Cum Town | Regular | 08/12/2020
[00:00:00] Aaron showing to my favorite movies, which
[00:00:05] So you probably don't want to mention the movie theater that you're
[00:00:12] But it did before pre it because we have no way to edit this.
[00:00:21] Remember to ask the audio guy to cut things out.
[00:00:25] That's we lack that technology to remember things.
[00:00:29] I have what Oh, yeah, I'm still sending the shit over home boy
[00:00:33] because I did it myself for like two weeks and it went right back.
[00:00:37] And then there was that weird thing with the mic.
[00:00:40] You know, I was like, can you fix this?
[00:00:45] I've literally never once listened to the show.
[00:00:48] It's something you don't have to worry about.
[00:01:07] Manscaped are we'll be hearing about them later later on.
[00:01:13] One of you one of you pieces of shit leaked the promo code to a website, which.
[00:01:20] Yeah, creates a lot more work for me because then they have to email me and say we we
[00:01:25] added numbers to the end of the promo code.
[00:01:29] Wait, isn't it good if people use our promo code?
[00:01:32] But if they use their promo code, that means that we're directing more people to buy their
[00:01:36] Yeah, but we don't see any of that money.
[00:01:38] Well, doesn't that make the ad more valuable?
[00:01:41] You think this is this isn't no, it's not.
[00:01:42] We already get paid a million dollars an ad.
[00:01:51] You're likely to get renewed though by having more promo codes put in.
[00:01:59] You it's they made a deal with the devil.
[00:02:03] If you're sucked on the devil's penis of the pale moonlight.
[00:02:04] We signed the contracts, but then I know they're addressing where they live.
[00:02:07] And I say, look, either you were new or somebody's going to take a trip down to PS 112 and
[00:02:26] I can see your phenotype matches yours through my Barrett 50 couch.
[00:02:32] And then he kills the class hamster as a fucking warning sign.
[00:02:37] Yeah, just she's in class doing like my daddy works as a media buyer.
[00:02:45] And there I'm penis in ball, twin man come money.
[00:02:49] I'm I could not be more proud of my daddy who works in and then the fucking hamster just
[00:02:55] And then we see me as Willem Dafoe and John Wick.
[00:03:21] He sends the warning shot in the hotel because he's going to follow hotel rules.
[00:03:29] But then in the fucking garage, he kills the Russians.
[00:03:33] For anybody wondering, I forgot there were two separate sniper, Willem Dafoe.
[00:03:37] Stop as an associate's degree in the John Wick.
[00:03:45] I would literally teach a class on John Wick.
[00:03:49] The class on a movie is like as appealing as something you mean.
[00:03:52] Well, it's so funny because it's like that's how you get there.
[00:03:55] That was the direction that the tuition bubble was heading in.
[00:03:58] Is some state school offering like a John Wick undergraduate degree.
[00:04:07] People like, I mean, that's what it was.
[00:04:09] People are like, yeah, I'm going to this school because it's good for partying and they
[00:04:16] I'll be a quarter million dollars in debt.
[00:04:17] But afterwards, I'll be able to manage a blockbuster.
[00:04:21] Not only will that pay off the student loans, but they'll be in business forever.
[00:04:27] The money that I didn't spend on tuition, I actually took extra loans and put it into
[00:04:35] Speaking of blockbuster, actually not really.
[00:04:45] I got to find something that people can actually wear.
[00:04:56] The first comp shirt that I've heard of.
[00:04:59] Hey, Adam, would you like a free Stavi baby?
[00:05:05] I will make it clear that I don't want one of your shirts.
[00:05:10] Well, it wasn't offered to you because of the conversation we were having between the two
[00:05:17] Which is still in receiving a free shirt for me, which you can purchase on come dot
[00:05:26] Well, Adam will be receiving a free shirt for me, which you can purchase on.
[00:05:36] I'm going to do a swipe up on story to Stavi dot Biz.
[00:05:41] I'm not there as a botnet and they're willing to DDoS stop.
[00:05:50] You know they'll do this channel in which you're sending.
[00:05:52] Can you stop saying this because they're going to do it?
[00:05:55] None of the people listening to the show have a functional botnet.
[00:06:11] It says that if you encourage people to do something criminal, you owe money to the person
[00:06:23] The woman that got her face ripped off by the chimp.
[00:06:25] No, the lady that told her boyfriend to kill himself.
[00:06:28] Yeah, she went to jail a different way.
[00:06:30] She went to jail and you're going to be like her with the fucked up eyebrows.
[00:06:38] They're going to make you look like that girl and all the guys in jail are going to have
[00:06:43] But six months ago is six months ago, I got in a pen pal relationship.
[00:06:48] Our guest today is Dylan who is rejoining us.
[00:06:53] The last time he was on the show, he talked a little bit about his movie, Raccoons.
[00:07:04] The raccoon and nature documentary in IMAX.
[00:07:13] Killer Records to Dark Christmas in the Dark.
[00:07:16] Currently the number one comedy at the US box office.
[00:07:20] He's all the big guys thought that they could take the number one spot, but Dylan did it.
[00:07:26] That's kind of the narrative of how this show worked is everybody else went out of business
[00:07:31] And then we cruised into the spot of we engineered a plague.
[00:07:36] Well, I think we pulled in $3,000 to the Fox.
[00:07:40] It's perfect for the type of movie it is.
[00:07:45] They should try and rerelease Welcome to Marwin right now.
[00:07:47] Have you thought about trying to get your number one distribution in China?
[00:07:57] Dude, I'm sure like that would pop off because they first of all, they love raccoons, especially
[00:08:04] Lots of those markets are being looked at.
[00:08:07] It's like they're like majority of your money is going to be made international.
[00:08:10] Dude, it's going to be so funny when you make $50 million in Asia.
[00:08:16] But I mean, hey, like the, you don't know that.
