Cum Town | Regular | 06/02/2016
[00:00:44] uh... preemptive was arriba you're fucking up the intro
[00:00:52] uh... the most uh... highly demanded podcast
[00:00:55] in the history of podcasting that's right bitch uh...
[00:00:59] first episode we had eighty five million downloads
[00:01:04] usually that is a review of the just in the bb of the numbers yet we have eighty
[00:01:08] five million downloads thirty million subscribers
[00:01:11] it's been translated into four languages
[00:01:19] how do you translate a podcast you is it like uh... like you hear the english
[00:01:22] faintly and then you hear like a dominant japanese voice over
[00:01:27] like they do an impr when they're like interviewing
[00:01:30] they have like a russian guy and then it's always someone with a british accent
[00:01:33] yeah it's always a british person no matter what what it is yet
[00:01:36] the english know how to speak every language
[00:01:39] it's looking smarter than you know it's weird uh... i was thinking about this
[00:01:43] this of the british don't use the days right these total paper
[00:01:47] which we don't you know we use total paper but we're separated by like a
[00:01:52] so i feel like it's okay that we use to the paper which is like the let like
[00:01:55] it's least the least hygienic method of yet wiping it is i mean actually the
[00:01:59] other two that just the bidet bidet or hand
[00:02:02] hand yeah hand on well that's what muslims do
[00:02:06] it's actually part of the religion they have to
[00:02:11] that sounds yes part of the religion it's part of the religion you're telling
[00:02:17] well if they're observing that part it's like they don't do it to finger the
[00:02:21] asshole they do it yet but if i would imagine some fingerings have i mean
[00:02:25] house would you clean there's a hadith in the car on
[00:02:33] you know i don't know about what the hot deez
[00:02:35] the way you know about it the ten hadith commandments man number two
[00:02:41] never use your fucking anything but your hand
[00:02:44] to work that wrote the car on was also the guy that wrote hamilton
[00:02:53] hammer with the guy that wrote the car on you know that's the last night well
[00:02:57] but i thought i think it's funny but i was all and so might not be funny but
[00:03:10] plucker black a black a hamilton uh... the music or real hip hop yeah
[00:03:15] that's fun wouldn't it be fun to if to go
[00:03:18] see hamilton the way we watch the Yankees game that would be great
[00:03:25] and we're joined by uh... another official combo another official
[00:03:30] uh... og company with your twitter handle uh... it's uh... seven hundred forty
[00:03:36] you're about to get the bump pitch yeah uh... adam
[00:03:42] mine stop comedy by the way guys was there a
[00:03:48] i don't like to go stop how he said i know why
[00:03:50] you you like branding you like every did you hang out with black and he is
[00:03:54] the hangout black and he is right there
[00:03:58] that's a lot of it's yeah comedian stop comedian and i think it's a first name
[00:04:07] and i think it's a good before mark marin walked me i told him that uh...
[00:04:12] yeah i told eyes tweeted marin and i said there's a guy
[00:04:20] going on stage doing all this is a black guy goes by dark and stealing all
[00:04:34] you and uh... marin when gendell feedy died was one of the funniest fucking
[00:04:37] things that's true i wish you could get blocked by mark marin multiple times
[00:04:42] i was there is a way to start with her should we should we should we should
[00:04:46] uh... petition twitter to give you an option that mark marin is that's the only
[00:04:50] only affects marks account but he's only allowed the block people for thirty six
[00:04:55] and after that the band expires in your life of the fuck with marina
[00:05:03] my biggest triumph anyone that follows me automatically blocked by james
[00:05:11] he has it set up yeah he has it set up that's awesome
[00:05:16] i don't know i guess they have like programs that that you can use but what
[00:05:19] did you do to get killed seem to block you
[00:05:21] all he was uh... he was having like a conversation with somebody i think it
[00:05:25] was in the west but i found a conversation i was having where uh...
[00:05:32] uh... like nine ten replies deep in a conversation with her so that it was a
[00:05:36] kind of convoluted but it was a friendly conversation and i just quoted one of
[00:05:39] his tweets are like replied to one of his like a dot edit one of the tweets in
[00:05:43] this long thread and i was like wow wouldn't expect rape jokes from james
[00:05:49] so like to even check that i was lying you have to read through this
[00:05:54] and like james saw that and thought maybe i was somebody that like
[00:05:57] you know took it out of contact or like just didn't understand i mean there was
[00:06:02] he was like what what are you talking about there's a rape joke with it
[00:06:05] you know please that's his biggest fear right yes
[00:06:08] he's more afraid of doing a rape joke than being raped of being yeah
[00:06:19] really hope yo this is a message for the bumba clots out of the NRA
[00:06:28] i got i got a kale sandwich for you pal
[00:06:33] my gluten-free knuckle sandwich that's that's not funny dude my dad had a bumb
[00:06:37] a clot uh no was it benign you needed it
[00:06:47] i actually had i added remember when i thought i had testicular cancer
[00:06:50] yeah that turned out to be a bumba clot dude
[00:06:53] oh my god is that in the yo i wrote an article actually in the new england
[00:07:03] that's what happens if you get too many jerk chicken wings from buffalo wild wings
[00:07:06] your ass just stops working yeah stops my ashes bumba clogged
[00:07:11] it's my i got bumba clogged well bumba just means blood that's how they say
[00:07:15] blood right doesn't mean a bumba clot is a gay man
[00:07:19] it's a it's a gay i thought it just really oh i didn't know that
[00:07:22] but isn't isn't like literally a bati boy is a guy here's a thing
[00:07:25] everything jamaican say is a gay slop it's true that every every sentence that they
[00:07:30] speak is some kind of homophobic thing yeah they really
[00:07:34] they really don't like queers over there in jamaica no they really hate them
[00:07:38] have you ever seen daggering do you know a daggering yes
[00:07:40] hell yes form of dancing where they like jump dick first off a table and like
[00:07:44] smash their dick it's like ww it totally is like it's dancing
[00:07:49] you would think it would be like gold dusts finishing move
[00:07:52] yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah have you seen it at him do you know about
[00:07:55] this um what what is this again gangnam's yeah
[00:07:58] gangnam style uh staggering they call it diagering it's like a dance ball
[00:08:03] yeah no i mean it's just like very aggressive dry
[00:08:08] humping is like the dance form but then they're doing shit like jumping off
[00:08:11] balconies like crotch first let's just slam their dick into a woman's face
[00:08:16] and she'll like collapse under the ground so good that is how that is how
[00:08:19] bahmarlie died yeah uh the doctors told them you got
[00:08:24] to you got to stop stop that i got to stop diagering no
[00:08:28] diagering no good guy that'll be terrible yeah no my
[00:08:32] ball cancer turned well why not ball was a bumble club yeah it was uh
[00:08:35] it was uh i don't know some kind of cyst or whatever
[00:08:38] i went i had to go to a chinese urologist uh dr lui who had uh one star on
[00:08:44] yellow what you did on purpose no you did it on
[00:08:49] percise because i had to get a bulldog yeah i had no i was
