Cum Town | Regular | 04/30/2020
[00:00:00] There we go. All right. Yeah, so I mean, I guess this this is already been going on for like
[00:00:07] Five minutes, it's probably not the best way to do it. It's not you've been broadcasting yourself
[00:00:16] Why am I gonna guess there is in zoom you just wait and then don't hit live until but
[00:00:21] Yeah, but I just want to make sure everything's set up
[00:00:24] That's cool because then you got to post the link to patreon
[00:00:28] Fire like cuz it's not with crowdcast you can post an hour before and then use a way to go live
[00:00:33] I see with this you have to like go live then go into the event edit it. I mean, it's probably a smarter way to do it
[00:00:41] Yeah, I don't know how but boys let's ask Bobby. That's why yeah, so you know you got to see it behind the scenes
[00:00:51] You know what it's what it's really like to be the boys outside of broadcast time
[00:01:01] I have to shit. Hold on. I have to shit kind of that kind of stuff. Yeah, you definitely like let me go make a coffee
[00:01:08] Okay, I'll piss that like that. Yeah, that's the kind of that's that's a kind of crazy world that we're some kooky guys
[00:01:16] That we live in outside of a you know doing the show
[00:01:22] Dude, I'm standing up. I got us a full range of motion when I do when I'm now is that because of your your tailbone issue?
[00:01:28] What's going on? Well, I just figured I'm not gonna sit too much today. Yeah, my ass cheeks get a rest
[00:01:34] The pain is right at the tail that the bottom of the tailbone almost but it hurts when I squat and I did some really wide
[00:01:40] Squats yesterday. Yeah, it hurts when I come back up
[00:01:45] Your your SI joint. I mean it could also be a muscle issue. There's a lot of things down there a lot of stuff man
[00:01:52] That's I guess I would get to say I don't know if it's the same thing, but if I drive for like 12 hours
[00:01:58] When I get out of the car when I straighten up. It's like being like stabbed in my tailbone
[00:02:05] Yeah, cuz I mean I'm sitting all the ever we're all sitting fucking I don't know about you guys
[00:02:08] I'm sitting a ton. No, I'm not I'm mostly pacing around
[00:02:14] Yeah, I'm at the battle station. I got my two monitors right now. I'm looking at him right now
[00:02:18] I'm looking at you guys like I'm looking at fucking audition like a stockbroker
[00:02:27] I don't know if you guys know I somebody found my keys. What? Yeah, are you serious? Yeah, who?
[00:02:33] I don't know. I was like where I was out like uh working on a car this morning and this how they how they know they're yours
[00:02:40] You had your name there nice background. It's Bob Dylan. Yeah, I know what it is
[00:02:49] Tell me baba booey. Did you know I make shitty music also? Yeah, it's Howard Stern wearing his his uh microphone
[00:02:58] Yeah, no, some old I even got a debate it some old guy just came by he's like yeah, uh did you lose like keys for your car?
[00:03:04] And he I was like, you know, they were yours though. Well, I was gonna I'm telling the story
[00:03:09] Maybe yeah, maybe if you just give him one second
[00:03:11] I'm sorry answer he was in the process of answering. Yeah
[00:03:16] That's the last apology you're getting all that
[00:03:20] Well, you broke you broke your smoking vape on on screen rule. You look like a dumb bitch. Yeah
[00:03:26] I might have to take off your master drink coffee. How does bane drink coffee?
[00:03:31] That's a great because I'm sure you got to wake up to be bane, you know, he has like a
[00:03:35] What do you call it? He's got a you don't want to see me before I've had my coffee
[00:03:44] Mondays am I right? Yeah, Mondays are more of a cunt than the office cunt
[00:04:01] Yeah, the glengary glen ross situation you can yeah, the cops
[00:04:05] Yeah, it'd be funny to read the ice water glengary glen ross, but there's just like two women that work in clerical positions in that office
[00:04:13] Just getting abused not even getting abused just all that going on while woman's like fucking calling her husband on the phone
[00:04:19] Yeah, they're probably tuning it out. They're professionals. Just doing dumb bitch stuff. Yeah, they're nails. Yeah
[00:04:30] being mad when they're racist towards the
[00:04:32] Indians or whatever. Yes. Well, I got my keys. So what's going on with you?
[00:04:37] What's what's new guys? What's new in the world?
[00:04:39] I did a I did an apartment pump yesterday that I'm really the fat was really felt good fat man and a little boy
[00:04:45] What do you mean an apartment pump the pump dude with the home people people keep messaging me?
[00:04:52] Texting me also to go gallery view not speaker view Nick. Okay. How do I do that? It's on the top right corner perfect
[00:05:04] Yeah, okay. All right should be good. So we're going out to kinks. Does anyone message you that the audio is fucked up still or no?
[00:05:11] I can ask Joe. I don't believe there's any
[00:05:14] Audio what no I was when I first like before I closed youtube there were people in the chat saying that the audio was
[00:05:22] Oh, really? Yeah, I kind of fucked up. I can't see that chat because we're just in right I know
[00:05:27] But if you open up youtube, but alike Jonas is the audio is good. Okay, because it was like it was like fucking
[00:05:34] Well, I don't know the way not feel don't I said he's cute. Yeah, tell which which one's Jonah again the told
[00:05:40] He'll see it on the stream shut the fuck up
[00:05:46] Mischievous little eyes. I didn't say I said I like that I can tell they I know what your face looks like underneath it
[00:05:52] Yeah, because we're friends of course you know what my face looks like everyone knows. No, I know what face you're making
[00:05:58] Yeah, well, it's mostly in the eyes. See that's the thing is like this runs counter to the theory that my eyes are dead
[00:06:07] Yeah, this whole thing is to prove you don't have dead eyes. Mm-hmm
[00:06:11] That's why I set up the whole quarantine I faked the whole thing
[00:06:14] Just to prove to everyone that I have expressive I have expressivize that do lots of things
[00:06:23] Now you're overdoing it. Yeah, that's the way to have extra dead eyes to overdo it to overdo it
[00:06:29] Hey, you know, you can have expressive brow. Why do we even have bottom eyelids the only expressions that bottom eyelids can relate are like
[00:06:40] You know, it's like it's always just like insane. It's for insane women
[00:06:43] The top eyelid goes down all the way. It's like how men have nipples and they don't need them
[00:06:47] We also have bottom eyelids that we don't need they're like those are those are female vestigial organs that only exist
[00:06:54] To do crazy dumb bitch to be a bitch to be a bitch
[00:06:58] You know to like just like I don't know man. I think maybe I'm gonna once quarantine's over. I'm gonna start getting my titty sucked
[00:07:10] No adam would you suck on you would you would think it's very funny to do that to suck if there was a poison in it
[00:07:15] Maybe to suck on stock in a heroic suck of course to get the poison out of me
[00:07:21] Oh kind of a Romeo and Juliet sort of situation
[00:07:24] Yeah, if you if the snake bit his nipple, I would gladly suck it to save my friend
[00:07:29] Would you tickle my nuts and kiss my neck back and forth while you did it? Well if the snake
[00:07:37] The snake also had a little poison in my neck and the only way to get the antibodies going is to stay
[00:07:43] So you'd have to tickle my nuts and kiss my neck and then suck my tits at the same time
[00:07:47] It's so cool how much we're learning about science now that there's a corona. Yeah, I fucking love science
[00:07:58] But i'm just kind of basically what i'm trying to do their niggas to fight back against the idea that nipples are as vestigial as the bottom eyelids
[00:08:05] Yeah, I see nipples is more useful than bottom eyelids if I was trans I would refer to my junk because of my vestigial penis
[00:08:15] I was actually born with a vestigial penis
[00:08:19] Doesn't it feel good to get your dick sucked jacked even if you're a woman
[00:08:23] Um, is it vestigial in that sense? I don't know. I mean, I don't know any of the rules
[00:08:28] I don't know how the mechanic who knows what those folks are doing in corn
[00:08:32] Do you think they're not getting their dick sucked if they still have them? I think they I think they are I remember reading if they get a sex change
[00:08:37] Do they refer to it as a phantom penis? That's cool
[00:08:46] And they have to wear a little mask on half of the day. Yeah, Billy Billy Zane is the phantom penis
[00:08:53] He does have a nice smooth cock head. Did we talk about you've seen that movie right the phantom
[00:08:57] I have not seen it. It's it's like a PG-13 movie and I saw it when I was a kid and like treat Williams plays like the bad guy
[00:09:05] And there's a scene where he like cool name. He's yeah, I would love that if I'm on name
[00:09:11] Penis my name was treat. Yeah, come to penis treat
[00:09:16] Treat penis treat that's the name. Yeah, it is
[00:09:22] Well, there's a scene in the movie where he fucking like he like has like a
[00:09:33] Microscope, I guess that he like has some guy look through but the microscope is rigged so like razor blades come out of the eye
[00:09:42] And it was like brutal. Yeah, and it like stayed with me and like even when I was like a fucking little kid
[00:09:47] I'm like, I don't think this should be in a kid
[00:09:48] I just shouldn't be in a movie. Yeah, because they kind of I remember the branding for that movie being like
[00:09:53] It's kind of like adventury, but it's not like an action movie
[00:09:56] There was a string of movies that the only point of them was to sell like cups at 7-11
[00:10:01] Yeah, it was like they just existed to like get people to get really into like the diabetes sodas when they were going wild in the late 90s
[00:10:09] That was the phantom. Was it like 1930s?
[00:10:12] What's that? Yeah, they were all 30s movies because they're all in the 30s. I'll just like super hero bullshit
[00:10:17] The old Batman's the people like now. It's like they tried doing that and it didn't work
[00:10:22] You know they made like dick Tracy the phantom the shadow
[00:10:26] Fuck I was dick Tracy for Halloween in kindergarten. Yeah, you were dick sucky. Yeah, Halloween last year stop
[00:10:37] I was too young to be dick. No this last year you were dick sucky. You know, I didn't dress up
[00:10:42] You know I was being mature. No, you were dick sucky
[00:10:45] You dress up now. You're wearing your your blouse
[00:10:50] You're wearing your that's a nice blouse
[00:10:54] To do the podcast of course it was the sports bra you look you look absolutely ridiculous
[00:11:01] me? Yeah of the three of us you look the stupidest
[00:11:09] It is it's like it's like an upscale wife beater. Yeah, it's hot here right now
[00:11:14] You know, we're gonna break a hundred for the first time in April. Oh really? It's over. It's overcast and shitty here again
[00:11:24] And the air conditioning is not great in the upstairs right now
[00:11:28] So you're toughing it out. I'm tough again. Hop boys. I might go down to a stomp
[00:11:35] Whatever. What we're in your shirt. No shirt
[00:11:38] You don't have the cut you don't have the gutch. Is your penis out underneath? I'm fully nude
[00:11:45] I'm fully nude, but I'm wearing you balance shoes. Oh, that's good. That's my pocket like a black guy in a porno
[00:11:51] Look at the black man in a porno about to get my turn to tear it up new balance
[00:11:56] I'm wearing a dew rag and new balances and I'm about to get that pussy. What if you thought he's like
[00:12:02] Have you ever tried to fuck all nude with shoes on never?
