Cum Town | Regular | 06/25/2020
[00:00:00] Bill and heads excellent bill and heads excellent get sex
[00:00:09] Sometimes boys, you know you get to a point in your life where you put as much as you can into a thing and
[00:00:16] You know you you feel like it's kind of grown stagnant. There's nothing you can do
[00:00:21] You feel it odds with the world sure and you say what is it's better to burn out or fade away?
[00:00:27] Mmm-hmm. Neil young you look at the Neil young poster on the wall. You say Neil. I need some guidance here and
[00:00:38] So's Neil Neil's naked. I remember that
[00:00:42] Neil Neil young and crazy horse the poster is the album cover has got the huge horse
[00:00:48] Yeah, that's why the band was man surprised there's no musician that ever did that
[00:00:52] It's like yeah, let's put me on the cover naked, but my penis is let's make it real. It lays huge
[00:00:58] Well the peps used to wear tube socks on their dicks to make them. Yeah, but just to go full album coverage is completely out
[00:01:06] It's our just rendering of your very photorealistic penis. It looks like your penis, but
[00:01:12] Anyways, there's a Rolling Stones album where you try to see a guy's cock. It's Andy Warhol's boyfriends cockprint through a gene
[00:01:21] But yeah, but he had boyfriend he just licked the penis
[00:01:31] The way he fucks is the way the owl from the tootsie pop commercials anyway, sometimes you try to
[00:01:36] Try to quit the podcast and walk away and then what happens
[00:01:40] Mill walkie PD done fucked around and had a check a child sex ring my boy my boy needs to broadcast
[00:01:49] The first one I think I'm straight the octopus fuck me in the ass
[00:01:55] Octopus reaches its long tentacle out and says remember
[00:02:00] Remember this remember how the world works wait. What's the story that they were running a child prostitution ring?
[00:02:06] Yeah, it's like it's so funny. It's because it's like people are like calling for like community policing, right?
[00:02:13] What would that look like and the first crime they the community solves is
[00:02:32] We're gonna do community policing and then fucking these Democrats these Democrat elites are like yeah, that's a good idea
[00:02:39] We'll get it. That's a concession we can make for most most part
[00:02:42] We think that means private police and all of the institutions that we really want to protect or just hire
[00:02:48] Remain in black water in the community police are immediately like Brian Singer David
[00:02:56] Like bump bump bump. We've arrested the pyramid with the eye on top of it
[00:03:01] It's gonna suck when all the community police in Milwaukee
[00:03:05] Kill themselves by shooting themselves in the back of the head
[00:03:08] Yeah, dude those videos are fucking wild because it's like broad daylight
[00:03:12] There's all these people gathering outside of the house where there's like girl is these abducted girls are supposedly at they trace their cell phones
[00:03:19] They're and you can see there's one guy is a video
[00:03:21] There's just people like shooting out of the house and
[00:03:25] Like this guy's like come on y'all get get the kids out the way
[00:03:29] Let's see what's going on and they're just like walking in the gunfire
[00:03:32] They're like get these get the kids down the street. Holy shit. Make the kids go down the street big
[00:03:37] Respect. Yeah, let's walk over to where the gunshots come with his live got live ammo rounds
[00:03:43] But just like the nonchalant way that I mean it's like that never like hood video where the gun comes out
[00:03:49] Yeah, whether it was one there's like the you saw the one like two months or maybe six months ago
[00:03:53] Is this two fat black girls and she's like she's she fit in the roll up here
[00:03:58] I'm gonna beat her ass and then the car pulls up and the woman in the car immediately just shoots the other
[00:04:03] And then one of the one of the one of the one of the fat women is just on the ground and she's like, you know
[00:04:12] Oh, yeah doing the shot. She got you I got shot my ass. Oh
[00:04:18] And then the other girls like checking her hair and she's like I'm about to get off
[00:04:26] So chill about getting shot. Yeah, yeah, I've seen that video
[00:04:30] I would be crying. Yeah, the community police are way more chilled than the regular police. Yeah, they're chill blokes
[00:04:37] Yeah, but they have like a flak jackets on or guns or
[00:04:43] Uniforms think that's against them. That's not the point the community police. Well the community police in this instance is literally just a mob
[00:04:53] The flip side if you just if you like had that
[00:04:56] You know say, you know play that because first of all, I don't care what the situation is
[00:05:02] You know you care about the pedophilia which it may be a case where it's not it could just be a lone pedophile
[00:05:08] Sure who abducted some girl and then she's in the house now the police should go in and rescue the girl or whatever
[00:05:13] But if it is this just some lone pedophile that abducted a kid. It's like I'm not really at the point where I think like
[00:05:26] Link somebody in the streets because they trace the cell phone
[00:05:31] But I will say if we had if you had to in a perfect world flip
[00:05:36] One group of people for innocent black people getting lynched by police
[00:05:41] Pedophile you could do a lot worse than pedophile. I'd say I don't think it should happen
[00:05:45] But I think that's progress if we trade black teenage teenagers getting yeah
[00:05:50] Go into the convenience store. I don't know if it's for a bit of trade like that
[00:05:53] So I think I don't think it's even trade. I think in fact we're winning the side of justice wins now again
[00:06:00] Let me highlight we shouldn't there should be due process, but what happens the step-by-step
[00:06:06] Give the pedophile to the real police. I don't think justice exists now. It is the truth really and that's something
[00:06:12] No, I mean it and really like if you if you accept the idea of like community policing and mob justice as like the
[00:06:18] Like corrective answer to like a system that is fundamentally broken
[00:06:23] Mm-hmm, and it's a system based on presumably truth and justice and due process and all this but really the whole thing exists to protect
[00:06:30] You know pedophilia rings. Yep. Yeah, I mean and that sounds pretty in pedophilia
[00:06:35] That sounds like hyperbole, but no at the source of everything if we really really get down to it
[00:06:41] Really and that's you know Epstein kind of gave us a peek of that and that's why you know killed himself or didn't right wink wink is
[00:06:48] Is that at the base of the whole thing? It's like look you can have truth and justice
[00:06:52] but the cornerstone of the whole thing is
[00:06:58] generational wealth going back hundreds of years
[00:07:01] Incestially raping and sacrificing children to Satan. I do I don't know about to Satan, but yeah everything else. I'm with you
[00:07:07] No, it is same. I don't think it has a religious overtonest stop is one of the pedophiles no
[00:07:14] Stop very powerful as we know himself pulling a crystal ear here stops all
[00:07:20] Money yeah, I'm my my family's one of the one of the store the Halcus family going back to Athens
[00:07:28] Going back to Plato. They're sucking a fucking their cover of your dad's carpentry practice with feral cats
[00:07:34] It's perfect. Well, I mean it's entirely it doesn't need to be old money
[00:07:39] Well, I work in entertainment and you did because here look I'm easily manipulated and I don't have any bearing on reality
[00:07:46] So maybe the powers that be tricked me some way into forming the podcast with you to elevate you
[00:07:52] And I'm just some sort of vessel being used by the elite elevate me to get to this point
[00:07:58] So that you can say there's no such thing as global pedophiles
[00:08:01] I said I said I don't think it's Satan. I don't think there's any religious thing
[00:08:05] I just think the rich people like to fuck children
[00:08:10] Imagery because everybody everybody like likes to look cool
[00:08:17] Like the KKK like they have their little costumes and you know
[00:08:22] But biker gangs have like a little emblem so I'm sure pedophiles have their own little costumes, but
[00:08:31] How funny would be I'm funny would be from who from birth of a nation
[00:08:35] Like Demille thought it was a who was it was this Cecil B. No, it was yeah
[00:08:40] It was it was a Billy Wilder the right Billy Wilder all cost
[00:08:46] I thought he'd be Billy Wilder. I thought it was the it was no, what's his name the other but birth of a nation
[00:08:52] They thought it was like a cool image to burn across wait really and then the clan was like that is really cool
[00:08:57] Yeah, and then they still doing it. Yeah, I'll never forget Tom Myers started a comedy group called the heathens of comedy
[00:09:04] And they had a burning crosses their logo
[00:09:08] Funny it didn't even occur. It was atheism for Tom. It was like Bill Marstile atheism that he thought he was being a part of
[00:09:25] Delia the other thing about Delia is that his dad was like a Hollywood producer was he yeah?
[00:09:30] So you know were you seeing the video of Delia saying oh, yeah, it's like snapchat
[00:09:36] No, no, no not the snapchat video. Oh, that's the one I'm talking about. What do you think they have these parties?
[00:09:41] Yeah, he's like oh, yeah, sure so all of these producers
[00:09:44] They admit to it with each other and they have parties where they're just you're okay. Yeah sure pal
[00:09:57] Which is like Chris you're literally spelling out what literally happens. Yeah
[00:10:05] That's the most classic like oh sure didn't who had a joke like that?
