[00:00:00] So I'm gay. I'm a fucking gay guy. I will be my dick is small. I have texting to do.

[00:00:10] I'm gay. Check. Oh no, we are. Wow. Check, check.

[00:00:22] Hi. You can just say do we have redo? Why are you scared to ask? Yeah, I just wanted to be

[00:00:31] professional. I was about to check. Yeah, that is. I'm gay. I can't get home.

[00:00:39] I can't get home. Dude, I wish I could sing. Me too. Just to hit, not to actually have a

[00:00:47] career, but to like when I do a parody song be able to hit the high notes. I

[00:00:51] honestly believe it's like when you're playing basketball alone on a court and

[00:00:56] you're like I'm actually good and then other people show up. I have had a

[00:01:00] couple moments on my own where I have sung well. Well, there are people that have

[00:01:05] careers in music that can't sing. Wait, I see I would want to make and damn it now

[00:01:09] I'm trying to look up. You would want to make fun of that with reads and that's

[00:01:13] like oh man I could sink my teeth into that one. Yeah, sorry. To him saying

[00:01:17] just bragging about quiet moments where he's been able to sing well. Just bring

[00:01:24] it off to bring to mention it and then be like you know what the other day I was

[00:01:28] sitting around alone. I was alone picking up compliments for myself. What's

[00:01:36] happening in your fucking mind? I did actually compliment myself as like that's

[00:01:40] that's that's pretty good. That's pretty good Adam. Yeah, I never think I can sing.

[00:01:46] No, I know I can't. I can barely speak. You can speak and you can do impressions.

[00:01:51] I don't know if it's like because you know your voice sounds different in your

[00:01:54] head. Yes. And I guess that has to do with like the I get that. Do you guys

[00:01:59] anymore? I don't know. Haven't you heard your voice enough times where it doesn't

[00:02:02] anymore? Where the way it resonates in your skull? No, I sound completely

[00:02:06] different. Really? Yeah. Oh, I've always assumed that I was like a baritone. But

[00:02:13] yeah, well I said exactly like James White or James Brown. Berry White. No, not

[00:02:19] only is my voice is my voice a different register like the way it sounds to me.

[00:02:26] Yeah, but it's also like not as flat and like it's the same thing with my face

[00:02:32] where I think I'm like I have emotions. Oh, right. You don't, right. And then I

[00:02:38] and it got worse as I got older. Really? Yeah, there would be like pictures from

[00:02:42] shows and I look like a blind person. I don't know what the fuck happened, but I

[00:02:47] used to have I used to have some a little range of emotions. Why can't

[00:02:51] find the reads which that was the main reason. Why don't you look again? I

[00:02:56] didn't want to. You wouldn't mean you can't find them? No, I mean, I can on the

[00:03:00] calendar. There's nothing which means that there's no we don't have anything

[00:03:04] book this week. Oh, okay. That's fine. I want to have as long as we could have the

[00:03:07] copy. So, okay. Well, as long as we don't have something I'm gonna shut up. I'm

[00:03:14] off the don't show. You should you should contribute more. I've been hearing from

[00:03:17] numerous people that in my absence you were I would phrase it as doing your

[00:03:22] job. Thank you. Well, you know, I felt unencumbered. I felt free to be me. That

[00:03:29] must be. You know, I would say things like sometimes I sing well when I'm on my

[00:03:32] own and and stop would be like I believe in that. I think a lot of well, the guy

[00:03:37] from Bright Eyes can't sing. Was that your example of a famous person that

[00:03:41] can't sing? Yeah. Well, I don't even remember what his voice is. I feel like

[00:03:45] the name of that band is an assault on people like me. So I don't. I knew someone

[00:03:51] that used to that guy can't sing at all. Who else can't sing? Um, fuck.

[00:03:57] Who else can't sing? Look at a band. The Ramones. Those guys can't sing the sex

[00:04:03] every punk band can sing Billy Corgan can't sing. He's singing his own way.

[00:04:10] I'm gay. Really only a couple of people can sing the guy from Celine Dion. Jim

[00:04:15] Blossoms. Susan Boyle. Michael Steip. He can say can't sing that much. Yeah, I

[00:04:21] would say he's a media one can he sing or not. He's not Celine Dion. David Byrne

[00:04:26] can't sing. Who's David Byrne? Talking heads. Can't sing. You can't say. Yeah, I

[00:04:33] guess he's not that good of a singer. I guess there aren't any really

[00:04:37] can't sing. Kiss. Kiss can't really. He's great, but it's just like,

[00:04:41] Oh, we went on and everyone fucked my. Yeah, that's not singing. I like the I

[00:04:57] like kiss because like none of them could sing, but they all took turn singing. Yeah,

[00:05:01] that's pretty cool. Let's all try. They just fucking go. They just ran around

[00:05:06] the same time. Terrible. Yeah. Shout out to Ace Freely, the guitar player.

[00:05:15] Apart from the back. Everybody's talking.

[00:05:21] Fuck man. My. Fuck. Yeah. You know, I don't realize my penis. I didn't realize.

[00:05:27] I didn't realize this. The guy. The guy from the Dead Kennedy sounds like the

[00:05:33] guy from the rock the B-52. Yeah, yeah. I'd never heard the Dead

[00:05:38] Kennedy's. I thought they were like the set like some kind of.

[00:05:41] Oh, my, my, my, Ronald Reagan is gay. Yeah, does that kind of show California?

[00:05:48] Yeah. Yeah. I can't believe that was like punk. That guy sounds like a fucking clown.

[00:05:52] Like a literal circus clown. Yeah. Jello. Jello, Sakakara. Yeah, he was like a.

[00:06:01] He was he was actually murdered in chop over the weekend. Oh, really? A lot of

[00:06:06] people don't know that is that Jello B. Opera was raped and murdered. I did not

[00:06:09] know that. Man, the Seattle PD. Please stop doing this. Yeah, the police

[00:06:14] virus refusing your message because they they he fucked around and found out.

[00:06:19] You fucked around and found out because of according to the statute that when

[00:06:23] somebody fucks around and finds out we cannot investigate according to that

[00:06:28] as in as much. We have our own autonomous. Oh, no. Really? I thought about checking it out on the

[00:06:33] way to Barnes and Noble city hall. I'm so glad they reopened Barnes and Noble before the

[00:06:37] criterion sale. What do you mean there's a criterion? Oh, yeah, every July and there's a 50%

[00:06:43] in August. Yeah, they do. They do like a secret like. Oh, it's not a secret. It's not a secret. Yeah,

[00:06:49] I don't think it's well, the secret is that Barnes and Noble exists. Right. And then once you find

[00:06:54] that out, then you can damn I didn't even know Barnes and Noble was still around. Yeah, I know.

[00:06:58] That could be good. Online. What if they're hiding pussy in there too? There's good pussy

[00:07:03] of Barnes and Noble. I don't think they're brick and mortar anymore. Baby, are you serious?

[00:07:07] Some bunch of them. Are there? There's like six Barnes and Noble's in Brooklyn. Can I be honest?

[00:07:11] The vibes and Barnes and Noble. I've always enjoyed my time at a Barnes and Noble. I used to go.

[00:07:17] They had that little fucking. I can imagine young Starbros just

[00:07:21] his eyes welling up with tears imagining himself as someone who reads books. First of all,

[00:07:26] I could read and I did read back then. I used to steal. I was a young intellectual.

[00:07:31] But also they had a little fucking coffee shop and they had little muffins up front. Yeah.

[00:07:35] So there's nothing wrong. I was going to get to that. Trust me. He's looking at the books, have a

[00:07:41] biscotti. Absolutely. A couple of biscotti. I'm here to ride the escalator. I did like

[00:07:46] riding the escalator. Yeah. I'm here to read some cookies. Where was I? Oh yeah. I used to steal

[00:07:53] porn all the time. I would read. I used to care. When I was like 15 or 14, I wanted to be like my

[00:08:00] cousin. My cousin Leonita who now is a 37 year old man whose job is he works at a bar three months

[00:08:07] out of the year on the island with tourists. Yeah. Pretty good. He just lives in a tent in an island.

[00:08:13] And then he's a bar back as an almost 40 year old man. That's the other cool thing about Greece.

[00:08:19] Greece didn't. Greece shut everything down because of Corona and they completely controlled it.

[00:08:24] And they didn't give a fuck because they don't have an economy. They're just like, yeah, who gives

[00:08:27] a fuck? We're not losing our we don't have jobs. So they had a little leg up on everybody. Yeah,

[00:08:32] because everyone already was staying home. Yeah. They were all just getting fuck. Yeah, they're all

[00:08:36] just drinking coffee with their friends. Anyway, when I wanted to be like Leo, who was a big metalhead,

[00:08:43] I spent a lot of my time reading about I read the Led Zeppelin book where they talk about putting

[00:08:49] a fish in a woman's pussy. Oh yeah. Hammer of the gods. I believe that's the only book. I

[00:08:56] know that I'm thinking about. I think that's actually the only one of those that I read.

[00:08:59] But I thought about reading other ones too. So you read that and the giver. I read the giver.

[00:09:04] I read. I started reading something about black Sabbath. I read Aziz autobiography. Apparently,

[00:09:09] he's like retarded. Apparently he he said he was called thick back then, but he has a series of

[00:09:14] learning disabilities. And that's why he went into crime at first. But then he went into fucking

[00:09:20] metal. He went into being into British crime. He was yeah, he was like, he was he got he was

[00:09:27] a peaky blind. He was yeah. Yeah, the fucking scarecrow from Batman was ordering him around.

