Cum Town | Regular | 02/26/2020
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[00:00:20] Peanuts penis pie pussy penis penis pie. Welcome back stop. Oh, it feels good to be back
[00:00:55] Dude that beat the way they did their hair was beautiful fuck me and my
[00:01:15] Only podcast you could just do in your head
[00:01:20] Honestly, no reason just don't you could just do it in your head
[00:01:24] Maybe you have an attachment to the characters now or something, but the characters could also exist in your head
[00:01:30] No, they largely do should we just release like a mad libs book?
[00:01:36] That way people don't even have to I don't know. I mean if this has to continue until comedy improves
[00:01:43] I don't know punishment will continue until comedy fixes itself up or lip
[00:01:48] And then there's a reason there's actually a reason to work on jokes
[00:01:52] Mm-hmm. You know, oh so never we're good never
[00:01:57] This is as long as then that's the best thing in comedy. We get up we get a pass brother
[00:02:02] I'm not doing my fucking job. We're the ying of the Yang
[00:02:05] If we're not all pulling our weight around here respect. I'm telling you this right now. I am fucking showing up 30 minutes late
[00:02:12] Punching out 45 or love that. I love that. That's the employee of the month
[00:02:17] You better believe I'm eating at my fucking desk and taking a 45 minute shit
[00:02:21] It's true second an email rolls. Oh my god eating hard-boiled eggs
[00:02:26] My desk thinking up the whole fucking joint microwave and we called Indian food in the break room
[00:02:33] I'm just waiting and then blaming it on the Indian guys
[00:02:37] Not even eating it using it as an odor bomb
[00:02:40] I don't know that seems like something Sundar would eat it. Yeah, you're eating a PBJ. You're like no, I have my lunch right here
[00:02:55] It wasn't me. Yeah, why don't you take it up with nannett and or Indian friends?
[00:03:00] Actually, we have I mean we can look at the yeah the videotape if you want and the Indian guys like Dom son
[00:03:06] There that I am telling you why do you to be in popping off at me?
[00:03:15] I think it's one generation after that. Yeah, I'm going to clap back. It will be for yeah, it's funny
[00:03:24] But my always my always coming up to me out the side of your neck
[00:03:34] You're going to catch five across your nature you covered me like that
[00:03:42] Hell yeah, dude, I'm snatching the waves
[00:03:48] Respect in just another day at the comedy office mask out mask off
[00:03:53] I am taking the mask off. I'm taking my mask off
[00:03:59] Dude, I that reminded me of my old office when I worked in a fucking law firm that got caught in bezeling
[00:04:06] Yeah, that's funny because I remember I would see you and you get off working and be wearing like clothes like yeah
[00:04:13] Yeah, instead of like, you know custom puma
[00:04:16] A golf baller and they're not custom. They come in my size. Thank you. Well, they look like they were tailored for your body
[00:04:25] He's going to a tailor and he's got a series of hula
[00:04:49] No, vagina we use the extra excess material from the penis area added to the stomach area
[00:05:04] I love it you look because we have a better similar body type
[00:05:11] We're both the big guys. Yeah, I can see we have both very athletic
[00:05:17] Yeah, no, I love when they do that when guys lie to me about my body
[00:05:20] I was I was doing yoga and this jacked instructor sees I'm struggling to do the most basic shit
[00:05:27] He's like, no, no, come here. You're like me. You gotta do it different. Yeah, my shoulder gets he's like just like you gotta do a different
[00:05:32] I knew he was lying with us. Yeah, just like you just like us. I mean he was jacked
[00:05:39] He wasn't even like a yoga guy. He was like a fucking yeah, dude. I love us, dude
[00:05:44] Yeah, oh that's jacked legends just like us. You gotta do it like me brother. Mm-hmm
[00:05:50] Oh damn. I was thinking about going to a tailor get me a fucking custom custom tracksuit actually
[00:05:56] You would go tracksuit not actual suit. I don't need to suit man. Do we go to events all the time?
[00:06:01] Yeah, no awards shows. I have to go to the weddings of my friends from twitter
[00:06:07] Yeah, I actually have a couple weddings. Damn your catches dookie
[00:06:12] No one else knows it be you maybe I'm just my breath smells like cat shit. You've been eating a cat's ass out of no
[00:06:20] But I have been not eating the right foods from my body dude. I remember damn that I really wore job was not
[00:06:27] It was not custom. It was even worse. It was from fucking like casual male excel
[00:06:33] It was those khakis that yeah, cuz you look like 100 pounds more. Yeah, I was fat as fuck
[00:06:38] It was khakis with straight up elastic band. I remember going out with you and then you would get in your car afterwards and like the car would like
[00:06:49] Sharp left. Oh dude that poor civic dude. She has to frato my second car
[00:06:54] Yeah, the car is just drifting to the left. Yeah, it would break down all the time
[00:06:57] Damn, so the car would do the thing that I had just like I said literally five seconds before you say what did you say?
[00:07:03] You heard me. What did you say? Say it again? I said that he gets in and the car is just immediately going to the sharp left. Yeah, it takes a sharp left. Oh, okay. I didn't realize that's what you were describing
[00:07:12] Yeah, it's awesome that you found a way to embarrass to be the most embarrassed one after a riff about being morbidly obese
[00:07:21] So fat that the car can't operate. I'm not embarrassed. You should be. I'm not embarrassed. I'm a man without shame
[00:07:28] That's true. You can't kill a man without shame
[00:07:31] Is that the tagline to is that the tagline to a fucking uh, no, it's my new instagram
[00:07:37] French movie from the forties that you just watched
[00:07:39] No, it's my new bio on instagram the beach is man the bitches man
[00:07:45] That is you hello autumn Friedland. It's Jimmy Hoffa
[00:07:58] That's not what I saw also make massive
[00:08:03] Come on. Yeah, that's very good. That's great. That's great to hear
[00:08:07] I could use a man like you. I could use a bitch ass
[00:08:11] So also goes to the bathroom in his pants
[00:08:17] I can do that for you. I can do that for you
[00:08:22] Yeah, hell yeah, just sitting in a suite with Jimmy Hoffa shitting in the fucking on the pullout couch
[00:08:28] I need someone to eat all my diarrhea before my girlfriend gets here
[00:08:36] And I tell you this guy ace this guy Adam he's the only guy that would be willing to eat an entire toilet full of diarrhea
[00:08:43] Nobody else could do it like him. I could do that for you
[00:08:47] I said first time I saw him. I said ace you smell like diarrhea
[00:08:50] He said I just ate an entire port of potty full of diarrhea
[00:08:53] And I said why did somebody ask you to do that and he said no I just had to prove I could
[00:09:00] It just feels good crazy. You fuck that crazy. You fuck was going around town eating diarrhea
[00:09:11] Everyday people try and humiliate him online
[00:09:16] That's kind of subsided, but i'm sure i'll come back and it came back over and over and over every time he said right now
[00:09:23] Every time he fucking said that it was over. They started calling the bitches men again. Can't wait for the photo shops, right
[00:09:46] I tell you this guy ace no shame. It just feels good kill the fucker
[00:09:54] Even put his balls in a vice, but they were too small
[00:09:59] His little balls kept there were two leaping out of the vice they kept slipping out like peeled grapes
[00:10:08] That's so funny the bitch ass man because that is what you're not to look like two little peels you have it
[00:10:12] They're not that small slippery slippery little pud. You know, I just have a lot of scrotum
[00:10:17] But that's exactly right too much scrotum. It's all skin
[00:10:21] We all took our it's like the way an owl looks big, but if you've seen its actual scale
[00:10:26] You know what i'm gonna stop you right there. You just found a roundabout way to just shit on owls
[00:10:32] They do though. They look all puffy as a bird. What do you think they're mean though?
