Cum Town | Regular | 09/24/2020
[00:00:00] Yeah, welcome to another episode of Adam copies and today Adam copied losing money gambling onsecures
[00:00:10] I didn't lose quite as much as yeah yeah because you you copied me in a it's traditional be like the winner
[00:00:17] Original you're copying sheet here's the Nick no matter if it's jokes or if it's losing
[00:00:22] Thousand hundreds of thousands of dollars
[00:00:24] I'm sure I've told this story on the podcast for me. It was 1100 and it hurts
[00:00:29] Friends bad my friend got the men in black soundtrack in like fourth grade. Mm-hmm
[00:00:33] And I got it also and you just stopped talking me for like six months
[00:00:39] For having it. Yeah, I forget he's like I got it first you copied me unbelievable
[00:00:45] What if you wanted to listen to it at home? Yeah, and it's mostly garbage. Yeah, I don't what is the I can't think of a single
[00:00:53] I can remember the wild wild west song. Yeah, it's all Stevie Wonder samples, but about aliens
[00:01:00] That's in theory sounds alright though. We are the men in black song. Oh, we are
[00:01:05] Space Jam had a good soundtrack that I believe I can fly on everybody fuck me in my gay ass
[00:01:16] Oh fuck me in my mouth. I'm a gay guy. All right
[00:01:26] Oh shit, you got it. I can't find my phone type shit
[00:01:31] It feels like I'm in fucking it feels like I'm a fucking
[00:01:35] Alterboy again, dude. Yeah, it feels like you're about to get no Greek Greek see Greek priests
[00:01:41] Don't fuck their kids because because they're asleep because they're drunk well. Yes, but they have wives they get pussy Greek priests get pussy
[00:01:49] Whereas fucking Catholics Catholics are so cheap. They don't want to pay for you know pay for kids and shit
[00:01:57] The wire was tangled up so now I can sit upright more comfortably. Yeah
[00:02:03] Do the I'm loving the incense bro. Yeah, I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm about to steal the move when you were an altar boy
[00:02:10] Which because they cut in Greek Orthodox you get square little pieces of holy bread. Mm-hmm
[00:02:15] That means they throw the cross away. Yeah, but if you're a round brother
[00:02:18] I ate so many crusts of holy bread as long as I can remember I always wanted to be a wise guy
[00:02:29] Behind the need them all and when you do you dip that bitch in a little bit of that wine. It's so good the first time
[00:02:35] I saw Robert the Nero's character. I thought that's the fattest guy ever
[00:02:41] Everybody wanted to be him you weighed 450 pounds
[00:02:46] They had to create a custom Cadillac rascal scooter
[00:02:53] Cost $380,000 you made all the money stealing Panera bread
[00:02:59] See that's the only Panera bread my brothers worked there. They throw a lot away
[00:03:03] So if you worked you know how many fucking and cinnamon toast crunch bagels and fucking loaves the fucking asiago loaves
[00:03:13] My youth was spent with a lot of free bread. Yeah, I've done plenty of stealing food
[00:03:19] But it was just not even cutting corners just straight up stealing
[00:03:22] There's no honor in there. There is an odd bone pawn on my college campus. That was just straight up free when we were in the joint
[00:03:29] Pauli was able to take whatever he wanted out of the garbage. We were living like
[00:03:39] Good fellas, but they're just hobo yeah
[00:03:44] Good fellas by the way never throw good fellas on when you're just like I threw it on where I was to eat
[00:03:50] Before I had before I left for Baltimore two weeks ago, whatever for your last supper is my last supper
[00:03:56] Yeah, my last supper and which is really good. I had a fucking stay. I made a steak made a baked potato
[00:04:02] Mm-hmm. That's been with the mayor the marinade was fuck, but that's the old anyway
[00:04:06] I guess you'll have a fucking steak and baked potato. I did go
[00:04:10] Regardless never throw good fellas on cuz that shit will fucking uh-huh suck you the fuck
[00:04:15] It's so good as weird the last time I watched it
[00:04:17] I was like disappointed by it and I hadn't seen it
[00:04:20] I mean when I would watch it when I was like 50 like probably 15 years old was the last time I saw interesting
[00:04:28] Every week yeah from in between like 13 and 15
[00:04:36] Mm-hmm. Maybe there's something maybe there's something to you burning it out because I've seen it maybe you know
[00:04:41] Casino on the other hand I can still watch whenever it's so cuz you know as a fucking masterpiece
[00:04:46] Yeah, and I actually when I was like in my late teens and started buying DVDs. I bought casino and not good fellas
[00:04:51] Mm-hmm and I would watch I saw it seem casino more than I've seen good fellas interesting. Well, I would say they're equal
[00:04:58] You know I used to watch all the time was casino and true romance
[00:05:02] The bangers bangers on bank true romance fucking rocks cocky. I used to love that movie too much
[00:05:07] I wanted to get pussy from a fucking prostitute or one to a gently used prostitute so bad
[00:05:12] You want to go see a kung fu movie you want to get pie and see a kung fu
[00:05:17] Yeah, by the way, that's just Tarantino getting no pussy writing a movie about what if a hot girl wanted to fuck me
[00:05:36] Yeah, you want to come back to my place and see my collection of transitional sunglasses
[00:05:47] You know joke talking no I saw something that did make me literally it's funny that this made me think of Nick immediately
[00:05:54] Mm-hmm. I was the best by buying a Fitbit
[00:05:57] Okay, you know I'm tracking my steps hitting my 10,000 steps
[00:06:01] So and it was the first time I'd been like a big store like that. I think probably since the pandemic
[00:06:09] I'm masked up and I'm waiting for them to retrieve my Fitbit
[00:06:13] I bought online and a man with down syndrome or some kind of you know mental handicap
[00:06:19] goes up to the register with I'm gonna say like $50 worth of Reese's pieces and
[00:06:25] Like I think nerds rope and he's explaining to so already I'm fucking smiling
[00:06:30] Yeah, thank God for the mask. Yeah, and it's charming. It's it's beautiful. It's like wow now with he had a mask on presumably
[00:06:37] How do you know eyes wasn't he but he could have been a Chinese guy?
