[00:00:00] We're live, we're live and we're getting pussy over the internet.

[00:00:04] All right.

[00:00:05] Well, Adam didn't figure his shit out.

[00:00:08] So his computer can't connect.

[00:00:10] So guess what?

[00:00:11] Guess what?

[00:00:12] We're doing it this way until he shows up.

[00:00:15] Ideally, I'd like to have this said so that it's like fucking it drives me insane to start

[00:00:20] the podcast and then I broadcast to YouTube and it gets a couple of seconds before and

[00:00:26] there's oh every single one is going to start with me shoving my beard in my mouth because

[00:00:31] I can't not fucking do it while I'm trying to figure something out.

[00:00:35] Dude, you got to get a fucking fix your oral fixation.

[00:00:38] I tried.

[00:00:39] I used to put because I chewed like a hole in my lip years ago.

[00:00:42] When I was like 23, 24, I had like a goatee and I fucking like chewed like all did this

[00:00:48] all the time.

[00:00:49] I can't stop fucking doing it.

[00:00:50] And then it gets even like like it doesn't it just hair just stopped growing at this

[00:00:53] point because I just say constantly like just chewing on it like a fucking cow.

[00:00:57] Yeah, you know what a cow is mauling on some grass and it's a little brown patch.

[00:01:01] Right.

[00:01:02] You did that.

[00:01:03] You were grazing on your shit.

[00:01:04] I got hot spots like a dog.

[00:01:06] Yeah.

[00:01:07] But now I look at the I look at the the fucking here look I'll just screen cap it and send

[00:01:12] it to you.

[00:01:13] Yeah.

[00:01:14] Look how fucking stupid I look.

[00:01:21] I've seen it.

[00:01:24] I mean, it's just like that's how that's that's still now for the video.

[00:01:28] It's going to be.

[00:01:29] Oh, that's the beginning still.

[00:01:30] Yes.

[00:01:31] You going is me shoving like a little bitch.

[00:01:35] Yeah.

[00:01:36] Yeah.

[00:01:37] Yeah, you look you look gay.

[00:01:39] I know.

[00:01:40] You look like it's pissing me off.

[00:01:43] You look sad.

[00:01:44] Your boyfriend said he can't come over in this screen cap.

[00:01:46] No, that's a little too far.

[00:01:48] I wouldn't say that's exactly what the vibe is.

[00:01:50] It's actually exactly.

[00:01:51] No.

[00:01:52] Yeah.

[00:01:53] No, you look for Lauren.

[00:01:54] I think you've been rejected by a lover in this.

[00:01:56] No, I think the look is I'm upset because my morbidly obese friend ate all of the Tobler

[00:02:01] owns in the world.

[00:02:03] You sneez you lose pal.

[00:02:06] You can't trust me around a fucking Toblerone.

[00:02:11] You know that about me.

[00:02:12] There are too many Toblerones or not enough Toblerones.

[00:02:16] Don't leave me around your Toblerones or your bitch.

[00:02:18] Yeah.

[00:02:19] That's the thing about me, dude.

[00:02:23] Adam says he's in.

[00:02:24] He might be in the waiting room.

[00:02:26] Oh, okay.

[00:02:28] Very, very good time again.

[00:02:33] Well, well, well.

[00:02:35] Look, you decided to join us.

[00:02:37] Look who.

[00:02:38] Hi, guys.

[00:02:39] Look at that.

[00:02:40] It'd be a cool idea to wait till 2.59 p.m. to see if his computer.

[00:02:43] Oh, I was doing it for like five minutes.

[00:02:45] I had to restart my computer.

[00:02:46] It's way top back in the list.

[00:02:48] You could wait until 2.55 p.m. to see if my ha my hollow vibes over here.

[00:02:55] I love it, dude.

[00:02:57] Are you waxing your board?

[00:02:59] I'm waxing a lot.

[00:03:01] Is that including my your whole your vagina?

[00:03:06] You're waxing your vagina.

[00:03:07] What are you doing, Adam?

[00:03:09] I was waxing my ass.

[00:03:11] Nice.

[00:03:12] What do you think about waxing your shit out of your ass and your balls?

[00:03:16] Believe in your gooch Harry.

[00:03:17] You have people say waxing philosophical or whatever.

[00:03:20] Yeah.

[00:03:21] But they're just like not the not the wax vaginally here.

[00:03:25] Yeah.

[00:03:26] I'm going to wax my ass.

[00:03:30] Holy.

[00:03:31] Yeah, I think I'll be anal.

[00:03:33] Wouldn't it?

[00:03:35] Um, I'm not the wax anal.

[00:03:38] You're wax penicily as whole as.

[00:03:42] Holy as.

[00:03:44] Holy.

[00:03:45] Not to wax.

[00:03:46] What do you now you guys did kind of gloss over though my idea of a little gooch mohawk.

[00:03:50] Yeah, like a little just like a little Hitler mustache.

[00:03:53] What do you think that is a look in between your pussy and a.

[00:03:56] Isn't that just isn't that how it looks anyways?

[00:03:59] It's unless you unless you shave it.

[00:04:03] No, I'm saying you wax your your dick and balls and you wax your ass and you let the

[00:04:08] gooch go crazy.

[00:04:09] Interesting.

[00:04:10] You get a nice little fur.

[00:04:11] I'm getting like very like caucuses vibes from that.

[00:04:15] Like that's like like a like a tribesman in the urals.

[00:04:19] Yes.

[00:04:20] Absolutely.

[00:04:21] Yes.

[00:04:22] You don't get you're not a real male in the tribe.

[00:04:24] You have to shave your gooch.

[00:04:25] You have to shave all your pubes and ball hair and your asshole, but then they have

[00:04:29] that and then there's bells at the end.

[00:04:32] And then you're allowed into the army by memorizing a dance.

[00:04:36] Yeah.

[00:04:37] After pay for for three days, you're on a fucking vision quest drinking nothing but

[00:04:42] goats.

[00:04:43] Yeah, nothing mountains like milk, like goat milk and kurtled milk, kurtled milk eating

[00:04:51] bark.

[00:04:52] And then then you're in the army and you're allowed to go into Turkey to rape women.

[00:04:58] That's right.

[00:04:59] And then you tell you that's how you earn your similar.

[00:05:03] No, here's what happens.

[00:05:04] You come home.

[00:05:05] They snip off your gooch here.

[00:05:06] They smell it.

[00:05:07] If it smells like Turkish pussy, you're allowed in the army.

[00:05:10] That's beautiful, man.

[00:05:15] Yeah.

[00:05:16] That's a beautiful people over there in the Balkans.

[00:05:18] Yeah, savages.

[00:05:19] I'm excited.

[00:05:20] Which are kind of like the white people of the Balkans.

[00:05:21] I went to Home Depot and it was like a fucking hour and 45 minutes.

[00:05:25] I don't know about that.

[00:05:27] What?

[00:05:28] Great.

[00:05:29] It's statement about Greek.

[00:05:30] It turns out like I don't like the racism exists, but in a world where there it does.

[00:05:35] In a world where racism exists.

[00:05:37] These situations are at the top of that race experiment.

[00:05:41] And I'm not even saying it's good.

[00:05:42] I'm pointing it out as a sort of ethno historian.

[00:05:45] What if racism actually existed?

[00:05:48] 20th century Fox presents the black minding reality.

[00:05:57] Black minding reality.

[00:06:01] The Merrill black minding.

[00:06:03] Two.

[00:06:05] Two.

[00:06:08] Rank the Balkans then, bitch.

[00:06:10] If Greeks are the Balkans again, it's like Albania.

[00:06:14] Are the Yugoslavian countries Balkan?

[00:06:17] I would say so.

[00:06:18] Slobs.

[00:06:19] Yeah.

[00:06:20] So Croatians are white.

[00:06:21] I don't think Greeks are whiter than Croatia.

[00:06:22] I'm saying we're at the top.

[00:06:24] Oh, you're the best ones?

[00:06:26] In a world where that kind of thing, if you subscribe to that kind of thinking, which

[00:06:31] I don't.

[00:06:32] Personally, if you did, we would be Serbs.

[00:06:37] I guess Serbs are probably the bottom.

[00:06:39] Let me walk that back.

[00:06:40] Let me not sit with the white ones.

[00:06:42] Let me just say you're the superior ones.

[00:06:47] We're the superior with white race, which I thought.

[00:06:50] But some people do is what I say.

[00:06:53] I would say, look, either nobody is white except the English or everybody's white except

[00:07:00] Sub-Saharan Africans, Indians, East Asians, and Tasmanian devil folks that got down there.

[00:07:09] Yes, sure.

[00:07:10] I think they're called the Negritos.

[00:07:13] I think it's Aboriginals.

[00:07:15] No, the racial...

[00:07:16] That's the new Bud Light Negrito.

[00:07:19] The Negrito with wine.

[00:07:21] That sounds delicious.

[00:07:22] No, they were in the burrito.

[00:07:23] Negrito is the racial category of people that are like dark as hell, but they're not

[00:07:27] actually from Africa.

[00:07:29] Oh, nice.

[00:07:30] Yeah.

[00:07:31] Well, that's cool.

[00:07:32] Negrito are several diverse ethnic groups who inhabit isolated parts of Austronesia.

[00:07:39] Austronesia?

[00:07:40] Yeah.

[00:07:41] See, that's fucked up because to me that sounds like a black guy from Brazil.

[00:07:44] Negrito?

[00:07:45] Yeah.

[00:07:46] Or Columbia or something like that.

[00:07:47] Other bounty hunter and stuff.

[00:07:49] Dun dun dun dun dun.

[00:07:50] Like they would do some dancing like that.

[00:07:52] Wait, do you guys see those operators get owned in Venezuela?

[00:07:55] Yes, that's so fucking funny.

[00:07:58] What were they called?

[00:07:59] Silvercore?

[00:08:00] Yeah, dude.

[00:08:01] So sick.

[00:08:02] That's your rocks, dude.

[00:08:04] Those guys, what were they from Iraq?

[00:08:07] They were like Iraq and Afghanistan guys that were like, we're going to be fucking...

[00:08:09] They were seals, I think.

[00:08:11] That's hysterical.

[00:08:12] They came in so cocky.

[00:08:14] They got their shit split, dude.

[00:08:16] Maduro sucked their dicks clean off.

[00:08:19] They probably were the guys that got rejected from Blackwater.

[00:08:22] Yeah.

[00:08:23] They were like, you're not a good enough operator to kill Arab people for money.

[00:08:28] All they've ever done is like, they were like, they were security for Trump.

[00:08:31] Like one time.

[00:08:32] Are they?

[00:08:33] I think, yeah.

[00:08:34] Dude, those guys suck.

[00:08:35] Yeah.

[00:08:36] They definitely did.

[00:08:37] And Maduro, before him was the guy, some guy that the CIA hit with the cancer gun, right?

[00:08:43] What was that guy's name?

[00:08:45] Chavez?

[00:08:46] Chavez, yeah.

[00:08:47] Did he get his ass with the cancer ray?

[00:08:51] I mean, he got cancer out of nowhere.

[00:08:55] Is that a real thing?

[00:08:56] Dude, you know they got some shit like that.

[00:08:58] I know.

[00:08:59] But why wouldn't they be doing that all the time?

[00:09:01] I think they do.

[00:09:05] Maybe because it like whatever crystals or human sacrifice it takes is too much.

[00:09:10] Maybe you can only use it every once in a while.

[00:09:13] Who knows what kind of occult shit the CIA is on, dude?

[00:09:16] Yeah, I guess.

[00:09:20] The Chavez, right?

[00:09:21] Didn't he get like some crazy form of cancer and just die out of nowhere?

[00:09:24] I don't know.

[00:09:25] Because he liked tracksuits, so he's one of our brothers.

[00:09:28] That guy rocked it.

[00:09:30] He's one of the brethren.

[00:09:31] He did look cool.

[00:09:32] He would give speeches with tracksuits.

[00:09:34] I didn't, I messed up.

[00:09:35] I got the velour, those burgundy velour, Beckenbauer like.

[00:09:40] The Adidas, yeah.

[00:09:41] You got the Beckenbauer is in velour.

[00:09:43] Oh, wait, no, we have the same one.

[00:09:44] We have, I've only got, I got the track bottoms as a present.

[00:09:48] And I was at the tops.

[00:09:50] The time I was like, you know what, I'll go get the top because if they were $80 each,

[00:09:53] the top and the bottom.

[00:09:54] Oh, they went on sale, brother.

[00:09:56] They went on sale, but they discontinued them.

[00:09:59] And now the fucking top is $450 on eBay.

[00:10:03] And I can't go around with half a tracksuit on.

[00:10:07] No, that's pathetic.

[00:10:08] Let the check right now.

[00:10:09] What are we waiting for?

[00:10:10] Yeah.

[00:10:11] No, I mean, make the check out the eBay right now.

