I'm gonna huge ladder interesting yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna know I piss once every

[00:13:24] nine days it's gonna be death by a thousand cuts for me because I'm gonna drip slowly

[00:13:28] okay you guys let it fucking rock I just got a little dribble fucking after I saw the

[00:13:33] Irish best part is we have the boy a cleanup the mess Michael come in here we've decided

[00:13:41] we're going to teach you pussy anyway clean up the piss we gotta have a snack we're exhausted

[00:13:49] daddy's gotta go get some fucking steampunk Chinese food yeah oh yeah that was cool that

[00:13:56] that was actually cool I liked it yeah shut that to what was it called mission mission

[00:14:01] Chinese like if Grimes had a Chinese food store yeah the blacklight Chinese I got you

[00:14:06] guys both left the table and left me there and you're like well we don't want them to

[00:14:09] think we're dying dying and dashing so it's like okay I guess I'll know I hold it down

[00:14:13] father back I thought you guys split it we hold you hold it down until we come back

[00:14:19] you Nick publicly I'd like to pay for it anyways but like well I got breakfast no no I had

[00:14:25] to pay breakfast that day we're not no it's a round robin you know it's I just don't feel

[00:14:30] good about getting stuck with an eight hundred dollar a child Japanese it's a round robin

[00:14:35] you got Mike's diner first of all we split Mike's dining okay no no we went to pull our

[00:14:40] for breakfast that time also you want to if like we're really getting into it do we're

[00:14:44] a couple of Chelsea faggots going about all the restaurants we got you all the time you're

[00:14:47] gonna think about how much the plane ticket costs and that's based on fuel costs and they

[00:14:50] knew you were on that plane you raise you raise down absolutely no because one ticket

[00:14:56] for you you weigh an extra six I bought the tickets at the same time they all cost the

[00:15:01] same you bought them no we all bought them at the same time name is in a file there's

[00:15:07] no right on the two fat to fly list there's no I fly all the time yeah there's no such

[00:15:12] list yeah there people are like going from New York to Washington or like the tickets

[00:15:17] nine thousand dollars I'm just strutting in my red white blue jumpsuit you're on a jumpsuit

[00:15:24] kicking some fucking baby in the back of the hand never a baby an old bitch yes I love

[00:15:29] babies on planes and I empathize you are absolutely interrupting your Vienna sausage

[00:15:35] dinner I don't have Vienna I eat very well thank you whatever whatever the if they give

[00:15:40] to you on the plane I bring my own snack the funniest part of the Australia trip is something

[00:15:45] that can never be recreated which was a lot of no no no no stop it no no no no no stop it

[00:16:06] was a beat as a poem slam poetry was a mess it funny is how shitty of a piece of watermelon

[00:16:14] it was a bad fruit salad just like it was just a for like the most pathetic the joke

[00:16:19] is it was really bad we had a bad fruit salad we were excited we were playing a character

[00:16:24] that was excited that's all there needs to be said that's too much no no no that's all

[00:16:33] we're gonna say it could have been any it could have been an Indian man it could have

[00:16:37] been a Japanese woman they had to do it with good no we all maybe we did different types

[00:16:43] of people we did a series of characters series of characters they were all they were all

[00:16:49] represented and they all were excited with a different type three fighter we went around

[00:16:53] the world we don't pull punches yeah we yeah we did block we did a blanco what was Blanca

[00:16:59] he was a scientist that got fucked up by an experiment oh he was a hulk wow he was green

[00:17:05] too yeah they really stole their shit yeah but he didn't have the purple shorts yeah but

[00:17:10] he had red hair that's pretty cool he had cool hair the whole thing I have co-hair yeah

[00:17:14] and then you know he was a Brazilian was it from Brazil yeah what do you don't think

[00:17:18] Brazilians have science you fucking racist I don't know they fought they came up with

[00:17:22] steak unlimited steak houses that's scientific mmm okay damn I could go for some steak

[00:17:28] yes we were talking about this ribeye the other day I didn't think I just by the way

[00:17:35] I'm wearing the same sweat I didn't think I had pants in my car we could you know where

[00:17:39] I want to go there's a steakhouse in Williamsburg to Stefanos mm-hmm we should have gone there

