[00:00:00] Are we just gonna go here alright so we're going to confirmation emails about uh we're gonna have a michelle obama he's gonna be on the podcast a little cross promo shoot she she she can.

[00:00:14] And it's okay to do on a podcast because there's no video but she's he's gonna demonstrate how she can appeal a banana with her vagina yeah hands free really that was her contribution is the first lady was.

[00:00:27] She would go she would often go lady bird johnson got halfway there she could never really do it yeah well she could do other things with her vagina she would fuck dogs.

[00:00:37] She would fuck the dog that correctly that's why he lifted the dogs up by the ears because he caught them having sex plus what yeah yeah and then is that something they'll be j did yeah there's a picture of him holding a dog by the ears.

[00:00:51] The more you know yeah and then and then what's your name bar not barber bush Laura Bush.

[00:00:59] Barbara Kush Barbara Kush yeah she would smoke pussy smoke we were the pussy she was smoked she would dry out she would fucking juice all over the weed and then dry down get high off her own supply that's so true.

[00:01:14] That bitch it looked like George Washington picture of LBJ holding a dog up by his ears is pretty fairly had a big ass dick yeah he was obsessed with his penis.

[00:01:24] Respect you know that man was raping.

[00:01:26] No I think he was chill no no actually I think maybe he was homosexual linden johnson LBJ linden's a pretty gay.

[00:01:36] Yeah I will give you that it sounds British but other than that the man was definitely a rate I feel like everyone was raping back then if you're a politician.

[00:01:45] Maybe I'm basing this off of like a story I read once that was fiction.

[00:01:50] There was a story was raping until 2012.

[00:01:54] This is a David Foster Wallace story called linden that implies that he was gay.

[00:01:59] Yes I'm not sure if it was based on anything it's not just that story you all the only the only kinds of stories you read are exclusively gay.

[00:02:06] Oborotic fan fiction about the presidents yeah it's true and by you mean when you mean read you when you say read you mean wrote.

[00:02:13] Yeah yeah that's why I'm voting for Biden because of all the the gay sex stuff I read about him and obon.

[00:02:21] Biden yeah well I read it after I read it yeah he's by but what's up guys how are you doing?

[00:02:32] You're doing fine I guess I don't know you had a good last couple of days since we saw each other last.

[00:02:37] Wendy it was pretty recent Sunday what's today yeah we're on a regular schedule

[00:02:41] Wednesday no we're back to our regular scheduled programming.

[00:02:44] Oh I went to the dentist oh yeah yeah that's the big event yeah they were fucking with my mouth

[00:02:50] they were screwing I have a little screw hole in my mouth now and they were just fucking shit up

[00:02:55] and my lips all fucked up because I got a pair and I don't know what happened but I just you were

[00:03:00] practicing kissing no I was eating a pair and I kept fucking biting it biting into my own lip

[00:03:07] interesting and I just I tore I tore into it maybe you were punishing yourself for enjoying something

[00:03:14] no I was carrying groceries so I but I don't know why not having a free hand would mess up my ability

[00:03:20] to eat a pair I've eaten probably 30 40 pairs in my life that's it probably yeah I'm trying to think

[00:03:31] damn I guess you're right it's not a go-to fruit no yeah you're right I would say I would actually

[00:03:36] put it around similar numbers yeah I've now apples I've eaten thousands yeah Adam how many pairs do

[00:03:42] you think you go to bed every day with my dad I have a lot of pairs like you sit down in your bed

[00:03:46] of lettuce no that's I have a regular bed made out of bed material lay down on your stomach on

[00:03:52] your bed of lettuce with an apple in your mouth and what happened in the morning have I eaten it

[00:03:57] yeah yeah of course and then you slowly rotate until the morning get out of the

[00:04:03] morning that sounds kind of nice if I was swaddled yeah like a baby and I was rotating slowly just

[00:04:09] stoves is wrapped in twine with an apple in his mouth then he slowly rotates until the morning no

[00:04:18] I that's not what I do yeah something no it is I have something over my nose you just said can I

[00:04:23] be honest and then the next thing you said was that is exactly that's what I can I be honest that

[00:04:29] would feel good that's exactly what happened what happened being swaddled no although I wonder

[00:04:36] about that because what that when you feel constricted what with you know they wrap up babies

[00:04:42] into her my twine well some some fellows like to be wrapped up you know we're just gonna stick

[00:04:48] you mean condom we stick we stick cloves into your back and stomach well I mean feel it's

[00:04:53] surrounding with cloves and then wrap you in twine and then we put an apple in your mouth

[00:04:59] and it's every night it's just it's a you know a lot of people not every night they can sense the

[00:05:03] palpable occasion tension on the show sometimes between me and Adam and you and it's because

[00:05:08] we've you know slave every night basting you and you think I'm setting up a full Hawaiian

[00:05:14] room because I don't show enough I had to learn fire dancing that's why my skin looks so good

[00:05:22] it's from being glazed glazing me every night and rotiss being rotissed to sleep brushing honey

[00:05:31] on stop and then kissing him good night damn damn and that one I fucking pig a whole roasted pig

[00:05:40] I think she'd offer a come town fuck you to Judy Gold okay yeah she's trash I was a she's a dog

[00:05:47] shit comedian and always has been I don't think she's a bad comedian she's trash she's never been

[00:05:52] but I think she's a hypocrite about what she said about Shane and then releasing a book about like

[00:05:57] that's all about like and then she did it say whatever she did an interview in salon this week

[00:06:00] where she brought Shane up again are you fucking kidding me yeah in the interview to trash him to

[00:06:05] trash it to be like what you know yeah they mentioned Shane again in the interview to sell

[00:06:09] her shitty book are you fucking kidding as if she's done there's not a clip of her on serious from

[00:06:14] like the last four years where she repeatedly calls Nicki Minaj the n-word which Jesus Christ I

[00:06:25] used to be like I thought she like apologized for trashing Shane no not at all wow never apology

[00:06:31] she doubled down this week you're saying she put a book out which nobody's gonna read it's a book

[00:06:36] about like what is it like you could say whatever yeah when they felt free speech you when I saw

[00:06:42] the title it is it's like when they come for comedians we're all in trouble which is like

[00:06:46] which is exactly which gives a shame which is what she did mean it don't matter they don't

[00:06:50] we stop pretending comedy matters they don't matter but it's so important how how untimely is

[00:06:56] this fucking book it's not 2013 nobody gives a shit about this and even at the time it wouldn't

[00:07:01] have been fucking insightful or worthwhile right anyways yes especially now when motherfuck when

[00:07:07] unemployment is about to be cut off and everyone's gonna get evicted definitely no one gives a fuck

[00:07:11] about comedy yeah well no people give a fuck about comedy but it's there's really no reason but no

[00:07:19] one really does it's like the same people that talk about cancel culture yeah that's true no one

[00:07:23] actually gives a fuck in the world anyways I can't imagine the books anything other than her carving

[00:07:29] out a system in which she's allowed to go on serious and repeatedly but did you have you heard

[00:07:35] that clip yeah we I think we played it on the show yeah which and it was hilarious but i mean