[00:10:08] Well, maybe Joe list somebody who they were like just admit to whatever you did, but sarcastically. He's like oh, yeah
[00:10:14] I fucked your sister like that. That's what Chris Delia did. Yeah, he really thought that was gonna work
[00:10:20] It is funny though with all these accusations against Alia. There's like a couple of women that are like yeah
[00:10:26] Just throwing my throwing my story out there
[00:10:29] And then they posted a screenshot of them DMing him being like let's hang out. I'm 25
[00:10:38] I'm like all right, but then other women being like this is sick
[00:10:45] Thank you. Yeah, gassy. Yeah, that really white women just cannot they just think they really cannot
[00:10:52] Just stop they see the black lives matter thing and they're like yeah
[00:10:56] Black lives matter and then they try to like you know get in front of the protest and then they kind of get pushed off the side
[00:11:02] Shielding like victimization is like it's like a big fat pregnant dog with a bunch of nipples and white women are like the runt
[00:11:14] Just trying to get to one of the nipples to suck on the teeth of victimization. What about me?
[00:11:22] Yeah, I mean, you know he did puppies name pucks some children
[00:11:25] Yeah, but not that not that yeah, you're talking about lady. Yes, not this there is a specific style of lady
[00:11:33] There's a way I'm not defending crystal. We did when you said white women are
[00:11:39] Hopping on victimization. It did seem like every woman. No, there's he's saying that they're women
[00:11:45] I know. Yeah, the ones they're like trying to smash Chris right that now we're trying to do like yeah, exactly. Yes
[00:11:53] And he let's make this clear too. The reason I'm not defending crystal. Yeah, I have not looked into the accusations at all
[00:12:00] I have not fucking really paid attention to it people said he fucked underage girls and it's like sure whatever. I don't care
[00:12:13] Is I don't I've seen like maybe 30 seconds of his stand up and it seems like bullshit. It's always seem like bullshit
[00:12:20] Uh, you know, I fucking have no interest in I mean maybe maybe kind of that m&m impression
[00:12:26] I thought was funny pretty good. I'm not bad that one was all right, but outside of that
[00:12:31] I don't you know and it's like it is it is like a
[00:12:36] Superficial thing, but like yeah, he's got a hateable fit
[00:12:40] I mean, I don't understand you can look at that guy and be like this guy seems cool
[00:12:44] Right, right, right? Yeah, and yet so many people did this guy doesn't seem because it's comedy
[00:12:49] For shitheads, right? It's like you know, I mean, he's very popular with fucking
[00:13:02] fucking pop garbage. Yeah, you know what i mean? Yeah, exactly. I'm like our show. Yeah, we're the fucking underground
[00:13:08] Yeah, we're black. I'm an eco, but the good black bitch Mike vowily black flag
[00:13:13] Yeah, the kind of beats people up for calling them the skater fag
[00:13:18] Don't I don't think I've heard I think I heard like one or two black flag songs
[00:13:23] The flag is pretty cool. They got a couple cool images. I've seen
[00:13:28] What is that that's like an antifa style band, right? Yeah, Henry Rollins
[00:13:34] Henry Rollins is a hank Rollins annoying
[00:13:38] Why don't you go by your name? If you're named Henry, you got to go by Hank. I think he has autism does he?
[00:13:43] I think people they spent 20 years speculating whether or not he was gay and the question they should have been asking is is this man?
[00:13:54] Yeah, that's true. That is true. You don't you don't typically think of an angry guy's autistic
[00:14:00] Yeah, but he's he can he has angry autism perhaps. Right. That's what he's that's what he's autistic for is yelling at people
[00:14:08] Yeah, the man that looks like the flat a mouth emoji
[00:14:11] That's true. Yeah, that's his vibe. Yeah
[00:14:15] Wait, his whole vibe is that he's vegan, right? But buff. He's one of those guys. Is he vegan? I think I don't know. Maybe I'm
[00:14:23] Who here sounds like you know a lot about him. You want to kiss him? I don't want to kiss him. No, dude
[00:14:35] And I saw a lot of any beach that you go to as a gay beach. No, I saw a lot of a lot of those guys there
[00:14:44] Incredibly hot guys. Oh, yeah, john cena guys guys with their cocks out. Oh, it was pretty
[00:14:49] Flacid tanning their cocks. Did you go yesterday? I went to yeah, I went on no, I went I came home yesterday
[00:14:56] I went to go I voted. Yeah, I voted for jibari and bernie. Yeah, I just I marched in
[00:15:03] I said tell me who the non-black characters are
[00:15:12] Show me the non-black name. No mask. Yeah, excuse me. I want to know
[00:15:21] Don't try and sneak a chinese in there either
[00:15:24] It don't sneak a chinese guy named thaw in there
[00:15:26] I miss voting in china time because the ballots were all maybe the this one was too and I just didn't pay attention
[00:15:31] But did I mean definitely the candidates the local candidates. Oh, yeah, trying to tell them we're all like well
[00:15:42] You have greek people running in the story. Well, I put it against the assembly. I put it against
[00:15:46] There's a there's a bandit. It's a Arnold our vella simotas
[00:15:51] Yeah, I was like hit the fucking bricks bitch. I got my boy zohana or whatever the fuck his name
[00:15:55] You got it. You got the show on. Yeah, is he chill? Yeah, he's good
[00:15:58] I voted for that guy in shabari. He seemed all right. I think he lost didn't he live?
[00:16:04] No, I think they're waiting on abs and teas and oh really is up big. Yeah, he was
[00:16:09] At least last night or an early this morning. Yeah. Oh time
[00:16:13] I think that because this time around so many mail. Yeah, there was like an like an unprecedented amount of mail
[00:16:19] Yeah, no, there was some hard dickery going on though for sure
[00:16:22] The guy in the Bronx who fucking beat did he win angles bitch ass
[00:16:26] He won yeah, he won sick. He smashed his little pussy hole
[00:16:31] Even with hillary that's so funny hillary. That's the only guy that she endorsed
[00:16:39] She's fucking cursed. Oh for fucking 12
[00:16:45] Hillary Hillary needs a dub dude. She can't catch one. She can't
[00:16:49] Um, yeah, no, it was it was Korea. What is the last race you I can't wait to see what second term donald trump looks like
[00:16:57] God dude. I hope you know cool uniforms. Yeah, he's gonna stop her and see we're gonna be horrible
[00:17:03] Dude, I hope he we don't even our nazis won't even be hugo boss. We'll have like fucking old navy
[00:17:08] I hope he starts wearing nazi unit military style uniforms
[00:17:14] Palettes the picture of him looking sad after the rally so funny helicopter was pretty
[00:17:21] And I like he has a hilarious amount of like
[00:17:30] I think you should just go straight up blackface for the second would be for that would be just fucking just completely black
[00:17:37] He's like what you said. I thought this is what you wanted
[00:17:39] I said this is gonna be he's gonna he's one of the darkest president's
[00:17:45] You see him it looked he's beautiful. It looks like a fresh Hershey kiss
[00:17:55] That would be cool if that was what birther is you know, he says he says he was born in africa. There's no evidence
[00:18:06] Some Hawaiian we saw it he had a birth certificate. It's made out of lua lua petals
[00:18:17] I don't think they have any coconuts in can you maybe we could get the tina you want to check on that
[00:18:27] Oh fuck. Oh, yeah, I feel you know, he's gonna be sad dude because he loves crushing it rallies, dude
[00:18:33] Yeah, but I think I think once they get work around it zoom once he work around
[00:18:42] Once he works around the tick-tock kids sabotaging his rallies. That's so funny because it's back firing the most retarded people in the world
[00:18:50] Thought that 4chan made him win the election last time around are now making the mistake of thinking that kpop stands
[00:18:59] Are gonna be the reason that he loses. I know also like the same exact shit is 2016. Yeah, we're fucked mate
[00:19:07] Yeah, it's gonna be pretty fucking horrible
[00:19:09] Biden just keep that motherfucker to bunker. I don't understand what the fuck are kpop saying. How is this like?
