[00:00:00] Now we're starting from now we're starting Adam. So

[00:00:03] You're being docked to your pay for this break. I wonder what kind of what he's gonna do in the bathroom

[00:00:10] Probably look at the look at pictures of guys on his phone. Let's I guess he left his phone here. Let's see

[00:00:15] Whoa look at his own favorites. Yeah

[00:00:18] Look at his all his what the hell I'm gonna I'm typing in codes until this phone erases

[00:00:26] You're just gonna lock him out forever

[00:00:28] No, it's iPhone is disabled

[00:00:31] Try again in a minute. Good luck looking at your phone now. Hopefully Adam gets here in a minute or else

[00:00:36] We'll do it again. Yeah for a minute. I did that to George. He's you're watching jackass

[00:00:45] I guess that's him. This is press buttons on a fair until the fair didn't go work

[00:00:51] We're here. We got a pulse phone. We got April's phone. It's it's 3 30 a.m

[00:00:58] And April's about to get up for work. She's a nurse

[00:01:02] It has to drive in New York to take care of her target kids who could

[00:01:06] And we're working on press buttons on her phone until she gets a new car accident

[00:01:14] Driving in a hospital

[00:01:16] We're pressing the emergency button. Oh, not more

[00:01:26] So they get in trouble yeah, my name is Adam Marzier and I'm a faggot

[00:01:32] Yeah, I just told the police I'm gay

[00:01:36] Yeah, this is this is jackass and this is called the police on Adam's phone and tell them

[00:01:42] He's got a guy who owns his phone is getting we're calling the police. So I'm not a pretty guy

[00:01:49] Bow wow

[00:01:51] Here he comes

[00:01:55] Oh, we did the police tell him stop tell him what we did we didn't do nothing we didn't do anything

[00:02:03] Nothing happened if the police come and arrest you for being gay. That's because they had an investigation going. I saw

[00:02:10] I thought that was a magnifying glass, but it's a router

[00:02:14] It's a router for the computer. Oh my bad. I thought it was a magnifying glass. I was gonna look at your dick

[00:02:22] This is it's 5 a.m. We're looking to Phil's dick

[00:02:29] This is just gonna look at his dick. Oh, pay a marshar. This is looking Phil's penis. Look at my own father's penis

[00:02:36] This is looking for Phil's penis while he's asleep

[00:02:47] It's a night vision

[00:02:58] Bam, what are y'all doing over there?

[00:03:00] Come on, bam stop taking a peek at my day. Come on, don't don't pink don't pink at my day

[00:03:08] Don't pink at it. Why are you pinking at my day when I'm trying to swamp?

[00:03:16] Dude Phil Phil you loosely look exactly like BAM. Yeah, he just gained 20 pounds every young Phil

[00:03:23] Young Phil looked exactly this mmm. And Phil and BAM was about to look like it's gonna be funny when old star

[00:03:30] Verse looks like ironic stop verse that dude absolute first of all there is no ironic. I've transcended that yeah

[00:03:35] Yeah, I'm all I'm one in the same brother. Yeah, you live in New York long enough and then and you just you become

[00:03:41] Yes, same people are like oh, will you like a New York hipster?

[00:03:44] It's like no you guys we'd come up with it. Yep. Uh-huh. You pretend to be a in 10 years be gay by when you're bald with a gun

[00:03:51] Yeah, dude. Absolutely. Uh-huh. Oh this look is gonna sweep the nation. Yeah. Yeah, you're you're at the vanguard of a new

[00:03:58] I'm not even joking. I guarantee you I am the wide goatee wide goatee hair like Frasier

[00:04:05] I've given myself a sling blade haircut

[00:04:08] Go and sling blade haircut and mesh trucker. Love it. Nick is oh hell yeah

[00:04:14] prison look mm-hmm

[00:04:16] It's time to bring back Von Dutch von dutch von dutch. It's time to bring back the stuff that was popular. We first started jacking off

[00:04:29] Everybody's like what the hell is this?

[00:04:33] 2004

[00:04:34] Where who's this showing up to the factory is it Ashton kotruz is Kevin Farron is it?

[00:04:41] Whoa here comes keep

[00:04:43] Which by the way one of the most one of the finesse lords of all time. Yeah, just Kevin federal on

[00:04:50] Getting getting getting top tier triple a pussy in the prom ruining it and then getting fat as hell

[00:05:00] And getting the kids absolutely you know who's honestly the finesse Hall of Famer of all time is Paul George's current

[00:05:07] I believe fiancee

[00:05:08] he

[00:05:09] She he got a pregnant while she was a stripper who was dating

[00:05:14] Doc Ripp Kelly Rivers doc where is now married to Seth who's now married to Seth Curry?

[00:05:18] Yeah

[00:05:19] He got a stripper pregnant offered her a million dollars to have an abortion

[00:05:23] she said no and then and then he sued for custody of the kid she

[00:05:29] Lost and then somehow they ended up having another kid together and now they're dating

[00:05:34] You know fucking did it dude. She they got to retire her fucking heels at the strip club

[00:05:40] You know what she's crazy, but he loves her

[00:05:43] More share it's 3 a.m. And this is reading goosebumps on

[00:05:50] I'm in my bed room. This is getting scared of goosebumps. I'm reading it came from beneath the sink

[00:05:55] I got a flashlights, you know fucking scared. I just learned how to read again. I'm learning how to re-learn

[00:06:06] I'm not a reef I somehow forgot how to read English language

[00:06:11] I spent too much time in Iceland remembering my dead friends

[00:06:16] Too much time learning him

[00:06:18] Yeah, I spent too much time drawing hard to graham

[00:06:25] That's that what's the up to me. He's got to come back on the show. He does

[00:06:29] Become he's thriving. He probably doesn't remember doing the shot. I don't think he does that was so wild

[00:06:35] He was like just gone do you know what he next day? He's entire life fell apart. Yeah

[00:06:43] Slapping that fucking loser his manager

[00:06:45] Never that was so fucking it says so much that he probably doesn't remember and for me it was one of the best days my

[00:06:51] entire life

[00:06:51] I'm telling my children about it was a highlight. It was a high point of my life

[00:06:55] I mean Jean was the high and changed my life. Oh, I just talk about BAM or no, I care, but it was a double

[00:07:02] That's what's so beautiful about it. Wait, can I plus BAM in the same day?

[00:07:06] Can I I care it until I found out shortly after that that he was going to do Brandon Sagalot's podcast also

[00:07:11] No, he wasn't yeah, he was and then he had the meltdown. That's what ruined it. Yep. That's right

[00:07:17] We made him we made him he didn't do sagal assault. It was yeah. Well, he didn't

[00:07:22] We cock blocked him. Sorry. Not that I have a problem. Not that I have a problem. We love sagalot

[00:07:26] But let's be honest, but you know, I mean if he's doing multiple podcasts one day exactly

[00:07:32] Yeah, he's doing if he's doing if we're getting guests that can do sags podcast. Yeah

[00:07:37] What are we fucking couple of facts?

[00:07:43] You always will call call me call us Nick Adam and stop roast faggel. Oh, you might as well call us the fag crew

[00:07:57] Get so many tweets for no reason he's like what

[00:08:00] That's the fan. Yeah, that's how I just want to do a plug real quick gene started a podcast is called straight talk with

[00:08:10] Jean

[00:08:12] He said he was gonna do that for a while. Yeah, so I was saying a couple of guys from the old neighborhood

[00:08:17] It's not just we just talk about Italian stuff. Yeah, he said that to us. No, he said yeah, cuz it's got everything

[00:08:22] It's got a New York

[00:08:24] No, that's a different that's a different thing. That's his reality was just not even way too much

[00:08:30] That was his reality show pitch that evolved Italian or Elvis and so

[00:08:36] Yeah, Jean's doing his he's got Italian fans got New York fans and the Melvis yeah, and I'm over

[00:08:45] What's I'm sorry, can you finish doing his podcast is that eight 30s eight 30 on Monday nights on Facebook live?

[00:08:52] And I don't think that's a podcast but

[00:08:57] He's calling it. Yeah, he he posted the whole thing to Instagram awesome, so he posts like a two-hour

[00:09:04] selfie video

[00:09:06] I

[00:09:08] Some of it, you know the guys got it. He's been an entertainment for long enough

[00:09:14] I miss him

[00:09:16] We gotta have but I told him I told him on Instagram DMS that I would plug it on the show

[00:09:21] Yeah, also bump so everyone get show some love to Jean all love to Jean all love to Jean

[00:09:28] He's he was one of the greatest people I've ever met. Yeah, we're taking a look at James penis

[00:09:35] We got a sneak into his house and we're looking at his penis. We're looking we're stealing his pubes

[00:09:42] from a garbage

[00:09:44] I wrote the Staten Island ferry the other night and went in the bathroom and somebody had just left a

[00:09:50] Pop just all their pew that's awesome

[00:09:56] Before you go get some trim some Staten Island

[00:10:01] Outing getting that Shaolin pussy going out to the islands to get some pussy absolute. I love that

[00:10:07] I love that that fucking rules dude. Have you ever trimmed your hair in public Adam?

[00:10:13] No, I can't say we'll talk about it a little later say at the 20 minute mark, okay?

[00:10:19] Okay, I think that's a great idea

[00:10:23] Sounds good Nick and I on the way here. We saw a

[00:10:27] Very confusing assortment of bumper stickers on a car. What do we got? It was for USMC cress

[00:10:34] Okay, or Marine Corps cress

[00:10:36] What was it Nick the app the free sticker that comes with Apple with your products awesome

[00:10:43] Man is a user of the Apple also experience fuck quick books payments for stealing that's on record

[00:10:50] $1,200. I know that's not a thing that anyone who's listening to the show is gonna use yeah

[00:10:55] Absolutely, but a hard fuck them unless quick book starts making like a and a diet energy drink right

[00:11:02] I think nobody listening to this show if there's if there's a way to harass quick books

[00:11:08] Yes for once do something good. Yeah, fucking trolling. I don't know how

[00:11:13] Are you in one in any capacity but fuck that company who is it quick in?