[00:12:07] Want to try it. Fuck all you know we get a second chance at life after this course. That's what I'm saying
[00:12:12] I'm getting my I would I would I try to choose
[00:12:15] I want to try to have sex with basketball shoes. I mean I'm like you've never fucked outside. Of course you've I've
[00:12:21] I'm going like I'm some pants around the ankle. It's kind of yeah
[00:12:25] I mean I've come I'm talking all new just sneaker through the zipper
[00:12:28] I mean, you know we've gotten close to that kind of territory before I don't go through the zipper
[00:12:33] I pull the pants down if I'm fucking yeah. Well, that's because your pants are all like elastic
[00:12:42] Pans was zippers. I have plenty of pants and zippers. I have at least four pairs off the top of my head with zippers
[00:12:48] Thank you very much. Welcome to welcome to man's wide and gross
[00:12:55] Do they have a do they I very briefly shopped at a men's plus size? Do they have short and fat stores?
[00:13:01] No, they just they torture us with big and tall. Yeah, and all the models are these six eight fucking hot guys
[00:13:07] Everyone in there is fucking five seven and 450 pounds
[00:13:11] And it's fucking it's ridiculous. There should be a short fat model there and I'm pissed off about yeah
[00:13:18] There's never a short fat guy. It's always some fucking giant awesome looking casual male taking else
[00:13:23] You know life has been a series of elves. Yeah
[00:13:35] What is cat what is what is the the euphemism that cat casual is implying?
[00:13:41] I think it's because traditionally big and tall stores were only for suits
[00:13:46] Because oh, so it's like more for like you could have it on the golf course
[00:13:49] They figured in your casual life. You just throw a fucking potato sandwich, right?
[00:13:52] Okay, see I always thought it was yeah, it was like you have sort of a cavalier approach towards your health
[00:14:08] Printer names those stores. Yeah, I will say when you're in there
[00:14:12] It's all because I guess if you're super fucking fat and you don't have a wife
[00:14:17] You're usually just buying sweatpants. Uh-huh. Costco or something. Yeah, so every time I would go into that store
[00:14:25] With it was when I had a girlfriend who cared about me you recognize like in college
[00:14:30] This is a fountains shirt. That's right. That's a cool shirt. That's a cool shirt
[00:14:34] I respect that shirt for sure. I love that. I got a sandwich on it. I hope they opened back up
[00:14:39] I went by speedy Romeo's and was boarded up
[00:14:43] Speedy Romeo's is gone. I just found out that my favorite uh taco place in Jackson Heights. Yeah
[00:14:51] I've come in man's asshole tacos is closed
[00:14:57] That's a fucking you know the Latin American communities incredibly homophobic. I wouldn't name it like yeah, kobaron tacos
[00:15:08] Yeah, who are also who are also weak Jewish money going tacos. Yeah Jewish
[00:15:23] No, is that the name of the place? Well, I was gonna say it's back. It's coming back, but uh, uh,
[00:15:28] Well, that's not gonna be that that money going penis tacos. Well, I'm not gonna go there with you
[00:15:34] I guess I was planning on a boys trip all of us go to Jackson Heights. Yeah, and having some nice be the uh tacos
[00:15:41] They would respect tijuana style. They wouldn't serve us
[00:15:45] Because we're not maricones. They would serve us. They would serve you
[00:15:54] That would be cool if there was if it was like the opposite of
[00:16:00] Like if only gay guys could he hear yeah, only Chinese guys could eat nice and inversion, you know
[00:16:06] What if what if only Elizabeth Warren was allowed the
[00:16:11] Do you see that fucking it's people being like that tweet that was like
[00:16:16] 2020 it was an apology to Elizabeth Warren. That was so fucking funny. Yeah
[00:16:22] Fucking right you know who the the essential workers should be apologizing to is Elizabeth Warren
[00:16:28] I'm sorry. Yeah, the the fucking pork packers that have to go keep dying to go to work. Yeah, we're so sorry
[00:16:34] We failed you Elizabeth Warren. I love this chainmail dude. I really I wish I knew how to pronounce all my s's is F's
[00:16:46] Fotovros, you know like in the script the way it looks
[00:16:56] Fotovros honestly fatovros fat is fat and tavro in greek means bull. Yeah, I could be style
[00:17:03] I could be the fat bull dude. That's not a bad name. Fotovros
[00:17:13] Tavros, I guess he see the only word I know for come is he see which literally means
[00:17:19] Spill your spill. Mm-hmm. So they call it your spillage basically interesting
[00:17:25] But there's probably a technical term for a semen that I don't know. Yeah, because I only know it from the streets
[00:17:33] Yes, I learned I didn't learn greek in uh, you know in a formal in a formal setting
[00:17:39] Yeah, so you speak like ebonics. I speak ebon the greek versus ebonics
[00:17:43] You speak like uh you speak like a kind of like a wigger kind of yeah, absolutely
[00:17:54] So, I wonder what semen means in greek de Blasio's centering his sights on the hisseeds. Did you see that tweed?
[00:17:59] Bop-bop. You're gone. It is pretty funny. No, it was not the faseeds. It was all
[00:18:06] I wish I was going back to his buddy. You're going back to his German roots. What's this real man?
[00:18:15] I mean de Blasio it might be like the biggest fucking idiot
[00:18:22] I mean at like if all this shit Trump gets for how he's handling the coronavirus
[00:18:26] Like we know with Donald Trump like de Blasio is like
[00:18:30] Just a fucking moron. Yeah, I mean what has he done wrong? I haven't really paid attention
[00:18:35] I mean, he's just he's pretty late on shutting the he's late on shit. He's hysterical
[00:18:39] He never like talks about things in terms of like get the schools open for a while
[00:18:42] There being any kind of plan. It's always just like guys this shit sucks
[00:18:47] Have you seen this? This is fucking crazy. Anyways, that's what we need right a message to the kite community
[00:18:53] You know and it's like what are you doing?
[00:19:00] It was and it was brave because we all know it was brave especially in New York city where there's what like two million
[00:19:06] Yeah, well, it's all but like but no wait why it's wide stupid is because it's like they're not going to enforce that
[00:19:12] You know that there's not going to be mass arrests of the hiscitic people. It just won't
[00:19:16] Know there's just going to be there gonna send a cop in with a car
[00:19:19] It's going to be the same exact thing it already was
[00:19:22] So the only thing you stand to gain by tweeting that out is having people call you anti-Semitic
[00:19:27] Right. Yeah, from a PR perspective of a very dumb
[00:19:33] Wild if he just started a little a little mini holocaust out of the blue, right?
[00:19:37] It it would be a wild move. I will admit that. I I think literally
[00:19:42] I guess where there everyone's upstate right now. So go if he gets the gats out dude if the blazio gets the gats out
[00:19:52] That'll be something else boy. I'll tell you what should the blazio start exterminating you
[00:20:01] I would be like damn that's fucked up bill. Don't do them like that
[00:20:05] That would be my perspective his name is like Kaiser Wilhelm the cuz I can this way. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's something German
[00:20:15] It's villain. Yeah, we've looked at some probably well. It's so funny
[00:20:18] It's because the people that point out his name like the most are the same guys that did the barakusay new obama thing
[00:20:28] Not that he's even less white than you thought he was
[00:20:31] But when you do it with the blazio, it just makes him sound like the guys that are like oh bill de blazio you mean hank
[00:20:39] Vermin and it's like well that sounds like your name
[00:20:45] Sounds like you'd like that guy probably
[00:20:49] Yeah, they're pissed he changed it up dude, right? Honestly, that's I respect that about him
[00:20:54] I think that's the coolest thing about him is that he changed his name to some day. Go shit
[00:20:58] I agree. Yeah, I agree wholeheartedly. I mean you should have given himself a black name
[00:21:03] That would have been so cool. Yeah, my name's Tyrell who's saying
[00:21:18] He's already he's been elected and then he like does the paperwork to change his name to Tyrell who's saying the chocolate
[00:21:27] God that would be incredible and then you just see that name blasting out tweets like the jews better wise up
[00:21:36] That makes a lot of sense to me. Right. I feel like a guy named Tyrell the chocolate is definitely not too pleased about what
[00:21:42] Jews have done to his neighborhood. It is funny though
[00:21:45] Watch like the conservative Jews react to that tweet who already call everything anti-Semitism anyways
[00:21:50] Yeah, that's that's been there like the guys who like take a picture of like the price of peanut M&Ms
[00:21:56] Have raised like 35 cents on the subway and they're like not since the night of crystal knocked
[00:22:03] Hasn't injustice this grave been levied against the jewish community
[00:22:07] Talking about just like the the jews who got a suit for their bar mitzvah and never stopped wearing it those kids
[00:22:14] Just keep looking yeah curling into it right and then them reacting to this thing is so funny
[00:22:21] One of them is like tweeting like a side-by-side of like the blazios anti-Jewish tweet
[00:22:25] But then also just another tweet from him that just says hat like it's like basically just says happy Ramadan
[00:22:32] The question is like you're just proving that you hate muslims
[00:22:38] Why bring that in? Yeah, it's the most slam dunk actually anti-Semitic
[00:22:42] Right public officials everything. Yeah, he's like he said something anti-Semitic, but also he's being nice to muslims that's garbage religion
[00:22:51] Uh they wipe their asses with their hands with their hands
[00:22:56] Fuck yeah, dude all those guys are named Ari
[00:22:59] Every single one of that type of jewish guys. Oh, yeah, Ari. They're all from t-net. Not my sweet boy. Yeah, you're Ari's cool
[00:23:06] Mm-hmm. Not my sweet boy. Which ones are you again the tall one?