[00:07:41] then she would say that and then say Shane is like a she said some wild shit about Shane too

[00:07:47] the thing is she fucking sucks i mean she's this middling fucking dinosaur that's been around forever

[00:07:53] that's never been particularly funny i think she's a solid comic i don't have a problem with her

[00:07:58] comedy i just i have a problem for fucking attacking Shane what's your favorite judy gold

[00:08:02] joke i dude i i don't have a fucking favorite i'm not a judy gold stand i'm just saying i respect

[00:08:08] old what's a good bit that she's wrote that we had to take down all his judy gold stuff to put up

[00:08:13] all that luau stuff before yeah yeah and i don't and you know what i'm still a little fucking heated

[00:08:19] about it oh my fucking uh one night stand HBO i don't fucking know dude i just you know i don't

[00:08:26] necessarily i'm not saying she's a fucking revolutionary comic i'm saying her what is fucking bullshit

[00:08:33] is that she would trash Shane i don't even know her stand up really i think i've just seen her on

[00:08:39] talking head shows like isn't she on i love the 80s or something she's like one of those kind of

[00:08:44] people whatever it doesn't matter what matters like you should not trash comics for trying to be

[00:08:51] funny and getting their shit taken out of context and then losing the biggest a job that would have

[00:08:56] made him fucking rich and set his family up and then especially when you do the exact same shit

[00:09:02] and then furthermore you definitely shouldn't do that when you're about to release a book about how

[00:09:06] comedians can say whatever they want or how they're a fucking endangered species when you did that

[00:09:12] to your own to a comic well i think the official fuck you still stands right i think so yeah um

[00:09:22] and i i second it so if you can third it okay i third it yeah it was bullshit when she's fucking

[00:09:28] said about Shane yeah um yeah i'm sorry i don't want to take the wind out of your sails if you

[00:09:35] want to trash Judy no it's all right that's fine i don't know what else is going on what's her

[00:09:42] whole what's her shtick is that she's Jewish and lesbian big Jewish lesbian huh i guess there's a

[00:09:49] lot of controversy with lesbian comedians this week with all the the child sex on the Ellen show

[00:09:56] yeah Ellen damn you know there is some fucking like twink assistant that got whipped by Ellen

[00:10:03] they just kind of happened it was abuse yeah it's it's why i don't even think it was i mean i

[00:10:08] guess Ellen was like a bitch the people i think she just yeah bitch i can't imagine she's a very

[00:10:12] friendly person but then the um her like top three producers or whatever we're doing like predatory

[00:10:20] homosexuality wow yeah the best kind i mean that does always grabbing people's dicks and shit and i

[00:10:30] guess if you complain to Ellen and Ellen's like well i'm a lesbian i don't even i don't know what

[00:10:34] you want me to do about it i don't even like guys yeah yeah which is a solid argument i don't even

[00:10:42] know what that's about i don't even fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking

[00:10:45] fuck i'm probably the last person you want to tell about this i even that's disgusting i even

[00:10:50] gusted i expect me to do if some fucking queer is grabbing your penis i don't know like what the

[00:11:00] fuck you're making me sick you're speaking greek to me you're making me you know i'm fucking about

[00:11:04] the throw up you talk about grabbing a man's penis again now maybe if somebody you know chewed on

[00:11:09] your labia like a little piece of baloney without you asking that's something maybe i could come in

[00:11:15] that's a red line for me you know we could have a sit down i could throw some menstrual blood in her

[00:11:19] face and then we could share a cigarette outside of a coffee shop for some el justice big el justice

[00:11:26] interesting let's deal with the spiel yeah they parlay they parlay like prop joe

[00:11:32] and somebody gets pussy blood on their face i'm telling you what i imagined to be going on

[00:11:39] based on my knowledge they gather the council of elders rosy elin i mean i it's like

[00:11:48] you know i think luis is right i think they're canceling elin to make joe rogan look bad

[00:11:54] and it's because it is because of the spotify deal i think it's true the dominoes are falling

[00:12:00] yeah if you think about it dude i mean if you really think about it why does elin get canceled

[00:12:08] because she has a show who else has a show joe rogan yes that's true so they're going after show

[00:12:16] people yep to make rogan look bad because he's squeaky clean i look like confident

[00:12:21] luis wasn't saying that yeah it's probably like next week that somebody's gonna be like joe

[00:12:26] rogan rape me he doesn't feel like a rapist to me but i don't know who knows anyone can be a rapist

[00:12:34] i guess yeah Cosby yeah never would have seen that one coming no no one would have seen it coming

[00:12:42] but i mean besides the joke he did about spanish flannel he did do like the 70s about

[00:12:50] how sometimes you just have to drug a bitch respect and then tell him that boozy that boozy club

[00:13:00] right what that boozy club where he's like no he's like they knew what was in them drinks

[00:13:06] bitch you at beau Cosby you know what's in their drinks that's such a good thing let the man out

[00:13:15] of jail man you got a killing people you got a 97 year old black man in jail let him out of jail

[00:13:23] with a virus they let harvey wands dean out they letting harvey wands dean out

[00:13:32] now put your life he hasn't died

[00:13:39] that's out to boozy man listen it's about the bait and it's about not you know hearing all

[00:13:45] viewpoints yeah and he's a he's an important voice he's ever said anything i disagree with

[00:13:52] i agree i think anytime i've heard him speak on anything i think though yeah stop expecting

[00:13:58] dyke ass ellen to solve your problem come on man ellenee puss man ellenee puss she never had any kind

[00:14:07] of genius dna put into a body they can't they can't be solving problems because they ain't got no

[00:14:15] sperm and did you see that follow up to the nick cannon thing is that he started reading the berry

[00:14:21] what so awesome he's like yeah i'm learning my anti-Semitism he's gonna be a pro-israel guy now

[00:14:32] the cadence gonna go execute a pal state and child himself oh god

[00:14:41] oh that's so good yeah little boozy has some excellent takes on dwayne wage transgender

[00:14:45] daughter as well i think he called him his son d-wage son yeah something about come on man don't

[00:14:52] chop the boys penis off man the best part about that video is that he's just in between sets at

[00:14:58] plan yes that's right just make it literally plan it not the gym plan it business you see the

[00:15:05] yellow and purple imagine yours at plan fitness and you're like za fucking little boozy boozy is

[00:15:12] you making a video like you'd be annoyed if that was anyone else let alone wrap or a little boozy

[00:15:22] yeah respect yeah that's so far down because i'm gay because i'm gay suck me off don't cut his penis

[00:15:32] off man don't cut his penis off man it is very funny that how that works is they cut your penis

[00:15:41] off yeah fuck yeah fuck me off because i'm gay because i'm gay i fuck i feel like if i were going

[00:15:51] in for surgery and you're like they're like well we'll tell you what the process is first

[00:15:56] where you cut your penis off you're like ah yeah can you not say that just say we're making a vagina

[00:16:02] i don't give you a nice pussy yeah it's step one of the pussy step one guillotine your penis because

[00:16:08] that's got it yeah cutting your balls up no matter what that's got to just don't say that you know what

[00:16:12] i mean yeah just like if you know you're going to get a heart surgery like well the first thing

