Cum Town | Regular | 08/20/2020
[00:00:00] Well, it's fall finally about time you know what that means
[00:00:04] Ball get longer. It's it's all about face aesthetics now. Oh really? Oh, so can't see body
[00:00:11] Anyone body goes away. The sun's gone. Gun's gone. It's time for swords. Oh, that's not face. I
[00:00:19] Guess I didn't really think about this. That's true someone sent me a sword an actual recently
[00:00:25] Yeah, there's sword showed up in my mail in my house yesterday sharp and throwing knives with it nice. You want it?
[00:00:33] I guess I'd have to take a look at it aesthetically. Yeah. Yeah, is it like a
[00:00:38] What was it a saber peon or Eastern? You know, I'm getting real tired of
[00:00:43] Offering free shit to people and they go like well, I need more information
[00:00:47] It's like I'm trying to get rid of a all the fucking bedroom furniture that I bought just as like it
[00:00:54] I needed shit. So I went to Ikea a year ago, right?
[00:00:58] I just bought shit. Yeah, and it looks like shit. Just give it away for shit. You are shit pal hit the bricks
[00:01:06] That's what you're saying to your heavens to my to my to your ear is just do a curb alert dog
[00:01:13] I did I tried to give it away for free and no one get no one's like well
[00:01:18] I just post our answer yeah, and then and somebody suggested that's not the best way to go
[00:01:23] It's crazy because what you're gonna get is people that know you're gonna talk to them at least three exchanges now
[00:01:27] Yeah, you're gonna get as guys that we're being ignored. Yeah, they're like oh what oh, yeah
[00:01:33] I'll come by I just want a fucking Saint Cloud. I wanted to go to a black woman of color who's also a business
[00:01:44] Because that's really who after seeing the George Floyd video. I was like what needs to happen right now is I need to buy
[00:01:51] Capitino's from melanated voices. Absolutely. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you want you want your fucking nightstand to be used?
[00:01:58] Yeah, solely to store cocoa if I give my my my brimness
[00:02:05] Custombed and headboard setup. Yep to anything other. Oh, I thought you had the mam
[00:02:12] You know I think about it. I do. Thanks for knowing more about my
[00:02:15] I used to have that bed the mam. I used to have the mam we have now in
[00:02:22] The dark color at the black that's a classic ebony mam ebony
[00:02:28] What do I have now I have just a like a metal?
[00:02:37] I have a low I have a low metal one myself for the time low is with in style the time being I'm going back
[00:02:43] You're just sleeping on the floor. I love it. I already test ran it. I'm still good to go. That's your roots
[00:02:48] Yeah, well, I mean I wake up. Yeah, you put just a little futon mattress. It's perfect
[00:02:52] You know, I know the reason I had it was a women's fault that I had yes
[00:02:58] Absolutely, yeah, no headboard. Yeah, nothing now now the apartment will be empty
[00:03:04] You need to you need to go back to like you know like a beach chair
[00:03:10] PS4 yes enormous television on the yes, absolutely
[00:03:15] That's it BYOC when you want to come hang out a Nick spot stack a high times max one of my yeah
[00:03:22] Pizza boxes that you've made furniture out of I had a friend Andrew when I was like
[00:03:27] 17 he was like 23 and his roommate was probably 24 25 and that guy's room was so funny
[00:03:33] Yeah, hell yeah, because it was like it literally that like a fucking twin size
[00:03:40] With like just a single comforter that was like make its way halfway across rooms stack a high times magazine
[00:03:46] And one of those like boom boxes for me. Yes, dude. That's just in like a magnavox right
[00:03:51] This is the broken electronic section of best buy shit. It's like open box and fucked up
[00:03:58] Yeah, like a real cool. I want a maulin boom box, right?
[00:04:02] It's it's very defined the base circles. Yeah, it's like a different. It's like red
[00:04:07] Red circles high times magazine a lot of infected mushroom coming out. Oh god. Yeah. Oh
[00:04:20] But I do go back spring and I've been low mattress and I'll be low mattress for the rest of my life because of I like the height
[00:04:27] It is when you fuck. Uh-huh. I like to be able to stand up and fuck from
[00:04:31] You had a box spring and it looked like that stop getting in bed look like that video that bulldog that couldn't get onto the pool
[00:04:38] Chair it did not look I haven't seen it. It did not look like that
[00:04:41] I'm gonna pull that but it was very cute
[00:04:44] But cute when you when you miss when I successfully get in I don't miss it he misses
[00:04:53] That's why I like a low bed. Yeah, here's here's stop trying to get into bed. Oh
[00:04:58] My god, it's adorable. I haven't seen the video. You literally have that ass. Oh hell. Yeah, that is me
[00:05:06] But I get it. Yeah, that's you trying. That's me sneaking into pussy
[00:05:10] That's me getting my dick in pussy. Oh, here's you trying to get into the right position
[00:05:19] Wow, sure here comes let the people get some of the music
[00:05:22] Yeah, this is from your stop getting up
[00:05:37] He fell off the chair so you can follow along at home. That's a bulldog in a beach chair
[00:05:41] Yeah, if anyone wants to watch it Nick founded on the wolf wolf facebook page
[00:05:45] Which she is a moderator of I am a moderator
[00:05:50] Did I tell you I had a I had a roommate
[00:05:53] John that I lived with him for like a year and a half. This is a fake name and
[00:06:01] I lived with him for a year and a half and he was like he's like actually I'm the moderator for the
[00:06:08] Facebook page seltzer. Yeah, we never had seltzer in the house or anything
[00:06:12] I was like you don't even like seltzer that much. He's like it's all right actually
[00:06:17] I was like, why'd you start the page? He's like they didn't have a fan page for seltzer. I thought they should have one
[00:06:24] Off of his seltzer thing. No, I don't think you should be able to get pussy off of doing something like that or a couple dollars
[00:06:32] I'm sure there's at least one woman. That's like, oh my god. He started the facebook seltzer. That's what I'm saying
[00:06:37] There's got to be a couple people that post so much in that. Yeah, it does matter to them
[00:06:42] Yeah, I want to get like a Santa Claus outfit and a bell
[00:06:46] And then like a little like a frame or whatever and it has like a red shield on the top
[00:06:55] sign or whatever. Yes. Uh-huh. It says you know red shield on the top and it says pussy for Santa