[00:09:33] It's just that's that's what all those it's you think there's there's no such thing as a

[00:09:37] cockney accent that's just retarded British man. There's no other option for people with a series

[00:09:43] of learning disabilities, but to go into crime. Yeah. Yeah. And he's already told.

[00:09:47] Oh, good way we do in the drawing. I wish why did it where which why did the bakery?

[00:09:54] I'm gonna get the baguettes and sell them for more. I'm trying to have a what do they call biscuit?

[00:10:02] No. Yeah, they call cookies biscuit. Fuck that. It's fucked up, right? That's very fucked up.

[00:10:08] That's a box stock and two extra chromosome. Yeah. And the guest who's actually is gay, Richie.

[00:10:15] Oh, nice. Thank you. He just makes the old return guys kiss. First movie.

[00:10:26] I started doing it. I'm not married to Madonna married to a guy instead because I'm gay.

[00:10:34] Who's like the male equivalent of Madonna? Male Donna.

[00:10:37] Uh, the male equivalent Madonna McDonald. Madonna.

[00:10:47] That's who gay Richie's husband. Madonna.

[00:10:55] This guy's like a virgin. I've never seen an asshole so tight. I've never seen anybody so

[00:11:00] beautifully. He's like a virgin. That's right. McDonald's. That's why I love him in sexual

[00:11:07] bit. I can't even I go. I can't even do British anymore. Yeah. I'm gone, Richie. I saw a guy

[00:11:15] Richie and a picture of Baron recently. He's glow on massive. He's tall. He's like six eight.

[00:11:22] He's enormous. Yeah. He could probably hoop. What if he became an awesome basketball player? That

[00:11:26] would be so annoying. Uh, I don't know. Well, he's going to become Dr. Manhattan. That's that's the

[00:11:31] track we're on is Baron Trump's going to fucking be a radiated and turned blue and live on the moon.

[00:11:37] Have his dick hanging out. Huge dick. And his society's all destroyed. His giant retard. It's

[00:11:42] just reflecting on. He's like, that's awesome. My son is he's 13 years old. He's seven foot five.

[00:11:51] It's tremendous. People say they've never seen such a beautiful penis. I like McDonald's.

[00:11:56] It's a lot of the energy. I'm like a virgin, folks. Where's some other Madonna songs?

[00:12:04] I don't know. A single other McDonald's. There's one that's an absolute jam.

[00:12:10] Take me. Like a prayer. Like a prayer is a fucking banger. Really? Yeah. Pop it up.

[00:12:20] I'll put them preach is another good one. But like a prayer, it has that fucking tasty

[00:12:25] ass right down on my knees. I'm going to take you. I didn't even knows about getting your

[00:12:29] dick. So a copy. Do black people say, McDonough? They say, I love this in McDonough.

[00:12:37] They say that. Yeah. Pretty sure. Is that a thing? My people, they add mix. Yeah. Sometimes like

[00:12:42] screet. That's how they found out. Things get changed to a cave for some reason. Yeah.

[00:12:47] I think with Madonna, McDonough. McDonough. I don't believe you know what? I think there might be

[00:12:53] places where that's emergent. Okay. One of my favorite one of those I ever saw.

[00:12:57] I was in a 7-Eleven one time and these black teenagers come in and one of them yells to his

[00:13:01] friend. He's like, Hey, get me a slurshy. Yeah. Slurshy's really good.

[00:13:12] Because it's got slur and yeah, you know, that's the only part they save. The rest of the word is

[00:13:18] yeah, I'll get rid of slur. Slurr stays the same. Slurr's good. Slurr, we're keeping that.

[00:13:25] And then we're just going to make up the end part here.

[00:13:30] Two chains used to do something where he would put ends or like a nose or something like I don't

[00:13:35] remember what he did. But one time he was saying he was going to get some pussy and he was like,

[00:13:39] I'm going to get some penosi. And it sounded like he said penisys like peanut. I'm for you.

[00:13:44] No see penosi. Did you see that that Walley tweet? What? He's like, my new album is called

[00:13:52] It's pain plus famous money. I'm calling it pain.

[00:14:01] That's awesome. I love that he has to explain it first because it doesn't make any fucking sense.

[00:14:07] Yeah, it sounds like you're either saying penis penis. He's like, by the way,

[00:14:11] this is my like your asshole got fucked so much. It hurts. I pitched it to a bunch of people and

[00:14:16] they said no. So I'm just going to explain what it means. And pain is pain is awesome.

[00:14:23] Dude, my penis. Pain is really good. It's really good. I hope that was real and not made up to

[00:14:30] it. But I'm pretty sure he did. You might you might have gotten caught with your pants down.

[00:14:34] Maybe I've been fooled once again by one of the everyone. Everyone thought that that Jersey Mike's

[00:14:42] was renaming their sandwich, the BLM. Yeah, there was no way that was. Yeah, that's ridiculous.

[00:14:48] But everybody thought that shit. At least everyone. A lot of basketball.

[00:14:52] Jersey Mike's was like, Hey, we're not racist anymore. We're taking Jersey out of the name.

[00:14:58] Now it's just called Michaels. It's called sandwiches by Michael Michael.

[00:15:02] They would not the gay art one either. It's gay. It's a gay Mike a gay man named Michael. Gay Michael

[00:15:08] sandwiches. Yeah, human his husband have a combined income of $750,000. And they're down with the cause.

[00:15:20] Oh, fuck boys. I want to fuck boys. You see that. That was real. What some girl posted like

[00:15:28] some thing on Instagram, I like an email from a professor or sister and their families like

[00:15:33] Vietnamese. And this. Oh, I did see this. This girl's name is Ph. U. C. B. U. I. Yeah. And the professor

[00:15:41] was like, Can you please angle size your name? I would call you fuck boy. Yeah, just don't say

[00:15:50] fuck boy. Fuck boy. Like if I like if I move to China, right? And my name meant life.

[00:15:58] Mr. P. Your name was my penis. My full name. Not even Mr. But like when you like the like the

[00:16:07] sound of my name meant like a boo that don't call you back. Like if that was the full name, I'd be

[00:16:13] like, Okay, I'll pick a Chinese name. I'm Luke Kang. No. Yeah. But he was probably not it's not is

[00:16:21] it pronounced fuck boy? Yes, it is. All right, man. Hold on. Let me load up my I didn't even

[00:16:30] look into it at all. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Also, who use somebody's full name color color. I think that's

[00:16:43] her. Her first name is fuck boy. Fuck boy. Fuck boy. That's awesome. Well, because I did. I say

[00:16:49] keep it but make him say it in that voice. I had a character there. I was laughing about for like

[00:16:53] a month. It was like a Vietnamese guy that hates a self loathing Asian Vietnamese guy named fuck

[00:16:59] band Gook. Yes, that's right. I remember that. Yeah. Yeah, my name means I fuck bang Gook.

[00:17:08] I do recall that. Yeah. Getting that text.

[00:17:11] Get me again. Fuck bang. That's right. That is correct. That is correct. Damn, it's stuffy in here,

[00:17:23] bro. I know. It's right. The window is

[00:17:27] It's not cracked, but it is kind of humid outside. Maybe run the AC. Fuck it.

[00:17:33] Fuck it, bitch. Boy, did my dick. I'm gay.

[00:17:40] Suck man. I only get phone calls when I'm doing a podcast. I'm sorry to hear it.

[00:17:53] Inconvenient timing that I made a nose snorting clearing my throat voice right as you ripped ass.

[00:17:59] Sounds like that was directly in my face. Well, it was. For everyone at home, it was.

[00:18:05] Nick. No, everyone is using his phone.

[00:18:07] Stop as a saddle on his head. I'm riding him around.

[00:18:12] He's gonna be so sad. It's completely naked and I'm riding around. I am naked.

[00:18:16] It is a helmet. He has a propeller beanie on. I am wearing one of those propellers removed.

[00:18:23] I never said no. A helmet? I'm wearing a propeller beanie. That is a multi-colored helmet with a saddle on it.

[00:18:30] And I'm riding him around. Adam, no, it's not. I've got a stick with a hot dog on the end.

[00:18:36] Bangling from the string. No, do not. Did that wouldn't work? Because I just had a bagel.

[00:18:40] So I'm not even that hungry. I don't like hot dogs that much. I'm not even hungry, actually.

[00:18:46] Dude, I had lunch with Ralphie Mae rest in peace one time. He's a very good guy.

[00:18:49] I heard he was really nice. He was a fucking sweetheart. But we started a larger conversation

[00:18:55] about diet and exercise or whatever. And then he was like, yeah, the doctor's got no idea why

[00:19:02] why I'm this size. The team of doctors. The team of doctors day and night.

[00:19:13] Yeah, I'm going over the details. I guess so. I'm like, for the most part,

[00:19:16] I mean, yeah, there is like other issues. But for the most part, a lot of that shit is just sort

[00:19:20] of like calories in, calories out or whatever. He's like, but you know, I mean, he's like,

[00:19:24] I want a food. I don't need any of it. And then he like kind of like, I feel like he forced himself

[00:19:29] to not eat it because he already ordered a shit ton of food or at the restaurant.

[00:19:34] Right. And then you were telling me that what he ordered was wild. That was the same. It might

[00:19:41] have been the same like weekend. Different meal. But yeah, different meal. We went out to like

[00:19:45] breakfast and got a cheeseburger and he only ate half of it. Breakfast. Yeah, that wasn't breakfast.

[00:19:53] Maybe it was lunch. I don't know. Yes. I'm trying to figure out whether it was the same day,

[00:19:57] different meals, right? Right. So it must have been different days because I distinctly remember

[00:20:01] it was a cheeseburger that he cut in half while making the point that like, you know, I mean,

[00:20:05] I don't even need anything to know the second you were gone. He had a full pizza. But then he took

[00:20:10] us all the he took a bunch of people like Papa does and drop like fucking like three grand.