[00:23:13] You've known all of these people for years
[00:23:20] Transcendent knowing anyone you know it's funny. I kind of thought that like
[00:23:24] Being funny was dependent on not being around people and like you know you just become more
[00:23:30] Your ability to socialize breaks further and it makes you better at jokes
[00:23:34] Right, but now it might be that it you do require interacting with other people
[00:23:40] Okay, because I'm forgetting the english language
[00:23:45] Oh, I've become so dumb. I'm at the yeah, I'm at the point now where I can like barely communicate
[00:23:50] Like I just won't speak to anyone for three days. My mom will call me and be like, how's it been? I'd be like me have breakfast
[00:23:56] I'm wearing outside you go in there's clouds there what
[00:24:07] On there bro. I've been forgetting really easy words like what?
[00:24:12] Like uncle and and uh all the safe words. What are the
[00:24:18] Just what he's forgotten to say like safe words while he's getting fucked in the ass. Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay
[00:24:26] Yes, you know sesame or whatever, right?
[00:24:29] Yeah, is there is there a universal number of safe words that I don't know about? I don't know. I really only know uncle
[00:24:37] Oh, that's the classic. Yeah, that's the classic say uncle
[00:24:41] But is that about getting fucked in the answer is that about getting being put in a full nelson?
[00:24:47] I didn't know people say uncle when they're getting fucked. Yeah. Why does that satisfy a bully who's giving you a headlock?
[00:24:54] The word uncle why is that I made you say
[00:24:56] The name of your mother's brother. Well because bullies are actually bullied themselves, you know, it's true bullies being molested by his uncle at home
[00:25:05] That's right. He's like now. I'm the pain now. I'm the uncle. It triggers p t s d response. We start crying
[00:25:16] They pulls his ass out and you have to fuck him in the ass
[00:25:19] That's how you beat a bully. What's that shitty Sean Connery movie where he can talk to dragons or the dragon hard?
[00:25:26] Don't know. I think that might be the key to sitting down and watching things that I have to watch things that are bad and then get mad at them
[00:25:33] Yeah, for sure. I might live stream twister later. I might go who the twister saw I might put twister on and just do
[00:25:42] Just to twister fucking brutal go through the whole man. It's an insane plot
[00:25:46] Yeah, pack my pipe up make a little coffee put twister on and just go to work
[00:25:52] Ain't nothing wrong with that poppy. Yeah
[00:25:57] Twister who's in that shit bill Pullman. It's yeah bill Paxton. It's who's bill Pullman bill Pullman's the president one of the bill p
[00:26:07] Yeah, the president. Yeah, hold on a second
[00:26:11] That's a different guy. Yeah, Paxton completely different. There's also a way there's also will
[00:26:25] Wow, that's wild. That's not the same guy bill Paxton and bill Pullman
[00:26:36] Yeah, he just died that show with the Mormons big love
[00:26:42] Is this show an HBO no that bill Paxton. I think
[00:26:49] Even though I didn't know who the fuck he was. It's also a guy named will paten who's one of those guys
[00:26:55] Damn, I honestly thought so Paxton is not isn't it not Pullman. Yeah, well look up will paten
[00:27:01] Will paten. Yeah, because he's the other bill Pullman. There's will paten bill Pullman and bill Paxton
[00:27:08] Oh, there's also a guy scars guard and a guy sars guard
[00:27:12] Yeah, this guy is not as as much of this those guys as the other two guys though who ball
[00:27:19] Will paten is more bill Paxton than bill Pullman is bill Paxton
[00:27:26] I guess I don't know who bill Paxton is. That's kind of my you do know who bill Paxton is
[00:27:30] No, I know but I always in my head every time I've ever thought of bill Paxton
[00:27:33] It's always been bill Pullman, but bill Pullman isn't in that many movies
[00:27:37] I mean he's like independent stays is big thing
[00:27:43] Tell me a list of things bill Paxton and I'll tell you if I thought bill Pullman was in them or not
[00:27:57] Yes, they should bring the Beethoven there. Oh, but they should bring all the dog movies back
[00:28:01] There's Beethoven. There was fucking prime time for dog movies. Obviously the air buds. Uh
[00:28:11] Is it tim tim the toolman tailors a dog
[00:28:22] Can't do I can't I can't I'm trying and it's just like I cannot make my fucking brain work
[00:28:29] I can't I have it's just silence. It's just absolute silence in my fucking head
[00:28:39] I know bro. I can't do it. There was like maybe maybe one or two times where there was some novelty to it
[00:28:43] So I could extract something but talking to a fucking computer sucks
[00:28:47] This is bullshit. I know I don't even like hanging out with people, but I need to hang out with people
[00:29:00] Now we look at my phone first of all motherfucker. You're the phone looker at her
[00:29:04] No, you're a phone looker at her. You're the fuck no, but Nick no no no, but in social circumstances
[00:29:10] If I'm hanging out with you guys and Adam you look at your phone dude
[00:29:14] Don't pretend like you're not a phone looker at it. There's enough of a familiarity
[00:29:17] I feel free enough to look at my phone. Right. Right, but if I'm in like a social setting like a like a like a gathering
[00:29:24] Sure, Nick is more likely to do that, but you I would say at the end of the day
[00:29:29] It's sort of evens out because you although sometimes Nick you just won't look you just straight up will not talk for
[00:29:36] 40 minute stretches during the show or like hang
[00:29:41] Like a party in life. Yeah, no, of course. Yeah. No thumb. Yeah, of course. I'm gonna be looking at my phone
[00:29:48] But the fuck am I supposed to do it a party. I don't drink
[00:29:50] Well, you know even just like all these are a bag out. No, okay. All right. Well, I guess I'll look at my phone then
[00:29:58] Let me know. Let me know if the bag comes out and then
[00:30:03] Then maybe we can talk about being social, but I gotta look at Bill Paxton's IMDB
[00:30:07] Yeah, we're gonna take a quick look at the Paxton brothers. See which one is which
[00:30:11] I get to the bottom of this who's uh, who is Kip Pardu
[00:30:22] We're gonna go ahead and take a look at all the Kip Pardu movies. Well, you tell me about your sister as breast cancer
[00:30:29] And I'm like, huh? Oh, yeah, I know that's wild dude
[00:30:39] Yeah, and then she was in chemo for like six weeks and it didn't work
[00:30:50] Yeah, it's it's not bad. Yeah, procea Hendrix isn't that it's crazy. We never saw our breasts
[00:31:06] Come on. I feel like I've jacked off the pictures. I thought were her breasts have never been seen
[00:31:11] I mean it should there that should be a section on her Wikipedia page. It should say
[00:31:16] Oh many of christina Hendrix is an actress and many have wondered have we ever seen her breasts?
[00:31:22] Oh, maybe there was maybe I've jacked off the very convincing photo shops. Yeah, you have
[00:31:27] That's a shame. You've been tricked and I've been deep and the photo shops are most likely done by men
[00:31:33] So you're mack jacking off to another man's art. Fuck which makes you
[00:31:42] Damn it. It makes you serious. You who is this lady? There's a redhead with big tits
[00:31:49] That I'm looking at. I love that you have a dual monitor setup
[00:31:53] To quote on quote one of them is looking at yeah photoshopped
[00:32:02] Anything in your life involves even one of one monitor setup
[00:32:14] I cannot believe I jacked off to somebody else's tits. Why not?
[00:32:19] Because I wanted to jack because it makes him dishonorable. Yeah, it makes me dishonorable
[00:32:23] That was a not earned jack. Your hair is looking. I didn't earn that none. It looks like a newborn baby's hair
[00:32:29] Honestly, I say let it grow see see my they might fill out I'm growing it's not growing up. I'm growing it out. Yeah
[00:32:38] I'm getting the ball ponytail. That's sealed. That's in the put that on the books. Yeah
[00:32:44] I just hope they go grows in fast. Do you guys know where to get fair to grow fast?
[00:32:55] Because I want to come out of this with a ponytail, but I feel like I'm
[00:32:59] I can grab it, which is nice. Yeah, I mean, I guess it'll probably this will go on forever
[00:33:03] So you it'll happen, you know, yeah, that's true
[00:33:08] You want to flatten the curve of how long it takes it would for your hair to grow out
[00:33:12] I want to look like Danny DeVito in twins. Yeah, that's a good look
[00:33:17] That's dude. That's my look when I went all this is said and done. I'm trying to get like a feethdom haircut
[00:33:21] You know everything combed like a ball cut. Yeah, and then yeah
[00:33:25] Yeah, just look like a good look too. Just look like a shaped like like an absolute fucking retard
[00:33:32] Yeah, absolutely. I had that haircut once
[00:33:35] Yeah, yeah as a kid. Yeah, I'm still cutting my my job is to god of the stones and put with stones
[00:33:43] You mean you had a proper boat cut out of like that. Yeah, I went to uh my mom went to a salon
[00:33:49] And she got me a haircut and they let like the Cuban shampoo boy
[00:33:56] They let her try out haircut it and I got he gave me a bull cut and
[00:34:01] He said uh to my to my mother he said all the boys on the playground have this haircut
[00:34:09] That was his uh, I got a bullcough my damn self and it was from my mom's friend who these these old greek people who we later found out were swingers
[00:34:17] They were just this lady would come here in her house and then her and her husband with a earring in the 90s
[00:34:22] You just had like business men come all over your hair
[00:34:31] Pugh wife swapped did either of you ever have this haircut?
[00:34:34] Ricky Martin of course. That was a fucking okay. I love the Dan soder still gets that haircut
[00:34:42] Soder's great haircut soder's whole shit is like fucking 1998 dude. That's when we got
[00:34:48] It's finally the long sleeve t-shirts the flip up. Yes, you know hair
[00:34:52] He really is he's where his queens of the stone age t-shirts. The abracrombie jeans
[00:35:00] Yeah, dude. He looks he really is like a giant kid. Yeah, and he's also good in the way a child is
[00:35:05] You know what I mean? He's a nice boy. Yeah, good guy. He's a good boy. He hasn't been corrupted by adulthood. Yeah, it's true
[00:35:12] Shout out to Dan. Shout out to big stage. What is so what's going on? You guys got any new like uh, uh, skills
[00:35:22] I'm not learning how to paint but just paint every day
[00:35:25] Why don't you talk to me so I cannot hang out with my family talk to us about that for a little bit
[00:35:30] Maybe tell tell tell do you want to see what I was working on this more?