[00:10:15] I can't find it, but no, I'm like, now I'm thinking about like, you know, because we

[00:10:18] all got to think about different economies after this shit.

[00:10:20] And it's like, I should be buying every type of new tracksuit for meditas.

[00:10:24] I'm not wearing it.

[00:10:25] I'm just waiting to see if I can flip that shit on eBay in two years.

[00:10:28] Yeah, you're, you're going into the world of hype beast resale.

[00:10:32] Yeah.

[00:10:33] I mean, this thing is fucking hot.

[00:10:34] The problem is I love the wearing the tracksuits and I wear them.

[00:10:37] Big problem.

[00:10:38] And then where, where I'm with joints.

[00:10:40] This, this shit's fucking dirty as hell now.

[00:10:43] Yeah.

[00:10:44] But I love it.

[00:10:45] Look at this.

[00:10:46] This is a stock one.

[00:10:47] This is so cool.

[00:10:48] It's a cop.

[00:10:49] There it is.

[00:10:50] That's awesome.

[00:10:51] That's what it is.

[00:10:52] Yeah.

[00:10:53] It's the best, it's the best of the Puma Motorsport.

[00:10:56] Tracksuits without question without question.

[00:10:59] And I've, I've, I've taken a good look at all of them.

[00:11:01] Yeah.

[00:11:02] BMW one is very good.

[00:11:03] Well, cause it's the M motor.

[00:11:05] It's the M motor sports one.

[00:11:06] The Ferrari one's fucking gay.

[00:11:08] For always you think it's going to be awesome.

[00:11:10] It sucks.

[00:11:11] Ferraris are for fags, dude.

[00:11:13] I don't know.

[00:11:14] But it doesn't look cool for always your cousin.

[00:11:15] Nah, I'm not.

[00:11:16] Dude, I got beef for them ever since I saw Ford versus Ferrari.

[00:11:20] Ha ha ha ha ha.

[00:11:21] What?

[00:11:23] Ha ha ha ha ha.

[00:11:24] They're disrespectful.

[00:11:25] I'm not.

[00:11:27] That's very funny.

[00:11:28] I'm laughing at it.

[00:11:30] Ha ha ha ha.

[00:11:31] I'm just, I'm just, I say the fact.

[00:11:34] What about them with disrespectful?

[00:11:35] Adam, would you say they're rude and disrespectful.

[00:11:38] They think they're sculptors of gorgeous machines.

[00:11:41] I agree with them.

[00:11:42] I like a Ferrari.

[00:11:43] It looks cool.

[00:11:44] Yeah.

[00:11:45] But being, being in the Ferraris is like, says boomer shit, you know?

[00:11:48] Yeah.

[00:11:49] If you're, if I've said this before, but the, the, like millennial car culture is about

[00:11:57] having autism and appreciating every type of car.

[00:12:01] Boomer shit is like, yeah, they're like, Oh wow.

[00:12:03] What if I'm one day I'm a stock burger millionaire and I have a Ferrari?

[00:12:06] Yeah, dude.

[00:12:07] That shit is for fucking Persians.

[00:12:09] I'm listening, bro.

[00:12:11] Yes.

[00:12:12] Yeah.

[00:12:13] I'm Eastern European.

[00:12:14] I got a little bit of that in my blood.

[00:12:15] You know some Persians came over in the old days and raped one of my fucking great, great,

[00:12:18] grandmas.

[00:12:19] You get into a colognes and sense.

[00:12:22] It's on its way.

[00:12:24] It honestly is honest.

[00:12:25] This summer was going to be the return of jewelry because I feel like it's a start,

[00:12:28] jewelry is for summertime.

[00:12:31] And I was going to get into Cologne.

[00:12:33] I'm pissed.

[00:12:34] I'm pissed at fucking all my sartorial.

[00:12:39] My sartorial fucking growth had to take a step back.

[00:12:42] I'm out here wearing my old faithful t-shirts, my Jordan, my comfy ass Jordan shirt from

[00:12:46] like ninth grade.

[00:12:49] But boomers are, they are correct about some of the cars.

[00:12:53] Broken clock is correct twice a day motherfucker.

[00:12:56] I don't like exotic cars.

[00:12:58] Ferrari is one of the things they're correct about.

[00:13:01] Although Jordan's Ferrari in the last dance documentary is very...

[00:13:04] That's the one I was...

[00:13:05] The Ferrari's tight is fucked, dude.

[00:13:08] I just watched the movie where a Ferrari was in the mix as well.

[00:13:13] They're cool.

[00:13:17] I'm kind of back into something boxy.

[00:13:20] I used to like sleeker type of fucking car.

[00:13:23] I thought a Porsche was cool.

[00:13:25] I'm not as much into that kind of shit no more.

[00:13:28] I want that boxy fucking powerful shit, dude.

[00:13:31] Like what?

[00:13:32] Like a Ferrari.

[00:13:35] What boxy Ferrari are you on?

[00:13:36] Like Jordan's Ferrari in the last dance.

[00:13:40] It's cool.

[00:13:41] I didn't see the last dance.

[00:13:42] It's good.

[00:13:43] It's pretty good.

[00:13:44] It's very good.

[00:13:45] Are you...

[00:13:46] Do you mean save the last dance?

[00:13:47] Yeah, Jordan.

[00:13:48] Michael Jordan saved the last dance.

[00:13:50] It's Omar Epson.

[00:13:51] No, I think that's Michael Jordan's dance together.

[00:13:55] No, it's Michael Jordan and Hillary Clinton.

[00:13:57] I'm pretty sure it is.

[00:14:00] It's in that movie.

[00:14:02] Off the top of my head.

[00:14:04] Yeah, that's true.

[00:14:05] That's who it is.

[00:14:06] Yeah, apparently fucking Hillary Clinton was being sold to Michael Jordan during the 90s.

[00:14:12] In the Bulls Championship year, she was getting fucked by the whole team for cash.

[00:14:17] Really?

[00:14:18] For cash?

[00:14:19] Yeah, because Scotty Pippen played in Arkansas.

[00:14:21] So the Clintons had a connection to the Bulls.

[00:14:24] Right.

[00:14:25] Scotty used to be their bull.

[00:14:27] And that's why Bill Clinton intervened and he was like, I want him on the bull.

[00:14:30] That's why that's the name of the team.

[00:14:31] He fucked my wife.

[00:14:33] That's the name where the name of the team comes from.

[00:14:35] Yeah.

[00:14:36] That's from not only that they're bulls, but also that they were from Chicago.

[00:14:41] A lot of people don't know that.

[00:14:43] Yeah.

[00:14:44] But the Chicago and Chicago Bulls refers to the city of Chicago.

[00:14:47] Which is crazy.

[00:14:48] Mm-hmm.

[00:14:49] Yeah, just a bunch of, they hired 12, mostly black, but a couple tall white guys to really

[00:14:55] just bleed out Hillary's pussy.

[00:14:58] Just really turned into hamburger meat.

[00:15:00] Yeah.

[00:15:01] I actually read, I heard from a couple of trusted sources verified actually.

[00:15:04] Yeah.

[00:15:05] That she enjoyed eating shit.

[00:15:07] Really?

[00:15:08] Yeah, that she would.

[00:15:09] I did see that too.

[00:15:10] They would pay extra money to the Clinton Foundation to have Hillary Clinton eat what

[00:15:18] she called the finest turds.

[00:15:20] Really?

[00:15:21] Yeah.

[00:15:22] And where were those come?

[00:15:23] Those were from the basketball players, too?

[00:15:24] No, they were from the stadium.

[00:15:27] They would just go in after the games.

[00:15:29] Oh, clear out.

[00:15:30] All the secret tubes that went from all the basses.

[00:15:33] Is that like that episode of the Simpsons where at the food court it all goes into one

[00:15:37] big thing of meat?

[00:15:38] It went into a trough in Hillary.

[00:15:40] Yeah, her big fat ass was chained up hanging from the ceiling and they had the tubes going

[00:15:45] in there and she was force fed shit from the stadiums.

[00:15:48] While Bill every turd that was flushed down the United Center from 1994 to 96.

[00:15:54] Yeah.

[00:15:55] Well, Bill raped children and played saxophone.

[00:15:59] And this is, this is a lot of this stuff.

[00:16:02] A lot of this stuff, you know, you don't even hear about, but if you go through the archives,

[00:16:05] you can find newspaper articles about it.

[00:16:07] But New York Times, Hillary Clinton's shit eating operation, pause after a plumbing issue.

[00:16:13] Yeah.

[00:16:14] You know, and they kind of-

[00:16:15] I've been going through some microfiche recently.

[00:16:17] That's a thing, man.

[00:16:18] That's why I'm not conspiracy.

[00:16:19] There's all this stuff is down the open.

[00:16:21] You just got to look, brother.

[00:16:22] Yeah.

[00:16:23] It's right there.

[00:16:24] It's like they're taunting us.

[00:16:25] Yeah.

[00:16:26] Building seven was actually filled with bathrooms.

[00:16:28] Wow.

[00:16:29] Yeah.

[00:16:30] And why a lot of this push for this trans stuff now is to get even more bathrooms so that

[00:16:36] the curtains so Hillary can eat more even more shit.

[00:16:40] Yeah.

[00:16:41] So yeah, we want to men's women's and trans bathroom.

[00:16:44] Trans bathroom.

[00:16:45] And even though that will still be the same amount of people and think that they're-

[00:16:48] Oh, this trans people were holding it.

[00:16:50] That they were sitting at home.

[00:16:52] Yeah.

[00:16:53] And maybe trans-tourger even more delicious.

[00:16:54] A lot of the surgeries, you know, I mean, because they can't actually make a vagina.

[00:16:58] They just have to make a second asshole.

[00:17:00] So trans people are often-

[00:17:03] Oh, I see.

[00:17:08] Twice as much.

[00:17:09] Mm-hmm.

[00:17:10] You know, the expression I'm eating for two now, what that means is I've had surgery

[00:17:13] to have my penis removed and I have a second asshole.

[00:17:16] I have a second asshole.

[00:17:17] Yeah.

[00:17:18] I'm eating for two assholes to shit twice as much into Hillary Clinton's mouth.

[00:17:22] I've heard that from a confirmed source because I was at a diner and I overheard a woman say

[00:17:27] to the waitress, I'm eating for two now.

[00:17:30] And I- Yeah.

[00:17:31] I always said, what does that mean?

[00:17:32] And I asked one of my friends from a website about guns that I talked to as a forum for

[00:17:39] guys that like to memorize details about special forces ranks.

[00:17:44] Right.

[00:17:45] And trade.

[00:17:46] Guys that never actually served in the military.

[00:17:48] Yeah.

[00:17:49] And then somebody saying I'm selling a wink, wink, lower receiver, wink, wink, fully automatic

[00:17:54] PMME for details.

[00:17:56] And most of the chatting happens in the private message section of the forum.

[00:18:00] Right.

[00:18:01] And that's kind of like an inside joke.

[00:18:03] It's- I don't even- I can't really parse what that would even mean.

[00:18:05] Yeah.

[00:18:06] Mm-hmm.

[00:18:07] Yeah.

[00:18:08] That's pretty cool.

[00:18:09] I started watching a bit of that show, Waco.

[00:18:10] Is it good?

[00:18:11] I don't know.

[00:18:13] I think I mentioned this already.

[00:18:14] It's kind of- I think you did.

[00:18:15] Too depressing.

[00:18:16] Yeah.

[00:18:17] Let's go back to the idea that Hillary Clinton was- they had a bull.

[00:18:21] Did you guys know that there's a difference between cocks?

[00:18:24] There's two different forms of guys that get their wives fucked.

[00:18:28] There's cocks.

[00:18:29] They're something called hot-wifing.

[00:18:31] Where there's a-

[00:18:33] Which is like, that's sort of like more of like a parrot head kind of Jimmy Buffett style

[00:18:37] cocks working.

[00:18:38] Just a Hawaiian shirt style cocks.

[00:18:39] Yeah, who wants to fuck my wife?

[00:18:41] Honestly, literally, yes.

[00:18:43] That is what it is.

[00:18:44] Yeah.

[00:18:45] Yeah.

[00:18:46] We all go out on my boat.

[00:18:47] I make $800,000 a year out of my real estate investments.

[00:18:52] You know, I live down here in South Beach.

[00:18:54] And it's like, there's one thing I love.

[00:18:56] It's seeing my leathery pig bitch of a wife getting railed out by the guys that clean

[00:19:02] my shoes.

[00:19:03] You know, that's what I-

[00:19:05] Right.

[00:19:06] That's music to my fucking balls, pal.

[00:19:10] It's seeing that bitch getting railed out by Jimmy Cheeto dust over here in his pal.

[00:19:19] His pal Mikey Moonlips.

[00:19:21] Well, I sip fucking Glen LeVette on the deck of my 55 foot Peterson schoon.

[00:19:31] I don't know anything about boats.