[00:19:15] You know, I don't know I think but I don't understand how that's like a cohesive like coherent
[00:19:23] Like description of a type of group of people. I think they I think they're like 12 year old kids that just constantly close the pictures of korean boys
[00:19:32] Yeah, but it's not even it's like one. It's like it's such a large genre. It's like oh well
[00:19:38] Fans of rock and roll stop. Yeah, but I think they all behave the same way online. Yeah, there's a code of ethics
[00:19:45] But I'm saying it's it's so alien to me. I guess I don't you know, I'm not gonna be on tick-tock either
[00:19:49] That'll never happen. Yeah, that's really sad seeing comedians get on tick-tock. Oh, broons comedians comedians who were like
[00:19:59] And the guys that were like young new comics who are now old old and they were old when I was new
[00:20:08] That makes any sense. Yeah, they were like 28. I mean like guys that are yeah guys that were like in their
[00:20:14] Early to mid 30s when I was like 21 22. Yeah, just starting to pop off
[00:20:22] You know, I'm old but they're old old and they're getting on tick-tock and it's like let's
[00:20:30] Bruises kill comedy like lip-syncing. Yeah, like they do it one thing. It's one thing some people just posted
[00:20:38] They're standing but that's bad enough. I would say put whatever I don't give a fuck
[00:20:46] That we should get rid of the police. Well, c'mon. Yeah, the police are abolished, right?
[00:20:50] Yes, go community policing, but then we also abolish 90 percent of the entertainment industry. That's great. Yeah comedy is done
[00:20:58] Abs fire. It's fucking gone. Yeah, they all of the clubs are gone. You're not allowed to run a bar show
[00:21:04] You're not allowed to do a zoom comedy show
[00:21:07] You're not even allowed to have an Instagram
[00:21:08] You're not allowed to put comedian in your instagram
[00:21:11] In fact, you can beat you can be on instagram
[00:21:13] But you're not allowed to indicate that the things you're saying or doing are supposed to be funny in any professional or marketable
[00:21:20] Capacity and then people can just read your dog shit post as the thoughts of a regular person and there is nothing to distinguish you from your aunt
[00:21:29] On facebook. Yeah, literally not a fucking thing. Yep. It doesn't automatically make a content, right?
[00:21:36] Yes, because because you won't be able to put comedian in your oh my god
[00:21:40] Yeah, you'll just you'll just be a fucking guy who writes way too long of fucking comments
[00:21:46] That's who you'll be your descriptions will be too long people be like oh great pun people roll their eyes. Oh, yeah
[00:21:56] Delivered tell us how we did your panasonic k kjb as one and a loop sea size battery adapters have arrived dude congrats
[00:22:04] Oh my god. What are those for if this I'm good. Good. See me. I have a um
[00:22:10] I got a tent and an air mattress and the air mattress takes
[00:22:14] D cell batteries that like the thing that inflates it and everything in my house
[00:22:19] I use antelope pro rechargeable batteries, okay, because I don't buy fucking double batteries
[00:22:24] But they do not make D cell rechargeable batteries adapter
[00:22:28] So I had to get the adapters I could put my rechargeable batteries in the fucking air mattress instead of just going through a million fucking
[00:22:36] D cell batteries every time I go you're gonna go camping. I am gonna go. You're gonna go glamping
[00:22:41] What do you mean glamping? You're gonna set up a power strip in there. No, no power strip. No power strip
[00:22:46] No, you I'm going I'm going hatchet hunting
[00:22:50] I'm gonna go hatchet hunt dogs in the woods
[00:22:52] When you were when you were when you were fucking 11 years old you let puppies out to the wilderness
[00:23:03] And now you're just time to get them back. I'm just hatching hunting speaking Chinese to the dogs as I stalk them from the tree top
[00:23:08] On the tree line in the trees at Central Park
[00:23:27] Yeah, just fucking hatcheting a bunch of fucking wiener dogs. Mmm. Yeah, what you fucking doodles
[00:23:40] Asians were trying to pull a little pull a little they were they're next on the list after white women
[00:23:46] They were trying to hop on BLM dude that fucking retard Brian Yang trying to drag megan amoram. Did you see that? I saw that I did not but
[00:23:54] I saw it on Twitter all these like dog shit Chinese comedians
[00:24:00] I don't know how to fucking else say it, but it's is stand up. Who is he who knows?
[00:24:05] I don't know who he is. Here's the bottom line is that
[00:24:08] fucking Megan is one of the best joke writers there is
[00:24:12] No, Megan is extremely fucking talented and it's I don't know. I mean, you know, absolutely does not want me defending her
[00:24:20] Right. Not at all. Not helped to have me fucking defending her but like
[00:24:26] Like, you know for for somebody to in retrospect look back and say that wasn't fucking funny
[00:24:32] When you've never produced anything even as close to being as funny as that
[00:24:36] And and and recontextualize it in 2020 and say oh, this isn't okay now and not even
[00:24:44] Incredible. That's incredible to see like well, let me just let me just give you a bunch of shit
[00:24:49] Oh, you didn't see it. I really didn't know I saw his name and I saw that he was off
[00:24:54] But I didn't know what I mean it was way beyond because I thought he was the guy from SNL a lot of people know
[00:25:00] No, that's Boeing. Yeah, that's Boeing Yang. Not Brian. Yeah, that's you know, this is the only racist thing that's happened
[00:25:04] Yeah, that was you're the only racist. I'm sorry. I apologize. I'm listening. Yeah, that guy's funny
[00:25:12] But yeah, no his old tweets were fucking like I mean because this has happened a lot
[00:25:20] But he his shit was just fucking like that's incredible, you know, but like the fucking Jews control
[00:25:33] That's delicious. Yeah to do to be the kind of person's like first of all it's like okay
[00:25:38] Well, she apologized like what do you want from her you want her not to fucking work?
[00:25:42] He's just trying to catch a little clout off of it
[00:25:46] And he's like, you know saying that Megan's my friend and so it's really disappointing to see this from her and friend
[00:25:51] He's like what the fuck, you know, trying to establish himself as like a colleague of Megan's in this call out
[00:25:57] And then people dig up his old tweets and then he's going he's like, I'm doing the work. You're right
[00:26:05] No one cares about your shitty jokes, man
[00:26:08] They're calling you out for being a hypocrite and the only way he can respond is by being like, you're right
[00:26:13] It's fucked up. I did the work and I'm gonna continue working to not be
[00:26:17] To question myself and it's like this is and you know what it's it's ridiculous
[00:26:23] Remember when this when this bullshit started happening in like 2012
[00:26:29] I thought you know in my stupid naive mind. I thought well eventually it'll come full circle
[00:26:34] It'll bite these people in the ass and then they'll learn the lesson like oh, maybe we shouldn't cancel people, right?
[00:26:39] I thought that's what would happen and no now this whole new cycle is emerged where he doesn't need to apologize for being a hypocrite
[00:26:47] It's like he kind of benefits from that happening. I mean he doesn't because he's a fucking moron
[00:26:54] But like you get now now all of these all of the people that are a part of these established institutions
[00:26:59] So somebody like Megan who again? I do think it's funny. I don't think she's like a TV writer
[00:27:03] There's nothing's gonna happen to me. Yeah, even if her old tweets actually were offensive and they were like, you know
[00:27:15] I just want to be serious here for a moment
[00:27:19] Yeah, I feel like we should push all the Chinese people off
[00:27:26] Directly over the ocean we should either round up every Chinese person all the Chinese people on the edge of a precipice
[00:27:32] And then inflate a bouncy castle in front of them and told they're pushed off
[00:27:38] And that's I'll get back to jokes in a second right after this we're going back to joke now. Let's hit the joke and joke starting now
[00:27:47] Literally even if that had been the fucking case
[00:27:50] It's like Megan's protected by the fucking industry. She creates a lot of value. Yeah, she's valuable in it
[00:27:56] It's in it it counts always fall back on that. Yeah, and so she is insulated by virtue of being you know
[00:28:03] Just has value of the fucking industry right and so for her to be caught and now apologize
[00:28:09] It benefits her. It's almost it's better because now she has
[00:28:13] More of a leg to stand on somehow through some twisted logic right right right in the future when somebody else gets caught
[00:28:20] She gets to chime in as the person that grew as the reform as the I
[00:28:26] Disappoint even I'm calling this out or whatever. It's bullshit as someone who used to behave this way
[00:28:34] This whole thing is just fucking bullshit. So it's like there's no way out
[00:28:38] I mean, it's just like that's the way it works now. Yeah, it definitely seems that everybody just fucking
[00:28:43] Says an apology and says how horrified they are and it's like you weren't you weren't at the time and it's like
[00:28:50] Yeah, it's fucked up, but it's like what you're not you weren't a piece of shit for making those jokes
[00:28:54] You weren't just fucking the world's different now fine. You won't make those jokes anymore same shit with 30 rock right 30 rocks fucking
[00:29:01] They didn't take the blackface off and it's like okay. Well, is it your fault society was fucking like that back then?
[00:29:07] It's not even yeah exactly. I mean, it's like everybody talks about things in terms of systemic problems, right?
[00:29:12] Right. Okay. Well, then what are these systemic problems or are they are they individual problems and personal problems?