[00:16:16] we're going to do is paper cut your eyeballs yeah you're like i just want to rip open your chest yeah

[00:16:22] i don't want that we're going to make an decision and this is all imagined g a y s that is what the

[00:16:27] surgeons say can you have it's gay sex do you know what that means g a y s e s e s

[00:16:40] g a y s e e s g a c i'm having gay sex do you know what that means

[00:16:49] me shut that to young philosopher a little boost a little boost a del

[00:17:00] huh fuck fuck mate yeah i went to the fucking dentist i'm in about three weeks i'm gonna have

[00:17:06] a tooth you're a new man well i don't have the tooth yet you're gonna be hot dude all this gorgeous

[00:17:12] hair oh my god an extra two hair tooth i've gained probably 60 pounds you're looking at this i had a

[00:17:20] tooth last oh yeah these bitches about to get their pussies chomped on with all 32 teeth somebody sent

[00:17:27] me flowers how many teeth are there who said you flowers i have no idea they were anonymous like a

[00:17:32] fan yeah but now they're it's very nice now the flowers are dead and uh i guess they were expensive i

[00:17:41] showed the flowers to some girls and they were like that looks like it costs probably two hundred

[00:17:45] dollars damn for real it is it is annoying how much flowers cost there's so you get a solid one

[00:17:50] it's like eighty dollars and i don't know if i killed it they're supposed to die right they only

[00:17:53] last like two weeks yeah that's even long oh really yeah two weeks is a good ride did you put the little

[00:17:59] did you put the little fucking food in there no i don't know what the fuck that is give you a

[00:18:04] little packet of fucking oh if you want to send me a gift it better not involve learning

[00:18:08] anything maybe don't send me something that dies that's kind of sad you know send them to my

[00:18:15] class no you can send just send me more flowers i can see you got me hooked on flowers that's

[00:18:20] true now it's got a problem it's nice like if you have a table a big table in your house it's nice

[00:18:27] to fucking get a nice fresh thing of flowers yeah it is nice well i don't have a big table what i

[00:18:32] have is uh yeah your apartment is laid out weird yeah i it's a plyo my apartment set up for working

[00:18:39] out and playing video games yeah you're the uber male yeah um yeah because it is nice that flowers

[00:18:49] around i got ripped off before we recorded last time by who james bond by uh florist and uh really

[00:18:59] yeah i was usually when you guys started out for each other no it was a russian lady when nick

[00:19:06] an old woman when nichs started and i was here late i was um in the process of being ripped off by

[00:19:13] a florist how did that feel it felt bad felt bad i said can i get i was told to go into the store

[00:19:20] and get 12 roses garden variety roses and she came out with a massive arrangement that took her

[00:19:26] 25 minutes a day and she charged me 75 dollars damn you just wanted lucy's i just wanted lucy you

[00:19:34] wanted 12 lucy fucking bullshit roses yeah but after the eric goner incident you know florist

[00:19:40] are afraid was that in a forest he was flipping lucy's oh you know you can get jumped i see yeah

[00:19:51] that sucks man i hate to i hate to see my boy go down like that yeah i was it did

[00:19:56] suck should we go back there and fuck that old bitch up well my girlfriend went back there and

[00:20:00] then was pissed off that i was taken advantage of like that right a woman defended your honor and

[00:20:06] then she when i came back to do the show she went back and then she got an offender bender oh man

[00:20:13] on the way to yell at that florist respect and then the florist took the flowers back and said

[00:20:17] this isn't the right card even though it was the right card and we've subsequently emailed and

[00:20:22] called her back and she's 75 dollars has stopped damn absolutely no flowers yeah we gave this one

[00:20:30] sorry about that bitch is eating deluxe borscht on your dime right now dude how's it feel it was a

[00:20:37] weird setup at that store because it was like her adult gay son in an office that she was shouting

[00:20:43] at and and just her manning the floor of the florist did that guy did you and him have sparks

[00:20:49] no no he looked pretty sad look like i have to leave the rest of my life with this woman

[00:20:57] how do you look was he cute no no necessarily damn she's so mean to me that sucks i wouldn't want

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[00:29:20] this it's weird that he's called the boss and all of his music is about guys that have never been

[00:29:24] boss well he wants them to be to see him as their boss it is the irony the working man

[00:29:30] he's the king of the working man blue chew gives you confidence in bed every time you and your

[00:29:35] partner will love it she wouldn't do it that's right here's a great deal for you guys visit blue

[00:29:40] chew.com and get your first order free when you use promo code downtown you're spending

[00:29:43] hundred and assuming it's b l e u dot b l u e why do i fuck that up every time b l u e yeah i think

[00:29:51] it's because my mind does it in alphabetical order no it's because you think of blue cheese

[00:29:55] oh yeah blue cheese yeah at the boudoir put the britches in his ass and i fuck him that's b l u e

[00:30:04] chew.com promo code come town promo code pussy yeah slash clock so if you're trying to if you're

[00:30:11] trying to get your dick where the they have sangs i had uh i can't wait to have my penis where they

[00:30:20] have seeks i went to the Costco yesterday and uh oh boy here we go man thren to beat me up really

[00:30:29] yeah for what i don't know what i did and you know my face was covered in a mess normally i would

[00:30:36] be like oh i just have one of those face out there man that you're a bitch yeah but it was funny

[00:30:40] because uh he did have a similar voice to like a john clove and uh but he was like yeah but he was

[00:30:46] hey you with the faggot fish over here no he said uh why don't you come fuck me in my ass stuff guy

[00:30:53] i think he was trying to say uh uh take a picture it'll last longer take a picture of my penis ass

[00:31:00] but he said i wasn't looking at him but he said that it was beating off to this man

[00:31:04] and why don't you come fold the crap of my penis what he said was um do you want the picture of me

[00:31:10] motherfucker i mean he got you pretty good do i want a picture of him do you think were you looking

[00:31:18] at him maybe he's really confused what he was even trying to say or what was i think

[00:31:23] hey here comes a christmas card from my ass yeah but he said do you want the picture of me motherfucker

[00:31:31] maybe it was maybe it was john clove and damn no it was uh it was a it was a bigger bigger

[00:31:37] than yeah it was a big fat guy okay you can say it it was a fat ass okay you can say it man

[00:31:44] don't tip toe around it he was a big bone

[00:31:49] jigler jigler we got a couple of jiglers jigles jigles a couple jiggly puffs yeah

[00:31:57] um so he was a fat jig. Tardis fucking jiglers he was a big fat guy too okay say that it was tall

[00:32:04] just being fat yeah but i i don't know what i did it was very confused he made self conscious

[00:32:10] jiglers gonna jig yeah say they're gonna jiggle yep i mean there were a bunch of you know orthodox

[00:32:17] Jews around him he could have picked on any of them but he chose me you're vibe you were

[00:32:22] the vibe hey santa claus nice curly ears yeah john clove and damn was a costco bullying

[00:32:32] hiscitic jews that would be cool hey why don't you come why don't you come make me out of clay tough guy

[00:32:40] you know it would be really disrespectful is if john clove and damn did a split right above your

