Search Directory About

Ep. 230 - Oooh Give Me Pussy

Cum Town | Regular | 10/20/2020

[00:00:00] And it's a photo start we're getting started as quickly as possible started an atom is still in the living
[00:00:05] Adams in the living room and his dick is small
[00:00:07] He's trying to find his penis and he can't find it and he's he's picked up a chicken up speed now
[00:00:13] Is he doesn't even have a penis the film have a penis coming up coming up on the left
[00:00:16] It's a thimble monopoly piece and he's saying is this my penis is head layer everyone. It's me Adam Friedland
[00:00:25] This is my normal speaking woman
[00:00:28] Oh
[00:00:30] Recording hold on hell don't let me put on my radio voice and I'm ready
[00:00:36] Hey guys welcome to come town. Oh, and we cut we cut out the first we'll cut out the first part
[00:00:42] Everyone heard you're actually speaking your regular voice. We'll fix that you're a really cool voice
[00:00:47] It's definitely not like an a fette British guy, which is what you actually are. Yeah, just kidding. That's a joke
[00:00:53] My second as everyone who listens those were actually best friends. You never reveal a secret like that
[00:00:59] I I don't I don't add him is actually a three foot eleven British man
[00:01:03] I am the turtle from the sky that was banks. He's a man's man's mankskish
[00:01:10] Manks manks what are they fucking people like a mank like someone from Manchester people from the Isle of Man? Oh
[00:01:18] You know what that is their manks. That's like isn't that a place where people launder money
[00:01:22] It's what I do there. I think it's a banking. I go there. I'll rub my motorcycle around and wash all my money off
[00:01:28] That's right. I love wash my money. I went there and I was very upset when I got there
[00:01:33] Mm-hmm because you thought there would be no pussy. I thought it was a real cock
[00:01:38] Yeah, I'll say before the show started that and I get just a vibe check of Bob
[00:01:44] You get this but a quick Bob Joanne fabrics the Joanne of Joanne fabrics
[00:01:49] I get the sense that she sucks your dick only on your birthday once a year, but it's mind-blowing. Yes
[00:01:56] She's rocking your shit
[00:01:58] She's just going to town, but it's just that once a year and then she like
[00:02:02] Classed her dumb jewelry back on she's got a jewelry box for jewelry box
[00:02:06] And then she drives her hair cut she's got big fat titties that have only got a larger with age
[00:02:11] They're so big she can literally steer. She drives not that big her SL 500 to a charity. Yeah charity dinner
[00:02:18] But you can tell dude where some yeah some old Italian guy with transitional lenses is giving a speech
[00:02:26] Touching her lower back and normally that would bother you
[00:02:29] But you just you didn't usually look over and you know you just busted the fattest load that doesn't even matter
[00:02:34] You know in her 20 years in her stomach intertwined and here I am just some kept man usually a cock
[00:02:41] Living off my wife's fabric money. That's right
[00:02:44] But not today. Yeah, she thought I was an airline pilot. That's right. I was a doorman
[00:02:50] You just same uniform I smashed once because she thought I was an airline pilot for six months
[00:02:55] But I was just the doorman of her building. Oh
[00:02:59] Funny Nick I keep bumping into you when I'm leaving at the lobby like opening
[00:03:03] Yeah, no, I'm always coming to go on. You know, I'm flying in places. I was just in a Mumbai
[00:03:08] I just can't I was I left the I
[00:03:11] left the
[00:03:13] The art and article and I just came back here to pick up some things. I've left my lunch
[00:03:18] I head back to the airport now. You might give me some of that pussy. I keep hearing about
[00:03:24] It's not too much trouble young Joanne young Joanne just working at a fabric store
[00:03:32] You just yeah, you so you make you make stuff like bitch clothes or something. Mm-hmm. Yeah, so Monday
[00:03:39] I'm going to have my own fabric empire
[00:03:42] Well, do you suck dick every single day every day until I'm rich
[00:03:47] But then she found out you're not an airline pilot. Mm-hmm. You're just some fucking asshole. Yep
[00:03:53] Open and closing the door and getting pussy from her in the broom closet. Yeah, but you know how to lay pipe and that was
[00:04:00] That's what that's what you're saving grace. That's what got your foot in the door. Mm-hmm. And now you're mr
[00:04:06] Joanne fabric. I would love to be
[00:04:10] Yeah, I was I was saying I was also saying that there was a lady that I worked with in college
[00:04:14] She was like the secretary of the University of Maryland Baltimore County
[00:04:18] Graduate school, let's go ahead and just give her full name while we're at it. I don't remember her in
[00:04:26] But the thing is she had a big I used to beat off in the bathroom of that I just remember that show you
[00:04:32] UMBC where they still had like a
[00:04:35] Like a set up from some like musical or something. Yes. Yeah at a fat Tuesdays. Yeah, and oh fuck
[00:04:42] I didn't even realize that the bar was called fat Tuesdays because it was a
[00:04:46] a
[00:04:47] New Orleans themed barn and that stayed in your head and that stayed in my head. Wow. Wow. Just like my years
[00:04:53] I've started of getting my dick sucked by Joanne. Well, she drives around her SL 500
[00:04:59] And I'm I'm in the passenger seat and she's sucking my dick while she's doing 80. Yep on the on the
[00:05:05] I love on the right next to the Biscayne
[00:05:08] You know, it's 1983 sir, and I'm fucking I'm just getting my dick sucked the cook the fab the cocaine the fabric money
[00:05:17] Cocaine is coming and going I'm like this Reagan guys bad news. She's like who cares. We're rich shut up
[00:05:24] I guess I'll just go numb. I guess we'll just we'll just call this in um decade
[00:05:30] We'll just write it all off and that's where we're living in right now
[00:05:33] Mm-hmm. Whether you feel it or not basically you're getting your dick sucked by Joanne from Joanne's fabric once a year
[00:05:39] You think all these things are happening
[00:05:42] Oh in the 80s
[00:05:44] Yeah, but now I'm talking about the present day and Joanne's fabrics has turned into an allegory. Yeah, sort of a
[00:05:51] Story for modern times. Yeah, you know cuz who the fuck knows what Joanne's fabrics is so true. The fuck is Joanne. Does it matter? It doesn't
[00:05:59] Just you go through there. She's a concept. She's not a girl that sucks your dick anymore the textures
[00:06:05] And it's all just you know broken promises, you know, so fucking true
[00:06:09] But what were the promises even to begin with you were the wire you were never an airline pilot pilot you worked the door
[00:06:16] Yeah, but you thought you're entitled to now. That's just another write-off. It's it's it's it's top down
[00:06:23] Novocaine from the top
[00:06:25] You know what I mean? So absolutely 100% absolutely following
[00:06:29] real
[00:06:32] But disengaged
[00:06:35] That is very too much. What does it even mean to me? I don't know I just go in his fabric
[00:06:39] I ate too much deli meat now. I'm having trouble thinking. Yeah, we got deli sandwiches and then
[00:06:44] Nick back to the deli and God I would say we got deli sandwiches and say you said you were like we have to try this
[00:06:50] No, I know this place we have to try my friend
[00:06:54] I'm pretty good Sam. What's your name? My friend anus told me about this place
[00:07:00] Well, you guys are gonna have to listen the next episode where we discussed the deli sandwich my friend anus and semen told
[00:07:08] They're not my friend. Yeah, it's Adam's friends and as you see me and I'm jock
[00:07:14] Yeah, well, we've come from Europe to where little girls close and cold hands with Adam and get $40
[00:07:21] And what wins from Germany and we flank out of everywhere. I said the sandwiches were too expensive
[00:07:26] Yeah, you said you read the preface you we told us there were to expand you said there's an expensive sandwich place
[00:07:32] We said let the sandwich is decent. They're like but it's very expensive
[00:07:37] But when you bid and react and then good say when you bid into the sandwich you said this is not $20 because my first
[00:07:44] That was my first reaction because you said it so many times you fucking because a sandwich shouldn't be $20
[00:07:50] Okay, so the matter of the cats is saying which is should be because they pay those guys well
[00:07:55] That's barely a sandwich and it's a you get a shit ton of meat. Mm-hmm. You get to
[00:08:00] I've never been there. It seems overrated. You'd like it. It's a restaurant
[00:08:07] Do they have food there? Oh, you'd like it. They have a menu. I
[00:08:12] Wonder if that place is gonna survive
[00:08:14] And
[00:08:17] Just stop it like a best buy like what the hell is where the fuck are the fuck is the fuck with me though?