[00:20:16] What's Papa does? It's like a seafood. Yeah. Yeah. We were in New Orleans. I mean,

[00:20:23] you've never heard of his place. And I just mentioned the name and your brain can already do the

[00:20:29] arithmetic. Yeah. What's Papa does? Oh, it's a seafood. Calculating. Calculated.

[00:20:35] Yeah. And we're the guy fried baby alligators on the menu with a Creole dipping saw.

[00:20:45] Sequasians. Yeah. It is what happened to math. Somewhere in the back of my head,

[00:20:51] I know that there's a restaurant called Papa do's in you. It's New Orleans, right?

[00:20:56] Or no, maybe just like a

[00:20:59] next game. Oh, yeah. So now I'm checking a voicemail real quick. All right.

[00:21:03] Yeah. The company that makes the fucking light ring that's broken that we can't use.

[00:21:09] So oh, yeah, we're gonna have videos that I call I recall I recall they have a technical

[00:21:14] support department where you have to leave a voicemail. That's that always works. Yeah. Why?

[00:21:22] I have no idea. One at an email.

[00:21:23] One but Ralphie May. Oh, yeah. Papa do's. So that's a story. If you're new to the podcast,

[00:21:33] you've probably only heard that one two or three times. You were getting the same stories

[00:21:39] from now until it ends. Yeah. And just understand. Yeah. Our lives stopped happening the second

[00:21:45] this started. It's it's what what eternal recurrence. The second the second the show made

[00:21:50] enough money that I could afford my $400 rent. So I was diluting myself. There was a couple months

[00:21:55] there where I'm like, I'm putting all of this money in savings and I'm keeping my day job and

[00:21:59] I'm just gonna. Yeah, you wanted to stay on the truck and then I bought PlayStation. I was like,

[00:22:04] never mind. I will not be doing that sounds gay. But you like periodically have like

[00:22:13] like designs on getting a working man job. I did. You wanted to work at the Volvo dealership.

[00:22:19] I did actually keep the the truck job for months. Yeah, you're doing it for a while.

[00:22:25] You for a while. Yeah, actually I continued doing those jobs for like a year after. Yeah, but.

[00:22:31] Yeah, I did. I thought about that too. But then I was like, I think we talked about this last

[00:22:35] week. You did the you do the math on how much a regular job you're like, what the fuck?

[00:22:41] I'm working at a grocery. I wanted to work at a grocery store to get lunch meets on discount.

[00:22:47] When was this when you moved to New York? Just probably. Yeah. Well, doing the truck jobs is like,

[00:22:52] sometimes it's just nice to be in a production environment. I mean, it is,

[00:22:56] it's, you know, gets you out of the house. Yeah. The jobs are fun. Usually you see something

[00:23:00] different every time. Yeah. But. And they pay a lot. It's when you do have the out of being like,

[00:23:07] why don't you need to do this? It's very easy to not. I mean, it's very easy to not do anything.

[00:23:12] I love not doing anything. Like the dishes. You know what I mean?

[00:23:16] Absolutely brother. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I remember one of those jobs they called

[00:23:21] Nick up and you called me and were like, Hey, they just, they told me that, you know,

[00:23:26] you have to dress like you want a future in the film industry tomorrow. And I was like,

[00:23:30] Nick, are you gonna do that? He's like, absolutely not. Yeah, that job sucked. And that guy was a

[00:23:38] dickhead. Yeah, that's a problem is like, sometimes you do for the most part doing that job, the

[00:23:42] people that you're like answering to used to also drive the truck and work the way up. Right.

[00:23:47] Right. Right. Right. But sometimes it's just because the people that are like directors or whatever,

[00:23:53] usually they're like fucking either NYU or something. Yeah. The people that are like 48 years old and

[00:23:59] dress like they're 23. Yeah. Yeah. And they just like fucking were handed this like bullshit commercial

[00:24:06] director life. All right. Because commercial directors don't actually direct. There's always

[00:24:11] the client. I don't think they really do any. Yeah. It's always like the fucking bullshit like

[00:24:16] marketing person at the company that's like, that's like, like running the show. Commercial

[00:24:22] directors kind of just like stand there and. But yeah, that one we both did was fucking insane.

[00:24:29] That guy was like asking me to like pay for parking for the truck out of pocket. What? And you know,

[00:24:35] and he's like, Oh, reimburse you. Is that the one at Chelsea Piers? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then it

[00:24:40] took a month to get payment, but then the reimbursement payment, it's like this is fucking completely

[00:24:45] unacceptable. Yeah. We should find him in fucking months. I got in trouble for his staying around

[00:24:49] craft services for too long on that job. What are you? What were you eating? I was just like

[00:24:54] eating all day respect. Yeah. As you should, that's that's who it's for. Right. That's who that food

[00:25:01] is for. I know. Not the people that are going to go out anyways and have a $6,000 dinner after.

[00:25:07] Yeah. It was like, I was so broke. Yeah. You had too many grapes. Yeah. That's what I mean is like,

[00:25:15] there's no understanding. Yeah. Like it really, I mean, it really is people should have to go to a

[00:25:21] labor prison camp for like, there should be some kind of reeducation eight months minimum. Yeah. I

[00:25:26] mean, like, and that is people did used to have a concept of like everyone should have a summer job.

[00:25:32] Right. Yeah. 15 or 16, you should be working at McDonald's or something. Yeah. Or pushing cards

[00:25:37] that the soup doing something that sucks, dicks. So you know how much that sucks. And there should

[00:25:42] be some kind of social credit system or surveillance state that monitors. I mean, really not like all

[00:25:48] of all of like your phone calls, the customer service departments. They should go into some kind

[00:25:53] of like statewide monitoring thing. And if you ever like fucking lose your shit in a way that's

[00:25:59] unwarranted. Yeah. At somebody that works in a call center, it should check your phone,

[00:26:03] go right back to the labor camp. Yeah. And then you have to do a year. The labor camps,

[00:26:08] which are just the call centers. So you can never have any system. Yeah. Okay. That's a perfect

[00:26:15] engine. That's very equitable. It's the most, it's a beautiful engine. Like in a snow piercer.

[00:26:22] It's going to be cool in 30 years when we all just have to learn like broken Chinese and we all

[00:26:27] get call center jobs doing technical support for the Chinese sex robots that they're all married

[00:26:31] to over there. They just need housing.

[00:26:42] The pussy doesn't work. Speak Chinese fucking back.

[00:26:47] It's not your real fucking name. I am very sorry. Your name is not really fuck boy.

[00:26:59] Your name is Nick, isn't it?

[00:27:02] No, you probably got a weird name like John or Eric. It's not fuck me.

[00:27:08] It would be that would be a nice act of like quiet rebellion is

[00:27:17] reinforced into just answering phones for Chinese sex robot companies, but you get to pick your name.

[00:27:22] Oh, yeah. And you're good. My name is fuck ding dongs. My name is Ching Chong Bing Bong.

[00:27:30] That's how we resist.

[00:27:36] Okay. Ching Chong Bing.

[00:27:43] And fucking every time he heads the phone you go, thank you for taking support. My name is Ching Chong Bing Bong.

[00:27:48] How can I help you?

[00:27:49] That's like our real knowledge. That's our amazing grace.

[00:28:01] Ching Chong Bing Bong.

[00:28:07] Ching Chong Bing Bong.

[00:28:09] Ching Chong.

[00:28:11] Ching Chong.

[00:28:18] And they all started off as like an African doing a racist impression of the English language.

[00:28:26] Like this is how stupid they sound. And it's just an approximation. And then that's how it became

[00:28:31] what it is. I like be cracked the code. Yeah. I like to go back to the Ching Chong Bing Bong thing.

[00:28:35] At some point they go they try and get us all to stop. And they're like,

[00:28:39] which one of you here is Ching Chong Bing Bong. And then it's like Spartacus.

[00:28:43] Where's like, I am Ching Chong Bing Bong. I am Ching Chong Bing Bong. And we all get crucified

[00:28:50] for our beliefs.

[00:28:55] Oh, I can't wait to resist.

[00:28:59] Oh, fuck. Damn, I want more water.

[00:29:02] I once was straight, but now I'm gay. I want to be ice-cossy.

[00:29:11] Dude, I love that. I love this recent thing where it's like every morning there's a thunderstorm

[00:29:16] and then it goes away. It's nice. It's kind of nice. It's like monsoon season.

[00:29:20] I was smoking that CBD weed. Hell yeah. Me too.

[00:29:24] Which I love. I love it too. It's great. It's fucking great, dude. I like it.

[00:29:29] This is the read. We literally love it. It makes me feel like the dude, you know?

[00:29:34] Like I'm waking up and getting toasted. It makes you feel like that. It makes you feel

[00:29:38] bored, but you're also your day is not ruined because you're not like fucking like,

[00:29:42] Oh, fuck dude. It's got for me.

[00:29:49] Yeah. It is quite nice. I think I ran out or I don't know where I put it or something.

[00:29:56] You ran out of the stash and I literally have been. Oh, they said they could send more.

[00:30:00] Oh, hell yeah. Keep it coming. Yeah. Keep it coming.

[00:30:04] I'm going to respond to that email. Keep it coming if you're listening. This is basically a free read.

[00:30:09] It's a free read. There's slogan. If it's if you got it, then it's it is smoking.