[00:32:44] face and then his nuts dropped just so gently on your nose mm-hmm that would be ultimate disrespect

[00:32:51] yeah that would be if he gave me the Arabian goggles

[00:32:54] while doing the splits i remember after like the

[00:33:03] the Arabian goggles well you know those Arab guys

[00:33:07] Arabian goggles

[00:33:11] hell yeah you saw that scene in a latin i remember after the the

[00:33:16] forger yeah just nuts on the parrot space oh my god get your not so that's my go for god for

[00:33:23] by the way do Arabians have goggles or they just pick the one culture that doesn't have goggles

[00:33:29] i mean they should have goggles for the sand yeah for all those sandstorms maybe they do the

[00:33:33] british guys that would go there to bugger yeah they got the fuck in the sand just be

[00:33:39] mustache and fucking Nigel Thornberry teeth damn imagine how much sand they got in their force

[00:33:44] oh sorry we're down here to have guy six

[00:33:48] dude they're they're fucking they're fucking force kids must have been filled with shit and

[00:33:53] sand here the british yeah having sex in the desert the british you come to do

[00:34:00] they're getting high and saying that yourself is awesome just kind of just walk around your

[00:34:04] apartment doing that it becomes so fun it feels excellent i think the british

[00:34:10] come into the clip clip the absolute king i've smoked pot yeah did he will forever just be a

[00:34:20] symbol of my beautiful youth i've tried i've tried that's why i always love tom because i

[00:34:26] associate it with starting stand-up comedy yeah so it's nostalgia and he's the best on his own

[00:34:32] yeah damn i hope i don't i don't really i don't miss those days i do when you just suck at comedy

[00:34:40] and you have no idea where it's gonna go no but you're getting better and it's not you're not

[00:34:44] worried about a career you're just like this feels good to level up yeah it's like the beginning part

[00:34:50] of a video game yeah before you have to just do side quests you don't have to worry about the gay

[00:34:55] ass plot you don't have to worry about feeding yourself and you're not a 31 year old man yeah

[00:35:02] with a fucked up penis that needs medicine to work you know what i mean um no that doesn't

[00:35:10] apply to me that does it does i know for a fact it does not even though you're not as fat as me

[00:35:15] i'm fat at all but your penis still doesn't work it works

[00:35:20] it works you took it's 24 seven is that you're always pissing a little bit i'm always pissing

[00:35:28] you got a diaper always busting it's one slow little fucking drip yeah i sucked a dick in a small town

[00:35:38] i sucked a dick in a factory was a dicksock in factory and now they're closing the factory down

[00:35:51] and i don't know what to do because they've made it illegal to suck dick outside

[00:36:02] damn dude i hate draconian fucking government oversight i hate draconian government

[00:36:08] oversight of the underground it took in industry it reminds me of my uncle Ted is sucking on my dick

[00:36:22] i'm saying son one day you're gonna do this as a job

[00:36:29] so that's why i'm technically not molesting you this is job training yeah spread the boss

[00:36:37] i'm not molesting you the boss and then just a nice 15 minute sack solo

[00:36:47] shouts out by the way to silvio pretty nice run he's a Bruce Springsteen's band and then he's on the

[00:36:54] best show of all time yeah it's true you must have gotten all types of pussy he was a hairpiece guy

[00:37:02] he actually he was the guy that danced in the Bruce Springsteen band i think that was clearance

[00:37:09] when he was shot out to the dancing guy in the mighty mighty boss and the atom of the mighty

[00:37:13] money yeah i just watched clueless and they're in that movie it'd be funny to see like it yeah

[00:37:19] an atom equivalent of a band and it's just a guy on stage with his hands in his pockets

[00:37:24] he clapping everybody that's nonchalant like who is that that's a style who is that other guy

[00:37:33] in stone temple pilots that would just be standing there on stage yeah it's just every 30 seconds

[00:37:39] being like yeah yeah no i think like i would people think he's chill and technically in the band

[00:37:47] yeah by the skin of his team and technically on his paycheck in the band

[00:37:58] i suck the dick in my ass home i got my dick for god

[00:38:06] i am gay and you can't stop me uncle sam i think it'd be funny to to use glenn greenwalls encrypted

[00:38:16] email address to send him pictures of your cock just unsolicited pictures of your asshole and

[00:38:23] cock yeah and his at his p2p private Edward Snowden tell him you have some leaks for him yeah well i

[00:38:30] got something leaks all right i got some nice leaks yes you check it on a 200 pound laptop and

[00:38:35] plane yeah yes satellite connection i got yeah i got the important details coming in

[00:38:41] he's in brazil right yeah damn people trying to so that guy keeps city of god that guy keeps

[00:38:48] getting fucking corona that's what they call brazil the city of god who balsanera yeah that may keep

[00:38:54] the loves corona well he always almost dies that's his thing he rocks you mean he's a corona he almost

[00:38:59] died he's so hilarious he always looks like shit yeah he looks like a henchman i think it's cool then

[00:39:06] i think being a world leader in a neck brace is cool yeah absolutely but like that's the kind of

[00:39:13] vibe where it's like he's just always going to survive yeah which sucks yeah it would be funny

[00:39:19] if you died um balsanera that's that's they should try that they should try him dying maybe he'll

[00:39:28] stop tearing down the rainforest if they call him balsanera yep you suck some you have some narrow

[00:39:36] balls at him that's actually not narrow they're just they're they're a lot of scrotum yeah actually

[00:39:42] that's exactly right your balls are narrow i mean sometimes they're not a lot like after a bust it's

[00:39:47] they're pretty normal they're narrow they're not going to say it again why is it don't make

[00:39:54] him say it again i'm not making him say it it sounds like you are you're provoking stop rose and

[00:40:00] you're fucking pissing me off and in and you see what that does take a whole dynamic i don't want

[00:40:06] in kind we're having a nice time on the bottom you guys fucking pissed off because you you're gonna

[00:40:11] make me say it again i'm making him make him talk about your narrow balls okay what the fuck did i

[00:40:18] say they're narrow all right are you happy i said it one more time i'm not happy god damn why is it

[00:40:26] why do the balls jesus christ after you bust right jeez louise stop you would make more sense if the

[00:40:32] you top if the balls themselves would get smaller not to sack itself do you know what i mean you

[00:40:37] topping why do you have i'm not talking balls you why does the skin go in but not the why why the

[00:40:42] the size of the balls are the same they're not what do you mean i don't have to fucking tell

[00:40:48] you anything the size of your balls diminishes significantly after a bust the actual balls yeah

[00:40:54] the organ versus the thing at the juice what are you talking about you know i used to have a shirt

[00:40:59] to sit it's a camel back thinking your nuts is a camel back it's my dust that i got it came

[00:41:05] more right my dust and i thought it was funny because it's just such a dumb shirt the worst and i

[00:41:11] i'm i get i donated it and now i wish i hadn't because i'm just remembering how often i was

[00:41:15] complimented by homeless people specifically on that shirt i mean probably only happened like

[00:41:23] three times but it was a that's significant it was a weird thing that homeless people they love

[00:41:27] eat my dust yeah i walk by this one guy one time and he goes uh eat my guts all right man i'm yeah