[00:08:53] automatically assigned the primary care physician in china town
[00:08:56] and then so like any child referral i get is going to be from like you can
[00:08:59] change that shit i could yeah well i got to re-up now i got to go see
[00:09:02] you especially some medicaid yeah yeah i got
[00:09:04] a my my year yeah i have just a fucking pain in
[00:09:08] like right by my uh like under my hip between my hip and dick
[00:09:12] what's that all about i that's probably a testicular cancer you think so
[00:09:16] i mean i didn't have a pain i had a lump and i had to go check it out it's gone
[00:09:19] now it's just one way on its own yeah you check it off
[00:09:22] no what was sucked it out yeah it was funny is uh
[00:09:29] bing just something shoots out of your dick after he
[00:09:31] jerks you off yeah no i mean they play with your balls and dick
[00:09:35] and then it's not like you'd be like who would you jerk you off it's like kind
[00:09:37] of yeah yeah you got it you got it you're all
[00:09:40] you got it right told before yeah he did he did that
[00:09:43] and you know what the worst part about a proctology exam is is you think it's
[00:09:47] the finger in your ass it's not the worst part
[00:09:50] is when you're walking home and then clean all the lube out
[00:09:54] and you're leaking fluid out of your ass into your pants and anytime you sit
[00:09:59] down you can feel it and that's like that's like the morning after
[00:10:02] seeing an american history ex-girl laughing at him in the cafeteria
[00:10:06] that's how i felt you know in starbucks after i got a finger in my ass by the
[00:10:12] chinese guy and by the way he had this bucket full of magnum condoms in his
[00:10:16] office what yeah and it's like nope nope
[00:10:21] what are you you're gonna say something i'm gonna say something racist yeah
[00:10:24] well you know we're going with this yeah let's see it
[00:10:27] it died we've got plenty of racist stuff to cover so
[00:10:29] that's true we're not we're not uh worried about time on this one
[00:10:32] the um uh when i had it done i'd never been
[00:10:37] penetrated rectilate and it was an old man nice and he was like i'm gonna have to
[00:10:43] give you a rectil exam and then when they touch when they press the prostate
[00:10:47] it feels like you need a pee really bad yeah yeah i didn't feel that
[00:10:51] i didn't feel anything except what the fuck that was the only experience i had
[00:10:54] yeah what i meant to say what i said uh felt good
[00:10:59] which one if that one that was that straight too i was lying
[00:11:03] i was i whichever one you guys felt that was
[00:11:06] that's my answer no i made a noise i was just like i did a
[00:11:11] really yeah yeah and he's like that's normal i was like
[00:11:14] oh when he did it yeah i picked my pants up off the floor
[00:11:21] and i came into my pants fuck my i had my pants off but i found my
[00:11:25] pants to come in them i put them back on the floor
[00:11:29] really quickly yeah that's what i do with girls too
[00:11:31] you guys ever do that you have sex and you pull out and then you go get your
[00:11:34] pants from the other side of the room and you come in them
[00:11:36] in the pocket in the right pocket so i i get my
[00:11:39] fucking wallet completely well i went to college in england and that's
[00:11:43] what they do there i couldn't come like on a person
[00:11:46] until very recently what what do you mean what would you do
[00:11:50] when i got jerked off for the first time i was like
[00:11:54] when i got jerked off for the first time i was like in this girl's
[00:11:57] car i love it in the middle of the desert outside of las vegas where from
[00:12:01] the internet um like i'd never gotten a hand job before and it lasted like
[00:12:06] it was like an hour 45 minutes so when you did you have to like it was like
[00:12:10] half a scorsese jeff yeah you have to like come on her in a hole in the
[00:12:14] middle of the desert no no it wasn't actually a
[00:12:17] scorsese movie how much is it we were outside Las Vegas that what
[00:12:21] is it was in her car i'm from Las Vegas for the listener
[00:12:25] we said there's no one listening all right um so we got any
[00:12:28] Las Vegas fans out there we got any strip names to be the rock Vegas fans out
[00:12:34] there oh my god rosy o' donnell being beddy is the
[00:12:37] most criminal thing of all time basically like this hot
[00:12:41] everyone's the fucker was that a sequel do you
[00:12:43] are you dropping i'm db details about vie rock Vegas i don't know about vie
[00:12:47] rock vase but the first flint whichever flint stones it was like
[00:12:50] yeah uh it was rosy o' donnell and uh who the fuck else was in that wasn't a
[00:12:54] john goodman jon goodman it was as uh it was like two of the hottest actors
[00:12:58] yeah but she was fucking beddy rosy o' don't was beddy and
[00:13:02] bayby's supposed to be like the fucking who's is that the neighbor's wife the
[00:13:06] blue yeah and the bad girl is the uh who played walma
[00:13:11] i don't remember yeah i don't know i saw that shit in theaters
[00:13:14] me too big anyway i'm in this girl's car in the desert
[00:13:17] yeah and you're staying forever it was excruciating at first she'd never like
[00:13:22] she like looked at it she's like i'm not gonna suck it i was like all right
[00:13:25] fine but you can if you want how old were you i was like 15
[00:13:29] nice you know nice right and uh she at first like grabbed it
[00:13:34] like this and just over hand grip oh this is for that she did it over hand
[00:13:39] and just started pulling it like she's starting to like a lawnmower or
[00:13:43] something she's like yanking it and i was like please
[00:13:47] no and then but like the the point is i had like i i had to finish so i could
[00:13:51] say i got a hand job it's like so pathetic
[00:13:54] do you don't have to tell me man all right but so then like it was like
[00:13:58] going so long and then finally i felt like i was gonna come and i
[00:14:02] the i don't know if it was the pressure of her
[00:14:05] how like her grip or whatever but i just came
[00:14:10] like in my fit i came in my own fit i came in my own fit yeah yeah yeah
[00:14:14] that's hilarious yeah the first time a girl ever touched my penis i came in my
[00:14:17] own fit and so then i was like girls have been like
[00:14:21] do you want to come in my face so i'm like no that's not nice
[00:14:25] no it's bad i guess i've never come on my own face
[00:14:28] you never have no dude i fucking i was getting drugged off for a very long
[00:14:31] time it wasn't my first hand job ever but i think it was like a first one with
[00:14:35] like this particular girl and it was a similar thing what was
[00:14:40] taking like so long and she didn't want to suck it
[00:14:45] suck me or like fuck so i was just like well you know what
[00:14:47] this is what you want to do fine i'll let you fucking it just keeps beating me
[00:14:52] off and she yeah and it just like shot in my
[00:14:55] eye actually right into my fucking eye i have a curved up dick i guess to you as
[00:14:59] well or uh no it's actually um that's curved down
[00:15:04] curved down yeah i mean it's my own asshole yeah
[00:15:09] when i get a butter when i get a butter i just have sex with my ass
[00:15:14] i had a dream i had a dream once that i could do that
[00:15:17] that you could do that that i could stick my dick but then also like thrust
[00:15:22] somehow fuck my own ass while thrusty and i remember in the dream being like
[00:15:26] why have i been beating off like this the whole time oh by the way this is
[00:15:30] sponsored by stamps.com stamps.com it's for what is it?