[00:30:15] If you got it. It is. Smoke them if you got them. It's like whatever fucking guy was like

[00:30:20] somebody's cousin that became the marketing. Yeah. It was like, how about smoke it, you know?

[00:30:25] Yeah. It's because you do what you feel, bro. How about this?

[00:30:30] Just do just smoke it. Just smoke weed. You've always been the smart one in the family.

[00:30:37] I do love when businesses just like if there was a restaurant, there was just one.

[00:30:42] You just have your one cousin who's not in the kitchen. You know, man, you're going to do the

[00:30:46] advertising. I'm a aesthetics. Yeah. I'm thinking. I, you know, I think of like artistic style, you know.

[00:30:55] That's how that is funny that one Chinese place you went to that was like all like matrix type

[00:31:00] shit. Oh, yeah. Mission Chinese. Yeah. Yeah. That's like I've been I've been back there a couple

[00:31:06] times. It's not even Chinese food though. It's not. It's like it's like fucking like just some guy

[00:31:12] that's been a chef for 400 years. Yeah. Just in New York, like chef who's he spends 50% of his time

[00:31:19] cooking and then the other 50% of the time being profiled in magazine. Yeah.

[00:31:25] Like that one of those kind of one that level of shit. I think he's a Korean guy that was raised

[00:31:30] by Jews is now like fucking just like tripping strikes if you ask me off his own cooking fumes.

[00:31:37] Yeah. It's like, you know, doing like the music that's what's going on. I don't even know how you

[00:31:43] like they would come up with some of those because it's not Chinese. I mean, it's just like it's

[00:31:46] something that if you've already tasted everything that you'd only come up with if you've done it.

[00:31:51] It's just a ton of szechuan peppercorns and everything. I fuck with szechuan pepper. I just got some

[00:31:57] sorry guys from amazon.com. Wow. Putting money in Bezos pockets. Well, I really want I want to have

[00:32:04] good Chinese. We'll just what staples you're about to fucking leave. You could have called you could

[00:32:09] have fucking ordered it. We've gone seven let it come in seven days. I guess I should. But you had to do

[00:32:15] prime even though you're about to leave for the whole fucking weekend. And I got Chinese cooking

[00:32:21] wine and dark soy sauce. There's not a different kind of soy sauce. There are multiple differences.

[00:32:27] There's black soy sauce, which is like molasses and sweet. And then there's dark soy sauce, which

[00:32:32] is like Chinese soy sauce. What do we what kind of swill do we have? Well, there's a bunch of

[00:32:38] different kinds of there's tamari, which is like a different kind. If you're gluten free. I've had

[00:32:44] tamari. Yeah, it's not bad. It's all right. Yeah. I've been getting into Chinese cooking now.

[00:32:50] Soy sauces. Yeah, dude. It's my favorite food. Of course. I would say Asian in general is my

[00:32:56] favorite, but I guess why I have to narrow it down. It's still Korean. Still just kbq. It's Korean.

[00:33:04] Damn, when's the next time I'm going to get to go to kbq? A communal type of food seems like the

[00:33:10] kind of shit they won't let you have. Oh, yeah, with COVID unless they put you in a little dome.

[00:33:16] And it's just you and your friends in a glass dome having Korean barbecue. Donald Trump. You

[00:33:20] need to open up hibachi. Yeah, I have to go to a betting on this.

[00:33:26] I'm thinking about where do we go? We mean you went to Japanese barbecue somewhere. Is that

[00:33:31] it? He was in Montreal. Yeah, damn. I love that. That was good. After we saw that open

[00:33:35] way. What's it called? Yaki Niku. Yeah. Yaki Niku. That's correct. Yeah. Good job. I love just

[00:33:40] going just scared. Getting completely irresponsible food. I met up with David in Toronto. Hell yeah.

[00:33:47] And like I guess the timing got fucked up. So I was just a Japanese bar. Is it like a

[00:33:52] gewhaku by myself for like an hour and a half respect? And I'm like, well, I guess I got to

[00:33:57] keep the food coming. Dude, that's a dream for me having to kill having to kill an hour and a half

[00:34:03] in a fucking barbecue restaurant like that. Oh my god. How dare you. Oh, I'm sorry. I'll just I

[00:34:09] don't want to be rude to you. Like it's okay. Well, wait. No, I don't want to be rude. Yeah. So

[00:34:14] just I don't I'm a I have manners. Yeah. I'm like you Japanese people. Yeah. Why don't you put your

[00:34:19] shoes back on? She's back on bringing another plate of the ring back on and get back in the kitchen.

[00:34:25] I remember when I was a kid, I thought Hibachi was the coolest thing. Like the tricks that they

[00:34:30] did and stuff. I used to beg my parents to get a pretty I've never been to one of those places.

[00:34:34] What never never wants. I went on prom night. I think I did think it was the guy. It was a cool

[00:34:41] concept to fuck the guy. But yeah, that's so weird. The closest thing to that is I had a friend that

[00:34:47] took us to the melting pot. Oh, yeah. Fondue's probably dead too on their birthday. Oh my god.

[00:34:55] There goes fondue. There goes I've never had fondue. And I guess we never will. That shit was cool.

[00:35:00] Really? Yeah. So you're coming out pro fondue? Well, I mean, it's it's cool because you're doing

[00:35:05] something. I like do something. That's part of the KBBQ. That's why diners work because they, you know,

[00:35:10] there's a jukebox somewhere usually. Yep. Drinking coffee the whole time. That is very funny that

[00:35:16] they put jukeboxes and diners. Mm hmm. That they give they give somebody they put that kind of

[00:35:22] control just to people that are in diners. Yeah. Well, it used to be the only restaurant allowed

[00:35:26] was a diner. That was the only restaurant in a whole town. Yeah. You know, what do you mean?

[00:35:32] But what does it have to do with your boxes? Well, because it's entertainment.

[00:35:36] No, but I mean, it's like that it's not in the back and the staff chooses. I know they put in

[00:35:43] the hands of the people. It was a draw. Yeah. Mm hmm. To get the youth in there. Yeah, that's I

[00:35:48] think it's a good idea to start like a fine dining restaurant that also has jukeboxes.

[00:35:52] It's no, that's a bad idea. What about a French restaurant? That's a horrible

[00:35:55] Bistro. Yeah. A jukebox. A French restaurant with like they only have like, was it pre

[00:36:01] pre price fixed? Yeah, pre fee. Yeah. Yeah. Pre fee. Yeah. Pre fee. Jukebox. I don't know.

[00:36:06] I never know how many letters pronounce in French. Polifi. I usually go none of them.

[00:36:11] Yeah. I'm not even going to say this word. I love that. They're like,

[00:36:14] they're like, we are so lazy. We say half the word. Yeah. We do a French restaurant and I

[00:36:20] suppose like that. But then it also just has a chucky cheese going around. This kind of rack

[00:36:25] costs you going around asking people other meal. Yeah. Because French people are retarded. They are.

[00:36:33] They are. Yeah. I'm a French chucky. I'm French chucky.

[00:36:38] Yeah. It's a big red, but I love him. Bonjour chucky. Bonjour chucky, bro.

[00:36:46] Puffoque maas. Puffoque maas, brie. Bonjour chucky. Puffoque maas,

[00:36:52] I'm out that now. Merci tuffoque maas, a chucky. Puffoque chafoque maas.

[00:37:00] I watched John Wick again last night. Respect. You know what I watched? I watched him take

[00:37:05] off a man's pants with a fucking pencil. I watched him bring a man to orgasm with a pencil.

[00:37:13] He he he he he he's G spot from the back with only a pencil. I watched a movie that seems like

[00:37:20] it's one of the original like type of those types of movies. Which is what it's called the

[00:37:26] Lone Wolf and the Cub. It's some Japanese. I got criteria on now. I got criteria on recently.

[00:37:33] And it's like a 1970s Japanese movie. And it's about a fucking guy that they try and dishonor him,

[00:37:39] but he just do he slashes everybody in the fuck up. It's John Wick style. And there's a part in the

[00:37:45] movie where a bunch of bandits are like, we're gonna kill you unless you fuck this hot lady.

[00:37:52] And the and the lady's like, he's like, oh, she's getting ready to kill herself. She's like,

[00:37:57] yeah, a samurai like that would never fuck me. And then he's like, wait. And then he bucks

[00:38:04] her while everybody watches. And then she's like, she's like, I knew he was on it. I knew he was

[00:38:09] honorable and not a coward because he could stay hard the whole time. Wow. Watch this. What a great

[00:38:15] guy. It was honestly one of the best movies I've ever seen in my life. Really? I mean, it sounds

[00:38:19] cool. It was fucking tight. You ever see Tokyo drifter? Yeah. Yeah. That movie's cool. It's sick.

[00:38:24] No, I said, but do that when Tokyo drifter with John criteria. Dude, I'm about to go crazy with

[00:38:29] the old ass movies. Ever since I watched 1938 Robin Hood, I'm in on this shit now. I'm watching

[00:38:35] all that was the arrow Flynn one arrow Flynn. Yeah. Shouts out to arrow. He was charismatic.

[00:38:41] He was drunk his entire life. Respect. He just kept above Australian. When the fuck did they

[00:38:46] start letting Australian people in no America? 1938 is too early for that type of shit.

[00:38:51] What you think that there was a ban on Australians? It's fucked up to me that there was an Australian

[00:38:56] star in America in 1938 when the rest everything else was so racist. There was no prejudice towards

[00:39:03] Australians. Well, they're white. It just seems like there should have been some. Well, I agree

[00:39:07] there should be more racism towards Australia. I'm just saying everyone people is the 30s.

