Cum Town | Regular | 02/13/2020
[00:01:02] Elizabeth Warren has been diagnosed with being a stupid bitch
[00:01:05] She's clinically a dumb bitch for not dropping out and supporting body
[00:01:09] The doctor said I got some of my native period blood in my brain
[00:01:13] It's affecting my woman inability to do anything right
[00:01:21] But my native bones make me use every part of your vote
[00:01:28] I was such a hard performance in New Hampshire
[00:01:32] And every rich dumb white woman that didn't care about any part of my platform
[00:01:37] other than the color of the skin around my pussy
[00:01:50] Now that now that now that Bernie's stepping ahead
[00:01:53] It's time to let the bitches know what the plan was a whole time
[00:02:03] It's about it's about telling these hoes to fuck off
[00:02:05] We do like Bernie because he's like Trump. He's like Trump. That's why I like that's why we like him
[00:02:13] So we got our own guy. He's like Trump. We got our own guy
[00:02:16] But he's Jewish dude. I just I'm banned from Twitter
[00:02:19] And it's almost better that way because I can just go look at people being upset
[00:02:24] Now I can Bernie can I can channel all my energy into yes Bernard
[00:02:29] Into his wins. That's right. And then I just spiritually watch Luke Skywalker
[00:02:33] Dude. Yeah into the one where he dies just the world's dumbest people
[00:02:40] Nick is projecting himself into the realm of Twitter even though he dies in the last one
[00:02:46] Damn, I didn't see it yet. This is the first time you've gotten me with the damn dude
[00:02:49] I know Luke's going to die. I really I feel bad. He does. He does because I'm an anti-spoiler
[00:02:55] I was probably never going to go see that movie
[00:02:57] I feel this is like so well known to words. Yeah, right but his ghost comes
[00:03:01] I look I was on mushroom, but I remember he died. Yeah, he did. The bus rooms
[00:03:06] I love watching those movies on mushrooms, dude
[00:03:08] I hope they're making you Star Wars every fucking Christmas and me and my brothers get to watch it on mushrooms every fucking
[00:03:14] Yeah, I mean, I would have seen it if I had known it was in theaters
[00:03:17] I mean that was what 2017 I remember it could be being close to coming out. I'm like damn
[00:03:23] I'm gonna go see that. Yeah, how do you miss it? They it's on fucking everything. I don't do readows packages. I've lifted weights instead
[00:03:29] That's true. They don't they don't advertise at the time. Yeah, no, I was just that's the one place
[00:03:34] They don't I was doing pull-ups and lifting weights. That's true. You know, it's hot, dude
[00:03:38] Yeah, I was too hot to go see Star Wars
[00:03:41] I that was there was a two-month window where I had ripped abs. Oh, that's that's awesome
[00:03:46] And I said that when Star Wars came out it was it was that a couple of months where I had abs because you were trying to fuck Ray from Star Wars
[00:03:55] Didn't it come out two months ago? No motherfucker. That was
[00:04:09] I think we did that one. Yeah, but it feels so good to do man. It feels so good to do it again
[00:04:16] I would love to get my little friend sucked by Daisy Riddley today is the 12th, but a special one day late
[00:04:21] Birthday shout out to our boy. Stop. That's right. Fugazi Riddley. You know, oh, she's just got a penis
[00:04:28] She's got a she's a trans Italian woman. Yeah. Oh, I know she's fucking hot, but that pussy's fugue
[00:04:34] Band is a guy. Yeah, I got looking at a pussy along those jewelers in the spiker
[00:04:39] Like this thing's a fuck of Johnny. It's no good. Nice. So fugue easy. You could tell with the clip
[00:04:44] Yeah, this one's the tip of the clip this one's this one's been hanging out with our friend Ian for Donch
[00:04:51] She's a friend of the time. She's a friend of the time. You know what I'm saying
[00:04:56] For the time community. That's how you say so much trans friend of friends
[00:05:10] I love Ian. I miss Ian. I miss him. Now. He's so busy dude. He's always fucking good
[00:05:15] He got a jacket and uh, yeah, he's writing on Jack for Jacobin now
[00:05:20] He's writing for Jacobin and former friend of the show was jealous about
[00:05:25] Someone was very publicly jealous of you
[00:05:27] That is truly the smallest dick maneuverable time the smallest dick maneuver that is ever
[00:05:40] To seeing that boy. Yeah, jack a man's bad
[00:05:44] That's that's what the problem is jack a man's
[00:05:47] Connor's bad and fucking there's nothing to do with me trying to make the same kind of joke
[00:05:52] And somehow he's a bit better at it. Yeah, he's in outright outroting me and I'm mad about it
[00:06:00] Uh, yeah, that's the problem. It's pretty much jack a bit sucks
[00:06:06] Trying to start eight other choppa part two
[00:06:10] It's like mother licks like mother licks
[00:06:13] Yeah, dude fucking neoliberalism brother dude. Tell me about it gets me freaking ticked off
[00:06:19] Can't stand who's the hottest neoliberal out there?
[00:06:23] Hmm. Do they even do they have any good pussy on the neoliberal side of things? Oh, yeah neo for the betcha bitch
[00:06:29] Every bitch on fox news. Is that a neoliberal? No, it's not what's a neoliberal like clinton?