[00:17:44] next time okay next time to celebrate we have to celebrate with the next sort we have to

[00:17:51] forget whichever one another were a couple of lone wolves let's try going out the dinner

[00:17:59] more often yeah one yeah doing things again getting getting fucking worrying yeah going

[00:18:04] to the Yankees games we honestly should go to a game grip well I got my hat yeah we should

[00:18:09] you fucking yes you can't you gotta stop wait I feel so powerful in this house I can't even

[00:18:15] explain it you should follow the doobie brothers reunions or I love to go on the road

[00:18:20] let's go and just get sucked off by 62 year old women did yes we should probably advertise

[00:18:26] it come down to the doobie brothers yeah featuring we will just yeah featuring we're

[00:18:31] not even a go into the concert will just be in the lot dude I take it's all the shows

[00:18:36] and then yes tailgate into a live podcast and that that I'm not kidding that sounds awesome

[00:18:41] the call doobie brothers to the yes do brothers to come down where they back together

[00:18:49] to you know they're doing it with Michael McDonald the whole gang hole we got to go yeah

[00:18:55] we are by the way we're not doing live podcast anywhere we're recording them you can the

[00:19:01] car yeah the closest it comes to here is Mohig and son okay I love my I'm thinking a little

[00:19:07] I think a little let's get our uncut genshin hell yeah do a parlay we should get that that

[00:19:12] penthouse a yes where that guy is that guy and we should try and see how much could we

[00:19:18] cost have cycles Julie Fox mm-hmm the actress who played I understand she's a married woman

[00:19:24] not that I do it he seemed to have a blonde adult man which is you know a line yeah you

[00:19:31] can't fuck that dude the man doesn't stand a chance against us yeah dude the Voltron

[00:19:37] of pussy that was they're getting pussy that we are yeah dude yeah to push you the first

[00:19:43] time correctly then stop comes in to close it out that's right I'm the close I'm Mario

[00:19:48] on a repair yeah I'm about to make that big answer is saying yeah starting picture

[00:19:56] Adams the relief guy that almost blows it I'm the middle reliever I don't have what it

[00:20:03] takes to close the game because I don't know enough slurs and I do the fucking for all

[00:20:07] three of us and Adam hangs out afterwards to talk to her well well I don't know about

[00:20:11] all that I get to go so yeah a little bit and then I'm the closer for the fucking okay

[00:20:15] alright that's fine I'll open up the fucking okay so if I'm the I closed the pussy eating

[00:20:19] open the fucking Adams outside making a whole Adams post game post game no if I'm talking

[00:20:26] to if I'm having a conversation with her afterwards then I'm the close okay because that's to me

[00:20:31] part of sex is a great conversation that's how that's sure however you want to feel about

[00:20:37] it no you're right listen guys I just I'm happy to be on the team happy to be wearing

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[00:29:02] next sunday im in tampa so please buy tickets to see me there and then that other weekend

[00:29:08] im in milwaukey appleton in chicago stave dot biz slash ticket and i got road dates im

[00:29:14] an indian appleism in chicago and in nashville this is still being handled or set up but i'll

[00:29:20] have a link nice and that's a rock yep nash will be interesting because that's the first

[00:29:26] one on the tour adam talk hello keep talking hi just say words something sounds weird

[00:29:32] with you know i think it sounds pretty good oh yeah you sound like you're in a can or

[00:29:36] something yeah do i yeah you sound distant maybe it's just our relationship it's a matter

[00:29:44] for something's like literally go on a diet you found a bitch let's see is that gonna solve

[00:29:51] it keep talking out we gotta keep hello oh wow no stop are you talking with him or does

[00:29:56] he sound off he sounded off before but i think you did whatever you just did might have fixed

[00:30:00] it check check yeah that sounds better no it does like a weird i can't hear myself in the

[00:30:05] phone you bending the you can't hear yourself at all i mean i hear myself but i can't hear

[00:30:10] what i sound like you're fucking up the xlr cable you broken it i didn't break that now

[00:30:14] you sound normal yeah fix it but you were like bending the fucking cord right at the damn

[00:30:18] that's kind of cool though that if you bend a cord it can fuck shit up mhm what i know

[00:30:23] that from like your story that's interesting science it is interesting science experiment