[00:29:19] You can't have it both ways. Yeah, it's one thing to say. I'm not gonna do that shit anymore versus like yeah
[00:29:24] That's what the fuck that's what was happening even fucking 10 years ago. Yeah, like 30 rock was on NBC
[00:29:35] That's so funny. It was like it was like the joke was Jenna's a fucking idiot
[00:29:38] She's a kind of person who does blackface, but that was acceptable back then. That's the whole idea with all these like statues being torn down as conservatives were like
[00:29:46] Well, first today they're tearing down the statue of the guy that invented rape and slaves
[00:29:58] Came up. He said well, not only can they fucking make the air conditioner work
[00:30:03] Which was the number one useless lady a lot of people and other they think it's cotton. It was actually they was a sea
[00:30:09] Blow on big big ol box of ice big ol lips blow on block ice all through the house
[00:30:14] That's where jazz came from a lot of people that yeah
[00:30:21] Yeah, that was the air air air conditioning is where it started with
[00:30:25] Anyways, well, anyway that guy Jeremiah slave raper came by and he said well, what have we fucked him?
[00:30:30] And and that's all that's that's all the statue and we're getting rid of history
[00:30:34] And that's all the statue means is that it's cool to be cool
[00:30:42] And that's just a part of history or whatever. They're like, so what if we have an 80 foot monument to him?
[00:30:47] Yeah, city hall. Yeah, and it's like, okay, first of all, I don't I can't imagine giving a shit about any statue
[00:30:56] Who can't it's a fucking it's for birds to shit off
[00:31:00] Yeah, it's to put in the middle of like traffic circles, which if you look at that statue you'll get into an accident
[00:31:07] Yeah, that's that's they're they go in the ones in dc lafayette circle
[00:31:10] They go in the middle of the most poorly designed type of interchange
[00:31:15] On roadways and that's really what I want to talk about. Yeah
[00:31:19] Is that we need to get rid of traffic circles. That's that's a monument. We need some riddo may sonic lodge bulge
[00:31:25] There we go. Say take pedophile. So exactly. Yep. We're not talking about the traffic
[00:31:29] I was laughing about like national treasure five once we've like fully just let like
[00:31:35] The epstinality of the world like filter its way through the markets where everyone just not only
[00:31:41] Except that there's nothing you can do about the pedophile
[00:31:45] Global rings, but you accept it as a necessary part of life
[00:31:50] All right, and it's just nicholas cage just being like on the back of the
[00:31:55] Declaration of independence sarna cluster of child's pussy
[00:31:59] And taught thomas jefferson how to fuck a child in the house
[00:32:03] And this is and then it's just like rated pg 13
[00:32:10] Anyways, so yeah, but cuz everyone like oh well we tear this statue down
[00:32:14] What's gonna happen when we want to turn on george washington and people like oh, that's never gonna happen
[00:32:19] And then of course it's happening now. They're tearing up. Yeah, george washington, but it's like
[00:32:22] Well, you will have to get rid of every statue
[00:32:26] Eventually, and it's like well then there has to be we should only have one statue
[00:32:32] And it should be one guy who do you think chris redorner? Yeah chris dorner because it satisfies everything right the the
[00:32:39] I mean troop military. He's a mill. He's a milli di guy. He's a black guy. He never had slaves
[00:32:45] I mean there's any there's so many different entry points into chris dorner
[00:32:49] That he is he may seem like a radical, but he's actually the perfect compromise of what he's not so authority and anti
[00:32:56] He's like a john brown figure more. He's more than john brown. He's more than john brown
[00:33:01] Cuz like yeah, there's that white guilt element chris door chris for dorner and I said it before is the only american hero
[00:33:07] That's ever lit. That's right. There's a lot. There's been a lot of people with good ideas
[00:33:10] Uh-huh, but he's the only one that's a hero. I agree with that. I hit the man
[00:33:14] Anyone anyone can anyone can have ideas and feelings. That's meaningless. Yeah, it means absolutely fucking nothing to have principles
[00:33:21] Sure, it means something to have guns and tactical ability and kill police officers
[00:33:28] And I think they're family members he had
[00:33:31] He wrote manifestos and he shot cops. Yeah, that's what that's I know. He was a poet
[00:33:39] Have you read the manifestos available? I love manifestos, dude. Yeah, what about streetlight manifesto
[00:33:47] For you if you like getting fucking high off cbd oil. Oh my god. Not oil flower brother flower
[00:33:54] That's what they call it. I personally I think it's gay to call it flower. No
[00:33:58] You give girls flowers. So it's almost like you're getting pussy. You spoke it. Anyways, let's put it
[00:34:02] Let's put it this way. There's a company called cushy dream. Oh my god. It's flower for god
[00:34:09] I'm gonna cut you off, but we do a lot of we have a lot of advertising
[00:34:14] Right and we're not gonna say that we don't because we've been paid money
[00:34:17] We're not gonna say that we don't think a lot of them are good
[00:34:20] We love and respect every we love and respect but I will say this about cushy dreams
[00:34:26] In the what they have sent to me. I am a fucking cbd smoker believer
[00:34:32] I fucking popped a little bit of the fucking chill
[00:34:34] They and that's the other beauty of this nick. They have a lot of strains
[00:34:38] Yeah, you want to get your day started boom. We got energy right you want to calm down. We got fucking we got chill
[00:34:45] Well, I'll say this because I fucking hate weed and I try I try to force myself to smoke weed
[00:34:50] I put it off for days on end. I remember your texts. That's about it
[00:34:54] Yeah, I'll just put it off because I don't like I don't like the idea because if it's not if it's not good
[00:34:58] Then I'm well fuck now. I'm just high a lot of my friends
[00:35:01] I have stopped smoking weed because they just are in their head and they get anxious. I just get anxious
[00:35:05] It doesn't I can't fucking do it and then it's like now. I'm high. I can't think
[00:35:09] I'm like I have shit that I need to do. It's the thing
[00:35:13] It's like weed is for fucking children. Yes
[00:35:15] I like to smoke weed to completely turn my brain off and start and like fast forward to the next day
[00:35:22] But when you're fucking puffing on cushy dreams
[00:35:24] Anyways, but the point is this I can do shit
[00:35:27] I've done I've taken the vapes with CBD vapes and gummies before and it was bullshit
[00:35:31] Didn't do anything and I kind of like concluded for myself personally that CBD would only work if you've never once smoked weed
[00:35:40] Right, like we've thought yeah, that was a hypothesis
[00:35:45] Oh fucking because I mean it is funny ultimately what this company sells is just bullshit weed
[00:35:50] Those tools weed is it if they've that's but you know what that's where I am in my life
[00:35:59] But I tell you what I do like is the satisfaction of having
[00:36:03] Fin when I'm finished being high where I'm like well, I'm not high anymore
[00:36:09] You know for the rest of the day where you just feel kind of a nice little baseline buzz
[00:36:13] And I guess I didn't realize until I smoked this because she dreams bullshit that all that is is just fucking like CBD
[00:36:20] So you take one of these like pre rolls to the face. I love the pre rolls
[00:36:24] Yeah, this is like the last night. I smoked the fucking whole pretty little fatty boom bad
[00:36:28] No, I hit the pre roll and then I fucking I I hit the soo right
[00:36:33] I get it. They're down. They're not a sponsor. Sure, but that's it fucking well. No, it's definitely like I don't know what
[00:36:44] But like there's something that makes it like easier to
[00:36:48] Like you know how when you smoke and then if you have like a paper cut you're like hyper aware of it sure or a bug
[00:36:53] Bite. Yeah, it's not necessarily it doesn't like hurt more, but you're just aware of it
[00:36:59] So when you combine that like that with like working out trigger points in your back
[00:37:03] It's like easier to figure out where they are and apply pressure to
[00:37:07] For me. Interesting. Spider-man. Yeah, I just like close my eyes and I'll spend like an hour on that fucking thing
[00:37:13] You're in your body more. Yeah. Yeah, and it feels great. Yeah
[00:37:16] Um, so there's a combination of the two because your dreams who sponsors us and so right who should because
[00:37:24] I'd like one I'm disabled. Yes, dawg would like one
[00:37:27] You might turn the life around you could save my life. So right you might be too big for them
[00:37:32] Well, you know, I might be but let's find out until you start your own fat guys
[00:37:43] Fat so needs to come back. That's all right. That's a rule
[00:37:48] Such a great one. That's a I got nothing against fat. Yeah
[00:37:51] I'm a man who understands the power of words and I know when I see a fucking s class word because his songs are Italian
[00:37:59] Hey, what's up fat so fat so rizzo from the old neighborhood?
