[00:00:00] Welcome everybody to your favorite pocket.

[00:00:29] It's a

[00:00:49] it's a frost amber frost

[00:00:56] that was pretty good back by a leaf

[00:01:00] frost amber leaf frost back by popular

[00:01:04] demand that's a real that's a real name

[00:01:06] that's like some internet are first

[00:01:07] returning at school interest bitch if I

[00:01:10] would have picked a name I would like

[00:01:12] get me extra TSA checks is that oh oh

[00:01:15] the Ali a anything with an a it

[00:01:18] that's like a black that's like a

[00:01:20] black muscle name yeah it's like

[00:01:23] Muhammad but it's like Emma

[00:01:24] apostrophe yeah each dollar sign

[00:01:27] it's like I enjoy it's like I enjoy

[00:01:29] it is like a brats gift to fucked up

[00:01:34] my space pages is a day like we only

[00:01:37] dated for like maybe six weeks or

[00:01:39] something in college and I at one

[00:01:42] point some girl was walking by and

[00:01:44] like a miniskirt he was like his

[00:01:46] women have no respect themselves and

[00:01:49] I was like oh this isn't gonna work so

[00:01:51] like I broke up with him two weeks later

[00:01:54] I see him in a little boat time passing

[00:01:56] up oh no you did it yeah I'm no blue

[00:02:01] eye devil he's just sad white girl broke

[00:02:06] up with him but take it out at all do

[00:02:10] you guys think nation of Islam guys are

[00:02:12] really into that song I'm a classic man

[00:02:14] oh Jana is a nation is on my face

[00:02:17] he's a very common son this is very

[00:02:20] constant very good

[00:02:23] did you Dennis sucks that I've never heard

[00:02:25] fair so music that was my that was my

[00:02:28] that was my favorite song in the summer

[00:02:29] last year before I became fair con it

[00:02:32] was he was a Calypso artist that's so

[00:02:34] tight that's so tight I did one about

[00:02:36] the first trans woman he could

[00:02:38] Calypso song you know dr. John is in

[00:02:40] the Anazi wait what

[00:02:43] who's dr. John I'm sorry but like I feel

[00:02:46] like you could say that dr. John is a

[00:02:52] neo-nazi but I think the better story

[00:02:53] is that fair con was a Calypso musician

[00:02:56] who made a song also this is thematic

[00:02:59] for your podcast about the first trans

[00:03:01] woman hell yeah oh yeah was she hot you

[00:03:04] should use that it's probably I mean like

[00:03:06] no one's gonna see you for that you

[00:03:07] should use it for like a middle so

[00:03:09] fair con has like an inside

[00:03:10] song though Calypso song was the anti-pro

[00:03:13] um it's sort of like a

[00:03:16] oh isn't this funny like it's not

[00:03:17] it's not particularly like transphobic

[00:03:20] it's more sort of like I think like the

[00:03:23] line is is she a she or is she a he or

[00:03:26] something like that killer song yeah yeah

[00:03:30] you had a boyfriend look like a girlfriend

[00:03:32] yeah what's the the erasmus song every

[00:03:35] erasmus songs but you look like a lady

[00:03:37] yeah oh man that cat shit and it smells

[00:03:39] so bad it's pretty bad it's all we talk

[00:03:41] about it

[00:03:44] um have you ever listened have you ever

[00:03:46] listened to mansons record oh yeah yeah

[00:03:51] you know you had a river move so you could

[00:03:53] suck other guys dicks sure look better

[00:03:55] like better

[00:03:59] do we talk about having a river move so you

[00:04:01] could eat your own ass no i don't think

[00:04:03] it would be even more than river that

[00:04:05] would be impressive because but i think

[00:04:07] like you know not it's like a small

[00:04:10] minority of the population can give

[00:04:12] themselves head but like who can eat

[00:04:15] their own ass probably just like contortionist

[00:04:18] yeah that is how we will know him that should

[00:04:21] be like if you if you go to the olympics

[00:04:23] for like gymnastics or whatever like you

[00:04:26] just one guy just pulls his leotard aside

[00:04:28] and starts eating his own asshole or like

[00:04:30] we have to give him the gold and then a new

[00:04:32] medal the platinum

[00:04:37] oh gosh that's great that would be

[00:04:39] fucking awesome there should be a succulent

[00:04:41] dick portion of the ellip like if you

[00:04:43] could do like a backflip yeah considering

[00:04:46] the amount of gun events they have there's

[00:04:48] one there's one there's pistol shooting but

[00:04:49] then there's like quick pistol yeah

[00:04:52] air rifle that's another one yeah why are

[00:04:54] there's so many gun events yeah there's

[00:04:56] like uh there's like uh there's like i

[00:04:58] think like what fat ass country lobbied

[00:05:01] to get all these guns for it's all like they've been in the olympics for a while

[00:05:05] there's all virgins from china that win no it's a german guy it's a german cop

[00:05:10] that won everything there was a really fat

[00:05:13] woman who's like been to like seven olympics or some shit

[00:05:16] yeah they're like yeah you won't hear them talk about her because she's a

[00:05:19] trump supporter you see that fucking like bait going around

[00:05:23] just some like fat lesbian looking but isn't a lesbian because she's from she's

[00:05:26] just a midwest loving gun yeah lady yeah and it's like no

[00:05:31] we're not talking about that because if some fat lady can do it

[00:05:35] for seven olympics in a row yeah it's not a sport right that's not what sports

[00:05:39] are you can't just fucking be fat as hell and just

[00:05:42] like shoot a gun well the gun events are retarded

[00:05:44] i mean there's like there's the long rifle one

[00:05:47] that it's basically half of them are like pistol half of them are like

[00:05:50] rifle one of them is combined and they're like some of them you have to like

[00:05:54] shoot standing up and then while laying down and then while like on a knee

[00:05:57] but then the only one i've seen is like the one where they there's like five

[00:06:02] targets and you get like a second to look at them and then you have to like

[00:06:04] shoot them like really quick oh damn that's pretty cool yeah

[00:06:06] you know chris kyle could have won everyone but they didn't let him

[00:06:10] because he's too patriotic yeah that's why that's a real trump supporter

[00:06:13] he uses trump's for it yeah um the better one is the one where you

[00:06:18] go skiing or you'd go cross country skiing and then you shoot

[00:06:21] cross country ski some boy the ski long jump that still blows my

[00:06:27] mind that that's like who is the first guy that was like

[00:06:30] all right well we're gonna make a ramp then i'm gonna go down the mountain

