Cum Town | Regular | 03/12/2020
[00:00:11] California King would it be comfortable for us all napping there? I might get I might get a king bed
[00:00:15] Dude, I've never had always that a servant and I you know you have a fool right now. Yeah
[00:00:23] I'm full right now, but I'm I want to figure out a situation where I get a cool that bedrooms huge huge
[00:00:29] And it's like maybe maybe it's the time of my life
[00:00:37] Took a year off from blowing money on dumb shit. Mm-hmm and we're back and we're back when I said I took a year off
[00:00:44] I mean I did not yeah, you took maybe two weeks couple weeks
[00:00:49] And two weeks right around the street guard though. Mm-hmm
[00:00:52] No, it's very hard not to buy dumb shit. It's this the whole point of our life
[00:00:57] There's maybe you want something you get it as soon as the patreon went over like two thousand dollars
[00:01:02] I was like I'm gonna keep working on the truck. I'm not gonna touch any of this money
[00:01:09] And then the first time I got like seamless I mean something now that I don't even consider it's not even though
[00:01:14] I don't know right like like fucking toilet paper that has words on the label. Yeah, I
[00:01:22] Did it was like when you get the comfy shit. Yeah, you can't go most expensive one at a store
[00:01:29] The first time you purchase that toilet paper within three months. You're like yeah, right. I'm gonna buy silverware at Target
[00:01:47] Dude I just watched and the movie you guys did not like but I watched King of or gangs of New York again
[00:01:53] Mm-hmm, and I want to live the way of the fucking the shimmer horns live dude the Irish know the uptown rich people
[00:02:00] Skirmer horns yeah the way the the isn't a train named after them. Yeah the station. Yeah
[00:02:06] Yeah, I want to do they had some fun. I don't even remember that part of the movie
[00:02:14] They just go there for a second stop was watching the Nick and he just
[00:02:19] I watch gangs of New York because Bill the wizard gangs in New York and it's just homelone too
[00:02:28] No, I like history the turtle dove old man. I like this must be the bad guy
[00:02:33] Yeah, and I understand this must be the sperm. Oh, this must be a name. I've heard was that movie historically
[00:02:39] I think it was was Bill the butcher a guy. Yeah, that's what's cool about it. You're learning history
[00:02:45] Yeah, it's all they just took names and then fucking move them all around. Oh really yeah
[00:02:50] Well, it's still cool. Bill the butcher wasn't actually Daniel Day Lewis. Are you fucking serious? Yeah?
[00:02:55] It was a different guy named Bill the butcher
[00:02:58] Yeah, Daniel Day Lewis is an actor those
[00:03:03] Well, that's interesting look how quickly the cat run ran over to be pet by me as soon as it's on
[00:03:08] I've had it her a couple as soon as it's on opportunity
[00:03:10] To be pet by the master right at won't happen
[00:03:14] I'm sure you don't understand the power. I have over this beast. Hey, catty boy
[00:03:20] No, don't you've discovered the secret is calling her catty boy
[00:03:30] Hey, bye are you speaking Greek ever a mory Ella Marie putana
[00:03:35] So how do we talk to cats and I'm already in Michigan share equal social status? Did you hear with women with the homosexual?
[00:03:44] The red boys those guys know those guys have earned a place to get a mouth
[00:03:49] They just put the ropes in their ass down by the dog and then pull up their hips pull up the fairy boats
[00:03:56] Knots and they're calling by moving their hips around the tug boys on their hips
[00:04:05] No, no, that means that she's warming up to me out. Yeah, she rubs her side against that's what Adam does
[00:04:13] Rubbing his nose against a 20 year old woman because if you ever heard of Wong Kar Y
[00:04:21] It's a Chinese filmmaker that's on criteria. That's pretty cool Adam. Definitely. I'm not answering that question because then Nick would be like you can't resist
[00:04:37] We just steps ahead that's what it's a chest. He's still trying to show people that he knows something. I don't know
[00:04:43] The way you get it the way you would get him. Okay. Tell me. Yeah, well, I don't even trust this advice
[00:04:51] Continue I think you should trust it's too late. There's already too much there's too much pulled out of the lake
[00:04:56] Well, not that I wanted the advice but think on the long car why but you get him by you have to
[00:05:01] just get some in piece of information wrong and
[00:05:04] Mmm and let it slide. You let it slide. You can't let him think that you're doing it on purpose
[00:05:10] Yeah, cuz then and that point he wouldn't be able to yes, you'd have no choice
[00:05:16] If I said he was a Korean filmmaker, right that made a couple movies it Adam
[00:05:30] Mm-hmm jewel against the phone case. Yeah, am I wrong though?
[00:05:35] Adam I'm wrong. What's that I was listening. Oh, it's my new strategy. No, that would have gotten you listening even worse. Yeah
[00:05:54] What are what's one carways cinema like the four loco express
[00:06:04] I guess we would be the chimichanga express
[00:06:16] I was a flexing got him ladies and gentlemen we got him with a Sean
[00:06:25] Now we're doing that meme what they use that song
[00:06:33] Remember that 4th of July we had a couple years ago where you thought like 10 people were gonna come to your apartment
[00:06:37] And then we had to eat like oh, yeah, me you and Peter booth just eating fucking
[00:06:41] Moot wasn't there for the first half. We just ended up great by the way going to move the apartment to take pictures of your penis on the roof
[00:06:50] Prior to that it was just me and you eating
[00:06:56] Like 40 sausages and I had a little less grill a little grill out on the patio that barely held anything
[00:07:03] Firescope no, it's a patio. Oh, you're fire
[00:07:05] Girls that's who you had to smoke just what it's like rich with their feet perched up. Yeah, like I just had this
[00:07:14] I'm going out there. I'm going out the bar K to get raped
[00:07:24] Rapes going to Kellogg diner to share black and white cooking
[00:07:36] That's what's going on in fire escape take the L train out to rape central
[00:07:41] My favorite place in the world and you would think that they wouldn't go there because the name
[00:07:46] It's pretty dumb of the girl where it's 80 pounds and is covered in bed bug bites
[00:07:53] God damn bed bugs are really her legs look like stops arms
[00:07:58] Beautiful no beautiful lustrous whatever the cigarette burns. I have a couple or bug bites
[00:08:04] They got infected while I was in Greece and
[00:08:07] You know it was a book but the thing is that's part of my beauty our imperfections are where make us beautiful Nick
[00:08:14] And that's what you see don't seem to understand. That's what the Greeks understood classical beauty and that's true
[00:08:20] They jacked through the little your people would actually completely disagree with oh wow
[00:08:25] He's your own the ancients wood, but look at beautiful Greek civilization right now. Yeah, it's not that doesn't exist
[00:08:32] Look, it's come on. It's course it exists. You get a coffee and you chill with your boys for like five hours
[00:08:41] Who's there you know you're an old man trying to get your dicks up by your nurse hello nurse?
