[00:00:00] I'm upset because I've been like blowing just good bits all day to myself in the house.

[00:00:05] Yeah.

[00:00:05] And the green penis is pretty good.

[00:00:08] That's good.

[00:00:08] I mean, it's just joining us now.

[00:00:12] We're coming off a black guy that has headphones held up to his penis.

[00:00:17] And he plays classical music.

[00:00:18] He's just trying to get pussy from a smart.

[00:00:21] We're just trying to get an intellectual time.

[00:00:24] And you're going, yeah, it sounds crazy, but it works, man.

[00:00:27] I'm going to tell you, I'm going to fucking this big bitch.

[00:00:31] It's his defensive driving.

[00:00:32] Yes, he's a professor.

[00:00:34] She's a professor of domestic driving.

[00:00:38] That's why he plays classical music into his balls.

[00:00:40] Yeah.

[00:00:41] Fuck a professor of domestic driving.

[00:00:42] She's a professor.

[00:00:43] She's a professor of driving.

[00:00:45] Yeah.

[00:00:47] Dad, you know, I mean, there was a whole thing about FDR.

[00:00:51] Oh, yeah.

[00:00:52] Instead of them hiding his polio, he's actually.

[00:00:55] He actually has just bitched the big old bizongas, huge perity.

[00:00:59] It's so he's always just behind the podium that's up real high.

[00:01:04] Because they can't have.

[00:01:05] And he's like, today is a day that will live in infamy.

[00:01:10] He's broken.

[00:01:11] We have nothing to fear but for itself.

[00:01:14] We have nothing to fear but getting pussy because we're gay.

[00:01:18] Just him and that carriage in Central Park, but he's got a big blanket.

[00:01:21] And he's like, oh, I guess he was cold.

[00:01:26] Like the Secret Service had to hide FDR's big tits.

[00:01:31] It's a big pair of tits that was actually a secret from the world.

[00:01:37] Dude, that would be awesome.

[00:01:38] We had awesome tits and he was getting them sucked by his mistresses.

[00:01:43] Well, it was his secret shame.

[00:01:44] He had he had like massive, just massive guy.

[00:01:47] How how massive H.

[00:01:50] H comes.

[00:01:52] Oh, not even like a nice double.

[00:01:54] No, freak size.

[00:01:55] Yeah.

[00:01:56] OK, it's cool that they went with the alphabet with titty sizes.

[00:02:01] Because, you know, they could just do like small, medium, large for the most part.

[00:02:05] But when they came up with them, somebody was like, yeah, we're going to need 26

[00:02:08] sizes.

[00:02:10] But press on and go up to like five of the size.

[00:02:15] And the guy was like, I choose to dream.

[00:02:17] I just so hope that one way we might say Z.

[00:02:20] We might see the biggest, faggot.

[00:02:23] We might see boys.

[00:02:25] It's 1890.

[00:02:27] And we don't look.

[00:02:28] We haven't started putting chemicals in our meat yet in our

[00:02:31] we just invented cesarean sections to keep the pussy fresh.

[00:02:34] We got no idea.

[00:02:36] This direction.

[00:02:37] I'm not like just to show like the Nick, but it's about the guys inventing

[00:02:40] cosmetic surgery.

[00:02:42] It's just Clive Owen being like, as you can see, this woman's breasts are too

[00:02:46] small.

[00:02:46] Mm hmm.

[00:02:47] She's disgusting.

[00:02:48] A new, a new method invented by me while high on opium last night is filling the

[00:02:55] titties with milk from a cow.

[00:02:59] As we all know, the titties are created by milk from baby.

[00:03:04] Baby, you come into a woman and then the calm is turned into milk turned into milk

[00:03:10] by our latest research says that breast milk is the product of come, which is

[00:03:16] the same as milk going into the titties.

[00:03:21] And now we're going to cut her.

[00:03:23] We will cut the middle mat out and put the milk directly in her breasts.

[00:03:27] Yeah.

[00:03:30] Just everyone's applauding.

[00:03:32] Just got he's done it slicing a woman's neck nipple off and then putting a hose

[00:03:39] time of death, eight, 15.

[00:03:43] They just wheeled the woman out.

[00:03:44] Does anyone want to volunteer their wives and just everyone's hands keeps up and

[00:03:49] then it's just him just raw dog in like a Chinese whore.

[00:03:52] Yeah.

[00:03:52] Fucked up while while while like with that weird techno music place.

[00:03:59] Do they have techno music in the nick?

[00:04:02] Yeah.

[00:04:02] Yeah.

[00:04:02] They have show rocks.

[00:04:03] I've never seen.

[00:04:04] It's really cool.

[00:04:05] They I thought they were going to bring it back for a third season.

[00:04:07] Yeah.

[00:04:07] But they shot it all in bed style.

[00:04:09] Yeah.

[00:04:09] It's kind of like that's for white people that he that's our spike.

[00:04:13] That's us.

[00:04:14] Yeah.

[00:04:14] You know, that's our do the right.

[00:04:15] That's our history is the Nick.

[00:04:17] Yeah.

[00:04:17] You know, there's actually a scene where part of the show, it's about a black

[00:04:21] guy that tries to move into the neighborhood.

[00:04:22] Yeah.

[00:04:23] And they're like fire fire gentra fire.

[00:04:26] Because he's trying to gentrify the hospital.

[00:04:28] That it's violence.

[00:04:29] Yeah.

[00:04:30] They're like, this is literally trying to start serving beef patties and all that

[00:04:33] kind of stuff.

[00:04:34] And they're like, you can do surgery on black people.

[00:04:36] Uh huh.

[00:04:36] Basement.

[00:04:37] Yeah.

[00:04:37] But now up top is for fun.

[00:04:39] Why not how to get big titties to women?

[00:04:41] Right.

[00:04:42] It's good. That character, it does start like sort of like an underground urban

[00:04:46] style of surgery.

[00:04:47] Yeah.

[00:04:48] Yeah.

[00:04:48] A more New York kind of gritty hip hop style.

[00:04:52] Well, before hip hop.

[00:04:54] Yeah.

[00:04:55] Well, a lot of people don't know that, but Clive Owens character, the Nick started hip hop.

[00:04:58] Yeah.

[00:05:00] He was a rapping along.

[00:05:01] It's true.

[00:05:02] The black, the black doctor, I forget his name.

[00:05:04] It's like Antoine Dr. Boombastic.

[00:05:07] Antoine Lechevele.

[00:05:09] Yeah.

[00:05:11] Dr. Africa.

[00:05:14] You know, he's a pedophile.

[00:05:16] What?

[00:05:16] Yeah.

[00:05:17] Africa, Bambata.

[00:05:18] He was fucking kids.

[00:05:19] The inventor of hip hop.

[00:05:21] Wow.

[00:05:21] Yeah.

[00:05:23] So at its very core, hip hop is about.

[00:05:26] That's the sixth pillar.

[00:05:28] Six pillars.

[00:05:29] Pedophilia.

[00:05:30] Yeah.

[00:05:30] The fifth is realness.

[00:05:32] The sixth is getting in with a kid.

[00:05:36] That's pretty not chill, if you ask me that.

[00:05:38] That's probably the only pillar that is also related to Islam.

[00:05:42] Right?

[00:05:43] Yes.

[00:05:43] All the others.

[00:05:44] There is overlap between the top two pillars of Islam.

[00:05:46] We're just cultural appropriation, but that one, that's the pillar they kept.

[00:05:50] No, Islam also does have be-boying as well.

[00:05:53] Do they?

[00:05:54] Yeah.

[00:05:54] They have a break dancing.

[00:05:56] Absolutely.

[00:05:57] That's where that's the whirling dervishes.

[00:06:00] That's what if the prophet can't be drawn, but if he was, he would be doing, he would be hitting,

[00:06:04] he'd be spinning on his head.

[00:06:05] Yeah.

[00:06:06] He'd be hitting breaks.

[00:06:12] You guys saw the video of Kanye crying?

[00:06:14] Pretty funny.

[00:06:14] I didn't know.

[00:06:16] I'd like to ignore Kanye now.

[00:06:18] I'd like Kanye and I think he has a beautiful soul.

[00:06:22] And people can't really handle, I mean, it's like, he doesn't really,

[00:06:27] you have to, Kanye is an abstraction.

[00:06:30] And you have to appreciate him the same way you appreciate

[00:06:33] Donald Trump or Adolf Hitler, which is,

[00:06:39] it's not, you know, they're Buddhists.

[00:06:42] Yeah.

[00:06:43] You don't have to vote for Hitler, but you still appreciate it.

[00:06:46] Yeah.

[00:06:47] The Dalai Lama is, I consider myself sort of a trad Buddha,

[00:06:50] where I feel that the Dalai Lama was reincarnated in the Hitler in the 1930s.

[00:06:55] So many of you have had basically a fake Dalai Lama.

[00:06:58] So where did the, where the guy that was in Hitler go?

[00:07:01] Kanye West.

[00:07:02] Kanye.

[00:07:03] Split dude, double duty between Kanye West and Donald Trump.

[00:07:07] Nice.

[00:07:07] We're a little touch of Seagal.

[00:07:11] Oh, yeah, for sure.

[00:07:13] I see, I see.

[00:07:14] I mean, the fact that the Dalai Lama is like, yeah, Steven Seagal's pretty good guy

[00:07:19] is evidence that Hitler was the actual.

[00:07:22] I see no other explanation.

[00:07:24] Did the Dalai Lama say something about women got to be hot or something?

[00:07:28] Yeah.

[00:07:29] They got to keep the pussy tight.

[00:07:30] It could be a dolly, a female Dalai Lama, but it has to be a hot shit.

[00:07:34] The fucking, the champion.

[00:07:35] Oh, that ass has to be fucking on dump truck.

[00:07:39] I'm going to start a type of, like a Zen offshoot that's just for autistic people.

[00:07:45] So what the leaders called the trolley lama.

[00:07:49] And it's about, I love it.

[00:07:51] You know, yeah.

[00:07:52] Honestly, I think that's not what it's about, but it's about trolley lama's good.

[00:07:56] A bunch of guys with bull cuts wearing that outfit looking at trains.

[00:08:01] I think we've done it.

[00:08:02] We don't have to do anything further.

[00:08:04] Yeah.

[00:08:04] No further questions, your honor.

[00:08:06] Do you think that means the Dalai Lama thinks he's hot?

[00:08:09] Oh, yeah.

[00:08:10] He knows.

[00:08:10] He thinks if he thinks the bitch version of the Dalai Lama has to be fucking,

[00:08:14] has to have big ass tears and full lips and whatnot.

[00:08:17] You think he thinks he can get pussy if you wanted to, but he can't?

[00:08:20] Well, if you can't let the lama get pussy.

[00:08:23] I think so, but they just choose not to.

[00:08:25] Yeah.

[00:08:25] Whoa, that's ultimate power.

[00:08:27] Yeah.

[00:08:28] I think the whole point is, well, I don't actually know.

[00:08:30] I don't know.

[00:08:32] I don't know anything about the fucking Dalai Lama.

[00:08:34] I've seen Kundun in seven years into bed.

[00:08:36] It would be funny if he was getting so much pussy.

[00:08:39] Kundun, I liked it.

[00:08:39] Yeah.

[00:08:40] Oh, yeah.

[00:08:41] Are we allowed to say Kundun?

[00:08:43] Yeah, if Marty says it's cool, it's cool.

[00:08:46] Damn, there should be more movies that sneak racial slurs into the title.

[00:08:50] Under the auspices of foreign words.

[00:08:53] Is that a slur?

[00:08:54] It sounds like it could be.

[00:08:57] Terry, say it and I'll stop you.

[00:09:00] Kundun.

[00:09:00] Stop.

[00:09:01] No, try again.

[00:09:03] Stop.

[00:09:04] Okay.

[00:09:04] Let's try it again.

[00:09:05] It could do.

[00:09:06] Do it slow it down.