[00:11:19] Is it it's all company called into it that into it that lobbies the government to keep taxes

[00:11:26] Complicated so they can continue robbing people. Oh boy

[00:11:29] Oh reason taxes are complicated is because they pay book they pay lobbyists so that their software stays relevant

[00:11:36] So you heard yep

[00:11:38] So if you want to do if you want to harass them or you want to do a little Tyler Durden type of situation. Yeah

[00:11:43] You know whatever that you want to start a fight club or whatever, you know, yeah

[00:11:52] If you want to set the world on fire

[00:11:54] That's all it is. Yeah, this is happening. It's a stop whispering. You know, I think about like how

[00:12:00] You know like a teachers get caught for pretending to be black or Afro Latino

[00:12:06] Free Jessica Kruger whatever right but then but there are they're always doing that right?

[00:12:11] It's always like some more professor. That's like on Twitter. It's professor shouldn't have Twitter. I think that's sure

[00:12:17] Yeah, I'm annoying when professor cuz you know what it is

[00:12:20] It's the distillation of professors trying to be cool, right when you're on Twitter

[00:12:25] That's like the fucking e version of like putting a chair. Can I have one of those bananas? Yeah?

[00:12:30] Yeah, yeah for sure it really telegraphs that you're trying to get some 18 year old post here

[00:12:34] But how about a professor that's like he gets out and cuz he's been pretending to be gay

[00:12:39] He's on social media is like I love Karl Marx. Yeah, there's nothing I love more than the thing

[00:12:46] We we need to what we need to do is make sure that straight people

[00:12:49] Don't and then people are like how about this video from of you from five years ago where you're like I tell you

[00:12:55] There's nothing I love more than red lobster

[00:12:59] I get those cheese biscuits and then I pound a lot of things have changed since then. I'm sorry

[00:13:07] You could you could say you late life see this the flaw in your plan you could say late in life. I became gay

[00:13:13] I became gay. I'm gay, okay. Oh, I'm gay

[00:13:20] Hey, I'm sucking up guys

[00:13:24] Second coil guys you can't be sucking off guys, jerry alright. Wait, let me finish the stickers

[00:13:30] Nicolae

[00:13:31] Sorryhat

[00:13:32] endoc0 gas nation stickers

[00:13:34] Now I call it sucko go because I go to the bathroom and I suck off go

[00:13:40] two zombie apocalypse investigation unit stickers.

[00:13:45] Oh, that's pretty cool.

[00:13:47] And New York Yankees and YDCAL.

[00:13:49] Which I'd love for the, yeah,

[00:13:51] I'd love for Aaron Judge to fuck my ass.

[00:13:53] And what kind of guy was it driving the car?

[00:13:55] China.

[00:13:56] Oh no, no, a Mexican flag.

[00:13:58] But instead of the eagle in the middle, it had a menorah.

[00:14:01] Oh, what?

[00:14:02] That one's the best one.

[00:14:03] Italian flag.

[00:14:04] Was it, oh no, it might, yeah, it was Italian.

[00:14:06] Makes a lot more sense.

[00:14:07] There's a lot of intermixing between those two ret

[00:14:32] as the wrong country. Really? Yeah, I knew it.

[00:14:39] You guys mean like, maybe I'll smell a little bit worse.

[00:14:42] Maybe stink a little bit more.

[00:14:44] Just a little bit stinkier.

[00:14:48] Another classic mashup character.

[00:14:51] Oh fuck, I have to send, I have to hit send on an email.

[00:14:54] I'll be right back.

[00:14:55] What is it?

[00:14:56] It's a escape pornography.

[00:14:58] You have to say send me.

[00:15:03] You have to, I mean, the ways, the interesting ways

[00:15:07] FAD people find to be lazy.

[00:15:09] They're like, I'll write the email,

[00:15:11] then I'll take a 15 minute break before clicking send.

[00:15:16] Yeah, that's it.

[00:15:17] I ran out of fingers.

[00:15:19] You're having a typing thing.

[00:15:21] Oh, stop, I do.

[00:15:24] Okay, first of all, no.

[00:15:26] I want to publicly acknowledge I went into piss after you took a shit.

[00:15:29] Goddamn, I love the man.

[00:15:30] My man was such a big ass and a big belly, I got to say.

[00:15:35] Really not much of a smell.

[00:15:38] I appreciate that.

[00:15:39] Yeah.

[00:15:40] It's not like there was any Indian Jewish guy in there.

[00:15:44] It's just cooking dinner.

[00:15:47] By the way, I was not taking a break.

[00:15:50] Yeah, I had to send the file and it takes a while to upload and I forgot.

[00:15:54] Thank you very much.

[00:15:55] Oh, okay.

[00:15:56] You know, how long does it take you guys to upload something that's like a gig?

[00:16:01] Uh, like on Google Drive?

[00:16:04] A while, right?

[00:16:05] I have no idea.

[00:16:06] I don't really pay attention.

[00:16:07] Unless my gig, how much is a bullshit?

[00:16:10] You just see if you can get fires.

[00:16:12] I would love fires.

[00:16:13] I can't get fires to my neighborhood.

[00:16:15] Yeah.

[00:16:16] Now Verizon is like, Verizon, like, I guess, and I don't remember all the details.

[00:16:20] Or any of them, really.

[00:16:21] So, like, you know, because they owned all the phone lines, they had to provide phone service

[00:16:26] everybody.

[00:16:28] And like, they weren't allowed to just discontinue that service, even though it costs them a

[00:16:32] lot of money to keep it going.

[00:16:34] And so they were like, half the time, they're like, well, we'll just take the fines, I guess.

[00:16:39] We'll just cut people off.

[00:16:41] Fuck them.

[00:16:42] They don't get those.

[00:16:43] Fuck these people.

[00:16:44] Fuck poor people.

[00:16:45] Yeah.

[00:16:46] But they made like some kind of deal where if they like promised to roll out fiber to

[00:16:51] a certain amount of, like, it's all in these, because it's like here.

[00:16:56] And then I think in Boston and then D.C. or something, they could cut off phone service

[00:17:02] if they rolled out a certain amount of like fiber optic networks.

[00:17:06] And then they just didn't do it.

[00:17:08] They just cut off the phone service.

[00:17:10] Respect.

[00:17:11] Yeah.

[00:17:12] So wait, so now they aren't doing it or they're not?

[00:17:16] No, they're still like a, there's no home phone service where I live.

[00:17:21] Right.

[00:17:22] And there's only one option for internet.

[00:17:23] Yeah.

[00:17:24] I might move, dude.

[00:17:25] I might say goodbye to this place.

[00:17:27] Yeah.

[00:17:28] You're going to stay in a story?

[00:17:31] I don't know.

[00:17:32] Maybe Greenpoint, maybe Park Slope.

[00:17:34] Park Slope's a nice one.

[00:17:35] Somewhere cute.

[00:17:36] Me and my, I don't pay more share.

[00:17:37] This is house owners and our nice.

[00:17:39] We're talking with a couple.

[00:17:42] I don't think they're okay.

[00:17:44] They're looking for a three to four bedroom.

[00:17:47] It's preferably rancher in the Texas Hill country.

[00:17:51] Oh, I love a ranch house.

[00:17:54] Why?

[00:17:55] Because I like one storey houses.

[00:17:57] You do?

[00:17:58] Yeah.

[00:17:59] I like a big one story.

[00:18:00] I don't know.

[00:18:01] I like more people.

[00:18:02] It appeals to me.

[00:18:03] No, that's too much with the stairs, you know.

[00:18:07] I like to be able to take a segue every one of everywhere I go in my house.

[00:18:12] You want to be able to roll or blade it out?

[00:18:13] I like to have a tech startup kind of vibe at my crib.

[00:18:17] That's awesome, bro.

[00:18:18] Yeah, I like to roll.

[00:18:19] They're playing throughout the house.

[00:18:20] Now, to me, having multiple stories is elegant.

[00:18:23] Oh, boy, it's big news.

[00:18:25] Especially in New York.

[00:18:26] See, all I work if you have multiple stories, you're fucking Matt Damon.

[00:18:29] I just want a big ass garage.

[00:18:32] That's the dream.

[00:18:34] That would be awesome.

[00:18:35] I went to Hanger and then you just, you know, that's your world.

[00:18:39] Yeah, dude.

[00:18:40] You have to lose your fucking bench.

[00:18:41] That's your world, dude.

[00:18:42] That's your world.

[00:18:43] That's it.

[00:18:44] That's you can do whatever you go ahead and fuck me, man.

[00:18:46] I don't care.

[00:18:47] Go ahead.

[00:18:48] You want to molest me, bro?

[00:18:50] What's up?

[00:18:51] You want to fucking molest me?

[00:18:53] See if I fucking care.

[00:18:54] I don't give a shit.

[00:18:55] Go ahead.

[00:18:56] Kiss me up.

[00:18:57] Touch me.

[00:18:58] Kiss me up.

[00:18:59] Fucking rock my world home.

[00:19:00] I don't care.

[00:19:01] Suck my balls home.

[00:19:03] Fucking.

[00:19:04] Go ahead.

[00:19:05] Yeah.

[00:19:06] Put my balls in your mouth, man.

[00:19:07] Yeah.

[00:19:08] Show me stuff.

[00:19:09] Let me see something.

[00:19:10] Teach me how to fuck a man.

[00:19:11] Hey, I'm not even playing with you homes.