[00:10:38] Yeah, dude. I'm fucking pissed. They're not muscular. They're just way like 15 pounds
[00:10:42] I thought they were strong as shit had big-ass mussels. They are all talents. Yeah
[00:10:46] Yeah, yeah, they've got a lot of roomage, dude. That's what i'm saying though. Okay, no no disrespect to owls
[00:10:53] But i'm saying adam's balls are like a bird with a lot of plumage
[00:10:57] This skin is like the feathers and his little ass balls are like a tiny frail listen. I don't want to serve
[00:11:07] aviators, uh, I don't want to i don't want to avian avian is what i'm looking for
[00:11:11] He's not like a tiny frail little avian skeleton. He's very he's got an aquiline features
[00:11:18] Not just in face. I don't want to sew division between the two of you because it sounds like you're having a lot of fun
[00:11:25] I don't even know how important owls don't even try it. Do you know that owls are simple?
[00:11:30] You're now as our symbol you're not smart how you're not sees itself frail like a bird skeleton one. I already addressed it
[00:11:38] All right, and we've been reiterating. I'm really no we I don't know if we've because we understand conflict
[00:11:44] Seems like he's still shitting me out clear what my problem was
[00:11:48] Okay, and then he clarified that it was about calling your balls tiny and I said motion to allow
[00:11:57] Good analogy. It's not even a good analogy for motion motion to allow this compared testicles to bones doesn't make any sense
[00:12:04] It's not a good analogy. It's a beautiful analogy
[00:12:06] They're putting small balls. There are plenty of small balls. It's a beautiful elegant analogy
[00:12:15] Just as long as you guys are having fun small balls. I'm having fun watching small balls
[00:12:34] No, bitch. Oh here we go. That's why I'm trying to get this super punch out guy going small balls
[00:12:47] Anyway, your body is a lot like that guy Tyson fury
[00:12:51] Small balls. They have a way champion of the world. Yeah, that's good man
[00:12:56] Dude tafuri. I'm kind of mad wilders costume was awesome
[00:13:00] He he fury had a throne dude. He was cool. But the the fuck did you buddy? He said he played a fight already happened
[00:13:11] But I saw a lot of lads out on the strip who came in town for the for the fight. We came to see all our lad
[00:13:21] Oh, I didn't even what is he oh, yeah, he's gypsy gypsy isn't he well? He's the gypsy king, but yeah, he's like northern
[00:13:30] Like he's body's fucked up and like weird. He's just got a big belly
[00:13:34] He's got a belly and wilders cut a shit
[00:13:36] But I he's got the same body as big Lenny. Yep six pack guys have been losing in in
[00:13:43] Heavyweight fight. Well, no that other guy Anthony Joshua lost that fucking guy that looks like that motherfucker like fluffy
[00:13:49] But he lost the second one though. He he lost another one. They lost no no Joshua beat him in the rematch fluffy
[00:13:55] Yeah, what was he doing his sound effects? Yeah? Yeah
[00:14:02] I don't I'm not familiar with Gabriel and glaciers. Just and he does a lot of sound effects the first manager ever had in comedy was like
[00:14:10] Bro, the first thing we need to do with you is get you a killer website. This is like
[00:14:16] Because I went a very long time that ever representation. Yes, this is probably 2014. I remember this guy. Yeah
[00:14:21] Um, that was the same man Brandon had the same man. Yeah, that guy's so that guy
[00:14:26] That guy sucked Brandon told me one time he called him up and he's like, what's up, man?
[00:14:31] He's like just in my office practicing my twerking
[00:14:34] And it's like he doesn't know what that means. He just saw it on the internet
[00:14:38] That guy bought me and Brandon lunch once so in my book. He's okay because he's gave fed you food
[00:14:43] He fed me that's all it takes the chicken cutling. Yeah, he was like we're thinking something like Gabriel and glaciers as well
[00:14:49] I'm like, what do you mean something like that?
[00:14:56] He's like we think this is a killer website
[00:14:59] Who's going to a web all yeah, who's going to website?
[00:15:02] But it's also like what makes you think a web like people are like, you know what I like about Gabriel and glaciers is that his website is killer
[00:15:10] That's the only way I typed in comedians with best website website to go see in the valley
[00:15:19] That guy sells out stadiums. He's huge. Yeah, he had his special his last special was like with part in a partnership with AT&T
[00:15:27] Yeah, like they were playing. They played in
[00:15:28] And it's crazy. You're a Mexican guy. You can just tour the south and all you do is just say things that Mexicans do
[00:15:33] Yeah, it doesn't even need to be a punchline respect. They're like you ever remember tacos. And then like that's true. We be in tacos
[00:15:43] They're like, you know when you turn 15 you don't have a birthday. You have a quesadera. That's different
[00:15:48] It's a different thing you tell a white person and they're like, what the hell is that?
[00:15:53] They're like, well, you know, it's a cultural thing. I watched I watched the beginning. Go writer. You ever hear those things?