[00:15:35] no we're doing a different one each time yeah what's the sponsor
[00:15:39] there's i don't know fuck in my head i was like we're gonna write a sketch
[00:15:43] we're gonna do a sketch we're gonna do like a bunny commercial sketch in the
[00:15:47] break every time but then that just turned into me
[00:15:50] editing in like the audio from some anti-gay psa i found from the 50s
[00:15:55] can we talk about like yes let's get in realistically uh first of all
[00:16:00] is going to listen to this a okay there's probably some 85 million down
[00:16:04] ones okay but like realistically there's probably
[00:16:06] some psycho moldog heads look i i have i have like psychos i have
[00:16:11] 20 000 i have 20 000 twitter followers combined with the three of us
[00:16:19] yeah that's true flexing on this bitch yeah yeah yeah it's the only thing i have
[00:16:24] i'm sorry we're in we're in stops office dude in 4000 more you're gonna be
[00:16:28] office you're gonna be at brandon's level i'm gonna be at brandon's level brandon
[00:16:31] ward l or boy who uh who has extended his trip in
[00:16:35] new york i like i like i like when brandon's here because it's like
[00:16:39] you just see him when he's here imagine keep like his life is just a fucking
[00:16:44] he just gets fucked up and just doesn't have to
[00:16:47] they have any kind of responsibility like i can hang with that for a couple weeks
[00:16:50] but then i have to like go to work and shit you know what i mean like
[00:16:53] it was fun i mean and it's still fun like the gankys game and just
[00:16:57] getting fucked up and shit but boy i don't want to fucking do it all the time
[00:17:01] like getting so yeah well yeah you extended his trip four more days
[00:17:10] he's not gonna listen to this he pre-mite he probably will no he probably will
[00:17:14] dude he googles his own name yeah that's true he does he's audio he's a
[00:17:19] a a rampant name search or he just told me about that i love to name search he
[00:17:23] was like i was searching my name on twitter and i saw these girls criticizing me
[00:17:26] yeah that's honestly you know i love i haven't attained any modern
[00:17:37] coop of success but if i do if people are saying mean things about me on the
[00:17:41] internet like commies get so mad about that yeah they met something that
[00:17:45] really would not bother me it's it's really inevitable i mean as soon as
[00:17:49] as soon as you do anything that anyone could pay attention to
[00:17:52] right you'll get maybe like for every like ten people that are like
[00:17:55] hey yeah this is pretty good good job you're gonna have someone's like
[00:17:58] here's your address here's a picture of your house i'm coming here now
[00:18:03] i'm gonna fuck you you know i mean like everyone's seen like youtube
[00:18:07] comments like it turns into nazi like within five comments it could be
[00:18:11] any video well that's the base level on youtube youtube somehow
[00:18:14] worse than the rest of the internet and i feel like i don't know i don't know
[00:18:17] what it is but like the most used like there's not streaming yeah yeah there's
[00:18:22] like none of the like social justice like we shouldn't be mean to people
[00:18:27] attitude on youtube it's one of my favorite comments i was watching
[00:18:31] uh that the tailors whichever the last tailors swift big single was
[00:18:34] shake it off yeah i think i was watching that on youtube when it came out
[00:18:39] and one of the top comments was from an account named james bond
[00:18:46] and it was like all uh n word should die you know what yeah well that is a line
[00:18:52] from the original inflamming it's dr dr no
[00:18:55] does uh dr no black people yeah no i thought he was quoting
[00:18:59] tailors with lyrics that's the chorus right yeah that is
[00:19:03] well i just love that it was a top comment yeah well it's we got enough
[00:19:06] upvotes people are like thanks james bond
[00:19:11] for helping you know keep things on track here on the tailors swift page
[00:19:15] that's a good point why aren't more motherfucking sj dubs
[00:19:19] in the youtube because they lost that war that's like they lost youtube
[00:19:23] years ago that's the detroit of the internet is youtube
[00:19:27] they are growing kale and burn dot house yeah
[00:19:29] you know if you check down there in in the rubble oh yeah it's in their
[00:19:34] bitch yeah um do you guys have uh youtube series that you
[00:19:38] watch now yeah see that's why it's because it's
[00:19:43] half of youtube is like kids from muslim countries it's like
[00:19:47] kids from like they're on and saw you ravy up with their hand watching
[00:19:50] breastfeeding videos or like breast exam videos and be like i love
[00:19:54] to watch her touch the breast please you know
[00:19:58] in the comments um and then the other half is just you know
[00:20:02] racist i was talking with Brandon actually last night at my apartment
[00:20:06] about my favorite twitter account which has been inactive since 2012
[00:20:10] what is it best porn comments oh hell yeah it's the absolute best
[00:20:15] do you remember that no it's just like this dude just takes
[00:20:19] comments from like you know porn sites online
[00:20:24] and then like it's a really good yeah well there was the account where they
[00:20:27] came to jack my day you know like i collect those i go on
[00:20:31] chatter bait and i screen cap like things people right to the
[00:20:35] cam girl chatter bait is like cam girl yeah it's like you know people take off
[00:20:39] their clothes and masturbate on camera and i love it that's cool
[00:20:42] which is like already sad enough to do i mean it's like a step beyond
[00:20:46] just looking at porn for me is and i'm like all right i guess i'm gonna jack
[00:20:49] off you want to know it's a real person yeah you want to feel the fucking
[00:20:53] desperation and the fucking woman yeah got fired from barns and noble
[00:20:57] in colorado so i'm watching her masturbate on camera
[00:21:01] she's not even half of them are like lesbians too which is like it feels
[00:21:04] even worse because i've never been into like lesbian porn but especially when
[00:21:07] i know it's like actually something that's a lesbian and it's like you don't
[00:21:11] want me beating off to you you don't want any really
[00:21:14] you know what my friend lived in like the berry and he all his friends were
[00:21:19] punks and like they started they all started different fetish sides like
[00:21:23] one of them was a hair fetish site yeah and all these gay women were doing
[00:21:26] these like hey like really hairy vagina porns
[00:21:30] and like their primary uh like population that was like buying it was like
[00:21:36] dads in the midwest so it was like a really interesting
[00:21:39] cross-sick oh gosh love that they'll have that big hairy bush
[00:21:43] gosh yeah oh don't you know yeah it's uh huge huge reminds me of the twin cities
[00:21:49] i'm i'm i'm making a lot of dairy out of my dick
[00:21:57] and that map also of like the number one porn search per state did you see that