[00:06:41] You need the rest of the face you can see the squad also
[00:06:44] He was wearing sweatpants and women's on a song flip-flop. It's Shane Gillis. I'll be honest
[00:06:49] Yeah, Shane Gillis had a mask on. Uh-huh. Yeah, and you're right. Yeah, I just thought I want to reach
[00:06:58] Yeah, yeah sure but there I will say there was also something to this man's movements
[00:07:03] And he also was he looked grown and he had a
[00:07:06] Chaperone with him. So all of these things sort of clued me in I never tell us about working in it. Well, go ahead
[00:07:12] Well, so he so then I'm like well that you know, that's cute. That's awesome. Good for him. He's living
[00:07:19] He's fucking living. Yeah, and then he starts explaining the cashier that he got a $50 best buy gift card
[00:07:26] And this is what he wanted to use it on here. So that to me is that's dope. That's awesome
[00:07:31] That's the most intelligent. What the fuck is he gonna get like a tenth of a microwave?
[00:07:37] No video game something they don't play video games. They don't know of course not
[00:07:48] Nick is arching his eyebrow tapping his head
[00:07:51] To know what love to has intelligence. I would love to watch a retarded guy play Death Stranding. Oh, yeah
[00:07:58] Absolutely, we get so pissed. I mean I got pissed. I'm a genius and I mean to I had no idea what was going on
[00:08:04] Yeah, I don't like I don't get what those video game studios like how much goodwill do you think you have with people?
[00:08:11] Yeah, that you think I'm gonna fucking invest up front
[00:08:18] You know, I don't get a gun until like 40 hours into the game when the rain the rain came and it's it
[00:08:27] Fucking video game. They know it sucked
[00:08:29] So they could probably play some Legos a Star Wars sure Legos Indiana Jones like a Lego Indiana Jones is a masterpiece
[00:08:37] It's a good day. It's one of the it's one of the rare instances when a derivative or you know
[00:08:42] Like an adapted spin-off. Yeah, it's better than the original then in the end
[00:08:47] I'm you know what? I'm willing to agree with you because I did not like Indiana Jones that much
[00:08:51] I didn't either and I've tried to like that and Lord of the Rings is an adult
[00:08:55] Well, I guess I was an adult and the Lord of the Rings came out
[00:08:58] But I tried to like I'm like cuz you know what it would be nice to do drugs and sit and watch Lord of the Rings and be like fuck
[00:09:05] Yeah, absolutely whatever this gay shit. Yeah, I mean I've never seen those movies. They suck
[00:09:10] They look fucking boring. They're fucking boring. Yeah, like boring
[00:09:14] Give me the fight scenes cut the fight scenes into 40 minutes
[00:09:17] You could have they fight at the end if they were good and a couple quick magic fight
[00:09:21] They were good by accident because fucking like Peter Jackson made that hobbit movie
[00:09:25] Right shot the whole thing in like 60 frames per second
[00:09:28] Which is one of the biggest fuck-ups of all time. It looks like shit. It looks like
[00:09:33] Opera it looks like absolutely fucking dog shit
[00:09:36] And it's such like just shoot one scene maybe just see what it looks like and look at it and be like is this cinematic?
[00:09:43] Yeah, or is this incredibly fucking distracting and it's like we should not do this. I've never seen it
[00:09:49] So that looks it looks like like HD smoothing. It looks weird
[00:09:53] I mean like like it's just fucking moving and all sashing around the tiny house
[00:09:58] They should you vampires like a daytime television. Yeah, honestly, they should vampires like that
[00:10:07] I'm watching anyway. Let me finish my story here
[00:10:10] And this is sounds just gonna sound like I was I'm making this up, but I
[00:10:15] See the guy like as he's talking and as he's about to be handed his
[00:10:19] Candy he's fidgeting with his pocket and then I'm like what the fuck is going on here
[00:10:25] Mm-hmm truly just such a hard dick his dick was so fucking hard for the candy
[00:10:35] The person check him as an old lady. I don't think he was horny for her
[00:10:39] he's with like his mom or sister or something and
[00:10:43] And honest and just and he is wearing gray sweatpants and a huge just big ass
[00:10:49] Down syndrome hard on like a huge dick. He had a huge dick and he was trying to hide it
[00:10:54] And I was just like and I'm just like I'm like thank God for this mask
[00:11:02] I'm just taking a look I have to take a lap because I'm just like lose
[00:11:06] I mean it's thick is hard as shit like the heart
[00:11:09] I don't know if my dick has ever been that hard in my life
[00:11:12] It's funny because it's like you think like pointing up do you see like up like not out parents to deal with like a kid
[00:11:18] But down syndrome they look tired and you're like oh, they must be like such a burden. They have to take care of them
[00:11:22] They're like no, I've just worn out from laughing
[00:11:34] Just to see you know, he like I went to make a sandwich. There's a dick print in the peanut box
[00:11:39] He fucked the peanut butter which you would think would be you know, I think thank God the dog died last year
[00:11:57] Man it was funny if they did rape kits for dogs for dogs. Yeah
[00:12:01] Check for other dogs. I think people raped a little quiet there. Is that better? Yeah, I think he sounded
[00:12:11] Yeah, dude. It was fucking awesome that guy rocks. He was so he was awesome. He rocked absolutely
[00:12:17] That was properly masked up, you know, I'll sit a good citizen. Why put him in sweatpants
[00:12:22] I don't know you think that's an error. Yeah, you're struggling with the pants getting a monomot and awesome
[00:12:28] Like they were I mean, I think he's capable putting his pants on it's also very funny in gray
[00:12:33] They were specifically the kind of pants if you want to be this to look good
[00:12:36] I'll if you want your piece of the good you would wear these sweatpants. It's very funny to all said imagine the guy that was like
[00:12:42] Yeah, I'm gonna give a I'm gonna give Tina Sun a $50
[00:12:51] Because you can't just get him a car. Yeah, you know, right?
[00:12:55] I mean you say you can't or you can't you can get him a card and not even put anything now
[00:13:00] You gotta get a present and then you look at the drawing leave it up to the sister to make up what the words say inside
[00:13:10] And then send it that's yeah, you write in cursive if you can read Joseph if you can read this without assistance
[00:13:16] I will give you four million dollars. Just going up to your knees like your socks
[00:13:20] Your steps sister Tina in handing her a card for her retarded son being like sorry
[00:13:26] It's kind of last minute. Yeah, and then it's just scribble in the card and then it's like what he's gonna read it
[00:13:39] I didn't have time to come on. I didn't what am I gonna say to him? What the fuck it doesn't fight make a difference anyway?