[00:30:27] well next got some road dates coming up nice to get new equipment immediately i have Adam

[00:30:32] break i didn't break anything and i wasn't scratching your glasses also i want to i want

[00:30:38] to give uh not because i forgot to get him a birthday gift but a birthday shout to my

[00:30:42] friend Alex Schwitt one of the biggest legends i know and uh you're 35 and i want you to

[00:30:48] keep living he's a big fan of the show big fan of the show shout this is definitely making

[00:30:52] uh his day okay well he can make my dick get hard and suck it how about that okay Alex

[00:30:58] Alex he's an absolute legend so yeah go see us all live man fuck that shit i'm a fuck it

[00:31:04] let's do plugs i'm in providence i'm in dallas dc all the good places and then doubling in

[00:31:11] London so if i take it to that shit uh and and buy my calendar baby stavey dot biz all that

[00:31:17] shit's over there you got you got 11 more months left 11 more months and i'll sell them on the road

[00:31:23] um and then i'll get and then i'll sell them on the chode too uh-huh a chode doesn't seem that bad

[00:31:30] having having a wide penis you're saying women seem to like a wide penis i don't know if they

[00:31:35] like a short penis if you had to pick i wonder if you had to pick between long and like pencil thin

[00:31:42] and short and fat i think they would pick short and fat women don't know women call in to the show

[00:31:50] you can decide for adam mm-hmm yeah because he can't figure it out no it's honestly he doesn't

[00:31:57] care about your opinion yeah i'm really sorry he's actually massaging i'm red pill yeah you know

[00:32:04] what i'd say to women get your get your bloodied life together get back in the kitchen in the

[00:32:10] kitchen get your bloodied life together get your shoes off and come bring me my pills

[00:32:16] i need back pills i need back pills so i don't turn gay

[00:32:22] oh get your get your dick out of my ass bring me some beef get your up fucking my ass get your

[00:32:27] fucking dick my ass buckle why don't you get over here and put your cock in my ass

[00:32:33] so that guy was just a regular ass professor and then he wrote a gas book and now he's like

[00:32:38] you know oh yeah he's he's uh just like a self-help guy we should i'm but he got he i think he first

[00:32:45] got pissed off by saying like i don't have to tell a truns person that they're a woman

[00:32:51] if they were born a man i think that was that's where you got to start why are people so mad at

[00:32:56] training i really don't get understand that shit because who gives a probably because they jack

[00:33:01] off to them so what i've jacked off to them no it's i think a lot of it is and this will seem like

[00:33:08] projection even though i've never really been like a you know pronouns guy like it's always been

[00:33:12] i'll call you whatever you want i don't give it yeah but like even i mean Ben Shapiro doesn't

[00:33:18] count but i feel like there's people that are like that like Ben Shapiro or like Jordan Peterson

[00:33:22] that are just fucking like obstinate and it's literally like yeah but that's not what he or she

[00:33:28] means right it really is it really is for some people just a yes actually thing and they're not

[00:33:34] necessarily like bigoted they just don't it's like the thing it's so politicized and complicated

[00:33:39] that there's no room for people that are just fucking like being stubborn about something that

[00:33:44] they wouldn't if there was more room to discuss like the nuances of like yeah but Ben Shapiro is

[00:33:49] not gonna do that Ben Shapiro is not gonna do that i'm not talking about Ben Shapiro just

[00:33:52] maybe it's just his like tonality but my first introduction to him the first couple of times

[00:33:56] i heard him it's like this seems like this is just a fucking autistic person yeah yeah yeah

[00:34:01] those aren't the rules that's not what a woman means exactly where it seems like it's not really

[00:34:05] but you know the more you look into Ben Shapiro he's like as guilty of like obfuscating the truth

[00:34:10] or being selective and like the you know oh yeah for sure he's uh he's a dumb bitch but shout

[00:34:15] out to his sister's titties though hmm hmm but ooh them shits are fucking heavy what's she up to

[00:34:22] what's abigail is that her name abigail i think she's in musical theaters dude i'm about to

[00:34:27] sing my way into some pussy just showing up in the recording studio cape

[00:34:37] can i see your titties please your brother's pretty gay yes yes big curly mustache