[00:35:33] Tell the whole world out there exactly what you know what needs to be done to progress
[00:35:41] Well, I think it's learning lighting. We got to start getting we got to start getting guests on the show
[00:35:46] We got to have people I got to just throw the worst questions possible to people down. Yeah
[00:35:51] So edward snowden you did something or whatever so what's up with that?
[00:35:55] You get pussy that little juicy off of the leak russia's you get pussy off that leak ed russia's got to be crazy
[00:36:03] What kind of a see they got over there? It's got to be good. It's got to be fucking crazy
[00:36:07] So when's the last time you busted a nuthead?
[00:36:12] Can we get snowed on for real so hard with that?
[00:36:14] What do you do you're pretty easy probably you hack stuff is that your job is you're like a hacker or something
[00:36:20] Do you have bang bros? Do you hack into bang bros? So you don't have to pay you ever see short circuit too
[00:36:27] Do you think that movie's gonna come real
[00:36:31] Do you think the science was uh good on that movie? Yeah
[00:36:34] Do you think that what we're headed towards is something like the film short circuit too?
[00:36:41] Is that like what we could expect where do they got my man?
[00:36:44] Is he just in a house in russia or is he like I think he's in an embassy?
[00:36:48] Yeah, I don't know they like the the media goes to that's that's a song where they're like google wants to put
[00:36:54] Microchips in everyone's brain and then edward snowden goes I think that's bad and then it's like
[00:36:59] Well, of course he does you know it's like everybody acknowledges is that's bad
[00:37:03] Right, but he's just they'll just go talk to edward snowden anytime. There's like
[00:37:09] Another development. What did he leak initially that the nsa is like fucking spying program. Oh, yeah
[00:37:16] So he's chill. He's a chill bloke. Yeah, he is. He's a good bloke
[00:37:21] And he's he got a little apartment. Do you think he's got a playstation?
[00:37:24] Yeah, he lives he passes his roommates with anders brevic
[00:37:30] Yeah, they put all the guys from 2011 and the same
[00:37:35] Oh, damn. I thought you meant anders from workaholics. Yeah, that's that guy's name is
[00:37:48] He's the guy that we talked about him all the time on the show. He shot all his muslim feel right
[00:37:53] Right, right, right. That guy's not chill. That guy's not he's not as
[00:37:57] Durs give me durs. I'm taking durs over
[00:38:08] Them and what are the other guy wouldn't asanj do
[00:38:19] And he's getting pussy from pamela anderson somehow
[00:38:22] Uh, that's what they say. That's a weird that's weird
[00:38:27] I was not expecting that one. I'll be honest. They have driving movie theaters. They're making a comeback
[00:38:32] Should we go that would be fun. I well, I mean, they're just forgetting for fingering
[00:38:39] Yeah, it would just be nice to leave your house, bro. Yeah
[00:38:42] We could shout to each other from our cars. Is that what you want to do like high-knit
[00:38:46] We're probably like hey, stop. We're probably never gonna hang out again unless they open a socially distanced chinese buffet
[00:38:56] I'm there in line like it's fucking fan of just a megaphone from the the root beer float station
[00:39:04] The phantom of the man is how you said the phantom of the man is
[00:39:22] I'm trying to see that shit like it's phantom of the man is deep
[00:39:25] That's that's what tyrell the chocolate would call phantom. That's for sure
[00:39:34] That guy is cool. Oh fuck. I would go to a driving movie theater. Yeah, is that shit safe? What do you mean? Is it safe? Yeah
[00:39:49] I mean when do we get testing so we know who has it and who can suck your dick again?
[00:39:53] Well, they had that those antibody tests and it proved that most people already have it, but then they're like, oh, you
[00:40:02] Wait, we're not gonna go with that. How do you get that?
[00:40:05] County there was one in la county. There was that stanford one. It's just like
[00:40:09] There was one in new york to us because there was like last week
[00:40:12] I just I just stopped reading the news because it's like I can't with this fucking thing anymore
[00:40:19] I guess yeah, dude. I'm like those protesters america's open for business if you ask me
[00:40:24] Adam Adam just marching in up and down the capital steps holding his asshole open
[00:40:29] With a sign that says open for business. I'm open for a business gentlemen
[00:40:36] Honestly, if you made a hazmat suit and the dick part is made out of condom material you could fuck fly like that
[00:40:46] So why are we getting those going? Can you get covid from fucking?
[00:40:53] So you're saying you don't even need to wear a condom the rest of you just has to be
[00:40:56] You just need to airlock your dick as long as you wear a mask kind of like a maybe even a scary mask or a Venetian mask, right?
[00:41:05] Yeah, like as long as you're wearing a cloak and about this sort of mask with a giant bird beak
[00:41:10] What about the little red riding hood wolf where it's the wolf put it to the grandma?
[00:41:17] You remember that mask that was a standard scary mask. That was really scary
[00:41:24] Look at that you could be wearing that and having sex
[00:41:31] Nick you're upset. Yeah, I'm just trying. I can't I can't fucking
[00:41:36] I can't think yeah, yeah, because there's nothing there's no change in life. I think that that's the problem
[00:41:42] The problem is there's nothing you can either go read fucking bad news
[00:41:49] I mean it would be okay if I just could like shut off and be fucking comatose, but there's like zero fucking inputs
[00:41:55] There's nothing there's like yep, nothing to fucking talk about
[00:41:58] There's really there's like not like none of the distractions work. They're all bullshit. I don't want to watch any more fucking movies
[00:42:05] I've seen you haven't watched a single movie. I've watched hero like 15 times in a row
[00:42:09] I try to watch some I watched maybe 10 minutes of a fucking movie and I just can't I just put turn it off
[00:42:15] Make another fucking coffee paste around my apartment. I don't know what the fuck to do
[00:42:24] I like yeah, I don't do handstand push-ups. That's pretty good for you
[00:42:27] Sure. I just like I can't I need like something else has to fucking happen. You know what I mean?
[00:42:33] It's just this fucking bullshit over and over again
[00:42:36] Dude, that's what I'm saying. We got an open care and it's certain point
[00:42:40] Stand outside de Blasio's office at a certain point it becomes
[00:42:44] a matter of creative necessity for everyone who become COVID denialist
[00:42:51] It's like what the fuck you can't do your job as somebody that has to fill an hour of time unless you're saying this things bullshit
[00:42:58] Yeah, yeah, oh, I mean you could just watch twister. We could talk about who's bill Paxton. Oh, yeah, that's great
[00:43:04] That sounds like great. Yeah, just fucking not not only
[00:43:08] Super interesting but definitely not extremely well-tread territory
[00:43:16] Ever thought that maybe bill Paxton and bill Pullman might be the same guy
[00:43:20] I wonder what similarities they had other than they're both named bill and they're fucking
[00:43:26] Like bisyllabic last names is start with p. I mean, it's yeah
[00:43:36] Yeah, I just need something else to happen and I like I lost my keys but then I found them and that's the most exciting thing that's happened this month
[00:43:45] Yeah, you know we need like a war or something
[00:43:50] We need them we need them to try to do a war and then you'd have something else to fucking talk about I mean they would do a war anyways
[00:43:58] This shit. Yeah, it sucks. I hate this. I'm with you
[00:44:03] You could you could start cooking but you're you're not eating. I am a problem. I do cook
[00:44:09] No, I'm tired. I'm furious. I'm like just like if I try to think about anything. It's just oh, right
[00:44:13] I'm fucking furious. I'm angry. This shit sucks. I don't know what to do and it's like, okay
[00:44:19] Well, I guess I can just turn my brain back off
[00:44:26] No brain thinking I mean that would be fine if we didn't have like responsive like a responsibility to like
[00:44:35] Just say anything. I mean like when it goes to the get to the point of like, okay
[00:44:39] Well, if I can just fill an hour and it's like but now I can't even do that
[00:44:45] I can't even fill an hour with bullshit conversation damn. Yeah
[00:44:51] What about the UFOs they think that month they got a UFOs, bro
[00:44:56] Yeah, that's it the genesis of every conspiracy theory is just fucking like
[00:45:02] Like like like a capital interest in needing to maintain some kind of audience. No, they really did Alex
[00:45:14] Yeah, you know, like Alex Jones would just be like a normal guy if like he didn't get a job saying things
[00:45:22] Oh, because he asked if it generates you gotta keep yeah, he's gotta fill the house. He's like, oh, I guess I'll talk about uh
[00:45:30] Well, what about other people that don't talk about shit like that, you know, you got Howard Stern
[00:45:35] Pussies and retard and that kind of stuff you got yeah
[00:45:38] My girl Terry gross. She interviews people. What's with this fucking UFO thing? Let's go ahead
[00:45:44] I guess we'll look at this pentagon officially releases UFO videos
[00:45:50] I wonder why they're trying to distract us
[00:45:59] Um, oh damn, I went back to my Christina Hendrix shit
[00:46:07] Better. Yep. Mm-hmm. I tell you one thing that did kind of spook me
[00:46:11] She's that story about like the New York Times are like uh that one of the top doctors in New York killed themselves because of yeah
[00:46:17] I deal with the patients and it's like did
[00:46:20] Does that happen? I mean does that like
[00:46:23] That seems weird to me. I know she was like a coronavirus doctor and she so
[00:46:30] Feels like it's out of the the fucking clinton playbook. You know I'm saying some some Epstein
[00:46:35] I'm at the point now where I don't think that anyone has ever committed suicide ever
[00:46:41] I think David Carradine was murdered. I think Robin Williams was murdered now. He was jacking off
[00:46:47] He was murdered. He was jacking. Yeah, that's it. Those are the only things that happened either people were masturbating or they were killed by the clinton
[00:46:55] This is the only two options the whole concept of suicide is just it's mostly an abstraction
[00:47:00] It does copy our doctor who treated virus patients dies by suicide
[00:47:08] Top merger room doctor man hand police and at my hand hospitals that treated many coronavirus
[00:47:14] Died by suicide someday just listening to stop try to read said yeah
[00:47:19] Damn sounds like uh sort of a Vince foster situation
[00:47:22] Yeah, she died by suicide. Yeah, one to the back of the head. Yeah, she shot
[00:47:29] Found in her garage. She's one gunshot to the back of her head
[00:47:32] She shot herself four times in the back of the head after deleting her video that's uh coronavirus is like i'm not seeing any patients or
[00:47:43] Well, didn't she she got coronavirus and then recovered and then went back to work
[00:47:51] So she has described depth she had described devastating scenes of the toll the coronavirus took on patients
[00:48:00] Must be in on it. Mm-hmm says that what she saw caused her to kill herself, but what did she see the truth
[00:48:08] The truth maybe she could give us some insight into these ufo videos
[00:48:11] Dr. Brin did not have a history of mental illness her father said but he said that when he last spoke with her
[00:48:17] She seemed detached and he could tell something was wrong
[00:48:19] Mm-hmm. She had described it to him in onslaught of patients who were dying before they could even take in be taken out of ambulances
[00:48:30] He added make sure she's praised as a hero because she was she's a casualty just as much as anyone else who has died
[00:48:37] I'd like to see his bank account statements if you know what i'm saying. Well, I don't understand that statement
[00:48:42] Let me let's make sure she counts as a hero just like everyone else. He died, which is like well. Yeah, she's a hero
[00:48:47] She was a doctor, but it's like the people who are dying of corona aren't heroes
[00:48:53] Yeah, they are they're heroes in the war against the virus
[00:48:56] Why and that's that's kind of and it's like okay. Well, why are they framing it like that because she's more of a hero than them easy easy?