[00:19:32] Scooter?

[00:19:33] What's a cool boat company name?

[00:19:36] I don't know.

[00:19:37] My Jonathan, my 55 foot Jonathan Livingston.

[00:19:40] Yeah, it's literally a guy who they said that because I was trying to research this because

[00:19:49] somebody said, on the call-in show that I do, some guy said he was a bull and I was like,

[00:19:54] what's the terminology?

[00:19:55] I was trying to research it.

[00:19:57] And I found a YouTube video where it's like this couple and they're like, the husband

[00:20:01] is there.

[00:20:02] He's like, I'm not a cuck.

[00:20:03] See, cucks get humiliated.

[00:20:05] But I love that my wife is getting fucked.

[00:20:09] And so she goes out and fucks guys.

[00:20:12] And then they come back and apparently it makes for an even more, he fucks her after

[00:20:16] somebody has fucked his wife.

[00:20:18] That is so hot.

[00:20:20] There's a bull and there's a stag and there's a cuck.

[00:20:22] A stag is like a cuck who is kidding himself and pretending he's not a cuck.

[00:20:27] He's basically Nick's parrot head.

[00:20:29] It's an interesting culture, interesting subcuck.

[00:20:32] Are they, are bulls always big or do they sometimes one like, you know, maybe a petite?

[00:20:37] Yeah, you could never be at one of them, Adam.

[00:20:39] Sorry.

[00:20:40] It's not about size.

[00:20:41] I'm just saying with it's about it's about Adam, he'll never be one of those guys.

[00:20:45] Well, I don't know.

[00:20:46] I'm not saying I want to be one of those guys.

[00:20:47] I'm just saying, or is it only big name?

[00:20:49] Never gonna have.

[00:20:51] Let me go ahead and finish here, Nick.

[00:20:52] I'm sorry.

[00:20:53] It's not about size, but it is about temperament and you absolutely will never be a bull.

[00:20:58] Oh, well, you get me hot.

[00:20:59] Give me hot.

[00:21:00] No, you could never.

[00:21:02] Could you, could you think you could fuck a man's wife while he watched?

[00:21:06] No, that would be horrible.

[00:21:08] Yeah, I would barely.

[00:21:13] Fuck a man.

[00:21:14] Well, I can barely have a threesome.

[00:21:16] Like, I can barely, it's a two person thing to me.

[00:21:21] Yeah.

[00:21:22] It wouldn't be my favorite, but I could find a favorite.

[00:21:25] It would not be my favorite.

[00:21:26] I'd like to see you even try.

[00:21:27] You know what I'd also like to see?

[00:21:28] Yes.

[00:21:29] You're getting your hand.

[00:21:30] Picture remains penis.

[00:21:31] Your head getting run over by a monster truck.

[00:21:33] Where's this coming from?

[00:21:36] This like third grade.

[00:21:38] I'll smash you.

[00:21:40] What is it?

[00:21:41] Why, why today?

[00:21:42] Where's this second grade?

[00:21:43] I'm a bitch.

[00:21:44] I'm not even in third grade.

[00:21:45] Wow.

[00:21:46] That's cool.

[00:21:47] You're making the third grade.

[00:21:48] You can't.

[00:21:49] You're not even in third grade.

[00:21:50] You're in second grade.

[00:21:51] No, you know that I was ahead of you in school.

[00:21:53] Yeah, but that's not dumb.

[00:21:54] And I was an accelerated class.

[00:21:56] And the girls class.

[00:21:57] My parents argued my way in.

[00:21:58] You're in girl grade three, which is the equivalent of boys grade.

[00:22:03] And that would have been pimp to be in a girl.

[00:22:05] Girl grade three is the equivalent.

[00:22:06] They made you wear dresses in girl grade.

[00:22:08] Boys preschool.

[00:22:09] I did.

[00:22:10] I was put in gym class in middle school.

[00:22:13] They had boys gym and girls gym.

[00:22:16] Girls don't learn.

[00:22:17] Girls don't learn.

[00:22:18] Girls don't even learn.

[00:22:19] And a shortage of teachers one year and I was put into the co-ed girls don't even learn

[00:22:21] basic math.

[00:22:22] I think it was all been non threatening boys and retarded kids.

[00:22:25] Because they didn't want anyone.

[00:22:27] Yeah.

[00:22:28] They didn't want anyone.

[00:22:29] Did you lose every time?

[00:22:31] Messing about.

[00:22:32] No, I was a I was pretty good.

[00:22:35] Not a pull up.

[00:22:36] So those kids were incredible.

[00:22:38] No, no, no, no, you weren't.

[00:22:39] No, you weren't.

[00:22:40] No, you weren't.

[00:22:41] What are you talking about?

[00:22:42] Anytime madam says he was good at something you know for a fact that it was.

[00:22:45] That's not true.

[00:22:46] The girls the girls and the mentally handicapped boys ran the floor with you.

[00:22:50] Yeah.

[00:22:51] Getting we get getting walked out like a dog.

[00:22:55] And in the middle of the get let get walked out like Hillary Clinton on the front.

[00:23:01] Yeah, they would.

[00:23:02] They would these are stroll Hillary out on a leash and then she had shit all coming out

[00:23:06] of her mouth and pussy and she'd be in the locker room and gotten her pussy through.

[00:23:11] Yeah, she did.

[00:23:12] They got every the whole team would take a shit then Hillary Clinton's pussy.

[00:23:15] And and Bill would watch and this was you know that's how he won in 1995 or four or whatever.

[00:23:24] Yeah.

[00:23:25] Is that a yeah.

[00:23:26] 94.

[00:23:27] A lot of people didn't know this but that's Cuomo didn't run because his wife didn't like

[00:23:31] eating shit enough.

[00:23:33] Who is this president with his wife like divorce I think this is wife like eight million pounds

[00:23:40] and traditional Italian.

[00:23:41] I think he's a single gentleman.

[00:23:43] I'm talking about his dad was his dad going to run and then he didn't because everyone

[00:23:47] thought G. Dub was had it sewn up who Mario Cuomo think Mario dude.

[00:23:53] I don't know.

[00:23:54] It's me it be Chassamaria Cuomo.

[00:23:56] I haven't watched my sons I've gave I've been watched even a second of those Cuomo broadcast

[00:24:02] in the last like three weeks.

[00:24:03] No, it's so fun.

[00:24:04] It's yeah.

[00:24:05] Now like how quickly all that like you know it's so funny all that like president Cuomo

[00:24:09] shit dried up and he didn't even like fuck up in any way people just got bored of him.

[00:24:15] Yeah.

[00:24:16] It's like just kind of like yeah never mind.

[00:24:19] Yeah.

[00:24:20] Because he does the same thing he gets on he's like you know we're going to work very hard

[00:24:24] it's going to be hard you know but times are tough and when times are tough you've got

[00:24:29] to be tough you know it's like my uncle used to come by and he would come by the house and

[00:24:34] we would see him come by and we go where did he go because he would have left and sometimes

[00:24:41] people leave the house but not this time.

[00:24:45] So this time is people staying in the house because that's what that's what the science

[00:24:50] is it's just the most boring shit.

[00:24:52] It would be nice if it ran out of anecdotes.

[00:24:54] This guy's been sitting there collecting anecdotes for 400 years.

[00:24:58] Yeah, well but you can't even go folksy because he's a New Yorker.

[00:25:03] You can't even do that you can go Italian.

[00:25:05] You can talk about fucking pizza pie and yeah yeah Monica.

[00:25:09] It would be nice if everyone turned on him when he said that shit about you should get

[00:25:13] a job as an essential worker or when he was like you know but it's that's not it you're

[00:25:18] right it's just everyone got tired of them they were fucking bored.

[00:25:21] Yeah they got bored of it.

[00:25:23] You know what why do people do lip sync videos because they're wildly popular because entertainment

[00:25:30] is fake.

[00:25:31] Like what the fuck is that I'm only thinking that because I saw lip sync video.

[00:25:35] It's the same it's the same reason people do podcasts.

[00:25:38] Why this is what the fuck else you just make something and people look at it.

[00:25:43] Yeah but I don't understand lip sync I guess it's I guess it could be impressive but I don't

[00:25:48] see how it could be funny.

[00:25:50] It's weird when people share them when like a white male comedian somehow a black teenager

[00:25:55] will do a video of them saying their jokes and they're like oh my god thank you and it's

[00:26:00] like I don't this seems like a trap.

[00:26:02] That's the thing.

[00:26:04] I've seen it.

[00:26:06] Yeah.

[00:26:07] Next thought about this scenario for quite some time.

[00:26:09] Scenario Jones dude.

[00:26:11] That's sort of that's which scenario.

[00:26:15] Scenario.

[00:26:16] Scenario stop making Mark Biberglia videos and go get your show as for dinner.

[00:26:21] Stop doing that.

[00:26:22] Stop doing his hour long one man storytelling show.

[00:26:26] Scenario turn sleep walk off.

[00:26:28] He walk with me off and get you trash in the house.

[00:26:31] It's crazy.

[00:26:32] Scenario stop stop lip syncing this American life episode.

[00:26:35] It's crazy to think right before the world ended like they made a movie about what it

[00:26:40] means to be an improv guy.

[00:26:42] I know.

[00:26:43] Trying to get a sense.

[00:26:44] That's very funny.

[00:26:45] Yeah.

[00:26:46] And that's the last.

[00:26:47] That's the end of culture.

[00:26:49] We were doing for a cultural class.

[00:26:52] Yeah.

[00:26:53] What was that Zach Raff movie or TV show or movie about like a like a guy like a podcast.

[00:26:57] But then it's like but but the twist is his wife's Indian.

[00:27:03] Yeah.

[00:27:04] What's that?

[00:27:05] Yeah dude.

[00:27:06] It's some bullshit.

[00:27:07] It was like a successful guy who quit his job and like started invested in a studio.

[00:27:11] I mean just some dumb ass executive.

[00:27:14] It's stupid.

[00:27:15] It's fucking like okay we're going to do something and it's going to be about podcasting is

[00:27:19] real big.

[00:27:20] That's hot.

[00:27:21] It's and every and we're not going to look into who's actually podcasting.

[00:27:23] It'll be Zach Braff and he has a midlife crisis so he has to start a podcast because

[00:27:28] that's exactly that's what's happening in the real world is it's middle aged millionaires

[00:27:34] that are starting very successful podcasts as evidenced by every time the industry has

[00:27:40] attempted that and it's completely face planted.

[00:27:42] We're going to pretend like that was successful.

[00:27:45] And then for good measure let's go Indian bitch.

[00:27:50] Let's go.

[00:27:51] It's supportive you imagine supporting your husband.

[00:27:54] You have children.

[00:27:55] He quits his job.

[00:27:56] Quits his job.

[00:27:57] He's like I'm going to start podcasting baby.

[00:27:59] And it's called it's called the dot cast and he names it after his wife dot who that's

[00:28:05] just a coincidence her name is dot.

[00:28:07] Dorothy she goes by dot for sure.

[00:28:11] I don't know it seems like he's a little I don't know about that kind of a coincidence

[00:28:15] maybe you maybe just name her Rebecca or something.

[00:28:19] How about just like a three second sketch where I'm like a hiring manager and there's

[00:28:24] an Indian woman that comes in and she sits down and I'm already like giggling and I'm

[00:28:29] like oh you're here for the job interview and she's like yeah I'm like what's your name?

[00:28:35] You know and she says dot.

[00:28:38] And that's it that's the end of the sketch.

[00:28:41] I just cover her and you're drinking out of a coffee mug.

[00:28:50] You know you are watching my TV.

[00:28:55] That's the end of it.

[00:28:56] That's the whole sketch.

[00:28:57] I love it brother.

[00:28:59] Yeah and you kind of sprinkle that in and then there's other sketches that are happening.

[00:29:04] Yeah that's the interstitial like right before right after commercial.

[00:29:08] Yeah and then it comes back and there's like you know black lady and she's like oh yeah

[00:29:14] my name is a look at all that.

[00:29:18] This doesn't make any sense.

[00:29:24] The second one just right to the end.

[00:29:29] Where do you go from there?

[00:29:32] Nick we really like the sketches but it kind of peaks early when you say the end was 90

[00:29:38] seconds.

[00:29:39] I'm not saying it.

[00:29:42] My character says what's her name?

[00:29:46] Then she says it.

[00:29:47] Right right right.

[00:29:48] Sorry buddy.

[00:29:49] I just I guess when it says yeah you're hiring female actresses of color.

[00:29:55] I'm just spitting I'm just spitting coffee.

[00:29:57] To be spit on.

[00:29:59] Yeah.

[00:30:00] To say it's learned to be spit on.

[00:30:04] Yeah with Jim Norton show I wrote like the opening sketch and part of it required Jim

[00:30:09] using a black woman's titty to put milk in his coffee.

[00:30:15] And the actress and while we were shooting it she's like what black woman would allow

[00:30:23] this to happen.