[00:08:22] Where's the food? Do you have what?
[00:08:26] Refrigerators hello
[00:08:32] It was speaking
[00:08:36] This is stavros
[00:08:38] Is there ear to this ear to the door refrigerator you rip the handle off the refrigerator or holding it like a telephone
[00:08:47] Reality check calling
[00:08:50] It's the it's the future on the line. They want their clothes back
[00:08:55] We were like yeah, he's going into the diabetic shot. Yeah, he thought they'd be putting it
[00:09:00] You just rip ass maybe about five minutes. It just got over here. It's like a poison
[00:09:06] Now you understand my little speech about the past
[00:09:11] I got a set forgotten your speech
[00:09:14] Man I would I would like to get my dicks as a minor lady that was so good at in the 60s mm-hmm
[00:09:21] And she's got a little twinkle in her eye. Yeah
[00:09:25] She knows that she sucks. I would like to do it from a very
[00:09:28] 65 year old there was a girl I knew and we like we had to we went to Dallas and stayed at her like mom's
[00:09:34] Apartment. Oh, yeah, I know her mom like lived in like a like you know
[00:09:41] She had like a nice she was like a single woman who was older I guess and so she like stayed alone in this like very
[00:09:49] Curated nice apartment, but that girl was telling me like I
[00:09:54] Guess she had there was a lube like we needed
[00:09:57] But it doesn't the point is she didn't get lube and she knew where to get it in her mom's room because like she like walked in on her
[00:10:03] Elderly mother getting like fucked in the ass
[00:10:11] Yeah, right and
[00:10:13] Yeah, she that rocks right so she
[00:10:16] Wow, yeah, she fucking and but her mom was like very much one of those like pearls like maybe I just put it together
[00:10:24] That way because you're in Dallas and I was thinking of the show Dallas right but I imagined her very much as I could yeah
[00:10:30] like a dick sucking
[00:10:32] Little like Mercedes real star cracker. Yeah, a little Mercedes Roadster driving Ursula haircut cocks suck
[00:10:40] Cox sucking dramatic Texas
[00:10:45] Girls are going out for drinks like yep the girl for the girl
[00:10:49] Mm-hmm. Wasn't that a name from
[00:10:52] Why am I blanking on the old bitch show gold girls? Yeah, I'm the I was singing a fat bitch from Titanic Kathy Bates
[00:10:58] Yeah, but that she's in that John Jean Jean
[00:11:04] Ron
[00:11:08] Yeah
[00:11:12] Yeah, I would I would absolutely get a fucking
[00:11:16] Dick sucking from a lady like that ever take off her her long costume
[00:11:21] Jewelry clip on earrings before she got sue off. No, I want to I want the dangling
[00:11:26] I'm gonna be taking off her earrings. She takes them off. That's like her
[00:11:32] That's your sign that she's ready. Are you out of your goddamn mind?
[00:11:35] I'm ready to go. No the jewelry stays on the jewelry stays on the jewelry. I want opulence when I get my dick
[00:11:42] So yeah, I wanted to be a fucking talking about a business woman. This is somebody you're like cheating on your wife with but it's a it's not even a lateral move
[00:11:50] Yeah, definitely negative. This is yeah somebody in the office. You're doing it for the thrill. You're both look
[00:11:55] We both need that we both need to be cheating
[00:11:58] Yeah for starters because that's a power move totally. It's 1983
[00:12:02] Yeah, we're lawyers because that no one was in finance at the time
[00:12:06] Yeah, the best I tried but I was a lawyer. They were like sorry. No stocks yet. Yeah, no stocks
[00:12:10] The only thing you can be is a trial attorney. That's that was power back then yes and you cheat with the Joe in from Joe
[00:12:18] Joe from John's Braver. She's got who works at the lawyer place who she's a lawyer. She's a lawyer. She got her fabric. She sued
[00:12:27] I hate yeah company. She I heard her business card said Joanne fabrics
[00:12:33] Suing no selling yes
[00:12:36] Whoever are like, what is this a cardboard? She's like, I'm a lawyer, but also I own this company
[00:12:42] So wait, but yes suing then I guess she's like shut up. She's like, that's just I needed something
[00:12:47] Just shut up you want your doctor not just put your cock in my mouth
[00:12:54] And fuck up my $800 haircut. Yes. Oh my god. Yeah, that was which is the height of fashion
[00:13:00] Right. It's just like a kushball. Yeah
[00:13:05] Yeah, a little fucking spiky shit. I had to go see a gay guy to do this to me. Yeah, you did
[00:13:11] But why why'd you stop the bit to tell us what happened to you?
[00:13:13] No, that's what the lady did you had to see a gingo?
[00:13:16] That's what Joanne fabrics everyone at home Adam said I had to just go see a gay guy to do this to me
[00:13:21] And then he held open his asshole for me and nicked to look at and it was completely
[00:13:25] Poor he the pig stuck his head out
[00:13:30] Adams game folks. There's a lot more in here folks coming here folks
[00:13:35] What the fuck was porking the big doing in that hole anyway?
[00:13:38] Yeah, what was it in with their like and how about at the end of the cartoon a pig comes out of an asshole?
[00:13:43] That's all folks. Yeah, dude. It was kind of like a target. That sounds pretty loonly looney to me. That is quite loonie
[00:13:50] Yeah, it's so funny that that was like, you know during the war effort
[00:13:54] They're like well, we needed all kinds of racists some of them will go to the war to kill
[00:13:58] And others will stay home to teach children about the japanese
[00:14:02] How treacherous they are. Yeah
[00:14:05] And that's that's where cartoons came from. It's true
[00:14:08] Is indoctrinating the children
[00:14:10] Very true to invaginate them. You think tell them about pussy
[00:14:15] Would you say Adam?
[00:14:17] I just wonder if that that they hurt hiller's feelings if he like saw the cartoons and he was like, that's pretty jacked up man
[00:14:24] Yeah, because they had a line for me, you know, and this crosses it. I'm like kind of like a
[00:14:30] I'm kind of an edgy guy, but like this actually kind of cross
[00:14:33] You know, I've never read mine comp
[00:14:35] But I read something that had like quotations from mine confident bad book good book. It's like atrocious writing. Yeah
[00:14:43] I mean, it's extremely gay. Yeah
[00:14:47] It's like that's the way
[00:14:48] I mean, it writes like a fucking like like a like a it's like a flowery. Well, it's like a nerd
[00:14:54] Kind of like a you know, let me see if I could find I guess
[00:14:58] I guess I never thought about it was called my struggle. So he's all about himself
[00:15:02] So he's like a little emo prima. I think he was in prison when he wrote it
[00:15:06] He was a bad friend. Hitler went to prison. Yeah before
[00:15:11] Yeah, I think so for the the push
[00:15:15] Push what do you mean the wasn't there the first one where he tried to take over the government and then
[00:15:21] Really? Yeah, yeah, any flopped and then he's got a shot
[00:15:26] That's good. She show you man. Don't give up on your dream. Yeah, that's like a big good meme
[00:15:30] Let me see if I can I'm trying to find like a like
[00:15:34] Didn't he get his ass fucked up in world war one too. We keep
[00:15:37] Yeah, I mean look at mine conference. I would do that
[00:15:43] Yeah, he was one of those guys that had the helmet with like a like a spike on top of it
[00:15:48] The Kaiser like the yeah, so you can buy it for 99 cents on
[00:15:53] Barnes and noble 99 cents too much
[00:15:55] But yeah, I want to call up Barnes and noble customer service and be like I was wondering if you had any use copies that I could
[00:16:01] perhaps get for maybe
[00:16:05] 45
[00:16:08] Yes, I noticed you have it
[00:16:10] Available for a dollar which you know for something that should frankly be public domain
[00:16:14] I think that's a bit too much that would be the final victory over Hitler
[00:16:19] To do an anti-Semitic prank call through a book
[00:16:22] For an actual Jewish guy to talk him down talk. Oh, yeah, that's how we're less
[00:16:28] So they're going to defeat Hitler is by being racist against Jews
[00:16:32] By his book harassing a bookstore
[00:16:35] No, if that if that was a real guy
[00:16:37] Yeah, that would he be him beating Hitler? Well, he should talk that I don't know he'd be beating the
[00:16:44] You know taking up the time of the customer service department of Barnes and nobles really
[00:16:48] But if he succeeded
[00:16:49] To get Hitler's book for free
[00:16:51] Do you think the are the Hitler family getting royalty? I think so. Yeah, probably not off the used books
[00:16:59] Okay, they find it's more symbolic because they know he's nephew fought for the uh, he was in the US Navy
[00:17:05] Really?