[00:19:13] You want to take me into a basement and make me do videos with other little boys.

[00:19:17] I don't care.

[00:19:18] I fucking dress up.

[00:19:20] I'll do shit.

[00:19:21] I don't give a shit.

[00:19:23] Put a dress on me hands.

[00:19:24] Fucking take advantage of me.

[00:19:26] I don't fucking lure me into your car.

[00:19:28] See if I fucking care.

[00:19:29] If I give a fuck, man, give me candy.

[00:19:31] Take me back to your place.

[00:19:33] Fucking spread me out.

[00:19:34] Let's see how wide I can get.

[00:19:37] I don't care.

[00:19:38] Who am I going to tell?

[00:19:39] I keep secrets, that's it.

[00:19:41] I don't even care, man.

[00:19:42] Fuck my ass.

[00:19:43] Yeah.

[00:19:44] Well, it seems that your son Michael was most likely molested and now he's in a fugue

[00:19:53] state in which he thinks he's a South.

[00:19:56] Yeah, it's a Southern California Latino gangster.

[00:20:04] And you know, the fugue state, that is kind of normal, but we haven't seen a personality

[00:20:09] split to this degree where a six year old boy from Denver, Connecticut thinks that he's

[00:20:16] a cholo.

[00:20:17] Where do you even have access to these kinds of archetypes?

[00:20:21] We don't know because the man who molested him was a Jewish male man.

[00:20:25] So it's not even like, you know, it's possible he was playing training day.

[00:20:30] Oh, he's playing in the background.

[00:20:31] He's playing blood in blood out.

[00:20:33] He was playing blood in blood out.

[00:20:34] It's possible, but we're not positive.

[00:20:37] That's a good one.

[00:20:40] I don't even care.

[00:20:41] I don't care, man.

[00:20:42] Can I my switch back?

[00:20:43] Give me my switch and give me some fucking game.

[00:20:44] Let me get my fucking switch so I can play animal crossing.

[00:20:47] Well, I think about being molested.

[00:20:49] I don't even fucking care.

[00:20:52] Go ahead.

[00:20:54] Every single day after school.

[00:20:56] I thought you were my uncle.

[00:20:57] This is why you I remember my dad saying the whole password thing was stupid.

[00:21:02] And then what look what happened six months later?

[00:21:06] I'm fucking molested, bro.

[00:21:07] I'm getting my ass.

[00:21:08] Fuck, bro.

[00:21:09] They tell they tell you that password thing for a fucking reason.

[00:21:13] I bet she's got a password on his fucking email he uses to cheat on mom.

[00:21:19] But for some reason, when it comes to who's gets to pick me up from school, the password

[00:21:24] thing is quote unquote gay.

[00:21:27] It's a gay it's gay to have who the fuck is going to pretend to be your uncle to pick

[00:21:33] you up.

[00:21:34] After his exact word.

[00:21:39] And now I got to live like this.

[00:21:41] I'm a dog.

[00:21:42] Like this, man.

[00:21:43] How am I going to get a fucking job, bro?

[00:21:45] My name is Anthony Wexler.

[00:21:47] I'm seven years old.

[00:21:51] I'm six.

[00:21:52] I'm six.

[00:21:53] I'm six.

[00:21:54] I'm six.

[00:21:55] I'm fucking six years old.

[00:21:58] I'm six years old.

[00:22:00] Now I fucking talk like this.

[00:22:04] I'll tell you what that guy who shaved his pubes in the bathroom of the.

[00:22:09] That I'm very.

[00:22:10] Yes.

[00:22:11] Probably could have done a better job if he had been using the landscaped.

[00:22:15] Landmower.

[00:22:16] Landmower 3.0 or perfect package.

[00:22:22] And he may have been he may have just enjoyed.

[00:22:27] Well the thing is with the quiet stroke motor, the quiet stroke technology, he probably could

[00:22:31] have been operating the lawnmower 3.0 in the bathroom in a public restroom and no one

[00:22:36] would have been the one.

[00:22:37] That's how quiet and seamless this motor is.

[00:22:39] And he wouldn't even need to turn the light on because it's got to build his LED.

[00:22:43] That's exactly correct.

[00:22:44] Yeah.

[00:22:45] Manscaped is they're dedicated to helping you level up your full body grooming game.

[00:22:49] Which is a really cool.

[00:22:52] That's an awesome thing.

[00:22:53] That's not a.

[00:22:54] Dude, imagine.

[00:22:55] Go ahead, man.

[00:22:57] Go ahead.

[00:22:58] Level me up.

[00:22:59] Go ahead.

[00:23:00] Come rock my fucking world around and find out.

[00:23:04] Come watch me get nasty with it.

[00:23:05] Put it out.

[00:23:06] I don't care.

[00:23:07] I don't like it.

[00:23:08] I'm in fucking second grade.

[00:23:10] He's saying.

[00:23:11] I'm not even.

[00:23:12] I'm not a fucking kindergarten baby.

[00:23:14] I'm not a fucking kindergarten baby who's scared of stuff.

[00:23:19] Go ahead.

[00:23:20] Level me up.

[00:23:21] They will love my body grooming.

[00:23:23] They actually just released their Shears 2.0 nail kit.

[00:23:28] Which is the perfect add on package to the lawnmower 3.0 more perfect package.

[00:23:34] Sounds awesome.

[00:23:35] The Shears 2.0 is a luxury four piece nail kit.

[00:23:38] I actually looked it up.

[00:23:39] It's cheap as shit.

[00:23:40] It's like fucking.

[00:23:41] Really?

[00:23:42] It's like 10, 20 bucks.

[00:23:43] You think because you know the other things are like full deal.

[00:23:49] That should do have.

[00:23:50] Now I look at their pricing and stuff.

[00:23:52] Now that it's time to do an ad.

[00:23:55] It's very reasonable and good.

[00:23:58] More than reasonable.

[00:23:59] Yeah.

[00:24:00] It is dog shit cheap.

[00:24:03] This is a cheap shit.

[00:24:05] Yeah.

[00:24:06] I'm fucking garbage.

[00:24:08] No, I mean just like they're like because you think what I do is just clippers right.

[00:24:15] And yes, it's just clippers.

[00:24:17] But they did something to make sure that your ball skin doesn't get sucked into the club.

[00:24:24] Oh yeah.

[00:24:25] But then this shit it's like it comes with underwear.

[00:24:27] You get this fucking lotion.

[00:24:29] No, yeah.

[00:24:30] And I will say I've shaved my nuts with it multiple times.

[00:24:33] It's awesome.

[00:24:34] Yeah.

[00:24:35] It is awesome.

[00:24:36] And you best believe that underwear has the branded manscaped around the fucking elastic.

[00:24:42] So all the more is no your nuts are fucking.

[00:24:44] So my parents aren't dense enough to do a fade.

[00:24:47] I'm all about fades.

[00:24:49] Yeah, I do.

[00:24:50] I got slashes through my pubes like.

[00:24:52] Yeah.

[00:24:53] I got the Nike swoosh.

[00:24:54] I did the Nike swoosh into my hair on my asshole.

[00:24:57] That's awesome.

[00:24:58] With the manscaped lawnmower 3.0 with the skin.

[00:25:03] But so no, they got this like this the perfect package 3.0.

[00:25:06] It's you get the lawnmower, the crop preserve is the anti ball chafing deodorant.

[00:25:11] Uh huh.

[00:25:12] I'll put that shit on.

[00:25:13] It's toner and refresher and then a magic mat, which is a disposable it's like a diaper.

[00:25:19] It's a disposable shaving mat that you can uh that you stick this shit inside of.

[00:25:25] You stand on and you can take a standing dump.

[00:25:28] If you're on the train, you're wearing a dress because it's New York.

[00:25:31] Yes.

[00:25:32] And everyone here wears dresses.

[00:25:34] It's a hot New York day.

[00:25:35] You got that breeze coming up your dress.

[00:25:37] I'm in New York homes and I'm going to take a dump on the train.

[00:25:40] I don't even care, bro.

[00:25:41] I'll take a dump right here.

[00:25:42] I hit up the the the man scaped magic mat to take a dump right on there.

[00:25:48] But look, you get this you get a travel bag.

[00:25:50] It's a $40 travel bag.

[00:25:51] I fuck with the bag.

[00:25:52] Yeah.

[00:25:53] See, I mean, you get a lot of shit.

[00:25:54] What they do is they curate a whole experience around grooming yourself.

[00:25:59] You're getting your nuts.

[00:26:00] Right.

[00:26:01] I think the the problem in prior to this in terms of understanding what's going on is

[00:26:07] it's not about one individual product, but the the entire process and ritual of self care

[00:26:13] and grooming, which is what is presented by this company.

[00:26:16] That's right.

[00:26:17] That's why, you know, you throw the shears on there too.

[00:26:19] You take care of your nails.

[00:26:21] I would never take care of my nails.

[00:26:22] You know what I mean?

[00:26:23] Yeah, but I bite my nails.

[00:26:25] But if I got have I had this package, yes, where I just shaved my nuts and then applied

[00:26:30] and cleanser and a toner, which I have done and it feels great.

[00:26:34] Yeah.

[00:26:35] Why?

[00:26:36] At that point, I would take the scissors and the nail kit, which I also have and finish

[00:26:40] the process of grooming.

[00:26:42] Yeah.

[00:26:43] Circumcised yourself.

[00:26:44] Human being.

[00:26:45] Double circumcised yourself.

[00:26:46] Our animals are ritual, you know, and it's it's it's you need you need the entire grooming

[00:26:50] experience, which is why it makes sense that these are sort of grouped into these these

[00:26:55] packages.

[00:26:56] I agree 100%

[00:26:57] Which are reasonably priced and sexy.

[00:26:59] Oh, they're sexy.