[00:13:46] It does it so you got you want me thinking up three cents. He's sitting right there like he's a fucking retard
[00:14:03] 100% knowing what's going on. He's got a job at the same place
[00:14:08] You both you both work and fucking like pay less
[00:14:12] He's at the same level totally he's you're like barely outselling. Yeah, he's in the front of the store. You're in the back
[00:14:20] He's like he doesn't understand inventory. Yeah, that's the difference between
[00:14:28] I'm not here getting my dick hard for candy
[00:14:30] Yeah, Tina thinks she's so special with her fancy retard boy. Oh this one can read
[00:14:44] Congrats Tina you fucking bitch. She's all dead bitch. So
[00:14:49] Oh, if he weren't retarded, he would be a genius
[00:14:52] I got if you're gonna have a retard. This is the one to have this is the one to have I
[00:15:02] Wish they could cure it just so I could see how dumb that fucking boy would be
[00:15:09] Shit, I got half of mine to find the cure myself. I'm about the flowers for Aldrin on this motherfucker. I could do it
[00:15:14] I could say I can't say I can't fucking do it
[00:15:19] And that guy just like learns chemistry to make a cure for down syndrome
[00:15:25] Still working at pay less out of spite he cures down syndrome
[00:15:30] What would the cure be you add a little bit you take a little chromosome away. It's definitely not nerds rope
[00:15:36] It's not nerds rope. No, we have a lot of it. Mm-hmm a lot of
[00:15:41] anecdotal evidence to back that up. Yeah, although maybe there hasn't been you know scientific
[00:15:46] Full trot full clinical trials. Mm-hmm. If you went in to every cell and chopped up
[00:15:54] Chopped up out a little bit of the chromosome. That is a very sweet story
[00:15:58] I'm incredibly endeared by it was so cute. Yeah, the first part is you never see a dick that hard and you're like awesome
[00:16:05] Initially, I didn't want to laugh at it because it's like yeah, let him get the fucking came. Oh, no
[00:16:10] But it's like it's your choice. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:16:13] Totally the hard-ass dick is where it really yeah when did a Disney movie territory? Thank God
[00:16:25] Otherwise I would have had a crisis of conscience
[00:16:32] Schlegel used to have a bit about because he would volunteer with like the Special Olympics
[00:16:36] And he was just like talking about I wish I remember the bit but he's just talking about
[00:16:40] Like what at the end like they I think maybe he worked with them and they got their paychecks and every day
[00:16:47] They just wanted to go to 7-eleven and just get like a fucking jug of
[00:16:52] Like chocolate milk. Yeah, you're just like they are living you're happier than you'll ever be in your life
[00:16:58] They have the diets of like glass regions
[00:17:03] Yeah, it's just like all fried chicken and yeah macadamia
[00:17:13] Respect big big big respect. Yeah, dude. It was nice being in fucking Baltimore
[00:17:19] Yeah back with it back in back to my roots dude. Do you eat anything?
[00:17:27] I'm not the need no I went on a little journey a health a health and wellness excursion. Yeah, but I basically
[00:17:35] Need salmon and chicken thighs. I want broccoli. I'm gonna do restaurants the other night. I got like a salmon
[00:17:40] Summer green bowl salad. Okay. Mm-hmm. Blue my mind
[00:17:45] Because I've been fucking living on making your own bullshit making the shit silent. Yeah, just the awful food that I
[00:17:52] Yeah, and you're you're fucking you know, I'm like yeah tuna tuna soup
[00:17:57] I'm fucking you know you get a bit one of the for the bags of pulled rotisserie chicken from Costco
[00:18:03] Open that bad boy up. Let it sit in the fridge. Maybe a month past
[00:18:08] Sell by date. It's cooked. It's already cooked. It's already cooked, but now it's dried out, you know very rubbery. Yep
[00:18:17] Salad dress chicken and salsa with a side of peanut butter
[00:18:24] Now time to make fun of retarder people
[00:18:36] It doesn't make any signs why would anyone listen to it little long-paint for it
[00:18:50] Yeah, man, I hit the fish market up, but yeah, I know I actually got into Japanese shit while I was gone
[00:18:57] Accidentally yeah, not on purpose. I know you don't have a lot of respect for those I do I absolutely do
[00:19:03] Yeah, but not I got into Japanese shit non-animate division. Let me be very movies
[00:19:08] Books and music you're reading Japanese books. Well my friend had some Murakami books
[00:19:15] Okay, and I read a couple of those which were straight they were very pleasant
[00:19:19] But the books that I read it seems the whole point of the books is a guy gets friends him
[00:19:25] But he still wants you to know he gets pussy. Mm-hmm. That's that's the whole vibe
[00:19:29] He does he's like it's a guy that loves a mentally ill woman
[00:19:33] She doesn't want to fuck him and he's sad, but he gets pussy from other girls
[00:19:37] But he's just trying to get on that crazy pussy. He wants it's a guy who's he's a guy who?