[00:49:02] Yeah, nobody was like close. No, yeah, who's like this bitch taking the easy way out
[00:49:10] A lot of people are yeah like civilian casualties in the war
[00:49:16] You know, sorry none of those Iraqi children get medals. That's what you get for not standing up for your french self
[00:49:25] That's true. You should have joined laura's estants and died like a hero's death gonta valhalla. Les misarables
[00:49:33] Yeah, that's true. That's right. Les misarables
[00:49:40] That this lady got herself. What is lay misnrob? It's just about french people that the miserable
[00:49:47] Their dirty what it means. Oh, that's what it means. Yeah, the miserable. I didn't know you're miserable new french
[00:49:54] It's uh, it's a it's a it's a musical named after adam's dakin balls
[00:50:02] These uh, they it's true. It's about the french revolution. Yep. There's bitches giving up pussy for bread
[00:50:11] Those guys go into jail and shit for yeah for bread. It's mostly about bread
[00:50:26] Cozette she the one giving pussy for bread? I think that's
[00:50:29] I think so a lot of people were giving up pussy back then which is fuck. It's fuck that you have to give up pussy for basic needs
[00:50:40] Do you think there's land then you saw that story like landlords are trying to get people to give up pussy now?
[00:50:47] That's when we're when we're in trouble is when we go back to a pussy based economy. Why that's what you want
[00:50:53] That's what I want but society is in trouble. So I don't want that. I don't want it to be an economy
[00:50:58] I don't want it to be an exchange. I mean what makes you think that women are sleeping with you
[00:51:04] For any other reason other than like some kind of social exchange
[00:51:09] Well, that's everyone that's what everyone gets. That's how everyone fucks. Yeah, I mean, I don't want it to be an economic exchange
[00:51:19] Well, it's not for money. It's not I mean
[00:51:21] That's my wheelhouse, but it's because you have the money is the reason that women are fucking you
[00:51:26] It's not as long as it's not as it ain't coming out of my pocket. I'm not looking too deep brother
[00:51:30] I'm on the surface waters having a nice time. Yeah doing this float move right where you know where people float on their back
[00:51:36] I'm on a lazy pussy river. I'm not trying to go underneath the surface. Mm-hmm. Check what I'm trying to see all this come
[00:51:43] Absolutely the hyper dermic needle. You know, thank you. You want to talk about lies of the system one of the greatest
[00:51:49] Systemic lies of all time is that if you piss in a pool, it'll turn blue
[00:51:53] It really is a great line. I mean I was so scared the times of not piss and the time to like oh, yeah
[00:52:00] It'll turn red, you know, and then you go ahead and you piss or whatever and it's fine
[00:52:05] You're like these motherfuckers. I could have been pissing this whole time this whole system is based on fear and lies
[00:52:12] Which is like if you had a different method of of imposition one that was based on honesty that maybe even more draconian
[00:52:18] It wouldn't feel like such a spiritual violation. Yeah, I agree with that
[00:52:23] If it even if it was tougher as long as I knew the real rules and there was no getting fucked one way or the other
[00:52:28] Right if you told me that instead of the red dye if you piss in the pool and the lifeguard would find out he would pull down your pants
[00:52:35] And make everyone laugh at the size of your child penis
[00:52:42] But if I was caught I would say this is a justice and I knew what the terms were and it turned out to be true
[00:52:49] Yeah, but there was a crime and there was a punishment this crime and there's punishment
[00:52:53] But there's honesty at the core of the thing and your little kid dick will probably be wrinkled too
[00:52:59] Yeah, you're in the pool justice without truth is not virtuous so true. Yeah
[00:53:08] Can there even be justice without truth my friend
[00:53:12] Question for the ages. I guess probably I could think of an example
[00:53:18] Like when you shit and you realize you're out of toilet paper
[00:53:21] And then you get toilet paper and then you wipe and it was one of those like turds. It didn't need to be wiped
[00:53:29] Wow now that that is a great. Yep. Wait, you're saying that's justice without truth
[00:53:34] Yeah, I don't think that qualifies as justice without truth, but that is some kind of
[00:53:37] Specific circumstance of something it is justice without truth
[00:53:44] Well, the justice is that you didn't have toilet paper and you wiped your ass and
[00:53:49] Like you didn't need it. You didn't have the toilet paper and you didn't need it, which is a just
[00:53:56] Mm-hmm and the truth the truth of the matter there's no way to not having truth is that you didn't know you didn't need it
[00:54:01] Right not having truth is that there's no way to prove it unless you did have the toilet paper
[00:54:05] Interesting. Ah, you're I guess truth and knowledge are the same. Yes. I was not equating them as the same thing
[00:54:12] But you like I was just fishing for anything to say maybe truth
[00:54:16] With knowledge instead of yeah justice without knowledge. I was looking for maybe anything that might even
[00:54:28] I went to Lowe's yesterday. Yeah, oh god. I go to Lowe's
[00:54:31] Yeah, I don't loves to blow man. Gotta go to Lowe's load else
[00:54:42] Home Depot is black Lowe's the other way around
[00:54:47] Really Lowe's is nice. Lowe's is nice dude.
[00:54:49] Lowe's is really I have you been to the Lowe's in red oak first of all no home depot is eastern european Lowe's
[00:54:59] How about this heckin jersey was the best and I never been there. Yeah, you'll never go
[00:55:04] You'll never know about heckin jersey was nice. You'll never know about heckin jersey
[00:55:08] I went I found some of the last fond memories with my father at heckin jersey
[00:55:12] Dude as a kid going to heckin jersey with my dad
[00:55:15] I'm like like my dad just know like no idea what anything in that store is
[00:55:20] You know and as a kid you're like one day. I'm gonna be picking up
[00:55:24] This shit and it'll be a reason for it. You know all know it. I usually like he's like going to like track auto when I was a little kid
[00:55:30] And be like wow someday. I'll have like a shitty Honda
[00:55:34] And I'll come here to buy things for my shitty Honda. I don't know what they are
[00:55:38] I thought I thought that would be so cool. Yeah. Yeah, but then heckin just went out of business
[00:55:44] I know yeah, but now it's all advanced auto. I don't think I've ever been to Lowe's
[00:55:49] I've only I'm a home people guy Adam. I cut you off. I'm sorry. You were going to Lowe's for what?
[00:56:01] I didn't go anywhere. No, get there time to go to Adam
[00:56:06] I went to Lowe's for an ethernet cable nice and uh
[00:56:11] You're coming in crisp. You're coming in clear. Yeah, I bought it and uh
[00:56:14] It didn't have the connector plugs on the inside to go back to Lowe's what it was just a cable without
[00:56:23] Adam was like looking at the I ordered it on my this one's only three dollars
[00:56:29] This one's got three dollars and it doesn't come with the clips
[00:56:32] But you know you saved some money just trying to plug the bare wires into his computer
[00:56:41] Yeah, because I'm now recording back upstairs again so I can
[00:56:45] Have some privacy for the show. Uh-huh and uh, yeah, and uh, they didn't have the connector
[00:56:53] And uh, it was a pleasure. It was a real pleasure leaving the house twice
[00:56:58] Going to Lowe's I did little people watching you have to wear masks and vegas
[00:57:03] What the fuck is people watching people say that and that's just like oh, it's a great spot for people watching and it's like
[00:57:08] Does that mean that you think that you're like you're not an idiot? I mean that's the implication always
[00:57:13] Is that like what you go to hang out and watch other people be stupid and banal in ways that you think that you're escaped from?
[00:57:21] I don't think you're just around people just soaking up uh different different types of
[00:57:28] There was uh, I always thought it was kind of like shitty and condescending
[00:57:33] That expression. I think uh, it can be read that way
[00:57:37] I think that people that are that claim to be really into people watching are typically dickheads. Yeah, it can be
[00:57:52] Take a look at these fucking these dickhead people watches and you know some guy sitting on a bench
[00:58:01] See now you know how it feels now. You know, I feel you fucking asshole
[00:58:07] This is your guy who's never who's never recovered from teenagers watching you shit your pants one time. Right?
[00:58:13] What are you and your new girlfriend here having a nice spring day?