[00:07:02] and just stand outside of Macy's and ring the bell
[00:07:05] And then as a woman walked by just be like man
[00:07:12] They look closer. Yeah, like do you want to have sex in my car
[00:07:17] In Santa's car. Yeah, just point to just point just point to a fucking Nissan. Yeah, pussy for Santa
[00:07:24] Point to a Nissan Maxima. We're out here getting Santa's penis wet
[00:07:28] You can have sex with me or you can donate money to go towards a high class
[00:07:36] Escort because I won't be fucking some street. Santa doesn't get bad pussy
[00:07:41] How about like just like a junkyard and there's an old guy with like white hair and a white beard and he's carrying like a girl
[00:07:46] That's covered in like bug bites. Mm-hmm like a raggedy and dressed and she's got dirt all over her face
[00:07:52] Yeah, and he's walking through all the garbage and he looks at the camera. He's like hi
[00:08:00] These kids need some other fucking pussy
[00:08:02] And the Christian getting pussy network. Yep for the cost
[00:08:06] Of one pussy a month and one American pussy a month you can buy these kids
[00:08:12] So would he be carrying some junkyard pussy? So the girl he's carrying she needs pussy
[00:08:18] She needs pussy. He's taking her to get pussy. Yeah, he's taking her to get pussy
[00:08:22] That's awesome and it ends with with him like walking out of the junkyard and then we see that this is just a set
[00:08:29] And he's actually in Hollywood. He's on the sound stage on the sunset strip buying a prostitute for the
[00:08:36] Junk yard kid and she eats she eats the prostitutes pussy
[00:08:53] I would be really pissed if I wanted pussy and I got semen
[00:09:00] I would be checking the mailbox every day. I would be freaking
[00:09:04] Miffed. Yeah, if I had to eat come instead of have sex with a woman. Yeah, that would that would freakin piss me off too brother
[00:09:11] Thanks, man. I'm glad we're on the same page here
[00:09:14] You know it's like statistically almost if you make it to like 35 years old if you've been going to restaurants your whole life
[00:09:21] Almost a 100% chance you've eaten bust nice because that's uh a lot of people think that it's nobody's doing that in restaurants
[00:09:30] But every restaurant I worked every single one every single one
[00:09:34] But there's always somebody nodding in the food. Yeah, it was me. Yeah
[00:09:37] Yeah, I bet you the percentages are nice. Mm-hmm
[00:09:44] Do you think you've eaten somebody's pews that I bet you you have Adam people don't
[00:09:48] Yeah, I will be poisoned. You know, it's weird to know the way you're gonna die
[00:09:56] Actually, there are two possibilities. Yeah, but I know that it will be one of two. What is it? One will be a poisoning
[00:10:03] Mm-hmm from someone I don't even really know that well, right, you know someone that I've pissed off
[00:10:09] So badly and I don't even you're not even aware. I'm not even aware of it. Maybe our enemies to the red scare
[00:10:15] Oh, yeah, maybe that could be that. I know we'll poison you
[00:10:20] Know I'd be like Adam. I have some cool clothes for you to wear that we both
[00:10:27] Adam except the shirts my shirt because of my tits. I thought I'd extend an olive branch and put our pants we can share
[00:10:33] Yeah, and I'll give you the you can dress like a 1920s lesbian
[00:10:40] Like little do you know the buttons like fucking the poison clothes classic the classic poison
[00:10:48] The other way will be you can both look like fucking Howard Hughes's friends
[00:10:51] Yeah, here hold it now put the golf club on your shoulder. That's right. That's how you activate the poison
[00:10:59] I want to rewatch the aviator only so it was well. You're not allowed to okay. Sorry. I'll
[00:11:05] You have to go to the hospital for your medicine. Yeah, uh-huh
[00:11:09] Um the second possibility will be I'll have a sneezing fit during while driving
[00:11:15] And I'll just slam into a wall interesting, but it'll be one of two. It'll either be anti-catching poisoning
[00:11:28] You're as a funny move is like being in public and saying cheese while taking a selfie. That's very funny. Yeah
[00:11:43] I'm new. I'm you to selfies. I'm new to a whole
[00:11:47] Uh what what were you were texting about yesterday? Now? That's a good idea. Yeah a guy
[00:11:53] A guy having sex that as soon as he comes lay out the scenario
[00:11:59] Why was just listening to back country? Yeah, imagine a guy just busting immediately plays a
[00:12:04] Put some puts on back country on this phone. You're listening to your
[00:12:10] That playlist was never finalize. There's only three songs on it. Uh-huh. That country and what else I forget probably like trapped
[00:12:25] I am crawling in your ass looking for some seam
[00:12:35] Well, basically uh the idea behind that song is I was thinking about like a really fucked up magic school bus
[00:12:48] Yeah, well, they don't do a rape kit miss frizzle makes the school bus tiny and the kids drive into Carlos's ass to find
[00:12:53] The semen from his rapist to give to the police officer. I had to do an investigation. They cover the school bus with cotton
[00:13:03] Shrinks down goes into Carlos's ass while he's asleep
[00:13:06] And then while he's in while they're in there and miss rizzles like look kids. That's the HIV virus
[00:13:13] Oh no and uh and it's killing Carlos or whatever and then uh the nerd
[00:13:19] What's his name arthur? Yeah, yeah, Adam. He is now Adam. He's like uh
[00:13:26] He's like what's this button do and miss frizzle's like don't press that button it turns off the magic
[00:13:32] And he presses it and the bus becomes full size and in his uh in
[00:13:36] Carlos please Carlos up and it's fucking yeah
[00:13:42] Completely open to decide well his whole body use it to the size of a
[00:13:46] No, the sad truth is that the rest of him is fine his ass is just tort torrent and Carlos is I
[00:14:00] And then that's that was sort of the idea behind the song crawl right crawling dark crawling in the door
[00:14:11] Uh, there's a guy that we used to call huba sta
[00:14:14] Like a greek church camp. Why'd you call him that because he smelled now? He was good at singing huba sta
[00:14:24] Wow, that's a great kind of look like the guy and he would fuck it. He was shy, but he would
[00:14:30] Crush singing huba sta just outside and we'd be like hell yeah huba sta
[00:14:37] Everyone's playing basketball huba sta it's just fucking crushing the some acapella versions
[00:14:44] Yep, and they're like I'm crawling in the dark. Why don't you show me the money?