[00:09:07] Stop.

[00:09:08] Oh, I see.

[00:09:09] Yeah.

[00:09:10] Yeah, but it's a U, isn't it?

[00:09:11] Is it a K-U-N?

[00:09:12] It doesn't matter.

[00:09:13] Say it again real slow.

[00:09:14] No.

[00:09:15] There you go.

[00:09:16] Oh, I'm not.

[00:09:16] That's how you know.

[00:09:18] You will say a regular Kundun.

[00:09:21] Yeah.

[00:09:21] Well, we're going to need somebody out in the

[00:09:23] world out there to cut that down, shop and screw it.

[00:09:27] Yeah.

[00:09:29] Kind of.

[00:09:30] See, I'm so innocent.

[00:09:31] My brain is so non-racist as opposed to YouTube.

[00:09:35] Did you get this from your website?

[00:09:36] No, I actually got to set an army supply store in Queens.

[00:09:40] Oh, okay.

[00:09:40] Because the website was taking too long.

[00:09:42] Stop.

[00:09:43] You want to tell the world about your website?

[00:09:45] I got it.

[00:09:45] I found a website that sells bucket hats for the extra large headed man.

[00:09:51] Or I should say person.

[00:09:52] I guess some women might have big ass heads.

[00:09:55] Oh, yeah.

[00:09:56] But this hat is a size 8.

[00:09:58] Retarded women.

[00:09:59] Size 8 bucket hat.

[00:10:00] Retarded women usually have bigger heads.

[00:10:02] Do they?

[00:10:02] Yeah.

[00:10:03] Because brains work the opposite for them.

[00:10:05] Oh, interesting.

[00:10:06] That's true.

[00:10:07] Oh, for just for women?

[00:10:08] Yeah.

[00:10:08] The bigger they are, the more retarded.

[00:10:10] Yeah, for knowledge, it's actually wrong.

[00:10:12] The smaller the brain, the smarter the teacher.

[00:10:16] Yeah.

[00:10:16] Spiders are the smallest.

[00:10:17] It's like a solid state drive.

[00:10:18] As opposed to a regular hard drive.

[00:10:20] Spiders are actually incredibly intelligent.

[00:10:22] Think about it.

[00:10:23] Could you ever make a web?

[00:10:25] I could easily.

[00:10:26] No.

[00:10:26] I could right now if I wanted to.

[00:10:28] I just don't feel like it.

[00:10:29] No, you don't know how.

[00:10:31] I would get some string and I would spray glue on it.

[00:10:35] And then I would do a little nice little patch.

[00:10:36] Spider-man can't even make a web.

[00:10:38] He could just spray it.

[00:10:40] He could if he wanted to.

[00:10:41] No, he doesn't even know.

[00:10:42] Half man.

[00:10:43] He has done a lot.

[00:10:44] Half man, half spider.

[00:10:45] And he can't even build a web.

[00:10:46] Where's the web?

[00:10:46] Not half man, half spider.

[00:10:48] The web is not.

[00:10:49] The web is not like a skill of his.

[00:10:51] It's like a thing that he built.

[00:10:55] I think in some versions it is.

[00:10:57] In some versions it's not.

[00:10:59] He has to reload his web thing.

[00:11:01] I don't remember.

[00:11:02] I think in the cartoon one of them

[00:11:05] is different from the cartoon.

[00:11:06] I don't have the Spider-man knowledge I used to.

[00:11:08] I think regular Spider-man has the cartridges

[00:11:11] and the amazing Spider-man.

[00:11:13] That's what makes him amazing.

[00:11:14] Yeah, again this is a kundu in the situation.

[00:11:16] Yeah.

[00:11:17] It's a classic. We're all seen as Spider-man one and two.

[00:11:20] Wait, you never watched the cartoon?

[00:11:23] Black Spider-man?

[00:11:24] I love that.

[00:11:25] No, no, no.

[00:11:25] That one remember the one.

[00:11:27] I mean the one.

[00:11:27] Spider-verse.

[00:11:28] The one at the after school.

[00:11:30] No, the only thing I remember is the Toby.

[00:11:35] Yeah, Toby.

[00:11:35] Yeah, when he goes to me.

[00:11:37] Spider-man two when he goes to me.

[00:11:38] We're Uncle Ben's system with white power

[00:11:40] coming to scrape responsibility.

[00:11:43] Uncle Ben on his deathbed says white power.

[00:11:45] White power because the white man's burden.

[00:11:49] Keep them safe.

[00:11:50] Yeah, keep them.

[00:11:52] You have to make sure they don't know anybody.

[00:11:54] You gotta keep Indian people in line.

[00:11:55] They need you Spider-man.

[00:11:58] No Uncle Ben.

[00:12:00] I'm not ready.

[00:12:01] I'm not ready to boss Indian women around.

[00:12:09] Yeah, dude.

[00:12:09] On May's like,

[00:12:10] Oh Peter did Uncle Ben tell you about Indian women?

[00:12:13] Okay, good.

[00:12:15] Dude, how about Marissa Tomei, dude?

[00:12:17] She's so hot.

[00:12:18] In the cartoon, it's some old bitch.

[00:12:20] Yeah, Marissa Tomei could absolutely get this.

[00:12:23] Marissa Blow May.

[00:12:25] Blow May.

[00:12:26] How about Marissa Blow May?

[00:12:27] Not you.

[00:12:28] Marissa Blow May.

[00:12:29] No, blow May.

[00:12:31] Blow May first.

[00:12:31] Marissa Blow May.

[00:12:33] Blow May.

[00:12:33] I'm pointing to myself, everyone.

[00:12:35] No, you're Marissa May.

[00:12:36] Yo, no.

[00:12:37] That's not even close.

[00:12:38] Yes, your name starts with Tom.

[00:12:41] But your name is Edissa Mayonnaise.

[00:12:46] Say it again?

[00:12:47] Edissa Mayonnaise.

[00:12:48] Edissa Mayonnaise.

[00:12:50] Your name.

[00:12:51] Yeah, that's right.

[00:12:52] You fucking me.

[00:12:52] Your name is Pinesa Suck Lott.

[00:12:55] My name is Jonathan Gasexio.

[00:12:58] Chance.

[00:13:01] I'm a spy.

[00:13:04] I'm a spy and I've got a dossier here.

[00:13:08] I'm actually holding on.

[00:13:08] I'm opening up the dossier.

[00:13:10] And it says, I, Jonathan, has got all of your aliases.

[00:13:13] No.

[00:13:13] The first one, Edissa Mayonnaise.

[00:13:15] No.

[00:13:16] The second one, Fat Guy.

[00:13:18] Wow.

[00:13:20] That's not my alias.

[00:13:21] You came up with that alias yourself.

[00:13:24] Those are all fake.

[00:13:24] That's false flag out of your game.

[00:13:26] You're going to believe this guy.

[00:13:26] He's a plant.

[00:13:28] He's a fucking DHS plant.

[00:13:29] I see him here with this dossier.

[00:13:31] Stop with a tiny fedora on beating people at the endomens.

[00:13:35] Edmonds out left.

[00:13:37] Boom.

[00:13:38] Boom.

[00:13:38] Boom.

[00:13:39] Boom.

[00:13:39] Boom.

[00:13:40] Boom.

[00:13:40] Boom.

[00:13:40] Boom.

[00:13:41] Boom.

[00:13:41] Looking over my shoulder.

[00:13:42] Spiciously.

[00:13:43] Yeah.

[00:13:44] That's when the catch is me.

[00:13:46] I think when you go bald pony, you should get a duster.

[00:13:50] What's a duster?

[00:13:52] Every once every six months,

[00:13:54] probably every time I saw a week,

[00:13:55] I imagined myself dressing like Bill Hicks and started laughing hysterically.

[00:13:59] Bill Hicks wears dusters.

[00:14:01] It's very funny to imagine that Bill Hicks,

[00:14:03] like the last year of his life,

[00:14:05] he's like, how funny would it be if I just said all this like,

[00:14:07] serious shit, but then I dress like the biggest faggot in the world.

[00:14:11] It was just like, that was all an ironic bit.

[00:14:13] That would have been a great bit.

[00:14:14] Right.

[00:14:14] Where he's like, which gave us Tom Myers,

[00:14:16] right?

[00:14:16] Maybe his most enduring.

[00:14:18] He's, I'm going to look like,

[00:14:19] I'm going to look like some undertaker fucking special education class retard.

[00:14:24] Yeah.

[00:14:25] Just the biggest loser possible.

[00:14:28] Absolutely.

[00:14:28] And then being like, the government, you ever think about it?

[00:14:33] And he's really just making fun of Bill Maher.

[00:14:35] Is there a last year?

[00:14:36] Does Bill Maher exist at that point?

[00:14:38] Yes.

[00:14:39] But not in that form.

[00:14:41] No, not in that form.

[00:14:42] Yeah.

[00:14:42] What was he just a fucking comic?

[00:14:44] He was in movies and stuff too.

[00:14:46] Really?

[00:14:47] Yeah.

[00:14:48] Bill Maher.

[00:14:48] Yeah.

[00:14:49] I think he had like a,

[00:14:50] damn, not a big career.

[00:14:52] And he's not Jewish, right?

[00:14:53] We did this math.

[00:14:54] No, he is.

[00:14:54] He is.

[00:14:55] I tried to claim he wasn't Jewish,

[00:14:57] but I think he found out later in life that he was.

[00:15:00] And that's how he got into movies.

[00:15:02] That's, I mean, he couldn't.

[00:15:03] I mean, let's be honest.

[00:15:04] There's no other way.

[00:15:05] I mean, that's, I would say that's why he's annoying.

[00:15:08] There's no other way I could be in movies.

[00:15:10] Okay.

[00:15:11] Yeah, he's ugly.

[00:15:12] He's annoying.

[00:15:13] He's not that charismatic.

[00:15:14] Yeah.

[00:15:15] Yeah.

[00:15:16] What movie was Bill Maher in?

[00:15:20] We could look it up.

[00:15:21] Name one.

[00:15:22] Some bad shit.

[00:15:23] I saw a clip over.

[00:15:24] Blank check.

[00:15:25] Blank check.

[00:15:26] Yeah, he plays Mr. McIntosh.

[00:15:27] Oh, really?

[00:15:29] Isn't that just the kid?

[00:15:30] That's a fake person.

[00:15:31] Listen, kid.

[00:15:32] If I had a check,

[00:15:33] I'd be spending an on prostitute.

[00:15:36] That's the coolest part about him.

[00:15:37] Yeah.

[00:15:37] That he fucks horse.

[00:15:38] Yeah.

[00:15:40] Everything else though can get one specific type.

[00:15:46] Black?

[00:15:46] Is that what you mean?

[00:15:48] I thought.

[00:15:49] Whoa.

[00:15:50] I thought, uh,

[00:15:51] Whoa, dude.

[00:15:53] That's what I thought.

[00:15:54] Listen, we got a,

[00:15:55] the election is coming up.

[00:15:56] We got a swing back to being a politics podcast.

[00:15:58] Oh, yeah.

[00:15:59] We are a politics podcast.

[00:16:00] We got to cool it on making any kind of references to black.

[00:16:03] Can't be.

[00:16:04] The thing exists.

[00:16:05] Oh, yeah.

[00:16:07] That's a true political podcast.

[00:16:08] We have to ignore the existence of black people.

[00:16:11] We're really, we got to walk on a tightrope here.

[00:16:13] Well, I was going to say.

[00:16:15] I will say this right now.

[00:16:16] I've only ever heard of white people.

[00:16:18] And they're bad.

[00:16:19] That's right.

[00:16:20] There.

[00:16:20] I only know of what.

[00:16:21] I've heard of a good, good group of people,

[00:16:23] but I don't know what color they are.

[00:16:24] I don't know what color they are.

[00:16:25] I'll tell you that much.

[00:16:27] No, in my place to even acknowledge that they exist.