[00:08:21] Next time we see you, you're going to be dressing, dressing Jackie Champajamas, like a fucking
[00:08:29] So what got, okay, let's make a movie that's going to be big in China.
[00:08:34] All the Chinese people that listened to this show, first of all, Dajahao, second of all,
[00:08:39] please check out Dylan's film, raccoons from outer space.
[00:08:45] Raccoons with human pussy, which is the Chinese.
[00:08:49] The Chinese title of the film, raccoons, what are they good for?
[00:08:56] So what elements would we need to make the most successful international foreign movie?
[00:09:18] Tom Hanks in that movie where they make them Asians.
[00:09:28] China step one, start with a black woman.
[00:09:32] That's the key to making a cloud atlas.
[00:09:36] Tom Hanks was the big Chinese in cloud atlas.
[00:09:38] The biggest rage in China right now is seeing more representation of black women.
[00:09:50] So okay, we need James Bond and he's shooting the weaver weigers.
[00:09:56] And they're like, and the weigers are like, damn sin.
[00:10:07] And then we get about the Jamie Kennedy experiment and he's like, have we done this already?
[00:10:11] We're just like, I'm Jamie Kennedy and I'm going to be sewing two Jewish twins brains
[00:10:21] I think we've done some a couple different versions of the Jamie Kennedy experiment.
[00:10:25] I worked for, I was working for a Burger King campaign.
[00:10:29] And they tried to send us over to Taiwan and have us like fake shutdown on imposter Burger
[00:10:40] Like they tried to like send the crew over there.
[00:10:46] No, no, we were like, this was the job got.
[00:10:48] Yeah, you were going to get them with shaded.
[00:10:53] Is that the best way to address the story?
[00:10:59] Well, they had a civil war in the 40s and some of the Chinese people were like, we should
[00:11:08] And then the other Chinese people are like, we're the master race.
[00:11:11] And the Chinese, the Chinese that said that we should all be morons that live in the provinces.
[00:11:20] And then the Han supremacists had to go live on an island where they've been in breeding
[00:11:31] I mean, that might be sort of a Western perspective.
[00:11:35] I thought Taiwan was cool or something.
[00:11:53] I want Tibet, actually, they had to pretend like Tibet was doing well for a couple of
[00:11:56] years while Martin Scorsese was paying attention to it.
[00:12:01] And then he became obsessed with, I don't know, probably some type of African instrument.
[00:12:06] No, he was obsessed with making your with technology now.
[00:12:10] He did Hugo and then he's making Robert the Niro look young.
[00:12:31] It's a little kid who gets fucked in the ass by Sasha Baron Cohen on a train.
[00:12:51] Well, you were at the concession stand demanding to meet the singing.
[00:13:05] I want to eat from him while he smiles.
[00:13:09] I'm trying to be boys with the cup and the things.
[00:13:12] I would be so sad when I finally killed him by eating him, but it would happen.
[00:13:21] The retarded guy actually eats the guy though.
[00:13:24] It'd be if George was made out of popcorn and Lenny ate him.
[00:13:30] We need a little reboot and Lenny wins and then he gets to fucking snap as many Nexus
[00:13:35] I was thinking it'd be cool to do a production of Myson Men, but Lenny never kills the puppy
[00:13:46] Just because he's annoying and retarded.
[00:13:49] He's like, I thought he'd be dead on the line.
[00:13:50] He's like, yeah, he keeps handing him puppies and babies and bitches with skitties next
[00:13:57] He just gives them little kisses on the cheeks.
[00:14:23] It requires- I remember that from class.
[00:14:28] No, I- What the Japanese refer to is Mona Nanoiwara.
[00:14:32] Yeah, have you ever seen Dragon Ball Z?
[00:14:35] There's suchness of things that you can simply make a movie about the profundity of being
[00:14:41] And understand that there is no difference between the retard's nature and your own.
[00:14:49] It's like a movie Adam would literally watch.
[00:14:57] And then I'd- You're like, oh, this is so good.
[00:15:02] And then he goes to the woods and dies.
[00:15:09] What did it make you feel or think about Adam?
[00:15:14] Well, it would be some director, he would say.
[00:15:17] Have you guys seen love on the spectrum on Netflix?
[00:15:21] It's about how to- Everyone's telling us, yeah.
[00:15:23] Two autistic people how they can get into it.
[00:15:27] It reminded me of that Giovanni or BC movie where they were like, we can take care of
[00:15:32] No one where they were, I guess they were more retarded than like-
[00:15:37] They were- Well, now it's like I actually got joined together.
[00:15:39] There was the most retarded version of that.
[00:15:53] I mean, like has to be top build across the board.
[00:15:56] Well, she's a better retard in the Cape Fear remake than she is in the other sister.
[00:16:14] It's just some fucking German professor giving retard girls candies and chocolates.
[00:16:19] I mean, it wouldn't be much different than the movie.
[00:16:28] Just watch the De Niro, Nick Nold Juliette Lewis.
[00:16:30] You know, I've never seen the original.
[00:16:32] I don't even know I have a different one other than the same type of stuff.
[00:16:42] Look who knows about fucking movies now, motherfucker.
[00:16:45] That's why when you watch that 90s Cape Fear, there's all those like kind of data.
[00:16:50] Well, there's dated shots like those like quick, you know, like up close shots of stylized.
[00:16:57] Well, it's stylized because it's, you know, interesting.
[00:17:03] If you look at the cinematography of that movie is like very much a good dated for 1990
[00:17:11] I think compared to any other like watch like fucking, I don't know, a long game of spider
[00:17:17] It doesn't look or feel it feels like a much older move.
[00:17:36] You know, it was a hot scene in what was the last days on earth or when the fuck?
[00:17:49] There's only wearing a shirt and just a squat down or a mask comes out of the shirt.
[00:17:58] A mirror is falling over and you have to pick up the mirror.
[00:18:02] Well, maybe you see the bottom of a pussy.
