Cum Town | Regular | 05/21/2020
[00:00:00] All right. What's up boys? How we doing? I think there we go. That should fix the audio thing. Whatever that issue was, that should be resolved now.
[00:00:12] Yeah. It didn't do it. I don't think it did it. How do I sound to you guys? Good. Sound good. A little loud. I'm going to turn your shit all the way to zero.
[00:00:21] We should do the podcast completely just at zero. We talk for an hour. It exists. It's a visual product now. Yeah. It's really low. It's some avant-garde shit, dude.
[00:00:37] We could become like podcast artists like that lady that pulled a pussy out of her scroll. The white scroll out of her pussy. What are you talking about?
[00:00:47] There's a lady who pulled a famous like performance artist pulled a scroll out of her pussy. Who that one bitch? Marina. No, not her. The one that she jocked her whole shit from. Really? Yeah. You don't know about this? Mm-hmm. What's the story? Well, the story. The thing about the story is I know a lot of details other than some bitch pulled a scroll out of her pussy.
[00:01:14] So that's the story. I don't know, man. It was about fucking lady scroll pussy. It was about feminism or something. It's like in the 60s. Carolie Carolie Carol. She Neiman.
[00:01:29] Damn. I guess women have just been doing dumb shit for decades prior to the quarantine. And we were told that that was important. How much of women's creative output is entirely dependent on the CIA inventing modern art? It's just a way. It's meaningless.
[00:01:50] They just need to see. All right, Jackson. You're just going to fucking do a bunch of shit that looks like come and you bitches just put some things in your pussies. Right. And that'll be that worried. Art might do something like stop the Vietnam war. So we're going to let women have their period.
[00:02:06] And we're going to say this is the best art in the world. And we're going to have a gallery. We're going to have someone like Marina Brown, which hang out with child rapist globalists that control everything to establish their legitimacy and kind of feed into this system.
[00:02:26] Dude, they have some good ass art on Little Saint James, dude. Yeah.
[00:02:30] Okay. So this is called interior scroll. Mm hmm. You know, they said it was so weird that Epstein had that like painting of Bill Clinton and the dress.
[00:02:39] But what would be really weird is if he had that like the poster that's like the oil painting of Kramer.
[00:02:47] I've generally seen had like, like just like just shit from like Spencer's gifts and yeah Bob Marley smoking a joint. We need a head go. Yeah.
[00:03:00] A one of those glow in the dark alien felt posters. Every sexual position in the zodiac. Yes. Yeah. The best.
[00:03:08] Black fight edition is the beer Paul one with those ladies with the big ass fake titties. Yeah. But he wasn't in the big fake titties, I guess. That's a good.
[00:03:18] If you're a pedophile, I guess you don't you're not. Oh, that if you're a titty man means you can't be a pedophile. How about that?
[00:03:26] I think that's the I don't I think all the titty guys were always just pedophiles. No. Yeah. How dare you.
[00:03:33] By very nature of being a titty man, you can't like children. No. Yeah, it's next. It's a charade. It's a what you have to.
[00:03:42] You have to your small. You already have your already have tits. Why would you want tits? Because you know they're a different quality for he was for.
[00:03:52] Yeah, it was different kind. I don't want for I want to. I want to. I have tits. He's already got four about four and a half.
[00:03:59] And he's got tits. No, four and five four and seven eight. Very much. The point is there are different kinds of tips and you know that these are man titties. They don't they're not round. They don't feel good in your hand.
[00:04:12] They're they got hair on them. It's not the same thing. It's like legs. You haven't asked. Do you want to fuck your own ass? I don't I don't have a ladies. I don't have an ass and I'll never have a big beautiful woman's ass.
[00:04:25] Exactly correct. I don't have tits the way a woman has tits. Okay. If you say so. You get a you get a hold on if you know the fuck a girl. And yeah, some women have tits like mine. Yeah, so we'd be like nice.
[00:04:41] Same women have awful tits. You just haven't have awful. Well, I don't want. I guess the solution is to get. It's not. It's not. Yes. There's no such thing as men's tits. You have a bad pair of.
[00:04:54] No, there are first of all, there's breast tissue and shit like that. They feel different. Even ladies of little ass titties have something have some it feels like more bouncy.
[00:05:05] A woman's tips to feel more bouncy than a man's tits. Even the smallest lady titties have a little bit of that flubber type atmosphere, which is what tits feel like.
[00:05:18] That's what that was about. The best titties feel like flubber. They bounce. Flubber is a it's a movie. I know that, but I have the I can I can think about what it might feel like.
[00:05:32] So to describe what titties feel like you chose something you've never literally you've never felt no one's felt. Yeah.
[00:05:42] No, but it's you can imagine what it again. This is a problem. This is a limit of imagination with you two motherfuckers and I have none of that. I don't know man. Governor sounds like you've never felt titties before yourself. I play.
[00:05:54] This is a bags of. You got real defensive when I said that titty guys are just pedophiles.
[00:06:01] I seem to know a lot about Marina Brahmovich. No, I don't. He's in the. I don't fucking know a lot of you. You've got a new world order background going on. There's been there's been an uptick in your you've been saying like, you know, just slipping in conversation like, Hey, I think globalism is pretty
[00:06:20] good and I can have been saying that streamlines the market. You said I keep saying things like I hope they put the vaccine in Sour Patch Kids. Yeah, because that way saves me a trip to the doctor. What's wrong with that? I get a nice snack in a vaccine. I don't see the issue there at all.
[00:06:35] And that's the kind of shit the government should be working on. It's true. You have been leaving crumbs of clues everywhere. I really haven't put it together until that. Thank you very much because I'm eating my whole muffins. I'm not sure.
[00:06:46] It's not true. Doing a shirt that's like the cover of clue, but like you have to suggest that clue is like you're the board game clue. Yeah, but like they're trying to figure out who's a pedophile and all the characters look regular, but then there's one guy that's just clearly a pedophile.
[00:07:02] It's like Miss Scarlett, Colonel mustard. Mr. Fingers. Yeah, Ruby Randolph is Mr. Fingers the pedophile. Yes. Okay. I didn't remember if that was one of their names. You've just played. You played that version of clue in every game ends with like, Oh, is Mr. Fingers in the in the nursery.
[00:07:24] Whoever gets to go first wins. You know what I love as a kid is this is a small autistic boy. The include a little like vanilla envelope that said confidential on it that you put the cards in. Yeah, you liked it.