[00:34:44] on his face and a little bit more to talk about oh oh oh oh hello man my name's stavros i don't

[00:34:53] know if you've heard the pussy eating debate in the forum earlier but i'm one of the father

[00:34:59] the child rearing for me in my head uh fellow heterosexual uh husbands we're talking about

[00:35:07] damn those are some fucking big things though do you think shapir has big balls if

[00:35:13] a sister has such big titties it's not how it works it might don't ask how i know oh wait that's true

[00:35:22] we do have a piece of evidence shut up and thank you for admitting your balls are small but

[00:35:27] they're not small but they're not big thank you for admitting it they're on the record they're

[00:35:32] gorgeous wow i love science dude i fucking love science brother i let us chat damn damn it is

[00:35:44] straight up 68 degrees i know dude it's not as fun i'm about to put some shorts on and

[00:35:51] fucking shake my little knot shake my big knots actually kind of makes me want to hold hands with

[00:35:56] the girl with a woman not me dude both have some you know like coffees to go yeah make sure you

[00:36:02] play fucking capture the flag dude this is capture the flag well it is capture the flag

[00:36:07] maybe i should just get a like a day job at a summer camp yeah you know and then fucking

[00:36:12] either get fired day one because i'm like quit being a faggot oh yeah that would be good they're

[00:36:20] like they're like you call that kid a faggot i'm like well he's being a faggot they're like no he's

[00:36:24] gay oh you're like damn my bad oh i meant the other way he was yeah my fault my bad can i have

[00:36:31] some tater thoughts from the can i have some uncrustables you by the way those fucking rock

[00:36:37] those little fucking pre-made peanut butter and jelly sandwiches the smackers uncrustable

[00:36:43] and they're like uh they're sealed sealed you're on the edges talk about it that's very Japanese

[00:36:48] i feel like a camp food you know i suppose it's japanese but to me it's white trash to me it's

[00:36:55] rec center to me it's your parents both work so they left you you know under the care of a 70-year-old

[00:37:01] nice republican man who runs an inner city a more a recreation center you went to camp you went to

[00:37:06] day camp yeah i mean my parents left me i had went to an after school plan to be a it was just it was

[00:37:12] called them it was called the mora crossman recreation center oh it was the jewish lady that gave the

[00:37:18] money for it i guess yeah i don't know who the fuck it is and my school is called john rura elementary

[00:37:24] and everyone said john rura was murdered there and he haunted the halls scary but i don't think it's

[00:37:29] true scary i wonder who he was i never looked that up damn actually who the fuck was john

[00:37:34] he was the first marine he came up with rura rura yeah um i fucking love the rec center though dude

[00:37:43] playing fuck this hoop in all day yeah eating on crustables who was john rura damn okay

[00:37:53] it's got a 4.0 rating on great schools dot com not bad but only four only four reviews it was

[00:38:00] not a great school when i went there i'll tell you that much chief it's got better than hollabur

[00:38:06] middle suck my dick hollabur they just they did this thing in my school where they just

[00:38:11] shepherded all the anyone who was like even sort of smart they just put us in a little room

[00:38:16] and then we didn't interact with the other kids yeah stop things stop things it was next to

[00:38:21] special ed stop thinking and it wasn't for facts not things lunch is especially

[00:38:26] reaction there was a special class they put me in where we were allowed to eat you just got to eat

[00:38:32] and it was just me and it was yeah i was so advanced i had i was in gifted and talented lunch

[00:38:36] and it was just me because i kept i was so advanced i kept eating all the other kids food before they

[00:38:42] had a chance to wow and so they kind of put me in my own little to classroom just me and

[00:38:50] me and the janitors and we would kiss we were next to special ed yeah were you in any plays hell yeah

[00:38:58] dude of course yeah me too it was a theatrical ass little mother fuck i was a theater theater kid

[00:39:03] and then very i i was i loved fucking plays and then in sixth grade i had a big shift and i was like

[00:39:11] i'm cool i'm not gay so yeah and basically it happened to me in ninth grade it happened in sixth grade

[00:39:16] because i didn't get the lead in char it's charlie brown story or whatever yeah once i didn't get i was

[00:39:21] like come on if they could only see you now exactly i'm born to play this role you fucking dumb bitch