[00:14:53] Yep, yeah, I'm calling in the dark somebody suck that baby stick
[00:14:58] Yeah, hey to snake and the reason is my agent Tom Cruise. That's right. I found a reason to be straight
[00:15:15] I don't I can't think of it. No, I didn't I'm getting the snake song and the reason is I love the taste
[00:15:23] That's got a dance like those years were such dog shit. There's really just those two the reason and then crawling oh wait
[00:15:32] Now now I'm thinking of Lincoln parks crawling. Yeah, that song's good
[00:15:48] RIP Chester RIP Chester Mike Shinota is holding it down for you. I have it on good if you're on earth
[00:15:54] No, it actually killed him. No way dude. Don't put that out on the virus
[00:16:00] You fucking samurai sliced them up. Oh man
[00:16:04] Not a day goes by where I don't think about Chester and Bradley from sublime
[00:16:10] Now Bradley I don't think about anymore. Oh, he's healed, but Chester. It's it's still so fresh
[00:16:16] No, Bradley is still hurts ever since he died in 1994
[00:16:23] Dude, I used to absolutely rock with sublime
[00:16:27] Dude, I remember like do you remember like wanting to be a stoner like before you of course ever got high
[00:16:34] There was like an older kid at camp and in retrospect
[00:16:37] It's one of the gayest things anyone's ever said literally half-baked is probably the reason I
[00:16:42] Yeah, yeah, of course. It seems so cool. Yeah, but he was doing the voice before you've ever smoked weed
[00:16:56] Cool oh my god. Yeah, that would be so John Stewart's parts
[00:17:03] I literally knew that I would recite that before I saw half baked
[00:17:14] But the older kid was like dude you gotta start smoking weed and when you do you gotta put on a little sublon
[00:17:20] And I thought that was the coolest thing anyone's ever said. Oh, yeah. Yeah, do you guys kiss after that? No, I remember
[00:17:26] I was like that kid like they kissed. Yeah, we kissed be honest. They made a movie called smoke me by your weed
[00:17:33] It's looking by your army hammer plays. Yeah
[00:17:37] The older gay man that teaches the younger
[00:17:43] He penetrates the Santa's they've got an apple that he shows him out of turn into a pipe and they puts his cock and
[00:17:51] Because they both have oh, yeah, I was Jewish dick's by the yeah
[00:17:55] That fits in the middle of an apple. Yeah, smoke me by your weed. Yeah
[00:18:07] Honestly of that movie and the dads like you don't have any idea how jealous I am
[00:18:21] Damn it is perfect in that regard. Yeah
[00:18:26] Part of we have an argument wasn't I the only one who said that he's gay now? I just didn't participate in the conversation
[00:18:33] My father well, you're dad. Yes, but also the dad and call me by your name. Oh, yeah
[00:18:38] He is gay you find out at the end of the movie. I feel like I was the only one who's arguing that
[00:18:43] Were we arguing about calling me maybe I was arguing with eldest. I think it doesn't matter whether he's gay or not
[00:18:50] The point is that he doesn't love his wife. That's true. That's what we can all agree
[00:18:54] But it's not all women are always gay to not love your wife. So yes, it is
[00:18:59] And that's yeah a nice wife home. Oh, yeah
[00:19:03] That's what I love saying the the moral of the story is you can either choose
[00:19:10] To or be a bitch who doesn't love his wife or be a cool guy that gets pussy on the side
[00:19:14] His more his dad's moral failing was not not coming out of the closet of living as himself
[00:19:19] But it was it was not cheating on his wife who gets boy boy pussy on the side does she?
[00:19:29] What about instead of Gary Busey, it's Gary Busey Gary Busey. Yeah, yeah
[00:19:35] Okay, you know how cool the movie call me by your name would be if it was if instead of army
[00:19:39] Army Hammer it was a lady with big ass tits sucking off with like a regular yeah an older hot chick awesome. Yeah
[00:19:46] What is it army hammer was Harley army? Who's that? Oh the army guy?
[00:20:00] The only thing that comes from Texas and steers and queers thank God you're not a steer look at it all covered in shit
[00:20:08] Oh, that would be awesome. Yeah, just pounding your ass viciously. Mm-hmm army style
[00:20:18] See I would worry about the aftercare with early army would he could we cuddle the way army hammer did
[00:20:31] They have sex they have sex he's wrong. I'm Steven would have cool bad to be that is an awesome guy
[00:20:37] Just be it you're just so what you are that they just like all right you get to be you and move
[00:20:41] Yes, well, I mean cuz it's like yeah, I'd a friend girl
[00:20:45] I had a friend growing up that that whole call that like just knew he was gonna be in the military like just knew like he was
[00:20:52] When we were very young he was like I'm gonna be marine right and then he was a marine then he got blown up now
[00:21:02] Limbs yeah, he would yeah, I mean yeah, it was like I think he was in a car
[00:21:06] There'd be like a g-person. I mean he didn't lose any
[00:21:10] But I know he had spent time in Walter Reed and he took his like GI bill or whatever to like airplane fixing school
[00:21:17] lives in the Pacific Northwest doing okay, but
[00:21:21] He yeah, I mean it was just like all he ever wanted and he'll like I mean he took clearly like modeled his personality off
[00:21:31] Yeah, so I guess I kind of like project that on to our leer me himself, right?
[00:21:35] But the idea of a guy that's just like I'm just gonna scream and this is gonna be me from our entire life
[00:21:40] Right, you know, it's like that's perfect. That's beautiful. Yeah, you know just yeah
[00:21:45] Just one gear one note. Yeah, just crush it though. They did a great and then he became famous for right right right?