[00:58:19] Yeah, it's always about yeah, it's a it's a big couple. I feel like that's what the zodiac killer resale about
[00:58:24] He's going on like what are you guys doing? You're people watching they're like, please leave us alone and then you time up and stab into death
[00:58:31] Yeah, it's like consider yourself watched
[00:58:36] Welcome to the welcome to Aquarius rising your house is in Saturn
[00:58:41] It's funny that they got this guy going around murdering people is just a dumb astrology bitch
[00:58:48] That it's like the same kind of person. He's like, you know, dear mr
[00:58:52] Police if you ever want to see caydland
[00:58:55] breach her ninth birthday you'll send two hundred dollars and 18 healing crystals
[00:59:08] When this stick of incense burns out I chop one of her toes off. They're calling him the fortune cookie tarot card killer
[00:59:33] T-shirts that they make the swag yeah the swag the funeral swag which I guess had been donated somewhere he was wearing a
[00:59:43] Which I thought you know if that that's the kind of stuff you get from leaving the house being out in the world
[00:59:48] Other than watching salvation arm is you go into them
[00:59:51] It used to be like half the rack was like the jefferson Jackson
[01:00:01] Rowan and glowing baby, you know, and it was just yeah, just 500 of those shirts
[01:00:06] I know or like a class trip or it's like some asshole just donated them unmask
[01:00:12] We should get some of that shit, man. I've been to a thrift owner. Well, damn
[01:00:16] Because people be going to thrift store. Tristores are worthless in New York
[01:00:20] You have to go. Yeah, they are pretty picked through
[01:00:22] Yeah, I'm going to Jersey though for some gold. Yeah, I mean what are you gonna do get into like ironic thrift store t-shirts now again?
[01:00:34] By the time you turn 22 you're like, oh, I'm just a tool
[01:00:38] Mmm. Yeah, this is I love that shit man. I don't I don't begrudge my face of ironic t wacky shirts
[01:00:44] I'm going western where restaurants restaurant graphic tees is the way to go friends. It's a good look. I respect that
[01:00:54] I'm sucking John Wickscock. Yeah, your head is the wrong way
[01:00:59] Be the back setup everybody keeps asking me if I'm gay
[01:01:08] But now I'm thinking yeah, I'm gay. Yeah, I'm gay. Yeah, I'm gay
[01:01:16] I'm thinking I'm gay. I'm thinking I'm gay
[01:01:20] That movie rocks. I rewatched that one recently too. Yeah, I can rewatch John with
[01:01:25] That's a cluster stone cold classic my boy. I'm gonna have to watch two again my boyfriend gave me that dog
[01:01:32] Free whatever used to put that dog in my ass that poppy lived in my ass
[01:01:43] Uh Adam what's your background about why is he was Bob Dylan with a yarmulka?
[01:01:59] Damn, I wish I could go to Bob's big boy or Bob Evans or
[01:02:06] I mean you're gonna have to one of dine it must have it must have been awesome to be like
[01:02:10] To leave some eastern block country in the 1980s. It's been to your entire life there and then you like move to America and like
[01:02:18] 1993 and you get to go to like Wendy's for the first time. Oh, yeah, can you imagine that?
[01:02:24] I probably rocked my family would have gone to Wendy's and it is
[01:02:34] To have to have square capitalist hamburger
[01:02:39] Did they even have burgers in Russia? No, they ain't got shit dude. That's another question. You gotta eat a radiated wallpaper
[01:02:48] Yeah, Snowden. Mm-hmm. Y'all got hamburgers over there yo. Hey, y'all got hamburgers
[01:02:53] Y'all got stem square Wendy's hamburgers
[01:02:56] They got different menu items at the McDonald's. Yeah, they got a Mac Donald's over there and y'all got borscht at your McDonald's
[01:03:03] Yeah, what's the pussy situation like is it because you know because they're mailing them all out elsewhere?
[01:03:10] I'm thinking yeah, what's left over? It's got to be like a thrift store here in New York
[01:03:15] It's true. It's picked through all the good ironic pussies taken you're only left with the sincere stuff. Yep
[01:03:26] Oh fuck I smell like shit did you guys feel like your body odor is worse in the quarantine? Um
[01:03:34] Kind of I guess but not really I've also been showering more because I'm like exercising
[01:03:39] So I'll shower in the morning and I'll work out and I'll shower again afterwards
[01:03:47] Little shower shower sand. That's the other thing to I take a million showers now. I wasn't for a while
[01:03:51] I stopped bathing for the first like couple weeks
[01:03:54] And then uh, there's nothing to do. So it's like okay. Well, I guess I'll take a shower
[01:03:58] You're right. I mean, I don't know if you're gonna punch in bag. I really have no idea
[01:04:03] Punching bags is a good idea. I have no I have no fucking idea and this is gonna go on for another
[01:04:07] I mean, it's like it's gonna be interesting to see what happens in New York after May 1st
[01:04:12] When people can't pay their rent when it's like, you know, they're tired of it like
[01:04:17] Nobody wants to clap anymore. That's the thing is like that's that's we need these are the kind of models I need
[01:04:22] And statistics and somebody should do a clapping at 8 p.m. Index
[01:04:25] And see how long it takes before that peter is out because
[01:04:30] The first night in New York where there's only a single person clapping the next night is the woman the fires start
[01:04:38] No one has clapped here once in a story. Yeah. I mean I can hear Williamsburg from here
[01:04:44] I don't think my neighborhood's clapping. It's like
[01:04:47] It's my my neighborhood is like mostly older black people. I think still yeah, you know
[01:04:55] Yeah, maybe Adam's madam was right to flee dude. Yeah, Adam was had the right move to flee in New York to abandon you already
[01:05:02] Scared we have now Adam's now that Adam's natural fear instinct when confronted with anything
[01:05:07] I was not it was not a cowardly move. I would I would own up to it if it was but it was I'm just saying you were right to do it
[01:05:17] We've proved the real New Yorkers have proven who they are and they are now fleet free to flee
[01:05:25] Maybe it's time to get a fucking cabin get a property. Yeah, walk the grounds
[01:05:30] Uh, yeah, I just want to I want to touch grass, bro
[01:05:33] Well, you know exactly what will happen is you'll buy a house somewhere
[01:05:40] Like all podcasts just immediately whoop go bottom up and then yeah
[01:05:45] And you can't get a job at all and now you have a fucking 30-year mortgage on a property
[01:05:50] I'm like, oh well now. I'm also out of work and I can't pay for anything
[01:05:55] Yeah, so I just put you in this like fucking holding but like what the fuck what the fuck is gonna happen dude. This shit sucks
[01:06:02] I know it's not funny. It's not I know it's finally you've I've found something that isn't funny
[01:06:11] If it's still quarantined I'll hang out with you. I don't care dude
[01:06:16] I'm coming back. You know when I'm coming back, but I'm coming back eventually
[01:06:22] But uh, yeah, I'll hang out with you. I don't care. I'll hang out with mom. We go. Go to that taco place pick up those tacos
[01:06:28] We're not doing that. I'm not look me and stop coming back. Me and stop live here and we don't hang out
[01:06:33] I've been not seen stop in months. Yeah, but you and I are neighbors. I'm not leaving the
[01:06:38] I'm not leaving this story a bro. He doesn't leave the story. He doesn't leave his apartment
[01:06:43] There's really not a reason to hang out. You go you should go for a drive
[01:06:47] I can't go for it. There's nowhere to go driving
[01:06:50] Go down to the connie island. Check it out old desolate drive back. Yeah, I'll go for it
[01:06:55] That's not a bad drive. Yeah, my car's been up on um
[01:06:59] On like blocks for like three weeks because I'm gonna go to the strip
[01:07:03] I think and see it all they suspended alternate size street parking
[01:07:07] So I've been doing all the work that I put off that would require like not moving the car for a while
[01:07:14] How's it going? How's the work on the car though? It's nice. It's nice to have a project
[01:07:17] But again, it's like all the things that I have to distract myself with it's like I don't know how to like turn that into
[01:07:24] Like there's not I'm not I'm so fucking understimulated that I can't produce anything
[01:07:30] I can't fucking like do anything. I've been make I'd like sit around and I make like
[01:07:34] Like like instructions for myself on like how to do things
[01:07:40] You know, I'm like I format them in page. I've got into like document processing
[01:07:45] I mean, it's like I don't know what to fucking do
[01:07:54] It's basically yeah, well my offer to hang out with you when I get back at no still on the table. No
[01:08:05] Gonna ride his bike and then we're gonna talk for my balcony while he's downstairs. Yeah, that sounds nice
[01:08:10] It's like I mean, it's you kind of watch everybody creatively kind of flailing right now
[01:08:15] And the only emotion you're really capable of having is like disgust
[01:08:20] And then you witness it in yourself and you're like fuck
[01:08:24] It's like what he like what do you do? I mean all we can do is just sort of like
[01:08:28] Hey, look at me, you know, and then people do and you're like whoops. Sorry
[01:08:34] Yep, I got nothing. I don't have the answer either. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, people's uh
[01:08:46] Oh, yeah, and comedy was all comedy already was shit
[01:08:50] It was gotten it was gotten pretty it was already like incredibly superfluous
[01:08:54] All of this content that nobody really wanted but there was enough money in the industry that you know
[01:09:02] Somebody would just fucking throw me like yeah, let's do like let's say like viacom's doing like a web series
[01:09:07] I mean like that's what like quebe is it's funny that quebe hit right when this happened because that's the pinnacle of like
[01:09:13] Old media waste throwing all this money at a fucking idea. That's dog shit. Just setting money on fire
[01:09:20] Just like you did you how much money they fucking raised billions. Yeah, billy
[01:09:36] Where there's no way to share any of the content on social media. I mean, it's like yeah
[01:09:43] Just how much and like you know, there's a lot of people that got into the like entertainment industry banking on the idea that like
[01:09:50] You know because it was like funny. It was like 10 years ago. They're like
[01:09:53] Common like comedy has a mediocre white guy problem
[01:09:57] And it's like yeah, you're right and the answer is like we should get rid of the mediocre white guys
[01:10:01] It's not that we should have a bunch of mediocre everything mediocre of every strike
[01:10:07] Yeah, we should we should it's not an introduction of a bunch of mediocre bullshit from everybody else
[01:10:12] They should just fire the mediocre white guys leave the 15 of them that are fucking talented
[01:10:17] And then maybe find like, you know a black woman that's loud in a funny way
[01:10:23] You know, maybe put maybe throw Leslie Jones there. Maybe we do those busters
[01:10:28] And there's only one of there's one of them you pick one the best one of the lady goes best
[01:10:37] Uh, uh, what's Leslie Jones and then I guess maybe you get it. Maybe a Chinese ghost buster in there
[01:10:44] I like that Chinese bill Murray. It's Ken john. It's yeah jettley
[01:10:48] Jet Lee from the ocean is so small. It's so fun. He's making small. That's funny, but no funny
[01:10:58] Was that from the oceans jetley in oceans 11 moving? Yep, that's the other ghost, but that's Chinese ghost buster
[01:11:04] That's not jetley. I just think it was not. It's not. Yeah, it's just a small guy. Isn't it isn't he in one of them
[01:11:10] I thought it was jetley too bro. He's in the he's in the expendables. That's it
[01:11:16] That's not even close to the same movie dude and he's doing way too much guns
[01:11:21] It is close to the same way that they're both ensemble cast with a Chinese. I guess all right fine
[01:11:26] They're ensemble cast but one is much more of an action would be the other one's a caper
[01:11:30] Mm-hmm. I'm not exactly a caper, but I'm some a heist
[01:11:39] Why don't you guys say the kind of movies I should watch the long goodbye? Yeah, all those like 70s like gritty crime movies
[01:11:48] About the right of town. Yeah, we should all we should have we should have this conversation
[01:11:52] It's uh, we should do the podcast from now on is one of us will say something and then the other person will go hold on a second
[01:12:00] And then we just have we just have minutes of silence while we just take down notes here
[01:12:07] Hang on a second. You said it was bill Pullman
[01:12:15] And just so that's all real quick p u ll
[01:12:25] Um back to what you were saying earlier. There is a bill
[01:12:29] Paxton yeah to be clear. Okay, and that is pa x t o n
[01:12:35] Correct. Correct. You got that right. Very good. What are the other movies though for real long goodbye. What else? Oh, yes
[01:12:41] Let's write these down. Uh, so long goodbye and i'm assuming that's the classic spelling of long l o n g
[01:12:48] What's the other option? Um l o n g e l a w and long
[01:12:53] Long that's the original name of long island was uh, uh
[01:13:09] Long balls. It's a long goodbye. We'll go ahead and write that down here
[01:13:15] You're listening to the taking notes podcast. This is episode
[01:13:19] 783 and you know note taking is I wouldn't say an art form
[01:13:27] It's certainly uh, nothing to thumb your nose at
[01:13:30] Oh, yeah, and a lot of people they don't know the right way to go about it. Uh, they think somebody says something you just jot it down
[01:13:41] Well, I mean not technically not technically I mean technically speaking it is correct. That's
[01:13:52] Right, but uh-huh if you were to um, I wouldn't say necessarily belabor it
[01:14:00] Uh add some flourish those things you can do like for example, I I use capital letters
[01:14:06] And that way I never have to uh dot my eyes
[01:14:11] But isn't that didn't that more work overall? No
[01:14:13] In fact over the course of years. I've saved probably 22 and pens
[01:14:22] That's interesting on the ink I've I've conserved or the capital letters smaller
[01:14:28] Damn, what's the small capital who sneezing?