[00:38:05] It's a fat. Oh, it's a fat jazz man. Yeah
[00:38:08] Yeah, definitely throwing a fat so like a woman complaining online. Oh, that's yeah
[00:38:20] So funny with like 50s those 50s like arched glasses
[00:38:27] With rhinestones on who's that woman? That's like I want to blaze with joe biden. Yeah, the blade cad blade cad of one of this
[00:38:33] Probably that dumb bitch. I know he's talking about Jenny. She sucks probably pre-tweet or but Blake one time was saying it
[00:38:39] He's like it's so funny how every bitch that tries to look like Betty page absolutely does not ever
[00:38:49] It's just they all they're like I'm gonna aim as low as possible and then still miss the mark
[00:38:54] Anyways, uh cushy dreams specializes. I think it's a good look if you're high
[00:38:58] I mean that's that's with any look though
[00:39:00] Extraordinary CBD rich hemp flour aka but pre-roll CBD joints love joint a group of adults who are sick of vapes
[00:39:08] I think that's important. You probably have to be over 18 to buy this shit. Yeah, it ships legally to all 50 states
[00:39:16] I don't know the laws you should look into the laws yourself. Yeah, you shake out the low to fuck away your fucking lawyers
[00:39:24] Loyerachio. I don't my fucking lawyer. Rachio. It looks like high quality marijuana feels like high quality marijuana and tastes like high quality marijuana
[00:39:36] It really does and it is very funny though that it's like because nobody could have seen this coming
[00:39:41] It's like technically everyone sold this in high school to their retarded friend. Yeah, it's mids. Yeah
[00:39:48] Actually mids used to give you a headache. Yeah, no headache mids would ruin it. Yeah. Yeah
[00:39:53] No, this shit is I woke up and I smoked the whole thing the other day and had a coffee and it was like the perfect
[00:39:59] Dude, that's what it is. It's something about it's also the ritual the pre-roll that I love because it's like you want to kick back
[00:40:05] But you don't want to get so fucking high. There's nothing like just smoking a fucking pre-roll on your balcony
[00:40:10] Yeah, just like yeah, dude. I prepped like no joke. I probably somewhere in between 40 and 50s breakfast smoothies
[00:40:17] Because I took you know what I went off the diet and then like
[00:40:20] This is to you. I like so it you everyone was I missed I just quit the podcast for a week
[00:40:26] And it's honestly is the first time in like three years that I just I was like because if I was like I'm not gonna do it
[00:40:32] I was like, oh, we're gonna go on a vacation. I'm like, I'll get out of town
[00:40:34] Yeah, and then it's like but even that felt like oh I should get out of town
[00:40:38] I had to like really just get in the headspace of like just fuck off and do whatever you want just in that moment fucking nothing
[00:40:45] Yeah, which is a very difficult thing to do
[00:40:53] There's people that are like as a small business owner. I never stopped working
[00:40:55] And I'm like totally but those people like own a break shop and literally are there are working. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
[00:41:01] Yeah, not just thinking about a riff. Yeah
[00:41:05] If you really can't get out of the headspace of like constantly, you know, you can't really like check out and it's like well
[00:41:12] $15 an hour. So yeah, that's my life. I'm just gonna play xbox now. There's no like real punching out
[00:41:17] It's just you're always like thinking about what's next. Mm-hmm. And
[00:41:21] So I really just let myself completely fuck off. Yeah, and eight like I have one day where I ate an entire
[00:41:31] Probably something like 14,000 calories
[00:41:34] He just like peanut butter in one sitting and just going through the whole thing being like fuck it. I don't give a shit
[00:41:39] I finally watch Kong's Skull Island. How was it? I mean it sucks. I love myself
[00:41:47] But it's that's the thing is like that's what my life used to be is I watch a movie that was dog
[00:41:52] Shit and eat way too much peanut butter ate two bags of popcorn to the face or whatever nice. We're flavor. Just butter
[00:42:00] Two cattle cords two cattle corns back to back
[00:42:03] Respect the respect. No, just not brushing my teeth not doing shit. I don't care
[00:42:09] And it was nice. I mean it was I was like work to get there, but I did I broke through
[00:42:12] That's your staycation right there. Got to got to like okay. I'm I'm back. Love that recharge or whatever
[00:42:19] Yeah, but I don't know what this has to do with this. So yeah, if you want to do that kind of shit
[00:42:23] But smoke CB. Yeah, if you can't if you can't just fucking stop and you
[00:42:28] Uh, uh, the CBD definitely helped me with that. Oh, yeah, um, it says here does not get you high
[00:42:34] It has next to no THC, which I beg the differ. I'm going to go ahead and counter the copy here
[00:42:41] Countering the copy counter the copy doing the exact doing the opposite of doing paid to do
[00:42:49] Now you don't get high, but it really does feel like I you feel something
[00:42:53] Because there's a little buzzed dutch. They say it's a body
[00:42:56] How about all these CBD products to try and step?
[00:43:00] But they have to strike a balance between like it absolutely has no effect whatsoever and it cures cancer
[00:43:05] Makes you feel like the cancer is yeah, exactly, but it has no effect
[00:43:09] You know, um, but no, it really is it really it does
[00:43:12] I did take having to smoke the fucking shit
[00:43:16] Because that vape has never done anything. I agree with you some there was something different
[00:43:20] To me about spoken that fucking pre-roll
[00:43:22] And growing in california by organ cali, but california and organ not by organ
[00:43:29] Um, each plant is hand selected by a team of experienced cannabis flower experts
[00:43:39] alternative for people looking to cut back on smoking other things
[00:43:46] Uh, that seems like a kind of a homophobic
[00:43:48] It'll be here. It's like I guess it says here are you a fucking
[00:44:02] Looking looking to get right with the lower
[00:44:04] Whenever you can do drugs all the way back in the god's arms
[00:44:09] Um, it oh here we go. It mixes well with other things that you can smoke
[00:44:13] Um, each batch is slow cured so I guess oh my god, imagine smoking a fucking
[00:44:21] Well, it might make sense because you know you like if if it's like maybe you want a little bit of THC in there
[00:44:28] You know, it's like if like you can use this shit to figure out the ratios or something sure
[00:44:33] I think real weed would have to be involved personally, but yeah, that's what I mean
[00:44:37] Oh, okay. You what this we said smoking a spliff
[00:44:39] That's I meant like tobacco and CBD's you can't say you can't you probably can't say
[00:44:45] That's why it says other things that you can say right right?
[00:44:48] You cannot suggest that people mix this do not mix this with anything
[00:44:51] It is funny to imagine somebody mixing oh duels with blood wise. Yeah, that's what I mean
[00:44:57] Yeah, and they're being like well. I'm already divorced. Yeah taking shots and using those duels as a chaser
[00:45:04] I'm trying to get rid of the problems or the the causes of my problems, but I will still have the problems no matter what
[00:45:10] So we're just gonna we're gonna mix the duels and bug wise
[00:45:18] CBD content is up to 20 percent, which is someone the highest in the game
[00:45:22] Okay, that makes sense because it did get me get me a little something going compared to other products
[00:45:27] Probably a wide we didn't feel the intention of detail is noticeable in every beautiful flower
[00:45:31] Smoking your CBD is the most efficient and quickest way to deliver to your system
[00:45:35] Does not get the hot you high independent lab testing
[00:45:47] Imagining you was dating in your war hole. Yeah, I was hoping
[00:45:53] I'm checking my dick licked through my jeans
[00:46:03] Some about art they take the artisan approach. Yeah, we got more of an artisan approach
[00:46:15] It's fucking it'll give you a little buzz but not get you as fucked up as weed man
[00:46:19] Yeah, are you trying to cut back on weed like I am smoke CBD look and fucking works it does don't yeah
[00:46:28] No, they just fill it with the drug that's legal
[00:46:32] It's a shit ton of the one that isn't illegal in it
[00:46:37] 100 percent hand trimmed never machine like my cock. Yeah machine trimmed
[00:46:46] And it sucks because it's like you would think that when they eventually legalize weed
[00:46:51] This is the kind of stuff that would they would no longer be necessary
[00:46:55] Remember we all used to have that fantasy
[00:46:57] It's eventually weed will be mainstream. Yep, and the rod heads will have to shut up
[00:47:02] Because bill gates will be smoking weed right, you know, and unfortunately no, it's never gonna happen
[00:47:08] It'll never happen never happen. It'll just get worse
[00:47:10] Mm-hmm. Yep soda every other type of weed smolle a every every other type of culture gets stolen from the original people
[00:47:19] It's true, you know, but for somehow the pot heads held on to their shit
[00:47:23] Well because I think enough of them stole
[00:47:28] For black people. They're right. That's where they're all imprisoned. They get also a rusta culture from jimmegan
[00:47:44] They got two product lines the smokeable flower. It's the
[00:47:49] Kind of chill in the energy. This is fucking insane. No, they just they have eighth to they have fucking preroll
[00:47:54] I should have taken a look at this before but it's cushy dreams calm. That's k u s h y dreams
[00:48:00] Dot com promo code come town all capital letters c u m t o w m one word for 20 percent off your first order
[00:48:07] Wow, that's a great deal here comes their tag smoke your cbd because you can I know so wow
[00:48:21] This is like use our product because it exists. Yeah having a product that works
[00:48:26] It's like be it's like be hot basic. Yeah. Oh, yeah, where you just don't have to do a fucking thing
[00:48:32] Yeah, you think you're good at something because you're hot. I know it's true
[00:48:35] I saw I saw somebody tweet like it was like some sexy guy some sexy gave you
[00:48:40] He was like he was like I be like in quotation marks
[00:48:44] I don't get notifications on this app on tinder to get phone numbers and it's like no
[00:48:50] You're not tricking anyone. You're a hot guy. Yeah, you just have to say can I have your number?