[00:39:13] You know what I mean? There's still like basic sharecropping going on. Yeah, we just let

[00:39:17] Australians fucking waltz in here. Yeah, that's fucked up. And he gets to be a big time movie

[00:39:22] store. He gets to be a swashbuckle. That dude. Fuck arrow Flynn. No, he's tight. He was cool. I

[00:39:28] didn't like him. He said like sex parties or something. I have to admit, I liked him a good deal.

[00:39:33] And just something strikes rubs me the wrong way with Australia being legitimized.

[00:39:37] So early in the America. Yeah, man. I just feel like it should be a post World War two thing.

[00:39:44] What was that? It was part of England. I would fuck didn't even get over here. 1938.

[00:39:49] They're an Australian movie. For real. How how good were the planes in 1938?

[00:39:55] What do you mean? They had planes from Australia. Like how long did they take you

[00:39:58] to from Australia to America in 1930s? I guess they had plans that you have to take a boat.

[00:40:03] You're in the fucking boat for like months. Taking a boat was sick. A boat from Australia to America

[00:40:08] in the 30s. That must have been fucking horrible. Yeah. And yeah, like what else are you going to do?

[00:40:14] I don't know. It's funny because it's like there's so many distractions now, but then you spend so

[00:40:18] much time on the distractions that it's like you go back 15 years ago and you're like what if

[00:40:23] what if I gave you a small handheld phone and you had to stare at it for 15 hours a day every day

[00:40:32] of your life? Yeah. Be like, Oh shit, I don't know if I could do that. You're like, no, but there's

[00:40:36] words on there that make you angry. Right. Right. Right. Yeah. And then you can beat off every once

[00:40:43] in a while to just calm you down. Yeah. I have been watching a lot of entourage recently. It is very

[00:40:49] funny. Nice to see flip. I need drugs now to not use my phone. Yeah. My well, time to smoke drugs

[00:40:56] so I can smoke drugs, put the phone out of time and do psychedelics. So I can watch John Wick.

[00:41:01] Yeah. Which feels like somehow like better for you. Absolutely. Yeah. It is. Finally logged off,

[00:41:08] back went to going back to been completely enveloped in media the way I was 20 years ago. Yes. This is

[00:41:16] the this is the thing that was ruining my brain before this thing that we are everybody already

[00:41:20] was kind of cynical. Yeah. Oh fuck, dude. But yeah, I'm about to be a little film buff, dude. I got

[00:41:28] the criteria on I'm loving that for you. I got rid of the criteria and channel. I'm going back to

[00:41:34] the blue race. Mm. Is what makes criteria. I'm not a collector type guy. It's not the collection.

[00:41:40] It's all the supplementary materials and a lot of the fucking shit on the criteria and channel.

[00:41:45] It's better. I feel like better on film struck, but like on the criteria and channel, it's

[00:41:49] lacking. Well, I just don't give a fuck about any of that. I just want actual access to the

[00:41:54] movies. Yeah. Well, they do a lot of them do have like the criterion collection on the streaming

[00:42:00] platform where they have like the supplemental and stuff, but who does not bring every what do you

[00:42:04] mean a lot of them? A lot of the titles they they like. They have some of them, but I've looked at

[00:42:10] things that I have the physical copy of and it's like half of the content. Yeah, sure. You know,

[00:42:15] it's just not there. Some of them come with like a two hour documentary or like the DVD commentary.

[00:42:21] See, I got to watch. I just want to watch the fucking movie, man. I don't eat all that shit.

[00:42:26] There's so many movies. I'm going to watch a movie about the movie I just watched.

[00:42:29] Yeah, if you watch a movie and you like it, you want to like consume more about the movie.

[00:42:33] I guess that's true. I would watch figure out like what the people who made it were thinking.

[00:42:36] I guess I would watch more about that 1938 Robin Hood. Yeah, there you go. It was cool, man.

[00:42:41] You were watching an interview with the director or maybe like shot shot by shot the director being

[00:42:46] like, okay, yeah, what we're doing. I've changed my mind completely on this point.

[00:42:52] I was done a complete 180 on this. Yeah, no, that sounds awesome. It's fucking sweet. Now I'm pissed.

[00:42:57] DVDs came out and like DVDs all had DVD commentary and I was pitching this big feature and basically

[00:43:02] the only people that gave a shit about it are like absolute movie fans. Right, right. So most

[00:43:07] people were like, who gives the shit about DVD comedy? I used I did used to actually listen to that stuff.

[00:43:11] Yeah, and it's cool. Yeah. Yeah. I used to listen. I listened to especially when I was like

[00:43:15] a kid that wanted to do comedy. I would listen to the Anchorman one and I listened to the fucking

[00:43:22] 40 year old Virgin one big time. Yeah. Well, the other thing is they put that DVD commentary on

[00:43:28] shit that didn't need it. And then it's like now special features are like, I don't even know.

[00:43:33] I didn't even look. I have a copy of Logan on 4K and one of the special features is watch the

[00:43:39] movie in black and white. Right. Right. Right. Right. How is that even? I could do that on my TV,

[00:43:44] fucking assholes. Yeah. That's barely a special feature. Watch a sheet of your version of the

[00:43:49] movie in a way. It wasn't even it'll buffer with the way we weren't it didn't intend to present it.

[00:43:57] Yeah, I feel like special features went away when people stopped renting movies that like

[00:44:02] blockbuster. That's when I used to watch all of them when I started like renting movies.

[00:44:08] Well, I don't think it was rent. I was just like when it became streaming. No one gave a fucking

[00:44:11] movie anymore. Yeah. The rental aspect. Oh, yeah. Sure. Yeah. Remember the children of men

[00:44:19] documentary? That was a good ass movie. That's where I found out about was that on the DVD?

[00:44:24] It was on the DVD. That's when I found out who slavos Yee-jek was when I was like 60.

[00:44:29] Children are men is the children are men is a good ass movie. Has anybody been

[00:44:32] eating penis of children as a good movie about Adams penis? Yes, that's true. If penis of children.

[00:44:37] And it's actually about your penis. Oh, it's okay. You're the children. One of the children.

[00:44:44] Children of penis? No, no, no. Penis of children. Penis of children. Adams favorite movie.

[00:44:52] Yeah, it's a movie about you on one hand, but on the other hand, it's a it's your favorite movie

[00:44:58] because the time it spends on a different because it's you would think it's just about

[00:45:04] literal children's penises. But some of the time it's about an adult man's penis that's

[00:45:08] his size. You know, child and that's the part of it that's about you. Yeah, but your favorite

[00:45:13] the part of it that's your favorite movie is about half of the movie is actually spent

[00:45:17] on actual children's penises. And that's your favorite. I was looking at some baby pics,

[00:45:24] you know, like the the bathtub. The bathtub pics that your parents take pathetic what I was

[00:45:29] working with. My my, if I was my parents, I would have thrown me in the fucking dumpster.

[00:45:34] Honestly, my dad for a job, baby, as a baby, it didn't it. My dick was nice for a baby,

[00:45:40] but then it just didn't keep growing. I mean, you grow a little bit. Yeah, I don't have a baby's

[00:45:45] penis, certainly. But I don't have as big a penis as you would have guessed. If you looked at my

[00:45:51] penis as a child. Oh, I mean, thank God. Thank God I grew out of that. But yeah, that's just that

[00:45:57] shit used to turtle used to go inside. Mm hmm. You know, there's a very good picture of me and my

[00:46:04] brothers all nude holding hands sitting on a watermelon holding each other's penises. We're not

[00:46:09] holding each other's socks. To which let you just do that. Yeah, you did that for your fundraiser.

[00:46:17] I thought there are. I thought they were like pretty strict about what's on there. But that's

[00:46:22] look, if it raises money for Black lives, you know, you got to do it for be more baby.

[00:46:27] More bait body more murder land. That's very cool. Yeah. So I showed my cock off on Twitch with

[00:46:34] my brothers. We pressed it up against the webcams. I'm just reading a Reddit argument about

[00:46:39] children. What do they say? Well, I was looking to see if any of the

[00:46:44] like the the art bag distribution companies had a release of it or whatever. So on the criteria one.

[00:46:51] There is a criteria version. There is not a criterion version. Oh, there should be. No,

[00:46:55] it's not a criterion. It's good as fuck. It's so good. That tracking shot seems. That's awesome.

[00:47:02] It's so cool. I mean, they'll put anything in the fucking criterion. They put on the good. The whole

[00:47:06] like thesis. Yeah. Yeah. The whole idea of the criterion collection is that it's supposed to be

[00:47:11] important contributions to like that specific genre. Oh, there's a lot of bad movies in

[00:47:16] Christ. But yeah, there's shit like they put fucking marriage stories going in the criterion collection.

[00:47:21] Snooze. Yeah, I will never watch it. It looks like shit. I watch it. I watch it because I

[00:47:26] yeah, I was like maybe I'm wrong. I mean, this looks stupid, but maybe I'm wrong. But it's

[00:47:30] there's fucking nothing there. Yeah, it's the woman's fault. It looks horrible. I hope it's the

[00:47:35] woman's course. Of course. I don't have to see it to know that that it's the one. Well, it's the

[00:47:39] director. It's a director. Bomba. No, no, no, bomba. Cloth. No, a bomb.

[00:47:45] Bocrot. Is he married to somebody? Yeah, he's married that Francis Hall lady.

[00:47:51] Never seen the lady that made it. But check this out. Go start way of the samurai is coming to

[00:47:56] criterion. Hell yeah. Which fuck yeah, dude. That was that was my favorite movie when I was like,

[00:48:01] I think 13 or 14. I never saw it. I always wanted to. And it's hard to find now, actually.