[00:39:27] and then i quit and i started playing soccer in sixth grade um i was in an english murder mystery

[00:39:37] and i played the male lead and there were way more girls in the theater department than boys

[00:39:42] nice so there you broke the mic again i'm literally not bending anything just don't hold it

[00:39:47] stop whatever you're holding up here you're breaking the microphone i didn't break you're fine just

[00:39:52] hold it up here don't hold it in the wire but uh they had two female cast no it's fucked up again

[00:39:57] here let me see it what adam has fucked up the mic and he's check check check check check

[00:40:06] it sounds normal now it's normal yeah but nick fixed it thanks nick adam's gay anyway they had

[00:40:12] two female castes like there was a kiss i'm like i'm like fucking annoying all right it's like not

[00:40:16] you it's not you but i mean i went out and bought other shit like the guy told me these were the

[00:40:20] fucking cables it's fine it works fine i know it's fine i'm just but that we just need to unplug it

[00:40:24] and plug it now it's i know but we shouldn't have to do like sorry i know i'm gonna get like first

[00:40:28] well you know what people sold this to you yeah no it's just those people it's fucking annoying

[00:40:34] because then it's like you're gonna get a million people that are like fucking like you dumbass you

[00:40:39] should have bought and it's like you know what most those people are winning nick and you're

[00:40:43] literally winning i don't know i'm not winning yes you are tried my god damn best to make this

[00:40:48] thing sound this is these normals this is how you win yeah this is how you win this is how you win

[00:40:53] i'm shaylin voice um what were we saying oh yeah and then i got a kiss the seventh grade and eighth

[00:40:59] grade girl whoa this in the play he was kissing two bitches like his two bitches and then after the

[00:41:04] play we had a cast party and all the girls you know it's like theaters everyone's like touchy

[00:41:09] feely like massage and stuff and so i was like hugging all the girls goodbye after the play because

[00:41:15] it was like and i was like all these girls let me touch them it's amazing and my dad

[00:41:19] saw me hugging all the girls and saying like you did great in the play and then we were like walking

[00:41:24] the car my dad's like what's wrong with you and i was like what he's like are you gay he's like

[00:41:28] only gay guys act like that and i thought it was cool that all these girls were letting me hug yeah

[00:41:36] and i didn't even know it sense to me what he was saying yeah his internalized homophobia yeah

[00:41:42] or just his internalized being gay yeah he's like i would never act like i'd be having sex with all

[00:41:47] the girls i would fuck them not hug them if i was in seventh grade but i've never hugged i've never

[00:41:53] hug a woman i should call him about that and say that hurt my dude you should i was thinking about

[00:41:58] that dude it's like in being in therapy it's like my therapist is like if something fucks you up he's

[00:42:04] like go have a conversation about it what about all the times maybe just fuck me up throughout my

[00:42:08] life that i'll never address you don't need i mean that's what your therapist says but i think

[00:42:13] you should just forgive fuck but you never forget i will never forgive dude i got i got i got something

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[00:42:24] uh of course those need to come back i agree with what i should be saying it's also too if you

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[00:46:05] shit look at the look at the uh sun oh on the wall doesn't my doesn't that look like a little penis

[00:46:10] it does look like oh wow i'm reflecting like the audience could see i'm reflecting light off my

[00:46:15] phone the sun is hitting my phone um and it's hitting the wall and it looks like a little penis i'll

[00:46:19] tell you this i had to buy i had to buy some shit for my car take a picture of that add i had to buy

[00:46:24] some shit for my car and it didn't work so i returned it and the process sucked ass sucked hard

[00:46:30] it's like you get so used to fucking amazon that like you forget that most online shopping sucks

[00:46:36] a dick but back welden's very easy even better than any in and different websites it's as easy as

[00:46:41] amazon no it's better well amazon is kind it doesn't really get easier it is easier and it's

[00:46:46] not well than it is at it no here's what you're a fucking idiot why i'm the head of marketing no

[00:46:51] i'm not an an expert people are familiar with amazon but you should don't want to get different

[00:46:55] companies name it's not a competing company they don't they sell underwear nade they sell

[00:47:01] underwear bro people didn't know that until you're like amazon by the way who also sells underwear