[00:48:54] Dude, yes, sir. Yeah, I saw I saw the one of the funniest things I've ever seen real quick though
[00:49:00] These are the two main product lines of the pre rolls and then the smokeable flower
[00:49:04] So you get a little tin with the buds you can put in a bowl or you get the pre rolls
[00:49:07] I love the pre roll is one gram the smooth rolls
[00:49:11] featuring optimal burn experience your desired effect from six choices of strain specific full flower rolls they got
[00:49:18] One called relax one called peace. I fuck with relax hustle energy and dream and I'm an dream dream rocks too
[00:49:26] This is the kind of shit. I think it's bullshit. I've been heading out piece of cops. I get
[00:49:35] pc in a cbd I remember after eric gardener next that he was going to go to
[00:49:40] Union Square with a legalize it stuff not knowing it was a black
[00:49:49] Well, that was happening in occupied when I lived in LA
[00:49:52] Like there was occupy was going on and I there I did this like I guess there was a bunch of people lived in a house
[00:49:56] But there was a guy that was like 20 with like an older girlfriend. He's like, yeah
[00:50:00] We're going down and it's like it's all about everybody's like they're finally gonna legalize it dude
[00:50:11] Protests were like weed and I think it has something to do with the banks
[00:50:17] I think it's a bank thing. Um, anyway, so relax isn't anytime hybrid pieces in anytime hybrid
[00:50:29] daytime sativa energy is daytime sativa and dream is a nighttime
[00:50:34] This kind of shit is like astrology to me. They think it's real. Yeah, maybe it is. I don't know
[00:50:41] Definitely it's real in terms of regular ass weed because that shit will fuck
[00:50:46] I mean there is I have had strange fuck me up in different ways. Oh really? So I and listen I've been doing the indica heavy
[00:50:54] Hybrid the indica the indica is right before bed and they work brother. Yeah. Yeah, so listen
[00:51:00] I'm I got I got a half a mind to start using my own fucking money to buy fucking because he dreams
[00:51:06] Separate from what they sent us the very the very nice care pack the very I don't think that's gonna be one of those things
[00:51:12] Regular get free shit, which whatever it'd be nice if we did
[00:51:16] Yeah, I'm still pissed blue. I'm still pissed blue tube makes us fucking pay. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm over here
[00:51:22] Tell I'm one of your fucking most high profile UV evangelize the product
[00:51:28] Yeah, and it's it's that's it's not supposed to be that way either. They're fucking we have like an internal code that just stopped working
[00:51:34] Yeah, just not working, but you still we still like putting her getting built
[00:51:38] Which fucking I mean, I don't care. I use the product, but you know would be nice. Well because of quarantine. I now have this massive stockpile
[00:51:45] I was gone for three. It's the only thing. Yeah, there was like a nuclear war or something
[00:51:51] And then they fucking like went into the homes afterward and like oh, this is so many
[00:51:56] This guy was so soft as he has he has yeah, 15 years worth of stamps and then big pills
[00:52:06] And there wasn't a nuclear war he just sort of died because
[00:52:09] He didn't there was a myth that there was a toilet paper shortage. So he started wiping his ass with his hand
[00:52:23] Yeah, it shuts out to cushy dreams. Yeah, thank you cushy
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[00:52:38] When I was on fire island, that's right. Yeah, he's people like well, you just you just do a podcast
[00:52:44] You know, I'm doing anything. You just sort of like talk, which is true. Yep, very easy job
[00:52:48] But so is every other job that you know where you sit down
[00:52:52] There's not a single real job that has a chair besides I agree with that
[00:52:57] They're all fake. Yeah, we work in the advertising you ever see for some reason every time I'm on a plane
[00:53:02] I'm sitting next to somebody that works in like copywriting
[00:53:07] Wiping their brow writing individual copywriting is just podcasting on paper
[00:53:11] Just sitting there just somebody's a lot less f writing individual sentences for the entire flight
[00:53:18] That's like just that basically Mercedes cars that drive
[00:53:25] Technical writing too. That's all you're doing and you make no there has to be a bit
[00:53:30] Yeah, I have to talk about your dick being little and how you need dick pills
[00:53:34] I had one job one of those truck jobs are either drive a van and it was like one of the
[00:53:39] Either the client or there's some client agency person
[00:53:43] And it was either like like one of the big makeup companies
[00:53:49] And I was driving this woman back to her hotel room and I talked to her and it's like just fucking
[00:53:59] Been uncomfortable for a single moment. Yeah, no self there in the tire life
[00:54:04] Just just nothing like, you know, right just but even the hint of adversity has just been like rich the entire
[00:54:12] Like just fucking inordinately this job is fake
[00:54:15] Right, you don't understand what anything meet like you just like, you know
[00:54:20] And you think you've earned it too. She thinks she's she's worked so hard working so hard
[00:54:25] She's done nothing like bitching in p.a.s about like coffee orders
[00:54:29] Not even because it actually bothers her but because that's indicative of the the stressors of her right
[00:54:38] They got the latte. Yeah, you have to i'm i'm helping her. I'm teaching her by giving her a hard time
[00:54:44] Damn just wanted any kid naptor. I did a whole divan over
[00:54:55] You know how you taught that pa of a valuable lesson about coffee. Yeah, i'm gonna teach you a valuable lesson about his car
[00:55:04] Surprise, I don't even need this job. I got a podcast
[00:55:07] You thought it's up pa you could boss around nope. I sell chris ben wah t
[00:55:23] Yeah, I didn't do it. I might do it. You know, i'm not gonna say i'll just i'll just sell it keep it as a surprise
[00:55:29] Yeah, because I don't know if i'm gonna do it or not
[00:55:31] Yeah, don't don't get the people wet for it if you're not gonna do it
[00:55:34] Well, somebody else could easily do it if I say it. Oh, yeah, don't say it then
[00:55:38] But it's I don't even know if it's a good idea. It's one of those things where it's like it doesn't make any sense
[00:55:44] And it's it's because it doesn't make any sense. It seems like it might be offensive
[00:55:48] But you can't really pinpoint why it's offensive, which is my favorite type of thing in the world. Yeah
[00:55:53] You know, absolutely, which is you know, it's very like i'm not touching you sort of move. Yeah, which is the ultimate move
[00:55:59] Right. It should always put yourself in a position if i'm not actually touching you. Uh-huh and
[00:56:06] The confusion that it causes the confusion that it causes. I'll tell you guys the idea later
[00:56:10] Yeah, i'm curious fuck because you want to do something that pisses people off and then when they have to explain why they're mad they can't
[00:56:18] That's the ultimate. Yeah, I don't know if that's comedy
[00:56:24] Severely anti-social behavior. Yeah, no it is definitely there's an aspect of just bothering as many people
[00:56:33] Yeah, bothering people being being as an asshole on a that's why she's probably that's why dola's all rocked because she bothered
[00:56:41] Like woke people and racist people when I was in school as a kid
[00:56:45] Right whenever it was very quiet a legend the perfect troll when we had to have like do a test or something
[00:56:50] You're very quiet. I would sometimes try to just like like
[00:56:59] And I would like try to make the faintest noise possible. Yeah, and if somebody asked me to stop be like, I don't want to talk
[00:57:07] I just because it's like go ahead tell on me. Right. What are you gonna say? He's doing something you can't even articulate
[00:57:14] I know he's sort of he's kind of making a noise
[00:57:19] Do it and I would just be like I don't I don't know
[00:57:25] I don't know damn they must have been so happy when they moved you to special
[00:57:32] Just so he's not even he's just annoying. He's so annoying. He's retarded
[00:57:58] What are we pissing to each other's mouths?