[00:21:51] You know was he was he was actually in the army. Yeah, he was a marine horror drill
[00:21:56] He's exactly what he's played every time it wasn't surprise
[00:22:00] I think to me if he just wasn't in the army at all
[00:22:03] I don't know if it was like how it went down
[00:22:06] But I you know remember reading that like they needed him as like a consultant on full-length
[00:22:11] It's not like the Kubrick was just like you just do it. You're perfect. Yeah
[00:22:17] That's what happened to me about a movie what happened to Adam in a movie called smokey by they brought me on a gay
[00:22:28] Jewish people gay guy to explain how sucking dick works
[00:22:31] We know how like Holly. Can you just do it? Yeah, Hollywood. They have a lot of problems getting gay right in movies
[00:22:38] Yeah, so they have to bring in extra consultants. Absolutely. Yeah, that's a you know that
[00:22:43] Harrison Ford was actually discovered because he was sucking dick on the set of Star Wars
[00:22:48] Yep, he was hired as a cock sucker as a fluffer and they
[00:22:53] Which they needed for because they had to have it seemed they got ultimately cut out
[00:22:58] Well a lot of the puppets were very complex and it required not only the use of your mouth hands arms and legs
[00:23:04] But also your penis and be hard and yeah and Frank Oz was like you know to make Yoda work because he's already doing
[00:23:11] Job and fucking chewy his arms and legs. Yep. He would need a guy and they shot all those at the same time
[00:23:19] You don't know this but he was a very low budget
[00:23:22] They were shooting three scenes at once with one guy playing all three scenes where R2 D2 and Yoda would have to be having a
[00:23:31] Lando and so they would have a Frank Oz is one of his foot feet would be in blackface
[00:23:39] Mom was Yoda and yeah, and then they would in the middle of it all they would have to have
[00:23:44] Chewbacca and so they would have to someone have to suck his cock to keep his dick hard
[00:23:49] Mm-hmm, and that's Harrison. That was Harrison. That was Harrison for job. He might have been a carpenter
[00:23:54] I may be well, you know that was it it was I think it was he was sucking Frank Oz's dick
[00:23:58] So that he could perform to a Yoda. He was a blue-collar style rent boy. Yeah, yeah
[00:24:03] And he would do whatever you wanted sometimes it was carpentry. Sometimes it was getting your dick hard. Uh-huh
[00:24:09] That's actually where Adam Corolla got it start
[00:24:12] He was a lot of people don't know this but he had this suck Jimmy Kimmel's dick
[00:24:15] That's right to keep Jimmy Kimmel hard so that Jimmy Kimmel could play our
[00:24:22] With his arm while his he would also be his famous Carl Malone meets Chewbacca
[00:24:28] And R2G2 sketch. Yeah, that's right and which really crazies that if they met while he was on radio
[00:24:36] Yeah, I love line. Yeah, but that's how he got into character. Yeah, he was he was it had to still work visually. Yeah, he was
[00:24:49] So true it is so motherfucking true actually
[00:24:57] You guys probably could have guessed but the three of us right now. We have DNC fever. Oh, yeah
[00:25:03] I can't get enough of it personally. I didn't pay attention. So we're not gonna talk about it. Okay
[00:25:08] I haven't watched the single I just want to say shut up to Colin Colin Powell Colin Powell
[00:25:14] For being the DNC speaker you know what I call him. What's that? You don't know
[00:25:27] Yeah, I call him war machine from Ironman cool. That's awesome. That's pretty cool. You give it up to cool and black Ironman
[00:25:34] He was black Ironman. Isn't that the story?
[00:25:37] It's like fucking Ironman makes a suit and he was like now to make a shittier version for give the old they used
[00:25:48] Yeah, it's like an actual combat experience. Yeah, I'm just a rich prick. Come on man
[00:25:55] Come on man. You got to give me a better suit than this. I mean let me get one that makes my dick bag of man
[00:26:04] Terrence for Terrence getting owned and them just giving the role to don't cheat over no reason I
[00:26:10] Love she little man. Yeah, he's cool. He's so cool. I
[00:26:18] What do you call it with J Lo it's funny cuz he's in a hotel Rwanda?
[00:26:21] Yeah, and it's okay for them to ask him to do like an African accent, but imagine you make a movie with like
[00:26:29] I'm trying to think of who's like the leading Chinese actors or Asian actor right?
[00:26:34] Jackie Chan yeah, but Jackie Chan already
[00:26:37] Oh, he talks it that the guy from like a regular fresh off the boat that I guess there aren't any yeah
[00:26:44] There's a bunch of there's a bunch of like Korean actors. I feel like
[00:26:48] Whether you call it chow you on fat. No man
[00:26:51] There's a handsome they just announced there's a guy who played Korean gym on the office for one gag
[00:26:57] I guess there's like the big the biggest Asian and Eugene Park is that his name the biggest Asian stars
[00:27:02] They're like people that were already famous in Asia and then they came over here. Yeah, cuz you're trying to make that international bank money
[00:27:09] But it would be funny if you had like an Asian actor that speaks perfect English because he's from Chicago
[00:27:15] Yeah, they're like yeah, this is this movie's called hotel China
[00:27:24] You have can you is there any way that you could make your voice
[00:27:29] Don't know why I said Eugene Park Randall interesting name for a Chinese guy. He's Korean
[00:27:36] Even fluent English and better grew up here. He's exactly the guy you were talking about just now
[00:27:48] There's no way Randall is his Korean name. Well, they do that with me with Furio from the surprise from Jersey
[00:27:55] Yeah, he's America apparently they auditioned people in Italy and no one got it because they're so bad at acting
[00:28:01] They were too busy trying to have sex with the female casting directors. That's true. Can I see you push a place?
[00:28:07] I don't want to do the audition. I want to make a love to you. You have a be on your head
[00:28:12] You have a be on you hat. No, you know, I've been let if you guys been listening to talking sopranos. It's good
[00:28:18] I listened to like a little bit of the first episode. I love it because it's my friends and
[00:28:25] Hear anything about the sopranos. I'll just close my eyes and listen going to my own head
[00:28:31] They said that apparently Jerry still are we're supposed to play hash really, but he dropped out
[00:28:37] Wouldn't that have been awesome. That would have been really cool. And that's the kind of tidbits you're missing by not listening
[00:28:41] I love tidbits Jason Alexander was supposed to play Tony
[00:28:45] Really they have a similar vibe could you imagine how bad that show would be if all the characters are Jewish
[00:28:57] Tony is the only guy that's not in therapy
[00:29:02] He's like yeah, I'm trying out a drinking I'm trying out getting pussy. I've been trying
[00:29:06] I've been trying to get I've been trying to commit crimes on the side way to make myself feel better
[00:29:14] It's really just all come trying having confidence
[00:29:19] The other Jews are like something's wrong with more things or something's he's we have to kick him out of the law firm
[00:29:27] He's not allowed to be in part of the child the pedophile ring
[00:29:36] This thing's not allowed to be a producer anymore. Yeah, we're gonna be making spy kids for without him
[00:29:43] How about this this thing of ours this thing
[00:29:58] That is the only that's my go-to sting song
[00:30:03] That shit took over Greek I was there the summer it was a hit it's blasting everywhere in Greece dude. I'm like 13
[00:30:10] Everybody's blaring desert rose and it's fucking awesome. I remember seeing it on SNL
[00:30:19] The desert rose. Yeah, well he was a musical guest. Yeah. Oh cool. Yeah, he got like what did you think what possibly else
[00:30:28] Could I thought that they did a sketch where they're like?
[00:30:31] About sting maybe the joke is that he doesn't bust because that's his thing is that he likes tantric sex for hours and not busting
[00:30:40] Could not be me SNL so fucking lame dude. Are they even coming back? What do they do?