[00:47:07] people who knew what they sell everything people just want a fucking comparable experience just

[00:47:12] something that already makes sense if i say it's like amazon for underwear you fucking know what i'm

[00:47:17] talking about it's easy it's a very simple shopping experience you're not going to be confused by it

[00:47:21] and they've got a award-winning mobile where they had a marketing i'm just saying i don't mean

[00:47:26] yeah i don't know you're pulling rank and i understand you're just saying if i was

[00:47:30] at a marketing i would be doing things a little differently this is why we never hire fat people

[00:47:34] they want to eat all the office supplies they're too concerned with going to lunch

[00:47:39] something honestly yeah what is in front of us what is for lunch i don't know i don't know i'm

[00:47:44] coming on we should get lit we should get shit catered every time getting pussy i would love a nice

[00:47:48] spread catered lunch after everyone that would be great anyways mac that would be a swim it's better

[00:47:53] than whatever you're wearing right now it's very it's very easy to fucking buy things on their website

[00:47:58] very easy and for whatever dumb x reason you don't like the fucking underwear because you're stupid

[00:48:03] it can be returned no questions they don't care that you're stupid and you might not like it though

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[00:48:26] dot com slash pussy and we're black we're gonna talk about steely then i thought we weren't gonna

[00:48:47] talk about steely then well we can't now there's been enough time um yeah so we watched the age

[00:48:54] of document no you don't give it all away we just now we'll never mind i don't know what to say then

[00:49:02] i don't know it was just two guys how about that it got mad at me earlier for saying the

[00:49:06] Dan yeah that's a fucking horrible way to show well that's what people in the community call them

[00:49:11] the steely dan lovers community

[00:49:17] so they uh just two guys yes well one of them's dead now oh fuck for real yeah Becker's dead

[00:49:24] the bald guy fakins alive because us because we are like cockroaches and we live forever

[00:49:32] honestly i am probably gonna look like Donald fakin when i'm older wishful thinking no wishful

[00:49:38] thinking i love this shit is like yeah when i'm older i'm gonna look like that guy who aged fine

[00:49:42] yeah the guy who aged pretty well he's a fellow fish lipped joo and i think that's a look probably

[00:49:49] a model for what i'll look like one dude i'm gonna i'm gonna look exactly like fucking you think

[00:49:54] Donald fakins a hot guy he looks pretty good but he looks as good as look up Donald fakin old

[00:50:00] oh actually you know he doesn't look good no no he looks like some like a weird old joo he looked

[00:50:07] better young i'll tell you he was hotter than you when he was young okay so you're not gonna age as

[00:50:11] well yeah actually we got another lion pos damn no no lion this man lion

[00:50:22] lion no you're lying i wonder if they got how much pussy they got because they were didn't really

[00:50:26] tour and that's usually when you get pussy as a rock star and they were doing a lot of heroin too

[00:50:31] pussy as a rock star i think i think i think i think i think i think i think Becker's girlfriend

[00:50:38] died really tragically oh shit yeah she overdosed in his apartment he got sued for 17 million dollars

[00:50:44] what yeah that's a fucking tough one dude yeah that's crazy for by who is fair family her

[00:50:52] your gas family dude fuck there she's having a good time with the boy he's one of the two it's not

[00:50:58] like a fucking like you know yeah it's not like this was like a prostitute or something right there's

[00:51:03] somebody has feelings for yeah who like probably made their own decision to do drugs absolutely

[00:51:09] you know i feel like a prostitute has her own agency as well prostitute has her own agency but

[00:51:13] it's something about like i i don't i know you mean they have a life together that you know what i

[00:51:17] mean she was there for on purpose damn did they did he beat the did he beat the case did he kill

[00:51:23] himself to show them 17 million yeah i have no idea what happened 17 million imagine having 17 million

[00:51:29] dollars that'd be awesome i would fucking damn what would i do i would retire

[00:51:39] i would retire with 17 mill i would become a fucking bodybuilder like that fact i from boy

[00:51:45] into i can't wait to be a jodie build on it i can't wait to yield my jodie yeah i want to be

[00:51:52] strange i'm trying to be strange looking strange in 2020 what's he what's that guy up to he dropped the

[00:51:58] act oh it was an act he's like my name is don do you know who's oh he was a classically