[00:06:35] Sure. Yeah, you know, oh bomb already knows these things. You know, I don't I do they did the republicans count too
[00:06:45] Come on. You know that you know what all these terms mean. I don't I don't
[00:06:52] Which I appreciate because often that leads to good bits but right now in this instance. It won't lead anywhere
[00:06:58] It might first of all be an needless explainer. I sort of know what a lot of things mean
[00:07:03] I'm glad you're running your razzle dazzle pants again. Thank you. You'd be like these pants
[00:07:10] Stav has a full track suit and razzle dazzle camouflage, which is how they used to paint ships in world war one
[00:07:15] That's true when they thought for some reason it would work. It did work actually really? Yeah, it's like it's very effective
[00:07:21] It looks like waves, but then at certain point they weren't using like visual sighting to
[00:07:27] Or using like radar. I guess yes. Um, there was some reason they stopped doing it
[00:07:32] I just wanted to defend myself and say that I almost know a lot of things, but I don't know
[00:07:36] There's a lot of stuff. I don't know what it is, but I almost know and I need to know the like
[00:07:40] I didn't know what simp was for a long time and then I found out it matches your horny
[00:07:46] That doesn't even make sense. It sounds like simplatin
[00:07:48] I think it's just it was a thing black guys were saying like six years ago that didn't catch on
[00:07:54] Because it got overwritten by the reddit. It was cock the subreddit
[00:08:00] Which was pictures of women's pussies that look like Homer simpson's mouth. Well, that is a great
[00:08:05] Reddit. Yeah, that's the one thing people should use right it for black guys saying simps like a long time ago
[00:08:13] I agree with that. I think why you simpen, you know for women or whatever. What's it?
[00:08:18] It's a diminutive of you're not because I can't betray the black community to you because I know you'll just
[00:08:25] Run wild with their words as you usually I believe it's running buck wild. That's the actual going buckwheat
[00:08:32] You're running buckwheat. That one time he's talking about I'm about to go buck angel up
[00:08:42] But it's all hold me back. I'm about to go
[00:08:48] Somebody hold me back dog. I'm about to go buck angel up in this club
[00:08:54] Salute how will this buck angel now 27? I don't know how does buck angel age do you think?
[00:09:07] You think Ben Shapiro would like fuck buck angel and be like this is a woman bucks a pangel bucks a pangel
[00:09:15] I have a pussy. I look like stone cold, but I have a pussy. Yeah, I look like some
[00:09:20] Dude Ashley Ashley jite. It looks like a dog shit now. No, come on
[00:09:25] Dude that used to be one of the hottest nail lips. Yeah, speaking of okay
[00:09:29] Thank you. I didn't know that. Thank you. I did not in the duck and back of the day Ashley judge was 10 10
[00:09:35] But you know who's not okay about this. She's probably not a neoliberal is the dixie chicks right because they were against bush
[00:09:41] They're probably woke or are they neoliberal see that I really didn't know that it's specifics
[00:09:47] Ashley Judd is uh, yeah, I mean she doesn't look good. No more sure. It took that nasty woman thing serious
[00:09:55] I mean she looks like Norm McDonald now. No way. She does
[00:10:01] She does dude. Oh my god. Yeah. Oh boy. She looks just like Norm
[00:10:06] Damn. Is that really her? Yeah. Yeah, I wanted to get some dirty work done on my face
[00:10:15] How do you have any Botox and they said no and I said well how about how about this and they're like that's uh
[00:10:21] That shit from the toilet and I said yeah, wouldn't that work put that in there?
[00:10:27] Why don't you put some of that in there put some shit in my eyebrows?
[00:10:30] All right, because I heard Botox is just a chemical. I thought shit chemical
[00:10:36] Oh, yeah, why don't you just throw some of that in there?
[00:10:39] So I now now everybody calls me shit lips
[00:10:45] Now he calls me nasty shit nasty shit lips
[00:10:55] And bucks a different character that we her mom is also fine
[00:11:00] Who's her mom? She was in a band with her sister when known a judge with that
[00:11:07] Yeah, the judge. I thought that was her. Mm-hmm. No, actually. She was just like an actress
[00:11:11] I think maybe she was in the band. One of the ladies was fat in the band. The fat one was her sister
[00:11:16] Yeah, everybody's got too many sisters now
[00:11:22] Yeah, we should go to try that chinese thing that one child policy
[00:11:27] That'd be great. You only have to deal with one dumb bitch for a family
[00:11:33] Is that just norm now or is that back to normal?
[00:11:37] I'm still figuring out what's going on. I'm looking at as a
[00:11:46] No, I could be a new character. No, I can't they're too similar. Yeah, there's not a really sound so come on out
[00:11:52] Sound similar they they fucking their jokes
[00:11:57] Both comedians they're both observational. Yeah
[00:12:01] Well, how would you even do that try try that for a spin at him? I just do like a norm joke and then I'd say kidding
[00:12:07] Okay, that's fine. Okay, you're right. All right. I don't know. It's not good, but it's not good, but it works
[00:12:14] Yeah, okay. I'll give you that. Thank you. I'll give you that and I'll also give you five and three quarters of some else
[00:12:20] Ashley Judd looks she went into the plastic surgeon and was like, yeah what I'm going for is
[00:12:29] You know, I really like his uh, look bumpy and shiny
[00:12:32] There's any way you could uh, yeah, I tell you it would be great
[00:12:38] He's if they had like a bumpy and shiny sort of look I could go for
[00:12:44] like a disco ball that fell into that a crisco
[00:12:49] You know just sort of rolled around in a bunch of bad ideas. Yep
[00:12:59] The the the surgeon kind of fucked her on that when I will admit jad with two d's
[00:13:16] Not big enough now one is the ribs one is the actual titties I hear
[00:13:24] Ah, is that so it's the circumference under the titty
[00:13:30] I'm fascinated by this and it's something I should know frankly. I am fascinated by it
[00:13:35] It's something I need to look into as somebody who likes titties as much as I do
[00:13:39] Well, do you like bra size as much as you like well
[00:13:42] I I don't necessarily but I would like that seems to be our only standard of measure only, you know cross cultures
[00:13:55] Who owned a vintage jean store and she said he was a savant. Hey, what's that place called?