[00:07:41] I agree with that big time dossier is I did. I like those small. Yeah, small dossier. There was a good pussy in the movie clue. I'm going to try to do that.
[00:07:52] I'm going to make a board game about the steel dossier to sell the children at urban outfitters or wherever liberals by that bullshit. You know, they're like, like the good night moon parody that's like good night.
[00:08:07] And then it's like it sells 80 million copies. Yeah, what do they buy that like what store carries that I don't know is it urban outfitters. I don't know that guy Jeff tried dick, whatever his name is that guy's my favorite.
[00:08:18] That guy that responds to everything Trump says. Oh, yeah, who the fuck is that guy Jeff tried to get some guy that probably hasn't inverted penis.
[00:08:27] He's a fucking loser. Yeah, that guy has a single nice own on him. One never he's got an invaginated penis. And he he's great because the wind up is there. You could tell he thinks he's about to drop a ball.
[00:08:40] And he's like, Hey, president, Dick suck. Yeah. I would love it. If honestly, it would fucking rule if Donald Trump tweeted first like we're sending the police to Jeff Taedrick Souths to shoot him in the chest.
[00:08:59] Like this is this is supposed to be a fuck democracy shit ass. And then the police on the news is a helicopter. They just kicked down the door to his house and just blast him.
[00:09:16] Yeah, we don't have to be like this is I mean we live in a prison. This is this is not normal sir. This is worse than Nazi Germany but it's. It's pretty funny.
[00:09:30] It is fun. Look man, you keep you keep barking eventually going to get clapped back man squeaky wheel gets nice. Is he just a guy? Is he like a writer? Like he seems like some kind of shitty journalist or something. One of the guys is the producer of this is us but it's not him.
[00:09:48] I don't know. It's probably Jewish. I'm in Palmer. Adam. That's the other one. Adam. Probably or Jeff Jeff Taedrick for sure. That doesn't sound Jewish. Look at it. It doesn't sound Jewish. I don't know man. I think that's either like Dutch or German or some shit. I think that's just a regular white guy.
[00:10:12] It's just annoying. I guess. I think that's just a white guy with a shitty beard that's annoying. Yeah. Really? Yep. That ticks all the boxes. Yeah. Why does he have 350k followers? Because of that fucking Trump bullshit. It was like nobody before all this should happen.
[00:10:28] Oh, he's got a Patreon for a hot two forty four a month. That's gonna be me. That's gonna be me in three years. Just responding to all of President Stacey Abrams tweets. Yeah. Nice try you fat bitch. You fat black bitch.
[00:10:46] President cunt is at it again. Please donate to my Patreon where I get $150 a month and buy my parody of the Hardy Boys.
[00:10:59] It's called fuck you president black lady. I mean, can you imagine like the conservative inversion of like, I mean, because the conservatives do a lot of dumb gay shit, you know, like being obsessed with that snake.
[00:11:17] They love that fucking dumb fucking bitch ass snake. And it's got a German name. Doesn't it? What's that shit called? The Gadsden flag. Oh, it's the Gadsden flag. Yeah. Yeah.
[00:11:26] It's called like the do's endorph snake or something. That would be cool, dude. I would then I would be away. Cool. That would be my favorite minor league baseball team.
[00:11:33] Do's endorph makes. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a big fan of the do's endorph racist snakes. Yeah. They're a short season team, but I go to every I would go crazy for them. Every single game I'm there.
[00:11:50] I think the new kicker for the Patriots had to apologize because he had a Gadsden flag tattoo. No, it wasn't the Gadsden flag. He had like some something something. I thought it was a Gadsden flag.
[00:12:00] No, there's some kind of like rate like racist group tattoo that he had or something. Some kind of like white supremacist flag tattoo.
[00:12:10] Biden's kind of getting my respect recently because I don't know if you saw him just isolating that sound clip. Adam saying Biden's getting my respect recently and then his poll numbers just dropping.
[00:12:23] I'm doing a little just crash. No, no, because he had Stacy Abrams on like a joint television appearance and she thought she was going to be announced for vice president and you just saw her face sink.
[00:12:36] Wait, really? Yeah, it was great. I thought it was a pretty good prank. Everybody sucking that lady off. But what the fuck nobody's sucking that lady off the Washington Post is going Washington Post wrote this fucking like glowing profile of her that was just absurd.
[00:12:50] That's what I mean. I mean, the mainstream is sucking her titties. I barely I barely go. I barely read it. But yeah, the Washington Post, it's like she hits the stage flashes everywhere.
[00:13:01] It's like, okay, well, we know anybody knows that there is no flash photography in 2020.
[00:13:09] This you're describing a this is fiction. This is absolutely fictional and it doesn't exist.
[00:13:17] So she hits the stage right a crowd of admirers scream stay see stay see yeah, that's not happening anywhere. She's talking to me.
[00:13:26] I'm talking about like a fucking literally a fashion show. You compared it to a fashion show and then you lied and said it was a fashion show.
[00:13:34] I don't. Yeah. And it's like, it's not hyperbole or describing the event. Imagine if like the opposite is like, well, she walked on stage and she immediately broke through the floor from being too fat.
[00:13:45] It was almost if she was too fat and she fell into the basement and then she was rolling down around down there and bacon.
[00:13:54] I got fucking cartoon and just handing that into the editor and being like, here's my real profile of Stacey Abrams.
[00:14:01] Yeah, just go ahead and publish that. Yeah, just go ahead. Go ahead and publish it. Yeah, I'm trying to check that over here. Yeah. So you go ahead and publish that.
[00:14:11] Yeah, I've been having sex with a picture of Michelle Obama since quarantine started. I think some of the kind of the photo developing chemicals have got seeped through my penis into my brain.
[00:14:26] So, oh, you got a you got a dark room for that. Yeah.
[00:14:29] You do them yourself. You get the photos yourself.
[00:14:34] Interesting. On a film camera on film. Yeah. That's one of those flash bulbs. That's how you get to photograph pussy. You got to make it yourself. That's right. You get in the telescopic lenses.
[00:14:47] But she was like, she was going to win in Georgia, but there was voter suppression or some shit. Yeah, the guy she ran against was attorney general and probably cheated.
[00:14:55] Yeah, that's fine. Kemp. But then, but basically she hasn't done shit except that, right? Which you know, all she did is she got it.
[00:15:02] Which is what they love. They love. They love a dignified loser. That's what they have.