[00:30:45] I don't know. They're gonna do you I'll tell you what it doesn't do is it doesn't get my dick on
[00:30:50] What do you do about that? I don't know you know what in fact I'm gonna go piss. Well, maybe you
[00:31:00] Yeah, I hate when my dick doesn't get hard when I watch SNL
[00:31:03] It's just in case you know if there's a what oh, I thought you were gonna give us a copy. No
[00:31:10] There's no copy. I don't have my phone with me. Of course you don't
[00:31:14] One of the basic tools of the trade podcast missing no I was trying to know what you're a concert on your phone every other episode
[00:31:24] It's not here. No, I was trying to not have a site. It's very listen. It's very funny. Anyways, the promo code is come town in case
[00:31:30] I'm not probably back. I just got a picture. Okay, so go ahead. I just set up my phone
[00:31:34] So I actually can't sign into my google
[00:31:37] But listen here's the thing about talking about a new phone. It's the same one
[00:31:41] I just they're apparently they're coming out with new ones my screens all fucked up
[00:31:44] I have insurance so they just gave me the same one. Oh, so I'm just gonna wait until the new ones come out
[00:31:50] Yeah, yeah, hopefully for cameras this time. I might try to get rid of the smartphone if I can but I don't go to a flip
[00:31:56] Yeah, well once we quit the show. We'll just all get flip phones getting little cabins never get on Twitter ever again zero
[00:32:06] Okay, Nick's gonna be pissing out of his soft little dick
[00:32:10] But if you want to be a man and piss out of a hard big dick
[00:32:13] Yeah, what you need to use is a blue motherfucking chew if you're a guy like us
[00:32:17] You like to piss hard dude. I love pissing hard the stream is you don't know it's uncontrollable in fact
[00:32:23] It's like a fire hydrant the alpha move is to fuck soft and pis hard. Yeah, so don't take blue chew before you fuck
[00:32:31] Slather your little fucking wet fucking soft cop into a pussy the girls like what the fuck's going on here?
[00:32:39] You're like shut the fuck up bitch. I'm soft right now and you're loving it, aren't you?
[00:32:43] And you're like I guess and then as soon as soon as you're done
[00:32:47] As soon as you bust as soon as she comes which will be from your softness which will be almost instantly because she feels
[00:32:55] What an alpha you are right how much you're about to go and you're like the whole time
[00:32:59] You're fucking rubbing your little nub and pussy
[00:33:01] You're like I'm about to go piss hard you fucking bitch cuz as we don't even get the heart dick
[00:33:06] I enjoy my heart dick. Exactly and so being domed so hard like that. She fucking bust loads
[00:33:12] All over your right the female orgasm as we all know is not a physical thing. It's an emotional thing emotional
[00:33:20] And you have to treat her poorly so she'll get a violent to her pussy exactly
[00:33:25] So she'll get off emotionally to your soft dick. Yeah, then immediately afterwards pop a blue chew pop pop a blue chew
[00:33:32] Bring her into the bathroom tell her to lay on the bathroom in the tub
[00:33:36] I heard Trey songs does this really in between sex sessions
[00:33:40] He'll tell the girl to go to the bathroom lay in the tub play with her pussy and then he'll piss on their face
[00:33:47] It was all over black Twitter today. I didn't realize that this is the
[00:33:52] This is the black Twitter minute from coming Adam Friedland
[00:33:56] Hip-hop so you're not talking about the
[00:33:58] No, we're talking about it. We're saying you should piss you fucking you fuck off and you piss hard
[00:34:03] We're saying that a real true alpha gets his dick hard and then pisses on a woman
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[00:34:44] We're wearing big long acrylic nails. Yes, and it's not just the workers
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[00:34:53] The workers are white men that are wearing gimp outfits
[00:34:57] Yeah, the people that own the company are all black billionaire. Yeah black billionaire
[00:35:02] Have you ever seen if you guys black wall street is exactly they probably went to get went to a time machine went to Tulsa
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[00:35:21] And all the workers are the white guys that were gonna do the terrorism against them
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[00:35:36] A lot of the guys down at the orphanage they take it to make to make the bust for the orphans right
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[00:35:51] being milked like a cow you're being milked like a cow to make food for homeless children and
[00:35:58] You know, I mean it's it's someone say it's sexual exploitation of the man of the man
[00:36:04] But you know your boss is your boss is a black owned woman, right?
[00:36:11] Black woman owns your ball. She's a melanated voice. Okay. Gotcha. She's a melanated character, right? Yeah
[00:36:21] And anyway, you know, you know, you get I thought I thought I thought I'm saying medicine is the regular shit
[00:36:27] How about watermelonated? No, I don't believe so
[00:36:32] Maybe not in the middle of a yeah, no, we gotta get it's the thing is is we're doing these protests to help out water
[00:36:38] Melinated voices, right? I'm gonna double down on no, okay
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[00:37:55] That's why I used to beat off into condoms when I was a kid
[00:38:00] Right to practice for one day. I was gonna have sex with a girl where first time I saw condiment sex said I beat off into it
[00:38:07] And then I didn't use a condom for years. I think I did the exact I've never beaten off into it
[00:38:13] I was like I think when I was like, yeah, the seventh grade 13 health class
[00:38:17] I'd be off into a red colored lifestyles condoms. Yeah, why they was give like banana flavored condoms in health class
[00:38:23] There was shitty ass condom. That's what was left. Yeah
[00:38:28] There's a kid in my school to shoot on a strawberry condom is a bit it's pretty funny. That's funny
[00:38:33] That is pretty funny every guy has performance issues at some point in their life blue tree doc not me though
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[00:38:48] So you'd have to struggle to have a low bed it gets hard, but yeah, I used to have a struggle for hours to get
[00:38:56] The girl would be like do you need a hand? I'm like no. Yeah, I'm not there gay
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[00:39:51] Promo who comes in the company to make sure you don't actually use the promo code
[00:39:55] Make come he's come to make sure it looks like her performance is bad
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[00:40:07] Because it would be funny it would be funny it would be so hilarious and we're back
[00:40:13] And we're back to the regular part of the episode. We're back to having six
[00:40:19] Show me pussy. Please. I give you hundred dollar. I can't wait to have sex in my ass
[00:40:30] What what if every time you just do a show like this and the boy?
[00:40:37] Yes, then oh you bought your commit to it to doing the whole show
[00:40:42] No for years and then yes, but the podcast because people will still listen to or something
[00:40:52] They go from here on to next they never figure out what race what that is. Oh, that's how good to me
[00:41:04] It's not we're holding your eyes like that. It's not funny. I thought we were doing different accents
[00:41:09] Take the tape off your eyes. Yeah, okay. Where'd you get that hat all this is just like last week when you said the n-word
[00:41:17] We had to we had to suspend you for a whole show. We have pretended you were doing something to cover for you
[00:41:22] I went to an intensive therapy this weekend
[00:41:28] We went he went a melanated voice therapist
[00:41:31] And we made her we made him repeat to her exactly I said say exactly what you said on the show
[00:41:38] And that black woman sat there while adam screamed
[00:41:41] We got to get these boop out of and then I think he stopped himself. Yeah call correctly. Yeah, it sounded. Yeah, okay, right?