[00:16:34] Fuck.

[00:16:35] It's time to ramp up the politics.

[00:16:38] Yes, because Joe needs us.

[00:16:41] Who's Joe?

[00:16:42] I don't know.

[00:16:43] Yeah.

[00:16:43] I've never even heard of who he is actually.

[00:16:45] I don't know who Joe is.

[00:16:46] I don't, I think this year you should vote for.

[00:16:55] Don't vote.

[00:16:56] Do vote.

[00:16:56] You have to.

[00:16:57] You have to vote.

[00:16:58] Voter die.

[00:16:59] You got a voter die.

[00:17:00] You got a voter die show that really is as fucking cynical.

[00:17:04] He's a voter ball.

[00:17:05] Listen, folks, it's very important that you vote, or maybe it isn't.

[00:17:10] And whatever you do, you got to trust your gut,

[00:17:12] but then vote for the right person.

[00:17:14] And if you don't, it'll be your fault.

[00:17:16] It's your fault.

[00:17:17] And then it's, but it's also not your fault.

[00:17:19] And there's a lot of because it's about society.

[00:17:22] And a lot of systemic issues.

[00:17:23] But it's also the fact that you didn't vote in a state that's going to go

[00:17:28] Republican or Democrat one way or the other.

[00:17:30] What is the system anyways, but a collection of individuals?

[00:17:32] That's right.

[00:17:33] And you're one of those.

[00:17:34] And you're one of those individuals, but it's also society's fault.

[00:17:37] Thank you.

[00:17:37] You're listening to the Patreon politics.

[00:17:41] You're listening to Give Us Money, the politics show.

[00:17:43] That's right.

[00:17:44] You know, but I don't.

[00:17:45] I've always thought that.

[00:17:47] Just use the.

[00:17:48] Bada.

[00:17:50] Bada.

[00:17:50] Dada.

[00:17:51] Dada.

[00:17:52] Dada.

[00:17:52] Can we start using his music?

[00:17:54] Yeah.

[00:17:54] As parody law.

[00:17:55] His music kind of sounds a little bit like California.

[00:17:58] California.

[00:17:59] Yeah.

[00:17:59] Yeah.

[00:17:59] Mm-hmm.

[00:18:01] I've always said.

[00:18:02] Big ass.

[00:18:02] Wow.

[00:18:03] If you don't vote in Bill Martin, I'm gay.

[00:18:05] Bada.

[00:18:07] My show sucks.

[00:18:08] Big.

[00:18:08] Bada.

[00:18:09] I don't know.

[00:18:09] Dude, we should have lived for you.

[00:18:12] I'm sorry I'm gonna be, you know.

[00:18:13] I was out of hate mode.

[00:18:14] We should have gone, dude.

[00:18:15] We had tickets.

[00:18:16] Yeah.

[00:18:16] To what?

[00:18:17] California.

[00:18:18] No, it's a real time with Bill Martin.

[00:18:20] Yeah, when you were writing on that show.

[00:18:21] When you were writing on that show,

[00:18:22] Stov and I scored some ticks.

[00:18:23] Did we, I thought.

[00:18:25] We got some ticks.

[00:18:26] Some guy was like.

[00:18:27] I thought there was some kind of scheduling issue.

[00:18:29] We couldn't go because of that.

[00:18:31] Or maybe we left a little.

[00:18:32] Oh, when I was writing for Tucker Carlson.

[00:18:34] Yeah.

[00:18:34] When you were out in LA and Hollywood.

[00:18:36] When you lost that job to the guy that.

[00:18:38] Yeah.

[00:18:39] That just got shit canned.

[00:18:40] Yeah.

[00:18:41] Which is.

[00:18:42] It's weird because the writers room was that guy

[00:18:44] and a bunch of black women.

[00:18:45] Yeah.

[00:18:45] Yeah.

[00:18:48] It would be funny if they if Tucker Carlson

[00:18:50] had the same woke writers room as everyone else.

[00:18:52] Yeah.

[00:18:52] And their controversy happened.

[00:18:54] It's the same writers room as Big Mouth.

[00:18:56] And it was like.

[00:18:58] It was like a 23 year old Nigerian girl.

[00:19:01] It was just like what if we said that it was

[00:19:03] actually Jews doing all this.

[00:19:04] Yeah.

[00:19:06] We can all agree on.

[00:19:07] Yeah, I wish we can all agree on.

[00:19:09] Okay.

[00:19:09] Well, time to for all of us to take lunch

[00:19:11] while the one Jewish guy in here does all the work.

[00:19:14] Right.

[00:19:15] All the Jews.

[00:19:15] Does absolutely everything.

[00:19:19] And then we'll come back from that.

[00:19:21] Yeah.

[00:19:22] Have a great lunch everybody.

[00:19:24] Have a great lunch girls.

[00:19:25] I hope you're having a good lunch.

[00:19:27] Don't worry about me.

[00:19:28] I'll just be sinking into my spinal column.

[00:19:31] Writing the entire show.

[00:19:33] So Chinese people open your eyes.

[00:19:44] Okay.

[00:19:45] It's time to open your eyes.

[00:19:51] Now, if you go around squinting it everybody,

[00:19:54] don't get angry when they do it at you.

[00:19:56] You rule.

[00:20:01] Bill, Bill, Bill.

[00:20:03] Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill,

[00:20:04] You rule, Bill,

[00:20:06] Mar the.

[00:20:07] All right.

[00:20:08] I did.

[00:20:08] We did that.

[00:20:09] We did that.

[00:20:09] Mm-hmm.

[00:20:10] After he said it.

[00:20:11] He did.

[00:20:11] What?

[00:20:13] Him saying it was hysterical.

[00:20:16] It was so funny.

[00:20:17] There is no reason for that.

[00:20:19] Just the confidence with which he said it.

[00:20:23] He was so.

[00:20:24] Like what?

[00:20:24] If they took like classically pulse,

[00:20:28] it'd be like 65 beats per day.

[00:20:30] Yeah.

[00:20:31] Like an Olympic swimmer is taking a nap.

[00:20:33] He like Michael Phelps in a hammock.

[00:20:35] That's how low his fucking beats for me.

[00:20:37] It would be me.

[00:20:40] This is as cool as a cucumber.

[00:20:45] I'm a house bee.

[00:20:48] To a senator too.

[00:20:49] That is not even with a comic.

[00:20:50] Right.

[00:20:51] He's going to riff with him.

[00:20:51] That didn't do a member of.

[00:20:54] That interview is like a commercial for Clonopin.

[00:20:56] Yeah.

[00:20:57] It's like this is how.

[00:21:00] Do you want to feel like this?

[00:21:02] It should have just been out on the field.

[00:21:04] It tossed in a football back and forth.

[00:21:06] And he's like, check this out.

[00:21:08] Boo.

[00:21:11] Then it's just a V.O.

[00:21:13] Get your life back.

[00:21:14] Yeah.

[00:21:15] Let's not get back to the U that just drive.

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[00:21:26] Willie.

[00:21:27] God damn it.

[00:21:33] Truly a hysterical moment in television, man.

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[00:25:14] That dude was really low.

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[00:25:18] Bill, you gotta stop getting high.

[00:25:19] His voice over coach molested him.

[00:25:20] He was a child.

[00:25:21] But now this always happens.

[00:25:23] Chris, I'm gay.

[00:25:24] Hey Bill, you're not gay.

[00:25:25] Good news.

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[00:25:41] You know what?

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[00:27:29] Illegal in most states.

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[00:27:57] Allston Cambridge.

[00:28:01] All that kind of swing.

[00:28:02] Quincey.

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[00:28:19] I said no South Shore homo.

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[00:28:38] I shouldn't do it.

[00:28:40] I watched this movie Spettors the other day.

[00:28:42] This is Paul Verhoeven movie

[00:28:44] from before he came to America.

[00:28:47] And a character gets gang raped.

[00:28:50] How about Paul Verhoeven?

[00:28:52] Okay.

[00:28:52] Yep.

[00:28:52] Let's go.

[00:28:53] I think I could see some.

[00:28:54] Okay.

[00:28:54] Yeah, it's my idea of us.

[00:28:56] There's a policeman who is shot.

[00:28:59] And they are both years of white man.

[00:29:02] And he's shot to about what it is.

[00:29:04] Some kind of a crazy future.

[00:29:07] They have medicine and machines.

[00:29:09] And they build him, you know,

[00:29:11] it's Detroit.

[00:29:12] So they rebuild him with parts of just left over black.

[00:29:17] Paul, I think maybe one of these are machine.

[00:29:19] Instead of.

[00:29:20] Well, what if he fights crime?

[00:29:21] They use black people parts to make him.

[00:29:24] Well, they can.

[00:29:24] What about what about electronics?

[00:29:27] Uh, no.

[00:29:28] And so.

[00:29:30] Part machine, part black guy, part man.

[00:29:33] So, okay.

[00:29:34] Just a whole part man, part machine.

[00:29:35] He's a black.

[00:29:36] He's a black.

[00:29:36] He's turned the policeman into a black man

[00:29:39] whose head is a boombox.

[00:29:42] He's a ghetto blaster.

[00:29:43] And he, but yeah, he gets back at the criminals

[00:29:47] by calling the camera.

[00:29:48] Okay.

[00:29:50] All right.

[00:29:50] I think you got a lot of good elements here, Paul.

[00:29:53] I don't know how you can fight crime.

[00:29:56] Mr. N word, Hovin.

[00:29:57] I like the part where he's a robot and a man.

[00:30:01] The name of the movie is called show girls.

[00:30:06] Like, yeah, actually show girls right there.

[00:30:08] A lot of them.

[00:30:10] The original script, they cannibalized a lot for Robo.

[00:30:14] But yeah, his original screenplay that the studio didn't like.

[00:30:16] The policeman has to turn into a stripper.

[00:30:19] He's got a good push.

[00:30:20] They give him a push because he's a robot and a black man.

[00:30:23] The police department won't pay him.

[00:30:25] So he has to support his family that doesn't remember him

[00:30:28] because they think, you know, he's white.

[00:30:31] So when a black man with a boombox head shows up at home,

[00:30:34] the family is scared.

[00:30:37] The time has become a sexy lady.

[00:30:39] So he becomes a stripper and he has this penis

[00:30:43] placed with breasts, but he has breasts where his penis would be.

[00:30:47] Yes.

[00:30:49] And he becomes the most popular stripper in Detroit.

[00:30:52] Oh, he's still in Detroit.

[00:30:54] And then he moves to New York to become a beautiful actress.

[00:31:00] I love it.

[00:31:01] And then so his head is still a black eye with a boombox.

[00:31:04] But then bugs.

[00:31:05] But his giant bugs.

[00:31:06] Bugs tried to kill him and he has to go to space.

[00:31:10] And then you find out the bugs are the good guys.

[00:31:12] And the bugs are actually Jews from the Holocaust.

[00:31:14] But then the Jew bugs are actually good guys.

[00:31:17] And then does he also go to Mars?

[00:31:20] Is that him too?

[00:31:22] Yeah.

[00:31:22] And then yes, Mars attacks and he has to, there's two Jack Nicholson's

[00:31:29] and one is the president.

[00:31:32] Sharers Stone is wife.

[00:31:34] I was talking about Total Recall.

[00:31:36] I think Mars attacks is Tim Burton.

[00:31:41] Anyways, a character gets gang raped by five guys.

[00:31:45] And then afterwards, one of the characters is like,

[00:31:48] yeah, we thought you'd like it.

[00:31:50] And then the next day he is a homosexual.

[00:31:53] No, that's what turns him gay.

[00:31:54] That's homo cop.

[00:31:55] He gets gang raped into homosexuality.

[00:31:58] Wow, like it's a gang.

[00:32:00] Yeah.

[00:32:02] A woman in the bludge.

[00:32:03] Yeah, but then he just finds out from the gang rape that he's gay.