[00:18:10] And for the first time you see your pussy.
[00:18:15] Can you please stop fact checking every...
[00:18:22] I picked up the German accent from hanging out with Gwyneth Paltrow.
[00:18:43] Yeah, that's not like any bangers to me.
[00:18:44] The whole kid man is a fucking 10 in that movie.
[00:18:48] I saw my private idol recently and it...
[00:18:55] For no reason, like in the middle of the movie, they just start talking like doing Shakespeare.
[00:19:03] Nothing you guys just said except for Good Will Hunting was your banger.
[00:19:10] River Phoenix and Young Nioh are both really cute in the movie.
[00:19:25] You just take the F out of his last name and then G.
[00:19:47] I really hope that you know I'm here to be there.
[00:20:05] You can't blame a person for putting ideas out into the cause.
[00:20:10] No, you can't because no ideas are sourced in the individual.
[00:20:16] Don't you try and pretend to be smart right now.
[00:20:22] Guys like this are gonna be like, he's right.
[00:20:28] My whole point is with access to mischief.
[00:20:32] It's impossible for me to be smart because again, these are...
[00:20:37] Look, if I get whatever the fuck you say...
[00:20:45] I'm gonna steal everything in the middle of the night.
[00:20:57] You can get up to stairs with my second floor falling loose.
[00:21:02] We've been recording at mine because it's one floor lower.
[00:21:05] It is where that you ended up living in such a vertical city.
[00:21:09] Well, I don't have a problem with up to three floors.
[00:21:16] What's the highest floor you've ever been to?
[00:21:23] Imagine a world where there's no elevators or escalators.
[00:21:25] You could make the claim that Stav is probably never seen higher than the fourth floor in
[00:21:32] I've been on the Acropolis, thank you very much.
[00:21:34] But it's fucking, that's a lot of stairs and shit.
[00:21:53] They're very, very, very little stairs, essentially.
[00:21:58] It's one big ass stair that's sideways.
[00:22:08] So yeah, you took the gondola up and walked out?
[00:22:12] I mean, I really don't think that he would have probably had four fun.
[00:22:20] Have you sat in the nose and you said stadium?
[00:22:25] Oh, the Raven Stadium, I've been high as shit at.
[00:22:48] We need to find a girl that's on a sixth floor walk up.
[00:22:51] That would be a better version of that movie, Elysium, where they just get rid of all the
[00:22:56] escalators and the stairs and everyone's just fat as shit, speaking Spanish and the
[00:23:01] And then there's rich people that just live on the 20th floor and they're all crossfit,
[00:23:11] I wouldn't be the perfect guy because I get a person.
[00:23:18] Does he continue speaking Spanish in that movie or is it only in the movie?
[00:23:25] In the beginning, it started off and it's like Matt Damon and he's like,
[00:23:35] But you get the impression that he's supposed to be like, you know, a Spanish guy.
[00:23:38] What series is that associated with, Elysium?
[00:23:43] It wasn't a sequel, but the guy who did District 9.
[00:23:47] It was his next movie and he was supposed to star Eminem.
[00:23:53] Somehow Eminem and they brought it in back then.
[00:23:55] This is a... wait Matt Damon was the backup choice for Eminem.
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[00:25:22] You're lying to women and saying, look at me.
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[00:29:26] You know part of that whole like the fucking how Muslims can't, they got to trim their
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[00:30:42] At what point is it illegal for the Muslims' pubes to grow out?
[00:30:46] Like what is the frequency at which it becomes like a sin?
[00:30:59] They have all these rules, but they don't think through to have the rules clarified in
[00:31:05] You compare it to something like Japanese Zen and just having tea in the 1600s.
[00:31:10] There were 630 different rules for what you're allowed to talk about when it's comforting.
[00:31:17] And look, we can say Islam is stupid, but let's not forget Judaism.
[00:31:21] No, I'm fine to rag on all Abrahamic religions.
[00:31:25] No, it's more of like a terms of service.
[00:31:37] Like as a kid seeing an inconsistency where it's like, oh, you got to dress up for morning
[00:31:45] We've got to go fucking what the 11 am and 6 p.m.
[00:31:51] I believe all Christians should be evangelical.
[00:31:53] Oh, shout out to Greek Orthodoxy because we're technically Orthodox, but we don't follow
[00:31:59] It was called Orthodox Presbyterian Church.
[00:32:01] That was like the OPC, which is like a fundamentalist.
[00:32:13] The idea of bringing in, you know, brick building.
[00:32:22] Seven days of the week, seven different shabbies.
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[00:32:30] Have you ever sucked to South penis with the butterfly balls?
[00:32:45] I think are gull wing doors because there's gull wing doors.
[00:32:52] Yeah, the ones that just go out, those are gull doors and that might be synonymous with butterfly.
[00:32:56] There's scissor doors, which were synonymous with land.
[00:33:00] Suicide doors open from the bee pillar towards the back.
[00:33:08] The most famous suicide doors is in the intro to all terms.
[00:33:11] Well, like an old, I think the continental was like the last production card I probably had.
[00:33:15] Sure, but like most of like most current.
[00:33:23] I thought we saw it in suicides with the straight up.
[00:33:24] No, suicide doors are doors that open towards the rear of the car.
[00:33:32] Scissor doors, I think are synonymous with lambos.
[00:33:48] Did you ever, you ever done a hood slide?
[00:33:58] So I get you, if you take a parking ticket off your car with your ass in front of a meter
[00:34:10] It doesn't matter if they put it in the car.
[00:34:17] I didn't even look up if this is the rule.
[00:34:20] You just fucking have binoculars waiting for some fucking meter made to come by.
[00:34:24] I gotta find out what those guys' religion is to see if I can do that.
[00:34:28] I can scour the books for some way that they're going to hell or being reborn in this.
[00:34:32] It's some kind of shitty bug for giving me a ticket.