[00:52:04] tranold friend from oxford here's a good julie odd here's a good uh he's a true way okay

[00:52:11] sorry no the trivia here we go let's go trivia set up a bit why it's just gonna be

[00:52:14] getting started it's gonna be about Donald's faggin to no it's gonna be about something we were

[00:52:18] talking about it's gonna be about the third member of the dan uh okay so not about okay not

[00:52:24] technically Donald faggin yeah exactly where we go and the thing we moved on from them kept

[00:52:29] thinking about ignoring no this is a fun fact this is a fun fact no go ahead this is why i'm teaching

[00:52:35] our son pussy yeah okay this is why all right sorry for interrupting but this is good enough to share

[00:52:42] the third member of their band in college yeah who after they graduated left the band

[00:52:47] was chubby chase yeah cool thanks man uh anyways so it is kind of cool that is kind of cool no yeah

[00:52:53] that asshole what did he play uh maybe drums he played the drums yeah really yes interesting yes

[00:53:04] anyways uh julie odd

[00:53:06] yeah my craft i applied my Donald p i originally came up with the character for savage psycho

[00:53:14] joe after seeing an advertisement for an exercise class and i thought about the modern condition

[00:53:21] in what way would a even a mental retard experience the basic aspirations of an american

[00:53:27] consumer and i thought how funny would it be if a man who naturally only has one quality that we've

[00:53:35] bestowed upon him in the subjective sure which is retard strength which we obviously understand

[00:53:41] in the real world it does not mean actual physical strength yes it's the strength to be a retard

[00:53:47] right for it for the two and if one of these retards yes or to pursue a physical strength

[00:53:55] taking it out of the abstracted and shin abstraction into the concrete what would that look like and i

[00:54:00] thought uh uh uh uh uh a retarded person having a weightlifting and and lying about how much he's

[00:54:10] putting up um where is savage psycho i hope he's getting ahead

[00:54:19] my dang it i was about to look up savage psycho joe and then a hot woman popped up on my instagram

[00:54:24] oh my god i love when that happens and i think i'm just gonna look at her for a while can i see

[00:54:28] because i'm sucking penis it's hundreds of greens i can't wait to suck get all my fucking knees

[00:54:36] so uh close i was close i'm losing it dude i'm in my own days i don't have small penis and i'm

[00:54:43] fucking gay look just play the the minor chord the basic chords first and then start soloing over

[00:54:52] top of it i'm gay i'm hot for penis there we go i'm fucking gay fucking gay fucking gay

[00:55:00] i'm hot for penis i'm hot for penis my dick is small dick is small dick is small i'm hot for penis

[00:55:10] well well well well well well hot for penis let's go let's go i'm fucking gay so gay i'm hot for penis

[00:55:21] oh shit oh wow i'm fucking gay i'm hot for penis we're in stereo yeah that's right i feel bad for

[00:55:40] the losers listening on one air pod they're not getting the full experience yep they're not

[00:55:46] again some compressed monorable shit what's that what is the uh how's the rest of that song

[00:55:52] though um that's it that's awesome that one ain't a fuck your teacher i want to fuck my teacher

[00:55:57] did you ever have a teacher you wanted to fuck Adam mm-hmm i don't know what was it

[00:56:01] plenty i don't know what's potentially horny that's why he likes all those philip broth books he's never

[00:56:06] read well yes of course i've read i've read multiple but yes i do i i do identify with a lot

[00:56:13] of those books the horny the horny semi the horny Jew the horny Jew part two the character of the

[00:56:19] horny semi mm-hmm geez aren't that good of fucking though right they're terrible no we're not good

[00:56:24] very just want to interesting that makes sense we're just yeah yeah that makes sense yeah well let me

[00:56:34] why don't you come on down here we'll see you no we can find out i have a fuck off with you dude

[00:56:39] off oh we'll both fuck each other then we'll decide who was the better lover as long as you stay

[00:56:44] the fuck out of the woodshop you know what i'm saying we can't be actually this way in front of our

[00:56:49] son and the aviary on floor seven you do get the aviary although my grandfather it's kind of in my

[00:56:56] blood to be a part of the aviary or the i want a room that i can sit in to do Zen meditation while