[00:48:06] I used to have it on DVD, but I sold all of my DVDs. Wow. Years ago to become one with Go

[00:48:13] Stoggers. I got like, I got like $150 for like probably like 20 video game 20 Xbox 360 games.

[00:48:25] And then like probably 25 DVDs. And you packed up your bindles started walking to Austin. No,

[00:48:32] the other way. Los Angeles to LA. Yeah. Don't need these anymore. I'm going to be making the

[00:48:37] movie. I'm excited. I'm going to be making the pornography. I'm going to be making the

[00:48:44] DVD. I'm excited about this sale though. Excited. What am I going to pick up the special features?

[00:48:48] I'm going to watch the booklets. I'm going to flip through. Oh yeah. While eating seaweed snacks.

[00:48:54] Smoking my CBD oil. Stroking your chin. I'm a man of the 2020s. That's right.

[00:48:59] Yeah. When I. So wait, how much do they cost? Normally they're like 30 to 40 dollars each.

[00:49:08] Yeah. I mean, they're pretty expensive. So when they go, that's why they can do a 50% off sale.

[00:49:12] Because they're like, guess what? They're priced normally their price. Would it still for some,

[00:49:16] in some cases, might be a little too much. But yeah, sorry pigs take it. Sorry, you fucking

[00:49:21] boot looking. That's the next step in like woke marketing is this company is being like,

[00:49:28] yeah, this is McDonald's being like, why don't you go to Burger King? You fucking bootle it.

[00:49:32] You fang it. You bootle it. There's no ethical consumption under capitalist. So you might as well

[00:49:37] get on. Might as well just go might as well just go to another fucking place. We don't even want

[00:49:41] customers pussy. People being like, I know where I'm eating lunch today. And retweeting it.

[00:49:49] Oh no, I'm getting a burger today. And the place that they communism the right way.

[00:49:57] This week, I can't wait to have my communist lunch. And then go do communist shopping and

[00:50:05] pottery barn. Who just released their trans retard. Fuck cops in the ass couch. I designed

[00:50:18] a made out of a Bolivian trans woman's pubes. It's a throw pill a throw rug. No, you don't

[00:50:27] understand our slaves are ironic. It's performance art. That chop shit is so funny,

[00:50:38] which it's like, I can kind of get what we're the guys doing. They got the wrong guy. It was like

[00:50:43] a Briana Taylor's none of that. It doesn't matter. I mean, the thing is, is like, you watch,

[00:50:47] what is it? They were just in an SUV. I watched a bunch of video from that night. Yeah. And when

[00:50:54] you watch all of the video, it's clear that there were like multiple shooting incidences

[00:50:59] throughout the night, none of which were called on film. That whole like area is like a couple

[00:51:05] of blocks and there's not surprisingly not a lot of video. I guess it mostly clears out at night.

[00:51:11] Right. What even exactly is it? It's a couple blocks. We have the same thing down at Capitol Hill.

[00:51:15] Yeah. People like camping, they occupy the city barricaded the streets off and they like

[00:51:20] surrendered the police department and they were like, you guys do whatever you want. And in the

[00:51:24] handstand, yeah, in the beginning, like it was like this fucking open air like fucking music

[00:51:31] festival bullshit. I mean, just what you'd expect. People are like, Oh, look, we have a community

[00:51:36] guard and see how much better communism is, which is exactly like there's no money. The

[00:51:41] DOS bus episode of The Simpsons, when Lisa's licking the slime off the rock. Look, there's plenty

[00:51:47] of slime for all of us. And you know, I don't know. I mean, there was a couple of shootings there that

[00:51:54] like the initial instances of violence were like scooped up immediately by right wing people on

[00:52:00] Twitter to be like, see it's bad or whatever. Wasn't it like a sound cloud rapper that was like,

[00:52:05] yeah, he was like handing out guns to people and declare himself the leader. But even those kinds

[00:52:13] of criticisms, it's like whatever. But it's like, they're now now they have this fucking like,

[00:52:18] they develop some kind of like security force, I guess, which looks identical to fucking like

[00:52:22] prowess to people marching around with assault rifles. Yeah, taking the problem. There's nothing

[00:52:27] you can fuck. There's no label you can put on that that isn't militarized cop. Of course. That's

[00:52:32] it. That's all we're just doing the same shit. And so like on Sunday, they shot up some jeep.

[00:52:39] There's videos of them shooting up the jeep. And then the claim was initially on social media

[00:52:45] from this one woman is like that happened to be the most viral tweet. But like not many people

[00:52:51] were paying attention. Yeah. That it was fascist that tried to ram the barricade. Yeah, they said

[00:52:55] agitated and we're shooting people. And then they got murked. You know, man, and then this woman,

[00:53:01] this bitch is like excellent shot placement. And the jeep is like riddled with bullet holes.

[00:53:08] Two bullets holes, one for each passenger. It's like, we can see the picture. So who is this

[00:53:12] bitch? She's somebody like celebrating that they're murdering people. So I've had murdered people

[00:53:16] and it's like, you know, and all that fuck around, find out nonsense. I love that. I love people that

[00:53:20] have never been in a fist fight in their life. Never left that tweet that tweet that. Yeah. And

[00:53:27] then but instantly at the same time, you could find other people that were there that saying it's

[00:53:32] two black teenagers. Oh, damn. So you could easily look into this and see that like, there's some

[00:53:37] people saying that these are black teenagers. Right. There's pictures and video of the immediate

[00:53:41] aftermath. You can see this fucking car. All the windows are shot out. Which would indicate that

[00:53:46] they weren't rolled down. So you know, and then there's people like, well, maybe they were shooting

[00:53:50] through their own windows. It's like, come on. Yeah. The fucking chop people are saying all the

[00:53:56] car was stolen. It's like, well, you don't have any kind of database to stolen. You can't kill

[00:54:00] anyone motherfucker. You're not like, you're not supposed to just murder. Also, you're like

[00:54:04] proving the cops. I know. Totally. You know how happy you're setting it. You're setting the

[00:54:09] move back. Yeah. So there's no evidence that there were any kind of fucking guns in the car.

[00:54:14] What's it? And then, and then, you know, they didn't let detectives in until the war. And no one's

[00:54:19] talking to cops. And the cops are also dragging their feet because they know what it is. They're

[00:54:22] like, you're like, good. That's only there's wait three weeks. Yeah, cops want this. And this,

[00:54:27] which was like, by the way, nevermind. I mean, it's just like, what? No, it doesn't matter. But

[00:54:34] yeah, I mean, I don't want to say one way or the other. You know, I don't want to be like,

[00:54:38] oh, of course, they murdered unarmed black teenagers. Here's what is true. They did shoot

[00:54:42] a 14 year old blackhead and a 16 year old blackhead. And it was their police that did it. You know,

[00:54:47] so like who even is there? Like, what even is that? Self appointed people like, it's all the

[00:54:52] complaints are like police don't have enough training. Right. Over military. There's no training

[00:54:56] that there's no accountability. So even if these people were shooting and doing all of these things

[00:55:01] presumably, it's like, okay, well, prove it. Where's your body? Can't footage? Where's the evidence?

[00:55:05] It's like, you have an accountability to the public if you expect that from the fucking cops.

[00:55:10] But I mean, here's what's annoying about it is that like, all these people on the left are

[00:55:14] ignoring it because it's indefensible. And it's wildly fucking critical off to a cartoonish point.

[00:55:19] So the right's jumping all over it. When it's like, you could look at that and say, yeah,

[00:55:24] here you go. This proves that nobody should be a fucking cop. Right. Even the most well,

[00:55:28] we've tried, we've tried solving the answer with racial like identity. You know, okay,

[00:55:34] well, let's let's just have more black cops. That doesn't solve the problem. Okay. Well,

[00:55:38] how about we have gay communist trans police op, whatever the fuck this is, who have read all

[00:55:45] the fucking theory who agree with agree with every single woke point there is, and they

[00:55:50] will appoint themselves police op and immediately they murder black teenagers. Yeah. So the answer

[00:55:54] is animal form that nobody should want you to become a pig. Nobody should have that kind of

[00:55:59] fucking power. Nobody. Right. Yeah. You know, nobody. No, I think that's a swish, Nick. Well,

[00:56:06] it's, I don't know if it's a swish. I think it's definitely something I can raise my voice about.

[00:56:11] That's you shouldn't just fucking like cower because everybody did this the same shit with

[00:56:16] fucking Jesse in Covington where it's like this clear thing where like liberals fucked up

[00:56:22] and fucking jumped the gun on something. Conservatives happen to be right. And then everyone just

[00:56:26] wants to like, Oh, well, we'll just let them pull as well. These things where it's like you're,

[00:56:30] you clearly look like a fucking liar if you got on board with this thing. And you're not trying

[00:56:35] to at least like get in front of it. What even is that shit? I didn't even I really don't know

[00:56:40] what chop is because this all exists on Twitter. It's not like a mate. Nobody's I mean,

[00:56:44] CNN's not gonna fucking cover this. Right. Right. Right. None of it. But the problem is that this

[00:56:49] kind of shit spreads around fucking Facebook for sure. Yeah, they're claiming shit like

[00:56:53] Tucker Carlson. Tucker Carlson will absolutely be talking about Trump will be talking about

[00:56:59] if yeah, if the if he gets fucking wind of this, the chops that he has, I'm surprised too. I mean,

[00:57:06] it's it's weird. I'm pissed. Chop. They've taken the good name of the best.

[00:57:10] Game reality, reality game show there is and it fucking spit on its memory. I'm thinking also,

[00:57:17] you gave me an idea, Nick, when you were saying that when we go video, when we get all our tech

[00:57:22] setup, we should all be wearing body cams. I'm saying go pros multiple go pros on our person.