[01:14:32] Who sneezing? Let's let's investigate. Oh, what are they my roommate? What's going on with that?
[01:14:41] Be right back. Hold on. Okay. We'll just sit here that we'll sit here in silence
[01:14:46] So adam you were saying earlier. I want to make sure I write this down. I get this down. You went to low
[01:14:56] Oh, it's a lows twice yesterday. Yeah, and that's l-o-w-e-s. He's all right
[01:15:02] Lose. Yeah lows. He's doing fine. I just took down some notes here adam apparently went to the store lows
[01:15:08] Yeah, yeah, oh what happened? Did you ever get the correct chord then I get went back up
[01:15:17] You know just to add a little extra sure I stopped you got that down here you got that
[01:15:22] I ordered the correct chord with the connectors on the end
[01:15:25] And then I got there the second time to the because they have a online pickup thing right I ordered it to the wrong
[01:15:35] So then I had to get refunded for that one. Yeah, then go into the aisle. Oh, I'm sorry
[01:15:40] Yeah, not I'm looking at the order now. This one went to the uh the lows for the straight guys. So
[01:15:46] Yep, we don't have it here. It's a straight low. Yeah, this is actually uh the guys the guys
[01:15:51] The guy behind the counter is trying to rip on you. He's like, yeah, sorry. They went to the straight lows
[01:15:55] This is uh, it's only for gay guys. You're like, so you're gay and he's like what no
[01:16:04] No, no, fuck you the guys that work here that is the other customers that are gay
[01:16:13] I want to show i'm going to show it that says the customer is always gay
[01:16:18] Yeah, that's right and i'd say it's a businessman bending over exposing his asshole
[01:16:24] But he's he would he be the customer? The businessman is he's selling his ass and he's straight
[01:16:31] With the rule here there's only one rule. There's only one rule to call him the whole rule
[01:16:40] Customer is always gay, but i'm sure the guy getting fucked in his ass in a suit. Mm-hmm. I'm straight. Yeah
[01:16:46] I'm straight. I'm on the businessman. I'm doing a good job
[01:16:52] Sex work is work. It'd be funny. Yeah, like madmen
[01:16:55] It's like a sex work office where it's just a bunch of business guys get like going out and getting fucked in their ass
[01:17:01] All day wearing shoes and then coming back to the office of being like meh your tits look better every time i see
[01:17:08] This is a cum dripping out of their pockets out of the ceo of polaroid just fucked
[01:17:17] I got a three o'clock over at the pan am build one trip's gonna be blowing out my holes for about
[01:17:22] 15 minutes i'm sick and mag maybe man you could go get some tom collins after this
[01:17:28] Listen some jazz down to the west village. What do you say? I have a fiance. I'll have him killed
[01:17:36] Either we have sex or i'll have him killed you don't have you have no idea how much
[01:17:41] Gay sex i've been having in 1960s corporate america to keep my job
[01:17:45] And now it's not falls on you to make me feel straight again
[01:17:48] They've got a big japanese client coming over. They're stressing out that they're having gay sex in the correct cultural way
[01:17:54] Right the japanese clients coming they got to figure out who has to lay down on the table
[01:18:01] Just cover yourself in sushi. Yeah while being bukkake
[01:18:11] Who goes out for uh eating a sushi off of a sexy lady and is like this is cool
[01:18:16] What do you mean? I don't think it would be cool that that doesn't really really
[01:18:22] Yeah, I'd feel bad for her. I'd want to talk to her
[01:18:25] Be like here are you enjoying this? Yeah, of course you want to talk to her because you're you're like a predator
[01:18:32] You wouldn't mean i'm like a predator. Well you would have to I think it's a predator kind of moved to pay to you
[01:18:37] You're an awful woman. It's a it's a transaction
[01:18:39] You'd have to escape yourself from the transaction while still trying to get the ultimate result
[01:18:43] Which is to you to have first of all I wouldn't do it because it's kind of lame some kind of
[01:18:48] Sexual interaction with this woman you want to you want to establish an emotional relationship
[01:18:53] But they would be like i'm not like the other guys
[01:18:55] And then and then you get the fucker without
[01:18:59] Whereas i'm happy to pay her i'm happy to pay her for her talents. Right. We're being honest
[01:19:04] This is back to the pool you know what you are is you're a pool liar your guy would lie about the fucking to die in the pool
[01:19:10] That's not true. I'm a pool pisser. I've been a pool pisser my whole life. I knew oh, I know you're a pool
[01:19:18] I'm saying you're one of the you would have been one of the people propagating the law
[01:19:22] You'd be sitting there pissing in the pool and being like you know
[01:19:25] There's a red dye that's in the pool. Yes, that's true because I'm the puppeteer. I'm the puller of the strings
[01:19:36] You're actually not the puppeteer. I just have to puppeteer
[01:19:42] I'm a puppeteer. Nope. I am a puppet master. I'm jepeta
[01:19:47] Your jepeta in that you you would make it what the fuck happens in panochia
[01:19:53] Jepeta like loves panochio and then he turns him into a real boy and then jepeta is just out of the picture
[01:19:58] He's not in the rest of the movie. Wasn't there something with a whale?
[01:20:01] I think panochia does something fucked up and jepeta's like fuck you you fucking bitch he lies
[01:20:08] Yes, so he's like go get fucked go get fucked by that donkey boy
[01:20:12] Then go get fucked by a whale you watch a lot of baby movie stop don't you you've re-watched dumbbell recently and I have not re-watched dumbbell
[01:20:19] I just figured I just saw on the line that it was shorter than I thought you re-watched Moana though
[01:20:25] You told us that I that was a year ago plus ago you re-watched
[01:20:29] Leelow and still it's not Moana's not a re-watch. It's a watch
[01:20:33] Watch for the first time. Thank you watch Moana a couple years ago. You're good. Maybe it was pretty good
[01:20:40] I actually saw a pretty cute video of the rock's daughter
[01:20:43] Singing to the Moana song and she has no idea her dad is the guy
[01:20:48] He didn't even tell his own kids. She's a baby
[01:20:50] You don't be a flat thing to do is for the rock and Jason Mamo to just switch and see if their children know
[01:20:56] It looks kind of different one is long hair. Yeah
[01:21:03] That's true. That's kind of the hole in your plant
[01:21:07] Let's see what else is going on. They got this Michael Jordan documentary
[01:21:11] How about like a civil war plantation owner coming back to his plantation after being at the civil war for years
[01:21:18] Uh-huh and then making a video dumbbells only 64 minutes by the way. I like that interesting too short
[01:21:30] You know the sandlot is only 20 minutes long
[01:21:43] It's dry paint. You got a piece of shit that you're sticking on your head. I didn't stick a piece of shit
[01:21:48] Yeah, do not say that maybe it's time to call it quits on the dots, okay
[01:22:05] That water bottle looks like a big like the innards of a flashlight. It looks very fleshy. Yeah
[01:22:15] It's a half gallon. I gotta stay hydrated. I drink two of these days. It's very biological
[01:22:18] Nothing wrong with that. You drink two of them a day
[01:22:25] I try to your skin looks nice. I think it's thinking all that water
[01:22:29] Thank you. Why are you shaking your head?
[01:22:31] I'm just I'm just so disappointed with my inability to have any kind of thought
[01:22:40] You should do cocaine man. I know I really should just start doing co-cap. I got it. It's cocaine still delivering
[01:22:45] I have no idea. I have no I have no idea, but I don't I don't know how to
[01:22:52] You know, maybe a different drug that's that's designed to make your brain work. I'm like what?