[00:06:33] and then i'm gonna go off it on my skis and i'll probably

[00:06:36] i'll probably go like 20 feet and i'll be all right and then

[00:06:40] he ended up going like four thousand feet

[00:06:43] i was like i'm gonna die and it's kind of bugging

[00:06:46] you're like yeah let's keep doing that that's insane that's like the most

[00:06:49] insane fucking event they look they do really big skis so it

[00:06:53] like catches more air yeah like catch more wind

[00:06:57] i think so is that what they do i think i have no idea but that sounds good and

[00:07:00] no polls they do no polls they go no polls and pretty much

[00:07:03] you don't need a poll you're about to do you only need the polls for cross

[00:07:06] country skiing or if you're doing like all kind like a little

[00:07:11] fucking down the down the mountain shit yeah but you don't actually need the

[00:07:14] polls for that yeah for like turns and shit you don't use

[00:07:17] the polls to do anything though they just you're not like pushing yourself

[00:07:20] that when they go around the the little thing you slalom yeah

[00:07:24] or not slalom the the what are they moat not moguls

[00:07:27] moat fucking called uh uh slalom we should ask Phil

[00:07:32] Phil would know oh other Phil not the one we're truck boys

[00:07:35] we're truck boys about skiing yeah you guys ever skied we're watching

[00:07:40] olympics i've never skied in my life no i've gotten skiing we've gone skiing

[00:07:45] it's fun yeah i'm terrible at it it's like i tried snowboarding

[00:07:48] too once you're warning i'm very bad at yeah

[00:07:51] yeah rich bitches going fucking winter sports are for the rich dude

[00:07:55] they are i was i they're also for the athletic like every other sport

[00:07:59] and they'll fuck you up yeah dude i'm more athletic than you

[00:08:02] bitch let's maybe let's maybe like no i'm definitely gonna be your

[00:08:05] book race let's do a race right now i don't have a lot of natural

[00:08:08] athleticism i'm pretty i do i'm pretty like i'm like a

[00:08:11] natural athlete yeah can you like are you good at like

[00:08:15] fat guy athletic things like pushing heavy things

[00:08:18] yeah like strong fat i'm i'm i'm half strong fat my upper body is like a

[00:08:22] child's upper body but my lower body yeah i could fucking i could pull some

[00:08:26] shit i don't know what yeah probably deadlift

[00:08:29] deadlift i don't really deadlift it i don't really you know

[00:08:32] i don't use my gifts my natural gifts but um

[00:08:36] i just kind of like let them hang you know like in case she goes down

[00:08:40] yeah i can kick very high you can't see that's not it was always crazy how

[00:08:45] good fucking uh chris farley was doing cartwheels yeah

[00:08:50] i think he could pull yeah well he had he just like he knew

[00:08:53] where center gravity was and then he could manipulate himself

[00:08:56] like you know like a turtle or something or you know like a like a graceful

[00:09:02] hippo yeah he's more graceful hippos will fuck

[00:09:04] shit up dude he's like the hippos and

[00:09:06] phantasia yeah well have you ever seen a hippo underwater

[00:09:10] how gracefully they move oh yeah yeah they move gracefully i think they're

[00:09:14] just buoyant i think everyone is graceful when they're

[00:09:17] flipped they're really mean right they're mean they'll fuck your ass up they

[00:09:19] kill more people than any other yeah then the

[00:09:21] man that should be an olympic event is doing flips under the water

[00:09:25] yeah is that what synchronized swimming yeah well

[00:09:28] there's the best is uh rhythmic gymnastics the

[00:09:31] rhythmic yeah there's uh there's uh

[00:09:33] rings and balls girl i went to elementary school with it was like a rhythmic

[00:09:38] gymnast who went to some dumbass like contest

[00:09:40] forward or whatever yeah yeah and then they like made an announcement on like

[00:09:44] that they're like everyone congratulate chiral for

[00:09:48] being good at ribbon i hate a girl who is good at baton

[00:09:53] yeah and like she won something and so they're like hey she's

[00:09:58] good at baton yeah is that a fucking event isn't that just like some shit

[00:10:02] you tawson spin it and do shit but like there's no

[00:10:05] there's no like there's no formal like organizations yeah yeah right

[00:10:11] emoting tawson sports so without that who cares yeah

[00:10:15] that's hilarious they should do the olympics more like color wars at camp

[00:10:18] there should be like a skit competition at the very end of it

[00:10:21] best song you make a song up with like inside jokes and stuff

[00:10:25] uh where's that that'd be fun i've never i went to camp

[00:10:29] yeah like a eurovision song contest how much camp did you go to

[00:10:34] i was a lot of camp yeah

[00:10:37] that is your most all your friends are still that way i first saw you it was like

[00:10:41] that guy that guy has been playing camp yeah all of your friends are from camp

[00:10:45] that's how you get that's how you get people to come to the show pretty ironic

[00:10:48] some of them not all pretty ironic i'm actually out of touch

[00:10:51] they're into camps now i'm out of touch yeah i was

[00:10:56] yeah when i was in middle school i was at uh

[00:10:58] burgen belson and then high school is dachau and then ashwits

[00:11:01] at the end yeah i went to one year of like christian camp which is hilarious

[00:11:09] it was like greek orthodox camp which greek orthodoxid sounds so like

[00:11:13] fucking real but it's like all one incense and stuff yeah

[00:11:15] inset we do get the incense game is crazy dude

[00:11:18] greek orthodoxid shakers and shit um i went to fucking i just it just sucked

[00:11:24] it was fucking terrible it's like no greek people are actually religious

[00:11:28] that's a thing so then like like we all just go to church

[00:11:30] and just like wait for the donuts like and like

[00:11:34] there's like a special kind of weird dessert that you give like to honor

[00:11:38] dead people but it's like it's like a good religion though

[00:11:41] but we just like what just i had no idea that it was meaningful at all and i'm

[00:11:44] just like eating like like eight bags of it comes a little bit

[00:11:48] you're eating all the death cookies i'm doing i'm doing all the dead cookies

[00:11:51] and it's like and then you had to go to camp like actually do fucking

[00:11:54] bible study and shit i was like oh this shit is fucking gay i don't want to do

[00:11:58] i was an altar boy it was pretty great i had a little robe

[00:12:01] they're they don't molest though the greeks they don't because our priests get

[00:12:05] the fuck our priests get to have a band molestic they're all

[00:12:08] they're all gay that's the thing the priests well greeks

[00:12:12] yeah we fuck the whole country it's not molestation in the entire country

[00:12:15] one of the funniest fucking wikipedia vandalism's i ever saw

[00:12:19] was that i was just i was just you know how you sit on wikipedia and you click