[00:27:00] They say sexy.

[00:27:01] They're sexy.

[00:27:02] You're probably wearing flip flops and people don't want to see those nasty and clipped

[00:27:05] toes of yours.

[00:27:06] Actually, no, you're not.

[00:27:09] You're probably putting on socks and shoes and not leaving your house.

[00:27:11] You're dressing up to sit down at the computer and write your manifesto, but you need to

[00:27:15] be well grown.

[00:27:16] That's right.

[00:27:17] I love it, dude.

[00:27:18] I take my cold shower in the morning.

[00:27:19] I apply dog shit to my face.

[00:27:23] You mean literal dog shit?

[00:27:27] Yeah, I I heat up a knife on the stove and I press it against my body and you know, and

[00:27:33] then I then I do my escaping with the perfect passage.

[00:27:36] Perfect.

[00:27:37] Yeah, before that you're using a hot spot.

[00:27:38] Before that is about punishment.

[00:27:41] Yeah.

[00:27:42] But what I realized is it's about ritual, you know, and yeah, you have nothing but these

[00:27:47] disgusting disfigured marks all across your thighs and nuts.

[00:27:51] But now with the fucking lawnmower 3.0, those are a thing of the past.

[00:27:55] No, it is it is nice though, like self care and grooming or whatever.

[00:27:58] If you get into a habit of doing it, it gives you something to do immediately when you wake

[00:28:02] up and you're not like the fuck am I, you know, yeah, I just instead of just laying in bed,

[00:28:08] maybe jacking off.

[00:28:09] I never lay in bed.

[00:28:10] I get up and then I'm like, what the fuck am I mad about?

[00:28:13] Right.

[00:28:14] You know, and then I find something.

[00:28:16] And then I figure the neighbors with it.

[00:28:18] Oh, great.

[00:28:19] Yeah.

[00:28:20] Whatever this is, there's a Chinese guy going through my recycling.

[00:28:26] Perfect package 3.0 comes with the essential lawnmower 3.0 waterproof cordless body trimmer

[00:28:30] and a ton of other liquid before made.

[00:28:32] That's cool.

[00:28:33] You can do it in the shower.

[00:28:34] Yeah.

[00:28:35] See, I wouldn't though.

[00:28:36] You take the shower, you apply your shit or whatever, then you get out, then it's or

[00:28:40] you start off, see, I start off shaving.

[00:28:42] I'd say then you go for a rinse.

[00:28:44] I don't combine the shower with anything.

[00:28:47] No.

[00:28:48] No.

[00:28:49] I've thought about brushing my teeth.

[00:28:51] I've been thinking about setting a timer.

[00:28:53] So I take the exact same length of shower every single day.

[00:28:56] That would be nice.

[00:28:57] Just a stopwatch and then try to train myself to naturally do an hour and 15 minutes.

[00:29:03] In the cold.

[00:29:04] What would you say your showers go for?

[00:29:07] Probably five minutes now.

[00:29:08] Five?

[00:29:09] Three minutes.

[00:29:10] Wow, navy shower.

[00:29:11] Yeah.

[00:29:12] No, I hop in.

[00:29:13] I'm fucking lather up.

[00:29:16] Especially like, you know, now my hair is short.

[00:29:18] Yeah, you don't have to shampoo.

[00:29:20] Yeah.

[00:29:21] Oh, I do shampoo.

[00:29:22] Shampoo when I'm short hair.

[00:29:23] When I have long hair, I don't.

[00:29:24] Interesting.

[00:29:25] I have natural oils.

[00:29:27] See, now that I have hair, I shampoo, I condition every day.

[00:29:31] You have more hair than I do now.

[00:29:33] Yeah, way more.

[00:29:35] I know.

[00:29:36] That's crazy.

[00:29:37] See how the tape will turn.

[00:29:38] I'm fatter than you are.

[00:29:39] That's true.

[00:29:40] You're also getting close to being able to grow a beard.

[00:29:43] Yeah.

[00:29:44] Well, I'm sticking with the goatee.

[00:29:45] Thank you very much.

[00:29:46] I mean, it's a great look.

[00:29:47] Tony Stark.

[00:29:48] It's a really good look.

[00:29:49] The Tony Stark pranow.

[00:29:50] Pretty much exactly.

[00:29:51] I'm Tony Stark pranow.

[00:29:52] You've got to tell the guys at home.

[00:29:53] You did that by using, you use the manscapes.

[00:29:56] I used right from my nuts to my face.

[00:29:59] The double chin shaver.

[00:30:01] There's no special.

[00:30:02] The manscapes.

[00:30:03] They're specially made for me.

[00:30:05] If you're a manscaped influence.

[00:30:07] A plus sized man.

[00:30:09] They have the manscaped double chin system.

[00:30:12] Because what is a double chin if it's not sort of like a second pair of balls on your

[00:30:18] face?

[00:30:19] Yeah.

[00:30:20] Right.

[00:30:21] The two free gifts, the travel bag, which we said was good.

[00:30:25] And then the boxers, which we already mentioned that.

[00:30:27] So we already said those things.

[00:30:30] The shears are nice.

[00:30:33] You want to use promo code COMTOWN20 to get 20% off plus free shipping.

[00:30:39] Cometown20manescape.com.

[00:30:42] Try it out.

[00:30:43] And you know, I mean, yeah, see, start your day off shaving your cock.

[00:30:48] Shaving your cock every day.

[00:30:49] Shaving your cock every single day.

[00:30:51] I like to go a little like just like a little pencil line around the base of my cock.

[00:30:55] Oh, that's cool.

[00:30:56] Because then you get the optical inch without keeping some pew.

[00:31:00] The Raul.

[00:31:01] That's an awesome name.

[00:31:05] I love giving my cock the Raul.

[00:31:08] And then I put I, the manscapes also, but I have a little, a Saint Anthony medallion.

[00:31:15] Oh, you have to have that I put around for good luck.

[00:31:19] Yeah.

[00:31:20] And then a little wife beater that goes over my balls.

[00:31:22] That's awesome.

[00:31:23] I have a pair of rosary beads.

[00:31:24] I wrap around my package.

[00:31:26] Yeah.

[00:31:27] Yeah.

[00:31:28] Wow.

[00:31:29] Are they the world's smallest rosary beads?

[00:31:30] They're so small, bro.

[00:31:32] Do enter.

[00:31:33] They for ants.

[00:31:34] Check them out.

[00:31:35] 20% off.

[00:31:36] The Zoodle and dude.

[00:31:37] They're there.

[00:31:38] Manscapes.

[00:31:39] What is this?

[00:31:40] Promo code COMROSary bead for ants.

[00:31:41] What is this?

[00:31:42] I'm down to this for ants.

[00:31:43] Pew it is.

[00:31:44] This is a penis for ants.

[00:31:45] What is this?

[00:31:46] Yeah, that's good.

[00:31:50] That's good.

[00:31:51] Pew it is.

[00:31:52] Those were good banana.

[00:31:53] That was a good banana.

[00:31:54] Was it?

[00:31:55] It looked a little green to me.

[00:31:56] I love banana.

[00:31:57] I like an underripe banana.

[00:31:58] No.

[00:31:59] I do.

[00:32:00] I don't like a spotty banana.

[00:32:01] I don't like a spotty one either, but I don't like an underripe.

[00:32:03] I like a slight.

[00:32:04] You hit a light.

[00:32:05] I light the underripe.

[00:32:06] I eat all kinds of bananas.

[00:32:07] I like them like to when they're hard and firm.

[00:32:09] That's true.

[00:32:10] That makes sense actually now that I think about it.

[00:32:11] I like a nice soft sweet banana.

[00:32:13] You're hard for a sweet cheek.

[00:32:15] I don't like that.

[00:32:16] Go ahead.

[00:32:17] Slide that soft sweet banana into my ass.

[00:32:20] See if I care.

[00:32:21] I don't even fucking care.

[00:32:22] I don't even.

[00:32:23] You know what?

[00:32:24] I'm on the playground.

[00:32:25] Come find me.

[00:32:26] Go find me.

[00:32:27] Come find me on the fucking playground.

[00:32:28] I'm hiding in the slide.

[00:32:31] All the other kids, they were smart and they ran away to their parents.

[00:32:33] Best day in the slide.

[00:32:34] Guess who fished me out?

[00:32:37] Guess who fucking?

[00:32:38] Guess which the Jewish man man fished me out?

[00:32:41] Now I'm fucking.

[00:32:42] Now I'm a cholo man.

[00:32:44] It's fucking blood in blood out.

[00:32:46] Blood in blood out dude.

[00:32:47] Only way out is to be unmolested.

[00:32:49] So that doesn't work.

[00:32:52] How could you get unmolested?

[00:32:55] A hot lady fucking you.

[00:32:56] No you got to be molested.

[00:32:58] You got to molested.

[00:32:59] You got to molested.

[00:33:00] You got to molested.

[00:33:01] I didn't understand when people would be like the only way out is in a box.

[00:33:03] When I was a kid I'd be like they mail you something.

[00:33:07] I'm like how Garfield gets rid of Nirmal.

[00:33:13] That was his move.

[00:33:14] He sent that article.

[00:33:15] He sent that article.

[00:33:16] He said that article.

[00:33:17] He had that debate about whether Nirmal was a girl.

[00:33:19] He was a guy.

[00:33:20] Insane.

[00:33:21] I can see why he was annoyed by Nirmal now.

[00:33:23] Oh because he's a gay guy not a hot girl.

[00:33:26] Exactly.

[00:33:27] He thought it was a hot chicken first.

[00:33:28] He was getting his dick sucked by Nirmal and he went to finger pop him and he's like

[00:33:32] what the hell is this?

[00:33:33] This is a cat penis.