[00:08:47] Yeah, you say stuff like that, but in Greek
[00:08:50] You you know you shoot you throw rocks it
[00:08:53] It's funny to start saying that to women just going around wearing a propeller beanie. Yeah, you're like hello nurse
[00:09:00] That's like a 1940s poo look kind of and they stopped then they give you they put a camera in your face to do a stop harassment
[00:09:12] Yeah, they're like what's the house on you're like I have Wuhan
[00:09:17] Really mad if you call it we I've gotten rid of gone retarded from Wuhan from the unchecked Wuhan virus
[00:09:24] Half made my chromosomes more it's COVID-19
[00:09:31] What's the cool guy opinion this week that it's not a big deal at all or that it's a very big deal
[00:09:36] I think people are sorry to think it's a big deal. Yeah, so that's the new cool guy take on coronavirus
[00:09:41] I'm still not scared and I maybe I should be but I don't care. Yeah, who gives a shit, right?
[00:09:46] I'm trying to get it like here anything else. Yeah, just yeah, I was telling you here's the perfect thing
[00:09:52] We get it in Australia. Yeah, cancel all the shows, but we're hanging out on
[00:09:57] His Vegas Vegas. Yeah, we're hanging out. We get quarantined that hotel
[00:10:02] Kick everybody else out that hotel rock we use the pool. We don't else can use it because we're sick. We get a heroin
[00:10:09] No, I don't want to do heroin. I want to I want to have like what do we have like a burger over there?
[00:10:15] Chinese food no the food in brie's Vegas was dog shit. I had a nice burger
[00:10:21] I went to I went to burger was good across the street. That wasn't shockingly good
[00:10:25] But it was a pretty good yeah, you know what I think I would that was the last place we went
[00:10:29] That was where we were there. Yeah, that was okay, but fuck and I went up the street awful
[00:10:34] I'll say this when we have Chinese. I had lunch. I had lunch
[00:10:36] We had really good feet twice in Brisbane the entire time was there's the two restaurants out of that 50% failure rate
[00:10:43] So I will say as an entire city the food is
[00:10:47] For after two lunches. Yeah, no we went and got lunch at someplace that had like sliders or something
[00:10:53] It was like this it was fucking like revolting
[00:10:56] The extent that I couldn't even have more than like one bite
[00:10:59] Because you go places in the food socks. It was really good in finished in Melbourne
[00:11:03] Of course, yeah, and we will be there at what when is it in April April come town dot events
[00:11:14] Supplecent memory what shit the tour. Oh, yeah, all the touring coming up
[00:11:20] And then it's you don't want to do it. You just wanted to be a memory. Yeah, I'm the opposite
[00:11:25] I like doing it and I hate when it's I don't like thinking about it when it's over really yeah
[00:11:30] I love being on the road although I had a bunch of fun this last go around
[00:11:34] I guess I enjoy thinking about it, but I miss it
[00:11:37] Oh, I'll be in fucking London and Dublin come see me then motherfuckers
[00:11:42] I'm at the fucking sugar club in Dublin, London
[00:11:57] London I'm gonna get them dude. I'm gonna crank them with the London
[00:12:29] This is for fucking Princess Diana and then I shit all over the old fucking handpows
[00:12:41] They did it and the drivers like the smell miss
[00:12:56] And it was at that moment the Queen Elizabeth put her sniper rifle away
[00:13:00] Yeah, she realized the Blonden the Blonden was gonna do her in and she didn't even have to get her hands dirty
[00:13:06] She was laying she was laying down fucking pink dress with the fucking sniper rifle
[00:13:13] Aim did fucking Muhammad whatever the guy's name was Dodie all fire Dodie al-Fayed Wow. I wonder I'll just
[00:13:22] That one was beautiful because you could argue that the Chinese filmmaker we were talking about that was too much to
[00:13:30] To get a get Adam cleanly, but that was clean. Well, you said you're saying a guy's name was clean
[00:13:36] Yeah, what did Nick say you get something wrong his name is and you have to believe it and who are you gonna believe more?
[00:13:41] Me who constantly gets things wrong and doesn't give a fuck me or Nick
[00:13:47] Yeah, exactly Nick trickster and I'm Thor Nick is the strong. He gets pussy. No, you're no
[00:13:54] I'm Thor the eternal prankster you're drinking you into raping she loves you do it
[00:14:08] This is me in a bunch of fairies dancing around the court
[00:14:32] March 31st through the 4th. I'm at the Soho theater doing doublings all over them doing Blondin's motherfucker. Yeah, I think it's right now
[00:14:41] Please I will be there. I don't think you know, whatever. I'm not I'm gonna
[00:14:46] I got a really cheap flight through Italy. It's gonna be awesome. Oh, I'm kidding. I'm doing
[00:14:53] Yeah, there's all these fucking deals. Yeah, dude. I'm gonna finally see Vatican City. Oh, dude
[00:14:59] Actually, you should go to Israel. Yeah, yeah
[00:15:02] To see Israel. Have you been oh, yeah birthright. Yeah, how many times have you been I'm planning a trip work
[00:15:09] I'm going to China. I'm doing that chive that's back on that. I'm not scared of the virus
[00:15:13] Yeah, and then I'm gonna go see Israel. Yeah, I feel like it's timely finally time to squash the beef
[00:15:19] Yeah between you and the country is real. So I'm going on a hand hand shaking and face kissing toward China
[00:15:28] And then I'm visiting Israel. Yep. Yeah to to do a
[00:15:40] That's a man of factories. Yeah full of Chinese people
[00:15:48] Yeah, I would have it'd be funny to just set up the paperwork. Oh my god
[00:15:52] To start a Chinese birthright for company now
[00:15:58] Israel's like why are you what does the reason for doing these?