[00:57:28] Actually, that's how the we should do video is Adam should be on his knees,

[00:57:31] handcuffs, we can have body cams in full office.

[00:57:35] Just writing down everything he says on notepad. Hold on earlier, you said this,

[00:57:40] just pointing out a consistent and then it ends with me leaning on your neck until you don't.

[00:57:45] Yeah, like that. We should it would be funny if we had if we had one fucking camera, but we also

[00:57:52] all had GoPros in our in our helmets. And so the viewer could choose if they want stop view.

[00:57:57] If they want Adam view, exactly. They see what we see. And then they can really have the experience

[00:58:02] of like living in our field. Like a being John Malkovich kind of experience being on the show.

[00:58:07] You know, if you want to like, you got to charge $50 a month for that on Patreon.

[00:58:12] That's extra premium for sure. I think that I think we're on to something right now.

[00:58:17] I literally think that would be funny to do to list to get that. Well, to get to.

[00:58:22] I'm searching it again, dude. I couldn't. I was like glued to Twitter yesterday,

[00:58:28] seeing if anybody's talking about this fucking thing.

[00:58:30] Because it's it's it's it's it's what it's like absurd. It's it's it's it's it's

[00:58:34] if it's as bad if it's as bad as it looks, right, which is that the chops self appointed

[00:58:41] communist protection forces, a black child and his fucking covering it up murder the black child,

[00:58:47] an unarmed black kid, and then put a 14 year old in critical condition with gunshot.

[00:58:52] And then on video, you can hear them lighting up the car. And then the after that, the guy says,

[00:58:58] oh, you're not dead yet. You want to get pistol whipped and then you can hear him like bashing

[00:59:02] the fuck way. Did they? I mean, I'm sure it may be it's not out, but do they think that they were

[00:59:07] fascist agitators that they were shooting? I don't think so at all. Dude, what happened is people

[00:59:12] high tension. They've been carrying rifles around. They probably there was another shooting where

[00:59:17] that guy that Brandon Ward else friends with and defended, which is named James Madison,

[00:59:24] the guy that Brandon had on his podcast to say that everything he does is right and that the

[00:59:28] chop was who is that? He's just some guy. Yeah, I don't know. But James Madison is another video

[00:59:34] of that guy like fucking taking somebody's phone after the last shooting that went in and look at

[00:59:38] it. Because any of the ones prior to this, if it's like if there were if there was like gang on gang

[00:59:44] violence or something and chopped, it was just pre existing because that area has that. And you

[00:59:49] can't put that. I mean, that's whatever is there. This is fucking completely different.

[00:59:53] Well, yeah, it's like anyone that wants to be a cop, even a gay ass communist cop is a piece of

[00:59:57] shit. Right. I mean, it's you you formed some kind of hierarchy there. I mean, you you kick the

[01:00:03] municipality out of the area, you establish some kind of fucking government. You like,

[01:00:09] I don't understand how power is organized in that place. But if somebody appointed

[01:00:13] themselves the security chief or whatever and made himself a cop, everyone should just immediately

[01:00:18] go home and go home and go online and say, Hey, I was there, we can't do this because psychos came

[01:00:24] in and made themselves right. I'm not going to say they're outside agitators from the right.

[01:00:29] You can draw whatever conclusion you want. But this immediately attracted people with guns that

[01:00:33] think that they're going to be the cops. And that's just going to lead to the same exact problems

[01:00:36] you already have. That's right. That's it. That's the way everybody should handle. Yeah. But those

[01:00:41] kind of things always are like magnets for crazy people too. Also Seattle's see, like the Pacific

[01:00:48] Northwest has like a particularly insane, like a vagrant, homeless population. I saw a guy, I saw

[01:00:55] a guy get murdered in Seattle. The future is Christ. Yeah, really? I'm pretty sure he was murdered.

[01:01:00] What the fuck? I was there. I was there recently. No, when I was in high school,

[01:01:04] or maybe like ninth grade, where I went to Pike's Place Market with my Jewish youth group. And these

[01:01:11] two homeless guys who were like fucking meh'd out. I saw a guy. What kind of a place place is like,

[01:01:17] what kind of a tourist there is? We went like we went to Seattle. The

[01:01:22] truth were going to go see a life where they make lots. We go see a life tape in the phrase.

[01:01:27] We as part of our Jewish cultural heritage. We're gonna go see the first Starbucks. We're going

[01:01:35] on a nine hour trip. We went. Yeah, exactly. So many losers line up for that. No, so I saw this

[01:01:43] like this fucking guy with a fucking steel toed work boots just literally kick the other guy in

[01:01:49] the temple. And there was like a what there was like a spray there was like a what? And like we

[01:01:55] were lining up for the bus. It was like a bunch of like, you know, 14 year old Jewish kids were

[01:01:59] like girls were crying. Jesus. It was insane. It was so yeah, it was like I can close my eyes

[01:02:08] and still picture it. What the fuck? There's like, there's like a thing that naturally happens when

[01:02:14] it's like, you know, communities that like are purport to be like open and liberal. There are like,

[01:02:21] you know, people that. Oh, yeah, dude. Red pill Adam. Here we go. No, this is where he turns.

[01:02:27] I'm not red pill. But like the next year on the podcast, you're gonna be like, but no, nobody talks

[01:02:32] about black on black. I mean, 13 people were murdered this weekend. Two of them kids. No,

[01:02:39] in particular, there's like, I'm like, that's right. I haven't seen no, I guess is what

[01:02:44] happened. Very good. I was I was wrong. Because I think like the homeless population,

[01:02:50] the homeless population in New York is like way more peaceful than what I what I've seen.

[01:02:56] It's because they're retired. Yeah. There's a code of

[01:03:01] Hey, I'm fucking living outside. I'm living outside. I'm don't push up. Max, I'm eating

[01:03:07] prosciutto of the sidewalk. Max, I'm a couple of dogs. Can I have a couple of dogs? Max

[01:03:14] on the team. He was in the tenderloin in San Francisco, and he saw this guy in a medical

[01:03:19] gown, like walking on like down the block towards him. And it looked like he was a licking

[01:03:25] barbecue sauce off his finger. And he was eating shit. He was eating his fingers off. He was

[01:03:31] like eating his hands off. Oh my God. Yeah, he'd like escape from Jesus Christ. What the

[01:03:37] fuck? I don't know. I okay, this is anecdotal. I shouldn't even try to be in the liberal

[01:03:41] areas. No, it's not that it is true. There is actually people purport to be liberal. They're

[01:03:47] eating their fingers on and stomping homeless guys head with I did couch it. That is true.

[01:03:53] Stupid terms, but I've never seen shit like that in New York. I've seen like guys who

[01:03:57] crapped themselves and fell asleep on the train, but I've never seen like there seems to be

[01:04:02] like kind of like a methy violent streak in like the Pacific North West, Northern California.

[01:04:08] I would agree with that. Yeah. Now the West coast is shouldn't exist. The real America

[01:04:14] is Philadelphia, New York. That's it. Baltimore. Come on, man. How dare you erase us New York.

[01:04:22] The United States of America is Philadelphia in New York. Everything outside of that is

[01:04:27] the fucking Midwest. So true, the heartland, the heartland of York Pennsylvania. They're

[01:04:37] saying the gyms are going to be closed now in New York till probably next year. Damn.

[01:04:42] It's like I'm just going to move to Pennsylvania. I thought I'd be like through thick and thin,

[01:04:47] I'm sticking it out New York, but it's like, no, it's horribly expensive. And now there's

[01:04:51] nothing. It's not like, Oh, well, the you're just stuck in your apartment. Well, the city

[01:04:55] offers zero fucking value now. Right. I kind of like it right now. For what? You pay a

[01:05:01] shit ton of money in rent. And then it's like, you can't even go to the museum. There's

[01:05:06] kind of a nice, like the very last, no, I agree. I agree with you there. Is that right?

[01:05:11] They took away all of the things. I'll tell you this. All the cold, when I was on fire,

[01:05:15] when I was on fire Island, I saw all those perfect body guys. You keep talking about

[01:05:20] it. They, they definitely have an underground network of secret, like speakeasy, gay gyms.

[01:05:27] What you need to do, Nick is like, be calm, but you know, cruising style. You need to

[01:05:32] that's true. Lifton. You have a lift. No, I'm just saying I'm trying to go to the gym.

[01:05:38] You know, if you know a place around here, work out, but you know, just what is it?

[01:05:42] Being up with guys. Yeah. Yeah. Does he have gay sex in the movie? He, he met. I think

[01:05:48] he gets pretty close, but I don't think he I've seen that movie since I was like 20.

[01:05:52] It's it's great. It's a great movie. Yeah. The scene where he I did most of my movie

[01:05:57] watching in my life when I was 20. And I remember like getting Papa John's and drinking

[01:06:01] like 13 beers and watching the news and being like, man, movies rock. Yeah. Don't think

[01:06:07] about obscure shit like this and being able to bring it up drunk instead of having a personality

[01:06:11] rules. They like got they went into like real gay clubs and like all the guys there were

[01:06:19] like, you know, like actual guys from leather bars. And there's a scene where I guess they

[01:06:24] used to put poppers on rags and Pachino huffs the rag and then just starts dancing insanely

[01:06:31] hard. It's it's amazing. Did you ever see Jim Kata? No, Jim Kata is this fucking dog shit

[01:06:37] movie that I would get high and watch and then show other people because it's so bad. Right.