[00:58:01] I beat down. We buy ourselves some time. There's no drippage. I beat down. I just don't want his splashing around my apartment
[00:58:08] Um, oh, yeah, what I wanted to say about fire islands. Yes, so I was on the we're the gayest beach was the beach open
[00:58:16] Because the beach was open swimming. I I don't think it was. I think they just reopened
[00:58:21] Almost just reopened and I was I was getting my teeth clean today
[00:58:25] Apparently he's he's saying anybody who's not in the tri-state
[00:58:28] And comes back to the tri-state has to quarantine for two weeks
[00:58:32] Otherwise what exactly they're gonna get them. They're gonna get fined, but who's gonna fucking tell them. Yeah, exactly
[00:58:37] Yeah, I have to get a I have to get a fucking covid test to go out and see I can't wait till the new my girlfriend's
[00:58:44] Family for 4th of July the new New York City
[00:58:46] Lie about it. New York City fireworks fireworks police are going around giving you. Oh my god tickets for coming back from africa not
[00:59:01] Yeah, no, this is you know the police. Hey, we're the fireworks police. I grew up around here
[00:59:12] Oh, yeah, so you know, we're on the beach is all these fucking perfect body like john cena guys
[00:59:17] Yeah, and they're all in like, you know speedo is looking incredible. I felt so so fucking invisible. It was kind of awesome
[00:59:26] That's a good description of a perfect body is john c. No, I mean they were just like
[00:59:30] They they had put so much work into their bodies
[00:59:33] Like they were just like, you know, and they all look like that
[00:59:36] They didn't hang out with with like dewebs at all. Oh, you know, you know, the most tell me there was one fat guy elite athletes
[00:59:43] No, there was one twink who was so small
[00:59:46] There there was one that had earned their money because the fat gay guy is a newer type of gay guy
[00:59:52] Is it I think it's just a sub cult now and they always have like shorts that are sucked into their ass
[01:00:03] And they're always complaining because they're dressing the same way as the hot gay guy
[01:00:09] But stuff on something would bring the chips but then he didn't bring the chips and I was like, okay
[01:00:13] Well, will you bring the chips? You're not bringing
[01:00:15] Well, there's older there's older gay guys and you notice that there was a change in gay culture
[01:00:21] But like the older guys those are the fucking heroes who all their friends died
[01:00:25] Yeah, like 1981 and they're like so happy to be alive
[01:00:28] Yeah, you know and they like appreciate life and they just want to be happy and like live life to the fullest
[01:00:33] But all those guys talk like old jewish women and then something happened where valley girl became the fool
[01:00:39] That is a great point. There was like a sea change that occurred
[01:00:42] But um wait so there was this one guy that looked like fucking bill goldberg just in the speed
[01:00:50] Everyone was sticking their asses out. There was some tremendous leg work
[01:00:55] That they got cheeks. They were not respecting the gym
[01:00:58] They were going to secret gay gym. I think for sure the gays are hogging all the posture
[01:01:03] I don't know how you fucking look like it looks like they have scoliosis. They walk around 24
[01:01:08] But I get you but I bet you technically it's perfect. Right. It looks like it's I try to do with my ass like
[01:01:19] They look like british POWs trying to maintain their dignity
[01:01:26] Stiff up a lip chap. Yeah, anyway, they don't let the cambo to see you like that
[01:01:30] There's just this one bill goldberg guy in a just fucking rhinestone bikini respect big respect walking down the board
[01:01:38] Walk and flip flossed and the only thing he was carrying
[01:01:42] I don't know why it was so funny, but the only thing he had with him is
[01:01:58] Alone on the board. I don't mind playing Jeremy's copy of solar
[01:02:02] But his board that all the all the octagon pieces are folded up at the edges. I don't know if you're humidity
[01:02:10] So I told it is having to do the expansion pack
[01:02:14] I told Jeremy then you could at the very least bring the expansion packs and he didn't and I'm sure excuse me
[01:02:21] But I'm the fat game so it's not a job to complain if you want to complain. Maybe you can complain later
[01:02:27] Yeah, it was a it was a cool cultural experience
[01:02:30] Yeah, she got sucked off. No, I was like I was saying like I my my girlfriend
[01:02:37] I could just started having sex in front of those guys. No one would have nothing literally she got stepped on
[01:02:42] She got she was bad invisible. Yeah, um, yeah, it was pretty cool. The the water was
[01:02:48] Spectacular really yeah, it's it's really nice out of the beat. We gotta get started going. I just got the surfboard
[01:02:58] Oh my god. No, dude. I'm I'm fucking I'm locos only vibes. I looked away
[01:03:03] I go to the beach which is drive there you swim out to the
[01:03:07] Far end you just stare at everybody and you set a timer for 20 minutes on your apple watch
[01:03:11] And it goes off and you paddle back in and get back back up
[01:03:16] Not even pack up because there's nothing too. There's nothing too
[01:03:22] You stepping on hot asphalt to sand until you get to the beach to the water you went swimming fully dressed
[01:03:32] Damn, I think I don't think I would I love going to the fucking beach
[01:03:35] But I don't think I'm too sketched. I don't see that's the thing
[01:03:38] You know why I don't like going to the beach and I realized I love the beach because I don't have any friends
[01:03:44] I mean it there's no no really that's it. It's like I don't know how to rent the locker
[01:03:49] But it's like I can never leave my shit out on the fucking beach, right?
[01:03:53] You know you're right a beach is like you take a little party like the best times
[01:03:56] I've had at the beach is like me eldest his girl, you know, I bring a girl
[01:04:00] We got a fucking I could go to the beach route. We meet a friend
[01:04:04] I could go to the beach now because the iPhones are waterproof and so is like, you know, I don't carry cash
[01:04:10] Waterproof very they're what they've been waterproof since the fucking six and people don't know that
[01:04:15] Really? He's my phone in the shower all the time
[01:04:20] That's amazing. I don't even trust it enough
[01:04:23] I was like talking to this girl and she was like sending me pictures from and this is back when the iPhone 6
[01:04:27] She was sending me like pictures from like in the shower
[01:04:30] And I'm like aren't you gonna fuck up your phone? She's like no the phone's waterproof nice
[01:04:33] Hell yeah and from that day on hell. Yeah, I don't now. I'm like, you know, I'm in there hours
[01:04:38] Yep texting texting just screwed up. Yeah, pre-sexting
[01:04:42] You know multiple nuts in the shower. Yeah, your water bills
[01:04:50] Well, why do you fuck with the beach though, but I'm just I don't know. I don't want to be around crowds, dude
[01:04:54] I'm still sketch that about that shit. What do you mean?
[01:04:58] Just because of the fucking virus, dude. Oh, right. Yeah
[01:05:02] Sorry, I moved on to I know I moved on the black lives
[01:05:07] Well, you're a better guy than me. What can I say my friend and mine posted on Instagram?
[01:05:11] Like a picture that said black lives still matter even if your feeds gone back to normal
[01:05:16] And it's like it's so funny that that's just how this is gonna go
[01:05:20] It's like in three weeks. Nobody's gonna be posting god the black live stuff
[01:05:24] I wonder what's gonna happen. Maybe he's gonna come back and they say they want to do a bunch of
[01:05:28] They're gonna they're gonna fucking do a bunch of shit. No, they're all just they're just gonna they're just gonna slowly move away
[01:05:36] The fever pitch that things reached which not that it wasn't like justified but
[01:05:42] Like to a certain extent it feels almost like you know when you make a dog how
[01:05:46] Yeah, I guess you can make a dog how you just keep howling and eventually a dog will start howling and then once it gets going
[01:05:53] You stop and the dog almost doesn't know what it's doing
[01:05:57] It's like confused as to why it's howling right and I feel like that's what happened everybody over the last month
[01:06:02] Yeah, I mean I hope I hope some of the energy can be fucking directed into some some good shit
[01:06:08] I mean a bunch of people like a bunch of athletes started a
[01:06:12] I mean I think people are looking at voter suppression now and I think people are actually getting involved in some local shit
[01:06:18] I don't know. I hope I hope some shit pops off from it
[01:06:21] I think it'll it might something might happen and then the election is gonna be it'll be interesting to see what happens
[01:06:29] It's gonna be wild all the attentions. They're just gonna go back with to Trump and
[01:06:34] And like people I bet you they're fixing to do some real nice voter suppression. Yeah in Georgia. You just can't vote
[01:06:43] This will probably be the last election that we have that isn't just like a sham sham sham until it gets to
[01:06:51] Basically fake where we start having like
[01:07:01] About to be some better get some AKs dude if they take if they take away the debates then I'm gonna be so pissed
[01:07:07] I'm a christian only good part. I'm gonna sit. I'm gonna fucking eco's hair off
[01:07:15] I need four if I don't get four. I'm gonna fucking I think they should have to play gay chicken
[01:07:25] And create rounds of higher stakes gay chicken
[01:07:28] I honestly think Biden can win gay chicken because he doesn't know where he is
[01:07:32] Trump is at least aware of what's gay and what's not
[01:07:35] He probably he really hates Biden. I could see him doing some gay shit on accident a bunch of times
[01:07:41] Yeah, they should I mean it it's it's like such a
[01:07:46] Superficially important contest anyways, right that I mean that it should yeah. No, it shouldn't I mean
[01:07:53] What the fuck could you possibly get out of those debates? I can't believe I can't there's some people watching and go
[01:08:00] You know what that's my I'm not sure who I'm gonna vote for
[01:08:06] Sweet voters even exist anymore. I can't understand it
[01:08:10] I think there are also people that are like so low information. They find out that the
[01:08:20] There are and I think there are a lot more people than you'd realize that just like sure are completely
[01:08:26] I don't know what they're doing like that's what yeah
[01:08:28] That's why Ken everyone talking about Ken bone. It's like he's a fucking idiot
[01:08:32] Because the person that was undecided up until like a couple weeks outside of the vote for Trump, right? I think he did
[01:08:37] Yeah, it's sick. Although I believe he had a life that was hot or something. Did he we talked about this years ago? Oh
[01:08:46] No, yeah, you're jealous. I'm not jealous of Ken bone
[01:08:49] Jealous of Ken bone. I'm a better fat guy than Ken bone
[01:08:53] Is jealous of me. I don't even bring up being a fat guy
[01:08:56] That's I told you that story about being in that fucking restaurant in like Van Horn or Fort Stockton or some shit
[01:09:03] Send west taxes. Uh-huh. I've been on the road for like 15 hours
[01:09:10] I went to like the only restaurant in town. It's like oh, it's like the middle of fucking nowhere, right?