[00:16:04] Like I just think Chinese people shouldn't be
[00:16:06] Jews they should see the Western world the Chinese Jews. Yeah, you never think about them the Chinese diaspora
[00:16:14] You know, oh, yeah, they're just they're not they're squinting from their allergies
[00:16:19] Oh, so they're actually they're so Jewish that they're squinting so hard. They became Chinese
[00:16:25] That's that's there's a lurgic to the other Chinese people who are ethnically cats
[00:16:30] Interesting. Okay. Yeah interesting. Yeah, that's a good plan
[00:16:33] My favorite part of my culture is our food
[00:16:41] That's what we do. We do it our own food. Yeah on Christmas. Yes, which is yep, which is Chinese
[00:16:51] Jews did go off with that one. That's a great Christmas. Thank you, star, bro. I love that Christmas Chinese in a movie. Come on
[00:17:00] Opening presence and having the love of Jesus in your heart
[00:17:04] Not being with your family. No, fuck my family. Fuck Jesus and hugging your family and knowing that one day Jesus will return and we will walk with him
[00:17:16] Dude, so fucking some fucking freaks are gonna isolate that and what you just said and just play it over and over themselves
[00:17:22] What on Christmas? No, just be like yeah, Nick is Nick's religious like me
[00:17:26] He believes in God like I do. I think those people are done
[00:17:36] No, the people who think I agree with them. Oh
[00:17:41] Yeah, I think you're a free agent at this point. Yeah, they've settled down. Yeah, you're leon the professional. Oh really you're hard gone
[00:17:48] I think you're gonna fuck a child like leon in the unedited cut of that's why I brought it up
[00:17:52] I was thinking about something though. I did see a video where a guy confronts his pet petaphile his
[00:17:57] Childhood molester damn, but the petaphile is a black dude
[00:18:02] Which is so weird because you know, that's a rarity. You know, that's like a that's like a holographic
[00:18:07] A shiny and so far most high profile pedophiles. I mean on tape. You know what I mean? Yeah, you know
[00:18:13] You weren't seeing those guys on to catch a predator sure. Yeah, the industry even got them out
[00:18:18] But anyway before diversity they're like we need some women pedophiles
[00:18:28] Or you watch the video and then it's like, you know, he's a pedophile, but as a black guy
[00:18:32] He's still way cooler than all of them. Then the guy
[00:18:35] You know, it's like you molested me man or whatever and he's like, no come on
[00:18:45] Chill with all that now. We got as nasty
[00:18:49] Damn who was the guy who was the guy confronting him? Yeah, brain while I'm on a plane. Someone's like I think you're in your
[00:19:01] I think you're in my seat and you're playing that video about a pedophile without head I'm watching a video
[00:19:05] Sorry, was it a white guy that got molested? No, it's another another gentleman of
[00:19:25] If catch my dream, I do yeah, I caught it. Who's an african-american? You know what I mean. Yeah
[00:19:30] So what in a situation where you confront your molester? Mm-hmm really shouldn't you just beat if you can't beat the fuck out of them
[00:19:38] Why even bother? I don't know maybe it retlates your agency in a viral video. Oh, yeah, you put it on a video
[00:19:44] I mean, yeah, let's get the video out of here
[00:19:46] If you if you had gotten molested well the guy's threatening him and he's like, you know, I'm gonna see you later or something
[00:19:51] So I'm sure he would who the molester now the victim. Oh, okay. The special victim
[00:19:56] I think you should get I think you should get their call. Yes. They are that's
[00:20:00] That's right. We're wow. What if a return guy gets raped when a woman says they're extra special
[00:20:06] Oh, I was sexually assaulted. I say I didn't realize you're a special victim
[00:20:11] And they're like why are you saying it's supposed to make you feel better? Why are you smiling at the end of that sense?
[00:20:17] Like I'm thinking about something about as is who you see every now
[00:20:21] Order it was another something from earlier than somebody said. I'm sorry that I thought of it right when you mentioned your assault
[00:20:35] From I was remembering something funny from sesame cookie mom's rate a bunch of cookies
[00:20:38] Yeah, a bunch of cookies someone told him not to and he's like, oh, no problem. Anyways, that's why I'm smiling
[00:20:44] I just remembered a classic sketch from sesame. Oh some sketch comedy. Yeah
[00:20:52] And we were in a golden era. I'm sorry. There's room was good
[00:20:56] Yeah, I was laughing at when you mentioned your assault because I was remembering the show whose line is it anyways
[00:21:02] Call him. I remember call mocker pretending to be gay. Yeah, I remember Wayne Brady pretending a big piece of foam was
[00:21:09] Uh the thing it was shaped like yeah, wow, it's a giant magnet
[00:21:14] Oh giant a giant like a sea shaped piece of foam is a telephone. Wow
[00:21:24] Yeah, yeah, I was thinking about Colin mockery having
[00:21:28] The other guy's arms behind in front of him with his arms
[00:21:32] Someone from the audience. Yeah, that was always a really funny one. It got kind of uh, I don't think you could do that one in a post
[00:21:39] Me too world. Can you think of someone's cock is way too close to your ass? I don't think I just I wouldn't feel comfortable
[00:21:45] Being a woman's arms this day. You wouldn't want to feel her tits on your back
[00:21:50] See in my case. I would love that. I think they do it the other
[00:21:53] The the audience would be the arms or the
[00:21:56] The audience the audience is definitely the arms. Oh, okay. Well in that case. I'd let it
[00:22:00] Well, you feel some fucking tits on your shoulder blades ain't nothing wrong with that
[00:22:05] One of my favorite situations in fact and they replaced they but like Greg perps house that for a while
[00:22:10] He was one of the he's one of the guys. Somebody weird hosting his true carie. I'm carie hosted initially
[00:22:16] No, but it was like a black lady who wasn't even like
[00:22:23] Who's that the chief from uh, we're in the world is Carmen San Diego
[00:22:27] Yeah, it was a black woman detectives your sketch prompt is this
[00:22:35] That's a crazy pull what lisa the black
[00:22:39] Cop from where in the world is Carmen San Diego. Well, it's tv show hosts a black woman
[00:22:43] That's either her or Oprah. There's the only two that are there. No, it's it was I I want to say I should Tyler Taylor
[00:22:55] Yeah, she was also on friends when people bitch at the time. She fucked wrong without a black
[00:23:00] Women that hosts tv shows. I'm like excuse me. What about Liz think Ben?