[01:06:43] And then they would be like, I can't believe how bad this movie is. Right. And I've watched

[01:06:46] it probably like 15 times. Because you show that people because I would show it to people.

[01:06:51] It's it's it's filming the eighties. The premise is they took the real life guy from the Olympics.

[01:06:56] It was like the the American gold medalist gymnast. And it's supposed to be like a star

[01:07:01] vehicle for him. But the US government approaches him. He has a different name in the movie.

[01:07:05] It's like gymnastics karate gymnastics karate. So the US government approaches him. It's

[01:07:12] a country called Parmistan that has a country called Parmistan that has a game every year,

[01:07:20] which is just a big obstacle course. And no one in 200 years has ever won the game. But

[01:07:25] if he would they want the US government wants him to win the game. And if he does, the king

[01:07:30] of Parmistan will grant any request and their request is to set up like a satellite fucking

[01:07:34] missile base to threaten the Soviet Union with in Parmis. So it's like Ninja Warrior. And then

[01:07:40] so so but they need him to do it. But he's like, Oh, yeah, the only skill he has is gymnastics.

[01:07:44] So he's learning karate. And this is all in the first five minutes. So they bring. So

[01:07:50] he learns karate from literally it's just a Chinese guy with one line of dialogue that

[01:07:54] has a fucking hawk on his shoulder. And then like a Mr. T knock off. And he's just like

[01:08:00] on monkey bars. What's up to a montage of him like doing karate. And he's like, and

[01:08:05] then also the king of Parmistan's daughter is there the princess of far Mr. Who I guess

[01:08:11] is working with the US government. She hot. She's a different race than her father. He's

[01:08:16] played by like an old Jewish man. She's Thai. And then so like he he you know, now that

[01:08:25] I'm saying all this, I'm like fuck I should rewatch him. I don't want to watch that.

[01:08:29] It's happened again. So the daughter's like helping him sort of I mean it's not like

[01:08:36] the movie is like it just makes zero sense. Right. You know, and and so she she's like

[01:08:43] like in again this is the first five minutes before he's gone to Parmistan because then

[01:08:47] he has to go to Turkey and sneak into the country and he's immediately being pursued

[01:08:51] by assassins and that's not really explained why. Awesome. And he gets the country and

[01:08:56] then the obstacle course is like for a while he's just in the woods and then it but it's

[01:09:00] a lot of like just gymnastics and karate and he's fighting ninjas. And then there's a guy

[01:09:05] who's like a bodybuilder that's also a contestant but he's friends with the king. Oh, and then

[01:09:12] he ends up in some like town that's just filled with mentally ill people. So but the so the

[01:09:18] game is just get you going through the woods. Yeah, you just running around the woods.

[01:09:24] How do you win? I have to get to the last person that doesn't die. Oh, it's like the

[01:09:29] hunger games. Wow. Yeah, and everyone's died. That's got everything. Wow. That sounds awesome.

[01:09:36] And what was that raised car movie we watched when he wins when he wins. Does he not does

[01:09:42] he like swerve at the end and ask for something else? I can't remember because I would always

[01:09:46] just get like you know I would get trashed every time I put the movie on it like by the

[01:09:50] time by the time he ends up to the you know what I might not have seen past the part where

[01:09:56] he because I swear to God literally it was like drinking. Let's watch and it gets real

[01:10:04] hazy after the scene where they're in that town with the mentally ill people. Well, it

[01:10:09] sounds like we got to finish Jim Cotta. Yeah. Well, one time I think maybe we're on drugs

[01:10:15] but you put on the Sylvester Stallone race car movie. Do you remember that? Yeah, driven.

[01:10:23] Yeah, so fun. Yeah, the movie is hilarious. So fun. Yeah, that one's great too. Yeah, you

[01:10:29] know, you got to drive the way you drive it. Get ahead of the steering wheel. It's a

[01:10:35] whole man. You got to pull shit. Yeah, he's just like, whoa, whoa, whoa. He's the other

[01:10:42] other ground. He got street. He's an F one driver and like his move is like he always

[01:10:47] hums the state. You know, they're like listening in on the radio is like, hmm, hmm, hmm. They're

[01:10:52] like, what's he doing? Like that's how he focuses. Incredible. Like it's just he's humming. Yeah,

[01:10:58] he's just like, yeah, that's how that's that's his thing. That's his signature. That's how

[01:11:03] he stays. But he's just doing like fucking like hot laps or whatever around the track.

[01:11:08] It's not racing. And they're like blown away by how good he is to drive. But like, he's

[01:11:12] a professional driver. I can't imagine anyone working at that level would be like, wow,

[01:11:16] this guy's really good at the job. He's paid a bunch of money. Right. Right. And so he throws

[01:11:21] out like a dime on the fucking track. Oh hell. And then picks it up with the tire on the

[01:11:26] next one. Next lap around. It's a cool trick. And because you can turn on a dime. Literally

[01:11:32] turn on a dime. That's awesome. It might have been a quarter, but I mean, it's still like,

[01:11:39] yeah, that one's due for a rewatch. Yeah. The ones that's I tried to think about movies

[01:11:44] that I saw when I was like 10 or 11. Yeah, even at that age, I'm like, this is fucking

[01:11:49] what the WZC. Yeah, right. Because if that age it sticks out in your mind, then you know,

[01:11:54] it's a real piece. Absolutely, dude. Yeah. There's a movie I used to watch to that almost

[01:12:00] his dumbest Jim Cottie called inner zone. It's just like Italian Mad Max clone. Fuck yeah,

[01:12:07] where but then it's also like stalker kind of, but there's like a fucking forbidden zone

[01:12:12] that you can't go into. Yeah. And this guy has to go into the zone. And then like it opens

[01:12:18] up with this Russian roulette scene, but it's like this underground cave where people are

[01:12:22] drinking poison. Oh, this game where you just take shots of like maybe it's poison. This

[01:12:29] guy that's like the best at the drinking poison. Which is no skill. He just keeps getting lucky

[01:12:35] or he's cheating. Yeah, something like that. He's like a bounty hunter, but he has to go

[01:12:39] into the zone and the zones controlled by these like inner red, these monks. But like

[01:12:43] one's Chinese one's just like a middle aged black guy. And it's a white guy and they all

[01:12:48] like communicate telepathically. So you just hear them. They don't let their mouths don't

[01:12:53] move. They're just fucking like you just hear V.O. like thinking to each other. That's awesome.

[01:12:58] And again, this is another movie I would watch very drunk. So I got details hazy, but I remember

[01:13:02] one of the monks names is Panasonic. I gotta get I gotta watch bad movies again. Yeah,

[01:13:12] I miss it. Life is so much simpler. Oh, you suck by dick. Just getting very stoned and

[01:13:20] watching awful movies. Yeah. I don't want to so fucking tired. Yeah, I gotta go along

[01:13:25] here. Here we go. Here's the plot of Inner Zone. What do you what's in Long Island?

[01:13:29] Fourth of July. It's July 1st. I know the weekend. The freaky weekend, baby. I'm about

[01:13:35] to have me some fun. Supernaturally gifted monk Panasonic is sent to

[01:13:39] credit on a mission by his dying master general electric. No, shut up to protect the inner

[01:13:45] zone. The last fertile region left on a post apocalyptic. Okay, cool. Against an invading

[01:13:50] gang of wasteland raiders is along the way. Panasonic is helped by Swan, a rogueish road

[01:13:56] warrior who seeks a rumored treasure hidden within the inner zone and Tara, an attractive

[01:14:03] slave girl who Swan falls in love with the Raiders are meanwhile led by Mantis, a female

[01:14:09] bodybuilder dominatrix and her sadistic partner, Balca Zann. After the defeat of the Raiders,

[01:14:16] Swan locates the treasure, which is revealed to be a fallout shelter turned to archive

[01:14:21] of some of mankind's greatest achievements. Then are various items, such as book sculptures,

[01:14:26] paintings along with Panasonic brand video cassette recorder that plays a final message

[01:14:31] from those who preserve the artifacts before the you've got to be kidding me. No. Is it

[01:14:38] a tie in with the Panasonic corporation? Well, yeah, I mean, that's why the monks name is

[01:14:43] pain a second the monks are ancient monks, but they get their names from the bullshit

[01:14:47] that's in the fall. Or the bomb. Yeah. Where is there one named cock pump? There's a guy

[01:14:55] named rabbit dildo. There's another movie that's yeah. So the list of those the best

[01:15:01] of the because you know, we've talked about stone cold and shit like that. Yeah, yeah,

[01:15:07] still where be killed is a great movie. So I can be so that genre. I'm trying to think

[01:15:14] it's just a really shitty fucking action movies I saw. I used to be able to rattle off a list

[01:15:18] of like 10 of them. I used to watch a lot of like all the no retreat, no surrender movies

[01:15:23] are good. I just watched a lot of dolph Lundgren stuff with my dad growing up. Because you guys

[01:15:29] both liked his body. He liked his body. Yeah, the American injuries. That's a that's an

[01:15:34] absolute necessary watch. Damn, I haven't watched most of these. It was a canon films

[01:15:42] movie. What's that? Canon films. Canon films is like a company. Yeah. They would just release

[01:15:49] like bullshit fucking action. That sounds awesome. Yeah. That sounds freaking awesome

[01:15:54] might. Damn, maybe I'll smoke some CBD. Yeah, put the phone down and watch watch all the

[01:15:59] no retreat. No surrender. That's what we got to do. Just be 40 smoke our fake leave. Watch

[01:16:06] movies that are minus when we were nine years old watch movies that are minus when we were

[01:16:10] 19 and doing the exact same thing with real weed. Yeah, sounds good to me, mate. Oh fuck.

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