[00:16:00] That's the car goes up and down when I wanted to, you know, because Mexican people they love elevators
[00:16:08] They said why don't my car be an elevator? I want my car to be an elevator. Oh my car to be an elevator
[00:16:14] It was as George Lopez specials and they would just do like one clip from each one
[00:16:19] And you know the clip would be like the first special
[00:16:22] It was like some kind of funny observation about Mexicans and then by the very last one. It's like all Mexican people
[00:16:34] They do believe in ghosts. They're like, all right. This feels like you're reaching. Yeah, they do definitely believe in ghosts
[00:16:40] Santeria, dude. No, that's Jamaican. I thought I don't brag but it's famous Mexican band famous Mexican band. Oh, santa
[00:16:48] Carlos santa talking about Carlos Santa rock famous Mexican with hop around the
[00:16:53] Your dog Thomas you're talking about the famous sublime sublime
[00:17:07] No, no, no, no, no, no, but she's one of the best ones that put that one up paying that one in the hall of that raster
[00:17:13] That one that one like got me through jetlax. You did that I was like I was running out to sleep every night
[00:17:19] Walk around Tokyo in the rain thinking about eviscerating myself and then I would just sing about
[00:17:25] Suck on my dick fuck my ass and then not on my butt sheet dude when I was in the shower
[00:17:30] And I we weren't listening to that song. He came out of no and I'm just in the shower. It came me
[00:17:34] I was like thank you lord. You saved us
[00:17:38] That I don't even take credit for that one that was given to me by a higher power
[00:17:42] Yeah, that's a god came through you. Yeah, there's like a really good interview
[00:17:47] Actually speaking of Carlos santa where he's just like
[00:17:50] Where it's him and bob dill and on tour together in the early 90s
[00:17:54] And every answer to every question. He's like he's like god comes into me
[00:17:58] And then he goes into my fingers and he plays the guitar for me that rocks
[00:18:03] Yeah, and then every bob dill and answer is like I don't want to be
[00:18:12] Guys who look like me. I wish they were cool because i'm the one guy did it
[00:18:18] That's not true. He is a very diverse audience
[00:18:23] It's basically just jewish guy everyone that loves bob dill and looks exactly like bob dill and
[00:18:29] Well, that'd be cool. He's a good looking guy. No, he is
[00:18:35] Like he mentioned bob dill and working at fucking radio shack and thinking anybody goes
[00:18:50] Can we just move on? I'm sorry. I brought him up. He said the n-word
[00:18:53] I watched when I got when I got but that's why I don't like him. Yeah, dude
[00:18:57] He's canceled because he's in the hurricane in the hurricane. Yeah, we're just trying to free him. Yeah
[00:19:02] Yeah, he's trying to free his money his classics on good job katrina
[00:19:07] It is funny when he really emphasizes the n-word in that song. I know that's why he's canceled
[00:19:14] Yeah, I was watching a gabr like lacy is special because I got my I got a new tv and it was in ultra hd on netflix
[00:19:21] Streaming and I watched the first 10 minutes because they're they're like we have the new fluffy special in uhd
[00:19:26] And uh fuck yeah the beginning of the special it takes place in shop. I will find out he's white
[00:19:37] Yeah, there was that picture of kim car dashie and who had who's like
[00:19:41] Uh, she's like oh, I'm so pale. That's why I use like body makeup. She literally just wears a thin layer of blackface every day
[00:19:49] Yeah, she makes you looking crazy. I do I do I do tinting. Yeah, oh really body makeup
[00:19:54] Yeah, no, that's why you do very slight blackface. Mm-hmm, and then you go around you know talking about people like what's up, man
[00:20:02] Yeah, he's like I'm good. Why are you smiling so much?
[00:20:07] Why are your lips so red right now? Why do you keep whispering jackass at the end of every sentence?
[00:20:19] This is barely wearing jackass. This is secret blackface
[00:20:30] It would be awesome if they did that there's like oh hasty. Oh, oh it's steve. Oh, did you go to the Bahamas or something?
[00:20:37] He's like no, he's like no, I was in New Hampshire
[00:20:48] That would be awesome if they just start reaching for celebrities just getting like the bottom of the barrel now well they did
[00:20:57] Actually, my grandma horse off that they suck my grandma would sit me down and say Liz you were in the first two
[00:21:05] And that's what I was raised to believe
[00:21:09] Elizabeth Warren has been endorsed by rap rap him
[00:21:25] We said I was in this the in fast nefarious Tokyo
[00:21:33] And do I think it got me the job at harvard probably not
[00:21:36] Probably did probably weren't just saying we're hiring anyone who was in Tokyo drift
[00:21:45] It probably had something to do with my ability as a lawyer probably
[00:21:50] But is it funny to say it's because I lied and said I was in Tokyo drift. Yes
[00:22:00] He came out for war in yesterday. What's the other guy was a little bit even look like while she's having sex
[00:22:13] Saving silver man when I was a kid. Yeah, that movie guys girl with the guy this girlfriend leaves him for a mime
[00:22:19] Oh, yeah, dude. What does a mime even look like when he's having sex? She's probably like
[00:22:26] The guys like mom's don't talk. He's like they do when they're having
[00:22:36] First as you know what because I remember thinking I thought that was so funny
[00:22:41] Yeah, and then it stopped being funny and now that I'm an adult. It's funny. It's pretty funny. It's a good movie. They do
[00:22:52] He doesn't care. He's gonna keep powering through. Yeah, I know that by brother. Yeah. Yeah
[00:23:01] No, I love that movie. I used to watch that movie like every was on tv all the time too
[00:23:06] But you didn't have cable, but it was on Comedy Central during the day all the time
[00:23:10] I would we rented it from the library. I was pissed off for Jason Biggs when he ate her pussy
[00:23:14] And she wouldn't do nothing back. That's a good movie. It's also what and I wanted to fuck as a kid
[00:23:22] About the the musical stylings of mr. Neil diamond. Yeah, because they were cooler than Bob Dylan by the way. No, they're both cool. Okay
[00:23:31] They're both Wow Bob Dylan's cooler, but they're Neil Diamonds also very cool. Wow gave you the opportunity to stick up for Bob Dylan
[00:23:40] Sucks my dick is small and fuck Bob Dylan Bob Dylan. So you don't actually have to take his dick
[00:23:48] It's small. You don't have to take such a strong
[00:24:03] Well, I heard he's back in the studio actually
[00:24:06] Now I want to watch saving silver man. We
[00:24:09] Well, we got to do the stand after but god bless you boys. Just Arlie Erme rocks in that movie. Oh, yeah, isn't he gay with Jack Black?
[00:24:15] Yeah, he's like mmm-hmm. Like what's pretty cool. What happened to the bitch? He's like we ate her and he's like that's smart
[00:24:23] Yeah, he becomes gay with Jack like that movie is good as fuck
[00:24:32] Steve's on the big zone. You should get more work dude. What was Steve's on?
[00:24:37] I feel like zon was in everything, but I don't think he's got like one thing that stands out
[00:24:41] Probably saving silver man that was in a lot of shit
[00:24:44] You know a lot of weird fucking rocks that people forget about is joy ride
[00:24:49] With Martin Lawrence with Paul Walker Steve zon and I forget who the girl. Yeah, that movie's great
[00:24:58] Was it a cop they were cops or something?
[00:25:01] Yeah, it's called I think it's called from freshman year black cop
[00:25:06] Black cop white cop there were so many movies in that era that
[00:25:09] He was at that movie without a paddle that I've never seen but was also on comedy central every day undeclared
[00:25:16] Undeclared was a tv show. No was it the one my thinking you're thinking the one that John and Hill and uh
[00:25:22] No, no, I know the way that was like it was a pretty funny tv show too. No. No the one where John Hill's like a hot dog or some shit
[00:25:30] Justin long. No, that's that's the one. Yeah where they make their own call it all the undecided. That might be undecided. Yeah
[00:25:37] There's a bunch of some there's a bunch of those like fucking college movies. Yeah in the road trip fallout
[00:25:43] So ask me about my wiener. Is that what he yells? I don't remember Steve's always also in a dramatic movie
[00:25:48] We're dead man on campus. Yeah, that's older though. That's that is older
[00:25:52] That was so fucking stupid if your roommate dies you get straight asian
[00:25:56] What if your pot your podcast co-host dies and then you continue doing the podcast with shane gillis
[00:26:02] Wait, it's shane. Well, we have a list of people. Yeah, we would add I told thomas
[00:26:08] Thomas Hill from twitter. Let me just pause for a second. What makes you think you can make any decision?