[00:23:10] Who's lying aisha Taylor who's lying up
[00:23:14] Yes, she uh hosted it, which is weird. Did she do improv? I don't know she was a comedian
[00:23:22] Tyler is an American actress comedian. It's all right. It's Lynn thick pen Lynn
[00:23:33] I don't know. Oh aisha Tyler also was the voice of lana in archer
[00:23:42] That's a hot cartoon. I think we can all agree on that. I never watched them. Come on
[00:23:47] Honestly a lot of the cartoons and um archer were fuckable. Mm-hmm. They made him pretty fucking hot
[00:23:56] Even the lady the BBW they drew her with very round tits, which is nice. Mm-hmm
[00:24:02] There you go. Yeah, tribute to Lynn thick pen here. Okay
[00:24:14] Starting it's I think it's just images. Oh
[00:24:30] What the hell is it dude youtube is so weird
[00:24:34] I told you I was like I found there was like a tribute video to zutonia award winner
[00:24:38] Um best featured actress in a play an American donor. Yeah, very good
[00:24:45] Very good. I like the subcategory of uh tribute videos on youtube like slide shows that people made on iMovie
[00:24:53] I remember someone made one for uh robin williams after he killed himself set to
[00:25:10] Ten types of what she received at Tony nominee
[00:25:13] Lynn great job on the show tonight. I was wondering if you wanted to come to my hotel room. I can show you uh
[00:25:22] Uh, it doesn't matter just come up to my hotel room. I wanted to introduce you to the sabian machine
[00:25:35] Your charlie rose play has some incredibly red balls. Yeah, yeah
[00:25:42] These days starring in the revival of apple fugue arts play boosman and yay
[00:25:47] You have to do the charlie rose smile while he's like introducing you rose always cuts to them and then they're always like
[00:25:56] They're doing a pretty good face. Yeah, it's perfect on
[00:25:59] Unfortunately, everyone has to make that face on charlie rose while he fucking meanders through your credit slightly not
[00:26:10] He didn't grin on your face. Well, Charlie rose
[00:26:13] Smug was like yeah, author of the the pamphlet how not to get aids in san francisco and
[00:26:22] Uh, the sexual prowess of my guests tonight needs no introduction as he has
[00:26:30] You're too kind to think thank you charlie. Yeah, I have molested you're watching charlie hoes
[00:26:40] And the premise of this show is I pulled my penis out on the show. Oh hoses in
[00:26:49] Yeah, good evening. Uh, i'm charlie hoes and my guest tonight is any woman
[00:27:00] Whoever wants to come up from the audience is there any woman here is there anyone who would like to be sexually
[00:27:10] In this black room that looks like infinity it looks like we're in space right now
[00:27:21] Author of the book pig comedians and how stop don't bite me. No, i'm riffing. Well the cats matter you're
[00:27:36] David's girl idiot and shitty joke the Steven piece of shit. Okay. I'm just kidding
[00:27:46] I don't know. I was doing a bit that I don't know he was on the ona sub-resit. Oh, yeah charlie hoes definitely
[00:27:53] Charlie hoes is a big patricio nail fan. Yeah, yeah
[00:27:56] I mean I actually don't really care about two of them, but the two of them together on that interview
[00:28:03] And then also two weeks later he got me to
[00:28:07] Is uh, I mean I guess it's probably like a year later, but do you remember that?
[00:28:11] No, I just remember the clip of her talking about curd on the show. Yeah, she went on charlie rosin through curd under the bus
[00:28:16] Oh, fuck really? Yeah, because she had like a book. She had like a fucking book coming out that week
[00:28:21] So she's like, you know curd I care about first of all what the fuck are you doing discussing curd matt's girl on charlie ros
[00:28:28] Like it's not just some facebook drama between
[00:28:31] I mean literally open mikers in curd, but anyways, yeah, oh, yeah, I forgot why that was going on
[00:28:36] Yeah, it was because curd air in yeah, because curd later, you know, I know posted something about how you that you should call the police instead of going
[00:28:45] But his facebook was popping for why did he pop off on facebook so much because he's a professional comedian and he comments on things
[00:28:55] One of the better comedians if not like top five in New York, especially the time at the time
[00:29:00] Yeah, one of the best comedian. I mean I
[00:29:03] Why not who the fuck cares? It was his platform. Yeah, he liked saying. I mean you say shit
[00:29:09] You could write longer stuff on there. You say anything on Tim Tim used to be a facebook guy. Yeah
[00:29:16] But he'll it on Facebook and the problem isn't the fucking the platform. I mean, yeah, who cares where he said it
[00:29:23] I guess the I mean sometimes I think the platform
[00:29:25] Because he's better than Facebook is what I was saying. I think is that he was winning Emmys like writing
[00:29:31] What I'm saying why are you on Facebook right?
[00:29:33] Shut up and not say something if it like no, I mean Facebook is get yeah, I'm saying shut up
[00:29:43] Anyways, very funny that charlie rose was uh me too shortly
[00:29:48] Literally fucking sexually assaulting people and Amy Schumer as well. Is anything else bad?
[00:29:53] You want to say about what's his name again? Let me check his name again. Yeah, sorry
[00:29:58] Right before I go to do some raping. I unlocked my phone with my cock
[00:30:04] Do you think they have do you think they have the technology where you can aim your penis?
[00:30:08] Yeah, like a dick print technology like fingerprint technology or the front of your cock. Do you think dick heads are as different?
[00:30:16] Well, it depends what kind of apparatus you got. Do you think a dick print would be as different as a thumbprint?
[00:30:20] Yeah, I think a thumbprint is probably more unique. Do you have how many ridges do you have on your penis?
[00:30:25] What do you mean one with the helmet? Do you think you have any ridges on your on the on the top of your cock?
[00:30:31] What are you talking about like a cling on's head?
[00:30:35] No, like if you press your cock would it just look like you pressed your arm. What do you mean? I have no idea where you're saying
[00:30:46] If you ink your dick head and press it down, I think it's I got a smooth helmet, buddy
[00:30:53] My thumb showed too. I'm just saying my thumb my thumb my thumb is uh, yeah, I guess you're right
[00:30:59] I got a lot of circles. I guess a figure does have a lot more circles. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think
[00:31:11] We've talked about the asshole before right like you could with the asshole
[00:31:18] There are no two assholes that are the same
[00:31:20] It was committing crimes with their assholes. Yeah, so say speak for yourself pal
[00:31:26] Yeah, my guests and I just docked a wand latrobe inventor the asshole and dedication system
[00:31:31] Used by the fbi frequent consultant on the show lawn order
[00:31:39] Thank you for joining us. It's a pleasure to be here charlie
[00:31:43] Tell us what excites you the most about looking at assholes through magnifying glass
[00:31:47] It's an activity most of us would find disgusting
[00:31:51] I just love science. Well, you I fucking love science. You say yeah, you say charlie
[00:31:56] It all started when I subscribe to the facebook group on fucking love science
[00:32:00] And also it has a lot to do with the fact that i'm gay
[00:32:04] And I would like to look at and that's kind of it. That's kind of my origin story from the whole thing
[00:32:09] That's my superhero or just kind of my superhero story
[00:32:12] I guess tonight is astrophysicist and black genius neil degrasse Tyson and genius black division. Yeah, no
[00:32:43] During the charlie rose yet just like a hello kitty bandaid on his mustache over the whole thing
[00:32:49] Is I over the whole thing because he got me tutored or something and so we haven't heard from him in a while
[00:32:55] Charlie's and charlie's like it's good to see you again. You seem to be in hot spirits
[00:33:00] You know you seem to be doing well. Yeah, he's got a hello pussy eating injury. Yeah
[00:33:12] Didn't wasn't charlie rose gonna do a show where it's like he interviews people that got me tutored or something
[00:33:19] Um, no, I think that's a joke you heard someone do at a comedy show like the me too zone
[00:33:23] I if there is no chance. I was not just somebody's premise at a show
[00:33:29] That you are ignoring their set and then your brain your stupid brain
[00:33:33] Convinced you that it was real. It was used. Yeah, I don't know. It sounds like something like a link
[00:33:43] The what's his name thing? No, that's the shit that told me larenne was on
[00:33:49] You've been joining us now to talk about a play that is not only about apartheid, but it's also about relationship
[00:33:54] Me and women and we want to explore that welcome. Oh, yeah charlie dev he was
[00:33:59] I'm telling you why it is, you know three characters
[00:34:07] He's so shitty asking questions. So you're in a play. So tell me about it
[00:34:12] Now what explain to us what a character is and do plays have directors
[00:34:19] Is it like a movie? What's the difference between a play and a movie list they've panned five seconds
[00:34:28] So tell tell us about the play and it's got characters
[00:34:32] Yeah, and that show is on for 400 years. He's so shitty at interviews
[00:34:38] We should fuck his ass up. Does he live in New York?