[00:41:50] Anyway, so um yeah, I was I've learned a lot and then a single tear went down her face
[00:41:56] I can glory right and he was like, can you please say I'm cool?
[00:42:00] Say I'm good. Can you say I'm a good guy?
[00:42:02] Yeah, but I got kicked out of therapy because I thought she was giving me a vibe
[00:42:06] It is very funny. They're now in particular. There's there's a lot of white people that are like
[00:42:13] Just like stupid white people that just desperately want black people to say that they're okay to launder
[00:42:19] They're like they're having like they're having like a religious experience with black people
[00:42:27] Like just so pathetic. There's this like you've clearly never spoken to a black person
[00:42:31] Yeah in like a regular way ever in your life. Yeah, and now you're like, yes, you're the best
[00:42:40] Me and my well me and my friends and it's like just a selfie with three black people they met four months ago. Yeah, yeah
[00:42:47] No, there's this I don't know what it's maybe on instagram people have like reposted it on on the on the feed
[00:42:54] But this girl like interviews white women and asked them who famous black people are
[00:42:59] And it's just the most uncomfortable shit in the world. Do you know what i'm talking about?
[00:43:04] Are you talking about the z-way show z-way? Yeah, yeah, that's what yeah, I think they try and catch someone being racist
[00:43:11] Yeah, but I don't get what it is that you she gives them a quiz on I haven't seen the show. I just
[00:43:17] I see sometimes it gets reposted. Yeah, it just seems to me like
[00:43:22] Knowing who black people are isn't the entire problem. I couldn't tell you yeah, whatever
[00:43:30] Yeah, but then she gets like these girls that are like so
[00:43:33] Um, I think she drinks dumbasses into saying exactly like they want to be publicly humiliated
[00:43:40] And with the I don't know the carrot on the string is that they'll be
[00:43:45] Accepted or freaking I have no idea. I don't know. Okay. Yeah, I don't even really know what i'm talking about
[00:43:50] But it does pop up every once in a while, but
[00:43:53] But I haven't watched it. Well, it's lucky for me that I know who every single one black person is
[00:44:05] Movies you guys seen those no they fucking rockcock. Yeah, they're incredible for real. You'll love them
[00:44:15] I gotta go and they're on the deep and path to hell. I gotta calm down
[00:44:18] I got some stuff I gotta take care of before I can go back to watch movies. I had a nice run there
[00:44:22] But now I'm like you stopped. Yeah. Yeah, I think for me. It's like I'm around them
[00:44:28] I'm just watching basketball day and if basketball's off I'm watching movies
[00:44:32] I have like periods where I just have to get things done
[00:44:36] And then once that's over then I can like recharge
[00:44:40] And go back to either watching or reading
[00:44:47] If I get stuck in like a thing where I can't like it's like I should be working and I can't right
[00:44:52] You know like I get you know you derive no pleasure when you feel like you should be doing something
[00:44:58] Yeah, that's like that's you know, it's like not having because it's not I mean if you have like a day job
[00:45:04] You get that right a second year off the clock. Yeah, then you can go but yeah with this it's like
[00:45:12] Something else it makes you feel like you put effort into something. Yeah
[00:45:18] For example, I'm starting straight to gate conversion
[00:45:23] So I can get some cock. You're starting a gay conversion camp. Go from straight to gay. Yeah
[00:45:33] Pray away the straight. It's weird that the nazis didn't just try to deal with conversion camps
[00:45:39] Oh to make to make them non-year had to have been one guy in the pitch meeting. That's like can we just make them be Christian?
[00:45:44] Well, yeah, we'll dye their hair. Yeah with context. Yeah, at least the ones with big tits
[00:45:50] I don't know if we need to kill them. I mean it seems like a little extreme. They're not gay
[00:46:05] I'm just saying you don't hear the gypsies. You have too much about the Holocaust
[00:46:08] It's because they're too busy tricking people into you know playing playing five-card. Yeah, exactly
[00:46:15] They're too busy hiding a fucking acorn
[00:46:22] You know they they're like still around like in the United States, you know, hi. Oh, there's like a ton of Roma. That's awesome. Yeah
[00:46:30] There it's weird. They're like they're just like red next basically. That's awesome
[00:46:39] That's awesome dude. Yeah, what else do you can you tell us about Roma?
[00:46:49] I haven't seen it. Do you want to do a little book report on the movie? Um some Mexican people
[00:46:57] Uh, they're all in black and white. Yeah, you liked it. Oh, yeah, I thought it was I thought it was great. Why?