[00:19:44] Clearly Murakami has been rejected by like a lot of girls with BPD
[00:19:48] That's the whole that's the whole vibe. That's an artist kind of thing, but I will say
[00:19:53] Very pleasant reads. There's one where Japanese people go to Greece. Love that. Mm-hmm. Oh, there's the answer. That's the end a couple
[00:20:00] Mm-hmm. There's a guy looking for books where people go to Greece. No, I didn't was what do I care? I'm like a shink
[00:20:09] We'll take a look first of all their fate that the Japanese are famous tourists
[00:20:15] Yeah, and maybe when I was seven I was like what the fuck is this the first time I saw
[00:20:21] Japanese people with their fucking cameras and shit at the fucking Parthenon, you know, it's it's weird
[00:20:28] I just remember that stereotype from the movie Gremlins 2
[00:20:33] With the Japanese guy is always like, oh take a picture right? I will say take a picture. Yeah, I'll take a picture
[00:20:42] I will say that is I want to be the producer that was like, you know, like they've like Gremlins 2 was done
[00:20:48] They're like yeah, let's let's put like a Japanese guy in here. That's a stereo time
[00:20:56] Don't remember his role, but I will say there's Japanese people it might be one scene
[00:21:01] And that that is the only thing I remember from Gremlins 2 is that the one with a Japanese guy
[00:21:07] That's got like cameras hanging off his neck and I remember as a kid being like someone explained to me
[00:21:13] They're like they love taking pictures. It's a joke about Japanese people right right is grandma's to where they go to the mall
[00:21:20] They're it. Yeah, it's like a TV. It's a mall. I
[00:21:25] The very I barely guys back. I barely remember Gremlins one
[00:21:30] Yeah, I just remember my why never turns into a gremlin right? I remember the stage. He's appearing
[00:21:37] Mm-hmm the the ghetto Gremlins. Yeah spike. No, it wasn't it like Gremlins in the hood or something. That's leprechaun leprechaun. Okay
[00:21:46] Sorry, I can use those franchises. Yeah, I saw the original very very different first of all
[00:21:51] I'm not even kidding. I don't know they're scary movies about normal. They're not first of all one is a pure
[00:22:01] Mm-hmm the second is more heartwarming. It's about a boy in his fucking it's about a boy in his little baby
[00:22:08] I think Gremlins is an allegory for getting pussy you turn into a gremlin which
[00:22:13] Would you get a little drop of pussy juice on your tongue after midnight? You know you can also
[00:22:17] Give the gremlin smokeable CBD really yeah from cushy dreams calm
[00:22:24] You can also give them the kids legally. Yeah, you give cushy dreams to kids
[00:22:28] I'm gonna say that if you want as high quality CBD product that you can smoke up your fucking nephew whether he has
[00:22:37] Mental disability or not you can smoke up your heart up, you know your hard dick hard dick warrior
[00:22:43] Fucking down syndrome getting candy. Yeah, you can give your kid a little shotgun
[00:22:48] You know hit a ball absolute shotgunning is definitely you don't want to you know what I trust them with the bick lighter
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[00:23:09] Say it's been your $50 best buy gift card
[00:23:20] Freaking I don't know about you fellas, but I love you're being a story is a story about a guy with Down syndrome
[00:23:25] That gets like a gift card like some asshole relative gives it a retard. It's a rich relative
[00:23:31] Mm-hmm gives a retarded guy a $300 gift card the best buy birthday. Yes, coked out of his mind
[00:23:37] Sure the sisters like great. Thanks. They take him there the retarded guy doesn't know what to spend the money on right?
[00:23:42] Yeah, it's the exact right price for Alexa
[00:23:45] And then it's a love story between the poor the guy on the right the retarded guy in Alexa Wow
[00:23:50] Wow, he falls in love with the Lexi. It's like a better version of her. It is a better version more likable protagonist
[00:23:57] I believe all of this like extra stuff. Yeah, I love you. She's like it's 73 degrees
[00:24:10] And it's that for you know, maybe 90 minutes yeah, I was trying to find Alexa the whole time
[00:24:17] He says get out of the box come out of there and then eventually he fucks the he fucks the the echo speaker
[00:24:26] And afterwards how does he relax with some high quality
[00:24:36] That's a good dinner. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's also Joaquin Phoenix is yeah. Oh for sure he would love absolutely
[00:24:44] Hey, Murray, will you bring me out? Can you call me Joker?
[00:24:51] Anything you want author now we have a very special boy here tonight
[00:25:06] The Amazon echo aisle at Best Buy trying to have sex with one of the machines
[00:25:12] You know what if they if that's what he did Murray you made fun of me on the show and everybody laughed at it
[00:25:18] I'm sorry author if that's how he actually behaved then he should die
[00:25:24] Yeah, if it's a show where you bring my target people to mock them on TV. I mean that is kind of what happened
[00:25:29] I wasn't retarded. Yes border line. Mm-hmm. Now think we have to as a society
[00:25:35] We have to draw a line somewhere who's protected and who's not the Joker character was a mentally
[00:25:40] Disabled man. Yeah, he was neuro eight typical because he didn't smoke
[00:25:45] I'm gonna go see dreams. I'm gonna have cozy dreams with ships legal eat all 50 states, right?
[00:25:50] Join the group of adults who are sick of vape. That's such a fucking
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[00:26:06] Gentlemen welcome to the group of adults
[00:26:13] We got tired of eating gummies and looking like retarded people
[00:26:24] Tired of looking like I have down syndrome
[00:26:28] It's not my fault. I have a permanent direction
[00:26:32] Because I took too much for our anger during the filming of entrapped
[00:26:38] He took bag with just to be hard just to impress JLo. No, I was trying to steal
[00:26:44] Catherine's a day to the way for Michael Douglas. Is he still alive Sean Connery?
[00:26:53] This what you want Catherine your me and Sean have sex
[00:26:57] No, well, it's too late too late. That's too late. Me and him fucked
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[00:28:19] They take the artists in a pro. I don't know. I actually I did I just I got back into smoking this shit
[00:28:24] It's nice. It is legitimately nice. I love just I'm out of just blasting coffee in the morning
[00:28:30] Getting myself really fucking wired feeling like absolute dog shit and then fixing it with different drugs
[00:28:36] By small DCB which I used to when I was my drinking days
[00:28:41] The the fucking that 11 a.m. The noon switch
[00:28:45] We go from too much coffee to when the booze little fucking whiskey and the fuck the booze and the the
[00:28:55] You know you get like 20 minutes where it's awesome. Yeah, where's the best we found your cocktail and then the alcohol starts winning
[00:29:09] Some museum mm-hmm and I had drank too much coffee and I started drinking beer in the museum cafe
[00:29:16] Respect and I started getting a little drunk get drunk off $11 museum beers
[00:29:20] Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I was like straight this rock is fucking it's the perfect more. I love the culture. I'm a genius
[00:29:28] I'm an intellectual and I'm trash. Mm-hmm. Just going up to women like you know, you ever look at this painting
[00:29:34] What's up, bitch? You ever know talk about Picasso?