[00:32:07] And every, that's a nuanced understanding of homosexuality.

[00:32:11] Yeah.

[00:32:11] Pretty cool.

[00:32:12] I've had that in the remote cop remake,

[00:32:15] the remote cop remake where they show him what he looks like without the suit or whatever.

[00:32:20] But it's just a brain and they've made his dick huge.

[00:32:22] And that's all that's left.

[00:32:23] And he's like, and he's just like,

[00:32:25] Oh yeah.

[00:32:29] And I like put them good suit back on him.

[00:32:30] This fucking rock.

[00:32:32] This rules.

[00:32:36] My dick is fucking awesome.

[00:32:40] Oh hell yes.

[00:32:41] Yes.

[00:32:43] Fuck yeah.

[00:32:46] Yeah, that's good.

[00:32:48] I like that a lot actually.

[00:32:49] Oh, you kept my original dick.

[00:32:51] You made my dick bigger?

[00:32:53] Thank you so much.

[00:32:54] Yeah, they're like, uh, no, actually we made your dick bigger.

[00:32:57] And he's like, to delete the files.

[00:32:58] Delete all.

[00:33:00] Delete the records of my penis.

[00:33:02] I'm going to destroy the computer room.

[00:33:06] Robocop's gone rogue.

[00:33:07] He's destroying all the records.

[00:33:08] He's saying his penis was.

[00:33:09] He keeps being regular size.

[00:33:12] Regular size.

[00:33:14] And he's killed.

[00:33:15] He's not inside this.

[00:33:16] Outside this.

[00:33:17] Yeah.

[00:33:17] His penis looked like before.

[00:33:19] Are turning up dead.

[00:33:23] And then we become stopping Robocop.

[00:33:25] It's called Robocop 2 showgirls.

[00:33:28] Yeah.

[00:33:30] Oh hell yeah, just a thriller.

[00:33:32] Wherever you hold the scientists.

[00:33:34] I know this dick would like.

[00:33:36] Keep dying.

[00:33:40] Anyone that's seen his penis like his old high school coach.

[00:33:44] He kills his wife.

[00:33:46] He kills his wife.

[00:33:46] He kills his doctors.

[00:33:50] He's like interrogating his fucking kids.

[00:33:52] Like, did you ever see my penis or the shower?

[00:33:54] You don't want to see it.

[00:33:56] He sounds like, what are you talking about?

[00:33:57] I'm like bad man.

[00:33:58] I'm also bad man.

[00:33:59] I'm also bad man now.

[00:34:01] I've decided when I moved to New York

[00:34:02] to be a beautiful actress.

[00:34:04] I said to him, he came bad man.

[00:34:06] He pulls his dick.

[00:34:07] I was like, look, the wood saw.

[00:34:08] Is this how it always was?

[00:34:11] Yes, dad.

[00:34:12] Rachel.

[00:34:14] Look at my dad.

[00:34:17] Well, you see, Robocop, bad man.

[00:34:19] Cop showgirls.

[00:34:21] I know your penis used to be small.

[00:34:23] No matter what you do, you can't fuck me.

[00:34:30] You'll never fuck my ass, bad man.

[00:34:32] The Joker and his asshole saw a shot.

[00:34:37] You, there's nothing you can threaten me with.

[00:34:42] I'm so your asshole.

[00:34:45] I'm too taken up.

[00:34:46] Open up your ass.

[00:34:48] Now you have a choice.

[00:34:49] By the time it takes you to unstitch my asshole,

[00:34:53] Rachel will be dead.

[00:34:56] You can either go fuck Rachel and save her

[00:34:59] and fuck me in my ass.

[00:35:02] Harvey, go save Rachel, but you're not allowed to fuck her.

[00:35:05] Well, if I save her, I'm going to fuck her.

[00:35:06] No!

[00:35:09] And by and somehow this proves your dick was regular.

[00:35:12] You're going to just fucking the Joker in the ass

[00:35:14] while Harvey then seeding Rachel's pussy.

[00:35:17] That man's on the phone.

[00:35:17] He can hear her coming.

[00:35:18] And he's like, no!

[00:35:26] No, Rachel!

[00:35:28] Rachel!

[00:35:33] I hope you enjoy my ass, bad man.

[00:35:37] Because now you're gay.

[00:35:40] That Rachel is gay.

[00:35:44] And my broadcast, you fucking me in the ass.

[00:35:47] So the news, Gotham shocked to find out

[00:35:51] that beautiful actress, Robobat Man, is actually gay for the Joker.

[00:35:59] Another news, assistant DA Rachel got her pussy eating last night

[00:36:04] and abandoned factory by Harvey Dent.

[00:36:07] He did a really good job.

[00:36:09] He ate her pussy very well.

[00:36:11] He ate it very well.

[00:36:12] Yeah.

[00:36:15] Like cell phone video.

[00:36:17] Rook up fucking Joker in the ass while he laughed.

[00:36:20] Rachel!

[00:36:22] No!

[00:36:23] Such meaningful.

[00:36:25] You're gay now.

[00:36:26] Yeah.

[00:36:27] Now you're gay.

[00:36:32] You fall into my tramp.

[00:36:33] You fall into my tramp.

[00:36:34] You fall into my tramp, man.

[00:36:36] Now you're gay.

[00:36:38] The whole point.

[00:36:38] Oh man, I can't believe I don't show you my stuff.

[00:36:42] I'm not going to gay, I'm not going to gay.

[00:36:44] Bruce Wayne's like, I stopped being Batman like six years ago.

[00:36:46] He's like, no, this is so over at home in the movie.

[00:36:49] Yeah, this is some guy from Detroit.

[00:36:52] I'm in an alternate universe now where I'm in high school.

[00:36:56] I'm a guy in high school that's golf.

[00:36:58] And I just saw of crimes around the school and I'm not a Batman anymore.

[00:37:02] I'm for teenagers.

[00:37:04] Oh, that's right, Master Wayne.

[00:37:05] That's right.

[00:37:06] Well, I guess I'll go kill that, how about.

[00:37:10] Alfred's also a homophobe.

[00:37:11] Oh, wow.

[00:37:12] So I think when I was in Burma, it was a six year old boy that we were all taking turns with.

[00:37:18] Alfred, where's this story going?

[00:37:21] No, he's...

[00:37:21] We found the rubies in his eyes.

[00:37:24] What I'm saying is it might seem wrong to rape a child at first.

[00:37:28] But when you find out that they were actually the ruby thief

[00:37:31] through the process of fucking them and around them in sort of a,

[00:37:35] you know, sort of a Machiavelli in a sort of way, is it really?

[00:37:38] Was it really wrong?

[00:37:39] Uh-huh.

[00:37:40] Yeah, it's still wrong.

[00:37:41] It's still fucked up.

[00:37:42] It's still caught up being a pedophile.

[00:37:44] You're a pedophile.

[00:37:45] You're a kid, Alfred.

[00:37:47] Yeah, but I'm British.

[00:37:48] That's where you got me there.

[00:37:50] You got me there.

[00:37:50] That's...

[00:37:51] I guess it's more of a sort of a systemic problem.

[00:37:55] Were you wearing a pith helmet while you were doing it?

[00:37:59] Oh, fuck.

[00:38:01] Damn, that dastardly joker strikes again.

[00:38:04] Dude, what a...

[00:38:05] So anyway, that is my idea for the master of myth.

[00:38:09] That's the idea is such a...

[00:38:11] You know, that's the whole pitch.

[00:38:15] We love it, Mr. Edward Hovind.

[00:38:18] Oh, that's all that I would have.

[00:38:21] Then we are thinking maybe there's a sequel,

[00:38:24] where there's a guy named Bane who is like a Black Lives Matter,

[00:38:28] such a guy.

[00:38:29] And the hobby, he's very antifa.

[00:38:32] And he also fucks batsman.

[00:38:34] And this time Batman is sort of the bad guy.

[00:38:43] Damn, Christopher Nolan's other movies

[00:38:44] never gonna come out, huh?

[00:38:45] Yeah, apparently it's...

[00:38:46] Dude, I saw the trailer for that on Mushrooms

[00:38:48] when I saw Star Wars and it looked awesome.

[00:38:51] Because I was on Mushrooms.

[00:38:52] I don't remember the trailer.

[00:38:54] I watched it again sober.

[00:38:55] It did not look as good, but on Mushrooms,

[00:38:57] seeing that move, that trailer fucking was so good.

[00:39:00] What movie?

[00:39:01] Tenant.

[00:39:01] Why don't they just release it on demand?

[00:39:04] I know, because that's Christopher Nolan's fucking piece.

[00:39:06] People would spend 20 bucks this time.

[00:39:07] I would.

[00:39:08] I got a big ass tea, I got a big ass projectors.

[00:39:12] I mean, it is, aren't gonna be open for another year, probably.

[00:39:17] Yeah, Broadway shut down until 2021.

[00:39:20] This is the third time I've mentioned that on the show.

[00:39:23] Naked loves Broadway, but you guys don't know this about Nick.

[00:39:25] He sees a fucking...

[00:39:26] What the honestly, I would like to like Broadway,

[00:39:29] because it's like, I live in New York,

[00:39:31] I should be taking advantage of that.

[00:39:32] Yeah, it's only a place in the world.

[00:39:33] You can see...

[00:39:34] Maybe three times I've seen plays in my life, it's like...

[00:39:38] It's nice.

[00:39:39] I've only gone in Baltimore to the...

[00:39:40] Shout out to the Every Man Theater when I was a kid.

[00:39:44] These take us to the movies.

[00:39:45] There's a lot of cool plays there.

[00:39:47] It's mostly guys sitting on stage,

[00:39:49] getting in a fight with Radio Shack customer service.

[00:39:52] Yeah, it's just the Every Man.

[00:39:54] Yeah, Every Man kind of things.

[00:39:55] Kind of an Arthur.

[00:39:56] I saw fences there.

[00:39:57] Well, yeah, it's not clearly labeled

[00:39:59] what kind of watched the batteries are for.

[00:40:02] And that's the place.

[00:40:03] Excuse me, you all sell free to who's here.

[00:40:05] And there's a lot of yelling, so you know it's good.

[00:40:08] Yeah, you guys sell socks.

[00:40:10] Yeah, I know it's Radio Shack.

[00:40:12] I'm asking.

[00:40:14] I'm fucking asking.

[00:40:17] Oh, fuck.

[00:40:18] No, Rachel!

[00:40:20] No!

[00:40:22] You're gay now.

[00:40:24] That being the turn.

[00:40:25] Rachel, are you coming?

[00:40:26] I'm coming.

[00:40:28] Don't come!

[00:40:29] You could enjoy it, but at least don't come.

[00:40:32] Don't come.

[00:40:33] Don't come, Rachel, please.

[00:40:34] Don't nut in his mouth.

[00:40:37] Please, so bust.

[00:40:39] I'm coming, Batman.

[00:40:40] There's come leaking out of my penis.

[00:40:44] No, no, I'm gay.

[00:40:48] You want to know what makes me come.

[00:40:52] Damn, dude.

[00:40:54] That's now that's good stuff.

[00:40:56] I saw the boss in a play, the King, Gandalfini.

[00:41:01] You did?

[00:41:02] One of the three plays I've seen in New York.

[00:41:04] Damn.

[00:41:04] Yeah.

[00:41:05] But that was before I moved here.

[00:41:06] What a braggart.

[00:41:07] I took a megabus up here so I could do it.

[00:41:09] What a braggart.

[00:41:10] Yeah.

[00:41:10] What play was it?

[00:41:12] It was called God of Carnage.

[00:41:13] I believe they made it into a movie.

[00:41:16] Was he in it?

[00:41:17] No.

[00:41:18] It was him, Jeff Daniels was in it too.

[00:41:20] Was he shooting his pants?

[00:41:21] Did he have diarrhea?

[00:41:23] No, but I saw...