[00:34:44] This should just give his show to me. That'll be cool. The guy that's done everything but rape
[00:34:49] You know what I mean? Yeah, all the other crimes. Yeah, it's low key
[00:35:00] Yet there is something elemental about the relationships tell me what attracted you to it and what it says to us
[00:35:06] Basically the truth is even though it follows through their head base it by the iraq
[00:35:14] Jaina says yayna is an embodiment of all existential dilemma. Who am I where am I how did I get here?
[00:35:20] Where'd I go from here? What is my life about those questions as boosman describes him who what wind where why?
[00:35:27] All your stupid bloody questions. Yeah. Yeah, boosman doesn't want to ask those questions
[00:35:34] Also too like this look at the size of this table that he uses this is like a dinner table for a family of 18
[00:35:46] In that blast should we become friends with charlie rose no post me to charlie rose just try and teach him about the world
[00:35:57] I mean, yeah, that's him if he's we literally should fuck anyone recently wait, so what do you do he raped or he was dangling his nuts out of
[00:36:05] Female subordinates to come over to his crib and ask them if they wanted to go swimming just imagine
[00:36:10] This is what the world was before rogan. Yeah, you'd have to watch charlie rose. Yeah, it's true
[00:36:15] To think to listen to an hour of like, you know the guy who came up with the Oscar Meyer wiener mobile
[00:36:24] Because it's we don't want to admit that we do one things like that. Yes, you know clearly we do of course
[00:36:30] I will I would watch that I would watch it right now. I'd be like, I'm very good to have you here mr
[00:36:42] But no more chon no more chonke rose. Oh speaking of important figures of history
[00:36:48] And what they think of joe biden actually it brings me no pleasure to report
[00:36:56] Whatever the fuck is last name the fact I the
[00:37:03] He gave like a speech when biden came to visit his his college. Oh my god
[00:37:07] So that hurts man. Maybe he just likes the name corn pop
[00:37:14] Corn pops pops. Yeah, they're not good, but they're like they're good. They're good. They're good. They're a very good dry
[00:37:21] They are good dry. That's a great point them right out of the box. They're they're a top
[00:37:26] No matter the box cereal with milk. It doesn't make any sense
[00:37:29] No, because they're are they come they they sort of yeah, they sort of like become
[00:37:36] saturated with liquid when they're fucking in straight out the box crumbs get your hand all sticky
[00:37:42] Well, they have that weird layer of like syrup over top. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
[00:37:47] They're they're a fucking strange cereal man. They are for psychopaths really do they still make corn nuts
[00:38:07] Kind of put corn nuts in the cereal bowl. Come we talking about cereal over here. This boy come in saying I remember corn nuts saying I got my
[00:38:27] Uh-huh now he said is that little baby nuts talking about corn nuts
[00:38:31] I said corn nuts, but he do got he do be having baby. Do we have a baby nuts though?
[00:38:37] Just another day of Adam at the barbershop
[00:38:40] Okay, Clarence. Okay, Clarence. That's enough power. No, he's a Chinese filmmaker
[00:38:49] This man watching Chinese movies he be watching Chinese movie
[00:38:53] I was I got I actually got one for you guys
[00:38:59] This week when I was in a car what you think it is Hanukkah and
[00:39:03] My friend it was nice of my friend and his girlfriend in the front seat and uh, this I
[00:39:10] Sensibly a homeless guy came up to his girlfriend. He's like I just want to tell you you're a beautiful woman
[00:39:16] And you sir you're a very handsome man and I ain't getting her nothing
[00:39:19] But you're very handsome and she very beautiful and then uh, and then he said uh, what about my friend in the back
[00:39:28] And the homeless guy looked at me he goes oh he gave
[00:39:33] And then no off and the dude on the corner just he just shouted at the car he goes welcome to new york
[00:39:42] That's awesome. Dude. That almost did crushed it. It did really hurt my feelings
[00:39:46] But you know, I'm used to these kind of things happening on the street
[00:39:50] That's so far. Oh, he gave oh he looked like he gave
[00:39:57] Your girlfriend's hot your hot. I like to think about you guys fucking uh your friend. He's a fucking homo
[00:40:07] Y'all should let him out the car right now
[00:40:09] I heard my feelings, but um and then he said welcome to new york. That's incredible. Yeah, that's just a little bit of the flavor
[00:40:21] You got a flavor in new york flavor in new york the flavor flavor flavor of new york
[00:40:26] You know we weren't dress shoes. Are you doing that again?
[00:40:52] I've already had sex with every woman. I'm tired of having sex with women. I've fucked too many women
[00:40:58] So now i'm blowing out. I'm blowing the bock out now. I've I'm glad we drew a
[00:41:26] And I go to the clinic and I ask them who's got the lowest testosterone
[00:41:31] And I fuck him in the arms. I wanted to uh, James Bond has become very special to me
[00:41:44] Where's baby nuts? Oh, yeah, baby. No, James bomb me. Look at me
[00:41:50] Yeah, yeah, by the way, James bombs in here
[00:41:55] He said James is here picks up his purse runs away
[00:42:10] Good to see you Clarence. Yes, where's baby nuts? I hope you boys are having a having one
[00:42:21] Hopefully your nephew mark has finally got his shit together
[00:42:30] How's mark is stealing is she's still on his bullshit
[00:42:37] Anyway, let me go get this not all for our quick. I've got to blow out that faggy
[00:42:50] Is James Bond his friends with black guys that make fun of you
[00:42:57] Let's not get let's not fucking lose the trees for the fucking forest or whatever
[00:43:01] Well, that's an important thing as you notice my new shoes and I appreciate it. Yeah
[00:43:09] Boy sucking a man's name. It just he's walking out. He's like
[00:43:31] There's a mid-james bundle. They have to have a ball there has to be a bollywood James. Oh, it's gonna be the first movie they made
[00:43:36] Yeah, that's how they that's how my first one
[00:43:42] Can you imagine a more James Bond like a culture that appreciates James Bond?