[00:17:06] His nephew literally his name was Billy Hitler
[00:17:13] No, I'm now Kraut
[00:17:15] That's a mistake
[00:17:17] Billy Hitler will he don't have any quince quotes on on uh on goodreads nice
[00:17:24] What that exists
[00:17:27] Yeah, it's a famous book
[00:17:30] Okay, what are some of them? I guess yeah, I guess we'll do that. Um, these are all the famous ones
[00:17:38] Oh, give me some fucking yeah, so let's get some deep cuts
[00:17:40] Instruction and world history in the so-called high schools is even today in a very sorry condition
[00:17:47] Few teachers understand that the study of history can never be to learn historical dates and events by heart and recite them
[00:17:53] By wrote what matters
[00:17:55] Is not whether the child knows exactly when this battle or that was fought when a general was born or even when a monarch usually a very
[00:18:02] Insignificant one came into the crown of his forefathers
[00:18:06] No by the living god. This is very unimportant to learn history. It's yeah
[00:18:12] I mean he writes by the living god. How about you living Lee suck my well the living god
[00:18:16] But also the usually a very insignificant one right it's that fucking like Homer Simpson uh oh by the way
[00:18:23] I was being sarcastic. Yeah
[00:18:26] The kind of use the language. You know what fuck Hitler. Thank you. Fuck him for that for just the way he writes
[00:18:31] I don't know about that
[00:18:33] Necessarily yeah ever the jury still I don't know all the other stuff, but his writing style
[00:18:38] Fuck him. Yeah. Well, I mean I feel like if he had been if like if Hitler had been obama. I mean people would like them
[00:18:46] Well, it's because he was like kind of like an autistic kind of fag that people don't so that's why history judges
[00:18:54] Yeah, he was a cool black. I mean honestly. Yeah, dude. Yeah, imagine if Hitler had been Barry white
[00:19:00] Yeah
[00:19:03] Instruction
[00:19:05] History
[00:19:08] Like you do it that way and yeah, it would be cooler. It would be
[00:19:15] Imagine if Hitler was Barry white. Yeah, sure well that's I kind of would be drove him not
[00:19:20] I mean because he's like he's a fucking loser
[00:19:22] And then he's in world war one where he like he gets me in the army and some he's the what no pussy does to a mf or meme
[00:19:29] Yeah, I'm the life. Yeah. Well, I don't know if it's that. I mean, yeah, I guess it's he's Hitler
[00:19:34] But he got his genitals fucked up in a ball in a in a trench looking at some bombs that he get gangrene on his nuts
[00:19:43] I don't know he fucking that was I don't know if his dick and balls were chewed off by baby alligators in Louisiana
[00:19:49] Yeah
[00:19:58] Ouch these alligators are biting my nut sock
[00:20:04] Something like that. Yeah, they go a little something like that hurts
[00:20:08] When they hit when they beat my nachts. You know what's great is on good reads if you go to like quotes from Hitler
[00:20:14] I half of these are an Arabic
[00:20:19] Like I swear to god having them are just an Arabic
[00:20:25] It's just like an Arabic people interesting certain ideas of Hitler is resonated
[00:20:31] I wonder it's probably more stuff about the school. I guess that net and yahoo does have a point
[00:20:36] The scream of the 12 inch shrapnel is more penetrating than the his from a thousand Jewish newspaper vipers
[00:20:44] Therefore let them go on with their hissing
[00:20:46] Damn
[00:20:47] That's a pretty gay stuff. Honestly. Yeah, that's what I mean. He's a very like vipers
[00:20:52] Oh, I ineffective kind of cringe writer hissing. Yeah, it's not it's not can I say
[00:20:58] I mean, I know not like he was hissing
[00:21:01] I know that fewer people are won over by the written word than by that. I mean it is it's not necessarily malady
[00:21:07] I'm struggling the land on the right thing here, right?
[00:21:11] But it is very much like you know when you're you're looking on maybe reddit or something for how to do something
[00:21:17] Yes, and you come across a separate paragraphs where there's just a guy that's just fucking
[00:21:22] Really making you like like this. We hit their hitler would have loved mythbusters
[00:21:27] He
[00:21:29] Really would have fucking loved that show. Yeah, he's a tldr
[00:21:33] He would have loved bullshit with pen and teller. Oh my god. Yeah, I would have loved pen. Oh, yeah
[00:21:40] Absolutely, this is the one who doesn't speak the other one. He's always speaking
[00:21:48] I find it's very amusing
[00:21:50] There are certain truths was stands out so openly on the road sides of life as it were
[00:21:55] And but it's not as it were. Yeah, why did you say as it were you fucking well?
[00:22:00] So he's like this is like a well-worn established metaphor. Meanwhile, I think this motherfucker invented highways
[00:22:07] There weren't roadsides prior to it
[00:22:10] You know, I mean they were highways, but the fucking auto he made the auto bond. Yeah, he's always the other
[00:22:15] Yeah, there are certain truths which stands out so openly on the road sides of life as it were that every passerby may see them
[00:22:21] Yet because of their obviousness the general run of people disregard such truths or at least they do not make them the object of any
[00:22:29] Conscious knowledge people are said. Yeah, I mean it's bad
[00:22:33] You suck dude. How how badly do you have to fuck up to write it like a anti-Semitic manifesto and make it boring
[00:22:41] Yes, come on. Well, I'll tell you now. I'm glad I never read mine comp because that would have really soured my opinion on the
[00:22:53] I've been a pretty open-minded up into this point
[00:22:56] You know, I mean I I heard that it was chopped up there right up with delulos and
[00:23:02] You know
[00:23:03] fucking McCarthy the masters the masters
[00:23:07] Um, I don't know who else Faulkner
[00:23:09] I'm Mario Puzo would be funny
[00:23:12] I hope it was a really funny good writer Hitler like godfather dude, huh? It would be funny if Hitler wrote like fucker. Yeah
[00:23:21] Yeah, I don't remember the one book of his I read in high school anymore because I'm stupid as I lay dying
[00:23:26] That was a good one. Mm-hmm. That was a good book. I remember thinking at the time
[00:23:31] You know what I had a teacher that had that hair the Joanne fabrics haircut, but she definitely didn't suck dick good
[00:23:36] Mm-hmm. She was too old and I never could see it. She's like sort of bugged eyes and
[00:23:43] Didn't seem like somebody had sucked a nice cock. I'm sorry. I missed the first part
[00:23:46] This is someone that had Diane Fabergrobs, but didn't know just the haircut. Yeah, oh just the haircut
[00:23:52] Everything about her. No, I think you know what if that were a problem. You could always just take a blue chew
[00:23:57] That's just so good. Sorry to get your dick sucked off by that woman. That's absolutely true
[00:24:02] Why don't you tell us a little bit about your experience of blue chew stuff? Well, I don't know first of all
[00:24:06] This is the first ever male and enhancement format
[00:24:11] That's blue absolutely that's blue and kill tissue and then it's canned
[00:24:15] It's the first chewable format pill candy. It's candy. It's candy in your dick is hard
[00:24:20] It's candy for your penis and personally I kind of got to it from the candy
[00:24:26] The doctors are calling it a miracle and you gay if you don't take it you're actually gay
[00:24:31] The doctors the die while the doctors are in
[00:24:34] The doctors just came in folks the doctors are in and the answer is blue chew a pill?