[00:57:01] being stung by bees okay that's cool i just come out covered in bee stings sweating i'm like i've

[00:57:08] relaxed higher plane yeah i'm just gonna see that video that

[00:57:21] yes that beer that guy running with the parents yeah i retweeted it oh you did yeah that's pretty

[00:57:29] good it's a great video i didn't realize you retweeted that looks like uh tony gazelle yes

[00:57:34] they're not tony tony little whatever the guy who did the gazelle from the gazelle free

[00:57:39] cell and his old age running with parents yeah the guy that was the guy that fucking ben wah

[00:57:44] was hallucinating and hearing tell him to do what he did wasn't for real no oh that i like to imagine

[00:57:50] yeah he was hallucinating and thought tony gazelle was like just do it man just do it you can do it

[00:57:55] brother all it takes is a little dedication dude those things looked awesome the way his leg swung

[00:58:01] i wanted to be that guy dude i liked his ponytail and baseball cap top of that his life story is so

[00:58:08] funny really i remember looking him up as a teenager but he got like hit by a bus and then

[00:58:13] while he was recovering he got like spinal men in jitis jesus christ he like temporary loss like

[00:58:19] his eyesight that's so scary and he was hanging out at his friend's house and because he was blind

[00:58:23] he went to sit down and he thought it was a chair but it was a bucket filled with acid

[00:58:27] why why does friend have that LSD yeah so he like burned his ass like bernie acid so does he have

[00:58:37] smooth ass balls yeah i don't know he let's burn his ass the that's a horrible place to burn

[00:58:44] well he came back from that shit dude he did he looks great i told you i if they thought i had

[00:58:48] spinal meningitis once and i had to get a spinal tap yep it was uh pretty metal didn't they think

[00:58:55] you had aids also they didn't think i had ads for real i'm not even joking i'm not even

[00:58:59] charged oh yeah yeah they do they did that was i'm a good listener it was aids or hepatitis c

[00:59:05] because i went to an endoscopy center in vegas wait hold on for a colonoscopy

[00:59:10] little distressing little describes himself as an avid collector of antiques classic

[00:59:14] cars and obscure species of lines that might be him in the video i don't have any

[00:59:19] just the end of the story if any girls are listening adam is hivy

[00:59:23] no i thought i just wanted to finish that i have a clean bill of health however

[00:59:29] well yeah so you he had two herniated discs and the dislocation a cracked vertebrae and lacerations

[00:59:36] he recovered enough oh he was involved in a car accident he competed during his recovery

[00:59:42] little began developing exercise programs and parodies and this is just wikipedia i'm trying

[00:59:47] to find because i remember reading this like 15 years ago

[00:59:49] yeah search tony little ass and balls burned tony little acid

[00:59:57] acid balls is what i said i'm sucking day yeah this is great while visiting a friend

[01:00:06] during the time while he was recovering his vision little accidentally sat in the tub of

[01:00:10] acid you see this ever second degree burns to his genitals and anus no way dude yeah little

[01:00:16] is not real that he's been electrocuted several times once while trying to install a television

[01:00:22] above his bathtub hell yeah my man you little fucking bubble bath tv yeah respect that's living

[01:00:30] baby oh he got chemical burns on his butt when he began when he unwittingly sat on a table that

[01:00:36] had been treating with treated with acid but that required that he's naked yeah maybe he just

[01:00:42] fucks his friend you don't apply yeah something's weird about that story maybe it's fake yeah i

[01:00:47] think he was doing some freaky stuff you know i think he was doing some freaky shit some freaky

[01:00:52] shit like what well he's blind so that's like the best opportunity to have real it's like you're

[01:00:57] always no strings attached type of nsa yeah she's like i didn't know it was a man i didn't know because

[01:01:03] i'm blind i thought it was a woman's i thought i thought i was sucking a really long tubular

[01:01:09] tit i didn't realize it was a man's penis i thought it was a really stiff breath yeah she's like now

[01:01:16] that i'm blind i can finally be on the down low mm-hmm yeah well you fucked up the microphone again

[01:01:21] dude i didn't well it's all right we've got to wrap up here anyway folks i think right yeah we're

[01:01:27] did i fuck it up is it fine no it's fine no i'm sucking d-see you all later bye bros