[00:33:34] I'm gay now.

[00:33:35] Look at that.

[00:33:36] You can't even see the flame.

[00:33:37] Why'd you light a plastic on fire?

[00:33:40] It's going to smell bad because I'm twisted.

[00:33:43] Oh come on man.

[00:33:45] It's one of our other sponsors is the Pyro cool.

[00:33:50] Pyro is for porno.

[00:33:52] Porno for porno.

[00:33:53] I'm going to put that out for you.

[00:33:55] Porno for pyro.

[00:33:56] That drips on my skin and definitely burns the shit.

[00:33:59] I did that once when I was a kid by accident.

[00:34:01] You burn yourself a plastic?

[00:34:03] Yeah.

[00:34:04] I could see you being a kid that shit litched it on fire.

[00:34:06] Not all the time.

[00:34:07] Occasionally.

[00:34:08] You tried out.

[00:34:09] Yeah.

[00:34:10] You're scared.

[00:34:11] You're scared of fire?

[00:34:12] You're scared of the light shit on fire?

[00:34:14] Yeah.

[00:34:15] Why?

[00:34:16] I didn't want to get burned.

[00:34:17] I was too pretty.

[00:34:18] No, that's I'm I'm I was too precious.

[00:34:24] I was taught that I was precious.

[00:34:26] Yeah.

[00:34:27] And I didn't want to harm myself.

[00:34:28] This is a fire guy.

[00:34:29] Prometheus.

[00:34:30] Prometheus.

[00:34:31] Yeah.

[00:34:32] Yeah.

[00:34:33] He was cool.

[00:34:34] Yeah.

[00:34:35] He said fuck the gums.

[00:34:36] I've got a Prometheus mentality.

[00:34:37] Let's figure shit out.

[00:34:39] Let's cut ourselves with the tools.

[00:34:42] Prometheus was like, look, everybody it can't just be gods that get to have fucking ribs.

[00:34:48] Everybody else should have ribs and fucking.

[00:34:50] Wow.

[00:34:51] Shit like that.

[00:34:52] Is that your patron God?

[00:34:53] No, he's I don't think he's a God.

[00:34:55] He's not a God.

[00:34:56] He stole from the gods.

[00:34:57] He stole from the gods.

[00:34:58] He was like, what's up?

[00:34:59] Who's Hephaestus?

[00:35:00] That's the God.

[00:35:01] That's the guy in the fucking black.

[00:35:03] That's the black.

[00:35:04] In blacksmith.

[00:35:05] Yeah, that's it.

[00:35:06] Yeah.

[00:35:07] Hephaestus rocks.

[00:35:08] He is cool.

[00:35:09] He's metal.

[00:35:10] And he's always like in his dark little fucking cave and he's just guys banging shit.

[00:35:15] He's like strong.

[00:35:16] He's a he's a Zat.

[00:35:18] Hephaestus is a Zaddy.

[00:35:20] Apollo is definitely a twink.

[00:35:22] I've been listening to Sabbath again recently.

[00:35:25] Hell yeah, which which albums?

[00:35:27] Technical ecstasy.

[00:35:28] Oh shit.

[00:35:29] Okay.

[00:35:30] That was that one's got like the gas mask like pilot cover, right?

[00:35:34] I think so.

[00:35:35] People say that wasn't like that was reviewed poorly, but I liked that one.

[00:35:38] It's sick.

[00:35:39] Yeah.

[00:35:40] And that's a cool name.

[00:35:41] Yeah.

[00:35:42] And Sabbath, bloody Sabbath.

[00:35:43] Sabbath, bloody Sabbath.

[00:35:45] Who sucks on your dick?

[00:35:47] Meep.

[00:35:48] Meeep.

[00:35:49] Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

[00:35:52] bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

[00:35:55] Nick, you're gonna have a phase I think where you learn blacksmiths shit.

[00:35:59] Probably not.

[00:36:00] You don't think so?

[00:36:01] No, you don't want a forage in your backyard?

[00:36:02] No, that seems gay to me.

[00:36:03] But you just said Hephaestus was cool.

[00:36:05] Metal working.

[00:36:06] Sure, I could get into that.

[00:36:07] Metal working.

[00:36:08] That's different.

[00:36:09] That's one's you build a forage in your backyard and make swords for other facts.

[00:36:13] No, I didn't do that.

[00:36:15] And that's fair.

[00:36:16] And the other ones you make fences and gates and stuff.

[00:36:20] No.

[00:36:21] You know, you know, it's really into that.

[00:36:24] Metal working.

[00:36:25] Bob Dylan.

[00:36:26] Oh my God.

[00:36:27] Shut the fuck up.

[00:36:28] He's really.

[00:36:29] He's really.

[00:36:30] He's really.

[00:36:31] It is gay.

[00:36:32] I just remember.

[00:36:33] No, it's not gay.

[00:36:34] It's first of all, I always said it was.

[00:36:35] You always said it was.

[00:36:36] You just said it was cool too.

[00:36:37] Because I thought Nick was talking about making swords which he thinks is gay, but I think

[00:36:41] it's cool.

[00:36:42] But not for Renfair to slice your enemies up.

[00:36:45] It would be cool to get into gunsmithing.

[00:36:48] Make guns.

[00:36:49] That would be cool.

[00:36:50] That's cool to make in fences.

[00:36:53] You Bob Dylan makes fences and you think that's cool.

[00:36:55] He makes like wrought iron gates and stuff.

[00:36:57] What a fucking loser.

[00:36:58] It's not a loser, dude.

[00:36:59] He sucks.

[00:37:00] When you type in Prometheus, all you get is the aliens from Prometheus.

[00:37:03] Yeah.

[00:37:04] They fucked up the Google.

[00:37:06] These aliens are badass stuff.

[00:37:08] Yeah.

[00:37:09] I just watched aliens one and two.

[00:37:12] I'm about to just watch the whole rest of them.

[00:37:14] Did you like it?

[00:37:15] Yeah, they were good.

[00:37:16] But I like the first one better.

[00:37:19] Look at this dude.

[00:37:20] Then the James Cameron one.

[00:37:22] Imagine looking like that.

[00:37:23] That's what I imagined.

[00:37:24] That's what I imagined.

[00:37:25] When I shaved my head, that's what I thought.

[00:37:27] That's what I was like.

[00:37:29] That's what it said.

[00:37:30] That's what looked back at me in the mirror.

[00:37:32] Now I look different.

[00:37:34] Now that I have hair and a goatee.

[00:37:36] That's what I should do.

[00:37:40] People are going bald and they have sympathy articles or whatever.

[00:37:44] Bruce Willis, who are the James and Zatham.

[00:37:47] The Prometheus alien.

[00:37:48] The Prometheus alien.

[00:37:49] That was me.

[00:37:50] I'm abandoned that look now.

[00:37:54] This is just what white people would look like if they look like black people.

[00:37:56] You know what I mean?

[00:37:58] Yeah, it's true.

[00:38:00] If white people were.

[00:38:02] That's a white black guy.

[00:38:03] Yeah, if white people were as white as some black guys are black.

[00:38:06] Yes, that's what you would look like.

[00:38:10] This guy would be like, hey son, you ever hear about Adolf Hitler?

[00:38:17] Let me tell you, son, let me holler at you.

[00:38:20] There was a professor named Adolf Hitler.

[00:38:25] He understood that there was a mass of race.

[00:38:28] Yes.

[00:38:29] Just this guy hanging out on Fulton, a white Fulton.

[00:38:34] Everyone look up the Prometheus aliens.

[00:38:36] The Prometheus aliens.

[00:38:39] If you're cool.

[00:38:40] Yeah.

[00:38:41] Just wearing the white version of Cantay Clos.

[00:38:45] I guess it's like Scottish tartans.

[00:38:48] Yeah.

[00:38:49] Damn.

[00:38:50] Although I got to say that's too white.

[00:38:54] Yeah.

[00:38:55] Vicious traps.

[00:38:56] Look at that.

[00:38:57] Damn, damn.

[00:38:58] He's neck.

[00:38:59] Yeah.

[00:39:00] Insane.

[00:39:01] I know what that looks like because that's why I look like.

[00:39:02] I'm going to get big traps.

[00:39:04] Just brushing your hair.

[00:39:05] Why is it?

[00:39:06] I do have a brush.

[00:39:08] A friend of mine got me a brush.

[00:39:10] She said it stimulates hair growth.

[00:39:12] Oh, nice.

[00:39:13] Yeah.

[00:39:14] So that's what I'm doing.

[00:39:15] I'll come a forward.

[00:39:16] You'll come see a nice forward.

[00:39:18] You like to come forward?

[00:39:19] I'm going to go.

[00:39:20] That's a full head hair.

[00:39:21] That's awesome.

[00:39:22] Dude, I'm about to be a comb over length for sure.

[00:39:25] Mm.

[00:39:26] Oh, God.

[00:39:28] This is a great visual.

[00:39:30] Yeah, you guys aren't getting in your friends at home or not.

[00:39:34] Get in here.

[00:39:35] Shut the fuck up.

[00:39:36] Yeah.

[00:39:37] Just picture yourself brushing his hair forward.

[00:39:39] That is a great look.

[00:39:41] Wow.

[00:39:42] You're going bald so far.

[00:39:43] Yeah.

[00:39:44] Well, I have hair, so I don't know what you mean.

[00:39:46] Yeah.

[00:39:47] But before I had short hair.

[00:39:48] No, you won't.

[00:39:49] And I told, I was telling you guys for the longest time, I have hair.

[00:39:51] You were right.

[00:39:52] I choose to have it short.

[00:39:54] Now look who's got egg on their face.

[00:39:56] Look who's talking now.

[00:39:57] Look who's putting egg on their face to stimulate hair growth.