[00:41:25] If Jeff Daniels previewed before the show came out,

[00:41:29] and I saw David Chase and the King,

[00:41:32] little Stevie walking in together.

[00:41:33] Oh, nice.

[00:41:34] And he is a petite man.

[00:41:37] Steve, Stevie Van Zand?

[00:41:38] Yeah, he's a small guy.

[00:41:39] Shut the fuck up, really?

[00:41:40] It's little.

[00:41:41] Yeah.

[00:41:41] How tall?

[00:41:44] Probably like 5'7".

[00:41:45] Okay, so he's a really tall guy.

[00:41:48] He's a good tall guy.

[00:41:51] So tall, I don't get it.

[00:41:52] It sounds like a guy that's maybe...

[00:41:54] Probably a little above average, right?

[00:41:56] Maybe like an inch lower than the cut off

[00:41:58] for what we'd be considered tall.

[00:41:59] Tall, yeah.

[00:42:00] You know, a tall 5'8".

[00:42:02] Yeah, a towering 5'8".

[00:42:05] Yeah, that's tall enough.

[00:42:06] Tall enough.

[00:42:07] Yeah.

[00:42:08] If 5'7", I would say is the perfect height.

[00:42:11] 5'10", you start getting in the gay guy too.

[00:42:13] Yeah, now you're like a lanky giraffe.

[00:42:15] Now you're fucked in its ass.

[00:42:17] Yeah, now you're probably a bitch.

[00:42:18] That would be so embarrassing to be over six feet.

[00:42:21] Oh, yeah.

[00:42:22] You know how hard he is for those guys.

[00:42:23] Yeah.

[00:42:24] Because people feel so bad for them that they pretend it's good.

[00:42:27] They're too tall to have sex with women.

[00:42:29] No women hate those guys.

[00:42:30] It's shick's hate.

[00:42:32] Because they're so tall and so powerful.

[00:42:33] Your body uses up all your growth hormones on your bones,

[00:42:36] so your dick stays small.

[00:42:37] Yeah, so it gets so small.

[00:42:38] And guys that are 5'7", with little dicks?

[00:42:41] That's regular.

[00:42:42] That's normal.

[00:42:42] That's what you want to be.

[00:42:45] Yeah, but those guys, it goes to hormones.

[00:42:49] It makes sense.

[00:42:49] You're actually sold for cash.

[00:42:51] And then to help people.

[00:42:53] To help, yeah, they went there.

[00:42:54] They're good guys.

[00:42:55] It was buying Lunchables for people in Africa.

[00:42:59] And leaving the candies in there.

[00:43:02] There's a lot of charities that remove the desserts from Lunchables.

[00:43:05] Not these type of guys.

[00:43:06] Not these guys.

[00:43:08] 5'7".

[00:43:08] Guys, just a little dicks.

[00:43:11] The male, the perfect man.

[00:43:14] But he was petite too.

[00:43:15] He wasn't like a big guy.

[00:43:16] Yeah, but he is so cool, dude.

[00:43:18] He's wearing his bandana.

[00:43:20] Yeah, he rocks.

[00:43:21] His stupid face.

[00:43:22] He's so cool.

[00:43:23] You know, he was supposed to be Cass' Tony, really?

[00:43:24] Yeah, originally.

[00:43:25] You know, it was him and the guy who played, um, uh, Jack Appreal.

[00:43:32] Or not, Jackie Appreal.

[00:43:34] Not Jackie, his dad.

[00:43:35] John.

[00:43:36] Who's the fucking, who's boss before?

[00:43:38] John.

[00:43:39] John Appreal.

[00:43:40] No, Jackie was the boss before.

[00:43:41] Oh, okay.

[00:43:42] Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie.

[00:43:43] Yeah, Jackie.

[00:43:43] Yeah, Jack.

[00:43:45] Is those three were the finals?

[00:43:46] No, Jackie Jr. was his fuck up son.

[00:43:48] I know, Jackie was the dad.

[00:43:49] Stop already corrected himself.

[00:43:51] Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[00:43:52] Don't make me look like I don't know the guy's name.

[00:43:54] I know, yeah.

[00:43:54] Don't make him look like I know the guy's fucking name.

[00:43:57] He knows his name.

[00:43:58] And then Jr. and then Tony.

[00:43:59] Why don't you go get us a couple of orange cream shows?

[00:44:02] All right, I'll be right back.

[00:44:03] Why don't you go, why don't you go and run it down to Block?

[00:44:05] And first of all, Jr. was going down to Block

[00:44:08] and go get me a big old glass of calm.

[00:44:09] How about this?

[00:44:11] Jr. was not really the boss.

[00:44:12] He was not really the boss.

[00:44:13] He didn't actually have the power.

[00:44:14] If anything, Tony was a genius.

[00:44:17] He kept the heat off him.

[00:44:18] It was a genius for him.

[00:44:19] If I went to one of those like Blue Lives Matter rallies

[00:44:21] with a sign that says my dick is small,

[00:44:23] do you think I would get the shit beaten out of me by Italians?

[00:44:28] As you should say.

[00:44:29] But really try and sell it.

[00:44:30] Like maybe just like mingle for a while and then bust the sign out.

[00:44:33] And then bust the sign out.

[00:44:33] This is like, you got to punish your shirt on.

[00:44:36] You got everything out.

[00:44:37] You're like, oh, I'm here for the cops.

[00:44:40] But I also got personal stuff that involves me

[00:44:44] that I would like to address.

[00:44:45] Yeah.

[00:44:46] It would have to be a double sided sign.

[00:44:48] Yeah.

[00:44:48] It would have to say, you know, Blue Lives Matter or whatever.

[00:44:51] No, I got, I have my sign from a different rally I went to.

[00:44:54] And now I got, I'm reusing it.

[00:44:56] I'm reusing it.

[00:44:57] I'm reusing the fucking sign.

[00:44:59] It's about, you know, you don't think about recycling.

[00:45:01] I'm protesting the size of my own dick.

[00:45:03] I got to, I was in a different rally.

[00:45:05] I was just doing what I'm going to throw away the fucking sign

[00:45:07] or I'm going to use the other sign.

[00:45:08] Good poster board.

[00:45:09] I have to protesting a big dick rally.

[00:45:12] And I was pissed off.

[00:45:14] I was pissed off about it.

[00:45:15] Hey, oh, this guy's not for me.

[00:45:18] Yeah, no, it's fucking different.

[00:45:20] It's like, you know, look, we're all here because we're pissed off.

[00:45:23] We're all gonna be pissed off.

[00:45:27] I'm just saying.

[00:45:28] I mean, you put, let me just recycle my fucking sign.

[00:45:32] What the fuck am I going to get in on a piece of what is it?

[00:45:34] What do you call a big paper?

[00:45:36] Yeah.

[00:45:36] What the fuck do you even get this?

[00:45:38] It's like a big, thick paper.

[00:45:39] What the fuck is this thing?

[00:45:41] It's like a big piece of paper or something.

[00:45:43] The fire opened up the printer.

[00:45:48] I take a piece of paper out.

[00:45:49] I measure it.

[00:45:50] It's fucking half the size of the stuff.

[00:45:51] It's not even even close.

[00:45:52] So I throw that one out, go back in the printer,

[00:45:54] pull out the next one, measure that.

[00:45:56] Same size.

[00:45:57] It's basically the fucking same size.

[00:45:59] Yeah, I don't want it.

[00:45:59] It's only a couple inch.

[00:46:00] No.

[00:46:01] You're talking about 15 hours I spent measuring every one of those

[00:46:04] fucking pieces of paper, they're all about the same size.

[00:46:07] I love the, I love the, I love the,

[00:46:09] he's so bad at measuring they're not the exact same size.

[00:46:13] They're not even, you're a fun size.

[00:46:15] Give it takes a couple of weeks.

[00:46:17] Every single one of them, none of them are well,

[00:46:19] even remotely qualifies as a big fucking piece of paper.

[00:46:22] And I understand the dramatic irony of writing my penis

[00:46:26] is small on a tiny piece of paper.

[00:46:29] But I want a big fucking piece of paper.

[00:46:31] I want a piece of paper.

[00:46:32] I only got one of them and I already blew it

[00:46:34] at the fucking tiny penis round.

[00:46:36] So forgive me if I write Blue Lives Matter

[00:46:39] on the backside of my, my dick is small.

[00:46:43] And come here, come here down the fucking Bay Ridge.

[00:46:46] It's so respect.

[00:46:47] The Bay Ridge to show my support.

[00:46:49] The Guinea Gulch.

[00:46:50] Yeah.

[00:46:52] Now me, I live in Fairfax, Virginia.

[00:46:56] So I'm not from here.

[00:46:57] No, I'm not from here.

[00:46:58] No.

[00:46:58] Yeah.

[00:46:59] My name is John Mulaney.

[00:47:02] Yeah, no, I'm not even Italian.

[00:47:04] My, my name is Richard Salzwater.

[00:47:05] Yeah, my family, German Jews originally converted.

[00:47:11] I just see the Sopranos for the first time.

[00:47:14] Yeah.

[00:47:14] I thought like this.

[00:47:15] No, I get my therapist.

[00:47:16] So it might make me feel better if I, you know,

[00:47:18] blame it on Italians.

[00:47:21] Because I'm so, my identity is so wrapped up

[00:47:24] in how small my dick is.

[00:47:26] They thought maybe if I would just pretend to be Italian,

[00:47:31] you know, just why don't I care about the police.

[00:47:34] Yeah.

[00:47:34] And by therapist, I mean my wife.

[00:47:39] Fuck.

[00:47:40] And by wife, she doesn't know we're married.

[00:47:42] We don't, she doesn't know we're married.

[00:47:43] It's actually a picture of Nicki Minaj on Ash and

[00:47:56] I, that I stroke my penis.

[00:47:57] Come tribute to have a little cushy dream about it.

[00:48:00] Oh, yeah.

[00:48:02] Oh, yeah.

[00:48:02] Yeah. If you are pretending to be Italian and you pissed off

[00:48:07] because you dick it small, what you need to do is smoke some CBD,

[00:48:11] some high quality CBD.

[00:48:13] One thing all Italians love and that's weed that doesn't get you high

[00:48:17] the regular way.

[00:48:18] That's right, brother.

[00:48:19] If you like me, you definitely forget to open up the copy for the reads.

[00:48:27] Um, shit.

[00:48:30] Not, not me.

[00:48:31] You got it?

[00:48:32] You got it.

[00:48:33] Here we go.

[00:48:34] I don't have it.

[00:48:35] Yeah, I got it.

[00:48:36] Um, company, cushy dreams, slogan, smoke your CBD because you can.

[00:48:42] Cushy dreams up.

[00:48:43] There's a full line up of premium smoke.

[00:48:45] Oh, dude.

[00:48:46] Oh, listen, I,

[00:48:48] I'm not even a guy pretending to be Italian and mad because of my dick

[00:48:52] is small.

[00:48:53] I'm just a Greek guy who knows he's Greek.

[00:48:55] He has a pretend to be nothing and his dick is small.

[00:48:57] If your dick doesn't work, try cushion.

[00:48:59] I could use your name.

[00:49:00] CBD.

[00:49:01] It works at least as good as blue chew.

[00:49:05] Oh, yeah.

[00:49:06] Yeah, blue chew gets you high and cushy dreams get you dick.

[00:49:09] Get your dick off.

[00:49:10] Fuck.

[00:49:10] There we go.

[00:49:11] Um, here we go.

[00:49:12] Use them together.

[00:49:13] Send the copy.

[00:49:14] Well, I just got to say, folks, we don't even need that.

[00:49:16] Here's the thing.

[00:49:17] Here you go.

[00:49:18] Here you go.

[00:49:18] There you go.

[00:49:19] I'd, no, I sent it to you, but I don't even need it.

[00:49:21] I go to a piss because I love this.

[00:49:22] We did the sponsors probably going to be mad about this,

[00:49:25] but I'm going to dip out to go piss.