[00:30:26] I'm like I don't know.

[00:30:35] What was the idea behind this sketch exactly?

[00:30:41] It was just like because Jim Jim wanted to do the pilot episode on white privilege.

[00:30:45] The whole premise of the show was like he takes something that millennials are upset about

[00:30:49] and like like he tries to solve the issue by learning as a little as possible about it.

[00:30:55] So the opening sketch is like him in line at a coffee shop and he's like white privilege.

[00:31:01] What is it?

[00:31:02] And then he like steps out of line and just cuts to the front of line and he's like taking

[00:31:05] people's orders and putting milk in his coffee with a black woman's titty and then he there's

[00:31:10] a cop giving a black eye a hard time and he pulls the cops gun out of his holster and

[00:31:15] starts like stirring the coffee with it while like explaining to camera what you know like

[00:31:21] is it real?

[00:31:22] Yeah.

[00:31:23] You should have put I would have I liked the titty angle we could have done something with

[00:31:26] the maybe the black eyes cock or something you know well next time it's I have seen if

[00:31:32] you could tell that to yeah.

[00:31:33] Yeah.

[00:31:34] It was yeah they weren't we didn't actually show titty.

[00:31:38] The nipple squirrell.

[00:31:39] Yeah.

[00:31:40] That's just a boy.

[00:31:41] I was going to be a tight close up.

[00:31:44] They had a fake baby or whatever but nice it actually looked pretty because it was a complicated

[00:31:49] sequence yeah to do it all like in one like continuous thing.

[00:31:53] You do it score sassy.

[00:31:54] Like a track and trolley.

[00:31:55] Shacking shot.

[00:31:56] Yeah.

[00:31:57] Cool.

[00:31:58] Yeah.

[00:31:59] It was cool.

[00:32:00] That's tight.

[00:32:01] Fuck.

[00:32:02] Let's write a quarantine TV show.

[00:32:05] Yeah.

[00:32:06] Maybe we can show a lot of people are done.

[00:32:08] No dude.

[00:32:09] This is going to be different.

[00:32:10] Yeah.

[00:32:11] It's going to be on zoom dude.

[00:32:12] Dude.

[00:32:13] It's about meeting a bitch on zoom.

[00:32:17] I literally think my beard stopped growing in quarantine even like the easiest thing

[00:32:21] to do I can't make any progress.

[00:32:24] Isn't there some isn't it like doesn't everyone's beard have it reach a limit?

[00:32:28] Yeah.

[00:32:29] Not within this is just a year now.

[00:32:30] I mean it takes like I think like three years before your beard is gone.

[00:32:34] I think dude in ZZ top.

[00:32:36] No ZZ I heard I was I was listening to a podcast when they got weave.

[00:32:40] The ZZ top guys are just really lucky.

[00:32:43] They're really lucky and good at guitar.

[00:32:45] Yeah.

[00:32:46] Like what are the odds?

[00:32:47] They're real.

[00:32:48] Yeah.

[00:32:49] I mean I'll let I'm going to let it grow out another year and then we'll see because

[00:32:52] two years you get kind of a good idea of like what how much more beard you can grow.

[00:32:58] Yeah.

[00:32:59] Yeah.

[00:33:00] I love it.

[00:33:01] It's also too.

[00:33:02] I haven't been eating enough.

[00:33:03] So could why don't you take biotin or whatever the fuck somebody DM me about like kelp because

[00:33:08] I want you know you know I got to grow the hair out.

[00:33:11] You know I got to grow this shit out and I just want bad.

[00:33:14] What is kelp?

[00:33:15] It's type seaweed right?

[00:33:17] I think it's seaweed.

[00:33:18] Yeah dude those fucking little Kirkland.

[00:33:20] Here's a Costco hot tip those Kirkland bug the big bags and the seaweed snacks man.

[00:33:25] I love those.

[00:33:26] Ah Salu those are incredible.

[00:33:27] I've been making like a well weeks worth of rice and grab a seaweed snack but a little

[00:33:31] just a little ball of rice in there roll it up dipping some soy sauce.

[00:33:36] I love that.

[00:33:37] I love that dude.

[00:33:38] Fuck.

[00:33:39] Maybe I should do that shit.

[00:33:40] Damn.

[00:33:41] Every time I'm gonna live off rice and beans.

[00:33:43] Every time we do this podcast I sit down and then I get excited about doing the dumbest

[00:33:47] bullshit in the world and then it ends and then I don't do it.

[00:33:51] You don't.

[00:33:52] Yeah I'm like fuck dude I'm gonna like I'm gonna watch white chicks.

[00:33:56] Yeah exactly.

[00:33:57] White chicks is good.

[00:33:58] I'm gonna watch bring it on.

[00:34:00] White chicks is so funny dude.

[00:34:02] It is a very funny idea for removing.

[00:34:06] I fucking love those guys dude.

[00:34:08] I love that and I also love um I'm Sean's host.

[00:34:13] Scary movie spoofs are incredible.

[00:34:17] Where it's just him and it's just like he's basically doing a one man scary movie.

[00:34:22] They're so fucking good dude.

[00:34:24] I don't even remember with no one else in it.

[00:34:26] Yeah I mean obviously there's other people but it's like it's like no more than it's

[00:34:31] like a 50 shade.

[00:34:32] I think you did 50 shades of black.

[00:34:33] That's funny.

[00:34:34] You know what you should do.

[00:34:37] You should do a parody um a parody pill that you can take if your dick doesn't work.

[00:34:44] Wow.

[00:34:45] You know really probably something like blue chew.

[00:34:48] That would be good.

[00:34:49] My goodness.

[00:34:50] Yeah.

[00:34:51] That'd be a good idea for more Sean Wayne folks if you're somehow new to this podcast

[00:34:56] even though it gets over eight.

[00:34:58] Excuse me guys I have to take my medicine.

[00:35:01] Yeah if yeah show them how it's done on air and stuff.

[00:35:04] No I'm not taking a big bill right now.

[00:35:06] Why not what the jack off.

[00:35:09] You know what actually yeah guys if you're new to this podcast you do it.

[00:35:13] Show them show them the discreet packaging that it comes in.

[00:35:16] I don't know.

[00:35:17] I think I threw out this package it was so discreet I fucking threw it out.

[00:35:20] You couldn't tell what the fuck it was.

[00:35:22] Yeah well anyways this is the package it comes in.

[00:35:24] This is blue chew show them this thing.

[00:35:26] This is inside the other package but they got this slick.

[00:35:29] See that's how discreet it is.

[00:35:31] That's how discreet it is.

[00:35:32] This motherfuckers it disappears.

[00:35:33] Nobody even knows.

[00:35:34] Oh me no my dick works.

[00:35:36] Yeah if it didn't wouldn't I be holding a package of dick pills.

[00:35:40] Your neighbor is like is that what is that man holding up.

[00:35:42] Oh absolutely nothing.

[00:35:46] Must be just some discreet package.

[00:35:49] That's what blue chew comes in.

[00:35:51] Blue chew is the only pill in the entire world.

[00:35:56] The only one that works.

[00:35:56] The only one that works.

[00:35:58] You get to sign up for blue chew.com it's easy if you love like sex you'll love blue chew.com.

[00:36:03] The web dude if you like sex and I love the website.

[00:36:06] If you like sex you'll love blue chew.com so it's you'll have more of an affinity for

[00:36:12] the website than you do actually fucking.

[00:36:14] I kind of like fucking but the website of a dick pill company that makes me fuck a little

[00:36:19] better.

[00:36:20] Oh my god I wake up.

[00:36:21] You know I'm fucking and I'm like bitch get out of the way I got to get to my laptop.

[00:36:25] Take a look at that website.

[00:36:28] You know what I'm gonna log on right now.

[00:36:29] I can come.

[00:36:30] Nice clean flat design.

[00:36:31] In your disgusting pussy.

[00:36:34] And then we can have a son.

[00:36:35] Oh they have a fucking hot salt and pepper.

[00:36:38] It looks like a homosexual.

[00:36:40] His eyes are gleaming.

[00:36:43] Go to me.

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[00:36:45] If you like seeing a gay doctor in his 40s.

[00:36:47] Blue chew.com offers.

[00:36:49] Yep he's wearing a fucking apple watch.

[00:36:51] It offers men a performance enhancement for the bedroom.

[00:36:55] It's like putting a noss in your asshole.

[00:36:57] Oh yeah dude.

[00:36:58] And that's what I used to have to do to get hard.

[00:37:00] That's what if you're used to putting noss in your asshole.

[00:37:03] You'll love taking a pill to taste like a smartie.

[00:37:05] Oh yeah.

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[00:37:22] Which sounds you know I don't even know why that's in here.

[00:37:24] Because it's like you just sign up for the shit and they send you and it works.

[00:37:26] It's like yep.

[00:37:27] It doesn't really seem like they need to work with anybody.

[00:37:31] I'm with the Dowlafill boy myself.

[00:37:34] Yeah I don't know which one I get.

[00:37:36] What color is the packaging?

[00:37:38] Is it gray or is it black?

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[00:37:41] Gray is Tidal fill.

[00:37:43] And you're black is Viagra gray Cialis.

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[00:37:48] I'm with the Dowlafill.

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[00:38:35] You're still going to.

[00:38:36] I think you're still going to.

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[00:40:46] You wouldn't do it.

[00:40:49] Yeah it's like just imagining like Popeye the sailor man walking by a Popeyes chicken

[00:40:56] which he had no idea about.

[00:40:58] He's like right the fuck is this and what the hell is this and then he sees who's working

[00:41:04] and eating there and he's like oh hell no.

[00:41:09] Are you fucking kidding me?

[00:41:10] Yeah it's a bunch of fuck it.

[00:41:17] Are we sure Popeyes racist isn't he a sailor?

[00:41:19] Yeah he's a racist sailor.

[00:41:21] He's a sailor from the 19th.

[00:41:22] Sailing is an incredibly white experience.

[00:41:24] Well no wouldn't that a merchant not if you're a merchant marine he was he's like a 40s like

[00:41:29] fucking only good Japanese.

[00:41:31] Yeah no you're right he's definitely racist.

[00:41:33] There's no way Popeye is not racist.

[00:41:34] He's a big forearm.

[00:41:36] Fuck dude.

[00:41:38] When is Popeye from?

[00:41:40] He's from like the he's an early ass cartoon dude.

[00:41:45] Yeah he really is.

[00:41:47] Yeah this man fucking nasty ass wife.

[00:41:50] Yeah we're gonna look up Popeye the sailor.

[00:41:52] Yeah Popeye the sailor.

[00:41:53] They first appeared in the daily King features comic strip symbol theater January 17th 1929.

[00:42:01] That's something.

[00:42:03] Let's take top well if I type Popeye racist I don't think I'm gonna get too much information

[00:42:08] on Popeye the sailor man.

[00:42:10] Uh but why not?

[00:42:13] Are you gonna be about some other stuff?

[00:42:17] Why is it named why is the chicken place called Popeye?

[00:42:20] I guess that's a different that's a guy's just the guy's name after Popeye Jones scrap

[00:42:25] the japs is an American anti-Japanese cartoon with the popular character Popeye is a protagonist

[00:42:31] so good and follows his his adventures after being sent for punishment on a ship and running

[00:42:37] into Japanese sailors.

[00:42:39] You have like a beach coma for racism in your brain.

[00:42:43] No I mean it makes sense.

[00:42:44] They did that all the like every cartoon.

[00:42:46] Yeah I guess it does.

[00:42:47] In the 1940s like Bugs Bunny was like fucking like yeah yuk yuk yuk it's not our problem

[00:42:53] if they're going to the ovens you know.

[00:42:56] That is true.

[00:43:01] There are some wild cartoons bro.

[00:43:04] Yeah some wild cartoons yeah but of course Popeye doesn't fuck with.

[00:43:08] Was there did Papa ever get any other pussy or was it just olive oil?

[00:43:11] But that's the thing is he wasn't like don't get it twisted it's not like he was trying

[00:43:15] to fuck olive oil he was already smashing on the regular it was Bruno that was trying

[00:43:20] to fuck olive oil and so you always do this gay shit like be a shitty coworker with Popeye.

[00:43:25] Right.

[00:43:26] You know like not help at their movies.

[00:43:28] Yeah yeah that's a real cut some beta shit right there.

[00:43:31] You know he's strong.

[00:43:32] Yeah well I'm going to be passive aggressive I want to fuck your girlfriend.

[00:43:36] Yeah well you know Bruno only cared about show muscles you know we're just Popeyes.

[00:43:41] His muscles were for good.

[00:43:43] I've been inundated with messages from like starting strength fucking fat titted retards.

[00:43:49] Those guys are because they all look like shit and like you get lean and they're like

[00:43:55] dude why are you doing leg day and it's like you have breasts.

[00:44:01] You're fucking disgusting dude don't talk to me.