[00:14:01] Uh vintage jean store. I don't know it was like a store with jeans remembered
[00:14:17] Because it's just Ashley Judd, but her voice is normal. It's basically if they body switched if they freakie friday body switch
[00:14:24] She said this this girl antique jean store. Hold on a second
[00:14:29] More about this place. What did she said this guy was like a savant where he could look at a woman's ass
[00:14:38] Well, just like yeah, like old jeans look the same for 400 years
[00:14:42] Oh, they're like broken in you got a new pair of something that looked exactly like it did new
[00:14:46] Oh, this sounds like something my dad would be saying. Why why why they have holes in the now?
[00:14:52] I've been for the holes and I've been saying saying stop beating off the pictures who made my vintage jeans
[00:14:58] No, I was never jacked off to my dad and jeans
[00:15:02] Adam Adam Adam get it put the shot away put the jeans shirt
[00:15:06] Whatever my photo album of pictures to me my vintage jeans shirtless oil. Why is there why is there a young come all over the pages?
[00:15:14] He's like yeah, he's like this is young come
[00:15:21] He's a cop that's where a mr. Friedlin would say
[00:15:27] Yeah, we're up to his gum. It's like a cop on the vice-class child's Jesus
[00:15:33] Some cop taking a big a big doll with his finger dipping it down and rubbing it on. I know and this is I knew I know this anywhere
[00:15:41] Adam had a show 14 years old antiques load show
[00:15:45] They take their vintage jeans in the road
[00:15:47] I don't know why Ashley Judd McDonald's been burning you so much, but
[00:15:52] They take their vintage jeans on the road and they
[00:15:56] Suck each other seems like a lot of our new friends on this show. I just love well, you know, you said it's on your dad
[00:16:03] Anyway, you've been or you're trying to derail the whole
[00:16:13] Yeah, we listen Adam. That's it. That's a tangent. We would you would pop in and out with your story
[00:16:19] Formula and trying to figure out what vintage jeans place to be called jeans remember jeans remember jeans remembered. Yeah
[00:16:29] Okay, I guess it's a linear. That's really does the jeans are 23 years old. Okay. All right, okay
[00:16:41] Jeans addiction sure okay. Yeah, that would be pretty cool. That would be a place called jeans
[00:17:14] All right, how about some more? Yeah, let's just explore the world of gene puns. Yeah
[00:17:24] Yeah, wait, you know, it's a vintage store. I'm actually judge about jeans gaffigan
[00:17:31] Just jeans. That's like a deaf version of judge dread. Okay, okay
[00:17:43] You know because the judge is like the way deaf guy would say yeah, judge jeans. We sound like a deaf guy saying judge
[00:17:51] I can't wait. I can't wait to watch does jeans
[00:18:02] What about Martin Scorsese's jeans streets and it's like okay, it's like
[00:18:14] It's like hey, man. I'm in pretty deep. I own I own
[00:18:17] Just a judge judge judge jeez judge jeez judge jeez
[00:18:34] What is this about changing my name to kareem Abdul and my pants
[00:18:41] Abdul Karim Abdul my jeans. Okay. I'm doing my jeans
[00:18:48] Just really tall jean tall jeans or your cream on your jeans
[00:18:57] Yes, it's just filled with uh muslim guys come. Yeah, that's good
[00:19:03] That's another business Adam's dad would like to be involved in
[00:19:06] As a taste test. I love whenever the club duals bar article comes across my desk. Does it happen often?
[00:19:13] No, you see him every once in a while. He has such a funny way of writing
[00:19:19] I have never I'm ever ready in his bag firstly. Yeah, he does
[00:19:28] Yeah, it's like a good guy. He's a good guy. Yeah, I don't ever like
[00:19:32] I it's rare that I disagree with anything. No, he's like yeah, he's on the right side
[00:19:37] Yeah, he was writing for veronica Mars. Yeah, what I swear to god like in the writers
[00:19:45] That writer's room is like probably they're like maybe she do an episode about girls and he was like
[00:19:58] That's another example. No, we're gonna keep it done. We're gonna keep doing girl bullshit
[00:20:07] I don't even know what that show is it was it's christen bell right on the w but really though think about it for a second an antique jean store
[00:20:16] It was like jeans from what would you even
[00:20:22] I don't even know. How would you look it up?
[00:20:24] What would the name of it be it be called lee
[00:20:37] Goddamn after a couple you pulled Levi's to beaver out of your cheeks dude respect
[00:20:42] Um, leave by by Levi. Leave. Leave. Leave. Leave. Leave. Leave Israel
[00:21:11] It's a vintage gene stuff got any more questions smart guy are you gonna get in there and buy some jeans
[00:21:20] And it's the best one everyone has to go
[00:21:21] Where we where'd you get those jeans off get the fuck out of Israel. I'd rather not say
[00:21:51] Oh, you're talking about the guy who looks at girls
[00:21:55] And he's like a savant he like we'll see the shape of their ass and then go into his archive of jeans
[00:22:03] And then just give them a pair of pants. Does he fuck the girls who makes their asses look better than they've ever looked
[00:22:12] Is he gay? Does he fuck them? I think he fucks
[00:22:14] I think that then at the end I'll get your and my straight
[00:22:21] I think she said he gave her his business car. Can you fuck me in my face?
[00:22:28] He gave her his business car and he said uh
[00:22:34] And then he said my last name is very long and it's not the only thing that's long about to me
[00:22:45] Having sex with young boys is also very long talking about them my penis. I'm letting everybody know about my penis
[00:22:53] I have uh when you look at my uh, uh, uh, genitalia
[00:23:00] Anyway, thank you for coming and buying jeans
[00:23:04] I mean it is actually like kind of an impressive skill
[00:23:06] That I think if you get to fuck them afterwards
[00:23:10] I think that I think that he he probably does get some pussy off of it
[00:23:14] Can you imagine a woman just like feeling better about their bodies than they have in years?