[00:49:26] And when I come back, your boys better still be doing the read.

[00:49:29] Oh, first of all, I don't even need to tell you.

[00:49:32] And I'm going to be repeating everything you said.

[00:49:35] Which email does that?

[00:49:35] I love it.

[00:49:37] The group chat.

[00:49:38] Didn't get it.

[00:49:39] I didn't even even leave it.

[00:49:40] It's coming in there.

[00:49:41] Well, just we're going to support it.

[00:49:43] Here's a, we don't need to wait because I love this.

[00:49:45] I have to do this too.

[00:49:46] Well, guess what, man?

[00:49:47] Am I the only fucking professional left on this fucking podcast?

[00:49:50] Dude.

[00:49:51] I don't need these fucking movies.

[00:49:53] I'm going to stay.

[00:49:53] I'm going to stay.

[00:49:53] Okay.

[00:49:54] So, I don't need you, man.

[00:49:55] We're big.

[00:49:56] Well, I got to tell you, man.

[00:49:57] I love.

[00:49:58] I love smoking.

[00:49:59] High quality CBD.

[00:50:01] Uh huh.

[00:50:02] Okay.

[00:50:03] And I like, I love cushions, because you just think they got the fucking powerful flower.

[00:50:08] All right.

[00:50:08] They got the shit fucking in little, little fucking.

[00:50:10] You want to smoke eight of that shit?

[00:50:12] Great.

[00:50:12] But they got beautiful little pre-rolls.

[00:50:14] Oh.

[00:50:15] Maybe, maybe you're tired of getting high as fuck.

[00:50:20] Eating so many edibles, your brain doesn't fucking work.

[00:50:22] You watch movies.

[00:50:23] You don't even remember what happened.

[00:50:24] Uh huh.

[00:50:24] You order $400 worth of seamless in a month.

[00:50:28] You know how it goes.

[00:50:30] Maybe you're tired of living that lifestyle,

[00:50:31] but you're not tired of smoking some beautiful high quality flower.

[00:50:36] Yeah.

[00:50:36] You want something that looks like high quality marijuana feels like high quality marijuana.

[00:50:40] You probably get arrested if you, if you were smoking it outside.

[00:50:43] Yeah.

[00:50:44] But it's not getting you high.

[00:50:45] Something that if you were black and you were smoking it in public,

[00:50:48] you might actually be killed, though.

[00:50:49] You're right.

[00:50:50] Yes.

[00:50:51] By a member of our police.

[00:50:53] Of our armed services.

[00:50:54] Of our armed police services.

[00:50:56] Of our armed police services.

[00:50:58] And you know what?

[00:50:59] You might think, hey, how's that legal?

[00:51:01] Guess what?

[00:51:02] They're shipping to all 50 states.

[00:51:03] All 50 states, you fucking.

[00:51:06] That means Hawaii.

[00:51:07] Shkifuch, you know.

[00:51:08] That means if you're out on, on, uh, maybe your pipeline.

[00:51:11] Maybe you're in Alaska.

[00:51:12] Or trying to be like, get in the beach.

[00:51:15] Maybe you're one of fucking, uh, what's your face?

[00:51:17] That the vice presidential candidate with the big titties.

[00:51:20] Um, maybe your Sarah Palin's fucking children.

[00:51:24] Maybe your Sarah Palin's retard grandson.

[00:51:26] That's right.

[00:51:27] Um, maybe that's that trigger?

[00:51:30] Yeah, flip, flip, flip, flip, flip, flip, dip, dip, dip, dip, lip.

[00:51:36] Dick lip pallet.

[00:51:37] Yeah, this is my, this is my retarded grandson, dick lip pallet.

[00:51:41] Maybe your dick lip pallet.

[00:51:43] Guess what?

[00:51:43] It's in all 50 states.

[00:51:44] Here we go.

[00:51:45] Folks, if we talk about cushy dreams,

[00:51:47] we should probably talk about the primary talking points.

[00:51:50] I think so.

[00:51:51] Bullet point number one.

[00:51:53] It looks like high points.

[00:51:54] We already covered that.

[00:51:55] I'm sorry.

[00:51:56] You know, your content.

[00:51:58] It's got the, and I know you're thinking, look,

[00:52:00] I like CBD is the, is the CBD content going to be a high percentage?

[00:52:04] Motherfucker, it's 20% the highest in the fucking game.

[00:52:07] That's the fucking highest.

[00:52:09] You can't get higher CBD content in a smokeable,

[00:52:12] fucking fake marijuana than this.

[00:52:13] If you can find a higher CBD content, I will kill myself on it.

[00:52:17] Kill myself.

[00:52:18] I'll suck my own cock and then I'll fucking pull the trigger.

[00:52:20] I'll suck my own cock with a gun in my ass.

[00:52:22] And kill myself via ass, ass of guns, a gun play.

[00:52:30] You know?

[00:52:30] And listen, there's a lot of CBD gummies.

[00:52:33] There's a lot of CBD droplets smoking that shit.

[00:52:35] It's the fastest way to get it in your fucking system.

[00:52:38] Roll up a little fucking join a runie.

[00:52:40] Okay.

[00:52:41] And just feel, feel like, feel beautiful on your balcony

[00:52:44] and let that CBD go in your bloodstream fast and you're relaxed,

[00:52:47] you're calm, but your head ain't, your not,

[00:52:49] your head isn't in the fucking clouds.

[00:52:51] Let that open up your third eye, which helps you see the truth about.

[00:52:56] And this is the same type of CBD that they smoke on the TV show, Jackass.

[00:53:01] Yes, absolutely.

[00:53:02] Steve-o used this to help get off whipits.

[00:53:04] Yeah.

[00:53:04] It's actually copyright, the exact same CBD.

[00:53:09] It's the same CBD that Buzz Aldrin used to make up the moon landing.

[00:53:13] That's right.

[00:53:14] It's true.

[00:53:15] The same kind of astronauts use to have fuck.

[00:53:19] To fuck get pussy. I'm trying to have fuck.

[00:53:21] I'm trying to have some fucking pulp.

[00:53:23] Independent lab testing.

[00:53:24] This is cool.

[00:53:25] They've actually closed all the Corona testing facilities.

[00:53:28] Double check the CBD.

[00:53:30] And it turns out that they show compliance and purity.

[00:53:34] And then there's a link here to the results.

[00:53:37] We'll click on that.

[00:53:38] We're clicking on it and it says A plus.

[00:53:41] A plus 100%

[00:53:43] open in Safari.

[00:53:44] Lab results, extraordinary smokeable flour.

[00:53:47] And the create effect.

[00:53:53] Cana bidivarin is 0.39%.

[00:53:56] Cana bidivinol.

[00:53:58] Yes, sir.

[00:53:59] 0.61.

[00:54:00] Cana bidigarol is ND.

[00:54:03] Tetrahydrocanabidivarin is ND.

[00:54:07] Nice.

[00:54:07] Cana bidivia acid is 22.2.12%.

[00:54:13] Yep.

[00:54:14] Nice.

[00:54:14] Cana bajarcar look acid.

[00:54:17] Yes.

[00:54:18] 0.25%.

[00:54:19] So true.

[00:54:21] Cana bidivinol CBN is ND.

[00:54:24] What about the big bidivinol?

[00:54:26] Delta 9 tetrahydrocanabinol is 0.1%.

[00:54:30] Yep.

[00:54:30] Yep.

[00:54:30] Yep.

[00:54:31] That's right, bitch.

[00:54:32] Delta 8 tetracanabid whatever is something else.

[00:54:37] And moisture is 6.71%.

[00:54:40] Wow.

[00:54:40] Nice.

[00:54:41] And this is from a company called Coastal Analytical.

[00:54:44] They do independent laboratory testing.

[00:54:46] I actually sent some of my cum there.

[00:54:48] And they said it was some of the weakest

[00:54:50] shit they'd ever come across.

[00:54:52] He's got zero weed in it.

[00:54:54] No weed, no sperm either.

[00:54:56] No weed.

[00:54:57] Nick has no sperm in his cum.

[00:55:00] That's not true.

[00:55:01] Yeah, that's what I'm looking at the results.

[00:55:02] That's not true.

[00:55:03] In fact, zero sperm.

[00:55:04] He has no swimmers.

[00:55:06] Yeah.

[00:55:08] It'd be great to get tested.

[00:55:10] Your dick tests are cum tested.

[00:55:12] And they're like, yeah, you can't get anyone pregnant.

[00:55:14] And then you're like, abortion should be illegal.

[00:55:19] They just come out like, I just be responsible.

[00:55:23] You don't want to don't get pregnant.

[00:55:25] If you don't think he's good pregnant.

[00:55:28] If I got a woman pregnant, I would never, I would insist she keeps it.

[00:55:33] I would love to be a father.

[00:55:35] I would be an author.

[00:55:36] Even though the idea of even grooming my horse

[00:55:39] and red dead redemption gives me anxiety.

[00:55:41] That's not true.

[00:55:42] That's not true.

[00:55:43] That's not true.

[00:55:44] I know I'm the sort of, I'm halfway the guy in this hypothetical.

[00:55:47] Well, this part is me.

[00:55:49] Oh, okay.

[00:55:49] This half is me.

[00:55:50] Yeah.

[00:55:50] Oh, all right.

[00:55:52] Sorry.

[00:55:53] I can't do that.

[00:55:54] I'm sorry.

[00:55:55] That's all right.

[00:55:56] You love grooming your horse on red dead?

[00:55:57] Yeah, dude.

[00:55:58] I would feed the horse and I'd groom it.

[00:56:00] Give it a little care.

[00:56:01] That's the best part of the game.

[00:56:03] Easy there, boy.

[00:56:06] You okay there boy?

[00:56:07] Okay, girl.

[00:56:09] See, I would have a girl horse because I'm not gay.

[00:56:11] Yeah.

[00:56:11] I'm like you.

[00:56:12] All right.

[00:56:12] You're riding around on a head.

[00:56:14] Girl animals.

[00:56:15] You're riding around on a man.

[00:56:16] Couldn't be me.

[00:56:18] Dutch, there's another version of me that's gay.

[00:56:22] Somewhere out there.

[00:56:23] Riding around on a girl horse.

[00:56:25] On a man horse.

[00:56:26] On a girl horse.

[00:56:27] The gay version of me is on a man horse.

[00:56:29] Arthur, we're going to have sex with our horses.

[00:56:32] But perfect.

[00:56:33] I don't know about this plan, Dutch.

[00:56:35] I'm ready for it because my horse is a girl and I'm not gay.

[00:56:38] Dutch, how the hell is that going to get the federalis off our back?

[00:56:41] Well, you see Arthur, we're going to be smoking cushy dreams.

[00:56:46] It's a new world, Arthur.

[00:56:49] Things are changing.

[00:56:51] It's lab tested.

[00:56:53] And it's hand trimmed.

[00:56:55] It's grown in Oregon.

[00:56:57] Alternative for people looking to cut back on smoking other things.

[00:57:01] Like cock.

[00:57:04] Like pole, which is what I would be smoking if my horse was a boy.

[00:57:08] I love sucking my horses cock.

[00:57:12] Everything started smoking cushy dreams.

[00:57:15] I was laughing earlier about sucking cock,

[00:57:16] but then you pull the cock out of your mouth and you go,

[00:57:24] A big glass of water after a hot day stroll.

[00:57:30] And then the person in their dick sucked,

[00:57:31] they're like, can you just, that's annoying.

[00:57:33] Yeah.

[00:57:33] You just not do that?

[00:57:35] There's not a natural reaction.

[00:57:36] I would love it if someone sucked my cock and then went,

[00:57:40] I hate it when people do it with drinks.

[00:57:42] No, I love it.

[00:57:43] See, again, it's a European thing, I think.

[00:57:47] Well, European me off.

[00:57:48] Yeah.

[00:57:49] You're a sucking my dick.

[00:57:52] How about that?