[00:34:35] Because I don't, you can't hit them with the like, I was hit.
[00:34:39] They'll be like, I don't know what you're saying.
[00:34:42] But you just pull out a picture of like an elephant with butterfly ears for wings and be
[00:34:53] He's like, oh no, I've pieced off printar.
[00:35:02] It'd be crazy if those guys, the Indian meter made guys went home and beat their wives,
[00:35:11] He just, I mean, they have to be angry.
[00:35:13] He goes home and he opens like a glass of, I don't know, what's an Indian beer?
[00:35:23] He says, in front of the TV and then he writes himself a ticket and puts it in his mouth.
[00:35:35] He just shows a bunch of parking tickets in his mouth until he dies.
[00:35:38] He slices his wrist with the one ticket on auto.
[00:35:44] A cute lactic, an accidentous on the tickets.
[00:35:48] Oh yeah, you can slice your mouth open with them, shits too.
[00:35:52] There's a lot of ways you kill yourself.
[00:35:56] Suffocating while you express more paper.
[00:36:00] That's the fate I wish upon them for writing the ticket.
[00:36:04] I would, at this point, I would probably, if I could look at the amount of money I've
[00:36:06] spent on parking tickets here in New York, I would probably take that test.
[00:36:11] I've just straight up not been paying them since quarantine.
[00:36:21] I'm not going to angle grinder to the thing, which at this point I'm not above.
[00:36:28] There's still going to issue parking tickets.
[00:36:43] Twelve hours within them sending me a lease renewal with an increased rent.
[00:36:50] No, not only did they pause it, they also like, when I moved in, I had like the worst
[00:37:25] But they had me pay two security pauses to get in my place.
[00:37:31] No, so then I didn't know when it went illegal like 2019.
[00:37:37] When we resigned last time, they didn't give me my security deposit back.
[00:37:41] Then when COVID hit in April, I was like, hey, I've got two security pauses.
[00:37:47] Because I don't know what's going on right now.
[00:37:50] My industry was shut down and I wasn't on unemployment.
[00:37:52] So I was like, I don't know what to do.
[00:37:54] And they're like, yeah, but you're going to have to pay it back.
[00:37:57] And then I found out, then I looked up and found that that was illegal.
[00:38:04] Now I'm not paying the last month's rent and I'm not even telling him I'm moving.
[00:38:12] You're literally trying to steal money from me.
[00:38:19] You can get some out of this space for some commercial thing, like somebody just needs
[00:38:23] an office or something for a month and then collect rental income on it and then have
[00:38:30] Because then you make it somebody else's problem and you fuck them over, which is-
[00:38:36] But then you fuck up those people that aren't the landlords.
[00:38:46] You get justice and you ruin someone else's life.
[00:38:51] I have friends who- their landlord, let's just say, was from a part I'd say in the
[00:38:58] Middle East that's- has occupied certain two parts of-
[00:39:08] They made them pay their rent half cash, half check every month.
[00:39:16] And I think it was because they were probably getting some sort of credit for-
[00:39:21] Because they were just showing the checks.
[00:39:31] I'm at the point where I'm ready to fucking rumble with the landlord.
[00:39:36] I have a- I have a meter made style landlord.
[00:39:46] He doesn't really- well, I won't say he's a piece of shit, but he's just like a neglectful
[00:39:50] I've never had a bad landlord except for the Korean guy in Los Angeles.
[00:39:56] Dude, I drove- last time I was in LA, I just drove past that place and I was like, what
[00:40:04] I sat out in the fucking rental car and I was like-
[00:40:07] Like the Italians that they was always used for hits?
[00:40:18] It's been two years, it's been three years almost.
[00:40:26] He's been taking enough Chinese classes.
[00:40:42] Knock on the door, stab him in the heart.
[00:40:44] Fuck him maybe a couple of times in the neck.
[00:40:51] You're not afraid of him fighting back if you did you stab him in the heart?
[00:40:55] You stab him in the neck and face real quick a couple of times.
[00:41:13] That causes this whole issue where it's like, you know.
[00:41:19] It's already risky enough to use a fucking knife.
[00:41:21] I mean, it's risky to go there to murder this guy.
[00:41:27] The main issue is that I wouldn't be able to stop myself from talking about it in the
[00:41:38] No, that is something you say I do that I don't do.
[00:41:41] No, if anything, you have the least discretion of the three of us.
[00:41:47] That stab has already violated our discretion rules once during this episode.
[00:41:58] And you would- I also admit I would be the one to let it slip that I murdered a Korean
[00:42:12] That ripped Nick off to the tune of maybe $1,200 once.
[00:42:25] It was 1,000,000% in the fucking wrong.
[00:42:27] I mean, it was egregious how fucking shit it got.
[00:42:30] Yeah, security cameras in the apartment.
[00:42:33] And he would call you if you broke one of these draconian house rules.
[00:42:38] Like I touched some Chinese lady's floor mat.
[00:42:41] And he fucking like, I'm getting phone calls at 2 o'clock in the morning.
[00:42:44] I can't believe you lived in a homeless-
[00:42:47] I had a job and I had to get an Airbnb.
[00:42:53] It was like I had three days to move the Los Angeles.
[00:43:00] Now the first paycheck comes in, you're good.
[00:43:04] So I went out to LA and then I crashed on my friend's couch.
[00:43:09] But I guess no one, like he had another friend that had stayed on the couch the week before.
[00:43:13] So I sleep on the couch one night and then I'm at work the first day.
[00:43:16] And I have like what I think is a spider bite on my hand.
[00:43:22] So the three days later, I'm like, come on.
[00:43:28] I'm having to like fucking put all my shit in a bag and put it in the dryer for two hours
[00:43:37] It's like kind of in an area or whatever that makes sense.
[00:43:40] And I go there and as I'm like, he has a rental agreement.