[00:29:41] You do wait at the end the like natural history museum talking about painting. Yeah, yeah
[00:29:47] You really fucking with the gas rocks here ah and Frank her diary. I've read it
[00:29:58] So do not talk to my daughter. She's not allowed to have sex with anyone but me
[00:30:04] The only I will have sex with my daughter is part of a lease agreement
[00:30:10] With if you want to fuck my daughter is 12 months old
[00:30:22] 100% hand trim every machine organic farming practices selection includes indoor exotic strains
[00:30:30] Yeah, so the indoor Indian girls titty is one of the strings my favorite straight. Yeah suck on it Indian gamer girl titty
[00:30:38] Wow or indoor exotic strains. It's pretty exotic. That's me
[00:30:44] I get like 15 emails a day from either Donald Trump or his son really why I don't know people sign me up for like every single
[00:30:53] That's a good prank. Yeah, I'll really get on your nerves
[00:30:57] Well the rest of them you just mark his spam and then that you never get him again
[00:31:00] But you want to get Donald the Donald ones are very funny
[00:31:04] I mean I got one earlier today because I don't ever click what I actually what Donald says is to go to cushy dreams dreams
[00:31:20] And then they've got this and it's it's like for what people it's weed
[00:31:24] But it's for what people that's right and you don't have to you don't you know you're not gonna go to jail
[00:31:31] You can do it when you're a star you can do any drug either
[00:31:34] It's a smokeable flower three lines private reserve ultra premium premium. It's they come in eights whatever
[00:31:40] I go to yeah, just go to cushy dreams. Let's go to k us h y dreams dot. Mm-hmm. Make sure you don't go to see you
[00:31:55] Eight-year-olds, okay, and we didn't send you there. Yeah, that's you got it
[00:31:59] They should probably they should have checked it bought that one
[00:32:02] They should have made sure because see you s h y is morbidly ob six and seven-year-olds
[00:32:10] You know being be getting taken to town I see wow
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[00:32:40] I got I got a fucking fit with the tracks my sleeping. I don't get very good sleep. It turns out mm-hmm
[00:32:45] Yeah, I'm back on the CBD train. I suppose I don't know. Well, I'll dabble maybe I'll start smoking weed again
[00:33:02] Oh, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, but so I read more comic books and then I also have been getting into some fucking Japanese like
[00:33:10] Mm-hmm some piano type music some I was getting the instrumentals and I came across a guy named Shigio
[00:33:17] Siquito mm-hmm that guy's got bangers, dude
[00:33:22] Sean McCartney recommended or shot McCarthy who's shown McCartney for the Beatles from the Beatles
[00:33:49] Is an electrician knock you up 30 times. I want to make it. I want to destroy your body with children
[00:34:04] Sean yes, this book the godfather the Kremlin that's fucking wild interesting. Have you read it out? No, no, you just said Mario
[00:34:11] Puzo you just said it knowingly. I thought you were gonna say the godfather
[00:34:14] I heard the books not very good, but I'm not really you know Michael Corleone was supposed to be a big blonde guy Wow and
[00:34:25] Fucking Al Pacino's a little ass fucking dark. Wait, what do you mean you're supposed to be a big blonde like in the books?
[00:34:30] He's a big blonde Wow Wow really like Dolph Lundgren like you you've seen those big blonde Italian
[00:34:36] So I'm just being like kind of a nori I'm actually going back home to join my family's business
[00:34:49] Yeah, I was in the army for a while alone karate
[00:34:53] Doing the war I went over and I did karate against karate. They needed a guy to do karate
[00:35:00] Chris were walking might have been the right age, huh?
[00:35:05] Yeah, I just I can't do young Pacino. I can't do pre screaming for four screaming Pacino's too good too easy
[00:35:13] But young Pacino he's subtle everybody wants
[00:35:22] That's just screaming it's fine dude. It's enough. It's enough
[00:35:28] Give the fucking piggy's their slop. How about this?
[00:36:20] They come into my shop every day and they fuck me in my eyes
[00:36:26] Every morning it's fucking fucking fucking and they leave me and I'm filled with
[00:36:36] The police don't care about sexually assault
[00:36:43] They only care about keep making sure the Wall Street is something
[00:36:49] Here to protect the private property not Italian as a whole to be honest with you
[00:36:54] No, I didn't even bother calling because I saw a thing on Instagram. They say don't
[00:36:59] I'm my whole sexual history will go on track. I used to be a slut and I got done a gold of bloom
[00:37:10] I swear in a little a little tattoo suit you could see on my balls. Yes, I was
[00:37:21] Come here asking for a favor wearing a gimp a costume
[00:37:40] These are the only clothes I could afford
[00:38:00] That would be genius I'll tell you what I do. I'll lease you new clothes
[00:38:04] For 780% interest back done good one. Thank you
[00:38:13] If you don't have the money guess who's being turned out
[00:38:17] We're gonna take you to a whore house and then you'll be raped all day long every day
[00:38:22] And I'll sell you to the boo boo because they
[00:38:25] Got a good moffey movie unless you say they say it won't yeah, you have to put in the script
[00:38:30] Mm-hmm. I'm reading those if they should do it in like a completely throwaway manner
[00:38:37] Insert a scene in the good fellas where fucking Ray Liota comes downstairs
[00:38:43] And then the toast is burned and he's like what the hell is this poop toast
[00:38:49] Just gets right back you got it because right back to the rest room. There's no reason
[00:38:53] For the scene yeah, yeah, what the hell is this poop toast? Yeah, he wakes up
[00:38:59] He gets a call from Robert De Niro. He's like alright. I'm coming right away
[00:39:03] It seems like he's gonna get into his car, but no we take a stop to the kitchen where he picks up the toast
[00:39:20] He's getting breakfast he's going to a diner
[00:39:28] God the them I have an opinion you have no place a Donna God blue man. I have an opinion
[00:39:34] Maybe we could do some illegal online gambling
[00:39:39] And my bookie that a G the premier illegal sports book sounds legal to me totally
[00:39:46] Primus totally I love it. There was like a thing with like strategy guys
[00:39:50] Is it like fucking Nintendo is gonna be like fucking don't tell people how to beat the game not tell them how to cheat it a game?