[00:44:04] Why would you try to not look good.

[00:44:06] Yeah what that's the whole point of going to the gym is being hot you found out you found

[00:44:10] the one way to do it where you can pretend like this mad and also to none of them are

[00:44:15] ever like have any kind of impressive lifts.

[00:44:18] It's like you're 260 pounds and you're squatting 330.

[00:44:22] It's like that's not impressive.

[00:44:24] You're built like a cow.

[00:44:28] You're fucking internals your internal organs are more closely more closely related to what's

[00:44:32] inside of a cow.

[00:44:34] It's 18 gallons of milk and then and then 15 15 months of backed up shit over like underneath

[00:44:43] cargo shorts and fucking teavas.

[00:44:46] That's right.

[00:44:47] Yeah that's right.

[00:44:48] That's why the best kind of fact I would be is the podcast or fact the podcast or fact

[00:44:51] guy who like doesn't here's the thing your body looks like there is zero difference between

[00:44:57] your body and a guy that's been on like the starting strength Reddit.

[00:45:02] And his entire identity is the gym is the gym and they have a diverse set of interests.

[00:45:09] Yeah.

[00:45:10] Yeah imagine imagine I do have a lot of interest.

[00:45:13] Imagine a guy who goes to gym non-stop and you don't fuck you're not ripped.

[00:45:18] Yeah you're not getting any pussy from the gym.

[00:45:20] None unless it's like and started tattoo some weird powerlifting girl with the exact same

[00:45:25] physique as you.

[00:45:26] It's your only chance of pussy.

[00:45:28] Yeah.

[00:45:29] Some truck of a woman.

[00:45:32] Yeah.

[00:45:33] Oh fuck I want show muscles dude.

[00:45:36] I'm gonna get bicep implants like that Russian guy.

[00:45:38] Well that was the whole thing is that there was you know people that would just fucking

[00:45:41] they wouldn't work out their legs at all and they would just make their like biceps and

[00:45:44] chest like look good or whatever and then neglect their back and then there was people

[00:45:48] who would criticize them who had well-rounded physiques.

[00:45:51] Right.

[00:45:52] Who look like absolute shit picked up on this criticism.

[00:45:57] And they're like no you're also supposed to do like you should be fucking hitting your

[00:46:01] biceps.

[00:46:02] Yeah.

[00:46:03] You should be doing those things.

[00:46:04] That's the whole point of going to the gym.

[00:46:07] I'm listening to fucking grind core.

[00:46:09] I said in the text right dude but when this is over.

[00:46:12] Hold on.

[00:46:13] What's the problem with listening to grind core?

[00:46:15] No that's what those guys do.

[00:46:16] What are you doing?

[00:46:17] No you're trying to just add something in here.

[00:46:18] I'm just adding a little bit of season.

[00:46:21] What's grind core?

[00:46:22] Just me.

[00:46:23] I'm just giving it a hard time.

[00:46:24] I don't know.

[00:46:25] I remember it from a high school.

[00:46:29] Is that what a main grinds is?

[00:46:31] That's what the girl jeans guys would wear.

[00:46:33] Would listen to.

[00:46:34] Only listen to fucking grind core.

[00:46:36] What's girl jeans guys?

[00:46:37] It's the pants that everyone wears now but in high school like.

[00:46:42] Yeah in high school.

[00:46:43] Yeah.

[00:46:44] Yeah.

[00:46:45] Yeah.

[00:46:46] Yeah.

[00:46:47] Yeah.

[00:46:48] Yeah.

[00:46:49] Yeah.

[00:46:50] Yeah.

[00:46:51] I'm wearing them.

[00:46:52] Right.

[00:46:53] Yeah.

[00:46:54] I'm looking at, I found these.

[00:46:55] You started all that Kanye.

[00:46:57] Kanye was like I'm going to dress like a rich white person.

[00:46:59] Pink polas.

[00:47:00] And then.

[00:47:01] And then huge.

[00:47:02] From there on out.

[00:47:03] It's been like you know.

[00:47:04] Yeah.

[00:47:05] That's why and then the old type of black guys you only see them.

[00:47:09] There's only homeless people.

[00:47:10] Those are the only ones because they don't have the internet or something.

[00:47:13] So they're like yeah man.

[00:47:14] Giant guest jeans fucking nine XL hoodie.

[00:47:19] I saw a picture of me from college and I was wearing the biggest jeans.

[00:47:23] They were like leftover jeans from high school.

[00:47:25] I was wearing hilariously fucking wide jeans.

[00:47:28] I was.

[00:47:29] I had so I was a fucking wide jeans boy all got them.

[00:47:33] Of course.

[00:47:34] Why not?

[00:47:35] Husky jeans.

[00:47:36] Yeah.

[00:47:37] That's the way to go.

[00:47:38] That's the thing.

[00:47:39] Growing up in Baltimore it gives you the cover to just have fat ass wide ass jeans because

[00:47:42] it's like also cool at the time.

[00:47:45] A nice a nice a nice big fucking jersey.

[00:47:48] A nice Lamar Odom Clippers jersey.

[00:47:50] Well clothes weren't tight.

[00:47:51] Clothes didn't get tight until like fucking yeah like 10 years ago.

[00:47:56] And then because I remember growing up you want baggy you got baggy shit that was.

[00:47:59] Everything was baggy.

[00:48:00] It was cool.

[00:48:01] You sag your pants were a baggy shit and then fucking you know I was wearing sweatpants.

[00:48:05] I was like 19.

[00:48:07] Like fucking three XL sweatpants but that the fucking uh uh you know I remember like growing

[00:48:13] up you see like pictures of people from like the 60s wearing like tight ass clothes and

[00:48:17] I'm like damn that sucks.

[00:48:18] Yeah those guys are fucking gay.

[00:48:21] Well yeah it's gay and then also like that's got to be uncomfortable.

[00:48:24] Right.

[00:48:25] You know and now it's like all right I guess I got to wear tight ass clothes.

[00:48:29] Yeah short short your back.

[00:48:31] What I'm saying I don't know about it's going back to baggy clothes.

[00:48:34] No is that what you think?

[00:48:35] Yeah it is.

[00:48:36] Oh what makes you think that?

[00:48:38] I'm cool.

[00:48:39] No.

[00:48:40] What?

[00:48:41] No it's not.

[00:48:42] What do you you think skinny jeans are in still there they're definitely not.

[00:48:46] I think you just picked the opposite thing and said oh that's what's next.

[00:48:50] No I just disagreed with you.

[00:48:52] You didn't disagree with it.

[00:48:54] We weren't in it.

[00:48:55] I didn't disagree that that's not coming back.

[00:48:57] I don't think baggy shit is coming back in the way it was.

[00:49:00] Not in that.

[00:49:01] Not in that.

[00:49:02] Not in that.

[00:49:03] Yeah yeah.

[00:49:04] Not in that.

[00:49:05] Before I could be wearing six XL tall teas.

[00:49:06] Not in that I got it for cheap.

[00:49:08] No that's what I'm talking about.

[00:49:11] Yeah.

[00:49:12] What was that shirt all about?

[00:49:13] I got it.

[00:49:14] That's your rules dude.

[00:49:15] It was just the the clips.

[00:49:18] It was the clip.

[00:49:20] Yeah yeah.

[00:49:21] That's awesome.

[00:49:22] The shirt is now cost like $60.

[00:49:24] Dude every rapper from when we were fucking in high school just is trying to get all their

[00:49:28] clothing is all based on people are in their 30s like looking for nostalgia.

[00:49:34] Yeah.

[00:49:35] Camera has a clothing line and it's like I'm gonna buy a tracksuit but they're like $350.

[00:49:39] Yeah I'm gonna get a 600 dollar pair of Birdman lugs.

[00:49:44] Yeah 100%.

[00:49:45] Do you remember those legs that had spinners in them?

[00:49:49] Yeah those were fucking awesome.

[00:49:51] The funk flex lugs.

[00:49:52] Those fucking rock that couldn't even I couldn't even work up the nerve to ask for those.

[00:49:56] I knew I couldn't pull them off but I know they were they were they were Dodos Supremes

[00:50:01] I think.

[00:50:02] Those weren't boots.

[00:50:03] Those were that you think of the spring wells the Dodos.

[00:50:05] Yeah.

[00:50:06] The spring well that had spoons.

[00:50:08] Yeah yeah yeah.

[00:50:10] Those were incredible.

[00:50:11] Those fucking rock dude.

[00:50:13] Shouts out to Shouts out to LaTrell.

[00:50:16] You fucking rocks.

[00:50:19] You know what I would somebody because I've been researching all this Jordan stuff.

[00:50:23] Apparently Jordan was the first guy to wear baggy shorts because he was self conscious

[00:50:26] about his legs.

[00:50:27] And I think he started the whole he was started the whole fucking baggy shit fucking baggy

[00:50:34] shit.

[00:50:35] Yeah because the guy that's 510 and 370 pounds who's been working out for three weeks told

[00:50:40] Michael Jordan.

[00:50:41] Yeah.

[00:50:42] He's exercising wrong.

[00:50:45] Not a crossfit guy.

[00:50:46] No you don't you have no you don't even know even okay.

[00:50:50] All right.

[00:50:52] This is why I have to post that picture you don't post it.

[00:50:57] Please don't.

[00:50:58] It's you because you do this.

[00:51:00] Please.

[00:51:01] It's like no it is not crossfit guys.

[00:51:03] It is it is it is the the fat guys who probably go powerlifting who were not powerlifting

[00:51:12] fat guys.

[00:51:13] It's regular fat guys that decide to make some kind of change.

[00:51:16] They pick the easiest option which is you continue eating like shit.

[00:51:20] Now with more now with milk and you get on the starting strength forum and you reply

[00:51:26] you get excited when Mark Rippetto replies to you and you see on there and you call him

[00:51:31] coach.

[00:51:32] Yeah.

[00:51:33] The guys that love the appeal of starting strength for those guys is that he is calling

[00:51:38] coach.

[00:51:39] Have you seen videos?

[00:51:40] This this the starting strength forum is the fucking funniest place in the world.

[00:51:45] Dude.

[00:51:46] That rocks.

[00:51:47] It's like bodybuilding.com.

[00:51:48] It's like it's almost like stealing valor guys.

[00:51:50] Missy.

[00:51:51] Oh yeah.

[00:51:52] Yeah.

[00:51:53] Yeah.

[00:51:54] Yeah.

[00:51:55] Starting from forum bodybuilding.com I know because every once in a while random shit would

[00:51:56] like screenshots from bodybuilding the bodybuilding forms are funny and like like I have more respect

[00:52:02] for people that are just in the bodybuilding than people that are just into like any kind

[00:52:06] of like beginning strength program that want to be like you know pretentious about it.

[00:52:11] Right.

[00:52:12] As if it's not just going to the gym three times a week and doing an incredibly simple

[00:52:15] program.

[00:52:16] Right.

[00:52:17] Starting thrones is just what just fucking benching and squatting.

[00:52:22] Benching squatting that lifting.

[00:52:24] Yeah.

[00:52:25] Yeah.

[00:52:26] Take it away Adam.

[00:52:28] That lift bench squat.

[00:52:32] Nice.

[00:52:34] And press overhead press.

[00:52:38] Yeah.

[00:52:39] Four exercises.

[00:52:40] Dude.

[00:52:41] My shoulders fucked.

[00:52:42] How is that?

[00:52:43] Are they doing surgeries now?

[00:52:45] Yeah, they are right.

[00:52:48] Elective surgeries.

[00:52:50] I don't know.

[00:52:51] My fucking shoulder.

[00:52:52] Your boys got your boys about to get back for skin.

[00:52:54] Don't even try it.

[00:52:55] I'm going to get it off.

[00:52:56] I'm getting it brown too.

[00:52:58] If you get a foreskin I'm going to cut it off.

[00:52:59] I'm going to get a lot of brown for skin.

[00:53:02] Work my words.

[00:53:05] I'll tear it off.

[00:53:06] Fucking further up than when they showed it off.

[00:53:07] How sick would my shit be if it was two-tone?

[00:53:08] Maybe three-tone.

[00:53:09] I'm going to get a luxury for it.

[00:53:11] You can't pull off a two-tone cock by the way.

[00:53:13] You could not.

[00:53:15] Why not?

[00:53:17] You don't have the swag.

[00:53:18] I'm going to get my cock three-tone.

[00:53:21] It's going to be red, gold, and green, rust-stuck colors.

[00:53:25] No.

[00:53:26] Why not?

[00:53:28] How would you even do that tattoos?

[00:53:30] I don't know.

[00:53:32] No, you couldn't do that.

[00:53:34] You can fucking pull it off.

[00:53:36] Speaking of all this fitness shit, I'm fucking pissed off because Adele betrayed the community,

[00:53:41] dude.

[00:53:42] Oh, she's skinny now?

[00:53:43] Yeah, she's not fat anymore.