[00:24:39] No, yes, actually it is it is it
[00:24:42] Oh, it's candy. It's candy
[00:24:43] It's a pill sort of and four out of five recommend that you taste it with your mouth eat it for your penis
[00:24:51] Get your penis on and fuck a man in the ass. You can also take it rectally
[00:24:55] You cannot you cannot do that
[00:24:57] You can put you can take one and get your dick hard enough
[00:25:01] Yeah, you scroll down far enough and it's all air back on the goodreads
[00:25:05] Wow
[00:25:06] Yeah, well, I don't know about you guys, but I love getting my dick hard and not a lot of stuff does it for me anymore
[00:25:13] I'm looking at breasts
[00:25:15] Maybe but what if I'm just alone and there's no breast to look at and I want my dick to get hard
[00:25:21] You're trying to imagine breasts
[00:25:23] Pulling your soft penis
[00:25:25] I'm pulling it. I'm tugging at myself. Hugging it
[00:25:28] Hoping that my dick gets hard. It never does then I pop a blue chew and
[00:25:32] You know two to seven hours later. My dick is hard as fuck, but it lasts for a while faster
[00:25:37] Well, I I for some people. Yeah, I think the fatter. You are the longer it takes. That's my guess
[00:25:43] Oh, you're you're blood is thick. It's got to work. It's way through your thick blow
[00:25:48] Through your gravy like that's why I wouldn't say gravy like but yeah thicker
[00:25:52] I would say thicker than normal
[00:25:54] Mm-hmm. And anyway, folks. Let me tell you I take this I take this I choose this fucking thing
[00:26:00] And when it's time to get my penis sucked. It is so hard that it has
[00:26:04] It is uh, it hurts my dick sometimes. That's how hard it gets
[00:26:09] Because people are forcefully sucking at it. They're no Joanne fabric. They don't have the style and I have to say
[00:26:16] I don't wonder why fuck recently did had did suck dick very well
[00:26:19] But some of them haven't and it hurts my dick because it's so hard. There's no room for error
[00:26:25] Um, right, you know, but blue chew really papers over those cracks. Well now pet when we're talking about penetration though
[00:26:33] Uh-huh, that's when you want an excessively hard dick and in the past it has taken me
[00:26:38] I sometimes I've got I've had to stop and get my dick sucked four times before the erection finally
[00:26:43] To settle until it finally settled exactly. Yeah, but with blue chew
[00:26:49] All the dick sucking is ceremonial and the pussy fucking now. That's where the business is. It's ceremonial. It's ceremonial
[00:26:56] Oh, it's not it like necessary. It's not necessarily like it used to be. Yeah
[00:27:00] So you used to be a suck ceremony. It used to really be now. It's more for the release doves
[00:27:06] Well, it's you know, it is a celebration. It's it is ceremonial eating pussy. Again. You're dick sucked
[00:27:11] I
[00:27:12] It's a it's a token
[00:27:14] Of wanting to do something for you
[00:27:17] By the woman. Yeah, whereas in the past it was an absolute
[00:27:21] It's like, you know, the check engine light is on. It's it's steaming up. We have to pull over up suck the dick so we can get home
[00:27:29] That's kind of what your relation you're doing has to be it was like calling a road side assistant
[00:27:35] Whereas now it's like a beautiful
[00:27:37] Beautiful hood ornament on the pussy on on getting pussy. Yes
[00:27:42] And blue chew that you can do that to my friends with they got viagra knockoffs or
[00:27:50] Phil sada
[00:27:51] Phil see that's the Allison viagra remember papa smurf got look your ass such a good one. Mm-hmm
[00:27:57] Yeah, look my ass bitch papa smurf come look your ass
[00:28:01] like my ass
[00:28:03] And like the smurfs blue chew is blue. That's what I was thinking about
[00:28:08] And so you can get that shit. You don't have to go to a doctor like some kind of fucking bitch
[00:28:13] You go to the internet you lie and say whatever the fuck they ask you to say you tell them by your real experience
[00:28:19] and
[00:28:20] You just ignore whatever they ask and guess what you think
[00:28:24] What kind of health you should be in to get dick pills and you say that
[00:28:28] And then they mail you the dick pills right to your fucking door you have your resting heart rate
[00:28:33] You yes, you ask your friend that weighs 100 pounds less than you what his resting heart rate is
[00:28:39] And that's what you put in the form
[00:28:41] And they will mail you dick pills you'll get heart of shit
[00:28:46] You just dial up fucking blue chew
[00:28:49] 1,800 blue
[00:28:51] Dot pussy dot blue KKK
[00:28:54] That's not it blue chew was taken so they got blue cake. That's not what it is
[00:28:59] 855
[00:29:00] KK
[00:29:01] FAG
[00:29:06] LICK
[00:29:13] Okay
[00:29:15] Just punch those numbers folks just get punching I don't think that would even do anything you call them on me
[00:29:21] I guess anyway, it could be 50 cents
[00:29:25] Don't haggle because the thing is you don't need to haggle because our listeners is completely free
[00:29:30] It's not free, but we do have some kind of deal which is I think first order free you get something
[00:29:36] You get your first order for you get like an intro or 20% off or there's free shipping
[00:29:41] I'm gonna say for the first one's free if I remember correct. I think there's like an introductory
[00:29:46] You get one whole fucking thing a dick pills free get your dick hearted shit go to come there on you calm town
[00:29:53] Come town slash Viagra come town dot pussy getting dot org come
[00:30:00] I'm you know what I should do is just have the links the promo links on the description on I can just send him to come town
[00:30:07] Dot com slash
[00:30:09] Sponsor and then it'll send in there. That's good. That's good. Oh like cuz then what that way I don't have to remember anything
[00:30:14] That way we don't remember anything
[00:30:16] Little save for the time. I'm like fucking I'm just so we could just print I was looking for the copy and I'm searching Google Maps
[00:30:26] What the fuck is a blue chew coming up?
[00:30:29] What the fuck is this bla Boston?
[00:30:32] This doesn't make any damn sense
[00:30:37] Yeah, it's gonna be funny when I'm like 80 years old and I'm like what's today? February
[00:30:43] I
[00:30:45] Got nothing about yeah, my brain is completely
[00:30:49] Completely shot. It's already just like filled with plaque
[00:30:52] Or whatever that's crazy that your brain gets fucked up in the same way as your teeth
[00:30:57] Wait, my teeth are any of your brain. I don't know they say something about plaques plaque gets in your brain. Can you brush it?
[00:31:04] How about all your body a plaque is bad, but in a business a plaque is good. That means you're the best employee of the month
[00:31:10] That's true
[00:31:11] This is what happens to a comedian when you take him away from their audience
[00:31:15] That's right. It's so funny to imagine all those those club guys just in their house being like what the hell is
[00:31:20] What the hell is this over here the bathroom?
[00:31:24] All right, what do you do for a living your fork? What do you do?
[00:31:26] Pafood my mouth. What are you? What are you?
[00:31:29] Fuck it. Oh, Arab for whoa somebody wants to eat dinner?
[00:31:35] This dog's been dead for three weeks. Yeah, you and me both pal
[00:31:39] So
[00:31:41] Anyway, go to bludget.com here we go. Got it. Okay, nice
[00:31:46] Bullet points make it your own and have fun
[00:31:49] If you like sex if you like sex
[00:31:53] You look good you calm
[00:31:55] If you like sex you'll love getting pussy if you love having pussy
[00:31:59] I can't wait to have pussy. I would like some pussy. Please say we go back to my place and make pussy
[00:32:06] Makes some
[00:32:08] Why don't we make pussy you
[00:32:16] Please say we come back to my place and make pussy make some pussy
[00:32:20] Do you mean have sex?