[00:23:19] Yeah, just because of a pair of pants and letting you slide into their cheek
[00:23:22] He probably would let I'm sure some of them let him slide. That's awesome. Shout out to that guy
[00:23:28] Shout out to yodel. I kind of if if everything goes wrong, I might move to Greece
[00:23:32] I would try to apprentice a debate between
[00:23:34] uh, Donald trump and fucking elizabeth warren or elizabeth warren's like
[00:23:40] What he did is not only criminal it jeffert i says shut up
[00:23:44] Yeah, and then he's just like look at fucking look at ashley jad now and he's just holding up his phone
[00:23:50] And he's like she looks like fucking nor mcdonald's
[00:23:56] What the hell happened there that that was a good piece of dude his tweet the other day where he's like
[00:24:04] Elizabeth one sometimes referred to as bokahanas that's such an embarrassing
[00:24:17] He's so fucking funny. He is the he's the best. I really hope he's president if it's Pete
[00:24:23] I'm gonna do it dude. Yeah, if it's Pete
[00:24:26] I'm just dial it up and vote for trump that i'm padu
[00:24:29] We were talking about stop and I were talking about this at the live show
[00:24:32] But you know what the next thing I want to see is and a lot of people are gonna be mad. Yeah, okay
[00:24:46] He was crazy about that. He just comes in and joker make
[00:24:48] I want to see that I want to see the attempt to get off
[00:24:53] But I do I would like him to go to jail with the judge
[00:24:57] Well, these crimes are very heinous, but on account of mr. Wancine's clear physical disability
[00:25:04] Is indicated by his necessary use of a walker?
[00:25:06] I don't think anyone in their right mind could send it to this man
[00:25:17] Him and his fucked up little pussy dick are free to go his
[00:25:21] His star bro star. Oh, yeah, the legal definition
[00:25:29] Star bro syndrome. Okay. Well, maybe star bro syndrome
[00:25:34] There's a lot of guys named star bro star doctor. You tell us in the medical community
[00:25:38] What is the term for this type of genital deficiency?
[00:25:42] Are the calling it star bro spinus. Okay. Well, that's fucked up. That's a bad
[00:25:47] Star Rose how can no, it's not star Rose how can you know there might be a couple of those?
[00:25:53] But we just want to make sure it's the guy from cum town
[00:25:56] They would never say that on the record. Yeah, they would the doctors would no chance
[00:26:01] It's in medical journals. He's not a pussy number one and I think he doesn't dribble up. It doesn't I don't have a great stream
[00:26:08] I've never said that I do have some kind I do piss. Please not a lot. He's not a lot
[00:26:14] I don't know what's going on with my prostate. Maybe I'm too fat. I don't know
[00:26:19] Uh at certain point. I thought I had diabetes. I was pissing a lot. How having said all that
[00:26:27] And I haven't mangled it to the point where it looks like a pussy
[00:26:31] And even though I talk a lot about having a very small dick. I would say it's a shade under just fine
[00:26:36] So yeah, we've all seen it hard and soft
[00:26:41] It looks better hard than you'd think you we all know you downplay it. Thanks, man
[00:26:46] That means a lot. It's it's a lot less bad than you make it out today. It looks cute hard
[00:26:52] You know and that's all you can ask for is a cute little cock
[00:26:59] That's all you're allowed to ask for Ashley judge
[00:27:01] Well, the thing is because of my tight foreskin. It looks like it has the illusion of it trying to fucking charge out of that foreskin
[00:27:10] So it's kind of like it looks like it's like a lot of potential energy
[00:27:13] It's like a it's like a guy about to crass about a guy about to jump
[00:27:22] Banana the beautiful penis beautiful penis
[00:27:37] Yeah, dude Ashley Joe was so hot. I know she's disgusting
[00:27:43] If I could just have a time machine we'll go back and warn everyone
[00:27:47] Stop what you're doing. Yeah, get your hand off your dick
[00:28:00] She naked in that no, but she does almost get raped. Oh geez. That's what you break
[00:28:09] She shows her titties in a couple. Let me look up the kind of stuff
[00:28:13] She was in like nine movies with morgan freeman and I have trouble telling them apart
[00:28:16] Oh, yeah, double jeopardy with Tommy Lee I need to team up with this white bitch to solve the mystery of
[00:28:30] And Ashley judge lips damn, okay. There's a pretty cool shot of her tits and some of them. I've seen that one. Yeah, these are pretty nice
[00:28:40] Deepety, you know, okay, pictures. Yes. Oh, double D only if you have big ass titties. Can you get off of a crime before the murder?
[00:28:47] Man, I've got bad news the other policemen said y'all titties aren't big enough
[00:28:54] You're going they have to go to jay, you have to get plastic surgery to kill your husband
[00:29:00] And then let me suck your titties because I'm the judge
[00:29:12] Psych what does happen? She kills her husband or she's accused of it, but he's faking his own death
[00:29:16] I wish she was that's all for something where michael douglas was in love with masturbating
[00:29:21] There's just a bunch of scenes of him like masturbating but being like
[00:29:39] Yes, when's the last time you watched basic
[00:29:57] This is why it comes in what are you doing? He's like I'm beating off
[00:30:32] Speaking of which if you like masturbating your dick and balls
[00:30:49] Write it. He's not a writer. He was quoted. Yeah, jakobin socks
[00:30:54] Socks dude, I mean fucking chabos suck jagobin song. I'm cool
[00:31:07] I'm fucking cool my friends that I've had for three weeks. I haven't alienated yet are cool
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[00:33:50] As you know, I was a country western singer for 75 years before getting into the penis pill manufacturing game
[00:34:05] It's pretty much it and that's the whole thing. I was a country music western legend
[00:34:15] Looking home with me Tom dick Gary Gary Gary penis Gary penis
[00:34:30] So to Michael Michael bluechoo Michael dick water
[00:34:39] Home, I'm sorry, man any name and penis is always gonna get me. Yeah
[00:34:45] Best part is this real guys. They're all real and we were all in a band called noise in the machine
[00:34:57] That was country western but it turned into pop we had songs called if you don't fuck me at the mall
[00:35:08] Some of the teenage that's a lot of people are making movies for music we're making music movies
[00:35:15] That's the kind of doing that music videos back then but my penis would never get harder
[00:35:21] No, I was like damn if only there was a blue pill that I could chew on
[00:35:24] Mm-hmm, and I wrote a song called bluechoo
[00:35:38] I'm 16 years old and I'm trying to get my first pussy
[00:35:43] But my dick doesn't work because I'm actually 28
[00:35:56] So I can fuck them at the mall and pretend to be 16. I'm my only tale
[00:36:08] That's where michael bluechoo came from
[00:36:11] Just to be clear the ad you're doing for this company is that there was a man
[00:36:20] He created pop punk to fuck children, and then he needed the pill to help
[00:36:25] Use the pill for anything. I'm saying pop punk is bad the blue chew is good. Okay. Yeah, okay
[00:36:31] Accidents so yeah, it takes a few minutes to connect. It's like, you know how all the shit
[00:36:35] It's sharper images for astronauts. Yeah, sure. It doesn't mean you're an astronaut. That's true
[00:36:40] It means you're a guy that just uses the same stuff as them. Yeah
[00:36:44] I'm just I was asking for glaip. It only takes a few minutes to connect with a bluechoo affiliated physician if you qualify you can
[00:36:52] No person dr. Visited in the awkward conversation. No waiting line of the pharmacy
[00:36:56] Are you doing this free packaging jimblissamannbloochoo.com prescribed online by a doctor and made in the USA?