[00:12:22] like you just follow links yeah yeah and then i wound up on like the

[00:12:26] wikipedia page for greek people and the first sentence was uh the greek

[00:12:31] sir people known for inventing diarrhea

[00:12:33] i thought it caught me off guard and i like had a heart attack

[00:12:37] because i was laughing so hard i'm so glad you made it out of that way

[00:12:41] yeah oh man i i feel like everyone was

[00:12:45] ass fucking dude we just had it we just documented it

[00:12:48] yeah you just put it on like you know yeah the japanese

[00:12:51] samurais fucked boys for sure there was always there's a website uh

[00:12:56] boys uh fuck boys chat dot org or something there was a website i

[00:13:00] remember it's where i met really cool old friends yeah

[00:13:03] well it was a website for pedophiles it was like

[00:13:06] yeah it was like uh i remember because like i used to spend a lot of time on

[00:13:09] encyclopedia dramatica and they had an article about it

[00:13:13] and then so like you go to this website and it's a forum

[00:13:16] for pedophiles like open pedophiles and they're like

[00:13:19] all right guys here are the rules you know you talk about whatever you want

[00:13:23] but nothing illegal goes on here and it's like obviously like monitored by

[00:13:28] law enforcement 24 by 27 and yeah

[00:13:32] whole thing was invented by the yeah yeah and

[00:13:35] constantly every time every like week there would be opposed to be like

[00:13:39] well uh baseball 72 just got locked up so

[00:13:43] you know rp to that guy uh but uh yeah check out this deck i built this week

[00:13:49] yeah and then there was one guy that i remember reading his posts he was like

[00:13:52] in spain or something and he's like i rape all the bars and no

[00:13:56] and confine me and he's like they're jealous of him because like

[00:14:01] he lived in some shitty country where they couldn't get him

[00:14:04] he's like i teach a soccer team and i fuck all the boys

[00:14:08] they were like i'm so jealous you're here

[00:14:12] where you tell me it's like an Italian accent you say it's just

[00:14:15] raining you name appear i don't know because i wanted to keep it vague i

[00:14:19] don't know which country is strong but he should have done the lift

[00:14:22] like uh yeah venezuelan no no no yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

[00:14:28] but the venezuelans have a list too don't they

[00:14:30] uh maybe it's it's a caracas caracas caracas

[00:14:36] caraca carada carada carada

[00:14:40] come from cocksaw gift yeah that's how they talk um

[00:14:43] just like gay southerners bainas y'all come at

[00:14:47] that i'm from caraca um what you telling me there was one

[00:14:53] i think this is a website you don't know there's one guy who's like

[00:14:56] looking for advice on how to jack off a baby

[00:14:59] yeah that was that that was yeah it wasn't advice it was the

[00:15:03] pose was like can a baby have an orgasm and the tone was like or am i just wasting

[00:15:07] my time

[00:15:09] some guy like sucking off a baby for like 45 minutes

[00:15:13] and he's like what is the problem here

[00:15:17] come on like you do get random erection yeah

[00:15:21] like nonsense or like and no one tells you that and then you're suddenly like

[00:15:24] changing a diaper and it's terrifying experience you've ever had in your life

[00:15:27] it's like a chronic birth film and you want to like

[00:15:29] pour bleach in your eyes you think a baby's trying to fuck

[00:15:32] you know your baby's like turned on

[00:15:36] oh fuck dude the idea of a baby getting his dick sucked is

[00:15:40] so funny to me yeah it's like and it's allowed here

[00:15:44] it's yeah exactly after a circumcision yeah um but it's just like

[00:15:48] that baby's got no i like i read uh there was like some mom got

[00:15:52] dropped for sucking off her son her infant son and it's like

[00:15:56] is that even bad yeah yeah i think that's bad yeah

[00:16:02] yeah i remember some i remember reading some fuck that's great thank you Adam

[00:16:05] i remember reading some fucked up story mother you just did

[00:16:09] this guy that got arrested you can't rationalize any reason for it though

[00:16:13] there's no like medical purpose well that's if you if it stops after like

[00:16:16] six months come on dude if a if a fucking if a guy like

[00:16:20] eight his daughters infant daughters pussy you wouldn't be like that's fine

[00:16:24] yeah well boys are a little bit more resilient than girls yeah that's true

[00:16:30] the point is yeah i want to get my son i want to my

[00:16:34] son to get his dick sucked i want my son to be cool by the mom

[00:16:37] not my wife or whatever but a hot like a lady with big fake teeth yeah you

[00:16:42] hire a prostitute for your eight month old

[00:16:46] i ain't gonna have no facts

[00:16:50] trying get him to be straight by getting someone

[00:16:55] dude in Greece my cousin tried to get my at the time 11 year old

[00:16:59] brother he tried to sneak him out of the house to a brothel

[00:17:03] to fuck for the first time and literally we caught them or else my brother would

[00:17:08] have fucked against his will basically yeah just to make

[00:17:11] cried yeah just to make my cousin think he's cool just

[00:17:15] some fuck some old like Uzbekistani woman all the right all the

[00:17:20] prostitutes in Greece are like russian and kazaks and yeah that sex

[00:17:25] traffic yep ladies anyway um all the prostitutes here are also

[00:17:30] are they no not all of them really we've got plenty of home groans here

[00:17:36] i mean i've never bought a prostitute neither have i got Ian on that yeah

[00:17:39] dude we should get Ian Ian he is gun but Ian buys prostitutes he used to

[00:17:44] our friend Ian i guess he stopped doing it now that he's woke you don't buy them

[00:17:48] you you procure their services pay for sex work you know i buy them

[00:17:53] and use them well that's a little you buy them and use them as objects is what

[00:17:57] you do yeah i guess that's probably not the right

[00:17:59] word but it's not like it fucking matters but it's a service job sure right like

[00:18:04] you would buy a mechanic but if somebody's like i got to buy a mechanic i'd be like

[00:18:08] oh they just talked on yeah it wouldn't be like excuse me

[00:18:12] are you implying that there's somehow i purchased mechanical work i think you

[00:18:17] know uh yeah the woke mechanic that's a fun sketch yeah we can do that go well

[00:18:25] you you transmission makes you see the entire word yeah you don't want to

[00:18:29] fuck that up uh it's more fluid any kind of fluid really i you know

[00:18:36] that there's no preference that would be fucked up if you saw i've had a

[00:18:39] preference i think all that has is the trainee joke right

[00:18:44] yeah pretty well we can't answer all of this so we got there

[00:18:48] uh but that is the only way you can say trainees if you're talking about a