[00:32:22] Shut up. I'm my penis. I don't I'm smooth
[00:32:25] Just I don't have anything. I don't have anything. I don't have anything. I was just gonna bite at you
[00:32:31] I was gonna make biting motions of you. I was swinging you around my apartment
[00:32:37] Do you say we come over and have some pg 13 pussy
[00:32:42] For some pussy genital 13
[00:32:47] Is it bluegia calm and get your first order free when you use promo code comtown just pay $5 shipping
[00:32:53] That's belui
[00:32:55] CHEW.com promo code comtown
[00:32:58] And notes and ideas starters, please use your own language and talk about your own experience
[00:33:03] Oh my own language. Okay
[00:33:05] No
[00:33:09] Is that is that the language you're working on? Yeah, it's a new one. I mean James Cameron are working on it for
[00:33:15] It's hard to know it's a completely different movie about
[00:33:21] There's a world and it's made out of water and
[00:33:24] Mmm, but the water is an alien. Well, the whole water is yeah, there's a guy
[00:33:30] There's one guy with gills, but he's an alien
[00:33:33] And Dennis Hoppers in it and he's part of the bad guys who know you still don't about water world. No, it's a completely different movie
[00:33:41] I forgot Dennis. Oh, yeah, there's that fake Robin Williams in that one too. Remember?
[00:33:45] Welcome to the world of water
[00:33:48] What's up with that fake Robin Williams guy you guys know what I'm talking about?
[00:33:50] I don't know all your members at the very beginning of that. We've been drinks his own piss. What fake Robin Williams
[00:33:56] Isn't there guys like fake Robin Williams in water world. He's doing like bits. He just kind of looks like him
[00:34:04] Oh my dick's wall
[00:34:07] Let me let's look up the caster Dennis Hopper Kevin Costner
[00:34:14] Kevin Pussner. I'm not seeing anybody that looks like
[00:34:17] No, there is dude
[00:34:21] There's a guy that looks sort of like
[00:34:23] Robin Williams
[00:34:25] like if you look if he
[00:34:27] If you search water world
[00:34:30] Robin Williams it comes up. Mmm. That's you've done this before. No, I just looked it up
[00:34:36] What's his name? I don't fucking know. I just feel like I watched it
[00:34:41] And the guy looked like Robin Williams. You just watched it. No look at this guy. Didn't he sort of look like Robin Williams?
[00:34:47] Adam, what's his name? I don't know that guy's name, but I remember that guy's face. Thank you. What guy can I see him?
[00:34:59] This guy he looks kind of like fake Robin Williams. I have no idea who that is. I don't even know it's in water world, bro
[00:35:07] Oh, I'm gay. Oh
[00:35:09] Is this water gonna be a man's house?
[00:35:11] Oh, it's water, but it comes out of your penis. They call it peeve. I put it in a little machine
[00:35:17] Oh, is it a magic lamp? Can I live in there? Can you piss in my mouth?
[00:35:22] Maybe I can maybe you can piss in me
[00:35:25] Or you can piss in my ass and I'll throw it up and you can eat the vomit
[00:35:28] What the hell is this guy talking about this stuff sounds gay man that sounds fucking gay to me man
[00:35:41] Everybody's turned into a piss drinking freak just because the fucking world is made out of water
[00:35:50] How about instead of drinking piss you come over here and suck my fucking cock
[00:35:54] This is some this is some uh, wicky quotes that is hopper in water world
[00:36:04] You don't be great instead of water if the entire world was made out of pussy
[00:36:08] Wow, that's a good one baby want pussy
[00:36:14] Well, that's where we thought of baby one imagine how good that would feel you wake up in the morning
[00:36:18] You fall out of your raft your knee deep in a fucking pussy
[00:36:21] I
[00:36:24] Smoked to that
[00:36:28] I'm the bad guy in the movie because I smoked cigarettes
[00:36:31] Like that's the biggest fucking problem now that the entire world's made out of water
[00:36:36] And some people like getting cancer
[00:36:39] Is the whole way the whole world is made out of water. That's the premise. Well, they're trying to find land
[00:36:45] Oh
[00:36:46] There's like a map on a tattoo of a baby or something. Do they find it at the end? I'm guessing
[00:36:51] There's a tattoo on a baby's penis
[00:36:54] Yeah, it's the map
[00:36:56] You can't see it unless you get the baby's penis hard. You gotta get the baby's penis real hard, man
[00:37:09] I'm still trying to figure out who this fucking problem is. He looks sort of like rather Williams. He's like a fucking like a bad guy
[00:37:15] I look like him
[00:37:17] But the difference is i'm Chinese
[00:37:19] I'm actually from China
[00:37:24] Oh
[00:37:30] Oh
[00:37:34] I'm trying to add it of Robin Williams over there. Yeah, we have what his name would be
[00:37:40] Just to try to say his own name. Yeah, oh, I can't even pronounce it
[00:37:44] I can't say it. Where the hell did I get my name the goofy name store? Oh, yes, very funny
[00:37:54] Yes, Robin Williams is very funny
[00:38:01] Okay, imagine if I was in China, I bet it would go a little something like this
[00:38:04] Everybody wants to solve the problems between the United States and China and how do you do it?
[00:38:16] By being Chinese by being Chinese
[00:38:20] Oh, but you can't be Chinese Robin why not because your name is too hard to say brother
[00:38:28] Because
[00:38:37] Yeah, one of them just doing standard with note with a wireless microphone like his janitor. Yeah, he's sweating
[00:38:46] Just going from one side of the stage and they got a little hats and a little ponytail
[00:38:52] And they walk around like they own the place
[00:38:54] I
[00:38:56] Run around here he comes your comes Chinese brother man
[00:39:02] What about the brothers in China
[00:39:06] They got some of them brothers, how could you tell if they all look alike maybe some of them are black
[00:39:15] So fucking true
[00:39:17] Yeah
[00:39:24] Which who were the black people in China by Robin
[00:39:30] Yeah, boy, he was a master. Yeah, he was one of the bad. Oh, that's actually one of his bits
[00:39:34] It was on his last initial. Yeah, he came out in like 2011. I'm about to kill myself
[00:39:39] Oh, yeah, this is the last one of these I'm gonna do I just found out I got a disease called parking suits
[00:40:09] And they said I wasn't supposed to tell anybody my agent did not like the idea
[00:40:19] Maybe he's fucking maybe nobody is gonna watch a special knowing you're gonna die
[00:40:24] Maybe he faked his death to go live as a Chinese man. Yeah, no, he's a major with ball Marley in two pog
[00:40:32] Smoking with the in Argentina. Yeah, it's the Argentina with Hitler. It's him George carlin bill Hicks
[00:40:38] I'll solve a pound stone. Oh, yeah, I went somewhere the fucking the Mount Rushmore of stand-up call the legends
[00:40:48] Goddamn sandwich is coming back up
[00:40:53] It'd be cool if bill Hicks was around for Trump
[00:40:58] To hear his his
[00:41:00] He would be funnier than you I'm not saying that yeah
[00:41:04] I
[00:41:06] Whatever he said it would be funnier than what you came up with about Trump. Yeah, I don't do Trump material. Okay. That's your whole act
[00:41:16] You're Mr. Trump
[00:41:19] No, I don't do Trump style comedy
[00:41:21] Not one of the you love it. It'd be nice if Dennis Hopper were still alive so he could get his take on Robin Williams's death
[00:41:27] That's true. They were friends, right? Yeah, probably really close. We worked together on water world
[00:41:33] It turns out it was a different guy
[00:41:37] This is how for thought that guy was Robin
[00:41:40] Robin
[00:41:42] I'm telling you there's a weird like fake rob Williams. She's doing a fucking robin. I'm still trying to figure out who the fuck you're
[00:41:47] He's like he's like a guy
[00:41:49] He's like robs them or something or like comes on the boat
[00:41:51] He's kind of dressed like Peter Pan even like it's weird. It makes you feel like it's fucking robin Williams
[00:41:58] He's like tries to fuck the girls or some shit
[00:42:01] He's like a fucked up guy and Kevin cost her beats him up
[00:42:05] Honestly, I haven't seen that. I mean that movie sucks so much dick
[00:42:09] I feel like I even might have even watched it at your house
[00:42:12] Waterworld. I think so. No, we watched the car. Yeah. No, we did we
[00:42:17] I don't know
[00:42:25] Maybe no, it's the guy you're talking about but I mean maybe it's Kim Coates. It is it's Kim Coates
[00:42:32] Yes, it's Kim Coates from uh, Sons of Anarchy because I found the scroll. Oh, really? Yeah, it's a screenshot
[00:42:39] Oh my god. That is him. They got the same nose
[00:42:41] But he's also doing robin William stuff in the movie like he's doing a depression. Yeah
[00:42:46] Kim Coates fake ass robin Williams. I bet you he did that a lot in the 90s. He played fake robin Williams
[00:42:52] I mean
[00:42:53] Christian Slater's whole thing is so funny
[00:42:57] Jack Nichols boy. Yeah, he's just been doing an impression of jack Nicholson, which other people have pointed out obviously
[00:43:02] Yeah, of course this isn't
[00:43:04] Why are you saying you have of course because you would have
[00:43:07] No, you heard that. That was one of the things I told you that you did not picked up
[00:43:11] Well, we've I probably roasted you in the past for point of it is one of Adam's words
[00:43:16] So now you're trying to reverse the yeah, of course
[00:43:19] But yeah
[00:43:20] Remarking on it as a matter of reality rather than the discovery of a bit it is wild that you're allowed to have such a career
[00:43:28] Yeah, that's such a fraud. That's how good some guys are you just do an impression of them. Mm-hmm. It's pretty good
[00:43:35] Uh, should I do should I be domed to Louise? Should be a Jackie Jen. We should all be Dennis opper
[00:43:40] I can't do the voice you can you should be Dennis opper Dennis opper rock. Yeah, I would I should just steal Jackie
[00:43:48] Chansal thing you could be Jackie to understand the words
[00:43:52] That are coming out of my ass. That's good pretty good. Mm-hmm. You don't say with enough rush hour three starting Dennis opper and Chinese Robin Williams
[00:44:02] There was a
[00:44:04] Rush hour for
[00:44:06] Rush hour for Tokyo list. Mm. That's good. I bet yeah fast enough. You're is a Tokyo list. Mm-hmm. I like
[00:44:15] Maybe you need a gig
[00:44:17] Yeah
[00:44:35] Tokyo lose this time. They're gay. Yeah, I don't know if we could use a gay guy, but I guess we'll figure it out
[00:44:43] Drifting in little cars in each other's asses. I'm you know, I'm a fucking lesbian, right?