[00:26:14] I'm friends with him now after after you quit twitter now. I now I took as if I respect your religion
[00:26:20] I took your friends. I took your friends after you got kicked off of twitter. Oh, no you didn't. Yeah, I did
[00:26:26] And it's the they see right through it your boys chat. They just added me they see right through it
[00:26:31] They know we're we're all I'm saying all the stuff nick where said and uh, yeah, it's pretty fun actually
[00:26:37] But they miss you. I mean, it's not like I'm trying to replace you but wow good bit dude
[00:26:44] Really? Well at least this wasn't recorded because it's pause. Yeah, we go ahead and i'm making fun of my twitter ban
[00:26:50] I'm not making fun of it. Dude. Really? You know, Nick fucking you know, I tweeted hashtag free Nick fucking something as sensitive as that dude
[00:26:59] Mock me for I know you were just kidding when you said you hope everyone dies from coronavirus is clearly a joke
[00:27:05] It's it shouldn't have been banable. Yeah, really funny bringing that up
[00:27:09] Do you even want to go through with the rest of the episode? We even on the positive?
[00:27:12] I'm sorry for bringing that up. I'm really tired of this kind of abuse. I just toxicity
[00:27:16] I just want to say so you are toxic. I'm not I'm not not in a fun britney spirits way. You know, not no
[00:27:23] I am a sexual style of toxic that's absolutely not
[00:27:37] I don't know the rest of the song goes something like that
[00:27:40] My pussy dude, I've been laughing all day about what jona told us right before the show
[00:27:45] Yeah, that yeah was one of the funniest things I heard it's one of the funniest things I've ever been there
[00:27:53] 2005 I met this guy who was 22 at the time and his name was Austin Powers
[00:28:05] Holy fuck you fucking god, dude. That's so awesome
[00:28:09] Can you imagine after the first movie comes out? He's like all right another three years. It'll die down
[00:28:16] Then a trilogy of films. Yeah, and then he's like all right like maybe and now 20 years later. It's like still
[00:28:22] Oh, yeah, yeah, baby. Yeah, it's worse now. It's probably worse. Yeah
[00:28:26] Yeah, it's worse because it's like named Austin
[00:28:36] That was killing me. He's got to change his name
[00:28:40] It is such a fun because I was saying, you know, it's like if that guy gets pulled over even if he's never didn't have his
[00:28:45] Your single drop alcohol. He's getting to do you
[00:28:48] Okay, buddy once you go. Yeah him trying to get into any club if you look sort of young all right, you're done
[00:28:53] He's definitely thought of ending at all, you know killing himself. His name is Austin Powers
[00:28:58] He's just Kate. Can you imagine just I think you can think about
[00:29:01] Changing his name before he thought about killing himself and he changed his name to Kenny Powers
[00:29:05] That would be cool because he's never seen the show
[00:29:09] Kenny Kenny is not Kenny's a white trash name
[00:29:13] Yeah, Austin Powers Austin Powers is a good with that take it out of the context of the movie
[00:29:18] How did we get on that? Oh, Nick what you were saying about the guy you're abusing used to prank
[00:29:25] What are you talking about? Oh, no, that's how we got on it. He told that story before I told that one
[00:29:35] Would you please suck my little smelly dick
[00:29:51] Let's do a power ranking of the I was on the bus pretty spruce videos we checked off
[00:29:55] And it was back in the nextel days and some like daily where guys phone started ringing and toxic was his
[00:30:01] So sick and all these black dudes on the bus started laughing at him and he wasn't he didn't understand why he was being laughed at
[00:30:14] That's so good that's so much better than him getting embarrassed
[00:30:19] Confused it's just like hello you guys don't listen to the radio. Oh, no dustress. No call me. I'm burrito
[00:30:32] Yeah, it was counting three saying the name of
[00:30:37] Yeah, hello one two three time hamburger cheeseburger
[00:30:42] Yep cowboy my dad my mom wears the bathroom good good hello
[00:30:55] Anyway, what what are some of your most jacked off to Britney Spears videos?
[00:31:00] Well, I remember when she first got the fake titties in the second music video
[00:31:04] For some sometimes I run sometimes I hide because then yes
[00:31:09] Maybe one more time she had small titties and then she got them made way too big
[00:31:15] And for that remember she had a white top on yes and her nipples are poking through and you can see
[00:31:20] That the one where she's like and it was pretty round the grand canyon and shit
[00:31:23] No, that was she was at like a pier on that one
[00:31:26] Sounds the one in the grand canyon was uh not a girl not yet a woman
[00:31:31] Yeah, I jacked off to that one big time why because you liked the it sucked at when we saw the concept of a girl becoming a woman
[00:31:36] Yeah, I was checking female liberation. Yeah, when we finally saw her pussy. It was uh, it was in that car picture. Yeah, it's true awful
[00:31:45] Yeah, I'm you know, I don't know why to really jack off the pussies cool. Just that way you get this
[00:31:50] I think a pussy is more you totally put your penis in it
[00:31:53] I thought it was cool when she sucked that guy's dick on the balcony. Did she do that? Kevin federaline?
[00:32:04] He's like a listed just like third and James woods and casino. Yeah, absolutely
[00:32:10] Shh Adam mine really spatter. He's like a
[00:32:13] Mine's better than whatever you're gonna say mine's better. He's not I mean he's on a ship
[00:32:19] All right, well, did you have Adam go ahead and I was just gonna say he's like a 35 year old wig earth that like hip a jackpot
[00:32:28] Interesting. I don't think he's a lot like
[00:32:37] Casino's wearing like fishnet tank tops
[00:32:39] Yeah, that's true that you got me there. All right. Thank you. Thank you for acknowledging that I got you. Yeah, because I did
[00:32:58] Yeah, it came in fucking rocks. Yeah, it does run. We see remember when he got fat as shit. Awesome
[00:33:03] Yeah, awesome that all those guys have to do that. Yeah, and they still get pussy somehow probably yeah
[00:33:09] Justin Bieber looks great now by the way. Oh, yeah. Have you seen him? He looks just like a fucking guy from Hampton
[00:33:16] Yeah, it looks like he's like life or Baltimore trash
[00:33:22] Right. Yeah, and then she'll be mustache. Yeah, and then he's always smiling which makes it even better so much better
[00:33:30] Right. Apparently he says he's got limes disease and that's why he looks like that now
[00:33:35] How do you get lime disease? I don't know. I don't even really know what it is. You get it from tick. That's tick sucks your little cock
[00:33:41] You know Jason weems had it for a while
[00:33:45] And he has kids and shit. Where's Jason weems still in Baltimore?