[00:18:52] transmission or you can just say trainee and not

[00:18:54] worry about it every time i say trainee i mean train the

[00:18:56] trainee my favorite is when people call it the t-slur

[00:19:00] uh t-word yeah no uh you uh he was using the t-slur

[00:19:05] i i interviewed this woman a few years ago jane county when i was

[00:19:10] writing more about music and she was like the first

[00:19:13] openly transgender woman in punk music and she did a really interesting life

[00:19:19] like bowie ripped her off she was like a stone wall veteran like she was really

[00:19:23] holy shit everything she got like she got her

[00:19:28] facebook suspended because someone reported her for saying trainee

[00:19:32] no yeah like some like 17 year old dumbler kid

[00:19:36] get the fuck out of here like what it mean while she's like throwing

[00:19:40] bricks at cops oh my god in the 70s that's

[00:19:44] fucking crazy yeah they really care more about that

[00:19:49] than anything else you know the other guy bowie ripped off

[00:19:52] Klaus Nomi yeah who's that yeah he makes uh

[00:19:56] makes big sculptures no i'm thinking of Klaus uh

[00:20:00] ollenberg now Klaus Nomi is that weirdo that dresses like uh

[00:20:04] he'd like a clown from the future yeah like tagliachi yeah yeah

[00:20:08] he sings like he's a he's a soprano or was a soprano yeah he also like

[00:20:13] died alone in evades and like no one came to help him

[00:20:16] because he's really early like AIDS casual 83 right that's when he died

[00:20:20] it's like 82 maybe or 81 it was very early i don't know nothing about the

[00:20:25] worst thing too because like he like bowie like did a

[00:20:29] really major sign live appearance with him yeah he did man who sold the world

[00:20:34] in all those background vocals or Klaus Nomi and he just like

[00:20:39] died alone of a horrific disease when they didn't know what to do with it at

[00:20:43] all and no one showed up at all because bowie was a dick

[00:20:47] oh my god poor guy yeah damn bowie's not everyone that dies

[00:20:52] turns out they're bad and the yorky's be so good we all die we're all bad

[00:20:56] yorky's to be so much better than it is now now that it's safe and people are

[00:20:59] dying of AIDS left and right it's true i just wish

[00:21:06] there was angels in america all over again oh yeah

[00:21:10] alpuccino right hell yeah i don't know i haven't seen that movie i haven't

[00:21:14] either i think it's a mini series series and it's about age

[00:21:17] it's about believable hey we got angels here it's about AIDS

[00:21:23] Jews and Mormons really and breaking yeah

[00:21:27] you see not was it the home at the end of the world that's about AIDS isn't it

[00:21:31] oh no it's two gay guys i get i know oh i thought that was the dogs trying to

[00:21:36] go home to their home rebounds about AIDS yeah

[00:21:39] it's about eight skipping dogs i think it's about home or bound for years it was

[00:21:44] just fucking based on me completely misinterpreted

[00:21:47] the plot of the movie i mean like guys here's why this movie's stupid

[00:21:52] and uh and the bit would do well and then eventually after doing it for like

[00:21:56] a year and a half someone was like hey you know that's not what happens in

[00:21:58] homo so buddy he just made fun of the plot that you

[00:22:03] didn't know what it was yeah right i mean i've i forgot the plot of

[00:22:07] the movie i thought well the bit was about how like you know

[00:22:10] these you know the family moves or whatever and then the pets have to go

[00:22:13] find them but it's like why would you move and forget your pets

[00:22:17] right yeah but what it would actually happens is just like get some vacation

[00:22:20] oh i'm moved it wouldn't there wouldn't be like it over it but i mean i guess i was

[00:22:25] coming hot off realizing that that army getting gaff

[00:22:29] what was army getting the ball that they would hire fucking oil

[00:22:33] red guys yeah

[00:22:35] rather than hire astronauts to operate a drill

[00:22:38] right and i'll say that their way of dealing with it

[00:22:41] would be to like blow it up into smaller pieces which would then rain fire

[00:22:47] down upon the area yeah what would happen that should fucking tear like if if an

[00:22:52] asteroid comes we're just fucked right there's nothing we can do

[00:22:55] yeah yeah we'd have to shoot a missile at it or some

[00:22:58] shit uh well asteroids hit the earth all the time

[00:23:01] or like meteorites and shit but it's an asteroid until it enters the

[00:23:04] stratosphere and then they normally burn up right

[00:23:09] what if a big head entering through the atmosphere yeah

[00:23:12] it would be just fun uh well then there would be you know

[00:23:16] most to most species we go extinct like it says happened in the past

[00:23:21] like during the last right what is it the pleostein

[00:23:24] trying to remember what's the name of the big one the

[00:23:27] the one that extinction event yeah

[00:23:30] well is that isn't that a theory or is that a fact it's a theory but

[00:23:33] gravity is a theory because you because you hated space news i hate space

[00:23:38] news because you're really mad about space news yeah i swear to god

[00:23:44] you know who invented clickbait nasa pretty much dude every fucking article

[00:23:49] is like as a giant asteroid gonna destroy the earth

[00:23:52] tomorrow you click on it it's like no says top scientist please stop

[00:23:57] reporting that

[00:23:59] but there is an asteroid that's fucking you know

[00:24:03] it's big it's going to pass within 80 billion

[00:24:06] thousand fucking million which is just just right next door

[00:24:11] yeah you were you were mad about them finding out that

[00:24:15] there was liquid water on mars early or more recently than they thought like

[00:24:21] you're furious because the headline for that article was like

[00:24:26] well it's confirmed there's aliens on mars

[00:24:32] but there is a fucking rock that's a weird shape so

[00:24:36] you know why don't you click on some of these advertisements on the side of the

[00:24:39] page there was that thing like that russian uh

[00:24:43] like space program or whatever they have some some fucking russian satellite

[00:24:47] they discovered this like you know radiation signal and like a certain

[00:24:51] place that would indicate like if radiation was being produced that way

[00:24:55] it would have to be from like a civilization that could create a piece of

[00:24:59] technology that would generate or like to focus the energy of the sun in one

[00:25:03] specific direction but the russian likes the space agency or whatever didn't

[00:25:08] report it because you get false readings like that all the

[00:25:12] fucking time from ground radiation and then like it was sort of half release

[00:25:16] and all these like outlets ran with it soda was doing a bit about it

[00:25:20] at uh our show yeah he was like yeah there's aliens for sure

[00:25:25] because of this thing and then that russian is also really stoned yeah

[00:25:28] yeah well i'm not shooting on dan but i mean that's like the impression people

[00:25:31] get reading this fucking article well that's because these people writing