[00:44:50] Yeah in real life not in the movie not in the movie you suck my dick of the movie suck my dick like Julian
[00:45:01] Just on your birthday every other year I'm a lesbian I
[00:45:05] I could see that I could see her being like a 90% lesbian 10% mmm dick on special occasions type
[00:45:14] Who Michelle? Yeah for sure. Yeah
[00:45:19] Do you think you could handle having sex with her Adam or would she be too powerful for you?
[00:45:23] I mean, I think I'd bust but I come out black and blue this for damn sure
[00:45:28] I'll be coming out bloody did you realize they busted inside your eyes
[00:45:36] Yes, I did I am gay. You know I did I
[00:45:41] Love Kanye so much. Are you voting for him? No, but I love that. He's just trying to fuck up the election
[00:45:48] Yeah, he's fucking insane. He's insane and he's beautiful. He's a beautiful. It's a beautiful mind beautiful troll
[00:45:54] Mm-hmm. It is beautiful. I like that. He's advocating setting up there's a way to see the ochres if there was a way to
[00:46:00] Canon-eye people in the church of trolling he would be a saint he would be one of the first
[00:46:05] He was he's a great troll. Yeah, cuz every time I mean he always just pushes people's buttons whenever he has an album coming out
[00:46:12] He knows exactly what to do. Yeah, and what he's not even trying to it's effortless with him
[00:46:17] That's just that's exactly when to stop taking those are his natural movements. Yeah, you're probably right Adam
[00:46:23] I think he's like I got now. I'm gonna stop taking the pills finish it
[00:46:28] I'm gonna become the Hulk declare myself the pope the trolling Hulk. Yeah
[00:46:34] Then go away for a
[00:46:38] Good cyclies on
[00:46:40] Realize yes, I did yes, I did
[00:46:57] Did you
[00:47:00] Yeah, pain is from this
[00:47:02] Yes, I did yes, I did
[00:47:10] I gotta figure out first for the fall season of come town. I gotta figure out a new voice to do
[00:47:16] I'm tired of Jeff Goldblum
[00:47:18] It is really nice to use the shows and outlet to figure out a voice and then spend like
[00:47:25] Three months repeating the same jokes in that voice
[00:47:28] Yeah, I'm being like well time to figure out a time for a new guy
[00:47:32] I guess I only got one episode out of mr. Feeney. That's true mr. Feed it. She come back man
[00:47:37] Every once in a while. Yeah pop back
[00:47:41] Yeah, I'm gay mr. Matthew
[00:47:44] Mr. Matthew show me on penis
[00:47:46] Oh mr. Shapiro show me opanus I was warm ring if he wanted to show me a penis wide
[00:47:57] Mr. Shapiro stay after Klaus
[00:48:01] He he's not British either, huh? No, it was a Boston Brahmin
[00:48:05] Let's just fucked up. So you're telling me in the fucking 40s everyone talk like that. No only people from Boston
[00:48:11] That's one of those are they become like the guys that talk like because more more like mom gay kid
[00:48:18] The working class took over those were the Catholic stuff the regional culture of the area because like New York had an accent like that
[00:48:27] like
[00:48:29] FDR right that's true head to New York equivalent. Yeah
[00:48:33] Yay, the only thing I have to suck is dick itself. Yeah
[00:48:43] No
[00:48:45] I
[00:48:47] Mean it's a certain point. It's like worse than just saying the and word laughing at it. Just being like who else
[00:48:55] Fucking Robert McNamara
[00:48:59] I'm gay
[00:49:01] I
[00:49:03] Down with the president and we decided that I'm gay
[00:49:07] I looked at the president. I'm loving that I mean the president. We looked at the situation in Cuba and I said to him
[00:49:15] Mr. President in all honesty. I am a gay man
[00:49:19] That's good. He said why are you?
[00:49:21] Why are you telling me this right now? I don't care the entire world is on the brink of nuclear war and you're telling me now that you are gay and
[00:49:30] I said yes
[00:49:33] Yes, I it's never an ideal time to come out of the closet the S in Robert S
[00:49:39] McNamara a lot of people they think it stands for nothing, but it actually stands for sucking
[00:49:46] So fucking true
[00:49:51] Yes, we're that's fucked up do anybody so nobody though still talks like that, right?
[00:49:56] There's not like a young person that talks like mr. Feeney
[00:49:59] Yeah, maybe someone decided to make that there. I forgot his middle name stands for strange
[00:50:05] Strange. Yeah, yeah, cuz ass I always I remember they asked stood for something retarded. Yeah, and it's strange strange
[00:50:12] Joe Biden's got a weird middle name too. It's like Teresa or something. He's got a girls name. Yeah, it's funny. It's Joe like Claudette Biden
[00:50:23] Robinette that's it he's a Robinette. Yeah, I think I've heard that rules did
[00:50:28] What is that a family name?