[00:37:05] Bluechoo get your car cart bit. So go check out bluechoo.com. Yeah, and go to listen while you're at it
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[00:37:24] Just pay five dollar shipping. Let's be all eat
[00:37:39] My man forgot it's spelled blue. I'm reading it. I didn't forget how to spell it. He did bitch. No, I just get confused reading
[00:37:51] I have the use that there have been a speed reader. That's true. I know that about you. Yeah
[00:37:57] That's my anime. I know that dude speed reader speed reader
[00:38:06] Really want to explore speed reader, but real quick
[00:38:08] I want everyone to tell everyone to buy tickets to see me in Dallas this motherfucking again
[00:38:16] Valentine's they take him out to the cheesecake factory there. He's never been I'm dying
[00:38:21] Cheesecake factory his fans to bring him to the guy he's got to try out the general so he's chicken
[00:38:27] I'll be in DC the weekend after and if you're a fan of DC take him out the Ben's chili ball
[00:38:33] I don't want to go there been dying to go to them. They'll be in Phoenix and Tucson on March and Phoenix take him to guitar
[00:38:42] Think of the guitar center to eat some of the drum kits
[00:38:46] Anyway, go to stabby. Biz. We're adding some other shit too
[00:38:54] And lick your fucking bones as long as I'm plugging stuff. I got dates. I don't know how to find them
[00:39:01] Yeah, next go to Chicago Milwaukee. I'll be in Chicago. I will be in Nashville. I will be in Indianapolis
[00:39:11] Which is actually actually it's Nick's own ass
[00:39:14] I'm pussy town USA. I had my ass surgical is you not sure
[00:39:20] Doctors like let me get this straight. You're not even worried about people fucking you just don't want people saying jokes about
[00:39:26] Like yeah, I want to be on my peas and cues
[00:39:30] My peas and cues. I'm sure you've heard the expression. That's what it means. Mm-hmm. Pussies and queefes and pusses and queefes
[00:39:39] My penis and choose. I can't wait to get my penis ripped
[00:39:57] Oh, and also we're going to Australia directly from the print shop to the same shirt
[00:40:00] So saying yeah before except they come from the print shop
[00:40:03] And pay pal fucked me over so I can't do them on my own website
[00:40:08] Yeah, something like that also will be in Australia for my birthday and greek ester and for greek ester
[00:40:15] We're probably canceling one of those dates by one of the dates is probably going to be canceled
[00:40:19] We won't say what city it will be but it will probably be sindy melbourne perth and Brisbane
[00:40:28] But uh, we will be there in april and I will be
[00:40:32] Celebrating my birthday on a plane with my tuba. Oh, really? Yeah, that's awesome
[00:40:36] Pull a richard stanley and just go off into the jungle and not get it on the flight back
[00:40:40] That would be pretty fun. I find me living with a tribe
[00:40:46] And uh mastering the boomerang. Oh, yeah, i'm also gonna be in
[00:40:50] Uh, chicago but that's later in may and maybe a next month somewhere too, but I forgot where bye
[00:40:59] Bye bit. Bye. It's a middle of the episode
[00:41:02] I know it was just it was doing that joke like it was the end
[00:41:06] Do you want to we can talk about this but if you want to come on any dates to work on shit
[00:41:16] During in march, but i'll come with you. I'll come. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait next weekend next weekend. Okay, so i'm not good
[00:41:24] I need to work on some new stuff before I go down there to try out my comedy
[00:41:29] All good. I'm going down and uh to some pussy and if you're in melbourne
[00:41:33] We are gonna each of us run individual hours going down thunder. Oh, yeah, there used to be a show in vegas
[00:41:40] It's called eating a fat girl supposed to call a dand thonda dude
[00:41:45] You know, like I'm in you go down on a fat bitch while she pisses in your face
[00:41:50] Going down good dand thonda when I was growing up in vegas, uh, our comb from a leg
[00:42:03] I come from going down down down back. Yeah. Oh, yo, shit
[00:42:07] I'm got a little funder my ass cheeks right now. Dude. I'm fucked up. I had some fucking
[00:42:17] I remember that game. I don't know. You're gonna arcade you hear that
[00:42:20] High light i don't remember that it was cruising. I said with boats. Oh
[00:42:29] Oh, damn. I thought we had the effect but just me and Adam talking at the same same time
[00:42:37] I don't give up. That's where that started. That's where that thing came from what there was a racist pod
[00:42:45] I never heard it, but there was a racist podcast where they started they would do that anytime they said a jewish person's name
[00:42:54] Damn that that is a real thing. It is very funny. Yeah, that's a good bit
[00:42:58] Yeah, unfortunately, that's what that's where the parentheses came. But see they're the they're the siths of racism
[00:43:05] We use it for you. Is it for good? Is that how you see it? Yeah
[00:43:10] You're saying I see it as myself as a regular person that's fed up with you magical faggots ruining the world
[00:43:17] With your dumb battle did what magic I just want to be I want to just be a vapor farmer on Tatooine
[00:43:25] Working on my pod racer. Okay with my boys. All right. Maybe I
[00:43:29] I gotta maybe I got some some kind of shitty opinions about that guy guado
[00:43:35] But he's got slaves, but he does have slaves, but he has how about this. Let's be honest
[00:43:39] I don't have any magical powers. So what does it matter what I think or feel
[00:43:42] I'm not I'm not engaged in your dumb culture war. I don't care. No, I'm I got a saber dude
[00:43:55] Although jetties don't get pussy. So I guess I'm out actually never mind. I'm sith. Yeah, I'm trying to get top dude
[00:44:05] Yoda get pussy. I guess or is it some other yoda? I don't know. I think it's like a
[00:44:22] I was a child doctor. What what are you talking about? What are you talking about? My parents got me an agent