[00:43:51] The only thing that's missing is James Bond would need a best friend that he holds hands with
[00:43:57] It would have to be like a double 0 8 that just like they kiss each other on the cheek
[00:44:03] We're one of them is like sandal falls off while they're walking and the other one kisses the soul and puts it back
[00:44:10] On the other one's foot and then it cuts to slow motion. Yeah, they love slow motion tiktoks while they both look at the camera
[00:44:16] Yeah, and my hair wind blows their hair back
[00:44:35] Yeah, you think our levels are bad listen to any of the indian tiktoks
[00:44:39] Yeah, but I know you got your mom and I'm going now
[00:44:53] I like that genre where it's like girls singing. I went to the
[00:44:58] I went to the Statue of Liberty this weekend. Oh, yeah, there were a ton of uh to try and fit it on your ass
[00:45:06] Yeah, and there's a ton of uh indian guys taking fit pics
[00:45:13] Statue and just trying to fuck the statue
[00:45:16] It's just do they have it. Did she have it pussy? I can see just trying to look up the skirt
[00:45:20] Up the toga. Yeah, he's just raising his hand during the tour when you're inside. He's like does these sconters having sex
[00:45:33] Yes, and then you just see the wet spot appear on his pants. He's like yes
[00:45:43] So I love that it's that much jizz that it makes a whole wet spot
[00:45:53] Yes, he's never jizzed the bill that he's never busted once
[00:46:00] Rambo rambo first bust the the great thing is just to see like a squad of like 10 and 12 deep
[00:46:08] And everyone's just taking turns the same exact pose the same exact position. Yep
[00:46:14] Just got everyone as boy their boys are all hyping each other up. Of course. It seems actually kind of not bad. That's community
[00:46:26] Yeah, it is pretty sick. Yeah, that's my that's my review of the statue of liberty
[00:46:32] The smash of liberty the smash math. He's smash math math. The smash mouth you have liberty. Yep. No, yeah
[00:46:39] Yeah, and on the tablet it says somebody once told me some buddy once showed me their cock and then I sucked it
[00:46:51] I wasn't doing the other day with smash mouth. It was uh, I haven't done it before but you know
[00:47:12] Oh, I had one that's not really a song. It's but instead of the mandalorian. It's uh the gay sex Dorian
[00:47:21] That has gay sex. Is he where the helmet?
[00:47:27] I guess I was thinking it's just like a regular black guy named Dorian
[00:47:31] All right, the gay sex Dorian checks out. I go maybe he adopts a baby yoda or something
[00:47:37] Yeah, and he sees it and he sucks guys off to keep it safe
[00:47:42] I didn't really run the whole numbers on it, but I think there's something there. Yeah, I think about the
[00:48:16] Say chocolate burrito and I'm fucking so
[00:48:26] Yeah, it's so sleepy. It's like a little sleepy baby
[00:48:33] That is true. This is Mexican stuff. I think it's like a little sleepy baby
[00:48:44] Everybody wants to put it in their pussy just like a baby
[00:48:50] Do you think that's a fetish you want to put a baby in your pussy yes
[00:48:54] Women will turn everything is a fetish woman because they don't have sex norm normally
[00:48:58] They have sex with their brains. We have sex with our cocks, you know, they come with their minds
[00:49:16] Sues playing that I think with my fists
[00:49:27] Interesting the feed that puts you like a speedbag
[00:49:29] It'd be interesting to be into like just punching someone in the face
[00:49:32] As a sexual thing. Yeah, and then trying to like float that is like something that you need to do
[00:49:37] Right, you know like slapping somebody around or whatever. Yeah, you know, I think that's definitely a thing
[00:49:44] But it's all it well it is but it's always like receptive. It's always some dumb girl
[00:49:47] That's like can you slap you know like whatever fine? Yeah, but to be a guy that's like listen
[00:49:52] I really just need to choke you in the place. I need to give you black eyes. Yeah
[00:49:57] That's the only way it works for you. Yeah. Yeah, I don't I don't want to fuck you unless I punch you in the fucking head two times
[00:50:04] Before and if you're if you're saying that you're being your king shaming you just pulling sock and boppers out of your bag
[00:50:12] What is that? Yeah, she just walks in. She's you training on the heavy bag
[00:50:24] Yeah, I guess it's they're definitely guys like man and wow me second. I want some cock. I feel like those people just rape
[00:50:36] Cape Fear never seen it damn. I might well I won't but
[00:50:42] It would be nice to take drugs and rewatch the Cape Fear remake
[00:50:45] The remake is with Robert De Niro 1990. Yeah, Robert De Nio
[00:50:50] Nailty shot for shot remake. What was the first one we've talked about this way before?
[00:50:54] Well, who's the first one the first one is called the Cape Fear as well?
[00:50:57] Mm. It's also in it Cape Fear Robert Mitchum
[00:51:02] Um, what's his name? Does he do the the Gregory Peck? Okay?
[00:51:08] Gregory give me a little peck on the cheek
[00:51:10] And then suck my little one car while I was
[00:51:16] You're waiting for that you thought that would be a big fun moment at the end of the podcast
[00:51:20] But guess what we still got nine minutes. Oh
[00:51:22] See dude, you don't know how to time shit. I was so the way that my dad is what dude
[00:51:28] If you waited nine minutes, you said it if you said it at the end of the podcast that would be good
[00:51:49] And I know joke I love to suck on back and penis. I'm a guy who sucks
[00:51:58] I don't remember that fucking might as well be sucking on some. Yeah, that's why you need brother
[00:52:03] That's all you need brother. You know, you know what else I watch part of good will hunting. It's a good ass movie
[00:52:07] Yeah, that's great. Me the best part of my day is walking up those fucking steps and I think maybe you're not gonna be
[00:52:15] Maybe you'll be gone just with the gayest movie of all time
[00:52:19] The relationship between those characters is worse than the relationship between any two indian men on tic-tongue
[00:52:26] I had a crush on many drivers. They had a crush on matt dame. No, you had a man
[00:52:31] You want a matt dame and a ben afflict the stuff you full no
[00:52:34] I did it gets you airtight. I'm just going around smiling imagining himself at harvard being raped by construction
[00:52:41] Well, my parents would be proud. Why are you smiling? I know that smile. I
[00:52:46] Hate it. You had it on your face after we saw gladiator. You told me what he wanted him to do to you
[00:52:53] I'm not taking you anymore. No more movies
[00:52:55] I just want to see stuff word girls. It's only pornography now
[00:53:11] I know that smile. No, that's the getting raped smile
[00:53:35] You can forget going to ninja turtle secrets of the ooze
[00:53:39] You know, but you don't leave because they're there for his ice cream
[00:53:50] You're lucky. I'm about to have ice cream
[00:53:58] I really lose it on you. I can't wait to watch them turn the blizzard upside down
[00:54:05] That's cool. That's cool. It's the it defies logic
[00:54:17] Good show do it again. Do I said do it again? I'm so wrong. I'm supposed to do it once
[00:54:29] Hey, lenny. Yeah, somebody killed themselves again
[00:54:36] Somebody I was thinking about getting raped by him
[00:54:39] I worked at Dairy Queen and you occasionally would get people to do that fucking you're supposed to turn it upside down bullshit
[00:54:45] Oh really? Yeah, they're like, aren't you supposed to turn it upside down?