[00:50:30] Probably well some people get make their kids middle name their the woman's maiden name
[00:50:38] Yeah, I've seen that done before that's fairly common
[00:50:43] Yeah
[00:50:45] No, his mom's last name was Finnegan
[00:50:48] Who the fuck is Robinette his father's name is also Joseph Robinette Biden senior
[00:50:54] Yeah, and there's no that his father was born in
[00:50:58] 1512 so there's no record of they didn't have such good record
[00:51:04] Apparently had a bad stutter and frontline did this special on like the presidents or whatever and they tried to frame his current like
[00:51:12] fuck-ups on the stutter which it's like that's clearly not yet from a stutter he's been in the public eye for 50 years
[00:51:20] Yeah, and he was a very good like even when he was running when Obama ran the mother
[00:51:25] Like if you guys seen clips that motherfucker talking you're like, oh, he's actually like good at speaking
[00:51:30] Well, it wasn't he like caught he was like plagiarizing, but I guess he wasn't fucking always he would do a gaff
[00:51:36] But the motherfucker could talk
[00:51:38] He did yeah, he was good at like the folksy stuff. It would it is good that my pop would sit me on his knee
[00:51:45] He'd like back when I stuff, but I mean he could talk it's not like now the motherfucker can't even fucking damn finish a sense
[00:51:51] It sucks that we'll never get to be in World War two
[00:51:55] No, that sucks it will were two sounds awful. Yeah, I would have loved being in World War two
[00:52:00] You would have like being a brother stood have been awesome. No, I'm still I'm gonna come back on the Robert McNamara
[00:52:07] Wikipedia page that was in World War two. Yeah, everybody was to guess that's true every single fucking guy was in
[00:52:14] You would have to go to war and then you do something cool
[00:52:17] What if you were fat as shit then no you're the cook. Do I get to stay home and fuck everyone's wives? Yeah, probably
[00:52:23] That would have been my that's why nobody people are like Americans have gotten fatter
[00:52:26] It's like no, they just fattened back up. That's right because all the fat people stayed here
[00:52:30] I think got all the pussy. Yeah, they ate it true the dust bowl used to be filled with cereal
[00:52:36] And then they ate all the water was a war and they're like what the hell is this a bunch of dust?
[00:52:40] Yeah, I know that timeline does it's kind of the opposite but that makes it checks out it makes sense to me
[00:52:46] Yeah, the dust came after
[00:52:48] The grapes of breath I would have gotten out of it. I would have probably stayed behind hello, Penny's
[00:52:57] Dr. Lecturer, you know my name is Clarice
[00:52:59] Well, what if I called you pennies? What if I talked about sucking you like you a giant cock
[00:53:04] Wait, I've got a new character. There we go. Okay
[00:53:11] It's about time hello, hello, Penny's
[00:53:16] But if I undress you and you're a giant penis
[00:53:19] Balls and the foreskin
[00:53:22] Just like just like fucking like buff firemen and songs all over his prison
[00:53:26] Hot guys, yeah, just a Zac Efron poster
[00:53:38] Hello Clarice, hello, Penny's
[00:53:42] Yeah, Dr. Lecters down here because he would kiss his victims on the lips one of the craziest
[00:53:49] He kissed them and suck his cranks dr. Luck. We can use his expertise don't shy away from using the man
[00:53:56] Just because he was a homo
[00:53:59] He's a Jeff being gay to be clear. It's funny
[00:54:04] When I try to kiss yeah, he's in jail for being gay
[00:54:08] He's in a
[00:54:11] Sanitary for the criminally insane. Yeah, this is the gayest man. I've ever seen one of the most criminally insane people I've ever seen
[00:54:19] Criminal you know they were gonna cast Michael Richards is that role originally? That's not true. I know
[00:54:25] I'm sorry
[00:54:29] Hello, please Jerry
[00:54:32] That's more of a wage night
[00:54:35] You got did you more way night, but I'm doing the thing
[00:54:39] Oh
[00:54:42] I'm seeing new I'm seeing new I'm seeing two
[00:54:46] You guys are home can't see I'm doing a flawless body
[00:54:50] impression of Kramer's body language
[00:54:53] I'm gay
[00:54:55] There's someone was I was gonna look up and I forgot it
[00:54:58] Oh, I'm here do we have any more engine. Oh, yeah, what's homies in I think we're
[00:55:08] Oh didn't yes in that case you go gamble
[00:55:16] In that case folks folks you want to take your money and you want to gamble
[00:55:21] You gonna go gamble you want to gamble is that what you want to do you want to gamble? Oh
[00:55:29] Fuck Nick just let out another one. Yeah, and it's gonna be bad because I've been living off protein powder for the last couple days
[00:55:35] Because I refused to buy groceries
[00:55:38] Flavor
[00:55:40] Well, you're not gonna pick up on that
[00:55:43] At this point that it's been through a part of my body. I like to refer to as the wasteland what the wolf flavor
[00:55:49] I'm vanilla casein nice. Yeah, she'll know a case. Oh, yeah vanilla case
[00:55:56] Now we're talking the fact I start making protein powder flavors. Yeah tacos
[00:56:04] then
[00:56:06] Damn, it's that fucking time of year folks Antonio Brown is on the Raiders
[00:56:10] Odell Beckham juniors on the Cleveland Browns. I got a good search history going on here
[00:56:15] Porky the pig mine com for the English my comp quotes craigslist NYC
[00:56:20] Waterworld Dennis Hopper water world Robin Williams Kim Coates and Kurt Sutter
[00:56:27] Kurt Sutter's a guy that created sense of anarchy. That's right. That's right. He's married to peg Bundy
[00:56:32] Yeah, he is in real life. He used to have a video podcast called
[00:56:38] Like talk like what the fuck it was called like WTF at the height of like Mark Marin Singh being popular
[00:56:44] I don't think he was even aware that my
[00:56:47] Is he like what's this do? He's like a real biker guy
[00:56:50] I'm not right TV. No, I think he's like he's similar to that pizza lotto guy where he's like good at his job
[00:56:58] But then they talk and look cuz I remember liking I watched the first four episodes of true detective
[00:57:03] I was like, oh, this is a good show and then I saw some interview with him. Oh, yeah
[00:57:09] I think it's yeah, it's like personality ruin it for me. Yeah. Yeah, the first one is good first season
[00:57:15] But that's what makes somebody like good at fiction or drama is that they like could get
[00:57:21] What the fuck is that?
[00:57:23] Do you hear that my front door probably?
[00:57:27] That like resonated my head weird way. I thought it was like an elephant. It's just a secret or yeah
[00:57:32] It did sound crazy. Anyways my bookie.ag is a fucking website
[00:57:38] You can go and you can fucking get where everybody knows your name
[00:57:45] Sucks you off you can place bets you can do live in game wager. Uh-huh. You can unless they guarantee that you'll win every bet
[00:57:55] Yeah, I mean, you know, I'm gonna go ahead right right here and go to copy
[00:57:59] We're gonna go to copy folks hang by for a second. Definitely don't fast forward as we go to copy on this
[00:58:05] Advertisements do not fast forward. I'll fuck your ass. I'll fuck you in the air
[00:58:12] I will find you and I will put my thumbs in your ass. We're gonna bust inside your way
[00:58:16] I'm going to tickle your balls and fuck you. Oh boy. They say brother
[00:58:21] You better believe we're gonna fuck you in the ass brother
[00:58:25] There's little me little white boy in jail
[00:58:27] First I'm going to jail and here's young Robin
[00:58:36] Graphic recounting of his time in jail in 1977
[00:58:42] Special
[00:58:44] something
[00:58:46] Oh, and they pull you off in a sale God God save me but the gods in honor they paid them off
[00:58:57] Hello
[00:59:01] Yes, that is correct
[00:59:08] My fucking bookie on good webs dot a G got a G
[00:59:13] That's what listen what I have to go my bookie dad
[00:59:17] G. It's a new website. They have gambling you like gambling you go to website my bookie dad
[00:59:23] G. They're putting you credit card and it's a very secure that I had the information
[00:59:29] And they put it right it down on piece of paper and they remember it and then they fold the double pieces
[00:59:36] Eat it and it becomes shit to them
[00:59:39] That is what they think of your money is that it's shit to them
[00:59:43] But and that you said that sounds bad about if you think about it if your money is shit
[00:59:49] I will not steal it
[00:59:52] So my bookie dad
[00:59:53] They go to the website or you'll be thrown in prison where you'll get the what they call the Robin Williams treatment
[01:00:02] What they say what
[01:00:04] We will run him out like like we did Robin Williams when he visit Turkey as teenager
[01:00:12] When he come here as teenager and he accidentally touched the beautiful drapes
[01:00:17] When he visit the mayor's house and touch the beautiful drapes on tour and he spent weekend in Turkish jail
[01:00:23] I think I'm raped and he thought we wanted to hear porky big voice
[01:00:28] But instead we fuck his ass
[01:00:30] That's right instead that we fuck his ass and his body becomes fucked
[01:00:39] Who are you the type of fan that knows football so well that you could choose any game and call it
[01:00:44] Well, my book used the place for you because they let you turn all your sports knowledge in the cash in your wallet
[01:00:49] I love that because I have a lot of sports
[01:01:01] Damn that hurts my lips tingling to do that
[01:01:06] It makes your lips tingle to sing the Japanese thing yeah
[01:01:11] Interesting body
[01:01:13] Mm-hmm between football season NBA in the start of college basketball season. It's time to get off the sideline and get in on
[01:01:20] The action with my bookie if you're the kind of guy who likes to bet a little to win a lot try to parlay brother man
[01:01:32] And for all the slick brother players we got out there
[01:01:37] For instance if you like a cup it's funny cuz both him and Billy crystal. It's like you met one black person
[01:01:42] 100% in 1967. Yeah one ever
[01:01:47] Then it's been the touchdown. Yeah, it's like don't worry. I got it. Here comes the character now
[01:01:55] I can do him just fine
[01:01:59] I'm gay
[01:02:01] If you're the kind of guy who likes to bet a little win a lot of try a parlay for instance
[01:02:05] if you like a couple of the big favorites this week parlays are perfect because they let you bet multiple times
[01:02:11] Multiple games together for a much bigger payout
[01:02:15] So if you're gonna get bet this season do the smart thing go to my bookie daddy
[01:02:20] G because no one gives you more ways to win pal tired watching the game from the couch with nothing to gain
[01:02:26] My bookie wants to get your mind off everything else and back on the game the best way to get your mind back on the game
[01:02:32] Is the prospect of losing thousands of dollars your whole your fucking down payment on your house?