[00:22:02] no what was where i don't remember lesbian i think was number one
[00:22:05] yeah no in iran it was uh iran's number one uh
[00:22:12] what wait are you kidding i'm dead serious
[00:22:17] hotel business man what is it i don't know man it's just like it's just
[00:22:22] a guy aggressive like what do you even get what that's what comes out it's like
[00:22:26] these horny 14 year old you know Persian boys that are like hotel can i see
[00:22:31] please man in hotel business to a just a guy to suit in a hotel
[00:22:36] jacket off or this is a war man i mean maybe a sex with a woman who
[00:22:39] it'd be so funny for just a guy i would love to be in the suit he takes his
[00:22:43] suit off he jerks off he leaves big ops to iran for for having the most
[00:22:47] exciting the most exciting i think i want to go and that nuclear deal iran
[00:22:52] we're counting on you we trust you you're gonna hold it down dude you're not
[00:22:55] gonna be bad for knocking on your good boys cool
[00:22:59] nuclear reactors and we know you're gonna listen president trump so like
[00:23:03] that's what's up shout out so ron it was just business suit what is it
[00:23:07] hotel businessman but back to chatter bait i screen-capped the uh
[00:23:12] the the shit people write to the porn girls and one of them was uh
[00:23:17] uh this guy was he wrote uh go shawty it's your birthday
[00:23:23] the girl was born in like 1995 yeah yeah she was like well six she was
[00:23:28] when that song came out it was like 2003 go short but even if she wasn't like
[00:23:35] what if i can your reference is uh hey cool hey yolo
[00:23:40] hey yolo masturbating she wakes up in the morning
[00:23:44] checks her phone oh my god i forgot it was my birthday
[00:23:48] yeah i'm gonna go on cam i'm gonna take my clothes off i'm gonna finger my
[00:23:54] ass sounds good i would beat off on cam like if my
[00:23:57] dick was nice dude you can make a look at how many instagram followers you have
[00:24:00] on that game that's true you can tie a gay count for the
[00:24:03] it's he uh stavarans uh homosexual i don't know it's a
[00:24:08] it's a plus-size erotic male yeah it's uh comedy link link
[00:24:12] it's oh it's comedy yeah it's comedy it's real it's real funny um
[00:24:17] it is really funny i'm nude in almost every picture and i do have but i do
[00:24:20] have at least 250 just gay men who love fat guys following me
[00:24:26] but my dick's not like i get i get a lot i used to just hashtag
[00:24:29] you know like anything i put on instagram with hashtag gay boy hashtag instagay
[00:24:33] because you automatically get like an additional 50 lives really yeah
[00:24:37] oh i'm doing that for every single one yeah but then yeah i get all these followers
[00:24:41] or these guys like every picture that they don't put on clothes every picture
[00:24:45] is them in like a spido on vacation sounds great that's a big part of being
[00:24:49] gay being on vacation yeah they go on vacation
[00:24:53] all the they're always they're like brand oh my god
[00:24:56] they're like brandin with a better body i used to be gay
[00:25:00] did you know it was it not like did sex with men but like i just see pictures of
[00:25:05] myself at like eight i'm like that kid's gay oh i was gay in the like
[00:25:10] a computer sense oh no i was like the theater like oh really fingers yeah yeah
[00:25:15] i was a performer oh yeah and then you didn't kiss any boys
[00:25:20] i didn't it was i kind of still liked girls but you know i was still a fact
[00:25:25] dude i have one of the gayest childhood memories i was such a fucking i like
[00:25:31] whenever someone like i feel like all little kids when you tell them
[00:25:34] specifically not to do something yeah they just want to do the fucking you know
[00:25:38] the app one to the exact opposite and it was
[00:25:41] my parents had uh the don't show your privates to a stranger
[00:25:47] conversation oh yo in that phase yeah continue your
[00:25:51] end i was hanging out with like this kid this
[00:25:53] the next door kid this guy i think his name was like who gives a fuck
[00:25:56] it was my neighbor in Baltimore when i was growing up
[00:25:59] and i asked to see his dick i was like six years old no no i was like i was like
[00:26:05] so uh do you want to show each other our privates
[00:26:10] and he was like no thank you thank god that kid wasn't like some weird
[00:26:15] i would have been gay from that point i would have gotten
[00:26:17] see but that's just your memory contorting what actually happened yeah it was
[00:26:21] actually a 30 year old man yeah i'm sick and that's why you have an
[00:26:24] Instagram account and that's what i did when i was a kid
[00:26:29] like okay so first of all i didn't mean gay like in the sex way but like
[00:26:33] sure there was like i was at a birthday party and
[00:26:36] like they had bail from beauty of the beast there
[00:26:39] and i like stood up like in the middle of her like presentation for the kids and
[00:26:44] i was just like well if you're really bell where's the beast
[00:26:47] you know like i was just like dad i was like sassy yeah i think
[00:26:51] well yeah everybody does like stuff that's because you're a little boy so you
[00:26:56] don't have like all the rules of masculinity
[00:26:59] to you by the oppressive patriarch he is true
[00:27:04] but yeah now i remember when i was like six or seven maybe a little maybe like
[00:27:08] eight or nine i thought of like nathan laine was my favorite actor
[00:27:13] and then i found out he was gay i found out he was gay and i was no he wasn't
[00:27:18] yago wait who was nathan timon and what he was one of
[00:27:21] timon timon that's probably why he was pumba yeah
[00:27:24] it's like the one from oh he's like the voice from line king the wise guy yeah yeah
[00:27:28] exactly this so and then i remember finding out he was gay
[00:27:32] and being like sad dude when i i have a very
[00:27:35] never ever story yeah yeah i remember you remember
[00:27:38] you said i could have been broken i was such a fan of the rosio donald
[00:27:47] balls you throw the key i was watching that shit
[00:27:50] everything when i was like seven you're a lesbian dude and i remember
[00:27:54] and my mom was like uh you know rosio donald's gay and i was like
[00:27:57] no she is it and then when i found out i prayed for her
[00:28:02] like i was also religious and i prayed she would like not go to hell i was
[00:28:06] so bummed out yeah my uh the other thing about the
[00:28:11] penis thing you were saying like my my parents used to have dinner parties
[00:28:14] and like put me in my cousin's sleep and we just run down like 10 minutes later
[00:28:18] we would be like pull our pants down and just hold our like tiny little boy
[00:28:22] penises and like run around and say penis party penis party yeah
[00:28:27] yeah like the adults would all die after we knew it was like
[00:28:31] an a one except like the one adult there that was like had a file and he was just
[00:28:35] sweating bullets just like please make them stop
[00:28:39] please go tuck at him and his friend in if you'd like