[00:25:33] this aren't like science writers they're like buzzfeed people that are just

[00:25:37] like combing through actual press releases listen you got some people that

[00:25:42] fucking love science and you got some people that don't i happen

[00:25:45] fucking love science fucking well i have phil s yeah i got a

[00:25:49] Neil deGrasse Tyson on my wall Neil Tana has he cuts yeah i got a shirtless

[00:25:58] poster of Neil deGrasse Tyson in my room when he's young and playing the bass

[00:26:01] that picture have you seen that one uh no i was joking i mean yeah me too

[00:26:05] i'm one of the shirtless white grass Tyson picture that was weird yeah thank

[00:26:09] you i mean i've never seen it but that's what i heard

[00:26:12] have you seen that picture of steve harvey with his shirt off if you

[00:26:15] what he called his hell yeah he's like oiled up dude

[00:26:20] it's all oiled up he's like oddly very hairless

[00:26:23] yeah he's like completely sleek like a recent photograph yeah he looks like a

[00:26:28] seal he's like so he's like like a seal dude some people want to fuck steve

[00:26:33] harvey like that's his that's steve harvey's

[00:26:36] sexual ass fucking pose to his time magazine sexiest man of the year

[00:26:40] last year really yeah no people magazine people

[00:26:44] people yeah it was time doesn't happen

[00:26:49] i want to be time magazine though time magazine did say hitler was sexiest

[00:26:52] man yeah 1939 i don't think they turned it that way

[00:26:57] but yeah they did like him i think they said that that's why that's how he took

[00:27:00] over germany by being so sexy yeah he would fuck women until they voted for

[00:27:04] him yeah he every woman in germany voter for

[00:27:07] hitler that's how he won it's true young stalin was an attractive guy oh my

[00:27:12] god yeah oh yeah it's weird that there's like attractive people from history

[00:27:16] yeah because like everyone smelled like shit and like eight garbage and did

[00:27:20] that toilet paper yeah oh shit it's whoopie like yeah yeah i can't i always

[00:27:25] think about i get so nothing about that for hours like

[00:27:27] what would it would when did to it get these leaves no they would do it

[00:27:31] uh muslim style with their hands yeah i mean there was all kinds of things

[00:27:36] i've looked this up a lot of people used corn cobs

[00:27:40] really yeah um yeah if i could not leaves

[00:27:43] macarthur used to use his pipe he would scoop the dump out of his ashes

[00:27:47] pipe and he'd smoke it that's where the expression put that in your pipe and

[00:27:50] smoke it yeah yeah the bag is used to be

[00:27:54] macarthur yeah it used to be like you know if somebody had a bad deal or

[00:27:57] whatever at a at a store you'd be like you know

[00:28:00] why don't you take general macarthur shit put it in your pipe and

[00:28:04] we got short over time yeah yeah that's true um

[00:28:09] so ston, young ston was hot huh yeah he probably it's like probably raped

[00:28:15] right? solid yeah well he wasn't murdered he

[00:28:19] murdered yeah but those are not like

[00:28:23] doing like mass like uh like starvation of like the

[00:28:28] ukraine is not like the same thing as like you know

[00:28:31] holding a knife to a woman so there's different kinds of violence just feels

[00:28:34] like you raped right i don't know right yes why

[00:28:37] it feels like a real it feels like a sexy macho man in the fucking

[00:28:41] in using the army and shit i bet i just feel like everyone used to rape

[00:28:45] by fucking i mean to bloodfeed standards yeah

[00:28:49] definitely get away with it more but it wasn't like there were more people

[00:28:54] inclined to you know just the theory i'm working on so

[00:28:59] you know it wasn't just like it wasn't like

[00:29:01] most prolific raves where everyone just rapes constant the limber baby

[00:29:04] sex was pretty like in most societies pretty heavily

[00:29:08] controlled interesting that lynberg baby would go around

[00:29:12] rape all rape everybody in the neighborhood it's true

[00:29:16] and they said we gotta do so so we had it coming the baby had it coming

[00:29:19] didn't have it coming yeah it was it was the gardener that did it

[00:29:22] yeah it was the gardener oh really yeah knows the jews actually

[00:29:25] that's why it was passed over limber was right in all of his opinions about us

[00:29:30] oh he was anti oh he was a nazi dude yeah

[00:29:33] end up being like a nazi everyone was a nazi back then

[00:29:36] not everyone it is funny that it was the time we were

[00:29:40] funny thought that it is fun i thought about yesterday

[00:29:44] when we were saying anti-Semitism doesn't exist anymore on the bonus

[00:29:47] episode like it definitely does silly like yeah

[00:29:51] yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but like

[00:29:52] there's not a lot of political power for anti-Semitism in america

[00:29:56] all right well there's you're fine there's a you're saying that the indication

[00:30:00] that anti-Semitism is like on the downturn yo

[00:30:03] young Stalin oh wow he was really fucking hot that's actually just the

[00:30:07] sure i was like how do you do that they didn't have like

[00:30:12] hair products he's from georgia right yeah he's georgia he's georgia well if you

[00:30:16] if you don't wash your f*** it right it's naturally green yeah no

[00:30:20] it's not shampoo my hair if my hair like i never washed my hair yeah

[00:30:25] i never had to i just saw you like we're deodorant yeah

[00:30:32] you know like shit he never smells bad i don't smell that

[00:30:37] sorry do you fucking gluttonous f***ing moron

[00:30:41] you know dust in your breasts i don't eat Cheetos thank you

[00:30:48] you just lick the dust stuff what i just like my lips f*** i wish

[00:30:51] some ahead yeah shut up all fat people smell like sour cream and

[00:30:56] onion chips we just had them that's why i smell like that

[00:31:00] i just always have to be eating them to cover up the fact that i smell like that

[00:31:03] i don't smell like that i just love eating them i hate to taste

[00:31:07] like this just

[00:31:11] it's the only way i can

[00:31:15] uh f*** so anyway anyway angels in america so there's this boy

[00:31:21] right he's more sick it's about this boy who

[00:31:24] fuck yeah his dad leaves dad leaves he's

[00:31:27] exactly how hard his angels he says if they yeah

[00:31:30] if donald trump becomes president then i'll be

[00:31:33] i'll be your father again a little boy who's played by alpuccino

[00:31:36] he's 41 years old he's like dia god and then danny clever comes in

[00:31:41] and christopher loyds is angel he's flying around danny clever comes in

[00:31:44] and he's like yeah boys got angels i'm gonna die

[00:31:48] blowing

[00:31:50] tony day is his god cancer it's nothing we can't do about it

[00:31:55] what is it i mean have we talked about this on the pod before about how