[00:41:36] i like that i like my guts that's a shame man yeah you imagine what you could have done if you

[00:41:43] gave it to one of them i know well i did technically no probably went to some fucking

[00:41:47] ass where homeless people shop at salvation army i like the whole premise of salvation army is like

[00:41:53] donate your clothes so some hip circuit buy though of course yeah yeah do do so anything cool can go

[00:41:59] to a dickhead yeah right then elder all the shitty fucking free t-shirts will go to the homeless maybe

[00:42:07] yeah suck the dick in this mouth i can't stop thinking i suck the penis good night folks

[00:42:17] whoo yeah of course i'm gay that was the first i think parody song you ever heard me do adam was

[00:42:25] springsteen in the car yeah when we were in new orleans and you were so amazed by the concept of

[00:42:30] changing no now you got to turn it into you were crying dude you called me we weren't even i thought

[00:42:36] i wasn't on my trip you did hey little girl is your daddy home i want to suck his dad hey little

[00:42:41] girl is your daddy home tell him to come outside i want to suck his dad

[00:42:48] oh i'm a faggot i'm a faggot

[00:42:58] okay damn the fucking boss yeah i was getting myself good imagining like csi or you know

[00:43:08] the fucking like ncis one of those shows there's like yeah we got a handwriting expert coming

[00:43:14] from quanico but then you just got that like just a quick shot of the letter and it's just from

[00:43:19] like a teenage girl right being like if the money isn't in my account in two weeks

[00:43:24] and just some guy in his suit being like yeah this guy's a faggot you can tell from his gay ass

[00:43:31] handwriting he's by the loops you can tell this is a gay mcgoy he puts hearts over the eyes instead

[00:43:38] of the thought where'd you get this guy i'm just thinking he wrote this after he kisses boyfriend

[00:43:42] he's one of the best it's one of the gay's hand writings i've ever seen it's millennium it's

[00:43:49] fucking lance henryxin this guy's a faggot he's got one of the coolest voices like yeah you'll never

[00:43:57] sound like that like lance henryxin like me and lance you don't sound like lance yeah i do who's

[00:44:03] lance henryxin uh daniels oh that's not his name isn't it no you're thinking of um i'm

[00:44:10] i'm thinking of lance redic lance redic lance henryxin is a different guy oh

[00:44:14] who's lance henryxin lieutenant daniel is just a black guy that speaks like no his voice is like

[00:44:21] he's got a nice deep voice now he's no you're crazy he uses like theater voice i think all the

[00:44:28] guys on the wire were professional theater actors or they were literally drug dealers i think bunk

[00:44:35] owned mini mall bunk yeah did that be awesome yeah i don't think he was an actor no i think it was

[00:44:43] i think davis i know who you're thinking of this something that's a really more

[00:44:49] living rooms bad rooms dinettes oh yeah we can find them at the market we talking about flea

[00:44:57] market mongum reh it's just like david simon so i gotta have mall hey hey you heard me come shop

[00:45:08] with us i'm gay we're a hilarious generation to be to be like a like a black guy that was too

[00:45:15] young for like r&b or so yeah yeah like seven like totally made rap though right but no but still

[00:45:21] like old enough for the worst era rap music yeah like early hip-hop you could just erase the entire

[00:45:27] 1980s yeah and it wouldn't fucking matter i don't i don't recognize lance henryxin um yeah you do

[00:45:36] you i'm looking at it right now motherfucker you're looking at a picture of a man's penis no

[00:45:42] and the man i was but not anymore the man is wearing underwear and guess what kind of underwear

[00:45:47] it is what guess what kind of underwear it is i don't know guess what kind of underwear

[00:45:53] okay i guess it is from a mahwelda mahwelda mahwelda mahwelda mahwelda mahwelda mahwelda

[00:46:03] yeah mahwelda yeah sorry i am looking at this guys you're right and can i say something his

[00:46:10] dick looks even bigger in these mac welden underwears um jeez i wish i wish there was a way

[00:46:15] for me to get the kind of underwear that makes my dick look huge like mac welden mac welden is uh

[00:46:22] you know they had a simple mission is to make sure that your dick doesn't look fucking stupid

[00:46:28] in the gym if you're like me you go to the gym and you spend about six and a half hours in the

[00:46:34] locker room always slowly trying on every pair of underwear um side left out sizing everyone up

[00:46:41] wearing a a a hamburger outfit from the neck up and breaking into all the lockers and trying on

[00:46:48] everyone's underwear oh yeah yeah and what i've found personally is that mac welden underwear

[00:46:56] is the best underwear to steal and prance around in silently in the pants locker room twirling

[00:47:02] around like a woodland fairy yep if you were to cartoon your feet would go tittle tittle tittle

[00:47:07] yes completely silent twirling and spinning dancing beautifully in the moonlight

[00:47:13] uh-huh in the locker room in equinox yeah wearing someone else's pair of mac welden and then somebody

[00:47:19] is like bro what the hell the fuck are you wearing my fucking underwear bro like you never know

[00:47:27] thrice the moon cursed thee and then you get beaten up and it's not technically a hate crime

[00:47:34] because the finance guy was able to secure a good enough lawyer to explain that he meant the

[00:47:39] other kind of fag when yeah yeah because he did a semester of his great grandfather was english

[00:47:51] and so when you were just brutally beaten and called the fag at a million times in the locker

[00:47:57] room and he's referring to the other kind and but you know what you do it all again just for a

[00:48:01] chance to wear those mac weld underwear well good news you don't even that doesn't even have to

[00:48:05] happen anymore you don't even have to deal with that you have to steal and get hate crimes but

[00:48:10] right beefy finance unless that's what you're into unless that's the only reason for having

[00:48:16] the gym membership our mission is simple to make sure all of your basics and beyond they're

[00:48:24] smartly designed and shopping for the mis-easian convenience i hate when shopping is not easy

[00:48:29] uh yeah they were we're back with mac weld nice to be on the where they actually gave me another

[00:48:36] another little credit and i got some underwear i already use it up so you guys can't okay i like

[00:48:40] the taste i like to wet my beak no no no no no i already i already got myself maybe we could share

[00:48:46] we absolutely cannot share that i'm that's a good question can i share no i already i'm already

[00:48:52] where all of them i'm already wearing six or seven pairs somewhere that i got for mac weld and

[00:48:56] is that comfortable that you can wear multiple multiple layers of it and i'm ready for winter

[00:49:02] that's true you know you don't even need extra yeah your dick is the only thing you need to keep

[00:49:07] warm is your cock is your penis yeah is the the mind's brain the brain of the body the brain is

[00:49:16] the brain is the brain is what they call the penis the brain the mind of the groin

[00:49:23] uh-huh most underwear is shit i actually i literally actually threw out all of mine

[00:49:29] some of it i gave the Ian when he came to my apartment and he'd shit himself you gave him

[00:49:33] some or you gave him one i gave him some pairs of underwear that's very nice of you that i was

[00:49:38] getting rid of that weren't mac weld and underwear because the other underwear that i don't want

[00:49:41] anymore now that i have mac weld and underwear um oh god damn you're right man yeah no sorry i just