[00:28:44] go to bed no um that's a good that is a good bit
[00:28:48] we thought yeah we thought that was great that was yeah my cousin my cousin would
[00:28:51] do that when he was a little kid he is he would like
[00:28:54] get his dick hard and then complain that it hurt
[00:28:57] when he was like five he used to run around he's like my dick hurts
[00:29:01] it's too hard my dick oh let me get that for you something
[00:29:04] i didn't know what an erection was and i had
[00:29:08] a boner popping out of my boxer shorts when i was a little kid and my dad looked
[00:29:13] at it and he goes to my mom he's like joanne he has an erection
[00:29:17] like come here right now and i was like i don't even know what that is my penis
[00:29:22] was supposed to do she's supposed to hit it she put it
[00:29:26] away why is that the mom's job that's the dad's job she jerks you off to
[00:29:29] completion right yeah that would be gay happy mother's day
[00:29:33] every all the all the single moms out there who have to bat away their sons
[00:29:37] directions put on yellow fish wash wash wash in on
[00:29:40] jerking uh oh um yes but i had one time i like
[00:29:45] dead bolted the apartment could come into their home yeah yeah i was like a
[00:29:51] lashke kid so like my mom would get home till like
[00:29:53] seven so i had i'm in between 10 and like 13 it was like okay well i get home at
[00:30:00] 245 and then i masturbate until six six fifty nine
[00:30:06] and then my mom comes home uh and then there was but you know it was
[00:30:11] occasionally she would come home early or something and there was like
[00:30:15] one afternoon where i just had like everything out like the whole
[00:30:19] setup i think i had like a like a back massager i was like using the jack
[00:30:23] my dick off and rubbing your balls really while you beat
[00:30:26] off like vibrating your taint yeah this is all her
[00:30:31] shev or like her rosary beads in my ass
[00:30:35] it's like just a second she's like the door is dead bolted so she's like
[00:30:39] screaming to the whole like what are you doing in there
[00:30:42] why why get you over the door now it's like a small apartment so there's no way
[00:30:45] i like oh i have to walk all the way through
[00:30:48] i'm like dropping shit it was like banging against something the vibrator
[00:30:52] like the back massager it's like hitting the bed frame it's like
[00:30:56] boohoo yeah that was embarrassing but never walked
[00:30:59] uh never walked in on my mom's on me and she like she saw it and then she goes
[00:31:06] you know you it's very late you should be you should go to bed
[00:31:09] and then she started laughing and left really it was the worst she like looked
[00:31:13] at your dick i don't know if she saw i was just like
[00:31:15] she looked at lips i like turned around and i was like oh
[00:31:19] my ass was no i got walking on like three weeks ago
[00:31:25] by your mom by grandmother you're just like
[00:31:27] fucking she i was just like man huh as a man dude as a man as a
[00:31:31] fucking 27 year old man right now uh my grandma is
[00:31:36] i was home for easter and my grandmother like never leaves a room and i'm just
[00:31:40] beating off with the door open or no the door is closed but she never leaves a
[00:31:44] room and she just like completely uncharacteristically
[00:31:50] she's got like i'm just like $10 straight up cranking my hog
[00:31:55] there is no doubt it was just leaving on the table
[00:31:57] there was no she's like oh come back later
[00:32:01] no no no put the money down put the money down i am just
[00:32:04] beating off dude like a computer you can hear the porn
[00:32:08] that's great yeah dude i i had a friend growing up who was like
[00:32:11] vanis swelen and they were like weird his family's vanis swelen and he's like
[00:32:15] yeah my dad taught me how to masturbate like his dad like instructed him how to
[00:32:20] do it and it was like bipolar and form and shit
[00:32:22] well since his family was like very sexually progressive they just
[00:32:25] accepted that their son had to masturbate and like uh he would just leave the door
[00:32:31] to his computer the computer room opened and it wasn't like a big house or anything
[00:32:34] it was like there was a kitchen and then the stairs and then like the room where
[00:32:37] they had their computer and you have the door wide open and his mom
[00:32:40] like would just be walking by and he would just be like masturbating
[00:32:44] and we'd come over and she'd be like oh yeah he's upstairs and we'd go up there
[00:32:47] and be like hey guys like dick out just beating off
[00:32:52] and that's a part of their culture Venezuela that is true yeah
[00:32:56] that is true uh Julio uh what the Germans
[00:33:01] yeah the Germans brought it over after they uh escaped
[00:33:04] well you know we're welcomed with open arms in the south of America
[00:33:07] they were greeted as liberators yeah they were
[00:33:10] immediately you know they had a ticker tape parade for all the Nazis that
[00:33:13] uh quote unquote escaped to south i saw that
[00:33:16] remember the uh not my abuela thing when Hillary was like you know at 10 ways
[00:33:21] Hillary's like you're abuela there was like an article that they put out
[00:33:26] that's hot yeah it was trying to like appeal to
[00:33:29] and then some girl wrote a thing that was like because not my abuela blew up
[00:33:33] like oh yeah you know latinos or whatever
[00:33:36] latin x which is what i see online which is like uh it's like the
[00:33:39] Ted X of the attacks of being Hispanic so if you're not really Hispanic but
[00:33:44] but you want to just do your own yeah they wanted to do a video yeah
[00:33:48] so uh yeah they were like uh you know complaining there was one girl that
[00:33:52] wrote a thing and she was like a white Hispanic girl from Argentina
[00:33:56] and it was like uh it's actually you know considering the history of like
[00:34:00] colonialism and imperialism in america for you to say you're my abuela and such
[00:34:05] like a culturally-appropriate way and it's like
[00:34:07] you're you're a white well you're not in German
[00:34:11] Argentinians are like great Italian yeah well you're like
[00:34:14] Spaniard you're a fucking Spaniard so you're
[00:34:17] did no different from an American white person right but on top of that
[00:34:21] your country was like we think the Nazis are pretty good yeah
[00:34:26] so I'm down yeah yeah I loved there's there I did it one
[00:34:30] what an Argentinian you showed me that guy was a guy in the
[00:34:33] yeah German these things are German yeah yeah he just was a fucking
[00:34:37] Hitler's dream he was six eight blonde hair blue eye he's on the basketball
[00:34:42] team you're a Gwen team too Diego for lawn like
[00:34:46] blue eyed blonde um we have to take a quick break
[00:34:52] uh I think so Mona Jean Obley's grandfather was uh
[00:35:00] Heinrich himler it's him where which one was the good one the desert fox right
[00:35:06] oh yeah that's rommel did rommel everyone's favorite Nazi the