[00:15:08] The most dude. Just yeah, like a proud captain going down with a ship. Yeah. Damn. That's a game move. Oh my god. Dude, I'm not going down with a fucking ship.
[00:15:19] I'm saving myself at any cost. I feel like I'm throwing women and children off board commercial airlines. Only the captain should have a parachute and he should be wearing it when you get on the plane.
[00:15:28] And he's like saying hi to everybody and waving. And he's just already wearing the parachute.
[00:15:37] Hi, how you doing? How you doing? We'll see how this one goes, huh? Have you felt folks ever seen the movie flight with Denzel? Good afternoon, folks. This is your captain.
[00:15:48] A salam of a lot. I'm just good. Beautiful. Sunny day here. It's been a while, I guess, I, you know, with the quarantine stuff. I haven't fallen a plane in.
[00:16:02] But I guess so. And we'll see how it goes. But they gave us parachutes now, which is pretty funny. You think about it? It's like they're just, they expect you're they're expecting you to fuck up your job.
[00:16:19] I mean, you know, they're not. That's something that the co pilot didn't show up to work. So usually I run this stuff by him. I've been getting to open my slate.
[00:16:30] I've been doing a lot of zoom comedy shows. My daughter, she's a slut. I'm just kidding. She's.
[00:16:38] No, she is. But she has a, she, she moved to New York to do comedy and became a slut.
[00:16:52] No, I'm just kidding. But yeah, I know I watched her show. She's doing, she's doing Queen karaoke, but she dresses up like classic Disney characters.
[00:17:03] And that's the theme of her comedy show. And I thought, well, you know, at the very least, there should be one joke.
[00:17:10] You know, that's true. And so I started writing them and I thought, well, listen, I got a 14 hour flight, you know, coming up.
[00:17:19] Why don't I write some stuff for that and I'll stay. I could just stay on my.
[00:17:24] I'll stay on the whole time. The entire flight. Obviously, your first class passengers, if you want, you can hit the mute button and we'll turn it off.
[00:17:33] For the economy classes, if you'd like to upgrade and pay an additional $78. You can mute me for three and a half minutes.
[00:17:47] Those, if you pay with your jet blue card, which we will be signing you up for.
[00:17:53] Just based, we're just going to, we're going to, we're running everyone's credit right now. So we're doing a hard poll on everyone's credit.
[00:18:00] And so if you, if you got a mortgage coming up, I'm sorry, you should have read through the carrier contract when you bought the tickets.
[00:18:08] That 85 page PDF that we mail out that you're supposed to read any any any lawyer will tell you, always read the fine print.
[00:18:18] You know, which of course, they, they definitely follow that advice as well. You know, they go into subway and they say, I'm not ready to place my order yet.
[00:18:27] Let me read all the small text on the fucking brochure first.
[00:18:33] So, yeah, people just hitting their buttons over and over again. The way I could be an asshole. When somebody says, Oh, yeah, I got, I went to this mechanic.
[00:18:42] He fucking took the breaks out of my car and it killed my three year old and said, well, then you read the fine print.
[00:19:00] If you're booing, I can't hear you through the door. Yeah.
[00:19:10] Just something that you know, I started doing this a couple weeks before I started.
[00:19:16] And, and I, this is true. This is absolutely true. Like two weeks. I forgot to.
[00:19:23] I forgot to put the wheels up on a flight, which is apparently really, really fucking dangerous. And then I was like, God, this fucking sucks.
[00:19:34] I'm going to lose my job. And then what happens? A couple of Muslims come through.
[00:19:40] Save my ass, dude. I'm saying there's a silver lining. You know,
[00:19:46] I'm going to have to get my ass along the lake up to my brother.
[00:19:53] It's a silver lining to every cloud. And in my case, it was the wheels of my plane sticking out from underneath the cloud.
[00:19:59] I forgot. But it was also the puzzle, guys. That was this kind of a word play thing that I was working on.
[00:20:07] I'm getting pretty sleepy. I stayed up all night, right? Yeah, I just, you know, it's weird because I ran this by some of the guys in the.
[00:20:14] In the crew hangout area. We have that's what it. That's the real name of it. I'm assuming.
[00:20:20] Club club. The club. The firehouse. The airplane firehouse.
[00:20:26] You just have bunk bags. We all sleep there. Honestly, I feel like more people would like their job. We could save capitalism.
[00:20:32] Every workplace had a fireman's slide. Why is it that only fireman get to slide down a thing to get the.
[00:20:40] And they got that shit before 9 11. You know, how come we're not called the first responders? If you think about it, we were literally the first people in the towers.
[00:20:59] I had a box cutter jammed to my asshole, but.
[00:21:04] The first morning I've got a fucking tower. I guarantee you that.
[00:21:13] Boo. People just pelting little pretzels.
[00:21:27] It would have been. I cannot believe hijackers did that shit, dude.
[00:21:30] Like just blowing yourself up. I mean driving a plane would be tight. And probably there's a couple moments where you're approaching the building where you're like, hell yeah.
[00:21:39] But being like, damn, I'm about to die for this bullshit.
[00:21:46] When they weren't they weren't they like doing coke and shit and strip clubs and shit.
[00:21:50] Yeah, in Florida at flight school. So that's cool. They get to go to fucking flight school.
[00:21:55] Flight school is cool, but God couldn't have been pleased. They're soldiers, man.
[00:22:00] That's sure. That's something you don't understand. You're right. I'm not an operator.
[00:22:05] Soldier. It's more of the brains of the operation.
[00:22:08] Getting brain in the operation. I'm the getting brain of the operation.
[00:22:12] Yeah, I'm what you call a brain getter.
[00:22:20] You guys see the fat Hawaiian guy is on Google.
[00:22:27] What fat do I got? The guy that did over the rainbow.
[00:22:30] I was just about to fucking say the guy that did over the rainbow because here's what's interesting is every single one of them is the fat Hawaiian guy.
[00:22:39] If you said the Hawaiian guy, you would you'd be talking about dog the bounty.
[00:22:47] That's right, brother. I mean, he's from Texas.
[00:22:53] They fucking got him on Google because he's got such a nice little voice.
[00:23:02] The fucking main guy on Google today, motherfuckers.
[00:23:11] They're gonna have her early from loss.
[00:23:13] Do you think McDonald's would touch fat history month? Oh, 100%.
[00:23:17] Yeah. Instead of like Kente cloth, they just got like shirts with mustard stains all over.