[00:49:50] i got like indigestion or something i ate probably half a jar of salsa this morning respect yeah

[00:49:57] chips with egg whites wow no nothing crunchy i have i have probably 16 gallons of egg whites from

[00:50:05] cusco that i need to go through okay yeah should you make fancy non-alcoholic drinks for yourself i

[00:50:11] will i'll make egg white drink yeah egg cream version martinis yeah boss and step dads

[00:50:21] it's you who and egg whites um so mac weld and they found they wanted something more out of the basics

[00:50:29] you know he's questioned how something so essential caboose such such a pain in the ass to buy

[00:50:36] damn you know what i'm wearing actually i'm actually you can look i'm wearing mac weld

[00:50:39] and underwear right now those look very fetching i'm actually not wearing one to see my balls from

[00:50:44] my hips oh nice yeah my hips oh nice balls got no underwear from my hips down to my thighs that's

[00:50:52] why this is actually the only area of my body that's not in just excruciating pain yeah yeah yeah

[00:50:58] it's the only part of me that's comfortable and the rest is just burning just absolutely

[00:51:02] acid in my veins my bones are disintegrating turning into some sort of like caustic powder

[00:51:11] but now your pelvic bones and my mind is bleeding it's seeping your blood into my mouth and i'm

[00:51:17] decaying yeah but everything from my your cock balls your ass area dude it's like it's like in

[00:51:23] fucking aruba cabo sand Lucas you got a vacation happening in the pants my dick has got a little

[00:51:29] uh luot on a little um a mini umbrella stuck in your urethra yeah a little umbrella in there it's

[00:51:38] this guy got my balls are sitting in a coconut coconut they're on vacation oh yeah the rest of

[00:51:45] my body though it feels like i've been thrown into the gears of big Ben just excruciating yep

[00:51:52] and uh if you're if you live in constant pain if you have chronic fatigue syndrome yes which

[00:51:57] because it's technically not a real virus it's fake um we can't say that uh uh mac walden is

[00:52:04] officially the cure for coronavirus for not cure coronavirus but for chronic fatigue syndrome okay

[00:52:10] uh fibromyalgia limes disease and yes anything fake like that and vidiligo

[00:52:17] it's only wiggle jax all four of which are just universally accepted as malingering yeah

[00:52:23] as malingering fake diseases for board housewives yeah um so if you're a board housewife probably

[00:52:29] try on a pair of mac walden oh yeah wrap your pussy and some of this fucking silver antimicrobial

[00:52:35] put your bitch in them and take a stroll

[00:52:39] story out about that yum um there so magwellen's frustration was

[00:52:46] real oh yeah he was a frustrated ass guy yeah there was a guy named mac walden he worked in finance

[00:52:53] and he was he was tired i guess feeling his underwear

[00:53:01] some guy at the gym kept putting on his underwear twirling around like a woodland fairy

[00:53:08] placing placing pagan hexes on him right playing a pan flute yeah if you're tired of the moon being

[00:53:14] hexed by underwear stealing woodland fairies yep you should try out maxwell and underwear they

[00:53:21] start max well then max well that was what it started yeah uh mac walden underwear we started

[00:53:28] from scratch and then he engineered our own fabric they did not we we didn't do anything i did

[00:53:35] absolutely i don't want to give the wrong impression that we know how to i used to work there we know

[00:53:40] how to make on i don't know i used to work there i know i don't know much they actually they it's

[00:53:45] not just underwear they actually make bibs if you're a big fat dollar stop well they don't i asked

[00:53:50] them to but they don't yeah i don't need one of those thank you it's like i do i do get

[00:53:56] stained so much heard a lot um we should bring bibs back actually they do you go to one eight

[00:54:02] work on crab you get a little bib yeah why is that the only uh acceptable bib environment

[00:54:08] is seafood thank you they should have that at more restaurants speak on it my brother

[00:54:14] surrounded by a mind-numbing assortment of underwear and socks we realized consistent fit and quality

[00:54:20] became a game of roulette i hate that the deer hunter biby mow yeah so i hate with some fucking

[00:54:28] bibs guys yelling me yeah i'm trying to fucking chinese yeah i'm trying to just steal underwear

[00:54:34] at the gym yeah and some chinese guy uh is screaming at you and putting a gun to your head

[00:54:40] uh they start from scratch and engine a smart design's premium fabric simple shop

[00:54:43] uh yeah they're better than whatever you're wearing right now sure um my thing my my what i didn't

[00:54:53] even know underwear existed i got back well now i used to just have a small top hat i'd place over

[00:54:59] my penis yeah for a cotillion yeah i would stuff leave sound my pants i have uh all of um all the

[00:55:06] words to the gettiesburg address tattooed on my thighs interesting and then my my penis wears a

[00:55:13] top hat so kind of an homage to a Abraham Lincoln yeah because you know look if you're wearing mac

[00:55:19] welden like me you're hooking up with a lot of black girls yeah okay and you want them to know

[00:55:23] you're on the right side of history so you have to have a neighbor hand Lincoln tattoo on your penis

[00:55:28] uh huh and you have to support the Lincoln project as in oh my what is the Lincoln project it's a

[00:55:33] bunch of gas republicans pretending to be good yeah i don't know i just see people mad about it

[00:55:39] and i've never looked into their they're like never trump republicans no they're like there's

[00:55:44] a pack against trump that they started you know guys they were like the wreck war is tight and

[00:55:50] what the fuck does you have to do with lincoln's because he was he was yeah he was because he

[00:55:55] took you through the slaves and so old ago that he's not even fucking tech they wanted them yeah

[00:56:00] it was a completely different political party at the time yeah fuck it who's another good one

[00:56:06] they were they all suck off him or Reagan oh isn't the how we're i thought the like

[00:56:12] like was cool yeah but he was he had the get on him he was fucking it'd be fun to do that with

[00:56:17] the politician that's still alive look the obama project then every tweet is like we need to put

[00:56:23] chinese people in jail respecting the heritage and the the the foresight that a barack obama had

[00:56:34] in deciding what he would say today right he's like uh actually um oh the sake uh i just i've

[00:56:41] been in the locker room still like underwear i've been taking underwear and twirl around uh i've

[00:56:46] been wearing uh wearing uh wearing other people's underwear uh put on my quilt yeah you can't

[00:56:51] yeah and i get fucked in my house uh wearing mac well none of wear going to locker room um

[00:56:56] twirl around like a ferret

[00:56:58] they're better than whatever you wear they they they does indeed mac well then does indeed

[00:57:05] offer industry leading underwear okay that's a weird sentence yeah they does indeed yeah yes

[00:57:12] diddly doesn't that does indeed there are really one stop shot for men's basics of all kinds

[00:57:19] they're basic sock shirts hoodie underwear vesper polos and four-way active shorts wow vesper polos

[00:57:25] damn four-way active shorts perfect for them they suck your dick they fuck your ass in your balls

[00:57:31] well it's like a lemon party so yeah

[00:57:36] the fuck are four-way i'm gonna say it's a stretch type of thing i stretch four ways but i guess i

[00:57:43] did so many targeted ads for like kettlebell shorts now yeah yeah on instagram it's like i know