[00:33:48] I'm gonna be more I guess one of the funniest guys out there. It's so funny
[00:33:57] Yeah, I think it was though. I'm not a girl. Not yet a woman video in the canyon
[00:34:02] You jacked off to that one because her abs look good inner titties you jack off to abs
[00:34:06] I jack off the abs and titty combo. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Look at this. Look how good he looks
[00:34:12] Holy fucking she looks like Nick kind of yeah. Oh, yeah. He literally looks like Baltimore trash
[00:34:20] Yeah, let me get some pussy. Hey, let's just bleach for some reason
[00:34:24] Yeah, I'm gonna go down a house get me some fucking ice creams with my ebt cord
[00:34:30] Yeah, I'm gonna get some highs. I'm gonna go down a high
[00:34:36] Shut up, dude. Hold on. I'm looking up this pretty spreers thing
[00:34:43] Yeah, she's like uh, yeah, it's him and I guess like shaya have been elevated to
[00:34:49] I watched her sort of like the jesus christ in Muhammad of my personal
[00:34:57] I watched honey boy mad. Oh, yeah, this is the one I definitely jack her abs. Yep. Mm-hmm. Definitely jacked off to that
[00:35:07] Yeah, that's when low-rise jeans were really in though. I remember that's why you had to jack off to what whatever was around dude
[00:35:14] I know because I was jacking off to like the little V right before the post did girls in your school used to show their thongs in class
[00:35:21] No when they'd sit down that Adam saw a girl's doing that and he didn't understand it was like a gender trend
[00:35:26] No, that's not good. Everyone has their thong showing. I had can't show up this
[00:35:32] On Monday. I got it. He's just yeah walk around with his fucking thong. No, dude. I didn't wait
[00:35:41] And it happened for real. I didn't do that dude. And then everyone was like, what are you doing? And did it happen?
[00:35:49] There's another one I'm thinking of too. I definitely jagged up to this one, but there's one that I'm also confusing it
[00:35:53] I mean toxic was the sexy one with the snake. Honestly, I
[00:35:59] Oh, you you didn't you liked her being a little bit more shim to me or a little bit more innocent
[00:36:03] I yeah, that was that was a song from that her movie. Not a girl. Not yet a woman crossroads
[00:36:14] RIP rest in peace Brittany Brittany Murph baby girl. I miss you every day
[00:36:20] Got fucked by m&m and in the fucking storage room
[00:36:25] Made mile. That's right. That was good. And she was the voice of luain
[00:36:36] Dude, stop it dude. I'm trying to be fucking orisha Fier all the time. They did not go to your room really Murphy died
[00:36:44] Uh more like Murphy's law. Oh, she's like for being a con the law is for a bitch. You have to die
[00:36:50] That's pretty funny. Your body's not even cold yet
[00:37:00] Yeah, I think I can't remember because I was living with cubus when she died and I think they had like the same birthday
[00:37:04] They were like the exact same age or something. Oh, wow
[00:37:08] What are the odds? I know he was like he was like that was clearly like a filing error
[00:37:17] It should have been me just saying they're drinking like a fucking a 40 at 10 o'clock in the morning
[00:37:30] Sometimes I saw maybe I did jack off to lucky the lucky music video. No
[00:37:36] Lucky from lucky charms. Oh definitely the uh the one um with Beyonce and jay the bony and clide
[00:37:43] You jay just the jay z part. No, no you didn't
[00:37:48] Obviously the jay z part soon obviously the Beyonce is pretty gay and after that
[00:37:53] I'm not even a good looking guy man. He's an ugly. He doesn't have big lips though
[00:37:56] If I had to it could pretend they were girls lips you would get some
[00:38:04] Put a woman. It's not the worst. Oh, baby
[00:38:06] No, I don't want to have his mannerisms. Oh baby. It's the rock
[00:38:15] I don't want her to say stuff like that. That's such a good jay z impression. Thank you
[00:38:18] I got it from airy spears. Actually, that's really good. Keep doing it. Shut up, Nick
[00:38:23] Why are you being mean to me? I'm not I'm yeah, you're I'm literally gonna have an attitude today. I'm another attitude day
[00:38:29] Did I say another attitude? I'm sorry. I walked through the door and I knew it was attitude day
[00:38:34] I maybe maybe tomorrow is not gonna be an attitude day, but today no I literally said a little bit of two
[00:38:40] I said can you that's a really good impression?
[00:38:43] If we know you said wow Adam. That's a really good impression or like when you said wow Adam
[00:38:47] That's a really good bit. You did your really your sarcastic voice
[00:38:52] You know what going just by the words. He said though. He's not wrong. Yeah, come on dude
[00:38:57] You're what you're doing is you're reading too much into things. Yeah, you're reading into the subtext dude
[00:39:02] You know I can't stop reading. Oh, the only thing I care about is the show
[00:39:09] And I would never do anything to derail
[00:39:18] A conductor sure sure sure and I use my pointer to point at you and I say now it's your turn
[00:39:24] First chair gay flu first chair skin flu
[00:39:32] Now suck that fucking flu off your little jazzy impression
[00:39:38] And show yeah, it's your time to shine baby
[00:39:43] Such a good you can't believe these awesome. It's such a good word for yes. Yeah
[00:39:47] That's what I got like a like it's got a bunch of dials and buttons on
[00:39:55] Yeah, right skin tags different settings abscesses
[00:40:02] My skin food like indian burns and shit
[00:40:06] My skin flute like jeff jethro tall baby. Mm-hmm. You play the skin flute like jeffro tall
[00:40:11] I don't play it. I don't play it. I don't play it. That means you're good at it
[00:40:15] My dick is like the flute from the guy from jeff jethro tall and he doesn't play it
[00:40:19] I've remembered indian burns. It's cool how those work those hurt dude. Yeah until you build up a tolerance
[00:40:25] You got a tolerance for probably you indian burn your own dick right the indian bermondack
[00:40:33] My fucking bad head. I I I thought I had
[00:40:39] genital herpes and I went to the doctor and they said Liz this is just indian burn
[00:40:44] And I said I had no idea. That's how I knew I was Cherokee
[00:40:50] And she said how dare you that's offensive. Yeah, that term is offensive Liz
[00:40:57] My grandma said to me Liz you better drink the piss
[00:41:02] Did then that was in a saying around our house
[00:41:05] You gotta drink the get out of drink the piss
[00:41:07] You got if you got in trouble my my me ma had a big old glass of piss that she'd bring out
[00:41:13] She'd microwave it up and get it piping hot and you'd have to drink that piss all the way down
[00:41:22] And I go to school and my face should be beat red and they call me tomahawk Liz the piss drink
[00:41:30] I'm that's that's where that's from that day on. I knew I was indian
[00:41:35] Yo, do you see joe biden literally say he's running for senate
[00:41:39] My man's brain. He also just completely lied about getting arrested trying to free
[00:41:47] I'm back on one of him now. I want him to be president. Oh, no, if it's not burning. I'm voting for him
[00:41:52] I'm writing in by the loles dude. I love all the fails. I love the fails. Oh, yeah
[00:42:01] Oh, yeah, can I get one of those plantain chips? Dude. No dude. They're from me. I just want to go to the same
[00:42:07] Which I will be planting I get a bite of this image. I can't wait to vote for michael boomburg
[00:42:12] I can't wait to get a stand they definitely they definitely oh fuck should we yeah stand burger?