[00:23:29] The last pants, maybe napkin or that like Italian restaurant table cloth material.
[00:23:38] A big, but nice, a nice adult sized bib.
[00:23:41] Um, finish your month's nice. We got a lot of fat pioneers.
[00:23:45] How do you, how did you just feel about him being named Israel Adam?
[00:23:49] Uh, I think a lot of like Mexican people have that name too.
[00:24:03] My name is, my name is Josseter Arafat.
[00:24:14] My name is Hanukkah Manoro Juan Carlos.
[00:24:26] Uh, what does Israel mean? Like land? Good land or some shit?
[00:24:32] Uh, it's the name of the, the children of Israel.
[00:24:38] That's it. That doesn't mean shit though.
[00:24:50] Yeah, I guess that's true. I gotta say they are cool names, but not.
[00:24:54] Israel is pissed at Zion Williamson though.
[00:24:58] But it's a good name for a fat Hawaiian.
[00:25:03] RIP and you know, Nick tomorrow they got Rosie O'Donnell on the fucking Google splash page.
[00:25:11] Taff that one president that ever, the only thing people know about him is that they made the bathtub bigger.
[00:25:20] He oversee the first flight in America. Wasn't the new witness.
[00:25:25] I think he was in office when the right block brothers did their thing.
[00:25:29] Maybe some of the fuck that little wouldn't be.
[00:25:31] The only thing I have even remotely in my head about Taff is that he oversaw some kind of aviation.
[00:25:40] And by whatever picture him mean witnessed.
[00:25:44] What's that? He was around while it happened.
[00:25:46] Yeah. Wasn't that shit in North Carolina though? He went all the way down there.
[00:25:51] It may have been a demonstration of the first flight with it with like all like mechanical controls.
[00:25:57] So you know, you didn't because early on, it's like you can't see shit.
[00:26:01] Once the ground's not visible, you know, you have no idea.
[00:26:04] You just crash right into the fucking ground.
[00:26:06] You have no idea which way you're going.
[00:26:16] There's other fat guy people at fats are buckle.
[00:26:21] I want property with a little plane, but I feel like.
[00:26:24] Anybody that has a private plane gets murdered.
[00:26:28] It's just, yeah, I disappear in a foggy day.
[00:26:32] Oh, every time, dude. It's like the worst.
[00:26:49] What do you mean he's an octopus journalist?
[00:26:55] He was working on a story called the octopus, which was like some wide spread conspiracy
[00:27:00] involving like the Catholic church and politicians to abduct and molest children and shit.
[00:27:08] Yeah, he was like, I got to go meet the source out in West Virginia.
[00:27:11] And then he left and then he just slid his wrists in a hotel room in West Virginia.
[00:27:18] I mean, you know, the work you really get to you sometimes.
[00:27:22] It just happens when you're on the verge of a really big story.
[00:27:26] Sometimes the pressure is too much and you slit your own wrists in a hotel with no note
[00:27:30] or with a note in somebody else's handwriting left.
[00:27:34] See, I think I promise I'll never kill myself if I got a scoop.
[00:27:38] The only thing I'll do is suddenly stop caring and be like, you know, people should just
[00:27:45] That's how you know they got to me is when I'm when I kill myself.
[00:27:53] This doesn't fucking look, I got PlayStation.
[00:28:10] I guess Alan Dershowitz is just going to be okay.
[00:28:26] When you're a man with no nation, you kind of can float around.
[00:28:30] It's kind of like a kind of like a Shogun assassin.
[00:28:49] What was the movie you told me to watch, Adam?
[00:28:58] Did you guys see that one goth bitch that talks like she's the nanny?
[00:29:12] I've watched so many Kurt Russell movies in this time.
[00:29:15] The premise of Breakdown is hilarious because it's like this guy.
[00:29:19] They're driving to the desert in like a 1996 Jeep Grand Cherokee.
[00:29:25] And it might have been, I don't think it was the first year of the Grand Cherokee.
[00:29:28] Like I'm pretty sure that that was around since like 92 or 93.
[00:29:33] But he's driving the Grand Cherokee and then like...
[00:29:36] It's a good ass name, the Grand Cherokee.
[00:29:39] And then he had some kind of like weird dispute with some like pickup truck guy.
[00:29:41] Like he almost hits a pickup truck guy.
[00:29:43] And then they meet at the gas station and the pickup truck guy is like...
[00:29:51] Fully loaded leather seats, you know, air.
[00:29:56] You know, he's like just fucking like naming basic accessories.
[00:30:12] And then like later down the road, his their car just stops completely.
[00:30:17] And then this truck comes by and the trucker offers to take his wife to the service station
[00:30:22] while he sits there and waits for the car and the...
[00:30:24] Or stays with the car when the wife's gone.
[00:30:29] And then eventually he looks under the car and realizes there's some wires disconnected.
[00:30:33] So he reconnects the wires and the car starts back up.
[00:30:38] And he drives to the diner and they're like, listen buddy, we don't know who...
[00:30:42] We don't know what you're talking about.
[00:30:45] And then he's like the whole town is in on...
[00:30:47] Or everybody's kind of in on like abducting this guy's wife and gaslighting her.
[00:30:55] Goes from there, but you know, it's a...
[00:31:01] A lot of Kurt Russell wearing like a LaCaw shirt and khaki's being like, where's my goddamn wife?
[00:31:07] It's Kurt Russell have some kind of background, he used to be a green beret and he's doing
[00:31:15] Yeah, he's like a middle class guy in the...
[00:31:18] Like the Arizona desert being harassed by...
[00:31:22] You know, they try to like paint like Southwestern people.
[00:31:32] Because he had a couple words, so a whole town is gonna kidnap and rape his wife.
[00:31:37] I watched another where his wife moved.
[00:31:57] It's like I feel like if I was in that situation and I was that guy and somebody kidnapped my
[00:32:12] Just walking and cruising into that diner.
[00:32:14] That for the second scene in the movie.
[00:32:16] Just being like, my wife just got kidnapped.
[00:32:19] Does anyone want to get pussy around here?
[00:32:21] Y'all know I'm trying to be a fucking desert fucking piece of shit like you.
[00:32:28] I'm trying to be a desert pimp like you got this.
[00:32:30] I'm trying to be a mother fucking Scarlet Pimpernell of the Dusty Road.
[00:32:41] Scarlet Pimpernell is a play and Pimpernell is a type of flower, I think.