[00:57:53] It mixes well with other things you can smoke like cock.

[00:57:57] Just sprinkle some cushy dreams over your lover's cock and smoke that thing.

[00:58:02] What you do is you blow it up your boyfriend's ass.

[00:58:04] Uh-huh.

[00:58:05] And then he's sucking out of his dick.

[00:58:07] He sucked the smoke out of his dick.

[00:58:08] Yeah, that's right.

[00:58:10] Mm-hmm.

[00:58:11] Each batch of slow cured for two to four weeks to guarantee maximum freshness.

[00:58:15] That's beautiful.

[00:58:16] That's why you're both.

[00:58:17] Pretty jute and can of annoyance.

[00:58:19] They take an artisan approach.

[00:58:21] So we got to lay on the professional.

[00:58:25] Fucking being, you know, stopping having sex with a child.

[00:58:28] Yeah.

[00:58:28] We have to cultivate the flowers.

[00:58:31] And then me and my eight year old girlfriend

[00:58:35] killed the policeman who was trying to say this is weed.

[00:58:42] It's just scary over to the policeman in the show.

[00:58:44] Just don't fuck to cock up pussy.

[00:58:46] I just fuck penis.

[00:58:47] Fucking penis ass rape.

[00:58:50] Machine.

[00:58:52] Just like me.

[00:58:53] Just make a Goddard movie.

[00:58:54] And penis fuck ass shit.

[00:58:56] Penis fuck up.

[00:58:57] Pushing penis pussy penis rape.

[00:59:01] I can with the sucka penis fuck my ass bitch penis.

[00:59:04] Every day she has, she has her penis put into my ass.

[00:59:08] She fucks me in my ass until I come out of my mouth.

[00:59:11] Out of your mouth?

[00:59:12] I come, she comes in my ass heart.

[00:59:14] Then they come, comes out of my mouth.

[00:59:18] She looks out to the city and what does she see?

[00:59:20] A window, what is inside of it?

[00:59:22] It's me getting fucked in my ass.

[00:59:24] I think what it means is you should go to cushydreams.com,

[00:59:37] spelled K-U-S-H-Y dreams.

[00:59:41] No.

[00:59:42] You fucking idiot.

[00:59:43] Sorry.

[00:59:43] Check out use promo code COMTOWN for 20% off your first order.

[00:59:48] Whoa.

[00:59:48] Smoke your CBD.

[00:59:51] Because you can't.

[00:59:52] Because you can't.

[00:59:52] And let's start the show.

[00:59:55] Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, I'm gay.

[01:00:00] That's when you see music.

[01:00:02] Yeah.

[01:00:03] That's a good song.

[01:00:04] Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, I'm gay.

[01:00:07] Rage against the machine.

[01:00:08] Yeah.

[01:00:09] Mm-hmm.

[01:00:09] Mm-hmm.

[01:00:10] All those that suck horses, put my dick in their arse.

[01:00:15] It would be, it's interesting to see like,

[01:00:17] what would happen if things come down.

[01:00:20] Because it's very easy to get into like a doomsday mindset.

[01:00:22] Mm-hmm.

[01:00:23] But with the record of social media,

[01:00:25] it'll be funny to see if, you know,

[01:00:29] we just have like the same kind of neoliberal future

[01:00:34] as we had four years ago, right?

[01:00:37] Nobody really gave a shit about anything.

[01:00:39] Yeah, and everything's still getting worse,

[01:00:41] but no one cares.

[01:00:42] Yeah, if it's a race to be as coolly detached as possible,

[01:00:46] among the most, you know, fucking rabid people.

[01:00:51] Yeah.

[01:00:51] Actually, I don't care.

[01:00:53] I was joking.

[01:00:54] I was joking.

[01:00:55] I didn't, there's three years where I said,

[01:00:57] get the guillotine.

[01:00:58] I didn't care.

[01:00:58] I didn't actually get with it.

[01:00:59] I didn't actually, it's lame to care actually.

[01:01:02] Man, the guys, the people that like,

[01:01:04] are like choppy boy or whatever the fuck about guillotine.

[01:01:08] I don't know what that is.

[01:01:08] So gay.

[01:01:09] What's that?

[01:01:10] Well, people are like, doing cutesy names for a guillotine.

[01:01:14] Where it's like, yeah, look, I agree.

[01:01:15] We should kill Jeff Bezos or die, right?

[01:01:18] But you're not going to do it.

[01:01:19] You're a pussy.

[01:01:20] You're not going to do it.

[01:01:22] I'm like, me a strong man.

[01:01:24] But I don't, I'm not on there tweeting about it.

[01:01:27] I just, it's a belief that I have.

[01:01:28] You're just making the plans.

[01:01:30] I just, yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm secret.

[01:01:33] I'm me and my fucking working group.

[01:01:36] You were figuring out.

[01:01:37] We move in the real Jesus moving silence like Liz,

[01:01:40] like, as we all know.

[01:01:46] But yeah, I mean, I hope things get better.

[01:01:48] I mean, well, my point is that they wouldn't actually get better.

[01:01:51] Oh, they wouldn't.

[01:01:52] People would just stop caring.

[01:01:53] No, it would still be bad.

[01:01:54] No, I would like things to actually get better.

[01:01:56] Realistically, things are worse, but they're marginally worse than they were.

[01:02:00] Um, I don't know.

[01:02:01] A bunch of people are out of work.

[01:02:03] We told them that's the pandemic.

[01:02:05] Yeah.

[01:02:05] I mean, like that, you know, whatever.

[01:02:08] I mean, yeah, I'm not going to go into what I think about lockdowns again.

[01:02:14] No, it seems really bad.

[01:02:15] Well, I don't, I mean, to say, like, I don't think, I think it's just like, whatever.

[01:02:21] I mean, the lockdowns should could have happened with anybody.

[01:02:24] And it's just like a huge bureaucratic failure and a big like, in my mind,

[01:02:28] if you want to be, have a conspiracy about it.

[01:02:30] It's like, yeah, of course.

[01:02:33] It's just, there's no way to, it would have been fucked up regardless of who was.

[01:02:37] Yeah.

[01:02:38] I think that I think you're probably right.

[01:02:40] Like, assuming Biden wins, then there's just going to be a malaise that settles in, go back to brunch.

[01:02:47] Yeah.

[01:02:47] People are going to go back to, remember Obama, remember?

[01:02:49] It's like no one gave a fuck about anything.

[01:02:51] But people like love though,

[01:02:52] Obama and really thought he was going to change things.

[01:02:54] Yeah.

[01:02:55] They love him for 10 minutes.

[01:02:56] The first term.

[01:02:57] And then he didn't, he didn't do any of those things.

[01:02:59] Then he got his ass cheeks clapped by the Republican, but he just got to be reelected.

[01:03:03] He just, he just became the president.

[01:03:05] No one really cared.

[01:03:06] Right, but then he was able to sort of wash over all of that by just being sort of cool.

[01:03:13] Right.

[01:03:13] And, and, and,

[01:03:14] and push it through.

[01:03:15] Yeah, there is, there is like, weight to being the first black president or whatever,

[01:03:20] that made it easy to bomb 11 different countries.

[01:03:23] Yeah.

[01:03:24] Any of the shit that was going on that nobody fucking cared about,

[01:03:27] that suddenly is a huge issue.

[01:03:28] And how little they could Obama keep her in?

[01:03:30] Yeah.

[01:03:30] It's like Biden can't do that.

[01:03:32] Yeah.

[01:03:32] You know, nobody's going to be like, he's so cool.

[01:03:36] Nobody's going to be excited about it.

[01:03:38] No.

[01:03:38] People weren't excited about a Biden, or Biden vice president.

[01:03:42] Right.

[01:03:42] You know, that was like, yeah, Obama, but I guess Biden, yeah.

[01:03:46] It was so funny that they picked Biden, man.

[01:03:48] Yeah.

[01:03:49] His whole career up until that was like the guy who kept getting caught, plagiarizing JFK

[01:03:53] speeches.

[01:03:54] Every time he ran for president, he was just give JFK speeches.

[01:03:59] We're going to put somebody on the moon.

[01:04:00] Yeah.

[01:04:02] By the end of the decade, ask not would fear whatever or no, ask your country or whatever.

[01:04:08] Eat ass, not when you can ask your pussy.

[01:04:12] Fuck me in my.

[01:04:15] Fuck not my ass, because it's gay.

[01:04:17] Ask the mouth not what you can fuck me in my.

[01:04:23] They're like, yes.

[01:04:25] Is Kennedy okay?

[01:04:26] Jack.

[01:04:26] All right.

[01:04:27] It has been on gay guy.

[01:04:29] It's sock dick fan, fan, man penis, it's been on penis.

[01:04:35] German people are like, yeah, that's, that's very cool.

[01:04:38] Mr. Kennedy.

[01:04:39] Can we pay for say our language?

[01:04:42] Please send us more cinnamon rolls.

[01:04:45] This is a Berlin airlift.

[01:04:46] They just sent fat pussy over there.

[01:04:48] Yeah.

[01:04:48] Yeah.

[01:04:49] They said BBW.

[01:04:50] I feel like Germans have fatter pussies.

[01:04:52] Berlin.

[01:04:53] That's just something I think.

[01:04:55] Fatter pussies?

[01:04:56] I haven't done any research, but I just think a sort of Nordic type.

[01:05:01] But fatter.

[01:05:03] I don't know.

[01:05:05] I feel like I don't, I still don't trust them fully.

[01:05:08] I wouldn't blame you.

[01:05:09] I feel like if they ever think that maybe it's up to them to trust you.

[01:05:13] No.

[01:05:16] Because if you really look at it, whose trust was violated.

[01:05:20] I have a guy.

[01:05:20] The German people?

[01:05:21] No.

[01:05:22] The German people?

[01:05:24] Did they break any kind of promise?

[01:05:28] Yes.

[01:05:28] Or did they just react to promises broke?

[01:05:31] Listen, I think pretty clearly they were the ones that broke.

[01:05:35] I feel like I don't know.

[01:05:36] I'm just asking.

[01:05:39] But I'm not.

[01:05:40] I think that was bad.

[01:05:40] We get about the Nazis.

[01:05:42] Yeah.

[01:05:42] About the German people.

[01:05:44] Yeah.

[01:05:44] You know, an apology goes a long way.

[01:05:47] Just admitting that you're wrong.

[01:05:49] They're just doing their jobs.

[01:05:49] And as we can, we can see with this pandemic thing,

[01:05:52] you should be happy to have a job.

[01:05:53] Yeah.

[01:05:54] And if somebody tells you to put somebody on a train, you do it.

[01:05:58] That's your job.

[01:05:59] Because there was a pandemic.

[01:06:01] You could be out of work and you could be one of these people just sucking up unemployment

[01:06:04] benefits.

[01:06:06] Spending it all on PlayStation.

[01:06:08] So true.

[01:06:09] Not a care in the world.

[01:06:10] We need to cut those benefits off.

[01:06:11] We need to make sure people starve to death to teach them a lesson about getting sick.

[01:06:15] The problem with them making more money now than when they had a job is that they're lazy.

[01:06:21] They're lazy.

[01:06:23] Not that their jobs don't pay dick home.

[01:06:24] Yeah.

[01:06:25] Yeah.

[01:06:25] God damn.

[01:06:28] Why don't we just give everyone 600 bucks for the rest of time?

[01:06:31] Everyone can get pussy and just hang it out.

[01:06:35] There should be a look.

[01:06:36] If I was in charge of everything, here's the two things I'd implement right off the bat.

[01:06:40] You still get to have personal property.

[01:06:42] There's zero property taxes on any resident, single residence that you occupy.

[01:06:46] Okay.

[01:06:47] I love that.

[01:06:48] You should, if you have a second property, jack those fucking taxes off straight through

[01:06:52] the fucking roof.

[01:06:53] I agree with you.