[01:02:37] The problem it the problem with watching sports is that you can't get enough into it
[01:02:43] So you need to have a financial incentive to do so
[01:02:46] And so you lock yourself into this system of a gambling addiction
[01:02:51] And you look you are you probably already got the vibes in you, you know, and if you're gonna bug chase
[01:02:57] We're saying doing it all club
[01:03:01] You swap spit go bare back with a couple of fellas in house, right?
[01:03:05] Yeah, we'd like you to be you get a bug chase do it a safely spot once you bug chase here
[01:03:12] I got my parents. Hey, I got a fucking bug you can chase right here
[01:03:16] Why should come over here sugar titch? I got a bug for you. Yeah, I got a bug
[01:03:20] Now I got HIV from roughing up a guy that orders a couple of use condoms
[01:03:27] Yeah
[01:03:28] Well the regular mafia, but I was on I was on use condom detail because I disrespected the boss's daughter. I
[01:03:36] Told the boss's daughter. She'll never be a joy and fat
[01:03:41] I say that with those those lips sweetie
[01:03:44] You're never gonna be a joy and
[01:03:47] You see what the fuck is the matter with you?
[01:03:49] You're gonna say my daughter is never gonna give good birthday dick suck
[01:03:53] You fucking call me you come in and this respect me my same my daughter's never gonna suck penis
[01:04:00] What if on your fucking birthday before getting back in our phone?
[01:04:06] Driving all the way to the charity event with the fucking Italian the one we fucking talked about already
[01:04:13] The one from before he's got the tinted glasses
[01:04:17] And she thought he rubs on a lower back and it makes you feel uncomfortable
[01:04:21] But it doesn't fucking matter anymore because she just shut your fucking crack
[01:04:25] When you are fucking doorman
[01:04:30] You're fucking doorman and Reagan was just about to fuck everything up, so what'd you do you fucking checked out?
[01:04:36] Mentally you checked out a whole generation
[01:04:41] You okay, I don't know
[01:04:43] I don't feel so as man
[01:04:48] So go to my bookie that age if you join right now my bookie will match your deposit halfway all the way up to a thousand dollars
[01:04:55] That means if you deposit two thousand dollars you get an extra thousand dollars and free money to play with
[01:05:00] And I got something else you can play with right here bitch
[01:05:05] What is it if you got an extra thousand dollars
[01:05:09] Something free
[01:05:10] That you can play with with your lips if you know the man just use promo code and her promo code
[01:05:18] It's all right come town over come down or come town 20
[01:05:23] One of those
[01:05:25] It's your it out come down or come town 20 once again. That's promo code
[01:05:31] Ting of advantage of my bookies generous sign up offer
[01:05:34] Was it my bookie that age you today you play you win you get paid you get laid you get slayed
[01:05:41] And yet your dick sucked you have listened to Metallica
[01:05:46] You ever make pussy
[01:05:51] Recently I've been listening to Metallica
[01:05:55] I love the way that this music is metal and the name of the band is Metallica
[01:06:01] I
[01:06:03] Love having the idea having six with a woman made out of metal
[01:06:10] The woman that's like metal Mario, but she's a woman
[01:06:13] She's got a pussy and of the idea of making sex to metal Mario, but she's got big tits
[01:06:21] Six feet tall all legs
[01:06:24] It's just a leggy metal Mario that I have sex with
[01:06:33] That's right folks the fuck is tomorrow. What's your what's your
[01:06:38] Mario supposed to be your fucking man. He's a fucking guy. He's fucking me not a model
[01:06:46] Fucking none of this fucking Metallica shit
[01:06:49] My little dog was what I think about this fucking Italian shit you see this guy come in here
[01:06:56] He says he's gonna have sex with metal Mario. She's a girl now
[01:07:02] Whoa whoa listen, I don't know about this come on. I don't know about this
[01:07:08] Mario's got a fucking cock
[01:07:10] Mario tell me you get a choppies metal cock off what that was supposed to be joy and fabric thought thought I thought I was gonna fucking go as fabric
[01:07:24] And that's it for me
[01:07:32] Robert Williams later special. I'm about to kill myself leads a lot to be desired
[01:07:36] Initially starts going off about water world and something about Joanne fabrics
[01:07:43] Before hinting at the fact that he was raped
[01:07:46] And that he would prefer to be in China
[01:07:50] What about the black guys in China and then there's something about Joanne fabrics again at the end in the sopranos and then
[01:07:58] And then he just walks off stage
[01:08:01] But a true artist
[01:08:03] I would love to watch that special man of a thousand boys when we just described. Yeah
[01:08:10] Tamron Williams a set list. Yeah, I don't know what it means, but I'll do my best
[01:08:16] He is a fucking great performer. You gotta give them in that as an actor is unbelievable electric unmatched
[01:08:23] Except maybe my dick
[01:08:25] He moves he was he was ripped all of Mrs. Doubtfire. That's right. That was supposed to be Matilda
[01:08:34] They hired him to play the fucking dad in Matilda, and he was like, oh, what if I dress up like a dumb bitch
[01:08:44] What if I have tits what if I had a big purger suit and you could suck on
[01:08:50] Oh
[01:08:55] Fuck
[01:09:02] Listen if you want to come see some of this taught style of humor live
[01:09:05] I'll be a Macguably's joke house Halloween weekend and if you want to see it on a t-shirt you can go to come that town
[01:09:11] There's new shirts new shirts available new shirt alert
[01:09:15] Check out the shirts new shirt alert the shirts are funding my addiction to
[01:09:22] Making more shirts
[01:09:24] You do love making sure the shirts are kind of self-sustaining at this point, but I do love making the shirts
[01:09:33] You stabby that biz and all my tour deja there and you know pretty soon will be calendar season so
[01:09:40] What don't know holiday calendar we are hard to work at the stop you baby factory making
[01:09:47] 2021 calendar so the jobs got his little elves are working overtime to make your calendars and they
[01:09:55] Little stops. That'll be cute portly little elf boys. That's right. You are you think about how like the elves in the factory
[01:10:04] It's like capital
[01:10:06] So Carl marks, I'm gonna do a two-hour podcast this week on the elves factory
[01:10:13] Well, they need a union and the pro proletariat and
[01:10:17] Trotsky what about the whole of the elves don't
[01:10:22] Means a product and Marxist Leninism. Yeah, what about the whole of Terry it. Yeah, you get sex workers
[01:10:30] That's that's cool
[01:10:33] Mm-hmm
[01:10:35] Okay, well alright