[00:32:55] Now as a kid, I thought it was like about a guy that got a bunch of pussy.
[00:32:56] I thought it was about a 70s black guy wearing burgundy fur.
[00:33:02] Yeah, just but in like fucking like revolutionary France.
[00:33:16] I was gonna say to my wife Lawrence movie The Night.
[00:33:37] Except for her stage play, so it was a play first.
[00:33:42] It's set during the reign of terror and French Revolution.
[00:33:45] The title is a nom de gere of its here in protagonist.
[00:33:51] The actionary play where the Scarlet Pimpernell is an English guy that's like helping fucking
[00:33:57] like aristocratic French people escape the reign of terror.
[00:34:03] Oh, so he's some rich fag from England that's trying to help us.
[00:34:10] I need to help the people as gay as me get out of this other man wearing pattered makeup.
[00:34:15] Yeah, it's like the opposite of V for vendetta.
[00:34:25] If I see the Scarlet Pimpernell, I'm a fuck his ass up.
[00:34:29] I could probably take like a lord from Britain like the 1700s, right?
[00:34:34] Sir Percy Blakeany is a wealthy English baronet who rescues individual baronet sentence
[00:34:41] He soon reveals himself to be a master of disguise.
[00:34:44] An imaginative planner, formidable swordsman and a quick thinking escape artist.
[00:34:49] With each rescue, he taunts his enemies by leaving behind a card showing a small flower.
[00:34:58] It's so funny that like gays pretend they were like oppressed historically.
[00:35:04] It wasn't just like something that literally only happened in between like the 1930s and
[00:35:10] This guy, the Scarlet Pimpernell is a drag queen.
[00:35:14] That helped rich people escape getting what's coming to them.
[00:35:19] The whole world was LGBT until like they invented like fascist haircuts in the 30s.
[00:35:25] You know, that straight men took pencil mustaches and they were like, well, if everything's
[00:35:31] going to be gay now, we might as well start locking them up and put them in mental institutions.
[00:35:37] But prior to that, it's like anything goes gay or the better.
[00:35:40] Right. The fucking government like French Parliament was just the movie, Call Me By Your
[00:35:48] They're all just like sucking each other off through.
[00:35:50] You got sext into the French Parliament.
[00:35:53] You would put your show up on your bicycle your first day.
[00:35:54] You put your deck through a grapefruit to vote.
[00:35:56] I and you would put it through a piece of orange.
[00:36:02] You would put orange zest around your cock and then get it sucked off by the Baroness.
[00:36:11] The Baroness would count all the votes by sucking everyone's dick.
[00:36:13] And if it was cherry flavored, it's a no.
[00:36:18] You're going to be a fun take is like the homophobic roots of the French Revolution
[00:36:22] and talk about the disdain for aristocratic dandons.
[00:36:28] How how how dandies were were the pinnacle of LGBT culture historically.
[00:36:34] The French Revolution was just like a homophobic populist movement.
[00:36:43] Persecutive for wearing makeup and rouge.
[00:36:47] Forgetting syphilis and having your nose fall off.
[00:36:56] Oh, I'm thinking of I thought I was like, damn, do I know this character from like a play
[00:37:00] and it was like, no, I'm thinking of Chris Farley from dirty work.
[00:37:06] The side got poor that bid my nose off.
[00:37:19] I watch I watched the movie where the character's wife died and he barely cared the other day
[00:37:29] Charlie, Charlie Verick with Walter Mather.
[00:37:31] His wife dies like in the first 10 minutes after assisting him in a bank heist.
[00:37:45] And he gets pussy by the end of the movie.
[00:37:50] That's my type of flick right there, pal.
[00:37:53] It's one of those movies where there's like an ugly male protagonist that every woman
[00:38:03] I walk around feeling like damn, I want to be Walter Mather in that movie.
[00:38:09] I watched the Dead or Alive, the first two Dead or Alive movies.
[00:38:16] They're both like an hour and a half long.
[00:38:18] Honestly, every movie should be an hour and a half long.
[00:38:38] The first movie opens with basically a music video.
[00:38:40] There's a scene that made me think of you.
[00:38:42] I think I put it on Twitter, but the Yakuza boss is like on smack, like look like admiring
[00:38:50] a woman that's in a bathtub of diarrhea.
[00:38:54] And he's like, they'll laugh at it when they look at it, but they love my cock.
[00:39:11] No, no, he makes the whore go into a bathtub of diet.
[00:39:15] He drugs her and then puts her in a diet rip.
[00:39:19] I thought with every aspect of what you just described except for the diarrhea bathtub.
[00:39:22] I mean, it's like it's every scene has something disgusting and insane.
[00:39:28] The first two, the second one I kind of maybe even liked better, which was like, it was
[00:39:34] one of those like, you know how like, have you ever seen any of the John Woo movies?
[00:39:44] It's still connected to his, to his, yeah, I'm sorry.
[00:39:50] Oh, Mr. Mullen, there's just nothing we can do about your penis.
[00:39:52] It's just, there's no way you can grow back after you had too much gay sex and it fell
[00:40:00] Well, isn't there something we can do about it?
[00:40:07] I called you people and I and you said you could, you could grow my penis back and I'm
[00:40:14] I'm going to need to speak to somebody about this fast.
[00:40:19] I just, our records indicate even before your penis fell off, it was under one centimeter.
[00:40:23] Dude, honestly, we're going to have to be really nice to him when he comes back after
[00:40:29] Yeah, let's end this because it's too, let's, I'm going to hang up the call so no one
[00:40:31] else can hear that because it's too embarrassing for Nick.
[00:40:36] It's really fucked up that the, they can't regrow his one centimeter or long piece that
[00:40:42] he, that fell off for having too much gay sex.
[00:40:47] So please respect Nick's privacy at a time like this, everyone.
[00:40:55] I mean, I'll treat him the same now that I know that, but it's going to be hard not
[00:41:00] I know, but that's, that's the kind of thing that we can fucking figure out as good guys.
[00:41:09] See, honestly, I got to say I have every, every women are pretty nice when it comes to
[00:41:15] They also never had my penis laugh that in front of me neither.
[00:41:21] No one found out recently, not recently, but in the last couple of years is that I don't
[00:41:26] think guys do as much locker room talk as they say we do.
[00:41:30] Like, I don't think we're like, oh, her pussy was, you know, this is the color and this
[00:41:38] I think they all do that with every single.