[00:31:59] there's a certain thing that happens to some men where they can only whisper

[00:32:03] there's like yeah there's like a like men when they turn 70 where they just

[00:32:07] have that voice like oj's friend in that oj document oh yeah yeah i told i told

[00:32:12] him juice i said juice you go to get lost juice

[00:32:16] yeah i'm gonna be one of those guys i hit 33 you did talk about the um

[00:32:22] like men who are certain age and they scream while stretching or yawning

[00:32:27] yeah yeah yeah you get to dad age you know you can't just yawn like a normal

[00:32:31] thing that's awesome yeah

[00:32:36] i'm alive my dad used to do that all the time he'd be in the car and he'd like

[00:32:40] yawn at a red light and i'd freak out and my day was fucking screaming all

[00:32:44] of a sudden

[00:32:46] oh fuck i can't wait to be old oh shit dude uh halloween costumes who's

[00:32:52] thinking about him yeah you do socks people that are like already planning

[00:32:55] halloween four and a half months oh yes they're like um it's my favorite holiday

[00:33:00] it is a little weird why do you have a favorite holiday

[00:33:04] yeah when we were said you shouldn't be that's

[00:33:06] error number one having that as a cat no you can have a favorite holiday

[00:33:10] i think it's fine you have to it's like a

[00:33:14] obligatory thing you have to experience holidays so

[00:33:17] yeah like i like christmas even though i am not religious at all that's probably

[00:33:20] my favorite one people that are into halloween oh like really

[00:33:24] i like christmas because i stay in new york and do mushrooms every year

[00:33:28] because of new day for people that express love

[00:33:30] you know it's because i don't have a job

[00:33:33] that's my christmas tradition and i like last year i think i ran out of juice to

[00:33:37] do it well i did do what chinese food i would yeah but then go do mushrooms

[00:33:42] afterwards for christmas i go to second avenue deli with

[00:33:45] arresterd alex bleaker every christmas for the last two years i went with

[00:33:50] jose to go to the movie theater on christmas like a couple years ago

[00:33:54] they invited me and i was like yeah sure and i didn't realize they were going to

[00:33:58] just spend the fucking day at the movie theater oh yeah you know the whole day

[00:34:01] you skip around i do i do uh and you pay china town

[00:34:05] you pay you one movie and then i come home and i do

[00:34:09] like psychedelic you do one thing you pay for one thing but you get nine of them

[00:34:14] that's what i used to do every year me and my buddy alex bores our moms to

[00:34:17] drop us off of the movies wait real legit that's great

[00:34:20] 11 a.m we look at the newspaper c went like what the run time of every movie

[00:34:24] wasn't that we planted out oh i forgot about that looking up

[00:34:27] she's the newspaper yeah you said you remember the newspaper

[00:34:36] y'all went up the new i never did the marathon movie thing

[00:34:39] because i always wanted to do drugs and i want like a full meal but like it is

[00:34:42] fun like like for christmas yeah but like it is fun to do a marathon movie day

[00:34:47] especially like in the summer when it's awful and they've got a seat yeah

[00:34:50] it would be cool to just have your own movie theater

[00:34:52] dude i'm gonna buy a fat ass projector dude that's nice

[00:34:55] cubis cubis used to manage a movie theater that's how he's seen like every

[00:34:58] fucking movie see we just he would have to watch every single like print that

[00:35:02] came in make sure it wasn't fucked up really yeah

[00:35:05] that's cool yeah i think he also worked at an ice cream eating factory

[00:35:10] that's why so far are they hiring yeah yo i would

[00:35:13] look imagine i knew a guy that did quality control for uh

[00:35:17] uh otis spunkmire is that the name yeah yeah yeah

[00:35:21] yeah which is like and his job is literally jizzie cookie

[00:35:24] if the jizzie cookie company yeah

[00:35:28] is jizzie eat cookies for real yeah otis i mean you know these cookies are great

[00:35:32] but uh don't you think there should be a name for your company we're keeping

[00:35:36] my name it's going to be Otis spunkmire and cookies

[00:35:41] and no one's allowed to change for a marathon

[00:35:47] uh folks punkmire dude that's awesome and then there is famous a miss

[00:35:53] there are some guy a miss guy he's like calling him famous a miss they're like

[00:35:57] but a miss you're not famous he's like shut the fuck up

[00:36:00] you why do you have to ruin this for me

[00:36:05] ironically the cookies made him famous yeah yeah no one knows who the fuck

[00:36:08] i know amis this a miss and Andy is the only famous a miss maybe that's a miss

[00:36:13] yeah well the original name was blackface cookies

[00:36:18] a lot of people don't know that that the original amis and Andy were white guys

[00:36:21] yeah yeah i i i think people know that no i've

[00:36:24] mentioned it to people before and they're like no it was

[00:36:27] like because on tv it was black people but on radio was yeah

[00:36:32] it was white guys and they tried to they tried to make it those guys were so

[00:36:36] mad when they didn't get on tv they were like what

[00:36:39] well just we'll do it a blackface yeah also did you know that al jolson

[00:36:44] tried to be in porgy and best porgy and best yeah and he tried to play it in

[00:36:49] blackface well jolson al jolson j

[00:37:03] like she polished she's like a fucking coal miner the amount of fucking shoe polish it was on that guy's face. But no porgy

[00:37:09] best was like about black people and the jessinger was about people in blackface

[00:37:14] oh yeah that's right but that's hilarious that he was like oh i could just do it

[00:37:18] he thought it was exactly the same. Transverbal skills is awesome man he tried to

[00:37:23] i remember listening to i don't know David Allen grier played was in the

[00:37:27] play and he's at the song old man rivers from that i don't fucking know i never

[00:37:31] seen it but it's a good song

[00:37:33] old man river

[00:37:37] he just

[00:37:39] smacked

[00:37:41] he went a different way but it's fine yeah it's fine

[00:37:44] he just

[00:37:46] he's

[00:37:47] sucking

[00:37:48] my

[00:37:49] day

[00:37:51] it's about an old man that's by lives by river no it's a river filled with old

[00:37:56] man yeah they just come down from the ucon

[00:38:01] old man favorite that's where you go to suck and fuck yeah after a nice day of

[00:38:07] gold prospecting that's what a cool time to be alive in the 1800s where you're

[00:38:13] like yeah i guess i'm just gonna go find gold my job is looking for gold all day

[00:38:17] yeah still not how easy would it be to fuck off the piece of shit i think it just did

[00:38:26] they just became like drunks yeah i was like one guy would find a thing you know