[00:43:44] But as like I'm signing it, he's like, oh, and this, oh, and this, oh, and I'm like, I'm
[00:43:49] like, man, he's like, well, I got, I got to rent this to somebody else.
[00:43:54] What am I going to go to subject myself to bed bugs again for the night?
[00:44:00] I mean, you're paying for the Airbnb, right?
[00:44:02] Yeah, but it was like, I didn't have the money to then go out that night, find the fucking
[00:44:09] However much it was in Los Angeles for the night.
[00:44:11] That's like another like out of the pocket thing when I'm going to have to pay rent for
[00:44:15] You got you got finesse by this Korean man.
[00:44:23] I was like, tell, he saw you're on the end of your rope.
[00:44:29] That's why that's why I took a little cruise by the house.
[00:44:32] And I thought maybe and all he did was take a cruise, folks.
[00:44:37] That's the thing if a Korean guy was dead, how would anyone even know that it was the
[00:44:42] So wait, so so the cops are like, this could be anybody.
[00:44:48] Like he has a wallet with an ID in there.
[00:44:49] They're like, what are we supposed to do?
[00:45:00] That's what it would have been called back then.
[00:45:05] Well, this cop was recently thought out of ice.
[00:45:15] Wasn't there a movie called Goog Squad that came out a couple of years ago?
[00:45:19] Josh Brolin, where they would like CGI their faces?
[00:45:26] Yeah, you're thinking of the movie I was just talking about.
[00:45:29] No, that one sucked, by the way, the second one.
[00:45:32] I'm pretty sure it was called Goog Squad.
[00:45:44] And it's about high quality CBD locally fucking grown and shit.
[00:45:50] And yeah, they got a lot of different fucking textures and blends of Indica and sativas.
[00:45:57] You smoke your seat, get off your phone.
[00:45:58] I was just trying to see if Goog Squad was a movie.
[00:46:09] Not contribute bits, but then to like take a suggestion like was Goog Squad a movie.
[00:46:19] Of course there wasn't a movie called Goog Squad.
[00:46:23] No, you said it's on the comedy podcast we do.
[00:46:28] You said it like you thought it was real.
[00:46:31] Don't do this contribute nothing bullshit again.
[00:46:34] Because you thought Goog Squad was a movie.
[00:46:41] I feel like I'm over my friend's place for dinner and mommy and daddy just got in a
[00:46:50] Yeah, I'm the gay daddy and this is my beard.
[00:47:02] So why don't you say something about the fucking company because your dreams changed
[00:47:08] I was I was going through a really rough time.
[00:47:12] I was trying to I was doing anything for money.
[00:47:15] He was sucking cock for stuff that for CBD brand.
[00:47:18] Send his tent up and some old black icons.
[00:47:20] And he's like, look, man, you too gay to be homeless.
[00:47:29] And you just you fucking the whole thing up, man.
[00:47:39] I'm walking around in a wetsuit telling everybody you can't wait to hit the studs or whatever
[00:47:47] When you're talking about surfing right now, that's like gay.
[00:47:59] They're both the things you like to do or gay.
[00:48:03] Now should be what's not gay or maybe it is if you're gay is cushy dreams.
[00:48:13] Have you ever been fucked with this CBD oil?
[00:48:30] I got a bunch of weak confiscate a couple last week because they didn't believe that
[00:48:33] it was a I was driving it back from Denver.
[00:48:37] What happened if you were smoking high quality?
[00:48:39] She would have happened because it looks so much.
[00:48:46] When they ship it to you, it does come with like a letter you're supposed to give to the
[00:48:52] Maybe it's for like the post office, but they're like, this isn't weed.
[00:48:55] I know it looks like we got to prove that.
[00:48:58] It's like you should just save that letter and use that letter.
[00:49:02] That's all it takes is a permission slip from the company.
[00:49:08] I know this looks like cocaine, but it's actually fucking baby aspirin.
[00:49:15] But this is you can get this is fly CBD flower.
[00:49:29] Are you guys still sponsored by Ridge shut up?
[00:49:32] All you need to worry about for right now for the next five minutes or so is cushy dream.
[00:49:47] I gave that to you and then I gave one of them like I gave my cousins for their birthdays
[00:49:55] Ridge wallets for their birthdays and then one of them I just gave the box was empty because
[00:49:59] I forgot I had given it to you and I said the box and he was like, what's the fuck is
[00:50:07] Well, you can make some of the biggest fat because stands a wallet.
[00:50:11] Now I feel like well, anyways, you can make up for it.
[00:50:19] It looks like high quality marijuana feels like high quality marijuana.
[00:50:24] I got my marijuana, but it's actually a CBD.
[00:50:27] The content is up to 20% which is the highest in the game.
[00:50:31] The attention to the details is noticeable in every beautiful flower gorgeous.
[00:50:35] So if you're one of these retards that likes looking at their weed and talking about it,
[00:50:49] You said that they have indicons that's even strange.
[00:50:52] And they got gay names like relax or creator, yes or hustle.
[00:50:56] Which are the things that I do throughout my day?
[00:51:00] Um, do not get, they do not, does not get you high.
[00:51:05] There's no THC independent lab testing shows compliance.
[00:51:08] I don't need the sentence does not get me high.
[00:51:17] It's grown in California and Oregon, the weed states.
[00:51:21] And their plant is hand selected by a team of experienced cannabis flower.
[00:51:25] I feel like red state should steal weed from California and Oregon.
[00:51:31] Huge batch is slow cured for two to four weeks of guarantee maximum, freshness and preserved
[00:51:39] I got to say all this shit with a fucking canker sore.
[00:51:46] I smoke cushy dreams and I blow it into my dick hole and I get, and my dick gets hard.
[00:51:59] It might be, it might be that I'm like just fucking drinking like I'm up to like probably
[00:52:17] Not understanding at the time and the place and the subtle nuances of employing racial slurs
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[00:52:28] You can navigate beautifully the rich tapestry of American racism and the proper ways to
[00:52:37] satisfy, to satirize it on the razor's edge of whatever the fuck.