[00:44:28] So okay, but what we're saying is that we're talking about Star Wars, dude
[00:44:35] I wasn't in Star Wars, but I tried out for some good rims. You just you got a blank look on your face
[00:44:41] And you started breaking this shit up. I don't know what's going on here. You started looking at all these distance
[00:44:46] No, dude. No one has been speaking. I tried out for a Carl's junior
[00:44:55] What are these memories that are what memories what never being fucking weird you're being weird
[00:45:06] I never tried them on tried what on dude. What the fuck my mom's dress
[00:45:17] Everything okay, Adam. Are you all right?
[00:45:19] You're feeling weird. Yeah, you're getting hard the last time. Yeah, it looks like you got a sorry piece in the front of your pants
[00:45:31] Is everything okay with you man your licks that and horny at the
[00:45:40] Are you serious you're not doing anything right now doing who are you?
[00:45:46] But just hang out. We're waiting for you to riff off with
[00:45:49] You're riff and you come down riff. Let's start riff. I have a thousand yards there. Look at Vietnam veteran
[00:46:17] How would you call that? Did you see the days? I don't know if it's real, but just say that uh
[00:46:30] But he's related to burn. I know they're cousins. He should see how happy bernie was when he found out she had videos
[00:46:39] What's that what's that guy's name the on pbs the black guy that like does people's genealogy?
[00:46:45] Frankie charts reading rainbow. No, it's not that guy
[00:47:01] Um, we did some some research and it turns out that kids don't think reading is gay
[00:47:06] So we came up with an idea for a show called reading rainbow now hold on
[00:47:10] I know it doesn't sound appealing, but we've got just the guy children love him
[00:47:15] Jordan jordy leforged from star star generation beloved
[00:47:20] To children, but he wore their favorite character on the show. They watch he won't be wearing the visor
[00:47:26] He's not where we could not secure the rights of jordy leforged sucking peas
[00:47:31] Gonna be him with his normal face. Who do you think he's the most beloved?
[00:47:34] Uh celebrity to children to chill right now
[00:47:42] Probably some youtuber right and it'd be funny if he couldn't see through that thing and they made him film all this
[00:47:51] Every scene do you get rich if you're on star trek?
[00:47:55] Uh, yeah, yeah if it's on for like 10. Well, that's you have to because it's like you're you can't do anything else after that
[00:48:02] That's fine. You know to be on star trek have you been watching put? I guess I guess bucket and what's his name was able to distance himself from it
[00:48:12] Picard yeah, whatever john louis Picard john louis
[00:48:17] The fucking second Michael shepherd wait, it's not oh no Picard is the french guy
[00:48:23] I thought he's dude. I thought Patrick's there was a french guy. It's a second
[00:48:28] You thought captain Picard was the actor's name. No, but I thought the actor's name was john louis something
[00:48:34] You thought the actor Patrick's do his real name
[00:48:45] And then the character on the show is Patrick's student. Oh, yeah, no. I thought Picard was also french and the actor was also friend
[00:48:56] But I now real I now realize that's not based in any fact whatsoever
[00:49:01] Okay. All right. Is there a french actor that looks like him or something?
[00:49:10] He's supposed to be french in the show, but he just speaks in a British accent because it's the future
[00:49:19] His friend is the is sir Ian though, right the gay man
[00:49:23] Yeah, they're best friends even though that one's gay, which is pretty cool. That is pretty cool
[00:49:28] It's like us you think peace do ever let him give him top to be cool
[00:49:37] I think you could be best friends with the gay guy without getting hit from him
[00:49:50] I didn't have a coach. I had a look dude. What the fuck there's something really special about that
[00:49:57] I think he needs thank you very much joshua
[00:49:59] Of course you could take him to Israel for the weekend
[00:50:06] As a couple's retreat for acting for jewish acting
[00:50:15] The couple's we just rented out to local to various jewish acting coaches across america
[00:50:21] Walk on in with little boys. They're all separately molesting. Well a couple means two. It doesn't
[00:50:49] No, it's oh, it's the old country for no men thoughts
[00:51:07] Adam what's going on here? You've been crying for the last couple minutes. You're really upset, dude
[00:51:13] I don't know. I just need friends right now
[00:51:28] This is the spookiest episode ever. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry you're deeply mentally ill Adam
[00:51:33] That must know I might my that kind of wild shit going on in your
[00:51:39] My agent was not named Joshua, but the only other option drowning it out with cruising us a parry
[00:51:52] Oh cruising my ass cruising my ass fucking I used to love playing cruising usa at skateland
[00:52:06] in rosdale, maryland because I was not good at
[00:52:09] Too fast getting roller skates. You can't be too fat for roller skates
[00:52:14] They're wheels that are past your foot and they're just like you will break the wheels
[00:52:19] There's no way to break the solid wheels. I was not too fat. Let me make that very clear
[00:52:25] But I'll just let you walk out under the rig
[00:52:37] Pretending the oldest I would gingerly do
[00:52:40] I Skating I tried once and it was scary. Yeah, you melted the ice. I did not
[00:52:50] From the friction. I'm trying to make them all into snow cones
[00:52:55] I just keep adding I keep adding fucking you woke up in a pond in china
[00:53:04] Well, I keep adding what's that was the orange one egg egg custard
[00:53:10] But you guys ever gets egg custard flavor
[00:53:17] No, bro. I'm talking to i'm talking to this flavor is the syrups you would put on snow cones
[00:53:22] Oh, I thought you mean I've never had maybe one snow cone on my tire like what they're gross. What?