[00:54:49] People need to be like fuck you. No, I would just pretend like I didn't know what they were talking about like I've never heard that
[00:54:55] Completely pissed a lot of people that owned that franchise were two Chinese brothers
[00:54:59] So there was no way to tattle on that's awesome. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I remember the story
[00:55:06] Yeah, well, it I well yeah, I suppose my name but in mandarin chinese that you hear the n word all the time
[00:55:12] Right because it's like their filler word. Yeah, that's awesome
[00:55:16] But yeah, you know because they had a like chinese accento had a a to the end of any any consonant. So they'll be like nika
[00:55:28] Yeah as a child. I mean here and that as a teenager. Is there any way you're not laughing every time?
[00:55:33] Well, it's one of those things where it's too funny to laugh at you know, it's just kind of like oh, this would be a funny story
[00:55:39] Yeah, because I understand what's happening. Yeah, you know, yeah, you know, that's his accent. Yeah
[00:55:44] I don't know. I probably would have been smiling might as well be busting in my
[00:55:51] Yeah, how does the rest of that song go
[00:56:16] Mm-hmm formerly rap genius. Yeah. Yeah, it's now it's for everything. Yeah
[00:56:23] Why did that happen? Well, cuz Neil deGrasse tightness and patented the name
[00:56:31] Good evening. We it's with us today is rap black rap genius my guest tonight is a steam black rap genius Neil deGrasse Tyson
[00:56:40] And of course as always my faithful co-host and my sabi and sex machine
[00:56:49] It's just like just like the guest is smiling while the dildos
[00:56:53] It's swinging around just just little pieces of shit getting stuck to their face
[00:56:58] But the instagram freckle filter while they smile waiting for charlie to finish talking
[00:57:02] It's belabored intro his esteemed guest
[00:57:08] Maclamour my guests and i'd maclamour my next guest maclamour
[00:57:12] This will also be putting things in his ass
[00:57:16] Larry king is still working though, right? My man's after doing everything. He is like an internet show
[00:57:22] That's pretty cool, man. He's a pimp. He loves what he does, bro
[00:57:26] Yeah, he's what he's all these people. They're like I have to work. I can never retire bro. That will never be me
[00:57:32] I hate me. I think well. He just got divorced from his like that big soak them soak them for all his wounds
[00:57:55] Thank you for joining us welcome to the broadcast boy. We have a terrific show for you tonight
[00:58:01] You make fun of him doing gay shit so much that when you just hear him he's trying to do his job
[00:58:05] Okay, I just I can't stop thinking of him introducing his sex toys
[00:58:12] My guest tonight is a teddy bear. I had as a child that I attached a strap on dildo too and I fucked myself in the ass with it every night
[00:58:25] the shitty looking bear with matted fur
[00:58:31] Well, but the strap on he is fucking Charlie rose. Yeah, and it's just a still shot of the bear for like 30 seconds. Yeah
[00:58:43] Now that's great. That is that's delightful to hear mr. Snugham's
[00:58:49] Author and poet Diane Ackerman is here. She has done some wonderful work that somehow bridges art and science and we'll talk about that
[00:58:57] But first does the end of the cold war and the triumph of democracy mean the end of history
[00:59:10] In the national interest caused a storm of controversy in 1989
[00:59:15] Now he has expanded his ideas into a book entitled the end of history in the last man
[00:59:20] And once again, he is making headlines and I'm pleased to welcome to our broadcast to talk about it this evening. Welcome
[00:59:27] Thank you. Oh, pleasure to have you here this if there's ever been a provocative title
[00:59:32] I know you could see this but take a look at this the end of history and the last man
[00:59:36] I mean if nothing else you want to know why is history ending and what does it mean for me?
[00:59:44] Middle schooler would I know he's like he's got like that fucking like didn't read the book time
[00:59:49] Do the book before vibes. Yeah, because he's talking so much. Yeah. Yeah now the end of history now
[00:59:54] Naturally, I think we're all thinking in of course. Yeah the last samurai
[00:59:58] I mean even the title itself it makes you want to say what's going on with this movie
[01:00:03] What is the samurai how many of them were there before and who we reach the last one? Who is the last one?
[01:00:08] Is he last? Is there another guy? Is there another guy coming afterwards?
[01:00:12] Does it leave open the possibility of a sequel? Our guest tonight is tom cruise
[01:00:17] Tell us are you named after cruise ships?
[01:00:22] Oh, I thought for a second he thought the last samurai was Francis Fukuyama's book
[01:00:35] Um actually my book is called the end of history and the last man
[01:00:42] I was asking questions about Tom Cruise. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now what was Tom Cruise like to work with and
[01:00:49] Something that interests me the scene in which Tom Cruise develops a love affair on a marriage with
[01:00:55] One of your native women. Did you find yourself?
[01:01:02] Such a depiction of what we call sort of a
[01:01:08] Well one for the eighth time Charlie I've never seen the movie and that is not what the book is about
[01:01:17] Let me ask you this have you ever seen the movie kazam
[01:01:30] What are your thoughts on a man the size of Shaquille O'Neal being able to fit it entirely into a boom box
[01:01:36] I understand the premise is that he's magical in the film
[01:01:40] But even even in such a magical world. I don't understand how a genie of that size could live inside of a boom box
[01:02:01] Damn, they're gonna think that this was the charlie rose episode. Oh, right? There's another one coming
[01:02:05] Oh, yeah, and they're not here in that for another two weeks. Oh, I love that one already dropped. No
[01:02:12] No, oh hell yeah, dude. This is awesome. Yeah, stay tuned. We're fucking with you little piggy
[01:02:17] Actually, maybe this is like we're like doing a preview for what's it called? Yeah, we should just for I keep talking about Charlie Rose
[01:02:27] It is I did not realize how shitty was it in a oh, yeah now we could do a spin-off like Charlie Rose podcast
[01:02:33] We would just take an episode of Charlie Rose and then just fucking just go in and out. That would be great
[01:02:39] I mean, it might be more. Yeah, I mean fuck it. Fuck it. Why not? You know
[01:02:45] Tomorrow, baby. Yeah, we're gonna do live commentary on a Charlie Rose episode
[01:02:50] Unfortunately, we do not have a guest tonight because last week I got very excited off cocaine and in the break room
[01:03:00] And I would not accept no for an answer when they told me that was just the name of the machine
[01:03:07] And so in lieu of a guest I will be from memory reciting the script to the movie blue streak
[01:03:17] Starring Martin laws and Owen Wilson. Oh, is that
[01:03:26] Of course and a very charismatic black entertainer a black young Davis shi-peil
[01:03:43] Yeah, imagine if Charlie Rose had never put on a suit just some fucking idiot. What would people what would he be doing?