[00:40:00] Well, first of all, anyone should be doing that.

[00:40:03] Not just if there was a way, like if there was like just like something, they cured it,

[00:40:08] right?

[00:40:09] You take a pill.

[00:40:10] Yeah.

[00:40:11] And then it's fucking all back.

[00:40:12] You do it?

[00:40:13] That's a hard question.

[00:40:15] That's a that's like the X man, dude.

[00:40:17] Would they give would they be normal?

[00:40:19] Mm hmm.

[00:40:20] Um, the pill also makes you lose 150 pounds.

[00:40:24] Oh, that's tough.

[00:40:26] Do you?

[00:40:27] I would just be like a like a skinny guy with hair.

[00:40:31] Yeah.

[00:40:32] Yeah.

[00:40:33] I lose both my essences at once.

[00:40:34] Think about it.

[00:40:35] That's really honestly, I am litter.

[00:40:37] It sounds pretty good.

[00:40:38] It's not a bit.

[00:40:39] I'm honestly grappling with this.

[00:40:41] Really?

[00:40:42] Yeah.

[00:40:43] Interesting.

[00:40:44] It might even me if it happens over the day.

[00:40:45] The pill also makes you six three.

[00:40:47] Oh my gosh.

[00:40:48] Oh my gosh.

[00:40:49] And it makes your dick better and harder.

[00:40:52] No.

[00:40:53] It gives you at least an average dick.

[00:40:54] Well, I'll tell you how it does.

[00:40:56] It doesn't make your foreskin wider.

[00:40:58] That's all I need.

[00:40:59] Yeah, it stretches out your foreskin.

[00:41:01] But not too baggy.

[00:41:03] Why?

[00:41:04] I guess I'd have to do it, but it would be.

[00:41:07] I guess I would.

[00:41:08] You know what it is?

[00:41:09] I don't even mind if all that stuff happened, but I'd want to earn it.

[00:41:13] You know, I'd want I wouldn't want to overnight become somebody else.

[00:41:17] Yeah.

[00:41:18] I'd want to get a journey to get there.

[00:41:19] Yeah.

[00:41:20] Nobody wants to take those pills.

[00:41:23] You know what?

[00:41:24] Yeah, you.

[00:41:25] I guess I would do it for the hair alone.

[00:41:27] It's not about the destination though.

[00:41:29] I feel the journey.

[00:41:30] It is.

[00:41:31] It's about the honestly, brother.

[00:41:32] That's a good one.

[00:41:33] The Odyssey.

[00:41:34] I want to get pussy on that island where all my guys turn into pigs.

[00:41:37] I want to get tied down so I don't get pussy from the fucking harpies.

[00:41:41] There's a lot of getting pussy involved in the Odyssey.

[00:41:43] Yeah.

[00:41:44] There's a lot of betting too.

[00:41:45] Absolutely.

[00:41:46] There's a lot of game.

[00:41:47] Odysseus is doing a lot of wagering.

[00:41:50] Yeah.

[00:41:51] And you know, football season is back.

[00:41:54] Oh yeah.

[00:41:55] It's back and full.

[00:41:57] Is it actually, is it back with Antonio Brown or is it back with his back?

[00:42:01] Antonio Brown is on the Raiders.

[00:42:02] The Raiders.

[00:42:03] Can we get the cop here now?

[00:42:05] Yeah, no.

[00:42:06] Antonio Brown is on the Oakland Raiders.

[00:42:09] Tom, how about this?

[00:42:10] Tom Brady is on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

[00:42:12] Okay.

[00:42:13] Wow.

[00:42:14] You're blowing my mind.

[00:42:15] I fell his back and this year there's no black people.

[00:42:20] They finally did it.

[00:42:21] They finally took the plunge and said, we're going to be the only sport that's racist.

[00:42:27] All of the other ones, those are going to be woke sports.

[00:42:31] Is there a racist sport left?

[00:42:32] I mean, NFL is sort of, a lot of the most racist sport now.

[00:42:38] The NFL pivoted to woke though.

[00:42:40] Not really.

[00:42:41] They're trying to.

[00:42:43] The most racist sport, I guess there's some black hockey players.

[00:42:47] Probably hockey or baseball, I guess.

[00:42:49] No, baseball's got tons of Afro Latinos.

[00:42:52] Yeah, but all those guys.

[00:42:55] The white or black Bobby.

[00:42:57] I'm white, man.

[00:42:58] I don't mean it.

[00:42:59] I mean, the black.

[00:43:00] All those guys are like that.

[00:43:03] Yeah, they like blast hookah.

[00:43:05] Yeah.

[00:43:06] Um, they watch porn in the dugout.

[00:43:09] Yeah.

[00:43:10] Oh, that's awesome.

[00:43:11] On small kitchen TV.

[00:43:12] Well, my bookie.ag, you can fucking do whatever.

[00:43:15] Yeah.

[00:43:16] Yeah, you can do whatever.

[00:43:18] You can do whatever the fuck you can bet money.

[00:43:20] You can bet money.

[00:43:21] You can bet inches of your cock.

[00:43:23] You can just do whatever you got that one.

[00:43:26] They got a Oregon trading.

[00:43:29] Uh huh.

[00:43:30] They were Oregon Trail.

[00:43:32] Oregon Trail, Oregon.

[00:43:33] You can play Oregon Trail.

[00:43:36] Uh huh.

[00:43:37] Oh yeah.

[00:43:38] Um, you can do a lot of that sort of thing.

[00:43:41] Your oxen can get dysentery.

[00:43:43] Here we go.

[00:43:44] So look, if you want, uh, my bookie.ag is winning season returns in my bookie.

[00:43:51] Winning season means, uh, doubling your first deposit.

[00:43:54] Yep.

[00:43:55] Winning season means survivor, survivor pool, super contest, super contests and squares.

[00:44:03] Uh huh.

[00:44:04] Um, a lot of you may be asking, well, we know survivor pools are interested in super contests,

[00:44:09] but they're water squares.

[00:44:11] Did so many good questions.

[00:44:14] Have my bookie winning season means hitting all your parlays and props with your feet

[00:44:19] up.

[00:44:20] I love that.

[00:44:21] Watching your team, trounce the rivals.

[00:44:25] That makes it feel awesome.

[00:44:27] I will rejoice.

[00:44:29] It's time to celebrate the NFL season.

[00:44:33] Really?

[00:44:35] Yes.

[00:44:36] A lot of people, uh, hard up on cash right now, you should invest in your intuition.

[00:44:41] Who exactly is doing this right now?

[00:44:44] My name is Martin crap.

[00:44:46] The Martin crap.

[00:44:47] And I just got out of jail for molesting.

[00:44:49] This is true.

[00:44:50] I'm the Jewish male man.

[00:44:54] Come on.

[00:44:56] Well, you know, hopefully you're rehabilitated, Martin.

[00:45:01] And he served his time.

[00:45:03] He served his time.

[00:45:04] I got out on a technicality because they could not get the six year old to say his own name

[00:45:11] in court.

[00:45:12] He was in a fugue state and would only identify as a 27 year old Latino man from, uh, from

[00:45:23] Frogtown, Los Angeles.

[00:45:25] He said I'm Frogtown's finest.

[00:45:29] And because he would not, they couldn't get him to testify or identify me.

[00:45:36] I, uh, received an offer to become the spokesperson for my bookie dot ag because they said, what

[00:45:44] are the odds?

[00:45:45] Right.

[00:45:46] What are the odds?

[00:45:47] You beat the odds.

[00:45:48] You beat the odds.

[00:45:49] That's what finer.

[00:45:50] Yeah.

[00:45:51] It's folks to forget my website than a man who skated on fucking child charges.

[00:45:56] Uh, the, uh, it's kind of like in movies where they get a guy who's arrested for hacking

[00:46:03] and they want the best.

[00:46:04] Right.

[00:46:05] My bookie, they wanted a guy who's the best at beating the odds.

[00:46:07] Yep.

[00:46:08] You're a regular sword fish.

[00:46:09] He said, I don't know anything about gambling.

[00:46:11] I just molested.

[00:46:12] But you're still at it, huh?

[00:46:15] Yeah.

[00:46:16] But I do say invest in your intuition and use promo code come town 20 and double your

[00:46:22] first problem.

[00:46:23] Right.

[00:46:27] New players get up to $1,000 free play, which is a free play has a different meaning for

[00:46:35] me.

[00:46:36] So, right.

[00:46:37] I'm not exactly sure what it means in the context of gambling and free play in my household

[00:46:42] is what, uh, you know, we let open the cages in the basement, but lock the door at the

[00:46:49] top of the steps.

[00:46:50] That's scary.

[00:46:51] So the children are able to, you know, kind of they get, it's sort of a cage free experience

[00:46:56] for them.

[00:46:57] Right.

[00:46:58] With the exception of, you know, if you consider that the basement is sealed and soundproof.

[00:47:02] Right.

[00:47:03] So it's like cage free eggs.

[00:47:05] There's no daylight.

[00:47:06] Right.

[00:47:07] Exactly.

[00:47:08] It's cage free kids.

[00:47:09] So what you would call organic most.

[00:47:11] Or organic kids.

[00:47:12] Uh, it's designed to add more excitement to the sports you love and the games you bet

[00:47:17] from live betting to championship futures every play you want to make is waiting at

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[00:47:32] Only at my bookie.com.

[00:47:33] The only sports book that has a convicted, uh, but one on appeal, pedophile.

[00:47:43] So not convict.

[00:47:44] Oh, appeal.

[00:47:45] Okay.

[00:47:46] So your name, they, they wiped your slate clean.

[00:47:50] Your name is good.

[00:47:51] Are you on the registry, Martin?

[00:47:53] Sex funders registry.