[00:53:48] There goes in a fucking role model.

[00:53:50] You lose another?

[00:53:51] I looked up to her, dude.

[00:53:53] I was taking voice lessons.

[00:53:55] I was saying, what am I supposed to tell my fat son now who wants to be a singer?

[00:54:00] Who wants to be a gay singer?

[00:54:02] You look up to Luther Vandros.

[00:54:04] There's a lot of fat.

[00:54:06] Meatloaf?

[00:54:07] Meatloaf sauce.

[00:54:08] I'm trying to think of other...

[00:54:10] There's a lot.

[00:54:11] I was trying to find a good post on here.

[00:54:14] The problem is you would need a producer to go find good shit when it comes up.

[00:54:20] But then I wouldn't trust their taste.

[00:54:23] Yeah, that's right.

[00:54:24] That's right.

[00:54:25] Well, we could add them down to producer.

[00:54:28] We should bump Adam down to producer.

[00:54:30] No, you'd get mad at me if I messed things up.

[00:54:33] That's actually your natural.

[00:54:34] That's what you are.

[00:54:35] But I are a producer.

[00:54:36] I'd be an executive producer, of course.

[00:54:38] I already get mad at you.

[00:54:40] I already get mad at you when you mess things up.

[00:54:42] So I don't see how it would be different.

[00:54:44] I couldn't even get on the thing instead of time today.

[00:54:47] You interrupting with incorrect information.

[00:54:49] We would tell you...

[00:54:50] Well, I got it right.

[00:54:51] I got it right.

[00:54:52] We would tell you what to go find and then you would do it, but then you would insert

[00:54:56] your own personal taste into it.

[00:54:57] That would be...

[00:54:58] Right.

[00:54:59] That would be a bit boring.

[00:55:00] Classic producer move, pulling the strings.

[00:55:02] No.

[00:55:03] From behind the...

[00:55:04] Not what producer does.

[00:55:05] It is not what a producer does.

[00:55:07] Not even close.

[00:55:08] Pan as well, kind of producer.

[00:55:11] There's two types of producers.

[00:55:12] There's Dweeb that everybody fucks with, which is what you would naturally be.

[00:55:16] Or there's Fat Tidded producer, girl, that gets sexually harassed.

[00:55:19] No, I would become more of a Jerry Bruckheimer.

[00:55:22] No, that's an executive producer.

[00:55:24] You're not...

[00:55:25] We're talking movies.

[00:55:26] We're talking podcast production.

[00:55:28] There's no executive podcast producers.

[00:55:31] There's no Don Simpson's of the podcasting world.

[00:55:33] And if there weren't, you wouldn't be.

[00:55:36] All right.

[00:55:38] Damn, I have to piss so bad.

[00:55:43] Nice.

[00:55:44] You can piss, dude.

[00:55:45] Go take a little piss.

[00:55:46] Yeah.

[00:55:47] Okay.

[00:55:48] I'm going to do that.

[00:55:49] Yeah.

[00:55:50] You know what?

[00:55:51] That's smart.

[00:55:52] I should just do that instead of like it gets close to an hour and I have to piss because I

[00:55:53] make a coffee and then it's like I just want to end the show in an hour.

[00:55:57] I could just go piss, make coffee, come back and we could chill.

[00:56:00] Yeah.

[00:56:01] Well, you know, how long are you going to take to come back?

[00:56:04] Probably 20 minutes.

[00:56:06] I'll be back.

[00:56:10] Yeah, dude.

[00:56:13] All right.

[00:56:16] That's Brooklyn.

[00:56:18] That's cool.

[00:56:19] Oh, fuck, dude.

[00:56:21] Yeah.

[00:56:22] You see, fucking the Kim Jong the God was actually faking his face.

[00:56:26] I'm so jealous of that move.

[00:56:28] Oh my God.

[00:56:30] That's like a Huckleberry Finn move.

[00:56:32] That's like you fake your death.

[00:56:34] You see who's sad.

[00:56:35] Whoever didn't cry.

[00:56:37] There's a lot of fucking there's a bunch of Korean family members that are going to get

[00:56:40] the fucking anti aircraft gun right in their fucking asshole tomorrow, dude.

[00:56:45] He's such a legend.

[00:56:46] I love him so much.

[00:56:48] That's a big win for us again as the fact community we lose one bitch sister.

[00:56:52] That pony bitch.

[00:56:53] Come on.

[00:56:54] Come on.

[00:56:56] It's over for you, bitch.

[00:56:57] I love him, dude.

[00:56:58] I'm a big fan.

[00:56:59] Me too.

[00:57:01] I love the psychological warfare aspect.

[00:57:04] We lose a double.

[00:57:05] We get fucking Kim Jong Un back, dude, from the grave.

[00:57:07] You think Nick cries if I die?

[00:57:09] Does he cry?

[00:57:11] Yeah, I guess.

[00:57:12] You think a single tier solitary?

[00:57:14] Yeah.

[00:57:15] Like a Native American from the recycling commercial?

[00:57:18] I think he would cry.

[00:57:20] He would cry in a big performative way, but then he'd get home and he'd be like, well,

[00:57:25] now everyone's off my back and he would just fucking, he would just make like a tuna casserole

[00:57:30] or whatever.

[00:57:31] He would make like a tuna egg scramble and do upside down push ups.

[00:57:35] And then he would try and find a new friend to replace you.

[00:57:38] Ooh, I don't know.

[00:57:40] Who'd have to be like a little gay guy?

[00:57:43] I'd be pretty sad, I guess, if you guys died.

[00:57:47] I've been, you know, I won't say.

[00:57:49] You'd be panicking, you wouldn't know what to do.

[00:57:52] What are you talking about?

[00:57:53] Well, you would have no way to support yourself.

[00:57:56] My art now.

[00:57:57] I'm an artist.

[00:57:58] You're going to do, you're going to open a show in Chelsea.

[00:58:01] Yeah.

[00:58:02] I moved to a small village in France on the coast, a surf kind of France surfing village.

[00:58:09] Started all over again, lived very simply.

[00:58:13] You know, are you selling your paintings for sustenance in this scenario?

[00:58:16] Yeah, in that scenario.

[00:58:18] Yes.

[00:58:19] I'm hoarding them all right now to drive up the price and the market.

[00:58:22] The thing is you probably could, you will have a little show and you'll make too much

[00:58:26] money selling those to dumbasses.

[00:58:29] I'm trying to meet more war criminals, more people that have done fraud on Wall Street.

[00:58:34] Those are the kind of people that, those are the kind of people you need to sell your

[00:58:37] art to.

[00:58:38] Nah, that's not your thing, dude.

[00:58:39] You got a lot of people that are going to like it because it's, look, look, I bought a

[00:58:43] shitty painting from a guy from a shitty podcast.

[00:58:45] You're buying it for the signature, not the content for sure.

[00:58:49] But I got a, I got to start rubbing shoulders with like guys that are like 14th in line to

[00:58:55] the throne of England or something.

[00:58:59] Those are the kind of people.

[00:59:00] Adam, are you going to become a pedophile?

[00:59:03] When become a pedophile?

[00:59:04] Yeah, like, like hanging out with like, I feel like you would do that.

[00:59:09] Why?

[00:59:10] Like you could become an Epstein kind of guy.

[00:59:13] Do a pedophile because it's the population.

[00:59:15] Well, you have all the markings of it, you know, like the, the.

[00:59:20] What kind of markings you tell me?

[00:59:21] Yeah, I'm interested to hear this, Nick.

[00:59:24] Um, is it like a physical, specifically that likes your desire to ingratiate yourself to

[00:59:29] the more selective or restricted aspects of society?

[00:59:33] Um, collection of bad.

[00:59:34] Like I hang out with a lumen, haughty people.

[00:59:37] They were just saying you wanted to just saying you want.

[00:59:39] I was saying that as a joke about a selling.

[00:59:42] Every joke has a, every joke has a kernel truth, man.

[00:59:45] Every joke has a kernel truth.

[00:59:47] Every joke is actually true.

[00:59:52] Oh, fuck.

[00:59:55] Why don't why don't more guys that are 14th in line?

[01:00:01] Why don't guys in the throne just try and kill the queen anymore?

[01:00:04] I think you should point, you know, yeah, there's no benefit to being the queen.

[01:00:08] I'll just get that more.

[01:00:09] I can guess get that big ass palace.

[01:00:12] Don't they have like a fucking 18 billion dollar, they have like a crazy amount of money

[01:00:17] that they just hoard in jewels and shit.

[01:00:19] Do you do that?

[01:00:20] I, I guess they do, but I don't know.

[01:00:23] It sounds like you have to go to a lot of charity functions and like cut ribbons.

[01:00:27] You get to get pussy from a girl that was on suits.

[01:00:29] Who is that?

[01:00:30] One of them just like quit being the.

[01:00:33] Yeah, Harry.

[01:00:34] Yeah, and then what's he doing now?

[01:00:36] We're going to think they let him quit.

[01:00:38] Tar, no, they quit.

[01:00:39] They were supposed to move to Canada or some shit.

[01:00:41] He was doing voiceovers for the Disney Channel.

[01:00:42] Yeah, I got that shit.

[01:00:44] It's like I'm walking away from this to be a regular celebrity.

[01:00:48] Right.

[01:00:49] Yeah.

[01:00:50] It's like I'm going to, I'm going to live the way normal people do and get trade in my

[01:00:54] golden temple for a regular mansion.

[01:00:57] Just for a mansion in the hills.

[01:01:00] Yeah.

[01:01:01] Yeah.

[01:01:02] Yeah.

[01:01:03] Yeah, he should be forced to just cam.

[01:01:06] That should be the only thing.

[01:01:07] Megan would have to cam and then he would.

[01:01:11] I would hit the only fans for that.

[01:01:12] Yeah, I would.

[01:01:14] He should be a male man.

[01:01:15] He should be a male man.

[01:01:16] He should make him a male man in Ohio.

[01:01:20] What's that?

[01:01:21] Prince Harry should have to be a male carrier in Ohio.

[01:01:25] If he wants to do this whole I quit the world family bullshit.

[01:01:28] Well, okay, now you're working in a fucking Jack in the box in Albuquerque.

[01:01:34] That's your job now.

[01:01:35] Well, maybe we'll let you manage a quiz nose.

[01:01:40] That motherfucker has never had anybody like be mean to him outside of his family.

[01:01:44] No, no one has ever told me he can't do anything.

[01:01:46] No one has ever pauper asked him.

[01:01:48] The most unrestricted person who's never like I really don't think she's ever heard

[01:01:52] the word no is going to the voucher.

[01:01:55] I really don't.

[01:01:56] If you said no to her, I feel like she would be like, didn't Gwyneth get got by Harv though?

[01:02:03] She had some not chill stuff happen Hollywood style to her, I believe.

[01:02:08] No, I don't think so.

[01:02:10] You don't think so?

[01:02:12] No.

[01:02:13] I thought that was a big reason she stopped acting.

[01:02:15] I don't know.

[01:02:16] What's her deal?

[01:02:17] She's a lifestyle person broke Gwyneth.

[01:02:19] Gwyneth before she went off the fucking pussy candle deep end.

[01:02:22] I watched heartache.

[01:02:23] She was awesome in that shit.

[01:02:25] Yeah, she is a good actress, but she is.

[01:02:27] But she is also like just she grew up richest fuck.

[01:02:31] Of course.

[01:02:32] I mean, she does have that look.

[01:02:33] She has that vibe first.

[01:02:34] Yeah, dude, the lighting at 3 p.m.

[01:02:36] I need some fucking talcum powder for my nose.

[01:02:39] Yeah.

[01:02:40] I'm coming in shiny like I'm that fucking French guy.

[01:02:43] Yeah, you know her mom's Blithe Danner.

[01:02:46] That's a Bruce Paltrow.

[01:02:49] Who's that actor?

[01:02:50] He's a producer.

[01:02:52] Oh, okay.

[01:02:53] Who's your mom?

[01:02:54] Blithe Danner.

[01:02:55] That's a Blithe is a pretty cool name.

[01:02:58] Yeah, that's a rich old lady.

[01:03:00] Yeah, what is was Blithe up to?

[01:03:02] What do you mean?

[01:03:03] What was she about?

[01:03:05] She an actress?

[01:03:06] Yeah, she's the she's the mom and fucking meet the parents and meet the fuckers.

[01:03:10] Whoa, for real?

[01:03:12] Wow.

[01:03:13] Damn.

[01:03:14] That she's pretty fuckable for an old lady.

[01:03:15] I mean, she's in a shit ton of movies.

[01:03:17] I would take top from Blithe.

[01:03:19] Yeah.

[01:03:20] Mm hmm.

[01:03:21] Yeah, big time.

[01:03:22] Maybe she can blithe me off.

[01:03:24] I know I was really working on something like that and I couldn't get anything.

[01:03:27] I would like to get blithe.

[01:03:29] Why don't you blithe my dick, bitch?