[01:06:54] I completely dissuade people from having anything that even resembles an investment property.

[01:06:58] Number two, there should be UBI, but the way it works is it's a bribe to never fucking post

[01:07:04] anything on the internet.

[01:07:05] Yes.

[01:07:06] You choose between a Twitter account and UBI.

[01:07:09] You start off with you get a thousand dollars a week for every character that you type on the

[01:07:15] internet.

[01:07:15] You lose a dollar.

[01:07:17] Yeah, the whole idea of privacy is gone.

[01:07:18] Everybody decided they didn't want it.

[01:07:20] After 9-11, that's a fucking pipe dream that we're ever going to have privacy anymore.

[01:07:24] And now people even beyond being the government or big tech or whoever does it,

[01:07:29] people want to just expose every detail of the personal lives.

[01:07:32] They willingly want to give it up.

[01:07:34] So every word you type, every character, you lose a dollar out of your thousand.

[01:07:38] Character.

[01:07:39] Yeah.

[01:07:39] For every word.

[01:07:40] Even a space.

[01:07:41] We'll figure it out.

[01:07:42] We'll find the right.

[01:07:42] No, no, no.

[01:07:43] Character.

[01:07:43] Character.

[01:07:44] Yeah.

[01:07:44] Adam's hard line on this.

[01:07:46] I'm hard line.

[01:07:47] It's like a gun buyback program, but it's for social media accounts.

[01:07:50] Yeah.

[01:07:51] Basically, we want to boil it down to the only thing that you can post online is a single

[01:07:54] emoji once a week to let people know how you're feeling.

[01:07:57] Yes.

[01:07:58] Smile.

[01:07:59] It'd be great.

[01:07:59] I would quick comedy.

[01:07:59] And all the emojis are in the black skin.

[01:08:05] Well, that's blackface.

[01:08:07] Well, that's just the only one.

[01:08:08] You're canceled, Sis.

[01:08:10] That's the only one.

[01:08:11] You're actually canceled Adam.

[01:08:12] All right, fun.

[01:08:13] I went too far.

[01:08:14] Yeah, because well, first of all, you do do digital blackface and let's not forget.

[01:08:18] Yeah.

[01:08:18] For my, because you're Chris Bosh.

[01:08:20] Because you're Chris Bosh.

[01:08:21] That was her.

[01:08:22] Mm-hmm.

[01:08:23] A lot of people never thought I did digital blackface when I was on Twitter,

[01:08:25] but if they knew how I was saying the tweets and it was in black voice,

[01:08:29] in black scent.

[01:08:30] Yeah.

[01:08:31] The hell you mean there's no unicorns.

[01:08:35] You mean I sucked off.

[01:08:37] You telling me I sucked off a regular horse.

[01:08:40] That's a classic.

[01:08:41] That's how I would do all of them.

[01:08:43] Yep.

[01:08:44] Dude, it's wild to think about what Twitter used to be and to that.

[01:08:46] I used to go on Twitter, I'd wake up hungover and be like,

[01:08:49] time to have fun online with my friends.

[01:08:51] Right, right, right, right.

[01:08:52] Time to do jokes on the internet with my friends.

[01:08:55] Yeah.

[01:08:55] I can't even look at it anymore.

[01:08:58] Yes.

[01:08:59] It's crazy.

[01:09:00] I think people should go back to norm me posting.

[01:09:02] Well, it's like, it's funny because people are like, you know,

[01:09:04] it's like, I've said before, like, oh, I missed the old internet,

[01:09:08] which was mean, but it was also funny.

[01:09:10] And there was like a balance that you could strike between the two of them.

[01:09:13] Mm-hmm.

[01:09:13] And it's not like this new internet is any nicer.

[01:09:16] No, it's more mean.

[01:09:17] It's way more mean.

[01:09:19] It's way more mean.

[01:09:20] Because you want to destroy people's lives.

[01:09:22] Right.

[01:09:23] You used to go online.

[01:09:24] You used to go online.

[01:09:25] So maybe like nice hat faggot.

[01:09:27] Yeah.

[01:09:27] That's it.

[01:09:28] That was the extent of the lose their job.

[01:09:30] Right.

[01:09:30] It's like, you should lose your health insurance.

[01:09:32] Yeah.

[01:09:33] Because in 2009, we're finding your mother's address.

[01:09:36] In 2009, you said you wouldn't watch Spider-Man if he was black.

[01:09:41] It's a rare.

[01:09:42] It's sadistic.

[01:09:43] Yeah.

[01:09:43] Yeah.

[01:09:44] Yeah, it's sadistic.

[01:09:45] It's sadistic.

[01:09:46] No.

[01:09:47] Ah, damn.

[01:09:48] Damn, I wish I could just stop doing all this shit.

[01:09:50] You want to get something to eat after this?

[01:09:53] I had some of my green curry that I made last night before we were recording.

[01:09:58] Just say yes.

[01:09:58] I may say yes on the show.

[01:10:00] Yeah.

[01:10:00] Don't embarrass me like this.

[01:10:02] Let's go back to you.

[01:10:03] If I say new rule.

[01:10:05] New rule.

[01:10:05] If I say, do you want to do something?

[01:10:07] I don't even mean it.

[01:10:08] We got to let you know.

[01:10:10] I'm trying to transition.

[01:10:11] Last episode, I said you want to go to the beach.

[01:10:14] I think you said yes on the show.

[01:10:16] Yeah.

[01:10:16] But you did said no.

[01:10:17] You said no.

[01:10:18] And I ended up not doing it.

[01:10:19] Yeah.

[01:10:19] Okay.

[01:10:20] I see it.

[01:10:20] I respect that.

[01:10:21] Yeah.

[01:10:22] Yeah.

[01:10:22] Then yes, I do want to get something to eat.

[01:10:25] Okay.

[01:10:27] Have a power lunch.

[01:10:28] Do you actually though?

[01:10:29] I don't.

[01:10:29] Oh no.

[01:10:30] I'm sorry.

[01:10:30] You ate before the show too.

[01:10:32] I had a salmon.

[01:10:33] Yeah, I also ate before the show.

[01:10:34] I'm in day three.

[01:10:36] I do want another cover of fat recovery.

[01:10:39] I'm doing my fitness pal.

[01:10:40] Well, I'm doing yoga.

[01:10:42] I'm trying not to die.

[01:10:44] Yeah.

[01:10:44] Honestly, that dick pill that I talked about,

[01:10:45] giving me a headache, I was like,

[01:10:47] I can't die from dick pills.

[01:10:49] My fitness pal was like,

[01:10:50] Hey, we just noticed.

[01:10:52] You should probably be vlogging dick pills.

[01:10:54] Oh.

[01:10:54] This lunch.

[01:10:55] No, it's maybe maybe maybe 17,000 calories a day is a little bit too much.

[01:11:03] But it would be funny if there's a way to just like

[01:11:06] you just put something in your body

[01:11:08] and it automatically tracks the calories.

[01:11:10] If I saw those readings, it would be ridiculous.

[01:11:12] Yeah.

[01:11:13] It's been kind of like a pop up on stop zone

[01:11:15] for my fitness pal.

[01:11:16] It's like, I'm sorry,

[01:11:17] I'm not trying to piss you off.

[01:11:18] I'm on your side here.

[01:11:20] We're trying to help you.

[01:11:23] Gentle reminder, stuff.

[01:11:25] Hey, listen.

[01:11:27] So I'm going to go fucking make some chicken breast and watch

[01:11:30] NBA scrimmages.

[01:11:31] They're on.

[01:11:32] Oh, I got to go to Costco and read up my I buy the.

[01:11:35] I have to go to actually I might go to the bags of

[01:11:37] rotisserie, the pulled rotisserie chicken bags.

[01:11:41] You fuck with those?

[01:11:41] I don't really.

[01:11:43] They're great for like.

[01:11:44] Actually, Costco's are good.

[01:11:45] The ones in my, the ones that the key food by me are horrible.

[01:11:47] The bag of rotisserie pulled rotisserie chicken.

[01:11:50] Oh, pulled?

[01:11:51] So I read it off the thing.

[01:11:52] They take a rotisserie chicken and they pull all the fucking meat off of it

[01:11:54] and then they bag it up and then like vacuum seal it.

[01:11:58] Yeah.

[01:11:58] I like I like 10 of those and I throw them in the freezer.

[01:12:01] It's all worn out and then I use it for like chicken burritos and shit.

[01:12:04] I like that.

[01:12:05] Yeah.

[01:12:05] That's not bad.

[01:12:06] Oh, very nice.

[01:12:07] It's the the moverino.

[01:12:09] I fuck with that.

[01:12:10] See the key food by me had when I when I, I mean, this was four years ago at this point,

[01:12:14] but I had I took one of the rotisserie chickens and it was delicious,

[01:12:17] but it gave me wild shits and every one of my apartment wild shits,

[01:12:22] I just haven't been back since.

[01:12:23] I think Costco has their own poultry farming operations.

[01:12:28] That's how many rotisserie chickens.

[01:12:29] I can see that.

[01:12:31] They sell like millions of rotisserie chickens.

[01:12:33] The chicken's good.

[01:12:34] Yeah.

[01:12:35] Five bucks.

[01:12:35] That's not a bad deal.

[01:12:37] You know what?

[01:12:38] I got to try doing rotisserie in my, I have a fucking convection oven that has a rotisserie.

[01:12:43] Yeah.

[01:12:44] And now you have an insta pot too.

[01:12:46] Yeah.

[01:12:46] You had a mandolin.

[01:12:48] Yes, right.

[01:12:48] I got it all, baby.

[01:12:51] All right, folks.

[01:12:52] Yeah.

[01:12:52] Yeah.

[01:12:52] What should I eat for lunch?

[01:12:53] Maybe a little sushi.

[01:12:55] Sushi's not bad.

[01:12:55] Make some rice, raw fish.

[01:12:58] Little sashimi.

[01:13:00] It's crazy.

[01:13:00] I didn't know until last year if you buy raw fish at the grocery store,

[01:13:03] you could just eat it raw.

[01:13:04] You should get sushi grade fish.

[01:13:07] That doesn't mean anything.

[01:13:08] Does it not mean anything?

[01:13:09] This means it's been frozen, I think.

[01:13:12] Really?

[01:13:12] Like, yeah, they flash freezer.

[01:13:13] That doesn't make sense, does it?

[01:13:15] Yeah, you just freeze.

[01:13:16] You can freeze any piece of fish for a week or so.

[01:13:18] I ran on like fucking a wiki how or something.

[01:13:20] Yeah.

[01:13:21] Well, it would have to be high quality.

[01:13:23] I wouldn't trust any piece of fish.

[01:13:25] Well, I've been doing it for years.

[01:13:26] Okay.

[01:13:27] Now, since I read that, I've just been eating raw fish and not worrying about it.

[01:13:31] Nice.

[01:13:34] I'm on the wiki how to be Japanese.

[01:13:36] Start saying thank you to people.

[01:13:38] That's right.

[01:13:38] That's number one.

[01:13:39] Yeah.

[01:13:40] Yeah.

[01:13:40] Thank you.

[01:13:41] All right, folks.

[01:13:42] Well, that's going to do it for us.

[01:13:43] Thank you for listening.

[01:13:44] Come to our town for t-shirts, stop yourselves.

[01:13:46] You're probably on Friday.

[01:13:47] Littlest time shows you problems on Fridays.

[01:13:48] And check it out on YouTube.

[01:13:49] On Mondays.

[01:13:51] It'll be up on YouTube.

[01:13:52] That's right.

[01:13:53] Thank you.

[01:13:53] A great program.

[01:13:54] Check it out.

[01:13:55] Have a good one.

[01:13:56] We'll be back on Sunday.

[01:13:58] Enjoy your life.

[01:13:59] Adam, do you want to press the button?

[01:14:00] Yes.

[01:14:01] This one?

[01:14:02] That's the one.

[01:14:02] The one that says delete file.