[00:39:56] They already bought we're unawth. It's unauthorized
[00:40:01] Completely unauthorize fucked up you're a fucking you're gonna go to jail. You're gonna have sex with God
[00:40:08] It presents might make you gay beating Zelda might make you gay you might become a girl
[00:40:15] You know girl, they're gonna turn you into a girl. I saw walk has a story the other day. They just head on the window
[00:40:24] Thank you, no, I'm serious. Oh, yeah, it's up
[00:40:29] Praying on like people that are already struggling through transition. I well the thing is it's like
[00:40:35] Get ready to be a woman. You're gonna be sold though this shit
[00:40:38] What other I guess I mean it's not like that like isn't the whole idea that they can go shop at any store
[00:40:45] Yeah, there's like a gender list or in Manhattan. Do you see that place? No, it's like no gender
[00:40:52] Yeah, but they still just sell shirts and shorts and fucking yeah, it's all the same clothes
[00:40:57] They just ran a sign that says women's it's branded as you could be a guy or a girl
[00:41:02] Which is every clothes which is all the clothes, right? It's a new season. That's also what fucking Burlington
[00:41:07] Code factories like Antonio Brown is on the Raiders
[00:41:13] No, but fucking Hollywood brand is on the fucking Ravens. I'll tell you that much take it away boys. Well, I oh, yes
[00:41:20] The Oakland Raider or the Las Vegas Raiders are two and oh should congratulate
[00:41:26] Home town pride in my hometown. I was just there this weekend
[00:41:29] We are actually Adam is actually up $4,000 because you bet on the Las Vegas Raiders
[00:41:33] I bet the house on the Raiders and meeting the Saints. He took the money line
[00:41:38] We beat him in Monday night and I'm fucking rich
[00:41:43] Let me tell you something guys my bookie on a G. What a website. It's an awesome website. It's a website
[00:41:50] It's on that or an app or whatever it is. Well, whatever it is. It's a great gambling destination
[00:41:55] And what we like about it is how easy it is to put money into it to bet to wager
[00:42:02] Right whether that's NFL games. We've got the NBA fine
[00:42:06] We've got the Western Conference and Eastern Conference finals going on right now. We're gonna have the finals coming up
[00:42:12] No matter what it is you want to bet on
[00:42:15] Yeah, my boogie.ag has that you you can really bet with style there, you know
[00:42:21] I'd like to I like to load it up put on a white tuxedo
[00:42:25] bow tie I patch like I'm a guy like facing off against James Bond absolutely right
[00:42:31] That's yeah, that's how I would green felt on your dinner table exactly
[00:42:37] You will tend you're playing poker and then I put my cell phone down and I I bet the house you bet the house and and
[00:42:44] And I always win that's the thing about my bookie.ag
[00:42:47] You always you're guaranteed to win every bet you play you always win and up to a thousand dollars
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[00:43:01] That's why my bookies always the right time
[00:43:04] You bet you win they pay they pay we're not gonna
[00:43:08] Don't are you familiar with how casinos and gambling works? Yeah, you pay you win they pay
[00:43:15] That's how it works. Have you ever heard of somebody's life being ruined by gambling? It is a never once
[00:43:20] It is a terrible industry to get into it doesn't make any sense for them because they're just giving money
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[00:44:00] Let's visit my bookie online today. That's my bookie. M. Y B. Oh
[00:44:30] Sorry, I did not there's a real slip of the tongue. It's all you know
[00:44:35] Town is in there. I'm jump. I have this lecture. There's no K and come
[00:44:42] It's a my B. Oh, there's a I come town and when I read that age town my brain because I'm always like a
[00:44:50] Process information. I know that dude. I see come town and it just it's now. It's just COON. It's goes
[00:44:57] That's not no no stop say stop spelling that stop, you know, what is the first time that's ever happened?
[00:45:03] But Spike Lee says it all the time don't spell it don't see now we know you're admitting that you're thinking the word
[00:45:10] It's not a dyslexic because Adam's wearing a hat
[00:45:28] Even particularly say it that I don't know I don't know I don't know
[00:45:35] Spike Lee is used at once or twice when describing somebody
[00:45:40] Hats I'm reading an ad it's just it kind of comes together
[00:45:44] We know that it is just for the record it is a gross double standard that society allows Spike Lee to say that word
[00:45:50] Yeah, but you're not allowed to say I will not go that far even I do not agree with that
[00:45:55] That was your idea and I think we should kind of move and the read and you know just move past
[00:46:01] I don't think Jay Z should get his own lane on the highway
[00:46:06] Yeah, that's what you know, you're talking about double stand. That's true now. I agree
[00:46:11] I would love to do like just an awful stand up side
[00:46:13] Like I don't think Jay Z should get his own lane on the highway. I just keep waiting and then people
[00:46:17] And if they do like also I should be able to
[00:46:26] Speeding driving willy-nilly say in the
[00:46:30] I can't I'm sitting here in traffic. I got more of a need for
[00:46:33] I'm in bumper to bumper traffic all this fuck
[00:46:54] Comedians are taking it don't forget to use the promo code come town when creating your account to claim the bonus. Uh-huh
[00:47:07] I love the idea of a switcharoo. You think it's gonna be like a dog shit bit and that's actually horrifically obscene so racist
[00:47:15] Yeah, so racist. That's actually I did that I did that with Matt Stovall and over Mike one time
[00:47:21] I like I didn't have the courage to do it. So like wrote him a set basically that was just like the fucking
[00:47:27] Hackiest jokes. Yeah, it's like four minutes of the hackies jokes
[00:47:31] We could write and then just like a horrific thing at the end about like I was hoping my son was homework
[00:47:38] About like helping his son with his homework or whatever and then someone helping with history and they're doing a World War two
[00:47:45] segment and they got pictures from the camps in there and it's like I mean folks can we talk about this?
[00:47:53] Jesus Christ those shoes had small things. I don't know. That's just something I'm thinking about me
[00:48:08] The first part of the set he's like talking about how his wife just had twins
[00:48:17] And they're little ass call of cost yeah, it's funny
[00:48:21] And now that I think about it again. I enjoyed it a lot. That's good. Yeah, no one knew what was going on
[00:48:27] I mean, no one's paying attention right you know, it was just like let's just instead of working on our acts
[00:48:33] Right instead of becoming better comedians. Let's let's just waste our time
[00:48:37] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah for our way start time might be one of the only mics for a couple days
[00:48:43] Yeah, let's not work on anything. Let's just let's just let's just fire
[00:48:47] Let's do one for us. Yeah, by us. I mean me. Yeah
[00:48:51] Yeah, you just peer pressuring Stovall who's definitely trying to work on his act. Yeah, well you did you something?