[00:53:01] Let's just get to the read because we'll get into this discussion.
[00:53:03] No, I don't want to get into a discussion because let's finish the read.
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[00:54:17] Is saying the N-word, you don't want that on record.
[00:54:20] But just the acknowledgement that you have said the N-word at some time in the past,
[00:54:27] Almost everyone would say yes, of course.
[00:54:34] No, I was dating a girl and she was like, you know, I was like, come on.
[00:54:38] And she's like, no, I've never said the N-word once in my life.
[00:54:45] It's something as simple as pissing standing up.
[00:54:52] When I was in science class, I had to read out loud.
[00:54:59] And I was given detention because she thought I did it on drugs.
[00:55:02] Don't try to turn it into a cute story.
[00:55:14] It'd be funny if in 10 years it is a crime.
[00:55:19] And we don't have any principle of, what is it, like, ex post facto or whatever it is
[00:55:28] And there's people going to jail for having used the N-word on podcasts.
[00:55:41] I would love it to be in plastic queue.
[00:55:42] A POW camp, it's me, Irish fear, Shane Gillis.
[00:55:46] We're all in ourselves passing boats back and forth.
[00:55:50] I'm visiting, I'm in visitors' hours because I never put it on record.
[00:55:53] The whole time Lewis is like, I'm going to get out of here.
[00:55:58] I have a five-year plan, but I'm the one that's going to get out of here.
[00:56:00] He's like Steve McQueen in the grand escape.
[00:56:03] He's like, you don't believe me, but just watch.
[00:56:21] Anyway, now that we all can all admit that nobody said the end, we're on this podcast.
[00:56:27] We don't even have to say that the second part.
[00:56:30] I feel like it's getting beeped in that shit.
[00:56:39] It'll be funny to cut out like a minute since we've talked about so much how we're
[00:56:44] It would be funny because there's a copy in the middle.
[00:56:48] There wasn't for like a good minute afterwards.
[00:56:52] Trust me, it'll be funny because now because the more we cut, the more it makes it seem
[00:56:59] So I'm actually forecutting like two minutes.
[00:57:07] You guys can't figure it out with the audio guy.
[00:57:13] I'm making some tea and I'm watching a movie and I'm not going to follow the rules when
[00:57:33] That's the rules to the T when I'm drinking tea.
[00:57:39] Jesus, this has nothing to do with you.
[00:57:45] Adam, I got to make everything about me all the time.
[00:58:02] G slur sounds better than the actual thing.
[00:58:06] When I say the letter slur once, it becomes much harder to go back and say the actual thing.
[00:58:14] Say B slur bunch and then go back to saying bitch.
[00:58:17] Nah, that one will forever slide on my B slur.
[00:58:22] I called my mom of the damn, a damn bitch.
[00:58:35] Because she was murdered by the police.
[00:58:39] If my mom was murdered by the police, I would less, I would be less cavalier.
[00:58:44] Now, can you see somebody having that opinion of her?
[00:58:55] You can't say, well, you're doing one of your traps right now.
[00:59:03] I'm just saying there's a context in which you'd be uncomfortable saying the B slur.
[00:59:08] No, it's because we introduced B slur is it?
[00:59:15] No, we're talking about, would you say that about Sandra Bland?
[00:59:18] No, I wouldn't say it about a woman who was murdered by the cop.
[00:59:21] Who are someone that you're the little ass dick B slur?
[00:59:39] I'll tell you, I tried the like bagel boss.
[00:59:41] Vinnie was trying to get bagel boss on the show.
[00:59:47] I offered bagel boss like a free t-shirt just to wear on Instagram.
[00:59:51] And like, like, I guess he had a manager that called me.
[00:59:54] And he's like, you know, probably cost some money, you know, to have him wear the shirt.
[01:00:01] I imagine managing bagel boss thinking that it's like, yeah, this guy, this is staying
[01:00:08] I mean, this is something that's going to be also how much theoretically someone's like,
[01:00:17] What can get, you can go on cameo right now and pay $6 to get Daniel Day Lewis to say.
[01:00:29] But we're going to need thousands of dollars to get the fucking bagel.
[01:00:35] You get bombarded with emails by so many emails.
[01:00:41] I'm doing finally told them to fuck off.
[01:00:43] It's weird seeing like there are rich people that are on it.
[01:00:49] What does Mr. Wonderful from Shark Tank need more money for attention from moves wishing
[01:00:57] All of these people, all these celebrities that just started live on ego need anything.
[01:01:01] But are people really liked that though?
[01:01:08] But why do you think Ryan Reynolds dropping in on the X-Men call like all they just need
[01:01:15] No, but it's just like, it's just a kind of line.
[01:01:18] But like, you know, like just all the, the imagined videos, everything that everyone's
[01:01:26] I can't imagine that like fucking, who's probably like, like, who's the biggest star
[01:01:37] No, there's famous motherfuckers on Cameo.
[01:01:38] I'm here on Cameo just because I can't go 15 minutes without saying happy birthday.
[01:01:52] And you get pussy from the cheerleaders.
[01:01:56] The truth feels like a lot of vine stars would be on Cameo.
[01:02:02] They got to be, they got to be getting to oops.
[01:02:07] No, if they have some money, they can just figure that out.
[01:02:11] No, there's no way any of them have any of the money.
[01:02:13] Do you see there was a raid on the Logan Paul mansion?
[01:02:26] Chip Chippers and you can see Jim Norton do his character.
[01:02:31] If I could get like G. Von A.R.B.C. to read something.
[01:02:35] To put him in a movie, you got him knowing.
[01:03:06] He's really stretched out that fortune for you.
[01:03:19] They make soup Nazi say no soup for you to my friend for a
[01:03:33] Terry Francona who's currently an MLB manager.