[01:03:49] fucking dumb he'd be managing the photo lab at cvs
[01:03:57] Yeah, he'd be in fucking Richmond, Virginia doing one-hour photo processing
[01:04:03] Sometimes you look at the pictures you can see naked was yeah, I go through each and every one of them myself
[01:04:09] You that would happen right people would get busted for like
[01:04:20] Extraordinary cataclysmic events the Cold War we saw what happened with the wall being torn down a visible evidence of the end of the Cold War
[01:04:32] Struggling in the Soviet Union and in all of the form in the former Soviet Union and a lot of other places
[01:04:40] Tell me what you mean by the end of history. Well sure it's a very reasonable question
[01:04:45] I'm just so much is happening in the world
[01:04:48] But you know my sense of history or my definition of history is different from the commonplace one
[01:04:54] You know most people think of history as just a sequence of events with fills and newspapers or the television screens every night
[01:05:00] But I have a very special sense of history
[01:05:03] Which is to say history with a capital h that is to say the long-term evolution of all human societies as they move from primitive
[01:05:13] Bull ring sounds gay. Yeah, so tell me your name is Francis
[01:05:19] But you're some kind of chonomant. Have you been to uh, dara queen
[01:05:24] Explain to me how the blizzard turns upside down
[01:05:27] And they get the spoon just stuck right in how do they do that?
[01:05:30] Is that part of why the history? Well history is ending
[01:05:34] I was wondering is it the end of history or the end of my penis going into your ass
[01:05:39] I'm just kidding. Of course. Just a joke. Yeah
[01:05:41] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm trying to lighten the mood per se as one as one is want to do
[01:05:48] Whatever this bullshit would he say he goes? Uh, we have a visible evidence of the cold war ending. Yeah, so to speak
[01:05:58] Yeah, do you know I hit that word limit?
[01:05:59] Yeah, we've noticed we've seen a lot of cataclysmic events such as the cold war and
[01:06:07] And that whole the whole thing with the door that was pop that was kind of going on
[01:06:12] Yeah, that's saying the wall thing. We all heard about that stuff and we know what happened there
[01:06:16] We know need to even rejames bond films of course, which are also they have something to do with
[01:06:23] I don't know if those come up in the book or not
[01:06:27] There's a large theme in the James Bond film
[01:06:34] As an aside, I would like to say you look like our job
[01:06:40] You remind me of our job. Do you get that a lot?
[01:06:43] Genesay qua of an odd job vibe if you will or perhaps
[01:06:54] Our next guess is an odd jobean academic
[01:07:12] Very amazing even more impressive when you consider yo-yo me it was written with a piece of bamboo
[01:07:19] And the blood of your father. Yeah, a lot of people are wondering this the cello is it just a giant violin and does that make it harder to play?
[01:07:35] As the general rule is the bigger the violin is it that's what they say
[01:07:40] We have a saying in the south. It's uh the bigger the violin the heart of the notes are to play
[01:07:46] That's true and generally that's idiomatic and it refers to making a fat woman come
[01:07:56] But you find that to be true yourself just musically smusically
[01:08:07] Yeah, I guess this is a charlie rose ever said no
[01:08:10] Damn, there's another one coming folks. We don't know when it's dropping
[01:08:13] Mm-hmm, but you can drop my dick into your ass and tell you what if you want I
[01:08:18] Stovery plug his dates, but you want to see me go see me
[01:08:21] I am I should has not canceled because of the coronavirus if you want to see me
[01:08:26] Chicago Milwaukee in the inapolis some other fucking place if you go to bands in town calm slash nick maulin
[01:08:32] You can buy tickets now. Please buy them. Don't be afraid of the virus if I die you're dying with me
[01:08:37] That's the rule that's the rule. The nation goes down with you. Yeah, especially Adam. He'll be buried alive in my sarcophagus. Yes
[01:08:44] Like king Tut. No, I'll be a he'll be there in the afterlife interrupting you
[01:08:48] I'll be at I'll be I'm put we're gonna surgically add cat ears to his head and
[01:08:56] I'll be at your funeral reading fake letters that you wrote to me that I wrote myself. No, that would be cool
[01:09:03] Uh, yeah, go see Nick come see us. We got funny moms Monday next Monday
[01:09:10] Stop I got we're doing a st. Patrick's day fat Tuesday's the only one in march march 17 next week come out to that
[01:09:18] If you guys want to do it you're around
[01:09:22] Yeah, I'll say patrick's day. I'll do it. Yeah, cool. I looked at they have irish people only shows at the stand now
[01:09:30] I'm like a little bit more comfortable of them. They have like irish culture night or something and they just book any comedian
[01:09:36] Who's like name is irish. Yeah, or they're a drunk right right? Yeah, they're like we have karen fee and hosting irish night
[01:09:44] Yeah, and it's like why because she has nine do you always exactly?
[01:09:48] Do I night yeah, maybe we should book fee in for st. Patrick's day you should yeah
[01:09:53] Yeah, if she's not in the hospital. Yeah, well, we're gonna book Karen too. So the lineup is adam naked Karen
[01:10:00] Yeah, and it's gonna be a benefit for irish
[01:10:07] Karen's eyelids put back on her face after she face plans
[01:10:13] About being weird going to do uh the first everyone had a playwright. That's right
[01:10:18] We're doing the first ever preemptive just kidding
[01:10:24] If Karen fine because we're friends, but not that close friends. She'll be fine. She'll be fine. She'll be fine
[01:10:28] They'll get those eyelids back on. Yeah
[01:10:30] Um, so yeah, that'll be the that's the show staby dot bid slash tour
[01:10:35] Dublin in london coming up. Please buy those tickets. So i'm not embarrassed across the fucking pond and uh
[01:10:42] Dot com downtown dot events from downtown dot events for Australia. I got some shit in marty
[01:10:47] Stavros great show my girlfriend that I'm fault me boss
[01:10:56] That's where you get your dick socks while walking around london
[01:11:05] All right, so you guys from blundered with now you can say a little that's good
[01:11:09] Say the chinese walker was from hong kong. It's too late. You're ready