[01:09:15] Yeah, and uh, it's like this woodpaneled restaurant. I love it and on the wall
[01:09:20] There is one of those. Yeah, but it was like a wide mirror. Budwad's mirror. But with Dale earned hard on it
[01:09:26] And there was a where this is a beautiful collage Dale
[01:09:29] Yeah, and there was like a teenage couple like the table next to me
[01:09:35] They must be the only two teams in town. So naturally they have to date each other
[01:09:38] And the girl looks up at the Bubweiser mirror and she's like, I love that
[01:09:47] I love it. Yeah. Oh my god. I love that. That is so good. Yeah, I heard a good one too. I was getting off the bus the other night
[01:09:56] Which the bus is free by the way, do you know that what like in Brooklyn
[01:10:01] I give whole fucking front of the bus was like cut it. You did they open the back door and you just ride the bus for oh, yeah
[01:10:06] Yeah, yeah, yeah, why because though it wants to ride the trains. Yeah, well, they don't want to interact with the uh, the bus driver
[01:10:17] When I moved here and I was broke as shit. I just used to get on. Yeah, but don't try that on the select bus service
[01:10:22] No, they got mad at you. They will tear you that's the special bus. What's up with that? What's the way? I don't know any time if you go on the select bus service
[01:10:30] And you try to use a regular metro. Oh, yeah, they're pissed about that
[01:10:33] That's not see Germany. I do read a goddamn shot
[01:10:39] I gotten yelled at so many times on the sbs
[01:10:44] That like you have to get a special metro card for it. I have to go buy a special metro card so that the bus doesn't suck
[01:10:52] Uh, yeah, there's no you know what's looking into the other day is the amtrac auto train service
[01:10:58] Mm. What's that? It's it goes from lorton, virginia to
[01:11:04] I think uh sanford texas gesans san from florida san for florida. Sorry all the way down the east coast
[01:11:11] You drive your car into the train and then you don't have to fucking drive to florida
[01:11:15] Do you sit in your car the entire ride? That would be pretty cool. No, no, you can get a sleeper car. You get a regular coach sheet
[01:11:21] Very nice. Um, but like it's so funny if you go to buy a ticket on amtrac's website
[01:11:26] It does not show you the cost for parking. It just says just 89
[01:11:30] Plus the cost of your vehicle and it won't you get you can't see how much they charge you to put your fucking car on the train
[01:11:38] Wait, they decide when you get there. It's not I think so. It depends on like the the size of the vehicle
[01:11:42] But I couldn't find any that's crazy. There's not even like some there's like a fucking thread on some website that tells you
[01:11:48] Yeah, but none of the like the real like bullshit information is right up front
[01:11:52] Which is that like so the train only leaves at four p.m. From dc or virginia or whatever
[01:11:57] Yeah, and then it takes like 14 15 hours
[01:12:00] But you have to get to the straight station in between like 11 a.m. And two p.m
[01:12:08] Like you just have to wait an entire fucking day
[01:12:11] That's just fucking the Amtrak station and then they give you like a comped hot dog
[01:12:17] And then it takes like four hours for them to get your car off the train
[01:12:23] It's killed like six or seven people in the last 15 years
[01:12:30] D-rails. Yeah, you it's funny to train derailments keep happening. Yeah, really? Yeah, I mean like planes don't even crash
[01:12:37] But the trains barely yeah, they still fuck up in derail god. They're belasia
[01:12:42] Well, they should go it back to back. We so fucking funny. Yeah, that guy
[01:12:55] That's gonna be me that's such a ryan done kind of way to die. Yeah truly about to drug drive
[01:13:02] Oh my god, steve oh, and this is fly on Malaysian
[01:13:08] Oh fuck dude, i'm steve oh, and this is touch artwork in north korea touch
[01:13:13] Uh, vinnie keeps taxing me. Yeah, he wants to go to disney bro
[01:13:20] Get you gotta have me on the podcast so I can threat I can make illegal threats against bam more jeers
[01:13:28] You gotta have I gotta come on the show man. I gotta fucking
[01:13:32] incriminate all honestly shout out to vinnie though the first laugh I had after my mother died
[01:13:40] He hit me up to do his podcast scumtown and then he hit me back like an hour later and said I didn't realize that your mom just passed
[01:13:49] And these timings unbelievable he probably he's probably the first person you were in contact with outside of your immediate family after your mom's
[01:13:57] Friends i saw i got a message from scumbag video i was like i bought a swell just to open it
[01:14:10] Less than a couple hours after your mom passed
[01:14:15] And then i was like really just the first time i've smiled like yeah the gift of vinnie
[01:14:20] Yeah, you know he's been hitting me up to go down and do a comedy show with people from comedy central and bet
[01:14:26] And really i've come from comedy central and beat
[01:14:30] I kind of come around on Sean k. Oh, yeah, you're you where were you?
[01:14:35] You know he's softer whatever. Yeah, but now he's become so much of a scumbag. He's a scammer completely right?
[01:14:50] Put him on a twitter list fake fake dude
[01:14:53] It was called pretending to be glad i don't trust to read the sheet anymore
[01:14:59] Well the way he kind of frost your trust the way he framed this mil walkie pd thing
[01:15:04] What is it i brought i got to look at it again, but the tweet is like
[01:15:08] It's sneaky. I mean it's probably not by his design in any way
[01:15:13] but like kind of like glides over the implication that the police department was like
[01:15:22] It's a scyop. Yeah, it was more it was more framing it is like they're incompetent
[01:15:28] You know or they're like protecting the house, which is like this is a guy that goes hard all day long
[01:15:33] Right. This is a guy that's fucking does not need even a shred of evidence three days ago
[01:15:37] He's posting a video of some black child molester
[01:15:41] beating a gay man and macy's for no reason
[01:15:48] This is what's coming to you white people
[01:15:54] But with this one he's like fucking like oh yeah, well, you know, yeah, you know and he wasn't like
[01:15:59] Excusing anything but just the framing of it was weird was very tricky that is alarming in a way that makes me say
[01:16:11] You're on the list. Yeah, you are on the list. We got an eye. We're keeping an eye on them. Yeah. Oh fuck. Well
[01:16:18] Yeah, check out uh come dot town. I got some new shirts that are up
[01:16:23] Fuck with those check out stop yourself your problems friday six p.m
[01:16:28] And then this saturday my little brothers
[01:16:30] Wanted to raise a little money for some baltimore charities
[01:16:35] We're doing a liftathon and art auction and my little brothers are going to try and lift a bunch of weights
[01:16:40] I am going to do eat a peanut m&m. I'm going dollar. I know i'm going to do push up last time here
[01:16:50] Wait, you can sponsor me per push-up. I will probably only do around eight stop actually eight
[01:16:58] Some people could do 35,000 reese's mini cups black lives matter
[01:17:03] I will say it's up to you. I guess i'll eat candy if you want me to whatever you want. I'll do
[01:17:11] My other brother George will be uh auctioning off some of his artwork
[01:17:15] So anyway, all of it will go to baltimore safe haven baltimore action legal team and youth empowered society all in baltimore
[01:17:23] So uh that'll be kind of fun to do and just fuck around with my brothers
[01:17:27] But yeah, that's pretty much it helping another community. All right until next time folks. Thank you