[00:42:18] I can't wait to vote for I think I'm one of the president to be the witch guy
[00:42:25] Nice. I'm very good dude. Not even barely contributing the show and then getting up to make yourself snacks
[00:42:36] Yeah, literally not contributing shut up shut the fuck up
[00:42:45] Damn see none of this would have happened if you just continue doing that beautiful jz
[00:42:55] Thank you. That's really good. Thanks, bro. Thanks. Starvis for the positive reinforcement. You should do a whole song
[00:43:05] Plantain chips are good, huh? Yeah, I like the lime. I like the lime of the garlic
[00:43:10] I wish there would one that would they mixed it made a lime and garlic the jar leak
[00:43:15] The garlic I left putting garlic in my ass. I put the garlic inside of my
[00:43:21] Wow, it worked off being gay that way gave vampire else cannot fuck me in the ace they can't fuck me
[00:43:39] You we guys know about pick a daily circus in London. Yeah, it's like a it's a circle
[00:43:45] Is that it? Yeah, it's like a big is not actually a circus. What? Yeah, it's a traffic circle
[00:43:50] Are you serious? You should start dressing like a clown. I don't I feel like the clothes would be comfortable for you
[00:43:55] Clothes honestly in terms of fit look awesome. Yeah, like a one z
[00:44:03] Big soft buttons nice. Yeah, nice fucking loose fucking
[00:44:11] Sleeves love a ruffled sleeve. Yeah, you would look good as a clown dude. I would honestly would and thank you for that
[00:44:16] Mm-hmm little like a derby hat with a flower on it. Mm-hmm. We should start dressing like clowns
[00:44:24] One of the ones that's got a little vest. I definitely want a big balding curly red wig though
[00:44:30] I would need to be a wig on the sides. Yeah on the sides. Yeah, but I want I would want it to be balding
[00:44:37] I don't want to be now. Maybe I should make my beard clown collars. Yes like rainbow when we go to Australia
[00:44:43] Birthday cake beard. I mean, we go to Australia. We should just dress as clowns for every live podcast and never explain it
[00:44:49] No, we should tell them that's American style. No. Yeah, New York style New York style thing
[00:44:54] They can't talk shit to us here. They don't live in New York
[00:44:56] I might I might become so opposed to comedy that I just get into being a clown instead. That would be awesome
[00:45:02] I remember one time when I was young literally become the Joker. Oh dude. Hell yeah
[00:45:11] Joaquin they're gonna make another one of those. Yeah, they're making a girl version
[00:45:16] All the girls are like, uh, no, it's gonna see Joker. It's gonna be bad
[00:45:18] And then people are gonna go see it. They're like, it's dangerous
[00:45:20] We have to cancel the movie before it there's gonna be I kind of do want to see the woman
[00:45:24] It does well and they're like well, then we need I heard it. We need to we need to have a girl joker
[00:45:28] And that one looks good. Yeah, but no one's gonna see it. It's gonna do bad
[00:45:32] Right. She's a prey. It's not doing well dudes rock, but I do want to see it
[00:45:36] I heard the it's it's pretty fun. I'm about to go. Maybe I'll go see it this week
[00:45:40] Fellas what part of dudes rock down you understand. I don't have any we're not on the road. We're not doing promo for
[00:45:46] The girl, okay, I'm sorry. No, you're right. You're right. I might go see it
[00:45:51] I'll only do promo for my show in phoenix next
[00:45:55] Adam will force himself to stand the girl joker to impress girls
[00:45:59] Like I thought it was better than the guy joker
[00:46:02] I thought it was better. It was amazing. I'll just I'm not like that with girls anymore
[00:46:07] You know that nick I don't know I do I know you know that I don't keep abreast
[00:46:13] Of your situation how you are with girls. I don't I really don't I don't say that kind of stuff to girls anymore
[00:46:19] You start talking about girls and I just start thinking about tools
[00:46:22] Is his own out? No, you don't. Yeah, that's not true
[00:46:25] That's not true. I'm thinking of a miter saw right now. I'm thinking of all kinds of different tools
[00:46:29] I could use to build a better world for the people who come next
[00:46:32] Hmm. I'm not thinking about such immediate pleasures and trials and tribulations. Oh, yeah
[00:46:38] I'm thinking about whereas I am how am I gonna be the how am I gonna improve mass transit?
[00:46:44] And I'm thinking about getting top. Yeah, I'm thinking about
[00:46:50] And they understand how voting works and they finally figure out that they're allowed to vote
[00:46:54] Because that's the other thing people don't understand. There's actually 18 million people living in china town
[00:46:58] Hmm, but only they could swing only election only like seven of them
[00:47:04] You know to understand the concept thought the census
[00:47:07] And so the city has to estimate they think the population of New York's like fucking what 10 million
[00:47:12] But it's actually somewhere close to 28 1.2 billion
[00:47:16] And they're all Chinese. I did not know that that is actually used to me once they realize their political potential
[00:47:22] It's over. I'm gonna go down there. I'm gonna do you're gonna organize. Yeah, we're gonna we're calling it ting Tamini
[00:47:31] But you're gonna be like the president of yeah
[00:47:33] Don't you think they would prefer a Chinese president? No, no they prefer Nick
[00:47:37] They because it yeah, they need they need Irish guys to show them how to be corrupt the fun way
[00:47:42] Yeah, Nick's gonna shave his beard just to be like two long hairs
[00:47:46] I'm gonna say exactly the same. No, no, I think you're gonna get a confusion
[00:47:50] A stove pipe hat. Okay. Yes. Just going around swit twirl and a cane around speaking Chinese little locals
[00:48:00] Full suit stove pipe. Yeah, we're gonna bust you all down to the polls
[00:48:05] We're gonna you're gonna vote multiple times. You won't be able to tell the difference
[00:48:12] That's smart using western racism or eastern western races. Yeah, you're gonna pay him to vote
[00:48:18] Mm-hmm. Actually apparently Bloomberg is kind of doing that right now. He's giving people free food and stuff
[00:48:25] He's like giving people barbecue and stuff and macaroni and cheese and people are like eating it and they're like we're getting people
[00:48:31] Macaroni and cheese and they love macaroni and cheese
[00:48:35] I gotta listen now. I feel like I could do him. No, it's like lazy air. No, that just sounds like you
[00:48:40] No, that's not true, Nick. This is way. We just do it again because that's good
[00:48:44] No, it's like I worked hard for my money and that's how I got okay. When are you gonna start doing the impression?
[00:48:51] That's not how I sound dude. Oh, that's a good Bloomberg. I'm not doing Bloomberg. I'm doing my regular voice. That's really good bloomberg
[00:48:58] I built companies and I'm giving my okay out of my money away
[00:49:02] No, that's come on dude. Give me one. Give me one Nick
[00:49:09] I use the computer all of the time to look at child pornography
[00:49:13] I know how to use the computer. That's not Bloomberg. I gotta listen no more. But here's the thing
[00:49:17] Impressions Adam can do zero. I can do impressions. J. Z. Come on. You can do impressions. Thanks. Don't worry. Give him J. Z
[00:49:25] No, I stole that from airy's spears. No, what did you ever see him do a freestyle?