[00:57:50] you thought you're exercising before what's been holding you back is the shorts right mhm just a

[00:57:56] million of them by that but i get a bunch of targeted ads with that uh that skateboarder

[00:58:02] do you get those yes the dreadlock guy dreadlock guy who's like lights he can't tell what he is

[00:58:08] so yeah the lights can be the guy with the david karaish glasses but his ads he likes the shorts

[00:58:15] too much yeah and they're kind of weird like the latest one i got at him like opening the box

[00:58:19] it's weird because for whatever reason that guy's targeted ads feel way more personal

[00:58:25] and not that they seem more authentic it's clearly it's clearly a targeted ad but it's like it feels

[00:58:32] like heat like it you're like the reality of that person existing as an individual somehow comes

[00:58:39] through more not that it's like he really believes in this product but you're watching a human being

[00:58:43] or somebody who exists yeah and i don't really know exactly what i mean but i think you want to

[00:58:49] fuck him no it makes you uncomfortable i mean you're the one that's saying all this and you immediately

[00:58:54] knew who i was talking about and pretending like you didn't so it seems like you you're like oh

[00:58:58] yeah i think i know they he's like light skinned and you can't tell he's maybe half Asian and you've

[00:59:03] like looked into it you're like yeah star sign is leo and look and yeah you're great you're good at

[00:59:09] deflection and you're good at having you're the one deflecting i'm being specific talking about

[00:59:14] what the exact thing that i've identified i don't want to kiss this guy because i want to weigh in

[00:59:20] yeah it sounds like you add him something we add him to the inside of you he's nikas gay i mean

[00:59:27] we've established the nikas gay but it's why is this guy triggering nik you're right you're right

[00:59:31] why is it this guy's it's a well established fact that nikas this is a homosexual just full

[00:59:36] projection from stavros i don't know who who has been even before the show and i did i don't want to

[00:59:42] do this okay but he was saying hey man when we do the mac waldin reid can you bring up that skate

[00:59:47] border by i want to catch this i said i i don't if it's in the reid then i can kind of play it off

[00:59:53] like it's just i'm joking around okay i wanted this stops like i want to put it out there that i

[00:59:57] want to kiss the mixed race this kind of corner first of all we took a pack that whatever goes in

[01:00:02] the pre-production meetings yeah it's pretty messed up for you to bring that up that's yeah okay that's

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[01:00:30] eliminate odor they don't stink if you're like stavros you smell bad from letting come dry in your

[01:00:36] ass somebody is a little self-conscious you got stink lines coming yeah yeah who you you know you

[01:00:45] are attacking me i'm not attacking me truth who started this you did no i'm just trying to read

[01:00:51] the thing i think i'm just trying to read that if there was an opportunity look you could have

[01:00:56] called me gay when i was doing the thing about the locker room that was way more revealing about

[01:01:02] secret desires i don't think so and you could have said that's that's real that's not a joke and i

[01:01:06] would have been like touche but i bring up the skateboard or your your gay i'm not right that you

[01:01:12] must be gay for that guy you would have been like touche here's the other thing this is another

[01:01:17] this is another beautiful example not to you obviously you would have been you would have

[01:01:20] immediately destroyed no you would have said you know what why don't you go get me a coffee

[01:01:25] all right you know what you pipe down while we try to get through this ad you have a coffee in

[01:01:29] front of you and you know that i ran out i like the other riff this this is not this is a classic

[01:01:35] um example of history judging me correctly oh hold on the folks at mac walden have created because

[01:01:40] we do actually have to do this they've created because we got it now they have this loyalty program

[01:01:46] oh nice which is something adam could learn a thing or two about

[01:01:52] it's a loyalty program is a loyalty we should have a loyalty program for adam where he no

[01:01:56] longer gets paid from the podcast but gets points yes where we've traded in his money social credits

[01:02:02] as a point sis yeah we keep all the money and you get certain prizes if you get enough points he

[01:02:07] gets he gets fifteen thousand dollars worth of points every month but he can spend it either

[01:02:12] davin busters or sheets right and then we get a kickback on that and then i have to uh i have to

[01:02:17] go gamble at all davin busters and then sell the sell the merch the merch that i get from the prize

[01:02:23] team i gotta sell my chinese finger traps and you know that way you feel like you earn the value

[01:02:29] of a dollar mm-hmm that is a hard day's work right there gaming at davin busters cmb's the folks at

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[01:02:53] for the next year wow damn i'm telling you with this i haven't you know i mean i haven't had talks

[01:03:00] in sunday that's true i isolate myself and just fucking chewing into my god damn lip the shit

[01:03:05] is excruciating thank god i've got mac walden underwear on which they're anti-microbial so they

[01:03:10] have released a small amount of oxycontin into your body as you're wearing yeah that's how you

[01:03:15] deal with your pain mm-hmm wait but uh you don't talk when we're not doing the show let's get to

[01:03:21] the no why would i talk you you like live it like a monk like existence i'm in my apartment

[01:03:28] lockdown like everybody else and i never roommates i mean what the fuck do you think i'll text people

[01:03:32] but yeah i'm not speaking there's no reason to what if you get a phone call i mean yeah if i get a

[01:03:37] phone call but i mean that's like when i say i haven't been taught i mean you know what the fuck i

[01:03:41] mean god damn it why fuck why are you mad at me because you're making me talk more i already

[01:03:51] told you i chewed into my lip being a pair that you said that this is the time that you have to talk

[01:03:57] all right let's move on what's this promo make you're still chewing your lips i'm chewing your

[01:04:02] lip like that well i'm not going to i'm chewing on the outside i know but it's because you pissed me off

[01:04:07] but it's not i don't want you to be more than your stuff i don't know you hurt yourself i don't

[01:04:11] want to see you maybe we've all been told you that yeah it's cool to do but both our sponsors are

[01:04:15] kind of competing one blue shoe to make your penis come out of your pants right back well then to

[01:04:21] keep it in to keep your penis in your pants mm-hmm it's the beautiful yin and yang push and pull yeah

[01:04:26] of the world personal experience required it says to talk about okay so you're wearing them i got

[01:04:33] the blue i know where i'm talking about i guess i already did so we already did that um yeah

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[01:04:48] code come town 20 lot of steps folks there's a lot of so it's come time 20 twice it's macwell

[01:04:56] it's in the url and it's the promo code the promo code has come down okay if you fuck this up for us

[01:05:01] we're gonna find you and we're gonna fuck you in the ass mm-hmm gonna fuck you cannot fuck this up for

[01:05:06] us we're gonna fuck you please yes you're gonna get fucked in your ass

[01:05:15] so if you don't want that here we go fabric explanation for host reference only no need the

[01:05:20] voice let me see if i can figure out what this active short thing is i think it just stretches

[01:05:25] that puts stav into it in a gasex fugue for the chinese gymnast nice try everyone listening

[01:05:33] knows who wants to fuck the chinese gymnast yeah the only reason you don't want to fuck on this

[01:05:37] because he's not four years old that's not true why would that be a reason i want to focus you you

[01:05:43] want to have sex with a four-year-old but he's the size of a four-year-old is he as a gymnast they have