[01:22:57] I don't know. Some a doctor would prescribe
[01:23:00] No, because it's not what do you gotta go to a doctor and say hey, I'm in quarantine and I'm having
[01:23:09] erratic thought patterns and I need to maximize them in a certain way
[01:23:13] How can my I need help making my thinking more disordered
[01:23:19] So that I can do my fake job. Yeah, no, I was just saying you take your regular pills again. They don't help
[01:23:26] It's just a thought man. Yeah. Well, you want you take your thoughts
[01:23:30] And bring them right to the Chinese buffet. Meet me there
[01:23:33] That's what I need. That's the answer is I need a fucking I need a day out at Chinese fucking buffet
[01:23:39] I need to be able to live my goddamn life
[01:23:41] The way I did I agree and it's not even like you know like there's all these these protesters think they're protesting for freedom or whatever
[01:23:48] It's like it's not even like a fucking these are like basic human needs and it's not even a matter of protests
[01:23:53] It's like eventually you're just gonna look bash your head against a fucking wall
[01:23:56] Yeah, I can't I can't like I don't know what the fucking do
[01:24:01] Yeah, you gotta leave me you're go to the middle of the country. I guess I you know, I don't know
[01:24:05] I mean yeah, maybe I'll just put the fuck in my car
[01:24:08] Maybe I'll try you drive, but this shit is fucking driving me goddamn
[01:24:12] A couple of my friends a couple my friends have fled and although it is irresponsible their lives sound so much better
[01:24:19] Yeah, where have they gone couple like one of them went to Ohio
[01:24:23] There's like there's like 10 cases there everyone just fucking goes to grocery store with mass
[01:24:27] Ohio is like way locked down though. Ohio was the first place to lock down. They have all these like ridiculous measures
[01:24:33] So they're so they just did it right. It's what you're saying
[01:24:40] Because it doesn't seems pretty chill over there. That's what I'm saying
[01:24:44] What do you mean compared to here? It's the same. I mean, I again, I haven't paid attention, but like they were they were
[01:24:50] Also locked down. I think the biggest surface of a house party in Chicago
[01:24:55] Like a thousand people at it. What really fun. Yeah, why dude damn we're gonna be in here for a pretty lit
[01:25:04] Yeah, we're gonna be in this motherfucker forever. I want some fucking top
[01:25:28] Yeah, damn. I should I should get into making fireworks in my apartment. I think that's the answer
[01:25:35] Put in a big fertilizer order. Mm-hmm. Just practicing Chinese learning how to make fireworks
[01:25:44] Yeah, god damn it's so funny that we would have already been been and come back from Australia by now. Yeah
[01:25:50] And that'll never happen again. There won't be in Australia
[01:25:57] Kangaroos on surfboards are overrunning everything
[01:26:02] Are they fucked over there? I don't know. I don't know that's the thing is like I can't pay attention to shit
[01:26:07] Because the only thing I can do is like get upset. I mean, it's like
[01:26:15] Everything's me everything fucking sucks. It just fucking sucks
[01:26:20] It just sucks. Yeah, there's no I'm not I can't even be like, oh come on
[01:26:24] You said you're a fucking one. I want to kill myself. It's fucking awful. It's just fucking awful and it's like
[01:26:33] Everybody already wanted to kill themselves
[01:26:37] You know, it's like the feeling the feeling the overwhelming feeling is like it's too late
[01:26:43] You missed your chance to kill yourself
[01:26:48] Now there's no humans gonna be sad you already
[01:26:51] I think somewhat someone pointed out that prince died right before trump got elected in 2016
[01:26:56] Would have been an awesome time to get fuck just kill yourself on drugs, dude
[01:27:00] Yeah, you ever know how fucking gay the world gets yeah, I mean, I'm out of rock also you kill yourself now
[01:27:06] It's like fucking those those emts are probably busy. You know, yeah
[01:27:10] They gotta come scoop your brain off like your playstation or whatever. It's rude
[01:27:16] It's rude. It's rude. It's rude to kill yourself right now
[01:27:18] That's the only reason you can't do it. You could have done it. You could have done it weeks ago
[01:27:23] Now you're already now you're just like well early March, baby. That was the end. Let me see if yeah, let me see if quarantine ends
[01:27:40] Easter candy did you get any Easter candy to eat?
[01:27:43] Didn't get any Easter candy. Oh, that's a shame. Fuck. I just remembered that. It's a shame
[01:27:50] Fuck I didn't get any fucking sureki the Greek Easter bread
[01:27:54] You know how good it is the fucking chocolate with sureki so good. I have no idea. I've never had it
[01:27:59] Maybe when this ends fuck. Yeah, do you know what the funniest part too is about like doing it because everybody's doing it
[01:28:05] Everybody in the world is like after this
[01:28:07] It's like it's like the whole kind of like premise of all that glen back like 912 movement bullshit
[01:28:12] Is that like oh you're supposed to have some appreciation for things when this ends, you know none?
[01:28:21] Immediately, you know what it's funny because it's like it started and my dad's like face timing with me and shit
[01:28:26] Which we've never done and it took like we were face time one time
[01:28:31] And now he's back to just blowing off my text messages for weeks on it
[01:28:36] Does not respond to me won't pick up the phone
[01:28:42] Know he's like well miss you it would be nice if you know like we could see you but you know obviously that's not like an option or whatever
[01:28:52] Yeah, yeah, he's in the lab, dude. Yeah
[01:28:54] He's in the lab taking the fans at this time. No, he's not he's not doing it
[01:28:58] I know he's just fucking he's doing the same thing everyone else is doing is nothing
[01:29:02] And I keep seeing that shit on instagram is people being like
[01:29:04] You use this time to work on yourself and it's like you're not doing that
[01:29:09] You just made that stupid fucking picture and then you're going back to eating oranges or whatever you're doing all day
[01:29:15] It's like no, that's the other thing the thing to be productive when everything you worry that the world might disappear
[01:29:22] It's it's not it's hard to do anything. It's also you were probably already productive. You're just not talented
[01:29:30] For the most people I know their their hang up isn't that they're not productive. They're very productive
[01:29:36] It's just they produce nothing but dog shit
[01:29:47] You're absolutely right. Yeah, the time is actually worse
[01:29:50] It becomes it allows you to realize that you've got the time and you are dog shit
[01:29:54] Yeah, there's probably some people actually putting in the work right now that are like, oh, yeah, I sucked it
[01:30:01] The only the real work to be done is coming the terms with that fact that maybe like a life dedicated to yourself was not the fucking answer
[01:30:10] And now that you're locked alone and isolated you have to find like
[01:30:13] Some kind of meaning in mindfulness or something small or immediate
[01:30:17] They're like fucking doing the dishes or like some other sustainable aspect other than just like
[01:30:22] Pointing at yourself all fucking day long
[01:30:31] You know costume changes. I mean I'm enjoying that
[01:30:36] To be honest, I mean, I think I might if I you know, maybe I should just buy a couple more costumes
[01:30:41] Yeah, you need a crown to go over that a crown would be cool
[01:30:45] I was thinking, you know, maybe you get maybe get into cosplay, you know, and that's thing
[01:30:49] It's like right back to like you're just brain just goes. Well
[01:30:53] No, I guess I'll just continue to distract myself. I'll do it think about anything else waste more money
[01:31:00] And it's I'm on team distract yourself. Yeah, get through it one way or the other
[01:31:04] And then it goes on for so long that it's like, you know, it's like people like oh well the world it gets so bad
[01:31:09] It won't like people have this idea that it'll inspire people to action or whatever it would be some kind of
[01:31:13] Revolution or something, but you become so worn out and drained and like tired and numb that really there's nothing
[01:31:25] Robell again. I mean, it's just like you don't care. I mean you just shut off
[01:31:30] Like what would be the motivation to do anything?
[01:31:34] I'm not dying or I guess for some people. Yeah, who cares who cares? Yeah, literally who cares? That's the right answer. Yeah
[01:31:46] It sucks, dude. I'm yeah, I'm not talking about what's going on here, but it's
[01:31:52] Not an ideal situation. Yeah going to lows come back
[01:31:56] All of those place a lot of difficult things actually going to go into the straight guy lows when it should you should have
[01:32:03] Going to the gay guy lows. Yep. Yeah, that was pretty funny
[01:32:08] No, it wasn't if we said nothing was funny
[01:32:13] Yeah, it's a good note. It's nothing was funny and it's over now everyone
[01:32:21] Yeah, we're gonna have dr. Edward Snowden on the show
[01:32:27] Yeah, honestly, you know, I was known up to if you know Edward Snowden for real ask him if he wants to do the show
[01:32:33] Yeah, I don't know if you know we really should start having guests
[01:32:37] We'll start doing that. Yeah, I mean because you know, if you're honest with you
[01:32:40] I had I did like Kurt's podcast and that was like all right. It's like when there's other people
[01:32:44] That are new today. No, I mean like last week. I've been doing I mean like me and Tim and Lewis now we're doing um
[01:32:55] And that one is like but you know, it's only a matter of time before you get comfortable doing that
[01:32:59] I mean not being in person is fucking like
[01:33:02] It's again. Yeah, if it's a different show and there's like a different group of people
[01:33:06] There's some like, you know, because it's like a new conversation or whatever
[01:33:09] There's some kind of like novelty to it and having to figure out Kurt's show was a lot of fun
[01:33:14] Doing mat and Shane was a lot of fun, but it's like, you know, it's like you you need something
[01:33:19] You know, yeah, we should get used to mix it up. Yeah, all right. Yeah. I don't know
[01:33:24] Maybe see the Tim wants to do it or fuck. Yeah, that'd be good. Yeah, let's get him in the mix Tim or um
[01:33:32] I got a fucking curry. I'm trying to check up on see how that bad boy's doing. Yeah. Oh nice dude, Indian or Thai
[01:33:42] It's kind of more Indian. I guess oh so I get I have to end the uh
[01:33:46] I have to end it. Yeah, okay. Yeah, check me out on twitch twitch.tv slash stopby, baby
[01:33:51] Every friday at six o'clock. I do a call-in show
[01:33:55] You can leave I forget the number 903 883 stop
[01:33:58] I think and you can call of leave a voicemail and I will uh answer it on the air. That sounds great
[01:34:04] It's pretty fun. Adam do you have anything uh?
[01:34:10] Nope, nothing. Okay. Well, yeah, bye everyone bastard radio if you want to check that out check out bastard radio
[01:34:17] It's kind of like this but instead of adam and stav. It's two other guys. I have nothing to say to
[01:34:22] After a fucking week's hunting. All right. Goodbye everybody. Bye boys