[00:35:10] Haidas Nazi what he did he was sick at fighting he just hated he wasn't he
[00:35:14] just chased the British army with a small tank battalion across north
[00:35:18] yeah he's like the only guy that patent respected
[00:35:21] really yeah is Ernst with Ernst Rommel yeah he made them go so fast because
[00:35:26] they would like push up dust so like the army's like far away would see the
[00:35:31] dust and be like oh it's a ton of people coming it was like
[00:35:34] just him and like just being a psycho and then he and then uh he tried to
[00:35:39] assassinate Hitler oh so this guy was cool he was
[00:35:42] like yeah he was like a career yeah he was like a career like you know
[00:35:48] soldier he was a queer soldier he was queer he was trans he was LGBTQ
[00:35:53] RST I mean he was Nazi for part of his life that's true yeah
[00:35:58] um but all the good Nazis we got uh after the war through Operation Paper
[00:36:03] Clip that's how to do science to do science yeah
[00:36:07] you know it's funny about was it it was Operation Paper Clip I think so
[00:36:10] initially it was named after the Microsoft yeah it was
[00:36:13] it was clippy it was uh so initially they were like no SS guys so like we're
[00:36:19] only gonna take like here scientists or you know like just German scientists
[00:36:23] nobody actually affiliated with the Nazi party
[00:36:25] and then it was a bit like the Russians and the Americans splitting up all these
[00:36:29] Nazi you know scientists after the war and then they realized like okay well
[00:36:33] all the best scientists were affiliated with the Nazi party so they're like
[00:36:36] let's just take the Nazis and then fucking uh what's his name the
[00:36:42] guy the propulsion lab yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
[00:36:44] Bernouvain Braun yeah yeah Bernouvain Braun is buried in Arlington
[00:36:48] there's like pictures of him and like uh John F Kennedy they were like friends
[00:36:52] and uh he was just a Nazi yeah he was like an actual Nazi that
[00:36:55] invented rockets to kill Americans nice but he got us to the moon
[00:37:00] he got us to the moon now he's the hero of the movie October Sky
[00:37:04] uh which is uh a Nazi and Nazi good old war and the Nazi propaganda we're
[00:37:08] gonna take a hurt song five we gotta break and then yeah come back
[00:37:15] welcome to the 90s and welcome to a way to explore new horizons
[00:37:20] you think it's good to slap a woman no i don't think it's good i think it's
[00:37:24] bad though i don't think it's that bad i think that it depends entirely on the
[00:37:28] circumstances and if it merits it yeah or what would merit it
[00:37:32] well if you have to try it everything else
[00:37:35] and women are pretty good at this they can't leave it alone
[00:37:39] you know they want to have the the last word and you give them the last
[00:37:44] last word but they're not happy with the last one
[00:37:46] they want to say it again and and get into a really provocative situation
[00:37:58] burn burn hurry up burn put this in here not in there and that in there and
[00:38:02] this is over here i want you to come down and help me
[00:38:04] eat this doubles pizza burn doubles pizzas made fresh
[00:38:08] every day fresh crust fresh baked fresh toppings and when it comes to toppings
[00:38:21] you're right burn save the pizza i can always grow new legs
[00:38:33] hey everybody welcome back to come town
[00:38:36] nick our host is actually still in the bathroom so i'm going to intro
[00:38:40] we've got a very special guest here we're speaking about
[00:38:43] we have two very special guests i'm sorry wow what an honor i didn't even
[00:38:47] realize she was going to be here um two very special guests
[00:38:50] uh the first is a comedian nick knows uh very well he had him on
[00:38:55] it was his he booked him and uh we have Seth cockfield here with us
[00:38:59] oh yeah that's actually uh Seth dickfield
[00:39:03] i'm sorry Seth cockfield is a different guy
[00:39:07] okay i see uh you're a different i'm sorry
[00:39:10] i'm sorry and there's no relation between the two of us
[00:39:13] it's the any any any any you know similarities is a complete
[00:39:19] coincidence if legal purposes you can't say that you know
[00:39:25] this is just a cruel impression of a guy i'm not particularly friends with
[00:39:31] Seth dickfield i'm sorry ladies and gentlemen we have Seth dickfield here
[00:39:35] with us oh boy here i am Seth dickfield did not
[00:39:39] the the guy the Jew from family guy uh we also have here a very respected
[00:39:47] blogger uh lindsey east lindsey eats everybody
[00:39:55] i i have been a fan of yours forever uh
[00:39:59] hopefully you know how to speak oh oh oh oh okay
[00:40:05] more job i don't think you don't be able to sustain that for 30
[00:40:11] more job i dakuku on solo oh no lindsey had to leave
[00:40:18] oh she had to get out of here oh no see lindsey
[00:40:24] oh good adam's back what's up yeah did you guys see uh was that uh
[00:40:29] job i don't think so i don't think oh it's lindsey west oh okay
[00:40:36] all right lindsey west well i'm so glad to be here so we can
[00:40:40] talk about seth dickfield about you know
[00:40:43] said you know said yo teth dickfield did i go back
[00:40:46] oh well he used to protest outside my synagogue when i was growing up oh yeah
[00:40:51] and they're not jewish enough neither is that
[00:40:56] i'm not jewish at all i i just talk like this
[00:40:59] well said i'm sorry adam please side i actually i've been circumcised
[00:41:05] three times my foreskin keeps growing back i keep having to get it removed
[00:41:10] my name i know it's a real thing it happened to me what
[00:41:13] i've had my i had my dick completely cut off once i learned about feminism in
[00:41:18] 2013 and i became woke as it were i had i said i said cut it off i don't even
[00:41:25] want to uh uh be associated with these rapists out here
[00:41:29] i want my dick removed that's so progressive of you uh seth
[00:41:32] now you know you wanted what what happened to your dick
[00:41:35] where did it go um i mailed it to the republicans i said you can
[00:41:40] pal you can go ahead and keep it that ought to show them you can go ahead
[00:41:43] you can put this with andrew jackson and the rest of your dirty money
[00:41:47] your move republicans i had i paid for it with the new harry at top and 20s
[00:41:51] the dick room of the surgery wow that's incredible thank you that's great seth
[00:41:55] and i understand i still it's crazy how long nich's taking in the bathroom but
[00:41:59] i understand that you have some you know i hope i hope he's getting beat up by a
[00:42:02] train this person and oh yeah that's what you want that's what i want i want all
[00:42:06] the bathrooms to be filled with trains people and they're all free and you
[00:42:10] don't have to tip great well that's good to know
[00:42:13] seth and you want them to commit acts of violence against cis white men is that
[00:42:17] correct absolutely i think i think that's the only way to restore justice