[00:49:31] I don't do incredible. I've never done a JZ impression
[00:49:35] I know you said I stole all my impressions from you and clearly you've never done a JZ impression
[00:49:40] I've never done I have informed at the Baltimore Comedy Factory like nine years ago
[00:49:44] And it's literally the hardest I've ever seen anyone crush in my life. Who's so talented
[00:49:48] Yeah, and it was like he was just calling people gay
[00:49:53] Doing DMX this thing man. It's like all of these idiots got in the comedy thinking
[00:49:56] It's like it requires being capable of thinking at all. No, it doesn't it requires one thing being funny
[00:50:04] Not only good like it's so funny because he clearly wouldn't go he wouldn't
[00:50:21] Abscond not not closer. You're closer though. He wouldn't have scorned. He wouldn't
[00:50:27] It's kind of like fuck look at my hand. Oh, I am circumvent. No
[00:50:35] Oh my god. I'm so stupid. There's a word in my head that means to escape
[00:50:40] Not quite like deviate deviate. He wouldn't deviate from his head. Indeed. That means escape
[00:50:50] Deviate at all because yeah, that's pretty much
[00:50:52] He was running. Oh like the shows were they asked him to cut his time by five minutes and he just never would
[00:50:58] He just did everything verbatim the exact same way every single time and I respected it
[00:51:02] Including the crowd we're calling somebody gay
[00:51:05] In which he said if you can take a dick you can take a joke anytime a gay person was mad at his homophobic jokes and it crushed
[00:51:17] If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball
[00:51:21] All right peter the legend the best the young legend religion rip
[00:51:27] Rip my ass open. Hey come see me in phoenix
[00:51:30] Uh next Thursday the fifth the valley of the side
[00:51:34] And then two son on the six that one 91 tool. Have you been a two song?
[00:51:39] Also, I'll be on tour if you go to bands in town.com slash Nick Mullen. You can buy tickets luiville nashville
[00:51:45] Chicago Milwaukee Chicago, indianapolis
[00:51:48] Some pussyville something in us in something oh hi. Oh, I can't remember
[00:51:56] Yeah, go see Nick. He's in youngstown, Ohio. Stop it. That was young boys young boys town. He's in san tusky, Ohio
[00:52:08] He's in Dayton. I used to get it in oh, hi. Oh
[00:52:13] That's a good ass song. Oh, man. I would love to just cave my own scholar with a hammer
[00:52:18] Why why no I don't know I just thought about it for a second
[00:52:21] No, you wouldn't that would hurt it would hurt, but it would be brutal
[00:52:26] Which is bad. That's all I would think I returned to valhalla
[00:52:30] You were never just go to oppress us. It's not a hero's death
[00:52:33] I go to a precipice and I cave my own scholar with a hammer. No, they won't put you in valhalla. Yes, they will
[00:52:43] Yes, they're not even nor nor yes, they will you're not even from northern europe. Yes, I know you're not your sort of irish
[00:52:50] That's northern europe. So that's that's not northern europe literally northern europe. No, it's not
[00:52:56] It's literally not what is it western north western europe? No, it's it's the part of the the aisles
[00:53:02] The isle of man that though. That's part of northern europe. You fucking idiot
[00:53:07] So what's ireland is not part of northern. So ireland is part of southern europe then no northern europe is is scandinavia
[00:53:16] That is northern europe are interchangeable terms. It's not southern europe. Don't fucking start with me in geography
[00:53:23] Let's see what oh is that your topic ireland is oh my god
[00:53:28] I was with you until you said don't start with me in geography. I was on your side. I would do that very gaily
[00:53:36] Well, no, nich just said it with it with that smug you don't get let the adults decide kind of look onto
[00:53:43] I just googled northern europe. Okay. Yes. Thank you. Which countries are in northern europe?
[00:53:50] Not ireland mark estonia finland. Okay, so the so the Baltic states
[00:53:56] And both states are not scandinavia and scandinavia
[00:54:00] So you just said scandinavia was synonymous with northern europe. It's often referred to as northern europe is sweden
[00:54:06] But not ireland sweden. Where's ireland then never said ireland was in fucking scandinavia
[00:54:12] You said northern europe and it's not if your options are northern or southern
[00:54:16] No one has ever referred to ireland as northern europe is part of northern north western european country
[00:54:24] That's not a thing they do. No, you're fucking mad you have to give a direction if somebody was saying that somebody said where in europe is
[00:54:32] Fuck in ireland you would say it's a north western european. Okay. If people say the midwest
[00:54:37] It's not actually in the middle west. That's just a term that people use. No, it's another here's another thing
[00:54:43] The middle west is actually in the middle east of america the northern and western europe region includes economies from northern europe
[00:54:51] That oh this iup y dot e geography ireland uh wiggapedia location north western europe
[00:55:02] Region of europe overlapping northern and western ireland is not part of northern
[00:55:06] western europe is australia france germany in netland and swisland
[00:55:10] And northern this one says denmark philan ireland, norway sweden and the uk that's bullshit
[00:55:15] That's what i the university of indiana
[00:55:20] Northern europe might be defined roughly to include some of the following areas british aisles
[00:55:24] fenoscandia the peninsula of jutland or jutland
[00:55:28] And the baltic plain that lies the east and the many islands that lie offshore from the mainland northern europe and the main
[00:55:34] uh european it's the baltics and in some cases no here we go
[00:55:38] Here's northern europe the wickapedia page. That's not ireland. That's island
[00:55:43] Northern europe stop just go to north europe wickapedia
[00:55:48] And all you have to do is scroll down to geography
[00:55:51] And it says the british aisles. It's not northern europe people don't call it that
[00:55:58] No one calls it that here's wickapedia including it. Okay. Well, let's leave it up to the fans to decide
[00:56:05] Because they are the smartest people i've ever met
[00:56:08] Historically when europe was dominated by the roman empire everything not near the mediterranean region was termed northern europe
[00:56:26] Okay, very solemnonic very solemnonic stuff. That's why i'm so
[00:56:30] I am so here's the thing the statement i said is that ireland is in northern europe he said that's wrong
[00:56:34] And then he said that northern europe is synonymous with scandinavia oftentimes
[00:56:38] Which has been proven to be outright incorrect
[00:56:42] So adam was in my head i would have actually assumed he was right until he until the proof
[00:56:46] He he adam was the only one that was explicitly completely wrong
[00:56:50] You're explicitly wrong by saying that ireland is northern europe no i've demonstrated
[00:56:55] That it is not inaccurate to describe i would say that it's not i wouldn't
[00:57:00] There's an argument to be made that it is
[00:57:03] But that it's not i wouldn't necessarily have said you could have said there is an argument
[00:57:07] You could have said you're not scandinavian which is what you meant
[00:57:11] Which includes you opened up the door for him to sneak his little way in and once again you're