[00:48:59] Yeah, I don't know man. All right. Yeah, sounds good. Yeah, that's good man. All right
[00:49:03] That's out the Stovall good a good guy right there master. Yeah, he was one of my first like comedy buddies
[00:49:11] Shouts out to the high the good old high tops hands man Samson McCormick Keith the comedian. Yeah, yeah Lawrence Owens Keith
[00:49:21] Keith just started using his real name, which I don't know I just know him is Keith the comedian
[00:49:26] I think I know him, but yeah, I don't know him as Keith the comedian
[00:49:28] Yeah, me him and Samson used to hit mics and shit nice
[00:49:31] Back in probably what's like 2005 Wow? Yeah, goddamn
[00:49:36] Nobody knew who fucking Obama was good Bush years. No idea how bad things would get I remember
[00:49:42] I remember I remember one guy he did a bit you know in no eight about
[00:49:48] The Iowa colleges and he was like in Hillary's gonna win the cockass
[00:49:53] That's why is it called the cock and she's getting some cock in her ass
[00:49:56] Just like and Elvis was with me this open mic and we're just applauding which open mic
[00:50:02] It was it it was it fucking it was it her wins open
[00:50:04] He went the he went the cockass direction
[00:50:07] Cocks kissed or no, he's a land he's landing. Yeah, it was his old guy. I don't remember Martin something
[00:50:14] Just awesome. Just an old white man did a couple of open my flight two months
[00:50:19] Yeah, but he's seared into my memory for cockass and he did that by the way every time I saw
[00:50:28] Respect I wouldn't embarrassing thing to have done
[00:50:32] Comedy yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, I'm going back. I'm fucking I don't even know
[00:50:39] Nature gave us an out and on part of me's like taking
[00:50:42] Don't you stand up ever again, but I don't know man. Well, it's funny
[00:50:46] It was because like I feel like they'll just be bad
[00:50:49] If everyone just waited until everything was done and then they reopened the clubs whoever has the capital to reopen clubs
[00:50:55] Then it could survive but they're gonna push the outdoor show thing
[00:50:58] That is gonna and people are gonna hate it because commas is gonna be associated with these dog shit outdoor shows
[00:51:04] And then that'll be that'll that it'll be the outdoor shows that kill it
[00:51:08] Yeah, and it's like what was that quote about Nixon is the recipe is worse than the desserts. That's
[00:51:15] Yeah, yep ingredients for the rule with the pudding is worse than the frosty details taste better than the recipe
[00:51:29] Damn shots at the fucking dick Nixon the devil is in my penis my painters can't get hard
[00:51:43] I just want like that's like what if there's just a shit ton of tapes
[00:51:46] That makes it had like a laptop if they had that back in the 70s. Yeah, he's like well
[00:52:02] He's an incredibly paranoid man. He recorded himself master baby. This is the door lock
[00:52:12] Pornography on my laptop. I'm gonna look at porn on every here. I go and put a pen in my ass
[00:52:32] C us h y d r e a m s dot c o m because that's child
[00:52:39] Different website it's not child put on its its racist
[00:52:52] Oh, she was fire. Yeah, she was actually I will take this back. I actually don't think Nixon fucked
[00:52:59] He was a Quaker. Mm-hmm, but he wasn't cool like he was a Quaker, but he wasn't chill. You know how hard that is
[00:53:05] You don't fight you don't do shit. Although wait. He was a Quaker. He's out there bombing fucking layers and shit
[00:53:10] Well, that was the Jew that made him do it. That's true. Oh
[00:53:16] I gotta rewatch King of the Hill you do it's on Hulu, bro. Yeah fucking fly through that bitch
[00:53:22] I know your kind. No, you lay ocean boy. You a lay ocean boy
[00:53:30] The cotton damn cotton's wife could get it that cartoon. Yeah, I would love to fuck cotton's wife
[00:53:38] I'll sell gay sex and gay sex accessories
[00:53:42] Hot and hot accessories do also he asked though
[00:53:47] I was just watching episode where he they put him in the all Asian country club because Kyger would wouldn't visit unless they had one
[00:53:59] Layer the Asian guy about whether he actually wanted to be friends. He asked him what and what accessories do I sell?
[00:54:05] And he could not come up with it. Oh my gosh. He couldn't remember. He couldn't remember
[00:54:19] Damn pussy. It was a little indie and summer today. It was really nice up. Is it been cold here?
[00:54:24] Yeah, yeah, oh really like broke out fall damn right away. I missed that shit
[00:54:30] It was kind of it wasn't it was kind of hot down thing about doing my yearly tracksuit purchase
[00:54:37] You should go to juicy couture of the lure. Yeah, like a Jewish girl in 2003. Yeah, don't try and take that offer news
[00:54:45] That's what the buddy was cracking those shit back then. Well, I just remember them at you know with the uggs
[00:55:01] He's like, what do you want to watch and we were on HBO. I said, let's watch Bill more. Let's see what that's all about. Yeah
[00:55:08] It's so funny what that is now. What's he up to? He's just so fucking defeated like really? Yeah, he he
[00:55:16] His monologue was great. It was great watching it with my dad, but he was just like um
[00:55:21] Yeah, cuz the fires they say it's not safe to go outside for sensitive groups
[00:55:26] So that includes millennials. Oh my fucking god. My dad just turns to me goes. That's quite right. That's
[00:55:42] We're not even the old we're not the old when you're in their 40s. Yeah, no
[00:55:47] God it's like once something makes it to those mother like once a certain group knows like woke has been dead for years because
[00:55:54] Everyone knows Gen X or zero dead. You all died in 9-11. Yeah, they're all in the towers. Yeah from AIDS
[00:56:06] They love mashing. Yeah, they invent they got it too into mashing. They love mashing and then what else gene jackets mashing and joshing
[00:56:18] That's true. So a couple guys go to they're on their way to a Pantera concert. Mm-hmm. They're in the van
[00:56:25] And they're you know like having religious really cool conversations. Oh, yeah, um, you know
[00:56:33] Indiana Jones is like yeah, how can we never see the museum? Where's the museum?