[00:42:22] is if uh you know how about we start lynching these
[00:42:26] or these straight white guys out here what's a little consider yourself to be
[00:42:30] i a hero i consider myself a hero you're talking about my gender identity
[00:42:35] oh i well i'm i love girls what can i say i love them
[00:42:39] oh i want to i want to kiss them and hog them and take them out on dates
[00:42:43] what are your pronouns uh uh seth uh he he him her
[00:42:50] he him she her she she's him they him her facey
[00:42:54] so yeah whichever you know whatever i'm feeling at the moment
[00:42:58] which here's what i do is i go into the movie theater and i say
[00:43:02] do you have a military discount and if they ask for the idea i say never mind
[00:43:11] wow i see that is a very intricate gender uh construct their seth but
[00:43:19] let's you mentioned the movies let's get right into it adam uh we're not just
[00:43:23] here to gab with seth so that's a big uh film that right
[00:43:28] absolutely absolutely yeah what's your favorite movie
[00:43:33] there's feminist ghost bust it's hands down it's not even out yet i'm just so
[00:43:37] excited about it no i mean it doesn't come out to this
[00:43:39] summer how do you know it's your favorite movie well because i've been blogging
[00:43:43] about i've been talking about it first for uh wow let's see when are they
[00:43:47] announced it seven and a half years ago i think so yeah i've been talking about
[00:43:50] this this movie that's going to change everything
[00:43:54] we're going to get i mean i used to like hillary and then i found out that it's
[00:43:57] cool little like burning so that's that's who i support now but
[00:44:01] feminist ghost bust is all the way great what i think we should remake every
[00:44:05] movie but with garyles garyles huh they should make a
[00:44:09] garyle version what are you like what are your top five girls
[00:44:12] type they should do girl type that girl babe two pig in the city
[00:44:17] girl sex in the city girl hbos girls so you don't think there are enough
[00:44:22] women in hbos girl there should be how many are there
[00:44:24] there's four there should be 72 what about sends a message what's that to the
[00:44:29] terrors to the terrors well none of them are versions what about girl gary
[00:44:33] girl ross that would be my favorite movie
[00:44:38] go gary go ross i think david mamet should be sent to prison
[00:44:42] for using cuss words you know what i call them set but using
[00:44:47] using cuss words you know what i call david mamet
[00:44:52] david manet because he is that's right is that social man it's father
[00:44:57] uh yes that's how i would describe this you guys hear
[00:45:05] eric trump's dad is running for president
[00:45:09] i'm sorry i don't know eric chumper you talking about
[00:45:11] what was their fucking name evanka evanka okay well i i have to go everybody i
[00:45:17] know i know i live for an impromptu bris would you fuck
[00:45:20] evanka uh i i would never fuck any woman
[00:45:25] you know i mean i would respect the woman's vagina with my semi erect
[00:45:34] when you come down how do you have sex that you don't have
[00:45:39] you've had so many other people and i listen to the sound of my own voice
[00:45:42] echoing back out sort of like a shell yeah it's like listening to the ocean
[00:45:49] well said so that oh is that nik nik are you back already oh here i am
[00:45:53] oh she just missed sith oh i miss sith yeah oh no i'm sorry me and i'm her best
[00:45:58] friend yeah i said yo uh sith's cousins dick field
[00:46:02] oh no is he who says cousin uh death uh dick field
[00:46:15] and i just want to give a shout out to all the pocs out there
[00:46:23] you think it's not fair that you can't stay the m word i can't even heal the
[00:46:28] m word okay um i really hope no one listens
[00:46:34] dick field they're all gone it looks like yeah
[00:46:39] um so uh what do we have on here else um i just wrote down some news items
[00:46:45] the uh yellow stone bison you see that story
[00:46:49] i know like yeah so there's like a bison calf in yellow stone park
[00:46:53] and these people like saw it and they thought it looked cold
[00:46:57] so they put it in their car drove it to a ranger station to like save it and the
[00:47:01] rangers are like yeah it's fine i don't know why you did this
[00:47:04] and then they tried to bring the bison back but they'd already like smelled
[00:47:07] like asshole you know from being in that super room as soon as
[00:47:11] yeah yeah that's safe guess yeah yeah super
[00:47:14] match back so like the the mom bison or whatever rejected it and then they
[00:47:19] had to just like kill mom bison and bison
[00:47:22] bison bison yeah oh my god i bet it was delicious
[00:47:28] mine remade took a squirrel into our apartment the other day
[00:47:33] i'm sorry i'm dying but it doesn't have parents she said it's a baby she could
[00:47:37] have its nest i was like you just you can't take any type of baby
[00:47:42] yeah to our apartment she's like didn't have mom and dad i was like well how do
[00:47:47] you know and then apparently she actually did the right thing she sent it
[00:47:50] back to a animal rehabilitation but yeah yeah
[00:47:54] uh top five animals stop go uh rhinoceros
[00:47:59] hell yeah dude uh you know they're horn not ivory it's actually uh
[00:48:03] keratin that's it's a unique animal among the that's what you straighten hair with
[00:48:08] uh yeah it's what hair is made out of oh wait yeah
[00:48:11] so rhinoceros is horn is like a big fingernail on their fucking
[00:48:15] mirror head that's how humans can actually grow them
[00:48:18] humans can have like if you have there's like it's a rare thing
[00:48:21] oddly affects chinese people more than anyone else oh
[00:48:24] but here you go spinning your conspiracy theories i'm pretty you know what i got
[00:48:28] offered an apartment outside of china town i might take it because it's
[00:48:30] two hundred dollars cheaper than my current place what where oh yeah that's
[00:48:34] our best i'll be neighbors on gates yeah i don't want to do it but it's like
[00:48:38] bros damn come through dude yeah dude you got a more
[00:48:40] bitch i'm a story boy and i'm off the front do you even how often do you speak
[00:48:43] greek that's the only benefit of living there
[00:48:45] every time i own you know speak greek okay so once a day
[00:48:54] so yeah i use it a lot actually he's my greek a lot yo zorba
[00:48:57] give me a fucking sandwich uh you want to you want to speak a little greek
[00:49:01] for a podcast we want to say um top five animals in greek
[00:49:05] go in greek laudari what is that lion lion
[00:49:10] minds aren't isn't it leonitis yeah it's um uh michael dukakis uh that's
[00:49:17] that's my third animal um that was my dad's joke when i told him
[00:49:23] he'd never heard the term plot synopsis before
[00:49:26] when i was explaining plot synopsis to a movie he's like what the fuck is a
[00:49:29] plot synopsis he's never heard the term plot synopsis no he's like
[00:49:32] it's just what it's about that's the what happens in the movie you would