[00:41:43] They are, they have absolutely no discretion.
[00:41:46] A hundred, well, a lot of women put a mold in their pussy and then, so your dick is in
[00:41:51] And then once you stop fucking them, they, they pour wax into it and show their, their
[00:41:57] They kind of make like a plaster of Paris.
[00:42:04] Unfortunately, the audio was still linked.
[00:42:06] So we heard your doctor call and say they can't reattach your penis because it fell off from
[00:42:28] It was for their ring of my fucking doorbell.
[00:42:38] The who sneezed on the chuck of the chuck on my drill seized.
[00:42:45] Dude, I bought a grill off a fucking because I'm not trying to use Amazon.
[00:42:48] I'm not using all these bullshit websites.
[00:42:54] This fucking bullshit, Mr. Green or something like that, Mr. Organics or some shit.
[00:43:01] I bought a grill a week ago that haven't shipped that shit, dude.
[00:43:06] No, I bought a one specifically for a small apartment for the balcony.
[00:43:14] There's a reason Amazon is the fucking on its way to.
[00:43:18] I'm going to fuck him in an op-lease because it's the best one.
[00:43:25] They control the post office, which is like, you know, we're kind of in this like we have
[00:43:30] I have the same political dynamics as the Middle East when it comes to my relationships
[00:43:34] with the United States Postal Service and Amazon enemies or friends, mutual enemies
[00:43:42] So you're you're against Amazon because they're friends with the post office.
[00:43:47] With Amazon because they're the only people that have the power to control the post office.
[00:43:54] So you're their you're their friend for now.
[00:43:57] They're trying to get rid of the post office.
[00:44:07] I'm gonna have to go in there and get all my mail when I get back.
[00:44:12] I went into the post office by me one time.
[00:44:14] The funny is because it's always the post office in Brooklyn or fucking nightmare.
[00:44:18] They are terrified and it's like it's so bad that you can't even like get mad at the employees
[00:44:27] Well, there is a horribly fucking understaffed.
[00:44:29] It's like one person and it's like, you know, well, of course she's being a bitch.
[00:44:33] It's like there's fucking 900 people in here and one person's staff and they never and
[00:44:38] no one ever knows how to mail anything.
[00:44:40] Yeah, I went in there one time and like I just go in and it's fucking completely empty.
[00:44:54] And I realized that they had closed like an hour earlier and they just fucking.
[00:45:05] I was just like in there by myself, like looking through the fucking thing and that rocks.
[00:45:14] I did all of the children's letters to Santa Claus.
[00:45:18] And you wrote back that I brought not going to happen.
[00:45:23] I brought them to Israel where they're used as compromise against the Christian children.
[00:45:28] All letters to Santa actually go to Israel.
[00:45:30] A lot of people don't have to be restored there in case Israel needs to get revenge on
[00:45:46] Was children got tired of getting fucked and took down Epstein single handedly?
[00:45:55] The one growing up was cute in Baltimore.
[00:45:57] There was always nicely staffed and it was right by a steakhouse.
[00:46:02] What's the name of the, I guess it's in DC.
[00:46:04] They had the old post office, which wasn't a post office.
[00:46:13] I remember going there with my grandma a couple of times when I was very small and like,
[00:46:16] because there was like a food court in it.
[00:46:21] They had an elevator from the 1800s, which I was both afraid of and respected it admired.
[00:46:27] That's exactly the right attitude to have.
[00:46:28] Yeah, I would spend often, I would, we would walk in and I'd be excited to go to the food
[00:46:40] Wanting so bad to go in there, but like scared of the gold buttons.
[00:46:43] Yeah, the gold buttons, the cage, the whole system.
[00:46:46] Was there an old man working the elevator?
[00:46:56] I never, my family literally never went to DC.
[00:46:59] We stayed within like a fucking, we went to move.
[00:47:02] We were in Greek town and maybe we went to White Marsh.
[00:47:06] I didn't go to Towson until I was like 19 years old.
[00:47:10] I mean, it's like, you're saying I went to place, but that's not, that's not went.
[00:47:22] If you know the size of Greek town, it's four.
[00:47:27] It's it's it's 30 houses that all look exactly the same.
[00:47:33] White Marsh was 20 minutes up 95 and it felt like a fucking road trip, dude.
[00:47:56] It's like I guess like houses are probably going to get cheaper.
[00:48:01] And then I'll you know, I'll get foreclosed on and I was looking.
[00:48:06] The other guy who's like 27 who has a million dollars from like zips app.
[00:48:13] We're buying your house in a short sale.
[00:48:25] Like I want to live in different parts of New York for a little longer, but I want to
[00:48:30] If I move from bedside, I move to Queens.
[00:48:35] It is, dude, I'm trying to live all over New York, dude.
[00:48:43] I want to live in the city and all that stuff and I want to live around, but eventually
[00:48:49] Eventually, I would like to buy a house in like, sunny side or like, you know, somewhere
[00:48:57] Which I sound like that just as nice, but for us, Phil, it's got weird architecture.
[00:49:00] It's a weird, like fucking like, like, like, Caspian sea vibe.
[00:49:08] Oh, there's like retarded, like Eastern European people that have a bunch of money.
[00:49:12] They're like, I want, I want to live in the house with everything.
[00:49:23] There's a neighborhood right next to Great Neck, but on the queen side, that's all like
[00:49:31] They actually named that name Jews that they named that neighborhood after the kind of
[00:49:39] After the kind of sexual stuff I'm into.
[00:49:40] But that neighborhood in Queens, like the architecture is just a catastrophe.
[00:49:45] There's parts of between Astoria and like the fucking airport, basically, like these weird
[00:49:51] fucked up neighborhood that has a ton of space, but there's nothing there and there's no
[00:49:56] But it's hysterical where it's like, you just, there's people that have built like little
[00:50:00] Parthenons, like it's just trashy as Greek people that have like columns that go up these
[00:50:06] Chinese fucking big ass marble lions marble.
[00:50:11] And what's so funny is that there are like Greek revival homes made by normal people
[00:50:17] They look fucking like some of those houses in like in DC on like fucking, I don't know,
[00:50:21] I guess like 16th or any of the avenues that lead out of this.
[00:50:28] No, these are like these are like they use like weird colored marble.
[00:50:32] Like it's like cream colored and they have like gold trim.
[00:50:39] Some of this house down in like Marine Park.