[01:03:38] cameo as an adding called celebrating black excellence.
[01:03:54] Shouldn't he be rich enough to not be on cameo?
[01:03:57] Why feel like your t-shirt company is going to turn it.
[01:04:12] That's actually Fubu I think was owned by a Jew.
[01:04:21] They bought it from the original like black guys.
[01:04:49] You feel like I'm dying when I see him?
[01:05:01] I've just been two-ups out there currently.
[01:05:05] I mean, who gives a shit about Bernie Sanders?
[01:05:07] Now it's all about figuring out how you can store a bunch of guns in your house before
[01:05:14] Oh, I don't think we're going to get raided.
[01:05:17] April and Phil Marjor are on it together.
[01:05:27] Pendulette looks like fucking earthworm Jim now.
[01:05:41] He does magic too, but he doesn't talk that much anyway.
[01:05:58] I am a 100% libertarian self-sufficient machine.
[01:06:02] I absorb solar energy and I eat my own shit.
[01:06:07] Dude, some of these people are mad cheap.
[01:06:22] You can get that guy Darren Roval from ESPN for $35.
[01:06:36] I don't understand why you wouldn't like.
[01:06:39] Let's say I wanted to make money off this, right?
[01:06:42] Why wouldn't I just set up an email address, have people do and then just paint Venmo me?
[01:06:48] Because it's a platform that makes it more reachable for you.
[01:06:51] It's like, why would you raise your campaign money to act blue?
[01:06:56] Yeah, but it's not like I'm going to be bombarded by people that fucking want candy.
[01:06:59] It'd be one thing if I got a thousand motherfuckers begging for me to fucking...
[01:07:08] So yes, you could do an email list, but like...
[01:07:11] I just don't understand why motherfuckers do Camio.
[01:07:15] Like you said, it's a platform that already exists.
[01:07:20] It's like getting paid to take a selfie.
[01:07:28] Meredith from the office is probably dying of some illness she can't afford.
[01:07:37] Dude, we should all pitch in to get Caitlyn Jenner for Nick.
[01:07:40] I already said that, but nobody listens.
[01:07:44] He's got some jumbbody lessons and he keeps all the ideas in his head and then spits them
[01:08:01] I loved it when Donald Trump said trans people can't use the other bathroom.
[01:08:05] She's like, Donald, just a trans girl here.
[01:08:08] I'm going to use the bathroom in Trump Tower.
[01:08:18] The world sucks so much that there was a huge storm yesterday in the Midwest.
[01:08:21] I was just watching tornadoes destroy property and places get fucked up in Chicago by strong
[01:08:27] winds and it felt like good news because it's nature.
[01:08:32] I can watch just a wildfire kill hundreds of thousands of people and be like, that's
[01:08:41] Yeah, natural disasters has been elevated to the level of puppy videos by how fucked up
[01:09:07] I spent a lot of time watching that type of shit.
[01:09:12] I remember, because I didn't have cable, but I would just be sort of aware of these things.
[01:09:17] I remember being a friend's house and seeing that they were up to, I love the 90s and I'm
[01:09:32] They should do like, I love the 1930s in Germany.
[01:09:40] That's how sparks being like, finally, we're getting some answers.
[01:09:43] Who caused all this economic devastation?
[01:09:48] B people at the time were just walking around and no one bothered even question what FNBJ
[01:10:03] I love the 90s for Nuremberg by somebody else, by somebody, another company.
[01:10:19] I think I can read between the lines on this one.
[01:10:23] Well, Dylan, you want to tell us about the movie?
[01:10:31] Everywhere Amazon, YouTube, Google Play, Voodoo, all those things on demand.
[01:10:36] It's also in some theaters kind of right now, Spares out, and then they'll be coming out
[01:10:43] But it's a number one comedy in America right now.
[01:10:45] It's got a great, huge, huge cast of fun people like James Adomian, Nick Turner, Nick
[01:11:05] Chris Delia was available, but we went with Ron Jeremy.
[01:11:12] The day we shrapped Ron Jeremy, he was on the...
[01:11:15] As soon as we raped you, somebody had never come, and it was on set.
[01:11:18] It was like, hey, look at TMZ, and it's allegations against...
[01:11:25] And so we had people ask to have their names removed from the movie.
[01:11:28] You get like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're
[01:11:30] like, I mean, you really can't work with anybody anymore.
[01:11:34] It's always the next day you think of guys cool, and then boom, they're just saying something
[01:11:45] I mean, that happens a lot in this industry where people ask you to do something completely
[01:11:51] All this extra work when it's like, why don't you just remove the rape...
[01:11:58] You're just beating them to that difficulty.
[01:11:59] You're just beating the rape scene out.
[01:12:23] It's like an airplane loaded weapon naked gun type movie doing...
[01:12:40] It's almost the same movie, but it's just filled with like, we make fun of how ridiculously,
[01:12:46] you know, like, chauvinistic-y and non-woke for 90s are, while also sort of like, attacking
[01:12:55] I'd say as much as an adult as I enjoyed wrongfully accused when I was a kid.
[01:13:04] When the train looks around the tree, nothing will make me laugh that hard.
[01:13:09] Leslie Gilsen was like my favorite comedian as a kid.
[01:13:13] Travis Irvine directed and wrote this and edited and put his heart and soul in it for like,
[01:13:21] It's a weird way that like, things kind of...
[01:13:22] Because I mean, I've known Travis 15 years.
[01:13:37] When I moved to New York in 2011, he moved with me.
[01:13:43] Like we had book shows around the city.
[01:13:52] And then when I moved into production, Travis had the script and was like, I've got like
[01:14:03] You know, even just to learn how to go through the process of making a movie.
[01:14:07] Because I do like million dollar shoots that are week long in New York.
[01:14:12] You know, that whole process of starting a business running through the whole thing is
[01:14:15] a great learning experience, a sense of accomplishment.