[00:47:56] Um, uh, I'm sorry, an email came in and I started thinking about what I want to eat

[00:48:07] after this is over.

[00:48:09] And now I'm not Martin anymore.

[00:48:11] I'm back to being me and the Chuck seized on my drill for the second time in six months.

[00:48:15] I'm going to have to send it off to get warranted.

[00:48:18] Okay.

[00:48:19] And unpitched.

[00:48:20] Well, Adam, you want to slap Nick?

[00:48:22] So he stops talking.

[00:48:23] What can we do to get you to snap out?

[00:48:26] He's just, he's trapped in Martin.

[00:48:29] I guess I could, uh, keep talking like a Martin.

[00:48:33] It is a good voice.

[00:48:34] Martin has a little obama.

[00:48:35] He's like a little bit, little gold, little bit, little gold, these gold, blue, Obama,

[00:48:40] uh, Martin.

[00:48:42] Yeah, my bookie.

[00:48:47] So you can have sex with the website.

[00:48:51] My bookie dot a G is one of the only websites that you can have sex with the website.

[00:49:01] Wow, that's cool.

[00:49:03] Man, having sex with days you can have sex with is awesome.

[00:49:06] I always wanted to fuck a website.

[00:49:08] I'll play bed when, when, when, an opportunity to fuck your computer.

[00:49:13] Or maybe yes.

[00:49:16] I'll tell you what, that's one of the few websites you can load up and just put the computer

[00:49:25] right, uh, right into your ass and type on the computer with your ass muscles.

[00:49:34] Using your ass muscles.

[00:49:36] Wow.

[00:49:38] This is original gold blue, my Mac ads.

[00:49:46] Yeah, I remember that.

[00:49:48] Yeah.

[00:49:49] Yeah.

[00:49:50] Uh, I think dance play, uh, you couldn't put the computer in your ass.

[00:49:54] Who I'm at.

[00:49:56] You're gonna have sex with it.

[00:49:58] You're putting your penis on the eye magic.

[00:50:00] Oh, for those like orange and blue.

[00:50:04] Yeah.

[00:50:05] I know what that was like, that was like, Apple was like, let's be cool.

[00:50:09] And they came out with the iMac and those that was that big campaign, um, with gold

[00:50:14] bloom.

[00:50:15] I did think they were cool.

[00:50:16] I was a child.

[00:50:17] Yeah.

[00:50:18] But I do remember thinking those were cool computers.

[00:50:20] Yeah.

[00:50:21] And being pissed.

[00:50:22] I'm so excited about this.

[00:50:23] You know how easy it is to take your home videos and turn them into movies.

[00:50:27] Listen to this.

[00:50:28] You get an iMac, of course, get your digital video camera, hook it up and start iMovie.

[00:50:32] They've got effects in there now.

[00:50:33] You can, um, you know, make it real fast.

[00:50:35] Ooh, or get slow motion, make it dramatic.

[00:50:38] You can take a piece of music, put it under your footage and all of a sudden people are

[00:50:42] laughing, crying.

[00:50:43] I don't know, whatever you want, I've got cheesy ideas, but you'll do something creative

[00:50:47] and you'll make you want to go, ooh, let's watch that again and again and again and again.

[00:50:51] Oh.

[00:50:52] Oh, the new iMac, you're gonna load it.

[00:50:54] You're gonna pull up, pull up.

[00:50:56] This is really cool.

[00:50:57] They got the other guy, Gabe Ornarbroughy on here.

[00:50:59] And you can look at it.

[00:51:01] You can pull out your cock.

[00:51:02] I don't know.

[00:51:03] I've got cheesy ideas.

[00:51:04] You can pull out your cock, beat off in front of all of your friends.

[00:51:10] The entire computer will fit in your ass.

[00:51:14] Put it in the whole thing of your ass.

[00:51:16] Just take off your pants, sit down on the top of the computer and keep pushing until

[00:51:20] it's inside the bar.

[00:51:22] Oh, I almost shit.

[00:51:24] You're almost literally sharded.

[00:51:27] Just now?

[00:51:28] Yeah, I thought I got a text.

[00:51:30] Not the couch is rolling because there's something that's about to pop out of my ass.

[00:51:37] I'll tell you that.

[00:51:38] Oh, no.

[00:51:39] Keep it in, brother.

[00:51:40] I'm going to fun.

[00:51:41] I'm going to own professional.

[00:51:42] Dude, this guy.

[00:51:43] But I was feeling great and now I very acutely know that something has to come out of my

[00:51:49] ass.

[00:51:50] Is your homemade calamari, uh, maybe it was a little bit.

[00:51:53] Maybe a little bit.

[00:51:55] I've been under cooking stuff thinking like, well, I eat sushi anyway.

[00:51:58] Right.

[00:51:59] But I don't think that that's the correct mindset.

[00:52:01] I like my chicken pink.

[00:52:03] Not chicken.

[00:52:04] Chicken I don't fuck with like that in that sense.

[00:52:05] I like my chicken extra pink.

[00:52:08] I like my penis getting some by a computer.

[00:52:16] Then I'm like, you can shove it directly in your ass.

[00:52:21] This is cool.

[00:52:22] Check this out.

[00:52:23] You can laugh, dance, sing, fuck the computer.

[00:52:26] Fuck the computer.

[00:52:28] You're watching family feud on your new host, Jeff Goldblum.

[00:52:31] And what do we have here?

[00:52:34] The faggot family.

[00:52:36] Um, our name is, uh, Steve.

[00:52:38] Yes.

[00:52:39] It's not, please stop calling.

[00:52:40] Don't be calling me.

[00:52:42] I don't give a shit, man.

[00:52:44] I know it's your show, but call me the faggot family one more time and we're going to have

[00:52:48] problems.

[00:52:49] I don't care you boys.

[00:52:50] Will Smith.

[00:52:51] I just, I just watched a great episode of famous food.

[00:52:54] The best thing I've ever seen on it.

[00:52:55] I don't remember their last name, but who's the host?

[00:52:58] It was, uh, Steve.

[00:52:59] It was a, it was a modern one, but the family, they had the top two guys were named Rodvis

[00:53:07] and Spisio.

[00:53:08] And this family was all, they were just like fucking, they rocked.

[00:53:14] All right.

[00:53:15] Final round.

[00:53:17] We got the Miller family versus Jeff Goldblum, our returning champion.

[00:53:23] Go to Jeff.

[00:53:25] You can show them something you can do on the computer.

[00:53:28] Oh, you can show it in your ass.

[00:53:32] Oh my God.

[00:53:34] Oh my God.

[00:53:37] Good God.

[00:53:39] Let's see it.

[00:53:40] Wrong again, Jeff.

[00:53:43] Somehow still the champion.

[00:53:46] Yeah.

[00:53:47] So what are you going to do?

[00:53:48] Make it up on the back end.

[00:53:50] I'll just wait till the triple score.

[00:53:53] Yeah, wait until they blow it until I, and Demiqua blows it and then it'll go back to

[00:54:00] me and I'll steal the round.

[00:54:04] You can shove it up your ass.

[00:54:06] You can blow your ass.

[00:54:07] Yeah.

[00:54:08] Well, I'll tell you what you can do with the computer, Steve, so you can suck on it like

[00:54:12] a dog.

[00:54:14] Oh Lord.

[00:54:15] Oh Lord.

[00:54:16] Oh Lord.

[00:54:22] Keep playing with me.

[00:54:25] Keep playing with me and you're going to find out.

[00:54:29] Jeff Goldblum.

[00:54:30] God.

[00:54:31] Oh, love the Steve Harvey fight.

[00:54:38] Jeff Goldblum.

[00:54:39] Oh, they keep saying gay shit.

[00:54:41] You got to stop it with this gay shit.

[00:54:43] You're saying weird gay shit.

[00:54:45] From something people think about when they think about Jesus.

[00:54:49] Oh God, no.

[00:54:51] Lord, no, don't make me ask Jeff Goldblum.

[00:54:54] Jeff's already smiling.

[00:54:57] Ah, Steven.

[00:54:59] I believe it's my, I believe it's my go.

[00:55:05] All right, Jeff.

[00:55:07] They think about shoving him in their ass.

[00:55:11] No.

[00:55:12] I can't do it.

[00:55:18] I'm not going to say it.

[00:55:20] I'm not even going to look at the board.

[00:55:25] You have to say it.

[00:55:27] That's why they hired you, Steve.

[00:55:35] Oh, that's your job.

[00:55:37] You have to repeat what I said.

[00:55:42] Do people think about shoving Jesus in their ass?

[00:55:48] It was a good guess.

[00:55:52] God damn.

[00:55:54] Shout out to Jeff Goldblum.

[00:56:01] Oh, fuck.

[00:56:03] Yeah.

[00:56:04] Famous for you is bullshit though.

[00:56:06] You only win $20,000 per game and there's five of you.

[00:56:10] Damn.

[00:56:11] You look $4,000.

[00:56:12] That taxes.

[00:56:13] All right, Jeff.

[00:56:14] Walk to the podium.

[00:56:17] My pleasure.

[00:56:18] He comes out from behind.

[00:56:19] Holy hard.

[00:56:20] And his pants are completely around his ankles.

[00:56:22] He's just nude.

[00:56:23] Pull your fucking pants up.

[00:56:26] I'm sorry.

[00:56:27] I didn't, I didn't notice.

[00:56:29] I didn't realize.

[00:56:30] I was behind the podium.

[00:56:36] I didn't know my penis was out.

[00:56:42] Oh, fuck.

[00:56:44] God damn.

[00:56:45] Where's some classic Goldblum flicks?

[00:56:49] Jurassic Park.

[00:56:51] You got it.

[00:56:52] How do you get famous?

[00:56:53] What were Jaws?

[00:56:54] No, he wasn't Jaws.