[00:50:43] Everything's like that like wavy kind of wrought iron, whatever that book is.
[00:50:49] And a lot of overlap with like the his seeds make a lot of disgusting choices.
[00:50:56] I like their cages for kids that they have.
[00:51:06] That's the other thing too is it's basically fucking China, dude.
[00:51:12] I wouldn't have to, you know, cause I'm always thinking like, Oh, I can move to China.
[00:51:15] What if I just moved the flushing and then I just spoke Chinese all day long and just
[00:51:25] I just, you know, hang out at the dim sumplace by little mahjong.
[00:51:29] You never speak English unless you're doing a pod counter word of English.
[00:51:33] Speak back and do the podcast to an interpreter from now on.
[00:51:37] Or I would just make the podcast a Chinese language audience.
[00:51:45] You know, and then you'd replace me with that Chinese guy that drinks the beers when he
[00:51:55] And Adam, you'd replace the little Chinese girl.
[00:51:56] No, they're just the, the, the 14 year old that Nick used to use to translate to his old
[00:52:05] That kid, I can salute to him a warrior.
[00:52:09] That kid rocked that whole family rocked.
[00:52:13] I'm not snitching them holding it down is the best thing I've ever heard.
[00:52:16] The kid using the kid using the N word while playing like maple story.
[00:52:28] He would always be singing like top 40 songs.
[00:52:32] I'm trying to think what we were like the hot songs in like 2014.
[00:52:57] I saw a cum shot compilation once on on set to dark horse.
[00:53:17] You know occasionally you get a nice chuckle.
[00:53:21] You a compilation guy Adam you a cum shot.
[00:53:27] He flips the image in your view but we see you.
[00:53:31] I don't know why it does that but it does.
[00:53:33] I think it's because you're used to looking at yourself in a mirror.
[00:53:37] So the like the asymmetry of your face is like jarring if you've never seen yourself.
[00:53:44] Like if you don't you're not used to seeing yourself accurately.
[00:53:48] They should make a mirror that shows you how other people see.
[00:53:53] You switch your shit and you look at your face you're like what the fuck.
[00:53:58] My face is like particularly asymmetrical.
[00:54:03] I just like pushed into my fucking head further.
[00:54:11] Yeah I couldn't figure out how to do it but I did figure out how to get looks like it
[00:54:21] looks like zoom auto updated everyone with their real name.
[00:55:13] I would love to go down the fucking bright and just get some fucking liver and onions.
[00:55:35] Although now I'm kind of you know what I'm interested in.
[00:55:38] I've never been a Bloody Mary savory drink.
[00:55:42] See this is what I want to became because I drank a lot as a teenager but I mean just
[00:55:51] I guess I was drinking a lot as a teenager but like what really sent me off was living
[00:55:55] in fucking Austin because the day drinking like world of like you know waking up hung
[00:56:01] over and then going getting fucking Bloody Mary's.
[00:56:05] Dude Bloody Mary's a brunch for fucking Moses drinking in the morning is one of the greatest
[00:56:13] It's really nice because your day you have so much hope for the day.
[00:56:17] I mean imagine that combining the optimism of because I wake up at 6 a.m. every day and
[00:56:21] no matter what even if I barely slept it feel it just feels good to be up.
[00:56:27] I feel great from 6 a.m. to fucking 930.
[00:56:34] It's like it's and then every second of the day outside of that is would normally require
[00:56:42] You know just massive amounts of alcohol and cocaine throughout the day to keep me going
[00:56:52] But if you combine the beginning of the day with alcohol actually you know what the best
[00:56:57] is to be waking up early pounding coffee till about 11 a.m. and then you switch to beer
[00:57:04] Yes I agree with that because you want to ride out the early morning optimism feel like
[00:57:09] You're wired and then and then the second it tapers off.
[00:57:14] Yeah that's when you switch to booze light up a fat little joint.
[00:57:17] The work day should be from from 545 a.m. you wake up at 530 right.
[00:57:31] Then you have an hour and a half of maybe like consumption you know maybe like broaden
[00:57:38] Make a plan for the next day or whatever you're going to do.
[00:57:43] Exercise would be fine and then and then you just then you start getting trashed.
[00:57:48] You just get now but you're in bed but you're so fucked up.
[00:57:51] Just a little bit though you got you go to brunch with your home.
[00:57:55] Oh it's and you get you get fucking cantaloupe bloody Mary's.
[00:57:58] Momos says you get you get a little you get trashed you sit there you chat you gossip.
[00:58:05] And then that should put you that should land you somewhere around 1231 p.m.
[00:58:11] Okay and that's sort of the golden hour for me with like with like joking around.
[00:58:17] So if I'm going to like if I'm going to come up with ideas for like shirts or I need to
[00:58:21] punch up a bit or I like I've written something and I need to go back and punch it up.
[00:58:26] Usually in between 1230 and two o'clock is when I can do that.
[00:58:31] I never thought of that but you're right.
[00:58:34] Oh for sure the nuts and bolts you do first thing in the morning.
[00:58:37] If you got to write if you got to write like a like an essay or something it's got to be
[00:58:41] funny you just write it like strictly premise based first thing in the morning.
[00:58:49] Anyways but now you're this is your drunk and it's one thirty you go out on the hammock
[00:58:55] you take a nap nice fucking oh fuck and I'm talking a nap you know.
[00:59:01] It's seven thirty at night you're hung over you get some cocaine in you you get fucking
[00:59:07] you get to take some pickle back shots and then the boys two baby the boys are just getting
[00:59:12] So you hop in their car one of them you wind up at some bar.
[00:59:17] Now you're blackout you don't know what's going on you've been kicked out of the bar
[00:59:23] You end up you stole your friends keys you're driving over driving around there's a homeless
[00:59:28] You know you're fucking talking to him about how you get it.
[00:59:35] You're calling him brother man because you think he's black but he's a Latina.
[00:59:52] You sleep through your alarm you miss work tomorrow the next day the fucking Brooklyn
[00:59:56] gentrifying hipster that becomes religious the second he interacts with a black person
[01:00:02] Yeah it just makes me want to throw up the Volcom preacher.
[01:00:06] All right got yeah God bless you just fucking yeah most patronizing shit in the world.
[01:00:14] And also clearly how quickly they'll just switch up how they have no belief in anything.
[01:00:20] It's like you can just be like nice day huh.
[01:00:31] Yeah I love the sandwiches here great place.