[00:49:36] never say plot synopsis so i said it to him one time
[00:49:38] he's like it sounds like uh like a greek like film professor
[00:49:42] like george blossom what's an observation yeah no but it's very
[00:49:46] dad joke but i i was proud of it's a good joke it's good so
[00:49:50] that's good um what else are some good yo octopus octopo
[00:49:55] octopo oh isn't that already greek well my parents are
[00:49:59] just saying it in a stupid way i could do all right cons you want to
[00:50:02] you want me to do some yeah let's do here some opera counts
[00:50:05] and word um yeah so here's uh this is how you say how
[00:50:08] fucking funny is that the white people went down there and they're like we're
[00:50:11] inventing a language it's called african
[00:50:13] yeah i know it's our language but it's called african it's a
[00:50:17] dutch higher continent it's a dutch like uh
[00:50:20] der it's a derivative of dutch so if you speak african you can understand
[00:50:25] dutch yeah yeah yeah interesting it's like a pigeon language yeah
[00:50:28] that the servants would speak mmm okay so this is uh i remember actually
[00:50:33] once my dad used to have the saying in african's
[00:50:37] um when i was a kid and he said he was a
[00:50:47] yeah was a lion did your parents like uh sing the
[00:50:55] wow that's really good yeah yeah my dad you said you're dad you just say that all
[00:50:58] the time yeah but your dad killed by his brother
[00:51:01] um by he was killed by his brother yeah yeah yeah
[00:51:06] get it guys that's a lion king reference i said it
[00:51:09] before it fell flat and then i made i made a
[00:51:12] made a reference movie all right favorite song from
[00:51:16] diz movie on three all of us one two three that guest on
[00:51:24] is under the sea guest on song but that guy's in love with
[00:51:28] guest on he's like no one fucks i cast on no one looks like
[00:51:32] gas on no one can suck on my dick like gas on
[00:51:35] gas i was gay right like uh well no his friend was
[00:51:39] guest on is the hero of that movie he's like the sailor for that piece
[00:51:43] yeah it's like a fucking monster i love guest on yeah it's a monster it's first
[00:51:47] of all uh gas on uh for all of his flaws is not
[00:51:51] some rich asshole right right right right
[00:51:54] castle i also love that no one in that town was like
[00:51:56] hey didn't we have like a prince yeah didn't we have like a royal family that
[00:52:01] controlled everything what happened to that prince that we had
[00:52:05] he just went turn into a monster in the castle we got to wrap it up because
[00:52:08] stops got to do a more important podcast um biggest item i know you guys have
[00:52:13] been waiting for it i stopped by the red box today there is a new
[00:52:17] Tony Hawk proscam for what which system i don't know
[00:52:21] i mean i'll play video games anymore dude that's that's gonna give me back
[00:52:25] track that soundtrack yeah i do in my favorite
[00:52:32] gets me amped yeah uh they might eat my police truck
[00:52:36] yeah yeah that was probably my name is yeah race car driver yeah yeah i died
[00:52:41] 50 000 times to race car driver yeah it was crushed
[00:52:45] oh boy i died in that game no but i like i'd like i'd like
[00:52:50] it's an absolute skater you don't be fucking landing your head
[00:52:53] that blood in the playstation version they took it out of the nintendo version
[00:52:57] because nintendo was like gay about you know having
[00:53:00] having violence which you guys have you ever played conquerors bad for a day
[00:53:04] no you haven't okay so like rare rare was like nintendo's
[00:53:08] you know like that was like their best developer whatever you make gold mine
[00:53:12] like donkey calling all that shit and uh they got tired of making like
[00:53:16] games for children i i don't remember the details i'm probably
[00:53:19] fucking it up this is the way i tell the story and i
[00:53:21] it's rungulate right yeah so they had to make a platformer for nintendo
[00:53:25] and they chose like this character conquer which was like a squirrel from
[00:53:29] the ditty con racing game and did he like fuck yeah the whole game he's like
[00:53:33] you know drunk and he's like fucking yeah no pretty much dude he's like
[00:53:38] that's yeah one of the bad guys is like a giant pile of shit that's like fuck you
[00:53:43] that's like cursing or whatever and they released a game and like it got rave
[00:53:47] reviews and then nintendo like just sold the company after that they were
[00:53:50] furious because it was like like adult yeah because then they want to make
[00:53:54] you know i mean you like you they still make the same
[00:53:57] shit what is it what is that guy make anything else you know
[00:54:00] what that company well it was a whole company
[00:54:03] oh okay yeah i don't know i mean yeah like gold mine perfect arkand all
[00:54:07] that shit i know uh microsoft bought the company and i'll do it after that
[00:54:10] yo i want to play leisure suit larry yeah it was that it was that a game just
[00:54:14] about fucking the whole thing pretty much there was another game
[00:54:18] uh for the atari called uh custard's revenge
[00:54:22] where you just played a naked general custer
[00:54:25] you just didn't have clothes on and you had to like run through all these
[00:54:28] like indian shooting arrows at you and at the end of the level you got the rape
[00:54:32] there's a there's a native one wait are you fucking serious yeah there's a
[00:54:36] native american woman tied up to a tree and you rape her as general custer
[00:54:39] what are you serious yeah yeah how about that jesebell
[00:54:44] about that game before you're free yeah that's the that's what you get
[00:54:49] my oldest revenge you it's not like this isn't just um this is general
[00:54:54] custer who lost my old friend eric tilden's mom
[00:54:57] named all the pokemon really old friend because he's mad at me
[00:55:01] now so does that mean she could name them no she named all like the ones
[00:55:06] that are like she's like a cool mom ball basur she was an executive and
[00:55:11] nintendo and like obviously pikachu was like japanese but like all like
[00:55:16] bulbasaur yeah that's one that she named like all the english cognate ones
[00:55:20] are interesting did she name mr mime the blackface one yeah she
[00:55:23] had a meaner name for his first draft yeah
[00:55:34] it's from the mark twain novel okay it's from a book
[00:55:44] and on that note uh apologies to everybody um
[00:55:49] that's to join us next week when our guests will be
[00:55:52] nylda grass tyson oh yeah he's a big fan yeah yeah he sent me a message and he
[00:55:56] actually said that we could use the n-word he said
[00:55:58] as he said i i gave you uh adam you want to go first
[00:56:01] nylda grace uh to gracie tyson is uh the guy that's allowed to tell people he
[00:56:14] el hayo yebitch hell yeah all right so we should end it all right
[00:56:18] thanks guys thank you so much uh contact with luck
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