[00:47:06] Because I have I have a tenderness for the country of Mexico. No, you don't. Yeah, I do. What would you like about it? Oh, because you had such a show. Yeah, oh, it was really cool
[00:47:20] I thought it was I thought that the scene with the
[00:47:23] The riots was awesome. It had it had a tracking shot that was similar to the one he did in children of men
[00:47:30] Where the the movie sort of yeah the movie sort of explodes and it's like
[00:47:36] Comes out of nowhere. They remind you of when a man's cock explodes in your face. Mm-hmm
[00:47:43] No, it is that what it was it was next question. Okay, okay, so on record
[00:47:47] That's why you liked it because the tracking shot remind you of a guy exploding on your face just to be clear
[00:47:52] Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah, you why don't you el sucko my cockaron
[00:48:06] You're a kuku racha. Well, I don't know about any of that, but I definitely want some chips and sauce
[00:48:12] Now I would love that I would eat a burrito
[00:48:23] Yeah, the jazz play the fucking nuggies
[00:48:26] It's cool having basketball in the middle of the day. I love it so much dude
[00:48:33] I'm back on cannabis. I was selling your guys. Yeah, welcome home. Yeah. I've been getting so fucking high that uh
[00:48:40] I fall asleep like watching the late games
[00:48:43] I didn't get to see the end of that Lakers. I had to wake up to watch the end of the Lakers
[00:48:46] I think you were texting me in your sleep last night
[00:48:49] I literally I would wake up and text you and go back to sleep
[00:48:57] But yeah, it's nice man. I love sports for just tuning out the world
[00:49:02] Yeah, I'm gonna start gambling. The world is hell
[00:49:14] Yeah, I'm fucking gay. I'm fucking gay. I'm secretly gay
[00:49:30] I don't know the rest of that song. Yeah, I wish there was something else that's happened recently to talk about but it's are there any more riots
[00:49:36] Is that gonna? Uh, you got a girl Kamala dude. No. Yeah, got a girl Kamala in the mix. Biden's gonna lose probably. It's gonna be funny
[00:50:01] I'm voting for epic if Ken bone one if somebody does call me by your name where I get to play timothy shallame
[00:50:08] And the army hammers a gay lady with big ass fucking tits
[00:50:12] It'd be funny if that was the movie about like a 17 year old boy that just like
[00:50:17] Gets pussy from some like hot 23 year old. Yeah
[00:50:20] No, it was you'd have to be older. You had been her 30s. Isn't army way older. Yeah, but it's like late 20s in the movie
[00:50:26] He's supposed to be like 24. Yeah, he's like a graduate student. Oh, I I thought he was older
[00:50:33] Yeah, but it would be funny just about family going on vacation and some 14 year old boys just getting like
[00:50:38] It's just choice 27 year old pussy. That would be awesome. That's the kind of movies we need more of enough with this gay shit
[00:50:48] All right, you got that when you got moonlight imagine that movie came out arcade people just be like what was
[00:50:57] The movies called the movies called the awesome kid. Yeah, this kid rocks. It's called blank check
[00:51:07] Gritty reimagining a blank check where he fucks the lady. Yeah, blank pussy check
[00:51:18] There'll be a bit we make the movie blank
[00:51:21] If we make the movie blank check, but it's about a kid that finds a gun
[00:51:24] Yes, and so he just can get whatever he wants. Yeah, because he keeps pointing the gun people he gets a mansion and a butler
[00:51:31] He gets pussy that would be cool because of the gun. Yeah because of the gun interesting
[00:51:36] These girls at her school are like wow just like my dad. Yeah
[00:51:40] Do you have a guy you're pointing a gun at me just like my dad does when he gets pussy. Okay. Wow. Yeah, it continues to turn
[00:51:53] That's pretty interesting. Sorry. Uh mahatma or whatever the fucking dad's name is in lion king. He takes symbol
[00:52:02] Everywhere you see the sun when you look down and you see
[00:52:08] These women being abused by their fathers
[00:52:11] Then later you will abuse them in the same way
[00:52:17] That seems kind of fucked up dad. I don't remember if i'm the guy that says this in the movie or the
[00:52:26] This could be the parrot. I don't think there's a parrot. It's a bad boon. No, there's a fucking parrot dude. Oh zazu
[00:52:36] Is he a parrot? Two can I don't know if he's a parrot? That doesn't make any sense because aren't two cans in like fucking boilies
[00:52:41] Yeah, I thought there's that's not american. Oh, yeah
[00:52:46] I think you might be confusing zazu and two can sam. I might be it might be the same guy
[00:52:54] Got it one more coffee shut the fuck up
[00:52:58] Shut the fuck up. I'm gonna get my coffee. What's that? No, no damn two breaks and two breaks and one
[00:53:04] I'm the only iron man. I'm cal ripkin. Yeah, I'm not pissing. I'm not drinking coffee
[00:53:09] I'm over here laughing saying what what about if a lady had a big kids about me too can sam
[00:53:17] Follow your nerves directly into the pussy without permission kids are like, I don't know
[00:53:24] Oh, so he's he's an advocate for reason and
[00:53:29] I thought he had gotten raped. Yes, as he's got to be some kind of african bird
[00:53:34] They got parrots in africa. Do they yeah?
[00:53:38] Zazu the lion king. Let's put your nose in a woman's pussy
[00:53:44] Uh, tell us she'll never get on they're both british
[00:53:50] Tell her if she wants to be in rush hour too
[00:53:54] She'll let you put her nose in your nose in a pussy
[00:53:58] Yeah, the fuck most bird cartoons I I see is jewish
[00:54:03] Because of the beak. Yeah, that's racist. Don't be you no well. It's I can be racist, but it is to me
[00:54:09] That's internalized anti-Semitism. Yeah, and while you're getting the coffee we found your journal that said I don't talk about my journal
[00:54:16] I hate black women. Don't come on man. You know it's fucked up
[00:54:21] It's in your just right here in your journal page one chapter one
[00:54:26] Come on. I thought it was weird you put chapter
[00:54:29] Chapter one my dick is small and I hate black
[00:54:32] That's not what Adam Friedland story one day. I'm gonna be a star
[00:54:42] One day everyone's gonna know the Adam Friedland name
[00:54:51] Black women and I'm get pissed when I see a black and I can't wait to hide my secret hatred for black one
[00:54:56] No, come on dude. You know the weird that you've wrote that in the diary and your diary
[00:55:05] 1992 wow wow you're fucking four years old. I was very eloquent for my age
[00:55:16] No, it wasn't about that my family had to leave South Africa where I was a prince because black people demanded too many rights
[00:55:26] That's not what I'm taking out. You know, that's not what I put you know, I don't know. I'm just reading your diary
[00:55:35] Yeah, we're making up my time your journal your diary which one scare diary he's been through diary
[00:55:44] Diary for sure. All right. Okay, folks. I know you've been waiting for we got an answer here
[00:55:49] Zazu is an uptight red build horn bill. That's what I thought
[00:56:04] Consort yeah, well, he's like a concegly area to fucking
[00:56:09] Mufasa and he trains Simbon how to be a king so the baboons like a priest yeah
[00:56:16] They should do a lion king where where Mufasa has to go to therapy
[00:56:19] Uh-huh and then there's a lioness. He's like what part of Africa are you from?
[00:56:27] Yeah, what part of the she's like I'm not a battalion
[00:56:32] He's like that's that's a part of Africa
[00:56:41] Fuck I'm blanking on the name. I get this fucking brother
[00:56:57] He's running around with all these hyenas. She's trying to take over the fucking the desert
[00:57:02] One of the hyenas is whoopi Goldberg. It's a fucking desert now. It's not how it used to be
[00:57:13] The bizzards ain't the same. I can't have a diversify. I came in at the end of this thing
[00:57:22] Oh fuck dude. I love that movie as a child. Of course. It's a classic and then you found out that they were supposed to know come on dude
[00:57:30] And then you said your deer diary. I don't like this betrayed
[00:57:34] I don't like this besmirching of my of my good name
[00:57:38] Mm. Interesting of my name, which is completely unimpachable and
[00:57:50] Uh, I think do you think I do you guys ever had athlete's foot?