[01:00:37] Yeah it's not like they're pressing you on dot.
[01:00:39] Yeah they're not even like you don't need to create all their head and dip it in the
[01:00:43] All those motherfuckers have left though you know they're somewhere their place is like
[01:00:50] I don't know you know Connecticut Vegas just kind of places like yeah whereas the real
[01:00:57] I see Adam would be that guy if he could get any inroads with the black people right
[01:01:03] by people visually just a lot of the water before I even open my mouth.
[01:01:07] And your ass better not be thinking to say God bless you.
[01:01:17] I just have the confidence leaving my house of saying God bless that.
[01:01:35] No one is known at the Bodega reacting.
[01:01:42] Any of the Barry blast monster energies.
[01:01:50] Yeah what kind of swisher sweet so you got.
[01:02:01] I'm thinking he can get an L to try to get the guys praying he's like can you get up
[01:02:06] Yeah I'm trying to put one in the air with you brother.
[01:02:19] Damn I wonder I wonder how many motherfuckers you think people are going to like not come
[01:02:28] I don't know I mean it's like it'll be interesting to see what happens with commercial real estate
[01:02:32] because there's a lot of offices that people have been renting and they're like oh we can
[01:02:36] just make people work from home and we don't have to pay for all this commercial real estate.
[01:02:41] We work was already fucking collapsing that rented a bunch of commercial real estate anyways.
[01:02:46] Residential housing market in New York was already kind of chilling out prior to any of
[01:02:54] It's also like I don't know what the cross section of like you know homeowners looks like
[01:02:59] with all the single family homes in Brooklyn or multifamily homes it's like is it mostly
[01:03:04] people that just rent you know like a unit or two.
[01:03:08] I mean subsidizing their mortgage with it or areas it's mostly fucking rich the most
[01:03:12] the place that emptied out are like rich areas so it's like Queens is not I mean where I'm
[01:03:18] at it's pretty fucking regular we're like I'm sure bed size like that too it's mostly
[01:03:23] like fucking the upper west side like yeah you know fucking well a lot of people I mean
[01:03:28] the New York Times published that infographic with like the numbers of address forwarding
[01:03:33] requests per like breakdown by neighborhood and it's a it's like a lot.
[01:03:38] Really yeah you tell me like a big like a five block window and there's like a hundred
[01:03:41] people that have like long you know if you guys gone into Manhattan at all.
[01:03:46] I drove through it yeah I want to I did some when I got the car off back on the ground.
[01:03:52] I mean it's it's literally I can because I do drive around I mean you know yeah but you're
[01:03:58] It's no I mean it's maybe a little bit less traffic yeah my fucking car really people
[01:04:05] I got shut off on the BQE yesterday and there's like I had like and there's no shoulders
[01:04:09] either I just like stop in the middle of the tree.
[01:04:12] Yeah but you know it's like I guess is now I'll die but yeah and that would be you know
[01:04:17] what I feel like that's like a that's good for me.
[01:04:21] It's like down with the ship down with the Volvo 88 88 the 2020 getting creamed on the
[01:04:40] I was going to get your car off this went into neutral or something.
[01:04:44] Now what had happened was as I had done some other shit the other night I said to like
[01:04:52] fix some power steering issue and then I guys come in the in the key.
[01:04:56] I had the battery out and then the battery tray was like kind of it was like there was
[01:05:00] like I just want to clean it off so I put the battery back in the car and then I just kind
[01:05:04] of put the cables on the terminals and didn't tighten them down on the way so the cable
[01:05:12] the old dumb bitch alert cable the alternator was just a little loose so just shut off so
[01:05:16] I just took two seconds to fix but dumb bitch alert is that is it someone at your door.
[01:05:29] I would first of all why would it alert you dumb bitch why would it alert you if a dumb
[01:05:34] bitch lived there wouldn't alert you that someone's at the door you're at the dumb
[01:05:40] Can I talk about how mad I am that they renovated quote unquote the Maryland house.
[01:05:50] Yeah they made it look like the fucking because you know they opened the Chesapeake house.
[01:05:54] Which was nice because it's like the first of all the Maryland house is like the perfect.
[01:06:01] Yeah the the the move the ultimate fact I move of like let's get out on the road and
[01:06:06] then we'll get some which is like yeah immediately yeah well we're gonna need to stop at road
[01:06:15] Dude I know when I'm really fucking when I'm on my eating bullshit when I stop at the
[01:06:18] Maryland house because when you get there I'm 40 minutes from my house like there's
[01:06:23] no reason to stop there but the spread is beautiful they got it all they opened the
[01:06:27] Chesapeake house and that one sucked but I remember being excited about the Chesapeake
[01:06:32] house opening but they also renovated the Maryland house because it used to be that cool old
[01:06:35] like fucking big colonial style building.
[01:06:43] Now it's like some new style shit just like the Chesapeake house.
[01:06:47] Yeah a lot of glass they got all the same restaurants Jesus fucking Christ man.
[01:06:56] There's just people just blowing up my fucking spot left and right.
[01:07:01] Why are you thinking about the Maryland house?
[01:07:16] Actually I got a this is business so I got to take this phone call.
[01:07:25] They got Wendy oh they got the Philips Wendy's Jerry subs of pizza.
[01:07:29] Caritos burritos which if you want to change your pace and they have a car vel in there
[01:07:41] But I guess that's going to do it for us folks.
[01:07:44] Watch Stobby solves your problems on Twitch this Friday at six.
[01:07:50] That's a great if you want advice from Ian 903 883 stop call in and leave a voicemail.
[01:07:57] We got I got three new shirts out this week.
[01:07:59] I'm rolling out some more soon but the shop is fully functional again.
[01:08:05] They're printed up everything being sent out.
[01:08:08] I don't just go just go look at the shirt.
[01:08:14] If something appeals to you then get it.
[01:08:19] We're still in the market research phase of me figuring out how to make t-shirts because
[01:08:26] And these are the ones that is really hard selling.
[01:08:33] I mean that's things artwork and offset.
[01:08:39] But imagine imagine the ones Nick throws away.
[01:08:43] The ones that don't see the light of day.
[01:08:48] Imagine ones me and Adam are just like oh yeah that's something.
[01:08:56] You find a couple of retards to wear that.
[01:08:58] But I tell you the shirts thing this is I mean I've never I've like this is what this is
[01:09:05] It's filled the void that's been missing since I stopped writing.