[00:38:31] like you'd find like some massive load and you're like well i'm a millionaire

[00:38:35] yeah and then these like indians would come by they'd be like what are you

[00:38:38] fucking doing yeah yeah this is gonna be a town soon

[00:38:41] yeah you better get out of here

[00:38:45] we're gonna turn this all into a town it's gonna be a place

[00:38:48] stuff in river

[00:38:50] found we live in a town no i found important rocks in the river

[00:38:54] you shirtless retard it's cool they and the most popular word like the way they

[00:39:01] said dude was cocksucker that's that's how people addressed you yeah

[00:39:05] that's awesome i'm just basically this off of dead

[00:39:08] that's how i

[00:39:09] that was the entire like appeal of deadwood that was people like did you know

[00:39:12] they use bad words and yeah yeah they say they say cusses

[00:39:15] well they nobody actually talked like that they had to invent like uh

[00:39:20] like a style of speaking that's why deadwood so impressive literally the

[00:39:24] main character's name is swearing yeah no one yeah no one talk like that back then

[00:39:30] what they would use to like blast theme was use like um

[00:39:34] like you know say shit like zounds or fucking like what what yeah they would

[00:39:40] blast theme that was cursing nobody said like fucking shit back then

[00:39:43] so they said they were pretty sure they said cocks but no they didn't

[00:39:47] yeah they said yeah they used a lot of like

[00:39:51] going they used yeah a lot of latinid speech and a lot of like

[00:39:55] yeah i can abbot did they say that i can have it and that kind of shit yeah

[00:39:59] like vision curve and things like i mean like they probably said different

[00:40:02] things for dog yeah yeah yeah so so how you're somebody sam talks

[00:40:08] uh yeah but less n words

[00:40:13] dude have you ever seen that just like ever watched all those racist disney

[00:40:17] of course just so repeatedly yeah there's still

[00:40:20] the looney tune stuff yeah they were still on when i was like really little

[00:40:25] on like the local yeah the local locations

[00:40:29] uh looney tunes wasn't it more than uh cold cold black and desebined wars

[00:40:34] that one that one's the fucking best of all of them when that trisha she

[00:40:37] fucking calls murder incorporated yeah the queen

[00:40:42] like the evil queen or whatever she's like hello motor incorporated

[00:40:47] which is objectively very funny it is you know i mean they had a nail down

[00:40:52] back in the forties very very yeah have you ever seen like japanese cartoons

[00:40:56] depictions of black people oh yeah it's really shocking well they dig on

[00:41:01] japs a lot in those old they do yeah because in that one she calls murder

[00:41:04] incorporated and then the truck light comes by and on the back it says uh

[00:41:09] we kill anybody hundred dollars uh midgets half price

[00:41:13] japs free

[00:41:16] midgets half price is so good that's a good joke yeah i mean the animation is

[00:41:21] good too damn the prince's had drives like some

[00:41:24] fucking like big doozin burger whatever and then the wheels of the car are just

[00:41:29] like uh like shoes with like spats oh man they're like cool like yeah

[00:41:34] gators or whatever yeah and his teeth are dice

[00:41:38] oh man they're so racist he could read victory doctor no the most racist of

[00:41:43] all of them is that Betty boop cartoon i haven't seen the Betty boop cartoon

[00:41:46] where she's like uh she's like putting on a talent show and she's like

[00:41:50] okay we have talents from or the future stars of tomorrow that's what is called

[00:41:56] and then so she's like give it up for and then it's like a Russian baby and

[00:42:00] it's doing the ethnic russian dance or whatever

[00:42:02] gudance yeah yeah and then there's a chinese baby and it's like

[00:42:08] like that the racist and they're like and our last act

[00:42:11] the colorful three oh no yeah three like pic and inies

[00:42:17] and they're chained together by the diaper with one big diaper pin no

[00:42:22] so they're like a chain gang and they're singing a song but the song is just

[00:42:26] them crying and they're like they're like hah-di hah-di hah-di hah-di hah-di

[00:42:31] cry oh no yeah and then it cuts to the audience

[00:42:35] and there's fucking the mom of them with another baby on the lap

[00:42:40] and the baby's spitting watermelon seeds at the white guy's head

[00:42:43] and he's like ah no dude Jesus Christ this is a yeah

[00:42:51] and then Betty Boop's like yeah thanks

[00:42:55] oh wasn't that great yeah and I mean it was like what's the

[00:42:58] threshold for people to be like man that's kind of racist yeah yeah yeah

[00:43:03] yeah like how fucking far would they have to go

[00:43:05] right before somebody's like no it's just gentle racial ribbing

[00:43:09] yeah I don't know I mean was was the concept of racism even

[00:43:13] did of course no they had a concept of racism

[00:43:16] like there's people knew slavery was wrong yeah yeah they knew

[00:43:21] did did all people know slavery was wrong yeah not all people but there was

[00:43:25] plenty of people that were fucking abolitionists

[00:43:27] and opposed to the idea that well there are a lot of abolitionists that were

[00:43:30] racist too sure but there's a lot of people that aren't

[00:43:34] racist now they're racist sure i think you can't credit for being ahead of the

[00:43:36] curb like a viewer from the south and an abolitionist

[00:43:41] yeah just still being racist it's like well

[00:43:45] you know you get some points yeah yeah yeah

[00:43:49] like well they shouldn't be owned right right right right there's like a

[00:43:53] thing about Lincoln which like whatever that was like you know he did enjoy

[00:43:58] his uh his occasional color joke I was like yeah well Lincoln tried to

[00:44:03] Lincoln loved blackface and that's he tried to bring it to Cape Town

[00:44:08] and he like brought some he went to South Africa and like brought some

[00:44:12] like blackface performance there he's like oh they'll get a kick out of this

[00:44:16] and they were like this is fucking awful

[00:44:20] how long did it take to get to Cape Town

[00:44:22] uh back then yeah well it was a slave powered ship so

[00:44:27] uh yeah no i i've vaguely remember this bit of trivia i'm probably

[00:44:32] completely incorrect that's mine i've been rosavald or something

[00:44:36] man teddy rosavald that was there's a hot hot person from history

[00:44:42] young teddy no young teddy was sickly dude as a baby

[00:44:46] well i don't mean he was a hot baby he was a broad he was a broad shoulder

[00:44:50] that i'm not used to bros no i want my son not to be gay i don't want to

[00:44:54] fuck him dude teddy rosavald such a badass

[00:44:57] young getting getting shot in the doing a shot in continuous speech you should