[01:14:19] I'll be making movies for the rest of my life.
[01:14:27] Because we took it on tour after the last time I was here.
[01:14:30] I had to watch it 20 times in the theater.
[01:14:32] It was like, by the end of the tour, the only part of my day I enjoyed was rewatching
[01:14:38] It was just like whiskey and chicken fingers.
[01:14:40] I did like 20,000 miles in like 19 days.
[01:14:47] We had a couple like near sold out shows.
[01:14:56] Someone almost had himself a little Adam Moan.
[01:15:11] Boneless chicken wings that are still shaped the fucking...
[01:15:23] See, I was going to do that anyways to save you, my friend.
[01:15:26] And now you've had the blow that it's leaning off the whole thing.
[01:15:32] For you to publicly say friend like that, it means the world to me.
[01:15:36] Well, guess what now is being bleeped out.
[01:15:43] We should just make a fucking shitty...
[01:15:46] But a shitty movie and take it on tour.
[01:15:48] That's what's the worst part about going on tour during the live podcast?
[01:15:51] I should pay somebody to just go through and bleep out every time I've complimented
[01:15:58] We should rip the episodes up and put them back in.
[01:16:05] Touring with movies is going to be a thing.
[01:16:08] It's a way to tour with them if you can build up some sort of...
[01:16:12] In 10, 15 years, there's got to be some kind of ad hoc distribution network that completely,
[01:16:22] I don't know if it would be blockchain or what.
[01:16:23] I have no idea how technology, where technology is at now and too old to pay attention to
[01:16:28] But eventually, there's going to be a thing where the only thing you need funding for
[01:16:31] is production and distribution is just...
[01:16:37] Like the cost of our distribution is so low.
[01:16:44] But that's the way they're like, yeah, this is our worst movie.
[01:16:50] So I was like, okay, if you go into it with that.
[01:16:56] But you can distribute it and we're going to tour with it probably every Christmas.
[01:17:03] We'll use whatever it build up to spot tours and do that every year.
[01:17:10] That's all fun because it's like doing a podcast effort.
[01:17:14] You know it's also a Christmas movie actually.
[01:17:22] I saw a knitted sweater on Facebook that said so.
[01:17:32] It's about a guy flying across country to save his family.
[01:17:54] Please check out the movie especially if you're...
[01:18:00] If you're a Chinese American living in America, watch the movie recommended to your family
[01:18:08] We'll try and make sure the Goog squad's in the third one.
[01:18:11] You can say that because those are Koreans with Chinese in them.
[01:18:15] They don't have a necessarily bad relationship.
[01:18:17] But they're definitely different people.
[01:18:23] Well the Chinese and the Koreans don't have the same thing as the Japanese.
[01:18:28] The Japanese were very cruel to both people.
[01:18:41] They had more actual power than the Jews.
[01:18:58] We didn't even say that on the show ever.
[01:19:02] I'm the guy that's really important to me.
[01:19:04] It's like being in August and just being like, dude, I'm so excited for New Year's.
[01:19:12] Listen, go to Stavi.biz and buy a shirt.
[01:19:26] That's the thing is a blue and yellow shirt.
[01:19:33] It's like so many levels of joke in that shirt.
[01:19:38] With all of my art, I spend time reflecting on pain.
[01:19:41] And then I allow my processes to sort of relate that to people through whatever it feels
[01:19:50] And you know, that's how you get like a t-shirt that has...
[01:19:53] Have people asked you to sell their stuff on your site?
[01:19:57] What, you mean like other sales channels?
[01:20:01] The margins aren't good enough to do anything like that.
[01:20:09] But I mean, the margins for shirts are not that good.
[01:20:13] Especially if you want like stuff that's well done and then also like drop shipped.
[01:20:25] This one, I heard people's complaints that I can't wear this or I'll get beat up with almost
[01:20:35] I'm too much of a pot head to wear one of your weed ones.
[01:20:41] I have a specialty made Benoit one that's a tank top that I got made just for me.
[01:20:44] I was like, yeah, I like the Benoit one.
[01:20:47] But I've been searching for the right one.
[01:20:49] I was like, I was gonna buy it, but it wasn't for sale yet.
[01:20:52] I'll, yeah, just send me your address after it.
[01:21:05] Well, can we see the movie on iTunes or Amazon?
[01:21:13] I would like to apologize to everyone I've let down.
[01:21:24] And we would like to make it clear that what Adam did...
[01:21:31] And it's completely different than the Shane Gillis situation.
[01:21:44] But when we do it, when we say the N word on a podcast, it's different because we wrote
[01:21:58] We're of course, shitting on Judy Gold, who's a piece of shit.
[01:22:06] We did expand the enemies list, the official enemies list.
[01:22:10] Look, this show's not going to die naturally.
[01:22:15] I'm taking shots on the show from the rest of the year.
[01:22:22] I went on there after the last episode.
[01:22:24] First comment was like, isn't it amazing how you can just tell someone's fat from their
[01:22:36] Like, by far the first comment was, isn't it amazing how you can just tell somebody's
[01:22:43] Well, you have a six pack actually, so they were wrong.
[01:23:00] What if we just hired a model to be Stop publicly?
[01:23:04] There were no ever live shows, but we just created this idea that Stop doesn't look like
[01:23:16] Damn, it's so funny to fantasize about privacy.
[01:23:21] No, because it is truly now just an absurd luxury.
[01:23:26] Because to what extent you have to be public to make enough money to have privacy anymore,
[01:23:32] the only people that can have true privacy are people that come from generational wealth.
[01:23:37] My goal, I've always said is I can't wait until I'm successful enough to go back to a flip
[01:23:52] Well, my goal is to get fappening so I can set the record straight on the length of my
[01:24:04] They're small and long and it's not true.
[01:24:08] That's why I think these people have a lot longer.
[01:24:10] One ball usually hangs in the last one usually hangs in the middle.