[00:57:17] No, you're i would say you're wrong and now he gets into valhalla because of the
[00:57:20] Now i get the cave i would say you're not in the hammer you're not an horse right back right in the
[00:57:27] Right in there niggas a lot of norse is a religion anyone can be norse
[00:57:31] You're not norse you can just be decides the men or city right now i'm norse
[00:57:39] You're culturally appropriating it with your fear there's no set culturally a pro
[00:57:43] Cultural appropriation is the thing black people came up with so that's not true
[00:57:47] It's a thing for black sinino it's a thing that white people made up for black women
[00:58:04] Yeah, well i'll see you on the i'll see you in court caving my scall
[00:58:09] I'll see you in this court. I'm not going to valhalla didn't go to mount olympics
[00:58:12] Dude, fuck where am i going hell no jews don't have hell i know but you're going to gal halla
[00:58:20] So ladies bathroom gossip about the guys you're on dates. No i'm like we all have to go to the bathroom together
[00:58:27] Well, it's gonna be for eternity. Yeah, that's right i would be hanging out with chicks. Yeah, that's true
[00:58:31] Yeah talking about guys. We're not talking about guys. Just hanging out with them. No
[00:58:37] No, because it's it's cool to have female for you
[00:58:39] All my Vikings laughing while living in internal pain like we like like we want
[00:58:45] To have our organs ripped out of our bodies and set on fire
[00:58:49] I'm having ambrosia and getting my dick sucked by half staring woman half harpies type bitches
[00:58:58] Falcons with big s titties nice lip fat lips like jz
[00:59:03] As your opinions. Oh baby. We have a rich like, you know, pure pagan history
[00:59:08] Absolutely, adam has none of that. They only ever had one god
[00:59:12] They're like, oh, that's true. We're gonna save money. She's really had no fucking with what's wrong with that imagination
[00:59:17] What's wrong with monotheism? It fucking sucks. Yeah, it's not cool
[00:59:22] Your gods don't pretend like fuck bulls and cows our one god gets very jealous whenever we're not being nice
[00:59:29] There's a little bitch. Yeah, our god. I'm like zeus is out there getting pussy non-stop
[00:59:33] Our god is just smiting people for for being rude
[00:59:36] For being disrespectful. Yeah, and he's like killing people that are fucking and sucking in the towers of babble or whatever the fuck
[00:59:47] Yeah, and all those people were doing were fucking each other in the ass and that's that big a fucking deal and sucking each other's cocks
[00:59:53] No, that's kind of cool actually compared to what the fucking Jews were doing
[00:59:57] All their fucking boring rules not giving it was the it was in the Castro district, San Francisco
[01:00:02] Yeah, dude. It's not a way Gamora sounds fucking awesome. Yeah, she's like the bathroom at you know
[01:00:07] They were given head easy over there. You know, there was a human toilet guy who just had his mouth
[01:00:11] I'm not interested in that. I'm just saying there's lots of fun. Sounds like the bitches man the bitches
[01:00:18] That's right. Oh, yeah, thanks for reminding
[01:00:27] Mm-hmm. Hello. I called you homosexual. I heard some kind of green homosexual
[01:00:35] At the fuck at the boosted on that um, yeah, this guy ace was he was going to Greece and he was sucking guys off for practice
[01:00:43] I'm spending fucking $6,000 a year on airfare just to go to Greece to practice sucking guys off
[01:00:48] But that's how he's ace was crazy. You fuck
[01:00:53] I just like that you're calling me ace honestly the character
[01:00:56] The character's name is a the bitches man. Yeah, so it's not me and someone else
[01:01:02] But you're the bitches man and Joe Pesci's character is now Nikki from casino. Yeah and ace Ross in it. Yeah, I'm a thrusting
[01:01:10] I'm I'm I'm fucking the Bobby De Niro. I'm fucking cool dude. No, I'm one of the
[01:01:30] I'm fucking Bobby. I made thrusting. I have my own talk show on the strip. Okay. I got my game my gaming license revoked
[01:01:39] I'm taking on the government. Yeah, I'm married
[01:01:42] Well, I'm just dragging someone in the back and Adam's like come here see this you see this
[01:01:47] Let me show you something right now and he just pulls his pants down and sits on a side being
[01:01:50] Guys like please stop. He's like I'm coming right now
[01:01:54] You want to watch me fucking come you tell your French you did this in the wrong fucking place
[01:01:59] He's like, I'm sorry. Just I don't want to watch anymore
[01:02:02] I'm married to a woman who I give jewels and furs to even though she still in love with her pimp ex boy
[01:02:07] Come on, man. That hits a little too close to home. All right
[01:02:19] I forget how it would happen to casinos that James woods has tank tops
[01:02:23] Yeah, James woods is like the pimp boyfriend to Sharon Stone's character and oh, I thought doesn't Joe pechy fucker also
[01:02:30] She gets head from her. No, they start fucking violent way. They start fucking regularly and she's fucking him so that he'll kill ace
[01:02:36] Yeah, and then she shows up and she's like ginger is a fucking evil character. Yeah, she's great
[01:02:44] She's you know, she's like, um, can you just kill him? He's like you think I'm gonna kill this fucker for some dumb whore
[01:02:55] That's awesome. Damn. I gotta rewatch casino. It's it's better than good fellows. Whoa
[01:03:00] It could be the best I rewatch both of them recently and casino is by far
[01:03:04] You know, I think it is better. It's weird because I remember when I was in my late teens
[01:03:08] I had a copy casino and he didn't have good fellows and I rewatch casino all the time and I was always like man
[01:03:12] I should get good fellows because it's better
[01:03:14] Right, but I never did and then I didn't watch good fellows again until recently and it's like it's not
[01:03:20] It's fine. It's not good. It's rocks, but I would say when was the last time you seen good fellows
[01:03:26] Uh two years ago really. Yeah, I was like bored by it. Oh
[01:03:30] I'm not the beginning that once after the time jump they lose me a little bit
[01:03:35] I'm telling you I was bored by but maybe it's because I saw a good fellows a billion times
[01:03:39] Yeah, it was like fucking but I mean I've seen casino a lot too. It holds up and casinos. Just yeah, they both hold up. It's so good
[01:03:47] Like like you hold my nuts up in your mouth. I've never done that sometimes
[01:03:52] That's landers. You've done it. You've done what happened on that. Um, yeah
[01:03:59] Yeah, actually you have you're still not on night mode on your phone. No, that's my respect on that honestly
[01:04:06] I'm an old old school type of guy. I'm on night mode
[01:04:09] But it's all just like an old English and all the user fees. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, there's a lot of like Roman
[01:04:14] Heroldry. Yeah, dude. I want to I wish I could go back in time and listen to old motherfucker from like before
[01:04:21] English was a language talking to each other
[01:04:24] Mumble fade fit to be like that. They prefer get the food the fuck out there. Oh
[01:04:31] Because nobody had teeth. That's true. Mm. Mm. God everybody must have smelled horrible too. Yeah
[01:04:46] Damn, that's what people got married because it was so disgusting