[01:03:31] Yeah, why don't you blithe?

[01:03:33] Oh, Blithe.

[01:03:35] I got something you can blithe you.

[01:03:36] Let's go ahead and get her fucking home address.

[01:03:40] The center little postcard that says maybe you can blithe me off, bitch.

[01:03:48] Meet the fuckers.

[01:03:49] How about you meet this fucking dick?

[01:03:50] How do you meet my fucking dick?

[01:03:52] Does anyone ever see that?

[01:03:55] That's you?

[01:03:56] Why don't you meet my fucking dick?

[01:03:59] Maybe you can get folked in your ass.

[01:04:05] I've been still here.

[01:04:07] I'm still hard.

[01:04:08] I'm still pushing.

[01:04:10] I'm still bending my dick back up in my waistband, taking about fucking getting blitheed

[01:04:16] off by this is not taking the microwave to Q&A.

[01:04:22] Your Comic Con.

[01:04:24] There's a meet the parents panel at Comic Con.

[01:04:29] And then just say your lanyard.

[01:04:32] Blithe my dick.

[01:04:34] Blithe my dick.

[01:04:35] Blithe my dick off.

[01:04:37] Just got to catch up all over your sweatpants.

[01:04:40] Oh, fuck it.

[01:04:42] Just warn you for blithe.

[01:04:44] Blithe probably doesn't look as good anymore, but when that movie came out, I went for real

[01:04:50] fucker as an old lady.

[01:04:52] Yeah.

[01:04:53] She had a little magic in her eyes.

[01:04:55] This is the lady that plays the Fokker, Fokker's the blonde girl.

[01:05:00] Who is it?

[01:05:01] I don't remember her name.

[01:05:03] I think her name, wait, is her last name Pompeo or some shit like that?

[01:05:06] Mike Pompeo.

[01:05:07] I think?

[01:05:08] Yeah, it was Mike Pompeo.

[01:05:10] No, her name is Pompeo, I think, or something like that.

[01:05:13] I only know because she did Playboy and that name is seared into my head from Google searching

[01:05:18] the news.

[01:05:19] Let me see her name.

[01:05:22] Meet the Fokker's lady.

[01:05:24] It's not.

[01:05:25] Where are you talking about Meet the Fokker's or Meet the Parents?

[01:05:28] Well, you know, it's the same shit.

[01:05:33] It's...

[01:05:34] I bet you her name is Pompeo, dude.

[01:05:36] It's...

[01:05:37] What was the premise of that movie?

[01:05:38] Terry Polo is the girlfriend.

[01:05:40] Hmm.

[01:05:41] Yes, that is her name.

[01:05:43] It is not Pompeo.

[01:05:44] Yeah.

[01:05:45] Yeah, Terry Polo had some news out there that I jacked off to in my youth.

[01:05:49] What's happening in your brain is that Robert De Niro plays the CIA guy in the movie and

[01:05:54] that's what their premise of the movie was, that he was a spy.

[01:05:59] Mm-hmm.

[01:06:00] That is...

[01:06:02] I mean, that's true.

[01:06:04] Let me look up.

[01:06:06] What were you saying, Nick?

[01:06:08] What were you saying, Nick?

[01:06:09] I was saying within Adam, it started speaking over me and saying the words coming out of

[01:06:13] my mouth.

[01:06:14] What's that?

[01:06:15] What?

[01:06:16] Dude, Terry Polo, bro.

[01:06:19] Look her up, dude.

[01:06:21] I'm looking at this shit right now.

[01:06:22] She is fucking hot.

[01:06:23] Hey, this is a hot, come-town tip for you guys if you want to go ahead and Google Terry

[01:06:29] Polo and maybe...

[01:06:31] Playboy 2005.

[01:06:32] Maybe, maybe Blaice your Fox.

[01:06:35] Blaice your little Fox.

[01:06:39] Yeah, Blaice your dick off to...

[01:06:41] Let's see what Blaice was looking like back in the day.

[01:06:45] Damn.

[01:06:46] She's probably hot.

[01:06:47] You know that hot?

[01:06:48] You know what I'm talking about?

[01:06:49] She's like a hot...

[01:06:50] She's made to be a hot old lady.

[01:06:51] You know what I want to watch right now, like all day long is this Me Come, Aukum, a car

[01:06:56] auction shows.

[01:06:58] Me Come?

[01:06:59] Yeah, you know that shit?

[01:07:00] We're just...

[01:07:01] It's just hours of cars being auctioned.

[01:07:02] They used to play on ESPN too.

[01:07:04] Ooh, there's life-danger news by the way, dude.

[01:07:07] Yeah.

[01:07:08] What do you hook up to?

[01:07:09] The system here?

[01:07:10] Huh?

[01:07:11] Yeah.

[01:07:12] I'm fucking...

[01:07:13] Yeah.

[01:07:14] I had a microchip and playing into my brain so I couldn't...

[01:07:18] You're all plugged in into the system?

[01:07:19] Yeah.

[01:07:20] Like the...

[01:07:21] The Matrix or whatever they put on this.

[01:07:27] Yeah.

[01:07:28] Women fucking vanilla sky or the other one.

[01:07:31] Minority report.

[01:07:32] Uh-huh.

[01:07:33] We was doing this shit with his hands.

[01:07:36] Everything is a computer.

[01:07:39] Anyway, Life Danners got some fucking puffy little pig nipples back in the day, dude.

[01:07:45] Very cool.

[01:07:46] Very cool.

[01:07:47] That's pretty cool.

[01:07:49] I got some very cool information from Mr. Stavros.

[01:07:54] Uh, fuck.

[01:07:57] I've not seen those car auctions, Nick.

[01:07:58] I'm sorry.

[01:07:59] Yeah.

[01:08:00] It's just fucking like...

[01:08:01] You know, just hours of them.

[01:08:02] They drive the car out and then like rich old guys just pay like $40,000 for...

[01:08:08] But it's cool, dude.

[01:08:10] It's cool.

[01:08:11] You look at cars all day.

[01:08:13] Me come on time.

[01:08:15] Dude, I mean, it's such a funny name.

[01:08:18] Is that really?

[01:08:19] It's M-E-C-U-M?

[01:08:20] It's M-E-C-U-M.

[01:08:21] It's like, change the name you fucking idiots.

[01:08:26] That's fucking rules.

[01:08:27] Yeah.

[01:08:28] Uh, welcome back.

[01:08:29] You're watching the I'm Faggot auto show.

[01:08:32] Um, it's no we will not change the name.

[01:08:36] If you're just joining us now and you're wondering if...

[01:08:39] It's not what it meant when we named it a hundred years ago.

[01:08:42] If you're just joining us now wondering if we were ever going to change the name, the

[01:08:46] answer is no we will not.

[01:08:47] Uh, be changing the name.

[01:08:49] Uh, but we're back here with the 27th annual I'm Faggot auto show.

[01:08:56] And next up is a...

[01:08:57] I'm pretty sure everybody knew what Faggot was 27 years ago, man.

[01:09:00] Yeah, next up is a 1983 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme Hearst.

[01:09:08] Hearst Motorsports, um, uh, Cutlass.

[01:09:11] This was the last of the Hearst Olds collaborations.

[01:09:16] And, uh, first time seeing the share at the I'm Faggot, uh, car show.

[01:09:20] Um, this is a big moment for Faggot heads all over the country.

[01:09:26] Fans of the I'm Faggot car show are noon.

[01:09:29] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[01:09:33] We started in 1988.

[01:09:34] Welcome back to the shit pussy auto show.

[01:09:37] Welcome back to the fuck me in my ass.

[01:09:39] I'm gay auto show.

[01:09:40] Well, we started in 1988 with a few helpers around president and founder Dana Meekum's

[01:09:49] family dining room table has grown to more than 200 strong on site.

[01:09:54] The name is Dana Meekum.

[01:09:57] Yeah.

[01:09:58] Babe, Dana Meekum over here.

[01:10:01] You're Dana Meekum over here.

[01:10:03] Ah.

[01:10:04] Okay.

[01:10:05] Fuck, that's awesome.

[01:10:06] Yeah.

[01:10:07] That's awesome.

[01:10:08] His name is Meekum.

[01:10:11] You go to the Meekum shop by one shirt gets you will get one free.

[01:10:16] I might might make my own Meekum shop or Meekum shirt, which you might be able to find in

[01:10:24] the next seven months at come dot town.

[01:10:27] That's right.

[01:10:28] Yeah.

[01:10:29] The Meekum shop.

[01:10:30] It's real, dude.

[01:10:31] This is hilarious.

[01:10:32] Yeah.

[01:10:33] I love being hooked into the mainframe.

[01:10:36] Yeah, dude.

[01:10:37] It's literally they just have shirts that say Meekum and letters.

[01:10:42] Who's going to wear this?

[01:10:45] I don't wear it, dude.

[01:10:46] Do they look cool?

[01:10:47] No, not really.

[01:10:48] They're not cool.

[01:10:49] And you know what?

[01:10:50] The logo itself isn't that bad, but it's like these shirts.

[01:10:53] These are just bad shirts.

[01:10:54] Meekum is so big and auctions is so little.

[01:10:58] They're really letting Meekum.

[01:11:02] This is rocks, the introspect.

[01:11:06] Yeah.

[01:11:07] And this is our first.

[01:11:08] Daniel Contposy.

[01:11:09] This is our first year here in Jamaica at the first annual Jamaica Meekum auto auction.

[01:11:21] And this year we've got a special.

[01:11:23] We've got a 1977 Ford and they called this the fuck me in my ass mobile after the CEO

[01:11:32] afforded the time Jonathan fuck me in my ass.

[01:11:35] Fuck, dude, I put the owner on for the first time in like months.

[01:11:46] I guess not months weeks in my head hurts.

[01:11:49] Is that you think that's because that's fucking chemicals?

[01:11:51] Yeah, it's the same thing.

[01:11:53] It's probably that.

[01:11:55] What do you want her to use?

[01:11:57] I use this shit, this dove shit that I was that I had laying around.

[01:12:01] I don't normally wear it, but it's maybe too potent for me.

[01:12:06] I don't know.

[01:12:08] Maybe I need to be on some holistic shit, dude.

[01:12:11] Yeah, some Tom's shit.

[01:12:14] That should always like their toothpaste tastes like shit.

[01:12:19] I hate that stuff.

[01:12:20] Natural deodorants and toothpaste and stuff.

[01:12:22] Maybe should be on a whole this stick.

[01:12:25] Um, okay.

[01:12:26] Hold this stick.

[01:12:27] Wait, me or Adam?

[01:12:28] I don't know.

[01:12:29] I don't want to do.

[01:12:30] No, fuck you bitch.

[01:12:32] You go on a whole this stick.

[01:12:34] Yeah.

[01:12:35] Kick.

[01:12:36] Kick this whole dick in your mouth and ass.

[01:12:39] How about you go on that?

[01:12:41] We got a brother.

[01:12:43] We got a big time with that one.

[01:12:45] Who me?

[01:12:46] I wasn't even paying attention.

[01:12:47] Why don't you go on that?

[01:12:48] Yeah, well, we got you.

[01:12:49] So look at this.

[01:12:50] This is section.

[01:12:51] I'm just looking for more shit on the Meekum website.

[01:12:52] They have a section called Meekum on time.

[01:12:54] No way.

[01:12:55] Yeah.

[01:12:56] No.

[01:12:57] If you're worried that me come up.

[01:12:59] If you're worried that me come early, don't worry.

[01:13:02] Me come on time.

[01:13:04] No, come on.

[01:13:07] That rocks.

[01:13:08] Why don't you just look at the fucking website on your computer, Adam?

[01:13:10] Because I'm not sure if it'll crash my computer.

[01:13:12] He is a little dick.

[01:13:13] How the fuck have you still not bought a new computer?

[01:13:16] You've destroyed two episodes now.

[01:13:17] How am I going to get a fucking desktop out to my parents' house?

[01:13:20] And then, and then take it on a plane back to New York?

[01:13:24] You need a desktop?

[01:13:25] There's powerful ass laptops.

[01:13:26] You get it differently.

[01:13:27] I've had this laptop for a year.

[01:13:29] And it's fine when I'm on the ethernet.

[01:13:32] It's fine.

[01:13:33] I bought my brothers for their birthday some nice fucking big dick computers.

[01:13:37] They were like around a G. But they do everything you need.

[01:13:43] They got 16 gigs of RAM.

[01:13:45] Are you frozen now?

[01:13:47] Was he just up to the night?

[01:13:48] Yeah, he's frozen.

[01:13:49] He's frozen.

[01:13:50] Hilarious.

[01:13:51] This fucking dumb bitch.

[01:13:52] That's what you get for talking shit about how good your computer is, bitch.

[01:13:56] Look at you.

[01:13:57] You fucking asshole.

[01:13:58] Nice.

[01:13:59] Now we're going to lose his fucking audio too.