[00:57:57] Yeah, I've been wearing my shoes a lot and now my feet itch
[00:58:01] No in the house. It's some tough act and ten acting. I'm about to go right there. Bam. That's right. John madam
[00:58:20] I won't take a plane anywhere ten acting you spray it on your cock and then your guy
[00:58:24] Yeah, I heard the reason he would stay he wouldn't do planes because you can't get sex on
[00:58:31] Thing about my boss is you get on the bus and you have a sec
[00:58:41] Him and Pat's got a little marker out the thing I love about your penises
[00:58:45] You got your balls right here and then the penis comes up this way this part the arrow. That's where it's going into my mouth
[00:58:57] So guys come guys be his thing. Boom. You got your balls right there
[00:59:03] Got two you got a ball here on the left side ball on the right shot left right angle a little bit lower than the other one
[00:59:11] You get this back and forth action that pulls the skin and the balls go up and down
[00:59:24] Is he alive? Yeah, he is he's alive and he's like fucking he's only like 72 years old
[00:59:32] You know, I don't I feel like he's one of those guys where it's like I don't remember him dying
[00:59:37] But there's no way he's so what you think so now he's so what no 84 years old
[00:59:47] Well, cuz you know, it's like Irish people look like they're about to die when they're like 37
[00:59:51] That's true. Yeah, he looked like he was 80 when he was coach of the Raiders in the 70s
[01:00:00] Is Pat some also alive? No, he's gotta be dead
[01:00:08] You fuck me in my ass. Oh, he died in 2013 damn
[01:00:14] The thing I love about having my nipples removed and placed our on my chest
[01:00:24] It's in the in the breast enlargement videos. I've watched
[01:00:29] Those are the youtube comments on them are all like muslim kids from countries. We're not allowed to look at porn
[01:00:35] So they're like such a beautiful Saturday. Thank you
[01:00:39] Yes, the one thing that gets through the filter. Yeah
[01:00:44] presentations. Yeah, she has such beautiful breasts
[01:00:49] I've seen a couple of those I could probably
[01:00:53] You got my asshole here that opens up and then the cock goes in there and they call that a
[01:01:07] Oh, well he got like that. He's gonna hold on. It was not until the very end
[01:01:16] This is offering play-by-play commentary
[01:01:21] Yeah, they're gonna have to reach back tickles nipples. I'm just doing my fucking uh, rip tour. They're very
[01:01:35] You get fucked in your mouth and your laugh so hard to come comes out of your nose ends up back on the balls
[01:01:43] And they call that blown out the birthday cake
[01:01:45] I call that they call that move the birthday wish
[01:01:55] Of course you can't tell anybody about the wish or woke up. Sure. I woke up true. Keep it to yourself
[01:02:00] That's one of my wishes pat. I'll tell you is that I I get hemmed up on a bullshit charge and I get violently raped by a prison guy
[01:02:12] Some simple to take advantage of get me drunk off bathroom wine
[01:02:19] Fuck me to death and a makeshift cover black
[01:02:22] So that's wonderful job. How do they make wine in the in the in the toilet? I think shit just ferments
[01:02:32] No, you don't shit. What are you talking about? You don't shit in it
[01:02:35] You take stuff and you leave it in the toilet. You clean it out. They get grapes or something
[01:02:39] I don't know. I guess maybe grape juice. Uh-huh. I actually don't know how they do it
[01:02:52] I agree pretty cool. It probably tastes really good. Yeah
[01:02:57] We can start like uh sponsoring parties, but toilet wine starts sponsoring parties
[01:03:02] We do like the picture in front of the wall
[01:03:04] Where it says toilet wine in the background get some celebrity influencers
[01:03:12] Yeah, do you have a party here? Let's have an illegal covid party
[01:03:18] You didn't have a party here that one time was pretty fun
[01:03:24] Here yeah, maybe years ago. Yeah, probably when I moved in or something. Yeah, it might even be literally the housewarming. Yeah
[01:03:32] But it was fun. Those are different days
[01:03:34] I was thinking about had one have a big ass party and then I was like, oh wait, you can't your crib knows grave for parties
[01:03:44] The living space is huge though humongous, but I'm getting tired of it. My fucking landlord put the place up for sale
[01:03:51] The building or building. Oh wow. So I might have to get a new spot. You might be getting squeezed out
[01:03:57] Yeah, and I'll make him squeeze something. I'll tell you that much. Oh, he better squeeze. All right, you know, I'm talking about
[01:04:06] That would be nice. Well, tell you what if you want to squeeze into a t-shirt
[01:04:10] You can go to cum.town and buy a t-shirt from the show. That's right or stopping dot biz for that matter
[01:04:17] But they're different they aren't different those aren't those aren't those aren't options as far as typing in
[01:04:23] Different URLs and landing at the same spot cum.town
[01:04:26] This is different operations. It's absolutely different operation. Uh-huh in the stop rush shirts. Mm-hmm
[01:04:35] The important thing is that you do go to those two. Yeah
[01:04:39] And never a third one if it ever starts and I'll tell you what folks. That's how you know the show's over
[01:04:48] We finished that plug there. We plugged our t-shirt businesses
[01:04:52] Hey, think about punches you want to hear exactly if we're one in the middle of the show or you put another one in the end
[01:05:01] Yeah, well, it's kind of like getting your your asshole plugged up
[01:05:09] That's interesting to think about john. I guess I didn't really
[01:05:14] I didn't think about it. I think summer always drunk a lot of the time people say yeah, I think so too. Pretty cool
[01:05:22] Primarily drunk profession sports announcing yeah for all of history until recently. This should be a drunk profession
[01:05:29] That's true. That would be cool if we started getting drunk. It would be great if yet and then just have no recollect really not remember
[01:05:35] What about the show start spilling some real tea? Yeah, I'm surprised that comic hasn't tried that yet. They're like you're listening to blackout podcast
[01:05:44] Just killing himself. Yeah, I've been doing mics for
[01:05:51] I had I started headlining things are going pretty good. COVID hit and now
[01:05:57] Now, uh, you know, I'm just gonna get I did premium blend
[01:06:02] But since then I've mostly just been working at a panera bread
[01:06:09] But that all changes now it has to be a real thing is the blackout podcast
[01:06:14] And today we're talking about George Floyd and I got some ideas
[01:06:20] On how we're gonna fix this thing and we're taking a look at this issue from both sides
[01:06:27] That are because it's comedians at sardom and it's like
[01:06:31] You're the because well comedians the least health care people. Yeah, yeah, all time right exactly
[01:06:36] It's like why the fuck would anyone listen it would be very funny if you lost literally just 10 pounds and then we're like
[01:06:44] Need help dieting making lifestyle changes your guy. Yeah, right?
[01:06:50] Not an appetizer and an entree every time from seems you don't have to eat the fortune cookie just get a second entree
[01:06:56] And the fortune is that you will die. Uh-huh. Uh, good night. Bye