[00:53:30] Your motherfuckers never had snookums. Oh, I love to tell you nice, though. That was far it thou Modene since good
[00:53:36] Snookmen's are good bro. It's a jalleear nice pli
[00:53:40] Atch you atchadtange i sure don't share yet
[00:53:50] Do she always you add chat chut chut ch get a check
[00:53:55] Chut ch Chajut ch ch did your chat chut
[00:53:56] Yeah, chut chata. Hear chut chut chia chu
[00:53:59] And now I have finished speaking Italian
[00:54:10] Sleepy do you want to suck all my my god? I'm sleepy. I'm sleepy. I'm sleeping
[00:54:15] I'm hung over in the for the first time in a while. I'm from LA and I love you sleepy. I
[00:54:20] Got fucking tore up. I got a twist the last night. I got twisted. That was a phone bro
[00:54:25] Your birthday and then I drunk drove drinking twisted pee. Thank you to everybody who came out to the birthday party
[00:54:31] Slash show fat. Oh, we got another fat Tuesdays next week. You guys want to do it? I'm gonna be all right
[00:54:41] Work out some some of this Harvey Weinstein
[00:54:45] So come out for that. I love the trial. It's so funny. It is funny to see him pretending to be fucking
[00:54:50] You know imagine you're like in court on some shit and like the people just looking at pictures of your penis
[00:55:07] At that point you gotta just laugh you gotta laugh
[00:55:12] What says you got here ever drive 64 yeah, what's courtside to featuring Kobe, bro? You're not allowed to play
[00:55:18] I don't you want to check it out. Yeah, Nick has every single
[00:55:24] From the Ukraine I want to shit. I'm jealous. You get bored of it very quickly. No, not blue
[00:55:31] Unlimited games. Yeah, let's play blitz, but I'm telling you the problem is is that it's unlimited games when you're a kid
[00:55:36] You have like two games. Yeah, and you beat them. Yeah, but then you just keep playing them over and over
[00:55:44] I'm like my mega man when you have every game. It's like I know but no you you find the ones you really like
[00:55:52] I used to have a fucking emulator on my computer. I'm not the powerpuff girls game. I have every game
[00:55:57] Dude, that's that's all his favorite. No, it's not. Yeah, I like the powerpuff girls
[00:56:02] I don't have anything a problem with them, but it's all my favorite game. What was it like?
[00:56:06] Was it like a thing in your school that like lesbian girls would be into the powerpuff girls no
[00:56:11] They'd always be in this game and I mean broke squad. You're good. Oh damn. I forgot
[00:56:17] Do you remember shadows in the Empire? Yeah, I'm stuck. I don't remember that one. I remember there was one on GameCube
[00:56:23] That was good as fuck where you could be a Jedi you could create your own Jedi
[00:56:27] That shit rock. I don't remember what it was called, but I used to get fucking
[00:56:31] Just get you in a run a smash real quick
[00:56:34] I don't like it for game. I like it for game cube or we I don't really like it for N64 what smash brothers
[00:56:44] Well, I could watch you guys play Tom and Jerry in fish so fury now. We're talking Tony our pro skater
[00:56:50] Yeah, but that was way better on PlayStation. Absolutely. What's Tom and Jerry in fish so fury. I
[00:56:56] Want to play a Tom and Jerry game Tony Hawk's is Tom and Jerry is it David Tom and Jerry fighting game?
[00:57:04] Is that fun? Probably not. Oh WCW nitro hell. Yes, dude
[00:57:12] Now that's some good shit. Oh, this is this game is fun. It was like a twisted metal clone. Would you land to eight?