[00:45:01] uh raid his letters from when he was just like wandering around the

[00:45:06] wilderness in his grub in brazil so emo

[00:45:09] really he was a badass he kicked the shit out of any other

[00:45:15] president yeah he could feed up any problems yeah

[00:45:18] i don't know weren't there some what it was uh looking up young teddy

[00:45:22] what about fucking uh ulysses s grant he was a general he was a general but he's

[00:45:26] not a tough guy he's just a good career military guy yeah he

[00:45:30] he was like a rich guy i mean what about fucking Dwight in his

[00:45:34] in his young days Dwight d again another west point

[00:45:37] fucking west point you can fuck some shit up they had to do boxing no have you

[00:45:42] seen taps they just have to kiss their superior

[00:45:44] office

[00:45:47] do you know those two gay dudes that they were getting married

[00:45:50] they're like west point guys who were just gay dudes getting married and they

[00:45:54] got uh some guy like in new york called them faggots or something and they

[00:45:59] just and then assaulted them and they just beat the

[00:46:02] shit out of them they're right because they're united states military

[00:46:06] us you know troops yeah they're troops everyone on their phones

[00:46:10] i i'm looking up young teddy roset on time uh we got uh probably five minutes

[00:46:16] left oh power time power let's power through good

[00:46:19] episodes it's been all right it's okay it's very visual episode i feel

[00:46:24] i feel like the facial hair is throwing me off the mutton shops are throwing me

[00:46:28] this nice bone structure oh he's all right whatever he's not that hot

[00:46:34] bitch um you want to fuck a stupid looking guy

[00:46:36] nick uh let's all say that the guy we we fuck

[00:46:42] the guy mm-hmm okay one two three stop baracko

[00:46:48] bomber

[00:46:52] i mean i i feel like this is it my event

[00:46:55] is it what i think i'm just trying to copy me

[00:46:58] you fucking queer dude you want to fuck me you faggot

[00:47:03] no we just said if we had to okay i now would be on top and i would only do it

[00:47:07] because it would humiliate you i would have that over you for the rest of

[00:47:11] your life no i'm fucked no that time i had to

[00:47:13] fuck you and i did you didn't fuck me dude i wouldn't let you

[00:47:16] no i did dude it's too late if someone gave you the option to say me and you

[00:47:20] didn't you said yourself i gave you 500 literally fucked yourself i wanted to

[00:47:24] clone myself and fuck myself would you not give me half a million

[00:47:28] dollars would you fuck your steps is it gay to fuck a clone

[00:47:31] not a view but like just any guy

[00:47:35] i love your thought experiments about rape and

[00:47:38] gayness it's just like under what conditions could i rape someone and it

[00:47:43] would be okay oh we already covered that yeah

[00:47:45] this has been all i think about since i was 12

[00:47:50] is it do you think what we've talked about this on the pod before but what

[00:47:56] person let's see what everything's what percentage of twins do you think

[00:48:00] 69 each other

[00:48:03] identical is incredibly low statistically anyway

[00:48:07] yeah but like all right all right but now give us the fun answer

[00:48:11] yeah 69 percent there you go that's not it yeah

[00:48:18] yeah definitely the property brothers for sure the property brothers definitely

[00:48:21] have selected each other's cocks um are they twins or are they just look the

[00:48:25] same what the fuck kind of retarded like

[00:48:31] manning looks similar no they don't look like twins

[00:48:33] Eli and Peyton Manning or twins if someone said they're no they have the same

[00:48:37] stupid features but they're not like they don't look like i didn't

[00:48:40] those guys look exactly alike all right

[00:48:44] okay here's here's how you know name one of the property brothers

[00:48:48] uh Joe property can't diesel

[00:48:52] do you know he's a property you're fucking interchangeable

[00:48:56] you're really what you told the Angelo property

[00:49:01] whatever there's eight property this is a bunch of property there's another

[00:49:04] property brother oh really yeah like another one that's uh

[00:49:08] even gay or somehow the prop prop you know what they are

[00:49:12] they're like they're like Frasier gay right right right

[00:49:16] they're they're dandies kind of yeah they're dandies

[00:49:20] they're like yeah it's crazy for a dandie the man well isn't isn't David

[00:49:25] High Pierce actually gay is that i was actually gay

[00:49:28] yeah he is well after the show yeah huh after the show

[00:49:32] it just turned out to be acted its way into being gay

[00:49:39] i i want to know that the third property brother like lives in the basement that

[00:49:43] isn't isn't genetically perfect and they don't let see the

[00:49:47] the light of day i wonder who it is he's got there's a third one right he

[00:49:51] doesn't live in the basement he lives in a semi

[00:49:54] unfinished the other will smith the other will smith son the one from the

[00:49:58] jester two of us there's another will yeah his first son remember the song

[00:50:02] jester two yes yeah that wasn't about uh j jack off

[00:50:06] whatever his name is yeah that was from his first

[00:50:09] marriage no way yeah that's that guy up to these days

[00:50:13] nothing he's not allowed to be in the family pictures he's rich

[00:50:16] because he doesn't have a one of the cool names yeah

[00:50:18] no i looked him up recently those kids are such fucking idiots i know

[00:50:22] jaden and the jaden and wiling out what's in it willow willow i whipped my

[00:50:28] hair back and forth she's named after that midget

[00:50:31] yeah remember that moving yeah yeah of course that's a great movie

[00:50:35] i love that movie i haven't seen it since i was like

[00:50:37] eight i'd watch you want to watch some let's absolutely watch i

[00:50:40] watch it watch this that's the battery party that i went to

[00:50:44] it's one of my friends yeah watch all my friends favorite movies

[00:50:48] it was wild it was like the fall of rome what um

[00:50:53] yeah wall bro wasn't that wild wasn't what were the others i think my

[00:50:55] brains were raping and shit um we watched the room like three times

[00:51:01] clueless you found a woman to marry boogie nights yeah

[00:51:05] boogie nights is good as hell boogie nights is my favorite movie

[00:51:08] yeah boogie nights is your favorite movie i'd say

[00:51:11] maybe it's a weird choice why is it because there's a penis in it

[00:51:15] the really yeah that makes me hop up until that point i'm like this

[00:51:18] maybe sucks yeah and then he pulls out his

[00:51:24] giant prosthetic that's not a real penis no no

[00:51:28] have you ever seen that Vincent Gallo movie brown bunny where

[00:51:32] he gets Chloe 7 yay to give him a good job i haven't seen the whole movie no

[00:51:36] but i have seen that exact scene a couple times

[00:51:40] you know what's really funny about that movie at the end daily motion

[00:51:43] you find out that she's

[00:52:13] uh