[00:56:57] I think we're going to need a bigger anus.

[00:57:01] I think we're going to go to the ocean.

[00:57:05] We're going to try.

[00:57:07] We're going to try shoving the shark into my eyes.

[00:57:12] Oh, fuck.

[00:57:15] Oh, yeah.

[00:57:17] Hey, this is Bambar's hair.

[00:57:26] And this is hot things.

[00:57:28] Jeff Goldblum's ass.

[00:57:30] This is off road.

[00:57:31] Put things in Jeff Goldblum's ass.

[00:57:33] We got Henry Rollins driving a Humvee while we put, while we shove things into Jeff Goldblum's

[00:57:38] ass.

[00:57:39] It's the original I'm back.

[00:57:41] This is what I made all the C.K.

[00:57:42] Y videos on.

[00:57:46] Henry Rollins just drives the Jeep directly into his ass.

[00:57:50] Bada bam.

[00:57:53] Bada bam.

[00:57:55] Bada bam.

[00:57:58] What are you going to eat after this is over, Nick?

[00:58:05] Probably a little peanut butter jelly sandwich.

[00:58:07] Respect.

[00:58:08] Oh, I love it.

[00:58:09] Who let one fly?

[00:58:10] Was that you?

[00:58:11] No, it was not me.

[00:58:12] It was a little bit of a shooting.

[00:58:14] Nick, that's awful.

[00:58:15] It smells like a cat.

[00:58:17] It smells like a cat.

[00:58:19] It smells like a cat.

[00:58:20] Shit.

[00:58:21] I ate a bunch of bad broccoli yesterday.

[00:58:22] You ate bad broccoli.

[00:58:23] Yeah, it would slime me, but I figured if I cooked it, it would be fine.

[00:58:27] Oh, brutal.

[00:58:28] That's awful, man.

[00:58:29] That's really bad.

[00:58:31] That's really fucking yum.

[00:58:33] Oh my God.

[00:58:34] It's just lingering.

[00:58:35] It's just lingering.

[00:58:36] It's just lingering right now.

[00:58:39] Did you have to?

[00:58:40] Yeah.

[00:58:41] Did you have to?

[00:58:42] No, that's preventing me.

[00:58:43] You're moving the rear-view mirror in my car, Adam.

[00:58:46] I didn't move it, dude.

[00:58:48] My foot hit it accidentally.

[00:58:50] Your foot?

[00:58:51] Yeah, he has to relax.

[00:58:52] You want to lose, guys?

[00:58:53] He gets in my car and just starts kicking the dash.

[00:58:56] Like a girl, you put your feet up.

[00:58:58] Yeah.

[00:58:59] I like to relax, baby.

[00:59:00] It's a fucking 30-minute ride, man.

[00:59:02] It was the last Nick drove so fast on the BQE today.

[00:59:06] Actually, if there's no traffic, Nick was doing fucking Gran Turino on the BQE today.

[00:59:12] Gran Turino.

[00:59:13] Or Gran Turismo.

[00:59:14] No, I was doing Gran Turino.

[00:59:15] He was doing both.

[00:59:16] He was saying Asian slurs.

[00:59:19] Yeah.

[00:59:20] What's up, Dragon Lady?

[00:59:21] What are you spooks up to?

[00:59:25] Hell yeah, old man.

[00:59:26] Shut up, pussy.

[00:59:27] Shut up, you're gay.

[00:59:28] Shut up, you fucking pussy.

[00:59:30] Yeah, that movie's so funny.

[00:59:33] I want to re-wash.

[00:59:34] Yeah.

[00:59:35] I ain't never seen it.

[00:59:36] The super cut of every slur that he says in that movie on YouTube is hilarious.

[00:59:40] As if that guy wouldn't just get the fuck beaten out of him immediately.

[00:59:44] Right.

[00:59:45] He's an old man.

[00:59:46] Is it a world where, yeah, we're like some Detroit gang bangers going to be like, hold

[00:59:49] up.

[00:59:50] That's an old man.

[00:59:51] We have to respect him.

[00:59:52] Right, right, right.

[00:59:53] We've got to respect our illness.

[00:59:55] Even though in real life those two would be 11 year old boys that are six foot three

[01:00:00] and both own fully automatic AK-47s.

[01:00:03] He would literally just get.

[01:00:04] I'm finna kill somebody because it's funny.

[01:00:08] Let's kill this old man so we can laugh.

[01:00:11] Yeah.

[01:00:12] Oh yeah.

[01:00:13] He gets got immediately.

[01:00:15] Of course.

[01:00:16] Yeah, he would get straight up one punch knockout.

[01:00:19] Well, he would get knockout gamed for sure.

[01:00:21] Yeah.

[01:00:22] Knockout game.

[01:00:23] We got to bring that back.

[01:00:24] Yeah.

[01:00:25] And then he would just be the video of it.

[01:00:27] It would just be retweeted endlessly by sunglass.

[01:00:30] Abby guys, you know, this is these are the people that you say we shouldn't genocide.

[01:00:39] This is who all of them are these these basically orphan gangs.

[01:00:46] Child soldiers.

[01:00:49] Right.

[01:00:50] Yeah.

[01:00:51] Them.

[01:00:52] Damn dude.

[01:00:53] I was just thinking about that for now.

[01:00:54] I can't even smell it anymore.

[01:00:56] No, you got to let it go man.

[01:00:58] You got to let go and let God.

[01:00:59] I feel like I tasted it.

[01:01:01] Yeah.

[01:01:02] Yeah.

[01:01:03] It was bad.

[01:01:04] That's probably earlier.

[01:01:06] I got a little carried away taking out the garbage and I shoved it all up my ass.

[01:01:11] It's kind of where it smells like.

[01:01:16] Jeff, are you okay?

[01:01:17] I'm sorry.

[01:01:18] I walked past the litter box so I couldn't help it.

[01:01:21] I love all the cats.

[01:01:23] Shit at my ass.

[01:01:25] And then pretend I'm a kitty cat.

[01:01:27] That pisses off the cats.

[01:01:30] The show's dominant.

[01:01:32] A lot of people don't know how to show dominance to a cat.

[01:01:35] You got to take it shit and shove it in your ass.

[01:01:38] Show the cat who's boss.

[01:01:40] All right, folks.

[01:01:42] Well, if you want shirts, check out com.town and we got some new fall sweatshirts coming

[01:01:47] soon.

[01:01:48] Yes.

[01:01:49] Go to staabidabiz.

[01:01:50] Can I see your penis design is no longer available because I did receive a cease and

[01:01:56] desist from Scott Stapp.

[01:01:58] Did you?

[01:01:59] How the fuck is that possible?

[01:02:01] I don't know.

[01:02:02] But Creed hit you up.

[01:02:03] Creed was like that.

[01:02:04] What an honor.

[01:02:05] Yeah.

[01:02:06] You actually got a cease and desist?

[01:02:08] Like just an email or an email letter.

[01:02:10] Oh, so cool.

[01:02:11] I would keep selling them.

[01:02:12] You think so?

[01:02:13] Yeah, I would see what happens.

[01:02:15] What could happen?

[01:02:16] Something bad to me?

[01:02:18] I mean, you get sued and then you go to court, but then they would have to like, I mean,

[01:02:22] what are they going to sue you for?

[01:02:23] A hundred bucks.

[01:02:25] Can you only, what do you get sued for?

[01:02:28] Whatever you make off the shirts.

[01:02:30] Damages, I guess.

[01:02:32] Yeah, I guess that's true.

[01:02:34] I also don't see.

[01:02:35] What the fuck do you, I don't see, I don't see a way where they win that case either.

[01:02:38] It's parody, right?

[01:02:40] I mean, that's up for to a judge, I guess, to the side.

[01:02:43] Yeah.

[01:02:44] Well, I will argue that can I see your penis?

[01:02:46] I mean, they would embarrass themselves going to court to explain that your shirt says creed

[01:02:52] can I see your penis?

[01:02:54] As a fucking five people bought.

[01:02:56] As a member of the American Bar Association, I'll take that court.

[01:03:01] I'll take that case.

[01:03:02] It would be funny.

[01:03:03] That's the thing.

[01:03:04] It would be fun.

[01:03:05] Yeah, we got to keep this going, dude.

[01:03:06] Honestly, it would be fun.

[01:03:08] And if we start a little rivalry between the show and Scott Stapp from Creed, that would

[01:03:13] just be perfect.

[01:03:15] We need new enemies, you know?

[01:03:17] What if it was fake?

[01:03:18] What if it wasn't real?

[01:03:20] It might have been what if it's one of those goddamn trolls.

[01:03:23] Yeah, it's from a fucking Yahoo account.

[01:03:25] It could have been a troll.

[01:03:26] I didn't see actually because it was just that my t-shirt guy sent to me.

[01:03:29] Eric Jewishman, lawyer at large.

[01:03:33] Anyway, no, apparently who you need to look out for is Jack Daniels.

[01:03:39] Oh, really?

[01:03:40] I've been trained from my now that I'm a member of the t-shirt community.

[01:03:43] Yeah, they're apparently very litigious.

[01:03:46] Really?

[01:03:47] Because at any time you go on vacation, you get like a, it says like Atlantic City.

[01:03:52] The boardwalk.

[01:03:53] Yeah.

[01:03:54] Like nobody's going around checking that shit.

[01:03:56] They're not online.

[01:03:57] Right.

[01:03:58] But apparently, yeah, like every band that tries to do like a Jack Daniels inspired thing

[01:04:02] is immediately fucking shut down by it.

[01:04:05] What a fucking loser.

[01:04:07] Jack Daniels.

[01:04:08] Jack Daniels.

[01:04:09] Yeah.

[01:04:10] All right, bye guys.

[01:04:11] All right, later.