[01:14:02] Yeah, no, it's literally yes.

[01:14:04] It's going to dump because his computer broke.

[01:14:06] It's dumped all of his audio for the entire episode.

[01:14:08] Yeah.

[01:14:09] After bragging, this is up in twice already.

[01:14:13] This is the third time this has happened.

[01:14:16] You know you can do it.

[01:14:17] You can record separate tracks from Zoom on your shit.

[01:14:22] So next time, we just have his as a backup.

[01:14:25] I mean, I do have your audio recorded on here.

[01:14:30] You and Adam's audio recorded on here.

[01:14:32] As one track though, right?

[01:14:34] As one track, I don't know how to set it to.

[01:14:37] If you just record, we can talk about after show, but if you just go on Zoom, on settings

[01:14:41] and you just hit record.

[01:14:42] Well, let's do this.

[01:14:43] You can explain to me how to do it on the show right now.

[01:14:48] Because that's fun content for everybody else.

[01:14:51] Most of the people who watch this also have their own podcast.

[01:14:57] That's true.

[01:14:58] And this is the same.

[01:14:59] So you want to go on settings?

[01:15:00] Yeah.

[01:15:01] So settings, let's go to...

[01:15:02] You're recording.

[01:15:04] Meetings, and then...

[01:15:06] Speak.

[01:15:07] Oh, Adam's texting.

[01:15:08] It literally just crashed.

[01:15:10] You don't say...

[01:15:15] You wouldn't...

[01:15:17] How would we have known?

[01:15:21] I'm fucking asshole, dude.

[01:15:24] You're such a fucking asshole.

[01:15:27] How am I...

[01:15:28] What am I going to do?

[01:15:29] What am I supposed to do?

[01:15:30] Spend $800 on a computer?

[01:15:31] With the...

[01:15:32] With the job that makes me...

[01:15:34] With the so much more than that?

[01:15:36] Literally a fucking business expense.

[01:15:38] The only business expense that I can make with my $15,000 a month paycheck.

[01:15:45] Spend $1,000 on a fucking computer, man.

[01:15:47] Yeah, instead of destroying the show, fucking up the quality, causing a fucking headache

[01:15:54] for the guy who has to edit the thing, who then has to like...

[01:15:58] Those are billable hours.

[01:15:59] He has to like fix all that, and it adds time to the fucking show, or to the...

[01:16:05] To the cost money for the rest of us.

[01:16:07] Goddamn it.

[01:16:09] So what you do is...

[01:16:10] On settings recording is a...

[01:16:12] There's a little thing you can set for...

[01:16:16] A separate audio file for each participant who speaks.

[01:16:19] And that way we always have his fucking shitty Zoom single track as a backup.

[01:16:24] Yeah.

[01:16:25] Why don't I just see preferences here?

[01:16:27] So preferences, and then chat about recording.

[01:16:30] Um, so my recording is at...

[01:16:33] I don't want to necessarily leave any of that.

[01:16:35] Or a separate audio file.

[01:16:38] Okay.

[01:16:39] Yeah.

[01:16:40] So that way you can fucking record.

[01:16:41] You can have a recording.

[01:16:42] And I can do it too if you want as a backup backup.

[01:16:45] And that way we just have...

[01:16:47] We can use that and still use ours.

[01:16:49] Yeah.

[01:16:50] I mean, I record my shit on an SD card on the fucking board.

[01:16:53] So I mean, I'm not even recording.

[01:16:55] I'm not recording these ones.

[01:16:56] Oh, interesting.

[01:16:57] Yeah.

[01:16:58] This, what I do, we do these live, and then people can watch them live, and then it immediately

[01:17:01] just goes on YouTube as like the show.

[01:17:04] Got you guys.

[01:17:05] You know, to take a watch later.

[01:17:07] If you subscribe to the Patreon, you should be able to go on YouTube and then use the chat

[01:17:12] on like while the show is live.

[01:17:15] And then once it ends, then you can just watch it.

[01:17:18] But...

[01:17:19] He says he's in the waiting room.

[01:17:21] Yeah.

[01:17:22] Well, he can wait a little longer.

[01:17:26] He can wait a little longer while we get to the bottom of just exactly what is going on

[01:17:32] in his mind.

[01:17:33] What could possibly be...

[01:17:36] It is crazy that he won't just buy a book.

[01:17:38] He won't just buy a speaker.

[01:17:39] And then he's like, this bullshit fucking...

[01:17:42] Oh, am I supposed to...

[01:17:43] What am I supposed to buy a whole desktop and then take it back to New York?

[01:17:46] No, you buy a good laptop.

[01:17:48] You buy a good laptop.

[01:17:49] Or yes, you buy a desktop and then fucking leave it there.

[01:17:52] Or sell it.

[01:17:53] Leave it there.

[01:17:54] Or even ship it back.

[01:17:57] Ship it back.

[01:17:58] You have no idea how long you're going to be in quarantine.

[01:18:02] So the concern of like, I don't know how I'm going to get a desktop computer back in the

[01:18:06] morning, even if it was a $2,000 expense, it's worth it for the fucking show.

[01:18:12] I bought...

[01:18:13] Once this shit happened, I bought a fucking powerful ass computer because I knew we were

[01:18:17] going to be doing this shit constantly.

[01:18:19] Immediately.

[01:18:20] Immediately.

[01:18:21] You try to find...

[01:18:22] You can lock down.

[01:18:23] I fucking spent like $1,500 on a good ass computer so we wouldn't have any technical

[01:18:27] problems on my end.

[01:18:28] I spent...

[01:18:29] This is our business.

[01:18:30] So the $300 on fucking Crowdcast over the two months with those other things, just to

[01:18:34] get something to know that it works, get it done because I didn't really understand

[01:18:38] how YouTube live works.

[01:18:39] Just spend the money.

[01:18:40] Just spend the money, get it done.

[01:18:43] Good Lord.

[01:18:44] Fucking asshole.

[01:18:45] I mean...

[01:18:46] I bought $300 more RAM just to beat extra short after the fact so we could run every

[01:18:50] single program.

[01:18:51] And he tries to put it on me.

[01:18:53] Like I'm projecting the stereotypes on to him.

[01:18:56] I have never been more aligned with you on this issue.

[01:18:58] Dude, I'm telling you, if you could have been there at that guitar center, when this

[01:19:03] fucking guy...

[01:19:06] I mean, truly unreal.

[01:19:09] Just like the next...

[01:19:11] The look on that guy's face who probably makes $12 an hour when he had to tell Adam,

[01:19:17] it's five past six, they're closed.

[01:19:19] Like I don't know what to tell you, man.

[01:19:22] It's a telly.

[01:19:23] It's a great price for it.

[01:19:24] It's already discounted $500.

[01:19:28] You could return it if you want.

[01:19:29] That's the price.

[01:19:30] So I don't know what to tell you.

[01:19:31] I make $11 an hour.

[01:19:33] I don't know what to tell you.

[01:19:35] Adam's like, ah, I don't...

[01:19:36] Let me call my friend.

[01:19:37] And let me send a picture of my friend.

[01:19:39] And let me call him.

[01:19:40] This guy's like, do whatever you want.

[01:19:42] What am I supposed to do?

[01:19:46] Just buy a computer and sing it.

[01:19:48] Why are you calling that fucking guitar on by a computer, baby?

[01:19:50] That's right.

[01:19:51] The guitar that you're not playing.

[01:19:54] The guitar that doesn't get played at all, ever.

[01:19:57] God damn.

[01:19:58] That's pretty good.

[01:20:00] I guess we should wrap it up here.

[01:20:02] All right.

[01:20:03] All right.

[01:20:04] Well, thanks for watching.

[01:20:07] This should be...

[01:20:08] If you're watching, folks.

[01:20:09] Just on YouTube in a second, the audio will be posted when the audio guy, if you listen

[01:20:13] to the podcast with higher quality, at least for me and Stav, Adam's file lost for sure.

[01:20:20] No chance that that's coming back.

[01:20:22] He's calling.

[01:20:23] He'll only put him on speaker.

[01:20:24] Yeah, we can.

[01:20:25] He can join and speak.

[01:20:26] Hey, Adam.

[01:20:27] Is it over?

[01:20:28] It's about to be over.

[01:20:29] It's about to be over.

[01:20:30] Yeah.

[01:20:31] Oh.

[01:20:32] Yeah.

[01:20:33] Remember, that's karma for talking about how good your computer is, bitch.

[01:20:37] Oh, shit.

[01:20:39] Okay.

[01:20:40] All right.

[01:20:42] Talk to you later, buddy.

[01:20:43] Well, I'm not allowed in.

[01:20:45] No, you're not allowed in.

[01:20:46] Yeah.

[01:20:47] Why?

[01:20:48] Because it's kind of punishment.

[01:20:49] Yeah, it's going to ruin the recording.

[01:20:51] Nick says it's going to ruin the recording, so we just got to be careful, man.

[01:20:55] You understand?

[01:20:56] I know.

[01:20:57] What if your computer has a virus?

[01:21:00] What if your computer has a virus, dude?

[01:21:01] What do you mean?

[01:21:03] Well, look, I can't, we can't be doing these kinds of things, man.

[01:21:07] I have to, I have to wrap up a podcast.

[01:21:09] Yeah, we're a work.

[01:21:10] We're a work right now, dude.

[01:21:14] You have no idea.

[01:21:15] They don't.

[01:21:16] They're saying there's papayas that got fucking Corona virus now.

[01:21:21] So you can't tell me that you can't get a virus from zoom.

[01:21:25] And I should have, I should call him back to tell him we're docking his pay five minutes.

[01:21:30] He was late in the beginning.

[01:21:31] Yeah, we're also docking.

[01:21:32] We're also docking his mouth and eyelids.

[01:21:34] We're also going to be docking.

[01:21:38] I'm going to be inserting my, the tip of my dick underneath the top eyelid of his face.

[01:21:44] And I will be enveloping his nose with my foreskin.

[01:21:48] Yes.

[01:21:49] All right, folks.

[01:21:50] If you want shirts, check out com.town where I, there are some new things.

[01:21:55] Coming soon, working out the last details with that.

[01:22:01] You can check out, if you want to watch the show live streaming with the chat on YouTube,

[01:22:06] kinks are pretty much figured out with that.

[01:22:08] Yeah, I think so.

[01:22:09] I fucked something up and I don't know.

[01:22:10] Maybe reach out to me and let me know because I can't check it while we're doing it.

[01:22:15] Go to the Patreon and we will post the link to the YouTube live stream at like right,

[01:22:21] when it starts, which is every Wednesday at 3 p.m. and then Sundays at 3 p.m. Eastern

[01:22:25] time, you can watch otherwise the recordings of the live stream will be available on the

[01:22:32] Patreon or for the regular episodes, they just get posted to the YouTube channel, which

[01:22:37] all of them get posted all over YouTube.

[01:22:39] But the OAM ours is, if you want to subscribe to ours in particular, which I would appreciate,

[01:22:46] I guess just because that fucking.

[01:22:48] I don't know.

[01:22:49] You would help.

[01:22:50] You can.

[01:22:51] The metrics having that those metrics centralized.

[01:22:54] Yeah, if you can, if you want to say, fuck you and fucking get the show from another person

[01:23:00] on YouTube, we really don't give a shit.

[01:23:02] How it doesn't matter to us, but you would be a cool guy if you subscribe to ours.

[01:23:05] Yeah.

[01:23:06] And ours is okay, your channel, what is the fucking URL?

[01:23:12] How do I go?

[01:23:13] What is this URL?

[01:23:14] It is okay.

[01:23:15] Great.

[01:23:16] Yeah.

[01:23:23] Yeah.

[01:23:27] We'll figure out how to change that.

[01:23:35] So that's just a real simple link to remember.

[01:23:44] I'll be doing a Twitch show on Fridays at 6 o'clock on Twitch and you can leave a voicemail.

[01:23:52] It's 903-883-STOV and I'll answer your voicemail on air if you want to be a part of that.

[01:24:01] So that's 6 o'clock on Fridays, you little sluts.

[01:24:04] But subscribe to our fucking YouTube by Nick's motherfucking shirts.

[01:24:09] Tell Adam he's...

[01:24:11] Oh, here we go.

[01:24:12] Right here.

[01:24:13] Get a costume URL.

[01:24:14] Here's how you'll look like on YouTube.

[01:24:16] YouTube.com slash C slash comtownstream.

[01:24:19] There you go.

[01:24:21] Can it just be comtown?

[01:24:22] I don't think so.

[01:24:23] I think that's already taken it.

[01:24:26] That is already taken by somebody else.

[01:24:29] So we are comtownstream is the...

[01:24:32] Are you fucking Brits?

[01:24:35] Isn't he?

[01:24:38] That's so funny.

[01:24:40] Yeah.

[01:24:41] Alright, goodbye everybody.

[01:24:42] See you next time.