[00:56:37] Is he even coming even to fucking on his yellows? He's a professor, but we never see him teaching in class. Yeah
[00:56:44] He meets teaching in class in the first scene. Yeah, it's like immediately. That's where they get him
[00:56:48] That's where we'll start. That's the that's the big like yeah, but why don't we see it?
[00:56:52] He's like what are you talking about? I just said that we see it and he's like my girlfriend sucks about 100 guys
[00:57:00] It was he was edgier than we get in the real black. Yeah, racist. I'm sorry. I'm just pissed off
[00:57:06] I can't remember the details of that movie because I'm mad about my girlfriend sucking too many cons
[00:57:11] You understand so what's your dude with your names like Dante or something? That's fucking weird
[00:57:22] I saw him at an airport at the in LaGuardia Kevin Smith. How's he living in he's looking?
[00:57:29] Thin actually he lost but with with honestly
[00:57:33] He's got a little bit of the net though. It used to be fact. I neck going on the turkey
[00:57:37] And if he can't get rid of it then what what chance do I have? No, we're gonna get you have to stay fat
[00:57:42] You're gonna look like Roger Ebert the no Roger Ebert had no fucking jaw. Yeah, that's what you're gonna look like
[00:57:48] Why from not being fat from your multiple mouth surgery? I'm not gonna get mouth surgery
[00:57:54] You already got one I did stavro says the tooth by the way guys. I don't know if he's being knowledgeless yet, but you're looking
[00:58:02] Thanks, bro. I didn't really realize how bad of a looking
[00:58:11] Yeah, it's a pretty funny look you're a fucking Adonis no dude. Thank you for saying that
[00:58:16] I'm quite impressed with the job they did I didn't even notice your tooth was missing to be honest with you
[00:58:21] I saw the instagram post and people talking about it and I was like
[00:58:28] I had no idea. You didn't know I didn't have it to this whole the last two years. Yeah, I had no idea. Yeah
[00:58:37] Yeah, I guess you when you're so attracted to a person
[00:58:41] You probably just smelled my pheromones and were under a trance. I'm a nozmic. I can't smell pheromones
[00:58:49] Sounds like a kind of like a jewish guy from Persia. It's when you can't smell
[00:58:53] No, no it isn't. Yeah, it is you can't smell it's a nose mick
[00:58:58] That's what it says Irish nose. No the root of the word. It's a means not no no
[00:59:06] No, no is as greek for those no it isn't yeah, it is meaty means no
[00:59:10] The mick is the way you add things to words to make them mean stuff. Mm-hmm. That's true. Yeah, meaty is greek for nose
[00:59:30] I'm gonna go the challenges fucking prick. Yeah, why don't you challenge this fucking prick?
[00:59:35] Adele. He's gonna use a lifeline. He's calling his sister who's got a retarded son with a giant penis
[00:59:49] Uh, we don't have much time here, so I'm gonna get through it
[00:59:52] Um a retarded person's penis is a 13 inches long
[00:59:58] C two and a half feet long or D. They don't have penises
[01:00:05] Okay, I'll see you at uncle steves funeral
[01:00:10] Come on. I'm on the show. I can I'm about to win $50
[01:00:17] I need you to answer this guy that I'm down to my last lifeline this black guy
[01:00:23] That sounds like Regis who's gonna give me $50. Yes, if I know the answer this question. This is my last lifeline
[01:00:33] The $50 he can you get him more nerd rope. I don't give a shit
[01:00:36] She's helped me out here pull it out. Oh
[01:00:45] I'm just yeah, this is really stressful for me because I've seen his penis
[01:00:50] But I've never measured it and I'm trying to think you know the dog's mouth is probably
[01:01:00] You know, it's like what am I allowed to can I use my phone and look up the size of it
[01:01:09] How much how much is the depth of a skippy job? No, you can't
[01:01:15] Can someone from the audience yell it out like price is right
[01:01:19] Nobody do that nobody do it. I think in fact, I think that was already one of the lifelines
[01:01:25] I think that's kind of the show is either
[01:01:31] And we had to sort the kinks out of that because some guy would always vote the n word
[01:01:45] Cut the audience like wait, it's anonymous. We don't know who's doing this one. I just looked like sick dastard
[01:01:51] He's got a monocle it wasn't me I said pluto
[01:02:03] Dude when the audience got it wrong that was so fucked though. I was one of the people that said pluto
[01:02:11] Okay, why are you looking over your cape? Why are you holding a cape in front of your mouth?
[01:02:25] You guys ever have any clothes from the Regis collection? No, no, I was a I loved the shot
[01:02:31] I had a dollar trump tie. No, dude. It was all about the Regis collection. I had the shiny shit, dude
[01:02:36] I was looking gorgeous at fucking st. Nicholas Greek Orthodox Church. I also had a Jerry Garcia tie I got from my dad
[01:02:44] Yeah, he was a pretty Jewish thing to do
[01:02:47] I don't know my dad wasn't even a deadhead. Oh wait your dad made the tie
[01:02:52] His dad was a timeic no he bought it at Macy's his dad was a cobbler in a timey
[01:02:57] He would make pies and shoes and ties and ties
[01:03:04] And we were like yeah, do you have like cobblers like actually it's that's just the name I sell shoes
[01:03:11] I also sell shoes. We I hate cobra and we don't actually make pies and we don't make ties
[01:03:34] Nobody's buying a pair of shoes in this economy
[01:03:38] Have you thought about changing the name of the store
[01:03:44] Why don't you suck my fucking my car get the fucking get out of here go back to your your perskee ask
[01:03:51] And all where my story it's true my parents both worked at the mall
[01:03:58] Growing up. No, that's just another lady
[01:04:08] Hidden from you because she outshown your father in business. That's right. She was selling pies. She sold cell phone cases
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[01:04:27] I'm starting to those fucking shows are back, baby. I'm gonna be at the philly punchline october first
[01:04:33] Uh through a three thursday to fucking saturday
[01:04:37] I'm gonna be after that and wister massachusetts on the tenth
[01:04:42] Then i'm doing soul joles show and redding pennsylvania and then halloween weekend
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[01:04:52] I'm gonna be touring in that muscle selling shirts