[00:57:18] Yeah, I don't remember. What is the numbers being on the side? This game is pretty good, too
[00:57:23] This is a fighting game. Okay, but what number what oh 12 M32 is that the file size megabytes you fucking dumb bitch
[00:57:36] Rock I never played that ship, but it looked cool. Yeah, when I got this I played through gold nine perfect dark look immediately and
[00:57:43] Then conquer's bad for a which I don't think I finished
[00:57:46] Concrete gets pussy in that. Yeah, that game's great. It's awesome. And then it's a woman donkey con 64. Which is also good
[00:57:55] This game's cool San Francisco rush. It's like cruising in a
[00:57:36] Never played that ship, but it looked cool. Yeah, when I got this I played through gold nine perfect dark look immediately and
[00:57:43] Then conquer's bad for a which I don't think I finished
[00:57:46] Concrete gets pussy in that. Yeah, that game's great. It's awesome. And then it's a woman donkey con 64. Which is also good
[00:57:55] This game's cool San Francisco rush. It's like cruising in a
[00:57:36] Never played that ship, but it looked cool. Yeah, when I got this I played through gold nine perfect dark look immediately and
[00:57:43] Then conquer's bad for a which I don't think I finished
[00:57:46] Concrete gets pussy in that. Yeah, that game's great. It's awesome. And then it's a woman donkey con 64. Which is also good
[00:57:55] This game's cool San Francisco rush. It's like cruising in a
[00:57:35] Never played that ship but it looked cool. Yeah, when I got this I played through gold nine perfect dark look immediately and
[00:57:43] Then conquer's bad for a which I don't think I finished
[00:57:46] Concrete gets pussy in that. Yeah, that game's great. It's awesome. And then it's a woman donkey con 64. Which is also good
[00:57:54] This game's cool San Francisco rush. It's like cruising in a game
[00:58:03] Damn we should have done poppers on for your birthday like that was awesome elders brought the poppers last year
[00:58:09] Yeah, I thought it'd be funny if we did gay stuff
[00:58:17] We moved in with this girl, it's gone dude the department's a different place now
[00:58:21] I'm losing my boys. Are you still there? What are you gonna do move out? No, I'm gonna hold it down
[00:58:27] I think I think my boy George is gonna come move in we got a sublet
[00:58:30] I'll say you should get an apartment for yourself and like stay town or something
[00:58:37] We should all move to the city now. I'm saying I'm Brooklyn
[00:58:41] No, I think I'm gonna move to the upper east side Upper East
[00:58:49] My deal on real estate my dad's friends with this guy who had this huge mansion
[00:58:55] He went to jail and he got murdered, but I think I can get a pretty good deal on it
[00:59:01] Would you live there? It's right by the park Epstein's mansion of course I would
[00:59:05] Do you see how amazing it looks? It's huge damn well, they had a Batman Beyond game was it good?
[00:59:11] I still love Batman Beyond. There's no way it's good. Yeah, I would I guess I would have heard about if it was good
[00:59:29] Damn I'm fucking hungry, but I don't know if I have time to eat
[00:59:33] Should I get a hot dog in an all-out of hot dog cart?
[00:59:36] What's the last time you guys had a hot dog I can't probably fuck me up
[00:59:41] I think I'm finally at the age now where I just have to eat like good or real
[00:59:49] Me too, but I power through sometimes because my dick is on turbo charge
[00:59:54] I didn't think other than like fucking it even like vegetables. It's like they gotta be fresh
[00:59:58] Yeah, I know you mean like I had like I look a prepackaged salad the other day and it's like oh, this is just poison. Yeah
[01:00:04] It's killing me. Yeah, we're all gonna die
[01:00:08] You know I mean to think that I can't even come up with anything for what a vintage gene store would be called
[01:00:16] Let's read this no, I mean look four years ago. You put me in that hot seat fucking when I was 22 years old
[01:00:27] Second I mean we can go back. I think you did a good job man. I think you did a gene store
[01:00:38] What are their names a antique store I?
[01:00:42] Couldn't tell you I don't know the antique business
[01:00:49] What about what's a second chance something yeah second chance jeans
[01:01:07] Tommy Hilfig. No, you can't you can't I start a brand synonymous enough with jeans
[01:01:14] What Tommy Hilfig? Yeah, you don't think so. I don't think so guess
[01:01:22] That doesn't even exist doesn't exist anyone lucky lucky brand lucky brand jeans true religion true religion
[01:01:30] I'm gonna get back into true religions. I tried someone at a fucking marshals. They were very comfortable
[01:01:36] I was when I say back in I never had a pair before
[01:01:41] You just just like two chains. No, I just yeah like like chief Keith in
[01:01:48] 11 probably at that point. Yeah, not even
[01:01:53] My favorite chief Keith moment is when he tweeted he's that guy Joey a stitch in time
[01:02:05] Something about rivets they rivets rivets you talk about those like buttons
[01:02:11] No, dude, come on. This is metal. Stop it. Chill out. Um
[01:02:20] We need one this based on denim. I don't think we have one with that. We have Levi. What would you say?
[01:02:25] Dammit him. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. M world. Dammit. M world. Yeah
[01:02:32] That's where Ashley Judd goes I guess hey there we go. I love it here
[01:02:45] Come on. You got this baby old man. You got this man weak. Oh fuck
[01:02:57] Thinking of an antique jeans store and antique jeans store
[01:03:03] Close you had one with lee wise that was good. I don't remember right now leave israel. No, no, no, no
[01:03:14] I don't remember what it was, but it was pretty good man
[01:03:28] So you buy what exactly is a business model?
[01:03:35] You go to the doctor. They have to cut your jeans open. I don't know
[01:03:41] That they have to do that. I think they do that. I got the gold denim age the golden age
[01:03:46] Golden age gold and image golden image. Okay, so that implies this old gold old gold denim
[01:04:00] Oldies golden oldies denim oldies golden oldies denim get a golden old
[01:04:13] Dickey Dickey pussy pussy fuckie fuckies
[01:04:39] Yeah, I think we got it. I think that's pretty good. All jeans passed
[01:04:47] Things is close to jeans all jeans past dungarees
[01:04:51] Dungaree members dungaree remembering dungaree
[01:04:59] I think we're gonna end with jeans remembered after all dungaree remembered
[01:05:08] Yeah, you want to read the dungaree retarded for jeans there we go. Um
[01:05:16] I like kings and jeans. I don't get it. Kings and queens kings of kings of oh
[01:05:25] Which is like the king of queens. So it would be a super fat based on oh, I like that
[01:05:31] jeans you just have lee a ring of jeans pictures everywhere
[01:05:39] Kings and jeans is good. Yeah, kings and queens
[01:05:42] And what the hell would you call a vintage jeans or it's an impossible question to answer
[01:05:51] But it was in greek. That's probably it didn't translate probably because our language is so beautiful and so beautiful compared to you
[01:05:57] This disgusting way is hundreds of pounds extra
[01:06:01] Languages don't weigh anything. It's a fat language. It's written in frat frat letters. No, they stole from that
[01:06:12] And greece our favorite person is brock turner
[01:06:17] They don't even know who he is. They love him so much
[01:06:21] We can't wait to let him kiss every girl
[01:06:25] Brock turner is not a national hero of greeks. Yeah