[01:05:48] a lot of shock on their joints from tumbling so they're oftentimes you know five feet tall i would

[01:05:54] wonder if that was because nobody ever makes that argument for basketball players people are like

[01:05:59] oh well Jim gymnastics made that guy it stunts your growth interesting but which is retarded that's

[01:06:05] not well basketball they don't really do intense shit until you get like to be like no but i'm saying

[01:06:09] nobody's like well that guy's seven feet tall because you played basketball and shooting the ball

[01:06:14] stretched him out that's true well i think the reason gymnasts are fucking tiny at the elite levels

[01:06:20] because they have better like leverages that's yeah that's the body that makes sense it's the one that

[01:06:24] makes sense it's like the one the people that did gymnastics that fucking grew to be like six three

[01:06:30] and to just stop doing gymnastics yeah they just became flexible yeah they just became people that

[01:06:35] when they fuck it put their legs over that girl simmon is like i love doing that as a guy you know

[01:06:40] yeah that's my move you literally could do that it's eldest he can't help just keep putting his legs

[01:06:45] over i can do it he's just doing that to women yeah then they eat his ass like that

[01:06:53] why did you come eat my ass when you eat my ass

[01:07:01] oh fuck damn i'm i'm thinking about little croissant the chocolate croissant for mertile and

[01:07:08] marcy the best chocolate croissants in neighborhood where's that mertile and marcy don't tell them where

[01:07:15] that coffee shop it's named after where it is

[01:07:21] so is that mertile and is not allowed to have any i don't want one yes you do i have to go i have to

[01:07:27] go do my sport oh yeah you're going to go surf after this yeah i'm going to go do my sport i can

[01:07:31] actually devoted to athletics i bet you suck dick at surfing yeah i'm pretty bad where are you

[01:07:39] going surfing rockwares oh okay yeah they got i didn't know there was even waves they got five

[01:07:45] footers they got waves they they had a storm yesterday oh yeah the storm was scary i wish i had a fucking

[01:07:51] the storm i'll go out i'll be scared of it but would be nice let's do gods go fishing that'd be nice

[01:08:02] it would be i'm gonna suck on sucking safari i'm going sucking sucking

[01:08:09] safari barbering suck my car fuck me in my oh go go go go sorry excuse

[01:08:28] after you she was sucking in a fucking sucking in a fucking suck my dick dick dick

[01:08:35] you know something very just ended it a barbering barbering all right suck you just put me on the

[01:08:42] spot like that bro did i yeah you did you did that after dinner it's called iso no we ran an iso

[01:08:49] play for you adam well i should have waved you guys out you know at the top of the key i should

[01:08:55] have said told you guys get out of the way that's not always how it happens all right you got to

[01:08:59] fucking take your chance and you've got to grab it by the fucking balls all right that's the next

[01:09:04] next chance i get i'm i'm sure to grab it by the balls fuck i'm fucking kidding

[01:09:12] who fuck i told you what took till i get hot who fucking told you that

[01:09:18] it was nothing t i didn't even say nothing yeah t the pills to make you dick i shut the fuck up

[01:09:24] oh i just gets my fucking dick i just wanted to get so fucking mad about it i have to get mad

[01:09:33] i just want you dick to get hot christie's taking fucking pills to make his fucking penis hard now

[01:09:39] it's a fucking disgrace it's my fucking nephew i saw his penis when he was a baby i saw his penis

[01:09:46] when he's a fucking baby and i gotta think about this fucking shit i gotta think about his fucking penis

[01:09:51] getting hard you're right you don't have to think about it i mean you're right yeah oh i mean

[01:09:59] you're right i'm sorry i'm sorry my fucking nephew we've taken pills now to get his penis on

[01:10:07] tony how is that any of your business the fuck is the matter with you i saw pictures of his

[01:10:15] penis on the internet god damn i love this i just finished i just finished my rewatch

[01:10:25] i miss my friends already you know what i'm listening to i'm listening to talking sopranos

[01:10:29] now oh how far are you into it they do one episode each each episode each week wow i'm only foreign

[01:10:37] that's a pretty big project yeah respect to them yeah i good i love imperial and sherpa's

[01:10:43] funny too for the parts that i've heard it's funny that a shireep is like kind of louder and

[01:10:49] obnoxious you will shireep it just but in real in in the show he's like kind of shy it's a total

[01:10:54] flip absolutely yeah he's well shireep always just wants to talk about the like clear plot points

[01:11:00] and any time period always like trying to talk about like symbolism or anything he's like wow

[01:11:04] yeah i didn't even think about that he's just like it's clear a lot of the guys on the show had no

[01:11:10] idea well they had on the one i listened to they had on um guy played jackie afreal

[01:11:17] before he died and he's clearly like a good act but he's just like such a fucking Italian

[01:11:22] just purely an Italian fucking he called he said he pronounced Amish Amish

[01:11:29] like that's the next level Italian the fucking Amish guy the fuck are you doing i'm on a podcast

[01:11:35] i mean it's just me and another guy i didn't think you'd be mad about i was just i'm trying to do

[01:11:43] i'm trying to get my i'm trying to start a patreon i'll kick up i'll kick up every every week

[01:11:50] don't well uh just figured this should be more wlc voices

[01:11:57] christmas saying we gotta have more fucking wlc

[01:12:05] the mafia is not diverse enough

[01:12:12] i'm just saying maybe a transform of color is there maybe a 20 year old that's been doing mafia

[01:12:18] for six months that we could give a job though

[01:12:21] maybe she should be the boss maybe she should be the fucking boss

[01:12:33] what are your fucking mind maybe somebody that's done about six mafia open mics could you know

[01:12:39] have her own show oh and she went to Princeton

[01:12:43] she's a fucking genius

[01:12:53] he's in the whole idea of smashing these hierarchical institutions that we then immediately

[01:12:59] embrace things like Princeton

[01:13:04] it doesn't make any fucking sense what the fuck are you talking about

[01:13:07] regime we're trying to steal batteries

[01:13:13] not fucking do the do the french revolution

[01:13:18] god damn oh i missed my friend tony already yeah all right well i have to piss so well

[01:13:26] that's gonna do for us listen cum dot town to buy shirts everybody if you want to check it out

[01:13:30] we have the same designs that were up before and you guys can end the episode while i go piss

[01:13:37] i myself have started don't forget to hit the button

[01:13:41] which one the red one yeah i started selling some shirts go to stavie dot biz i have a dream to

[01:13:46] imagine shirt i have a can i see your penis shirt in the style of creed wow i'm tired of nick making

[01:13:53] all of the money off shirts yeah well then i i've also got a couple shirts on the way so fucking

[01:13:58] copier never i know that's that's my job right

[01:14:02] uh we're going to stavie dot biz buy some t-shirts they're cute they look awesome um

[01:14:07] definitely go check those out check out nix shirts as well um nothing else to report so

[01:14:12] you're doing your twitch on Fridays stavie sauce your problems joe list is friday okay we can

[01:14:17] that's gonna do you can ask him a lot of pointed questions about some of his lifestyle

[01:14:21] atrocities that he's committed all right bye